THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE EXPOSED! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 204: THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE EXPOSED!

Release Date: February 16, 2026
Hosts: Peyton (Pete) Hardin & Cameron (Cam) Kennedy

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Overview

This episode of the You Should Know Podcast blends hilarious banter with outrageous stories, culminating in the much-anticipated “Fruit Loops Taste Challenge.” Pete and Cam, best friends and natural comic foils, riff about everything from casino adventures to dreams about other podcasters, all in their signature, self-aware style. The episode is a birthday celebration for Pete, but the true theme is friendship, playful competition, and—of course—proving (or busting) long-held cereal myths.

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Episode Breakdown

1. Birthday Banter & Black History Month (01:05–03:50)

• Pete announces it’s his 27th birthday, jokes that Patreon fans know the "real" age (01:05).
• Cam riffs on Pete being a “black king born in Black History Month”—teasing Pete in their typical friendly-jab way (02:54).
• A comedic exchange ensues about kneeling for the king, permissions, and who can say what (03:06).
• Tone set: irreverent, affectionate, boundary-pushing, and self-aware.

“The Lord knew to allow your mother...give birth to you during the month of your people.” – Cam (02:54)

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2. Dark Humor & Cultural Observations (03:50–07:45)

• The duo digress into true crime banter, joking about infamous “Jeffs” (Dahmer and Epstein) and making meta-commentary on pop culture’s obsession with serial killers (04:25–05:59).
• They question society profiting off tragedy, referencing serial-killer museums (05:44).
• Cam and Pete discuss tourist traps at ancient sites, like a Pizza Hut next to Egypt's pyramids (06:52–07:10).

“There’s museums and, I’m like...is this a strange...” – Cam (05:35) “Pizza Hut right there? I feel like that’s sanctuary land.” – Pete (07:01)

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3. Food Hot Takes: Chicken, Chains, & Throwing Shade (07:46–13:38)

• Debates over fast-food chains: Panda Express, Popeyes, and Church’s Chicken (07:39–09:03).
• Pete shares his aversion to Church’s Chicken after a traumatic childhood vomiting incident (12:58).
• Cam and Pete riff on food preferences, jokes about bodily functions, and the perils of chicken (especially Church’s).

“I was a tube, a funnel of insides...that bathtub, you’d have thought Dahmer was there.” – Pete (12:58)

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4. Boys Night Out: The Casino Trip (15:17–26:36)

• Pete and Cam reminisce about a nostalgic one-on-one boys night (15:17).
• Story turns to a wild road trip through a "sundown town" (16:48)—bracing jokes about racial tensions in small-town America.
• Pete observes a domesticated dog eating a dead deer and expresses shock at canine choices (17:36).
• Upon arrival at the casino, they witness a large, bearded man in a kilt who loudly exclaims "scheiza!" and demonstrates, in excruciating detail, “how to pee in one of these things, boys” (21:17–23:19).
• At the tables, they encounter fan interactions (being recorded without permission, TikTok fame), and Cam’s dad unexpectedly appears, spawning a side-quest about his father's mysterious career at “the airport” and potential government/CIA activities (24:48–26:36).

“He reaches under his kilt and goes, ‘And that’s how you pee with one of these things, boys!’” – Pete (23:07)

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5. Viral Fame, Insecurities & Privacy (29:10–32:28)

• Discussion of fans posting secret photos and videos of Pete and Cam during casino/mavericks game outings (29:10–30:39).
• Pete opens up about insecurities surrounding his “neck rolls” after seeing himself recorded in public (30:25–31:17).

“Stop taking pictures or recording me from the back. I am so insecure about the back of my neck.” – Pete (30:32)

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6. Morality, Hypotheticals & ‘Legal Theft’ (32:40–41:04)

• Cam proposes a scenario: “If theft was legal for one hour, what would you steal?” (32:43)
• Pete first suggests a bank, then Walmart, then settles hilariously on Chick-fil-A nuggets for himself and for charity (35:02).
• Cam’s plan is more elaborate: incapacitate a store clerk and steal as many lottery tickets as possible, navigating technicalities of activation and CCTV (36:32–39:52).
• The discussion devolves into a playful argument over the feasibility and ethics of their respective heist blueprints.

“You’re going to steal an expiring asset...Chicken nuggets?!” – Cam (35:08) “Lottery tickets—just like a gift card, they’re not active until they’re scanned...I unplug the box.” – Cam (39:10)

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7. How Does the Lottery Work? (41:04–48:22)

• Pete probes Cam repeatedly about where lottery funds come from and why/how the system works, to increasing comic exasperation (42:47–47:00).
• Cam (patiently, then sarcastically) explains the state/national lottery system, ticket purchases fueling the prize pool, and tax structures.
• They joke about minuscule state lotteries and riff on “blowing up Arkansas” for having a lackluster jackpot (47:55).

“So the lottery is like a fundraiser.” – Pete (46:00) “Y’all can’t even make it to a million dollars.” – Pete, on Arkansas Powerball (48:33)

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8. Parenthood & Cheeky Monkeys (49:05–57:06)

• Cam recounts a trip to ‘Cheeky Monkeys’ (an indoor children’s play space with a ball pit), where he encounters a rambunctious child and her impressively strong, protective father (53:04–55:27).
• The story prompts a larger reflection on whether being around kids—or dogs—makes them want or not want children of their own (56:16–57:56).
• Pete admits he gets annoyed by screaming kids in stores and isn’t sure he’s ready for fatherhood.

“The more I’ve been around kids, the more I don’t want them. No. It’s so true.” – Pete (56:20)

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9. Social Anxiety, Annoying Phrases, & Calamity (59:36–63:17)

• Cam describes a two-day stretch of anxiety triggered by people saying, “We need to talk” and other ominous phrases (59:59–61:44).
• Pete insists people who speak in such “absolutes” are evil; he’d rather just get straight bad news (61:44–62:58).

“If you speak to somebody in un-absolutes like that, you’re going to hell.” – Pete (61:44) “Don’t prep me before bad news...just tell me.” – Pete (61:57)

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10. Anxiety, Sickness, & Dream Analysis (64:07–68:50)

• Pete and Cam discuss hypochondria, physical anxiety, and dream weirdness while sick (64:07–65:16).
• Pete recounts a dream featuring the hosts of the podcast “Gigs,” complete with shirtless, tattooed “light-skinned” podcaster, and questions his own dream logic (65:41–67:00).
• The two debate who’s sexier and joke about Instagram follow-backs and imaginary trips to the UK to meet other podcasters (68:01–68:58).

“I think you had a sexual dream about Gigs.” – Cam (67:42)

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11. THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE: Myth Busted? (72:07–87:56)

• Cam ‘exposes’ Pete: For years Pete has claimed that Fruit Loops are different flavors by color. Cam says science disagrees and challenges Pete to a blindfolded taste test (72:25).
• The Taste Test Segment (72:55–85:06):
  • Pete is blindfolded and given random Fruit Loops to taste and identify by color. He maintains confidence, employing a “smell test,” referencing “high-pitched smells” and “sour notes.”
  • With varying degrees of accuracy—and skepticism from Cam—Pete correctly guesses several colors, arguing he can differentiate “bright” vs. “dark” flavors.
  • Cam takes the challenge: Despite initial doubts, Cam identifies a flavor correctly, then admits confusion and frustration over the result (84:07).
  • The segment is part-science, part-performance, and entirely chaotic.
• Cam is reluctantly converted—at least to the possibility that Fruit Loops might taste different (or that sensory deprivation heightens distinctions).
• The hosts encourage listeners to try the test themselves.
• Cam: “I honest to God need you to try it at the house...because I just did one and I got it right.” (85:59)
• Both acknowledge some of their ‘success’ was luck, but Pete claims “smell differentiation” is real.

“Every time I have a hot take or something on this podcast, years later, I prove it to be right...” – Pete (85:26) “I go, I’m a martyr of my old fruit loop.” – Cam (84:39)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On True Crime Profiteering (05:59):
  "We are absolutely profiting off of these, these disasters." – Cam
• On Casino Bathroom ‘Kiltman’ Encounter (23:07):
  “He reaches under his kilt and goes, ‘And that’s how you pee in one of these things, boys!’” – Pete
• On Food Choices (35:13):
  "I'm stealing from Chick-fil-A...that's the Lord's chicken. They're gonna let you take it." – Pete
• On Anxiety Triggers (61:44):
  "If you speak to somebody in un-absolutes like that, you’re going to hell." – Pete
• On Fruit Loops (84:07):
  Cam: “If I get this right, I’m going to be equally as mad, because now…I pray to God I’m wrong. That dead orange.”
• On Dog-Versus-Kid Ownership (56:39):
  “Can’t control a baby the way you control a dog.” – Pete

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | | -----------------------------------------------| -------------- | | Birthday Intro & Black History Month | 01:05–03:50 | | Dark Humor/True Crime Banter | 03:50–05:59 | | Egypt, Pyramids & Pizza Hut | 06:45–07:10 | | Food Opinions: Church’s, Popeyes, Panda | 07:46–13:38 | | The Casino & Kiltman | 15:17–23:19 | | Meeting Cam’s Mysterious Dad | 24:48–26:36 | | Viral Fan Fame & Insecurities | 29:10–32:28 | | Legal Theft Hypothetical | 32:40–41:04 | | Lottery System Explained (or not) | 41:04–48:22 | | Cheeky Monkeys & Parenthood Rant | 49:05–57:06 | | Anxiety, Bad News, & Communication | 59:36–63:17 | | Sickness & Dreams with Gigs Podcast | 64:07–68:50 | | THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE | 72:07–87:56|

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Closing Thoughts

The episode closes with Cam begrudgingly admitting Pete might be right—and Pete jubilant at “vindication.” The hosts encourage listeners to try the Fruit Loops test at home and reinforce their good-natured rivalry. The final moments are full of running jokes, birthday well-wishes, and reminders to check out YSK Unplugged and the Patreon for bonus content.

Secret Code Drop:
"This week's secret code ASF: all same flavor. You rat. I'm still not a believer." – Cam (88:22)

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Takeaway

• Friendship, jokes, & myth-busting: The duo’s chemistry shines as they spin tall tales, self-own, and test the boundaries of science and perception (and breakfast cereals).
• Memorable moments: Include tales of the casino “kiltman,” experiments in food criminality, existential questions about the lottery, and a surprisingly effective blindfolded taste test.
• For listeners: Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the wild stories, or the heated debates about cereal, this episode delivers high entertainment and plenty of quotables.

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Episode links and bonus content at:

• Patreon
• YSK Unplugged

Transcript

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[Pete]

The you Should Know Podcast hey everybody, welcome back to the you Should Know podcast episode 204. Round of applause please. Yes sir. Hey everybody, welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 204. And not only is it episode 204, this is my birthday episode. Thank you so much. Thank you. You. Thank you. I am 27 years old. I'm I'm 27 years old in your time. But if you're in the Patreon exclusive, you know I am 28. If you want to know why, go over to the Patreon and watch the Patreon exclusive why I am 28. Also on Patreon right now is episode 3 of the Payne vs Cam World Tour documentary. Yup. Completely ad free and uncensored. But if you are, if you're not in the Patreon, which is fine, you're making a mistake. But it's fine. Episode two is available right now on our new channel YSK Dot. Unplug the million dollar deal.

[Cam]

We're here.

[Pete]

All right. We're so awake back here. We're still awake back here. All right guys, we are loving YSK Unplugged. We have so much cool stuff coming over there. This is the new venture of you Should Know Studios is our new passion project. Please go over to YSK Unplugged. The link is in the description below. We have a great episode for you guys. We love you. We cherish you. We wanna kiss all of you behind your teeth. Now on to the rest of the episode. The youe Should Know podcast.

[Cam]

We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[Pete]

Back in the studio. Still Black History Month.

[Cam]

Still Is Black History month. Oh, the Lord knew to birth. Well, okay. The Lord knew to allow your mother our need a harden. Give birth you during the month of your people.

[Pete]

Excuse me.

[Cam]

Basically I'm trying to get. It's a black king born in Black history month. Happy birthday, buddy.

[Pete]

Woo. Put it up, put it up. Get on a knee actually and do it. Come on.

[Cam]

Where are we?

[Pete]

Knee, knee, knee, knee.

[Cam]

Oh, this is getting.

[Pete]

Come on.

[Cam]

Hey, come on.

[Pete]

Who said. Don't you do it?

