THE GENDER REVEAL! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode 196: THE GENDER REVEAL!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Date: December 22, 2025

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Overview

This special Christmas episode of "You Should Know Podcast" is packed with holiday hijinks, personal confessions, laugh-out-loud banter, and, most importantly, the much-anticipated gender reveal for Cameron’s second child. Peyton and Cam celebrate friendship, the chaos of adulthood, and their love for traditions as they navigate gift-giving, Christmas debates, and hilariously off-topic family lore.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Christmas Spirit in the Studio (03:26 – 10:00)

• Holiday Traditions & Dress Codes: Peyton shows off his extravagant Christmas sweater, complete with 3D reindeer and functioning lights, while playfully ribbing Cam for not participating in the Christmas dress-up this year.
• Cam’s Dad-Life Christmas: Cam admits being less on-the-ball this year, partly due to fatherhood—“Is that what happens when you have a kid? The life just gets sucked out of you and all the joy?” (08:51, Peyton)

2. First Christmas with a Baby (09:51 – 12:49)

• Real Talk on Baby’s First Christmas: Both hosts agree the first Christmas is really for the parents and photos, not the baby, leading to a funny bit about AI-generated memory photos and over-the-top gift expectations.
  • "Your son doesn’t deserve a good Christmas at 1 years old." (10:46, Peyton, joking)
  • Cam confesses to spending a four-figure sum on a balloon arch for his son's first birthday, which the group pokes fun at.

3. Confessions, Habits & Hot Christmas Takes (14:28 – 20:50)

• Relationship Quirks:

  • Cam accuses Peyton of using “baby talk” tickle monster voices with his partner.
  • Peyton claps back, accusing Cam of sneaking snacks like Ferrero Rocher in the bathroom.

• Candy Cane Debate:

  • Cam’s wife loves flavored candy canes (green apple, grape), which the guys lampoon as “for eight-year-olds.”
  • Both agree candy canes are overrated:

    "Candy canes are more of a jaw workout than a flavorable dessert." (15:33, Peyton)

• Christmas Stockings: Stockings filled only with candy are “Halloween 2.0”; scratch-off lottery tickets and small meaningful gifts are superior.

4. Family Lore & Gifts on Christmas Eve (27:05 – 34:04)

• Christmas Eve vs. Christmas Debate: Peyton argues for gift-opening on Christmas Eve as a cultural/family tradition—especially for gifts from extended family—while Cam insists it shows impatience and disrupts holiday excitement.
  • “If you open up a gift on Christmas Eve, you lack patience.” (26:13, Cam)
  • Peyton counters: “It was the day designated to get gifts from people outside of your immediate household.” (27:41, Peyton)
• Bizarre Family Tree Digression: Confused family lineage involving multiple Pauls and an enigmatic Earl, generating a running “family lore” joke.
  • “I want to keep the lore going. I kind of don't want to figure it out.” (31:15, Peyton)

5. The CEO Santa Gift Exchange (35:27 – 48:45)

• CEO Santa Skit: Peyton dresses up as “CEO Santa,” complete with a reluctant “Mrs. Claus” (Cam), creating a raucous, over-the-top gift exchange.
• Personal Gifting: Peyton gifts Cam a high-end fitness tracker to support his health journey, with emotional appreciation and jokes about Saggy Santa draws.
  • “I know you’re trying to lose weight… whatever I can do to make the workout process easier.” (41:26, Peyton)
• Gifts are given to the show’s crew—each tailored and with comic banter. Peyton almost bought exclusive Yu-Gi-Oh cards, revealing nostalgic sides from their childhoods.

6. Adult Money, Friends, and Hypotheticals (52:07 – 56:14)

• Buying Back Childhood Joy: The hosts discuss buying childhood “wants” as adults, recently purchasing things like Fushigi balls and Zoo Pals plates.
• Would You Take $50 Million to Stop Talking to Your Best Friend?
  • Cam: "My heart says no... I'd rather have you and everything we have together."
  • Peyton: "I realized how the world works... I don't want to stress about anything anymore. If that comes at the cost of hippie, sayonara. $50 million."
    (53:03 - 53:59)
• This hypothetical generates laughter, mock outrage, and exposes their different perspectives on money vs. friendship.

7. Riddles & Roasts: Holiday Brain Teasers (61:10 – 76:27)

• Christmas Riddles: Cam struggles through riddles engineered by the crew, leading to much friendly roasting and Family Feud-style encouragement.
  • Highlights include:
    • “A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its number…” (63:30) — Cam works through the math (correct answer: 78 gifts)
    • “I wear green in the dark of winter… what am I?” (Answer: a wreath; Cam guesses tree, then gets sidetracked thinking about pubic hair maintenance)
    • “I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon…?” (Answer: frost; Cam guesses snowman, ice cream, and more.)
    • “I am read (red), but never spoken…” (Answer: Christmas card; confusion over "read" vs "red" wordplay.)

8. The Gender Reveal (76:37 – 78:17)

• Big Moment: The episode builds to reveal the gender of Cam’s baby #2. The audio cues a pre-recorded video clip with the hosts, friends, and family excitedly discovering the news “in real time.”
• The group sets their guesses (Team Boy vs Team Girl), sharing a sweet and humorous family moment.
  • “Enjoy finding out the gender of baby number two.” (77:05, Peyton)

9. Closing Remarks & Thanks (78:17 – 79:40)

• The hosts wrap up with heartfelt thanks to listeners, encouragement to enjoy the holidays, and plugs for their Patreon “Five Days of Christmas.”
• Peyton brings a classic YSK twist: “Or don’t [spend time with your family]. Everything — yeah, according to Pete, to hell with your family.” (78:42, Peyton & Cam)
• Goofy closure about “adopted” koala bears referenced in their Patreon membership, hinting at a recurring inside joke.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Fatherhood & First Christmas:

  • "The only time I enjoy being wet is if you cause it. I mean, let's be honest. Unless you're--" (05:50, Peyton, riffing absurdly to Cam)

• On Early Christmas Gifts:

  • “You don’t go to people’s door knocking for candy on October 30th… You wait till the day!” (26:46, Cam)

• Babytalk/Tickle Monster:

  • “This man has a tickle monster… He tickles his significant other in a voice as if he was doing it to my son.” (13:52, Cam, roasting Peyton)

• On Adult Nostalgia:

  • “Now I have my own money I can spend on whatever… It’s like a new sense of your youth.” (51:01, Cam)

• On Money vs. Friendship:

  • Cam: “My heart says no…”
  • Peyton: “I remember I used to be like you… But then I realized how the world works.” (53:03 – 53:32)

• On Family Feud Performances:

  • “Us on Family Feud, by the way… Unbelievable. Good answer, good answer.” (68:22, Cam and Peyton, mocking game show encouragement)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Intro & Christmas Setup: 03:26 – 10:00
• Fatherhood & Baby’s First Christmas: 09:51 – 12:49
• Holiday Hot Takes & Confessions: 14:28 – 20:50
• Christmas Eve Gifts & Family Lore: 27:05 – 34:04
• CEO Santa Gift Exchange: 35:27 – 48:45
• Money vs. Friendship Hypotheticals: 52:07 – 56:14
• Christmas Riddles Segment: 61:10 – 76:27
• [The Gender Reveal]: 76:37 – 78:17
• Final Thanks & Patreon Plug: 78:17 – 79:40

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Tone & Style

The episode brims with kinetic, irreverent, and affectionate energy. Peyton and Cam’s friendship is on full display: fast-paced roasts, playful voice skits, improv, and communal laughter with their crew. The tone oscillates between sincere reflection (on friendship, family, nostalgia) and high-energy comic bits.

Fans of the show will delight in the recurring inside jokes, while new listeners will find a genuine celebration of camaraderie and modern adult life disguised as holiday chaos.

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Summary

• The Christmas episode delivers all the antics and warmth fans expect, plus the highly anticipated gender reveal, which is seamlessly integrated via a video clip.
• Peyton and Cam discuss fatherhood, family quirks, the evolution of holiday traditions, and the value of friendship and nostalgia.
• A raucous gift exchange, offbeat holiday debates, and comic riddle-solving keep the festivity high.
• The show wraps up with viewer appreciation, holiday wishes, and encouragement to join the Patreon for more bonus content.

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Note: This summary skips sponsor ads and only covers the main content and memorable moments of the episode.

Transcript

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Foreign. Welcome back to you Should Know podcast episode 196. A round of applause please. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Everybody. Welcome back to YOU should know podcast episode 196. This is the Christmas episode, so your good karma has come. For the audio listeners. I know sometimes whenever you put on your headphones and you're listening to the podcast every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday, you hear things but you don't know what's going on. Your DMs and your questions and your requests have been answered have been fulfilled. Open up your phone right now. Look at my sweater. Spotify has video again.

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We're back. We're back. We're back.

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We're back. That's just your first Christmas gift. If you're over on the Patreon, the Koala Club, the best place on earth. Patreon.com youshanopodcast we are in Five Days of Christmas over there on the Patreon Koala Royalty. You will get a piece of content every single day, including a special Koala Royalty episode on Christmas day.

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Stop playing hours.

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We got about 20 to 21 extra hours of content every single week over on the Patreon. We our Patreon is better than everybody else's. I would completely say that. We have so many surprises for you. We are four episodes away from episode 200 where y' all get the surprise of A lifetime. We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode.

