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Peyton
rest of the episode, The you should know podcast. Hey everybody, welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 214. Round of applause please. Hey everybody, welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 214. If you are new here or if you haven't already, look below. You see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more below that you see as the comment section isn't fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more on go and fill that out. Can I say something real quick? I want to thank everybody for their overwhelming support of the tour tickets. Tour tickets are live right now. You should know studios.com or in the description below. But over on the Patreon we have given you a big thank you. If you're in Koala Royalty, you know we have a koala royalty episode once a month. That's just for that tier. So make sure you join the Patreon. Join the Koala Royalty. But we have dropped a two and a half hour koala royalty episode. Why? Literally, there's no reason. We just wanted to say thank you because our Patreon people really, really help this company out. And I know we talk about it a lot, but it's because it's super helpful and we love that community and the stuff we've built over there. So if you want to join it, be a part of that family, join a tier, whichever it is, from from Cubs to Prime to Royalty, we appreciate everybody and everybody that watches on YouTube and listens on Spotify, we want to say thank you. We love you. Two and a half hour episode over there. To say thank you and boy is a roller coaster. I mean it turns into a fever dream. But we love you. Thanks guys. On to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. Studio.
Cam
Good morning. Toda fum pyum gals. What Blessed Monday.
Peyton
Can I say Wagwan is. Before we started recording, Cam said he was going to hang me.
Cam
No, no, that.
Peyton
Can I say that that is a true yes or no? Did he say that?
Cam
Okay, okay. But a digital footprint's a real thing and what we're doing is pretty scary, right?
Peyton
What you said was scary.
Cam
You said get out boy. No, no, no, no.
Peyton
That's what you said.
Cam
I said I'm gonna hang you now. It came from me wanting so he was Rude to me, and my brain goes too fast. So I said. I wanted to say, I'm gonna strangle you. And I also wanted to say, I'm gonna hit you, but the H from hit took over the str from strangle, and I landed on I'm gonna hang you. And I immediately went, oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Peyton
That was the heritage talking. That was.
Cam
That was not my lineage. I was not subconscious. It was none of that. It was a simple mistake with serious consequences, but it was a simple mistake.
Peyton
You ever find that, like. Because there's some times where I can feel my roots coming out, and I'm like, oh, that's. That's my people. You know what I'm saying? Like, a good 808 hits, and I turn into something else.
Cam
See, when a good 808 hits for me, it's like, I don't know if I'm from my people. You're like, love that. I go, oh, do it again, dj. Oh, what the.
Peyton
That noise. You did hit the.
Cam
No, I didn't. You did.
Peyton
He did.
Cam
I said, oh, I didn't.
Peyton
Oh, you did.
Cam
Y' all are. Dude, y' all are painting a bad picture.
Peyton
We're not painting a picture. We're looking at the picture you paint.
Cam
I literally said, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I didn't go. I didn't do that. I said, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ou Young ma, Brooklyn's finest.
Peyton
Anyway, what happened to Deje Loaf? What happened to Deje Loaf, dude?
Cam
Whoa. What'd you just say?
Peyton
We're having a Dej Loaf.
Cam
Is that her? Deja Loaf?
Peyton
It was, yes.
Cam
Have I been wrong? It's a Loaf.
Peyton
I hope. Try me.
Cam
No, I'm not gonna lie. I just have a crush on her.
Peyton
Whoa.
Cam
No. I knew. She's sworn for the team. No, no, no, no.
Peyton
Are you not gay?
Cam
She.
Peyton
Somebody Google that.
Cam
DEJ Love sex. No. Dude, have you seen the music video of me, Hennessy and you? I can I say, I used to put. Yes, Hunt. No, there's not. She's hundred percent. Okay, well, there's not a problem wrong with it. No, but I'm saying I used to have a big crush on Dej Love.
Peyton
Fun fact.
Cam
She had that little tiny little haircut, the little bob slicked down. Holy. Those edges were laid. Oh, my God. Me, Hennessy, and you. Fun fact.
Peyton
I've never seen DEJ Lo's face. What, kind of like MF Doom?
Cam
No, it's not MF Doom. One is absolutely legendary, too. He literally wore Like a metal mask. Dejloaf is. Is every bit visible, but I just never seen her.
Peyton
I genuinely.
Cam
She's a pretty little thing, but, like,
Peyton
why'd you say, like that, dude?
Cam
Y' all are making me sweat. I don't know. I don't know, dude. I used to have a crush on her back.
Peyton
Yeah. I've never seen her. It's literally. She's my woman. MF Doom.
Cam
I had more. That's hilarious. I had more of a crush on Deja Love than I did, like, Beyonce.
Peyton
You have an acquired taste, and I respect the hell out of it, honestly. You have a real acquired taste.
Cam
No, you used. Oh, my God. Dude, what you said about back in the days, I don't want to. Docs, I don't want to get. Because it'll be easy. Connect the dots. But there was someone that I had a crush on back in the day.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
I was like, bro, she's so cool. You said, yeah, she's so cool because she's one of us. Cam.
Peyton
Yeah, Cam. Cam likes somebody that can set a high pick and roll. Like, if like a woman. That's like 67250. Camel, camel chop.
Cam
That street, bro. I said, bro, I had a strange build on that Clydesdale. Well, I said, bro, I don't know what is. She's so cool. You're like, cam, she's one of us. Yeah.
Peyton
Because she would come to the dorm and want to arm wrestle. I was like, cam, you don't have
Cam
a crush on her.
Peyton
That's your friend, dude. That's your homeboy.
Cam
That's your homeboy. Oh, my God.
Peyton
She's playing 2K for 12 hours straight.
Cam
I'm like, dude, that's why I like her, man. She's, like, sick. I was like, imagine queuing into a game with her. Like, that'd be nuts, Cam.
Peyton
She's in basketball shorts and a beater.
Cam
Oh, yeah. Now that. When the beater came out, I was like, okay. I might have been. You know, I like a good tank
Peyton
top on a girl tank top. Oh.
Cam
Nothing underneath, though, right? Very important.
Peyton
See, I knew I kind of just lobbed you up. Very important.
Cam
I'm gonna be unapologetically me now. One thing about my wife. Now this is gonna get weird. We can move quickly.
Peyton
Please don't. I don't want.
Cam
There's too much under the tank top to wear the tank top. I said, babe, put this beater on. It'll be real nice. Spice a couple things up. I said, holy side. I say, they were pouring out. He's in a construction site. They do the concrete thing, which pours out the side. I said, wow. I said, I mean, that is wow. Yeah.
Peyton
It was like, honestly, you are creepy, bro.
Cam
You're creepy as hell. Not creep. That is my woman.
Peyton
That is my wife.
Cam
I love her in every form she offers. Like, if you were on it with sweatpants and a little bit of sweat from the bed, not. Not sex time, but, like, just a warm night. I love that form. I also love just Dre French tips, heels on, perfect little fitted dress. I love it all.
Peyton
I love all.
Cam
Everything in between. Okay. I get where you're coming from inside. Wife beater vibes.
Peyton
I love it all. I get where you're coming from because I'm. I. I always thought, like, the way you talk about your wife and, like, her. Her hairy toes and stuff like that, and you're like, oh, I love it. Like, when I was single, I was like, maybe I've. I will never find love or be in love, but.
Cam
But are you getting there? Yeah.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Like.
Peyton
Like, Sarah will have a rank morning breath.
Cam
Oh.
Peyton
Like, it will hit, like. It will hit like, petroleum.
Cam
Oh.
Peyton
Oh, man. But I'll be like, come give me that nut.
Cam
Yeah, see, see, I'll put my nose
Peyton
in her mouth and just. I'll sniff it up.
Cam
See, now that's. We're, like. You're getting close. We're. We're comparable, but we're not the same.
Peyton
You know?
Cam
I've never put my nose in Liv's mouth. First off, Liv would never go for that. Yeah, 800 million. She'd be like, you have boogers, and what are you doing?
Peyton
Sarah put her. She sniffed flonase out of my nose in Las Vegas this weekend.
Cam
If y' all are snorting flonase out of each other's nostrils, only the good lord knows what goes on when the shades are shut and that door is locked, by God. Y' all are sitting here going, dude, let me get a hit. All right, Open up your nose.
Peyton
It's actually exactly how it goes. So I. So what happened was I sprayed flonase in Vegas because I was having bad allergies out there in the desert, and
Cam
she came and gave me a kiss.
Peyton
But, you know. You know, the smell of flonase is tough. It's like a nasal spray, if you don't know. So. Yeah. And so she kissed me, and she goes, oh. She goes, you got a little bit of flonase? And I said, yeah. And then she goes, give me. Give me a little sniff of that flonase And I said, you want a sniff of that flonase? And she goes, mm. And she put a nose in my nose. And then now every time I'm about to spray flonase in the morning, I. I go. I go, bear, bear. And she goes, what? And I go, I got some flex n. And she'll come and snap. She'll come and take a hit of my nose.
Cam
Dude, you're. You're so. You are so not allowed to call me a creep. Let's just put that out there. You cannot call me creepy because I like my wife's big tank top, cuz I like my wife's biggest party bags in a. In a tank top. You. You just said you. First off, you're whispering like, like ghostly. Like, it's like, like, yeah, you own your house. There's no one in it. Like, talk loud. First off, you're whispering. You're calling her animal names.
Peyton
Bear, Bear.
Cam
I got Flonase in my nuts. Come get a hit. And then she whispers back, oh, you got a little bit of flonazing your nose. Oh, you got a little bit floating, y'. All. Dude, you're. Yeah, that's the creepiest thing.
Peyton
Am I wrong?
Cam
Is that not creepier?
Peyton
No, no. Okay, so my. Mine is creepy. No, no, there's a difference between creepy and cringy.
Cam
I'm cringy. Cringy is bae. Cringy is. Is sending the texts that are literally used as caption. That's cringy.
Peyton
That's creepy. Listen, listen, let me justify myself.
Cam
Let me get a little stiff of your nose. Let me get the flonies out your nose.
Peyton
So mine's like, oh, that couple's like, overly in love. And they're weird. Like, that's what it is. Yours is like, oh, we gotta check his. Like, you're like. You're like, I want that cement running out them party bags. Like, that's weird, bro. And that's not even the weirdest thing that me and Sarah do.
Cam
I don't even know if you want to. I. I'd love to hear it.
Peyton
We call it. We call it puppy time. And so it's in the morning because she wakes up before me to go to work. And so It'll be like 5am and she'll wake me up. And she goes, oh, is that my pumpkin? And I have to wake up and
Cam
I gotta go, mind you, I have to wake up when. When. When Sarah says, oh, is that my pumpkin? I have to wake up.
Peyton
Yeah, but I like it too, because she's all. She's all dressed and smells good and ready to walk out the door. And she'll come over to the my side of the bed, and it's puppy times. I go. And she'll pet my tummy, and I love it. And then she'll give me kisses. She gets my good spot. It's good so all at five in the morning, by the way. And then she'll kiss me on my head, and then I'll go back to sleep.
Cam
Now I want. Now this is what I want to do with that information. I'm gonna apply it to my life. Yeah. And then I'm gonna reverse the roles. Right. Because Liv lives very much pregnant. She sleeps in, as she should. I'm going to now go through that scenario as if I'm Sarah talking to live. Where's my pumpkin? Puppy time. Kissy, smoochy, rub of the belly.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
If I walked up to my wife ready to go to work and said, oh, is that my little pumpkin? Is that my little pumpkin? Always puppy time. The actual first thing she would do. What the are you doing? What are you doing? And I go, oh, just. My little pumpkin. You look so sweet. Let me get a little rub. Then she'd go, I told you we're not glowing pregnant. And I go, oh, okay, sorry. Just let me get a little pumping. Let me get a little roughy.
Peyton
Pumping time.
Cam
And she would say, get out of my house. She would demand me to leave, and then the rest of her day would be ruined.
Peyton
I think this is what y' all need to do. Take a little bit of drugs. She's not pregnant.
Cam
You brought it up because y' all aren't doing the street. Y' all are doing laboratory PhD scientist drugs.
Peyton
No, we're so. We're completely sober. But I'm just saying, for y' all to get to that point, I think you should. Y' all should both take a little something something and then just let the earth take over. And, like the love. And like, no boundaries, right? Like no egos. You got to strip the egos from yalls relationships.
Cam
You have to have an ego death. You got to.
Peyton
And so you just, you know, scratch her tuft, have you?
Cam
No, I scratch everything I live. I shaved her. I shaved her bone dry the other night. Imagine a grown man. Imagine a 6, 7 man on his knees on the tile with a pregnant, naked wife right in front of him that can't see any hair that she possesses. And I got a cup of water. She's standing in a bath and a razor in the other hand, and I'm going a little to the left. Everything.
Peyton
All of it. Bone dry. Yeah, that's. That's a different kind of love.
Cam
That's love.
Peyton
See, I don't think I'm there yet.
Cam
No, you're not. You're at this. I've never. I skipped that face. I don't know what phase that is. I've skipped it.
Peyton
We don't make out in public, though. I think that's where. Across the line.
Cam
Now, Pete. Now you want to talk about creepy pda. Pda.
Peyton
Ryan Clifton. That boy Ryan. Ryan.
Cam
Ryan's like. He's like, you're gonna know. I love.