[Cam]

Am I allowed? I don't know if I'm allowed.

[Pete]

I gave you permission.

[Cam]

Well, I don't know if you.

[Pete]

If I gave you permission to say the N word. You do it quick as.

[Cam]

No, I don't. No, I don't. Don't. Yeah.

[Pete]

And it's my birthday, so that's your birthday present to me, okay.

[Cam]

Oh, that's a deal. That's a deal. I go. I just saved a lot of money.

[Pete]

Yeah. How are you doing, buddy?

[Cam]

Something stinks now. I know it's not me. I know when my body opens up my trap door, my back door opens up and gas comes out, that's not me. I don't believe it.

[Pete]

To be you. I don't think so.

[Cam]

I showered and I don't think it's my equipment, but when I got down there, it was. It's. Something smells bad carpet.

[Pete]

I mean, Dexter used that carpet.

[Cam]

I mean, why have I never noticed how disgusting this is?

[Pete]

I mean, you can't.

[Cam]

There's seven different shades of beige on this.

[Pete]

We're not going to talk about it too long because they can't see it. But this carpet was pulled out of almost that Epstein. Jeffrey Dahmer's living room.

[Cam]

I go, oh, my God. They're both bad living rooms.

[Pete]

Both.

[Cam]

Too bad.

[Pete]

Jeffrey. Bad Jeff. I mean, if we compare. If we compare Jeffries, Epstein or Dahmer.

[Cam]

I gotta say, overall evilness, it's going ole ep, right?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Now overall just. I mean, won't take no for an answer. And just, I mean, just nasty, sick work. It's gotta go to Big Dom. Gotta go to Dom.

[Pete]

The Big Dom.

[Cam]

The Big Dom. Jeffrey Dom. He goes. Come watch a movie.

[Pete]

Come on, let's party. Party hardy.

[Cam]

Come on.

[Pete]

I mean, this is not a good joke.

[Cam]

Diet Coke.

[Pete]

Yeah, this is not a good joke. And he definitely didn't drink Diet Coke. Jeffrey Dahmer definitely drank Mountain Dew.

[Cam]

Oh, he. Oh, he drank blood. He just. Oh, well, yeah, Mountain Dew. Like, I might be a root beer kind of guy. I'm just kidding, bro. Okay, super quick sidebar I think it is wild that like the age old saying of, you know how when people, when there's like this, this horrible event that happens and they're like stop putting the person who did it on the papers and stuff that they want to be, remember.

[Pete]

Correct, Correct. I agree with that sentiment.

[Cam]

Wild. That almost like how we just went into a joke. We know it's real, but it's like that was real human beings.

[Pete]

No, it's sick.

[Cam]

And it's like it's in Hollywood. Oh yeah. Well, there's merch.

[Pete]

Well, you got to think about it.

[Cam]

There's museums and I'm like, it popped up. Is this a strange.

[Pete]

It popped up on my for you page.

[Cam]

There's a music.

[Pete]

There is a serial.

[Cam]

No, dude, see that cereal snipe museum.

[Pete]

And they literally. They got bus and like, and like framed things of their utensils they use during their acts. And people are like paying tickets to go to this exhib. And at what point are we just. You know what I mean?

[Cam]

Like.

[Pete]

I understand.

[Cam]

We are absolutely profiting off of these, these disasters.

[Pete]

And I'm sure the family's not getting any percentage. Like the families of the victims.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Like they're just.

[Cam]

That sucks for them. That's a ticket though.

[Pete]

Probably 12.99.

[Cam]

I'd go, yeah, yeah. No, I'd shoot a video for knowledge. What can I say?

[Pete]

I'd go.

[Cam]

I'd be like, oh, wow, that's interesting. That's a big bite. I got a nine inch blade. Golly, that's a deep cut.

[Pete]

Cameron. Cameron.

[Cam]

Sorry.

[Pete]

It's my birthday.

[Cam]

I acknowledge. I want to take you to Egypt. Not for Black History month or your birthday, but I wanted to take you to Egypt, dude.

[Pete]

You know, Egypt kind of ruined for me because on the other side of the.

[Cam]

See now you. I don't want to take you.

[Pete]

No. Do you want me to be honest though?

[Cam]

What?

[Pete]

Because I saw a video today, actually this morning on my for you page. It was somebody was at the pyramids. That's in Egypt, correct?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

Which is in Africa.

[Cam]

I know what you're gonna say. Yes, Egypt's in Africa.

[Pete]

And so there, there was a video of somebody at the pyramid in front of the pyramids like this. And then they turned it around completely. 180 Pizza Hut right there. There's a Pizza Hut parallel to the. To the pyramids. I feel like that's sanctuary land. Yeah.

[Cam]

It's 20, 26.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

People gotta eat. Right?

[Pete]

Right.

[Cam]

Pizza Hut. It's gonna be that. There's gonna Be. We're not in Babylon. It's an industrial world.

[Pete]

It's everywhere.

[Cam]

You go to the Great Wall of China, you walk probably a quarter mile to your left. They might have a little Panda Express or something. And that's just the way. Whoa. You know. No, no, no. Listen, now, listen, now, listen. The second that left my mouth, you know, Panda Express is near and dear to my heart and my stomach.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

White people love Panda Express. I love it.

[Pete]

I don't know white people in general.

[Cam]

Oh, white. I thought you said. Why do you not. White people.

[Pete]

No, White people love Panda Express.

[Cam]

Not my type of whites.

[Pete]

No. Yes, sir.

[Cam]

Joke it down with some Popeyes. I will get.

[Pete]

I mean, what's happening? I mean, genuinely, what's wrong with you?

[Cam]

Popeyes are ch. Chicken. Not because who you are. I said Popeyes or Church's chicken.

[Pete]

I hate Church's Chicken. Church's Chicken make.

[Cam]

I I I rough coming off the tongue. Oh, my God. Hook, bait and sick. He said. I don't know. I mean, Popeye's all right, but I really don't like chicken.

[Pete]

Chuck. Chuck.

[Cam]

You really don't like. Now I'm not even trolling you or Ray debating you. You really don't like cheeses?

[Pete]

No, I don't love the ccs.

[Cam]

Why?

[Pete]

I don't like. I gotta say it, but let's ignore it. Okay.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

I don't like Church's Chicken because I don't.

[Cam]

Sounded good to me.

[Pete]

All right. I don't like Church's chicken because. Stop looking at me.

[Cam]

Where do you want me to look?

[Pete]

Yeah. No, but when you. I can tell. It's like a deadpan. Okay. And you have soulless eyes. Whenever you're trying not to make fun of me.

[Cam]

No, I. I actually think my conscience leaves. I'm so focused on not laughing at someone that I love.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That, like, my brain turns off and my eyes become black.

[Pete]

And you make irregular eye contact. Normally, you scan my whole thing whenever you're piercing.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Like, you're in me. Yeah.

[Cam]

Church's Chicken. It's a normal word.

[Pete]

I don't go to Church's Chicken because whenever I do. Okay.

[Cam]

That's always the first one. That's like, the ad reads, if you mess up once, you're gonna mess up six.

[Pete]

Here we go.

[Cam]

Church's Chicken. It's a regular word. Church's chicken.

[Pete]

My friend has a lisp.

[Cam]

He says tongue.

[Pete]

It's.

[Cam]

It's fine. It's normal.

[Pete]

I love him. Here we go. I don't go to Church's Chicken. Because the last time. You all right?

[Cam]

There's a little sneeze. You all right, Kid Rock, There you go. That boy opened and said, my name is Ken. You watched it?

[Advertiser]

No.

[Pete]

You watched. You definitely watch the all American halftime show.

[Cam]

Hell, no. I watched Benito and I said, No, no, no. Sing that bad boy. No boy, no boy.

[Pete]

You need to.

[Cam]

Now, now, hold on now, now, hold on now. We're. I mean, we're in some. I mean, we're in some deep waters. We're in treacherous shark infested water. Don't jump. Oh, I, I probably. I want to put this on the record. If you would have landed on that s and it somehow broke your ankle, I would have physically pooped fecal matter my pants. Right, right here, right now.

[Pete]

I go, If you don't know, you don't know, Benito. If you don't know. I know. Some.

[Cam]

And that again, I'm not. That's not.

[Pete]

No, we just don't understand.

[Cam]

Literally don't know what he's saying. We don't understand.

[Pete]

But I was. I was vibing and he was dorking right on my tv.

[Cam]

He was.

[Pete]

I did.

[Cam]

He was working that corner.

[Pete]

He said, yeah, dude. I was like, I didn't know Baboni was hung like that. Oh, well, dude, his was moving.

[Cam]

Now, I'm not going to lie.

[Pete]

I.

[Cam]

When he fell through the little building. Yeah. And he got back up, confused me. Dusty. I said, now that can't be right. I said, they didn't actually just let him fall with a hot mic on his chest.

[Pete]

No, pre recorded.

[Cam]

Pre recorded, dude. Which is fire, I think the biggest takeaway. And I. I saw this. Everyone started posting the charts and this man, Michael Jackson, right. Had 133 million views on his halftime performance in 93. No streaming services. Hardest to watch the game.

[Pete]

No Internet market.

[Cam]

No Internet. And they all said, oh, Mike Jackson.

[Pete]

No, no. The most famous human that will ever touch this earth is Michael Jackson.

[Cam]

You watch your mouth. No, he's second. He's second in line to the lord, but yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Pete]

No. Yes, but yes.

[Cam]

No, he like it is. What? Like it is. I don't know if there's gonna be another.

[Pete]

There will never be another Michael Jackson ever.

[Cam]

He united people.

[Pete]

No, he's.

[Cam]

Yeah, I mean, they still fought a lot of wars, but I mean, he.

[Pete]

It doesn't matter.

[Cam]

It's a raccoon.

[Pete]

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, I bad bunny.

[Cam]

What now he's good looking guy.

[Pete]

Good looking guy.

[Cam]

Looks a lot better with his facial hair. Yeah, early Benito, when he hit the scene, he wore that hoodie a lot. Real naked up top. I mean, it kind of like bald beneath him meerkat. I was like, God, I like his. I said, he's on a song with Drake. He's real vibe.

[Pete]

Was that the first time you heard of that bunny?

[Cam]

He's got a bop to him. But I said, I looked him up.

[Pete]

I went, oh, God, yeah, yeah, looks.

[Cam]

Like me if I drop my drawers.

[Pete]

No, you would never look like that.

[Cam]

No, no, I'm saying my penis resembles how, how skinless he was as a man. Or not skinless, hairless.

[Pete]

But you, but you're. You have a lot of hair on.

[Cam]

Your got mutton chops.

[Pete]

Yeah. You got sideburns. You got Elvis.

[Cam]

I got Hugh Jackman. I got Wolverine.

[Pete]

Oh, there we go.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

The reason I've never been to churches is because I threw up in. In the bathtub the same night I ate that. That was the last time I read Church's Chicken, by the way. Like, I was, I was a tube, a funnel of insides. I mean, that bathtub, you'd have thought Dahmer was there.

[Cam]

I cannot imagine pooping and throwing up.

[Pete]

At the same time. It is orgasmic at the same time, but it is, it is painful.

[Cam]

I mean, it sounds like someone legit, like pulled the pin of a grenade. Just went, yeah, like in your insides and just with.

[Pete]

It's the closest you can get to dmt. Like, I mean, that is like that. I mean, talk about it.

[Cam]

I mean, I was one. I was one more hurl away from licking that toe. Yeah, I was right. I was strapped on the rocket ship.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

It was good. It was fun as hell too. It was like the old times, dude.

[Pete]

Good.

[Cam]

I. Can I say that I didn't.

[Pete]

I didn't realize how much I missed those times when it was just me and you. You and me. No Surround, you go.

[Cam]

No Pierces, no Robbies, no cj.

[Pete]

Nobody interrupt.

[Cam]

No, but it's definitely fun with all the boys.

[Pete]

But yeah, it's more fun with us.

[Cam]

But it's been a while since it was just a dolo. Little. I got to get all nice and dapper, take my little girl out on a date.

[Pete]

Dude. And we. And you know.

[Cam]

Dude, no, no, no.

[Pete]

Way too easy. I mean, no, that was. I didn't mean.

[Cam]

Did not put up a fight.

[Pete]

I mean, it's. And it's slowly getting worse as we.

[Cam]

It's like. It's like you punched it. It's like an old person.

[Pete]

No, it's all right. We're gonna ignore it. I'm so sorry.

