THE EXTREME SPELLING CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

THE EXTREME SPELLING CHALLENGE!

You Should Know Podcast
Episode 208 – March 16, 2026
Hosted by Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy (Wood Elf Media)

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Episode Overview

This episode of the You Should Know Podcast brings Peyton and Cam back together after a wild Atlanta boys' weekend, setting the tone with their trademark blend of close-friend banter and candid confessions. After recapping some outrageous travel stories, hygiene debates, and a heated discussion about bridges and beaches, the hosts dive into the much-anticipated “Extreme Spelling Challenge”—a riotous, high-stakes spelling bee where wrong answers force the loser to consume a revolting tuna juice concoction.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Boys Weekend Gone Wrong: Atlanta Recap

• Peyton and Cam went to Atlanta for a secret project and their first-ever stay at a "five-star" hotel (Ritz Carlton).
• Bad Hotel Experience: The hosts describe the “worst hotel ever,” feeling it was fake luxury (“bando with a Louis V belt”) and recount Peyton’s traumatic encounter in the hotel restroom.
  • Quote, Peyton [09:35]:
    “You expect a certain type of decorum in a five star Ritz Carlton... I walk in... swore to God, there's a man taking number two. Not sitting on the toilet. He's hovering it... direct eye contact and charge me.”
  • Cam and Peyton analyze which is worse: hovering with the door open or moving toward Peyton. They agree it's permanently traumatizing.

Peyton’s Hygiene Under Attack

• Cam exposes Peyton’s lack of morning hygiene before a work event—Peyton gets dressed and leaves without showering, brushing teeth, or even using deodorant.
  • Quote, Cam [16:03]:
    “You didn’t piss, you didn’t put deodorant on, you didn’t brush your teeth, you didn’t look at yourself in the mirror… and this is to go work.”
  • Peyton defends himself by referencing TikTok advice: “Your mouth produces natural bacterias in the morning... If you brush those out, then you’re just ruining what your body did overnight.” Further debate ensues about morning routines and TikTok “doctor” credibility.

The Secrets Friends Never Tell

• Peyton discovers personal information about Cam during a checkout conversation with a stranger—facts Peyton never knew after ten years of friendship (e.g., Cam’s sister was previously married, worked at the circus, blew fire, worked with the Tiger King).
  • Quote, Peyton [29:46]:
    “Your sister was a stripper?”
    Cam: “I don’t know if it was full-blown stripper, but... bartender slash waitress maybe didn’t have the most clothing on and shot fire to 40-year-old guys for tips.”
• Cam asserts it’s normal for even close friends to still have unknown stories. Peyton feels betrayed, sparking a comical “you should know everything about me” debate.

Existential Science Debates: Beaches and Bridges

• Beaches & Water: Peyton asks how the ocean “doesn’t overflow onto the land” or why water “knows where to stop.” Cam offers basic geography and gravity explanations in increasingly exasperated fashion, as Peyton questions the physical boundaries of beaches, islands, and tsunamis.
  • Quote, Cam [43:07]:
    “Gravity. Water cannot go up... water won’t climb a mountain.”
• Bridge Construction: The duo debates what comes first, the bridge or the water. Peyton proposes “the Navy” must build underwater bridge supports; Cam attempts to explain underwater construction with scientific methods, much to Peyton’s disbelief and comic confusion.
  • Quote, Peyton [56:06]:
    “Who else can get in the water like that? You can’t... who is it? The underwater company?”

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The Extreme Spelling Challenge (Starts [73:12])

• Stakes: Every missed spelling means the loser drinks “tuna juice,” later escalated into an unholy cocktail of tuna juice, mayonnaise, sweet relish, hot sauce, and Pepsi.

• Cam quizzes Peyton, who struggles and occasionally succeeds with words of increasing difficulty, triggering hilarious panic and disgust.

  Notable Spelling Challenge Highlights:

  • Basic words (Pretty, Animal): Peyton sails through.
  • Medium (“Receive”): Cam gives the “i before e” clue, Peyton nails it but barely.
  • Hard (“Occasion”): Peyton stumbles, drinks the tuna juice:
    • Quote, Peyton [77:54]:
      “Just go for it. You got it. You look like a sad dog. Just hit that juice… Cam. Cam. Let it get… no, no… I can’t. I don’t think I could do this.”
  • “Embarrass” trips him up with “emb” vs “mb”—further forcing the dreadful drink.
  • Cam joins in after Peyton proposes a challenge reversal and both collectively gag at the concoction.
  • Mayonnaise confession: Peyton reveals he’s never tasted mayonnaise, leading to shocked reactions and more food-related dares.
  • The “Fish Float”: A grim mix of all ingredients, visually compared to “watered down pico de gallo.”

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Peyton, on seeing a man hover poop in a hotel bathroom [09:35]:
  “He’s just swinging… charged me. There’s nothing on this planet that could prepare you for that.”
• Cam, on tuna juice punishment [74:37]:
  “Yes, sir. Yes, sir.”
• Peyton, on morning hygiene [18:02]:
  “I don’t brush my teeth in the morning.”
• On TikTok medical advice:
  “Dentists are doctors.”
  Cam: “You’re taking oral advice from a doctor…?”
• On the meaning of ‘beach’ [40:28]:
  Peyton: “The beach can only be the ocean.”
  Cam: “Who says?”
• On spelling challenge stress [74:05]:
  “I’m seeing black dots. Feel this. Feels tender and juicy.”

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Pop Culture Segment: “Age of Attraction” ([63:11]-[71:08])

• New Netflix reality show by Love is Blind producers: Contestants form connections blind to age—mixing “grandparent and college student” level pairings.
  • Cam: “If I don’t get 40 million in the will with my name on it, we’re not together.”
  • Both debate the max age they’d date, discussing if love can ever truly be “blind.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|--------------------------------------------------| | 03:08 | Atlanta weekend recap, hotel from hell | | 09:00 | Peyton’s traumatic bathroom encounter | | 16:00 | Peyton’s lack of morning hygiene exposed | | 18:00 | Oral hygiene TikTok debate | | 26:35 | “You Never Told Me That!” (Friendship secrets) | | 38:50 | School vs. Summer debate | | 42:00 | “Beaches and Water Don’t Mix?” existential chat | | 55:01 | “What comes first: the bridge or the water?” | | 63:11 | Pop culture: “Age of Attraction” discussion | | 73:12 | Extreme Spelling Challenge Begins | | 74:48 | First spelling fail: occasion | | 77:24 | Peyton drinks tuna juice (and the breakdown begins)| | 81:57 | Mayonnaise confession | | 85:24 | “Fish float” challenge created | | 88:18 | Cam tastes the final concoction |

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Podcast Chemistry & Tone

• The banter is relentlessly playful, sarcastic, and sometimes crass—full of best-friend energy coupled with honest disgust and absurd challenges. Peyton takes every humiliation in stride, while Cam lobs the tough questions and keeps the comedic pressure on.
• Signature moments include outrageous one-upmanship on gross-out dares, sharing jaw-dropping secret stories, and dissecting everyday science as if everything’s a conspiracy.

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Conclusion

This episode of You Should Know Podcast delivers a perfect cocktail of riotous storytelling, friendship oversharing, debates both ridiculous and relatable, and the show's most revolting culinary challenge yet. The “Extreme Spelling Challenge” will go down as a highlight—or a lowlight for their gag reflexes—while their unfiltered chemistry and mutual roasting keep every minute engaging.

Secret code for fans to comment:
“Bridges in water. Bridges and water. Leave that everywhere.” ([89:50])

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We are co host Cam back in the studio.

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619.

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Puya, booyaka, booyaka.

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Rey Mysterio.

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How bad do you think you'd fail if you did a 619?

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I've tried it. I tried a 619. Where? Jungle gym or the playscape is what I call it.

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You tried? Was there an opponent? Did you try it on somebody? Did you try just a naked. By yourself? 6:1.

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I think was by myself. I think I did an error 6 6, 1 9. And I didn't realize how physics worked at the time. And so if you swing through and there's not something to stop you, like a human force or skull, it's gonna spin around. Almost dislocated my elbow on the monkey bars. Oh, careful.

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Oh, he goes.

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On the what bars?

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He goes. You almost did what you.

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Huh? Cam. Dude, I feel. I feel strange. Normally I ask how your week was, but we were together.

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We were.

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We spent a whole boys weekend. Boys, boys.

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Why was that so bad?

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Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.

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The watch. Yeah. He said he tried to whiff it back up to the wrist. He said, get back up.

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We had a boys weekend.

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We had a boy's weekend.

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Maybe.

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Maybe we didn't kiss.

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That's up for.

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That's not for you to know, dude.

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Wild. No, I was trying to. You silly. Here we go. Bow right into the camera.

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Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. That's that booty meat.

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But honestly, that. That hotel. We stayed at the worst hotel ever.

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Oh, no. The worst.

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Okay, so me and Cam went to Atlanta this last weekend for a secret project. You'll see soon why I'm so atl.

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I kind of felt that in my own core. I'm so atlant.

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I'm go.

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I'm trying to get that cat, and

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then I eat it.

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What? What the. I'm trying to get that cat, and

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then I eat it.

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And if he wants this cat, he got it. Spin it somehow. Give me that cat. I'm trying to eat it.

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You got a purple tongue. You got giraffe tongue?

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No. I felt like someone put a cigarette out on the back of my. Like, my throat. I woke up this morning, and my throat literally felt like someone went. I went, oh, what a good morning. Someone.

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Yeah, that might be anaphylactic shock. Really not sure what that means. I heard it on the TikTok though.

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Andy didn't say it right. He said anaphylactica. Scott.

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How do you say anaphylactic? Scott Shot.

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Whoa, no, no, no.

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Anaphylactic shock.

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There's no R, I don't think. I think it's anaphylactic.

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Pierce goes, there's always a hard R.

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He goes, there's always a capital R right there at the end.

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It's really punctuation headed. You go, dude, it's really bad about the peer strokes. My mom came over to my house. My new. My new house. My new really new house. Say it.

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Really new, really big house.

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Really new house.

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Really new, really big, really nice, really, really house.

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She came over, she was just talking. She's on the Patreon. She was talking about the Patreon and like all that. And she was like, oh, this episode was funny. This whatever. It was funny. Too much information on this. She goes, now I really liked Pierce. Is he really racist? And I said, I said, I hope not, mom.

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But mom, the kid is who he is. We can't. He shows up and says what? He says, we gotta take face value. She goes, yeah, let's keep him away. Right?

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Yeah. She was like, she was like, I really hope not cuz it could get real bad for him.

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She's like, he better not bring his back to Austin.

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And I was like. I was like, no, it's just a joke. But we're going to continue to put that on his jacket.

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Oh yeah, we have to.

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Yeah. I mean, Pierce has gained a whole fan base of pure.

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Oh yeah, yeah. We got your back, Pierce. Till death do us part. Boy, Pierce is like, yeah, you not.

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So we went to Atlanta this weekend somewhere Pierce would hate. Hate. I mean, you'd hate Atlanta. But I love Atlanta. Right? So me and Cam stayed at a five star hotel. Now this is the first time I've ever been in a five star hotel. The only way I could afford it was we had travel points, we had

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points, we picked and we were loyal.

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So I was really excited. I was like, this is the Ritz Carlton. Like I've heard about this. I like the weekends, talked about it. So I know this is a very special hotel and I cannot wait to experience what a five star hotel is.

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Like, I think we're still waiting.

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The worst hotel I think I've ever stayed at.

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Absolutely terrible. I'm convinced that like we were lied to.

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Yeah.

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I'm genuinely convinced that that's not the place we thought we were going, no,

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it was literally a bando with a Louis V belt on it and some baccarats and just Migos constantly on the speakers.

