THE HEAD GAME! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode 197: THE HEAD GAME!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Date: December 29, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant and comedic end-of-year episode, Peyton and Cam celebrate nearly 200 episodes of friendship, hilarious banter, and a dose of serious reflection. The episode is themed around New Year’s traditions, introspective resolutions, friendship dynamics, and their signature playful roasting. They also test their quick thinking in the Headband Game, leading to outlandish guesses and even more relentless teasing. Fans of the show will relish the confessions, deep talk about loyalty, and their irreverent takes on everything from game night etiquette to the future of money.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pre-Show Milestones and Channel Updates

[03:02–05:11]

• Peyton announces the podcast’s approach to its 200th episode, hinting at major surprises and “the drinks will be flowing.”
• Pride in nearing 1 million subscribers: “We are rounding third base to get to 1 million subscribers. I’m ready to slide home daddy.” — Peyton [04:18]

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2. Roasting Each Other’s Outfits & Hygiene

[05:11–13:42]

• The duo rib each other for their style choices. Peyton wears “golf pants,” while Cam gets roasted for his “thugs need hugs” puppy shirt.

• Discussion spirals into their hygiene habits and signature smells.

  • Peyton admits to sometimes wearing socks for up to six days; Cam roasts him:
    “Your pheromones are like old... like a 60-year-old. Dude, you smell like a mothball. Like a pork chop.” — Cam [08:47]
  • Peyton retaliates by calling Cam “vegetative” and claims he gets more negative comments about his scent.

• Hilarious oversharing about cologne use: Peyton claims to have refilled his designer cologne bottle three times in a year, applying it to excessive body parts:
  “I’ve physically watched you shoot Louis Vuitton meteor on your scrotum… I do the nationwide standard: neck, neck, crease, crease, wrist, wrist.” — Cam [09:49]

• Vulnerability emerges around insecurities with fragrance:
  “I’m insecure about my fragrances... I smell for other people. Like, I don’t smell for myself.” — Peyton [12:09]

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3. Gender Reveal Party Mishaps

[13:24–21:01]

• Peyton recounts the mortifying moment at Cam’s gender reveal, showing up in a crop top Christmas sweater (unknowingly revealing his back “tuft” and a little crack).
  “Everybody just saw your tough and a little bit of crack.” — Peyton, relaying his girlfriend’s words [17:14]
• Cam and Peyton riff on trying clothes in public, revealing Peyton’s aversion to fitting rooms and his habit of never trying anything on before buying:
  “I don’t believe in trying on clothes at all. It’s such a nuisance and it’s a hindrance to my day.” — Peyton [19:31]

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4. New Year’s Traditions: Overrated or Underrated?

[24:52–36:27]

• The segment is a spirited debate on the relative value of New Year’s countdowns, food traditions, and party games.

  • Cam thinks countdowns are overrated, Peyton says underrated:

    • “Counting down the ball from 10 to 0... Underrated.” — Peyton [25:26]
    • “You’re absolutely stupid. It is overrated and you know it is.” — Cam [25:27]

  • Hilarious cultural tangent about New Year’s grape-eating and hiding under the table for good luck:
    “If you’re grabbing a grape and your big [self] hitting all fours and getting under my table, I’d literally be like, what the [expletive] are you doing?” — Cam [28:48]

  • Food traditions such as black-eyed peas, lentils, or grape eating:
    Peyton: “Underrated. For the reasons I’ve said, dude.” [30:10]
    Cam: “Overrated. Where’s the chips and queso?” [29:31]

  • Champagne toast: Both agree it’s “underrated,” with self-aware jokes about drinking habits.
    “I’m right on the line of dependent... so underrated.” — Peyton [31:34]

  • Party Games: Peyton finds them overrated with Cam as a competitor. “I would rather do everything in the world... I would not play Sorry or Trouble with you.” — Peyton [33:01]

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5. Confessions, Friendship, and the ‘Lottery Dilemma’

[45:10–54:41]

• Peyton claims he’s never bought a lottery ticket because, deep down, he believes he would immediately win and isn’t ready for that kind of change.

  • “The first time I buy a lottery ticket, I will win. ...I’m not ready to receive that blessing.” — Peyton [46:49]

• Explores hypothetical windfalls and sharing with friends:

  • Cam feels deeply that friends should “break each other off.” Peyton argues expectation is the problem. “If you hit 600 million, you’re not giving me 5 [million]?” — Cam [48:29] “The fact that you expect it is deterring me from giving you anything.” — Peyton [48:50]

• A notably raw moment about giving and friendship:

  • Peyton: “I give so much... through opportunities, financial... I give a lot. [...] Everybody looks at me like I wouldn’t give y’all money.” [53:57]

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6. Is Physical Cash Becoming Obsolete?

[56:07–60:16]

• Peyton predicts cash will be gone in five years, citing “reverse ATMs” at venues and new signage at Target favoring cards.

  • “I think cash and physical money is not going to be a thing in the next five years. I genuinely believe that.” — Peyton [55:56]

• Cam references “the end is near,” joking about Revelations, locust plagues, and the slow death of cash.

  • “Boy, you better turn to that last book...” — Cam [57:33]

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7. 15,000 Calorie Challenge

[61:40–65:39]

• They brainstorm how to eat 15,000 calories of one item in a day.
  • Carnival/fair food comes up as a candidate:
    “I can eat 34 of those [fried Twinkies] in one day. ...I would absolutely hate myself.” — Peyton [63:38]
  • Cam: “Let us know in the comments... I’m going fat, nasty, grossly packed nachos or like a candy dog.” [65:03]

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8. The Headband Game (Head Game Segment)

[67:20–81:38]

• Peyton and Cam take playful shots at each other while guessing “who’s on their head,” using yes/no questions. Over-the-top clues, body humor, and wild guesses ensue.
  • Notably, Peyton gets a notorious Twitter personality after a string of salacious hints:
    “Can I make a guess? Go. Linda the Plug. Deep lore. You said Twitter, you said Twitter...” — Peyton [78:10]
  • Cam’s character: Flavor Flav. Both celebrate their wins with boisterous laughter.
    “Am I Flavor Flav? Yes.” — Cam [79:41]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You smell like the Grim Reaper is just toting behind you. Hey, I’m Peyton. I own everything. This is my friend Death.” — Cam roasting Peyton’s scent [08:57]
• “I’m insecure about my fragrances... I smell for other people.” — Peyton on his cologne obsession [12:09]
• “Everybody just saw your tough and a little bit of crack.” — Peyton’s girlfriend at Cam’s gender reveal [17:14]
• “Counting down the ball from 10 to 0... Underrated.” — Peyton on New Year’s Eve traditions [25:26]
• “If you’re grabbing a grape and your big [self] hitting all fours and getting under my table, I’d literally be like, what the [expletive] are you doing?” — Cam mocking New Year’s eating traditions [28:48]
• “The first time I buy a lottery ticket, I will win. ...I’m not ready to receive that blessing.” — Peyton’s superstition [46:49]
• “The fact that you expect it is deterring me from giving you anything.” — Peyton, on giving friends lottery winnings [48:50]
• “I think cash and physical money is not going to be a thing in the next five years.” — Peyton [55:56]
• “I can eat 34 of those [fried Twinkies] in one day.” — Peyton on caloric challenges [63:38]
• “Am I Flavor Flav? Yes.” — Cam, nailing the Head Game [79:41]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [03:02] Welcome back, episode 197, community announcements
• [05:11] Banter: outfits, hygiene, fragrance overdosing
• [13:24] Crop top sweater mishap at Cam’s gender reveal
• [24:52] “Overrated or Underrated” New Year’s Special
• [45:10] Lottery ticket superstitions and hypothetical millions
• [56:07] Predictions: The end of cash
• [61:40] 15,000 Calorie Challenge
• [67:20] Headband Game (THE HEAD GAME!)

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Closing Vibes

Peyton and Cam’s friendship shines through their playful roasting, candid confessions, and fever-pitch debates. As 2025 wraps up, they urge listeners to reflect, laugh at themselves, and skip the pressure to conform (unless it’s to wash your socks and avoid crop tops at family events). They tease even bigger surprises for the 200th episode and encourage everyone to join their Koala Club (Patreon) for twice the madness.

Final Sign-off:
“Everybody be safe. Uber. Please be safe. Uber. Hey, we love you.” — Peyton [82:58–83:08]

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For Fans and Newcomers

This episode is a microcosm of the YSK Podcast experience: wild stories, heartfelt moments, unapologetic honesty, and relentless humor. Whether you come for the head games, the hot takes, or the frenemy energy, you’ll find plenty to laugh and reflect on.

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Happy New Year from Peyton, Cam, and the You Should Know family!

Transcript

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[Robbie]

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[Peyton]

Once we hit a million subscribers, we have multiple Surprises for you. We have multiple announcements, multiple things for you we cannot wait. Let's make it happen. We are the best family in the world. And even better, we have a really good family reunion over there on the Koala Royal Koala club. Excuse me. Patreon.com youshanod podcast. We got about 36 hours of extra footage each and every single week, this week alone. I mean, come on. Tmt, extendos, ad free, uncensored, and whatever else we got on Fridays. I mean, come on. We love you guys so much. Hit that subscribe button on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast.

[Robbie]

We got co host Cam.

[Peyton]

Back in the studio.

[Robbie]

Back in the studio.

[Peyton]

Back in the studio.

[Robbie]

Back in the studio. Looking on the. And he get the.

[Peyton]

And there it is.

[Robbie]

There it is.

[Peyton]

We got it. We got it here.

[Robbie]

We got it.

[Peyton]

I mean, I said not to, and he did it.

[Robbie]

I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

I said not to.

[Robbie]

That was just. That was just cerebral foreplay right there.

[Peyton]

Back in the studio off that Julio. Cam's got a little. I did it, too.

[Robbie]

See, it's. It's fun. You can't not say. All right, there we go.

[Peyton]

How are we feeling, Bob?

[Robbie]

I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. Penny Stock. Jordan Belfort. What the hell? You look like you're ready to go to a New Year's party right now. Right now. It's 11am I got. You're literally ready to go pop champagne right now. You have slacks.

[Peyton]

These are. These are. These are golf pants. These are golf pants. These are golf fans. These are golf fans.

[Robbie]

Name one club you own.

[Peyton]

Club driver.

[Robbie]

No, you. You don't own a driver.

[Peyton]

It's a. What's the brand? Nixon.

[Robbie]

Nixon. You are ready. You're literally ready to celebrate right now.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you look.

[Robbie]

Not only is it several days earlier, but it's also 11am and we're not going to a party afterwards.

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Robbie]

Yeah, and you're ready to celebrate.

[Peyton]

You look like you stole a middle schooler shirt. You are 27 with two children, and you have a shirt that says thugs need hugs with puppies on it. Grow up. I look like I own a business.

[Robbie]

Yo, you look. No, you look like.

[Peyton]

Ooh, hold on. Do y' all hear that?

[Robbie]

I don't hear it.

[Peyton]

Preppy pee. Preppy pee. Get.

[Robbie]

I don't know what that means.

[Peyton]

Preppy pee. Cause I'm preppy. Preppy pee. Happy pee.

[Robbie]

Oh, it's a lot of pelvis. Pelvis. Preppy pee. Preppy pelvis.

[Peyton]

You know what? You know Honestly, I mean, that's so messed up. I come to work, you know, dressed like I care.

[Robbie]

Yeah, Cam comes like I care.

[Peyton]

You look like you raided a sixth grade lost and found.

[Robbie]

No, I don't.