[Cam]

And I.

[Pete]

And you know, I instantly regret doing that too, because I didn't think it was gonna do that.

[Cam]

I. I mean that. But that's. You gotta know, man.

[Pete]

Yeah. I have a lot of rage inside.

[Cam]

You do? And it's okay.

[Pete]

I need a therapist.

[Cam]

It's okay. No, it's okay. I mean. Well, I probably.

[Pete]

Well, but I was saying.

[Cam]

No at the bottom. Just no. Yeah. No more need for the legless tv.

[Pete]

I genuinely enjoyed our time together, me and you.

[Cam]

It was great.

[Pete]

It was fun time. Me and Cam went to the casino this weekend. Just me and him. Him and me. We laughed the whole time driving there.

[Cam]

I mean, now we went through. We went through what literally looked like a town that still lived with segregation oh, I'm not gonna name the town, but I. I vividly remember going, p. If we stop here, you're done. I go, you're done.

[Pete]

No, it was a sundown town.

[Cam]

Please let me get out of the car.

[Pete]

100 sundown.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

Yeah. It was not made for me.

[Cam]

No. I mean, yeah.

[Pete]

Nope. That's a joke for me and you. Not for the Internet. That was funny, though. It was funny. There was a. We were making a joke.

[Cam]

I was crying.

[Pete]

If I would have walked into a bar, they would have called me a name instantly. They'd be like, oh, we got. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Pete]

We were crying, but we passed through there. It was a wild time. I saw a domesticated dog. Like, a real, like, Labrador dog. Not like a wild canine.

[Cam]

Yeah. I don't know where I was. Like, I was in his passenger.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And you kept saying, oh, my God, did you see that? And I went, what, bro?

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

He goes, dude, man, there's a dog. There's a dog, like, doing something back there. Literally five minutes later, I guess I'm looking on my phone. He goes, oh, my God. I was like, what? He goes, dude, there's 35 wolves, right?

[Pete]

No, it was. No, no cap.

[Cam]

How do I keep missing.

[Pete]

We're driving, like, on a back highway. No street lights, no cars. All I could see was woods and beady eyes.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

And so I remember I was driving through, and this was in the sun downtown.

[Cam]

I was.

[Pete]

I looked to the right, and I saw a domesticated dog. And I knew it was domesticated because it had a collar and a harness on. Wild dogs don't get harnesses.

[Cam]

They don't get. They don't have local stores to buy that from.

[Pete]

And it was bent over, like, eating a deer that was deceased. And it was just picking at it. And I was like, that hurt me to look at. Like, I understand if you're a stray dog. Like, if you're a wild pet. Yeah. You live off the land. Like, you're gonna go kiss somebody's nose when you go home. Oh, like, that's wild.

[Cam]

Oh, you get a little hint of deer. Small intestine, little deer spine. You imagine that dog, though. He's been eating kibble and bits for six years. He just got him a nice. I'm talking a prime tomahawk, 32 ounce. A little bit of salt and pepper on that.

[Pete]

I think he's gonna be like me after Church's chicken.

[Cam]

Oh, I don't think he might, but in the moment. You mean to tell me you don't think that Dog enjoyed that.

[Pete]

He.

[Cam]

No.

[Pete]

Cause whenever I was able to really dissect it. And the way he was picking at it was not confident. He wasn't like. He was like.

[Cam]

He said, maybe that part right here. Maybe that little piece right there. He just pulls it with his teeth. He goes, oh, no, that's not it either. Hold on. Right about here.

[Pete]

Take it.

[Cam]

The smallest little piece. He goes, let's try that part. Right about there. Let's try that one. He pops the bile sack. Oh.

[Pete]

Oh, man. Okay.

[Cam]

But Ruby gets too much cannibalistic. I. I drop.

[Pete]

I.

[Cam]

Excuse my French. I drop a piece of food.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And she. I mean, she will. She'll defend that food against me.

[Pete]

That's all she's got.

[Cam]

It is all she got.

[Pete]

She has no love in that house anymore. No attention.

[Cam]

We're back to G walks.

[Pete]

Y' all stopped walking?

[Cam]

Oh, she didn't walk for about a year. No.

[Pete]

I don't know.

[Cam]

I'm not kidding. No, I'm not kidding.

[Pete]

You let her outside, though.

[Cam]

Oh, she's outside all day long. But I physically didn't take time.

[Pete]

Like, family walks.

[Cam]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pete]

It's fine. Malcolm never did those either.

[Cam]

Exactly. And he's immortal. Is he still kicking?

[Pete]

I think, dude. Yeah. I don't know what is going on.

[Cam]

Sorry.

[Pete]

Sorry. And then we drove a little longer, and I was still talking to Cam about the. The dog. I was. I was like, cam, how'd you not see that dog? How'd you not see that dog? And he was looking at me. And then I look past Cam, and I see 85 eyeballs. Like, glowing eyeballs. And, like, they were all like. And it was wolves. I saw 85 wolves. I didn't even know Oklahoma had wolves. And I was like. I was like. I was like. And he was like, what?

[Cam]

Well, I missed. Okay?

[Pete]

He turns into live whenever Liv's not around.

[Cam]

Wait, where? No, but I. I legit did not see it again. I go, bro, I'm starting to think you're, like, high or something, because this there. You got something in your system. I'm not seeing this, but, yeah. That was ridiculous. We finally got to the casino. Fun casino trip.

[Pete]

Fun casino trip. But as soon as we walked in there. As soon as we got to the casino, something insane happened in the bathroom.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

All about that.

[Pete]

The guy in a skirt. Which sounds. Which I'm. No, no, no, no. That sounds crazy. That sounds crazy. Which I have no problem, actually. I don't know what to say.

[Cam]

I say you just pick up with the story.

[Pete]

Okay, Me and Cam drive an hour and a half to this casino. We get to the casino, we've been drinking Red Bulls the whole way. We have to urinate. As soon as we get to the casino, we go into the bathroom.

[Cam]

Straight to the bathroom.

[Pete]

Now as we walk into the bathroom, when you walk into the left is the urinals. There is one man using a urinal. Describe what you see on this man.

[Cam]

So right before we clear the left that he's talking about, it's like a wall and then the left and there's urinals. There is that one guy peeing. He flushes. So as we're clearing it, he's now walking to the sinks. So we're about to go like this and cross.

[Pete]

We're about to cross paths, walking past this guy.

[Cam]

This man turns the corner. He's standing at about 6 foot 4, big guy. He's got a beard that goes to his belly button, he's got long hair and he's in a full blown kilt.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

And he literally goes scheiza and screams it for no reason. He goes scheiza?

[Pete]

Yes. And it's not like I was like, holy, he scared me. Like, it was like he knew us and we were part of his Irish tribe. Kilter Irish, right?

[Cam]

Yeah, But Shiza's not Shiza.

[Pete]

Is it not.

[Cam]

I'm pretty sure it's German.

[Pete]

He goes, scheissa. He looks at me. I literally went. I was like, what the hell? Like, I almost touched the bathroom floor. I was so scared.

[Cam]

And then he starts talking. He started talking like he's talking to us. No one's giving him response.

[Pete]

No, no, we're not looking at him at this point because I'm scared.

[Cam]

I'm. I'm fighting for my life to hold a. Laughing. I'm fighting.

[Pete]

And so I'm peeking at him. I, I don't even pee anymore. I pretend like I've been in there for 20 minutes. I go straight to the sink. I go straight to the sink, start washing my hands.

[Cam]

I'm done.

[Pete]

I'm not peeing in here. I want. I don't know what you're doing, sir. So I'm now looking at him. You know whenever you're washing your hands next to somebody and you look at them through the mirror?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

So I was looking at him through the mirror, but I see him back up from the sink and I'm like, sir, are you going to attack what's under that kilt? He reaches under his kilt.

[Cam]

No, I swear to God, where to God.

[Pete]

He reaches under his kilt and goes. And that's how you pee with one.

[Cam]

Of these things, boys.

[Pete]

Like that.

[Cam]

He was like, tucking his johnson back. And we saw, like. Not. We didn't see the slippery little snake, but we saw his whole area, like, he adjusting it because I guess it.

[Pete]

Was uncomfortable sitting in the kilt. And he goes, that's how you pee in one of these things, boys.

[Cam]

He like. He hiked up the skirt and he's like repackaging his johnson and.

[Pete]

And then he's walking out one more time before he leaves the bathroom. He goes.

[Cam]

We think he is. I mean, something's. And the whole time, the best part. So I'm at the first urinal, the wall is right here, and I kept going like this to pee.

[Pete]

I kept going.

[Cam]

And I would look at him through the mirror, and I was like. Like just trying to bait him to laugh because he was right next to him.

[Pete]

So I rush out of the bathroom. The guy leaves. I kind of follow him out, right? But I think he's gonna go do his own thing. He does. He starts walking out to a hallway, but there's another guy, regular, regularly dressed guy walking towards him. I guess the kiltman recognizes him. I guess the kill guy recognizes this. This normally dressed man. He goes, oh, Jim, what's going on, man? In a regular voice, normal as can be. Regular. No accent, no schizo. No. This is how you piss in one of these things, boys. He goes, jim, good to see you. I go, who the is this man?

[Cam]

You know, he's. He's a creep. He's a creature. And that. That was no exaggeration. The first minute of being in this casino.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I literally. I remember looking at Pete after that. We saw him dap up Jim. We go down the escalator and I go, this is either gonna be fantastic night or horrible. There's. There's no room for middle ground.

[Pete]

Yeah, no room. We ended up doing really good at the casino.

[Cam]

It was a good night. Saw my dad. My dad. My dad spawned out of nowhere, really. Peter walking back. At one point, my father was in front of me like this. He went, ghost.

[Pete]

Like a ghost. It popped up and he was like.

[Cam]

I went, what the. I said, hey, dad. He goes, what's up? He goes, I heard they all were coming over here, so here.

[Pete]

Your dad's a spy? Oh, no, no. Your dad works for the government.

[Cam]

Definitely works for the CIA.

[Pete]

The packages. Your dad works for the internal Affairs. Oh, my. Been a front all these years. I think he Might be.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. He actually might be. Guess where the headquarters is.

[Pete]

Where?

[Cam]

The airport.

[Pete]

Wait, the government's headquarters is at the airport?

[Cam]

My dad. Honestly, my dad. My dad.

[Pete]

Where he.

[Cam]

Where he goes to work is at the airport.

[Pete]

I thought he works for ups and it's at.

[Cam]

Dude, wait, you're not believing me. I've been living it for my whole life. It's at the airport. He's packaging the planes.

[Pete]

But I thought he drove. I've seen him drive the trucks. Don't punch the mic.

[Cam]

He used to drive the trucks. He used to drive the trucks. He now goes to the airport. If you told me he likes red Gatorade, I'd go. Oh, I believe you. Cause it's your father.

[Pete]

Does he drive the trucks at the airport or is he a pilot now? He's a UPS pilot. How am I supposed to know?

[Cam]

Because I'm telling you.

[Pete]

No, what does it have to do with the government?

[Cam]

He drives. He drives his Nissan to the airport.

[Pete]

You got a Nissan now?

[Cam]

Oh, wow. He drives his Nissan.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

To the airport. He gets out of his Nissan.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He throws a reflective vest on so he doesn't get hit by a Boeing. And he's filling up the planes with.

[Pete]

Cargo so he doesn't drive the. He doesn't wear the Browns anymore.

[Cam]

No more Browns. No more Browns. No more driving. He's at the airport. And I say all of that to be ridiculed and not believed by you because I was simply saying he works at a airport. So when other people of high importance, maybe he just slips them off to the back and he does his sonar radar detection and maybe he is a spy.

[Pete]

Important people.

[Cam]

I am so worried about if my dad drives at Nissan, if he flies planes, if he wears his Browns that I couldn't get.

[Pete]

Oh, it just doesn't make sense because important people don't fly Delta. They're probably fly private. Does he package private planes? Do they have private UPS planes? Private package plane. Private UPS package planes.

[Cam]

I'm gonna have my dad spy on you. My dad's gonna give me all the intelligence on you now.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

I'm getting really tired of that. Let's just be honest.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Was my face in it?

[Pete]

No, it was our back.

[Cam]

Of course it was my back because I probably didn't give you permission, which I don't have to, but why are you recording my spot?

[Pete]

It was a picture. So it's whenever we started playing, when we sat down next to each other, whenever I was doing the roulette, everybody kept it coming up in the middle of my hands.

