THE MILE HIGH CLUB! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast: "THE MILE HIGH CLUB!" (Ep. 211)

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Date: April 6, 2026

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Overview

This episode is a classic, unfiltered conversation between best friends Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy, blending crude humor, playful roasting, wild storytelling, and genuine discussions about adult life, relationships, travel, and the sometimes baffling realities of the world. With the backdrop of their upcoming global tour (and a lot of shout-outs for ticket sales), Peyton and Cameron dig into hilarious personal anecdotes, unexpected news stories, travel innovations, and answer childhood questions still perplexing them as adults.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Tour Announcements & YSK Universe Expansion

Timestamps: 00:31–03:25

• Peyton hypes up the YSK House Tour, with shows in London, Manchester, Sydney, Melbourne, and more.
• Tickets available with no age restriction; new channel YSK Unplug announced.
• Quote: “Your whole life can be consumed by YSK content and we want [you to] jump into the world.” – Peyton (02:49)

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2. Diarrhea Discourse & Relationship Revelations

Timestamps: 03:25–09:15

• Cameron details a public restroom dilemma, sharing a mortifying (but hilarious) diarrhea story:
  • A stranger reacts to Cameron’s explosive bathroom moment.
  • Quote: “It literally sounded if you opened your water and went—okay, all right. Now we’re getting into too much detail.” – Peyton (06:24)
• The duo debates whether partners should check each other's “accidents.”
• Peyton: His girlfriend loves him because she checked his soiled “draws.”
• Quote: “She checked the draws. She looked at my little snail trail.” – Peyton (08:03)
• Peyton confesses to “wet rectum syndrome,” prompting mock horror from Cameron.

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3. Addressing Relationship Rumors

Timestamps: 09:24–13:15

• Peyton clarifies he’s not single despite an on-air comment (“I was just talking taxes!”).
• They dissect the passive-aggressive meaning of answering "sure" instead of yes/no.
• Quote: “That ‘sure’ in itself sucks. You’re a loser. Don’t use the word ‘sure.’” – Cameron (12:43)

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4. Lamar Odom, the Afterlife, & Unbelievable Comebacks

Timestamps: 13:38–15:25

• Reaction to Lamar Odom’s near-death claim and his account of a message from Kobe Bryant in the afterlife.
• Quote: “Kobe told him ‘Hey, brother, this ain’t what you want. It’s not all what they’re saying it is.’” – Peyton (14:37)
• General disbelief and jokes about wild celebrity claims.

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5. Liv's $11,000 Scam Story

Timestamps: 17:27–24:45

• Cameron recounts how his wife, Liv, was scammed by a fake bank call and wired $11,000 to a stranger (“Jaden in Brooklyn”).
• The emotional aftermath: Cameron describes the shock, anger, and missed car purchase.
• Quote: “She sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a Bank of America account. … He withdrawed it, closed the account.” – Cameron (21:48)
• Further stories: Previous scams Liv fell for, like campus job offers and weird purchases.

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6. The Great Kit Kat Heist—And Europe’s Chocolate Crime Wave

Timestamps: 27:45–35:04

• Peyton reports the theft of 12 tons (413,793 bars) of Kit Kats in Europe.
• Cameron imagines a criminal Willy Wonka—“Wonka Escobar”—supplying the black market.
• Another infamous crime: 200,000 stolen chocolate eggs in the UK leads to an 18-month jail sentence for the thief.
• Quote: “Wonka has a kingpin dynasty in Europe. It’s Papa Wonka.” – Cameron (33:32)

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7. European Food, Weather, and Travel Jitters

Timestamps: 36:36–41:01

• The hosts express anxiety about food and weather in the UK, joking about gray skies, bland cuisine, and the lack of “dopamine” in Manchester/London.
• Discussion of English food stereotypes: beans on toast, lack of proper burgers or ribs, and needing American-style junk food.
• Worries about walking at night in London; comparisons to Gotham City.
• Quote: “I don’t wanna go to London and feel good after I eat a burger. That’s not what burgers are for.” – Peyton (39:16)

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8. Flying Innovations: Lay Down Rows & Robot Pilots

Timestamps: 45:31–54:38

• United Airlines' “lay down row” beds for economy passengers are debated—neither seems convinced by the comfort factor.
• Conversation transitions to the future of autonomous planes: Would you fly in a pilotless plane?
• Quote: “In no world would I get on a plane that has no pilot.” – Peyton (49:50)
• They argue about air traffic volumes, joking about millions of flights per day.

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9. The Mystery of Hot Air Balloons

Timestamps: 56:27–63:46

• Both admit confusion about how hot air balloons truly work (“A big tarp that’s set on fire with a bread basket on it.”).
• A deadpan, extended debate—complete with whiteboard diagrams—about how the flame fills the balloon.
• Quote: “In a regular balloon, that’s mouth to tip. You know all about that.” – Peyton (62:56)
• Joking conclusion: “You never seen a Black dude on a hot air balloon.”

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10. Tank Tops, Cleanliness, Anime, and Childhood Mysteries

Timestamps: 65:28–81:11

• Tangent about the purpose of wearing “tank tops” (wife beaters): Peyton clarifies, it’s mainly about protecting nice shirts from sweat/stains.
• How anime unites cultures; hilarious stories about bad weed deals.
• Unsolved childhood questions:
  • Who was the “dealer” on Deal or No Deal?
  • Are certain costumed TV characters (Barney, Blue from Blue’s Clues) secretly Black?
  • Other musings: If you leave a store without buying, do they think you're stealing?
  • The logic (and myth) of gum “staying in your stomach for 7 years.”
• Quote: “You have some white people folk tales. … I swallowed gum like a bandit.” – Peyton (81:53)

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11. Final Tangents, Inside Jokes, and Cultural Commentary

Timestamps: 81:33–85:52

• Peyton and Cameron riff on the Dallas roots of celebrities (Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez), under-the-ring mysteries in WWE, and wild hypotheticals about royalty and inbreeding in the British monarchy.
• As always, a heavy dash of fourth-wall-breaking, mocking themselves and the audience.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Diarrhea in public:
  • “I am Hoover Dam. My is the Hoover Dam. It is holding back a absolute monsoon of poop.” – Cameron (05:40)
• Kit Kat crime wave:
  • “Who the hell is The Fat Cathy? 12 tons!” – Cameron (28:04)
• Hot air balloons:
  • “It’s a bread basket that can hold five humans in it. … And you just flick the fireplace on, and then there’s a balloon on top of it.” – Peyton (56:52)
• Relationship authenticity:
  • “That ‘sure’ in itself sucks. You’re a loser. … But an ‘mm’ before a ‘mm, sure’—that is telling me your real answer is no.” – Cameron (12:43)
• Childhood questions:
  • “As a kid, if I went to the store but didn’t buy anything, do they think I’m stealing?” – Cameron (78:00)
  • “How the did the Fushigi work?” – Peyton (79:00)
• Identity projections:
  • “We all thought [the Deal or No Deal banker] was Black, right?” – Peyton (74:42)
  • “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles … if they were humans: Black.” – Cameron (76:40)
  • “You never seen a Black dude on a hot air balloon. … That’s like trying to imagine a dragon.” – Peyton (63:17)

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Major Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------|-------------| | House tour, Patreon, YSK Universe | 00:31–03:25 | | Bathroom/Diarrhea stories | 03:25–09:15 | | Relationship rumors, “Sure” peeve | 09:24–13:15 | | Lamar Odom, afterlife claims | 13:38–15:25 | | Liv’s $11,000 scam story | 17:27–24:45 | | Kit Kat & Chocolate heists | 27:45–35:04 | | British travel/food anxieties | 36:36–41:01 | | United’s lay-down rows & robot planes | 45:31–54:38 | | Hot air balloon confusion | 56:27–63:46 | | Tank tops, anime, odd childhood questions | 65:28–81:11 | | Misc closing tangents & inside jokes | 81:33–end |

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Tone and Style

• Off-the-wall, unfiltered, and explicit humor.
• Deeply conversational and fast-moving, with constant jokes and affectionate roasting.
• Transparent about ads and sponsorships, seamlessly transitioning back into irreverent storytelling.

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For New Listeners:

This episode is quintessential YSK: outrageous stories, unhinged debates, real-life lessons, and recurring gags. If it’s your first, expect to be both grossed out and laughing, while occasionally finding surprising insights about friendship, relationships, and growing up. The show ends on a note of gratitude, inviting fans to join them on tour or in the Patreon “Koala Club,” and teasing even more mayhem in future episodes.

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YSK fans—sound off in the comments: Do you ever find pleasure in diarrhea? Did you too believe gum really stays in your stomach for seven years? And seriously, who the hell is stealing 400,000 Kit Kats?

Transcript

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[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

Go.

[Peyton]

Hit the subscribe button to that. We have so many things. Your whole life can be consumed by YSK content and we want jump into the world. It is now tour prep time. I'm not telling you to get in the gym.

[Cameron]

What?

[Peyton]

I'm not telling you to eat right. I'm not telling you to treat your significant other well. I'm telling you to consume all the YSK content you can before we hit the road. That was inappropriate, Pierce. Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast.

[Cameron]

We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[Peyton]

Go, Cameron. That was a big much.

[Cameron]

Someone threw something.

[Peyton]

Something did throw something. If you throw that again, I'm gonna throw. I'm gonna throw this.

[Cameron]

I'm gonna throw it back on you. I'm gonna throw it back at you. I'm gonna throw.

[Peyton]

Cam, I like. I like your outfit today. It's new. Is that a new T shirt?

[Cameron]

It's a new shirt. The shoes are semi new. Shorts are about eight years old, but outside of that, pretty good. Thank you for noticing.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, you don't look well.

[Cameron]

No, yeah, I'm fighting. I'm fighting. No. Yeah, I've had diarrhea five times today. Yeah, I'm fighting. But it's good.

[Peyton]

Something about it now. Do you ever find pleasure in diarrhea?

[Cameron]

Not at all, actually.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cameron]

No. I try to trick my psyche, like, oh, it's the bad guys, the bad virus leaving me. It's really just diarrhea. It sucks.

[Peyton]

I like the initial pop,

[Cameron]

Peyton.

[Peyton]

I like that initial. And then it's like someone just, like, put dynamite in a dam and all the water's running out now. Dude, it's.

[Cameron]

It's. No, no, no. You have to tell. You have to let me say this. The reason. I mean, wow, my stomach's hurting right now. The reason I am laughing so hard at that. I just. When I just came back before we started. Yeah, yeah, Jess, here we go. When I just returned before we started shooting, right, I went to the bathroom, and as I said, I had diarrhea now that pop was so prevalent, a man commented on it. I was gonna save this. I was gonna talk. But that was the perfect segue. I literally was sitting there and I went, oh, my God. Because there was a dude in the stall right next.

[Peyton]

So you were taking Diarrhea.

[Cameron]

I was taking diarrhea. Right. Right next to me, there's a guy pooping as well. I mean, it's just quiet. No music, no little. That.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's a nightmare for me. That's a nightmare. All you can hear is each other's insides coming out.

[Cameron]

Your voice came out. You said, that's a nightmare. He said, that's a nightmare for me. It's a nightmare. No, no, that. That is. If you're a public restroom in a high rise.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Have some Frank Sinatra in the background. Something.

[Peyton]

That's why I play TikToks loud.

[Cameron]

There should never be just silence.

[Peyton]

Okay, so you're pooping in silence next to a stranger.

[Cameron]

Dead silent. He already got his. And I said, oh, man. I said, your palate's normal, at least. I said, oh, God. And I can feel it. I am Hoover Dam. My is the Hoover Dam. It is holding back a absolute monsoon of poop. And I'm sitting there, and I'm like. And I'm looking through the saw. I'm like, I can't do this to this guy. I cannot do this.