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I said, dude, where are we?

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But little about my disdain about this hotel is actually about the hotel. Something happened to me at my first five.

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Yeah, watch it get hit. That's that laugh when you're trying to still be a part of the group but you're just pissed.

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Something. Something awful happened to me at my first five star hotel experience.

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Was I.

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No, you weren't there. So I went to the lobby.

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How the hell did this happen?

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Okay, so you were upstairs probably talking to your son or doing whatever. Loser. He doesn't know what's going on.

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Talk to me, son.

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He doesn't know you're there. He doesn't even know you really. So here we go. So you're upstairs being a dad. I was like, ew, get me out of here. So I went downstairs because. Because there's a full bar and I'm an alcoholic. So there was a full bar and restaurant. Right. And I was like, this is sick. I'm going down to the hotel lobby of this five star hotel. I'm intrigued.

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You never told me what you're about to say.

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But I had to use the bathroom, right?

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Okay.

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I'm not going all the way upstairs to use the bathroom.

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Which is surprising.

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There's a public bathroom right here. I only have to do number one, so I can do it right.

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Okay, you're good then. You're good then.

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Now I only had to do number one. But somebody else in that restaurant. Dude, no, watch it happen. No, watch it happen. It's gonna die today. Somebody else in that. Dude, no, it's not. I can't. Boys gonna get cut out, right? I think the espresso shot took me like an hour later.

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That's great. Oh, we're here now. We're in the thick of it.

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But somebody else in that. What's it called? No, no, I'm not even joking. No, I'm not joking.

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Like I'm not with you. I don't want it to get restaurant. It's restroom.

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Yeah, watch it happen. But somebody else in that five star hotel restroom didn't have to take another number. But somebody else in that five star hotel restroom didn't have to do a number one. They were going number two. Now I think it's this person's first time using a bathroom. You expect a certain type of decorum in a five star Ritz Carlton in a downtown area.

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Full Bar, marble countertops right outside.

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Five Stark was seen. Almost Michelin esque, right? So I'm like, okay, this is going to be the best bathroom experience I've ever had. Probably an attendant in there with some cologne or mint, right? I walk in to this bathroom right now. Both the urinals were taken. So I was like, I got a pee. Pee in a stall. That's against man code, but I got to do it.

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I love peeing installation.

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So the first stall I see, the door's wide open. I'm going into that stall.

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Yes, sir.

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So I'm walking to the stall. I turn to face the stall. Stall was occupied. Swear to God, there's a man taking number two. Not sitting on the toilet. He's hovering it. He's hovering the toilet.

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You are biting full bed like this, looking at me.

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And when I say, he's just swinging. He's just here with it. He's just die. And when I say he's looking at me like this, I go. I go, oh, he literally. Now imagine. Imagine the stress in my body when I'm just seeing this. I'm like, holy.

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He goes, oh, I would have went, no, it was Sparta. No, no, no.

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He crab walks to me. I mean, that butt fresh. I mean, he's. He's dropping it.

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The door's open.

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Doors wide open. That's a misdemeanor.

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That's public indecency jail.

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He can't go near schools. Oh, he crab walks to the stall. Door shuts. It goes, oh. All I hear his artillery in that toilet.

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Oh, he's like, I'm hit. I'm hitting. Yeah.

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What'd your guy do?

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He said, oh, no, I do smell.

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No, dude, swear to God, no, no. That is the top five worst things you can do as a human being. Like. Like, at what point? I don't care what time of the day you thought it was. I don't care how empty you thought that bathroom was. You close that door every time. Oh, you.

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A hundred out of a hundred times you closed the door. Yeah, that is. And the fact. The fact he was in movement towards you, that's enough for me to catch a case. I swear to God that if another man's butt naked. I can smell your fecal matter.

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Right.

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I can see your genitalia. And you're starting to. Linemen walk towards me like you're in pass block and you're coming toward me.

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I'm. Yeah, I have to.

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I'm sorry.

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You. Dude, it was honestly, like, it's one of those things Like, I've seen wild things happen. I've seen car crashes in person. I've seen people break their arm in person. Oh. There was a certain level of trauma that was instilled onto my heart from watching a grown man publicly poop in front of me. Direct eye contact, and charge me. Like.

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Like, there's. Dude, the great. The craziest part about this is I'm very. I'm weird with stories and, like, analytical. And I do not know which is more of a dramatic thing. The fact that a grown man decided it was okay to take it with the door wide open or the fact that started moving towards you.

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You know, I'm saying I can't pick

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if I just see the guy like this, hovering, by the way. Oh, yeah. He's not even sitting.

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No, he's not sitting. He's hovering.

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I don't know which is worse.

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I really don't. It's like one of those things. You're stuck in the tracks. Like, you can prepare for certain things in life. Home robberies. Lock your door. Right? Yeah. Car crash. Wear a seatbelt. Be vigilant. Put the phone down. Exactly. There's nothing on this planet that could prepare you for that.

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That's like going to sleep, and then you wake up and you're on train tracks and you're just standing there and you're looking at a locomotive.

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You're like. Like, there's nothing that can prepare you for that.

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No, dude, that is. That is utter.

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That guy.

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Okay, now this is a very important question. Yeah, very important. Do you think he was a member? He was staying there that night at the hotel.

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Okay. That's one of the things that went through my mind. I was like, maybe it was a homeless man that's not going to use the best.

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But at the same time, he had slacks on. Oh, dude, he needs.

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Well, he didn't have them on there. They were. But I heard the belt coming at me whenever it was like, you know, whenever the belt's dragging on the floor,

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he needs that guy.

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Homeless people don't wear belts.

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They don't have belts.

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They don'.

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Worry about slacks. No, no. He needs to be indicted. Yeah, that guy needs to lose his assets. Like, any. That. That is enough for generational like. Like suffering. Yeah, like, they need. His lineage needs to learn a lesson.

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You need to freeze all of his accounts.

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Freeze all your accounts. He needs to go bankrupt.

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He needs to have a lifetime warrant. Like, anytime you get pulled over, you're going to jail. Like, if you do one infraction, you're going to prison.

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You are drunk, walking on the sidewalk. Jail.

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Yeah.

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Two years minimum.

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I just, I cannot understand the rationale behind that. Like what? In the day, like, I've had to bad publicly.

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There's nothing bad enough to where you can't close the door. You have never. Your has never sparked. It's sitting there. Yeah, it's ready. You always have at least a millisecond to go, oh, dude, there's no way. No, he needs to go to hell.

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I know the. His hair coarseness. I know everything of his body, man. And that guy's gonna live with me for a while. But I think, honestly, that is probably the craziest thing that happened to me this weekend or that I saw this weekend.

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Oh, you were missing a very, very important and incredibly crazy thing. What this meant. Peyton has absolutely no self respect or hygiene.

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You.

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I witnessed the craziest thing in the world this weekend. We go out, have a great night. We stay up, we go to sleep, we wake up in the morning. We have to be out at like, let's say 9:30 sharp. It's 9 o'.

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Clock.

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We're just sitting in the bed and I'm like, I'm following his lead. If I'm. If he's not tweaking, I'm not tweaking.

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Yeah.

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It gets to 9:20, Peyton goes, Man, we got a couple minutes. I'm like, are we. When are we leaving? Peyton got out of the bed, put the same jeans on the night before,

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straight out of bed to denim, straight

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in, boxer, scratching his light skin. Straight denim, same socks, same jeans, same T shirt. Put his shoes on like this,

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by the way. I haven't, I haven't sat up from the bed.

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He didn't leave the bed.

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The clothes were right there at the side.

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He did not leave the bed. He's in, he's fully clothed. And I, I venture to say you weren't even under the covers. You weren't out from covers.

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I had a little bit on.

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Denim on and covers.

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It was cold.

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And then he stands up and goes, all right, bro, car's gonna be here in two minutes. And I went, I went, whoa, whoa, what the. Wait, you didn't, you didn't piss, you didn't. You didn't put deodorant on. You didn't brush your teeth, you didn't look at yourself in the mirror. You didn't wash your face, you didn't put cologne on. Why'd you bring your toiletries? Why'd you bring your toiletry back? You had no intention of using. You did not step foot in the bathroom.

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I was fully dressed. Cam was still exactly stepping out of the bed. And I was like, cam, come on, we have to leave.

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He said, car's here in 60 seconds. I said, no, the. We're not leaving.

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Cam's like, you haven't even seen the inside of our bathroom today.

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You have not stepped in the bathroom before leaving. And you are in. This is to go work. This isn't to go grab a coffee and come back. We're going to literally work.

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No, we're going to go film something and come to find out. It was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

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Yeah. There was 30 people there. He smelled like baloney and sin. No brushed teeth, no mouthwash, no cologne.

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Didn't.

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Didn't comb his beard, didn't wash his hair, didn't wash his face. Same exact clothes we sweated the night before. We ate food the night before. There's liquor on his breath. There's hookah smoking his clothes. And I. I was. I was literally mind blown. I said, there's.

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You.

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You are actually a terrifying man. Okay, that. That is the. That is the tendencies of a man that should not be trusted. I'm just. I'm gonna say it. I trust you with my life, but that if someone else sees that, they. They don't trust you.

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This is the only thing you got to see behind the curtain. Not everybody gets to see behind the curtain. If you saw, like, right after that, like, the people we saw when we went to go film, you would never know. I rep. I present well.

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You can present well, but there's only so many odors that can be hidden. Dude, I've seen behind the curtain before.

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You have.

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It's never been this low. It's never been this low. You used to go, at least you'd look yourself in the mirror. Probably be like. And then you'd go. You'd go, water, water. You'd grab cologne, spray the. And then.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You never, never were a big fan of brushing teeth. Now that's fine.

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I don't brush my teeth in the morning.

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And that just. That. That. That is the sickest, mind blowing statement.

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It's not. It's okay, because I saw a thing on TikTok. It was from a doctor. He said that your. Your mouth produces natural bacterias in the morning. Okay. And you. If you brush those out, then you're just ruining what your. Your natural body did it overnight.

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Okay? So now if I saw a video about my lungs and the lung Video came from a dentist. Would you take it for just face value?

[B]

I don't understand the concept.

[A]

You're taking oral advice from a doctor.

[B]

Dentists or doctors.

[A]

Call him a dentist. Was he a dentist or a doctor?

[B]

He's a doctor. Dentist, they're the same thing. Dentist or doctors. You're trying to disrespect the dentist and

[A]

doctors, but you're disrespecting them by saying they're the same. They're vastly different. If I went.

[B]

Doctors aren't and dentists are different. So you don't call a pediatrician a doctor.

[A]

That pediatrician is a doctor for babies.

[B]

You don't call a veterinarian a doctor.

[A]

It's a doctor for animals.

[B]

So, okay, a dentist is a doctor for teeth.

[A]

Hit it. But there, there is distinct.

[B]

There's career paths, there's branches. But you're acting like I'm crazy for saying what I said.

[A]

No, I'm not. I'm just saying I say it the right way.

[B]

That is saying it the right way. Don't touch it.

[A]

If you went to get a. If you went to get a root canal and they're like, man, you really need a jog more. Your zone 2 cardio is not looking the best. You should really get on that tready a little bit.

[B]

I don't understand what you're saying. How is that the same? No, give me that comparison because I know it doesn't make sense to me.

[A]

You said you saw a video about bacteria of the mouth.

[B]

Yes. From a doctor.

[A]

Be a doctor.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I simply asked you, was he a dentist or is he a doctor?

[B]

That's not what you asked. That's not what you asked. You said, was it a dentist or a doctor?

[A]

You said, Holy. Go, Cameron. Go, Ken.