[Peyton]

Robbie looks like on the part time, he sells eight balls. I mean, and Piercy dresses like a cartoon character. I mean, I could. I could give me $500,000 every Tuesday morning, and I could guess what Pierce is wearing. I'd be like, what Pierce gonna wear big belt buckle.

[Robbie]

Belt buckle, blue jeans, ostrich boots and a YSK shirt.

[Peyton]

I mean, come on. I mean, I mean, whenever Malachi is in the sixth grade, he's got clothes from his dad.

[Robbie]

He sure does. I mean, hey, and whenever your son's born, he's immediately gonna be in a Fortune 500 executive party with the Lululemon dual toned. Dual toned collared shirt with your slacks because you don't own a golf club.

[Peyton]

These are golf pants.

[Robbie]

Lift your lift. I want to see what socks you wearing. I want to see what socks wearing.

[Peyton]

Oh, you got me. You tried to get me and you couldn't get me. You know why? Because Voldemort. I was sleeping in those private socks as well. Those socks that I've been wearing for three weeks. I was sleeping in them. And then she put her head under the covers and she goes, I'm going to leave you if you don't like. I can't. I can't breathe.

[Robbie]

I was just about to say, at what point does it affect others? Because, like, that's an actual question. You think about this. You wear your socks. No joke, no pod. You wear your socks for five to six days. Yeah, that's not. That shouldn't be allowed.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

It should not be a real thing.

[Peyton]

Somebody told me. Somebody close to me told me I smell like I'm in a vegetative state. Like, I've just been stuck. And like, I do have a stale. I have a stale odor sometimes.

[Robbie]

Yeah, your pheromones are like old. It's like the pheromones. Yeah. Like a 60 year old. And I'm like, golly, dude, you smell like a mothball. Like a pork chop.

[Peyton]

Very blue collar odor I have.

[Robbie]

Then you get dressed for work. It's like, oh, he owns a super yacht, but he smells like death. You smell like the Grim Reaper is just toting behind you. Hey, I'm Peyton. I own everything. This is my friend Death. That's how you smell. You smell like he's literally right there. You look great.

[Peyton]

You know, but. But a lot of the time you get more comments about how negatively you smell than I do. Because you try to smell good.

[Robbie]

Sweat like a chimera. I don't like. It's not okay how much I sweat.

[Peyton]

What's a chimera?

[Robbie]

It's a mythical creature. Of course it is. It is. It's a mythical creature.

[Peyton]

Very much a blue tailed, white dragon.

[Robbie]

Blue eyes, white dragon.

[Peyton]

You were close, though.

[Robbie]

It's still got some blood flow. I summoned blue eyes. Okay, sorry, but I'm saying, like, you jokes on you. I activate my trap card mirror force.

[Peyton]

All right, you try to smell good, and that's the thing. You try to smell good, and then it always fails.

[Robbie]

No, you don't want to play this game because. No, no, you don't want to play. No, I don't want to play the try to smell good game. I've physically watched you shoot Louis Vuitton meteor on your scrotum on your actual skinned nutsack.

[Peyton]

I did that before I got my physical.

[Robbie]

I've seen you do that. I have never took cologne of the highest level of oils and sprayed my genitalia. I do the nationwide standard. I go neck, neck, crease, crease, wrist, wrist on pop. Yeah, you go neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, chest, chest, chest, chest, chest, chest, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, sack, sack, butt, go. That's you. That's you. I don't. But I want to play the game of I try to smell good, but.

[Peyton]

The thing is the scent that I am overly spraying, and I'm spraying on probably places that are unhealthy. It smells good after.

[Robbie]

You smell like diapers and formula, whatever selection happened, brother. I go, wow. I start smelling like. I should probably call it a night. I should probably go home, get a shower, get to bed.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you go.

[Robbie]

Oh, we got two more stops.

[Peyton]

That's fine.

[Robbie]

That's you. That's you. You know, you.

[Peyton]

You have.

[Robbie]

You have refilled your bottle of designer fragrance three times in a calendar year. Yeah, that's unheard of.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. No, it's not crazy at all.

[Robbie]

P. You have refilled one. That is, first off, that's the equivalent. Take the refill out. Imagine going through three refills. So four bottles of cologne in one year.

[Peyton]

365 days. I wear it 365 days out of the year.

[Robbie]

But you wear enough for a month. No, it's not one day.

[Peyton]

The reason is because you have a grotesque amount of colognes. 90% of them knockoffs. No, I mean, I know I get. I'M a financial institute or whatever. There's two dudes, there's two dupes. I mean, you got so much clone. I only have one bottle. I have one bottle of cologne. That is my smell.

[Robbie]

It's also not true.

[Peyton]

That's all I have.

[Robbie]

You have the guy with the. You have the guy with the packaging.

[Peyton]

No, no, I haven't had him in, like, a year. That was 2024. That was 2024. We're in 2026 now, Bob. We're getting there now. I'm just saying. And. And I am. That maybe that is a resolution.

[Robbie]

I have less cologne.

[Peyton]

No more options of cologne.

[Robbie]

Oh, there you go. More options of cologne. Yeah, you said that. Yeah, you said that to me. You need to act on that.

[Peyton]

I am insecure about my fragrances. I'm really ins. I smell for other people. Like, I don't smell for myself.

[Josh]

That's your problem.

[Robbie]

You gotta smell for yourself. No, but do something that makes you happy. You get dressed for yourself. Yeah, it's like the same way I get. Hell, I'm in sweats and some nice tinnies.

[Peyton]

I can tell. You dress for yourself. No, I can tell.

[Robbie]

You look like you're about to go acquire someone's business after this. So you do that for yourself. Makes you feel good. Yeah, I smell the way I want to smell. If you don't like it, them.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but that makes other people uncomfortable. Right. And it's.

[Robbie]

Who do I got comfortable and now who do you got to comfort? 2026 is the year of Voldi. The year of you doing it for yourself. Now there's no more fragrances for others. There's no more fragrances for others.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you do fragrances. Voldemort loves me so much that I could literally spray poop sprays on me. And she'd be like, oh, it smells like you.

[Robbie]

She's like, let's snuggle and watch a marathon.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's your smell.

[Robbie]

I mean, it's your smell. Can we quickly talk about that? Going into the new year, you need to understand that you have a. You have a mythical woman.

[Peyton]

Oh, yes. She's right.

[Robbie]

She is not of Earth the way these other women are. Yeah, yeah, she could. If you were selling flavored lollipops, she's first in line. She's buying six of them.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

If you. If you smelled like, oh, give me a big huggy.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

Oh, my tuft hair. It's disgusting. I'm starting to see insects crawl and gather in there.

[Peyton]

Don't worry.

[Robbie]

I'LL get them out.

[Peyton]

Yeah, she's the best. I mean, that's. That's the only way. That's the only way I would find love is if there's somebody like that, you know, I found it. But speaking of my tuft. Right. So we filmed last week's episode before your gender reveal. This is after the gender reveal, right?

[Robbie]

Can I say.

[Peyton]

Can I talk about your gender reveal? Go for it. Let's talk about Cam's gender reveal right now. I know everybody in your family.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

I know everybody on Liv's side, your side, and in between. I know everybody. People, significant others. We've been around each other for almost a decade.

[Robbie]

You're like Nostradamus.

[Peyton]

Yes. I'm like a adopted family member to that family.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

So I'm comfortable with everybody I see. I'm like, you're that white person that lives in Oklahoma. Yep. There's another one. But I know y', all.

[Robbie]

That's.

[Peyton]

You've cooked for me before. There you go. Spit it out. But I appreciate it.

[Robbie]

A lot of salt. I mean, God, just a lot of salt. That is straight from Himalayan. Just salt on salt.

[Peyton]

So I. So this was what happened when I went into your gender reveal and you didn't see this. I. Maybe you did. So I walk into Cam's mansion, right? I walk into the house. Everybody was kind of there already. There's a lot of family that was there. They were all in the living room. Yes, sir. I come in with Voldemort.

[Robbie]

Hey, everybody. What's up?

[Peyton]

Uncle P is here. Yeah. No, I'm not Triple H. I'm not Triple H. Not now. I'm not Triple H. You go way too soon.

[Robbie]

Way too soon.

[Peyton]

I'm still upset.

[Robbie]

I'm so sorry.

[Peyton]

I walk into the house. Everybody is in the living room, right? It's like a big square.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Malachi is there, right? And I love my boy. Malachi is my boy.

[Robbie]

That's your boy.

[Peyton]

As soon as I walk into the house, I'll say my hellos to everybody. Give me my boy. Come. I need to see my nephew. Now. Nephew was feeling a little rambunctious, right? He was. He was in his moving around state. So I see him and he's on the floor. Now everybody's seated, looking at the floor, looking at this beautiful.

[Robbie]

He's the main attraction right now. The party.

[Peyton]

Cam's party gender reveal was like a Christmas themed gender reveal. Yes, sir. And it was optional, but you were instructed to wear a Christmas sweater.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

I got a Ugly Christmas sweater that was too small. Right. Like it was a crop top Christmas sweater.

[Robbie]

It might have been a medium. And I don't know. I don't know how that was purchased. Like, I don't know how you didn't go, holy, this is small. I saw all of your navel.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So I didn't realize that until the party when I put it on. And so I see Malachi, I see Malachi and I'm so excited. I want to hug him. To hug him. I'm six foot eight. I didn't want to say the. You know what I mean?

[Robbie]

Good man.

[Peyton]

Good man.

[Robbie]

Leave that in the past.

[Peyton]

There we go.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God. Leave that new year.

[Peyton]

Leave six, seven in the new year. Six, seven. And so. So I'm six foot eight. Malachi is two foot. Even if that. So I've been down to go see Malachi. Everybody's talking, oh, Uncle P, how are you, Peyton? How's everything going? How's the new truck? How's your mom? How's your dad?

[Robbie]

I'm like, good, good.

[Peyton]

Hear me? Or Malachi. And I bend down like so.

[Robbie]

Impressive knees already.

[Peyton]

I'm bending down like so. Talking to my nephew. Now, remember, I got a crop top sweater on. I feel cold down my back.

[Robbie]

I feel a breeze.

[Peyton]

When I say, the room went silent. Everybody went, yeah. I'm like, what the. Everybody gets so quiet.

[Robbie]

Did I grab the kid wrong? What am I doing?

[Peyton]

I look back, just look at everybody. Everybody's like this. Everybody's looking up that new bulb.

[Robbie]

You got a new bulb up there, Cam?

[Peyton]

Voldemort goes, peyton, come here. She takes me to the next room. She goes. She goes, babe, you gotta put on an undershirt. And I said, why, what happened? She goes, babe, everybody just saw your tough and a little bit of crack.

[Robbie]

We got plumber Pete at the party. He goes, oh, come here. It's just pure, just. I mean, dark haired.

[Peyton]

And it's like. And this is the first time I haven't shaved my tough in a lot.

[Robbie]

Like, I've gone through it is. It's disgustingly thick. You are prepared for hibernation.

[Peyton]

No, no, I can't get demonetized again. I literally can't afford it. And so, like, this is like two minutes into the party, everybody has seen my, my, the top. My little nub on the top of the crack and all my tuft. It's embarrassing.

[Robbie]

God, you do have a little nub.

[Peyton]

I do have a little nub.

[Robbie]

A little extra bone back there.

[Peyton]

I'm thinking at one Point. I had a tail.

[Robbie]

I think you did too.

[Peyton]

Not the one I purged.

[Robbie]

Yeah, I think your dad one day just got ready.

[Peyton]

Say, not my boy.

[Robbie]

Not my boy.

[Peyton]

Come here.

[Robbie]

Preston.

[Peyton]

Look away.