[Peyton]

This man. And nothing's happened.

[Cameron]

I'm trying. In my mind, I was waiting for anything. I was waiting for the door to open. I was waiting for him to flush. I was waiting for someone to start washing their hands. No one was coming in. It was me and him. And I went. I said, oh, God. It was like. It literally was like a. Such a pop.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And then it was just like. It literally sounded if you opened your

[Peyton]

water and went, okay, all right. All right. Now we're getting into too much detail.

[Cameron]

It was bad, bro. But the guy, the comment, he just went. He went, oh. And he's not even in the third one. You know, there's three.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I was in the deep, the big one. He's right next to me. He said, ooh, ooh. And I. It was bad, dude. It was bad. It was bad. Oh, man, I'm sweating already.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I thought.

[Cameron]

I thought about myself on the highway on the way here.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Have you ever. When's the last time you pooped yourself?

[Cameron]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I know Robbie did, like, last week, but I don't know.

[Peyton]

I pooped myself last month.

[Cameron]

I mean, as. Like, as a unit. As men.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

How are we just out here ourselves, boys?

[Peyton]

Because I find pleasure in relief. I genuinely do find pleasure and relief,

[Cameron]

but that is not that. But there's. You can't find pleasure when for every ounce of pleasure, There is discomfort and. And like. And dissatisfaction. No, I'm saying yourself.

[Peyton]

Well, I have, like, a 90% success rate, so I'm fine with a 10% failure. Like, that's just playing the odds, right? So there's a lot of times we're all literally. I. I'm really in tune with myself. So I can brew, like, I'm a barista of my bowels. I can really sit there and let it bubble, and I can pivot to make it shoot out certain ways.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, Robbie knows what I'm talking about.

[Cameron]

Oh, you twist that.

[Peyton]

So I sit there and twist the gut. But sometimes I let that coffee sit on the pot too long and it's ready to explode. And I shot some in my draws.

[Cameron]

You have been on. Oh, my gosh, you've been on espresso kick lately.

[Peyton]

Oh, so much espresso. Oh, that'll really. Oh, really gets going. But you know how I know my girlfriend loves me?

[Cameron]

How?

[Peyton]

She checked the draws.

[Cameron]

She goes, oh, let me see.

[Peyton]

It looked in there. Looked at my little snail trail.

[Cameron]

If Olivia Kennedy. If I said, babe, I think I. My pants. Yeah, check it. She would go, there's. She would never. In a. That. You have a different type of love that is really never touched. That's the love that I pray for. If I told my wife, hey, my pants. Can you look at it? Yeah. She'd say, go outside and put them in the garbage. Like, get rid of them, dude.

[Peyton]

Okay, but what if live herself? Would you check her?

[Cameron]

I'm not. I believe you. You.

[Peyton]

Your pants. What if she's unsure about it and she's pregnant?

[Cameron]

How you unsure? Whoa. How do you unsure?

[Peyton]

Oh, there's a lot of unsure.

[Cameron]

There's no unsure. You didn't know unsure.

[Peyton]

Okay. I have really wet rectum syndrome. I got wet rectum syndrome. And so a lot of times it's just paste back there. Wet rectum syndrome paste.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

It'll turn into a concrete substance if I let it sit. Sit there all day.

[Cameron]

P. Dude. Yeah, dude, there's something not. There is something not normal.

[Peyton]

Somebody knows what I'm talking about.

[Cameron]

I hope to God they don't. I hope no one out there has wet rectum.

[Peyton]

What is it?

[Cameron]

Wet rectum syndrome or an unsure. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, but that's so.

[Cameron]

Yeah, enough of the poopy talk. I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

Poopy talk with. Poopy talk with. Nice.

[Cameron]

I don't do that.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I did. So I valet my truck, my cybertruck, my brand new 2025 Cybertruck. But all right. Yeah. All right. So no.

[Cameron]

So no monthly car payment.

[Peyton]

Me and my girlfriend, we went on a. By the way, can I address what happened last week?

[Cameron]

Oh, you do? Oh, put his. Put the flame to his. Put the fire. I was house with torches and pitchforks and get his.

[Peyton]

Oh, I bet you would like that. Remember that one tiki torch time. Were you in there with the tiki torch march?

[Cameron]

Tiki torch march.

[Peyton]

Look it up. There was a tiki torch march and I think you're in it.

[Cameron]

What is a tiki torch, Mark? You got a tiki march.

[Peyton]

Do your own Googles.

[Cameron]

Is it something with. Is it.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what it was for.

[Cameron]

Get them out.

[Peyton]

And they were marched 100%. What? The march was about flannels and tiki torches.

[Cameron]

Flannels.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Where was this at?

[Peyton]

I think it was like Missouri, one of those places. Oh yeah.

[Cameron]

I don't go to Mizzou.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But so last week on the episode when I was announcing the tour. By the way, tickets are out now at. You should knowstudios.com stone I said I was explaining the tour and the. The principle behind it is Cam being a father and me being a bachelor and young and free.

[Cameron]

What else?

[Peyton]

And I said the word single. And I did say the word single. Now I'm addressing the single rumors.

[Cameron]

Comets galore.

[Peyton]

Wow. They're like.

[Cameron]

I mean, eight out of every ten.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Did he just say single guys? He say single. My favorite one was. It was like a drive by. They were like, hey, did you say you single? After talking about how rich he was, I was like, I got.

[Peyton]

I love that verse. No, so I. I was prefacing it on this, on like taxes, you know, Cuz when I filed my taxes, I file single. So that's where I was going. And it sounds better for marketing of the tour if I say single. For people that aren't quite sure you know who we are, it's better marketing. It's like, oh, daddy or sitting single hot guy. I mean, I'm going to that show.

[Cameron]

There we go.

[Peyton]

Like, they're like, oh, dad of two. Really disheveled, looking really rough. The eyes, really hot single guy.

[Cameron]

That dad of two. His, his. What was it? His eye bags could carry the groceries. He has no sleep, he looks like hell, has the same clothes, no money or rich super hot single bachelor. That's the show. That's the show.

[Peyton]

You go. Yeah. So I'm addressing that. I'm not single.

[Cameron]

Good man.

[Peyton]

I am in a relationship.

[Cameron]

Everything good with saucer.

[Peyton]

Still.

[Cameron]

Everything good with Sarah?

[Peyton]

Yeah, sure.

[Cameron]

There we go. Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's great.

[Cameron]

Sure.

[Peyton]

Yeah. No, it's fun.

[Cameron]

Now. Now let me put my FBI hat on. Sure is never. You don't like the word relationship questions. I don't like where you either yes it or you know it.

[Peyton]

And that's one of my biggest pet peeves in general. I don't like when I ask somebody a question and they say, sure.

[Cameron]

Yeah. It's like just. Just walk away.

[Peyton]

Be definite with me. Yes.

[Cameron]

Like give me a yes or give me a no.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And it's like I'm asking if you want something. Say yes or no. Sure. Like that seems like, like I'm bothering you now. Like, right.

[Cameron]

Hey, man, do you mind? I can't even think of an example. Hey, do you want this. Do you want that drink right there? You want like a Coke Zero?

[Peyton]

Sure. Like that, that makes me.

[Cameron]

Do you want it or not, though? Yeah, sure.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Like that makes me think that I'll give it to somebody that wants it, you know?

[Cameron]

Cj, do you want the Coke Zero? CJ goes, yes.

[Peyton]

It's like, Anna, hey, like, hey, you want to go out to eat? Sure. I'm like, never mind, never mind. I'm done with you.

[Cameron]

No, no. You just. That sure in itself sucks. Yeah, you're a loser. Don't use the word sure. It should be absolutely. Just gone from the English language. But an MM before an mmm. Sure. That is the. That that is telling me your real answer is no.

[Peyton]

Oh, the thinking about it then. Sure. When you get the little.

[Cameron]

The physical. The sure.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I don't like that.

[Cameron]

That's a no.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And you're just trying to be nice to me.

[Peyton]

That's inherently. You don't want to do it or you don't want whatever it is. And you're just saying it for me.

[Cameron]

Do you want to go to the game tonight?

[Peyton]

Sure. Yeah. Oh, no.

[Cameron]

Oh, go to hell.

[Peyton]

No. Any m. Sure people in the comments right now? Go to hell.

[Cameron]

How about that? Yeah. Well, hopefully not forever, but just do a quick.

[Peyton]

You can do a part time bid in hell.

[Cameron]

I don't know, you got.

[Peyton]

There's some stories you go in, you just pet bath men leave.

[Cameron]

No, there's some people been on that bed. Heart stopped. They went down. They said, wow, you think so? They said, that's hot. Yeah, that is hot place.

[Peyton]

I. I don't know.

[Cameron]

A lot of screams and then they went, they got resuscitated back.

[Peyton]

The doctor said, I've never heard that story. I'VE only heard this story. Positive. And then coming back, there's both sides. You see what Lamar Odom said? No. Lamar Odom's crazy, bro.

[Cameron]

Shout out, Lamar.

[Peyton]

I guess.

[Cameron]

I mean, yeah.

[Peyton]

Hey, brother, Kobe didn't talk to you? Kobe didn't say anything to you? Let me be honest. I'm not trying to be like that.

[Cameron]

No, there's no way. There's no way you don't know.

[Peyton]

So Lamar Odom is a. Is a former basketball player that played basketball with Kobe Bryant for a long time now. Lamar Odom has had issues with substances.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

So much of point where he. He died. Yeah, right.

[Cameron]

Yeah. He was, like, found unconscious in a brothel.

[Peyton]

Died.

[Cameron]

He died. And, yeah, I think he was like, 10 heart attacks and six strokes.

[Peyton]

And then he came back.

[Cameron]

And then he came back. Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then so now he has a documentary on Netflix. And he said he died and he was going to heaven. And he said that. Kobe told him, hey, brother, this ain't what you want. It's not all what they're saying it is.

[Cameron]

It's the craziest.

[Peyton]

And then he came back, literally said,

[Cameron]

so Lamar Odom, he claims he died. And Kobe said, I'm not gonna lie, Lamar. Hey, the afterlife ain't always what it's supposed to be. This ain't hot. You don't want this. And then he came back to life.

[Peyton]

He was like, lamar,

[Cameron]

that is the. The fact that you even thought of that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And then decided, you know, yeah, let's. Let's send it out. Yeah, let's move forward with that one. That is wicked.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

Can I. Oh, my God. Okay. This has nothing to do with the afterlife or whatever, but this is a weird thing that happened to me three mornings ago.

[Peyton]

So I woke up, right?

[Cameron]

I woke up. Well, the reason I know this is because I woke up and I had to go to the gym early that day or I wouldn't get to go.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cameron]

And I'm very.

[Peyton]

You have a gym in your house, by the way, but go ahead.

[Cameron]

It's in my garage. It's about to go to you.

[Peyton]

It is.

[Cameron]

I did not buy it for myself. I don't like home workouts. It was for my wife. She scammed me of $3,000.

[Peyton]

She said, oh, right, Put it out there.

[Cameron]

She said, I want this. It'd be a push present. I said, sure. She's used it four times. It's not for me.

[Peyton]

What's Liv's dead at right now? The 11,000 to the New Yorker.

[Cameron]

11,000 to Jaden in Brooklyn. We got three to the home gym.

[Peyton]

We never told that story.

[Cameron]

She bought. She bought. I've never told that story.

[Peyton]

We've hinted at it. Do you want to tell it real quick before you're. Before your school?

