THE EXTREME BABYSITTING CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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Episode Overview

Episode Title: THE EXTREME BABYSITTING CHALLENGE!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron "Cam" Kennedy
Date: August 10, 2026
Podcast: You Should Know Podcast (Wood Elf Media)

In this high-energy episode (#229), Peyton and Cam reunite after separate trips—Peyton to Minneapolis for SummerSlam and Cam to small-town Oklahoma—for a classic round of hilarious storytelling, banter, and lighthearted debate. Highlights include disastrous movie theater experiences, an unfiltered relationship moment, regional oddities, the titular "Extreme Babysitting Challenge," and signature deep-dives into everyday logic. Expect friendly roast battles, oversharing, and plenty of “best friend” energy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reunited After Separate Adventures (03:25–08:00)

• Hosts catch up after over a week apart. Peyton has been in Minneapolis for WWE SummerSlam and visits the Mall of America; Cam spent time in Tahlequah, Oklahoma.
• Peyton’s Mall of America Review: Describes the mall as "outdated" and repetitive—“I saw three of the same hot sauce places” (07:31, Peyton).

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2. Disastrous Movie Theater Tales (08:00–22:00)

Peyton’s ‘Spider Man: Brand New Day’ Experience

• Peyton’s quest for the perfect viewing leads him to the Mall of America theater— which he calls "the most ghetto movie theater ever" (08:41, Peyton).
• Peyton faces talkative moviegoers and has an awkward confrontation:
  • Memorable moment: “So I grabbed this foot … and I go, hey, shut the up. It was my first time telling a stranger to shut the up” (14:22, Peyton).

Cam’s Spider-Man Screening: The Car Fire Incident

• Cam's packed theater is interrupted when the movie is paused due to a car catching fire in the parking lot (16:00–20:30).
  • "Mind you, it's been like five to eight minutes. Lights on movie. I've never seen that” (20:00, Cam).
• Cam expresses how “movie theater culture is becoming a thing,” but both hosts admit they’re over the public experience (21:37, Cam).

Notable Quote (on theater chaos):
Peyton: "People are talking, ad libbing…shut...This isn't like, I get it if we're watching 21 Jump street…This is God Peak Cinema.” (21:13)

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3. Minneapolis & Relationship Overshare (24:08–30:00)

• Peyton recounts several "unique" Minneapolis encounters, including seeing someone dressed as a cat.
• Most revealing moment: Peyton describes nearly breaking up with his girlfriend Sarah after she enthusiastically described a man in yoga pants’ bulge:
  • “Her eyes got so big...She’s like, the biggest...I mean, the huge, massive...” (26:47, Peyton).
• Adds comic relief with his father's advice: “You just compared it to yours, man.” (28:10, Peyton)

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4. Philosophical Tangents (30:22–37:29)

• Peyton poses a “deep” question about whether the world gets heavier as humanity builds more buildings (30:57).
  • Cam dismisses the idea, highlighting conservation of matter: "Matter cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything that we have..." (35:10, Cam).
• The discussion devolves into playful, pseudo-scientific banter.

Notable Quote:
Cam: “That’s a good question if you believe in Santa, your favorite snack’s a lollipop and your free time is riding your razor scooter.” (31:42)

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5. Oklahoma: Wal-Mart and Chili’s Oddities (38:41–45:12)

• Cam’s trip to Tahlequah, OK features a “Walmart of horrors” and multiple awkward fan encounters at a Chili’s.
  • "Saw a person being dragged by their dog...handshake to a man...[with] the dirtiest hand I have ever seen." (39:10–40:15, Cam)
• Repeated requests for fan photos and being confused for someone named "Jackson":
  • "How’s Jackson?" (43:07, Cam, quoting a local)

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6. ‘Extreme Babysitting Challenge’ (68:07–80:45)

• Peyton boasts he could be a better babysitter than Cam for his two young kids (“two under two”). Cam quizzes Peyton with escalating “babysitting crisis” scenarios, exposing Peyton’s utter lack of childcare knowledge.
  • “Babysitting two kids is the same as babysitting one...the other kid, all he does is scream and have his eyes open." (68:52, Peyton)
  • Scenario: What would you feed Cam’s 1-year-old and infant? Peyton: “Blueberries” for both, tries to give almond milk to the baby.
  • Hilarious mishaps: Wanting to keep the toddler in a “playpen,” telling him “sit, stay,” and treating children much like dogs.

Memorable Exchange (72:19):
Peyton: “I’d pick him up out of the water, put him on the floor, and go: ‘Sit. Stay there.’”
Cam: “You just said ‘stay, sit, good boy’—like he’s a poodle.”

Recurring Theme: Peyton’s solutions to crisis moments repeatedly involve “ignoring” the baby or treating kids as pets, leading Cam to (jokingly) revoke Peyton’s babysitting qualifications.

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7. Idiosyncratic Habits & Tech Roasts (51:06–58:56)

• Cam roasts Peyton’s phone organization (or lack thereof).
  • “You have the most disgusting phone setup I have ever seen in my life.” (51:43, Cam)
  • Peyton’s app organization includes SoundCloud, Roblox, Southwest Airlines, and sharing a Sephora account with his mom.

Notable Moments

• Cam’s horror at Peyton’s lack of weather awareness: “You still have Cupertino on your weather...Grow up and put Dallas.” (52:13)
• Peyton is unfazed: “I don’t take my phone that serious, bro.” (57:48)

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8. The Great Fruit/Meat Debate (62:07–67:17)

• Cam describes his aversion to eating fruit with “skin, strings, stems”, preferring to eat meat fat over “imperfections” in fruit.
• Peyton is baffled: “I think you’re becoming undiagnosed.” (64:37)
• Cam’s contrarian take: “Fruit is a delicate, beautiful thing...I don’t want all the imperfections.” (65:17)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• Peyton (Movie Theater): “So I grabbed this foot … hey, shut the up.” (14:22)
• Cam (Car Fire at Movie): “A car blew up in the middle of my Spider man viewing experience.” (18:47)
• Peyton (Relationship Overshare): “She was like, babe, it was the biggest...” (27:07)
• Cam (Pseudo-philosophy): “Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.” (35:10)
• Cam (Fan Mistaken Identity): "How’s Jackson?" (43:07)
• Peyton (Babysitting): "Sit, stay, good boy." (72:20)
• Cam (Phone Roasting): “You have SoundCloud downloaded and fully operational, yet Google Calendar is offloaded...” (53:21)
• Cam (Fruit Aversion): “I would chew on an endless gristle piece of fat till I die before I eat a stem off a blueberry...” (63:27)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------|:-------------:| | Opening banter, Mall of America | 03:25–08:00 | | Spider-Man movie theater disasters | 08:00–22:00 | | Minneapolis stories & relationship moment | 24:08–30:00 | | “Does the world get heavier?” tangent | 30:22–37:29 | | Cam’s Oklahoma trip/wild Walmart/Chili’s | 38:41–45:12 | | Extreme Babysitting Challenge (main segment) | 68:07–80:45 | | Peyton’s phone roast | 51:06–58:56 | | Fruit/Meat texture debate | 62:07–67:17 |

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Episode Tone & Style

• Language: Casual, irreverent, sometimes explicit
• Tone: Affectionately combative; self-deprecating; over-the-top analogies; plenty of inside jokes
• Atmosphere: Like listening in on two best friends arguing and oversharing in a living room

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Summary

This episode is a chaotic, endlessly entertaining showcase of everything fans love about You Should Know: personal disasters, offbeat observations, and constant friendly roasting. From disastrous movie theater experiences to questionable childcare strategies, listeners are treated to the duo’s unique logic, vivid storytelling, and trademark banter.

Whether it’s Peyton physically confronting a moviegoer, a Minneapolis relationship overshare, Cam surviving small-town Oklahoma, or the laugh-out-loud “babysitting challenge,” the stories flow seamlessly, packed with quotable moments and eye-roll-worthy logic.

The parenting quiz is the highlight: Peyton, confidently inept, proposes treating children like obedient dogs and feeding infants blueberries, while Cam howls in disbelief. Add a roast of Peyton’s phone habits and a debate on fruit skin versus steak fat, and you get a podcast episode that feels like spending an hour with your oldest, weirdest friends.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you haven’t listened to the full episode, expect:

• High-energy, free-association storytelling
• Hilariously low-stakes “debates” on food, technology, and life’s unanswerable questions
• A signature blend of confessional honesty and self-aware absurdity
• Moments that jump from the relatable to the surreal, always with a wink

Highlight:
Come for the “Extreme Babysitting Challenge,” stay for the infectious laughter and irrepressible friendship.

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Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Venmo stash bundle terms and exclusions apply. See terms at Venmo Me. Venmo checkout not available at all merchants. Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank NA. The you should Know podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the you should know podcast, episode 229. Round of applause, please. Wait, we got Cole's camp.

[Cam]

I was gonna let it rock out because you've been really, really, really trying to get that round of applause back in. And I like that.

[Peyton]

I'm still trying to figure it out because. No, if you want me to be honest, I don't care. I don't. I don't. I'm not. I'm not.

[Cam]

You're a man of the people.

[Peyton]

I'm a man of the people.

[Cam]

You're a man of the people. People of the man.

[Peyton]

I'm the man of the people. But do with the right fist. Show some respect.

[Cam]

Is that a real thing?

[Peyton]

I've never seen it done with the

[Cam]

left, but if someone's a left hander, I think the sentiment's the same.

[Peyton]

If you're left handed, whenever you're doing a pledge of allegiance, you still put your right hand over your heart.

[Cam]

That's because your heart's on the left side of your body, you moron. They're not gonna go, I pledge allegiance to the flag. Are you an idiot?

[Peyton]

Never knew that. I never knew.

[Cam]

No, you shut up. You never knew what?

[Peyton]

I never knew. The reason you do the pledge of Allegiance with your right hand over your heart and not the left is because the hearts on the. On the right, on the left side. I'm having a problem.

[Cam]

It's because you're putting your hand over your heart.

[Peyton]

So why can't we do this? Why can't we do left hand over the heart?

[Cam]

Who wants to look like they're scooping it? Like scoop and tup their when they're saying the pledge of allegiance.

[Peyton]

But would it be a sign of disrespect if I did left hand over my heart?

[Cam]

I think it'd be a sign of weirdness. I think if you literally were like this, they would Just like so something's wrong with that guy. Wrong with him.

[Peyton]

Okay. That's so crazy. I didn't think that.

[Cam]

This is completely different. That's completely different.

[Peyton]

I've never seen, I've never seen someone. Black power with the left fist.

[Cam]

If it's disrespectful with the left, let me know. But I think it's just, I think that's just preference.

[Peyton]

I'm sure there's a manual out there.

[Cam]

Probably is. I need to buy it. I need to buy that book. Who would I get it signed by? Who would I get a black powered book signed by? Current today?

[Peyton]

Dr. Umar.

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no. Dr. Umar hates me. Never, never said a word to me. That guy hates me.

[Peyton]

Me.

[Cam]

So. Yeah, no, that's out the window.

[Peyton]

I would love to have Dr. Umar on the podcast.

[Cam]

Oh, I, I think it'd be fantastic.