[Cam]

Oh, it was. Oh my God.

[Pete]

That was.

[Cam]

Was it from the bar?

[Pete]

No, no, it's from right behind. Like, it's like they stood behind us.

[Cam]

Yeah, that's. That's very concerning. Well, then I not feel your breathing or hear you.

[Pete]

I don't know, like this.

[Cam]

Damn it.

[Pete]

It's exactly what happened. But then I swipe. It was one of the slideshow tiktoks and then you slide over and then the person asked for a Picture. So they got a confirmation picture from the back just to make sure in case we said no. And then they took. Which it was the really nice white woman.

[Cam]

Oh, okay. Well then no, I don't. I don't mind you at all. You were incredibly nice. But okay, basically we. I have some PTSD from that because we had someone else. Literally the last time we were at that casino, someone.

[Pete]

Oh my God. Recorded us at the bar. Yeah, we're at the bar. And. And at the Mavericks game. I went courtside to the Mavericks game.

[Cam]

Saw that first off, the food looked crazy.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I didn't know that. But so whenever I saw on Tick Tock the other day, I get a. And dude, can I say this?

[Cam]

Stop.

[Pete]

If you see me in public, stop taking pictures or recording me from the back. I am so insecure about the back of my neck.

[Cam]

Neck always had.

[Pete]

No, no, no. But I'm getting a lot of rolls back there.

[Cam]

Dude. No, no, we need to take care of you. No, no, it's bad to take you on a six day sabbatical.

[Pete]

It looks like thick foreskin in the back. Like, like it just doesn't look good. And that's like one of my biggest insecurities is the back of my neck.

[Cam]

Can I see it?

[Pete]

Turn around. Yeah.

[Cam]

No. Okay. Not when you do your head. Now if you're walking like this, you're bringing on yourself hermit.

[Pete]

The turtle.

[Cam]

No, you're going like this.

[Pete]

No, but that's like my natural thing. Like when I'm sitting, I go like this. Like my natural thing. Like I tuck. Jugular's exposed for danger.

[Cam]

I mean, hell of an Adam's apple. That's John Adams. Adam's apple. Holy. You sit like this.

[Pete]

Yeah. And that's like my natural thing. Like I'll just like my neck rolls. I just. It's always like that. So I told Sarah, stop taking pictures of me from the back. Don't do that. Right. I told her not to do it.

[Cam]

Don't do that. Stop doing that.

[Pete]

Stop doing it. Anyway, so I was. I was on TikTok and I was courtside of Mavericks game. So a lot of people were behind me. That's how it works.

[Cam]

Wait, did you, did you fly, did you fly there to the game? From Dallas?

[Pete]

To Dallas.

[Cam]

You went from Dallas to American Airlines? You flew, you went. And you were like, oh, this is how.

[Pete]

If I could take a helicopter, I would. That'd be cool. Cuz traffic on the way to American Airlines is bad.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Pete]

But anyway, so there was a video courtside like somebody was recording the mascot. And the mascot was behind me talking to the people. And I'm in the background like this, and you can see my neck rolls. And I'm saying, I'm very insecure about that, bro.

[Cam]

I, I, I watched the game afterwards because you said, dude, we're gonna be on. Because I'm so close to the court.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like I'm actually in front of other people that are more important because I'm there. But I watched the game, and I could only see Sarah. The way the gold, beautiful position.

[Pete]

She's a golden magnet.

[Cam]

She's wearing a red top. Yes or no?

[Pete]

Yes. She was.

[Cam]

It literally was her. The big goal, and you're right on the other.

[Pete]

Really?

[Cam]

Yeah. You got no. You got no play on the tv.

[Pete]

It's okay. No, I didn't. No, I didn't, because Diego texted me a picture.

[Cam]

Diego has a different broadcast. Which one does he have something else? Let's just say it's not Turner Network.

[Pete]

We have to get a VP in to watch out.

[Cam]

You have to have a mesh WI FI network to watch the game. I have a question for you.

[Pete]

You gotta talk to me, Daddy.

[Cam]

I have a que. Ooh, I like that. Now, I was, I was thinking about this because I had a conversation with my mother, and it stemmed off of the fact that she commits no crimes. She commits no sins. She's a saint. She's too soft. I said, mom, I'm gonna, I'm gonna force your hand. If theft, if just stealing in general became legal, completely legal, there's. You can't get frowned upon. You're not breaking law for one hour. I said, what would you try to take? She goes, oh, no. I would just sit here, honey. I'd probably turn on some hymns. I'd probably turn on some gospel.

[Pete]

Yeah, because she. Because that's not right. Even though it's legal, it's not right with God.

[Cam]

And I said, now you're a good woman, but really, you would steal if.

[Pete]

Crime was legal for an hour?

[Cam]

Not only would I steal, but I have a master plan.

[Pete]

Okay, what is it?

[Cam]

But I have to ask you first. I'm gonna reveal mine on the back end. So if stealing was legal for an hour. Now, the caveat is the process is still there. Like, you can't say, oh, I'd go take all the money in the bank. It's still behind a locked vault.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

If you want to go into a convenience store, there's still a guy working. He might not want you taking it.

[Pete]

He can't stop me. I promise you, you cannot stop me.

[Cam]

So with that being said, theft is legal for one hour. What are you still. And why? Oh, I'm.

[Pete]

You know, honestly, my first thought was going to a bank. Okay. First I was going to a bank.

[Cam]

But I'm not God. Rookie numbers. But. Oh, rookie numbers.

[Pete]

It was my first thought. Right.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

But I don't know the code to the vault. That's the thing.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

So that I couldn't.

[Cam]

And that hour be gone like that. You did absolutely nothing.

[Pete]

Right.

[Cam]

And then you're probably still down there at the hour. And then they lock you.

[Pete]

Yeah. It's too much to go on. Next thing I was thinking maybe a Walmart. Because there's a lot you could take from a Walmart. And I steal from Walmart anyway. No, I don't anymore. At one point, oh dude, I was running up Walmart. Seminole, Oklahoma.

[Cam]

Oh my God. At one point I was getting pharmaceuticals for the price of onion.

[Pete]

Yeah. Was that.

[Cam]

It was going.

[Pete]

Yeah, no, we're white onion. And a lot of times $35 worth.

[Cam]

Of a seed of medif In.

[Pete]

Yeah, no, we were stealing a lot. Don't steal though. I don't know, probably something I need, so probably like a Best Buy. I'd go. Probably go to Best Buy or like some kind of electronic store.

[Cam]

See, but what do you think you're.

[Pete]

Getting all the electronics.

[Cam]

Yeah, but all the. Oh, you're just gonna pick up a 90 inch TV, walk out the front door like there's employees. Not still. They're gonna stop.

[Pete]

I have a truck. Lawyers.

[Cam]

You're gonna stop.

[Pete]

You.

[Cam]

They don't want their product. Did you say chicken?

[Pete]

Chick Fil A. You know how many nuggets you can get from Chick Fil A?

[Cam]

You're gonna steal. You're gonna steal an expiring asset. Theft is available for all humans for one hour.

[Pete]

For one hour.

[Cam]

Your glorious ideas. Oh, chicken nuggets.

[Pete]

Well, I promise you you're not going to turn into Jeff Bezos if you steal something for an hour. You're not getting rich in an hour. If you steal as make that hour special. Go to Chick Fil A. That's the Lord's chicken. They're gonna bless be you. God will take care of you. They're gonna let you take it. There's no. There's nobody at Chick Fil A that's gonna put the hands on.

[Cam]

You're gonna go get back. She goes, my pleasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pete]

I am taking so many nuggets.

[Cam]

Chicken. My pleasure.

[Pete]

You Know how many I would have? Sauces for the next three years. You know, you always run out of sauces, or sometimes they forget.

[Cam]

Okay, that's not bad.

[Pete]

I'm stealing from Chick Fil.

[Cam]

A spirit. It's food. It's.

[Pete]

It's.

[Cam]

That's literally. What are you gonna do? Day two. Let's say you get. Let's make an easy number. You get a thousand nuggies. What the do you do with a thousand chicken nuggets?

[Pete]

I mean, you can meal prep a thousand chicken nuggets. You could definitely meal prep a thousand chicken nuggets. Or because I'm a man of Jesus Christ, I could give those to people who need them. Right. You're thinking when you steal it for.

[Cam]

Yourself, 100% selfish action.

[Pete]

No, I'm giving mine to the less fortunate, like Robbie or something.

[Cam]

You're gonna steal the Lord's. You're gonna steal the Lord's chicken, Right? Big emphasis on steel. The Lord's chickens to run a homeless campaign.

[Pete]

Yes. Because I'm a man of God. I take care of people. What would you do? Evade taxes.

[Cam]

Here we go. So my first thought, similar to yours, kinda was a car. Right. I was gonna go steal a vehicle. I said, I can look up, I can prep for this moment, learn how to hot wire. I said, probably not gonna work though, right? Yeah. I'm not Jason Bourne. No.

[Pete]

And you. You got bad hand eyes.

[Cam]

So then I. Not the best with dexterity. I could use a couple VC points on that. So then I went to this.

[Pete]

Hear me out.

[Cam]

Now. It's a gamble, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. I walk into a local convenience store. I immediately say, hey, man, can I get a pack up? Knock him out.

[Pete]

Okay, hold on. No, because crime's not legal.

[Cam]

That's fine.

[Pete]

You can't just hurt somebody because now you can go to jail for assault. So now you're in jail.

[Cam]

No, no, no.

[Pete]

Your whole plan's real now.

[Cam]

Big emphasis on I can. That's the point.

[Pete]

No, you're not allowed to.

[Cam]

Oh, I know. But when you go to a 7 11, how many people are on clock?

[Pete]

Probably two.

[Cam]

Oh, two. That's two knockouts.

[Pete]

Now hear me out. That's two assault charges. You're going to jail, Cam.

[Cam]

No one's there to report it.

[Pete]

The cameras. They have cameras, Cam.

[Cam]

And you.

[Pete]

Crimes not legal. Theft is.

[Cam]

You think someone as detailed as me forgets about a CCTV in the corner, you're out of your mind. I knock out the worker. I pull the plug on the cameras. Okay, I take the bank.

[Pete]

Not how cameras work, are you. They still saved to a hard drive cam.

[Cam]

That's what I'm stealing.

[Pete]

You're showing the cameras the.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You don't watch anything. You don't know anything about Kim.

[Pete]

You're not. Okay, You're. You're. I know because you're saying this, but I know you. Your wife has sent me videos of you in the shower. She's recorded you in the shower and you didn't know? You don't think lives is a good pimp?

[Cam]

Was I hard or soft?

[Pete]

Oh, soft as. I mean, barely noticeable.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. Like a piece of bubble gum.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Hairy or no.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah. But you have weird hair. Anyway, I don't think it's a good idea because you think you could evade a CCTV, but you can't avoid your wife's iPhone 7C.

[Cam]

Okay, you think. You think you're turning into Muhammad Gandhi and passing out the Lord's chicken. Mahatma. Yeah, I said Muhammad Mahatma. Ghana looks like Gandhi. Flip, flop, Gordon Ramsay. Anyway, let me finish. I walk into the store, unfortunately, I feel bad for the guy. I have to knock him out if I want to go through my plant.

[Pete]

You don't have that in your heart. You can't even tell people.

[Cam]

No, I probably couldn't, but I have to because. Hear me out. My idea is lottery tickets. Now, this is the only reason I have to, unfortunately make him unconscious.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Is because lottery tickets, just like a gift card, they're not active until they're scanned in the system.

[Pete]

Okay?

[Cam]

Now, I can't walk up and go, hey, man, did you hear? Theft is legal. Give me every lottery ticket you have.

[Pete]

Right?

[Cam]

I gotta knock him out. Cause he's not gonna do that.

[Pete]

You can't just push him.

[Cam]

What? So he can get back up. What are you playing, tetherball? I hit it. So I come right back. No, I need to put him on his. I need to get to work. So I put him on his right? Immediately turn around, lock the door, immediately locate the CCTV box. I unplug the box, which turns off the cameras, and I have the save data in my hands, right? I throw that in my satchel. After that.

[Pete]

You have a satchel?

[Cam]

I have a satchel for this operation. After that satchel has been loaded with the cctv, I immediately go to all the scratch offs, I take them off the roll, I take them home with me. Simple. In the backpack. Now, the real lottery tickets, I go as many as I Can for that hour time. Scan, scan, scan, scan.