[Cameron]

Oh, God, the school. Yeah.

[Peyton]

You want to tell that story before because. Because we did promise him on an episode that we were gonna say it next week. We never did. And I saw some comments about it.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Do you want to tell the story about how your wife got scammed out of $11,000?

[Cameron]

Let's do it. She. She has her big, big girl skin now. She's over.

[Peyton]

It was a while ago in the past.

[Cameron]

Yeah. Okay. So long story short, me and Liv and Ryan, we go to the gym one day. This is when we were like years ago, like two, three years ago. We go to the gym and me and Ryan are hitting chest. She's hitting legs. Completely different parts of the gym. About 20 minutes into the workout, I'M

[Peyton]

like, let me go.

[Cameron]

Let me go peek at my pookie. You know, walk in, see her, she's on the phone. I walk up to her, I go, hey, are you alright?

[Peyton]

She goes,

[Cameron]

it's like, all right, checking on you. So I go back, do three more exercises full, like, it's now 45 minutes in the gym. I go back, another peek, she's still on the phone.

[Peyton]

Now we need to know who's on the phone now.

[Cameron]

There's no shushing me. Who you Speaking to for 45 minutes? I walk up to her and I go, who you on the phone with? And she goes, I'm just get away. It's the bank. I can't even finish my workout. I'm going to the car. I said, it's the bank. Has it been the bank for 45 minutes? She goes, yeah, yeah, I'm going to the car.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cameron]

So she takes off, she heads to the car. That's all she said. And I go, I really want to finish this lift, but something tells me that this isn't right. My wife with my money, on the phone with my bank for 45 minutes. I said, this can't be good.

[Peyton]

Hey, see you later, Ryan. I'm out. In no world does that happen.

[Cameron]

When I tell you I get to the car and her phone, we drove in her car. It shows the call on her screen. It Sundays, it's been 53 minutes now. And I said, I've never accumulative in my life. I never talked to a bank for 53 minutes. All by bank phone calls. You can add them all up. It's never been 53 minutes ever. Regardless, one time I sit down and I go, hey, I'd like you to tell me what's going on. And she goes, we've been scammed. There was fraud purchases in a Best Buy and Uber in Phoenix. And now at the time, the story this before tours, I've never touched foot in the state of Arizona. I've never been to Phoenix. Yeah. So I go, all right, that sucks. In 20 seconds, I pull out the account and I go, what charges are you talking about? There's no charges here. No. And she goes, oh, yeah, the account might be messed up. I had to send all of our money off to a different account. And I said, but what Best Buy charges? There's not a Best Buy charge. Olivia, where's my money? And she said, oh, I just talked to this guy. It's Jaden. And then the phone, it ended, like, right when I got in the call. She was like, okay, thank you. Goodbye. So she's filling me in.

[Peyton]

Wait, so let's not ignore the part she was told that there was a couple Uber at Best Buy charges. So she. So the guy on the phone told her to take all the money in your bank account to a different bank account, and she did it. No, the worst part.

[Cameron]

The worst part. So after she tells me that, she goes, they said there was some false charges, that we need to move the money to another account to protect it because someone clearly has our card. I said, no, they clearly don't. There's no charges. No, they don't. The cards in my wallet, there's no charges. So then I immediately. When I tell you, I immediately I go, get up. I'm getting the driver's seat. We switch seats. I drive straight to the first Chase I can find. I drove straight to it. And I go, hey, pretty sure my wife just got scammed. Can you please look at our account history and, like, revert that, please? Quickly. The woman goes, oh, so sorry. Yeah, it's so prevalent these days. And I was like, not for me. Please fix it. So she goes, five minutes. She comes back, she's like, yeah, guys, I'm sorry. It was. It was a wire transfer to a Bank of America. Bank of America account in Brooklyn.

[Peyton]

Wait, wait. So she transferred. She didn't even check. There was still a Chase account. She changed total bank corporations.

[Cameron]

She sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a Bank of America account. And I said to that Chase worker, I said, can I get that back, please? I said, that's my money. And she made an oopsie and she went, oh, no. It says right here that account's been closed. That hit his account. He deposit that probably standing right outside of a Bank of America. He withdrawed it, closed the account.

[Peyton]

And. And technically, even if I don't think you get that back, because she willingly.

[Cameron]

She willingly did it.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. The papers would have been on her desk in the morning.

[Cameron]

Oh, I didn't. I did not speak for 24 hours.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And in the 48 hours, we didn't leave the bed. Yeah. And she was sitting there, she said, I promise to God, I'll work and talk Taco Bell. I'm so sorry, babe.

[Peyton]

You know why you gotta work at Taco Bells?

[Cameron]

And, dude, thank God, though, I only had. I mean, I had $11,000. A ton of money like I had. But I only had that in there specifically because the very next day was the day I was supposed to go Pick up my car.

[Peyton]

I forgot about that. You're supposed to get your brand new car. That you're very excited car.

[Cameron]

And I already told him I was gonna put 10,000 down. And.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it was a whole.

[Cameron]

Yeah, I remember, dude.

[Peyton]

I remember that day.

[Cameron]

Sick.

[Peyton]

The next day, it was like. It was Ryan's birthday.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And so we all went out to go eat. And so I, I, I had known about it, but no one else at the dinner knew.

[Cameron]

Oh, my. Yeah, I called Peyton. I literally called Pen. I was like, dog.

[Peyton]

I don't know. I've never seen him like that. Yeah, I was like, no, I've never seen him.

[Cameron]

I was like, bro, I can't. I don't know.

[Peyton]

No, he was, he was like, in a dark room. He was in a dark room and he was like, you know how he gets bags?

[Cameron]

Yeah, I was a baggy.

[Peyton]

I was like, have you eaten? He goes, you. I was like, what? He's like, I have money to eat.

[Cameron]

I don't think I can eat anything worth $11,000.

[Peyton]

So we went out to, like, Ryan's birthday dinner the next day. We're all sitting there was a good time, you know, drinks are flowing, and Cam is literally, like, just sitting at the table, just staring at, like, the chips. And then Liv, Liv is like sitting next to him like this, like, just straight, like, looking at the wall. And then she starts going, yeah, her

[Cameron]

lips started getting activated. She took off, cries, and she leaves.

[Peyton]

And then Ryan whispers to me. He goes, are they fighting?

[Cameron]

He's like, are they all right? What going on?

[Peyton]

I don't know what's gonna happen. That was the only time I've ever been, bro.

[Cameron]

It was like, I would have never actually divorced live for that. But, dude, it was like, that was rough because I'm just like, you have to have.

[Peyton]

That's bad.

[Cameron]

You have to check your. That's the fact you didn't check your bank account.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I don't care if the said it was the President of the United States. Check your bank account.

[Peyton]

That's a scam that they run on, like, 90 year olds.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And they have, like, whole programs to, like, prevent that from happening tonight.

[Cameron]

They're like, offline. Like, they're not here. They're like this all day. Yeah. They call gray like that. And they're like, all right, Sonny. 11,000. Oh, thank you, Henry. It's like she was 24 years old, 25 at the time.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Check your account. Liv would get scammed by the, the African email. It's like, hey, I'M the prince of this like thing in Africa and you have a gold mine in your name.

[Cameron]

She got scammed back at Arkansas Tech too. She got scared. She got hit up saying there was an on campus job that she had to buy this specific type of paper. And it was like a receptionist job, very low hours. You could do your homework while you were clocked in. And it paid like some, it said like 1500 a week or something. And I said, olivia, I said, there's people that are getting degrees right now that aren't going to make 1500 a week with their degree and then get that job in that field. So what she do, she literally, she went to like Staples or something. She bought this specific, like it was something to do with printing and faxing papers. And then she showed up and they were like, who the hell are you? What are you talking about? So that was a weird scam because she didn't have to give them anything. You scam.

[Peyton]

I almost got scammed one time with the gift card scam. Has anybody got the gift card scam before the gift?

[Cameron]

Oh, learn me.

[Peyton]

I don't even, I don't really understand what the scam is, but basically they want you to go buy a bunch of like Best Buy and Target gift cards and put a bunch of money on them. Or like, I don't know, it's like a whole gift card scam. Somebody in the comments is going to explain it. Explain it. This episode is brought to you by Quo. Guys. Spring is a natural reset point. And if you've been putting off cleaning up the messier parts of your business, now is the time. Streamlining your communication is one of the quickest and easiest upgrades you can make, guys. From a guy that runs a business, communication is key. And finding ways to make that communication even better is what will separate you from the rest. And that's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo, spelled Q U O. The smarter way to run your business and run your business communications.

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[Cameron]

There's crime with Kit Kats.

[Peyton]

Oh, one of the biggest heists of all time. No.

[Cameron]

Wave over some Kit Kats.

[Peyton]

Some Kit Kats.

[Cameron]

No, no, no. They took all the Kit Kats. Cam.

[Peyton]

12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen.

[Cameron]

Holy sh.

[Peyton]

12 tons of KitKats were stolen.

[Cameron]

Who in the hell is the fat cat thief? Who's the. Who is The Fat Cathy? 12 tons.

[Peyton]

Yes. I'm gonna read this news article and

[Cameron]

what does that break down? Someone give me the weight of one singular KitKat bar, because that's 24,000.

[Peyton]

A total of 413. 793 Kit Kat bars were stolen.

[Cameron]

413,000.

[Peyton]

Yes. 413,000 KitKat bars were stolen off of a truck. I believe the vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for and investigations are ongoing in close collaboration with local authorities and some supply chain partners. So more than 400,000 Kit Kat Choco bars weighing around 12 tons from a truck in Europe were stolen.

[Cameron]

Who the. The villain? Like a. Like a. Like a seventh grader. It's Willie Wonka. He's like, just like, sitting that at school.

[Peyton]

No, Willy Wonka supplies low.

[Cameron]

Yeah, Willy Wonka.

[Peyton]

He can't beat the opus. He said, oh, he said.

[Cameron]

He said, man, stop that truck. He's got to take over the truck. His top hat and his cane. He said, yeah, cats is mine. He goes, them little Oompa Loompas getting angry.

[Peyton]

He's feeding the streets again. I mean, there was kit kats, see?

[Cameron]

400,000 KitKats.

[Peyton]

It's, it's, it's, it's. It's common, just drug supply. Willy Wonka was running the streets. He was supplying all the streets with kick, with chocolate. Then KitKat took over the trap.

[Cameron]

They came in, they came over, took over his corner. And then Wonka said, no. That walk a K mat, Oompa Loompa, strap up. We getting ready for a heist.

[Peyton]

I took over. I took 400,000 Kit Kat, 12 tons

[Cameron]

of your supply dog. You're not eating my palace.

[Peyton]

You know how many Oompa Loompas you have to have to take? 12 tons.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Kick out parts.

[Cameron]

You probably had about two legions of Oompa Loompas. That's a lot. That's a ton of chocolate when you really think about it. £24,000 of chocolate. That is a lot of chocolate. Well, there's. How much chocolate do they make?

[Peyton]

I want somebody right now. Cj, can you put up, like, a graphic on the screen of what 400,000 Kit Kat bars looks like?

[Cameron]

Or, like, what's an area. We can figure this out later. What is an area that 400,000 Kit Kats could cover? Like, yeah, it'd be like a whole. Like, that's a lot.

[Peyton]

I don't. I can't fathom what 12 tons looks like or feels like. Is it an elephant? One ton.

[Cameron]

Yeah. Well, that's just some. They tell you when you're kids, keep it simple. Elephants weigh a ton. You've never touched one, Mrs. Fitzgerald. Oh, that's talking about.

[Peyton]

That's actually true. Because not every elephant. No, I'm saying not every elephant can weigh the same.