[Peyton]

I, I, I would love two minutes.

[Cam]

He'd say that my wife has failed her ancestors. He'd say that I'm, I don't know this. He'd say I am undeserving of all things.

[Peyton]

Of all things. Yeah. Yeah, great.

[Cam]

I'd be like, get up. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, keep going. Sure, I'll go, Mr. Umar. Get him. They like, oh, that's crazy. How much you get paid for your last press tour.

[Peyton]

So here we go. Welcome back to the podcast. We don't know how much of that stayed. Welcome back from commercial break. Dude, Cam, I haven't seen you.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Tickle my cherries. Tickle my cherries. Get straight into it. We both saw something.

[Peyton]

Yes, we both saw Spider Man. Now, before you click off, we are not reviewing Spider Man. We're actually talking about the movie at all. We're gonna do a full breakdown over on our Patreon that comes out this Wednesday. We're going to break down the spoilers and then we're going to like rank the movies, I think.

[Cam]

Yeah. And we're going to do what? We're going to break the ball down.

[Peyton]

It's like not that good. Like, it's not like that big.

[Cam]

You're out of your mind.

[Peyton]

No, it's not that big of a joke for like,

[Cam]

I just like the way I sound when I say that. Yeah, but okay, so we saw Spider Man.

[Peyton]

We saw Spider man separately.

[Cam]

We did.

[Peyton]

Oh, I haven't talked.

[Cam]

Completely different state.

[Peyton]

So I haven't talked to Cam in about a week because I was out of town. I was out of town. You were in town.

[Cam]

I was out of town too. I go don't make it look like I'm just a loser. I was out of town.

[Peyton]

I have a lot to talk to you about. I went to Minneapolis. We have a lot. Oh, I went to. I got so much that happened. I went to SummerSlam.

[Cam]

Okay. You went to Minneapolis. Beautiful, big city.

[Peyton]

There's a.

[Cam]

There's a Mall of America.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You went to a pay per view event. Yeah, I went to Tahlequah, Oklahoma.

[Peyton]

We'll get there and.

[Cam]

Oh, will we get.

[Peyton]

We'll get there in the episode because we have a lot to catch up on. So it's going to be a good podcast. When we disperse them, come back, we don't talk. Can I say I'll talk about this later? Mall of America. A little disappointed.

[Cam]

I knew I would be. I knew it would be. It's too outdated, isn't it?

[Peyton]

It's too outdated. It's too outdated. It's like, I don't need. I don't.

[Cam]

I don't need. I don't need the seventh lid store. That's what I'm saying.

[Peyton]

The. The. The mall is 15 miles long, but there's eight of the same stores.

[Cam]

That's stupid. That's stupid.

[Peyton]

It's dumb. You're taking away the magic.

[Cam]

I don't see a true Mall of America. There should be one of every single retailer.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Think about that. That'd be the greatest mall.

[Peyton]

I saw three. I saw three of the same hot sauce places that sell, like the gag. Like hot sauces that are super expensive. Three of the hot sauce.

[Cam]

They've. Oh, don't tell me. Mall of America is just a big grapevine Mills.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, it's not that bad. No, it's not that bad.

[Cam]

You get a hot sauce. That sniper rifle.

[Peyton]

No, that's not that bad yet.

[Cam]

But.

[Peyton]

So I went to go see Spider Man.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Brand New Day. Now, if you've been watching the podcast for this past month, there's been like a movie like chronicle of me trying to find the perfect movie.

[Cam]

This reason. For this movie.

[Peyton]

For this, for this movie. Like, I bought five movie tickets to different theaters. I ended up going, like, I ended up having to go to Minneapolis. The day that Spider Man Brand New Day released. I was working with a brand at SummerSlam now. I was like, okay, not ideal. I wanted to be at home to watch Brand New Day. Right. I was studying the movie theaters in my area. Yeah.

[Cam]

Putting up shots, taking notes.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I was like, last second audible. Well, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, there's a Mall of America. So I Decided to go watch Spider Man. Brand new day at the Mall of America.

[Cam]

That's aura. I'm not gonna lie. That's like, plus seven.

[Peyton]

It was the most ghetto movie theater ever. It's a ghetto movie theater. There's rips in the leather.

[Cam]

It's disgusting.

[Peyton]

It's gross.

[Cam]

You're lying.

[Peyton]

It's disgusting. It's so nasty.

[Cam]

So even the movie theater's, like, outdated there.

[Peyton]

Yes, yes, yes. Y screens aren't that big. Unless you want to watch it. What the cold.

[Cam]

What screen?

[Peyton]

X. What is that?

[Cam]

Whenever it's.

[Peyton]

The screen is. There's a screen in front of you and then a screens on the walls, on the side of you.

[Cam]

Did you need to stop being so experimental with movies. You need to go to a classic standard showing. I did.

[Peyton]

I did. I'm saying that that was an option for spider.

[Cam]

I thought you just told me you saw Spider Man.

[Peyton]

I mean, you're literally.

[Cam]

You're on a web going through New York on the side.

[Peyton]

So when I'm watching a movie, my head should never go like this. I should never be watching a movie this way.

[Cam]

Shouldn't have to be like this. Babe, babe, look, look, look. It' the main films right there. I'm over here. Oh, look. Oh, God, my adhd.

[Peyton]

So I landed in Minneapolis. American Airlines, the worst airline to ever exist. If you ever see me advertise American Airlines, I've sold my soul now. It's the worst airline ever. Never use it. Like, the fact that, like, that they even chose to use American airlines planes for 911. They didn't even deserve that. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

[Cam]

All right.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So. So I flew in from Dallas to Minneapolis. They lost my luggage. Luggage is gone. And they're like, hey, we'll let you know when we get it there. I'm like, what does that mean?

[Cam]

Absolutely unacceptable.

[Peyton]

We can't find it. And I go, why? They're like, we lost a bunch of bags yesterday. We lost a lot of bags today.

[Cam]

That's.

[Peyton]

That's the explanation I got. So I was originally supposed to go see the noon showing at the Mall of America. Right. I was so pissed off that I missed that movie. I missed it. I didn't go. I bought that ticket, didn't go to it. I was so mad. I was. Cause all my jewelry was in that luggage too. So that's a lot of money that I.

[Cam]

That's a big bag of loose. Yeah, big bag.

[Peyton]

So I'm pissed off. I'm in the room, and Sarah's like, babe, come on. We can go see the 3 o'. Clock. There's a 3 o'? Clock? You'll be fine. Alright. She took me to a bar, I got some drinks, I felt better, right?

[Cam]

Let's say you turned into Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Shut up.

[Peyton]

So we go to the Mall of America, to the worst movie theater ever. And I go, hey, can I buy a 3pm movie ticket to Spider Man? I go in there, right? It is empty. I'm like, thank God. I wanted to be empty. So no one's chit chatting, nobody's on their phone. Like, I want to enjoy Spider man, brand new day the best way I can. Because I care about this movie. I've been waiting five years, right? So I sit down. Now I'm in the second to last top row, right? Which is fine, right?

[Cam]

Not prime.

[Peyton]

Not prime. But I'm back there.

[Cam]

Good.

[Peyton]

But like I said, there's empty. There's only a per. There's only two people on the very bottom row, second row, very bottom. There's only two people down there. And then right before the movie starts, there's a group of like six girls that walk in and they sit exactly next to us. Now I'm like, oh my God.

[Cam]

No, no. And the rest of the theater's open, Open. I would have got it moved.

[Peyton]

I go, oh my God.

[Cam]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

And Sarah looks at me and she goes. And I go, mm. Now I get up and I'm like, we're moving.

[Cam]

Good, good.

[Peyton]

I'm so glad we did. Because the girls recognize me. So I was like, I was like, shut the. Don't talk, you hear?

[Cam]

Hey, are you. No.

[Peyton]

So then I'm like, okay, Sarah, what is the best seat in this theater where we don't get annoyed with people in front of us, beside us? All we can get encapsulated in is the full screen.

[Cam]

It's Tom Holland.

[Peyton]

So I go, let's get in the very front row.

[Cam]

Terrible decision.

[Peyton]

No, I like it.

[Cam]

You need to be that needs that. Disciplinary measures. Terrible.

[Peyton]

So I get to the very front row, right? And I'm in the theater, right? So I'm like, I. Like I'm in the movie.

[Cam]

Oh yeah.

[Peyton]

I'm like, I'm in it.

[Cam]

You could touch the screen.

[Peyton]

I'm an extra in Brand New Day. So I'm sitting now. And now there's a couple behind us.

[Cam]

One.

[Peyton]

One girl, really big and the guy. Like, I'm being honest. Like, I hate you. I hate you. Those two people, I hate them. You. I hate you. And so there's a girl way too big. And then a guy and he had open toed like Jesus sandals on and weird long stringy hair. And so like checked his backpack looking guy. So I didn't like it, but they were fine. They were laying all the way down there. They were reclined, right? And they were laying down. They were. This is the part that kills me. They were quiet the whole previews and trailers. They were silent the whole time. And so I was like, thank God I got a good group. It's gonna be fine. I'm gonna watch Brand New Day.

[Cam]

I swear to God.

[Peyton]

The first scene of Spider Man. Brand new Day. A filibuster starts between them too. Yeah, so no, that's the crazy thing is. And I don't even know why that they were doing this. Yeah, I don't even know why they would think to do that. Too loud. Too like, not like whispering. Full conversation. Now Sarah. Sarah's a ride or die. She knows how much this means to me. She hits a full spina ruski.

[Cam]

Yes, ma'. Am. Yes, ma'.

[Peyton]

Am. She's turned around and I. And then I go. I'm turning around, right? And I. I give him like two or three turnarounds. Cuz at some point you can see this big six, seven turning around, looking at you, right? You see me, dog? They're not.

[Cam]

Two or three is insane.

[Peyton]

They didn't shut up.

[Cam]

No way.

[Peyton]

They didn't shut up.

[Cam]

If you don't have a clipboard and you're on a literal movie critique. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[Peyton]

So the big girl's foot is right by my. Right here. So I'm literally, I'm mad now. So I grabbed this foot. I swear to you, I grab her foot, Peyton. I was mad.

[Cam]

Stephen Harden, you did not grab a stranger's foot.

[Peyton]

Yes. And you know, some big people got low feet, so I got a whole fit.

[Cam]

Like I got.

[Peyton]

I got the whole hoof. It's like Robbie's pants.

[Cam]

It's like, what is it from Dragon Ball? Majin Buu or the. Or something they have. It's like a big body, itty bitty foot.

[Peyton]

And so I'm grabbing her hoof, right?

[Cam]

And it's.

[Peyton]

And I got a full grip on it. And she's. She turns and looks and I go, hey, shut the up. It was my first time telling a stranger to shut the up. Oh my God, you know what she did? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And left.

[Cam]

Oh, you ruined her day.

[Peyton]

Bye.

[Cam]

Concession Stance.

[Peyton]

No, I'm just kidding. That's fine.

[Cam]

It's too much.

[Peyton]

It's a joke.

[Cam]

No, you did not ruin this girl's day.