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You should know podcast, we got go.

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Host Cam back in the studio. Oh, no, here it goes again. Oh, I mean.

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I mean.

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I mean, it's just at this point, I mean.

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Oh, no.

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I just. I don't.

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I just don't know where that came across as a good idea. It's literally visible for 10 seconds, and all it does is.

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I mean, look at you.

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I mean, look at your. Look at your pant leg.

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I mean, at this point. No. Okay.

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No, no. It's going too far.

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It's wet now. Now I'm wet. No, I'm wet.

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Pure chemical.

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And the only time I like being wet.

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That's taking off months of my life.

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Only time I enjoy being wet is if you cause it. I mean, let's be honest. Unless you're. You're. What?

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Look at your beef.

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My jerky. Oh, my jerky. Oh. Oh, my jerky.

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Oh, my jerky.

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I mean. Oh, man. My jerky went to a fraternity party and just, like, slid on the bathroom. I mean, this is.

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It's snow.

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Oh, I mean, that is bad. I mean. Oh, we're gonna have a talk with our. With our.

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Oh, my God.

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With our people back here.

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Yeah.

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No, no more.

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No more Christmas episode. That's your last little. That's your last gig with the Flocking.

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Hey. Merry Christmas to you.

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas. Oh, Judge, you hear that? Merry Christmas.

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Oh, Merry Christmas.

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Oh, so much. Merry Christmas. You did that wrong. Ooh.

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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. But can I be honest?

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Let's hear it.

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And audio listeners. This is the part where you. You take it off the audio, you look at the video that's now available on Spotify.

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Available on Spotify. Same socks.

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Let's look at this right now. My Christmas sweater. I have literally 3D printed reindeer stuffed animals.

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Yes, sir.

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Going across. Almost like a satchel purse strap.

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Yes, sir.

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Then I got these little. These little balls, these little stickers.

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Little balls.

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Little balls. I mean, bells. I got bells.

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You have bells. Multicolored balls.

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And I don't know if you've seen this. My sweater got a battery pack. Good job.

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Oh, my God.

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I mean, there's different settings, too. Quick lights, slower lights, still lights.

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Oh, no, those aren't still. Those are still dancing.

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Oh.

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Oh, that's just like.

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Is that an eyesore? If I keep this going, that's it.

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I think I like it.

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I think you like it.

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I like it. It makes you sparkle like the little diamond you are.

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Thank you. Now, what the happened to you?

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Yeah, no, no, I heard that. I heard that.

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No, no, no.

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We got. They did it under their legs. Like. I can't hear it. They were like this. I heard that.

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My parents are on the other side. Y' all can't see those. And they did support 100 the first round.

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They went. No, we love Kim. They went for Christmas.

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Why aren't you dressed for Christmas now? Are you not a Christmas guy?

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I'm very much a Christmas guy. But I, I. It was one of those mornings, you know, I just. It slipped.

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I was getting ready.

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I said, I want to rock our merch. It's so comfy, so beautiful.

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They can't buy it anymore.

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No, I know, but it's going to be hitting yalls doorsteps or your mailboxes very soon.

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Okay.

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Or the Amazon Locker if you stay in apartment living. But sorry, yeah. It just kind of slipped my head. I'm not going to lie. Now, the fact that the Christmas episode slip my head. That is a demerit. And I will take it on the chin.

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Why is Kaylor. The Christmas episode is up there with the most important episodes we've ever done.

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That's very true.

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We've always dressed up first year.

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Always have.

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I don't remember what I was Santa. You were.

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There's a promiscuous Mrs. Claus.

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You were Mrs. Claus. The next year we both wore Zip Up.

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Zip Up. Jingle Bell Trees.

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Trees. And then this year, I mean, is that what happens when you have a kid? The life just gets sucked out of you and all the joy?

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Well, the answer to that is absolutely. But as far as this, it was more of just a mental. A mental. A little brain fart.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, but I don't, I don't know what got into me. I saw the sweater and I said, it is the week of Christmas, isn't it?

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That's so unfortunate.

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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Honestly, I've let the team down.

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But can I say, the pants are somewhat.

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Somewhat Christmas flavor.

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Yeah, a little bit.

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A little bit. This is like a. What would you call this?

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A sage? I would say a mitt.

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A mint. Mint and mint. Peppermint. Peppermint. Christmas season. Make the food give it the season. Nin.

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What the you call me.

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What did he just call me? Season in, season in. Give it the food, give it the season.

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Now, now, Cam, how do you feel about Christmas now that you're a father? Are you excited? Are you excited to give Malachi his first Christmas.

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I'm very excited.

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I think that's.

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No, it's not.

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I think it is.

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There's a hint of realism, though. Oh, the Christmas for the babies you're calling my excitement. Well, no, I agree with you.

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Yeah.

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It's absolutely pointless.

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Right?

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No clue what's going on. He's not gonna remember it. The only thing he can do is look at documentation.

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And that's the thing. So I know the argument is gonna be like, it's for pictures. It's for memories. We can look back on this and show you. Fake it. Yeah. Set up a cool little scene.

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Is incredible. Like, did you have such a good first, Chris? We got you six real cars. Like the right. We had to sell them. Times got hard, but they were right here. AI is incredible.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Fake this.

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I understand you love that. That little long tongue. So saliva kid. Like, I know you love him.

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I love him.

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I love when it's pointless. It's honestly pointless to give him a good Christmas. Your son doesn't deserve a good Christmas at 1 years old.

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Well, okay, now he's deserving, but it just doesn't make too much sense fiscally or logically.

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Now he's deserving.

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He's a good kid. He's a good little boy. He's got that fat little white gut on him.

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Cute kid. He's a good kid. I don't know. You put.

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He's a good kid.

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I don't know about that.

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I don't know either, because you put.

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Him into public for the first time with other children. He literally beat up another kid. So I don't know if he's a good kid. Love him still.

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That's that internal Kennedy aggression coming out. He just can't. He can't regulate it yet. Yeah, I hide behind my truth a lot. And he just goes, I want that ball. He goes, give me that. No. Okay, deserving, Maybe, maybe not. But you cannot convince his mom whatsoever.

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I knew that was going to be the front line defense where we're not getting past.

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Oh, my God. I'm just cannon fodder. She is. She is the general. She's like, no, no. That ornament that doesn't give Christmas. He's not gonna understand that one. Put that one lower. He can play with that one. And just because you're so stupid, go get him three more toys. And I go, yes, ma'. Am. Aye, aye, captain. And I'm off.

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More toys. Okay, and now, since this is the Christmas episode, let's We. We should be honest with them. Right?

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Let's do it.

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So your son's birthday. We were honest with him. You spent $2,000 on a balloon arch.

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Right?

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I mean. And that's still. I mean, absolutely ridiculous.

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I did not spend $2,000 on a balloon arch. I spent significant and stupid money on a balloon arch.

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Four figures. Four figures. Four figures, yes or no?

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Yes.

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Okay, so you spent $2,000 on a balloon arch for a birthday?

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No, sir.

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What's the budget for Christmas?

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Surprisingly.

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Right.

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Surprisingly. We got a lot of Christmas stuff on Black Friday, so save some money there.

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Okay.

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And the toys, they might be expensive. Like. Like, just singled out. Oh, 40 here, 50 here. We did not get him a ton, though. I'm honestly proud of Liv. We got him maybe, like, legit six gifts, but it's also. We have his. His birthday is a month later, so he's probably gonna get another six or seven.

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And then my birthday is another six, seven.

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Embarrassing. It is. I mean, we're just.

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We're grown.

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Six, seven. We're so grown. Like, we. Like, it's getting close to tax season.

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We're.

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That is. I mean, that is an atrocity. And the worst part is we're not gaining any cool points right now. We're not gaining nothing. You look like you're trying to eat the flesh of another being.

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It's a 6, 7 monster. Anytime that you say that, the 6, 7 monster.

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You created your own beast. You created the monster.

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He's born inside of me.

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I was born in the darkness. No, that's not okay. No, it's not okay. No, no, no. We need to talk to Voldy. She needs. She needs.

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Oh, Boldy has no say so over the six, seven months. She's absolutely. She has no say so.

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No. Okay, you know what?

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No, no, no, no, no. I don't even know what you're talking about.

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You're talking about how my son, he always fat, and he has a tongue and one tooth. But we're gonna. We're gonna go to you this Christmas episode. I'm putting your to the fire.

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Okay?

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This man and Voldemort.

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Well, if you don't know, Voldemort's my significant.

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Voldemort is the significant other. This man has a tickle monster. This man has a tickle monster with his significant other. He goes, oh, who's gonna come to get you? Oh, who is? Oh, it's a tickle. He's 26. He tickles. You know, tickles his significant other in a voice as if he was doing it to my son. He goes, oh, you know. Oh, you bet. Oh, you had a good day. Oh, who's coming to get.

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Yeah, that's funny. But I'd much rather that you have to hide your snacks in the bathroom because you're not allowed to. You, like, eat.

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Like.

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Babe, I promise, I'm doing the diet.

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You have to live. I'm trying. Just go straight to it.

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You have snacks on your bathroom. There's only.

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There's one thing hidden right now. Ferrero Rocher's inside of Santa's head. It's on the counter. They're chocolates. They're my chocolates. Her wanted Jolly Rancher flavored candy canes. Can I. Okay, here's another thing. It's the Christmas episode.

