THE ELECTRIC SHOCK TEST! -You Should Know Podcast

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 186: "THE ELECTRIC SHOCK TEST!"

Hosted by: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: October 13, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and candid episode, Peyton and Cam dive into their trademark banter, sharing personal stories, embarrassing moments, wild Vegas adventures, and nostalgic childhood memories. The highlight is their “Electric Shock Test” game—a hilarious, actual electric shock trivia contest that leaves both hosts in agony and stitches. The duo also discusses airplane etiquette, classroom bathroom traumas, and chance encounters with celebrities, all laced with self-deprecating humor and friendship roasts.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Vegas Adventures and the Power Slap Event

• Peyton’s VIP Las Vegas weekend:
  • Attended UFC 320 and Power Slap events, mingled in celebrity-filled VIP areas.
  • “No, it was a fantastic weekend. I went to Las Vegas this weekend... I went to watch UFC, some slap face. It was a whole—a great time.” (06:15)
• First-hand account of Power Slap: Peyton connects with competitors and attendees, describing how surreal and chaotic slap competitions are in person.
  • On the crowd: “Everybody’s just hanging out, talking, drinking for free. And then you just say, hey, somebody’s about to get slapped. They turn, pow.” (07:09)
  • Competing definitions: Is Power Slap a sport or competition? Cam draws the line at defense making a “sport.”
  • Memorable quote: “Slapface or power slap and spelling bees are the same thing.” – Peyton (08:44)

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2. Embarrassing Plane Story: Burping Next to a WWE Star

• Peyton’s lactose-laden flight:
  • After devouring a cheese-heavy pizza despite lactose intolerance, Peyton battles severe stomach distress during his first-class flight home.
  • Unable to release gas normally, Peyton offloads a barrage of stinky burps—directly onto the poor soul behind him.
  • The big reveal: The victim was Dominik Mysterio, a favorite WWE superstar.
    • “I look. It is none other than one of my favorite WWE Superstars, Dominik Mysterio. For two hours...” (17:18)
    • “I go, hey, Dom, big fan. This mother—He looked at me, he goes, hey, appreciate it, bro.” (18:27)
  • Comic aftermath: Dom avoids Peyton at Monday Night Raw the next evening.

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3. Childhood Shenanigans & School Stories

• Cam’s “Hell in a Cell” wrestling and spitball incident:
  • Childhood wrestling in a massive dog cage, culminating in a friendly rivalry and a spitball shot in the eye.
  • “I knock directly on his window...shoots me with a spitball directly in my eye. I fell to the ground, hit my head...” (25:25)
  • Grandma’s wisdom: “My grandma: ‘Well, I mean, it’s even now.’” (26:29)
• Peyton’s odd childhood 'kink':
  • Calling 911 for “company,” causing repeated police visits and family embarrassment.
  • “I had this intrigue as a kid. I just always loved people ringing my doorbell…” (27:17)
• School bathroom trauma:
  • The mortifying experience of noisy, smelly bathroom trips in a classroom with a crush present.
  • “It sounded like I was popping firecrackers in there...I was literally walking out, and even my teacher’s like, ‘Oh, God...’” (32:32)

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4. Hypotheticals & Friendship Roasting

• Fortnite $100 Million Challenge:
  • Cam asks: Would you attempt to win a game of Fortnite every single day for a year for $100 million, knowing failure means losing all your money?
    • Peyton: “I cannot win a game of Fortnite...I genuinely cannot do it.” (40:49)
    • Cam: “I’m telling you to go play against 60% bots, computers, and then 9-year-olds in a video game.” (41:21)
• Meeting celebrity crush Marlon:
  • Peyton nervously approaches TikTok heartthrob Marlon at the Power Slap event, emboldened by eight tequila shots.
    • “I go, hey, congrats on all your success, man. He gives me the dap, brings it in… I melted in his arms.” (44:01)
  • Later sightings lead to more comic awkwardness.
  • Notable roleplay on how the encounter went (45:41).
• Shop owner scenario:
  • If someone faints and breaks merchandise in your store, do you ask if they’re okay or make them pay?
  • Peyton: “One of my biggest pet peeves is people having medical emergencies in front of me... I get like—why put me in that position?” (49:01)

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5. Plane Exit Row Duties: Will You Save Us?

• Honest take on those sitting in the airplane exit row and who would actually step up in an emergency.
  • Peyton: “If we’re on a plane together and you see me in the exit row—you’re—there’s no shot.” (54:19)
  • Cam: “10% of people, max, would actually help.” (54:13)
  • Comic flight disaster scenario roleplay: “Twin turbos going down, she looks at you goes, do something, big guy!” (56:06)

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6. Middle School ‘Line Leader’ and Dunk Contest Nostalgia

• Cam recounts the competitive and dangerous recess “dunk contests” off monkey bars, leading to a back ‘injury.’
  • “Ryan goes and jumps off my back...my whole back went...I thought I was split in half.” (61:05)
• Peyton’s back spasms and failed ab wheel stunt prompt group laughter, not concern:
  • “He yelped. It was like—And he literally was just like this...we are crying, laughing.” (65:07)
  • “I said, ‘I have bad friends. No one ever asked if I was okay.’” (65:27)

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7. The Electric Shock Test: Trivia & Torture

• Rules: The hosts face off in a riddle quiz. Miss a question? Get shocked (via muscle stimulator) and drink from your water bottle; less water left means you lost.
• Highlights:
  • Peyton’s panicked reactions to the shocking device (“You can’t go to 10. You genuinely can’t. It’s impossible!” – 68:59)
  • Missed riddles include classics: “What can you hold without touching it?” (Your breath), “What happens if you throw a red stone in the blue sea?” (It gets wet), and “What’s always coming but never arrives?” (Tomorrow).
  • Cam fares somewhat better, though both are left in pain and dripping wet by the end.
  • “My bottle is at halfway—I’m drenched wet!” – Peyton (76:14)
  • “I literally…my fingers were closing. I was like, Dad!” – Cam (81:42)
  • The duo finishes by comparing water bottles, accusing each other of cheating, and congratulating the “winner.”

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Notable Quotes / Memorable Moments

• Peyton (on burping in front of Dominik Mysterio):
  “I stand up to leave the flight, right? And I’m Like, I just need to look at the victim...it is none other than one of my favorite WWE Superstars, Dominik Mysterio. For two hours.” (17:18)

• Peyton (on Power Slap):
  “That was not off of any accomplishment I have garnered at all. That was strictly being Markel. She said, ‘Come here, boo.’ And then boom.” (08:08)

• On school bathroom trauma:
  Cam: “We were relating until you said diarrhea...You went to school with known diarrhea?”
  Peyton: “It sounded like I was popping firecrackers in there…and then the, the one in the class was like, ‘It stinks!’” (32:16–32:50)

• Cam (Fortnite hypothetical):
  “I'm telling you to go play against 60% bots, computers, and then 9-year-olds in a video game.” (41:21)

• On exit row responsibilities:
  Cam: “Out of 10 trips, literally, probably like one or two...But how many people would actually help? Ten percent.” (53:04-54:13)
  Peyton: “If we’re on a plane together and you see me in the exit row, you’re—there’s no shot.” (54:19)

• On the electric shock challenge:
  Peyton: “You can't go to 10. You genuinely can't. It's impossible.” (68:59)
  Cam (after a shock): “It's stuck. Oh my God. Six. I know. It's literally stuck. It's like a bear trap.” (78:07)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [06:15] – Peyton describes Vegas trip, UFC Power Slap
• [11:37] – Tease of embarrassing plane story
• [12:53] – The infamous pizza, lactose, and plane saga
• [17:18] – Realization that WWE’s Dominik Mysterio was Peyton’s “victim”
• [23:50] – Cam’s backyard wrestling and spitball storytelling
• [27:17] – Peyton’s “kink” for doorbells / calling 911
• [29:49] – School bathroom trauma, classmates, and embarrassment
• [39:16] – The $100 million Fortnite challenge
• [44:01] – Peyton’s Marlon celebrity crush saga
• [49:01] – Shop scenario and emergency aversion discussion
• [54:13] – Exit row airplane safety roleplay
• [61:05] – Cam’s monkey bar “dunk contest” back injury
• [65:01] – Peyton’s ab wheel fail and friends’ laughter
• [67:33] – START: The Electric Shock Test trivia game
• [68:59] – Peyton’s panic at shock intensity
• [78:14] – Cam’s turn with the shock challenge
• [82:04] – Wrap-up, Patreon plug, and secret code

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Tone and Style

The conversation is irreverent, fast-paced, and peppered with inside jokes, vivid storytelling, and brutal (but loving) friendship roasts. Peyton and Cam switch naturally between nostalgia, personal embarrassment, and absurd humor, never shying from telling mortifying stories “you should know.” Their dynamic is equal parts support, competition, and constant one-upmanship.

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Summary

This episode is a wild ride of anecdotes, from slapping competitions in Vegas and chance meetings with WWE stars, to the horrors of elementary school bathrooms and slapstick childhood injuries. The climax—the “Electric Shock Test”—offers hilarious, cringeworthy entertainment, perfectly capturing the wacky, candid fun of the You Should Know Podcast. Whether sharing tales of humiliation on airplanes, plotting hypothetical million-dollar gaming feats, or enduring literal shocks for the audience’s amusement, Peyton and Cam are at their comedic best.

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End of Summary.

Transcript

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Round of applause please. There we go. There we go. Welcome back. Hey everybody. Welcome back to you podcast episode 186. If you are new here or if you haven't already, you look below you see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you leave it more below that you see that comment section. Is it fulfilled with your name? Guess what? Even more wrong. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

The you should know podcast. We are go host camp back in the studio. Hey, first of all, Kim, what's up?

[Peyton]

You look tan. No, I don't genuinely.

[Cam]

I look darker.

[Peyton]

This is why. No, we're starting.

[Cam]

No, no, no.

[Peyton]

That's why.