[Robbie]

You just went. And then you became fully human. And that was your origin story.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So like all your family saw my tough and I. I felt the uncomfortability immediately.

[Robbie]

Now I. Oh, I was about to go down the funniest of path, but I don't want to do it. Why?

[Peyton]

Why? Go ahead.

[Robbie]

There could have been someone there that saw the tusk, then had some racist comments.

[Peyton]

No way. No way. Somebody said something. Rachel.

[Robbie]

No, not actually. Oh, not actually. I'm saying. But we know who would.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I knew it. I knew it. Boy. I told you not to let him in.

[Robbie]

I kicked him out. He said, get him off my grandbaby.

[Peyton]

I mean. I mean, that is. You gotta love family, man. I love. Gotta love him.

[Robbie]

I love it.

[Peyton]

Gotta love him.

[Robbie]

That sweater though, like, genuinely, it was worse. It was so. No, no. The sweater was lit. You're tripping. It had batteries.

[Peyton]

Literally lit. It had lights on it.

[Robbie]

Yeah, that was small, bro.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Robbie]

That's the thing that irks me when you don't. When you don't try on.

[Peyton]

I don't believe in trying.

[Robbie]

And that's so backwards from society.

[Peyton]

I hate it.

[Robbie]

When you go to buy you. You buy a car, you test drive.

[Peyton]

It, you look at it, truck I just bought and test drive it. I don't like trying stuff.

[Robbie]

That is true. But that's. That is so strange.

[Peyton]

No, it's not. You buy a pair of shoes, you.

[Robbie]

Put it on your foot, you see if it feels good.

[Peyton]

Nope, I don't do that. I genuinely don't believe on trying.

[Robbie]

You need to be studied. It's not. That's not. You're like. You're like 1.1 of the.

[Peyton]

I don't believe in trying on clothes at all. It's such a nuisance and it's a hindrance to my day. And it leaves so much room for error.

[Robbie]

How?

[Peyton]

Yes, it does.

[Robbie]

I would argue it is literally the complete opposite.

[Peyton]

How so?

[Robbie]

Buying some without trying it on is the ultimate room for error. Oh, my God. This thing's way baggier than I thought. Holy. This is way too tight. You try it on, you see exactly how the garment fits.

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying yes, it will tell you if it fits or not. I'm talking about getting to that point. I hate it. I hate grabbing something off the rack in my Heart. I like it right in my heart. I'm like, I know I want this. Yes, I want this. So if normally, if I want something, I'm just gonna get it right.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I'll take what comes with it.

[Robbie]

I could never. You are just a goblin.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I want to see if that shirt gives me. I want to see if my love handles are poking.

[Peyton]

No, those are thoughts I don't have.

[Robbie]

Exactly. But I need to know.

[Peyton]

And so. But I hate going to the line. The line is long, right? Everybody's sitting there waiting. I'm standing too long already. And then. I don't like getting undressed anywhere where I'm not going to sleep, showering, or I don't like. Those three things have to happen for me to get undressed. I have to sleep shower. Those three things gotta happen all three.

[Robbie]

At the same time.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. They can happen separately. Okay.

[Robbie]

I was about to say sleep shower.

[Peyton]

Sleep showers. Sss.

[Robbie]

Sleep showers.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I might have a kink then for getting. Getting. For trying stuff on. I hate it. I literally won't purchase. It'll be a brand.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

That I currently own.

[Peyton]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Robbie]

I own the same shirt. It's just a different color I'm trying on.

[Peyton]

But isn't it weird? I don't like. And don't you feel constricted and confined in those.

[Robbie]

In those.

[Peyton]

In those. In those. In those fitting rooms?

[Robbie]

They are quite small. And I always have a fear that the lockers. That the locks never lock. That someone could just walk right in and they just see me, flaccid as can be.

[Peyton]

Now.

[Robbie]

I'm not butt naked. I'm not butt naked, but my undies are super tight. I mean, I'm salted cashew. I'm gummy worm. I'm itty bitty right now. Cold as outside. There's no blood flow. I didn't go to the gym this morning. I'm small, man. I don't want you to see that. And then, let alone I haven't shaved my chest hair. It's patchy as a. Yeah. And I'm. It's not a good sight.

[Peyton]

And so now you're starting to get my point. And then once you try it on, you either face. Oh, I like it. But now I got to get redressed. Or two.

[Robbie]

I love that, though.

[Peyton]

Or two. I don't like it. And I just wasted my time.

[Robbie]

It's not a waste, though. You went through an experiment. It's not a waste. You're thinking it's a waste.

[Peyton]

It is a Waste.

[Robbie]

It's a learning experience. Oh, this shirt doesn't fit. This brand doesn't fit me. We move on. So now the next time, you don't fool yourself again. And it's Darwin, and this might be.

[Peyton]

A problem with me. I never fully search the store before. Oh, we know.

[Robbie]

Oh, we know before.

[Peyton]

Hold on. I never fully search the store before going in to try stuff on. I'll find one thing, go try it on, then find another thing, go back and try it on. So I've made six down and back to the fitting room, and I don't like it.

[Robbie]

That's your problem. No, no accurate representation of us. If we went to go shop. This is the product. This is me. Hey, bro, you just gonna hang around here? I'll do whatever I want.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Robbie]

I go, well, I'm gonna go try the shirt. I just wanted to kind of re link with you, cuz you're my friend. You, bro, that's me. And I go. I go, all right, I'll find you. We're both tall. I go in, try it on, come out. Let's say it didn't work, bro. It didn't work. I left it on the rack. He goes, bro, you're such an idiot. And this is Pete. Yeah, I'll get that. Hold that for me. Yeah, go buy it. That's me. That's me.

[Peyton]

He's like.

[Robbie]

He's like, this is cool. It's not the best, but. But I'll take two.

[Peyton]

That's so not true. I hate that. But I hate this narrative, you guys. I know.

[Robbie]

I do that because you hate it. You are. You are a psychopath. Though.

[Peyton]

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[Robbie]

Okay, now, honestly, this kind of. This transitions. Well, I was going to ask you this.

[Peyton]

Yeah. We're.

[Robbie]

We're headed into 2026. This is the last episode of 2025. First off, thank you to everyone that stayed the whole year. Everyone in the koala club. Everyone. Patreon. It's only going up in 2026. What are you staring at?

[Peyton]

You're crusty in the face.

[Robbie]

I'm crusty crusts. I have 100% grass fed beef tallow on my face.

[Peyton]

It's maybe that's it, but it's like a little. No, other one. Other one.

[Robbie]

Oh, no, that was crust.

[Peyton]

No, no, the other eye. No, it's. I'm looking at it. It's like you got snowed on.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I mean, you're gross.

[Robbie]

I go, I need a refund.

[Peyton]

Not worth.

[Robbie]

Okay. I want to ask you.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Things around New Year's. I'm going to go down the list. Do you personally. And I'm answer as well. Do you think they're overrated or underrated?

[Peyton]

I'm not so pessimistic.

[Robbie]

I'm going to say overrated or underrated.

[Peyton]

Okay. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, I got so many too. So go ahead. Go ahead.

[Robbie]

All right, I got my list. Are you ready?

[Peyton]

Yes. Let's do it.

[Robbie]

First one, Very simple. It's. It is. I mean, it is the pinnacle of New Year's, either being outside being with a group of people, but counting down the ball from 10 to 0 and then making a big hoorah. Overrated or underrated? 3, 2, 1.

[Peyton]

Underrated.

[Robbie]

You're absolutely stupid. You're absolute.

[Peyton]

It is.

[Robbie]

It is overrated. And you know it is.

[Peyton]

That's the whole point of the day.

[Robbie]

And it's stupid. That's what I'm saying. I don't like that.

[Peyton]

That is completely underrated.

[Robbie]

No, it's not. It is overrated.

[Peyton]

Wow.

[Robbie]

If you're having a good enough time, hopefully by midnight, you're not even ready to count down. You're already. You're already feeling Great. You're 3, 4, 5, 6, 8. Skipped it because we're leaving that you're certain shots deep.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

You're having fun.

[Peyton]

I want to. And it's all.

[Robbie]

There's always a guy that. It's terribly offbeat. Yeah. I'm like Slow down.

[Peyton]

That.

[Robbie]

That I think. Okay, now, honestly, now that I'm reflecting, I think it's my adhd. No, I don't like it. Because if we're not all in unison.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, it's because you're not a good public kisser. No, that's why you don't like it. Have you ever seen. That's why. Honestly. What? Yes or no? Yes or no? Yes or no?

[Robbie]

Sweet, good tongue. Loved my wife in.

[Peyton]

Behind closed doors.

[Robbie]

I'll do it in front of the world.

[Peyton]

No, listen. Yes or no? How long. We've all known Cam for years. Have you ever seen him kiss his wife in public? 3, 2, 1. Cam is a weird. On the cheek. He is not a. He's not a public kisser. He's weird. It's because the chin. It's a lot.

[Robbie]

It's the chin. First off, the discussions, the ball drop y' all give. It's not the kiss. We'll get to the kiss.

[Peyton]

No, but I'm saying. But the kiss. It's the anticipation. It's like you have your significant other there or some random broad, and then you're like, three, two, one. And it's magical. You're counting down the final days of this year. This year's never going to happen again. In.

[Robbie]

Exactly. Good riddance.

[Peyton]

See, because that's you. You've never had a positive year. You're just.

[Robbie]

No, I love my years and I love my life, but we're on to the next. We're on to the. I don't need. I don't need to count down a box, let alone. Let alone if you're the people there in person. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Robbie]

If you gather in Times Square with a million Souls, okay, in 20 degree weather, to go. Get the camera, get care.

[Peyton]

Get the.

[Robbie]

Take the picture. Take the picture. What? No. That sucks.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie. Now.

[Robbie]

You wake up January 1st with a. A nose cold. No, no.

[Peyton]

This is the thing, okay? Don't let me in with the. The people that are in New York waiting. They're like the New Year's equivalent of furries. I mean, they wear, like, diapers and I mean, it is insanity. That's insane. They got big Planet fitness hats.

[Robbie]

And the amount of. The amount of times that I've physically watched the error of a broadcast.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I've looked at my tv. The ball's on the ground, the fireworks are going off, but on the broadcast, they're like, four, three. I'm, like, already popped and someone messed up.

[Peyton]

There's a Delay. Okay, but that's. You saying that the countdown isn't worth it is like decorating your house for Christmas and you just skip the presents. You all this lead up in anticipation to this one thing, and you're just like, this is the worst part. The gifts.

[Robbie]

See, I don't. I don't know, bro.

[Peyton]

I just bodied that. I'm not gonna lie. I just bodied that.

[Robbie]

Okay, next.

[Peyton]

Okay. Can I. One more thing.

[Robbie]

You go, no, I really like this ball.

[Peyton]

One more thing. And. And the countdown. That's when you get your grape and you hide under the table and you just.

[Robbie]

I mean, you just went right to my next thing. What? Over or underrated? People that do food, traditions. You're taking a grape and you're getting under a table for what?

[Peyton]

Now that might be racist.

[Robbie]

Are you a dog? Are you a literal canine?

[Peyton]

No, no, no. That might be. That might be. That might legitimately be. How is that racist? That might be.

[Robbie]

How is that racist?

[Peyton]

That might be patrol.

[Robbie]

If you're grabbing. If you're grabbing a grape.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

And your big. Hitting all fours and getting under my table, I'd literally be like, what the are you doing?

[Peyton]

Now the hiding is an option. What is?

[Robbie]

I don't even know the significance.

[Peyton]

I think it's for good luck and it's like, to hide from. But I think that's what it is.

[Robbie]

Evil eye.