[Cameron]

Exactly. Means it's not true.

[Peyton]

I didn't know until just now. I thought that was my metric of a ton. An elephant. I'd be like, oh, it's a ton.

[Cameron]

You are. You're being dead serious.

[Peyton]

No, I swear to God.

[Cameron]

Like, that's for 27 years on this earth.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You thought that if someone said, oh, that's a ton.

[Peyton]

Oh, there's a.

[Cameron]

There's a ton of pallets. There's a ton of bricks. You're so. It's an elephant.

[Peyton]

Yes. That was my metric. Anytime I hear 100 yards, it's a football field. I thought it was the same thing.

[Cameron]

Okay. But that's a. That's just a fact.

[Peyton]

And I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that at all. Because there's no way I've been to my middle school. Like, if you're going to, like, a high school football stadium, like a regular high school football stadium.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then you walk in to Jerry World, that football field's not the same size.

[Cameron]

The football field is the same.

[Peyton]

No, it's not.

[Cameron]

And same thing with basketball court perception. It's all the other shit.

[Peyton]

Oh, same thing with basketball courts. Right. 94ft, like I've gone to a park is.

[Cameron]

Is factually larger than high school, though.

[Peyton]

Is it?

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I thought it was 94ft, regardless.

[Cameron]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Peyton]

Well, I never made it to that level. Sorry. I Didn't know.

[Cameron]

Yeah. No. But a football field. You don't see the 50 yard line. 45, 40, 41 and a half. You don't see there's no extra yard.

[Peyton]

But you can't tell me that it's the same size. It just doesn't look it like you. You know what I'm saying?

[Cameron]

What does that matter? It doesn't lick it. Wait, it doesn't lick it. What does that matter?

[Peyton]

Like, it's. It's. It's something that's always been on my mind of like.

[Cameron]

Because the Hendrickson Hawks football stadium can sit maybe 800 human beings, Jerry. World can fit 100, 8,000. Of course it's not gonna look it the same. The field is the same, the sports the same.

[Peyton]

Shout out to Hendrickson High School. I'm gonna be back in Austin.

[Cameron]

Sorry. What is it?

[Peyton]

For the. For the you should know house tour. You should know podcast House tour. We're going on tour, Austin, Texas. Tickets available now. You snowstudios? No.

[Cameron]

What is it? Oh, hawks die. Rather be fat than fly.

[Peyton]

Rather fly than fat.

[Cameron]

Rather be fly than fat.

[Peyton]

You wouldn't know.

[Cameron]

I wouldn't know.

[Peyton]

So. But this is not the only. There's a lot of chocolate highs going on. So mean, dude. That's so. Well, we said that because fly fat,

[Cameron]

you go, you wouldn't know.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that is mean.

[Cameron]

No, I love it.

[Peyton]

But this is not the only massive chocolate ice to have taken place recently in Europe.

[Cameron]

What the happening in Europe, dog? Why are they stealing chocolate?

[Peyton]

There was a British man sentenced to 18 months in jail in July of 2023 for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs. What the do you want with chocolate eggs? Like, what are you, like.

[Cameron]

No, no, no, no. Wonka's the new Griselda. Europe, dog. Wonka has a kingpin dynasty in Europe.

[Peyton]

It's Papa Wonka.

[Cameron]

He's got his cane, his top hat. He goes, jeffrey, the eggs are out today. Grab them for me. It just hangs up.

[Peyton]

It's Willie Escobar masks up.

[Cameron]

He's ready to go to jail. A man went to jail for a year and a half over chocolate eggs.

[Peyton]

Regardless of that, it's not like you can do anything with 200,000 eggs. That's what I'm saying. Are you.

[Cameron]

Are you calling every seventh grader that sells snacks in their schools? And you're just the. The plug.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

For chocolate eggs. What do you do with that?

[Peyton]

Willie Escobar.

[Cameron]

He has to be. That's what I'm saying. This makes.

[Peyton]

Why are you stealing chocolate And I'm just. Because it has an expiration date. It's not like you can hold on to this forever.

[Cameron]

400.

[Peyton]

And it's not like there's a. There's not like a limit like on chocolate in Europe. There's a lot of chocolate in Europe, obviously. Yeah. You go to any store. And we're going to be in Europe for the YSK House tour. Tickets are available now at you should know studios.com.

[Cameron]

that's beautiful.

[Peyton]

I just don't understand.

[Cameron]

Why are people gonna buy your stolen chocolate eggs?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Why are people gonna buy your stolen Wonka Escobar KitKat?

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's strange.

[Cameron]

There's still stores everywhere.

[Peyton]

It's.

[Cameron]

What do you do? Are you melting it down? What, are they gonna build the next chocolate Eiffel Tower? Are they doing some weird little rehabilitation project?

[Peyton]

Willy Wonka needs a second factory.

[Cameron]

I'm. Second fact. He's got the. He's got that continent on lock.

[Peyton]

He's raised running.

[Cameron]

He's got his gunners going out and in stopping truckloads. Yeah, people are stopping. That's.

[Peyton]

That's.

[Cameron]

That's. That's a fast and furious. They have electronics. They said, nah, we just want the Kit Kats.

[Peyton]

I was told truck. I was told we go to Europe to be careful about like, your jewelry, your. Your watches, stuff like that. Now I'm not carrying chocolate on my person.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Because someone would just run over me and take my eggs.

[Cameron]

Dude. Okay, you just said that. And that made me think of this. There's this guy that. I think he's freshly new to TikTok.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna say black.

[Cameron]

I don't. He is black. But how'd you know?

[Peyton]

Because you're like this.

[Cameron]

Oh, no. Yes.

[Peyton]

It was coming out.

[Cameron]

Yeah, he's black. It's like. It's like a fighting urge. No, but he does. So he. My short.

[Peyton]

Slow down. You're moving so much.

[Cameron]

He does. I hope I can say this, but he does, like, knife tricks. Like, okay, so he does. He like makes disappear. Actually pretty cool. I don't remember his name. I'm sorry.

[Peyton]

He makes disappearing. Makes knives disappear.

[Cameron]

Like, he does these tricks and he calls them. Like. He's like the start of the video, he's like, these are three new knife tricks that I've made and I've named them myself. Please enjoy. And then he goes to do it.

[Peyton]

There's like metal music in the background.

[Cameron]

And he's just like looking at you intently. He's like. This is called the corridor. Whatever. Some. It's like, but, but you literally don't see it. Like very good sleight of hand. And I was just sitting and I watched the video and I was like, that's actually cool. I went to the comments. Every single comment was like, you would literally be the king of England if you came here. They said you would be the greatest villain in England's history because they don't have gun stuff. And I always forget that. Like how are we in 2026?

[Peyton]

Well, now you're getting into some political things.

[Cameron]

I'm saying like that's, that's wild.

[Peyton]

That seems nice.

[Cameron]

That seems very nice.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But okay, I have a hot take on that and like, but I don't because we're going to England for our YSK House where tickets are available now. You shouldn't knowstudios.com so I don't want to say anything crazy. And then whenever they get there, them running me down.

[Cameron]

Let's say it on stage, men.

[Peyton]

Damn. Running me down. Oh yeah. I will now if I see a shiesty in the crowd in our our show because we're coming to London and Manchester, tickets are available, you know, studios.com and, and if you come with a shisty. I mean Robbie is profiling.

[Cameron]

He said, he said you're out of there.

[Peyton]

And he goes, it's just coat mending.

[Cameron]

He's just bit coat. We pissing day for a point in it. Hey look, there's a boys.

[Peyton]

Can I say this? Okay, so we are going to. To man.

[Cameron]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

No, let me say this. I gotta get this out. We are going to Manchester and London for our tour coming up. Tickets are available now. I am not excited to go over there. Hot take, hot take, hot take.

[Cameron]

Oh, boiling hot. I am very excited.

[Peyton]

Okay. I am excited because I get to see James and Fujad and I get to see my light skinned beauty in front of me. Yes. Like I'm. I'm very excited to see them, honestly.

[Cameron]

I'll just take Fujad, we'll go kick it. Y' all can have a little date.

[Peyton]

Okay, that's fine. I don't think I'm going to get my nutritional needs over there.

[Cameron]

No.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Actually no.

[Peyton]

Yo food is.

[Cameron]

And I'm convinced there's no.

[Peyton]

And I was telling James about this. I was telling James about this when we were texting because we text voice notes to be honest. I mean his voice sounds great over DMS by the way. So he made me sign NDA. Just kidding. So I was telling him. I was like, hey, I was like, do you have any tips for whenever we go out to your hometown of London, Manchester? And he goes, no, you're gonna have a great time. And I was like, yeah, but the food situation. What do y' all eat? And he goes, we eat the same thing you do.

[Cameron]

And I go, no, the. You don't. No, you don't. Bollocks.

[Peyton]

Don't they eat, like, beans in the morning?

[Cameron]

Beans and toast, a bunch of assortments of teas.

[Peyton]

They don't have, like, ribs, do they?

[Cameron]

They don't eat ribs or they don't

[Peyton]

eat burgers over there.

[Cameron]

That's so much.

[Peyton]

Do they have burgers?

[Cameron]

They probably have burgers, but it's probably. I mean, they definitely have McDonald's. They call it Mackie's. They do, really? Called Mackie's. See, I don't fry. Is Mackie's in a shake.

[Peyton]

But the thing about that makes American burgers so good is the gmo.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God, the pollution.

[Peyton]

I want my burgers injected with things that are gonna ruin me in 20 years.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I don't care.

[Cameron]

In the physical moment, I get a dopamine hit that is unbeatable. Yes. I take a bite and I go, God, everything. I can smell colors. I am living.

[Peyton]

Yes. I don't want to go to.

[Cameron]

My tummy hurts later that night. That's fine. You live where your feet are.

[Peyton]

Yes. I don't want to go to London and feel good after I eat a burger. That's not what burgers are for. I'll eat cabbage

[Cameron]

shoes and I'll walk around. I'll jump on the back of a trolley.

[Peyton]

And can I say, they don't have sunshine over there.

[Cameron]

They really. It looks great.

[Peyton]

So scary. Like, it looks like I'm in Gotham City and I don't want to go there.

[Cameron]

I thought I was the only one. I do not want to walk around at night over there.

[Peyton]

I know.

[Cameron]

I do not want to walk around. I'm not like, in New York. It's like, okay, clutch your pearls a little bit. Hella lights. There's LED lights everywhere. There's signs, all sorts. You could still see.

[Peyton]

I feel there's not enough dopamine in Manchester or London.

[Cameron]

I feel like if I walk around in London at night, like, Dr. Hyde and Jekyll are, like, coming out from a corner. It's gonna be. Dude, I do not. Those things fish with the teeth. Those memes used to be, like, the London accents.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

I feel like those are physical creatures that are kind of come around the corner.

[Peyton]

The fish People.

[Cameron]

Yeah. I do not want to be around

[Peyton]

the corner and I just feel like there's a lot.

[Cameron]

Like, does it seem.

[Peyton]

I don't.

[Cameron]

It's sadness.

[Peyton]

I'm naturally depressed. Like I'm naturally depressed. And I live in a great city. I don't want to go to the gray city where I got to go.

[Cameron]

The tube. Oh, oh, there. The boys off the tube. That's going to say about it.

[Peyton]

Like I feel like there's no.

[Cameron]

I got my ticket to the boys from the tube. Pissing night for a bite in it. I'm going to be like, these aren't. This isn't the same species as me. Yeah, it can't be.

[Peyton]

It can't. Like, the sun doesn't go to London, does it?

[Cameron]

No. It's constant night time. Yeah.