[B]

You said you. So it's okay if I call him a doctor? You want me call him. You want me call him a dick?

[A]

Yeah, call him a doctor. Sure. Call him a human being.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just say you saw a video of a human because then that. Which would be.

[B]

That would be. I could say a Homo sapien and that would be the same thing. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I could see a terrestrial being.

[A]

This is you. Serpent of the tongue. Yeah. Matter of fact, you're a doctor.

[B]

No, I'm not. You sure? No, I'm not a doctor. See, that's the thing. I'm not a doctor.

[A]

Have a doctorate of verbal linguistic manipulation from the University of Harvard.

[B]

I'm sorry that I can articulate my thoughts and emotions better than you. Therapy Might be a help for you.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Therapy's great. You are just a anaconda. You are a snake.

[B]

I have one. You not one.

[A]

I go, well, then I. I got a. I'm right here. Yeah.

[B]

Sometimes when I poop, like, I. Sometimes I go to poop in my house and I poop naked, right? And then I go and stand up and I walk out to. To the rest of the bathroom. And then Sarah comes in. She's like, why is there a trail of water on the floor? Get it? Because my. In the water and it drips as I'm going. So I leave a trail of water. Because I'm insinuating my penis is larger than average. Yes. Right.

[A]

And you want to know the crazy part? Because I give you so much respect in my brain that when I first heard the story, I thought you were insinuating that your penis is so large you are dragging it across the floor. Once you stood up.

[B]

Oh, no. If I were to do a little squat, I could get there.

[A]

That really. That you need to be checked. Possible tumor. Jesus Christ. Tumor's a fine word. Real thing. Just as real as a doctor.

[B]

Anyway, speaking of health and hygiene and everything, right? I was on Tick Tock and I saw a video from a dentist that happens to be a doctor as well. Like, all of them are.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

It is not okay for you to brush your teeth in the morning first thing off the. Wake up. It is unhealthy for you to brush your teeth fresh off. Wake up.

[A]

I do not. I don't believe that in this. And I've seen you sleep, dog. Like, let's just call a space to spade. I've seen you sleep. How do I sleep? Some people sleep. They're like snow white, you know, very proper crossed. You're like this, and you go, that. That lip just. I mean, it just pops out. You start to. Oh, God, no, you have. You have big, nice lips. And you'll sit there, you'll be going to sleep and just go. It's like. It's like. That's how I know. That's how I know you've hit at least rim 2.

[B]

Why are you watching me?

[A]

Oh. Cause sometimes you fall. Dude, you fall asleep. Yeah, for. Like, you're pretty close to narcoleptic. You'll fall asleep in the middle of conversations, and then you'll be up for the next two hours straight.

[B]

Like, if I.

[A]

If I'm tired enough to. Where I'm in and out, it's like I need to call It. You'll be like, yeah, no, but then, I mean, honestly, if we had like one extra camera. And then you go, you'll be like, I thought of an idea. Hold on, where's my laptop? And then it's three hours later, you're like. Like, yeah, dude, I didn't get the best rest. Like, I'm kind of pretty tired. No, you sleep with your mouth wide open. Yes. I don't believe that for a second.

[B]

I'm a mouth breather. I always have been.

[A]

Okay, okay, this is. The bacteria might be good. I'm not debating that. When you wake up, say you and Sarah wake up. Yes, the moment's great. Y' all go for a couple smoochies. Now that does not insinuate smooches. And that's not what I meant. Y' all go for a couple smoochies. Yes or no? Are you smelling wood chips? No, you're smelling environment.

[B]

Oh, it smells like biohazard in our bed.

[A]

Exactly. So the bacteria might.

[B]

That's called self control. That means just don't smooch in the morning.

[A]

Dude, we're not in the caves anymore. You can brush your teeth.

[B]

Do you brush your teeth before breakfast?

[A]

Now that's a different story.

[B]

So what's the order of operations?

[A]

You can now that. Now the proper thing is wake up, go to the sink. Your smells like grease and hell.

[B]

What am I doing in the sink? What do you do in the sink?

[A]

Where do you brush your teeth? On the hose.

[B]

So you do brush your teeth before breakfast?

[A]

No, I say proper is. I think you're supposed to do it before breakfast.

[B]

I crushed it. You're not supposed to do it at all.

[A]

I wake up, eat breakfast first so I can get all that syrup and no like manufactured flavor. So you're on the same team then?

[B]

I.

[A]

No, no, but you went the whole day. We shot something in front of 30 souls. We then ate food, then went to an airport, then you went home and then you kissed Sarah. All without a single bristle hitting your plaque.

[B]

Have you ever walked past me on a midday and be like this breast hot. That is.

[A]

That's a. I don't know what you do, but your is like you don't really have stinky breath.

[B]

Yeah, it's not. It might be. It might be like, oh, he has all day on him. But it's not stinky.

[A]

For me, the ideology is enough. If I know Liv hasn't brushed your teeth, I'm giving you pecs. You're not getting. You're not getting tongue. You're not getting intimacy.

[B]

It's the same thing with, like, any. This is the second episode in a row where I've given health tips. But it's. It's the same thing whenever, like, you always take immunity shots or if you always take antibiotics. If you're always taking antibiotics, your. Your body will start to depend on them or, like, like, so it's not good if you're always brushing your teeth. Your teeth and your mouth. Bacteria will always depend on that. So then you'll smell like, literally, Hurricane Katrina is coming out of your mouth. If you're not brushing your teeth. I'm telling you, you're not supposed to do that. You got to let your natural toxins and odors take over toxins and odors.

[A]

So now it's not even bacteria. So you want me to let toxins and odors take over my mouth?

[B]

Do you. You put on deodorant before bed?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You put on deodorant before bed.

[A]

I put on deodorant anytime I get out of the shower.

[B]

Okay, so say it's a nighttime shower, right? Deodorant. You're going, no way. Kim, you know that's awful for you, right?

[A]

I've heard that. Yeah.

[B]

It's the same thing as brushing your teeth in the morning. You're not supposed to do it, dude.

[A]

That's not. That is not the same because you're clogging your pores.

[B]

You're clogging your mouth pores.

[A]

Are you getting really salivated right now? I can hear a lot of spit in your mouth. It sounded like you were holding, like, a gulp in there. You're like, dude, now you start. No, that's the deodorant. I can understand that, but brushing your teeth? No. Hell no.

[B]

I'm telling you, it's the same thing. You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to wear deodorant before bed, and you're not supposed to brush your teeth in the morning. Any doctors or dentists put it in the comments.

[A]

No. No.

[B]

And you did something this weekend that really hurt my feelings. This will be the last thing on our weekend recap.

[A]

What the hell did I do? That hurt your feelings?

[B]

We went shopping together. Right? And it was the first time in years I've seen you actually purchase clothes. Can't tell by your outfit today. I mean, you dress like a cartoon. I mean, it's absolutely insane. It's like. It's like somebody clicks on, you should know. I can guess what Cam's wearing.

[A]

That's. That's Fair.

[B]

I want everybody to start doing that on Mondays, whenever, before you click on the episode. Hit pause before the intro finishes and guess cam's wearing this 99% success rate in the comments. Oh, if they.

[A]

If they put black shirt.

[B]

No, we can go. We can narrow it down to exact T shirts.

[A]

They probably could. Honest to God, the first person that guesses it right. I might. I might, like, send you something. I might send you that shirt.

[B]

Yeah, please. So we can get rid of it.

[C]

Get rid of it.

[B]

But you did something that really hurt my feelings this weekend. Like not even podcast. Like genuinely as a friend.

[A]

Oh, my God. Let it rip. What I do.

[B]

So me and Cam went shopping this weekend, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Cam was checking out after he was buying clothes. Right. And the guy that was checking him out is a complete stranger to you. Yes.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

The worker was a complete stranger to you. Yeah. Never met him before. Like a 60 year old man.

[A]

Yeah. He was cool, though.

[B]

I was standing off to the side overhearing their conversation. Right. I saw it. Because I'm nosy and you're talking to my. So I'm wanting to know what's going on. You're like this.

[A]

You look like this.

[B]

Yeah. So I'm sitting there listening to Cam yap to this 60 year old man. Yep. They're talking about where each other are from. Cam says, oh, I'm from Dallas, right? Yeah. Then this guy says he's from another place. I'm like, okay. That's a casual conversation. Once Cam, here's where this guy is from. He goes, oh, I don't know. Should I put that out there? What you said?

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

Okay. Cam says, oh, I've been out there. My sister's ex husband used to live out there. When my heart hit my. At that point, you told that man something I never knew about you. The fact that you share personal info like that to a stranger and I've known you for a decade and never knew your sister has been married before or you've been to that state.

[A]

You didn't know that my sister's been married?

[B]

No, I just found out you had

[A]

a brother two months ago that. No, okay. No, no. You know, I found out you had

[B]

a brother at your wedding. He walked in, I was like, who's this guy? You're like, that's my brother. I go, what the.

[A]

That's not true. You met my brother at the wedding. You did not find out about him at the wedding.

[B]

Take it off. The exact thing. Why do you feel like you.

[A]

Oh, God. That Was a summoning.

[B]

Why do you feel like you shouldn't have shared that with me in the 10 years we've known each other, but you shared that with a random guy at a store.

[A]

Okay, first one, I definitely have shared that. And second, why the do you think it matters? And you're entitled to it.

[B]

You know, I don't know.

[A]

I don't know what Preston did in ninth grade. I don't know what Preston did in his seventh grade. Summer.

[B]

Yes, you do.

[A]

I don't know. His favorite hobby from childhood. I'm not like. Why didn't you tell me Preston used to wear Heelys and Supras? The what does that matter? That's not the same about your brother. You know about me. You know about my sister.

[B]

No.

[A]

You know my sister used to blow fire from her mouth. You don't need to know that.

[B]

Wait. Yes? Your sister smoked?

[A]

What? Oh, my sister smoked like a chimney. But that's her past life I'm talking about. She used to be like a. She's like one of those dancers at a Coyote Ugly.

[B]

What's a Coyote Ugly?

[A]

She'd be on stage in some skimpy clothes with liquor in her mouth and shooting fire to the guy.

[B]

Sister was in the circus. You tell your sister was in the circus.

[A]

Nobody says circus dog. That's the Going on with the thing. She wasn't on a wheel flicking peanuts to an elephant. She was. She's probably in like a bra shooting fire to 40 year old guys. Get tips.

[B]

Your sister was a stripper?

[A]

I don't know if it was full blown stripper, but it was like something down that line. It was like a.

[B]

You don't blow fire. Did she swallow swords? I don't.

[A]

I think she did before, actually. No, she.

[B]

Circus act. No.

[A]

Another foot now. No, no, you get.

[B]

Stop giving me fun facts. Your sister was in the circus. I'm hearing about that. Ten years in our relationship.

[A]

My sister also worked for the Tiger King. Are you kidding me? Yeah, she was actually there. Like, she actually, like, knew everyone that was in that documentary, Carol Paskus. She knows Kash. She worked there.

[B]

Dog.

[A]

Your sister lived in Oklahoma. She went through like a little nomadic phase.

[B]

I think your sister is like a refugee. Like, she's running from something.

[A]

Dude. You said she worked at a circus, Ted.

[B]

Well, you can't say she threw peanuts at people and like blew fire. No, she blew fire.

[A]

It was like Coyote Ugly. I think they have a movie.

[B]

Stop saying that. Like, that's a regular place.

[A]

I think there's a movie about it.

[B]

Though, too.

[A]

Like an actual sister or something.

[B]

Your sister has a movie about her?

[A]

Not about her, but, like, this, the

[B]

job, and she's a Netflix documentary.