Peyton
Ryan goes, if we're in love and we're in public.
Cam
I'm not in love. This is my girl I want to kiss now. I'm like, no, but, bro, pda. PDA is fine. And it's cute when it's real, but not too real. What's.
Peyton
What's fake pda?
Cam
Fake PDF. Like, you. You. You know, fake pda.
Peyton
If.
Cam
Say we're all. Say you and Sarah, me and Liv. Say all the boys have girls or have their girls there, whatever. We're all chilling and, like, say you and Sarah just having the blast. And y' all just turn. Oh, I love you so much, Barry.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Get a little smooth, and you see someone else, and it's like, fake pda. Like, they see someone else in love, so then they, like, force it upon their part.
Peyton
Is that a thing that happens?
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
Really? They, like.
Cam
It's like the dawn of man.
Peyton
It's a competition.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
Competitive PDA is a thing.
Cam
Is he. Are we opening the left side of your brain? Do you not understand how females work? This is a very much.
Peyton
My female don't work like that.
Cam
That's fine. That's great. You got a good one. Keep it, bro. There will be times where if someone else, say, two girls are being petty, real catty, going back and forth, whatever. A little feud.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
This girl gets a smooch. What do you think this girl's doing? She'll turn around and kiss. Oh, that is true.
Peyton
That it? Where's my.
Cam
Wake up.
Peyton
I wish you would kiss me like that. I wish you would do that with me. Oh, I hate that.
Cam
Yeah. Because I turn around and kiss K, Rob. What are you feeling?
Peyton
Wait, if you kiss K, Rob.
Cam
Yeah. I'll be like, oh, you go, oh, God.
Peyton
Y' all can have, like, I don't want that anymore.
Cam
No, bro, it's a real thing, dude.
Peyton
Okay, but. Okay, let's get give. PDA rules. What's the extent of your pda? Like, yours personally. Actually, you don't do any pda.
Cam
Y' all always say that, bro. It's.
Peyton
You don't even hug in public.
Cam
That's so not true. Me and Liv are. Okay, here's another thing. And this is not to downsize anything, whatever. Me and Liv have been together for eight years.
Peyton
Man, I'm so sorry.
Cam
We hug all the time. We hug all the time. We kiss all the time. I. We. When we go to our friends, especially new parents.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
We don't get to hang out with
Peyton
y' all too often.
Cam
It's like once a month now. Maybe, like in a group setting.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
When we go, like, I'm. She knows it. I love her. I will hang out with you. But it's like, we're here with the boys. We're here with the whole crew trying to get some laughs and jokes. And it's kind of the same with Liv. Like, the other night at the thing, she was sitting down with the girls. All the girls were chatting. All of us were hanging out.
Peyton
That's true.
Cam
So it's more of those things. My personal rules. You can obviously hug. You can get a little slap, little grab.
Peyton
Oh, yeah. You got to be able to touch the boonda.
Cam
Got to be able to touch the bun. I mean, it's hard not to.
Peyton
You see that thing just sitting there with no love, and you got smack that thing.
Cam
Hey, wake up a little. Hey.
Peyton
Which is drift on me.
Cam
Something dripped. Oh, dude. K Robs infiltrated the entire. Oh, the whole building.
Peyton
Brought that in there.
Cam
My ask, grab, forward, slash slap. Yeah. Hugs. Obvious kiss. Now here's the big one.
Peyton
The kissing is where everything gets a little murky.
Cam
Is where it's lined.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
My kiss goes to the point, you can kiss your partner. You can kiss your partner good. You can slip a little of that old T down there, right?
Peyton
Excuse me.
Cam
Tongue. You can slip a little of that tongue.
Peyton
Tongue. In public.
Cam
Now hear me out.
Peyton
No public tongue.
Cam
Listen, when you get to the point of public tongue, you should feel the pheromones surging through your body.
Peyton
At that point, I'm fighting against my britches.
Cam
Exactly.
Peyton
You go, whoa.
Cam
Whoa, Nelly. Yeah. You need to know you're cerebral. You need to know. What's the next step? The next step. Clothes are being ripped off. The next step, I'm grabbing throat. Now, that's where you got to stop. That's where you can't keep it going in public. As soon as you get to the Point of. Oh, I feel the need to give my partner tongue. Turn it off.
Peyton
So I feel like if you're at the point of tongue in public, you're already wrong. Your mouth shouldn't be open in public.
Cam
That's true, but I've seen a lot of tongue that they do. Classy, Real classy.
Peyton
Where are you? Like, where?
Cam
This is like. It's like a rooftop. Like a brunch rooftop. Definitely.
Peyton
Mimosas flying around, champagne tonguing over waffles is crazy.
Cam
Oh, dude, people do. They probably had a great night. Night before. Probably don't know each other too well, if you know what I'm saying.
Peyton
Well, first of all. First of all, you don't know someone too well. And there should be no PDA if it's a first date. No PDF that's left in the bedroom,
Cam
not a first date.
Peyton
Hear what I'm saying?
Cam
They probably had a great night the night before.
Peyton
I get it. I get it, dude. By the way, I caught on my Tesla, literally, somebody had outside my Tesla.
Cam
Excuse me, the pda. What did you just say?
Peyton
Well, that's the highest level of pda. Literally, I saw intercourse happen outside of my test.
Cam
No, if you're having. In front of my truck, you're going to prison.
Peyton
I wasn't in the truck. So if you don't know, basically Tesla's, they have a sensory mode, which is. Acts as a security camera. Anytime someone gets near my truck, it goes onwards. It. But it doesn't tell anybody. You have to like look in to see. My screen says, hey, you're on camera. These people, it was at nighttime, it was around like clubs and stuff. So you. They were one of those people that they were probably having a good night. A lot of drinks were flowing and they were parked right beside my truck.
Cam
Oh.
Peyton
So whenever I get into my truck, I'm like, okay, me and Sarah, we love to do this. It shows how many things were recorded as soon as you go in there. So me and her, we always clicking. We're like, what happened? What were people doing outside the truck? We clicked this and there's a couple hugging. They were hugging outside my truck, Right?
Cam
This is nice. Oh, it's nice. Good little lovely couple.
Peyton
Me and Sarah were watching. We're like, oh, that's cute. But then we see, because we're seeing the back of her, the front of him. He reaches for that back porch and he. I mean, it's not just like a pad. I mean, it's a. He's, you know, he gets one of those undercarriage scoops. And then the head start moving, the tongue starts flying. Hands start going places. I can't say on YouTube. Oh, yeah, give me a little. Oh, yeah, yeah, one of those. Yeah, that's what you deserve. And so I'm like, oh, wow. Hands are in places that can't be seen. I saved the video.
Cam
Yeah, you did.
Peyton
And then, so they finish. He spanks and goes into the driver's side, and she opens her door. And Sarah was like, oh, he ruined it. And I was like, wait, what happened? And she goes, he didn't even open her door after all that.
Cam
I'm not opening a door for that nasty car.
Peyton
Well, no, they probably went home after. They drove off after, but, oh, this was a crowded parking lot. Yeah.
Cam
Oh, yeah. Then he's. Yeah, you just. You just squeeze. You grip that watermelon. You did your hands where hands aren't supposed to go in public in front of someone else's cybertruck. You don't even open the door for the lady.
Peyton
Yeah. I mean, that's wrong. It's wrong, but that's. So be careful. If you're around a Tesla, you are probably being recorded. But that's my favorite thing to do. It just look at people, dude.
Cam
No, the. My favorite video for yours for a while now. Sorry to hit a nerve if I have to, but was K Rob hits your truck? Oh, yeah.
Peyton
When K. Rob smacked into the back of me after the episode 200 dinner, it was so.
Cam
It was just such utter. Because he was already at a complete.
Peyton
A complete stop a good distance away. And then he literally went like this
Cam
and just went, boom.
Peyton
I was like, our heads hurt for two days after that. Putting that on the record, how are you gonna tell me what my head felt like? The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Factor. For me, eating healthy isn't a willpower problem. It's really not.
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Cam
Enough of the Teslas. I have to ask you, your feet, your soul, and your little tuft is back in the beautiful state of Dallas. State of Dallas. You, my friend, went to WrestleMania for the first time ever. Tell me about it.
Peyton
I did go to WrestleMania this weekend. It was fantastic. Man, I don't want to be here.
Cam
I hate all of you and this sucks.
Peyton
Yeah, dude, Wrestlemania was really fun. Shout out to daylight media Q code. They got me and Sarah tickets. Literally, if you are watching night one of WrestleMania, you see me on the hard cam, like during the whole show, which is really crazy. But the craziest thing is, is I didn't realize I'm gonna be on camera this whole Wrestlemania. I need to be aware of what I'm doing.
Cam
Oh, buddy.
Peyton
I wasn't aware of what I was doing. So throughout the whole show, because 90% of it was commercial. So I was able to get on my phone. So I would get on my phone between the four minute matches.
Cam
You're kidding. You are kidding.
Peyton
Yeah. So I got on my phone, I was like, okay. I would see a bunch of story mentions and I was like, oh, people are recording me on their TVs watching WrestleMania. There is a video that went out of me watching a match and you
Cam
can literally see me having a panic
Peyton
attack in front of Cody Rhodes.
Cam
Oh, my God. Dude, though, that was my favorite part.
Peyton
Yeah, Describe the video because you saw it.
Cam
Oh, my God, dude. So it's from. It's from obviously someone at tv, but you're on the hard cam like you said, and this man, Peyton, is literally sitting there watching. He goes. And it's like from me knowing him what I think it was. And you can talk to the validity. I think you were about to speak and say something. Thought about it, and he started freaking out, and then he tried to play it off. That looked like a carbon copy of some shit I've seen for years now. You literally were sitting there, and you're like, he was gonna talk, and then he looked like he was gonna vomit, like, in a matter of a second. He was like. He covered his mouth. He's like. And it was the. I watched it probably 20 times. Because you put that on your story. I did.
Peyton
I reposted it.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
It was so. Bro. I was like, what I look like? And then other people's stories, they posted it. Literally look like a human Austrian.
Cam
You're like this. You were just watching like this.
Peyton
I was so erect, and I have such a hunchback, so I don't know why I was so erect.
Cam
And I. I don't understand how you. I love that for you. You're so locked in, though.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Like, you. You got to be locked in, but you also got to be out. Like, look like water. Like, literally have some movement. You watch it like this. You're like. Like, I would. You would never see me like that. At say It's. Let's say LeBron's in the final.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
I'm never watching the game like this. What.
Peyton
What am I supposed to do?
Cam
Be like. Okay, no, no. Like, you could be like.
Peyton
You're not supposed to do the Cody Rhodes.
Cam
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
Peyton
Hit him without the turnbuckle.
Cam
Top turnbuckle. No. Yeah. Because over. And you just sat there. Oh, my God. So stiff.
Peyton
Well, the one time I did get involved is when Pat McAfee came out.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
So if you know anything about me, you know I'm a huge Pat McAfee guy. I think he's, like, on the Mount Rushmore. I wouldn't say that. One of the most close. He's one of the most influential, like, broadcasters of all time. Like, media personalities. Like, I. He is, like, one of my idols in the game. So he has a storyline in the wwe. So he came out, right? And now he's playing a heel, which means a bad guy. So he was flipping off the crowd. I mean, just giving birds to everybody. And it was so hype. And I was like, dude, Pat McAfee's in front of me. I'm into the storyline. I'm in the wwe. I'm eight rows away from him. He could definitely see me.
Cam
And your biggest. Standing like an ostrich.
Peyton
Yeah. I'm literally standing over my whole section, so I Stand up and I flip off Pat McAfee. Now Pat McAfee turns towards me and this is all on video. Pat McAfee turns towards me, grabs his crotch and then he goes, you. And then flips me off. I've never been so happy for a grown man to grab his crotchet fat McAfee flipped me off at WrestleMania. And I literally, it's. You see it in my vlog that I posted on my tick tock. But he. I after it, I was doing it like this.
Cam
You did like a little kid. You literally like this. You tried to play it. You tried to play. You're like, oh, yeah, you do. You do.
Peyton
Yeah. It was so fun.
Cam
That's sick though. Like, that's that I love. I just love. That's one thing I admire about the WWE is that it is these incredible storylines. It's all like, if you did that at an NBA game, one, you're probably kicked out. Two, it's like real.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
If someone if say Anthony Edwards, like, no, you. You're like, oh, all right, bro.
Peyton
All right.
Cam
I just wanted you to miss free throw. Like, it's. It's not like built in, baked in, right. Oh my God, it was so good.
Peyton
But yeah, overall, I'll give my WrestleMania review probably later on in the episode, but seeing I show speed in person. He's not a real human being, genuinely.
Cam
No exaggeration. One of like a insane athlete.
Peyton
He's a. I want to say, and I will stand by this, Ishowspeed is a once in a generation athlete. Oh, yeah. Like a once in a generation. Like his build alone, his back had abs. He was, he was still. He stood up on a turtle shell. He stood up on the turnbuckle and started like flexing and breathing his.
Cam
I literally went, oh, what the hell's that part? Where's that one?
Peyton
So athletic, so entertaining. I think that kid is again, I mean, he is a generational talent. Like, he's fantastic.
Cam
Jump, bro. That jump alone, like, I know he's been in WWE for like, not. Not.