[Peyton]

A lot of clouds, a lot of gray.

[Cameron]

Ah, dude, I'm so glad you said that. I thought I was the only one.

[Peyton]

Yeah. But tickets are available now. You should know studios.com. so maybe it will change our mind when we go there. We can talk about it in person when you come to our show.

[Cameron]

You should know studios.com what I was gonna say about 15 minutes ago, by the way.

[Peyton]

Yeah, tell me. I forgot. Okay.

[Cameron]

Three days ago I had to go to the gym early, remember?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I had to go or I'd missed the workout. So I literally forced myself. I'm talking like eyes crusty, driving to the gym, very tired. For whatever reason. When I get to the gym, I have to finish my drink before I go in. So I go, let me do them for a little bit. I get to a video of the best. The top five WWE Returns of all time.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

Oh, it's.

[Peyton]

Those are the best videos ever. The best pops.

[Cameron]

They're the best pops. The best videos. Okay, so it goes through. It was the edge one at the Royal Rumble.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Like 2020.

[Cameron]

John Cena. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Roman Reigns.

[Cameron]

It was the Brock Lesnar against John.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cameron]

And I forgot what the last one is. But then all of a sudden I'm sitting there, I'm just like, man, I look up in my rear view, I am crying. I am a grown man. Full blown tears are coming down my cheek from both eyeballs. I was crying and I literally out loud went, what the is wrong with me?

[Peyton]

No. I swear to go watching WWE Returns like they're like war veterans coming back home. That's crazy. Like, that is. Oh my God, I love me some wwe. I mean, obviously I have. I have gotten goosebumps. I would never cry publicly over John Cena. Coming back at money in the bank.

[Cameron]

It was the Brock one that did it for me.

[Peyton]

No, crying for Brock Lesnar is crazy.

[Cameron]

No, because it was a build up. It was the edge one. It was the John and then that Brock, he said. And I literally looked up. I was like full blown tears coming down my eye. And the way you just said like the, like the soldiers coming home. Yeah, that was the exact feeling.

[Peyton]

No, it's disrespectful to our men and women.

[Cameron]

No. Every time I watch those videos, I cry too. Yeah, every single time.

[Peyton]

But, but okay, well, was it a sad thing? I don't do that.

[Cameron]

I was a mess. I don't know what happened. Like I was going through something. I was clearly tired. I didn't probably didn't want to be at the gym. I, I, that sounds of Brock Lesnar returning the look on John Cena's face, the emotions of the people that were there. Like, it's like I felt good that they all got to feel good in that moment.

[Peyton]

A lot of things that made you great are gone.

[Cameron]

That's such a simple but hurtful sentence. What was it? A lot of the things that made you greater God. Oh my God, dude, that is so simple but good.

[Peyton]

That's so mean. Oh, it's so mean.

[Cameron]

Things that made you greater God. Oh.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

should know, podcast dude. Speaking of travel. That is true though.

[Cameron]

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[Peyton]

We just talked about going to tour because we were going on tour like. And tickets are available now. You should know. Studios dot com. Yeah, perfect.

[Cameron]

Forgot.

[Peyton]

God. Link in the description now.

[Cameron]

Oh God.

[Peyton]

I want to talk about travel. I saw this thing and I want to know if you would do it. United Airlines has created a new way of flying. Have you seen it? So basically they have created the lay down row.

[Cameron]

What?

[Peyton]

So you know how you can you normally. You know the great part about flying is when you get to your, your seat and then no one sits in those two seats next to you and you're like, oh, I got the whole row to myself. Yes. Well, now there's an option to just have the whole row, but instead of it being individual seats, it comes up to where it transforms into a bed kind of situation where you can lay on. And they just rolled these out.

[Cameron]

This is a real thing.

[Peyton]

A real thing. United Airlines has talked about it happening right now. Happening right now on certain of their. Certain amount of their airbuses.

[Cameron]

So is it so that. Okay, so it's still three seats.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

But if you elect the option to have the lay down.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Then it becomes like a bench thing.

[Peyton]

It comes like, it goes up like this and you can just lay on it. You get blanket service and all.

[Cameron]

It's really nice ununited.

[Peyton]

And can I say this? I don't know if I would want that.

[Cameron]

Why?

[Peyton]

Because I don't like being sideways on planes.

[Cameron]

I don't like being sideways in many things in life. I don't like. It's not fun. It's my hips.

[Peyton]

Well, your hips are that of an 80 year old woman that's still trying to give birth. Yeah. I mean just dust and shouldn't happen, but like I don't think that as cool and as innovative as that is, I don't think I would want to do it. I don't think.

[Cameron]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like, I think, I think people just underestimate. Even if my first off, if you're on the window side.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

This not a straight wall. It's literally like this.

[Peyton]

Yes. It's curved.

[Cameron]

So I'm like this. I'd be like that with my feet up.

[Peyton]

Yes. Thank you.

[Cameron]

And that's not comfy. Now if I'm on the aisle side,

[Peyton]

you have no back support.

[Cameron]

What am I just gonna fall back?

[Peyton]

Thank you. And no one's thinking about that. Like, yes, you can lay down. There's more like there's these recliner systems almost that come up and you can lay down on it. But what's your back going on? Unless you're a small person, you can just lay down flat on that and it's not comfortable.

[Cameron]

Terrible back.

[Peyton]

Oh, I got support curvature in my back. But what. Okay, that curve.

[Cameron]

Good morning. Is this a. Why do you think they did this though? Why do you think they made it? Because I think a lot of people want that.

[Peyton]

A lot of people are like, oh,

[Cameron]

yes, I get the whole world of myself. Okay, but what's the premium?

[Peyton]

I don't know. I haven't found any price about it. I don't think they've rolled that out yet, but it can. Do you think it should be more or less expensive than a first class?

[Cameron]

It has to be less expensive.

[Peyton]

No, it has to be, right?

[Cameron]

It has to. If. Is it. Do you know if the bench seat fold away system that you're still sitting at 24D.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You just get to prop your feet up. Is more expensive than a first class

[Peyton]

ticket because a lot of the first class premiums, you get to get on the plane early, which I don't get the excitement about that. And you get the free alcohol, you get the food, you get the snacks,

[Cameron]

you get the two free checked bags.

[Peyton]

Now if I'm paying more for the whole lay down and I don't get the extra snacks, the food or the alcohol, then what's the point?

[Cameron]

That's stupid. No, that's stupid. That is very. Bro. I'm thinking, okay, hear me out. I actually, I was talking to somebody. I actually said this about maybe like two, three weeks ago. I think with what Elon is doing with Tesla, how he's starting to get to the like completely autonomous taxis, right? Yeah, he sold out in Austin. And I said, we're going to Austin

[Peyton]

for our tour, by the way. Calm.

[Cameron]

I said, I don't think it'll be too long till stuff like that hits aviation. Now what I mean, you.

[Peyton]

What I mean, no, I am never.

[Cameron]

You get on a plane with. From Tesla, from Elon.

[Peyton]

I don't care who is from.

[Cameron]

You have a cybertruck and you have

[Peyton]

the name out of it. Take the name out of it if you would.

[Cameron]

You get on a fully autonomous plane. It is, it is proven, it's certified for safety. They've done test flights, but there is not a single staff on board. There's not a singular staff on board. The people that come down and give you the drinks and the little pretzels and the little, little garden salsa, sunnies.

[Peyton]

No robot people up in the flight.

[Cameron]

There's no one there. It's just a robot plane.

[Peyton]

In no world would I get on a plane that has no pilot.

[Cameron]

Really.

[Peyton]

Why would you? Why would you.

[Cameron]

You get. You have done a full self driving.

[Peyton]

I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground and I can

[Cameron]

take over whenever I still can. Stuff can still be fatal.

[Peyton]

But listen. No, no, no, listen.

[Cameron]

So I would not ask, I would venture there's so much more corrective technology in a plane than there's in a car.

[Peyton]

Can I say this though? When I'm in my self driving truck, if. If I don't want it to self drive anymore, I just take over if I'm 57,000ft in the air.

[Cameron]

I mean that's not, that's not a commercial flight. In a flight you are near out of the atmosphere. Like that is a. That's a significant way up.

[Peyton]

And the plane is flying itself. And I'm starting to get a little panic. I'm getting a little scared. These.

[Cameron]

Oh, but that's you.

[Peyton]

I can't just take over.

[Cameron]

But that's you. That's not the plane.

[Peyton]

Or if there's not. Not even just me. If there's not a person in there that could take over when something goes wrong. Gets insane work. Who would ever get on that? Like I understand if there's a pilot on board, but it's still fully autonomous, right? It's so fully autonomous. But they got a backup guy. Okay, that might. Because that's what they do with autopilot anyway. And any pilot that does autopilot, that's not good. Don't you fly my.

[Cameron]

But hear me out. Have you seen, have you seen the. What's the movie with Tom Hanks? He lands on the Hudson. What is that called?

[Peyton]

Free Willy Sully. Sully.

[Cameron]

So Free Willy Sully, when they, when the birds hit their engines, they start going down. The guy, his co pilot literally has to go through this manual. It says if you don't have this, hit that. So I'm saying it's not too far fetched to have an AI agent that is built into the plane. That if this happens, you're checking this. If this light goes on, you go

[Peyton]

to the like, who's checking it?

[Cameron]

Me. The AI. That's what AI is already no cam dude, my AI.

[Peyton]

Ms. Anubis is. Ms. Anubis is stupid. Mr. Novis is dumb. Now she's told me the. The most. I asked her what you were missing. Well, we call each other that. Oh God, I asked her. I asked her what time it was. She told me it was like 2pm it was 7:30 at night.

[Cameron]

Like the.

[Peyton]

Is dumb. And you think I want Mr. Novis to fly me 70,000ft in the air?

[Cameron]

She can never be a pilot. She can never be a pilot. There's. There's way bigger and better AI So

[Peyton]

you would get on a plane that flies itself fully autonomous with no pilot on board.

[Cameron]

Now, it would definitely have to be like years, years. Years in the future. Like I. Okay, I'd say this. I would get on it once. Personal record in my life of someone else getting on.

[Peyton]

You won't even get on a Waymo.

[Cameron]

No, I'd get in a Waymo.

[Peyton]

You. You could have. And you said no because K. Robin

[Cameron]

Pierce got in it. I saw how it went. Now I can get on a Waymo.

[Peyton]

I would never do that.

[Cameron]

Granted, they.

[Peyton]

Yeah, they almost hit a person.

[Cameron]

Yeah. But there's not. There's not too much foot traffic in the sky.

[Peyton]

P. Are you nuts? Have you ever seen a. The sky with no clouds?

[Cameron]

You think there's more traffic for pl. Traffic for planes than there is cars?

[Peyton]

I live by the airport, so.

[Cameron]

Yeah, in the sky. You jack wagon. Not when they're on the wheels.

[Peyton]

They're in the sky. They're just not high.

[Cameron]

I see.

[Peyton]

Dude. No. There's so many times. Yes. Yes. There's so many times. I look out my window up at the sky and I see helicopters, commercial flights, private flights. Like intersecting cam. Look how many flights go out a day internationally? Millions.

[Cameron]

No, sir. No, sir.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

There is millions.

[Peyton]

Millions of people.

[Cameron]

You think there's. Okay, I want you to think about this. I want you to think about this. From the time a Runway. A bird takes off.

[Peyton]

A plane.

[Cameron]

Yes. A plane takes off and that Runway gets cleared for someone else to land. And then that plane, everything. What do you think the time is for? Just one.

[Peyton]

So say for example, where'd they come

[Cameron]

from for like a 32nd for 836 is playing to leave to its destination. Another one to land terminal. All the way to that. And then clean that plane. And then another one.