[Cam]

No, I don't. I have not spent genuine time.

[Peyton]

I'm telling you, you do look more tan. Okay, so I watched last week's episode. Right. And I watched the week before that.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And then another week before that.

[Cam]

And then go all the way to one and then go before that. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I start the episodes, and it's not even like an intentional thing. I make fun of you.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, that is intentional.

[Peyton]

It's an easy target.

[Cam]

It is subconscious at this point. You don't have to think of it.

[Peyton]

It's like telling Steph Curry to shoot a basketball in the ocean. Like, it's like the easiest shot of all time. And so I'm like, okay, maybe. Maybe I can stop doing that. Maybe. And then so I just genuinely looked at you, and you look more tan. I give you the compliment, you say, nah. So guess what? You look like Gypsy Rose. Oh, how about that? How about that?

[Cam]

That's more like it. That's the P I know and love. Do I really look more tempo?

[Peyton]

Yeah, you do. You do.

[Cam]

No, I don't.

[Peyton]

No, you look better.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Okay. What do you want me to say? Stop saying no.

[Cam]

Are you being.

[Peyton]

Yes. You're very insecure.

[Cam]

I guess I am.

[Peyton]

How's your week, bubba? What are you. How you feeling?

[Cam]

Oh, my God. My son woke up with a sty on his eye.

[Peyton]

Left his contacts in.

[Cam]

Left his contacts in. Was on the little.

[Peyton]

The.

[Cam]

It didn't have his blue lights in, but it went away quickly. And then outside of that, it was simple. We were in Oklahoma for, like, four days.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Very busy.

[Peyton]

That's a trash life you live. That sucks. That is like, imagine you're. You're like your. Your family lives in Oklahoma.

[Cam]

That part is unfortunate to say the least.

[Peyton]

But I gotta go visit the people I love in hell.

[Cam]

Yeah. Literally, I have to go knock on Hades door. Be like, hey, bro, I just. For the weekend.

[Peyton]

Weekend pass.

[Cam]

$60.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

What about you? Now you. Now you. Okay, let's. Let's just preface this.

[Peyton]

I had the weekend of lifetime.

[Cam]

You had the weekend of a lifetime. And I'm so glad Robbie got to go with you.

[Peyton]

Yeah. However. Oh, I Would have preferred it was you.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no. Look at him. No, no, no. Without saying too much, you were blessed.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

With two tickets to UFC320 in Las Vegas, A hotel room, the whole works.

[Peyton]

I paid for the hotel room.

[Cam]

You got picked up. Well, okay.

[Peyton]

Well, you got blessed with that.

[Cam]

You got picked up in a limousine.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Okay, don't tell my weekend for me.

[Cam]

You got to gamble all the.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cam]

Anything else besides that? You only called me a couple times. Yeah, but can I just say, every waking moment. I was in the 405.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I was.

[Cam]

I was a little sad. I genuinely was.

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, that sucks.

[Cam]

A little heartbroken.

[Peyton]

Your best friend. Your best friend is in the most magical weekend of his life, and you look outside and you're in Oklahoma. You see red dirt.

[Cam]

I literally see red dirt. And you're seeing straight casino chips and liquor and athletes. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No, it was a fantastic weekend. I went to Las Vegas this weekend.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I went to watch ufc, some slap face. It was a whole. A great time.

[Cam]

Now it's Power Slap.

[Peyton]

Same thing, different toilet. They don't have. I don't know anything about it.

[Cam]

I think it's power slap.

[Peyton]

Same thing. To me, you're slapping faces. That's like.

[Cam]

I went to watch the basketball league. No, it's the NBA.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

It's not the same thing. Power slap.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we see power slap. It was fantastic. Can I say I talked to some of the power Slap people because they were staying at the same hotel as me.

[Cam]

Like, the athletes, if that's what you call it. I don't know if that's it. Yeah, I think it's like the maniac. The enraged psychos.

[Peyton]

Yeah, they. They definitely have. There's something that's not wired correctly.

[Cam]

Imagine it's. Imagine signing a piece of paper that says you're gonna get paid to get literally slapped in the face.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

With a crowd.

[Peyton]

With a crowd. That's. That's 90% not paying attention.

[Cam]

Is that how it was?

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Everybody was just drinking, hanging out.

[Peyton]

Like, it's open. Well, in the section we were staying in, it's like half the arena, right? It's like, open bar, open buffet, food. Everybody's in there. The Nelk boys, Bryce Hall. Like, everybody. We're just. Everybody's just hanging out, talking, drinking for free. And then you just say, hey, somebody's about to get slapped. They turn, pow. Yeah. Anyway, so I was thinking, like, that's crazy.

[Cam]

It's just, like, because you know how they do the 1, 2.

[Peyton]

They're all drinking 1, 2.

[Cam]

Hold on real quick. He's like, oh, boy. So how. And I was at the El Cortez. I got.

[Peyton]

Yeah, literally somebody's eyeballs in their nose now. And like you're just talking about like, can I.

[Cam]

Okay, now I had. I have a question for you regarding power side. Knowing that you've now been in person with fantastic seats, shout out to Markel Washington. Fantastic seats.

[Peyton]

That was not off of any accomplishment I have garnered at all. That was strictly being Markel.

[Cam]

She said, come here, boo.

[Peyton]

And then boom. 100.

[Cam]

Did y' all get to see a face altering palm, a mammoth grip happen in. In life?

[Peyton]

Yes. Some vicious shots.

[Cam]

Was there blood? Was there an eye loose?

[Peyton]

No, it was just more immediate swelling and bruising and some knockouts. It was very entertaining. And I do it is an entertaining sport or competition. What I think is more of a competition than a sport.

[Cam]

I. I think technically it could be a sport.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Really?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

Because there's. There's a. There's a definitive way that you win.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Wouldn't that be a competition as well? It's kind of like a spelling bee.

[Cam]

Spelling bees competition.

[Peyton]

Slapface or power slap and spelling bees are the same thing.

[Cam]

No shot. No, sir. Spelling bees competition because there's no opponent you're going up against. It's just you versus you.

[Peyton]

There's definitely opponents in spelling bees. That's why there's a winner and a loser.

[Cam]

But you get the point wrong or you get it right.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

No other person can do anything.

[Peyton]

You slap hard. You don't slap hard.

[Cam]

You also are getting slapped. That's like if someone you're doing spelling me, they're like ll B A s. How about this? Is marching band a sport or a competition sport?

[Peyton]

Marching band is a sport. They're athletes. You put a 16 pound tube on your back and hit those notes.

[Cam]

I'm not saying you're not athletic. That is a competition. Because there is not a defense or someone else stopping you. And there's nothing.

[Peyton]

Defense doesn't make things a sport.

[Cam]

That is a key. That is a key thing. There's multiple proponents of sports.

[Peyton]

Okay, how about this?

[Cam]

Guaranteed win, condition victory. Like basketball, the ball goes through it is worth points no matter how it gets through. Marching band, you got people judging and that's it.

[Peyton]

So are you saying. Is throwing dart. Is dart throwing a sport?

[Cam]

Yes, because it's guaranteed. If your dart lands in this circle, it is worth that point. It doesn't matter how it gets there.

[Peyton]

Huh? Where's the defense?

[Cam]

They don't all have to be there in the same thing. It's like golf. There's no defense in golf, but there's guaranteed. If I make it in less shots, I win.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh my God. Little tease. A little blue ball.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'll tell. I have different stories from the whole weekend, but this is. I have a story from whenever I was leaving Las Vegas. Oh, God. Very embarrassing story. And this is a personal story. I haven't told anybody this. I haven't told Robin. He was there. Like, I often get embarrassed naked. I know I often get embarrassed, but rarely is it a personal embarrassment. Rarely do I take it to heart. Really. This happened to me and I don't think I'll recover from it. So we're flying back?

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, it's on a plane.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's on a plane. It was on a plane. Well, kind of. Let me get there. Hold On. Let me get there. So we're flying back from Las Vegas to Dallas, right? Daddy got first class. Can I say that? That's important to the story, right? Daddy got first class. It's important. I wouldn't just say it. Just say it. Back of the plane. Robbie was literally in the restroom.

[Cam]

You were in 2B. He was in 34D.

[Peyton]

Yes, yes, yes. So I was on the plane right now in Las Vegas. The last day in Vegas. I was like, okay, I'm just gonna pig out and eat, right? I went to a pizza place, right?

[Cam]

Good girl.

[Peyton]

And I got a full hot honey pizza. Sausage, pepperoni, a little bit of hot honey on it. And let me tell you, I ate the whole thing. The whole thing. Now, if you know Peyton Harden, you big bad. Yeah. If you know Peyton Harden, Daddy's lactose intolerant, right? So that was right before we headed to the airport. I finished a whole pizza. Lot of cheese, lot of cheddar, lot of cheddar.

[Cam]

Mozzarella.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Five minutes after the pizza, Tommy starts to talk to Daddy, huh?

[Cam]

Hey, let us out.

[Peyton]

Let us out.

[Cam]

So, hey, come on, come on. I want to see the outside world.

[Peyton]

Stomach starts to beatbox. I'm like, oh, it's hitting that. And I'm like, oh, no. This is a rhythm I don't like.

[Cam]

And you're just standing in the TSA line. You're sitting there, right?

[Peyton]

Right. We're kind of. We're pushing it to where we're almost late to get on the plane. So I don't have time to go fart in the restroom because I can't poop publicly, but I'll go to the restroom and fart. I didn't have time to go do that, right? So I'm the last. I get to the plane. I'm the last aboard the first class, right? I hit this old white man. Excuse me, sir. I'm right there. I'm right where you're supposed to, like, right there. Get up.

[Cam]

You have to get up. I want you to sanitize the seat then.

[Peyton]

So I sit down in my seat. Now there's a person behind me, right? I didn't see the person, but I know that there is a person, right? That's important. There is a person directly behind me. Okay? Now some insidious. Remember, I'm lactose intolerant and I have bubble guts bad.