[Pete]

So you're not scratching, you're scanning.

[Cam]

Oh, no, I'm grabbing. Oh, you think I'm doing this for a $20 payout? I'm getting the mega millions, bitch.

[Pete]

You think they would honor that?

[Cam]

It's scanned in the system and there's no footage to show. I tampered, dog. Yeah, but they could be like, I thought this through. You know what I mean?

[Pete]

No, but look, if it's scanned in the system already, right? If it's scanned in the system, they know what storage registered. If it's scanned in the system, they know it's storage registered to.

[Cam]

Is that spit? What'd you choke on?

[Pete]

Wouldn't they? When?

[Cam]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. My. My plan is so flawless. You're trying to deteriorate.

[Pete]

No, it's not.

[Cam]

You're trying to. My plan. You can't.

[Pete]

Let's look. When they scan in the system, they know what storage registered to, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Correct. Yeah. So whenever you win it, they'll be like, oh, that's from the store that was stolen from. You stole it. Sorry. You don't get any money.

[Cam]

No, sir. No, sir. That's all you got? No, sir.

[Pete]

I know.

[Cam]

That's how I know my plans crumbled. I just go, no, sir. Well, I didn't think about that.

[Pete]

You didn't think about much.

[Cam]

And you're fat. What do you mean I'm fat? What do you mean I'm fat? Just being mean. And I'm fat. I'm gonna steal this. Okay, well, then I hit big on.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. You brought up the Lord's chicken and homeless.

[Pete]

Yeah, great. About lottery tickets. Where does the money from lottery tickets come from? Is that a known thing or is that like some Epstein files?

[Cam]

What do you mean?

[Pete]

Where does the money for the lottery ticket winner come from?

[Cam]

There you go. Oh, like the winnings. Yes, winnings. Oh, I can only assume like the bank or the state.

[Pete]

Like the bank and the state.

[Cam]

Okay. Are you talking about the lottery or the big.

[Pete]

No, the big multi billion dollar lottery. Where does that money come?

[Cam]

That's nationwide. So it's, it's first off, it's the people. Do you understand how a lottery works?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

So there's when. So, so when someone wins, you know how it resets to a very small amount? What? So when someone wins the lottery.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

You know, like a Powerball. Yeah, the Powerball. For a billion dollars. They win it, they get their money and then when it reopens the next week, maybe 10 days, you know how it's not at a billion again? How it's probably at 20 million. So that 20 million is fronted from the government. But the, the lottery hints. Lottery is from everyone buying.

[Pete]

So the more people buy, the more it comes up.

[Cam]

Bing, bing, bing. That's how it works, bub.

[Pete]

So you're saying $20 billion worth of lottery tickets.

[Cam]

Lottery, have you seen that was 20 billion.

[Pete]

The one. There's a billboard.

[Cam]

I was driving. I sold my wife off for a ticket to win that $20 billion. Get out of your mind. I would have literally walked in and be like, hey, man, I'm sorry, I would have. 20 billion. I would have scanned every ticket in there.

[Pete]

No, the powerball was like $20 billion.

[Cam]

Walks around and goes, oh, what happened? What happened? I go, I don't know, something happened. Come here, come look. Knock his out too. Lock the doors. And I'm scanning every ticket. I'm going in the back, see if they got the. In a Cardboard box in inventory.

[Pete]

How much.

[Cam]

Scanning every.

[Pete]

How much was the lottery this last year, bro?

[Cam]

The. I think the highest it's like ever got is like maybe like 1.4. Do you understand?

[Pete]

$1.4 billion. 2. We got from $2 billion. Aren't we like $3 billion in debt in this. In the country?

[Cam]

I mean, I mean, this is incredible. We are, Peyton. We are trillions in debt. You don't know the best part about it though. Ain't nobody coming to get that back.

[Pete]

Look at Kid Rock. He goes.

[Cam]

My name is K. Wait, so why.

[Pete]

Don'T we just take the lottery winnings and pay off our debt?

[Cam]

No, we are. We are heavily in debt. And I'm joking about. No one's coming back.

[Pete]

We.

[Cam]

We just. We do it to ourselves. We are crazy.

[Pete]

It's cuz the lottery.

[Cam]

It's not cuz the.

[Pete]

But if we're giving everybody, if we're giving our civilians or like if. So if the government's giving us $2 billion every six months, why don't we just use that $2.6 billion to win? To win back the trillion dollars to China One?

[Cam]

No, to sir. You think the government's just giving out $2 billion every six months?

[Pete]

What? That's what I saw in the sign. Powerball.

[Cam]

If someone wins it, and like I just said, it goes up when people buy the ticket.

[Pete]

So the lottery is like a fundraiser.

[Cam]

There you go. I'm buying, I'm buying.

[Pete]

What's the point of that though? Like, what does it do for the government? Why do we have lottery?

[Cam]

They take their percentage.

[Pete]

How much do they take?

[Cam]

I don't know how. I don't know. Like on taxes, probably. And. And that gets taxed, so that's nothing. The second someone wins that.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Comes taxable income.

[Pete]

Wait, where does the money come from?

[Cam]

I mean, like this, literally this quick. Oh, you want your billion? 1.2 billion. We're gonna take half.

[Pete]

Where's the money come from?

[Cam]

Am I. Am I be. Is there is Ashton Kutcher in our studio? Am I being punked? The money comes from ticket purchases.

[Pete]

But how did.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. Ticket purchase.

[Pete]

How much do they know how to give?

[Cam]

We say, oh, dragons filled with money.

[Pete]

How much do they know to give?

[Cam]

Dude, it's a running. It's not a. Like a. One scientist smoking a cigarette going on. It's been a month and a half. Let's put it up to 120 million. It's a. It's a progressive.

[Pete]

Who owns it.

[Cam]

Oh my God almighty.

[Pete]

Because it's Texas Powerball.

[Cam]

There's Texas Powerball.

[Pete]

So you're saying a billion dollars of Texas people bought this Powerball? So did I. So I don't know how it works.

[Cam]

There's Texas. There's Texas Powerball, there's the Mega Millions, which is nationwide. Nationwide, okay? All people, just us. We have our own small one. You can go claim your money in Austin.

[Pete]

Can you only be a big boy.

[Cam]

You got to go wherever the hell they tell you if you're in Texas.

[Pete]

So if the Texas Powerball, you have to be a resident of Texas?

[Cam]

I believe so, yes. Maybe I don't have to be a resident. No, but you can play it.

[Pete]

So why do we have our own if anybody can get it? This is getting a border situation. I don't want to talk about this. I don't want it now. This is getting bad.

[Cam]

No, it's not getting there, but I don't. That's a great question. But there is.

[Pete]

Does Mississippi have a Powerball?

[Cam]

Yes, I would assume.

[Pete]

And there's no way they get up to a billion like Arkansas. What is yours? $12 or something like, Arkansas cannot have over a hundred dollars.

[Cam]

Jamie Weinstein won the Arkansas Powerball. She A Year of Armies and tickets to the Hogs. Woo, Piggies. Oh, by the way, her cash prize, $700. Thank you so much.

[Pete]

To AM. One free trailer. Here we go. That's so.

[Cam]

What. So. Hey. So. Okay, now, now, now. You got my little. My little cogs moving. Yeah, I got your. How the hell do we have state to state if. If anyone can play it?

[Pete]

No, because this is going to get into a Billy Eilish thing. I don't want to talk about it. No, it's.

[Cam]

I'm not getting the. I'm not getting. What did you just say?

[Pete]

$73,000.

[Cam]

773,000.

[Pete]

Y' all can't even make it to a million dollars.

[Cam]

Your Powerball is not a million dollars.

[Pete]

Honestly, let's blow up Arkansas. Let's honestly set a nuke to that place. Let's bomb that place to nothing. Like, honestly, like, can we conquer Arkansas? Can I.

[Cam]

Can't Texas go and just take it there? No, because we're all one. We're all one.

[Pete]

All right, let's move on. I feel like this is getting into a. Let's get on to, like, honest, like, that's a piece of place.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

You have to let me tell you the story.

[Pete]

Tell me.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Now, have you ever heard a cheeky monkey?

[Pete]

What the.

[Cam]

You call me I knew that.

[Pete]

What'd you call me? I've heard a cheeky monkeys.

[Cam]

Cheeky monkey.

[Pete]

What?

[Cam]

Have you ever heard of the establishment called Cheeky monkeys?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

I mean that thing is slow death. It's still on.

[Pete]

Oh, I see a little bit of no in there.

[Cam]

Look at that. I mean, look at that.

[Pete]

Yeah. Stop.

[Cam]

Oh, that's rich. Stop, stop. Cheeky monkeys is an indoor. Literally think of like Chick fil a play place and McDonald's play place. But it's like a whole building. Like besides our whole studio.

[Pete]

Like a huge.

[Cam]

I go, yeah, they let. They let Lowlands in their silverbacks. Ape chimps. You got your orangutans of hell. They're all in there. Spider dude. No. Now, no. Hold on.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Super quick sidebar. Would that not be a cool business.

[Pete]

Model called a zoo?

[Cam]

No, it's not called a zoo. No, no, no.

[Pete]

Hear me out.

[Cam]

Hear me out. A cheeky monkey is an actual. Not a zoo. Where we're just watching them, where we co inhabit with them. Now, of course, of course you got to get rid of the aggressives. You got to get rid of. You gotta get. You gotta get rid of the lowland silverbacks. But outside of that, you put a couple. Chimps are vicious, dude. Chips are chimps.

[Pete]

All monkeys have a violent. They're animals. Every animal can get by.

[Cam]

All monkeys. No. You've never seen a proboscis or a proboscis.

[Pete]

Monkey, you don't think a proboscis ever had a bad day?

[Cam]

Dude, the proboscis are the big eggplant nose looking.

[Pete]

Definitely had a big.

[Cam]

And it jumps like a little when you're sending it blood.

[Pete]

Okay, no, come on, tell me about cheeky monkey.

[Cam]

Good lemur too.

[Pete]

Lemur's not a monkey. It's a lemur, it's not a monkey.

[Cam]

I understand that we're talking about monkeys.

[Pete]

And you brought up lemurs. Let's talk about cats now. What are you talking about?

[Cam]

So cheeky monkeys, right?

[Pete]

Tell me about it.

[Cam]

Think of a chick fil, a playground, but a man a whole like building worth. Yeah, right.

[Pete]

So it's a indoor playground.

[Cam]

Indoor playground. I didn't know if you'd understand. Right, I didn't know if you'd understand because at first you thought I was calling you a monkey. Then you thought we were talking about real monkeys. So I was trying to play some framework and make it real crystal clear before you punch another tv. Huh?

[Pete]

Your value goes so much down when you don't have a haircut.

[Cam]

I look bad dog. I actually woke up this Morning. And I scoffed at myself in the mirror.

[Pete]

I'm the worst feeling. I literally like this.

[Cam]

I went. I went.

[Pete]

Like.

[Cam]

I looked at myself getting ready for it. Like, I felt. I. I literally did that. Immediately went to Instagram to see if Brooks had an opening. I went, dude, you know what's that guy gets?

[Pete]

No.

[Cam]

No money. Friends don't like him. World hates him.

[Pete]

Okay, this might bring down the mood a little bit, but I was shirtless. I was shirtless in the. Man. I hate Sarah. I was shirtless in the mirror, and I was, like, looking at myself. Sorry. Pitching.

[Cam]

Oh, dude.

[Pete]

You know, it gets bad when you start pinching.

[Cam]

Oh, you can pinch. I can grab.

[Pete]

And you start looking. And I was.

[Cam]

I was.

[Pete]

I wasn't even feeling bad. I was like, okay, this can go down a little bit. This could go down. Comes from behind me and hugs me.

[Cam]

Oh, no, it's the worst. Oh, Liv's walked up. She goes, I love it, babe.

[Pete]

Touch me. Oh, tell me about the monkey, dude.

[Cam]

Stop derailing. You're derailing. Here we go. We're derailing. I won't put it all on you.

[Pete]

Put it all on me.

[Cam]

I go, all right. So we went to a place called Cheeky Monkeys. Think of it as, like, an indoor. I'm kidding. So we're there. We're playing. It was Malachi's first time at a place like that. It's honestly pretty cool. We're in this ball pit. When I tell you it is a legit baby ball pit. It's not like, a thick one at, like, an urban air where it's, like, 10ft deep. It is literally flooring, and there's, like, a layer of balls.