Peyton
This is his first match.
Cam
I'm saying, been in the ring, like he's not. Like, whatever. Like, he's not. That wasn't his first time ever in a ring. So like the stage fright aspect. But that jump for someone that doesn't wrestle, doesn't practice wrestling. Yeah, that is. That was insane. He was so.
Peyton
He's just so athletic.
Cam
That's equivalent to getting on a one story house on the roof. Probably higher, to be honest. Jumping off of it and landing on 10ft and landing with your stomach on a human being on a table.
Peyton
He actually botched the landing pretty bad. Yeah, Logan could have got hurt. Yeah, he was supposed to land across the body. Landed on the body. So it was. It was rough, but they were all fine about it. But yeah, I'll give my WrestleMania night one and night two review later on in the episode.
Cam
I have. I found out something about my family that I. I'm going to leave open to judgment. I'm gonna leave it open. So you know how you know my grandma, right? You know Meemaw?
Peyton
Yeah. Blind and deaf.
Cam
Blind and deaf, Right. So she stayed in her own house as a blind and deaf woman for three years after my grandfather passed away.
Peyton
And now that might.
Cam
That's remarkable in itself.
Peyton
That might be a causation of cps.
Cam
And basically, I think we skipped that. I think we're getting real close to somebody getting called. So then my mom was like, ah, we're two streets over. Come on, Cam's going away to college. You come live with us. So she had like a seven year tenure at my mom's house right now. I just found this out this last weekend. So my dad was over at the house. He was helping me out. We were doing yard stuff and whatnot. Like that. He sees the gym or the lack of the gym in the garage now. He was like, oh, it does feel weird. It's empty. He goes, is that the same treadmill? I was like, yeah, it's one y' all gave me. He goes, oh, God, ptsd. Every time I look at it, I was like, why? He's like, what do you mean, why?
Peyton
You don't remember?
Cam
I said, remember what? He goes, memo fell off of it. And I went, why the was Meemaw ever on a treadmill? He goes, what do you mean? Your mom had her on a whole training regimen.
Peyton
What?
Cam
My mother had my blind and deaf grandma on a workout regimen. No, that was all indoors. That included A, a treadmill and B, a set of five pound dumbbells.
Peyton
Cameron.
Cam
So I immediately. Hey, mom, what are you doing? Oh, that's cool that you made Meemaw walk. Blind and deaf on a treadmill? She said, yeah, we had a safety hook on her wrist.
Peyton
No, y' all leashed her.
Cam
My mom put my grandma on a leash on a treadmill. On a leash. She said. She said, cam, they went to the doctor. Her bone to muscle ratio was 92 to 8. She had no muscle. Honey, we had to get her up and moving. She got her some creatine out of 100% of her body, 92 of it was bone. She could. She had to do something. She could barely stand. I said, you just said she could barely stand. You have a blind woman walking on a treadmill. I said, what are you doing? This can't be good. She tells me her routine. Yeah, my. Again, I can't stress enough. She can't see anything or hear. She can't see, she can't hear, and she's on a treadmill.
Peyton
I mean, can I say the only other place that's worse than that might be a pool?
Cam
You get the pool chopper in the deep end. See what she does. She had my grandma. Now, granted, it was from the doctor. It wasn't just my mom making it okay. They were like, you need. Like she needs to do something or she's gonna become bedridden. Yeah, My grandma is 80, 81, something like that. Maybe 75ish at the time. A mile a day, which took her 30 minutes. But a mile a day, it's actually not bad. And an arm routine with five pound dumbbells seated in her wheelchair. When I heard this, like, I don't
Peyton
know, to laugh or not.
Cam
Oh, you can laugh. I was crying, laughing. I said, what is yalls problem? Just give her something to quilt. Like, give her something to knit. So why is she working out? She's 80 and blind. I was like, why is she doing anything physical? And then my dad was like, yeah, it was a whole conversation, but your mom wanted it to happen. And then I was like, okay, circle back. She fell.
Peyton
Yeah. Oh, my God, that's scary.
Cam
My dad goes, oh, she fell hard, too. You know my dad. Yo, she fell hard. Didn't leave a room for four days after that. Bro, y' all don't have to be sad. Meemaw's good. That was in the past. You can laugh. He goes, oh, she fell hard. That's why we had to end up getting the safety cuff afterwards. I said, so what happened? He goes, hell, it's probably missed a step. And she. So she fell on her hip, slid off the treadmill onto the wooden floor.
Peyton
Cam.
Cam
And I said, bro, y' all are.
Peyton
No, okay, they're not.
Cam
Cuz it's from the doctor. But I'm like, how did I.
Peyton
But I don't think doctor said treadmill. I think Dr. Might have been like, take her on a walk. You could have walked her.
Cam
She's blind. She doesn't want to go outside. I think the biggest thing.
Peyton
She doesn't want to go outside.
Cam
She needs to do you think she's itching to wake up in the morning, go to the front door and take a walk around the pond?
Peyton
I'm saying somebody walk with her outside instead of putting her on a treadmill with a collar on.
Cam
But that's wasn't a collar. But I think think that the whole thing was she needed to walk without her walker because the walker is what she's relying on. It's like a lot of weight on the walker. She's kind of just scooting. She needed to do some form of walking without it. So how treadmill got brought up is wicked.
Peyton
I mean, that's sad.
Cam
Is that not insane?
Peyton
Okay, honestly though, never mind. I'm not gonna say that.
Cam
Say it. Say it.
Peyton
No, I'm gonna say, if I get to a certain point, put me down.
Cam
Oh, no. Yeah, like, just me. I don't want that for my.
Peyton
No, I'm saying for me, because I've told people this. Like, I'm told if there's a point where, like, I'm waking up and I'm hurting, like, I'm just like, ah, come and give me that good old Malcolm Jerome treatment.
Cam
Just if you're hurting, just like, hurting to the point, like, minimal pain, like. Like a. Like a joint kind of acting up a little bit. Osteoporosis can't get you going. You're just like, ah, knee's not working. Call her. Let's get out of here. Hey, it's been fun. Good run.
Peyton
No, no.
Cam
Get the lawyer. While I'm gonna look at the will one last time. Get her over here. Bring the big needle.
Peyton
No, you know what I mean? Just to a point where it's like, like, like, man, like, if people. If people start petting me, like, to that point where people are like, oh,
Cam
Peyton, like, oh, how you been, grandpa?
Peyton
I'm like, I go, you, Susie.
Cam
Like it's your own grandkids. They're like, how are you, grandpa? They're going like this. No. Get your hands off me. Oh, dude, do you ever think we're gonna hit the point of elderly where.
Peyton
No, not me is.
Cam
Oh, yeah, no, you're done at 50. I'm kidding.
Peyton
So soon, bro.
Cam
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Peyton
Yeah, I mean, speaking of old geriatric stuff, there's a lot of like, there's a thing about getting old that gives me a lot of anxiety. And it's a thing recently that I've been real anxious about the thought of it. I've been watching a lot of like crime documentaries and like shit on YouTube. And a lot of the things I've been watching is about people's last meal. And I got a lot of anxiety about what my last meal would be on this earth regardless if I'm in prison or if like I'm just told, hey, this is your last meal. I think that's like the hardest decision to make ever.
Cam
That's gotta be.
Peyton
It's like, it's easy to find who you want to marry. It's easy to decide if you want to have kids. My last thing. My taste buds are hidden. Give me some.
Cam
Hit me. Go peter. Go peter. Go peter. Go peter. Go peter. That's my pay. Grab that hat and put it back. PETA. Shake that boy. Look at that back, boy. That's nasty. Oh, oh, oh. That was genuine throwing.
Peyton
I was shaking that. Because everybody's making fun of me on the YSK House tour. Instagram making fun of how I was
Cam
dancing bad moves on that one. No. When you go to couples dancing back to the.
Peyton
Of course. K's like, let's stay there.
Cam
That is an incredible answer. Now let's play that out. Say they were required.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Required to deliver your last meal. That was your answer. You wrote down who. Who do you think walks into that room? My wife, hopefully.
Peyton
But what if they're like.
Cam
Oh, you didn't specify.
Peyton
Oh, they're giving me foreign. Just like some random. I don't want random.
Cam
Oh, my God. Oh.
Peyton
What would be your last meal?
Cam
Dude? I. That's what I'm. I. That is a hard question. Top of the brain went to a real good Alfredo tortellini with some chicken.
Peyton
Oh, you want to die, fool?
Cam
Oh.
Peyton
Oh.
Cam
I don't want to die with just ribs. I want to die full.
Peyton
You want to die bloated?
Cam
Yeah. I'm dead. Yes. I want. I want a massive meal. I'd literally be like, give me Thanksgiving.
Peyton
No, because, you know, whenever you die, like, gas comes out. So I don't want to. I don't want to do that to the people in the room.
Cam
Like, that's like, you're dead.
Peyton
Yeah, but that's embarrassing. Like, oh, God, he stinks.
Cam
Oh, he still. Look at that dead man. He stinks. He's dead. There's no. There's no embarrassment. You don't feel that you're dead. See?
Peyton
But I think people would judge me. Like, say I'm in a room of people. Like, I envision my last meal in a room of people.
Cam
For some reason, judgment ceases. You're dead.
Peyton
No, but that's not how I think. I think I'm gonna take my anxiety to the afterlife.
Cam
I don't give a f. You think you're. You don't think you're dead.
Peyton
No. Okay, but I feel like people are gonna judge my last meal, right? Like, I feel like I would take so long to make that decision. I don't want something that's gonna make me gassy. Because when you die, you secrete, and I don't want to secrete.
Cam
Every dead person secretes its. Its dead secretion.
Peyton
But just because I'm about to die doesn't mean that my. My public poop fear goes away.
Cam
I would probably. I'd probably go opposite, and I'd figure out their allergies, and I'd eat everything they're allergic to. And that, that's how I want to go out. Like, oh, deathly shrimp. I said bring the sea, bring it all. Give me every shrimp you can find. I see.
Peyton
I feel like my last meal would be like a Cobb salad, dude. Like something to really show, like out. He still cares, man.
Cam
Now this is showing. This is showing the level of my big backness and how much I almost love, like, love food.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
If we were in death row together and we did this amazing crime together and we're gonna die together and we're in the same room and you order a Cobb salad, I would probably be so disappointed in myself that I ever became friends with you. If your final meal was a Cobb salad, really, I would be looking at you with a porterhouse 40 ounce steak, every single side you can imagine. Definitely some Coke Z. That is a nectar of all juices. Coke Z with a lot of water and something real sweet. Oh, my. Oh, my God.
Peyton
You get dessert.
Cam
Oh, I want to. Oh, listen here. I want a half gallon of graham central station with a waffle cone bowl from handles. That's what I want. I want a pot roast straight from someone's southern Mississippi grandma.
Peyton
Dude, I want a little bit of
Cam
crawfish on the side with some nice cheddar bay biscuits.
Peyton
Oh, I don't want to die with a tummy ache.
Cam
You're dead. No, actually, I would take. I would, I would. This is what I would do. I would say, hey, run an allergen panel. Give me everything I'm allergic to. That's how I want to go out. I want to go out. I want to go out with hives. I want to go out with seizing for air. I'm dead. Why? Dude, you should do. That's one of those things. It's like you get to feel something new.
Peyton
I think that's my people pleasing. I would eat something that the other people would be appreciate. Like. Like, I feel like a good cob in like some ice water.
Cam
They'd be like, wow, that is not people pleasing. That is is probably the most exaggerated form of an insecurity I have ever heard in my life. You're gonna die. You get to eat anything in the world. And your last meal, you're trying to please others so you can cast away judgment from your own farts.
Peyton
Yeah, I would have, like water with a lemon. I've never had that a day in my life. I would just be like, oh, they would appreciate it, bro.
Cam
You said ice water. This. Now this A, actually happened. And B, I want you to try to decipher this, okay? And Liv went to a restaurant. Like, a restaurant. We were like a mom and pop place, but it's not like a fast food. And we go in, we sit down. There's like probably 10 people in there. And they come up, they're like, hey, we'll be right back with, with some chips. And then we can take drink orders. So I bet they come back with the chips. They go, what would you like to drink? I said, word for word. I said, I've had too many Cokes today. You know me, like, joking, I've had too many Cokes today. I'll just take. I'll just take some water. The woman looks at me. This is the first time in my entire life I've ever heard this. She said, you want fresh ice or still ice? I swear to God. Fresh ice or still? Fresh ice or still ice?
Peyton
What's the difference?
Cam
Thank you. So I literally go. I had a visible conundrum. I went, it's a good word. I was like, I'm sorry. She goes, do you want fresh ice or still ice? I said, do you mean the water? Because that's like, you go to fresh
Peyton
water, they'll be like, you want tap or still?
Cam
Sparkling or still?
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
And I was like, oh, I'll just. I'll take regular water. She said, no, no, the ice. You want fresh ice, there's still ice. And I said, I'm kind of lost here, and I'm starting to get a little mad. And it's not at you, but unfortunately you're in front of me. You're gonna have to receive this. What do you mean, fresh or still ice? Now before I drop this jewel of an answer, she said, what would your guess be if you're at a restaurant, I walk up and I go, would you want fresh ice or still ice?