[Cam]

Yeah, you've had a gallon of cheese.

[Peyton]

No, I'm not a terrorist. So I don't fart on planes. I don't do it. But If I hold in toots long enough, they have to choose another outlet.

[Cam]

I almost threw up. No, I'm not kidding. You said that, and I was watching your hand motions. I literally went like, my throat kind of juggled.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Sick.

[Peyton]

The two gas can't go out the rear door. So they're like, hey, we're going to go see what the neighbors in the front yard are doing, right? They need to come out of the front. I'm hitting burps that are not loud, but they're airy. You know those kind of burps that are like.

[Cam]

Yeah, you gotta blow the rest out. It's a little stuck behind the molar.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And it's one of those where I can. I can smell it before the leaves my mouth.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Now, classic tear gas.

[Peyton]

Dario's covering his.

[Cam]

No, it was.

[Peyton]

And let me say this. It was one of the nat. It is literally like my. Got replaced with my mouth. And I'm farting out of my mouth. Like, that's how bad it stung you.

[Cam]

I got a Stranger Things. You open up just a stink through there.

[Peyton]

It's like. So I have toxic wind coming out of my mouth, right?

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I look in front of me and there's an older lady now. I respect women, right? So I'm like, I'm not gonna blow this burp on her. The guy to the right of me, he's older. He only has about four years left, probably. I'm not gonna blow it on him because I don't want an early demise. So as I'm burping, I'm blowing it to the person behind me.

[Cam]

You're hitting that classic tuck and pull.

[Peyton]

I'm blowing the nastiest burps. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I paid a first class ticket to sit behind your.

[Peyton]

At first I was like, oh, they're not smelling it, right? They're not smelling it. So thank God. I'm telling you, this flight's two hours. The longest I went without burping is 30 minutes. It is hurting my stomach. I'm literally like this. How bad? I'm burping and all this gas in me. Oh, the person behind me starts to smell it. They're starting. I'm starting to feel knees and adjustments behind myself. I'm like this, right? I'm like, I'm so sorry. There's nothing I can do about this, right? The plane lands, right? The plane lands. I'm like, okay, so sorry about this person behind me. I stand up to leave the flight, right? And I'm Like, I just need to look at the victim.

[Cam]

Yeah, visual confirmation.

[Peyton]

I need to look at the victim that's been tasting my burps all flight along. I look is none other than one of my favorite WWE Superstars, Dominik Mysterio. For two hours.

[Cam]

You are lying.

[Peyton]

I swear to God, you're lying, bro. For two hours. Holy. For two hours. I'm blowing.

[Cam]

You were tucking. Flowing on Dom.

[Peyton]

He's just trying to make it to Monday Night Raw. He's probably texting Rey Mysterio. Like, this guy in front of me.

[Cam]

He'S like, dad, what's that move called? I'm about to hit him with it.

[Peyton]

619 is on American Airlines. And now I'm like, first it is like a guttural embarrassment, dude. Like, it was. I was like, there's no way you are. And this is what makes me a psychopath. I go, hey, Dom, big fan. This mother.

[Cam]

You stinky.

[Peyton]

He looked at me, he goes, hey, appreciate it, bro. I wait for him. I leave the plane because I'm ahead of him. And so I'm waiting for him to deboard, and I go, hey, I'm going to be at Raw tomorrow. He goes, yeah, cool.

[Cam]

He goes, don't come ringside. You go, hey, Dom, can I get a picture? He goes, oh, you. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And he ran right beside me. And so I went to Monday Night Raw the next day, and I have a video of it. He jumped the barricade and ran like, right beside. He literally was like this. It was lit.

[Cam]

You know what you should have done? Right when he's running by, she went. He'd have been like. He goes.

[Peyton]

But yeah, that's how.

[Cam]

Holy. That's how I was for you all that don't understand. That's equivalent to me doing that and turning around. And it's not LeBron, but it's like Kevin Garnett. Yeah. It's like KG some Paul Pierce, Dame dollar somebody like that is insane.

[Peyton]

Like, literally one of my favorite current superstars in the WWE roster. I literally made two hours of his life hell. And Dom, if you see this. Hey, brother, I'm sorry.

[Cam]

Holy. He's nervous in an aircraft, man. You're lucky he didn't smell his breath.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

And I was. I was eating some cheez Its too. On that plane.

[Cam]

You and your. For someone that's lactose, you love cheese.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That's selfish.

[Peyton]

A little masochist. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I will say you're a better man than me. I would have nested those burps right in that old lady's head. I would have planted him. I would have planted him. Saw.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Just nested him in there. She gets up, she has rash. The next day, she's literally the whole flight, she's just like falling. I'm just like.

[Peyton]

She's trying to turn on her air because her head's so hot. Oh, man.

[Cam]

Dude, what are the odds?

[Peyton]

I don't know, man.

[Cam]

That is terrible.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I've been waiting to tell that story, bro.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I saw all y' all before we shot. And I was like, dude, this story is so good. I want to say it.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Yes or no, Did Robbie get on the plane? Either outsiders looking and thinking he's loud.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Obnoxious or racist.

[Peyton]

All three. Robbie is the trifecta of, like, you got to take 10ft, like, of separation. Yeah. He was wearing. He was right. He's a. He's a big dude. Robin rocking a double backpack front and back. It's. And he's. And he's like, hey, Bob, he's trying to get into the cockpit.

[Cam]

Make sure you get this bird to the nest safe, brother. Yeah. One of the old Delta trading cards.

[Peyton]

Yeah. That's hilarious.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

We love you.

[Cam]

Now on to the rest of the episode. So this did not. I. Can I tell a story? Yeah. So this did not happen this last weekend, but I was reminded of this last weekend we went and lives aunt's house where we stay when we go down there. Now she has a beautiful backyard, her aunt uncle, beautiful backyard. Big old gathering pit and everything. So we always just sit there late night and we're just hanging out and we're talking about. Talking about how ridiculous I was as a child. Yeah, like, like bad really. So every summer I used to pack a bag with like pajamas, my Game Boy and literally like $40 worth of snacks. Like I had more food than I did. Like necessities, like clothes. And I'd always go to my grandma's night stay for a week. Now my grandma lived more in like a rural area. Like she had an acre backyard like that. And I would always go. And then one summer, like three years in a row, just me and my grandma hanging out. She's blind. I'm helping her. Yeah, here's your notes. Here we go. Right this next summer, this family moves in and they have two kids my age. And it, I mean, it was just like perfect match. They played Yu Gi. Oh, they loved wwe. We all played games. Everything perfect. So one day we're out in the yard and we're playing and. And we're like, dude, let's wrestle. And my sister had a crazy dog. It was a German shepherd mixed with like a cane corso.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's a big dog.

[Cam]

So my grandpa literally bought a cage that was six feet tall and it wrapped around like a big octagon. So I literally thought I had my own personal hell in the cell. Like, it was, it was amazing.

[Peyton]

Oh yeah, I know exactly the cage you're talking about. Oh my God.

[Cam]

So, and I lock us in there, like fake lock us. And we're all sitting there wrestling his younger brother. He gets out first or whatever and now it's the two titans and we're going, right? And it's like the wrestling you do as kids, like. So he goes for a little gut shot and it connects. And I went, oh. I was like, oh, it's my stomach.

[Peyton]

No fun.

[Cam]

I was like, dude, what the hell? So he was like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And he went, hey, man, are you all right? He put his hands up and I literally went slithered behind him, put him in a full blown master lock.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And now watching the tv, I'm like, Dude, these are real moves. But I don't realize in real life that, A, they're not. But B, if you go hard enough, anything's going to hurt, Right? So I have him. His arms are up like this. I have him in a master lock. And I'm literally like. I'm yanking his. Like, yanking this kid. And he starts crying. Yeah. And I'm like, oh. And he's like, runs home.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I'm embarrassed, scared, everything. I go in, tell my grandma. She's like, you need to take across the street and apologize. So I let it die down a couple hours now. I go, he has the front room of this house, screen window and everything. I go up and I'm like, I'm not even gonna knock on the door. I don't want to talk to his grandparents. I knock directly on his window. I'm like, it felt like I was going after a girl in high school, like, throwing rocks and shit. I knock when I tell you. His window from the inside open. So now I can see his room.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

But it's so sunny. There's a glare. I'm like, what the hell? I you. Not the smallest of circles in his screen. And all of a sudden, I see something white come out of it. Barely, maybe like that big white comes out of it. And I go, what the. Shoots me with a spitball directly in my eye. And I. I fell to the ground, hit my head on their concrete carport. So now it's the whole situation's reverse.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He's embarrassed and scared. He runs out. He's like, oh, Cam. I'm like, what the? And I. Dude, my, like. Cuz I was like, what the? Like, classic movies, Stupid white people in a movie. I said, huh? And I was like, literally fell down, bro. And I had not thought about that moment or told it, and in like, it's like probably 20 years. And that was so funny. And I. To end it, I go home, tell my grandma. She's like, well, I mean, you can't. You know, it's. It's even now.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So then I went back to his house and we played Game Boy. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I was like, that's hilarious.

[Cam]

I had not thought about that because we were talking about her uncle, how bad he was as a kid, and it just like, jogged my memory.

[Peyton]

Dude, that's like a. What is a spitball? Like, on deck for defense at your house security. It's just crazy.

[Cam]

First off, he's just like, like, Gilligan's island. Who is he, MacGyver? I'm like, so there's a threat, and he's like, pops a windy straw.

[Peyton]

He's like, it's a pizza guy.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

What the.

[Cam]

It's a pizza guy dropping off. He's like, get the back. He goes, what the. Just perfect. Accurate.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Dude. Holy.

[Peyton]

So funny. I, like, dude, childhood is just hilarious. I know I've said it before, like, on the podcast. I. I had, like, this kink as a kid, which is a crazy way to start a sentence.

[Cam]

That's a wicked, wicked way.