[Peyton]

Just one plane?

[Cameron]

Just one.

[Peyton]

One terminal. Yeah. Probably 10 minutes. 30 minutes. Sometimes they double park.

[Cameron]

Peyton, it's. It's 20 minutes. It is 20 minutes. I see the people walk off the plane before I'm even on that plane.

[Peyton]

That's different. There's. Because there's rules and restrictions. They got to check and refuel fuel.

[Cameron]

Then why'd you tell me 10 minutes?

[Peyton]

You're saying by the time it gets there.

[Cameron]

No, I'm saying from, from. From. Just from gate A36. This plane takes off.

[Peyton]

What does that matter when there's a thousand terminals in one airport? And that's one airport. We have seven airports in our city.

[Cameron]

We have two.

[Peyton]

Two big ones.

[Cameron]

Big ones. And there's nowhere near a thousand gates.

[Peyton]

Cam, there's like a thousand airlines in dfw. Private stuff like that. There's thousands of them everywhere. There was one by the studio we were looking at. It was called like. I don't want to say it, but it was like it had like two choppers in there. There's plate. There's millions of flights going out daily.

[Cameron]

There's not millions of flights going out daily.

[Peyton]

I didn't hear you.

[Cameron]

Not. We need a fact check on that. I cuz you don't know either. Don't you say I didn't know.

[Peyton]

You didn't.

[Cameron]

You don't know either. I am betting my it's not seven digits.

[Peyton]

Oh, speaking of flights.

[Cameron]

A million.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

You always got your little glasses on.

[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

Ah, dude, I've never. Never got that either.

[Peyton]

It's a big tarp that's set on fire with a bread basket on it.

[Cameron]

You ever seen how thick they are? First off, they're lying. I don't think that's a balloon. Like, they're not. Like, that's not the. That's not latex. That's not a balloon.

[Peyton]

I'm allergic to latex. Literally.

[Cameron]

Like, that's some that could, like, sail the Black Sea or whatever. That is a mat. Okay. That is a ma. It is a mat. Tarp is a perfect word. It is huge.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I don't understand this.

[Cameron]

Because you're blowing hot air in it.

[Peyton]

That's what I'm saying. How the hell do hot air balloons work? Because all it is, like, just think how simple this science is. It is a basket, right? A basket. It's a bread basket that can hold five humans in it. And then all it's got is a big, big oven on top of it, and you just flick the fireplace on, and then there's a. There's a balloon on top of it. And if you set fire to the balloon, you're up in the air.

[Cameron]

Hallelujah, we're off. Let's go pick up the groceries. Oh, and then. Then you throw in there's controls up there.

[Peyton]

You can control a hot air balloon.

[Cameron]

Oh, there's people hitting. Cutting off the gas, turning it back.

[Peyton]

Whoa. There's steering wheels and hot air balloons.

[Cameron]

I don't know about a whole steering wheel, but I know there's levers for the. The gas, the fire. They go. Oh, a little too high. Let's drop it down. Oh, no problem, Craig. Really?

[Peyton]

I didn't know there was pilots. All right, we're good.

[Cameron]

Get back to cruising altitude.

[Peyton]

How do you land a hot air balloon?

[Cameron]

Cut the heat off. No, but make it a cold air.

[Peyton]

How do you not just plummet?

[Cameron]

I don't know, dude.

[Peyton]

I'm with you. This is nuts.

[Cameron]

I'm with you on this one. We need to, like. What? We need to be educated. We need to look it up.

[Peyton]

Okay, I'm gonna pull up a picture of a Hot air balloon. Cj Put this on screen.

[Cameron]

We need to pull it up. I never understood it, and I honestly.

[Peyton]

Because somebody made a TikTok how we don't Google things. And I'm gonna Google it right now. Oh, you. That's a big balloon.

[Cameron]

Oh, they're massive.

[Peyton]

Okay, I just found one. Cj, I'm gonna send this to you. This picture literally has at least 15 people on this hot air balloon. And the strings are this thin.

[Cameron]

Yeah. Like, get out of here, dude.

[Peyton]

I don't understand. First of all, I don't understand the takeoff, because where is the balloon? Whenever you take off. Off.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Because this is. I want to work this out before you tell me.

[Cameron]

Have it sitting off to the side like a bonnet. It's, like, in the back right there.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, blow me dry.

[Cameron]

Because.

[Peyton]

So there's a balloon sitting on the ground on the grass, right? Everybody's in the basket. A guy turns on a lamp, and then the air balloon just knows to come over here.

[Cameron]

It starts to fill up.

[Peyton]

How if it's over there, if the. If the heat is right here and

[Cameron]

the balloon's over because there's an opening. There's an opening like that.

[Peyton]

Opening on what?

[Cameron]

What? To where the heat goes into the balloon.

[Peyton]

But if the balloon's over here, how the hell. If the heat's here and the balloon's here, how the hell is the balloon getting up here and then going up. I'm saying, how do we get the balloon erect?

[Cameron]

Think about, like a regular balloon. You know how there's a little blowhole,

[Peyton]

but the heat is here, and the balloon is here.

[Cameron]

Peyton. It's not leaving, though. It's going into the balloon.

[Peyton]

No, there's space. It's not connected. It's not like this.

[Cameron]

It's like this exact.

[Peyton]

But there's no things here can. There's. It's hard. There's no thing connecting it here to here.

[Cameron]

The balloon is connecting it. It's its own thing.

[Peyton]

When you're in a hot air balloon. When you're in a hot air balloon, you're not encompassed in the balloon. There's space in between. You can go like this, and you're not in the balloon. You could see out.

[Cameron]

Okay, so how can you. From the basket.

[Peyton]

Listen, we're taking off the basket.

[Cameron]

Basket. There's some air. You can go a couple Ds. You can get some hand scissors. Right? Then there's an open to the balloon.

[Peyton]

Where's the balloon?

[Cameron]

The balloon is above you. When we're on the ground, it's off to the side.

[Peyton]

You're not getting it. You're not getting it. So if the balloon.

[Cameron]

Give me a balloon. I'll show you. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Give me a balloon. I'll show you.

[Cameron]

Give me the. Give me the.

[Peyton]

Give me the.

[Cameron]

Give me. Give it to me.

[Peyton]

A different whiteboard.

[Cameron]

Give me a different whiteboard. Oh, my God. Why is it so hard?

[Peyton]

No, you.

[Cameron]

Why is it hard?

[Peyton]

No, no. Give me.

[Cameron]

No. Give me that marker. Give me that marker.

[Peyton]

No, but you're gonna explain because you looked it up. I want to give you mine.

[Cameron]

I did not look it up. I see it on your phone. This is just talking about why it says warm air is less dense and it caused it to rise.

[Peyton]

Okay, let me just give you mine.

[Cameron]

Let me.

[Peyton]

Let me give you mine. And then you could. Cuz you're probably gonna be. You probably look it up. You have useless knowledge. You have useful time.

[Cameron]

You're probably gonna do some dumb. That makes you sound right for two seconds.

[Peyton]

It's not.

[Cameron]

You're gonna leave the conversation. That's how you're gonna listen.

[Peyton]

Listen.

[Cameron]

You go see no blue balloon makes. No. You get wrong. And then you're gonna go, next topic.

[Peyton]

You trying to eight mile me? Look, this is how hot air balloons work when they're filled up, Right. They got the big balloon. That's the balloon, Right. There's tethers here.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

With the basket, right? Yes. And there's people. All this is open space, right?

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

There's nothing connecting the heat to the balloon. It's open space. Right. So if you're. Now we're gonna take it back to step one, level one, right? There are people in the basket, right? There's people in the basket, right?

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

The heater is right here with the flames.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Peyton]

The balloon is down here. How the hell does that fill up if the heat is coming up here and not filling the balloon?

[Cameron]

Give me the board. Give it to me. Now. This. Everything you said was right. And that is why I am baffled that you can't understand this. Okay? This is your precious little basket. That's your basket. You got people. Boom, boom, boom. Okay. You got the little tethers. Here's the opening. Right.

[Peyton]

I zoned out. What part are we at?

[Cameron]

Let's get people.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Open space. This is your heater, right?

[Peyton]

Yes. Show the flame. Show the flames.

[Cameron]

Okay, here's the flame there for you, bubba. So if we're already in the sky, the balloon is like this, right?

[Peyton]

Right.

[Cameron]

It's already nice.

[Peyton]

Oh, I think I just did that.

[Cameron]

Okay. Right. So we're not in the sky yet, kids.

[Peyton]

Nope.

[Cameron]

So our balloon is hanging off to the side like a big old bonnet, right?

[Peyton]

No, that's wrong, though, because in. In the regular pictures, the flame is not connected to the balloon.

[Cameron]

How do you think the flame gets in the balloon?

[Peyton]

That's what I'm saying. I'm not understanding the middle part.

[Cameron]

There's no. This is all a balloon. When they cut the heater on, trying

[Peyton]

to piss me off.

[Cameron]

When they cut the heater on, they cut the flame on. It's gonna start. It's like. It's literally like a balloon. Have you never seen a balloon being blown up?

[Peyton]

It's different because in a regular balloon, that's mouth to tip. You know all about that. Take.

[Cameron]

Take the regular balloon take. I want you to answer me this.

[Peyton]

Yes, Balloon.

[Cameron]

Take the regular balloon. Take it off your lips.

[Peyton]

Here you go. Okay, so I go like this. And I get. It will work.

[Cameron]

If it's something as strong as hot air supposedly is to these balloons.

[Peyton]

It's on the ground, is what I'm saying. How if the thing I don't get so the flame starts sideways, too. Peyton, I'm done. I don't really care anyway. I'm never gonna hire a balloon that's white people. You never seen a black dude. Hey, Dario, you ever go on a hot air balloon? Told you. You ain't never gonna see a black dude on a hot air balloon. Him. You're never gonna see it. Never gonna see it. Never see that. Close your eyes and imagine it. You can't. That's like trying to imagine a dragon.

[Cameron]

You will never imagine dragons.

[Peyton]

Now pick me.

[Cameron]

I forgot all their songs. I feel it in my bones Enough

[Peyton]

to make my sister moan oh, is that not the. Is it?

[Cameron]

No, boy, we're not making. I'm making sisters moan.

[Peyton]

That's not the words. No, wait, hold on. Let me sing it again.

[Cameron]

I feel it in my bones Enough to make my sister moan Because I

[Peyton]

was thinking as a twin sister. Like telepathy. Like, it pains, you know, when your twin feels pain. They can feel it. Welcome to the new age Wait, what is that?

[Cameron]

What's the other big song? I feel it in my bones Enough to make my sister moan welcome to the new age Age to the new age welcome to the new age.

[Peyton]

Wait, what's the words?

[Cameron]

No, but speaking.

[Peyton]

Does that make sense, though? Enough to make my sister moan no, bubba, it doesn't. Grown.

[Cameron]

Grown. Not really. I'm not talking about a sister in the song. Enough to make My people moan, sister moan. System blow. Welcome to the. That's.

[Peyton]

I think it might be from Arkansas. He's making sister moment.

[Cameron]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm radioactive. Speaking of being black, I have a. What? Speaking of being black, we're talking about how black people will never get in

[Peyton]

the hot air balloon. You're not black.

[Cameron]

Well, I know I'm not, but I'm saying, speaking about people being black, would you want to be.

[Peyton]

I want to be black in certain situations.

[Cameron]

I want to be myself. I like being Cameron Michael Kennedy.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's called giving up.