Peyton
I would think it's either handmade or machine.
Cam
Okay, that's fairly close. Yeah. Right. Any other. Any other, maybe just going for it. Just a random guess.
Peyton
I don't know what it would be. Oh, tap. Oh, tap water ice or bottled water ice? What is it?
Cam
I also want to go back to handmade. What the does that mean? What is handmade ice? I kind of just cruise right over that one. Where's handmade ice?
Peyton
Cuz there's ice.
Cam
Work that one out.
Peyton
They're like, no, listen, there's ice machines, right? Like a refrigerator. Wherever the ice is made in machine order, there's human made ice where people make the ice.
Cam
How do they do that with their hand? How do they do that with a 98.6 degree palm.
Peyton
When it's gonna freeze, pour the water in an ice cube tray and you put it in the freezer. And you put it where? In the freezer?
Cam
You would consider that handmade ice?
Peyton
I made that. I put it in there. So, yes, it's handmade ice.
Cam
I would argue the freezer made that. You put it in a mold.
Peyton
No, the freezer makes it by itself. You don't like the freezer you have at your house. The ice machine you have at your house, it just makes it through the night.
Cam
Right?
Peyton
You hear it go, yes, right? That's machine made ice. That's AI ice. This is.
Cam
If you pour water into a bowl, unless you're frozone, you're not freezing the ice.
Peyton
But I chose to make that water into ice. I'm the Jesus of that ice.
Cam
It does not matter.
Peyton
I've made that.
Cam
It doesn't matter. If you made a conscious decision, you're not freezing it. You said man made. You are not making as a man the ice. Okay, so you're putting water in a mold.
Peyton
Okay, okay, okay. So what about this? Right? So what if. Right. I'm cooking. So say I make. I cook. So I put. I'm making food, and I put a bunch of ingredients onto the thing, and then I put it in the oven and it cooks. I cook that. Right? Or did the oven cook that?
Cam
The. If you want to be technical, the oven cooked it.
Peyton
Yeah, but when you make a home cooked meal.
Cam
So there's no such thing as a
Peyton
home cooked meal anymore.
Cam
No, you prepared. You prepared, assembled.
Peyton
So how do you cook then?
Cam
Coordinated.
Peyton
Then why do people say, I'm a chef, I cooked it. No, you didn't. Stove did.
Cam
That's true. That's a fair. That's a fair point. But you're talking about ice, bta. You're talking about ice.
Peyton
Pierce loved ice. I just don't. I just want to put that.
Cam
Anyway, I said, could you please define the difference? She goes, of course. The fresh ice is from our machine.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
That we get immediately. And it goes right into your cup. And then we pour your beverage of
Peyton
choice over it makes sense.
Cam
The still ice is from our machine, but we let it fall into a container. And I went, what? I said, huh? So it's the same ice? She said, no, no, there's a difference. I said, do you mind repeating that?
Peyton
Is this a transfer?
Cam
Can you say that one more time? Maybe I missed it. Maybe it's my fault.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Maybe I'm about to leave your Restaurant burn it down. Maybe that's my fault. But I want to make sure if I do it. I'm hearing you right? Yeah. She goes, yeah, yeah. The fresh ice is from the machine, but we put it right into your cup and then pour your beverage of choice over.
Peyton
Right.
Cam
That's how the freshness of ice.
Peyton
That does. Okay, sure.
Cam
And then I go, okay, heard that. I got that.
Peyton
Right. So it didn't touch any outside air? Sure.
Cam
No, no. It's outside air or the other ice that came from same spot. She goes, but. But our still ice is the same ice, but we just allow some to gather to be together in a bucket.
Peyton
Oh, so it's all day ice and new ice.
Cam
That makes sense. All day ice melts.
Peyton
Not if it's next to other ice.
Cam
Well, yeah, but hello, it's the same. First off, I don't even have a bigger problem with the option. You're really arguing for her.
Peyton
Yes, that makes sense. It wouldn't be an option if it wasn't a thing. It makes sense. There's ice that's been sitting in a bucket all day. Flies, gnats, rodents and rats all over it. You don't know what's been on that ice.
Cam
Then why the would you ever offer that to someone?
Peyton
Because somebody.
Cam
People.
Peyton
Some people like seasoned ice. Some people like all day ice. Put some all day eyes on it.
Cam
I thought I was bringing you a, a, an absolute Blake Griffin dunk of an alley oop. And you're agreeing with this woman?
Peyton
I'm not saying that that's normal, but I'm saying her logic makes sense. There's all day ice, new ice, you're getting fresh from the cow's nipple. Or you can go get some bottled from the fridge.
Cam
So why. But that's my question. It's coming from your ice machine. Yeah. Why let it drop? Why offer people that make every drink fresh ice? What the f. That's like going. That's like going in here to the soda machine and you literally, you go to click it and the ice machine doesn't work. But then you look down and there's a mound of ice there. It's a. In their right mind we go, oh yeah.
Peyton
It's the same thing of like fountain drinks and bottled drinks. It's the same thing.
Cam
No, it is not.
Peyton
Yes, cuz it's the same drink, but it just comes from different spouts.
Cam
This one's coming from the same spout.
Peyton
You don't know the spout. You don't know.
Cam
She told me she told you.
Peyton
The same spout.
Cam
She said, the fresh ice we catch in the glass and immediately make your drink and bring it to you. The still ice comes from the machine and gathers at the bottom.
Peyton
I'm weird with my ice, though. Do you get brand new ice every time you get a drink?
Cam
What you gotta get.
Peyton
Do you get new ice every time you get a drink?
Cam
Public or private?
Peyton
Private.
Cam
I don't use ice privately. Oh, I don't. I don't use ice.
Peyton
That's the German in you.
Cam
No, it's not. That is. My fridge is set to 36 degrees. It's 4 degrees away from everything I own being ice. It's cold enough. I don't need extra ice. I want more liquid in my cup.
Peyton
Okay. Okay. Well, take it off you then. For me. Every time I have, like, say I have a red Solo cup at my house, and I put ice in it.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
And then I put my Diet Coke in that cup and I'm drinking it.
Cam
Oh, keep the same ice.
Peyton
No, Once I'm done with that Diet Coke, I dump that ice. I need new ice.
Cam
Dude, you're so bougie. It's starting to get disgusting. That's booze. Getting new ice per drink is not bougie.
Peyton
No, that's fresh.
Cam
That's fresh. That is bougie as. How do you not think that's bougie? Because that's like.
Peyton
It changes the flavor profile. It makes. It makes your drink musty.
Cam
If you get the same ice, it makes it honorable. That's what it does. It makes your drink your drink.
Peyton
It's my drink regardless. I'm a drink. That.
Cam
That's like you. Okay? That's like the you used to be on. You use a new towel every single time you take a shower.
Peyton
I still do that.
Cam
That's bougie. Peyton, wake up, bro. I just smoke cigars. You do? Bougie towel, boozy, red Solo cup. You'll read Bougie finance. First of all, you're bougie.
Peyton
First of all, if anybody saw the towels I used, you wouldn't. Bougie. My. My. My mom came to my house, saw my towels, and she's like, is this for Sarah's dog? Like, no, those are my face towels. Like, those are the towels I use.
Cam
No, it definitely looks like it came with you from, like, a refugee camp.
Peyton
Yeah, those same towels I've been using since college. Like, I. I'm not a towel guy. I think it's gross to use towels on your. On your bull sack and then put them anywhere else on Your body the
Cam
day after you do your. Oh, my. How do you not see that?
Peyton
People that use the same towel every shower. Disgusting. I would rather not shower for three days and use the same towel.
Cam
That is unbelievable. That is unbelievable.
Peyton
You'd rather use the same towel. Okay. Would you rather use the same towel for a year straight or not shower for a month?
Cam
A year straight versus one month of not bathing? Yes, I would. I would use.
Peyton
Let me lower it.
Cam
I'd use the same towel for the rest of my life. Before I went. Before I went. A month without bathing. 31 days without bathing.
Peyton
You'd rather use the same towel for the rest of your life, the rest of your human existence, then not shower?
Cam
Just for one month, Peyton. You smell my genitalia when we're done recording, and that's two hours, 31 days. That's. That's guaranteed. Probably eight days of recording.
Peyton
That's disgusting, Cam. Because at some point, do you dry between your crack after you shower?
Cam
Yes.
Peyton
And you would use that for a month straight?
Cam
I'd use it till I died. Going out a month without showering.
Peyton
Not showering. Showering for a month is fine. It's literally fine.
Cam
Like. Yes.
Peyton
I would not advise you to do athletic activity.
Cam
Yeah, that's. That's stupid. Look at you.
Peyton
You don't either.
Cam
Yes, I do. I'm trying. You. You would genuinely. No, no, no.
Peyton
Pod.
Cam
Peyton. Stephen Harden. Yes, sir. You would not shower for a month straight. The first to the 31st, rather than using the same towel for a whole year.
Peyton
I gag anytime I see an old towel I like. It's generally an ick for me to see the same towel. Like, it is disgusting because it's wet, mildewy, and I know my bowls were on that. My bull sack was just wiped on that. I don't want to put that anywhere because then I feel contaminated again. I think it makes you even dirtier.
Cam
I think it boils down to. Are you just. Are you going for a swim in your shower? What are you doing?
Peyton
What do you mean?
Cam
If you properly clean your body. Yes. There's going to be some bacteria that stays on the towel. Yes. There's gonna be some things that stay. But if you're clean, like a hand, you would never. You would never do that in a million years with a hand towel. If you're actually that jerk you keep on your balls, I don't think you clean down there, dude. I don't think you're cleaning good, bro.
Peyton
I can't stay there too long. I'll stop playing See?
Cam
Exactly. You're sitting there. Oh, clean. Oh, oh, oh. Like you're not cleaning well enough. Because you would never do that with a hand towel, ever. You would wash your hands, soap and water, hand towel, dry off. You would do that for two, three months before you look at you like, oh, there's a bleach.
Peyton
It's so crazy because I've had the same toothbrush for two years, but like. But for some reason I can't use the same towel. It's the way my brain's wired. Something got messed up.
Cam
This. I said, I don't know how the. I don't understand you. How do you have to get new ice? You get new ice, but you don't buy a new toothbrush.
Peyton
Yeah, I don't know what it is with me and toothbrushes. I feel like it's some kind of connection. Like when goes in my mouth. That's why it's hard for me to go over X's. Like when it goes in my mouth, it's just hard for me to let go of you.
Cam
You are you. You are an anomaly. You are not real. Don't look at me like that.
Peyton
But I don't. But I'm honest, though. Like, I'm a genuine guy. I'm a real life human being.
Cam
You're too. Sometimes you're too honest. Yeah, there's.
Peyton
That's why I don't bring toothbrushes when I travel places. Like Sarah. Like, we went to Vegas this last weekend. She was like, babe, where's your toothbrush? I said, didn't bring it. We were there for four days. I don't. I do not like to like on tour. I didn't brush my teeth.
Cam
Say a prayer for Sarah.
Peyton
She likes it.
Cam
No, she does it. No, she doesn't.
Peyton
Yeah, well, kids, she goes, oh, a little more film today, you know.
Cam
You know what? You know what? See, Sit back. This is a dish is just a cold dose of reality. She doesn't like that, bro. I'm. I'm here for you, dog. Come here. Give me a dab real quick. We're gonna get through this. She hates that, dude. Let's be honest.
Peyton
Talk to her.
Cam
Let's keep a bucket buck. She hates it. She talks. She hates. She has a great grill. She. You can see all 32. They're pearly white. She definitely takes care of from. She hates that. You don't take care. You go.
Peyton
Calm down.
Cam
She doesn't like that, man. She likes you so much. She likes your quirk. She likes this little. That little Doug Heffernan. Look. You do.
Peyton
Who the is Doug?
Cam
He king of queens.
Peyton
Oh, yeah. Doug. Yeah.
Cam
You're like that. Yeah, she likes that. She likes the. The doggy. Yeah. She wants you to brush your teeth. Let's keep a spade. A spade.
Peyton
No, but I use mouthwash.
Cam
Oh, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, I got the ribs. Let's put a band aid on it. That's what you just said. Oh, I got stabbed in the arm.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
Let's do some little. Let's do some lat raises, get the blood flowing.
Peyton
No, those aren't.
Cam
Those aren't fixes.
Peyton
I've stopped using Q tips because I like the feeling of the earwax falling out.
Cam
That is a good.
Peyton
It's a good feeling.
Cam
It always feels like a whole nugget.
Peyton
Yeah. It hits your shoulder, you get to see it. How long were you in there?
Cam
Yeah, dude.
Peyton
And you can hear better.
Cam
100. Oh, the clarity is incredible.
Peyton
Oh, my God.
Cam
Clarity is like hitting a drug. Like, I'm not kidding.
Peyton
It's like getting new 808s in the back of your truck. I mean, it's beautiful.
Cam
It's. It's literally. It's, like, fuzzy. It's like watching a movie. And, like. Like 480.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
And as soon as it falls out, just randomly hit to, like, Ultra 4K. Yeah.
Peyton
No, it's beautiful.
Cam
Like, oh, my God. I'm seeing. I'm seeing.