[Peyton]

I had this intrigue as a kid. I just always love people ringing my doorbell. I don't know what it was as a kid, but I loved having company.

[Cam]

You're sad and lonely.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But to the point, like, I was calling 911 and 911 would show up to the house, and then, like, I don't know why I would do it. It was so I've. I've talked about this before, and my mom, like, she was like, peyton, you're going to get us killed. Like, you stop. And like, my mom would open the door, be like, my son is just like. Cops would show up. She would open the door, and she'd be like, my son is just dialing 911. And then the cops would be like, what?

[Cam]

I was thinking, no, this is. This is a little much. But they're like, all right, we need to talk to him. Then they see Preston walk by. He's like, coffee. And they're like.

[Peyton]

Sit back down. Not farther.

[Cam]

I know it is. I know. Take it out. I know it is. I'm just saying, they go, all right.

[Peyton]

Can fight, man.

[Cam]

No, I know. I love Preston. I'm saying the lore we have built up because press is regulars. They come like, that is not okay. That's you. That's you.

[Peyton]

I'm pressing on Twitch somewhere.

[Cam]

Oh, for real?

[Allie Jackson]

What?

[Cam]

Oh, but.

[Peyton]

But the present Arden on Instagram. But I would literally, like, they. My mom would answer the door like, it. She was. And she.

[Cam]

Because she would be, like, in her.

[Peyton]

Like, moo, moo, like, night clothes, right? So she wouldn't want, like, these two grown men. Cops to be looking at her like that. So she would, like, peek her head around the door, and she'd be like, it's just my son again. And then they would be like, the cops would think that, like, there would be somebody behind her with, like, like, making her say everything's okay. So that I. I remember the cops, like, looking in the house, and it would just be me shirtless, with, like, shoulder pads going like this.

[Cam]

You had Long hair, probably had a tail sticking out. Your teeth are jagged. You're just like. They're like, what the was that thing? And then they go, we need to talk to that one. You go. You just run up the stairs.

[Peyton]

Oh, okay. Like, oh, dude. I. As I'm getting older, just childhood, it's like, dude, making me reflect how I am as an adult. And like I said earlier, like, I don't go to the bathroom to poop in, like, public. I can't poop in public. It's not my thing.

[Cam]

That's such a coward.

[Peyton]

But I figured out what it came from. I'm doing, like, self therapy now. As an adult know I need to.

[Cam]

Hear all the answers you give.

[Peyton]

I genuinely need to know if y' all experience this okay in, like, elementary school. Like, second grade, first grade. Did yalls classrooms have bathrooms in it?

[Cam]

Yes. Yes. Mine had a. A doo bathroom.

[Peyton]

Yes. And that me up. That's why I remembered, like, that's why I can't poop in public now.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Because every. Like, every year in elementary school, my crush was in my class. Until there's a bathroom in your classroom and you got diarrhea. Right. It sounded like I was popping firecrackers in there.

[Cam]

We were relating until you said diarrhea. You went to school with known diarrhea, or you got it midday, probably because you drink in the milk, ate cheese, and drink milk.

[Peyton]

Did y' all use your classroom bathrooms?

[Cam]

I absolutely use my classroom classroom bathrooms.

[Peyton]

Okay. Did your teacher give you a choice? Like, you could. Either you could go outside to the hallway or use the bathroom in the class. You have to use a classroom one. Right.

[Cam]

The only time that could ever happen is if someone was already in there and you were on the verge of, like, pissing yourself.

[Peyton]

Yes. And same. Right? Yeah. But then the teacher saw that I was always just timing it up when somebody went in there. She's like, hey, you just wait until they're done.

[Cam]

And I'm like, you're like, no. Like, I can't desk. She's like, oh, God.

[Peyton]

And so I remember there's one time I was, like, really bad. Like, I had yogurt, pizza, and milk. So I was up, and my. My. My crush was in the class, and I was like, I got it. And I was fine at this point. Right. Like, and the anxiety hasn't hit the. The medulla membrane. Yeah, yeah, it hasn't hit that. The frontal lobe is not even existing. The cerebral cortex and all that. You know what I mean? All that. So I Was like, okay, I'm gonna go in the classroom bathroom. And it was like my teacher was teaching like about times tables or something. So the class was really locked in. So it's quiet in there. And my teacher didn't play around when people would talk while she's teaching. So it was really quiet. She's up there teaching. Four times too obviously didn't resonate with me. I go.

[Cam]

You'Re sitting there. Oh, take this. That one did four. Four more.

[Peyton]

Is that me?

[Cam]

You stupid.

[Peyton]

I was just. Yes, I was, I was trying to listen. Whatever. I went in there and it was quiet. And I just remember it was just. And then the, the one in the.

[Cam]

Class was like, it stinks.

[Peyton]

And I was like crying.

[Cam]

It was always that little one, mini Karen. Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Yeah, Jaws in there. Literally, like.

[Cam]

And I knew they could hear it.

[Peyton]

I knew they could hear it.

[Cam]

And that said. And she goes, oh my God, what's that smell? Literally like this point, you're standing up, you're like, dude.

[Peyton]

And I just remember walking out of the bathroom and like everybody and even.

[Cam]

My teacher's like, oh God, it was really embarrassing. I thought, what was that?

[Peyton]

What was her writing on the board? Like, looking back at me?

[Cam]

I thought she moved your color from green to like yellow. Cuz you so bad. I thought, I say that is. But that's racism.

[Peyton]

I got put on red. Did you ever get put on red?

[Cam]

Dude, I got put on blue. We had a blue.

[Peyton]

I was under red.

[Cam]

That's red.

[Peyton]

We, we didn't. We didn't. We only had red.

[Cam]

Well, they was like, it was like.

[Peyton]

Green, yellow, orange, red.

[Cam]

Oh, our was green, yellow, red, blue. But they got rid of blue. It's too derogatory. It was like, like if you're, if you're, if you're blue, you need to leave the class. You're sitting there taking the spelling bee at blue.

[Peyton]

What you get good on blue for?

[Cam]

Took an Elmer's glue bottle, sprayed that on the back of the classroom because I was having a fun moment with my friend. And then she goes, I literally saw that you're going to the principals. And I went, no, do it. And I literally tried to like stand 10 toes in a lie. When she watched me do it, I said, I did not do it. She went, I. I watched you. Mind you, I'm seven. Yeah, I'm seven years old. I was like, that wasn't me. She was like, yes, it is. You're going to the office. Literally lied to the principal, lied to my parents, lied to everybody.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're.

[Cam]

I know. I was. My mom is so. She was. She was too nice to a fault.

[Peyton]

Like. Yeah.

[Cam]

What is a 24, 25 year old grown woman have to gain from lying on a 7 year old? Physical evidence of glue everywhere. And me and my glue is like halfway empty. Yeah, like I don't know why I would lied. The you should know podcast.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

You should know podcast dude, but you said something and I don't know what. Okay, so your thing was you were afraid of the bathrooms, Right? All right, go a couple years in the future with me. We hit fifth grade first school. We go to where you have periods. You have period first period, second period. We did not have that in fifth grade.

[Peyton]

Sixth grade. We are our a little weird wonky.

[Cam]

We had elementary, then middle school, then junior high, then high school.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, no, no.

[Cam]

We went through four buildings.

[Peyton]

Yeah, y' all just had too much money. No, we did.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You're like, we need to build another building.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

No, ours was our. Our elementary school was first grade to fifth grade and then middle school.

[Cam]

See, that's how it is now. That's how it is now. But we had. It was stupid. You're in fifth grade, fifth grade, first year. You're going like you have a math class, English class. So we now had computers in the classroom instead of, like, the computer lab. So my English teacher at the time, she had the Oregon Trail game.

[Peyton]

Oh, I remember that. Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my. Dude, I've always been a game head. Just love that. I used to lie to my parents and to my teacher and claim I needed tutoring in English so I could go to her classroom before school to grind the Oregon Trail. And I wouldn't do any schoolwork. I'd literally go in there, she'd log into the computer, and I'd be like, yeah, I think I just really need to do some of those, like, spelling games. And then she would be getting ready for the day, doing her papers, whatever, and I'd literally be like. I would just play the. I did it for, like, two months.

[Peyton]

I think that's a lack of friendship. Like, I think it's a lack of, like, you had somebody to go lean on. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

I mean, big head, buzz cut, real chunky at the time. Crooked, nasty teeth.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Zero Swag.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Afraid of girls.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Crippling. Adhd.

[Cam]

Crippling.

[Peyton]

Undiagnosed. Didn't know what it was.

[Cam]

Yeah, it was bad.

[Peyton]

I don't like that, what you just did with your eyes.

[Cam]

It was bad.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was like. It was like that kind of wink.

[Cam]

Oh, okay. Now, this has nothing to do with it, but I just said games. Adhd example A this. It's not a game. It's about games. Sorry, bubba. I was asked this. This weekend.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Very simple answer for me. For you. I think it's gonna be a little more complex. You get. You get a hundred million dollars right now wired to your account.

[Peyton]

Literally put it in my chest. Literally put it in my chest. Yeah. Make me on my back. Make me a Twinkie. That's bad. Now, that's a lot. No, that's. That's so far. And I apologize.

[Cam]

What flavor would that be? What flavor would your Twinkie be? Like cinnamon. Like a cinnamon toast crunch Twinkie. Yeah. You're not figuring out you're not vanilla. You're like. That'd be like a. Like a pumpkin bread Twinkie.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm like a seasonal Twinkie.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Only available September through November.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Special discount on the 11th.

[Cam]

I want me a bag.

[Peyton]

Here you go. Two Twinkies for the price of one.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

$100 million immediately goes to your bank account. Condition.

[Peyton]

Right. Literally anything.

[Cam]

Okay, here we go.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Very simple. You have to win at least one game of Fortnite every single day for a calendar year. Every single day. The day you lose or don't not lose by the day, you don't get a win.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You lose all of the hundred million and any other, any other money you have in any other account. So the hundred million that was given to you, gone. Plus any of your own money that you had saved.