[A]

Tiger King and Peanut, matter of fact, where the dividends. Where's our residuals?

[B]

You're like. Actually, she also was a head writer on Dragon Josh.

[A]

But that's the thing. Like, okay, now, the Tiger King. I probably should have disclosed that, because that's sick.

[B]

And the fact she was in a circus.

[A]

She wasn't in a circus, dog. She was like a. Like a. A bartender slash waitress and maybe didn't have the most of clothing on. So I don't know.

[B]

I've met a lot of those women. None of them breathe fire. She.

[A]

She. She was a dragon. She breathed.

[B]

Breathed, breathed.

[A]

She might be right.

[B]

Yeah. She passed into breathing is breathed. Breathe.

[A]

No, it's not. She broke. She broed fire. No, but back to it. That's. That's not something that I wake up on a Tuesday hanging out with my boy and go, dude, by the way, 17 years ago, my sister used to shoot Patron and make fire. Anyway, what do you want from Chipotle? That's not how life works.

[B]

Okay, but you think it. We've been around each other so much. Like, we lived together, Cam. Yes. We lived down the street from each other. We've been. We've been best friends. Not even just close friends. Best friends for 10 years.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I should not learn anything new about you. I shouldn't. I should know everything.

[A]

That's not true. How?

[B]

You know everything about me. What's one thing you don't know about me? About my family? What's one thing you don't know?

[A]

I'm not sure I know Preston's middle name. If I'm saying you do.

[B]

Give me a William.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that. William.

[B]

Yeah, you did know that. You know everything about me. You know about my turtles.

[A]

You know about a hot dog that

[B]

was behind my dumpster when I lived in an apartment and it left the day we moved out. I told you all this. You heard about a severed head goat that lived above me. Me. And it was dripping blood onto my balcony. You know everything about me. That's.

[A]

I mean, that's a.

[B]

You know about Cooper.

[A]

You know Cooper's first real name, that is.

[B]

What's his name? Real name?

[A]

Wasn't it Tyler? No, no, it was tungsten. No press. No SpongeBob. Philip Phil.

[B]

Patrick. Yep.

[A]

Patrick. There we go. There we go. Sure know that one. No, but, I mean, I hear you, but I think maybe you're just more. Maybe you're just more like, letting stuff loose. Maybe I'm a little reclusive with that.

[B]

I don't know. It's like. Like finding out that you've been dating somebody but in the past life. Like, ooh, they were, like, really like you. They had a really big history that they hid from you. That's what I feel like in our relationship.

[A]

I don't mean for that.

[B]

Boo Boo.

[A]

I don't mean for that.

[B]

Well, I don't care what you mean. It hurts my feelings because I shouldn't. Like, in no relationship, after 10 years, should you be learning about that person's life before you. You should know everything, especially the volume of our relationship.

[A]

See, I know. I hear what you're saying, but at the same time, I also. Now, I do. I am going to say this now, not deflecting, because that'd be a wicked man. Wicked thing to do. Yeah, you do have a bad memory problem. You got a bad memory on.

[B]

You can't. No, no, no. I do have a bad memory. I do.

[A]

Oh, my God. What the hell? What the.

[B]

So strange. I know. I honestly do have a bad memory.

[A]

Not the worst, but, like, some things slip through the cracks. It's typically things you don't give a about.

[B]

No, but, you know, you've never told me that. You've never told me your sister worked at the circus and knew Carole Baskin.

[A]

Now, knowing Carole Baskin's blowing fire. Yes.

[B]

Does she know what happened to Carole's husband?

[A]

No, she knows the guy that. That really.

[B]

On the.

[A]

She literally said, like, she had conversation. Like, they used to take lunch breaks together. That guy.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't say, like, we watched that show together. You sat next to me and watched

[A]

that show and you didn't tell me. I didn't.

[B]

You.

[A]

I didn't know it in the time you. In the time I knew it afterwards on the back end, you. No, you.

[B]

You know, that's crazy.

[A]

There's things my. I think shot. She shot a snake with a shotgun in my grandma's house.

[B]

That's things we don't need to know. Like, I'm fine. Like, I don'. Of. But it's like big. See, big life moments like that. Like, that's. That's crazy. Your sister was in two documentaries and she was a circus. Like, that's. And now she's a head chef.

[A]

What is she doing? You know she ran, like, a soup kitchen in Germany, too, right? Like, now, that's.

[B]

No, no, you're you're trolling.

[A]

No, I swear to God. No, but that's like the thing.

[B]

Your sister lived in Germany two years? Yeah. Why?

[A]

The same ex husband was in the air force. Got. They got based in Germany. She was over there. And then when she came back, I was at McDonald's with the boys. She came back, my mom said, hey, come back to the house. Your sister's home. I fell down to my knees and the McDonald's started crying.

[B]

You thought she was at war too?

[A]

No, no, I didn't think she was at war. Like, she made it back. I'm like, my God, she was on the front line, blowing fire like the tiger. They go, unleash the heather.

[B]

She's like.

[A]

She goes.

[B]

She's like.

[A]

She's like. Then she goes, carol, get him.

[B]

No, that's crazy that I'm just learning something about you.

[A]

Okay. No, now on this, just learning about train. Okay. So not. Not my actual sister. Little sister.

[B]

I was gonna say. You're the stepsister.

[A]

No, Zoe. So the little sister of my wife.

[B]

Right. So I'm called sister.

[A]

Yeah, Sister in law sister. But I was just making sure it's not the same one. Not the circus act, fire breathing tiger king Carol bashes Germany living. Right. So my sister in law talking to her and because it's. It's about to be spring break, so they're chilling, we're just talking on the phone and she. I go like, what, are you excited for spring break? She goes, not really. I'd rather be in school. That's strange in itself.

[B]

Oh, she's a loser. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, she's strangers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So then I go, no, no, Z. That's like saying you'd rather be in school through like, like spring breaks, a small summer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Would you rather be in school or you'd rather be in summer? This girl looks at me and claims she'd rather be in school if school didn't have academic stress. Is what she said. If school did not have academic stress, she'd rather be in school than summer.

[B]

Yeah, that makes sense. That caveat is what makes it make sense. That caveat is what made that make sense.

[A]

That caveat. Whatever this is. You're like flipping a burger. That caveat does nothing for me.

[B]

That caveat's if school didn't have academic.

[A]

You're a sellout. You're a sellout. You're just trying to agree. You're just trying to agree with Zoe.

[B]

No, I don't have. No relation. I love Zoe, but I don't have. I don't care what she thinks of me.

[A]

You'd rather be in school? Stress levels high or non existent. You'd rather. You of all people, the dropout. You'd rather be in school than Summer?

[B]

I loved school without the actual school part. It's a big clubhouse.

[A]

Okay, then there's your caveat.

[B]

That's the thing she said. With no academic stress, that means you're just in a big clubhouse with your friends. Summer was lonely. I was singing to my crush high school musical tunes through my house. I was hoping she would hear it.

[A]

Peyton, we live like an adult. Summer.

[B]

Now.

[A]

You wouldn't rather be in school? Okay, but you said. You said school.

[B]

Yeah, you said I'd rather do school.

[A]

If, like, this school part was there.

[B]

Yes, that's. I thought that's what the question was.

[A]

No academic str.

[B]

Your academic stress.

[A]

Like if you weren't like. Like feeling like you're underwater and failing your classes and all the work.

[B]

Oh, I never cared about that anyway.

[A]

Okay, that's fair.

[B]

Are there repercussions to failing you?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's still that. That brings stress, though, then.

[A]

That is not the you would not rather stress, high or non existent. There's no way you're picking.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Okay, if that was true, school is

[B]

the best place on earth. If there was no school.

[A]

Oh, my God, I feel like I am b. I. Where's Ashton Kutcher? I'm being pranked right now.

[B]

School.

[A]

You're telling me that school's better than summer? Why do we count down to summer every year in school?

[B]

That if school didn't have notes or tests, it would be the best place on earth.

[A]

It's also not school. At that point, it's just a hangout. If school didn't have teachers, notes, test, or assignments, it would be the best. Yeah, no.

[B]

Well, then maybe I'm wrong.

[A]

That's like going to. That's like going to college and being in a dorm of 2000 with no teachers. She said, without the stress of academics. So, like, knowing you got to do this. It's better than summer.

[B]

That's.

[A]

School's not better than Summer. With any caveat.

[B]

I.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I also didn't have friends, so that may. Like the Gutter Gang, they were cool, but sometimes I couldn't find them in the sewer. I know. I always knew where they were. Like we. We always found each other at the school. That's how we became friends. So if I didn't have school, I wouldn't have the Gutter Gang. If without school, I wouldn't have you. Without school, we wouldn't have this.

[A]

Okay, that's fine. That doesn't mean it didn't suck when

[B]

we were there, but okay, honestly, school does not suck.

[A]

School doesn't suck.

[B]

Because if you look back at it, it was the easiest, simplest time ever. For most. Most people.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Because the real life happens after college. And then you're like, oh, I would rather be doing Cornell style notes. Did y' all do Cornell style?

[A]

They'll suck. I don't know who that is. He sucks.

[B]

It's a university.

[A]

Yeah, I like. Oh, it comes from the University of Cornell.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I thought it was like Colonel Cornell. You thought Sergeant Cornell.

[B]

Oh, your sister's boss.

[A]

Yeah, I go. By the way, she was in the 8th Battalion. I'm just kidding. But there's no bro summer in every way, shape and form is better than school.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're doing the same with no agenda and you get to do what you want. So you're saying no test, no notes. You get to be with the friends. I'm already with my friends. I literally go, hey, let's go outside right now. Let's go hang out right now. Let's go to the pool right now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We don't have to ask the teacher.

[B]

But the girls weren't there. I know that. Didn't care.

[A]

Oh, the girls were there in summer. The girls were there in summer. We went up to the beach. We were playing beach volleyball at the beach.

[B]

It's not the beach. Little Elm Lake. Google it.

[A]

Somebody google Little Elm Lake as a beach.

[B]

It's not the beach. It's.

[A]

It's a man made beach.

[B]

Oh, dude, stop.

[A]

It's a man made beach.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

There's.

[B]

That is a lake. It's called lake.

[A]

The water is the lake.

[B]

Dude, I can't do this again.

[A]

If someone takes sand. If someone takes sand. Yeah, I don't give a. I don't care if it was imported from. From Ecuador. I don't care where the sand came from. They brought sand.

[B]

It's not a beach.

[A]

Camp to a lake and made a beachfront.

[B]

After all these years. After all these years, my argument is the beach can only be the ocean.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's the only. It can only be bordered the ocean. It can only. That's the only way it could be a beach. You can't have a lake beach.

[A]

That. Why? Says who?

[B]

Because whenever. Who says I'm taking a vacation to the beach and you think they're going to a lake?

[A]

That, that, that. No, that's. No one's Ever said that that's a vacation. That's.

[B]

It's. I'm just saying, who. Oh, I'm gonna go visit the beach now.

[A]

If I literally said, hey, let's go down to the beach and play beach volleyball and.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And then we show up and there's sand and there's water and there's beach volleyball.

[B]

Anybody that didn't grow up in your shop, poor neighborhood, God, they would not do. Okay. Oh, I get it. Because that's how y' all grew up. Like, that was it. Like that Y' all couldn't go to Florida. Y' all couldn't go to New. The Gulf of Mexico. It was like. That was it.

[A]

That was the beach. No, we're not gonna get on a plane and go to the Florida place. Y' all didn't either.

[B]

You had. I took. I took trips to Florida all the time as a kid. It was our summer vacation spot.

[A]

But say,

[B]

Dude, I have a thing about the beach and think about this biblically.

[A]

I'll try Biblically.