Peyton
It's healthier. You're not supposed to use Q tips, so I stopped using Q tips. And I've just let it accumulate, and I felt it before. I can be like, oh, it's like a loose tooth in there. Welcome. You know, as a kid.
Cam
Oh, my God. You can't feel it moving. And you go in there with that, one finger gets like that, and you just keep. You just keep on moving. You just get rid of it. You're flaking guys.
Peyton
I don't know if that camera. If the camera picked that up. There was so much on his finger.
Cam
See if I can get some more. Oh, no. Yeah, there's a lot, but that's. That's the best.
Peyton
And you gave that to your kid. You gave it to him?
Cam
He does have some dirty, dirty, dirty ears. Speaking of my kid, P. Sir, I have a story to tell you. Okay. This weekend, my parents, they went to their storage unit, which, first off, if you own a storage unit company, hold on to it, because y' all are taxing out. Yeah, they were way overpaying for this. They finally found out. They went to clear it out. And cancel the membership in the process of them cleaning out this storage unit. There's a lot of my childhood in there.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
All right. They call me. They go, oh, there's so many. Some of your action figures are in here. Oh, one of your old pillows. I'm like, that's just weird. Like, action figures. Get rid of them. The pillow. Why the hell did you keep a pillow?
Peyton
Throw the pillow away.
Cam
And she was like, I'm pretty sure it's the one you always had your nosebleeds on. And I was like, why do you have that mom? Like, you're not painting yourself in a good light. Yeah, you're Dexter. Get rid of the blood.
Peyton
Your mom keeps teeth, doesn't she?
Cam
Yeah, Teeth, blood, pillows, everything.
Peyton
Oh, my God. If they opened up that thing, they would be like, oh, it's the guy from you.
Cam
Yeah. This Joe Goldberg's shed. Yeah. So they're clearing it out, and my mom, she comes to my house, like, four days out of the week. She goes, I'm gonna bring some that I found. I think you'll think it's cool tomorrow. And I go, all right.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
I brought it here today to share with you. Okay. This is. This is a mystery box of my childhood.
Peyton
Okay. You had a can I see that? Wait, so this is from your parents storage unit?
Cam
This is from my parents storage unit. I forgot about every single thing in this box. These all belonged to me, and I loved them all. I loved them all enough.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
To keep them in a box whenever it was time to move on to old college.
Peyton
How old do you think this box is?
Cam
Oh, there's certain things in here that date the box.
Peyton
Oh, my God. Okay.
Cam
I'm talking 30 years ago.
Peyton
I'm excited to see it. Let's see.
Cam
Mind you, I'm 27. Or I'm 28 now. Don't know how they're 30, 35 years old. Don't know why I own it, but I did, and I loved it.
Peyton
So you put the things in this box.
Cam
Everything in this box was mine. I owned it. I loved it. Some things, I collected them.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
And I want you to just get a sheer. Feel the weight. Don't open it.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Just feel the weight.
Peyton
Oh, my God. This thing is at least ten pounds. At least ten pounds. This is massive.
Cam
Okay, Are you ready for this?
Peyton
Is there, like a hundred items in there?
Cam
There's a lot. We're not gonna go one by one. Okay. But we're. There's a lot.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
So I'm gonna open this for you. And the audience and just the initial look. I just want you to look at it and just see if you see anything. We could talk through it.
Peyton
This is a Cam Kennedy time capsule. What is that? Is that one of those dream catchers? You had a dream catcher?
Cam
I had it hanging from my fan in my childhood room when I'd go to sleep. I had a dream catcher. First item, first article. I had this hanging from my siblings.
Peyton
Did you make it?
Cam
I think it was a gift from my sister. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, but who.
Peyton
Now that belongs in a 13 year old girl's room. No, that's like a college freshman girl. Everyone had.
Cam
Oh, yeah. Or I don't know, 2000 years ago in the west plains of the country. Like, what is that? Like, that is first thing.
Peyton
How many dreams did that catch done?
Cam
Okay, okay. Now the second thing. Is that a hard rock.
Peyton
I want to know what's on that second thing.
Cam
Have you ever heard of Pogs? Oh, I have. Yeah, I have. I go, I got a collection of their sports cards.
Peyton
I go, can I have that?
Cam
Pogs.
Peyton
What is a pog?
Cam
It was a game from like the. Again predates us, but it was like a collectible thing from the 90s.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
That was like. They literally were these little chips. I want to see if it shows it at all. There were these little chips, like wooden. Like, you see that holds it right there. Yeah, yeah. Don't know where the pogs went, but I decided to keep the case. That's cool.
Peyton
You kept the instruction manual. I mean, that's Cam Kennedy.
Cam
So Pogs, okay. Popular in the 90s.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
I have a children's Bible with an incredibly whitewashed Jesus Christ.
Peyton
I mean, that is. I mean, that's the most American Jesus I've ever seen.
Cam
This, that, that Jesus was born in like Indiana. Like, that is not. This is not.
Peyton
They're like. This is what Jesus looks like. And don't you let anybody tell you anything.
Cam
Like. No, it's not. Boy, that is. That is Alex. That is. Yeah. So I have a children's Bible.
Peyton
That's Dan.
Cam
Yeah, yeah. Literally.
Peyton
I mean, Cam.
Cam
Now, now this is when we have to go one by one.
Peyton
That's a kid janitor.
Cam
This is a kid janitor on one. Massive. Who the golden orange Brent was my. Was my middle school or my elementary school. Oh, okay. There's a shoehorn.
Peyton
What's a shoehorn?
Cam
You use on the back of your heel to get inside your shoes. Easy. Why like that? Why did you have that money going? Put it back in.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Basketball Ball is life was always a dream.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
I have a little Elm police department
Peyton
rubber key I was born into. You will back the blue. And that is white Jesus.
Cam
You see? You see your watch, you see your Alex Jesus. You protect that white Jesus and you call them cops anytime you need help.
Peyton
Now, if they're walking towards you and you see them have a hood on, you call the police. You call this a number?
Cam
God, yeah. Even reach for something, you dial it, boy. Okay.
Peyton
Yeah, makes sense so far. Is that a bass?
Cam
Coca Cola, Dallas Mavericks. Some simple, right? A random safari tiger. Not even sure the origin. Yeah. Now this is where it gets interesting. Okay. I had a little own public library laminate card.
Peyton
You're a loser, dude. Absolute loser.
Cam
Unbelievable.
Peyton
You were an absolute loser.
Cam
Now I have a Benson and Hedges 1/0. Cigarette, metal hockey stick, cigarette thing.
Peyton
What's a cigarette thing? What does that do?
Cam
This is a cigarette company.
Peyton
But what is that thing, though?
Cam
This is just a keychain to cigarettes. When I was 6, where were my parents? Why did I own this?
Peyton
I think they were trying to. To get you into a certain lifestyle. They wanted you go to Texas A and M. Yeah.
Cam
Like, why do I have that? Yeah. And then lastly, this is a Lone Star stampede from 2002. And I decided to give it a colorful tattoo and write Dallas Cowboys on it.
Peyton
Your parents never hung up your art, did they?
Cam
They didn't hang up my art or hang out with me. All right, so we're gonna keep going.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Big fan of Yu Gi. Oh. I had a deck box that I wore around my neck that contained my deck that made me able to duel on the go at any given time.
Peyton
It's actually pretty cool.
Cam
It's time to duel. I'd go right there. I'd take out the deck, and we're playing.
Peyton
Right?
Cam
There we go.
Peyton
That's actually kind of cool. Now you're a loser.
Cam
Now this right here, right? I had. I have a Chinese scroll that is a 1994 calendar to the restaurant Golden Gate in the Colony, Texas. What the.
Peyton
Did you take that off the wall?
Cam
I don't. I was born in 98. This is from 94.
Peyton
It's actually really cool.
Cam
It's sick though, isn'? But why did you have it? But I knew to keep it. I saw the vision. I saw the value.
Peyton
Keep going.
Cam
Chinese scroll, bro. Gotta roll that up and show respect. Gotta roll that one back up.
Peyton
I mean, that's a hell of a combo couple.
Cam
A couple other ones are a little more niche. There was a game called Underworld that came Out. And it was a TV show on Saturday morning cartoons. I bought their starter kit for the card game. No one ever bought it. Never had anyone to play with. Put it in a Ziploc.
Peyton
At least it looks like a holographic.
Cam
Yeah, it was a pretty good card. Might have some value. Next one. I had a mini briefcase that I would carry with me, and the inside contained none other than backgammon, domino's dice. In the. In the little Chinese puzzle thing. I was ready to compete. Now I never took him out of the plastic. So no one wanted to play.
Peyton
You know what I'm saying? You know, the theme I'm seeing here is Cam had a bunch of games he wanted to play with people no one likes me. No one like never got used.
Cam
So another one that's semi briefcase. I had a walkable children's laptop that also came with a hand that I would open up and I would immediately play and sit and learn logic and had different levels of trivia you could play. And I type the answer.
Peyton
That looks like those military satellite laptops they call drone strikes.
Cam
I was like, india, golf, niner, niner. We got it back in hits in there. T minus 30 seconds. Yeah, I walked around with this. You would have never been my friend. Let's just put that.
Peyton
No. And you would have tried with all your games. You're like, sure, I got dominoes, I got Yu Gi oh.
Cam
It's like Yu Gi. Oh, backgammon. Let's do some trivia. I have. What is this?
Peyton
I don't know, but that's actually the coolest thing you've had. So.
Cam
It's called graduate, Pre computer graduate from VTech.
Peyton
What did it like? Was it math on there?
Cam
Bro, there's. Look at it. There's all the different typing challenges, crazy clues, famous films, animals, sports, addition, fractions, basic typing course, find the code, sliding titles, antonyms, synonyms, syllables, prefixes.
Peyton
I mean, you, you came a long way because you had no hope. Like, if I would have saw you as a kid, I'd be like, he has no hope.
Cam
I had no hope. And no hoes. But so at one point, at one point in time, I had a ds, right? The games I decided to use my hard earned money on.
Peyton
Now this is how I'll judge you.
Cam
The price is right. Oh, God.
Peyton
I mean, that's fine.
Cam
Personal training, cooking. Cam, I tried to learn how to cook as an 8 year old boy off of a DS. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Are you seeing the theme though? Yeah, trivia questions. Trivia questions. And cooking. I had no game.
Peyton
You literally didn't have fun.
Cam
Polar Bowler. Probably the funnest game I ever played.
Peyton
Sounds fun.
Cam
Never played baseball a day in my life, but God. So I had bigs, too. I had bigs, too.
Peyton
So, you know, what's the difference between me and you? On your Nintendo ds, you had a cooking game. I was taking nudes on mine.
Cam
Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. I'd go to my grandma's house. I'd go to YouTube.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
I'd enter in a Milli instrumental. I would record the 10 second sample on my DSI and then I'd go back and try to freestyle over it. That's all I would do. Terrible bars. I'd be like, Amelia. Milli. I'm here for the.
Peyton
Did you ever. Did you ever slip in the nar.
Cam
All I want is a milli. A milli. Yeah. Just one Amelie. Yeah. And then she was like, cameron, you want a bologna sandwich? I was like, yes, Meemaw. And I ran in there and my fat got to chomping. Last couple things ready? Couple Michael Jordan cards. Nothing cool about them, though. Just regular little upper decks. Don't know why I thought he was the goat at the time. Wrong second place. Some random little pineapple I just dropped.
Peyton
What is that? That looks like you got that out of that restaurant.
Cam
Dude, it's. Yeah, probably. I probably stole it from the restaurant. Kept its color. Great for 30 years old, though.
Peyton
I mean, honestly, very impressed.
Cam
Something else I probably hung.
Peyton
No, that looks like the graduation cap. Like the little. The graduation things.
Cam
You're not graduating. When I graduate in Honolulu. What is this?
Peyton
Why?
Cam
Where's this from?
Peyton
Maybe it's your sisters. You know, she was weird.
Cam
That's true. And then I had some other cards. I had some Bakugo. You didn't. She didn't want to see me in this. I'd be like, I challenge you. Go.
Peyton
That's cool. See, now that's cool. Yeah.
Cam
500 attack points, baby. My last thing, I had three Game Boy color games.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
NFL quarterback 96.
Peyton
That's actually cool.
Cam
NHL 96.
Peyton
Really cool.
Cam
And Yu Gi.
Peyton
Oh.
Cam
Dark Duel stories released in 98.
Peyton
I think I had that too.
Cam
Oh, my God.
Peyton
I think I had that exact one. Because I remember the green. You can see the little chip on it. Yeah. Yeah. I think I had that as well. We wouldn't have been best friends. I want to play it with you. Go play with your computer.
Cam
And when I saw this, bro. Yeah, I. There was a weird part of me that was like, oh, that was Cool. You know, I used to think things were cool at least, but I said, like, I was more parts of what was wrong with me. Yeah, childhood is beautiful and it's. And it's so cool. But it's like. Like, seriously, what was I doing? I see.
Peyton
I see. Like I said, I could tell a lot about who you were. You wanted it. I mean, you really wanted the camaraderie and the friendship. And so you grabbed everything. You're like. You could find all bases here.
Cam
Joey said he's gonna play Underworld mom. I have to get the starter.
Peyton
And then Joey was like, out of your camera.
Cam
That's so. No, it's.