[Peyton]

Invest zero money.

[Cam]

All of your money's gone. If you don't get a dub. Just one day. So I 65 consecutive.

[Peyton]

I have 365 days to win one game of Fortnite. I get a hundred million dollars.

[Cam]

No, you have to win one game of Fortnite every day for 365.

[Peyton]

I've played fortnight literally for probably. When did it come out? Like, when did you get popular?

[Cam]

Like 2017.

[Peyton]

So in 2017, when Fortnite was popular, I played every day. I didn't end in the top. Like 20. Like, I don't think I've ever won.

[Cam]

A game of Fortnite for a hundred mil.

[Peyton]

That's a shoot. Okay. One, two thing.

[Cam]

You could literally know if you're like.

[Peyton]

And go. Go climb the tallest building in the world. Yeah, I could do that. Cuz that's a skill thing. And that's, that's a one, two thing.

[Cam]

I can't.

[Peyton]

I can't win a game of Fortnite.

[Cam]

You would let a man put it on your chest, but you won't grind a video game. You literally have 20 on a bad enough month.

[Peyton]

50 racks. You could put it on my chest, you know.

[Cam]

Jesus Christ. 24 hours to camp with.

[Peyton]

That's the thing. That's not a good question.

[Cam]

You already camp in Call of Duty.

[Peyton]

That's not a good question for me because I. I'm not good at that. Like, I. I genuinely cannot do it.

[Cam]

That's not good at flight. Nothing.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Taking that a million times over.

[Peyton]

Go to your blind and deaf grandma and be like, hey, meemaw, go play LeBron James one on one. I'll give you a hundred million dollars. See her stumble everywhere.

[Cam]

Okay, we want to talk about granite.

[Peyton]

That's the same thing. It is the same thing you just.

[Cam]

Told an 80 year old woman that can't see or hear to go hoop against the greatest ever. Yeah, I'm telling you to go play against 60% bots, computers, and then 9 year olds in a video game.

[Peyton]

No, I wouldn't try it. I wouldn't do it. I genuinely wouldn't do it because I can't. I can't.

[Cam]

Oh, you're so.

[Peyton]

The percentage for me is just not worth it. I don't play video games. That's a bad question for me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

It would be a good question, like C.J. or something, but not for me.

[Cam]

It's a guaranteed dub for everybody. Holy.

[Peyton]

But back. Okay, so I. I said I was going to tell some more stories from Las Vegas this weekend.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Now, we were at the power Slap event, and like I said, there was a lot, even, you know, noticeable people. I met the nel boys. I met. I met Bryce hall, all the people. Like, it was a bunch of people, a bunch of cool people I met. Really, really nice time, right. A couple weeks ago, I said something on the podcast, right? And an account on TikTok clipped it. About half a million views or something like that. A lot of people tagging. This person I talked about a couple weeks ago on the podcast, I made a statement about a man named Marlon.

[Cam]

Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.

[Peyton]

I was talking about how attracted I am to this man.

[Cam]

Beautiful.

[Peyton]

And the things I would do to him, right? And I said it in jest, joking around. I forget that people watch this podcast, right? That clip did very well. It went everywhere a little too well. So I'm in Vegas, sitting down at the power slap. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a unicorn.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Like, I like the most attractive human being at a whopping 6 foot 5. Just graces all of us in Las Vegas, Nevada. I go, oh, my God, it's Marlon. He's walking and he's just beautiful.

[Cam]

And he smelled like sex.

[Peyton]

Oh, I didn't get to smell him. He was at a distance. Everybody's, oh, Marlon, Marlon. I'm like, don't look at him, right? And so I'm like, oh, there's Marlon. I think at the corner of my eye, he saw me and he. Cause he probably saw that clip because it did. I mean, a lot of people were tagging him on that clip. He sees me and he puts his hoodie on. So he's literally like this in the hoodie, right? I know. I go, I gotta talk to him. I don't care. I gotta talk to him. But I'm anxious and that's my celebrity crush. So I'm like, there's an open bar. I'mma knock down some liquid courage, some double tequila sodas. I have four of them. I gotta get loose if I want to talk to Marlon. I get about eight shots of tequila down in me. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Eight shots of tequila down in me. I see Marlon stand up and he's walking towards the exit. No, sir. I break him off.

[Cam]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Not literally, but, you know, a man can wish. I walk in front of him and I go, hey, congrats on all your success, man.

[Cam]

You go, hey, Marlon. You're like, marlon, I really wanted to tell you you're good looking. You are Marwin, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I said, hey, congratulations on your success. He gives me the dap, but he brings it in.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, he did.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude. I melted in his arms.

[Cam]

Your pheromones just skyrocketed.

[Peyton]

I literally, like. We were about even, like, head to head. I dropped to his chest. My head was in Marlon's chest. I was like this. It's like. You smell nice. What is that? Baccarat? Thanks, man. Congratulations on everything you do. He pushed me off, right? And I was like, okay, I'll never see him again. Fast forward. Next day, I'm at ufc. For some reason, they let me go into this private lounge where all the celebrities are in. I walk into this private lounge, first person I see, a unicorn, Marlin, standing right there. Six five is sexy. Right there. He literally ran out of that.

[Cam]

He ate.

[Peyton]

He was trying to eat. He was like, got out of there.

[Cam]

Marlin's walking through. Everyone's like, oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Marlon. Marlin. And you go, I know my boot. You stand up, they go, oh, shut the. You sit down, you go, marlin. Marlin.

[Peyton]

He's like, yeah. So that's. That's what happened.

[Cam]

You did not drop. You are taller than him.

[Peyton]

And you might just.

[Cam]

You dropped your head to be caressed on his breastplate.

[Peyton]

Come here.

[Allie Jackson]

Let's.

[Peyton]

Let's reenact it. Who am I? You're Marlin. You're Marlin. I was like, oh, hey, man. Congratulations on your status. He brings it in.

[Cam]

Appreciate it, bro.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. Really? Thanks, man. I'm in there like this.

[Cam]

He goes, get the.

[Peyton]

That's what I did.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Peyton, you're. You wanna know something crazy?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I shaved them. You shaved your. I shaved him. I'm not showing. Come on, I'll show you.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

I can't show the world.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, show me, show me, show me. Show me your.

[Cam]

My nipples are invisible. What do you think? It's like a naked cat huh?

[Peyton]

It looks like a waxed pig.

[Cam]

Looks like a wax raw wild boar.

[Peyton]

Dude, you aged dog.

[Cam]

How did I age? Like, it's just like, have.

[Peyton]

You have a. Like. Like a father's like, hair.

[Cam]

No, the hair.

[Peyton]

My hair is a. Yo. As a young bachelor, man, that is. You have. You have daddy.

[Cam]

Daddy hair. Like smokes. Like Marlboro. Soft red.

[Peyton]

Like, you go home and you expect a hot meal and a big.

[Cam]

Hot meal. A beard in silence. Honey, how was your day? Shut your butt out. Now, you know the Jaguar's about to be on.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Okay, dude. Okay, now this. Now this is a hypothetical, right? I just want to get into your. Into your brain of entrepreneurship.

[Peyton]

You. Oh, business talk.

[Cam]

Not business talk.

[Peyton]

Business talk. Business talk. Business talk. Business talk. Oh, I'd like to be on the receiving end of those.

[Cam]

About two of those. Ready?

[Peyton]

Wait, hold on. What is it?

[Cam]

Come on, everybody. Oh, sorry. Oh, oh, oh. Robbie has. Robbie has a right now.

[Peyton]

Don'T show that.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no.

[Peyton]

It's gonna be on your camera. Robbie, now it's not on your camera.

[Cam]

Look at that. That is a. Uchi.

[Peyton]

That's a. That's a fat bun bun gal right there. All right, here we go.

[Cam]

Okay. I mean, that thing was bit.

[Peyton]

There you go.

[Cam]

So you own a shop, right? Let's just call it.

[Peyton]

Just hypothetically.

[Cam]

Hypothetically, you own a store. It's very. It's normal. It's not a franchise. Not change. So your personal store, whatever the hell you want to sell, say it's WWE stuff, right? If someone walks in and they're excited, whatever, it's a hot day, whatever the circumstance, they pass out, but they fall into your merchandise and break. When they come to, are you caring? Oh, my God. Are you okay? Or are you. Hey, it's $500. Like, you owe me $500.

[Peyton]

Why would you do that to me?

[Cam]

Because I.

[Peyton]

You put like a hit campaign, you know? Well, you're paying for that. Are you crazy? Are you crazy?

[Cam]

Someone.

[Peyton]

That replica belt 600 itself.

[Cam]

If someone passes out and breaks something, you are going to make them pay for it. First of all, I'm completely unconscious.

[Peyton]

First of all, one of my biggest pet peeves is people having medical emergencies in front of me. Like, I get like. Like, why put me in that position? Like, literally, why do that to me? Because I don't like that. I don't like. I don't like watching that. I don't like dealing. I'm not prepared for that. I'm not. I'm not CPR certified. Well, I am, but I didn't pass the test, so I don't know why. Dude, like, that is one of my biggest things is when people start, like, if I see something going down, I'm out.

[Cam]

No way.

[Peyton]

I'm gone. I'm not of service anyway. That.

[Cam]

That is. That's.

[Peyton]

Yes, you are.

[Cam]

I'll call, I'll call.

[Peyton]

I'll call.

[Cam]

Like, you're fleeing the scene. You're like, hey, some idiot just passed out.

[Peyton]

Well, I'm telling you, like, even whenever I open, whenever I looked outside my front yard and there was a woman, literally, duct tape tied together, I was like, I'm not going out there, but I'll call. I called, they said, they're on the way. I closed my blinds. I said, I'm not seeing what's next. That is.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

She was fine. She. It was. It ended up being a hoax.