[Peyton]

Ruin her day. I don't know what the first five minutes of Brand New Day is. I don't know. Still to this day, I don't know.

[Cam]

Five minutes and you ruined her day.

[Peyton]

I didn't tell her to leave. I said shut the up. I grabbed her foot. Yes, I did.

[Cam]

Okay, think about this. You're a girl that's talking a lot. Probably in her own zone. Cause she's talking a lot. And you just feel this. Shut the up.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, that'll spook you to your core.

[Peyton]

Shut up. Wait, you want to know? Okay, it ain't grabber that aggressive. Put your leg up here. They'll see it on the wide camera. Okay, here, put your leg up. Look, put it right here. This is about the. This is about a fair distance, right?

[Cam]

So no that I know they're married in real life though, and it's. It's just beautiful thing. And. And I just. I mean, they work so well on the screen. Hey, shut the upper. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No, that wasn't. She said sorry.

[Cam]

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So my Spider man brand new day was almost ruined because of her.

[Cam]

Holy. Okay, so much from that. The best part about this is I had no clue that you had an experience.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Because my Spider man day was a. The craziest film that I've ever been a part of.

[Peyton]

Wait, what do you mean? Do you liked it?

[Cam]

My Spider. My Spider man on opening day got. The movie got paused. My film was paused. My Spider man movie ceased in the middle of the film and they paused it.

[Peyton]

They paused your movie.

[Cam]

Okay, so we show up, everything's normal.

[Peyton]

Didn't know there was a pause button up there.

[Cam]

I didn't know.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

This is a DVD player. Back to last week. What are you doing up there? Just Blu Ray, literally. We sit down. Packed theater packed.

[Peyton]

Oh, it sucks. I hate that.

[Cam]

No, we're opposite. I like being immersed in the crowd.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Now, I used to comes with some chitter chatter.

[Peyton]

Too much chitter chatter.

[Cam]

But I don't mind it because when the funny parts hit, they're even more funny.

[Peyton]

I can laugh on my own. I don't need you to laugh. I can laugh. I know it's funny.

[Cam]

Honest to God. I honestly feel like if you were in an empty theater at a comedy movie, you wouldn't laugh once oh, it's funny. Oh, that's so funny.

[Peyton]

But that's me laughing.

[Cam]

Anyway, we.

[Peyton]

I mean, whole experience.

[Cam]

I had two hot dogs.

[Peyton]

Yeah, of course you did.

[Cam]

Two hot dogs, extra large popcorn. Go ahead and layer that butter.

[Peyton]

Big. Someone grabbed your foot. Oh, yeah. God.

[Cam]

But we're.

[Peyton]

We're.

[Cam]

We're loving it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Previews.

[Peyton]

Boom.

[Cam]

Movie starts. Great movie again. We'll talk about it on Patreon. Go check over there. We're watching this movie, and I. You not. I'm not going to spoil it, but there's a part I could tell you,

[Peyton]

but it's just say in the middle.

[Cam]

It's a conversational moment.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

It's not a high, like, action moment. Conversational piece. And I swear to God.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Ned is talking, and he literally is like, oh, yeah. I just didn't even know that. The whole screen freezes. Everyone in the theater went. And I'm not gonna lie. This sucks. This is kind of about being an American. I have PTSD at this exact moment.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You're like, oh, something's happening.

[Cam]

Yeah, the lights come on. No, the light. They turn the lights on in the movie.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. I'm out of it now.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, my heart. I'm at 190B.

[Peyton]

Regardless of being scared or something, I'm. My viewing experience is r. It's ruined.

[Cam]

Completely ruined.

[Peyton]

My eyes can't go from dark to light. And then we'll go back to dark. I can't. Vampire

[Cam]

turn into a werewolf.

[Peyton]

Yeah. My popcorn looks nasty. I see crumbs all myself.

[Cam]

Oh, I was filled with crumbs, bro. There's a small piece of hot dog, too, on my lap. I don't know how that got there. I literally said, oh, but. So we're sitting there. Okay. I've never been a part of a movie theater. Paused.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The lights come on, and then two staff members come out. And I said, oh, dude, it's happening. I said, where's the eg? Just tell them where they exited. And I you. Not word for word. If you were part of this movie, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Is there an owner of a black Jeep Grand Cherokee? Probably looks like a 2022 model?

[Peyton]

Someone got a toad.

[Cam]

If you're in here, we're gonna need you to come out to the parking lot. There's been a fire. Someone's car caught on fire. You know, a car blew up in the middle of my Spider man viewing experience. So then they've already. We're the very last theater.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

They've Already cleared every other theater. Apparently. They go, we've cleared every other theater. We believe the owner of the vehicle's in here. We're gonna ask you to stand up. It turned into a cease and assist. They're patting people down looking for car keys. I literally said, don't touch me. I said, do not touch me. I drive a Suburban.

[Peyton]

You ought to stand up in the middle of Spider man with the lights on.

[Cam]

It's this bright.

[Peyton]

Because a car blew up.

[Cam]

I was in a movie theater this bright. A vehicle blew up.

[Peyton]

No shot.

[Cam]

And I swear to God. Then they go. So they're looking around, and then. No one in our theater either.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

First off, you're gonna search me. I'm not seven years old. It's not my.

[Peyton]

Are you a cop? Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like, let me think. Not my car. Next person. So they clear our theater. No. No one has this Jeep.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So the guy literally goes, okay. Sorry about that. Mind you, it's been like five to eight minutes.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Lights on movie. I've never seen that.

[Peyton]

I still see Ned's face.

[Cam]

He's like this. I swear to God, I should have took a picture of it, bro. And he walks to the bottom. His little associate walks with him. He turns around and goes, all right, well, if you have the black Jeep, Grand Cherokee, we'll be outside. Fire department's on the way. He's like doubling down on it. And then he goes, enjoy your film. And then instantly the lights cut down. Movie starts, some people still standing up, people still talking.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, there's a fire.

[Cam]

They cut the movie right back on.

[Peyton]

No, you gotta at least rewind four minutes.

[Cam]

So you gotta, like, you gotta. You can pause, you can rewind. I forgot what we're talking about. Really? Opening day.

[Peyton]

That sucks, bro. Dude, no, no, no. Can I. I'm so glad people are going back to the movie theaters and, like, the movie theater culture's becoming a thing. I'm. I. I'm above it now.

[Cam]

Like. Like, that's.

[Peyton]

I. I hate to be that guy. I can't, like. I can't deal with that. I care about cinema and film.

[Cam]

I love cinema.

[Peyton]

I care about it too much. I go. I went to the private movie theaters where they serve you dinner, and it's supposed to be uppity up class. I'm taking pictures, selfies with a flash with the workers. Have some professionalism, some decency. God, Tubby is talking the whole five minutes. At a regular theater. I'm sitting on ripped leather. People are talking ad libbing. I mean, like, shut. This isn't like, I get it if we're watching 21 Jump street, like, Ad Lib with the jokes. We don't care if you talk. This is God Peak Cinema.

[Cam]

Yeah, this is.

[Peyton]

This is MC Dude. We'll give the full review of the movie on our Patreon. Excited boilers and stuff.

[Cam]

But dude, I mean, just tried to. Tragic experiences.

[Peyton]

That's. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm gonna go back, though. I'm gonna go back and watch it any.

[Cam]

And watch it again.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm gonna watch it two or three more times. It's such a good movie. But I'm gonna. I was telling you this before the movie came out. Any big theatrical release. Now I'm just renting out the movie theater. And I know that might sound like elitist or whatever, saying, cool, whatever. I don't care. Don't care.

[Cam]

But, like, just think of it as me buying the movie but for like $400.

[Peyton]

Right? But, like, I can. I'll bring friends and stuff. Only the friends I know act right. Like, oh, yeah, like, Robbie's not going. Robbie cannot come. Rip K Robs.

[Cam]

Not Absolutely not invited that.

[Peyton]

He's gonna go, yeah, boys.

[Cam]

I'm not gonna lie. What the is he doing in that suit? What's he doing, man? How does he have that even? What is going on?

[Peyton]

You mean. You mean to tell me that's Tom Holland running up that building? That's the fakest I've ever seen.

[Cam]

I mean, he's literally got about four stunt doubles. You can tell by the calf muscle on that one. You know, it probably. Probably took Ajax 82 millimeter film to make that something.

[Peyton]

I got that same camera. It's Netflix approved.

[Cam]

He goes. All I had to do is tweak a couple settings.

[Peyton]

He goes. It's so crazy. Never mind. I could go on about Garo. Dude. K Rob. All right, the you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Quo. Let me tell you, running a business means you're always reachable until you're not. Come on now. And that moment you miss the call, that text, that follow up, a competitor is the one that picks it up. That's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo, spelled Q U O. The business phone system. Built so you never miss an opportunity. Quo is the number one rated business phone system on G2, trusted by over 90,000 businesses. That's a thousand more than 89,000 who rely on it to stay reachable and look professional every single day. Set it up in minutes on any device. Keep your existing number and add teammates as you grow. No, it's no hassle. Quo's built in AI agent handles after hour calls too. Come on now. So that money is making. Even whenever you're making sleepy time, money is on the line. Always say hello with Quo. Try quo for free. Plus get 20% off your first six months when you go to quo.com ysk that's Q U-comm/ysk. Now on to the rest of this episode, the you should know podcast. Dude. So, yes, I went to.

[Cam]

How was your weekend?

[Peyton]

It was.

[Cam]

I cannot wait to hear about it.

[Peyton]

I spent five days in Minnesota. Never thought I would say that. And I'll never do it again. Minnesota is actually really nice. I was surprised. Surprise. A lot of. A lot of. A lot of strange creatures. I saw somebody dressed up as a cat.

[Cam]

That wasn't a convention.

[Peyton]

No, it was. They're just walking around the street, living their furry dreams.

[Cam]

Love it for him.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Hung out with a lot of Superstars. WWE Superstars. We ended up staying at the same hotel. It was really fun. But I'll give a WWE SummerSlam review too, over on Patreon. Yeah, join the patreon.

[Cam]

I'm not 100% sure. You just spoke English. You said, I'll even tell you.

[Peyton]

I'll give you a WWE SummerSlam review over on Patreon. Because I was there, third row. If you go watch the replay, you'll see me night two. The whole time.

[Cam]

But

[Peyton]

I almost broke up with Sarah whenever I went to SummerSlam.

[Cam]

No, no, you didn't.

[Peyton]

Yes, I almost broke up with my girlfriend when I went to Minneapolis.

[Cam]

What in the hell happened? No, no, no, no. So I'm locking in.

[Peyton]

So we were in Minneapolis for SummerSlam. Me and Sarah were driving through downtown. We were in the back of an Uber. Now there's a lot of weird people in Minneapolis.

[Cam]

Just the name Minneapolis gives.

[Peyton]

Like, I.

[Cam]

If I feel like I'm gonna see weirdos.

[Peyton]

Yeah, no, it's strange. Like, it's a. It's a weird city. I can't tell if everybody's like a homoerotic or thugs.

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Or like a mix of two. Which is fine. Both of them. But I couldn't tell. I'd like to at least know. Right.

[Cam]

So you can't. You can't prepare for.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You know, you can't study for it.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no. You can.