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Christmas hot take.

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Christmas hot take. If you're consuming a candy cane that's not peppermint. You are. You are eight years old. You have to be eight years old. Your mindset's eight year old. My wife. Grown wife.

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Yeah.

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Green apple, grape and strawberry flavored candy canes.

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I didn't know that they made multiple. I've never had that.

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Because you're a normal person and I just.

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Can I say Christmas hot take. Let's just do Christmas hot take.

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Hot takes.

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Oh, no, it's not Patreon. Christmas hot take. Candy canes aren't good.

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Candy canes suck.

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Candy canes are more of a jaw workout than a flavorable dessert.

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100%. It's like a. You're buying a first class ticket to the dentist when you purchase a candy cane. It's just like, sharp as hell. It's sweet. It's not the best. Like, what do you do with the candy cane?

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This is what I do with the candy cane. I'll shove that. All right, I'm deep there. I'm. I'm tickling the back of the throat. A little bit of practice.

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Remember college in that little. Hitting that little punching bag with that candy cane.

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So I get it in there, I'm grabbing the hook part like this and.

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I'm shoving in like that right there, right? Uh huh.

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Like I'm at the doctor, right? And they're saying, let me see that thing, right? Or at your house. And so I put it in and I suck a couple times, right? To get the initial flavor off, I'm sucking and twisting it. And then at the point, at the point to where it turns into almost like a lip gloss. You know that, you know that feeling when you twist a candy cane and the flavor gets on your lips to Like a coat. At that point, I'm done with it.

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Your father. Your father is behind the camera, and he was watching you go, oh, yeah. I'm sitting there slipping and sliding, twisting and sucking it. And I just quickly glanced. I went. And your dad was like this. He was like. He said, you know, I suck and twist it and slide it so it's a little lip gloss right there. And, you know, then I'm done with it. Your dad's went.

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But y' all know what I'm saying. That's what I.

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No, but on the candy. Oh, I got some.

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Give me some.

[B]

But on the candy canes, I used to grab the hook. I'd hook my lip quickly, pretend I was a fish that was caught, and then just bite down. That's why I never liked him, though, because I went straight to biting. I was never good with mints. I had no patience.

[A]

He has a patience.

[B]

I put a mint in my mouth. I was just going to town.

[A]

It's like, you got to savor it. You got. You're not a savory guy. You're not a foreplay bandit.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

You're like, let's get to the.

[B]

I go. I go. This is a race you try to win as quick as you can. I said, come on. They don't need to warm up. Don't put your feet in the slots. Just blow that gun. Let's get to the finish line. Come on, come on. Get the engine revving.

[A]

Hurry up.

[B]

You know what to do.

[A]

What are some more Christmas hot takes you have? Cause I got a couple.

[B]

Okay. Christmas hot takes. When your stockings consist of only food. That's a stocking. I'm just gonna put that out there. It's not if it's a bag of candy. This is not Halloween 2.0.

[A]

Right?

[B]

This is not Halloween 2.0.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Throw a little mini deodorant in there.

[A]

Your kid probably stinks.

[B]

Throw a little. Throw 10 bucks of a little scratch off in there. No, put something of meaning.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. You can have 99% of the stocking be candy or food. No, the only thing that makes a Christmas stocking a stocking is if there's a lottery ticket. A scratch off.

[B]

Got to be a scratch off in there. I got. Dude, my parents one year, I won $20, and I literally said, oh, my God, $20,000. And I started screaming and running around.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they just let me go with it for, like, a day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're like, but it's 20 bucks. And I literally. I literally cried.

[A]

Yeah. I almost made six. I almost made my dad cry. We got him one of those prank lottery tickets. Oh. And now I've seen my dad happy before. Like, and, you know, I'm pretty sure he lived a pretty solid life. We mean, we had a good upbringing. I thought he loved me. I mean, when he saw the amount of money on that lottery was the prank, what was it, like 10,000. It was like $10,000 he scratched.

[B]

He goes, who, who, who, who? He said, oh, oh, my God. Holy sh.

[A]

Yeah. So he goes, oh, oh. He goes, look at it. Look at the man, man, look at this, man, man, look at it.

[B]

Look at it.

[A]

Look at it.

[B]

He said, tell me. Hand my glasses. Tell me I'm not reading this right.

[A]

Oh, look, dude, smile as big as as you ever seen. The biggest smile ever. Oh, that's in my heart. I was like, this joke has gone too far. Oh, yeah, right.

[B]

And we got to put it down soft.

[A]

And now I knew that their marriage was solid. It was on the rocks that day. I mean, when he's. Whenever my mom told him, mark, it's a fake lottery ticket, it was either he's gonna end up in prison or it's a divorce happening. Luckily, he walked away. That's. You know what I mean? It was. It was a scary Christmas.

[B]

I'm gonna do some pull ups, man. He's on the tree. Just.

[A]

Yeah. Repping him. My Christmas hot take is hot take. My Christmas hot take. Christmas dinners and Christmas food is.

[B]

Honestly, it's the same with the stocking for me. I don't want Thanksgiving to Thanksgiving 2.

[A]

With not as much effort.

[B]

Not as much.

[A]

Not as much.

[B]

Not as much seasoning.

[A]

No.

[B]

And it's kind of just thrown together. Yeah. I want another ham. No.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I don't want him on Jersey Mike's.

[A]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

Ham again.

[A]

I don't. And. And it's like, why is it the same food? Why is there. Why didn't Christmas. I mean, Jesus is important. We all agree. Why we should give him a different meal.

[B]

Let's eat naan and wine. Let's just do that. Like, we can get really into character. Like, we don't need another turkey and ham and dressing and green bean casserole. I don't need that again.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I already had it for four days last month.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm not doing it again. I agree. It's stupid, you know?

[A]

You know, you know, stupid. My grandma rest in peace, right? Cancer got her, you know, and I'm sorry, you know, that's his mother over there. I mean, normally these jokes happen through the Internet. And now he's right there. It's a little harder, huh? She died of a severe cancer. And so. But man.

[B]

Yeah, your battery pack. Check it real quick. Take two.

[A]

We used to do Christmas Eve over at her house. Now that was a religious woman, right? You know, prayed and the whole thing. Right. Who.

[B]

Who was that prayed, did the whole pray. The net.

[A]

She prayed that. The whole thing. She had the nativity scenes.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

But in the old ones too, the ones made out of wood. Now, I think she was trying to instill good values onto her grandchildren. She loved us.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It works.

[B]

So I go, you are a wretched man.

[A]

And so. And so I remember going over there for Christmas Eve. Right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

As a kid, and this is when she was devout into like really super into it. And I don't know for you non religious people, but there is like a body of Christ.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Which is normally presented in a wafer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then there's the blood, which is normally presented in a wine or a juice.

[B]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[A]

Right. And so as a kid, I didn't. I was aware of what was going on, but at the same time, I'm growing. I was hungry. And so she would give us this. And I remember complaining. I was like, can Jesus be a little bigger so I can eat more? I ended up eating two and a half Jesus Christ that Christmas. And honestly, I think that's a first class ticket straight to the pearly gates. I mean. I mean, I have two and a half Jesuses in me because of Meemaw.

[B]

Shout out, Meemaw.

[A]

Shout out, Meemaw. No other food either. It was strictly these little wafer things. You know how many wafers you have to eat to get full? I mean, I mean a village of Jesus. I mean, so much blood. I am Jesus, personal vampire. That's how much of blood I'm drinking.

[B]

I forsake what he says.

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[B]

One time in high school with my friends, simply because I wanted to, I wanted to see what it was about. I went to a Catholic Mass at 4:30 in the morning on a Wednesday. And they were doing, they were also kneeling and standing. A lot of, lot of knees.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean they have knee cushions, they're connected. I'm dead serious. On the back of the pews comes out like a little rollaway gate. Like you just sit there and you, and it's like time to go. And you go, all right. And you drop down. I swear. And I was like, wow, I'm so excited for the cop. I was like, it's a lot of knee work. I was like, we're here for a while.

[A]

Oh, so many jokes.

[B]

I could hear, please don't.

[A]

I won't.

[B]

This is good talk. Anyway, they were having God bless, so I didn't know they had it. I guess every time. I know if it's an every Wednesday thing or maybe I just showed up on the right day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But they were also giving communion. I went, yeah. And he looked at me, he said, no, no, you can't go unless you're a believer. I said, well, I am though. And they're like, I wouldn't go up there. And I went, but then it looks like I'm a non believer and I want to stand firm in my faith. I want to walk by faith. So I go up there and I took a little wafer, right? And then I took about a 1 1/2 fluid ounce shot of like a Pinot Grigio. It was real wine.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I said, this is not Welch's. I said, what is this? And then I go to school afterwards and let's just say I was a little light headed.

[A]

You Said, you got hungover.

[B]

I'm sitting there. I said, oh, I do know what X is. I said, this all makes sense now.

[A]

I was like.

[B]

I went. And the priest went, God bless you.

[A]

You wouldn't let me teach this class.

[B]

I said, you sit down, hag. I said, if you take guys the X, you're focusing too much on the X. Just look at the. It was crazy. It was a crazy time. Yeah, that's Christmas hot takes, man. I mean, this is a special time, man. I got another one. I'm so. Go ahead.