[B]

I'm really salvic today. Salivic. Salivic. Whatever it is, think about the beach and. And please don't, like, make fun of me. This is not like me trying to bait or anything. Like, it's a genuine question. So the ocean is bordered by sand and land, right? Yes, I. How does it not overflow onto the land? Genuine question. How does the water not take over?

[A]

I mean, it can.

[B]

But how does it just not regularly spill over? Because if I have glass in a cup, right? And I go like this. Guess where it's going to all on the floor. And so the world rotates on an axis. And so I'm just not understanding. And it was a genuine thought, might have been high. How does it get. Not get on to the, like, all the beach houses and stuff?

[A]

Well, I mean, it's.

[B]

It. That's.

[A]

It's so it has its natural levels.

[B]

Like, it's.

[A]

The. The water's there, right? So the land. The only reason that you're thinking about houses of the land is already there. Like, that's the part that the water is just not touching.

[B]

So the water. So the land isn't containing the water?

[A]

No. I mean, I'd argue how does it just notice in the world is water.

[B]

But how does it just know to stop there then? How does the water just know to stop there then? Where everybody's putting houses.

[A]

It's okay. The houses are after the fact. The water is at its own level and at its own height. And the part that it can't cover because the land is just higher. The land is there. It's a big landmass. The water just won't go up there. Water doesn't travel uphill, so we're just

[B]

basically big mountains on a pool of water. Yeah.

[A]

The world is most definitely way more water than.

[B]

No, I knew. No, I know that.

[A]

It's not like there were land and we poured it up the water. It's like there's a ton of water, and we're on the parts that are.

[B]

So we're up here. The water's down here. Yeah.

[A]

It's a bit farther.

[B]

Nobody goes all the way down here. All the water very deep.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Turn it a little bit, though. You.

[A]

Did you understand what I'm trying to say?

[B]

I think you're.

[A]

I think the axis things. You're completely missed thought right now.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. The axis is kind of there, and our world is like, here. It's not like we're leaning, or else we'd be walking around like that. Like, it's.

[B]

Technically, we just don't feel it because that's how we grew up. Like, you don't know you're in an impoverished neighborhood until you go to Beverly Hills. You're like, oh, I've been growing up bad.

[A]

You go, holy shit.

[B]

That's the same thing with an axis. That's why we just don't feel like we're on a tilt. We're. We're literally sideways.

[A]

No, we're not.

[B]

Not fully, but on a. We're on a slant. We're on a slope. We're on a tilt.

[A]

But we're still. First off.

[B]

But.

[A]

But gravity is like this. Gravity's not, like.

[B]

Not too sure about that. I'm just. I'm just. My whole thing is, I don't understand how the water just knows to stay put and not to affect all the buildings and the beachgoers and all that.

[A]

Now the water's not thinking, oh, I want to. I want to destroy these people. I want to eviscerate that hotel.

[B]

Well, it's not water. I'm just saying, how does it just know to stay put?

[A]

It doesn't. That's.

[B]

Then why does it not ever come over?

[A]

Because that's the natural levels.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

Water's not thinking. Water doesn't take a nap and go, oh, I just feel like I really want to just get on some land today. Dad, can I.

[B]

But how is it just the perfect amount to where it doesn't go over? How is it the perfect Amount of water? That's a good question.

[A]

The land, right? The land is there before the people, before the building. Yes.

[B]

And we built on that.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So we.

[A]

We are the ones that saw and said, holy, that water's. That water's not getting any higher than that.

[B]

Why we did not two bedroom room right there. Why sell it? Why is it not, though? How does it not just get bigger? How does the ocean just not get more full

[A]

p. What do you think is happening out there in the ocean? Like, do you think they have H Vac?

[B]

How does it get so deep out there? But it's not that deep over here, like on the. On the border of the land. How is it not as deep as it was over there? Because in the deep ocean, that's where they got the land, fish and all that.

[A]

Because there's ground and earth and physical land here. Same way with your.

[B]

Your water. What about islands then?

[A]

Oh, dude, listen.

[B]

What's the difference between an island and here then? How does it not spill over on an island? No, Epstein.

[A]

So sometimes.

[B]

But think about it. Think about it. There's. There's. There's islands out in the middle of the ocean, correct? Yes. In the deep depths, dark part of the ocean. Not really.

[A]

There's. I mean, but.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, but it' out there.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Where the deep water is.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Where the Lampish are.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

How does the water know not to just go take over that if it's so deep over there? And then how is it?

[A]

Is the water like. Like what do you think the water is in your mind, Alexander the Great? You keep saying take over. Why does the water conquer that?

[B]

Why does it not. Why does the water not overflow that island?

[A]

Who's to say it doesn't?

[B]

Because people have built things on islands. I mean, there's a big thing going on right now.

[A]

Yes, I understand, bro. I like, I don't even know how to answer this for you. See, and then you go, I knew that was coming. I hate you. But it's just ask the good question. It's just a fat. No, you don't. You're cuz. You're saying like water has emotion.

[B]

No, I'm not saying. I'd say that to explain it better, but you don't have answer. So there's. We're just going in circles here.

[A]

But I don't know, it's the water. The when your same cup of water analogy, right? If you pour it over, if you took ice or a cookie or something and you dropped it, the water would overflow. Exactly. But it leaves that area because that

[B]

same air and so if it leaves that area, it's going on to a different island.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's taking over a different island that.

[A]

Different islands. The rest of the world. Because there's a huge massive parts where there's. The water's just sitting. There's no land. So when the land is.

[B]

There's no waves.

[A]

Who said that?

[B]

You said it's just sitting.

[A]

I'm not talking stagnant. I'm saying the water's just there because there's no land around. But when there's a huge body of land like that, it can't go over there.

[B]

You didn't explain. I mean you literally. You didn't explain anything.

[A]

I'm not a meteorologist. Weather scientist.

[B]

Boy. I just thought you had the answers.

[A]

Okay, you're saying I don't have answers? Just gravity. Water still affected by gravity. Water cannot go up.

[B]

Water does go up.

[A]

Water goes up.

[B]

You ever rode a wave?

[A]

Matter of fact. Okay, okay, scientist. What is. What literally what is the wave doing

[B]

going up the wave.

[A]

The wave is coming back down.

[B]

When it goes up, must come down. Newton's second law.

[A]

And what is that? Gravity. I'm saying you will never see water climb up a mountain.

[B]

Who said a going up a mountain? Get a big enough wave.

[A]

All a wave is is a ripple which is just water. It shoots it up and it's coming down. First off, the water never like the water.

[B]

Why can't that. Why can't a big enough wave come over and take over all the beach houses and all the islands?

[A]

It's called a tsunami. It's called a tsunami or hurricane Aunt Helen. So whatever the hell, it's always a white ant name. Hurricane Helen, Hurricane Karen, Hurricane Lisa. What is that?

[B]

It's like they just name it after your family tree.

[A]

Yeah. My God. Hurricane Patty.

[B]

So that's what I'm saying. So it can. So why does it just not randomly just overtake. How have we had this much land for this long? I don't understand that. How we had this much land for this long. If 80% of the world is water and there's more water than us, why doesn't a big enough wave just come over and take over everything?

[A]

Well, first off, we'd hate if that happened, obviously. That'd be terrifying. And suck.

[B]

Obviously.

[A]

But we are on land. Think of the thing. Best thing I can do.

[B]

Imagine your bowl thing.

[A]

A big water. Imagine a pot. You're about to make ramen.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Let's say it's very Narrow, not filled up a lot. There's water here. You drop the ramen in, it's just sitting on it. The other water's gonna raise and that ramen's gonna sit there. What's the. Why can't you accept that?

[B]

But more rain comes.

[A]

More water comes because the rain, more evaporation happens.

[B]

It can't be equal. You're saying evaporation is 100% equal? 50.

[A]

50. That's how the clouds refuel themselves.

[B]

Then why are we in a drought then?

[A]

What's a drought when it doesn't rain a lot?

[B]

Exactly. So it can't be 50, 50. It can't be an equal amount of evaporation of rain if there's droughts.

[A]

I mean, I guess that's a fair point.

[B]

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[A]

Okay, you're talking about science. I saw this. Tick tock. I saw this guy. He said, how to get rid of any sickness in one day.

[B]

I don't believe in those.

[A]

I don't either, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I said, I'll watch it. Okay, step one, Boiling pot of water right in front of his face. Boiling water.

[B]

Oh, does he put the COVID over his head? Cover over his head.

[A]

He's like this. Yeah, you sound like Darth Sidious. He's like, Anakin. He's like, no, help me, help me. He's literally like this, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So then I'm like, all right, that's. I mean, that's a rough start. Already throws the towel off. Grabs a red onion. A literal red onion.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Doesn't cut it, dice it, slice it. He grabs it. He goes like a donkey.

[B]

He literally goes, oh, I have seen this guy. Yeah. Ate that onion like horse. I go.

[A]

I go, okay, now I kind of like onion. I like me a little Mediterranean salad. I can get behind this. He goes. The whole video, he doesn't speak. He looks at the camera. He goes, like, round two. Back over the boiling water. Oh, my God, he's doing it again. Help me. The Jedi taking over. He comes back, raw. Ginger, a sprout of ginger. And literally goes like this. Like, he's showing it to the camera. Back over the water. Yeah. Again, third round is honey. Yeah, that's fine. I can get behind that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Honey. Slurps it.

[B]

Re.

[A]

Water. Fourth round was a clove of garlic. I said, you're Lucifer.

[B]

Oh, I know what this is.

[A]

You're Dracula.

[B]

Oh, this is witchcraft.

[A]

Yeah. This is voodoo.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Clove of garlic. What's the next thing get? Toenail.

[A]

Okay, now, not toenails, but he gets the garlic. Eats it. Every time. He's going back to the Boiling water for 10 minutes, mind you. 10 minutes. Boiling water comes back up. Another one is like, pure turmeric. So, like, he has the powder, like, pure turmeric powder, and just put it in some water. And I said, holy. Slams it like it's a. Like it's a green tea shot. Back down in the last round, he goes, now simply drink some of the boiling water, and it'll kill some things inside you got going. Takes the pot.

[B]

No, he doesn't, because it's just water boiling.

[A]

Puts it in a glass and literally

[B]

goes, oh, don't try this.

[A]

You can see the steam coming off it. And I literally looked at that video and out loud, I went, I'd rather be sick.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I said, I'd much rather take a blanket, some Tylenol.

[B]

I saw somebody comment on that and be like, I've been. I got sicker after this. So it's like, I've been for four days.

[A]

Yeah. That's what it takes. Give me the cold and flu medicine and let me binge a show.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I'd much rather just stay in bed and have a little cough.

[B]

Dude, people do a lot of weird whenever they're sick. I have a sick remedy I'd love to hear.

[A]

What's your sick remedy?

[B]

Honestly, Push ups. Honestly, it's push ups.

[A]

Okay, now in your. Now your definition of a remedy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You think, oh, I'm not feeling good. You think that's getting rid of.

[B]

It's push ups and jumping jacks. But sometimes the jumping jacks make my tummy upset.

[A]

Do you do them naked or closed?

[B]

Oh, dude, I can't do jumping jack's naked. I bruised my eye one time.

[A]

Bruise your eye. Listen to it. Just listen. Oh, my God. Bruise your eyes.

[B]

Come on now.

[A]

I did. I did about 50 naked jumping jacks last night before my shower. No reason. No reason.

[B]

Wife was in the other. Trying to make it grow.

[A]

Right. Wife's in the other room. I looked at myself butt naked in the mirror because I caught myself like Bigfoot. I was going. I was going for underwear.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I turned and I went. I just looked at myself and I went. I just started repping jump jacks. It was going.