Peyton
Yeah, it's okay. I mean, I mean, you definitely were getting groomed to really be White Power. I mean, you had the white Jesus, you had the cigarettes. What was the other thing?
Cam
I had the cigarettes, the White Jesus, the Chinese. I had a Native American dream catcher.
Peyton
I mean, all over the place. Childhood wise.
Cam
I had a child laptop and a child briefcase that contained backgammon. It was.
Peyton
I mean, I collected upbringing. You had.
Cam
I mean, just unreal. Like, I don't know.
Peyton
And the fact that it's in a Nike ID boxes, I mean, it shows the one bit of athleticism you had, I guess.
Cam
Bro, I don't remember what shoes were in this at any point in time.
Peyton
I mean, nuts. If I. If based on your box, I read your.
Cam
Some of that. Go ahead and get you some of that VTech.
Peyton
Based on your box, I would. That sounds crazy.
Cam
Based on my box, I'd rate your childhood.
Peyton
That is a rough one.
Cam
That is based off.
Peyton
Hey, hey.
Cam
You pull the two things based off
Peyton
your childhood box, I would rate your childhood like a 2 out of 10. I mean.
Cam
And I appreciate that.
Peyton
This is really cool. We can get this thing charged.
Cam
I think it's just batteries. I think I'm gonna try to give it to Malachi, see if he can mess with it. He'll probably just break it, but.
Peyton
Yeah, he'll just still try to eat it and program spelling trivia. I mean, this is.
Cam
It's unbelievable, right?
Peyton
I mean. Round of applause for Cam's child. Thank you, man. That was.
Cam
Thank you, man. Now, I know if y' all would have saw this in your formative years, too, none of us would know each other and we wouldn't be friends. But I appreciate you taking me in. I really do. It means the world. I really appreciate it.
Peyton
Yeah, no, it definitely would have been your.
Cam
I think it's safe to say basketball saved my soul. Yeah.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
If I didn't get basketball, then I. God knows what I'd be doing right now. Genuinely, I. I mean, woo.
Peyton
He said, oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Let's burn that box.
Cam
You go. Hell yeah, dude.
Peyton
Leave it here.
Cam
We're gonna get rid of it.
Peyton
You're good. It's gonna stay here with the rest of the trash. We'll leave it in the studio when we move out.
Cam
I mean, this has to be. This has to be.
Peyton
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Cam
Oh, yeah, just. I'm hot though. Good God. I gotta take this off. Holy.
Peyton
Oh, seniors, first of all, is that a V neck?
Cam
It's a pouch. It's a pouch T shirt. It was given to me for my birthday. It's a. It's a male pregnancy pouch T shirt for fathers.
Peyton
A male pregnancy.
Cam
Contain anything I'd like in there?
Peyton
Oh, my God. Is that a snack?
Cam
It can fit snacks and assortments of things, but it's also made to fit the baby if you need both hands to work. But just proof of concept. I was showing I can fit a decent amount of things. Gotta Keep Christ with me. Can't forget about my to do list. There's plenty. There's ample other space. This was given to me for my birthday. This is deep. It can hold a human baby. You want to touch my pouch? How long have you had that on?
Peyton
How long have you had that on?
Cam
Tulips.
Peyton
I know that. Rice Krispies melted. You're so sweaty.
Cam
Oh, my God. It's solid. It's so solid.
Peyton
Oh, my God. No, it's a little warm.
Cam
Oh, warm for sure, but she's solid. Get you a bucket. Get you another one. Get you another one. Oh. Three, two, one.
Peyton
Wait. That's a male pregnancy pouch T shirt. Can't. Okay, wait. Explain to me what makes it about pregnancy.
Cam
Now, that's a good question. It was just on the packaging. I thought I'd read it word for word.
Peyton
And why is it a V neck?
Cam
I don't. Yeah, that seems so extra to me. You're giving me a kangaroo pouch. Why you gotta be a V neck? How often have you wear the collar off?
Peyton
How often have you been using this?
Cam
I haven't yet. This. Today's my first practical use for it. I wanted to kind of show it to the boys in the world. Are you liking it so far? I mean, now, the fabric's fantastic. Genuinely get you a feel. Get you feel that old pouch. Get in there.
Peyton
Oh, it's nice. I would live in your palace. Let me put that in that pouch.
Cam
He got in there. He said, let me feel that. No. Okay, so, you know, quick, run.
Peyton
Worst T shirt I've ever seen. It's the worst T shirt I've ever seen.
Cam
And it's so short. For whatever reason. Like, why is it so short?
Peyton
I think that's. That's your build, but I. I think it's a build problem, bro.
Cam
But it can. Can fit. It can fit. So I put Malachi in the shirt.
Peyton
Your son can't fit in that shirt. You have a big kid.
Cam
No, he sat in there and it gave him, like, an extra bit of confidence. I wouldn't trust sitting his in there. His face was all up here and stuff.
Peyton
I was just like, cam, I would not trust putting a human life in that shirt.
Cam
Now, now, when baby boy comes second baby. Still haven't dropped the name yet. But when he comes, I'll throw his little. There, easy. Get right back on the black zone.
Peyton
Well, you have it.
Cam
You.
Peyton
First off, you've never used a Blackstone.
Cam
I've used it three times. Had it for over a year, but
Peyton
that's none of Your business, dude. So a big fight over that one time.
Cam
It was.
Peyton
It was unbelievable. He invited everybody over for the fourth of July. We said, hey, let's cook some holy. Let's cook some hot dogs on your Blackstone. He said, I'm not touching my Blackstone on the fourth of July. So I think that's the point of the Blackstone.
Cam
That's so far from the truth. What happened? Oh, my God.
Peyton
That's actually exact. Dude, that's gonna actually piss me off. Yes, that's exactly what happened. Like, at that point, I was like, I never want to go. It's actually my turn to talk. At that point, I was like, I never want to go to a Cam Kennedy hosted event because it's bad. You're a bad host.
Cam
We went to a lake and a lake house that had all sorts of. Of food. And then you not knowing if you wanted to eat other people's food because you don't trust other people. You said, I'm still hungry. And I said, okay.
Peyton
Oh, it was me that said that. Or is it a majority of the people say, let's get on the grill?
Cam
I said, but what came out of my.
Peyton
You said, everybody come to my house. I want everybody to come to my house. My house. Come to my house.
Cam
I said, we can all come to my house. I have hot dogs.
Peyton
And so I said, okay, let's cook the hot dogs on your Blackstone.
Cam
Holy. You did not say.
Peyton
What the. What did I say?
Cam
Then? You said, all right, sounds good. You got hot dogs. Let's go.
Peyton
Then what's the argument?
Cam
That's the confusion, because you. From the fact that I said, everyone come to my house. I got hot dogs. You immediately assumed that I will bust open the Blackstone, clean the off, make the hot dog, you clean the off.
Peyton
You never used it.
Cam
Exactly. But no, when you use it, it gets rusted up. But you've never used it. Yes, I have. And you don't know how Blackstones work. You gotta get. You don't either. You've never used it.
Peyton
Yes, I have.
Cam
I've used it three times. You gotta use grapeseed oil.
Peyton
You've had it for six years. Three times I've used.
Cam
I've had it for, like, two years max.
Peyton
You're a dumb liar. That's like me inviting. So there's a movie theater in my house, right? Yeah, there's a movie theater in my house.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
That's like me in inviting everybody to my house for a UFC card. I'm like, no, I don't want to turn on the projector.
Cam
That's not true.
Peyton
Same thing. Because it's just assumed that that's what we're here for.
Cam
That's not.
Peyton
We're coming to your house for the Fourth of July, and you said, we have hot dogs.
Cam
Yes.
Peyton
With the. What the do you think we're gonna do there?
Cam
Play with your dog? No, we can do anything.
Peyton
You turned on T Pain music videos.
Cam
I said, I'm 24. I said, I can make the hot dogs. I will not be making them on the Blackstone.
Peyton
You didn't tell us that TOE were there.
Cam
And everybody was like, but that's not. That does it. But that does it.
Peyton
Let me tell you. Everybody, when you left was like that. Now Cam's being weird.
Cam
Everybody said that. And you. You were the. The champion because you were being weird.
Peyton
Because I'm the only one that real. I'm like, I was telling you to your face. You're being weird.
Cam
That is not. Y' all all assumed. I never. Now, if I.
Peyton
That's a good assumption to make. If you're hosting people for the Fourth
Cam
of July and you say we have.
Peyton
Decent assumption, and you say we have hot dogs, what the do you think we're gonna think is gonna happen?
Cam
I said we have hot dogs. I never said I'm going to grill the hot dogs. Hot dogs can be made without a grill, correct? You.
Peyton
You didn't say that.
Cam
So Blackstone, and. And I. My immediate thing said, bro, that is dirty as hell. I'm going to have to layer it.
Peyton
Five years, you're hosting everybody, and you forced everybody to go to your house. You're like, come to my house.
Cam
Please come to my house. I can't force you to come to my house. Y' all know how for you to come to my house. I said, y' all could come to my house.
Peyton
Y'. All.
Cam
I put you in handcuffs. You're right.
Peyton
You did. But you do that pouty, yes or no. Does he not? Whenever he wants people to come over, he's like, oh, come on, guys, please. I never.
Cam
That's fine. And so.
Peyton
So we. So, because we love you, we wanted to come over, and we did come over, and then you were a host.
Cam
That's fine. You can say that. The. The whole thing boils down to, if y' all would have showed up and the hot dogs were already made, do you think everyone would have eaten hot dogs?
Peyton
Probably still. Yeah.
Cam
Okay, so now what if I said, yeah, I didn't grill the hot dogs. I made them in on the stove. No one would have gave a. Y' all were getting on my case.
Peyton
First of all, we had to go send people out to go get the hot dogs. By the way, when he invited people over. When he invited people over to. For hot dogs on the Fourth of July, that they go to his house, and he's like, oh, I don't have hot dogs, and they left.
Cam
That is a lie. Why is that not the first thing you said then? That is a lie.
Peyton
Because the first thing was about your Blackstone and can I have that? It's the same thing as your gym. You never used it, so can I have your Blackstone, too?
Cam
No, sir. No, sir. Why?
Peyton
You don't use it.
Cam
What does that mean? Why do you have it if you don't use.
Peyton
Can I have your ice bath?
Cam
Yes, you can have that.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Hell, yeah, you can have the ice bath. You can have that. That's fine. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Almost caused bodily harm to myself there. Oh, you're the worst host.
Peyton
Like, literally a bad host.
Cam
Oh, you're back on host. Oh, can it.
Peyton
You're a bad host. You're bad.
Cam
Suck up, fart. Oh, my God. You are. No, I am. I am so far from a bad host that. That is, like, there. The number of bad hosts experiences that I have caused are nowhere near the amount of good host experiences. Nowhere near.
Peyton
Like what?
Cam
What do you mean?
Peyton
Like, what Halloween party?
Cam
Not even big things like that. Just coming over. Hey, let's watch the game. Hey, let's watch the fight.
Peyton
That's not hosting that. You don't do anything. Like, you don't. You don't actually host.
Cam
And what's the def.
Peyton
You supply food. You supply drinks.
Cam
There's been multiple times we came over, I. I would get Wingstop. I would get all sorts. There'd be a lot of food. There'd be drinks. Everyone just watches and hangs out together. They eat the food and then everyone.
Peyton
I don't want to out you. You made me pay for those. You made me pay for the whole food. He's like. You're like, peyton, please, can you just get. You've literally told me that, and I didn't want to out you, but since you're lying on the public Internet, you've told me to buy all of it, and I have. And then he has my girlfriend go wash his baby's butt. I mean. I mean, talk about hosting. All I know is that Costa de La Hard, and that is not gonna happen. You can use my projector. You can use my sunroom. You can use My gym if you want.
Cam
You just said the hosting. You said you have to have food and drinks. You have nothing in your house, and you don't get food. Really?
Peyton
Cause I ordered a whole hibachi chef for your birthday at my house, and y' all canceled, so.
Cam
Oh, you. No. You are a cryptic liar. This is disgusting. I didn't. Holy.
Peyton
I paid for the whole hibachi chef to come to the house. I invited 20 people. I bought 20 people's plates.
Cam
Coming back to you. You did not. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Liv's going to throw up. When Liv sees this, she's going to vomit.
Peyton
See this?
Cam
Liv is going.
Peyton
Wires and deceptors.
Cam
Oh, my.
Peyton
Liv's got pregnancy breaks.
Cam
She doesn't even know what day it is. Going to hell.
Peyton
Oh, my God.
Cam
This is an insane. This is the word lie spelled with the biggest font you can find. This is the biggest font you can find in Microsoft Word. The whole first page is an L, and the second one's an I and then an E. Those are three pages of lies.
Peyton
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Peyton
Like, around Wednesday.
Cam
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Especially not Walmart.
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Cam
Oh, can I say real quick. Yes.
Peyton
All right. Now this might be a little toa. Okay. All right. This might be a little too far, but it's a genuine. Would you rather I thought of. I was blasted over. Over baccarat. I love that. And I don't know why, but there was like I was thinking about live streaming so I thought of this. Would you rather. And I want to bring it to you.
Cam
Okay.
Peyton
Would you rather at any given time of your life a random live stream of you pops up in the middle of Times Square? No. Or no. Would you have. Or would you rather watch your conception in a movie theater of 4dx? That's where the shakes and there smells and sprays.