[A]

No, I love it.

[B]

Christmas hot take.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

If you open up a gift on Christmas Eve, you lack patience. I mean.

[A]

Isn'T he.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

I mean, I thought I knew my employees. I didn't know. I.

[B]

Let's just say this. Hey, hey, wait till the morning.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

You don't go to people's door knocking for candy on October 30th. You don't eat Thanksgiving dinner on Wednesday night. You wait till the day.

[A]

I like this debate because you're completely wrong.

[B]

No, I'm completely wrong. Oh, Oh, y'. All. Y' all just. Y' all just. Y' all just biting at the. Oh, you're just itching to get your gifts. Here, open one, sweetie.

[A]

We'll do.

[B]

We'll do team pajamas. No, we're going to do family pajamas. That's your gift at that point. Why you let them open a gift if it's a predetermined gift and it's clothing that you're going to wear tomorrow morning?

[A]

You're making assumptions about people's Christmas Eve.

[B]

No, it's not assumptions. That's hard based. Evidence, facts.

[A]

Your first thing you said is you don't knock and trick or treat on the day before Halloween. You don't go on the calendar on October 30th. Does it say Halloween Eve?

[B]

No.

[A]

Exactly. It's not a holiday. You know, it is a holiday on the 24th. Christmas Eve, right. It's a holiday for a reason. You're supposed to.

[B]

What's the reason?

[A]

It's the Eve.

[B]

The eve of what?

[A]

Christmas.

[B]

Okay. And then what happens on Christmas?

[A]

It's Christmas Day.

[B]

And that's when you do what?

[A]

Celebrate Jesus in his birth and the.

[B]

New money grabbing technique of the world.

[A]

Open presents. Okay.

[B]

On Christmas, right?

[A]

I don't know. Maybe. Well, it depends on your economic status growing up, right? Because Christmas Eve, I got gifts from.

[B]

You were impatient.

[A]

No, no, I got. It was the. It was the day designated to get gifts from people outside of your immediate household. Right. So we would go over to Meemaw's house. That's when I ate three and a half Jesuses. Whenever I went and I was stuffed off Jesus, I went. And then. So my grandma, my aunt, my grandpa. That's it.

[B]

Earl. What was his name?

[A]

Earl. With this guitar you got my grandma, my grandpa, Paul. Paul.

[B]

I think there's an Earl in there. They might be the same guy. I still don't know. What about a sick guitar?

[A]

I saw Paul the other day. I saw Paul.

[B]

You saw Paul?

[A]

Paul just showed up to the house. What? Not my house, their house. I was at their house. Paul just showed up.

[B]

Cool guy, Cool guy.

[A]

Really quick interaction.

[B]

Is Paul hanging good? He's doing good.

[A]

I don't know. It seems so.

[B]

Oh, wow. Now, Paul wasn't the one with the guitars, right? Or it was. No, that was Earl, and Earl is.

[A]

No, I'm getting head nuts. I don't know who these people are.

[B]

Okay, well, just.

[A]

No. No.

[B]

One of them has a guitar collection. You're waiting on their death. That's all I remember.

[A]

Wait, is that your brother?

[B]

And is that brother Earl?

[A]

No, he did. Oh, so Paul.

[B]

So Paul did not show up to your door?

[A]

No, no. Well, he's passed and he did, and he had the guitars, so I.

[B]

The ghost of Paul came to your door when you were down there.

[A]

His son. His son.

[B]

He has a son named Paul. That would be Paul. Paul Junior. You need to say Junior. You said Paul came and rang that doorbell. And she said Paul's. Paul's gone.

[A]

Paul is gone. Recently gone.

[B]

So you can't get onto me for thinking the ghost of Paul rang the doorbell.

[A]

Not sure who Earl is either.

[B]

Who is Earl?

[A]

Who's Earl? Paul's grandson. Which Paul.

[B]

Which Paul? Paul Senior. So Paul Senior has a grandson named. I mean, when are we naming these kids? It's 20, 26. His name's Earl.

[A]

Well, he's like 50, 60, isn't he?

[B]

Oh, wait, he's 60 and he's a grandbaby. Would Paul live to 140? What is happening? Holy. So is Paul Jr. 90 right now? How old's Paul Jr?

[A]

Paul Jr's like, what, 35? 40?

[B]

Paul Jr's 40 and his son's 60?

[A]

No, no, Paul Jr's kid's like 14.

[B]

You just said Earl was 50.

[A]

No, that's Paul Sr's grandson, which would.

[B]

Mean it's Paul Jr. S son. For it to be Paul Sr's grandson, that means. Skip a line. So he. Paul's Paul. Paul gave. Paul gave birth to Paul. That Paul gave birth to Earl.

[A]

No. How the hell.

[B]

No, no, you listen. How the hell is the middle. Paul 30 and his son is 60.

[A]

No. So her brother Paul Senior.

[B]

Yes. Yes. Paul Senior gave birth to Paul.

[A]

To Paul Junior Earl. No. And. And my mom. Paul has a sister.

[B]

Your mom's brothers are dead. You just said Paul seniors are brothers, and he was. Gave birth to your mom. I mean, there's. So. There's some twisted friends in this family.

[A]

I know that they're related, too. So something got up. Something got up in the slavery times. Okay, hold on.

[B]

No, no, let's actually get to the box.

[A]

No.

[B]

Paul Senior.

[A]

I want to keep the lore going. I kind of don't want to figure it out. I kind of just. I kind of just want to let life happen. And then one day, I get stopped in the street and be like, hey, I'm Earl Senior, and I'm like, what the is going on, man? Okay, but back to Christmas Eve.

[B]

I don't even know if we can.

[A]

Continue talking about, but Christmas Eve, definitely. You should get gifts.

[B]

No, what do you.

[A]

What do you do on Christmas Eve?

[B]

You do nothing. You just get excited. You watch elf, you turn on the lights. Oh, my gosh. One more sleep. Are you excited? You ready?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Good night. Love you. Make sure. Got to stay in your room. Got to be all quiet for old Santa Claus, old Saint Nick.

[A]

Okay, that's.

[B]

As a kid, what do you think I have more anticipation? I can't wait even further. When I'm an adult, that's when you know things.

[A]

No.

[B]

No one's. No one's coming through my chimney. Okay, but go to bed.

[A]

Tell me which makes more sense, yours or mine? Yours. Christmas Eve, you're sitting at home, nothing special. You're playing the game. Whatever you're doing, right? That's what you do. That's what you do on Christmas Eve?

[B]

Yeah. Just sitting there.

[A]

Yeah. Just sitting there. On my Christmas Eve, this is what I do. I wake up, then I go drive. I spend time with my family. We.

[B]

I spend time with my family.

[A]

I spent time with my family. Then we get dressed, and then we go to Meemaw's house, where we did before the cancer.

[B]

That's fantastic.

[A]

We went to Meemaw's house.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Shelly would be there.

[B]

Shelly Papa would be there.

[A]

Shelly Willy. So there'd be my aunt, my Paul.

[B]

Paul, Earl, Shelly, Willie.

[A]

So it would be my aunt, my grandma, my grandpa, and then us. Right.

[B]

That's fantastic.

[A]

And then we would show up. Exactly. And so we go to their house. We hug, we eat, we do gifts. Their gifts. The gifts. They give us the gifts, we give them. Because we're not seeing you on Christmas. That's our time. Yes. That's a black time. That's black time. Yeah. So the white folks stay over there. White folk get Christmas Eve. Black people get Christmas.

[B]

That's fine. And if you have split households or that, that is a family ordinance that y' all made covenant. I understand that. That's fine.

[A]

And that makes more sense than just.

[B]

Sitting at home about the people that are in their home that because they're. Oh, I just can't wait. Tomorrow's Christmas. Oh, oh, go ahead, Johnny, get you one. Oh, go get you one, boy. Open one, boy. Those people suck.

[A]

Well, then how does that work? Cause Santa's not even there yet.

[B]

They're not opening a Santa gift. It's mom and dad going, oh, oh, you want that, bubba? Then get it. That's how the world works. You want it? I'll just hand it to you for the rest of the time. It's not world works, Johnny. You wait till Christmas lives gonna do that. That's what I'm saying. No, no, she's. No, she's not.

[A]

When Malachi is young and he's talking, he's like, mommy, I want you. She's gonna be like, yeah, whatever.

[B]

The. That's when I go, no, boy, take your up to that crib, boy. You go to sleep now. You open that gate, I'm throwing them all away. That's what happens. Hit him with that immediately. No shot.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. Well, it is the. It is the Christmas episode.

[B]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[A]

So that means you know, in YSK fashion.

[B]

No.

[A]

You know what that means?

[B]

No, sir. Oh. Oh, oh.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

It's time.

[B]

That was a loose speeder like you. This.

[A]

Oh, C.J. speed this up.

[B]

Just off of visual. That shirt looks too small.

[A]

Yeah, it feels like it is. You know what time it is? Why? Or.

[B]

Oh, that's not a Y. That's just the fur. I thought he said he had a haircut this morning. He canceled it. It was too early.

[A]

Oh, you know what time it is? It's time for. No, no, it's okay. No, I don't want that right there.

[B]

Let's go up, though.

[A]

No, I don't want it.

[B]

If you're gonna do character, you gotta go full character. You gotta go full character.