[Cam]

No, I know that, but I'm saying, you literally seeing someone bound.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you're going, hey, bro, y' all gotta get here.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And they're asking, and they said. They said, hey, you. Whenever we. We come to the scene, can we question you? I said, no, you can. I said, I've done my job. I've done it. This is it. This is my contribution to this scene. I told you what happened. Leave me out, dog.

[Cam]

That is the. You are the. I mean, you are the pillar. The pillar of mind your business.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Oh, My God, yes.

[Peyton]

100%.

[Cam]

You embody that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Okay, last thing. And I know we have a quiz I want to do. We. We came up with this quiz idea, but before we get into that, I have a question for you. Back to the airplanes, right? We haven't tied. We used to. We went on a run with airplanes for a while on the podcast. We took some time off, but now we're back. Airplane talk. Airplane talk. Airplane talk. A lot of white people that work here. Oh, that was.

[Cam]

We literally hit it on the head and then we stopped.

[Peyton]

Oh, Pierce, Pierce. We're all on beat. And by the way, it's Columbus Day, and I didn't hear about anybody saying nothing about my. Oh, my God. See? See, they don't know you like that, so they're gonna think you're serious. Just optically, it's not.

[Cam]

Pour one out for Columbus Crazy.

[Peyton]

All right, here we go. Exit rows on planes, how often do you sit on the exit road of a plane? I don't think that was a sentence that I just said.

[Cam]

Sounded like a little bit of a cardiac arrest. You said, how often do you sit on the exit row?

[Peyton]

How often do you sit on the exit row of a.

[Cam]

Honestly, not often. I'd say out of 10 trips, literally, probably like one or two.

[Peyton]

But when you do, why do you go on the exit row?

[Cam]

Leg room.

[Peyton]

Okay. Now, anytime you sit on the exit row of a plane, the stewardess and the captain is going to give you extra instructions. And even when you're checking on to get onto the plane, they say, hey, are you equipped to save this airplane if we go down?

[Cam]

Correct.

[Peyton]

Right. And you got to audibly say yes. Right. And then even when you're sitting down, right, you're about to take off, the stewardess, while they're giving you the gas mask instructions, if we go, we go into a river. The row boats under you. All that. The kids put the mask on first. All that. Right. Right. After they give the full instructions, they come to the exit row and they say, hey, one more time again, if you're in this exit row, are you okay to help us if some goes down?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And they go to every person and you have to say yes. Now, every time that they've come to you, what have you said? Yes. But if we're being honest, I've thought about this recently. What percentage of people will genuinely Help this airplane if it goes down.

[Cam]

Oh, like, 10, 10% of people.

[Peyton]

Because, Cam, if I'm in that exit row.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

If I. Listen to me, guys. If we're on a plane together and you see me in the exit row, you're. There's no shot.

[Cam]

100%, there's no shot.

[Peyton]

Do you feel com. What would you do in that situation?

[Cam]

Now, I've said this before. I said we get in a forest, whatever.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I am not equipped with the knowledge, but I'm equipped with the will, the determination. I would very quickly surrounding.

[Peyton]

So you're like, okay, I'm gonna try. Hell, yeah.

[Cam]

I'm like, someone else.

[Peyton]

Get it?

[Cam]

No, you would literally get up. One guy's running. He's like, dude, you're in the ex row. You gotta help. You knock his out. You're running to the pilot. You're like, hey, get this back up. They're like, open the door. I'm like, oh, you know, you're just kicking the cockpit in.

[Peyton]

I'm like, stop, dude.

[Cam]

I, I Now, okay, I want you to like, dude, this is. Imagine, oh, my God, I'd have to knock you out.

[Peyton]

So imagine how would I do it? Imagine emergencies happening. They're like, okay, exit row, people. Payton Harden. You gotta. You gotta do something.

[Cam]

They'd go, Mr. Harden, we need you to secure the latch. You're gonna go. You just start tweaking. And you'd be like, can the light. You'd probably borderline pass out. You'd definitely be farting, puking, vomiting, all of it.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'd be like, everybody calm the down. Stop yelling at me.

[Cam]

Like, someone else knew this. We're all dead. And then, oh, my God. The patented line would come out. The patented line would come out. You literally, like, I worked too hard to save your life.

[Peyton]

I was about to say, you never.

[Cam]

Have to worry about that. He'll never be Internet. You literally, someone would be like, some. Some. Oh, my God, picture perfect moment. Some annoying Karen, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

The whole time, she's just barking. Oh, oh.

[Peyton]

Ooh.

[Cam]

Let me guess. You had to get my seat because you had big legs. Whatever, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

And then catastrophe. Disaster strikes. Twin turbos going down. She looks you. She go, Twin. Twin turbos. Turbos going down. She looks, you goes, do something, big guy. Do something.

[Peyton]

Long legs.

[Cam]

You go, shut up. You go, I work way too hard to save your life. No, it'd be. It would be.

[Peyton]

I've genuinely thought about it too. Like, I have a little panic attack every time I'm in the exit room when they say. When they. When the nice stewardess goes, hey, are you willing and able to help in an emergency situation? I say, yes. But immediately I'm like, y' all are guys. Like, I hope you know if this. If this goes down, you're dead.

[Cam]

That is a great point. Because, like, we're tall. Still averagely athletic. Like, I can move some if I had to. Quickly, guys.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's some people on that exit row. I mean, I'm talking.

[Peyton]

Oh. No lateral movement.

[Cam]

No. No mobility. Like, they're not doing.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

And I. And I'm sitting here, like, now. I only think about that when I'm in the ex row. Now, you haven't been in the ex row since 2019. But outside. I'm kidding. You actually haven't seen the new updated exit rows. You have no clue what they look like. I go, you've never been past halfway past the flight. But regardless, as you should.

[Peyton]

Can I see the invoice on the gym you built in your house?

[Cam]

The invoice on the. That. Oh, my God, for the twentieth time. For the indoor pool. My. That's my son's vomit. But I genuinely think. Genuinely. Because what? There's 12 people. Two rows of three each side. It's three times four.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Brother, don't bring in a quasi.

[Cam]

12 people.

[Peyton]

You're gonna start losing me.

[Cam]

I think on every flight I've ever been on.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No exaggeration. I think maybe two people could seriously, like, lock in, not panic, not freak out. And, I mean, the odds of us surviving are pretty slim. Yeah.

[Peyton]

It's like, regardless if I kick into action mode here.

[Cam]

Yeah. It's like, what do you want me to do? Open the hat?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Are there.

[Cam]

Just fly out.

[Peyton]

Are there jet packs on planes? Parachutes?

[Cam]

You're just like. You start getting coins and hitting upgrades and parachutes.

[Peyton]

Other parachutes on planes.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

So what's the point of us opening that door?

[Cam]

Because. Just because the. The engines go out or something? It's still. We're 30,000ft in the air, so we're just. Well, first off, we're not opening the door. We're opening the door way later in the procedure.

[Peyton]

What do we do?

[Cam]

30,000 air.

[Peyton]

What are you doing?

[Cam]

It'd be like a. Like, that'd be like a shark vacuum. It'd be like. We'd all just be like.

[Peyton]

What'S the objective of the people in the exit rows? What are you supposed to do?

[Cam]

Calm down. Oh, I help people. I turned into a coach. No, but then that's the thing. I'm like, hey, everybody calm down.

[Peyton]

I'm exit row guy.

[Cam]

If we're in the, like, peak altitude in a flock of geese, just hit that engine, start hearing it's flashing.

[Peyton]

We got.

[Cam]

We got about. I don't know exact time. Several. Maybe a couple minutes.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Before we're really, like, holy. Pull that lever. This gonna pop. But you got to make sure people get their oxygen. And you'll be like, all right, this. We're going to this door. Front group, y'. All, like, you're just holding.

[Peyton]

I hate a team leader, dude.

[Cam]

I love being a team lead.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude, that's you. You. Oh, you. And as a kid, you. Oh. Oh, you wanted to be a line leader.

[Cam]

Boost. Oh, my God. I like to watch my ducks in a row.

[Peyton]

You saw that quote, and you're like, real lions. Follow the pack or something.

[Cam]

No, no, I just did one. I was too big. I was too big to be in the front. Big head. I hit all the other kids. They were like, hey, we're here, too. And I was just like, yeah, you.

[Peyton]

You definitely ran to be the line leader.

[Cam]

You're like, oh, my God. Can I say one more thing?

[Peyton]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Cam]

Okay. So we used to have dunk contests at the monkey bars in. In middle school.

[Peyton]

Oh, I remember the story.

[Cam]

And Wait, what did I say?

[Peyton]

You say it and see if I know it.

[Cam]

I think it's a different part.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

But one time. So basically. Oh, no, no. Not me. Dunking on the girl and not all of us. So this is another one. So we got. We. We elevated, right? We were dunking, doing regular monkey bars, and we said, dude, we got to make a whole contest. So we elevated.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I started. I was like, dude, somebody, Trevor, get on your hands and knees and get six feet back. We're gonna use you as a pogo so we could jump off this kid and go further. Dunks and dunk.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cam]

Dunk an air ball. Yeah. Monkey bars. It got to the point where it was now my turn to be the base. For whatever reason, at this point of life, maybe 11 years old, I didn't know I had to tighten my core.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

When I tell you this 100% true story, I get down, and I'm sitting there on hands and knees, and Ryan, our friend Ryan is going up to dunk. He goes, I'll go off you cam. I was like, bet Ryan's not that heavy. It'll be perfect. He literally goes and plants, and he jumps off my back. I didn't tighten anything. I literally went like this. I was like, yeah, I'm ready, Ryan.

[Peyton]

Let's do it.