Cam
I'm not gonna lie. No matter how gross. I gotta watch my conception of the 4 dx. I have. I have to watch poor Olisa get sliced open.
Peyton
And you know what conception is?
Cam
Oh, conceptions.
Peyton
The get you there.
Cam
Oh God.
Peyton
That's your parents getting it to get you.
Cam
Oh my God. 4 dx.
Peyton
Yeah. God forbid.
Cam
Your dad got.
Peyton
You're like.
Cam
You're like. Get off her. Oh no, dude. Oh.
Peyton
What are you doing your off time that would prevent a live stream from. In the middle of Times Square for being so bad. What would cause it to be so bad?
Cam
It's just anything like sometimes I do a full body self examination before a shower. I'm butt naked in front of the mirror.
Peyton
What is your examination?
Cam
I mean I'm just checking things, squeezing things, making sure the firmness hasn't gone down. All sorts of stuff.
Peyton
Firmness of what?
Cam
Butt balls, everything. You know. Yeah.
Peyton
Butt balls and boobs. Butt ball.
Cam
I'm like good there. Right. One's a little soft. You gotta. You gotta make sure. You gotta examine.
Peyton
What would you rather. That's hard.
Cam
But there's also. Okay. A one time watching of my parents do it.
Peyton
Yeah. And 40x though.
Cam
Or who's to say the live stream doesn't randomly. How often is the live stream?
Peyton
It's just random throughout the year. You just don't never know what's gonna happen.
Cam
I hate that. Yeah. You don't know if it's once a year. You don't know if it's every day.
Peyton
Yeah. Your life is.
Cam
Yeah. No it that simple. That detail makes I Have to watch my parents go at it. I have to. Cuz bro, if there was a. Or. Or once a year.
Peyton
4 dx Cam.
Cam
Peyton, at any given time.
Peyton
Do you remember when we went to Holly?
Cam
You remember any given time.
Peyton
Remember when we went to Hollywood Boulevard and they made us watch that. That Marvel thing and poked us?
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
Something sprayed on me. I said what? That's 40x.
Cam
Oh, in the back. No, dude, that. I mean that would be absolutely terrible. But I don't think you are understanding the weight of any time random bro.
Peyton
I don't care.
Cam
Dude. You're lying.
Peyton
I really don't like. I don't like you see me taking a. I'm gonna be like almost there guys.
Cam
New York, bro. I. There's no way.
Peyton
It's not a problem. Like I don't really do anything in my off time. I'm dooming I. Half the time I'm doom scrolling.
Cam
Exactly. But I would. But my. Another irrational thinking goes. Yeah, it'd be disgusting. I hope there's not any noises, sprays, mists or pokes that emit on me.
Peyton
No, there will be. That's what 40x is.
Cam
But it's once and it's done.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
If it was a. Every. Every Christmas you gotta watch. I'd be like.
Peyton
Every day on your birthday.
Cam
Yeah. No, every day on my birthday, yeah. Oh my God. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'd probably still take the 40x.
Peyton
Really?
Cam
It's. It's the. If I. If I. I. Give me a number. Give me a. It's going to happen this many amount of times. Whatever. You can make it as extreme on the live stream. On the live stream you can make it as extreme or. Or mellow as you want.
Peyton
So a random live stream.
Cam
Help me.
Peyton
A random live stream of you is going to pop up in the middle of Times Square once a month. But you never know when it's going to pop up. Or you got to watch your parents conceiving you every day or every year. Every day. Every year on your birthday. In 40x.
Cam
See that right there. How long is live stream? How long are we talking? What's the duration? 90 minutes.
Peyton
No, no, I think it pops in for a couple minutes.
Cam
Oh, okay. I'd go live stream on that once a month. I can live with.
Peyton
Really?
Cam
Cuz. Because this is why this.
Peyton
You never know when it's gonna happen.
Cam
But this is the math. That happens on April 8th. I'm good for the rest of April, if you know what I'm saying. That happens at the last Day of the month. Okay. Kind of sucks.
Peyton
That's not a good way to live your life, though.
Cam
Like, neither's. Watch my parents every birthday.
Peyton
But to be honest, I. I have an irrational fear that I'm being recorded all the time.
Cam
See, and I kind of agree with you, but that, that goes into the live stream.
Peyton
No, like, even in my house, though, Like, I'll go around and I'll wave at walls and like, I'll do sub talk. I'll be like, I know you see me. Like, I'll go through my whole house like that. It's a level of paranoia that I'm starting. Like, I'm here now, but like, anytime I'll be like, I'll literally like, dap, like, you know, I dab up walls and all the time I pretend there's fans in my house. And I like. Like I'm touching the wall, but it's a bunch of sea of fans.
Cam
We need to get you lsd.
Peyton
I feel like I'm already on it.
Cam
Yeah, we need to get you the real stuff and a notebook about this big. And you just go, oh. Oh, you could sell that notebook for a billion dollars. Yeah, when you're done, you could sell that notebook for a billion dollars. Cold hard cash. The. That goes on in your brain. No.
Peyton
It's starting to get scary. Sometimes I try to escape. It feels like I'm clawing at the. The top of like, my skull. I feel like claw marks coming out. Like it's like I'm trying to escape sometimes. You ever feel that?
Cam
No.
Peyton
You ever get so scared of just nothing. You just ball up on your floor. You don't cry. You just kind of look, you just balled up.
Cam
No.
Peyton
And then the voice talks.
Cam
No, I get. I. I do cry, though. I don't do that. I do cry.
Peyton
I thought I heard Malcolm barking the other day.
Cam
Oh, now that's common. That's common. You lose a loved one, you think you hear him, you think you smell him. You step over where they used to lay or. Well, Malcolm kind of laid out, but.
Peyton
Yeah, well, he didn't live with me.
Cam
It was true.
Peyton
I've been pooping in my toilet with no water
Cam
as well.
Peyton
That's been going on.
Cam
What else? What else?
Peyton
What about the water pressure on my sink's real low. I looked under there mold under my sink faucet. I've been drinking that, so that's good. What else? Dead bunny rabbit in my backyard. I saw its bones and fur all over my grass.
Cam
Oh, my God, that's Mother Nature.
Peyton
Ate some rat poison that we set out. Oh, ate the wrong snack, I thought.
Cam
Yeah, I thought that was Mother Nature giving you, like, a. Like, paying homage to Malcolm because he used to slaughter buddies. So, like a slaughtered bunny back in your yard. Like one. More like a Malcolm Sam saying, I'm here.
Peyton
Could be.
Cam
Like, see you later.
Peyton
Could be. My neighbor has a young kid and he plays in the backyard alone all the time. So I put a Bluetooth speaker out and put, like, horror noises out there just to see that they're right. They always run inside. It's so funny. It's within my jurisdiction. I put a. So I have two bird nests in my backyard, and I put some eggs in the bird nest for my fridge. So I can think that it's more developed than it is. I don't know if that's for confidence or to take away from itself, but it's an experiment I'm working on.
Cam
I went to go get the mail the other day in my neighborhood, and I ran into this small child. He said, oh, my gosh, I'm such a big fan. Can we take a picture for my history teacher? I said, what does that mean? He said, she's an even bigger fan. She talks about you all the time. I said, okay. Then we take the picture. And as soon as he turns around, I hear him playing. They're playing four Square with this group of girls. The girl goes, look at my new shoes. I can't get them messed up. Don't throw it at my feet. And that kid goes, those shoes are ugly. I went, wow, you little. No one laughed at his joke. He doubled down. He said, guys, I said, those shoes are ugly. I was like, bro. I said, we're out here. We got little. Just criminals, little bastards watching us.
Peyton
Yeah. I was in the mall and this man came up to me. Attractive looking guy. He said, hey, bro, Peyton from the podcast. I said, yep. He goes, can I take a picture? I said, yeah, of course. Took a picture with him. He said, I make content, too. And I said, oh, do you?
Cam
Oh, no.
Peyton
And I said, can I see your Instagram? He had more followers than me on Instagram. So I was like, oh, you're popping, bro. I was like, hell, yeah. I was like. I was like, just follow me. We can keep in touch. Then a group of girls were walking by as we were done dapping up. It was two girls with phones out like this, looking at me. And the other friends were behind, like, waiting to see. And the girls asked me, hey, can I get a picture with you? The Two friends went, oh, no, not him, the other guy. I got insecure, so I said, oh. He said he doesn't want to take pictures, so they think he's a wow
Cam
dude. I was in Little Caesars picking up a pizza, and I got their new little pepperoni cup bites, so I had to wait. She was like, well, we'll have to cook them fresh. We don't have any ready. I said, oh, it's interesting. Hot and ready, but sounds good. So I'm sitting in the store, very small store, about 10 minutes.
Peyton
Yep.
Cam
This woman walks in. Oh, my gosh. Are you the Doofen podcast? Yeah. Can we take a picture? Yeah. This guy walks in, he sits down, he's looking. I'm looking at him. He didn't see that interaction. So then, minute my pepperoni cup bites are ready, I go to pay for them. And then the girl goes, I didn't want to ask you when you were waiting in here because it would make it awkward, but I'm such a big fan. Can I take a picture? I go, yo, yeah, thank you. No problem. Take the picture. That guy stands up and goes, oh, we got famous people in here. Oh, you're famous. Where's your famous guy car? I know you got a famous guy car. What do you drive? I went, no, I don't.
Peyton
Yeah, not even close.
Cam
I own a Kia. He's like, oh, what the. You're not famous. And I was like, am I going to get in a of fisticuffs and a Little Caesars over some not having the car he wants me to have? So this is really interesting. So me being absolutely feeling zero threat from him, because if you could see him, you'd understand this. I said, what are you driving? He said, it's none of your business. And I went, you have a good day. Walked out.
Peyton
Yeah. At WrestleMania, I was at the merch booth, and there was a small Hispanic kid. He was no older than 6 years old. Really excited. Probably his first wrestling thing. Merch was limited, and he was right behind me, and he said, oh, my God, I want that belt. Dad, can I have that belt? Knowing it was the last belt there, I bought it before he could, and I felt nothing.
Cam
It was the XO Club.
Peyton
No. It was like a Divas championship. I didn't even want it. I just didn't want him to have it. He didn't pay for it. His parents would have. That's my money, so I feel nothing about that either.
Cam
I was sitting on my back porch the other day. Me and Liv were just sitting There Malachi was playing literally broad daylight, probably 4pm Liv goes, Holy, it's a shooting star. I look up, it was a chemtrail from a plane. And I literally said, babe, you need to sleep just a little more. So this pregnancy brain is really getting to you. She said, what do you mean it's a shooting star? Make a wish. I said, olivia, that's a Boeing.
Peyton
Mm.
Cam
So that's a plane.
Peyton
Yeah. She's a little slow.
Cam
I said, I can. I can see the wings from here. So I can see the wings. She goes off.
Peyton
Whatever.
Cam
You know what I meant.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
I said, no, I don't. I said, we're gonna have to really consider, you know, looking at this marriage after you get rid of this baby.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
So we're really gonna have to sit down and talk.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
She said, it's okay. I said, I don't want to leave you. Just put some ground rules in. So important, like an hour study in a week, maybe.
Peyton
You know, general question trivia. Yeah. I went to Vegas with Sarah. She was tired, so she took a nap. And I told her, hey, babe, earlier in the day, I said, hey, here's some money if you ever want to leave the room and go get some food. So she was like, okay, I'll go get some food. After my nap, I went downstairs to play baccarat. I ended up losing in 300 in 30 minutes. So I went upstairs and took the money out of her bag that I gave her, and I spent it, lost it all. She woke up hungry. She didn't eat for another six hours. So, yeah.
Cam
My dad walked into my house the other day, right? And my mom and dad, rather, they walked in, and I go to dap up my dad, and he gives me his left hand. Hand. And I said, what you doing? My right hand's messed up. My whole arm, actually. My mom goes, oh, don't let him lie to you. It's just his hand. He hurt his hand. I turned back around. My dad, he's now limping. Limping his legs. So I thought it was your arm. He goes, I'm pretty sure I tore my rotator cuff. And I said, the difference in Yalls stories is remarkable. You think he just scraped his hand? He's saying he needs surgery on his shoulder. I said, what happened? My dad said, don't worry about it. Walked inside my house, cut my grass, left. Still don't know what happened to his arm. Still don't know if it was a hand or shoulder. And I don't know why he was limping.
Peyton
I don't like when my girlfriend's dog sleeps in our bed, but I had a protein shake before we went to bed. We have white sheets and I sleep naked. I farted a little bit, poop came out. She woke up in the morning, saw a little bit of poop in the bed, blamed it on the dog.
Cam
Yeah, you did it.
Peyton
Now the dog's not allowed in the bed and he's real sad. But that was my poop. That was my poop in the bed.
Cam
I think you got me because the only other one that came to mind could have CPS called on me. So I'm gonna refrain from saying we plead the Fifth.
Peyton
No, please don't.
Cam
I'll get. I'll give the dub to you.
Peyton
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Cam
Now it's time for people's favorite Segment.
Peyton
You know what that is? Pop culture paying a cam. Pop culture paying a cam.
Cam
Bow.