[A]

I don't want it.

[B]

You gotta go full character. And fix your ear. Fix your ear, too. You gotta go full character. No, look. Now lower. Now lower.

[A]

You know what time it is? It's time for CEO Santa.

[B]

Ho, ho, ho. Oh, Santa, you don't have a mouth or a fade. There we go.

[A]

There we go. Hey. Oh, thanks. Oh, Arts Cyber CEO Santa.

[B]

CEO Santa.

[A]

But you know, you know what CEO Santa needs? He needs his Mrs. Clothes. Whoo. And Santa got Mrs. Claus something sexy to wear this Christmas. It's behind your chair. Santa got Mrs. Claus a cute little outfit. Go get. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Mr. Claus has an extra reindeer. Yeah. CEO Santa's got you a gift to put on if you want your gifts. Hold it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about you go behind that curtain? Yeah. Go buy that curtain and get dressed for CEO Santa. Oh, Mrs. Claus. Come show Santa your sexy outfit. Oh. Oh, wow. Come on. Oh. Oh, Mrs. Claus. Oh, Mrs. Claus. Show them. Oh. Oh, Mrs. Claus.

[B]

That's it, Mrs. Claus.

[A]

Wow. CEO Santa. Oh, Mrs. Claus. Whenever we go deliver gifts, the first place we're visiting is pound town.

[B]

Don't start with me.

[A]

Don't get us demonetized, Mrs. Claus.

[B]

Hope you like a. Hope you like a girl with some hair. Hope that doesn't. That doesn't give.

[A]

Misses claus.

[B]

Yeah. Yes.

[A]

You kind of look like ed gee.

[B]

There's the reason my hands are primarily gonna stay right here, too. It's okay.

[A]

Well, CEO Santa every year likes to get his little, pretty Mrs. Claus a nice little gift, because you take care of Mr. Claus. All the time. You clean him up.

[B]

I mean, you don't leave no seconds now, do you, lady? You make sure I'm ready to get on that sleigh.

[A]

Yeah. Those sparkles are really doing something to CEO Santa.

[B]

I'm sorry about the little chest hair, too. I would have tied it up if I knew we were going on a podcast now. CEO, why did I become Southern Molasses?

[A]

CEO Santa got you a gift. Are you ready?

[B]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Get.

[A]

CEO Santa wrapped it himself.

[B]

I go now. Why? Can I tell you wrapped it?

[A]

You can tell I wrapped it myself.

[B]

I go, honey, I see half the gift. Okay. You didn't wrap it good at all. But it's okay. You're not supposed to wrap. You're supposed to drop down, eat some cookies, get some carrots. So rub it off.

[A]

This isn't a good wrap.

[B]

No, I mean, I can literally see half. It's a black and white box, and there's red paper.

[A]

Take it. It's so heavy. There you go.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Merry Christmas, Cam. One out of ten. What do you think the wrapping is?

[B]

Let's see. We got majority of the CEO Santa covered the important majority of the surface area. I'll give it a five. I'll give it a five.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But for my boo boo, it's ten.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's tan.

[A]

You can take care of Santa later. Don't show them, Mary.

[B]

Do I have permission to open it?

[A]

Well, CEO Santa wants to get the clip, so CEO Santa needs you to point that at the camera.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Maybe flip it.

[B]

I can't tell what's. Oh, okay.

[A]

Oh, Marco.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna open it to them first.

[A]

Merry Christmas.

[B]

Thank you, buddy. You did you always. You don't have to do this.

[A]

I told you.

[B]

I literally told you not to.

[A]

Hey. Holy.

[B]

Oh, bro. What? Why?

[A]

Because I know you're trying to lose weight, and it's a really hard time for you, and so it's. I know. It's so hard. And whatever I can do to make the workout process easier.

[B]

You said you liked gripping onto that little extra.

[A]

CEO Santa started not to get attracted to Mrs. Claus anymore. This is not what Mr. Claus signed up for at the beginning of the relationship. Jesus.

[B]

Oh, thank you, Honey Boo Boo. Oh, bro. Seriously? What?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sir, how did you. Did you. Okay. I'm gonna cut the Southern molasses claws. Did you ask Liv?

[A]

No. I asked.

[B]

Yes. Somebody God k. Rob listens. What a good y' all are. This is. Bro, this is too much.

[A]

Yes. Oh, it was way too much.

[B]

I know. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

This is too much. I went in there with confidence. Left a little sad.

[B]

This is so lit, though. Oh, my God.

[A]

CEO Santa gets free use of it at the house.

[B]

Yeah, you do. Whenever CEO Santa comes over and sees a little dog nephew, you can go ahead and strap on in, bro.

[A]

Merry Christmas.

[B]

Thank you. Come on, bring it in.

[A]

Yes, I gotta.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, Santa needs a hunt. Oh, no.

[B]

Sit down. Oh, thank you.

[A]

Oh. Oh, he's got him by the. No.

[B]

Imagine you just go.

[A]

Bro.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. But co. Santa has other little elves too.

[B]

Oh, yes, he does.

[A]

CEO Santa has gifts for the two of you.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

CEO Santa. Oh.

[B]

Oh, Santa.

[A]

Santa. So CEO Santa's sack is Louie.

[B]

CEO Santa's a prick.

[A]

Bro.

[B]

No way.

[A]

So.

[B]

Oh, why do you always.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Santa's mistress didn't put names on it.

[B]

Oh, that means Santa didn't really buy the gift. He doesn't even know what it is.

[A]

Boys. Oh, yo. Santa's gifts for you two.

[B]

They're very comparable in size.

[A]

Oh, no. Should they bring him here? Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You scoot over.

[B]

I'll move you.

[A]

Tell me, you little freckled elf. Come to the seat.

[B]

Sit right here, baby boy.

[A]

I mean, he's moved slower than piss. Here you go. I. I don't know if you celebrate or not, but you like gifts. Here you go. Santa's heard that you are on a fitness journey.

[D]

I am.

[B]

I am.

[A]

And so you can. Santa gave you a gadget. Hell, yeah. For you to. For you to give them a way to. To do something with those. I don't know what that. Come here.

[B]

Show the viewers.

[A]

Oh, it's a. There you go.

[B]

I'm in the camera.

[A]

You can track all your things at the gym. Get off a CEO Santa set. Now we got Big Dog Elf. There we go. CEO Santa got you a little something.

[B]

I'm genuinely concerned because I'm gonna put CEO San on blast. I picked out everyone's gift.

[A]

Yeah, he did help. He did help everybody's gift out, so.

[B]

I have no idea what I actually am getting right now. You picked your own? No, no. That's why I'm concerned.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Everybody else's would be a decent gift. I don't know what I'm receiving. Oh, you're kidding.

[A]

CEO Santa, listen.

[B]

Okay, all right, my man. That's crazy, too, because I set out one of these literally yesterday.

[A]

I gotcha. Oh, no problem.

[B]

But.

[A]

And. And CEO Santa knows you like to be outside, so they transition to sunglasses. So they're.

[B]

Now you can be Like a little freckled elf boy, too. He always wears the sunnies inside. And.

[A]

And I hope everything is good and works, because CEO Santa lost all the receipts.

[B]

So if your product's broken, you. Oh, hey, hey. Come on, boys. Little elves, I know you worked hard, but let's give one more round of applause. See ya, Santa.

[A]

Go, Santa.

[B]

Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Shake that, Santa. That's my Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Huh? Go, Santa. Huh? Go, Santa. Oh. Go, Santa, go. Go, Santa. No. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa. Go, Santa, Go. Go. Be safe, Santa. Be safe, Santa. Be safe, Santa. I'll take care of you Now I see what you went for there.

[A]

CEO Santa's not 21 anymore. See?

[B]

No. No, he's not. Loose speeder underneath. That diet's been doing numbers.

[A]

No, Voldemort. We were. I was walking around the house in my draws. She was like, how is it possible to sag in underwear? Like, my underwear is halfway off my rump.

[B]

Oh, God almighty.

[A]

Oh, wait. CEO Santa didn't forget about the remote worker. So you'll see this when you edit this. It's okay. Come upstairs and say hello. Come get some water. CEO Santa heard that you wanted to go to a new gym, so CEO Santa's gonna pay for the whole year at that new gym.

[B]

Hey, it's fire Gift Fire.

[A]

CEO Santa has a great helper, a great lead elf. Head elf.

[B]

Oh, Santa.

[A]

Thank you, guys.

[B]

Thank you, Santa. You always do this. You're a fantastic and a very loving leader, and we appreciate you, Santa, and your. Your gift. You're, like, now, like I said, I don't believe Patience. I don't believe in doing that early. So you're gonna get yours on the 25th.

[A]

All right?

[B]

But just know it's.

[A]

I won't be here the 25th. Okay. I'll be in Fluger.

[B]

I'm gonna get. I'm gonna give it to you prior to the 25th. You're gonna open it on the 25th.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Yes. Oh, oh, oh. CEO Santa forgot to mention everybody's check might look a little different because of the.

[B]

He said the lower difference, he said, everybody said might be little different. Hey. Okay, all jokes aside, thank you very much. That was very thoughtful. Fantastic gifts, too. Even if you had help picking them out. Fantastic gifts. One more round of applause.

[A]

You know what? Initially I was gonna do.

[B]

I will document. I will document his gift giving as well.