[Cam]

I went. My whole back went. And I literally was like. And I sat there in the wood chips and I was like, oh, oh, get the nurse. Get the nurse. The nurse is Ryan's mom. So Ryan's like, I gotta get my mom. He runs inside, she comes back. I'm. I literally thought I was paralyzed. I literally was on the ground. I was like. I was. I thought I was split in half. I'm talking every L, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, they all pop. It was like. It sounded like each snapping a big thing of cardboard. And I go in the nurse's office. I'm crying, I'm a mess. And I'm sitting there and they call my mom. And I'm like, mom, I'm broken. She's like, what is that broken Half. And then nothing happened. Yeah, you're literally sat there. Like an hour went by. And I was like, I feel better. Every typical kid, every kid injury ever, like, you're just embarrassed. But, dude, it was brutal.

[Peyton]

Before we go to play this game or we do this quiz, please tell them what happened at your house this weekend with my back. That reminded me, no, I have the worst friends ever. I actually have the worst friends ever.

[Cam]

Okay, so we were all over.

[Peyton]

You're in the mic.

[Cam]

We're all over at my house, just hanging out, playing games. K, Rob and Dario left. And Peyton, live, me, Peyton's friend. We were all. It was the four of us left and right. As they're walking out the door, I go, oh, holy P, you gotta try this new ab wheel I got. It works crazy.

[Peyton]

And mind you, the past hour I've been stuck on the couch because I was having horrible back spasms. Yeah. Like, I couldn't get from a 90 degree angle. So my back is already cooked. And now as we're leaving and I'm about to go get treatment in my bed.

[Cam]

Oh, like that.

[Peyton]

I mean, like a massage.

[Cam]

I'm doubting. Go, Payta. Go, PETA. Go, PETA. Go, PETA. Go, PETA. Go, PETA. Go, payta. Whoa. Hey, hey. Oh, God. Thanks for that. Thanks for the strip tease. So, okay, not only was his back pain bad enough to where he was literally spazzing and, like, stuck for an hour, I put two lidocaine patches on his lower back. That's how bad it was. So he's lidocained up, he's still in pain, and he has historical evidence of having a horrible back.

[Peyton]

I've already broken my back.

[Cam]

Broken.

[Peyton]

I was in a back brace for a year.

[Cam]

Turtle boy. Anyway, they're literally walking out. My office is right by the front door.

[Peyton]

I'm walking out like this.

[Cam]

I go, oh, my God, look at this ab wheel. Real quick. Like, I. I just got. It works crazy. So I get down. I show them. I'm like, dog, I did like 20 the other day. My tore up Peyton's friend goes, oh, I'm gonna try it. She does it. Kills it live. Little did I know, she ate that.

[Peyton]

Killed it.

[Cam]

I was like, babe, like, it might be. She was like, let me go. She killed it. So then Peyton, he's like, oh, that. My back hurts. We go, oh, you can't be the only one. Typical peer pressure. He goes, fine, whatever. He goes down and he puts his knees on the little pad, and he's sitting there waiting, and we start talking. He goes, guys, this. He goes, I don't. This really might hurt my back.

[Peyton]

And lives.

[Cam]

Like, no, I don't think it will. I think it'll be fine. It targets your core, not your back. And then me and Peyton's friend were like, yeah, you'll be fine. Just do it. And he starts to go. And he goes, no, I think this is gonna hurt my back. I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty sure it will too. He literally pushes out and his back goes this huge pop. He falls straight to the ground. And we all go. We're dying. Laughing.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

Like, yeah.

[Peyton]

I was stuck on the ground like this. I can't move.

[Cam]

He yelped. It was like. And he literally was just like this. He was like, just on the ground. And we are crying, laughing. And I'm talking, no exaggeration. Probably 90 seconds. Like, it's one of those laughs. You can't even speak.

[Peyton]

It's sign of laughing.

[Cam]

I'm like, like.

[Peyton]

And I said, I have bad friends. No one ever asked if I was okay.

[Cam]

No one said.

[Peyton]

No one. Nobody.

[Cam]

As soon as we got the ability to talk, we just started making fun of him. Yeah, we literally, like, you broke back. Like, it was.

[Peyton]

I literally have tears in my eyes.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

[Peyton]

Let's go play this game. Let's do it. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. You know what?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I say this time and time again. When I started the podcast, it was very hard, right?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

It seemed like every day there was a new problem. You know what one of the biggest problems we had?

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

Selling merchandise.

[Cam]

My God.

[Peyton]

We were the POS system.

[Cam]

We were the fulfillment center, the email guy.

[Peyton]

We were customer service. We were packaging, shipping orders. It was the worst, Cam. Now that I'm saying it, it's giving me gooseies. And you know what I've learned, Cam?

[Cam]

Talk to me.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

To brands that are just getting started.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

You should know podcast me and Cam.

[Peyton]

Are going to be answering riddles. Each time you get a question wrong, you get a shock to the arm.

[Cam]

Whoever has the most water in their bottle at the end is the winner.

[Peyton]

Cam, I'm so nervous, brother.

[Cam]

No, I am, too. It's gonna be bad.

[Peyton]

I'll go first.

[Cam]

You're going for.

[Peyton]

Oh, God. All right. I've never done this on the forum. A bunch of our friends have. But I haven't done it.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

What are you putting it on? Don't do.

[Cam]

We're doing 10.

[Peyton]

Please.

[Cam]

We're doing 10.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

We're doing 10.

[Peyton]

All right, here we go. Here we go. Don't make them hard. Here we go.

[Cam]

Relax. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Can I take a little sip? Out. Because it's already kind of leaking.

[Cam]

Take a sip.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Cam]

I'm also nervous you're decreasing your chances of winning.

[Peyton]

Is this unsafe? Electricity near water?

[Cam]

No, very safe.

[Peyton]

C.J. gave me the look. I don't know.

[Cam]

Now, if you want a tub, that would be different.

[Peyton]

Don't try that at home. Here we go, kids.

[Cam]

Here we go. Here we go. What can you hold without touching it at all?

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

What can you hold without touching it at all?

[Peyton]

What can you hold without touching it at all? At all? Hold without touching it?

[Cam]

Stop looking at the choir for help.

[Peyton]

A baby. Because you could put it on your chest like a kangaroo pouch.

[Cam]

Don't shock me. Go take a sip. Go pick your bottle up.

[Peyton]

Cam, we can't do 20.

[Cam]

We can't do 20 to 10. You were on 6.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. You can't go to 10. You genly can't. It's. It's impossible.

[Cam]

You can't go to 6.

[Peyton]

You cannot go to 10.

[Cam]

Okay. Oh, Ken.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know this arm's gonna work anymore.

[Cam]

Yes, it is. No. Boy, strap up.

[Peyton]

Okay. Don't go to 10.

[Cam]

I won't go to 10.

[Peyton]

Don't even go to six, bro.

[Cam]

Okay, I was gonna say you weren't even gore. Was that on six?

[Peyton]

Go to like three.

[Cam]

I'm going to six.

[Peyton]

No, no, it can't. I'm not like no podcast. It can't. It can't. Okay? There's not gonna be a game.

[Cam]

Half of your bottles gone.

[Peyton]

I'm doing one of these. This ain't no. This ain't no good joke.

[Cam]

Put two. I'm going to three.

[Peyton]

Put two.

[Cam]

Put two pads on.

[Peyton]

Play with me.

[Cam]

Put two pads on.

[Peyton]

Me going second.

[Cam]

Put two pads on.

[Peyton]

You gotta go to like three, bro. It's not.

[Cam]

I wanna. I actually want to see if.

[Peyton]

No, you're not.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna test monkey.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Kim's tripping right now, dog.

[Cam]

I was trying to see.

[Peyton]

You're tripping. You know I'm a vindictive. Once I get this on, you're cooked.

[Cam]

Exactly. That's. So stop playing. Don't go. Don't go past three. He's gonna put that. He's gonna fireball.

[Peyton]

You're gonna jailbreak it.

[Cam]

Put it to 14.

[Peyton]

You don't feel six. I think genuinely one is fine. I think genuinely one is fine. I think genuinely one is fine, bro. I think one is fine. Rob, you get your. Or you try it.

[Cam]

Okay. I wouldn't hold the other one. Your finger's gonna get a little sparkly. Okay.

[Peyton]

Robbie, suck the back of my.

[Cam]

The answer was your breath, not a baby. You hold your breath without touching it at all. Here we go.

[Peyton]

I should have done that on the plane.

[Cam]

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?

[Peyton]

Purple. Wait, no, that's not my answer. If you turn a red stone into a blue sea, what is it?

[Cam]

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become? Come on.

[Peyton]

Can I get a warm up, bro?

[Cam]

Let's give you some incentive. That's Point five.

[Peyton]

Here we go.

[Cam]

Okay, that's level one.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become?

[Peyton]

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea. Did anybody pass art in elementary? What are those two colors make? Purple. Purple. Right. Per.

[Cam]

Your final answer is per. Yeah, go ahead and take a sit.

[Peyton]

Here you go.

[Cam]

See, you're back at six. I told you not to touch it. I told you not to touch it.

[Peyton]

This one's dead.

[Cam]

It's dead.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was only that one that worked, I guess.

[Cam]

Oh, okay. Ah. Ah.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh. Still on. Sorry.

[Peyton]

It's off.

[Cam]

It's off. Go, go. It's off.

[Peyton]

I'm all wet.

[Cam]

You only have two more questions. Oh, yeah? Not the first time you've been wet.

[Peyton]

Okay, turn it off.

[Cam]

It's off. It's off. It's off.

[Peyton]

Like fully off the device. It's off. Okay. Holy.

[Cam]

No, that bitch looks like a raisin.

[Peyton]

Holy. This hurts like. This ain't even.

[Cam]

Like you might be putting it on your. On your sanctum sanctuary.

[Peyton]

Where's the safer place?

[Cam]

You might be putting it on your vagus nerve. Yeah, put it on. Put on that old second forearm, but yeah, you're probably. You're probably hitting like in here. You're probably hitting internals. Yeah, put it on that old slab of meat. Put on that ham hock.

[Peyton]

Holy. Boys.

[Cam]

Okay, you only got two more. You're over two, dude. First of all, question was wet. If you throw a rock in a water, it becomes wet. Your got caught up on the colors, you say?