[Pete]

Oh, that's dangerous.

[Cam]

So we're in there.

[Pete]

We're playing.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, you guessed it. We're playing with Malachi. So, baby, now this girl is probably four. She comes barreling around the corner, and I go, oh.

[Pete]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

I pick up Malachi like a loose dog. Oh, my God. What the hell is that? Where's the donor?

[Pete]

And I'm.

[Cam]

Holy Malachi. And that girl's like. And she's running up to the ball pit.

[Pete]

No, that happened about an hour ago. Oh, I.

[Cam]

You could.

[Pete]

If you go back to, like, minute two of the episode, I went, drink. And it was real quiet.

[Cam]

So this girl is sprinting towards the ball pit. There's a little step up. She goes, bing, bing. She gets to the top of it, jumps up, goes on her knees, right? She lit. She thinks. I mean, she thinks we're in a full Sophisticated. Oh, nothing's gonna hurt you, sweetie. She literally is going, woo. Lands on her knees and she goes.

[Pete]

Falls down.

[Cam]

She goes. She's screaming. And I literally went, you didn't check on her? Oh, no, no. I'm holding mine. I'm holding my own. And then her dad comes around the corner.

[Pete]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Okay. Her dad is a very powerful man.

[Pete]

Just big. Just say no. No. Just one big. No. No other bees.

[Cam]

Just big, big black man. He's a big old black man. I mean, just a big.

[Pete]

There's a certain point God protected you from allegations. And now I'm starting to question.

[Cam]

No, I do that for you because you enjoy it. No, he's.

[Pete]

I like it.

[Cam]

No, he's a big dude. He's a big guy, like, in shape too. He comes around the corner. He goes, but it's his baby girl. So he's like, oh, my God. Like, what happened?

[Pete]

Should have been watching her.

[Cam]

That's what I thought too. But it's all right. He trusts her.

[Pete]

She was four because.

[Cam]

What happened? She goes, my knees. I mean, she literally went like this and just stuck it.

[Pete]

Yeah, it hurts.

[Cam]

He picks his daughter up like it was a gallon of milk. He goes with one hand. Picks his daughter up with a singular hand.

[Pete]

It's impressive.

[Cam]

Sets her down, and then he has this little moment with her. And mind you, I'm maybe 10ft away this whole time, I'm like this. I'm holding Alex. I'm like, yeah, what's up, buddy?

[Pete]

I'm like trying to see him, like.

[Cam]

Bro, is she hurt?

[Pete]

What's happening?

[Cam]

He has this moment. He's like, you got to be more careful. You got to learn your surroundings. He goes like this. He goes, you got to know where you are at all times. Like right now, if someone can imp on me, I'd be ready to do something about it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spill your drink to his four year old.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, someone came up on me. I'll be ready to do something about it. And he does this swift movement like that. He goes, no one wants to come up on me.

[Pete]

Oh, he wanted a boy.

[Cam]

He goes, you. Oh, he needs a boy. He needs a boy. That poor girl. In the future, some guy's like, she's like. So he tells this moment. He does that.

[Pete]

I go, holy.

[Cam]

I go, I'm not on you, sir.

[Pete]

I'm over here. Yeah.

[Cam]

Has his moment leaves, right?

[Pete]

Where's he going?

[Cam]

He goes back to the little parent area.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I cannot make this up. Right hand To Jesus Christ. This girl does one lap on the slide, runs right the back, jumps right back on her knees in the ball pit. Immediately, it's her fault. She literally goes ball pit, starts screaming again. And I was just like, this kid doesn't got. Yeah. I was like, that guy needs a boy. But, bro, just between the girl doing that to herself twice.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

The dad being on, like, some surveillance.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And I was like, I think it's time to go. Listen, I think we can go. Dude, you saw everything.

[Pete]

Is this bad to say? The more I've been around kids, the more I don't want them. No. No. It's so true.

[Cam]

No. Okay. But I'll tell you this, that's fair. Because it's kind of the same thing with dogs. You go, you someone. You see someone has like a cute dog or something, you go to their house, you're like, wow, your furniture's got hurt hair all over. Wow. Your dog pooped over there. Your dog chewed your.

[Pete]

No, that's an owner. That's owner's fault.

[Cam]

But it's still a dog now.

[Pete]

I agree.

[Cam]

But it's the same thing with the baby.

[Pete]

Can't control a baby the way you control a dog.

[Cam]

Yeah, you can.

[Pete]

No, sir.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Pete]

No, sir. That dog's either. Got it. It's either got a pee or it's gotta eat. Three things. That kid has emotions. And sometimes it's just crying to be crying sometimes. Yeah, exactly.

[Cam]

But the dog wants to play. The dog might bite your feet.

[Pete]

Yeah, but I could put my dog in a dog cage if I want. If I do that to a kid.

[Cam]

In the cage.

[Pete]

Yeah, but a big cage, like, a big cage where can still run around. Like, I could get away from the dog. I can't get away from a kid.

[Cam]

I just like.

[Pete]

And I've been going through the grocery store recently, and you're a kid.

[Cam]

You don't want to get away. That's not true. No, that's not true at all, actually. You need. You need breaks. I go this weekend, saved my life. You go, thank you. Like, no, seriously.

[Pete]

But when it's.

[Cam]

I'm saying I hear you, and I agree on everything you're saying. Sometimes you want space. Sometimes this down the third, but when it's yours, it hits different.

[Pete]

Yeah, I'm sure it does, but it's just like, I've been going through grocery stores and I hear kids scream. I'm just like, dude, like, shut up. You know what I mean? Like, I don't have much empathy.

[Cam]

You okay? I.

[Pete]

And that just means I'm not ready to have a kid and I don't, I might not ever get to that point. Yeah, I'm fine.

[Cam]

You're, you're a very, you're a very self knowing person, I'll give you that.

[Pete]

Yeah. You know, very in tune.

[Cam]

You know the, the pay yourself dog.

[Pete]

Very in June you said, fork in.

[Cam]

The road, I gotta do this. You said if I don't can get bad. He said. I mean it was, I was waking up going, where is it?

[Pete]

Like I can't wait till 7pm the you should know podcast this episode is.

[Cam]

Brought to you by Rocket Money.

[Pete]

Kim, I got a question. Talk to me. How much time are you spending each month trying to manage your finances before Rocket Money?

[Cam]

Oh my God. I mean I would always go to the spreadsheet, I would re update and then take this out and take that out and it was annoying.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Cam]

You said grocery store. I had the okay, this was like a two day span. If I got from strangers, from loved ones, from my wife, from y'. All. It was a full 48 hours this past week. I want to say it was Wednesday, Thursday. That combo I the amount of like anxiety inducing phrases I heard everywhere, it kept happening to me and to the point I prayed.

[Pete]

I mean, I don't understand what's going on.

[Cam]

Everyone, everyone that I came in contact with kept saying things like, oh, Just trust me. Oh, just trust me. We need to talk.

[Pete]

Why?

[Cam]

You're not gonna like it, but. And I was like, what the happened?

[Pete]

That's the worst.

[Cam]

Someone in the grocery store, I swear to God. It started with this. We, like, bump shoulders. And you know me, I'm just like, yapping. And it was right by the chips, and I had my kettle cooked jalapenos.

[Pete]

And they were the details on his. So irrelevant.

[Cam]

Well, they are, but I'm saying. But I'm just saying, because it was this other guy, we bumped shoulders. He was like, oh, are those good? And I was like. I literally went, oh, yeah, man. I was like, trust. I said it first.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And he goes, no, no, you should trust me. And I went, what do you mean? I said, your chin went down. Your tone change. He goes, now you should trust me. I went, have a good day, sir. And I left. Right after that. I go home. The second I walk into my house with the groceries, my mom walks up around the corner. She goes, hey, we need to talk. And I go, okay.

[Pete]

Don't like that.

[Cam]

I go, what's. What's happening? It ended up being absolutely nothing. Yeah. Some stupid.

[Pete]

You do that for you. People get a thrill off making people panic like that.

[Cam]

Couple hours later, I'm upstairs playing with Malachi. I hear Liv from downstairs, hey, babe, I need to show you something. Like, every two to three hours, they'll.

[Pete]

Send you through a spiral.

[Cam]

Exactly. And it got to the point I was like, what the happening today? I go to bed, I wake up the next day, and it was the same. We had a phone call, and at one of the things, you were like, hey, you know, I just need to say something to everyone. And I was like, oh, God, I can't be good. And then we got off that phone call, and then the same. It just kept happening. And I went in the mirror, and I was like, what is. I was like, is something, like, inevitable, Something big gonna happen in my life? I hate that. And I. In the moment, I was like. I was like, I need to stop joking about P with his anxiety. I was like, no, it's bad. I don't like this, dude.

[Pete]

People that. I feel like it's a choice. If you speak to somebody in un. Absolutes like that, you're going to hell.

[Cam]

Yeah, like that. Yeah. That's up on the person's fault.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I don't say, hey, we need to talk. I immediately think, who died?

[Pete]

Yeah. Don't prep me before bad news.

[Cam]

Be like.

[Pete]

You walk up to me and be like, hey, dog's dead. Like, that's how you talk to me. That's how you talk to me. Don't ever be like, I gotta tell you something. Don't tell me, tell me. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Cam]

You said, hey, fire don't die.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Yeah. It's like whenever. Like, whenever I have to fire people. Okay?

[Cam]

Now, you cannot. You cannot sit here on the. Stand in front of your peers and say that.

[Pete]

That is better.

[Cam]

There's no way you actually believe that.

[Pete]

Yes, because it eliminates at least half the panic.

[Cam]

No, because you get. You approach me with some sentimental. Let me. Let me cry if someone just went, hey, bro, dog's death.

[Pete]

No, it's perfect. I love that. Don't prep me for bad news if you're already going to give me the bad news, because now I'm upset about two things. One, you give me instant cortisol spikes, right? Instant. Like, instant. I'm uncomfortable.

[Cam]

Like, I need refined carbs.

[Pete]

Right? Like, you instantly shoot up. Like. And I don't want that. So if you just tell me, I'll shoot up. But that's it. I gotta deal with it now. Now I'm going like this. Boom, boom. Right?

[Cam]

I want to study you.

[Pete]

I'm just. That's a fact. That's not even something you got to study.

[Cam]

No, I know, but it's.

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[Cam]

It's. It's just a beautiful, intricate creature. Y'.

[Pete]

All. Don't y' all run from yourselves. I sit in myself.

[Cam]

I don't run from myself.

[Pete]

I know everything about me.

[Cam]

I don't run for myself.

[Pete]

I can get a. I can feel something in the back of my throat and know what my next two weeks are gonna be like.

[Cam]

Oh, no, sir.

[Pete]

That is.

[Cam]

That is called. What is it? Hypochondriac?

[Pete]

No, no. But it comes to fruition because you're.

[Cam]

So freaked out about the body works, stress and. Dude, that's exactly.

[Pete]

No, boy.

[Cam]

Yes. My brother was a doctor, and a guy got admitted to the hospital because he said he was allergic to the color green.

[Pete]

It's called schizophrenia.

[Cam]

And guess what?

[Pete]

He was. Schizophrenia.

[Cam]

My brother tested the theory. They brought ac. No, it was an accident. They brought out him to fill out paperwork. It was a green pin. He started filling it out, realized the pin was green, freaked out so much that he broke out the hives.

[Pete]

Well, that's called anxiety attack. But that's different than being allergic to the color green, because he was allergic to the color green. Then as soon as he touched that Pen. He would have broke out. That's a mental thing. That's literally like.

[Cam]

I think that's. That's my point.

[Pete]

No, that's different than physically. No, no, no. That's different than me. I feel ill and I know I'm gonna be over the next two weeks.

[Cam]

That's just it. No, no, you're not.

[Pete]

I can feel the beginning of a sickness.

[Cam]

No, you can't.

[Pete]

I can feel the full periodic table of a sickness, dude. My sickness has been fueling my dreams recently because I've been under the weather.

[Cam]

What does that mean?

[Pete]

I had.

[Cam]

Your sickness has been fueling your dreams.

[Pete]

When I'm sick, I have the weirdest dreams ever. And I've been sick this past week. Right. Me too. Great.

[Cam]

That's from episode two. Said I got poop as well.

[Pete]

I don't want to rub your feet either. But I've been sick this past week. Right. It has been fueling weird dreams. I had the weirdest dreams about gigs.