Peyton
Wearing different clothes. Because we. We came to the studio to film this because I didn't want to wait for another episode to talk about it, because I feel like it might be done. This is insane. Have you seen the Noah Lyles video of the him looking at his wife for the first time in the dress?
Cam
I have not. I've heard. I've seen, like, multiple videos on TikTok. Like, guys, the Noah Lyles thing, you got to watch. I have not seen the video at all.
Peyton
Noah Lyles literally put on a masterclass of how not to look at your wife. And for the first time at the
Cam
wedding, how not to.
Peyton
This is one of the cringiest videos I've ever seen. And we're going to. It's only like. Like a minute long, but we're going to break it down as it goes.
Cam
Okay?
Peyton
All right, cj, pull it up. Here we go.
Cam
Team USA Olympics. Oh, wow.
Peyton
Okay.
Cam
Oh, wow.
Peyton
I. Oh, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it. Oh, wow.
Cam
Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, wow.
Peyton
I didn't think.
Cam
You think you'd go with the princess dress, sir. Okay, there you are.
Peyton
We're gonna talk about this a little longer. We're gonna talk about this a little longer. I think it's more than that.
Cam
Oh, yeah.
Peyton
I don't even know what the princess dress is. Yeah.
Cam
Why do you like. Why does he have that? Just Rolodex Ready? Let's.
Peyton
I know. You know I'm not gonna say anything. Noah. Why do you know what that is?
Cam
2.
Peyton
Why do you care?
Cam
Yeah. Why do. It's your. She could come out in a jean jacket, and I'd be like, oh, my God, you look great.
Peyton
Hey, have you never been in a relationship?
Cam
Have you ever been around a woman
Peyton
where you go, hey, babe, do I look good in this?
Cam
Literally say yes. The answer's yes. It's always yes.
Peyton
That's step one.
Cam
Yes, you look great. He said, oh, wow.
Peyton
Oh, wow.
Cam
Oh, my goodness. Oh, wow.
Peyton
Didn't think you'd go with the princess dress.
Cam
The princess. And he was laughing, laughing before he even got touched.
Peyton
No comfortability in the legs. Can you see? He's walking back and forth. He's an Olympic. Olympic. Oh, he's an Olympian.
Cam
Oh, wow.
Peyton
He's an Olympic athlete, and he can't control his legs. This is not good. All right, let's go. Oh, my God.
Cam
Yeah, this is good. Oh, pause it. Oh, pause it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Didn't not only do is it's strangest that he's. Why is he weirdly obsessed with the princess?
Peyton
And why is he examining her? Like, he's like. He's. She's about to go on a Runway. Like, first of all, she's beautiful, whoever that is.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
I mean, she looks like an absolute. Like. Like a Barbie doll.
Cam
She also looks like she's standing tall, well over your butt.
Peyton
And then he's going. He's going. He's like.
Cam
Like not even head to toe, walking around like she's a creation.
Peyton
Not a. Not a compliment yet, by the way.
Cam
Not a company, babe.
Peyton
Wow. I'm so excited. You look beautiful. This is the best ever.
Cam
This is insane. Run it back like five. Run back like, 10 seconds. Run back like 10 seconds because I forgot what he said. Yeah, this is. Dang.
Peyton
That's a train.
Cam
Dang. That's a train. And we're supposed to spin in the.
Peyton
Pause it. Oh, my God.
Cam
So he doubled down on the prince princess. He said, yeah, I just didn't think you were a princess type dress. And he goes, yeah, this is good. Said, dang, that's a train. We're supposed to spin that. I mean, dude, imagine the roles reverse. Imagine a woman, let alone your wife, going, holy, really? That's a scraggly beard.
Peyton
Nice.
Cam
High waters, though. Those shoes are cuffed and scuffed up. We're supposed to dance in those.
Peyton
Can I be honest?
Cam
You're weak as hell, small, no money. Like, that's what. Like that. That's the energy he's giving.
Peyton
Well, can I be honest? I would even prefer it the other way around. Because if we're being honest, there is a double standard. And. And weddings are majority. Like a woman's dream.
Cam
Exactly. You're on her, like, her day. Yeah. It's like her hopeful one day. She does this in her life. She looks beautiful too. Like, she looks great. Like, it's not even a princess dress.
Peyton
I don't know.
Cam
It's a great dress.
Peyton
That's just a wedding dress. I thought wedding dresses were just wedding dress.
Cam
That's a great dress.
Peyton
And he's like, that's a train. All right, keep going.
Cam
Run the clip.
Peyton
What we're gonna spin in this. Here we go. Oh, my God. She's defending her. Oh, my God. Are they talking? They're not talking. Oh, no. First of all, did you see this maneuver?
Cam
No. No. Oh, it was so much more aggressive. He did it like my son. He literally went like this. Well, she said, we can pin it up. He went
Peyton
Cam, I've had. I've had first dates that are less awkward than that. They're about to get married. Like, she should have. Like, I don't want to judge a relationship.
Cam
I actually feel bad for her. Like.
Peyton
Like, didn't get a compliment, bro.
Cam
And the fact that it's. You're marrying. I don't know what she does. I don't know who she is. She could have her own, like, established whatever.
Peyton
Doesn't even matter.
Cam
It doesn't. But he is an Olympic athlete of a very high, like, scale. Yeah. Daily Mail got a hold of, like. So people are recording this.
Peyton
That's an expensive wedding. You could see the backdrop, the everything. For sure. Yeah.
Cam
This isn't, like, a thing where it's a. You know, two regular beautiful people that are getting married. They can tell the story from their own perspective. Like, that is video evidence of an insanely, insanely awkward moment that is now going to circulate forever. Like that.
Peyton
I feel bad for her.
Cam
For her.
Peyton
Oh, like, Noah must be in. I don't know. Based on, like, I hope he's embarrassed. Based off, like, what I've seen him know. I don't think he might have that gene. I think he's just kind of like, yeah, no Lyles.
Cam
Which is fine. No, it's not. But that's lame.
Peyton
But your wife. I feel so bad for this lady. She looked beautiful.
Cam
She looked fantastic. Even if she were. It was a grenade. You eat the grenade.
Peyton
Great.
Cam
You look great. It's like, he didn't. I love what you did with that little strap.
Peyton
And it's not like there's cameras around. You might be nervous. You've probably been around more cameras than anybody.
Cam
Yeah.
Peyton
Like, and, like, after.
Cam
And why laughing? Stop laughing. Why is it you're laughing in the face?
Peyton
No, this isn't. Fellas. This is. I mean, I've never been successful at relationships. This is step one, like, not to do. I've never been married.
Cam
Yeah. No.
Peyton
I've never met that woman. I would have done better in that situation. Like, let's think about that.
Cam
You've never seen that woman. You could have. Dude. The thing that blows my mind, that video in its entirety, I think said 106.
Peyton
Yeah.
Cam
It was a minute. There was not a singular compliment. Not one.
Peyton
On your wedding day.
Cam
On your wedding day. First look. You didn't even say you're beautiful. He said didn't. Didn't. Peggy is the princess dress type. How are we gonna dance in that? Oh, really? We're gonna pin that up.
Peyton
Are you Nervous.
Cam
Are you nervous? Why are you so nervous? In a bunch of. Ha. I'll take it back. He said, this is good.
Peyton
Oh, there you go. He said that's a comment.
Cam
He said, this is. Is that. This is good. Is what you tell an 8th grader who you need to fail in English, but they're really trying hard. This is good.
Peyton
I've cried watching other people's weddings.
Cam
Yes. He didn't even look like that. I hope.
Peyton
I hope.
Cam
I honestly hope. Now this is the clip.
Peyton
So there might be more after or
Cam
this might be of my heart. I hope that he. Which is hard. It's hard to believe, but people are unique because he's an Olympic athlete. Does on the biggest scale ever. I hope from the bottom of my heart that he was incredibly nervous about that moment.
Peyton
We'll see.
Cam
He was worrying. What. What. What do I have to say? What should I say? He had all those thoughts and then it ended up being that. Because that is ins. That is literally what you do if you want the girl to break up with you.
Peyton
Put it in the comments what you guys think. But that was pop culture, paid income, pop culture, pain and cam bod. All right, guys, thank you so much for coming to another episode of the you should know podcast. Tickets are available on that now. Patreon 2 and a half hour episode last week.
Cam
Yeah, we appreciate all of you. The tickets are in the description. The first thing in the description. Also there is Ysk unplugged and the amazing, amazing community over on Patreon. The koala club. Two and a half hours. Koala royalty. Dropped two days ago. Go check it out. Go get you the fix. All of our exclusive stuff is over on Patreon. There's a crazy, crazy big community. But until next week, Confuse the casuals, get the good karma. This week's secret code. Ooh, cmb. Not cash money, baby kit money. Buy Cam's mystery box.
Peyton
Cam's mystery box.
Cam
Cam's mystery box. Play with that little box. Play with that pouch.
Peyton
All right, guys, remember, one out of two guys don't make it over Christmas.
Cam
We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Yes. Yes. I'm Park Kangaroo.
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron "Cam" Kennedy
Date: April 27, 2026
In Episode 214 of the You Should Know Podcast, best friends Peyton and Cam dive deep into their unique blend of hilarious banter, revealing personal stories, and absurd hypotheticals. The focal point is the "Death Row Meal Challenge," but the conversation freewheels through topics like relationships, public displays of affection (PDA), embarrassing habits, childhood keepsakes, and wild "Would You Rather" scenarios. As always, their chemistry fuels playful roasting, tangents about love and hygiene, and a final pop culture breakdown of a viral wedding video.
Time: 04:14–14:00
Cultural Slips & Banter: The episode kicks off with Cam telling a story about accidentally threatening to "hang" Peyton, leading to jokes about "digital footprints" and accidental language mishaps.
Crushes & Preferences: Cam confesses a long-standing crush on Dej Loaf, sparking jokes about his penchant for women who break the mold.
Relationship Details: The hosts share intimate quirks about their relationships—Cam’s love for his wife “in every form,” and Peyton’s “puppy time” ritual:
Private Couple Rituals: Peyton details “puppy time” as a tender, silly five-minute morning ritual with Sarah.
Time: 14:00–21:30
Discussion on PDA: Cam and Peyton analyze PDA’s boundaries, rules, and the phenomenon of “competitive PDA.”
Outrageous Encounters: Peyton shares how Tesla’s Sentry Mode captured a couple getting intimate on video by his car.
Time: 24:02–31:00
Peyton's WrestleMania Experience: Peyton recounts attending WrestleMania—being visible on the broadcast, his anxiety-packed moment on hard cam, and a memorable exchange with Pat McAfee (who flipped him off live).
IShowSpeed Praise: Both hosts are floored by streamer IShowSpeed’s athleticism in his WWE debut.
Time: 38:17–43:18
Topic Introduction: Peyton expresses existential anxiety around choosing a final meal, comparing its difficulty to major life decisions.
Meal Desires & Rationalizations: Cam and Peyton debate whether they’d want a lavish, heavy last meal or something modest and “judgment-free.”
Cam’s Ideal Meal: Pot roast, crawfish, cheddar bay biscuits, and an indulgent ice cream dessert.
Time: 43:23–54:43
Ice Preferences: Cam is stunned by a restaurant offering “fresh ice or still ice”—a distinction that baffles both.
Towel & Toothbrush Debates: Peyton admits he uses a new towel every shower but rarely changes his toothbrush, while Cam is appalled.
Time: 58:06–71:14
Cam’s Keepsakes: Cam’s mom brings over a box of childhood mementos, including a dreamcatcher, sports cards, various games, and random collectibles. The segment is playful, with Peyton teasing Cam’s childhood tastes and the attempt to forge connections through niche games.
Reflection: Cam laughs at his own “loser” tendencies, with Peyton affectionately roasting him.
Time: 83:35–88:54
Time: 89:29–97:14
Time: 99:09–107:03
On Love’s Weirdness:
Peyton (on morning breath): “It will hit like petroleum...But I’ll be like, come give me that nut.” (09:41)
On the Death Row Meal:
Cam: “If your final meal was a Cobb salad, I would probably be so disappointed in myself that I ever became friends with you.” (41:38)
On Childhood Artifacts:
Peyton: “Based on your box, I would rate your childhood like a 2 out of 10.” (70:16)
On Awkward Public Displays:
Peyton: “I saw intercourse happen outside of my Tesla...highest level of PDA.” (19:39)
On Hygiene:
Peyton: “I've had the same toothbrush for two years, but for some reason, I can't use the same towel. It's the way my brain's wired.” (54:00)
The episode delivers the trademark “You Should Know” dynamic: quick-witted, irreverent, intimate, self-deprecating, and loaded with inside jokes. The hosts seamlessly blend revealing personal moments with over-the-top hypothetical conversations and pop culture commentary. Their rapport, peppered with friendly ridicule and open vulnerability, makes the show a wild ride for listeners as well as a bastion of relatable male friendship.
This episode offers the full Peyton & Cam experience: raw honesty, comedic storytelling, intimate relationship talk, childhood nostalgia, and increasingly unhinged hypothetical situations. The “Death Row Meal Challenge” quickly blossoms into a multidimensional, hysterical hour-long therapy session covering love, mortality, hygiene, and hilarious confessions—making it essential listening for fans and newcomers alike.