[Cam]

It's a. It is a blind test.

[Peyton]

It was so, like, what I do love about it's A melting pot of people. You get everything. There you go.

[Cam]

Everything.

[Peyton]

Everything. So we were in the back of an Uber driving through downtown. Now there's a lot of people outside, right? A lot of homeless people, a lot of gang members, a lot of people dressed up as cats. Like, it was a lot of strange. We were saying. Now I was on my phone, right? Like emailing or do. Doing something. Sarah was looking out the window. We were driving past a group of people downtown. And Sarah goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God, babe. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

You see that?

[Peyton]

And I go, what the. What? What? See what? She goes, did you see that guy? And I go, what guy? She goes, babe, there was a guy and he was wearing yoga pants. Nothing but yoga pants. And I was like, okay. She was like, but they were like, super tight. And I go, okay. And she goes, babe. And I go, what? And she goes. I swear to God, she goes. And he turned around and he had the biggest.

[Cam]

No, you can't say. You can't say that. What the.

[Peyton]

Her eyes got so big.

[Cam]

It was just.

[Peyton]

You're giving me ptsd. It's exactly how she looked. She did the hands, too. She's like, the biggest. I mean, the huge, massive bit. Huge.

[Cam]

Huge, Huge.

[Peyton]

I was like,

[Cam]

shut up.

[Peyton]

She go. And then I go. As she was saying her sixth huge.

[Cam]

I said.

[Peyton]

And then she went.

[Cam]

She went, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

I didn't mean huge. I meant like. Like really noticeable.

[Cam]

I'm running out of oxygen. And then I was like, no, there's no. There's no way.

[Peyton]

I said, sarah, have you lost your mind? You can't say that to me.

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Like, I've never seen your eyes get that big. Like, she looked at me like. Like she just. Like. She was like, babe, it was the biggest.

[Cam]

Huge. Huge. Huge. It was huge. She started going cross eyed.

[Peyton]

I called my dad. What? I called my dad. I said, dad, what do I do about this?

[Cam]

What do you say?

[Peyton]

He said, man. I mean, I was like. He said something like, oh. Oh, man. You just compared it to yours, man.

[Cam]

She goes, it was huge.

[Peyton]

Shoot. And then. So I went to go find. I turned around and look, it's just that big.

[Cam]

Oh, dude. Oh, God bless you.

[Peyton]

I mean, I'm just kidding, but yeah.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, dude, I need. I need a second. I'm not. Okay?

[Peyton]

And that story literally is not exaggerated at all. If she was here right now, she'd be doing that.

[Cam]

Oh, you're a better man than me now. See what I would have done in that car?

[Peyton]

Liv goes, babe, this huge, huge, huge, massive, like the biggest bulge I've ever seen. Okay.

[Cam]

Like, oh my gosh. Is the biggest, juiciest, fattest, most perfect. Could take a nibble and it's still there. I'm talking moving hits trailer, dragging a wagon and that a blind man could follow. And I want to grab. Oh, did you see her? Juicy Olivia. Keep driving, Craig. That's what I would have done. Immediate taste of your own medicine.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that was, that was a lot happened this weekend, but that was like the most. Like that is because she meant it too. It wasn't like she was joking with me.

[Cam]

She meant it. I know Sarah. She definitely meant it. She didn't realize in the moment that the repercussions.

[Peyton]

Cuz she. That's when she caught herself. She goes, no, no, it was just really noticeable.

[Cam]

She goes. Like it was, it was, it was ginormous. But like not for me. It just like it was out and like, like it was there.

[Peyton]

She goes, no one likes the big ones anyway. No one likes.

[Cam]

She goes, babe, yours is just right. Babe, you're just perfect boyfriend size. I. I swear.

[Peyton]

See, I also got to be careful what y' all say, bro.

[Cam]

Four years into my marriage, if in the act or afterwards if there's a conversation happening and my wife says, you're just perfect husband size. I'm finding a online legal team that night. I'm taking the kids, the house, the money, it's all mine.

[Peyton]

I know you have a story, right? Probably about because you went to the middle of nowhere. But before you get into that, I have a question that I came up with. Please ask in Minneapolis.

[Cam]

Ooh, okay.

[Peyton]

Because I was. Because I'm traveling a lot, right? Like just this week I'm going to go. I went from Dallas to Minneapolis to Dallas. Tomorrow I'm going to New York and then going to Oklahoma. Yep, I'm just all over the place right now.

[Cam]

A lot of travel, which is great.

[Peyton]

It's a blessing. But as the traveling's going, I'm experiencing more life. And I saw this question on a comment section of TikTok, but I forgot about it. And then whenever I was in Minneapolis, I thought about it because there's so many buildings and there's so much construction that's happening on earth around the world.

[Cam]

I'm not liking this.

[Peyton]

And the question is really good that I saw.

[Cam]

I'm not liking this.

[Peyton]

How does the world not get heavier every time we build a building? How is the world just not got overly heavy? I want to find the guy before you Answer. I want to find the guy to give him credit who came up with this because it was a. It was a good question. His name. Derek's. Oh, Derek. Derek Casper Walker. On TikTok.

[Cam]

I go, hey, pick one.

[Peyton]

It's so does the world get heavier whenever we keep building buildings? Like, how are we not just, like, falling into eternal darkness?

[Cam]

No, absolutely not.

[Peyton]

That's not a good question.

[Cam]

That is a stupid. That's a good question. If you're six, that is a good question. If you believe in Santa, your favorite snacks, a lollipop in your free time is riding your razor skin.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, yes.

[Peyton]

How? Because doesn't that make sense? Okay, so whenever God made the Earth. Right. Whenever the earth was made.

[Cam]

Mm.

[Peyton]

There was no buildings on it.

[Cam]

No. Not a single one.

[Peyton]

All the pyramids.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Then we got the Eiffel Tower.

[Cam]

What a jump, man.

[Peyton]

What a jump in the timeline.

[Cam]

Great pyramids and, you know, Eiffel Tower. And then Jerry's World.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And then Twin Towers, Eiffel State Building, the Liberty Palace. I don't know what these places are called.

[Cam]

You sound like you're in the mcu. Empire State University. Like, all just fake names. Okay, but then think about.

[Peyton]

And then we got Dubai.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

And then they made all the Burj Khalifa and the Wiz Khalifa.

[Cam]

They made the Wiz Khalifa the Burj Amendment.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And then Melbourne and the opera and all the stuff they got over there. Whatever.

[Cam]

Okay, think about that.

[Peyton]

Everywhere has buildings, and they're all big, and we keep getting bigger and thing in Dallas, they're building a building right now. How is the world not sinking?

[Cam]

Okay, you ready? You ready for this mind boggling answer? Yeah, sure. What are they building it out of?

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Huh? What are the buildings made out of? Answer that.

[Peyton]

I assume bricks.

[Cam]

Okay, well, bricks.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Maybe steel.

[Peyton]

Steel.

[Cam]

Bricks. Iron.

[Peyton]

Mud.

[Cam]

A lot of mud.

[Peyton]

Right? Yeah.

[Cam]

Where the does all that come from?

[Peyton]

The factory.

[Cam]

Which comes from where?

[Peyton]

Excuse me, People made the factory. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Cam]

What'd they make that out of? Bricks? Mud. Iron. Where does bricks and mud and iron and wood and sand and all that come from?

[Peyton]

The ocean? Well, sand. I was answering the sand part. Sand comes from the ocean. Don't we make. We make bricks. Bricks are made in oven. Brick oven. Pizza.

[Cam]

Bricks are made in oven, but they are made from the oven.

[Peyton]

Earth. Correct.

[Cam]

Everything comes from the earth.

[Peyton]

Yes. That doesn't make it not make sense.

[Cam]

If I build a thousand pound box.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Out of the earth.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

I removed a thousand pounds.

[Peyton]

That's not true.

[Cam]

Okay, okay, okay. Let's play the game. So you can't.

[Peyton]

So, so, so, so, so if you stop. Sand, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

It does not take 10 pounds of sand to make a 10 pound brick. It does not.

[Cam]

Bricks are made of sand, you imbecile. What are we building sand castles now?

[Peyton]

What are bricks made of?

[Cam]

Not sand.

[Peyton]

What are they?

[Cam]

I think it's clay.

[Peyton]

Okay, it's like a clay mixture. Exactly. It doesn't.

[Cam]

Calm down, Speed Racer. Yes, it does. It's. It's not.

[Peyton]

It does not take 10 pounds of clay to make 10 pounds of brick.

[Cam]

I almost called you, Olivia. That's how bad of a statement you're making, right? It doesn't. Olivia, listen.

[Peyton]

So you're saying everything is a one to one ratio. Okay, then shut up.

[Cam]

It's not one to one. But everything comes from matter cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything that we have.

[Peyton]

Who the are you, Rosa Parks? Shut up. Philosophy Phil.

[Cam]

Every. Everything that has been here is here.

[Peyton]

That's not true. There's man made things.

[Cam]

Name them.

[Peyton]

There's man made metals in man made metals. Yes.

[Cam]

Please give me a name. Because it's not Vibranium. We're not splitting the sky. We're going to Wakanda. No, it's. It's steel and all that.

[Peyton]

Okay. But it's not a one to one ratio. You don't think there's any building that outweighs the materials it costs to make. Because then you put furniture on that, then you put people on that.

[Cam]

And what is furniture made out of? The only thing.

[Peyton]

Cotton.

[Cam]

What are you sitting in a sock right now?

[Peyton]

You're not. So how does it not get heavier then?

[Cam]

Because that's.

[Peyton]

It's an equal and opposite reaction of what you're saying.

[Cam]

That's the earth for every baby that's born, that someone's gotta die.

[Peyton]

That's not true.

[Cam]

I know it's not. But I'm saying.

[Peyton]

So you're wrong. So stop saying it.

[Cam]

But I'm saying that. I'm proving your point. It's not one to one.

[Peyton]

Exactly.

[Cam]

Balance out.

[Peyton]

Not. Not really human beings.

[Cam]

We're popping up more than to make.

[Peyton]

We're gonna run out of land. That's fine. So the land's gonna sink.

[Cam]

It's not gonna sink.

[Peyton]

You don't think sea levels are rising.

[Cam]

If you make a building that uses materials that. The materials came from the earth. They have big cobalt mines. They take a little bit of cobalt.

[Peyton]

But the cobalt mine. But the cobalt mine. But the cobalt mine. The cobalt mine weighs on the Earth. And then you're making stuff that weighs more on the earth, so it's more weight than making.

[Cam]

Dude. What?

[Peyton]

And people are on there. It's the big of the theater. She's gonna be in there.

[Cam]

Your kitchen table. Yeah, it's wood. That came from wood.

[Peyton]

It's Korean people.

[Cam]

People plant trees to make more wood.

[Peyton]

This has gone too long. I thought you had an answer. Guess that is an answer.

[Cam]

That is an answer. Matter. Here's your answer. Matter cannot be created nor destroyed, but

[Peyton]

it can be added on to no. Matter plus matter equals more matter.

[Cam]

Yeah, but they were both already here.