[Cam]

Podcast about in Gigs.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

What? Why them?

[Pete]

I don't know. We have no relation to them.

[Cam]

No.

[Pete]

What? I've never talked to them.

[Cam]

But why? I don't know.

[Pete]

And I.

[Cam]

It's. What was the dream about? Don't just say you don't know. We're at the Super Bowl. Okay, okay. So you and Gigs are just watching the Seahawks.

[Pete]

No, There was like a million people there. Indeed.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Pete]

I don't know what it was. And I want, like a dream person to pass this down. And so, by the way, I'm never. We've never talked to Gigs. I've never interacted.

[Cam]

No.

[Pete]

I don't even know they know who we are. It's a big podcast, but I assume they've seen great stuff.

[Cam]

They're great.

[Pete]

I think it's because one of their clips popped up on my tick tock and one of them was like finger to me. And I saw that and maybe it turned me on. I don't know. It was the light skinned one. He was finger some. I was like, I get it. Right? He was. Now he could get it. If we put a rank of podcasters, I could get it. The light skinned dude from gigs is up there.

[Cam]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Pete]

You're sick.

[Cam]

Hey. No, I'm not saying me.

[Pete]

Put me first.

[Cam]

Say, what are we doing? He's talking about. Oh, yeah, I saw my light skin, bro. Finger some meat on one of their episodes. He could get it too, man. If we rank them, I'll drop it on him. What are you doing?

[Pete]

This is envy. This is Jealousy talking.

[Cam]

It might be a little bit.

[Pete]

But hey, I mean, Kim, you're second to the list.

[Cam]

I don't want to be second in anyone's heart.

[Pete]

Maybe if I got to know him, he would drop the second because I like your personality better.

[Cam]

Got a haircut. I'd jump back up to first. But don't be so rash. No decision making.

[Pete]

No body's different. He was like a power lifter. I think he's, he's. And then his, his counterpart, his co host.

[Cam]

I'd sleep with his counterpart before you. No, you wouldn't. I know.

[Pete]

But anyway, we were at the super bowl and we were laying like. You know how, how football stadiums have levels?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Like it's like a dome and there's levels.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

So there's the first level, then there was the high second level. But we were on top of that.

[Cam]

My God.

[Pete]

And it was a third level made of grass. And there was like, I kid you not, 10,000 people laying on this grass. But we were all there for the super bowl, dog.

[Cam]

I think you had a little something besides being sick. I think you were tripping in this dream.

[Pete]

And so we were laying down for the super bowl, right? But we couldn't see because we're so far up and in the grass.

[Cam]

They were laying down and then games beneath us.

[Pete]

And they were like, like some important people were like pulling people down from the grass area. And I was like, I think me and Cam should be somewhere at the top of the list.

[Cam]

Yeah. Like, wow, Grayson, you really bombed on these tickets. I'm laying in a pasture a mile high in the sky and the Seahawks are down there.

[Pete]

Yeah. And then I remember, I remember I seen the two guys gigs coming past and they're in the grass area too, but they were walking, but they didn't.

[Cam]

Want to be seen.

[Pete]

And the light skinned dude was shirtless. And I think that's just a self pleasure thing. I'm not sure what he was doing there, but he was shirtless. And they walked past stupid. That was the whole dream. No big climax. I just wanted you to know.

[Cam]

I think, I think you had a sexual dream about gigs. Because I, I think, I think. No, let's break it down. You get rid of the super bowl, right? We don't know who won. We don't know why we're there. No, you get rid of how we were sitting in the lane and the biggest takeaway from your story is the light skinned brother walk past shirt and you go. And I think that was just personal pleasure.

[Pete]

But he had like, you know, I think he has tattoos, but instead of the tattoos he has, it was like the. He took the arms from the rock and he had the Samoan tattoo. I don't think he's an islander.

[Cam]

I don't think he. I don't think he is Tongan at all. I don't think he's.

[Pete]

Is that a okay thing to say?

[Cam]

Yeah, they're Tongan. Well, not all of them, but that is one of the.

[Pete]

One of the.

[Cam]

It's one of the. One of the groups.

[Pete]

Here we go.

[Cam]

I think we need to contact them and be like, hey, you got a smoan tattoo where you're shirtless in some grass. What's going on? What'd you do to my friend?

[Pete]

Why?

[Cam]

Is he having sexual desires about you?

[Pete]

No, but. And the craziest part is I followed him on Instagram after he didn't fall back in like two hours. I unfold.

[Cam]

I got insecure.

[Pete]

I was like, oh, he doesn't like me.

[Cam]

I just want to be loved, man. That's it, man. I'm right. Here you go. At you.

[Pete]

No, no, that's.

[Cam]

Now hear me out. What if he would have followed back, back?

[Pete]

We would have made a trip to the uk.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Pete]

Huh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Speed.

[Cam]

Happy break.

[Pete]

I don't know what's going on.

[Cam]

Well, everything. Everything.

[Pete]

That's what I tell you. And if you watch the documentary on episode two.

[Cam]

That happened.

[Pete]

That happened. No, on episode one, I literally. I literally took. He. He can. We were having episode two. Yeah, it was episode two. Episode two. The Million Dollar deal. It's available now on YSK Unplugged. I tell him in the car, we're getting in this fight in the Uber. And Cam was mad that I cut him off or I wasn't paying attention. It's cuz he does that. Yeah, you literally just worked out and I lose interest.

[Cam]

Okay, that's fine. But you can't. You can't deny better at talking. Your job's on a microphone. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. I was saying.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

That we will soon. We will soon be in the uk, Right?

[Pete]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Cam]

Soon be in the uk.

[Pete]

Maybe. Maybe. I hope so.

[Cam]

I hope so. Eventually. You know what? I'm gonna stamp it. We'll be there. I just don't know when, but we'll be. We'll be there eventually. Some point.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

What if when we go there, Daddy takes care of princess, tries to link up the two light Skins. Now, what you do with your time is up to you. Maybe it's a little. Maybe it's a little a Swiss and bread.

[Pete]

I'll do whatever you let to me. Whatever you let's me. Ah, no, not y' all taking that like physically. I'm just saying hang out maybe. What do they do out there? Pint and some tea.

[Cam]

He goes pissing day for a pint in it. We go back to my flat, smoke a.

[Pete]

Wow. All right. Yeah, that's it.

[Cam]

Yeah. But yeah, maybe we could. Maybe we can. I just want so you can tell him how sexy is in person. Say, hey, you didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed you.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

God. Golly.

[Pete]

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[Cam]

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[Pete]

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[Cam]

The you should know podcast P. I'm not gonna lie. I've been wanting to do this for a while now. I'm gonna expose you right here, right now.

[Pete]

Got in my icloud.

[Cam]

Oh God, no. Oh, no, sir. No, no. I'd never put that up there.

[Pete]

At least let me Pick the picture. Certain angles. It's. I mean, you adds about eight. Do it. I mean, certain lighting.

[Cam]

My God. No, not your camera roll. I'm exposing you for the biggest, craziest thing you've ever said. You, my dear friend, have claimed good old Fruit Loops are different flavors. We're putting that to the test right now. You're gonna taste them blindfolded and you're going to fail in front of the world.

[Pete]

I'm confident. Bring it to me.

[Cam]

I'd be glad.

[Pete]

There's so many comments. For how many?

[Cam]

Blindfold.

[Pete]

Okay, Fruit Loops.

[Cam]

Are you. Are you picking them or am I picking them?

[Pete]

You pick them.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Yeah, you can pick them.

[Cam]

Let's say you're cheating, ass. Who wore this? That's got to be K. Rob. Or my wife, I think.

[Pete]

Wear makeup.

[Cam]

That's got to be my wife. That's. That is that. I mean, that is chocolate makeup.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

That's my wife. That has to be my wife.

[Pete]

Okay. You want me to blind taste Fruit Loops and tell you the color?

[Cam]

Yes, sir.

[Pete]

All right. It's easy. Yeah. No.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. I bet it. Yeah, I get nervous. Ain't ya? Yeah.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cam]

You dumb.

[Pete]

Like, my heart rate just spike, dude.

[Cam]

Because you know, it's nonsense.

[Pete]

I can't do anything on the Internet without people saying that this isn't true. But.

[Cam]

All right, here we go.

[Pete]

Okay. Oh, I gotta take my bifocals off. Honestly, I could do it with my glasses off.

[Cam]

God, they smell great. Yeah, you don't need them. Idiot.

[Pete]

You don't think it would smell great if they're all the same flavor, do you?

[Cam]

No, it's all one big flavor of just a fruit. Fruit Loops. Loops of fruit.

[Pete]

All right, blindfolds on.

[Cam]

Excuse me, sir.

[Pete]

Let me smoke a pack for you guys.

[Cam]

Okay, blindfold is on.

[Pete]

Cam. If you touch me. Don't touch me.

[Cam]

I'm only going to be showing the camera a Fruit Loop and then placing it in your palm.

[Pete]

Okay. Show them, too, so they can. That's what I'm doing. Go. All right. Oh, God.

[Cam]

All right, first one.

[Pete]

I can't see anybody. Oh, this hurts my eyes. It's too tight.

[Cam]

First one.

[Pete]

Here we go. I mean, these feel smaller.

[Cam]

They are pretty small.

[Pete]

Did you give me the small ones?

[Cam]

No, this is the travel. This is. This is, you know, natural. This is Gucci. This is regular.

[Pete]

I can already tell.

[Cam]

You cannot.

[Pete]

Okay. Okay.

[Cam]

What is it? What is it? You can tell. Go. Oh, my God. No, not. Hey, hey. This is getting freaky. This is turning into the weird. He has absolutely no clue.

[Pete]

Blue.

[Cam]

I got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut your mouth. Let's keep it.

[Pete]

I told you.

[Cam]

Okay, there's. First off, there's six flavors. It's one out of six. It's not wicked. You didn't hit the mega millions. It's not wicked. Odds. Hold on.

[Pete]

I gotta clean my palette, dude. Okay, what do I get if I win? Like, I deserve, like, $20 each color.

[Cam]

You're not. $20 each color. That's a strange chart. You're not getting anything if you win, and you're not gonna get it again.

[Pete]

First off, it's.

[Cam]

I was. Was there seven colors in your six colors? Boo hoo. You got lucky.

[Pete]

Wait, question. Do y' all close yalls eyes under blindfolds? Because I do. I do, too. I don't like the fabric on my eye sockets.

[Cam]

Yeah, I don't like it either.

[Pete]

All right.

[Cam]

You know, hey, good old saying. Shaq made one. Here we go. Hold that palm out. Second one.

[Pete]

This is a doubler.

[Cam]

Good morning to you.

[Pete]

But this is the same color. Correct?

[Cam]

Same color.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

It's all one color. I don't. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Pete]

It's easy, dude. I'm telling you. See?

[Cam]

And then you do that tongue thing. Your tongue blasting it right after you snout it.

[Pete]

Okay, so this is. Okay, okay. There's a science. Science. It's by. When I do the smell. When I do the smell. That one had a higher pitch. That one had a higher pitch. It was more.

[Cam]

A higher pitch of smell. This man just said it was more.

[Pete]

It's either. It's one of the bright colors. Colors. It's either. It's either. No, it. No, I'm talking bright.

[Cam]

Bright.

[Pete]

Like it's either green or it's green or yellow. It's yellow. It's yellow.

[Cam]

Okay. No, this. No, no. You're cheating. Get. Get a second layer. Get some. Gets a Go. Get a blanket. Get something.

[Pete]

A blanket.

[Cam]

I'm not cold. Cover his head. He's cheating. Okay, give me.

[Pete]

You can give me another blindfold. Blindfold. We're gonna get another blindfold.

[Cam]

We're gonna get.

[Pete]

Okay. Give me another blindfold. I'm two for two. I'm two for two.

[Cam]

Put this on.

[Pete]

I'm two for two. Why is no one excited?

[Cam]

Because you're cheating.

[Pete]

How?

[Cam]

I'm not cheating.

[Pete]

I'm not cheating.

[Cam]

You're not two for two. You're two for two on cheats. They're one flavor and you're looking. No, no, Put that other one real low. Yeah, yeah, put that real low.

[Pete]

I can't do my. I gotta lift it up for my smell.

[Cam]

You can still. You can use the smell, but I don't want you seeing right here.

[Pete]

Are we confident? No, this is.

[Cam]

I can't.

[Pete]

I can't see.

[Cam]

Okay. I kind of. I kind of trust it because I just had my fist an inch away from your face.