[Peyton]

I think that's what it is. You pop the grape. My ex. She was. They. That family taught me that.

[Robbie]

Oh, okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I think that's That. I think that's that culture.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

And it was cool because I got these purple grapes, and I think green grapes meant something else. I mean, I didn't really parti. I was getting cheated on. I don't remember. I was all over the place. I was like, you.

[Robbie]

You.

[Peyton]

You. Who? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who's on this party.

[Robbie]

If you're grabbing a grape and you're hiding from the evil eye under a table, or if you're grabbing black eyed peas and lentils, all that sucks.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Hey, where's the chips and queso and the buffalo wings? I don't want a grape. And black eyed peas.

[Peyton]

You're very pessimistic. I thought I was gonna be more pessimistic. I think I like cheer and folly.

[Robbie]

Lol. Yeah. I like a falala.

[Peyton]

Lol. No, you don't.

[Robbie]

Yes, I do.

[Peyton]

I feel bad for Malachi.

[Robbie]

No, Malachi. I'll do these things.

[Peyton]

You're not Gonna let him hide under the table?

[Robbie]

I'm only gonna say, son. Stand on your two feet. You don't get. You don't bend a knee for no man, especially no artificial man dropping a ball. No, you don't bend your knee. Get up now, boy. Get your. Get your up, boy. Get your up, boy. You're grounded. All 20, 26. Get upstairs, boy. No, boy. That's what I'm a hit. Okay.

[Josh]

Over.

[Robbie]

Underrated.

[Peyton]

All the.

[Robbie]

The food, traditions, Black eyed peas, the lentils, the cornbread, the grapes.

[Peyton]

Underrated. Underrated. For the reasons I've said, dude.

[Robbie]

Overrated. Do you have another one to the next?

[Peyton]

Yes. Let's do this one.

[Robbie]

Let's do this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Unbutton.

[Peyton]

Unbutton that.

[Robbie]

Other buttons. Oh, God. Let that. Let that dove breathe. Oh, that dove suffocating. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, the pigeon suffocating. Oh, no, your pigeon suffocating. Oh, no, he's free.

[Peyton]

Oh, he's crying.

[Robbie]

Oh. Oh, my God. We're starting 2026 just how we left off, boys and girls. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Someone getting water. This is not good. No, no, he's doing the fake movements. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, when he starts rocking, he starts. Oh, he doesn't know what to do, but his body's. It's so much happening. He's trying to. You look like you just came up from water.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow, wow, wow. You ever been there before? Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

I don't even know where you just went. I don't know where you went. You went. You went in a black hole. It's not a pigeon you end up on. It's a pigeon. Pigeons are dumb. It's a dumb. Okay, here we go.

[Peyton]

Ready.

[Robbie]

The champagne flutes and the toast at New Year's. You know how typically everyone's waiting, you do your kiss. What not. And then you take your shot. Over. Underrated.

[Peyton]

Is it just the champagne you're asking me about?

[Robbie]

Champagne, liqueur, anything?

[Peyton]

Well, I'm. I mean, I'm right on the line of dependent. So I. I would say. I would say underrated. Yeah, I'm dependent on that.

[Robbie]

Good job. That's solid.

[Peyton]

I'm like, sure.

[Robbie]

Okay, here we go. This is a big one.

[Peyton]

Literally, yesterday I said, I'm not drinking, and I got over one shot. I was like, let's do it. I mean, I'm easy. I'm easy, bro. Dariel said. Dariel said, hey, try to take a shot. Yeah, Come on.

[Robbie]

You go, dude. All right, bro.

[Peyton]

You're like, if everybody's doing. I was the first one he asked. First one he asked. And I got the shot first. And I was like, where's everybody else?

[Robbie]

Okay. Playing games, right at the party. So, like you said, the whole you're.

[Peyton]

About to get me started is around the ball drop.

[Robbie]

You play games, you're doing all these things. Ready? Playing games at the New Year's party. Ready? Three, two, one. Underrated.

[Peyton]

Overrated.

[Robbie]

Stupid idiot. See you. You are so materialistic. Oh, my God. It's such a FA lala jolly lala jolla ball season. It's so much festive in the air. Give me my grapes and tables to hide under. I can't wait to kiss you in the mouth of my tongue in front of all of our friends right when the ball drops. I just want to play Twister, maybe some quip Lash. I want to play something fun. Give me some checkers.

[Peyton]

Wait, am I playing the games with you?

[Robbie]

You're playing with the whole group.

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying, are you there?

[Robbie]

Yes. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's on you. It's on you. It's on you. No, no, Cam. Cam is. And I legitimately mean this. I legitimately. Bottom of my heart. Go. And your wife. Both of y' all together. I hate playing games with you.

[Robbie]

That's so rude.

[Peyton]

Like, you're. You're my best friend. I love. I love you with everything. With everything. I would do. I would rather do everything in the world. Road trip, skydive. Like adventure through caverns. I out. Sorry or trouble.

[Robbie]

Yeah, why censor it?

[Peyton]

Why? Why?

[Robbie]

Why explain it? I hate to not make a bold. Because first of all, have an explanation.

[Peyton]

Because playing games, the point of it is to have fun. That's why we're all here.

[Robbie]

Okay, fair. I can agree.

[Peyton]

Cam is like. We're gonna spend 30 minutes on rules, and you better understand these rules.

[Robbie]

And you want to know why?

[Peyton]

And.

[Robbie]

And I'm gonna make this very clear. Last night is a perfect example.

[Peyton]

And then he goes like this. And like, God forbid, we're drinking, having fun. There's side conversations. Big ears, Big ears. Everybody listen.

[Robbie]

Big Ears, that's not true.

[Peyton]

Whenever I speak, you make a bubble. And I'm 26. Waterfall, I'm 26 with my girl. Like this.

[Robbie]

That's not true. That's not true.

[Peyton]

And then, God forbid, we start the game. We start the game, and somebody makes a.

[Robbie]

Just one.

[Peyton]

Like, it's a fun. Like, oh, I'm gonna make a little joke.

[Robbie]

That's how you Play. That's not true. That's not true.

[Peyton]

And if somebody's on your team and.

[Robbie]

They'Re messing up, who's that? That's also not true. That's not true. I did not let a single. What you doing? Rip. Here's. Now, this is a perfect. This is the perfect thing to bury this last night. Y' all can make fun of it. You can call me corny, ultra competitive.

[Peyton]

Whatever, all of the above. What I did.

[Robbie]

If I didn't do, the process of playing the games would have took way longer.

[Peyton]

You say that every time. You say that every time, and you make it longer.

[Robbie]

And you know what I'm gonna do?

[Peyton]

You make it longer.

[Robbie]

You know what I'm gonna do?

[Peyton]

Shut up.

[Robbie]

You know, I'm literally gonna. I'm just gonna let.

[Peyton]

Thank you. You say every time.

[Robbie]

You can't. Your heart can't do it because you can't. One else is because.

[Peyton]

Are we.

[Robbie]

Are we trying to play the game?

[Peyton]

Yes. We're just chilling, dog. We don't get.

[Robbie]

No, fine.

[Peyton]

Just chilling. We're gonna get it to it.

[Robbie]

All right. Did I. Oh, my. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

You're like, no, that doesn't make sense with the algebraic.

[Robbie]

No, let's keep it competitive.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh.

[Robbie]

Maybe two. Two months ago. Two, three months ago on the Royalty live stream, I'm saying the rules. Y' all start making fun of me.

[Peyton]

Because it took so long. It took so long.

[Robbie]

I'm taking so long and talking. I go, all right, y' all gotta it. I go. I'm sitting.

[Peyton]

No, no, but this different.

[Robbie]

Y go. It went completely sideways.

[Peyton]

No, no, this is the difference. This is the difference. Thank you. No, no, we didn't. We didn't say it because you said. I'm not going to say it. You said because you. You. Like, it was. You were sad. You shut down.

[Robbie]

No, no, it's to prove a point.

[Peyton]

I prove a point. No, you were sad.

[Robbie]

I said, oh, here we go again. I'm trying to get the ball rolling. Y' all make fun. I'mma let y' all do it. And then we sat there and Three times in the first round. Wait, wait, how do we. Wait, who's it? Wait, who's winning? How do we.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but that's fine. Like, I'm like, that's fine. Like, it's. We're not. You know what I mean?

[Robbie]

I know, but it's. I think I should not get criticized.

[Peyton]

I think you should tone it down. I'm not saying to stop. I'm saying relax a little bit. That's the thing.

[Robbie]

I don't ever think. I think y' all make it more. I don't think I'm that like.

[Peyton]

No, no. I remember you hit. You hit. You hit a. This. A leg extension with this. Yesterday said, what are you doing?

[Robbie]

To who?

[Peyton]

I can't say the name.

[Robbie]

When did I do that?

[Peyton]

I said, oh God, he's serious. Well, okay.

[Robbie]

Well, also, we were also. But that's also me drinking and fun too.

[Peyton]

He didn't drink.

[Robbie]

In fact, I was under the influence. All right. We were all having a good time. So I might.

[Peyton]

I was like, give him another one of those sour patches. Hey, pass another sour patch with a big head. Calm him down. No, I'm just kidding. But that's. That's a good game. Underrated. Overrated. I like that. Happy New Year's to everybody.

[Robbie]

Happy New Year's, man.

[Peyton]

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[Robbie]

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[Peyton]

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[Robbie]

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[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. Going into this last week we naval.

[Robbie]

Is literally a small swimming pool right now.

[Peyton]

We've been searching like different studios. We're moving studios soon. I think we found the one. I know we've said that before but we're like legitimizing contracts right now. I hope it's really good, like genuine, like almost perfect.

[Robbie]

Beautiful, Beautiful.

[Peyton]

For the final talks of it. So 2026. We'll be moving into the new office now. Now I've had this thing recently. My nails are nice, right? They are. This is all gonna make sense. Oh, my nails are like. I mean, I cut myself on my phone because my phone is shattered. And in the club, I sliced it open, bleeding everywhere. Oh, it was in one of y' all shots. I don't know, but I definitely squirted in there.

[Robbie]

That's why I didn't wake up Sunday. I'm just kidding. I literally woke up Monday morning.

[Peyton]

But so I take care of my nails, right? There's paint on them, there's gloss. Like I get them done. So I don't have sharp nails. I don't like, I take care of them, right? Two things happened this week. One, I was getting a massage, right?

[Robbie]

You know, at the end of the.

[Peyton]

Massage, they start getting your fingers right. They go like that and they start pulling like massaging your hand. And so they were doing like the thing where they do that. She made contact with my nail and I felt her skin go under my thumbnail. And she went, oh, like that. She goes. And I was like, like I didn't, like, I didn't open my eyes or anything. I pretend I didn't hear it or I was asleep. I was like. So it was embarrassing. And like she didn't touch me with that hand. The rest of the massage, she's like this.

[Robbie]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So that happened. I was like, that's embarrassing. We went to go to the studio tour, right? And the realtor came up. Older gentlemen, you know, their skin's real.

[Robbie]

Oh, I mean like see through.

[Peyton]

And it's like one of those bruised palms with a lot of veins.

[Robbie]

Oh God.

[Peyton]

That's what he was, right? Right. Robbie goes up, shakes his hand and normally I'm good to shake hands. I can, I can get in there, right Perfectly. But I make my hands strong and stiff. Cuz I'm a man and I wear collar shoes.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

[Peyton]

So he reaches out and I go, I mean, absolutely. Slice his. The whole back of his hand. I mean the whole back it just went. I missed it that bad. And I, I felt me just take like I was like, like, like a rake. And I just felt. Taking old man's skin. Like old man dermo. I was taking it, it was all. And I went like it was under my nails. I saw it under the beds of my nails, so I had to go like this off my pants. I don't know if you saw this, Robbie, that whole tour, he put his hand behind his back, and as we were leaving, he went to shake the hand again. Blood. He was bleeding all the.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God. We're not getting that studio.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

We're not getting it. We're not getting the studio. We got Edward Scissorhands over here, ruined it for us. We're not getting the studio.