[B]

No, it wasn't.

[A]

Yeah, well, it was like this.

[B]

Like that. It was like, hey, can I talk about water again?

[A]

Yeah, you can. Hey, talk about whatever you want.

[B]

So we were in New York and this is going back to New York, by the way. Joe still hasn't texted me.

[A]

I was about to say, we still don't have that date set up, so

[B]

I flew back to New York to see Joe.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You ever seen bridges in water?

[A]

Yes. Oh, my God. No. I now.

[B]

What comes first?

[A]

Now this. I can give you the answer for what comes first.

[B]

The bridge or the water? The water. How the does that happen now? I have.

[A]

I went down a rabbit hole.

[B]

You know the answer.

[A]

I know the answer.

[B]

Before you give me your answer, can I have.

[A]

I would love to hear your crackhead. I'd love to hear how you think that is a bridge that is already in stable water.

[B]

The nature genuinely the Navy. That's the only thing that makes sense. You can't just.

[A]

I don't even know what the. That means. That, like that. That actually doesn't answer the Navy. The Navy? What does that mean? The Navy?

[B]

Who has the equipment to go that deep into the ocean?

[A]

You think, you think they're deploying submarines to make a bridge?

[B]

There's bridges. Like the San Francisco Bridge is in water. Right.

[A]

I would actually. I'd actually venture to say probably 90% of bridges are in water.

[B]

Is that.

[A]

Maybe not 90. That might be high.

[B]

But a lot of bridges are. I haven't been on many bridges. It's against my religion.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

It's not. Yeah, it is. So. But you know My thing is the naval system.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because who has that kind of equipment to get that deep into water with that many trained people to build something that can hold millions of pounds of cargo and people and cars and and exist for hundreds of years? The only thing that could do that is the naval system. Our Navy. Our men and women in the Navy seals.

[A]

What do you think they're doing with their submarine? What do you like? What do you think? The Navy.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Who else can get in the water like that? You can't Military. So you think why do you think they're building the Golden Gate Bridge?

[B]

So you think the city, like the city of New York is just hiring contracted workers to be like who could swim? And going down there with hammers.

[A]

Ding, ding, ding.

[B]

No, they're not.

[A]

That's it. No, they don't go underwater with hammers.

[B]

And how they get in there, you

[A]

think it's Cartoon Network.

[B]

They're like with underwater drills. That's the only way you can get out of there. And oxygen tanks. Please explain to me what you think

[A]

you I got I would actually I'd probably pay. I'd pay I'd pay a good amount of money. Money to just take your brain and thoughts and plug it into mine for a day. You think we have scuba divers with jackhammers?

[B]

It's called construction.

[A]

Scuba connected to oxygen, building the largest bridge in our country.

[B]

No, I think it's the naval system. I think it's the most trained men and women in our country. That their whole life is underwater. They spend the whole year underwater. That's where they fight. So they go under there and they swim and then they build. That's how we get all our things done. Underwater.

[A]

They make big bridges like this. They go.

[B]

Which you think, yeah.

[A]

No, no, no. I've seen the video.

[B]

No, Just don't know. You think. You don't know.

[A]

I think they go and they find the perfect spots for the pillars.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Now they have to do it one by one.

[B]

Now, how do they find the perfect spots?

[A]

That's some scientist people. The Navy youy see. No, no.

[B]

That's gonna piss me off. You can't just give these broad answers. And I ask, who does it? And you're like, somebody. And I'm giving you the answer. It's the naval system.

[A]

I can equally say, how do you know the Navy does it? You go, because they spend their life down there fighting bacteria. Seahorses like no, I'm saying I don't know. And you're saying the I okay, how about this? I know it's not the Navy.

[B]

Okay. Who is it?

[A]

It's not the Navy.

[B]

Who is it?

[A]

Okay, now watch this. How come it's the Navy?

[B]

Because they're the best people underwater.

[A]

No, they're not.

[B]

Okay, them are the Marines.

[A]

Why do you think it's our military building? The military's doing their. Yeah, that's part of the underwater companies. We have all these things you said.

[B]

Okay, who is the underwater company?

[A]

The guy who made that Water Bridge llc. No, the guy that made that submissible. That didn't do good.

[B]

You see how that worked?

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

He wasn't a Marine.

[A]

He was trying to do it off of a DS controller. Some didn't work.

[B]

Wicked.

[A]

But they have scientists, they have companies, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

They find the pillar spot. Now, this is actually sick. Okay, what they do, they go down there and they lay. They put like. Think like sheet metal, but obviously a lot harder. Like, a lot harder. And a very small outline of where the pillar is going to be. They fill it, I believe, allegedly, before you destroy me, if I remember correctly, they fill it with a soluble concrete mixture that can still form and become a solid underwater. Once that forms up to a certain extent, they put the big pillar to where it's now poking above the water. They suck all of the water out, and then they lay all the foundations. They lay all the rebar. They lay all the wire.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So you're saying they send a big bucket filled with water. Concrete. Yeah, a big bucket of water.

[A]

Concrete bucket.

[B]

And they just drop it in the ocean. They're like, that's the right spot. No. And then they go put that pillar exactly into that.

[A]

Yes. Peyton.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You know how good aim you have to have.

[A]

That's why we have architects. Think of a.

[B]

There's not a person. The building's right here. I can get on ground level and figure out this right here. We just put it right here. You got to swim to get to that exact.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So. So there is people right there underwater, swimming down there to the depths of the sea.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

The Navy.

[A]

It's not the Navy.

[B]

Name one other person. I can swim down there.

[A]

It's.

[B]

That's unres. That's restricted waters, too. It's probably restricted by our government.

[A]

Oh, probably. It is.

[B]

It is. It is.

[A]

You know that.

[B]

Where's the restriction? It. Right there.

[A]

It's not the Navy. I. I love that you love our

[B]

armed forces so much, but it's not the Navy. No, no, no. Listen to this. What makes more sense, they take a big concrete bucket and and go like this. And no one said they drop it.

[A]

I never said they dropped it. I never said they dropped it.

[B]

Let me finish, cuz it's funnier when I do it. What do you think makes more sense? Answer me this.

[A]

The city.

[B]

The city people. The mayor takes this big bucket filled with water concrete and goes. Drops it perfectly into the spot that they found. How do we find it? Don't know. Then they go, bring in the pillar, we're gonna do it twice. And goes. And it drops right on top of the bucket of water concrete.

[A]

And they go get the drive.

[B]

Or they say, who's the best swimmers in America that can construct underwater? Let's take a submarine down there and build this bridge. I think the ladder makes more sense.

[A]

I still don't even. I think you never answer how the navy's building it. You just go, cuz they're navy. Where's their materials? What are they doing? They just go right here, bridge. And it goes.

[B]

I didn't go to the boot camp. I don't know. I didn't take the class. I didn't take the oath.

[A]

I'll let you think it was navy. I'll let you think our Navy seals are making the Golden Gate Bridge. You wanna know the creepiest part?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know how old that bridge is?

[B]

The Golden Gate dog.

[A]

They built that sh T Before the Model T. They built the. Maybe not the Golden Gate. There's multiple bridges and buildings in our country that people are selling. A horse and buggy.

[B]

Why do you need a horse and buggy for a bridge?

[A]

That's my point.

[B]

They didn't have boats.

[A]

No, of course they had.

[B]

I would just think it would make more sense to get a boat before you get a bridge.

[A]

I'm saying they didn't even have like cars before some of these massive things were built.

[B]

What came first? The car? The boat? That's a good question. That's a bad.

[A]

That's a terrible question.

[B]

I forgot about the Mayflower and all them.

[A]

The Mayflower's your oldest example you can think of.

[B]

Name another old boat. The SSC Mississippi.

[A]

Oh no. Maybe the Ark. Maybe the Romans, the Greeks, the Chinese. Every ancient culture, everything before a car. Maybe all humans before us ever.

[B]

Yeah, but that gets the pyramid talk. We don't know.

[A]

Are you questioning boats? You're questioning the fact that the science

[B]

of boats is amazing.

[A]

The fact that we are here proves a boat. That literally proves a boat.

[B]

I think it proves my parents.

[A]

It proves that too, but it proves a boat.

[B]

Bubba, I have nothing to do With a boat. Yeah. Paytonheart has nothing to do with a boat.

[A]

We wouldn't be on America and America wouldn't be called America.

[B]

There's a lot of reasons.

[A]

If there wasn't for boats.

[B]

A lot of reasons. I'm here. You want to talk about those? I go. It's time for people's.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture paying that camp.

[A]

Pop culture paying a camp bow.

[B]

The craziest show of all time is about to hit Netflix.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

This is not an ad. The same people I believe that made Love is Blind are making a new show.

[A]

I think. Wait, I think I. I think I saw, but I don't know what you're.

[B]

Oh, this show is called the Age of Attraction.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

If you don't know what the Age of Attraction is, basically, it's the wickedest show that I've ever heard of. Except, no, I've heard some wicked shows. What's that one where you get like, cucked in front of your own partner and you. Your partner goes into the. The other thing and then y' all are both in the same hotel, but upstairs you're hearing your partner.

[A]

Cuckoo.

[B]

It's what? It took place in Austin. What's Temptation?

[A]

What's the one Temptation.

[B]

The one that took place in Austin. It's Nick Lachey and Leah Lache. Yeah.

[A]

That's the Ultimatum.

[B]

The Ultimatum. And it's like, hey, you swap couples.

[A]

You swap couples. Yeah, that's got me up.

[B]

Absolutely stupid, crazy as.

[A]

So if we're even on this show. Done. Then take her.

[B]

Yeah, come on. I mean, but I know some people that are on that show. I mean, it was obvious that they were just trying to get famous.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But anyway, the Age of Attraction. Have you heard of the show?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Briefly. Briefly. So people that don't know what Age of Attraction is, basically it's a show that's premised after Love is Blind where you don't get to see the person that you're making a connection with. Yeah. Not only that, you don't know the person's age. So there could be a literal 60 year old finding a connection with a 22 year old.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I just.

[B]

And then you get to find out afterwards. But you've already built this connection. And these people are psychopaths. So they're like, we can make this work.

[A]

Like we loved each other. Just knowing your heart.

[B]

First of all, I don't even believe in Love is Blind. It's not. It's not. Love is not blind. I gotta see you.

[A]

I, I, I don't know. I, I'm leaning to. I, I think.

[B]

No, love is not blind. No, it's not.

[A]

No, I think it's, I think it's close. I think it's a blurred line.

[B]

I'm sorry. Call me a bad person. I don't think that makes you a

[A]

bad person because I think there's some people that are like, almost like a parasocial amount of shallow. Like they, they, there's, you have to admit there's some people that genuinely don't care about looks. And to them love can be blind. But I think to the average, I've

[B]

never met one of those people ever. I, I have. Really? Who?

[A]

Not like in my, like, not.

[B]

Oh, did you haven't met him. That's weird.

[A]

No, I have, I'm saying not like for me, I love. I'm not gonna say their name.

[B]

I have a friend that does not care about looks at all, like zero percent.

[A]

Well, I mean, I can't confirm that it's zero.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. I've never met somebody like, they genuinely never met somebody's like, oh, I do not care. Care. Like, obviously there's extents of it. Yeah. Like where it could be very like, I, I, because I'm kind of in that range too. You know, my spectrum was wide. Like, but don't laugh. So I do think physical is a big part of relationships. I agree. And age is age, age that if

[A]

I was 22 and this show goes on and then the girl's 60, you could literally be my grandma.

[B]

Yeah. But I'm not gonna lie. When I was like 19, that was my bad bag. Oh, find me a good 54 year old, teach me some things.