[Peyton]

Yes, but if you put on top of each other, it weighs more than an originally original.

[Cam]

No, it doesn't, because it was both already here. It was both already here.

[Peyton]

Okay, that's just a question. I the you should know podcast. This episode of the you should know podcast is sponsored by Better Help. You've heard me talk about Better Help for a long, long time, but I don't know that we've ever actually talked about how much people love this service when they use it. I mean, whenever we do our tour, whenever I meet you on the street, that's one of the most fulfilling things, is when y' all come to me and tell me that y' all have been using BetterHelp and how much it is, you know, helped your progress. You can check it out [e-mail] reviews to see amazing customer reviews in real time. Did you know that more than 6 million people have used BetterHelp globally? The consistent feedback from real users makes it easy to see why so many people continue to choose Better Help. Better Help makes it easy to get started. And Better Help therapists have at least three years and 1,000 hours of hands on experience. So see the reviews, see what stands out, and see if Better Help is right for you. Visit betterhelp.com ysk that's better. H E L p.com ysk now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast. How was your weekend?

[Cam]

Terrible. My weekend was terrible. Aliquah, Oklahoma, needs to burn. So many people asked, oh, can you talk about on the pot? Here's your shot.

[Peyton]

So what happened? Yeah, you told me that you had a rough weekend.

[Cam]

Okay, we're gonna. We're gonna go. I mean, first off, I also. I want to say I will never be back. Now. It's not. It's not against y'. All. There's a ton, honestly, a ton of really nice people. Also a ton of creeps. So let's Start here. The second we pull up, we go, hey, let's stop at a Walmart.

[Peyton]

You gotta stop going to Walmarts in Oklahoma.

[Cam]

I was just about to say, if you're in Oklahoma and you don't live there, just don't just go through. If you can. Yeah, we stop at a Walmart before going to the hotel. Get a couple things right when I tell. I mean, and this is not an exaggeration. And there's gonna be. I'm just gonna say this with being in a Walmart for 10 minutes. Okay. I saw a person being dragged by their dog. Like, their dog. Like they had him on a leash. And the dog said that I'm the human today and the human being. It's kind of sex. She was like maybe 50. She was sliding on tile.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

A dog was literally taking her. It was like a sick little reindeer.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm popular.

[Cam]

Pain.

[Peyton]

Stop. Bring your dogs in stores.

[Cam]

Yeah, dogs. Leave them at the house.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dogs are animals. Don't bring.

[Cam]

That was not a service dog.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

You didn't have a cool jacket or a patch.

[Peyton]

I can tell when your dogs are service dog. Some of yalls dogs need service.

[Cam]

Okay, so woman sliding on the ground.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. I saw a. I gave a handshake to a man that unfortunately, I did not check his hand before shaking his hand. It was the dirtiest hand I have ever seen.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, black.

[Cam]

He had scratches and scars. No, not like. No, the man was.

[Peyton]

I touched this guy. I didn't look at him. I looked down. I'm shaking a black guy's hand. Ah, Peyton, you will not believe the disgusting chills that went over my pure white body when I touch that black man's head. You will not believe it.

[Cam]

The man was white. He was white as snow. His hand was like. Like he's a mechanic. Oh, smut black. There's a booger on this pinky finger. I swear to God.

[Peyton]

Kill him.

[Cam]

And I literally. I literally left. I went to where the term exes. I opened a bottle, went.

[Peyton]

I hate that.

[Cam]

It's terrible. A couple of things I'm not gonna say might be insensitive. So the Walmart trip. Boom. We leave, we then go to Chili's. And now this was the closest I have ever been to saying, you know, hey, I'm gonna need my food to go. I'm just gonna leave, respectfully. So we go in there. A lot of people notice. That's fine. Amazing. Now the first couple that comes up, they ask for a picture. Me and Liv are sitting there eating the chips and salsa. I go, yeah, sure, yeah, no problem. I get up. Very small booth. I get up, oh, wow, you're so tall. Smile, honey. Little baby right here. And the husband goes, oh, thanks, buddy. They leave.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay.

[Cam]

They come back five minutes later. Don't come back. They come back five minutes later. Now our actual food is out. Hey, buddy, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to get up again. You weren't in the picture. I said, I hate to sound like that. The picture of me, like the picture you took of me, I wasn't in it.

[Peyton]

How's that work?

[Cam]

In the picture of me? How's that happen? Ah, man, I don't know. Let's do another. That's like, not. Can you.

[Peyton]

Nothing.

[Cam]

Let's do another. Get on up, buddy. And I'm like, oh, I'm going outside. I'm going outside.

[Peyton]

And you got up, didn't you take it?

[Cam]

I'm on the phone with you at this point.

[Peyton]

Yes, you did call me.

[Cam]

Brief moment. I am on a FaceTime like this, showing my wife back and forth in another grown man, hold my phone. I'm gonna show you exactly what he did. Another grown man came in like this. He said, slow, slowly inched his hand and just went. And I covered my face like I'm on an active line. And he went, yeah.

[Peyton]

And I went.

[Cam]

He said, sorry, man. I was sitting over there with the friends and the wife. You know, we just saw a lot of people taking pictures of you. Don't know who you are. What do you do, man? You like an athlete or something? And I go, no, I am on a phone call. That's one thing. But me and this guy, we podcast.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, oh, okay. Just the podcast. See ya. Just the podcast.

[Peyton]

Not interested in. Completely interrupted.

[Cam]

And the best one. Yeah, we're getting ready to leave the Chili's.

[Peyton]

We go.

[Cam]

We take a picture with the whole crew that then posts it on their tahlequal Facebook. Fantastic for you. And then we walk out, and this guy goes, oh, Cam. And I'm like, yeah, cool, dude.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

What's up, man? He goes, oh, how's Jackson?

[Peyton]

What's Jackson?

[Cam]

I'm Jackson. He goes, how's Jackson?

[Peyton]

That's racist.

[Cam]

How's Jackson? I'm floored. I go, jackson? I go, I don't know. Who's Jackson? He goes, come on, man, don't do that to you. Y' all are so funny. Jackson. How is he? And I go. I look at Liv. I'm like, who the Jackson? Like, help me you're my. You're my lifeline.

[Peyton]

Help me.

[Cam]

Whose is Jackson? I don't know what Jackson. He goes, dude, come on. It's not even funny anymore. Your buddy made videos with. And I said, and this is. This is my favorite part of the whole trip. I said, oh, Jackson. I played into it.

[Peyton]

I get no. I get no respect, bro.

[Cam]

I said, oh, dude, honest to God, I thought you might have, like, known me like, you thought you knew me locally or something. I thought you were talking about a friend. No, Jackson's good, man. I said, jackson's great. He's actually in Minnesota right now. Jackson's at some. I was trying to plug it as many times. Said, jackson's at SummerSlam. He's doing good, man. He goes, man, f. Jackson. He says some crazy things, man. Crazy things. I said, oh, you sound like you do too, pal. He said, all right, well, all right, Cam. Grizzly hand. His hand was that big. He goes, all right, Cam. Hey, you tell Jackson. I said, what's up?

[Peyton]

I said, I will tell Jackson.

[Cam]

Now I feel it's gonna be an

[Peyton]

ongoing joke when people come up to me. They're gonna call me Jackson.

[Cam]

Dude, show respect. Call Peyton.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, I'm getting tired of people coming. Like, I'm fine with people coming up to me. Like, this weekend was a lot, which is fine. Never be afraid to come up to me.

[Cam]

Yes. Never.

[Peyton]

If you don't know my name shouldn't come up to me. I think that's it.

[Cam]

No, no, no. That's fair criteria. Fair criteria, dude. Okay, again, I love. I always say yes.

[Peyton]

I've never. I've never said no to a picture.

[Cam]

No to a picture, and I never will. That's amazing. I love seeing the people in person. If you just say, oh, I've seen you, and you go like this. What's your name? Your friend's name, and the name of what y' all do again. I'm just gonna go have a good day.

[Peyton]

No, that's fine. I'm fine with that. Don't call me. Oh, dude. Walking around this weekend at SummerSlam in, like, the mall, Cam, all the time now. I always get it, and I'm used to it. And I'll turn around majority of the time, and I'll be like, what's up? I'm just gonna be camping. Cam. I'm kidding.

[Cam]

You don't correct it. No. Oh, I always correct.

[Peyton]

I'm not waiting. You obviously aren't that big of a fan, so it's. This interaction is not gonna matter. That's True.

[Cam]

But I'll always be like, yeah, whatever.

[Peyton]

I'm cam. Cool, dude. But it got to a point where I got called Cam950times this weekend. And so I just was stopped. I would stop turning around, and people thought I was an But. But that's not my name.

[Cam]

Literally not.

[Peyton]

So I can't turn around.

[Cam]

That's the complete. No. If someone said Eduardo or A.

[Peyton]

Hey.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. A is not my A. I'm not.

[Peyton]

I'm not turning around at that. I haven't got a lot of grabs.

[Cam]

Oh, a lot of.

[Peyton]

Lot of grab. Stop me. Don't grab and stop me. Or like this.

[Cam]

Hey.

[Peyton]

Oh, and then another thing that happened. Oh, dude. Like, so I would be walking through SummerSlam, right? And I was taking pictures with people, like, just trying to go to the bathroom, which is fine. I have no problem doing. I'll stop every single time I was taking pictures. But then people saw that people were taking pictures of me, and then they were just taking pictures and didn't know.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

So I'd take a picture. I'd be like, yeah, thank you, bro. And then they'd go, what do you do?

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Who are you?

[Cam]

Oh, there you go.

[Peyton]

Nobody.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, people, they literally be like, dude, I have no idea who you are, what you do, but everyone else taking pictures. Can I go on?

[Peyton]

It's so weird.

[Cam]

Oh, that one irks me. I'm not gonna lie.

[Peyton]

I'm a little. I don't know.

[Cam]

I still say yes, but that one irks.

[Peyton]

I got congratulated so many times on my second kid. I have kids now.

[Cam]

No, Confusing the names is one thing. Confusing very Caucasian lives. It's your children. Yeah. That's insane.

[Peyton]

Have you ever been called Peyton or no?

[Cam]

Oh, yes.

[Peyton]

Okay, good.

[Cam]

Heavily. But I always go, oh, no, no, dude. Peyton's the other guy. I'm Cam. Oh, my bad. Kirk. Can we take the picture, dude?

[Peyton]

My favorite thing is whenever they I something I do correct, I go, oh, I'm not Cam. I'm Peyton. Cam's the uglier half. They go, God, dude, he is hideous,

[Cam]

dude, he's goblin. Let's take the picture, man. Jackson's funny.

[Peyton]

That is fun.

[Cam]

Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. I used to go fishing. I was a little girl. Had to be real quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. You're saying

[Peyton]

what? What happened? What just happened?

[Cam]

You don't have to go fishing when you was a little girl. You had to be real quiet on the creek. Quiet. Who's that tongue? Quiet on the creek.

[Peyton]

You didn't have to go fishing when you was a little girl.

[Cam]

I used to go fishing when I

[Peyton]

was a little girl.

[Cam]

My grandmama said I had to be quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek.

[Peyton]

I think we're adding more instruments.