[A]

You know what? Initially, I was gonna do is I was going to. I went to, like, four different trading card places to get exclusive packs of Yu Gi.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

They were like, we don't have.

[B]

They go, do you need help?

[A]

Yeah. They're like, maybe Pokemon. Like a big market.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, oh, I don't know. And then so I called Robbie. Yes, man.

[B]

The fact that you remembered that is honest. You know, I could have.

[A]

You know what I was worried about? Even when you were opening it, I was like. Because I could have sworn you had that already.

[B]

No, I was. I was going to buy maybe multiple times. Yeah, multiple times.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Literally. Like, bro, that might be the gift I get myself this year.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because that is expensive. Thank you.

[A]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

You go, oh, no. I know.

[A]

That's why I was like, no way. Oh, good, man. Clean. Got a lot of text this weekend, so.

[B]

Hey, did you just. You spend a couple hundred on some Yu Gi? Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yeah. No, no.

[B]

Well, if you go. Talk to you tomorrow.

[A]

Yeah, I was. And then now my for you page on Tick Tock is Yu Gi. Oh, box openings. And I'm like, I might bl.

[B]

Cam.

[A]

Like, I don't.

[B]

Like, this is.

[A]

It's not what I signed up for.

[B]

You. You didn't sign up for it, but you rekindled it. You rekindle it. Hey, Robbie. Hey, Robbie. We're going to wait till the end to play with the gift.

[A]

Robbie is. That kid is.

[B]

He's literally downloading the app right now. He's downloading the app right now, opening it. We turn to look at Pierce. Pierce, like, holy, this thing's cool.

[A]

You see Pierce, like, running around.

[B]

He's like, oh, my God. It gets every step. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. You.

[B]

You rekindled that flame for me. Did I tell you the story about.

[A]

Adult money on kids?

[B]

We were at your house, and you literally say, hey, watch this. In a $200 remote control car came around the corner.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I went, bro, that's sick. But why'd you get that? And you literally looked at me with complete seriousness. You went, I'm a grown man. I can get whatever I want. And I went, God, isn't that the truth? And I just went back home and I went, like, I used to love this. Now I have my own money that I can spend on whatever I'm going to. To re getting that hobby. Dude, it's been fun.

[A]

It's the best. I'm telling you.

[B]

It really is. It's like. It's like a new, like, sense of your youth.

[A]

It goes downhill from there, though, bro. It's like, oh, no.

[B]

It becomes obsession.

[A]

It starts to become like anything like you thought of as a kid. Like, I ordered a Fushigi the other day. Like, you know, the mag. Know it's a scam, but I always wanted it on the commercial.

[B]

I want to do the scam.

[A]

And you and Zoo pals, the. The plates.

[B]

Remember?

[A]

Because I remember.

[B]

God, they're still in business.

[A]

Yes, bro. They're at Walmart.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

Because I remember as a kid, like, they would play the. The commercial, Zoo palace, and then it would say, like, 12.99 for four plates. And I'd be like, mom, I want some zoo pal.

[B]

Stupid 1299 for four plates.

[A]

I said, that's. That's fair. And so now I saw him in the store and I was like, holy. So even, like, in my house, there's Zoo pals, and that's crazy. And I've always been into, like, statues and, like, weird, like, art. I bought a fries.

[B]

Yeah, like. Like, that's fire in 100 video stupid.

[A]

I mean, it's dumb, but, like, it's cool. It's.

[B]

And it makes you feel good. That's the main thing. Happiness is priceless.

[A]

Happiness is priceless. But I want to ask if something does have a price on it, okay. Is there any amount of money, like, realistically, like, not like an astronomic, but is there any amount of money on this earth that would get you to stop speaking to me forever? Tax free cash.

[B]

I go, whoa.

[A]

You live your life however you want it. You cannot text, talk to, or interact with Peyton Harden. Would you do it for how much money?

[B]

Now, the crazy part is, I know your number. Not only are you gonna say yes, it's gonna be so low. It's gonna be so disrespectfully low. I would say I could go both routes. My heart says no, I would never take that. Okay, So I love you and I want to be. I want the relationship with you. Now. My. My other heart, the business heart, and you're creeping into it, says, take a ton of money, split it with me, and then let bygones be bygones.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm gonna go with my heart, though. I'm gonna say no. I'd rather have you and everything we have together in our synchronicity than money.

[A]

I remember I used to be like you. I really did used to be that pure and be like, you know, there's value in relationships and love. But then I realized how the world works, and I was like, I don't want to stress about anything anymore. If that comes at the cost of hippie, sayonara. How much?

[B]

How much? And it bet.

[A]

No.

[B]

Now, before you answer this. If it is, I have a number. If it is, is egregiously disrespectful.

[A]

I have enough.

[B]

Then we. We have to. We need to have like a go on like a three day sabbatical. You got to think about it, like relationship.

[A]

You got to think about it like this. A guy just comes up to you. I didn't plan on this. It's not like I get to sit down and think. A guy comes up to me, right?

[B]

Cold, hard cash, non taxable.

[A]

Fifty million. Fifty million.

[B]

Fifty million.

[A]

50 million. Kim, I would. I might. I mean. I mean, honestly. I mean honestly.

[B]

You want to know the difference in our hearts? Yeah. I said it couldn't be anything lower than a billion in my mind. Really?

[A]

That's crazy. So someone comes up with $900 million cash. You're $900 million cash. And you. They said just don't talk to Payton.

[B]

No, because I need at least a billion. So we can split it 505.

[A]

No. What? Displays on options. All yours.

[B]

It's all mine. So I can do whatever I want.

[A]

But if you. If we find out you did, that would be an interaction with Peyton.

[B]

No.

[A]

Transferring money is an interaction.

[B]

No, it wouldn't.

[A]

It's my scenario. Oh, dude, that made me mad. Oh, dude, that made me mad. That's my scenario.

[B]

I would just send 500M's to the studio account, then I'm done. That's no interaction with you. But if that's against the code, then I would not take any sort of money.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I'm not taking sort of money.

[A]

I mean, that shows our hearts.

[B]

You said 50 million.

[A]

It doesn't.

[B]

And I don't get from it.

[A]

No, 50. You get to know that your best friend that you love so much is so well off. Wow. Wow. I'm so happy for him. I wonder what island he just bought.

[B]

You want to know the worst part.

[A]

About that whole thing? Yeah.

[B]

The worst part. If you got 50 million, you're never working a day the rest of your life. No, but because of the clause, I can't even get all the logins to everything to keep the ship running. I am stranded. I've got. I'm just. I'm done.

[A]

Start from new.

[B]

I go, hell, I got like six out of 10. Those are the four. I don't. I need those four. I need those logins, and then I'm just done. You cook.

[A]

You can Start, like, I don't know studios. Like, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what happened.

[B]

Don't trust loyalty studios.

[A]

And then you.

[B]

And then, oh my God. Wait, so do I. In this scenario, do I still know you exist?

[A]

No. Every. You just simply cannot interact or speak to me or talk to me.

[B]

So I'm going to see your posts of you in like Barbados.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. Cam, if I get that much money, people are going to think I died. I'm not. I'm not talking. I might not talk to them too. I swear to God, if I get. If I get 50 or what I say 50. $50 million. I mean, Pierce would have to put lost and found pictures up for me. Like. Like, please find Peyton. I'm not talking to anybody. Okay.

[B]

What if. Right now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This was a super. Planted in your subconscious. And I go, well, you know, we really pulled together as a company and we wanted to say thank you to CEO Santa. Here's 50 million cash. I had it in a crate right here. What would you do? Honest reaction. I'd be like, right now in the.

[A]

Middle of recording, genuinely, I would not believe that it's real money.

[B]

But what if, like, what if like a.

[A]

We could not come up with.

[B]

No, I mean, that is absolutely.

[A]

If y' all came up with 50 million, I'd be like, what happened?

[B]

Let's say. Let's say someone is around the corner and they come around and they're like a world renowned banker and they have the certificate and it's all real. No fake dollars, nothing.

[A]

Yeah, like Warren Buffett.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, sure. Is that a rich guy? Sure.

[B]

Even better yet, to make it more realistic, let's say it's Elon and he just had a. It was a giveaway and you were the. We were the winner. We gave it to you.

[A]

That's a crazy giveaway.

[B]

Yeah, it's 50 million. Tax. Tax purposes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I have to give away $50 million right now.

[A]

And so. But I knew it came from a rich person.

[B]

Part of the scenario. And I go, right now?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Put your money where your mouth is. You have to take this. And you can never speak, see, interact with me, my son. You can never hug me. You can never grab that white haunch on the back end of me ever again.

[A]

Oh, dude. I would cry for about four days and then I'd enjoy that. Yeah. And I'd look up and be like, wow, there really are stars on the roof of this car. Wow, this is nice. Man. Man, I wonder what public school Malachi's in. I don't know, man. This is nice, huh?

[B]

I would probably take the whole drive home like this. Yeah, he actually did it. He actually took it.

[A]

You couldn't blame me, though, could you, brother?

[B]

We are. The company already won the 50.

[A]

Oh, the company won it.

[B]

Yeah, it is. But we won the Elon giveaway.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We could have dispersed the 50. We could have just banked the 50. Oh, not even. But you got that situation, and you took it.

[A]

Yeah. Break all of 10,000, Split it evenly.