[Cameron]

That's called giving up. No, but the bringing up the now, this now, it might not be about speaking about being black, but I saw you the other day and for the first time in about, I don't know, four years, I saw you had a wife beater on underneath your shirt.

[Peyton]

It's called a tank top.

[Cameron]

You had a tank top on underneath your shirt?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Now I, now we've discussed this way back in time, like in college, like I'm pulling up like a 10 year old conversation. I'm bringing it to the air, right? What is the purpose of the beater? What is the purpose of the tank top? Why do we wear them? Because I thought.

[Peyton]

Who's we? I thought it was.

[Cameron]

Oh, no, no.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Cameron]

I went through a phase. 100% wore them to fit in with my brothers.

[Peyton]

So you're saying black people only wear tank tops under their shirts?

[Cameron]

No, no. And it's really not. Because I see a lot of fellow Caucasians.

[Peyton]

Lot of. A lot of Caucasians get cornrows.

[Cameron]

Yeah, well, yeah, that doesn't make it right, but I'm saying genuinely. Yeah. Why do we wear them under the shirt?

[Peyton]

It's a cleanliness thing.

[Cameron]

Never would have guessed that. Well, it's.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's for sure.

[Cameron]

How does that make you more cleanliness?

[Peyton]

It's cuz you're separating your skin from your nice garments. Like, right, so that's for like sweat protection and like deodorant.

[Cameron]

That's what I thought it was for. Sweat. Because I sweat like a. Yeah, you

[Peyton]

sweat like a little pig.

[Cameron]

Sweat like a stuck little pig. Sorry, that might be a bit much. And I'm sitting there, sweat, trying to get back to my mama. That's me.

[Peyton]

How do people watch this?

[Cameron]

I don't know. I'm sorry, Sorry. But so it's cleanliness.

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's like with y', all, y' all wear, y' all just wear your feet out and like, you know, I mean, like, yesterday at the gym, this dude had no shoes, no socks, walking around. That's some y' all people.

[Cameron]

He did. And he was of our kilt.

[Peyton]

He's never seen a tank top.

[Cameron]

No, no, no.

[Peyton]

Never seen a tank top.

[Cameron]

He's watched every anime there ever been, though.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

How? Dude, you know that. That's what they say is one of

[Peyton]

the biggest uniters through cultures as animals. Anime.

[Cameron]

Anime.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't really watch them. I used to watch anime only when I. Like when I used to, like. And I was never a big smoker, but I used to smoke. Just sometimes.

[Cameron]

Yeah, just a little bit here and there.

[Peyton]

Yeah. When I used to smoke that gas,

[Cameron]

When I used to. It's like, I never used to be a big smoker. Really, dude. But when I would hit that absolute Reggie in that white cream puff, owl print roll up thing, you go super specific. But I used to smoke the. That gas. Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Why don't you smoke that gas?

[Cameron]

I think the first time I ever smoked is Shake.

[Peyton]

I don't think it was terrible. Nah, bro. No Cam definitely bought a gram for, like, $40. Are you sure, Tyrese?

[Cameron]

Really?

[Peyton]

That's it? 40 bucks?

[Cameron]

I said, dude, where can I send the tip?

[Peyton]

You're like, where's your iPad? Flip the iPad and I'll tip you.

[Cameron]

I go, dude, I'll tip right now. Come on. Honestly, you're doing me a favor.

[Peyton]

You go, tell me where you got this from. I just go to him next time.

[Cameron]

There's no need to make you make a trip, brother.

[Peyton]

There's no hell. I know. Here's.

[Cameron]

You know what? Here's five for gas. Appreciate it, man.

[Peyton]

Can you roll it for me? No. You got somebody to roll? No. I'm not gonna lie one time. I don't want to say this on the free. I'll say it on Patreon. Deal. Yeah.

[Cameron]

Wow.

[Peyton]

Funny.

[Cameron]

Wow, what a taste.

[Peyton]

Smoke that guy. Can I get into something real quick? We can get out of here.

[Cameron]

Go for it, AJ Lee, I'm not gonna lie. What size shirt is that, dog? I've been looking at it the whole episode. I've been looking at it the whole episode. What size?

[Peyton]

Sh. Xl.

[Cameron]

Okay, then that's. That's that X. That's that unisex xl. Is that her song?

[Peyton]

No, I'm just singing it because I feel like it.

[Cameron]

I don't really know AG Lee's song from being honest. Like, it's not. It's not like, it's not, like, ingrained, like, other ones.

[Peyton]

I'm going to WrestleMania, by the way.

[Cameron]

Now, what did you think I was singing?

[Peyton]

That was a theme song of who? Who is that?

[Cameron]

I tried to do the Great Khali and you started getting sexy.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie. Vintage great. Kali could get it.

[Cameron]

Dude, he was. He was. He was hot and he had good. He had, like, pretty solid English. Like, he was good at his job, at being a professional.

[Peyton]

He wasn't. He was good. Great Khali, the great college.

[Cameron]

You don't think that he brought the Punjabi prison match to the wwe?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You don't think he was good?

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying, but, like, crushed Rey Mysterio's skull, dude, that ru me.

[Cameron]

He opened the turnbuckle up and, like, that was the first time I ever seen an exposed turnbuckle.

[Peyton]

You're like, what is that?

[Cameron]

I said, oh, my God. There's so much more to this game. I don't know.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

God, it's incredible.

[Peyton]

But great believers. Poor horn Swaggle, man. They left his under the ring. That's so unfortunate. That's so disrespectful.

[Cameron]

I want to see what is under a ring.

[Peyton]

You can easily look that up.

[Cameron]

It's.

[Peyton]

I mean, it's like back in like 2007 when we watched WWE. Yeah. Like, it's like, oh, I wonder what's under there. Like, but now everything is. You can. You can find everything.

[Cameron]

Just the blissfulness of a child.

[Peyton]

Dude, if Tommy Invincible doesn't come out night one of WrestleMania, because that's the one I'm going to. I'm going to be real upset.

[Cameron]

You think Tommy and Vincel is coming out at WrestleMania?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Is there rumors?

[Peyton]

No. No. But I do know somebody that's coming

[Cameron]

back, and that's not public knowledge.

[Peyton]

No, but also, WWE changes everything so quick, so it might not be the same, but. And I wasn't told this by anybody at wwe. I was told this by somebody who's in the wrestling industry. Industry. So it might not be good information. I don't know the you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Fume Cravings aren't just about nicotine cam. They're about the habit. That hand to mouth motion, oral fixation, the. The momentary pause. I mean, when that loop is broken, cravings spike. That's just a fact. But fume replaces your habit with. With a flavored air fidget device that gives your hands and mouth something to do. Distracting cravings without nicotine?

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cameron]

Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Like, do you ever have those things? Like, it's like as a child, I always wanted to know how this certain thing worked or what this thing was. And even now as a 27 year old, I still don't know it.

[Cameron]

Oh God. Well, I actually hit something that people called adulthood and I understood and answered

[Peyton]

a lot of those.

[Cameron]

You might have skipped that part, but I'm here with.

[Peyton]

Okay, well, maybe you can answer this for me as an adult. I still want to know who the dealer was and deal or no deal, who the guy is in that upper tower that was silhouetted out. Who was that guy? How do you have so much money? Do you know what I'm saying?

[Cameron]

That's a good question. It's such a good question. That is not where I thought you were going.

[Peyton]

Like, he was sitting up there.

[Cameron]

That guy wasn't doing a thing, that guy. I mean, you, you want an honest, sad answer? That's probably. That is probably the lowest paid person in that entire intern. He literally just sitting there behind a screen that gave him a silhouette. He didn't do make a single call. He didn't do anything.

[Peyton]

This whole job. Oh my God. God. What if it was an animatronic because they didn't want to pay somebody to sit there. So they just had an animatronic that would just move.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Because he kind of did make the same emotes all the time.

[Cameron]

And I don't remember emoting. What did he used to do?

[Peyton]

Head. A lot of head. A lot of rocking.

[Cameron]

And like, why are we just allowing if he really is the dealer? First off, he has mob ties. Clearly he has so much money. Second off, why is he allowing people to just come in, get buddy buddy with Howie Mandel, and then have a chance to steal his money?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Like, there's no repercussions. No. They're doing nothing to earn that. They're just like, oh, what's up, Howie?

[Peyton]

Million dollars.

[Cameron]

Yeah, let's go for it. Right there. Case 22.

[Peyton]

We all thought he was black, right, though, the dealer? Yeah.

[Cameron]

100. Yeah. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I thought it's every.

[Cameron]

Like, big and the bald for me as a child.

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's every.

[Cameron]

Might be insensitive, but it's every character

[Peyton]

that you don't have a hundred percent confirmation of their identity. They're black. Really? Yeah.

[Cameron]

No.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Like, they're not like.

[Peyton]

Like Blue's Clues. The dog. Black dog. That's a black dog. You think Barney. I already said this. Black man.

[Cameron]

Barney is not black. I know.

[Peyton]

Barney lived by Sarah.

[Cameron]

I. What?

[Peyton]

Barney lived by my girlfriend.

[Cameron]

I'm gonna say it again. What?

[Peyton]

Because Barney.

[Cameron]

Real Barney.

[Peyton]

The real Barney. Barney was filmed in Dallas, like the original show.

[Cameron]

What? We're the proud owners and right holders of Barney.

[Peyton]

Yes. It was filmed in. That's why Selena Gomez. All them that Ron Barney are from Dallas.

[Cameron]

Selena Gomez is from Dallas? Yes.

[Peyton]

Selena Gomez is from Dallas, bro.

[Cameron]

I'm learning so much about my city.

[Peyton]

The Jonas brothers lived in Dallas for, like, most of their childhood.

[Cameron]

The Jonas brothers are from Dallas?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Where do they live?

[Peyton]

I don't know. I think like northern Dallas.

[Cameron]

Wow.

[Peyton]

I was talking to Frankie and he was. He was saying that, and I was like, oh, wow. I didn't know that. Holy. Anyway, yeah, so.

[Cameron]

So that was his lit.

[Peyton]

So Barney lived by my girlfriend as a kid.

[Cameron]

That's strange.

[Peyton]

And she said he was a black guy. She was like, he was a black guy.

[Cameron]

That's why. Yeah. I never would have thought Barney was black. Nala, you know she's black.

[Peyton]

Nala was black?

[Cameron]

Yes. Why?

[Peyton]

Because she was in Africa. Probably should have chilled out on the

[Cameron]

word, you know, but, yeah, she was. She was an African princess. I'm assuming she's Black.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

They didn't say we were down in South Africa.

[Peyton]

I think. I just think a lot of the characters that I. Maybe as a me, because we didn't have representation. I've said this before, but, like, I had to put them as black people. Like Dariel. No, no.

[Cameron]

There's some Power Rangers that were black.

[Peyton]

All of them are black. Ain't no white boy moving like that.

[Cameron]

Power Ranger. Oh, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I know. I understand they're turtles, but if they were humans. Black. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Their names alone.

[Cameron]

Oh, their names are more like Grecian. Like, their names are kind of from the Mediterranean.

[Peyton]

Michelangelo.

[Cameron]

Michelangelo.

[Peyton]

Raphael.

[Cameron]

Donatello.

[Peyton]

Donatello.

[Cameron]

Leonardo.

[Peyton]

Leonardo might be white.

[Cameron]

Leonardo is very much like Italian. Italian. He definitely wears cashmere garments. Leonardo sounds like the name of someone that can absolutely swoop your away from you, dude. You're named Leonardo?

[Peyton]

Yeah. I would let Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Cameron]

Time out. Leonardo is an incredible name.

[Peyton]

It's so sexy. I might name my kid Leonardo.