[Cam]

Quiet on the creek.

[Peyton]

What was this? What was this? What was this? Quiet on the creek when you're. Well, what you talking about? A little girl fishing and then you're doing that. I don't want.

[Cam]

Oh, don't you add the oh. Don't Dr. Seuss me, you creep.

[Peyton]

I just don't know what.

[Cam]

You haven't seen any Quiet on the Creek?

[Peyton]

Is that a show?

[Cam]

Yeah, it's on hbo. Mad. No, it's a trend, you idiot.

[Peyton]

Oh, I don't watch Tick tock Trends. I don't. I really don't get. I don't know how people see those. I do. I don't know. I've never gotten flooded my.

[Cam]

Okay, first off, my wife showed me and then, you know, they listen to us. And FBI agents take the Tick tock agents. Now you gotta bounce.

[Peyton]

What's the trend? What do you do?

[Cam]

You shake your.

[Peyton]

Oh, I need to watch you go on.

[Cam]

And you're quiet on a creek now. Women. So Perry was. Women. Women now and shake their assets.

[Peyton]

Uh huh.

[Cam]

It's literally.

[Peyton]

It really.

[Cam]

It was that talking point. I used to go fishing when I

[Peyton]

was a little girl.

[Cam]

Something grandmamma told me I had to be real quiet on the creek. And then someone just remixed it through a little behind it. It's quiet on the creek.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And literally it's women going like this.

[Peyton]

You know what I've learned about you, bro? And it's sad that it's happening. Dude, you've like full form, dad. It's like, it's like you're in a full form.

[Cam]

What is that?

[Peyton]

You know, it's like when Captain America came out of the ice and like he was big. You. You came out of the ice and you're just like reverse. Yeah, you he. You.

[Cam]

I went in big and I came out like this. I came out Steve Rogers.

[Peyton]

You go through your phone like this. You're like,

[Cam]

I go, good, babe. Tell us kids, shut it. I go, hey, tell mine and shut his something. You come in here, practice little quiet on a crate.

[Peyton]

Yeah, your phone is sick. You should know.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

episode, the you should know podcast. Oh. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Give me your phone. Give me your phone right now. Trust me, that's a wicked ask. That's a wicked ass. I know. Give me your phone.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Cam]

Give me your phone.

[Peyton]

Just give me your phone.

[Cam]

Because it.

[Peyton]

I am.

[Cam]

I'm.

[Peyton]

You putting quiet on the creek on there?

[Cam]

No, I'm not putting quiet on the creek.

[Peyton]

Show me.

[Cam]

No, it's something sicker than quiet on the creek. You know, honestly, I'm not gonna lie. This has to be talked about. You have to.

[Peyton]

You need it unlocked.

[Cam]

It's a. Unlock it. Just trust. Trust your brother. Unlock it. This. What?

[Peyton]

What's wrong with my phone?

[Cam]

This, man, you have the most disgusting phones.

[Peyton]

What is wrong with my phone?

[Cam]

You are the most disgusting phone setup I have ever seen in my entire life.

[Peyton]

What's wrong with how I set my phone up?

[Cam]

I'm just starting from the front. I saw this the other day. You were sitting there, you're showing me and whatnot. And I literally. I wanted to say it in the moment. I said I have to do this in front of the world. I said, the world deserves this, though.

[Peyton]

This is not.

[Cam]

Oh, no, this might be my fault. This might be oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Don't.

[Cam]

Don't get that small. Sit up and take this like a man. This is disgusting.

[Peyton]

My girlfriend makes fun of me, too.

[Cam]

This is absolutely disgusting. And we'll figure out something to show y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Okay, we're gonna start from. Not even the first screen. When you swipe all the way left, you still have Cupertino on your weather. That's where the Apple headquarters is. Grow up and put Dallas.

[Peyton]

Is that what Cupertino is?

[Cam]

Yes, that's where the Apple Little is in California somewhere. That's where they make all these things at Cupertino.

[Peyton]

See, I don't believe in checking the weather app for weather.

[Cam]

Just go outside, and then you know how it scrolls through the PA this one right here that it's on right now. That's a dog that you don't even have. It's not your dog. It's not your dog, and it's not Benny.

[Peyton]

So that's strange. It was a. It was a lady I saw outside. She had a cute dog. So I said, can I take a picture of it?

[Cam]

Okay. P. This first screen. This first screen. Okay, first off, you have it in a Tetris format. You try to be abstract when you don't need to. You try to do. Just put them in blocks, put them in rows. It's like, three, two, one. The fact that. That we live in 2026. And you have SoundCloud. You have SoundCloud downloaded and fully operational, yet Google Calendar is offloaded on the phone. You can't get Google Calendar, which we use every day for work. No.

[Peyton]

Okay. I have to use. There's still some songs that are just on SoundCloud from, like, middle school.

[Cam]

You want to listen to Little Xan in Perk 45 Choppa side. But you don't want to look at when we got to upload something on Google Calendar that is. Oh, my God, dude, this. This actually makes me mad. His. His home. The. The little favorite apps at the bottom is messages. 536 of them. Devote one hour to clean that up. One hour. I got too many people texting me music. And Southwest Airlines. That is incredible. And the best part. The best part about your first. Oh, those three are on his favorite tab at the bottom. They never leave. They're always there. Messages, music, Southwest Airlines. They're also all on the first page. You have. You have two buttons. You get two chances to touch them. Two chances.

[Peyton]

First of all, Cam, I haven't flown Southwest in about six years.

[Cam]

I'm like, wow. I was just about to say, I

[Peyton]

don't take my phone bottom screen as important. I take that as throwaway.

[Cam]

Peyton. Every swipe, I'm actually getting more mad. This next page, you have two messaging apps. The title of the folder or the little folders, a dot, a period. That's creepy. And there's probably a lot of weird stuff that happens there.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's like slack and stuff.

[Cam]

Slack?

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's like Slack because I was trying to get it for y', all because my employees are incompetent, but.

[Cam]

And then you have games. The Apple Games logo thing that you've never opened. Preview in Snapchat again, your Snapchat's not that important.

[Peyton]

I haven't used Snapchat, like, six years.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

There's been, like, two years since I've touched this app.

[Cam]

Jet the neck. The next page is equally as incredible. The entire page is the music app. It's the music app, and it's on your face. It never leaves in the middle of your favorite bar. It never leaves in this whole page of the music app. App. Whole page. Next page. The entire page. Tik Tok. One. Just one. One app for a whole page. What? And then. Okay, I could get behind this. If it was a dope wallpaper. You have it towards blurred. Like you're. You're literally looking at nothing because there's nothing to look at.

[Peyton]

If there's a picture back there with the apps, it hurts my eyes. I can't see the app.

[Cam]

Dude, you need to be. I mean, you need to be. Okay, now this. This is absolute nonsense. The next page is books. There's not a single other app you don't read. You don't read. You don't do ebooks. You don't do audiobooks. You don't read. You don't consume literature. You do not read. Why do you have the books app?

[Peyton]

Because I would just push this further to the end when I find new apps that are more important. Guys, you put that at the end because I'm never gonna use it.

[Cam]

Take it off of the homepage. You can do that? Get rid of it. Yes.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

And then. Okay. And. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

You're not lying.

[Cam]

That literally is your last page.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Was it that your last. But you've, like, 20 apps. But then why are. Okay, this organizes it for you. But I was about to say, why are all these. Or what games are those?

[Peyton]

Oh, those.

[Cam]

What? This looks like my son's iPad. That is a Beyblade. Not one, but you have two Beyblade. IOS. You have two Beyblade games and.

[Peyton]

Heads up, right?

[Cam]

Heads up. Clash Royale. You've never played Clash and. Is that Roblox? Are you nine? I downloaded.

[Peyton]

I downloaded Roblox.

[Cam]

Oh, no, dude. No, you're different. No, no, I see Sephora. No, you're different, bro. There's a Sephora.

[Peyton]

I downloaded Roblox because Sarah's friend's kid wanted to play Roblox on my phone.

[Cam]

Did Sarah's friend's kid want to order makeup, too? Or is that just for Sarah? You have. You have a Sephora app for yourself for your makeup?

[Peyton]

Me and my mom used to share points.

[Cam]

Hey, bro. Hey. I love you, man. I love you. I. I just want you to know that before anything gets out there or anything, any comment, anything. I. I love you. I'm in love with you. I just thought, you know, I thought. I just don't.

[Peyton]

I don't take my phone that serious, bro. I'm not on it like, y'. All.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're on your phone like it's your bloodline. Like. Like it's. It's literally like an iv.

[Peyton]

That's funny.

[Cam]

You gotta pump in the phone.

[Peyton]

Okay. Next time, I guess I'll organize my phone. I didn't think it was that serious.

[Cam]

Please do.

[Peyton]

Sorry I care about other people's kids. Sorry you don't care about your kids, but whenever Malachi is old enough, he's gonna take my phone for games. Beyblade level I have for my son.

[Cam]

I just don't have the music app in three different locations. I don't have Southwest Airlines on my favorites row, and I don't have Cupertino as my weather. It's SoundCloud. SoundCloud in 2026.

[Peyton]

Yeah, dude, there's. There's, like, before Dr. Drake put out whatever that album was.

[Cam]

Beyblade. Beyblade.

[Peyton]

There's some, like, old on there that, like, you can't get anywhere else but SoundCloud.

[Cam]

And why do you not have a. Why do you not have a wallpaper at the.

[Peyton]

I do. I do.

[Cam]

It's just blurred, glazed over. Why?

[Peyton]

My eyesight's bad. It hurts.

[Cam]

Dude, you're. I mean, we need. We need to do, like, a GoFundMe, like, a crowdsourcing for you. Just fix it all. Fix everything.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

Okay, you know we're going to fix something else, and I hope to God that we are on the same side of this. I was eating the other day with my wife. This is like literally two nights you were eating. Whoa. I was eating with my wife.

[Peyton]

Was the sun out, too?

[Cam]

I was eating with my wife and she grabs a thing, a brand new pack of blueberries in orange. Okay.

[Peyton]

We're on our little health berry in an orange.

[Cam]

I'm starting to laugh because what is happening? She grabs a blueberry and an orange, okay. And this isn't like a little cup orange, regular orange. She peels it and there's all that, like all those vines, strings, skin and all that stuff, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

And the blueberries didn't wash them. So some stems. She just.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Starts going to town on it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I called her out, I said, that's absolutely disgusting what you just did. I can never eat that, like, dead skin. And she goes, what are you talking about? I go that on the fruit. We get to the point. I said, I, I would. Ten times out of ten, I would rather remove all of that from my fruit. The skin, the stems, all that. Then fat from meat. I would chew on an endless gristle piece of fat till I die before I eat a stem off of a little blueberry or a skin off of an orange. I think that is disgusting.

[Peyton]

Do you think the skin on an orange is disgusting?

[Cam]

Yes. Like when you open the orange and the little viney things in there. I'm not eating that. Why? I pick it off with surgical precision. There's none of that on my food. Why? Because that's nasty.

[Peyton]

What's nasty about it?