[A]

It's great. You got a little wisdom. Got a little whistle.

[B]

Like I was packing their kids lunch. I was packing like little, little homie. Like, like orange slices.

[A]

Yeah. Your stepson's 19.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're like, you're like, hey, have a good day at school, kid. He goes, thanks.

[B]

I'm like, hey, bro, you got the notes on the test we're both about to take.

[A]

But no, I, I, that is. Okay. So my biggest thing, they don't see each other.

[B]

Mm. I don't think.

[A]

Cuz at first, like in the, I saw one preview of it and they're like walking around, hanging out, like talking.

[B]

I think it's like when you get past the wall.

[A]

That's what I was about to say. That is. Do you think that's like I think that's kind of wicked. It's crazy because it's crazy, crazy show.

[B]

Like, I know that happens a lot when there's money involved. Like, right? An older person that's like super rich.

[A]

Sugar mama. Do it, do it, do it. Get your sugar home.

[B]

But if I'm not gaining anything from you, I'm not dating a 70 year old. I'm sorry.

[A]

If you don't got 40 million in the wheel with my name on it, we're not together. No, no, no, I'm not doing it. No, you're gone in five years.

[B]

No.

[A]

Boy, no, no. But that was perfect, bro. I could not. I genuinely couldn't imagine. Matter of fact, what's your limit? Say you were on the show right now. Just hypothetical. You're on the show, you're 27.

[B]

What's the oldest I would date?

[A]

Yeah, like, like, but this, but that's the thing though. This isn't dating. You get past a little wall shit. You see each other and then you're like, I think you're hitting the altar.

[B]

Altar. Okay.

[A]

And you don't know. But like, what is the oldest that you would be married to? Like, married.

[B]

How much money do they have exactly?

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't know. That's all intent, that's all.

[B]

Just let me think.

[A]

No, no, no. Genuinely, genuinely, as a 27 year old man, what is the oldest woman you would marry?

[B]

50, 51.

[A]

Now there's absolutely nothing wrong with the age of 51.

[B]

Okay? Take Jennifer Lopez's money away and her status. It's a 50 something year old woman

[A]

and she wouldn't look like that without her status.

[B]

You know, you don't know. It's unfair to say you don't know that you don't know that you are not there. You don't know. You don't know what she does or she did.

[A]

Do you. Has Jennifer Lopez had any surgery?

[B]

I don't know. I wasn't, I wasn't at the doctor. I don't know. You. There's no way you can say I know unless you were there.

[A]

I also don't believe that you could feel like you could look it up and then you could definitely be like, like, it's no different than.

[B]

But that would break hipaa, so they can't. There should be no credible online source that says that.

[A]

That's like, I mean, do you do. Are we, are we almost certain that Drake had his body done?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

I don't know. I can't say that. I do not know.

[A]

Okay. Fifth. Really?

[B]

Yeah. 51.

[A]

20. 24 above you?

[B]

Yeah, it's fire. There's some fire. 50 year olds out there. See? Okay.

[A]

But my thing is now. Okay, now that's fine.

[B]

What's the oldest? You. A date?

[A]

Genuinely?

[B]

Yeah, genuinely.

[A]

For real? Like marry?

[B]

I, I probably.

[A]

I. I'd probably say like a eight year difference. Eight year gap.

[B]

No way.

[A]

That's 35. Because I'm thinking long term, there's 100% beautiful 50 year olds out there, 100amazing 50 year olds out there, 100% wise, have everything get together. 50 year olds. But I'm thinking when I'm 50. She's now 74. Like, for me to marry someone, I want to do life with them. You are for what, two decades? She's calling it quits.

[B]

Two decades is a long time. That's your whole life. What? Yeah, most of it.

[A]

Two decades is like a fourth of your life.

[B]

What's the difference between getting married at 40 and then y' all both die at 70? Y' all are both 40 and you both die at 70.

[A]

Yeah, but that's. Well, ideally. Well, I mean, I can't really, because I'm already married. But I'm saying, like, that's.

[B]

Yeah, you got married when you were 12.

[A]

Like I got married when I was 24. But I'm saying that's different too. Like, like 40 and 40 and you die both. I said that's 30 years.

[B]

You know, now that I'm saying this out loud, I kind of like this show.

[A]

Oh my God, it's changing.

[B]

I think it could work. I think it could work because I'm like, obviously, like, if a 30 year old's dating like a 6 year old,

[A]

that could work, but. Okay, I think for a 30 year

[B]

old dating like a 55 year old, that could work, I think.

[A]

I'm not even questioning the working. I. I'm questioning the commitment part. Like, do they genuinely like me? That person could be great. Selfishly, I would not want to, like, do life with them for 20 years knowing they're probably gonna kick the can.

[B]

See, I don't live. I don't live life. I don't live life for death. I live life from now. Okay, that's the same argument. That's the same argument of tattoos. People are like, I don't want to get tattoos because I'm old. They'll be all wrinkly looks like, oh, I'm not living life for when I'm wrinkly. I'm living life for right now, I'm living life because it looks cool now. This is what I want now, now. So I think if you. If you always live life for the end or what's gonna happen at the end, then you're not gonna enjoy the actual life part.

[A]

No, but I love. No, that was beautifully. Beautifully said. That was fire bars. I'm saying I want to love a person right now and stay and have them forever.

[B]

Hit it.

[A]

I. I get that. I. I do. There's 20 years is plenty time. That's a good marriage.

[B]

Well, I want to watch the show. We'll see. I wasn't that sponsored, by the way, but watch it.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

That was people's face. You know what that is? Pop culture. Pay n camp.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

P. I want to talk to you about something.

[B]

What's up, bud?

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I know we're not as young as we used to be, but we're starting to get up there in age, right?

[B]

Speak for yourself.

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[A]

All right, P. I have a challenge for you.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

We're doing a spelling bee, but if you don't spell it right. Tuna.

[B]

I haven't had tuna ever in my life.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. You're not eating tuna. You're not eating tuna. You're drinking the tuna juice.

[B]

No, that's illegal. No, no, no. I can't.

[A]

Then you best get your spelling hat on.

[B]

You can juice a tuna.

[A]

Oh, you rip this something open right

[B]

now, it's pouring you juice fish.

[A]

Oh, they got a lot of juices. Natural juices, too.

[B]

What part of the juices.

[A]

Why do you think there's a supplement called fish oil?

[B]

I thought that was just their skin cells.

[A]

I think it is.

[B]

Wait, what part of the fish do you juice?

[A]

Oh, I think you just get that little meat right there. You squeeze enough and just juice all out.

[B]

I've been juiced before. I want no one to drink that. Oh, God. All right. Oh, Cam, you know.

[A]

You know I'm bad.

[B]

No, no, no. You know I'm bad with fish. You know, I'm bad with the fish. Okay. And spelling. And now the fish.

[A]

What you worry about?

[B]

I'm seeing black dots. Feel this.

[A]

Feel it. Feels tender and juicy.

[B]

There's really nothing in here. Is that.

[A]

It's just.

[B]

Oh, you eat this.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay, you ready?

[B]

No.

[A]

Matter of fact, give me that.

[B]

We're gonna. We're gonna juice. Let me juice it myself.

[A]

You're gonna juice that?

[B]

Is there any way I have to do this?

[A]

If you're cheating it, then I'm. I'm.

[B]

We're doing it. At least let me juice it Go. You can.

[A]

I'll give you the Dig the dignity juice. I said I'll give you the dignity to juice it yourself.

[B]

Okay. Oh, no. You.

[A]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[A]

Go ahead and pour that.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

That's like a good little kitty cat.

[B]

No, My. My Labrador's eating this before.

[A]

You look a good little kitty cat.

[B]

Oh, no. Oh, the meat's coming with it.

[A]

Oh, my God. It was like a patty.

[B]

That's wild.

[A]

Caught straight from Alaska.

[B]

No, no, there's no. There's bones in it.

[A]

No, there's not bones.

[B]

There's red meat. There's red meat. No, no, there's red meat in there. Oh, no. Oh. Oh.

[A]

That's not even juice.

[B]

It's like slime. Oh, it's on my grandma.

[A]

No, don't say.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You know what? To instill your confidence, we're gonna do some very basic words that you absolutely can spell.

[B]

I'm literally gonna become Neil Degrasse Tyson. How smart. I get to not drink this.

[A]

Just to give you some confidence. Ready? First word. Pretty pr. Oh, my God. You better slow down.

[B]

Dog. P, R, E, T, T, Y. Beautiful. Next word.

[A]

We're just getting that. Confix. Next word. Animal.

[B]

A N, I, M, A, L. You

[A]

did that a little fast. A little fast. Better watch it. Okay, bump it up. I'd like to call this medium.

[B]

Hold on. As this is hitting the air. It's turning green.

[A]

Round three. The word is receive.

[B]

No, Cam, I'm not kidding. It is getting green.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

No, it's getting green.

[A]

No, it's changing hue. There's a lut. There's a lut on it. It's changing hue.

[B]

Where'd you get this?

[A]

Oh, my God. It is. It just hit me in the back.

[B]

This came from seven. Oh. This is from a gas station.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

It's literally turning green.

[A]

It's punching me in the back of the throat.

[B]

Oh, wait. Where's the expiration date on it?

[A]

No peek.

[B]

I need to find expiration. Key.

[A]

Put. Point that. Point that towards you.

[B]

Did you call me key?

[A]

I think I called you Key. Point that towards you.

[B]

I got by a guy named Key.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Fish expires in 2028. This is mutated. It can't be real. Third round.

[A]

Receive.

[B]

That's racist.

[A]

How is it racist?

[B]

No, I before E and all that. Yeah, give me another one. No, it's not. Can you tell? At least tell me I before E. E before I. Okay. Thank I, R, E, C, E, I, V, E. Perfect. There we go.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Now, if you wouldn't have told me the I before E. I'm drinking tuna water. Here we go.

[A]

Boys. Occasionally. Very simple.

[B]

Oh, I know this one occasion. There's no K in it. I've learned. I've learned from my mistakes. Now, you wouldn't know this, but there's a double C, O, C, C, A, S, S, I, O, N, A, N, I, S, S, I, O.

[A]

You had it right.

[B]

One more time. One more time.

[A]

Okay, go.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

That's fun.

[B]

Occasional. A, A, S, I, A, N. What's wrong with It.

[A]

O, N instead of a N. Occasion. Okay, that's your fault.

[B]

You said. And you said occasion.

[A]

I said occasion. That's how I spell it.

[B]

Occasion.

[A]

You spelled say potato. It doesn't change the spelling. Still a potato.

[B]

I'm gonna throw up.

[A]

Oh, just go for it. You got it. You look like a sad dog. Just hit that juice. Honestly, just let it hit your. Oh, let it get on that tongue.

[B]

Cam. Cam.

[A]

Let it get. No, no, it. No. I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

I can't. I don't think I could do this.

[A]

No.

[B]

I think we should end the episode.

[A]

No, no, no, no. You have to. Okay, okay, okay.

[B]

Here, here, here. C.J. are you good at CGI? This is. Make it look like it's in there.

[A]

This is a fair thing we're going to do. We're going to do three more words, okay?

[B]

Three more words.

[A]

Two of them right. You don't have to do it.

[B]

I can't. My ears are tickling.

[A]

If you get two of them right, you don't have to do it.

[B]

Oh, my God. I feel like Spider Man. Okay, ready? Oh, I'm starting to smell it.

[A]

Oh, no, it's.

[B]

It.

[A]

It is pungent. It is. It's taking over this entire quadrant now.

[B]

It's turning gray.

[A]

Okay, okay. Embarrass. Embarrass.

[B]

I thought we were friends.