[Peyton]

And genuinely, I've been so self conscious. Like, all yesterday when we had that party when I was shaking your. Your girl's hand and all that, like, I was, like, very cautious of where my.

[Robbie]

Yeah, you're like, bending the nails outward. You're like.

[Peyton]

She goes, pierce, that guy Payton has a weird shake.

[Robbie]

She turn around.

[Peyton]

You're just like this.

[Robbie]

No blood, no skin. No blood, no skin.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but I think, like, normally. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Why is it so sharp, though?

[Peyton]

I don't know. I just. I'm strong beds, I guess.

[Robbie]

But you do have big nails, though.

[Peyton]

Like, you.

[Robbie]

You like big nails.

[Peyton]

And all my fingers are crooked, so I can't really control where they go. Yeah, you.

[Robbie]

You go to shake a hand, it's like. It's literally like grabbing barbed wire. You're just like, okay, Peyton.

[Peyton]

Hard.

[Robbie]

You slice them up. They're like. And so you only see this place.

[Peyton]

I'm already awkward enough, like, meeting people or talking to people. Like, I don't know, say, hey. Hello. Yes, sir. Yes, ma'.

[Josh]

Am.

[Peyton]

I don't know what to say. And I sweat and I stutter. Now I got to worry about my hands.

[Robbie]

Imagine you walking in to view the studio space. Sweat stains. Like, I'm rocking right now. You go, hey, how's it going? And then you go for the hand. You go. And that guy literally goes, this isn't.

[Peyton]

The place for you. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Turn around.

[Peyton]

Start off. It's already leased.

[Robbie]

It's leased. Someone bought it two seconds ago. That'd be terrible.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God. Craziest thing happened to me.

[Peyton]

I don't.

[Robbie]

I don't know. My brain works in mysterious ways, just like God. But I don't know what made me think of this. Right? I was driving home the other day. Now, you know, when the huge, like the big flatbed, like, hot shot semi trucks are moving, like. Like excavators, like, equipment have the oversized load.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Robbie]

And they try to take up too late.

[Peyton]

I hate oversized loads.

[Robbie]

Oh, no. This right here was of utter nonsense. This big. We're in the city. So we're not on a highway, two lane road. This big thing is. Is clearly. Clearly in the right lane. And he's not even, like, oversized enough. It's not like he's bringing a house on the back of him. It's like an excavator. He's in the right lane, but he has a little pulling left guard behind him. He has this little pickup truck.

[Peyton]

Oh, I hate the little pickup truck with the lights on it. Does he have the lights? Does it have lights?

[Robbie]

Oh, my God, it has lights. The flashing lights and the sun.

[Peyton]

Oh, my eye.

[Robbie]

This guy is legit. Like a pulling guard in football. I go to get past him, he goes. And I went. He goes. And he keeps cutting me off. And I go, what the word? I'm trying to get home. We hit a red light.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

So the guy commits to the right lane. He commits to the right lane. I pull up next to the truck on the off chance that he's gonna cut me off again. I don't want to get a wreck.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Robbie]

I literally pull up to him. I look at him. The guy gets an attitude with me and goes, don't you see the signs? And I go, y' all are in that lane. Like, I can very much go past you.

[Peyton]

It's so annoying.

[Robbie]

He was not allowed to law.

[Peyton]

I think that is a law.

[Robbie]

That's how he said it. Not allowed to law.

[Peyton]

Gotcha. So.

[Robbie]

And I literally went. Because we were at the red light, and I distracted him long enough. He goes, you're not allowed to. That's law. And I just went, oh, really? I didn't even know. And the turned green, and I went. Just went right past, bro. He was legit, like, of, like, football. It literally was like.

[Peyton]

I mean, that's impressive. That's impressive that we can do that.

[Robbie]

It was impressively pissing me off.

[Peyton]

It's a weird thing with those kind of things.

[Robbie]

It was 100% pride. 100% pride. Yeah.

[Peyton]

But, you know, a lot of people, like, whenever there's oversized loads or there's, like, those trucks with rocks flying off.

[Robbie]

The back of them, that's a. I. Oh, my God. Rhonda got shot for that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Rhonda got shot in the windshield for that.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Rest peace, Rhonda.

[Robbie]

Rest in peace, Rhonda. Dog. I was driving, man.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

I look up, shatter.

[Peyton]

Can I say something, though? You know, and, like, the. The semi trucks with the trucks are, like, hauling all the cars or the. Or the big logs. People get scared because, like, final destination and they move away from them. Not me, man. I got a weird thing, bro.

[Robbie]

You like living life high on that edge. It's.

[Peyton]

But it's like one of those things where the intrusive thought takes over. And it's not like I'm scared. It's like more of them at peace. I get behind. I get behind the trucks that have rocks flying off and you can see it.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

And I get behind them and I'm like, I think I can avoid all these rocks.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah, you're stupid.

[Peyton]

It's a genuine. And I haven't thought about that to say it out loud ever, because it is really one of those deep dialogue internal thoughts, but I am definitely behind them. Like, it's not gonna happen to me. I wonder what that is.

[Robbie]

You need to. The next time you feel that, you need to just go get a lotto ticket and be like, mm, nope, it's not my day.

[Peyton]

I have the same feeling about lottery tickets as well. That's why I've never bought one. I've never bought a lottery ticket. I'm not ready to win. And I'm so serious. I have a deep guttural feeling. The first time I buy a lottery ticket, I will win. We can.

[Robbie]

We can put that to rest today.

[Peyton]

Why?

[Robbie]

I'll go buy you 20 of them things on me.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're not win. That's the difference. I've had thousands of lottery tickets bought for me, scratch offs, all that. I. I've won a couple dollars. It's different if I buy it. If I make the choice to go into the gas station and say, 16, that's winning. I feel that. And I. I put this on everything I love. I've never physically purchased a lottery ticket myself because I'm not ready to receive that. I genuinely feel like the first day I buy a lottery ticket, I am winning. And I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I put out everything. I've never bought a lottery date because I will win.

[Robbie]

Oh, you're a prick. No, you are insane. How you think, Whoa, whoa.

[Peyton]

It's a good feeling.

[Robbie]

It must be a great feeling. But the delusion is wicked.

[Peyton]

You know, I have great internal. Like, I can read things well. I can figure out, like, I, I. You like my fight sensors? You know, I do my fight sensory. I can tell. I can tell two blocks down. God, they're scuffling. And I'm right.

[Robbie]

You are right.

[Peyton]

That.

[Robbie]

That's a little different.

[Peyton]

Same thing with lotto tv.

[Robbie]

You might have some echo vision hearing, like you're, like, part owl.

[Peyton]

But I genuinely feel that I, I. Because, like, my life is going to. I'm not. It sounds crazy. I know my life is going to change if I hit this 20 million. I'm not ready to receive that.

[Robbie]

No.

[Peyton]

No. I'm not ready to receive that blessing, and I know I'm not.

[Robbie]

Do you know the Powerball is currently at 1.1 billion?

[Peyton]

I am aware. I'm not ready for that.

[Robbie]

You. For not being ready for that. If you have this magical number in your head and you think you can win, you go buy that today.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

You break us all off. You move to Guam and live your isolated life. Why do you feel not.

[Peyton]

And that's the part you feel like you deserve. My lottery tank. You don't deserve my lottery ticket. We have talked about this. But that is crazy ego. For you to think you deserve me winning money, that is crazy. That is crazy to think.

[Robbie]

If I go, I went and hit for a billion dollars, right? And you.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Robbie]

You shut your mouth. If I hit for a billion dollars and I go, you know what? 10 tax, all of it right now, I want it all lump sum, I end up walking out with 600 million.

[Peyton]

You are.

[Robbie]

You are literally lying.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

On that shore. If you say you would not internally expect some, there's no way in any right mind that you.

[Peyton]

There's a difference between.

[Robbie]

I'm taking my clothes off if you lie.

[Peyton]

There's a difference between expectation and wanting. I don't expect it. I would want some, though. And you are expecting it. And that's where ego comes in. You don't. You should. You don't deserve it.

[Robbie]

I'll put this dress now. Yeah, yeah. I'm expecting it. You hit for 600 M's. Give me five.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's a lot. Five is a lot of money. That's like a fourth of it. Well, I don't know the exact number.

[Robbie]

But that's less than 1%.

[Peyton]

Okay, but taxes, lawyers, financial advisors.

[Robbie]

600 is after tax.

[Peyton]

Okay?

[Robbie]

The Powerball is 1.1 billion. If you hit 6. Oh, my God. If you hit 600 million, you're not giving me 5.

[Peyton]

I'm not saying, oh, I don't know about 5. I'm not saying I won't give you money. Your life will change with two. I'm not saying. I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm saying the fact that you expect it is deterring me from giving you anything.

[Robbie]

And you know what?

[Peyton]

Because my own mommy doesn't Expect that. No, she won't expect any money from. She doesn't expect money for me now. She doesn't want anything.

[Robbie]

That's fine. That's fine. And that's also slightly different. The elderly, they only want to see. They want to see you just grow and do better. Elderly's got a.

[Peyton]

She looks.

[Robbie]

She. She can literally get a senior meal at an ihop. That's just. That's fact. She's like the standard. She is the. That she looks. She looks fantastic and she rocks that. But she's considered in that. In that.

[Peyton]

Yes, but she doesn't expect. But she should. If anybody should. Should be her. Because she's the one who. Who raised me and my father. They raised me to put me in great positions and g. Gave up a lot. You've done nada for me.

[Robbie]

That's not true. That's not true. And that's evil.

[Peyton]

I.

[Robbie]

The fact that you.

[Peyton]

If I got. I'm going to get so many comments. I'll pay. Is a bad friend. You don't know me. No, you don't know me. Y' all don't know me. Y' all don't know me. It's not.

[Robbie]

No, they know that if you hit for 600 games, you're not giving me five. I mean, I could.

[Peyton]

Oh, I could.

[Robbie]

I could understand.

[Peyton]

You're not understanding. Mute that you're not understanding. It's the part that you're expecting. It is the bad part.

[Robbie]

P. You can want it.

[Peyton]

P. I think it's like, I'm owed. I'm owed. Do you think you're owed that money?

[Robbie]

No, No, I don't think I'm owed.

[Peyton]

Why do you expect it?

[Robbie]

I'm expecting it. As if. Because in my mind.

[Peyton]

I'm not saying I won't.

[Robbie]

I know.

[Peyton]

No, no.

[Robbie]

But that's the difference. You're saying it's bad that I'm expecting it. Yes, I think it's more bad to, like, spin the word soup and be like, oh, dude, I would want it. But I'm not expect. If you hit for 606. $600 million.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Robbie]

And you didn't break a brother off a piece of loaf. I don't need. I don't even need five. I don't even need five. If you don't give me a crumb.

[Peyton]

100,000.

[Robbie]

The biggest piece of bread we've ever seen, then, yeah, this is. I'm not saying If I had 600 million. I give you enough money to where you don't have to do anything. How much Money.

[Peyton]

Would you give me up to 600.

[Robbie]

Million if I got $600 million?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Without. Without comprehension and any guidance, I immediately go to. You get no less than 25 million. No less.

[Peyton]

You know, that's my end fund. I like that.