[B]

You take it, can't talk to anybody ever again.

[A]

Oh, taking. Can't talk to anybody ever again.

[B]

That's crow. Okay, okay.

[A]

That's unfair that I split it.

[B]

Now, this. Now this. Now this is. This is a true. Is he an. Or is he. We split it 50. 50, 25 goes to you. The other 25 is dispersed evenly, or you get all 50.

[A]

I don't want it to be 25, 25. I want it to be like 45, 15.

[B]

We're either splitting 50, 50, and then our 50 gets dispersed, or you get all 50 million.

[A]

45, 15, right. Is 50.

[B]

45, and 15 is 60%. That's 60 million.

[A]

Yeah. Now that. Where's the other 10? No, wait, who's this getting split between?

[B]

You're.

[A]

Oh, then all three, y'. All.

[B]

And. And c. No. Okay. Oh, you know what? Oh, my. Okay, this is the last straw. This last straw. 40 M's go to you. $40 million. 50 out of the 50.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

2.5. 2.5.

[A]

2. 5.

[B]

2.5.

[A]

I would want you to get more.

[B]

Well, there we go. I go. Sorry, boys, but now we're talking. I go.

[A]

I go.

[B]

Come on. Okay, 7.5. We go 1, 1, and then.5.

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[A]

Rest of the episode. You should know podcast.

[B]

All right, CEO Santa. Thank you. Thank you so much. That was honestly amazing. But I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

What's up, man?

[B]

And this. This might seem like a little backhanded because you just did something so gracious, so loving, but it is the Christmas episode. It is Christmas season. So you're gonna do some Christmas riddles. We gotta do some Christmas riddles and that.

[A]

And see, that's why I don't. That's why. That's why. If I got a hundred million dollars, I'm not talking to you. You can't.

[B]

You can't deter me from my plan. Just like I said. What if I was like, oh, no. No gifts. No gifts. Nope.

[A]

You had that.

[B]

We have some riddles locked and loaded.

[A]

And I'm starting to not look forward to holidays, because every time there's a holiday, I get a riddle. I don't like this. All right, let's go.

[B]

It's, like, safe, just different.

[A]

Yeah. Let's go.

[B]

All right, all right.

[A]

Do y' all believe in me? Let's get a. Come on. Let's get it. Here we go.

[B]

Let's go, Santa.

[A]

You can do it.

[B]

You can do it.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

May the riddles commence.

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

Johnny's lineage goes back 300 centuries.

[A]

Black or white, black or white, where was he at? What side of history was he on? Here we go. Here we go.

[B]

A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day.

[A]

First of all, that.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No. Did you see how quick he ran to go get a whiteboard? No, that's up now.

[B]

That.

[A]

That's. That's messed up. I mean, there was absolutely no belief as soon as he heard a number.

[B]

Johnny's got 12. Pierce it. I got your boss. He said, no worries. It is over there.

[A]

It is. It's Actually, I put it over there, so. No, I put it by the clothes over there somewhere. Anyway, I can get this in my head. Believe in me.

[B]

I don't know. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its numbers. So one. Yeah.

[A]

Each on a day matching its numbers. That's what Milo had in that show. That's a problem. So when you match things with colors, isn't it?

[B]

No, that was colors and numbers. And he was abducted. Hot take.

[A]

Bad parenting.

[B]

Bad. Terrible husband. Just.

[A]

Aw.

[B]

I mean, awful.

[A]

Oh, he was a bad human being.

[B]

Awful father. Just bad person at that point. Very bad person.

[A]

Mother needs to get looked at too.

[B]

Little bit.

[A]

Little bit.

[B]

How do you not see any signs? Here we go. Whiteboard in hand, expo in the other. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its number. One on day one. Two on day two.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Etc. Etc. How many total gifts did the child receive?

[A]

One. One. Two. Two. Three. Three. Four. Four. Five. Five.

[B]

Your fours, by the way, I might add, if there was one more digit added to your fours in the same way you drew that, we'd be in trouble. That looks like propaganda. Your fours are so close to something that we do not stand for. That is. I mean, that is. That's bad.

[A]

That's actually funny. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That sounds good. That's not what I meant. Sorry, Pierce. Sorry. Okay. No.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

There we go. I need a calculator.

[B]

Let's get to. Dude.

[A]

So look, I mean, this is easy. It just takes a long time.

[B]

No, it's actually second grade math. Easy 24.

[A]

1 plus 2. 1 plus 2 plus 3 plus 4, plus 5, plus 6, plus 7, plus 8, plus 9, plus 10 plus 11 plus 12 equals 78 gifts.

[B]

78 gifts. Good job. First one's right.

[A]

He got 78 gifts.

[B]

Yeah. No. I don't know. I don't even know what his parents do.

[A]

His parents are doctors and lawyers.

[B]

They're doing something. Maybe a little side hustle.

[A]

Thank you, guys. Thank you.

[B]

A good. Good first one. Good first one.

[A]

Can't get an eraser. Thank you, please.

[B]

Thank you, please. It's crazy.

[A]

Ready? Yep. It's actually accurate.

[B]

I wear green in the dark of winter, though I am not warm. I am trimmed, though I'm not clothing. And when I'm dry, I'm thrown away.

[A]

Oh, okay. What am I. So you're. So the first part is you stay in the dark.

[B]

I wear green in the dark of winter.

[A]

You wear green in the dark of winter. Okay, stop.

[B]

Don't get too flustered.

[A]

You are green in the dark of winter.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Green equals winter, though.

[B]

I am not warm.

[A]

Not warm. Okay.

[B]

I am trimmed, though. I'm not clothing trimmed.

[A]

It's a tree.

[B]

And when I'm dry, it's.

[A]

It's a tree.

[B]

I'm thrown away.

[A]

It's tree.

[D]

Wrong.

[A]

When you're dry, you're thrown away.

[B]

What am I?

[A]

Dry. You're throwing what was before dry and thrown away.

[B]

I'm trimmed, though. I am not clothing.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And when I'm dry, I'm thrown away.

[A]

So you. So. So you're green. And you're green in winter.

[B]

I wear green in the dark of winter.

[A]

You're not warm, though.

[B]

I am not warm.

[A]

You're cold, so it's something cold and green. You're trimmed, like, so pubic areas.

[B]

I'm tr. Yeah, maybe. Maybe a little Runway. Little landing strip. I'm trimmed, though. I'm not clothing.

[A]

You're trimmed. That's the part that's making me think pubic area.

[B]

It might be. It sounds very pubicy. Yeah. Sounds sexual.

[A]

And how do you keep yours?

[B]

When I'm driving.

[A]

What's your natural state?

[B]

I've done a landing strip before.

[A]

Right now. Me too.

[B]

A little grizzly.

[A]

Have you ever carved your name?

[B]

Carved my name?

[A]

No, I carved your name. It's easier than mine. Three letters. Five.

[B]

It's a. Your name has six letters. It doesn't have five. You can't make this up. He doesn't know how to spell his own name.

[A]

Whatever, man. Dude, that's why I'm always worried if that's, you know, Oz Pearlman, the guy, the mentalist.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, he.

[B]

You silly. Oh, my God. He'd find out your deepest, darkest secret.

[A]

No, no. My thing is because I watch a lot of his videos and he's like, think of a name. And he goes, doesn't have six letters. So I beat my would be. And that's. I'm worried about him coming here. Like, I want him to.

[B]

You would. You. You would think about this. You would be so bad. You would ruin his mentalist experience.

[A]

Yeah, he'd be like, your PIN number is. And I'd be like, is it.

[B]

Oh, wait, I forgot. It's actually seven digits at the end of the pin.

[A]

He's like, we're going.

[B]

He goes, yeah, we're out of here.

[A]

Green, but not worn. Green. Green in the.

[D]

Not warm.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Trimmed.

[B]

Not clothing.

[A]

Dry. Throw away.

[B]

Throw away. What am I?

[A]

Snowflake.

[B]

Snowflakes are green, Snowflakes are green.

[A]

Hey. Oh, eggs. Eggs Green eggs and ham. Green eggs and ham.

[B]

Eggs green eggs and ham.

[A]

They fed us at an elementary school.

[B]

Someone's mom came in on, like, her day off. She was a stay at home. She made on a little griddle in the back.

[A]

No seasoning or nothing.

[B]

Just straight food coloring.

[A]

Smelled like dogs and whole rooms for.

[B]

The rest of the day. Yeah, eggs was your final answer.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, that's wrong. Your answer's a wreath.

[A]

A wreath.

[B]

A wreath.

[A]

It's a tough word for me.

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Okay, we.

[A]

Hide me up. It was okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Good effort.

[B]

Good answer, good answer. Oh, my God. Us on Family Feud, by the way. Unbelievable. Good answer, good answer.

[A]

We'd fight.

[B]

I stand in the cold.

[A]

It's not a good idea.

[B]

Wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. What am I? Put that creepy grin away. He said, oh, clothes, you know, so you nude. I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning.

[A]

I know what it is.

[B]

And losing my clothes by noon. What am I?

[A]

I know what it is. Go for it. And I learned a lot about my body when I built one of these. The snowman.

[B]

Snowman.

[A]

Is that a snowman?

[B]

Not snowman.

[A]

So I was vulnerable at how I experienced things on a snowman, and I was still wrong. My. My snowman had holes all over it. I mean, it looked like it got hit by a bunch of BB guns.