[A]

We are friends.

[B]

Embarrass. Emb. Emb. Emb. Emb.

[A]

Yeah. Yes, it's emb. The word's embarrass. Emb is correct. I don't know how you possibly start anywhere else.

[B]

Emb.

[A]

Don't say it again.

[B]

Embarrass. I've. I've learned. I've met some people that start with

[A]

an M. They need to go to the darkest depths of hell. It's emb.

[B]

Embarrassed. Embarrassment. What?

[A]

Now, what was that? That was a lot. That was that. You were rolling your tongue right there. You said A and R. Embarrassed.

[B]

I gotta write it down. E, M, B, A, R, R, E, S, Sed.

[A]

Whoa. What the. What the. Why'd you go past tense on me? It's hard. I said embarrassed. You said embarrassed. Did you not say D?

[B]

Embarrassed.

[A]

I said embarrassed.

[B]

You have a speech impediment we're finding.

[A]

Embarrassed.

[B]

Embarrassed. Okay, it's not my fault. Enb.

[A]

Oh, my God. Stop with it. Emb. Enb. It's like a grandpa. Emb. Enb. No, dude, down the hats. Oh, my goodness.

[B]

Let me hit my lip. Let me hit my lip. The meat hit my lip. Let me hit my lip. There's no juice the juice got sucked up.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God. No, no, no.

[A]

The meat sucked the juice up. Oh, God.

[B]

My top lip just got chapped.

[A]

I think your eyes changed colors. You literally looked at me. They changed, changed.

[B]

Hold on, I gotta get. Oh, here it is. Here it is.

[A]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, no. It's starting to. It's starting to marry.

[A]

Yeah, your nose is. Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He's a. Oh, look at that. Look at that.

[B]

Just. Oh. Oh.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. Keep your stood over there, please.

[B]

Oh. Oh.

[A]

What are you fingering over there? What are you fingering? No, no, that.

[B]

No. Who eats that? No. Who eats that? Who eats that?

[A]

The smell. Unbelievable.

[B]

You look like you eat that.

[A]

The smell is unbelievable, bro.

[B]

No, no, that's fed to Doberman Pantry.

[A]

I said that to Ruby. Ruby has consumed that.

[B]

Can I get a new cup? Can I get a new cup?

[A]

New cup, please. New cup, please.

[B]

Oh, it's all over me. It's, like, in my beard. Like, I'm gonna smell it when I go to bed tonight. Okay, come on. Give me another word. Okay, give me an easier word with not the doubles. Doubles are unconscious.

[A]

Wanting yourself is a next. A different level of confused Confusion is your word. Not the doubles. Doubles are unconscious.

[B]

Wait, this has mayonnaise in it. I've never had mayonnaise.

[A]

Dog people eat tuna with mayonnaise and, like, pickles, and then they just.

[B]

I've never had mayonnaise. I just had mayonnaise to, like, just take a shot of mayonnaise. I've never had it. Oh, my. Oh, no.

[A]

Oh, my. Oh, my God. I thought. You mean you never had mayonnaise with the two. You've never had mayonnaise?

[B]

I've never eaten mayonnaise. Grew up in a black house.

[A]

What?

[B]

No, we didn't eat mayonnaise. That's your. You've.

[A]

You've never had mayonnaise on it, like in a dish on a burger?

[B]

I've never had mayonnaise. I don't believe in it. My family would, like, disgrace me if I had mayonnaise. You eat mayonnaise. You've had mayonnaise.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

That's your.

[A]

Next thing. You get the word wrong, you're just taking a shot of mayo.

[B]

Okay? Like, even whenever I order a burger and I read as mayonnaise, I said, oh, no mayonnaise. But I've never tried it.

[A]

Just crack the ceiling and slurp.

[B]

I'm a smell it for the first time, too.

[A]

You've never had mayonnaise?

[B]

No. Y'. All didn't know that about me. That's crazy.

[A]

It doesn't taste. It doesn't smell bad.

[B]

It smells like Long John Silver's. Yep. There you go. Maybe it's all the fish. Maybe it's all. I don't want to eat that. No, that literally.

[A]

No, no, you have to.

[B]

Anything. This consistency and white.

[A]

Think of, think of. Think of ranch without the season, without the little spice. It's like a very messy.

[B]

I can't get what this is.

[A]

It's like the. Oh, you don't want it?

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[A]

You don't want to know.

[B]

Is this tuna?

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

All right, we'll go back to simple first.

[B]

No, just come on. Oh, okay.

[A]

Renaissance.

[B]

No, you.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

You know what? If I get this right, if I spell this right, I'm gonna put all this together. And this has been sitting out for, I don't know, what, 13 minutes now?

[A]

That's disgusting. No, it is getting more brown.

[B]

No, no, it's literally changed color. I'm gonna put all this together, mix it up, and you gotta eat the whole cup now.

[A]

Why the hell I'm the quiz giver? Why am I.

[B]

You're always making fun of me. You're always teasing me and picking on me.

[A]

Matter of fact, you have a deal.

[B]

Renaissance.

[A]

The word's Renaissance. You're not spending. Rena.

[B]

Where'?

[A]

Renaissance? Who are you?

[B]

Because I remember this.

[A]

It's. What do you mean you remember it?

[B]

No, because I remember I went to what's. What's the place where they dress up as horses?

[A]

Medieval knights. Yes, medieval.

[B]

Yeah, I went on. Yes. I went to Midi. So I went to Midi.

[A]

No, are we Medieval times?

[B]

I went to medieval times one time, and I figured out I got cheated on in the parking lot. So I remember they said Renaissance on, and I remember crying looking at that.

[A]

If you'd spell the word Renaissance right now and you could say spell embarrassed, I'm gonna be pissed.

[B]

R

[A]

E

[B]

Rinna. R E N A If this butt. Dude, heart's beating. R E N A. Okay. I S A R I S S A in C.

[A]

How can you not spell embarrassed? But you spell Renaissance.

[B]

I didn't get it. Cheated on next to an embarrassed sign.

[A]

Yeah, but you got embarrassed you're getting cheated on.

[B]

That look.

[A]

No, that looks like it's its own entity.

[B]

Look at that jiggle.

[A]

Oh, my God. Looks like Jigglypuff.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Boy, I think you like you. You're the boy who cries wolf. Oh, my God. Why Are you adding?

[B]

Okay, get that juice in there. Oh, that's squirting. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You don't. Do you like tuna?

[A]

No, I hate tuna.

[B]

Liv loves it.

[A]

Every time she buys, I'm like, eat that. I'm not here. I hate tuna.

[B]

You have to get out of the room when she eats it.

[A]

I don't. Yes. I hate tuna. Like, I've tried it because the macros are great when I was in my macro era, but it's like, bro, I cannot get behind it.

[B]

Okay, I also got.

[A]

No, no, no. I don't have. I don't have relish.

[B]

I don't like relish. I got sweet relish.

[A]

I don't like relish.

[B]

Welcome back to the YSK challenges, boy. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. That literally looks like Nematos.

[A]

No, that looks like literally what I snot rocket when I wake up.

[B]

Now, why would you say something not.

[A]

You Put me a cracker. Put me at least a saltine. Give me a saltine.

[B]

I want to add something.

[A]

See, I knew you're going to do some. Oh, my God. No, there's no need to. I already hate the tuna.

[B]

Add something.

[A]

I already hate the tuna.

[B]

There's a guy that I follow on YouTube. He's like, 96 years old old, and he. His favorite beverage is Pepsi and hot sauce mixed together. Pierce, bring me the Pepsi and hot sauce. I don't know if y' all seen this guy, but he talks like this. So I got relish, mayonnaise, tuna, tuna juice, hot sauce, and Pepsi. So we're gonna add a dash.

[A]

What do I do to deserve this work here? Of all of all your. Of all the words. You just know Renaissance, cuz you were cheated on in medieval times.

[B]

Blame my ex. You know, I actually booked my hotel under her name this weekend. That was awkward. When we got to the stand. Talk about that on Patreon. Mix it in. This is.

[A]

This is utter nonsense. Look at that cup.

[B]

We're gonna mix it in.

[A]

Stop, please.

[B]

Like a root beer float. A fish. It's like a fish float. No, it smells like hell. No, Cam, don't look at it. I promise you. Don't look at it. Bro, please don't. Don't look at it. Please. Please don't look at it. No, I'm just gonna give it a good mate. It feels like a gristle and chicken.

[A]

Stop speaking. Stop speaking. Don't need color commentary. Don't need it. No color commentary. Where's my headphones? I don't need to hear that. You're mixing a concoction that looks like chicken gristle.

[B]

Get that close up on the camera real quick. Don't look. Oh, dude.

[A]

No, you. Dude. Oh, no, Dude. That looks like. It looks like a watered down pico de gallo.

[B]

Bad human.

[A]

It looks like a watered down pico de gallo. Spill it.

[B]

God.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Renaissance. Okay, do you want me to make it fair? I'll give you a word, and if you spell it right, I'll drink it. Fair. Fair.

[A]

I will say. I don't even care. I take my shot.

[B]

Okay. I saw this on the news. It's called. What? Pachamakua. It's Russian.

[A]

What? It's in Russian. No, dude, please don't look at it. That's the first time I looked at it in its eyes. I almost vomited. I already told you. In the back of my throat. Feels like someone put a cigarette out on it.

[B]

This is. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

[A]

Hey, no, dude.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Seriously.

[A]

No, that's reminding me of something. That's reminding me of drunken night vomit. I can't. I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

Know.

[A]

Give me a cracker, please.

[B]

You want to wash her downer?

[A]

The only way I do that is with a cracker.

[B]

Okay. You want a cracker, Peyton?

[A]

I need. I need a cracker.

[B]

Why does a cracker help?

[A]

I need a cracker.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm already getting some reverb. I'm getting reverb. Not in the thing. I need a crack. Not in the cup. I need a cracker.

[B]

Scoop. Not.

[A]

I don't need it in the cup.

[B]

Oh, my God, dude. Oh, God. Dude.

[A]

Oh, my God. He thought. Oh, my God. I went from gumbo. You thought. I asked for jambalaya. You made a little thicker. You added your rice. I don't need. I don't need more of a concoction. I need a cracker to scoop here. Oh, my days. There you go.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I'm gonna get mean comments. Oh.

[A]

Oh, my God. You had. You had a drop.

[B]

Think about this.

[A]

It was my quiz. It was my quiz. You had a drop of tuna. Touch your lip. I am literally about to consume what lives under the garbage disposal.

[B]

Ready? Three, two, one drink. Just one sip. That's it. Oh. Oh, no, no. You're fine.

[A]

You get it now.

[B]

You're fine. You're fine. How was it? Thank you guys so much for coming back to another episode of you should know podcast. Round of applause for Koskin oh, my God. Boop. Never will I be got with the food challenge or spicy foods.

[A]

Oh, my God. Hit you in waves.

[B]

You look like you got possessed.

[A]

It's so fishy.

[B]

Sorry, guys. Everybody say w co scam in the chat. Remember we have a new YouTube channel, YSK Unplugged, where we uploaded what's in the box challenge. We have a full length Patreon exclusive episode with all the guys on the fourth camera. Guys on the fourth camera. Wave. What flavor?

[A]

Hot flapping that.

[B]

Oh. Oh, crap. We love you. Secret code is who? What should it be? What should it be? What should it be? What should it be?

[A]

No, I'm trying to get a headache. I'm trying to get migraine.

[B]

Oh. BiW, BiW. Bridges in water. Bridges and water. Leave that everywhere. Remember one at Tinkle Bears. I'm making home to Christmas. We'll see you next time.

[A]

Oh, do you have water? Do you have water? Some have water. You have water.

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