[Robbie]

I'd literally go, 25 million. Done. And. And I'd give you a hug and smack your. And we'd go out that night. You'd go, here's a hundred grand. Don't ever speak to me. You go, don't never speak to me again. You go, I hate you. Your head's big, you suck and you're fat. Bye. You go, here's a hundred grand. That's what you would do. I'd go, here's 25 million. Love you.

[Peyton]

I'm not saying I wouldn't give you money. I'm saying the fact that you expect it hurts my feelings. It hurts my feelings. Robbie. Robbie.

[Robbie]

Do you expect to kink off the word expect?

[Peyton]

That's what you said.

[Robbie]

I'm saying I'm.

[Peyton]

You expect it.

[Robbie]

I expect it from your heart and character. Not from the view.

[Peyton]

That's a good spin.

[Robbie]

Not from the.

[Peyton]

That's a good DJ spin right there. That was a good one.

[Robbie]

You're taking expect as if like you ha. Like you're required to. I'm not saying that I'm not owed it. I'm saying if you hit for 600 million, I do expect you to give.

[Peyton]

If I gave you nothing, would that hurt our relationship?

[Robbie]

Absolutely. A.

[Peyton]

And that's where the problem is. I say, okay, Robbie, with our relationship. If I hit 600 million, would you expect.

[Robbie]

Honest to God, out of you? No.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Robbie]

My heart, like, I hope. I'd be like, be nice. Even if it was just a couple hundred, I'd be like, be nice if.

[Josh]

You slip me something.

[Robbie]

But knowing you, like, that's so crazy.

[Peyton]

Cuz I give everybody really good Christmas bonuses. That's crazy. Yes, that's crazy.

[Robbie]

600 million.

[Peyton]

I called you CJ. I almost called him CJ.

[Robbie]

Appreciate it. I'm just saying I wouldn't. Right? I'd be like, I'm hoping. I'm hoping he'll find. Okay, okay. If you didn't, I'd be like, now hold on. If Billy Jack hit for 600 million, would you expect money from Billy Jack?

[Peyton]

All right. Go Cameron. Go Cameron. Go Cameron. I'm not saying I wouldn't.

[Robbie]

I'm not saying if Cam hit 600 million, I. I don't even have to. I know he would break me. Something. Yes. Yes.

[Peyton]

Funny thing. Is. Is that we have had this conversation. If Cam has hit the lottery, he has gone through each and every one of his friends and what he would get. Yeah. And he's losing all his money.

[Robbie]

No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

[Peyton]

He's losing all his money. If I have 606 gym memberships now. No. Imagine what he's gonna do with 600 million. Million. Yes. And a gym in his house. And a gym in his house. And a massage membership.

[Robbie]

I have two. And that's true too, but I have two.

[Peyton]

He's going to lose all his money.

[Robbie]

$30 a month.

[Peyton]

That's a lot.

[Robbie]

600 million.

[Peyton]

I would.

[Robbie]

I'd buy South Carolina. I'm just kidding. No, if I had 600 million. This is another thing.

[Peyton]

Bare Minimum, you can get off this because y' all painting me in a bad light. And that's painting also. No, Robbie. Really? That. You're fired. No, no, Robbie. You're fired. No, no, Robbie. How's that for inspection? You're fired. How about that? Now that's crazy. Because I give so much. I give. I give so much through opportunities financial. I give a lot. And then for y' all to think. For y' all to say that. No, no, no.

[Robbie]

Shut the up.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. You shut the up. Now it's my turn.

[Robbie]

Dr. Doofenst Merchant.

[Peyton]

The thing is, because I give so much and I don't even say anything about it, and I. I just code it with me being an on top of it to make it not seem so sentimental. I give. Oh, I give everybody so, so, so much opportunities, relationships, money, experiences. And now everybody looks at me like, I wouldn't give y' all money.

[Robbie]

It's up. It's up.

[Peyton]

No, if you don't want me to be a.

[Robbie]

If y' all want me life. This is the height of if y'.

[Peyton]

All want me to be a. We can start tallying everything.

[Robbie]

This is appreciate. We're all appreciative. I don't think. I at least don't think I give. Unappreciative. No, this in real life, the hypothetical. If you got 600 million, you didn't give me anything. Oh, my God. I would take. I would take my last dime and hire someone to hunt you. I would literally put out a manhunt for you. I would post my own wanted, dead or alive.

[Peyton]

Would you let me. If I gave you nothing, would you still let me hang out with Malachi Peyton?

[Robbie]

You wouldn't live in this country.

[Peyton]

No, I fly him out.

[Robbie]

Oh. Oh, no, no. No, no, you're not. You're not flying my son out.

[Peyton]

Why, when he's like 15, 16. Hang out with me. Come hoo, boy. Why?

[Robbie]

He goes, uncle P said he wants to find me out, give me money.

[Peyton]

And take care of everything.

[Robbie]

I. I go, no. And by that time, I'm £450. I'm sitting there with a nasty beard. I'm like, sit down, boy. Bring me my shot. That would be.

[Peyton]

No, no, that would be messed up.

[Robbie]

And honestly, jokes aside, that was hilarious. I know in your heart, I know.

[Peyton]

You would give me more.

[Robbie]

I know you would give me something. I know you would. It's crazy. It's most.

[Peyton]

I pay off your debt. I pay off whatever debt you have.

[Robbie]

It's. Well, that's not even. That's very.

[Peyton]

Well, I don't know if you have any, but I'm saying, assuming most Americans do, but. So I'm saying if you had any, like student loans, anything, whatever, credit cards, I paid off.

[Robbie]

And the last thing, we can close this 600 million. You wouldn't give me $1 million to where you are left with $599 million.

[Peyton]

You want a cash?

[Robbie]

I don't care if you give it to me. Me in copper or bronze.

[Peyton]

They stopped making pennies.

[Robbie]

They did.

[Peyton]

Dude, I have a thing.

[Robbie]

Give me that nickels.

[Peyton]

Careful. You know, I. I have a. I have a thing that I think. I think cash and physical money is not going to be a thing in the next five years. I genuinely believe that.

[Robbie]

I don't know what you hit, but you hit something. I'm just kidding. Now the over the. Your overarch statement I can subscribe to 5 years is abs.

[Peyton]

It's already started.

[Robbie]

You think money's gone in 20, 31 is. Is wicked.

[Peyton]

You want to know why I think that? I have two things that happen. Happened. I was listening to the Joe Budden podcast and they live in New York, right? They went to the Barclays Center. Somebody went to the Barclays center.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

And they were going to the concession stand. And the concession stand said, hey, we don't take cash, but if you want to buy something, we have a reverse ATM. A reverse. They have reverse ATMs. Now, a reverse ATM is you put your cash into it and it pulls out like essentially a gift card. And then you could go. You could go buy stuff at the concession stand with that. So it's already starting. So I think a lot of these places are going to adapt. The reverse ATM cash is not going to be a thing. You know how Quick. That gets rid of cash.

[Robbie]

That's very quick. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then that's what I was about to say. I was at Target yesterday. As I was walking into Target, there's a sign saying, please try to limit cash purchases.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Like, it's already started. So I don't think it's crazy to say that in five years, cash isn't gonna be a thing.

[Robbie]

Dude, we're getting close to the end. I'm gonna say that with a very, very realness. We're getting close to the end.

[Peyton]

You genuinely believe that?

[Robbie]

100%. Why? Because, I mean, the signs are telling. Boy, you better turn that old book. You better turn to that last book.

[Peyton]

Boy, you've been saying that for a long time. It started with the cricket invasion.

[Robbie]

It's not a cricket. I never said that. There was one headline in its local Locusts. It's not cricket. It's locusts. They are a pack animal.

[Peyton]

You're like in Revelations and Locust Guy.

[Robbie]

Hey, hey, don't. Don't play on them, Locust Boy. There. Hey, there's. There's. Hey, I'm just saying time moves different. Time moves different when you're him. Time moves different when you're hitting, man. But no, I mean, that is.

[Peyton]

It's crazy. I. So do you think it's really crazy? Because they stopped production on. On pennies already?

[Robbie]

But. Okay, that's the first. You understand that, right?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Robbie]

Because it costs more to make a penny than what a penny is worth. Right?

[Peyton]

And it's obvious. And I almost got canceled for saying I throw away my pennies a couple years ago, but that's fine.

[Robbie]

Well, you're not making them, you dork. No, I'm saying.

[Peyton]

But whenever I would get them and change, I'll just kind of throw them out like I wasn't using, because there's no point.

[Robbie]

It's still currency. But that's. Oh, why'd you look down? Why'd you look down, boy? You look down at me. You said. You said. Yeah, but that's just. No, but that. Okay, so the cash thing. Oh, my God. That's a stance. Beautiful. Watch. The cash is bro. God, I'm like a tongue twister. The catch on the cash thing is I really don't think society will be like, bro. I think it'll be scary when there's no. Like, gold will always be here. So. Okay, let me ask you this.

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Robbie]

We're getting in this hypothetical real quick. If cash is gone, what is. Is money backed by anything or is it Pure digital.

[Peyton]

I think it'll be. I don't really know how money works now.

[Robbie]

That's not. Okay. Okay, well, the blockchain don't get it. You go, you go. The monkey EFTs, they're gonna everything.

[Peyton]

I mean, out of all the NFTs.

[Robbie]

You know, those are the OGs.

[Peyton]

Those are the OGs. The board apes could have said crypto punks.

[Robbie]

I don't know that blockchain. I don't.

[Peyton]

Anyway, that was the stupidest thing ever. Can we be honest about that?

[Robbie]

Yeah. That was like.

[Peyton]

Who told me NFTs were dumb?

[Robbie]

No, no, the NFT. Like, I understand, I understand the concept. The concept's good. But you were trying to tell me that I can own. I can own.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

A LeBron James highlight. One of one.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

When all 8 billion almost people can go YouTube.comlebron James dunks on this guy.

[Peyton]

It was so funny too. Like the.

[Robbie]

It is for free, but I own the real one.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

So it's significant value.

[Peyton]

You know, it was so funny. Like in that era, the crypto punk people that were like spending like 20 million hundred dollars on these things and then they were making them. They were making them. They're like avvies or their profile pictures on Twitter. And there was like, oh, see, I'm the owner of this. And then everybody was just like screenshotting it and putting it as their profile. And like. Doesn't count.

[Robbie]

Yeah, it doesn't count. The real one. Check the blockchain.

[Peyton]

I was like, it looks the exact same. I can't tell who's who now.

[Robbie]

That's what I'm saying. I like the concept in other things.

[Peyton]

Cool.

[Robbie]

But when they started going to highlights and pictures of. I mean, think about it. People were spending actual money on fake AI pictures of an ape with a cigarette in his mouth, in a. In a football. Stupid to it this morning. Yeah, whatever. Smoking a cig, wearing a fedora and the background was yellow. Yeah. I'll give you 30,000 for it.

[Peyton]

And they're all worth what now?

[Robbie]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Zero.

[Robbie]

Oh my God. You're gonna give me a Honda Civic for a picture that I just farted, scratched my nuts and told AI to make. Yeah, hey, make me an ape smoking a Marlboro soft red with a fedora in an army green background.

[Peyton]

It's dumb.

[Robbie]

He goes, I'll give you my Toyota. And I go, damn.

[Peyton]

I literally, like, people were like cussing.

[Robbie]

Me out for not getting into it.

[Peyton]

I was like, I'm not doing it.

[Robbie]

Yeah, that's so yeah, that's was a big movement though.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was.

[Robbie]

Okay, I got a question for you. I've been wanting to ask you this.

[Peyton]

Answer me. What? I'll.