[Cam]

That's not the fruit. The fat part of it. The fat on a Meat, that's. That is fat. And we all got the fat that's there. Some people like, oh, let me cut all that fat out.

[Peyton]

Oh, I get it. Because it's healthy. You're like, I could eat the fat all day. It's like cannibalism.

[Cam]

No, it's a texture thing.

[Peyton]

I don't like the texture thing.

[Cam]

I don't like the fat at all. I love lean meats.

[Peyton]

I would cut off every fatty bacon. Like, I love the fat.

[Cam]

Hell no. I would get rid of all that.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cam]

I'm saying, for whatever reason, fruits I hold.

[Peyton]

What are you asking me?

[Cam]

Which would you rather do? Would you rather get rid of? You like the skin on oranges?

[Peyton]

I've never thought about this.

[Cam]

Like, the. Like the. The corky part in an apple.

[Peyton]

What's the quirky part of an apple? The core.

[Cam]

The core.

[Peyton]

Who eats the core of an apple?

[Cam]

I'm not gnawing on it, but I'm saying if you cut your slices too thin, then like, sometimes you can get a little rubbery part right in the middle. That's nasty.

[Peyton]

I think banana.

[Cam]

Huh?

[Peyton]

I think you're becoming undiagnosed.

[Cam]

Undiagnosed? No, no.

[Peyton]

I think we're showing something.

[Cam]

Strings on a banana. Those terrible. Nasty.

[Peyton]

I've never thought about this, like, ever. Like, it's not a problem. It just comes with it.

[Cam]

That's. This. There's. Okay, I. There's no way. You don't think about that. You don't wash your fruit.

[Peyton]

Yes, I wash my fruit.

[Cam]

Okay, Think about the. Like, that's like the leaves on the straw. Me. You already told me that. That's. That's who I'm talking. The worst person in America.

[Peyton]

I eat strawberries whole. Like, I don't think about it. It's a part of the fruit.

[Cam]

Person would understand what I'm saying.

[Peyton]

No, I don't think so. I think you're so strange about how you're viewing fruit. I don't think anybody's thinking about the strings on it or, like, the skin

[Cam]

is a delicate, beautiful thing. I don't want. I don't want all the imperfections. I don't want all the imperfections.

[Peyton]

No, but that's what makes fruit fruit. Because it's natural. Like, that's the. That's the. That's.

[Cam]

That's.

[Peyton]

To me, is the beauty of it.

[Cam]

Get your upseller out of here. That. Dude, that natural. Those tiger stripes, that's what makes you. You.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's like, dude, I love it. It's beautiful.

[Cam]

No, I just don't understand what, like a watermelon.

[Peyton]

What's wrong?

[Cam]

You open up a watermelon, it's that like ultra grainy nasty one. It's bad time of season. You go to the trash. Hell no. Oh, you don't like fruit? Blueberries with a little stem.

[Peyton]

A stem with a. I'm allergic to blueberries.

[Cam]

Grapes. When you get inside a grape and one of those little seeds are just hard and like all that.

[Peyton]

I've never eaten a seed out of a grape.

[Cam]

I mean, more natural than you, bub.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry that I can't Big. It's, that's so strange.

[Cam]

Apple, pineapple. The part you chew that is.

[Peyton]

Oh, you're allergic. Allergic to pineapple.

[Cam]

Pineapple.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, I forgot. That's not. Yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

But I, I, I genuinely, literally, I've never thought about that. I think no one does. I think you're literally the only person. Did Liv say anything about.

[Cam]

About this? She said I was crazy too.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You're alone, bro. Don't tell.

[Cam]

Okay, no, no, leave in the comment right now. Don't tell. Tell me I'm not crazy. Someone out there knows exactly what I'm saying. Exactly what I'm saying.

[Peyton]

You're alone on an island, bro.

[Cam]

It's the same way with the meat. If a beautiful steak comes out and there's a literally a thing of fat that big, I'm sawing it all.

[Peyton]

That's. That's my last piece that I eat. I love it. The fat of like anything is so good.

[Cam]

I would saw that off before I even took a bite of the regular meat.

[Peyton]

Why don't you just get a steak without the fat? Like what's the.

[Cam]

Oh, I do. I order sirloin. Lean.

[Peyton]

Lean.

[Cam]

But I'm saying rather deal with that than the fruit.

[Peyton]

Is it cuz it. You don't like the texture of it,

[Cam]

bro, it's texture and it's not food. I'm eating grass stems.

[Peyton]

You like the part of that bacon that hangs over and it's just fat?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, I go like this. I literally go. I dangle that. That's my favorite part,

[Cam]

watching that.

[Peyton]

What? I'm eating the bacon.

[Cam]

That is irreversible. That might have been the first ever irreversible thing that's ever happened on this podcast.

[Peyton]

So do you cut it off for your kids?

[Cam]

Oh, no, I feed them to them like a, Like a pig.

[Peyton]

Yeah. See, I think I treat you.

[Cam]

Oh, the fruit. Yeah, that's what it started.

[Peyton]

I was about to say, I think I treat your kids better than you treat them.

[Cam]

Did you. Did you just say you could raise my kids better than me? You said you could raise my children better than their own father.

[Peyton]

They would have more fun with me.

[Cam]

That does not mean your kids would

[Peyton]

have way more fun with me in their life than you if I stepped in as a father.

[Cam]

Payton. First off, ouch. And that's not true. And that is not true in the slightest. Peyton, two under two is a beast you have no idea how to handle. No idea how to handle.

[Peyton]

Okay, two under two. Having two kids under the age of two, which is stupid, is the same thing as having one under one.

[Cam]

No, it's not. And I'm actually. I'm actually going to prove that. Do you remember how you took a. You took a quiz about Malachi?

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Way back in time. Remember how you took. It was like what, over a year ago.

[Peyton]

This wizard of Oz, Way back in. Are you okay?

[Cam]

Do you remember how you took a babysitting quiz?

[Peyton]

Yes. Like a year in. Ago.

[Cam]

Yeah. Well, guess what? A year end to go. Yeah. We added another child in that time. Yeah. So I'm gonna now quiz you on two under two babysitting.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

That's fine. It's the same thing.

[Cam]

We're gonna see how safe my kids.

[Peyton]

Babysitting two kids is the same as babysitting one kid. I do good babysitting, Malachi. I'll do the same if the other one's around.

[Cam]

Okay? Okay.

[Peyton]

Dude, it's not that hard. The other kid, all he does is scream and have his eyes open.

[Cam]

Okay. Okay. Let's do this. Hey. It's lunchtime. What? It's lunchtime for the kids. I'm hungry.

[Peyton]

I'm starving. Okay, so this is the first question.

[Cam]

First question of the quiz. It's lunchtime. You have an infant and you have a toddler.

[Peyton]

Okay. How old's a toddler?

[Cam]

He's one.

[Peyton]

Okay, so an infant and a one year old.

[Cam]

You have an infant and a one year old dot what are you feeding him for lunch?

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

What are you feeding him? Mr. Humphrey. Best ever. What are you feeding him?

[Peyton]

Do I know them?

[Cam]

Yeah, you actually do. Yeah, you do. These are my kids. You said you could raise them.

[Peyton]

Can your kid talk?

[Cam]

What? You can say some words. He's a good little deep Rolodex.

[Peyton]

Okay, so does he know food?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So he knows what he wants.

[Cam]

So if he just goes, boo bear.

[Peyton]

If he says big bear.

[Cam]

Boo bear.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Boo bear.

[Peyton]

If Your kid says blue bear. Blueberries.

[Cam]

Blueberries.

[Peyton]

Kids getting blueberries.

[Cam]

And that's all you're giving him?

[Peyton]

That's what he wanted.

[Cam]

You do. Are you a man? Are you a grown man?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

With a. With a nut sack. Let it hang. Be an adult. Choose what the kid gets for lunch, you said. What about this sucker? Sugar, lollipop.

[Peyton]

Can he say candy?

[Cam]

Candy. Candy. Would you just give it to him?

[Peyton]

Can he say all that?

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Then I don't have to worry about it.

[Cam]

Okay. What do you think?

[Peyton]

Wait, okay, slow down. He says boo. I ask him what he wants. Yeah.

[Cam]

Booberry.

[Peyton]

Blueberry he gets. And that's it?

[Cam]

That's his lunch?

[Peyton]

It's his lunch. I can fill him up on blueberries. It's healthy. It's better than eating.

[Cam]

That's a terrible meal. Yeah, that's terrible. What do you mean yeah? And then what?

[Peyton]

He gets. The other kid gets.

[Cam]

What'd you just say?

[Peyton]

And then the other kid. The infant gets blueberries.

[Cam]

You're feeding my 10 week old that doesn't have. That doesn't have teeth. Doesn't have teeth.

[Peyton]

Oh, squish them. It would turn into wine. Almost. Step on the blueberries. I don't know what they eat. It's not my job. I'll get a milk.

[Cam]

You're the babysitter.

[Peyton]

Oh, the other one gets milk. I'll make a milk.

[Cam]

You don't give him, you do not give him whole milk. You make him formulate.

[Peyton]

Oh, almond milk.

[Cam]

His almond milk would send my son to a. I mean, he'd be spitting up everywhere.

[Peyton]

Okay, then I won't feed him. I don't know.

[Cam]

Oh, that's great. That's a good answer. Hey, you're starting off real hot. Hot shot. Okay, let's say, let's say you're giving the one year old a bath. Okay. You're giving the one year old a bath. He's going. You're giving the one year old bath. And the ten week old starts screaming, crying, and he's hungry and needs to feed. What do you do?

[Peyton]

So the one year old's bathing in.

[Cam]

In water. In water.

[Peyton]

The 10. The 10 week old needs to feed?

[Cam]

Yep.

[Peyton]

Needs to feed like he's a horse.

[Cam]

Needs to feed. Oh, they need to feed, buddy.

[Peyton]

So he needs to eat. I gotta feed the baby. The infant.

[Cam]

Just you.

[Peyton]

Where's the infant at?

[Cam]

He's. He's in. Let's say he's in his bassinet right outside the door.

[Peyton]

Oh, ignore him. How long does it take for the one year Old to bathe.

[Cam]

Let's say it's a good bath.

[Peyton]

What is a good bath?

[Cam]

1012 minutes.

[Peyton]

Oh, he's fine.

[Cam]

Shampoo. Ignore him. Cold for 12.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna eventually feed him.

[Cam]

Do you want to hear what that sound like?

[Peyton]

You know what I do?

[Cam]

Whoa.

[Peyton]

Close the door. But we can't hear him, can we?

[Cam]

Ooh, rub a dub dub in the tub. That's crazy.

[Peyton]

No, no. You wanna know what I'd honestly do?

[Cam]

What would you do? Honestly?

[Peyton]

I'd pick the kid up and grab food. Bring him to. Bring him with me to watch the other kid.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I'd be like, be right back, Malachi. And I'd go, and why are y' all looking at me like that?

[Cam]

You would be right back. A one year old in a. In a tub that's filled with water. Yeah. Never getting another babysitting job.

[Peyton]

Okay. I pick him up out of the water, but naked. Yes. I pick him. He could be cold. I pick him up out of the water, put him on the floor and go sit. Stay there.