[Peyton]

Oh, perp.

[Cam]

Perp answers wet.

[Peyton]

Okay, here we go. See, dude, I'm. I'm literally. I was supposed to go eat after this. I'm drinking sweat.

[Cam]

Here we go, third question.

[Peyton]

All right, here we go.

[Cam]

What all. What's always coming but never arrives?

[Peyton]

I mean, me in the bedroom, brother. I like. I'll feel like I'm right there. I'll lose it. I mean, that just gone. Like.

[Cam]

Where'd it go?

[Peyton]

It was just. I just felt you.

[Cam]

Hey, I wasn't ready. One is always coming but never arrives.

[Peyton]

Pain harden.

[Cam]

Stop it.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

What is. Somebody's coming right now. What is always coming but never arrives?

[Peyton]

What is always coming but never arrives? What is always coming but it never arrives? Give me a hint. I deserve one.

[Cam]

Give me a hint now. I deserve it. It's not a tangible thing. You cannot hold. It can't be bought, purchased.

[Peyton]

What is coming but it never arrives?

[Cam]

Yeah, it's not a physical.

[Peyton]

So it's an imagination.

[Cam]

Sure, bro.

[Peyton]

These Are hard.

[Cam]

The. I.

[Peyton]

What are the.

[Cam]

I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't know. What is it?

[Cam]

Think for a little bit. Okay. I'll give you one more hand. What do you think I've been doing here? Now you're getting shocked, Frankenstein. Think of. Think of days is the biggest hint.

[Peyton]

I give days what's coming but never arrives. Oh, like the 29th of February.

[Cam]

That is a 29th of February. First off. That literally. That comes once every four years. That comes once every 4 years. It's called a leap year, idiot. So it does come. This has never comes. Get ready to drink. I'm going in three.

[Peyton]

I thought one myth, two. I don't. I don't believe four years. There's that one.

[Cam]

Five, six, seven. As soon as you complete the drink, you're done. Your bottle is hurts, dog.

[Peyton]

This is.

[Cam]

You're gonna have erectile dysfunction in my arm, dude.

[Peyton]

All right, here we go. I'll go two on this one.

[Cam]

Oh, you're a madman.

[Peyton]

You can see my arms, like, getting red.

[Cam]

Oh, God. What the.

[Peyton]

Here we go.

[Cam]

Okay, last one. I literally asked, what are riddles I could ask a fifth grader. That's. That's my Google search.

[Peyton]

Nobody in the back has gotten any of these right.

[Cam]

Literally heard three of them. Go to my tomorrow. No, the answer was tomorrow.

[Peyton]

Oh, was it?

[Cam]

Yeah. Always coming. Nevers here. Never arrives Tomorrow.

[Peyton]

Tomorrow arrived.

[Cam]

No, it doesn't. Because the second you hit the next day. Tomorrow's the next day, you dumb sack of geese.

[Peyton]

That was oddly specific. And that's all about perception.

[Cam]

That's not about perception.

[Peyton]

Yes, because technically, it's always tomorrow.

[Cam]

What does that mean?

[Peyton]

It's always tomorrow. If you think about it, it's never once been tomorrow. It's. It's yesterday's tomorrow.

[Cam]

You will never.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

And it's.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Go, Peter.

[Cam]

Go, Peter. You took a sniff of that frog, didn't you? Yeah, you licked the toad. Fourth and final. You're 0 for 3 with a crumped water bottle. Here we go. Matter of fact, I'm gonna give you a question that is literally 50. 50.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

It is 50. 50.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

For your final question.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

What color is the X in FedEx?

[Peyton]

Oh, you. Oh, you. Oh, you got two answers. I got two answers. Now it's either purple or orange. All right, orange.

[Cam]

It is Orange. Thank God it's orange.

[Peyton]

You're done.

[Cam]

Okay, you're done. I wanted you to say purple, so.

[Peyton]

Dude, I knew it. I knew it. Oh, man. Man.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Peyton]

Okay, so my water bottle is at halfway.

[Cam]

No, it's not. I blow into your bottle. Blow into it.

[Peyton]

Blow on that.

[Cam]

But.

[Peyton]

I mean, that's about a quarter, you know?

[Cam]

You are a tax paying grown man.

[Peyton]

That's about a quarter. I have eight taxes. Allegedly.

[Cam]

Left or right? I'll go right. I'll go right.

[Peyton]

Holy. I'm drenched wet.

[Cam]

Hey, no, seriously, like, I love you and I know you're vindictive as I never went above six.

[Peyton]

Okay, give me this. All right. And I want y' all to see the degree of questions.

[Cam]

I'll tell you something.

[Peyton]

All right? Just to test if you can feel it.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's on.

[Peyton]

Okay. All right.

[Cam]

Oh, wow.

[Peyton]

Now, Cam, are you ready for your riddles? I am.

[Cam]

Do I get my honorary complimentary swig as well? Actually, I don't want to. That'll make me further my chances of losing.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Oh, God.

[Cam]

There's a lot of floaties in this water. Take a courtesy sip on already.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. It's placebo. It's placebo.

[Cam]

It's placebo.

[Peyton]

Here we go. All right.

[Cam]

No. This sending electrical shockwave currents.

[Peyton]

On. Here we go. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

[Cam]

What the. I was about to say what the question. What am I? I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Yeah, you my friend or razor?

[Peyton]

Take a sip.

[Cam]

No way. What's the answer?

[Peyton]

A barber. One, two, three. We're at level one. We're at level two. We're at level three.

[Cam]

We're level four. Four at six.

[Peyton]

Five.

[Allie Jackson]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

It's stuck. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Six.

[Cam]

I know. It's literally stuck. It's literally. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Come on, fourth camera. Give me some love.

[Cam]

Let's try Strat. That was a lot. That was a lock jaw. Holy. It's like a bear trap.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Cam's got a vise grip on his thing.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, I got a vise grip. A couple spots.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Oh.

[Cam]

How'S it going, sire? Please, sire. No.

[Peyton]

The more there is, the less you see.

[Cam]

What? The more the darkness.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

[Cam]

You don't. You don't double Dutch me.

[Peyton]

Oh, okay. Clap it up for Cam. You got it right.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Yeah. You can't. You cannot with me in the cerebral games.

[Peyton]

All right. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Remove my first letter and I'm even. Remove my last and I'm odd. What am I through the mic?

[Cam]

Okay, Rel, you turned it on.

[Peyton]

I did not.

[Cam]

Dude, this Placebo is a mother.

[Peyton]

Move my first letter and I'm even. Remove my last, and I'm odd. What am I?

[Cam]

Remove my first letter, I'm even.

[Peyton]

10, 9.

[Cam]

You didn't get a time limit. Purple answer.

[Peyton]

How was.

[Cam]

Two of your answers were purple. How does that happen? First is even. Second's odd. Numbers. Primes. 2, 4, 6, 1, 3, 5. One more time.

[Peyton]

Final Remove my first letter, and I'm even. Remove my last, and I'm odd.

[Cam]

First letter, I'm even.

[Peyton]

What is it, Cam? Going to the mic. Final guess. L. And that would be wrong. The answer is seven. 1, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. You're good. You're good.

[Cam]

Level was that. What the hell was that? You switched the settings. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dude, you like the first click? I was.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my.

[Peyton]

I think that's what you put on mine. The first one, bro.

[Cam]

Oh, this might be a game, fellas.

[Peyton]

All right. How many more do I have?

[Cam]

One.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Oh, all right.

[Cam]

Wait. The answer was seven.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I didn't understand it, so I asked.

[Cam]

S E V. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Yeah, here we go.

[Cam]

Off the end. Seve.

[Peyton]

I'm not alive yet. I grow. No, I don't want to do that one. My mind if it's all my alive. Here we go.

[Cam]

He's alive.

[Peyton]

Okay. I have branches, but no fruit trunk or leaves. What I am I.

[Cam]

Final answer, Steve Government.

[Peyton]

That would be wrong. The answer was a bank.

[Cam]

Your ancestors.

[Peyton]

2, 3, 5, 6.

[Cam]

You cheater.

[Peyton]

Oh, my.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I literally could not grip that.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Show your water bottle, you cheating, conniving son of a.

[Peyton]

Round of applause for Baylor. Thank you. Thank you.

[Cam]

Thank you.

[Peyton]

Compare the water bottles. Here we go.

[Cam]

You're a. You're a cheating man. God doesn't like dishonesty. Oh, my God. What level was that? Be 100. Honest.

[Peyton]

Oh, to the top.

[Cam]

I literally. My fingers were closing. I was like, dad.

[Peyton]

Oh. Round of applause for closed camp.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No stretching. Yeah. No, no. It literally took me some recovery. It was bad.

[Cam]

It feels like you did an easy bar, and I just. I just went to town.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my knuckles are popping. All right.

[Peyton]

How was a great episode, Cam? Get us cheater.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. You cheater. Appreciate each and every single one of you. Come Back to episode 186 of the you should know podcast. We absolutely love you. Make sure you check that first link in the description below. It is the Patreon. It is the golden place. It is the final Destination. It is the best and only place where you can become a Koala member, either Cub, prime or Royalty. But the community is fantastic. The amount of exclusive content is never ending. We absolutely love all of our patrons and we put out a ton of stuff every single week. Make sure you go check that out first. Link in the description. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's secret code. S, P, M. Oh, oh. Sbm. Sbm. B as in boy. Sbm. B for boy. Not so. What was it? Sbm.

[Peyton]

Somebody's mom. That was. That was a Super Bowl Mom.

[Cam]

Spitball Maniac.

[Peyton]

Spitball Maniac.

[Cam]

Sbm. Leave it everywhere. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma.

[Peyton]

We love you so much. Remember, 1 out of 10 wall bears don't make it over to Christmas, and we will see you next time.

[Cam]

My bottom of my shoe is disgusting.

[Peyton]

Let me see.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Bye.

[Cam]

Goodbye, y'. All.

[Allie Jackson]

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