[Robbie]

I'll answer you. I'll answer your Pythagorean theorem. Oh, your math body. Yeah, dude, what's that Da Vinci hitting for? What's your Da Vinci code hitting for?

[Peyton]

Like the. The code to my panties. Like, how. How easy is it to get in?

[Robbie]

Yeah. One to ten for you.

[Peyton]

For me now two for now it's ten out of ten. You couldn't get me.

[Robbie]

You still have hurt. Yeah, I go. He's hurt about. I know you would give me money, but you're the one saying you wouldn't. That's why you. You like, you created that yourself.

[Peyton]

Now you got to pay for this. Sorry for it.

[Robbie]

I'll come off of it. Okay. I saw this on Tik Tok.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Robbie]

And I wanted to ask you this. I think it's very interesting. If you had to eat, you have to, let's say. Or you. Here we go. You have to eat 15,000 calories. Calories in one day. Caveat. It can only be one item. So you have to eat the same of something to get to 15, 000 calories. 24 hour period. What would it be?

[Peyton]

I would have to look that up. I would have to see what's the least filling thing with the highest calories. So probably like candy, right?

[Robbie]

Oh, my God, you're right there with it.

[Peyton]

It would be candy or like some sort of cheese chip.

[Robbie]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Because I'm a snacky.

[Robbie]

But chips are not. Chips are not calorie high enough.

[Peyton]

Are they not, bro?

[Robbie]

A bag of lays is like 180.

[Peyton]

No, no, it's not per serving. And there's like five servings in the family size.

[Robbie]

No. Oh, it's family size. I'm talking about like a regular. Think about like this bag, like a personal bag. It's like 160 calories. You have to eat 15 grand.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, I'm tripping. Like a fair food. I would eat a fair food. Like if you go get like a fried.

[Robbie]

What a pick.

[Peyton]

You know what I mean? You get like a fried Twinkie. You can eat like four of those.

[Robbie]

And you got it. Oh, no, sir.

[Peyton]

Yes, sir. Each one of those, like a thousand calories.

[Robbie]

So you'd need 15. If I'm.

[Peyton]

I can eat 15. I can eat 15 fried Twinkies.

[Robbie]

A Twinkie with a little bit of batter dropped into some fry. Is it's it's very filling, but it's nowhere near a thousand calories.

[Peyton]

Yes, it is.

[Robbie]

Has to be a singular Twinkie.

[Peyton]

Just google that batter. How many, how many calories are in a thing that.

[Robbie]

Oh my God. Hey, give me some fair food.

[Peyton]

Fair food. Cuz fair food is super. Fair food is super high. Cholera. Fair food is super high on calories. Oh yeah.

[Robbie]

I mean, it's so unhealthy.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's all fried.

[Robbie]

We got the stats back. It's 580.

[Peyton]

What is on a Twinkie? On a fried Twinkie from a fair.

[Robbie]

At a carnival freshly is 400 plus calories. So 400. So you would have to.

[Peyton]

What's 400 divided by 15? You would have 15 divided by 4. 15. 15,000 divided by 4 over 30. What time do I wake up? I can do that. I can eat 30 of those in one day.

[Robbie]

You would need 34 of those.

[Peyton]

I can eat 34 of those in one day. I mean, I would absolutely hate myself.

[Robbie]

But 34 fried Twinkies? You are out of your mind, actually.

[Peyton]

So you would be.

[Robbie]

I'm talking. You would be sick as a dog by like 12.

[Peyton]

Oh yeah. What would you eat, bro?

[Robbie]

I was, I was going candy at first, but as soon as you said the carnival. Now hear me out. It would suck, but something like a loaded. Loaded down nachos.

[Peyton]

Yeah, something.

[Robbie]

Some that's in a to go trade that's probably sitting at like 3k by itself. It's gonna take a lot. It's gonna fill me. Yeah, I can go for five.

[Peyton]

You do.

[Robbie]

I can go five. And if not, it'd have to be a candy something that I'm literally addicted to that I could just go forever.

[Peyton]

This is gonna bother me like whenever I watch this back and think on it because I'm gonna come up with like an obvious like fantastic answer. But it.

[Robbie]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Have to eat 15 of them. Those 15 loaded nachos in a day.

[Robbie]

There's only. No. Hell no. You got a weak one. If you got a. If you got a load of nachos that has a thousand calories. That's some. That's not fair. Nachos nuts. Easy answer. Nuts. Nuts are calorically dense. But I don't know. You mean to tell me you're eating straight cashews? No shot. No shot.

[Peyton]

I don't know. That's a good question. I would have to think about it.

[Robbie]

Dude, fair food. You opened up a whole.

[Peyton]

Fair food is really good to think about.

[Robbie]

I'm either to going, I mean, let us know in the comments. I'm going, fat, nasty, grossly packed nachos or like a candy dog. Yeah, fried Twinkie.

[Peyton]

I want to.

[Robbie]

I want to go make 34 fried Twinkies and see if you can do it in 24 hours.

[Peyton]

I mean, no, no. It would definitely suck. I remember the first time I had a fried Twinkie. I was on the toilet for at least six days off of one. Ooh, bro. They had to have baked that in some dairy.

[Robbie]

We'd have to get your stomach pumped. We'd have to get your stomach pumped. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

What's up?

[Robbie]

Let's crowdsource money. So there's a prize pool at the end. Let's do a Patreon video of this. You have to eat 15,000 calories.

[Peyton]

I will not promote one day going into 2026. We're promoting health. We are not doing that. No, sir. No.

[Robbie]

The video starts and you're like, you're.

[Peyton]

Going, yeah, yeah, no, do not eat 15,000 calories in a day. Please do not.

[Robbie]

That'd be terrible even if you could eat whatever you wanted, let alone one thing. Golly.

[Peyton]

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[Robbie]

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[Robbie]

No, I'm not gonna lie. I think mine's a little low. I think I'm looking at yours, and I'm seeing a whole purple hue on mine right now. I think mine. I think I need to go up.

[Peyton]

You've had that on your head for a total of 12 seconds. There's a red mark.

[Robbie]

No, I got a big skull.

[Peyton]

Do you have it on too tight?

[Robbie]

No, it's on the last peg, so I literally can't make it any looser. So let's just. Let's just. Let's keep it moving. You need, like, an extension on your. You look like you're about to play, like, rich 10 tennis.

[Peyton]

Like, you.

[Robbie]

Like. You look like you're about to go play tennis over, like, a 500, 000, just, like, daily bet. You're like, oh, yeah. Service, Thomas.

[Peyton]

Okay, what this game is is basically, we have pictures of celebrities or characters or something. We're gonna put them on our head. We're gonna ask questions to figure out who is on our head.

[Robbie]

Yes. We're gonna go. It's yes or no questions.

[Peyton]

Kind of. We can just kind of.

[Robbie]

I mean, we can kind of go. And we can help each other.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we can help each other.

[Robbie]

It just popped, by the way. Big head. And it popped.

[Peyton]

What if it popped?

[Robbie]

No, I can't order hats in stores. It's fine. Don't worry.

[Peyton]

Okay, here we go. Let's put our first ones on our head.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Is this the right way?

[Robbie]

Yes. Just like that? Yes, just like that.

[Peyton]

I can't find the hole. It's not my first time. Nope. You gotta turn it, turn it, turn it. There you go.

[Robbie]

Okay. All right. Boom.

[Peyton]

Put it in your head. There is mine. Good. Is it fast?

[Robbie]

Fastened?

[Peyton]

Fastened.

[Robbie]

Okay. Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

You. You want to go first with me?

[Robbie]

I'll go first.

[Peyton]

I'll go first. Okay. Okay.

[Robbie]

Okay. Let's see. Okay.

[Peyton]

Simple. Yeah.

[Robbie]

Is this someone that I would like. I would support? I like their journey or their vision? I would hope so. You hope so?

[Peyton]

I mean, it depends. Are you in traffic?

[Robbie]

Am I in traffic? What kind of traffic? Am I in traffic?

[Peyton]

Yeah, like, you just get cut off.

[Robbie]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh. Okay. Okay.

[Robbie]

Okay. Okay. All right.

[Peyton]

Can I go in?

[Robbie]

Yeah, you go. You go.

[Peyton]

Okay. Would you say I. Would you say I have the same style as this person? Like, they. Same style. We got the same thing going on.

[Robbie]

Oh. I mean, some days when you. Some days, depending on you put on. I'd say yes, but overarching. I hope. I hope not. Let's go with that. I'm gonna go with no. I hope not.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Robbie]

All right.

[Peyton]

Safe to say no. Hope not.

[Robbie]

So they safe to say no.

[Peyton]

They can't dress. They have no drip. Oh.

[Robbie]

There'S some drip, but okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

In traffic.

[Robbie]

Is this a person I would bring to my family reunion?

[Peyton]

They'd stand out. I mean. I mean, there would be some heavy conversations at your family reunion.

[Robbie]

I think I'm painting the picture. Okay. I'm gonna just keep on the same narrative.

[Peyton]

There would be some wicked talk.

[Robbie]

I'm gonna keep on the same narrative. Would you say it's safe to say. Is it safe to say my guy's packing now? Would the general populace think he has a third leg? Would the general population consider it bde.

[Peyton]

I mean. Oh. I mean, heavy.

[Robbie]

I mean, am I Morris Chestnut?

[Peyton]

I'm kidding.

[Robbie]

Okay, okay.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Robbie]

Okay. I think I have race and gender decided here.

[Peyton]

Okay. Would I. Would I go to a house party with this person?

[Robbie]

P. I say this with the most seriousness. I really, really hope you don't. I really hope so.

[Peyton]

They can't dress. Don't party good. Oh, is it they don't party good? Or, like, are they too much fun at the party?

[Robbie]

I think they're a little too much. I think they're. I think it's safe to say they're a little too much.

[Peyton]

Is there oil at this party?

[Robbie]

There's no. Depending on the type of oil. I don't know. Not baby. Not baby.

[Peyton]

Okay. Okay. Then I'm ruling out who you're ruling out. Okay.

[Robbie]

Okay. Okay.

[Peyton]

Wait, can I ask again? Yeah, another one. Would I. Would I eat a meal with this person? Would I go to dinner with them? Because you know how much dinners mean to me. Like, going out at dinner. Like, I prefer that over a party any day.

[Robbie]

I think you could eat dinner with this person. You just might not like what's on the menu.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Robbie]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Is this. I mean, is their dinner served at most restaurants? Oh, would I like their fridge? No. Is it Dahmer? It's not.

[Robbie]

Oh, is it gin?

[Peyton]

No, That's a wicked.

[Robbie]

You go. You go. Let me get the baloney sandwich. Side of femur. Let's finish it off with a dessert. Give me that guy's face.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay, okay. Now you gotta get yours.

[Robbie]

Okay. It's safe to say I'm a black guy, heavy downstairs. Or at least the populist.

[Peyton]

We would assume so. Acts like. I mean, acts like it. Some of the moves we made. Shows insinuates that. BDE now.

[Robbie]

Come again? Some of the moves we made.

[Peyton]

I mean, he made.

[Robbie]

Am I Payton hard?

[Peyton]

No.

[Robbie]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Peyton]

No, I thought I got.

[Robbie]

Oh, you go to my family union, you'd still stick out like a sore thumb.

[Peyton]

I mean, not as much as God.

[Robbie]

Okay, so they're sticking out at the family. Okay. Is my person in athlete? No, not now. There was a little hesitant.

[Peyton]

No, no, there's no hesitation.

[Robbie]

No hesitation.

[Peyton]

I mean, a lot of steps put in a lot of. I mean, they definitely got full rings every day on their apple watch.