[Cam]

Sit, sit.

[Peyton]

I go, stay, Stay like this.

[Cam]

I go. Stay, stay.

[Peyton]

I gotta go feed your brother. And then I'd bring him. He'd be fine. So don't get in that water. Here we go. Next question.

[Cam]

Okay, obviously we're two questions in.

[Peyton]

Obviously. I would make sure you give him to me bathed. I wouldn't bathe the kid. I'm not there yet.

[Cam]

He could get dirty in your house. He eats an uncrustable. He puts peanut butter in his hair like this.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's a at home problem. That's a training issue.

[Cam]

Oh, that's a training issue. You just said stay. Sit, Sit. Good boy. Good. Like he's a poodle.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Okay, next one. Just make it easier.

[Cam]

Okay. Yeah, sure. Both kids are awake. They're both wide eyed and wide awake. And they both want to play. How do you play with them?

[Peyton]

I'd be like, that's what brothers are for. Y' all go at it.

[Cam]

I'm like, hey, y' all do it.

[Peyton]

Figure it out. And I'm gonna be like this.

[Cam]

I'm watching WWE Mac. I'd be like this toy. A toy hit his breath. I go easy. You go down, boy.

[Peyton]

Down.

[Cam]

Put it down.

[Peyton]

They can't play together yet.

[Cam]

What do you think 10 week olds do?

[Peyton]

You said the 10 week old wants to play. You said it.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's called tummy time. He wants to look at contrast and abstract black and white images and sit on.

[Peyton]

Dude, he's not doing that.

[Cam]

Me.

[Peyton]

All that's made up liberal. Comedy pod, bro. It's comedy pod, dude. I don't mean that. There's nothing wrong with the liberals.

[Cam]

Okay, you can't give me an answer. Okay, scratch the 10 week old. Because God knows if you say your answer, you might be incarcerated. Like I don't even know. I don't even want you to say what you said.

[Peyton]

I said something that could get me in jail?

[Cam]

No, I'm saying, I'm saying if you even attempt to display with your words how you would play with a 10 week old.

[Peyton]

I'm not playing, first of all. 10 week old's not playing. If I'm around. You're not playing, bro. Lay down. So they just laid out for a day? Yeah. Sorry if that slows your development down, but for the day you're with Uncle B, dude. You sit down.

[Cam]

You absolutely wrong. No, that's not wrong. You saying this and then claiming you can raise my kids better. That's wrong. That's crazy.

[Peyton]

Forgot I said.

[Cam]

Yeah, well, how would you play with

[Peyton]

Malachi getting the pain?

[Cam]

You and Malachi, Malachi in your house for the whole day. Oh, you, you. First of all, you play with them now for 30, 45 minute increments.

[Peyton]

Yeah. First of all, Malachi is not having access to the whole house. Malachi, first of all, I'm getting, you know, those things. I can't say that I would give him a play pit.

[Cam]

You go. I get him a hell in a cell first.

[Peyton]

I give him like this big pin, like that's open or obviously have access to him, but like this big like gate almost. And it would, it would seem like he has so much free reign he can run around and everything, but he's not leaving the living room. Like, you know what I mean?

[Cam]

You know, you know what is just absolutely crazy and so mind opening about this? This. I think in your mind, human being, children and dogs, they're one and one. You have said, you've said. Sit. Stay. Hey, hey. Put it down. Hey, hey, hey. Get that out of your mouth. Drop that. No, I'm getting him a pin. There's gonna be a food bowl and a water bowl. He's gotta lay on the ground. You are treating.

[Peyton]

I wouldn't get him a water bowl. I'd give him a water bottle or something.

[Cam]

A water bottle?

[Peyton]

He can't drink out of water poles yet. I don't know. I don't know. The developmental things of kids, I do not know. Like every time I see your son and he like gets a new attribute and I'm like, I'm like, I feel like he just like raised his eyes like for the first time the other day.

[Cam]

Oh God. You're set. You have one more. This is your last one. If you're holding the infant and the toddler starts to scream and cry, the one year old screams, say he gets hurt in the other room.

[Peyton]

He's screaming, crying. So I'm holding the little one holding

[Cam]

the 10 week old. Your one year old starts screaming, crying in the other room. What do you do? Hey, hey. It's like a painful scream.

[Peyton]

Hey, what's going on in there? No, I'd walk in there. I'd walk in. First of all, see, that's the difference between me and you. I wouldn't let my 1 year old in a room by himself.

[Cam]

Oh yeah, that's right. He'd be in a dog cage.

[Peyton]

Not a dog one, a kid cage.

[Cam]

A kid cage. Where do they sell these kid cages?

[Peyton]

Like 20 Toys R Us? I don't know, like it's a thing.

[Cam]

Do the Petco and pets.

[Peyton]

No, it's a thing made for kids. I'm not, I'm not. I was gonna say a really good joke, but I can't. But like sucks. So you walk in the room. First of all, I'm not you. I'm a good parent, so I wouldn't just leave my one year old unattended. But if he's screaming, first of all, what are you screaming for? Like, is he in pain? Sc, or is it just like. I want an attention screen.

[Cam]

No, he, he hurts him. Oh my God. How do you go about. Oh my God. A one year old, he can't talk to you. He's clearly hurting. It's. How do you even attempt to figure out what's wrong with him?

[Peyton]

What happened?

[Cam]

He goes like this here. I'll give you a realistic rundown how that'd go. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Hey, one second, bud. One second, bud. Hey, Cam. Cam, come get the.

[Cam]

This cam.

[Peyton]

You got 10 seconds to get them. You got 10 seconds to get them or I'm leaving at the fire station dog

[Cam]

your result. I give you the option being hurt. I give you the option is you get. What do I have, a SpaceX rocket? I have 10 seconds to get to you or you're taking my kid to the fire marshal.

[Peyton]

Yeah, maybe it's not my time.

[Cam]

It's not your time, Bob. And I, I appreciate, I appreciate it and I respect that. That's just that manliness. You're gonna step up to the plate. Yeah, it's a big Plate to step up to. Yeah, you said you're gonna.

[Peyton]

I wouldn't put myself in that position

[Cam]

on the ground and say, sit. Sit. Good boy. You're gonna get a cage for him.

[Peyton]

Not a cage. A play pin.

[Cam]

A big ca. What you want? You know that is made out of metal? No, it looks like a fence.

[Peyton]

Hard plastic. Real hard plastic. You can't figure out the locks too?

[Cam]

The same thing y' all have on your locks on it.

[Peyton]

The same thing you'll have on those stairs. Just imagine if that was rounded.

[Cam]

If that was rounded and it locked. Yeah, there was a ceiling.

[Peyton]

Not a ceiling. I could get in there if I wanted to, but I won't want to.

[Cam]

You.

[Peyton]

I swear to God I'm doing that. Your kid is not gonna be your kid. He's not having free reign in my house.

[Cam]

Why?

[Peyton]

Too many collectibles.

[Cam]

All you have to do is. He can open doors.

[Peyton]

He can open doors. He's tall.

[Cam]

Okay. Strong. He's tall and strong, okay? All you have to do is really perfect scenario for your house is go upstairs into your media room and shut those doors.

[Peyton]

I'm not leaving him upstairs by himself.

[Cam]

Of course not, you idiot. You're babysitting him.

[Peyton]

I don't want to be up there, so he's not going up there.

[Cam]

First of all, I. Oh, that's your biggest realization? Oh, you don't want to be up there, so he's not.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no. Oh, I'mma break this down. I'm the adult. I'm the adult. I'm a coward. At the end of the day, I'm a cater to you. I love you like I love him, you know, I love that kid. Whenever I'm around him, I. I'm always holding them. I love him. End of the day, I'm the adult. You do what I say.

[Cam]

So a one year old brain.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, it's gonna be tough to learn, but you're gonna learn it. So I'm just gonna tell him. I'm gonna be like, hey, bro, you want to go upstairs? We can go up there for a little bit. Listen, we're gonna go upstairs for a little bit. You can. I'm not watching that Danny. Bull. You be watching.

[Cam]

I can't.

[Peyton]

It's like, first of all, Danny, go. He does not look trustworthy. I watched that one time. Has anybody looked into Danny or his go. What is he going for? I don't. He. Y' all seen him? At least give him a clean shave. Nobody shut a five o' clock shadow on it. On a yeah, it shouldn't happen. It's like psychedelic, almost like people that

[Cam]

take playing drums with gorillas and you're fighting a Pink Panther in the middle of a jungle.

[Peyton]

Yeah. The same people that take acid tabs are like, have the same brain as Malachi. Like, it's. It's for babies and potheads. Is that what Danny goes for? Danny, go. Neat. I wouldn't be surprised.

[Cam]

And I hate this.

[Peyton]

A comedy podcast. I would hate. Never mind.

[Cam]

Oh, it's so good.

[Peyton]

Danny, go. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a pizza delivered to him. No, I wouldn't be surprised. He does not look trustworthy. And we can decide if we're keep it or not. Probably not, based off the reaction I'm getting here. Oh, I had a great 911 joke earlier in the podcast. You can keep this in, but that part, you can't. It was such a good joke, too.

[Cam]

It was.

[Peyton]

I mean, it was really funny. I think we're ready.

[Cam]

It was. Yeah, it was heavy hitter, too.

[Peyton]

I think we're ready to go.

[Cam]

Let's.

[Peyton]

Let's review Spider man on Patreon.

[Cam]

Oh, appreciate you coming back. We absolutely love you. Episode 229. Like we said, if you want the full breakdown of the review and in the rating and the rankings of Spider Man. Brand new day.

[Peyton]

And SummerSlam.

[Cam]

And SummerSlam. Head to our Patreon right now for this week's exclusive coming out Wednesday. You also got something Friday. Go over to the Koala Club, pick the tier you would like to pick and join. Come be a part of that community we absolutely love. Y' all confuse the casuals. Get the good karma with this week's secret code. Oh, this is rough. You tell me Aan careful.

[Peyton]

Are ants, Animals are nasty.

[Cam]

You keep wanting to say that word, and I was just going. American Airlines never.

[Peyton]

American Airlines ever. Yeah, if now I would promote. If they pay enough, I will promote that. I will say that, but just know I don't mean it. This is me. I will. Everything that I've sponsored and vouched for so far, I believe in it. I'm telling you now. I will take the sponsorship from American allies, but I don't believe in it.

[Cam]

That's crazy. You heard it here first.

[Peyton]

I will take it, though. I'll be up there. Your bags will get lost, too. I'll be having that mother. Your flight's at 12:30. You're taking off at 4.

[Cam]

Best believe we got you with that free delay.

[Peyton]

Here they go.

[Cam]

Sun's out. Delay.

[Peyton]

It's Wednesday.

[Cam]

Delayed. Welcome to America Delay Airlines.

[Peyton]

American Airlines sucks.

[Cam]

All right. That's the secret code aan. You know what it stands for? Confuse everybody else. We absolutely love y'. All.

[Peyton]

Oh, you took the condom off. Remember? I circumcised my.

[Cam]

Yep, yep. You can drop us off at American Airlines departures tomorrow morning. Yes, sir. All right, goodbye.