[B]

You got caught in crossfire and airsoft battle.

[A]

Just because I was a curious boy.

[B]

He said, oh, God, it's cold. I stand in the cold wearing white every morning. And this is the part you need to keep focus on. And losing my clothes.

[A]

I'm not a hair from this. Go ahead.

[B]

And losing my clothes by noon. By noon. Okay. If you get another wrong guess, we'll workshop.

[A]

Okay. So noon. Something happens in the cold.

[B]

Wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. What am I?

[A]

And it's not a snowman.

[B]

You just said it perfect. Something happens at noon. What typically happens at noon?

[A]

Lunch. Lunch happens.

[B]

Good answer, Good answer. Good answer. Lunch.

[A]

You can't tell his family watching.

[B]

That's in there.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so, no, lunch wasn't my guess. It was like, oh, okay.

[B]

Yeah, it was a clue. Horrible clue. What else happens at noon? So I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. I stand in the cold. Where's the cold? What does that mean? They're standing where.

[A]

You know what I just caught myself doing? And I saw it in a comment when I'M thinking I become a mouth breather. And it doesn't help with my unsophisticated. I was like this.

[B]

Oh, my God. Outside is where they're standing. What happens at noon?

[A]

This tornado alarm.

[B]

I knew you were gonna say that. No, the test.

[A]

The emergency signal test.

[B]

No, at noon. It's fair to say that what happened happens at noon. From the cold mornings.

[A]

At noon, sun rises, which means what? It gets hot.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Ice cream.

[B]

Losing my ice cream says guess. Ice cream.

[A]

Steve. Snow harden.

[B]

Family. You got one chance to steal snow. Close, but wrong ice. Close, but wrong Sleet. Snow is not. If there's enough snow, it's not gonna guaranteed leave. Think about something that's very gentle, very fragile. It's gonna leave if it hits noon. Get some heat.

[A]

Why is I think noon's throwing me off? Does it actually. Does it actually matter the time?

[B]

Oh, my God. That was a good one. I mean, that knuckle dug right into that vmo.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

It's gonna bruise.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

I mean, I'm talking bruising.

[A]

Does it actually matter?

[B]

That Norman text can use tonight.

[A]

Does it actually matter the time of the day?

[B]

Yes. Oh, no. I'm done. I'm done.

[A]

I'm done. I'm done.

[B]

Don't spit again. I'm done. Frost. Frost. A morning frost. It's dumb as.

[A]

That's stupid as. Hey, Steve. That's dumb. Give me one more. Give me one more. Give me one more. Good answer.

[B]

Good answer.

[A]

Good answer.

[B]

Good answer. Here we go. Here we go.

[A]

Good answer.

[B]

Give me Peyton.

[A]

I mean, he wants. He wants to work for Family Feud.

[B]

I'm read, but never spoken. Opened, but never unwrapped and placed beneath the tree, though I am not a gift.

[A]

A tree skirt.

[B]

What am I?

[A]

A tree skirt?

[B]

No, sir. No, sir. No.

[A]

It's under the tree.

[B]

I am red, but never spoken.

[A]

So it's red that can't talk.

[B]

Opened, but never unwrapped.

[A]

Open, but never unwrapped.

[B]

Placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift, so it's not right.

[A]

They want you to think it's wrapping paper, but it's not wrapping paper.

[B]

No, sir.

[A]

Open, but red is red. Important.

[B]

I am red, but never spoken.

[A]

That means you can't talk.

[B]

Opened, but never unwrapped.

[A]

Open, but never unwrapped.

[B]

I am placed beneath the tree, though I am a ribbon.

[A]

A bow. A ribbon bow. Good answer.

[B]

Good answer. Good answer. Ribbon. Bow.

[A]

Give me a hint that's not on there. Is it painfully obvious what this thing is? Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, so let's see. Your family has it. Fourth cam has it.

[A]

Don't have it. CEO.

[B]

Santa doesn't.

[A]

I'm surprised because Pierce doesn't celebrate this.

[B]

This thing can be given. On all other occasions, it can be given. This one is just red rocket. It's a specific. What was that? Red rocket. As in a dog wiener. Red rocket.

[A]

Because it could be given on. You ever have a non neutered pup running around? I mean, Malcolm took advantage of some pillows. I mean. I mean, he absolutely ran through some furniture.

[B]

You ready for this one?

[A]

Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

Red rocket.

[A]

Santa's. No, that wasn't my. Okay, but maybe my tree was different. We didn't have much under there. Like, it was just gifts.

[B]

Okay, I. Okay, listen. Go line by line.

[A]

How.

[B]

Line by line. I am red.

[A]

I got that.

[B]

But never spoken.

[A]

So it's something that's red that can't talk. Oh, it's a fire truck. Like.

[B]

Okay, we're gonna. Actually, we're gonna do this quickly. We're gonna do this quickly. I am read, but can't talk. R E A D. Oh.

[A]

R E A D. The New Testament. It's a Bible.

[B]

I am read the book, but never spoken.

[A]

Books don't speak.

[B]

Opened, but never wrapped. Never unwrapped. Rather sorry and placed beneath the tree. Though I am no gift.

[A]

An instruction manual.

[B]

You're getting closer. Believe it or not, instruction manual is a lot better than fire hydrant, dog wiener, or whatever. Your first guess was New Testament and a lot closer than, oh, it's Matthew and Mark.

[A]

Is it the price tag? I'm not understanding.

[B]

I'm Julie, not third one other family Christmas card.

[A]

But you gift Christmas cards. You dumb.

[B]

It's not a gift. It's not a gift Or Christmas cards not gifts? If there's cards not gifts, the card itself is not a gift. No.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

You've never just gifted somebody a card.

[B]

Okay, so if I give you a card that has $50 cash in it.

[A]

Didn't say it had cash in it.

[B]

So if I give you a card.

[A]

Not everybody's fortunate enough for that. Sometimes all you can get. Sorry, you view the lens of your upper middle class. I don't. Right. I'm still with everybody. And so sometimes people can't.

[B]

You have not handwritten a card since 2018.

[A]

You don't know where my hands have gone.

[B]

They're on you. They're not on cards. Pins or cards.

[A]

Listen, you can definitely gift a Christmas card. Some that pop up. Like there's ones that are like 3D and they pop up and they sing the Office or. Or there's some of whatever presidents there at the time.

[B]

Still a card.

[A]

And that's what I'm saying. You can give somebody a card. This is a really cool card.

[B]

It gives traditionally, according to the riddle.

[A]

I don't know. Chat. Put it in the comments below. Is my hair popping out?

[B]

Yes, it is. We want one more simple one since that was a disputed.

[A]

No, I know. I want to end on that.

[B]

Yeah, but you're bad.

[A]

This is a Christmas episode. We're wrapping it up here.

[B]

Pun intended or not.

[A]

We have some. We have something special. Cam, this past weekend, we found out the gender of your baby, right?

[B]

We did. We sure did.

[A]

And in real time. We don't know. Except for Robbie.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

But for. For the. For the you should know fan, we. We recorded the moment we all found out at the dinner reveal. And luckily, this episode has Spotify video, so the people on Spotify can watch it as well.

[B]

Go be a part of it.

[A]

Enjoy finding out the gender of baby number two. You should know podcast. What's up, bubba? Boy or girl?

[B]

I got team boy going two for two.

[A]

Yeah, we'll go the team girl so Liv can have a break running it back.

[B]

Team boy.

[A]

Wait, there's all boys in here. Look at girl.

[B]

I got girl.

[A]

You got boy two years in a row. I'm going girl. I got to go boy. But I wanted to be a girl just for the sake of the battle.

[B]

We love everybody in here. We appreciate you being here.

[A]

All right, five, four, three, two. The you should know podcast.

[B]

All right, everybody, thank you so much for being a part of that special, very, very special moment with us. I'm glad that you got to be there through the screen. You got to witness it in real time kinda whenever we did. So thank you for that. But per usual, we absolutely love each and every single one of you. We cannot wait to see you again next week. 2026 is gonna be an incredible year. It's gonna be amazing. But Merry Christmas. Spend some good time with your family.

[A]

Or don't.

[B]

Everything. Yeah, according to Pete. To hell with your family. But we'll see you under that tree. Koala royalty, you got a very special episode coming to you on Christmas day.

[A]

Five days of Christmas over on Patreon right now.

[B]

First link in the description, click that. Go join the koala club. It's amazing place. Merry Christmas. Confuse the casuals and get your good karma. Very, very, very simple code M. Careful. C. You Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[A]

Merry Christmas.

[B]

Merry Christmas, everybody.

[A]

Merry Christmas, everybody. Remember. Oh, I love doing this because it's Christmas. Whatever. Every two koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you next time. Merry Christmas. And this is the koala bear that made it home. That's.

[B]

Oh, that's one out of ten.

[A]

That didn't.

[B]

That didn't make.

[A]

Oh. So we captured him. He abducted.

[B]

You know, we own a pow.

[A]

You know we own a koala bear. I do know that we got adopted when I tour.

[B]

Yeah, we need to.

[A]

I'm sure he's not with us.

[B]

We need to go visit. He might be dead. Yeah, might have died because in the.

[A]

Picture he didn't look too healthy.

[B]

Really didn't. Kind of old. A lot of.

[D]

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