[Robbie]

A lot of steps. So they're a very active black male. Very active black male.

[Peyton]

I mean, they got their steps in.

[Robbie]

Am I Mahatma Gandhi? Am I Gandhi?

[Peyton]

Is he black? Is Gandhi black?

[Robbie]

He's Indian, but he walks a lot. He walks a lot. Those flip flops are beat to hell. I'm not Gandhi.

[Peyton]

Come on.

[Robbie]

So I am black.

[Peyton]

Black.

[Robbie]

Yeah. I don't. I don't see Gandhi as just third leg and human tripod.

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Robbie]

He had a very honest man's Johnson.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every day, everyday Johnson.

[Robbie]

Very textbook. Okay. Big Johnson, black guy. A lot of walking. That's the part. A lot of walking.

[Peyton]

And you would. I would hope you would agree with a lot.

[Robbie]

And I support them.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You would support this person. You. I would hope you'd hang out with them.

[Robbie]

Close. Give me Malcolm. No. Okay, Give me. I got a speech. Give me Martin Luther. Give me Malcolm.

[Peyton]

Are you gonna do one?

[Robbie]

There he goes. Let's do one more.

[Peyton]

Let's do one more. All right. Gin is hilarious.

[Robbie]

This picture is nuts.

[Peyton]

I know. Pierce was cringing trying to print that. He's like a. Okay, is this good?

[Robbie]

No, no. You're going to go landscape. You're going to go landscaped. Other way. Landscape. Right there. Here you go. Here's.

[Peyton]

Mine's locked in. Nope, turn it this way. There you go.

[Robbie]

Okay. Okay. Let's rip it and run it. Okay. You know what? I'mma stick with. I'm going to stick with the same. The same race I was running.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Can I shake this person's hand in the 1930, 30s?

[Peyton]

Not the 30s. No, no, no, not the 30s. No, no. 30s. No, you cannot. No, not the 30s.

[Robbie]

My guy's black again, isn't it? It's either my guy or my sister. My brother, my sister.

[Peyton]

I mean. I mean, we Were there they. Yeah.

[Robbie]

What do you. We. As in we no, stop us.

[Peyton]

I mean, yes, they were black.

[Robbie]

What the. They were black.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Robbie]

M I t. He bring me to the roller coaster. Michael Jackson. Was that one take? Drake.

[Peyton]

That was one take.

[Robbie]

Was that one clip?

[Peyton]

That was one. Okay, okay.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

All right, now. Okay. Is the belt buckle okay? Would you let this person babysit your kid?

[Robbie]

Absolutely not.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay, okay. That was me alive.

[Robbie]

Okay. Oh, no, no, no. I would die before that person babysit Malachi. Okay. Look. Literal death. Okay.

[Peyton]

Does this person have documentaries about them?

[Robbie]

Yes, sir. Okay.

[Peyton]

Did this person at one time, like, really cool?

[Robbie]

Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cool. I mean, cool as a cucumber.

[Peyton]

Did they believe that they could fly?

[Robbie]

Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. Club bangers, boy.

[Peyton]

I mean, talk about.

[Robbie]

That sucks.

[Peyton]

We can't. I mean, it sucks that he's a bad person.

[Robbie]

I have to roll up all my windows when I want to listen to him. It sucks.

[Peyton]

Oh, I just don't listen to him. So you just expose yourself.

[Robbie]

Oh, no, I still listen.

[Peyton]

All right, mine first. Here we go. Here we do at the same time. Is this good? Is mine straight?

[Robbie]

Flip it. Landscape. Landscape. Other way. Right there.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Here we go. It's my first one.

[Robbie]

Okay, here's mine.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Robbie]

This.

[Peyton]

Nope.

[Robbie]

Straight, straight. You're good.

[Peyton]

You're right there. Right there. Is mine in good?

[Robbie]

Yes. Is mining good?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, sure. You should push it a little more to that side. Yeah, There you go. There you go. Perfect.

[Robbie]

Let the game commence.

[Peyton]

All right.

[Robbie]

All right. We're going to go back and forth. Whoever gets their person first wins.

[Peyton]

Would I share an intimate night with this person?

[Robbie]

Absolutely.

[Peyton]

Is it a man?

[Robbie]

No. And you asked two questions. It's my turn. Okay.

[Peyton]

There's some man, I would bet.

[Robbie]

Okay. What? Okay, now we're going to go.

[Peyton]

We're going to go simple.

[Robbie]

I'm going to take the logistical route.

[Peyton]

Here we go.

[Robbie]

Does this person drive a humble car?

[Peyton]

Oh, there's no shot.

[Robbie]

Okay, okay, that's good.

[Peyton]

That's good.

[Robbie]

That narrows it down quickly.

[Peyton]

Okay, your turn.

[Robbie]

I feel like mine's about to flop out.

[Peyton]

No, you're good. Okay, so this isn't my question, but it is a woman. We're clearing that out.

[Robbie]

No, no. That is your question. It's one at a time.

[Peyton]

No, come on. No, no. All right.

[Robbie]

You are a woman. You are.

[Peyton]

Now is this person. Now is this person. I mean, are the. How are. I mean. Now is this person. Have I seen this person without clothes on before?

[Robbie]

I Think so. I think so. I think so.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Oh, wow.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

Narrows it down a lot.

[Robbie]

Oh, hey, here we go.

[Peyton]

Here we go.

[Robbie]

Okay. Now, is my person.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Robbie]

Okay. Is my person a man?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Robbie]

Okay, there we go. I'm good. I'm working. I'm working.

[Peyton]

Okay. I've seen this person.

[Robbie]

Okay. Not a humble car man.

[Peyton]

Okay, so. So have a lot of people seen this person naked?

[Robbie]

I believe so. I believe if you have an open Twitter account, then see this person naked.

[Peyton]

Oh, I know who it is.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir.

[Peyton]

I know it is. Can I make a guess? Go. Linda the plug. Deep lore. You said Twitter. You said Twitter. She's like a Twitter bandit. She's a legend.

[Robbie]

Legend. Oh.

[Peyton]

The only reason I know is because I. I used to watch an old jumper.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's so wrong. No, no. Okay, okay, okay. Now hear me out. I'm trying. I'm. I'm trying to be correct.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

It might be a stretch if we teleported back to 1930. Could me and this person drink from the sink?

[Peyton]

No, no, no.

[Robbie]

So we can't see Black. He's black. Okay, okay. I got a black guy that doesn't drive a humble car. Is he an athlete? Is he a rapper?

[Peyton]

Kinda.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Kinda. Okay, okay, okay.

[Robbie]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Does this person only do mattress actressing?

[Robbie]

No, sir. No, sir.

[Peyton]

Oh, they have a career.

[Robbie]

Yes, sir. Yes. Kim K. No, sir. Okay, okay.

[Peyton]

It's a good guess. Good guess.

[Robbie]

Does my guy wear the same amount of money around his neck as my mortgage?

[Peyton]

A hundred percent.

[Robbie]

Okay.

[Peyton]

One hundred percent. Okay. I mean, that's a. That's about. That's a pretty big identifier of him.

[Robbie]

Dude. That's pretty good.

[Peyton]

I'm talking about. I mean, I'd identifies him almost.

[Robbie]

Oh, yeah. Am I Flavor Flav? Yes. Am I really Flavor Flav?

[Peyton]

Okay, now we gotta finish mine. We gotta get mine.

[Robbie]

Hey, I'm Flavor Flav boy.

[Peyton]

Yes. Corinna. Cop.

[Robbie]

And that's the only one you know because it's blonde.

[Peyton]

You didn't even know. Is it not Corinna?

[Robbie]

Oh, no, it's not. Sophia, stop. Hey, hey. You need to stop. You're burying yourself. You're really going.

[Peyton]

Sophia. Corinna.

[Robbie]

Linda. Linda.

[Peyton]

No. So it's so.

[Robbie]

No.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay.

[Robbie]

I'll give you a hint. Take your mind off a mattress.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay, so we actually.

[Robbie]

I said you've seen her body. I didn't say you. You saw her in coitus. You've seen her body.

[Peyton]

Okay. Is this person A, like, movie actor?

[Robbie]

No, sir. No, sir.

[Peyton]

Is this person a YouTuber?

[Robbie]

No, sir. No, sir.

[Peyton]

Is this a TV actor?

[Robbie]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Sir.

[Robbie]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

An Author? Is it J.K. rowling? Never seen her movies. I've never seen those.

[Robbie]

No, no, sir.

[Peyton]

Who?

[Robbie]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Whoa.

[Robbie]

Go, go.

[Peyton]

A different industry. You're very close.

[Robbie]

Once you get the industry, you'll.

[Peyton]

Oh, is it a singer?

[Robbie]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Miley Cyrus.

[Robbie]

Now you've seen her. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Sorry.

[Robbie]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

She did, like, photo shoots.

[Robbie]

No, sir.

[Peyton]

Singer.

[Robbie]

You're, like, stomping in my jaw like. Yes.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. Queen Latifah. No. And I wish there was a movie. She had a scene.

[Robbie]

No, wait, what movie? Oh, it's on that old movie.

[Peyton]

No, no, it's old movie. Seniors. Broad singer's.

[Robbie]

Broad singer is.

[Peyton]

Give me, like, a hint. Give me a hint to make this quicker. Rapper I Spice?

[Robbie]

No, sir. Oh, I'll get. I'll give you a guaranteed hint if you want.

[Peyton]

Yeah. She talks her Cardi B.

[Robbie]

Yes, yes, yes, sir. Good stuff.

[Peyton]

Good stuff. I haven't seen her naked.

[Robbie]

You haven't seen Cardi B?

[Peyton]

No.

[Robbie]

I saw those nipples PE through shirts before.

[Peyton]

I haven't seen that.

[Robbie]

My God. Well, that was fun. I got flavor. Flavor.

[Peyton]

I mean, I'm surprised you guessed that. I mean, I really did. I.

[Robbie]

That's the thing at this game.

[Peyton]

I help you get there, like, to make it easier.

[Robbie]

Oh, all hail the Holy vow.

[Peyton]

All right. Get us out of here. Game.

[Robbie]

That was really fun, though. Appreciate you for playing. For playing headbands with me and making me fail, even though I guess the person. Anyway, guys, thank you so much for an Amazing, amazing 2025. We did a lot of things. We conquered. A lot of stuff in 2026 is only going higher and further. And the biggest thing that we can tell you for 2026, hit that link in that description. Go over and join the Koala Club. It is going to be an absolute madhouse. It's going to be a party. It's going to be a revolution over there in the Koala Club. We love y'. All. Go check out the Patreon. It's amazing community. We post all sorts of stuff, all extra bonus content, behind the scenes, our own segments, different shows, full links, all. There's so many things there. You got to go check it out. Go make friends with the Koala Club. We absolutely love y'. All. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with a very obvious secret code. H. Finish it.

[Peyton]

P, N Y. Happy New Year.

[Robbie]

Get your grapes. We love you so, so much. Don't do a grape. Don't go under a table. Don't do Black Eyed Peas. It's all overrated.

[Peyton]

Everybody be safe. Uber.

[Robbie]

Please be safe. Uber.

[Peyton]

Hey, we love you.

[Robbie]

One Uber. I don't care if you're mad at the price. One Uber. Just take it for us.

[Peyton]

Take it for a P And me.

[Robbie]

And me.

[Peyton]

We love you. Remember, one out, two collaborators. Wake up for Christmas. And we'll see you next time.

[Robbie]

We'll see you next year.

[Peyton]

Oh, I hate people like you, dude.

[Robbie]

I hate that.

[Peyton]

The worst.

[Robbie]

I hate. That's so corny.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

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