[Cameron]

Peyton. My name's Cameron.

[Peyton]

No, you have a name.

[Cameron]

Can I say that there's no goat.

[Peyton]

Like, can I say you come from, like, the most, like, nuclear family name of all time?

[Cameron]

What do you mean?

[Peyton]

Mike, Lisa, Cam.

[Cameron]

Like, it's like, that's, That's.

[Peyton]

That's pretty white.

[Cameron]

See, you at least have a goat. You have multiple goats that have your name. Like Peyton. Peyton Manning.

[Peyton]

Who's the other one?

[Cameron]

Peyton is Payton Pritcher. Got that ball on a string.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but he's not a goat.

[Cameron]

Cameron. I got Cam Newton, but his name's actually Cam. Or is it Cameron Newton?

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Cameron]

Regard. Okay, back to the kid.

[Peyton]

Back to the kid thing.

[Cameron]

Sorry.

[Peyton]

Do you have any.

[Cameron]

I thought you were going completely different route.

[Peyton]

No, you went.

[Cameron]

What? You said that. That's hilarious.

[Peyton]

Questions you had as a kid that still aren't answered. Do you have any?

[Cameron]

This technically still fits that agenda. I always thought as a kid, a kid, if I went to the store but didn't buy anything, do they think I'm stealing? I always thought that.

[Peyton]

Wow, is that not.

[Cameron]

Is that not sound logic?

[Peyton]

Yes, that is true. But it depends. Is it a grocery store or a store?

[Cameron]

Grocery store. Wow.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. Because grocery store is big enough, they would forget about me.

[Cameron]

Okay? I mean, anything, any store, clothing store, anything.

[Peyton]

I used to think they would think I was broke, which I was.

[Cameron]

I used to think they thought I was stealing because I might go and be like, dude, I totally want that Yu Gi.

[Peyton]

Oh, shirt.

[Cameron]

I go up to the yu shirt. It's $20. I'm 8 years old, I have $0. And I go, that won't work. And I walk out and they go, what's that little thief doing?

[Peyton]

Wow. No, I've never had that to this day.

[Cameron]

That's never been answered. Because I like that can still happen if you. Cuz my thing is. Why are you walking in the store? You walked into the store with purpose. You walked into the store for a reason.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Now, no, it's not always true.

[Peyton]

You can walk through a store to window shop. Yeah, but you're not exactly window shopping.

[Cameron]

You're not required to buy.

[Peyton]

I'm so glad Dariel's here now. God.

[Cameron]

Okay. Do you have another one? What's another.

[Peyton]

Oh yeah. How the. Did the Fushigi work?

[Cameron]

I still.

[Peyton]

Dude, the magical.

[Cameron]

So bad. I never understood it. Little Fushigi. Oh, that's from Star Wars.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't know what that was.

[Cameron]

What? The Fushigi.

[Peyton]

You ever see like a. What was that? Like, what was that? What is that? What are you talking about?

[Cameron]

Oh my God. You don't know that from.

[Peyton]

Is that Jar Jar?

[Cameron]

No, that's not Jar Jar. That's not the. Oh, it's the. The little people in Star wars that go Fushigi. You've never.

[Peyton]

Are they saying Fushigi?

[Cameron]

I don't know if they're saying Fushigi. But the little. No, not the. Not the Ewoks. The Ewoks don't say that. It's the little sand people. Wow.

[Peyton]

About to poop right here. You can't say the sand people in the big 26. That movie came out in the 70s.

[Cameron]

You can say it's all about myself, dude.

[Peyton]

I can't.

[Cameron]

You can't make me laugh again. You can't make me laugh again.

[Peyton]

What the. I don't know.

[Cameron]

Oh my God. That is a little. Cuz I can't remember of the name of their kind n dog their kid. No, they're. Seriously, it's. I'm going say.

[Peyton]

I'm going. Look it up.

[Cameron]

Yes. Enter in small people.

[Peyton]

We need like a producer, like on a. On a thing that we can pop up.

[Cameron]

Yes, dude, it's. Oh my God. But the reason I'm laughing so hard is because that just came out, like subconsciously. I know we're talking about the ball based on.

[Peyton]

On the search results. There's no direct connection between Fushigi, a contact juggling ball toy and Star Wars. Okay.

[Cameron]

No, you can't put. Connection between Fushigi and Star Wars.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna say Fushigi people.

[Cameron]

No, stop saying Fushigi. Say little sand people in Star Wars.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cameron]

Jawa. Is it Jawas?

[Peyton]

Jawas.

[Cameron]

Jawas. Yes.

[Peyton]

They didn't say. Then they go, wait a minute.

[Cameron]

But there's a little race of people in there that they're like, stop saying it like that. Combined dog. It's not America and North America, Brazil. It's G Galaxy.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but the way you have a

[Cameron]

human man making love to like a centipede looking woman. It's Star Wars. You hop in a car and you go light speed. You're in a different planet, a different system.

[Peyton]

That's who you look like. Who?

[Cameron]

Jabba the Hut. I do not look like Jabba the Hut in the slightest. You from Men in Black.

[Peyton]

Did you tell me the inlet?

[Cameron]

No, no, I did not. I said you. Oh my God.

[Peyton]

Why'd you it call?

[Cameron]

Tell me that.

[Peyton]

Whenever. Whenever he calls me Cricket. Just mute it and it'll sound like he said it.

[Cameron]

All right, I have one more, dude. The one that I believe for the longest and I don't know why, but if you swallowed bubble gum, it would stay in your stomach for seven years.

[Peyton]

I believe that you have some white people folk tales. Like no one. We never white. Yes. I swallowed gum like a bandit. Are you crazy? I was swallowing gum.

[Cameron]

Why were you swallowing gum?

[Peyton]

I didn't want the birds to eat. Eat it. Cuz the Disney pass it on or whatever it's called. Whenever they the green Disney and that they had all the Disney cast singing like we are the World, like Michael Jackson. And I was like, I'm not littering a day in my life. So I swallowed that. I took one for the team, dude.

[Cameron]

I have Michael Jackson's greatest 20 hits in music video form on a DVD at my house.

[Peyton]

Really?

[Cameron]

Yes. I used to watch that with my father. Nice. We also have ACDC live at dawning from the 90s in England and Blue Man Group, when they went on their North American tour, never was a fan

[Peyton]

of the Blue Man Group.

[Cameron]

They always kind of creeped me out. They gave black energy too, I think. Well, those are obviously confirmed white.

[Peyton]

Yeah, those are obvious whites because you can see them.

[Cameron]

No, but they're blue.

[Peyton]

You can see their facial features.

[Cameron]

That's true. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Like you could paint you blue. I'm not last time, like, you know what I mean? It's like, like look at Pierce. Paint him blue. White is. Oh yeah. God.

[Cameron]

Oh. You paint Pierce blue.

[Peyton]

He goes, paint me blue, cuz I'm back to blue.

[Cameron]

Yeah. He goes, you paint me blue. He goes, you make sure to throw a couple stripes and stars on there too. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

All righty. All right. Well, that was fun. Good episode. We're on tour.

[Cameron]

What a absolute madness of an episode. I.

[Peyton]

They can't.

[Cameron]

I cannot believe you don't know what I'm talking about when I say I will find that for you. Holy.

[Peyton]

I better find your loving.

[Cameron]

Ooh.

[Peyton]

Talk to me, dad.

[Cameron]

Something just in case.

[Peyton]

Mm.

[Cameron]

I don't. I don't believe you said it earlier. I might have missed it, though. But the pre sale and the tour merch is available right now as well. Just in case. The pre sale, I'm saying, because it's like tickets are live, but the tickets are live. Yeah, but pre sale of what? I don't know. I meant kind of like. Like, it's not. Obviously.

[Peyton]

No, it's on sale.

[Cameron]

No, no, but people just let me finish. People think tour merch, they got to get it at the shows. I'm saying you can get that now.

[Peyton]

It's not called presale. That's called online. Online. Yeah, the merch is available online.

[Cameron]

Merch available now. Merch picture merch is available right now. There's the picture he already snapped before me. I can't have anything nice.

[Peyton]

You just don't do things right. I better find your loving I better

[Cameron]

find your sister Moan what you say I feel it in my bones Enough to make my sh. Sister.

[Peyton]

Oh, she got a big butt. Got a big butt. Got a big butt. I want some. I don't know.

[Cameron]

Appreciate you coming Back to episode 211. That is absolutely.

[Peyton]

I never understood.

[Cameron]

No one's ever going to see that. The Whitakers, they're like. They're like he said, right? You went to high school here.

[Peyton]

Didn't they bury old boy in the backyard?

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah, dude, that. I mean, talk about growing plants in that grass. Grass. Holy. Oh, you'd have. You'd have a. You'd have a stock of celery that comes out with arms.

[Peyton]

Dude, why did my mom watch celery

[Cameron]

come out like this? That'd be plants versus zombies. For real.

[Peyton]

The Whitakers definitely didn't have hoa, did they? Oh, because I looked inside that house like, oh, no.

[Cameron]

Yeah, that built that. That would be built. They inherited that through 200 years.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but how did the built mine? My. Speaking of England, because we're going to UK and Manchester English. You should know. Studios.com. no, I'm just saying that isn't like the king and the queen isn't like all that the royal family isn't that a lot of.

[Cameron]

Now that all gets a little. Little messy for me. Right? I don't know.

[Peyton]

Cuz if so Princess Diana was bad and if you know what I'm saying, rest in peace. But if that's what it brings you.

[Cameron]

Dirty Diana.

[Peyton]

No, I. I don't know if that can stay because that's illegal. Right?

[Cameron]

C.J.

[Peyton]

looks like he's crunky.

[Cameron]

I think. Is.

[Peyton]

Is that.

[Cameron]

Is that an actual law?

[Peyton]

Yeah, you can't do that. You can hear me out. No, no, no.

[Cameron]

Hear me out.

[Peyton]

For it's crazy. No, no, hear me out.

[Cameron]

No hear me out. This is wild.

[Peyton]

You got to mute that word. Right?

[Cameron]

No, we're gonna end it here. Like. Like, please God, don't keep this in either. But I'm saying no.

[Peyton]

Then let's just end it and then you can say it after.

[Cameron]

Okay. That's fair. All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming Back to episode 211. No one in.

[Peyton]

Hear me out on that talk.

[Cameron]

No one crazy in the history of the world's good to hear what we just talked about. But you are gonna hear and see.

[Peyton]

That whole thing's in.

[Cameron]

What?

[Peyton]

That whole thing we just said is in. It's just muted on the word not on Patreon.

[Cameron]

Nevermind. Good morning to you. But you will hear and you will see us on tour. Tickets available right now. You should knowstudios.com that link is in the description. Another link that is in the description for all other things you should know is the Koala Club. Our very own Patreon. We have a massive community over there. Everybody loves it and it keeps growing. Going by the day, by the month and by the year. We love y' all and we love our Patreon. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code.

[Peyton]

Come on, come on, come on.

[Cameron]

S Y. Yeah.

[Peyton]

S. Scam your sister.

[Cameron]

I was. I was going more the route of see you soon, but. But scam your sister works.

[Peyton]

Whatever.

[Cameron]

It's all for interpretation, interpolation.

[Peyton]

Remember one night in Clawberry. It's not making home to Christmas and we'll see. See you on tour. Also, Pierce's last Patreon exclusive as a. As a full time worker is this Wednesday.

[Cameron]

It's very true.

[Peyton]

Patreon. And watch it.

[Cameron]

There might be some tears, folks.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna cry.

[Cameron]

Me neither. But there might be fear.

[Peyton]

So it's great.

[Cameron]

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