[Pete]

No, I didn't see it. I smelled something. You got dirty paws. Where's the mic?

[Cam]

Okay, no, this getting real. This getting real. The mic's right in front of you. See?

[Pete]

But I'm telling you, put it at home if you want to do it. They have different smells. If you go up into the nasal, the yellow one had a sour smell. It's. It's those that are sour. The other ones are more fruity. Bring me another one.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Don't give me that one. The one you're putting your nose.

[Cam]

No, I can.

[Pete]

I. You literally sound like you smell like a vacuum. I don't.

[Cam]

How'd you know I had it in my nose?

[Pete]

Because you.

[Cam]

Oh, you cheating.

[Pete]

You smell. You sounded like a vacuum cleaner.

[Cam]

You're going, that is. That is okay.

[Pete]

But don't give me that one. I'll kill you and your family.

[Cam]

I already threw on the ground. But I. I kind of. I'm. I'm. I'm still not a believer. I'm still not a believer.

[Pete]

Give me another. Give me one. Give me one.

[Cam]

Here we go. This is up next. Hold that little palm out. Hold that little palm out. Hold that little girl palm out. Okay, extend.

[Pete]

This one's spikier than the other one.

[Cam]

Oh, now it's spiky. I mean, you are absolutely inhaling them.

[Pete]

I genuinely do know this one.

[Cam]

No, you know, I didn't know.

[Pete]

No jokes like this. I know I do.

[Cam]

No, I.

[Pete]

It's orange. Okay.

[Cam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Pete]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. Give me another one. That was. That was spiky and it was false.

[Cam]

I think you're. I think you're a little snotty. I think you like something. Got.

[Pete]

Is something. I think. I think my lips are bleeding. I think my lips bleeding. They got some blood in it. Give me another one.

[Cam]

Next round, we got this one right here. You see that? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see what you can do with that one, huh?

[Pete]

Here you go.

[Cam]

Open your little hand.

[Pete]

Weird handoff.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

You were.

[Cam]

You were unstretched dude, that is. It's in your nose that's going halfway. Why are you putting it on the mic? Look down. Matter of fact, look down for me. Yeah, there you go.

[Pete]

Why am I looking down?

[Cam]

So you're not looking up and cheating. Look down.

[Pete]

I can't see anything.

[Cam]

I don't believe you.

[Pete]

I'm telling you. So the left nostril, I could tell, is a sour one. Okay. Is this a. Okay, but you can't trick me if it's the same color. If it's the same color as before because it's a sour smell.

[Cam]

It's not the same color.

[Pete]

Oh, it's not the same color.

[Cam]

It's not the same color.

[Pete]

Then it's green.

[Cam]

Dude, this is. This is. Yes, I am cynical. I don't believe you. I don't know what to tell you. I know, but it's a smell.

[Pete]

It's a smell. Okay, okay.

[Cam]

All right. Not smell.

[Pete]

You think I'm cheating still?

[Cam]

I know you're cheating. Somebody.

[Pete]

You have eyes.

[Cam]

Give me holes or some.

[Pete]

Give me headphones. Give me headphones. Give me headphones.

[Cam]

Give you headphones? What the do you mean, give me headphones?

[Pete]

Give me headphones.

[Cam]

What's the sight? I'm worried about? What, is the cockatoo gonna speak to you? I don't want you seeing them. What, am I putting you in handcuffs next? I don't. You don't need headphones.

[Pete]

Give me headphones. Just so you can know I'm not.

[Cam]

She really brought me headphones.

[Pete]

Pierce.

[Cam]

Broadhead. What do these even plug into? Pierce? These are just naked head. Okay, please. My eyes are sweaty. Here, put those on. Yeah, put those on.

[Pete]

These are uncomfortable.

[Cam]

We got you like a pow. You're tasting. Okay.

[Pete]

All right. Okay, last one.

[Cam]

Yep, yep. No, I just spilled about 30.

[Pete]

Okay. But now I don't really know what other colors are left. Can I get a multiple choice?

[Cam]

What does that even mean?

[Pete]

I don't know. How many colors are left? Whoa.

[Cam]

So you suddenly don't have powers anymore?

[Pete]

No, it's not powers, you little freak. No, I. No.

[Cam]

Now I'm playing games.

[Pete]

Odds.

[Cam]

I got lucky the first couple times. Can you tell me what's left? No. You. Wonder Woman. Put your snout to the test. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, here we go. Round four. You see that? You see that? Okay, there you go, little bag. Ow. Get. Oh, Little uppercut.

[Pete]

It's darker. Trying to think of the dark colors. Dread. Dread. No, it's purple. Red. Or it's. It's purple. Is it Purple. Red.

[Cam]

No sitting. I like. What the are you doing, though?

[Pete]

Cuz?

[Cam]

There's. This isn't. I. I just had one.

[Pete]

Yo.

[Cam]

I told you. I told you.

[Pete]

I told you. I told you. I told you.

[Cam]

I had one in my nose, I put it in my nostril, and there's no difference.

[Pete]

Wow. It's right.

[Cam]

You just came back to life. Wow.

[Pete]

It's right. You want to try? You try. You try.

[Cam]

There's. This isn't a real thing. I'm trying something that I don't believe. That's what it feels like to be converted.

[Pete]

I'll try you all right? It's gonna be a lot easier than you think. It's gonna be a lot easier to think. I'm gonna give you one. All right. I'm shaking.

[Cam]

Why are you shaking?

[Pete]

I don't know. Here we go. Now do the smell test. That.

[Cam]

I told you.

[Pete]

I mean, you. You have a deviated septum, don't you?

[Cam]

I think I might.

[Pete]

Here we go. In there, in there, in there. More, more. Inhale it. There you go. Oh.

[Cam]

Kind of chemically. Oh, God. Here we go. Oh, I feel like I'm doing smelling salts again.

[Pete]

Do you. But do you tell. What color? Is it bright or dark? Is it bright or dark?

[Cam]

It's kind of bright. If I had. If I had to say, it's kind of bright. Come on.

[Pete]

Bright, bright, bright. Think of it. Think of it. Give me your bright eye options. Give me your bright eyes.

[Cam]

Okay. Off of that smell alone.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cam]

I'm thinking like the yellows. The. The. The red. Like a yellow, red and orange, greenish color.

[Pete]

Okay, okay, okay. I'll say.

[Cam]

What I can get rid of is purple and blue. This doesn't taste or smell like purple and blue.

[Pete]

I told y'. All.

[Cam]

Okay, let's go.

[Pete]

Get your tongue. More tongue, more tongue. Tongue.

[Cam]

What do you mean, more tongues? You gave me something the size of a. I was gonna say nickel, but that's too big a penny.

[Pete]

Come on, Cam.

[Cam]

Can I get one more? Same flavor.

[Pete]

One more.

[Cam]

Same flavor. I'm not skilled in the dark arts like you.

[Pete]

Here. Put that back in your nose, though. That's a big one.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Pete]

Put that back in your nose. Yep. And then lick it. Lick it, lick it.

[Cam]

Oh, I mean, that's almost Lysol. Okay, more tongue, you go.

[Pete]

Immediately chilling. You big back. You got it.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. That kind of screamed at me for whatever reason.

[Pete]

What is it?

[Cam]

Okay, now, I'm also gonna go on the record. If I get this right, I'm going to Be equally as mad, because now, I'm not gonna lie. My taste buds right there. I pray to God I'm wrong. That dead orange.

[Pete]

You.

[Cam]

I told you. I told you. I told you. I hate you.

[Pete]

I hate you.

[Cam]

I hate you. Google says they're the same flavor.

[Pete]

Yeah, of course. It's propaganda.

[Cam]

Let's go. No way. Let's go.

[Pete]

Let's go. At home, everybody try it. Oh, dude, I'm telling you.

[Cam]

No, no, that was orange.

[Pete]

It was orange. It's. It's literally, once you lose your sight, your nose goes up. Your ear, nose, and throat are all connected.

[Cam]

I think you converted me.

[Pete]

Come on.

[Cam]

I go. I'm a martyr of my old fruit loop.

[Pete]

How much of that? Because you knew it was brighter. How much of that was a guess, though?

[Cam]

No, I'm not gonna lie. If I would have. If I would not have asked, it would have been a sole guess. Of those colors, I said, yeah. Now, the weird thing is, is it definitely was like I was getting like a. You're saying bright? I'm. My mind went to, like, warm, which I guess is same for, like, bright, warm, ish colors.

[Pete]

I was thinking bright colors. Like, it's a light, light color. Like, the dark colors had a dark smell. Hell.

[Cam]

What, bro?

[Pete]

Yeah, no, it's not gonna work if you, if your eyes are exposed, try. It's not gonna work. And then put another one to your nose.

[Cam]

I mean, serious. I'm getting, like, pine salt. Dude, I'm not kidding. This is a clean floor with.

[Pete]

To everybody that didn't believe me. It happens every single time I have a hot take or something on this podcast, years later, I prove it to be right. Years later.

[Cam]

Every time I kind of had a good time because that, like, that was fun. I felt included, but I'm pissed because this, that actually was a thing.

[Pete]

I feel like, I feel like, like the kid in middle school that got picked on. And Now I'm like, 28 and I have a Lamborghini. Like, that's how I feel right now, dude. Every time I go out. You really think Fruit Loops are a different flavor? Your mom. How about that?

[Cam]

Oh, no, that. I'm. I, I am baffled. I. And you're out of breath.

[Pete]

Holy. Okay. Yeah.

[Cam]

I don't know. Just another L for Cam.

[Pete]

Told you.

[Cam]

I, I, I mean, I'm. I honest to God need you to try it at the house, cuz, because I just did one and I got it right. And again, now this is. If there's 30 flavors, I'm back on my own boat. I go, there's no way he's getting. Oh, lime indigo, lime violet, light green flavor. If you did that, I'm sending you to the CIA.

[Pete]

Yeah. I mean, can I be honest? A large majority of that was a guess.

[Cam]

I know, but the fact that you're even, like, the fact that there's a process of elimination.

[Pete]

No, no, there isn't.

[Cam]

Pissing me off 100%.

[Pete]

There is a smell differentiation 100. So I'm able to knock out, like, either it's bright or dark. And then after that, it's. God, that's my.

[Cam]

That's on your side.

[Pete]

I think I got a little high. Don't put them that far.

[Cam]

You're not. No, I'm not gonna. No. There's some weird. There's some chemical in that. Some. There's something in there, Boy.

[Pete]

All right, guys.

[Cam]

I. I mean, I can never win. I can never surprise the man. I can never prank the man. I can never catch him off guard. I can't.

[Pete]

That have been a good time to prank me with hot sauce.

[Cam]

Oh, my.

[Pete]

But you're not built like that.

[Cam]

See that? See like that?

[Pete]

The creative brain is too high over here. You can't do it. I was thinking that the whole time. That's a large part why I was smelling them so much.

[Cam]

I put wasabi on that. Oh, my God. If I would have put wasabi on it and you went like this, lined your nostril with wasabi hospital, you would have got up and punched Pierce Lister in the mouth.

[Pete]

Drop kick them.

[Cam]

All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back to episode two, oh, four. I mean, for God's sake, I guess try it. I guess I've been dismantled. Prove wrong.

[Pete]

Literally. I can taste the yellow when I put a handful in my mouth. Like, there's no way y' all can't smell. Taste that.

[Cam]

I think maybe it's the milk because I. Because I'm not a goblin. I don't eat without milk. So maybe the milk makes it all one flavorly fruit masterpiece.

[Pete]

I'm lactose and so are my brothers. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Happy Black History Month. Anyway, Jesus K, thank you for coming back. Episode 204. That first link in the description below is the Patreon. That second link is Ysk Unplugged. The documentary is dropping every single week. You get the episode ad free, uncensored on Patreon, and then a week later comes out on Ysk Unplugged. So if you want to see it early and you want to see it uncensored, go over to that patreon as far or as well as everything else on there. It's amazing community join that we absolutely love you all confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code ASF all same flavor. You rat. I'm still not a believer. But you just said you're my God.

[Pete]

No, 10 seconds ago I just saw.

[Cam]

It in front of me. I might have to be a believer.

[Pete]

This is wicked. All right guys. Remember one night took wall raise up to Christmas. We'll see you next time.

[Cam]

Oh yeah. Stepped up to the plate.

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[Pete]

Wait, wait.

[Cam]

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[Cam]

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