THE MORNING ROUTINE CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast

Episode 188: THE MORNING ROUTINE CHALLENGE! (Halloween Special)
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Date: October 27, 2025

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Overview

Peyton and Cam’s Halloween special is an unpredictable, laugh-out-loud episode packed with wild costumes, hilarious friendship roasts, and a memorable in-studio "morning routine challenge" inspired by Love is Blind. Their banter moves from embarrassing stories at Austin F1, haunted houses, marathon runners, insurance fraud, and the most repulsive drink they’ve ever made live on air. Throughout, the guys keep the Halloween spirit alive in true YSK style: unfiltered, relational, and hysterically honest.

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Episode Highlights & Key Discussions

1. Halloween Kickoff and Costume Parade

[02:19 – 13:24]

• Peyton welcomes listeners and hypes this year’s Halloween episode, teasing extravagant costumes and urging viewers to participate by watching on YouTube and dressing up.
• Costume reveals include: Barney (melting), Mr. America, Buzz Lightyear, The Thing, and a human "leaf blower."
• Hilarious roast of each other’s costumes (inflated muscles, missing accessories, Buzz in “Capris”):
  • Cam: “You look good. You have a—I mean, you look very top-heavy.” [10:00]
  • Peyton: “Getting a little choked. It’s an inflatable chest plate…and it made me real strong.” [10:04]
• The recurring theme: it's truly an episode that’s better to watch than just to listen.
• Peyton tries to do a Halloween-y accent, and Cam reflects: “Between…there’s some great costumes here…I think you got the best costume. Or Barney. I don’t know.”

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2. Weekend Recap & F1 Austin Tales

[14:08 – 23:04]

• The duo recalls attending Formula 1 in Austin, surrounded by affluence and big-name influencers, mocking their own out-of-place energy.
• Cam embarrasses himself by slicing his hand trying to open a water bottle for a stranger on the Sprinter van.
  • Peyton: “I am dripping blood from my hand…” [17:51]
  • Cam: “Now everyone in the Sprinter van is looking back at the medical emergency.” [18:36]
• Peyton’s embarrassing moment: breaks a fancy racecar photo-op prop while nervous in front of “millions of followers.”
• Both agree they’re “walking lawsuits” and not the “sexy influencer” types you usually see at these events.

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3. Mascots, Costumed Characters & Haunted Houses

[23:30 – 42:37]

• Cam shares his belief that anyone in a mascot suit should always stay in character, recounting an awkward encounter with a nonchalant Goofy mascot on Fremont Street.
  • Cam: “I don’t like mascots being de-helmeted. I don’t want to see any of your real skin.” [24:05]
  • Peyton: “You gave him $20 to take a picture, and you weren’t satisfied with the performance. You’re a great man.” [25:10]
• Discussion on haunted houses, particularly “The 17th Door” in LA—a truly extreme experience involving haircuts, live insects, tasers, and simulated suffocation.
  • Cam: “They can cut your hair. So you go in there and there’s a guy with clippers dressed up as a piggly wiggly…” [37:10]
  • Peyton: "You put a live maggot on me…I’m not doing it." [38:49]
• Both hosts agree a regular haunted house is too much for them—let alone one involving insects and torture devices.

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4. The “Blended Chicken” Morning Routine Challenge

[44:21 – 55:45]

• Inspired by a Love is Blind cast member’s grotesque morning ritual: blending cooked chicken breast, tap water, and Crystal Light for breakfast.
• Peyton and Cam attempt to recreate and drink it live. The sequence is pure slapstick, with escalating horror, smell tests, and dramatic gags.
  • Peyton: “It looks like a strawberry banana…Oh my god.” [49:48]
  • Cam (after sipping): “Oh, hakuna matata. What a wonderful day…” [52:10]
  • Peyton: “My chest got tighter… If I sniff I won’t be able to drink it.” [49:28]
  • Both: Alternately threatening to leave if the other doesn’t drink, dry-heaving, and howling about the experience.
• Cam: “No, it’s kind of cool though because it’s like you get entrée and an appetizer…you can taste both of them separately but equal at the same time.” [52:21]

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5. Would-You-Rather & Physical Limits

[57:52 – 68:44]

• Peyton asks Cam if he’d ever try the Moab 240: a 240-mile foot marathon through the Utah mountains.
  • Peyton: "What do you have to do in your life to get to the point where you want to sign up voluntarily to run 240 miles?" [60:06]
• They joke about what would happen if they had to run it together (“I’d sacrifice you by mile eight; you’re dead”), roasting each other’s athletic limitations.
  • Cam: “If we're being honest, I would cover more ground in the Moab than you…You have too much hip, you have bad hips, and you have too much weight.” [66:06]
  • Peyton: “I have extra fat just stored up. I can go for days.” [66:28]
• They roast marathon runners for being too earnest about their shoes, and Cam shares: “I dated a girl that did marathons…Her feet looked like George Washington’s teeth—made of horse, isn’t it?” [68:12]
• Peyton tells a humiliating story about a massage therapist reacting to his feet, “talking to no one in a language I don’t know” as soon as she touches them. [70:26]

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6. Heist Talk: The Louvre Robbery & Insurance Fraud

[72:44 – 78:32]

• They recap the real-life broad-daylight robbery of the Louvre and muse about what you’d ever do with priceless stolen artifacts.
  • Peyton: “What do you plan on doing with the most prized possession jewels in the world?” [75:06]
  • Cam: “You can’t get money on it…the only thing…is melt it down…maybe get 2 million.” [75:16]
• Peyton proposes the robbery was an “inside job” for insurance fraud.
  • They riff: Would they do the same if someone offered to "crumble" their company for $100 million? Cam, straight-faced: “Oh, crumbled. It’s crumbl cookies. This company is crumbl cookies. It all falls down.” [77:40]

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7. Halloween Would-You-Rather & Joke-Off

[81:02 – 88:32]

• Peyton’s corny joke, delivered with exaggerated delight:
  • Peyton: “What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? ...A nectarine! The nectarine—you get it?” [81:34]
• Cam is baffled by Peyton's joy, jokes a company drug policy is needed.
• Peyton’s Halloween would-you-rather:
  • “Would you rather, every year on Halloween, whatever anybody dresses up as, they become it (just for Halloween)...or would you rather every creature anyone can dress up as actually exists, but there’s only one of each for real, and they’re there 24/7?” [84:17]
  • They debate, with Cam ultimately loving the “become your costume for a night” idea: “One year I’m a dragon. I get to fly. The next, I’m John Cena. I get to walk around and hand out attitude adjustments.” [86:49]

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Notable Quotes

• Peyton (on haunted house pricing): “You’re bringing out my wildest fears…If you say anything above $45, they’re out of their mind.” [41:12]
• Cam (on influencer events): “I don’t know how to take pictures…I’m not cool, I’m not sexy.” [21:12]
• Peyton, during the chicken challenge: “My chest got tighter…If I sniff, I won’t be able to drink it.” [49:28]
• Cam, mid-drink: “No, no, no…Half of me hates you, but half of me understands.” [54:38]
• Peyton, on the Moab: “What do you have to do in your life to get to the point where you want to sign up voluntarily to run 240 miles?” [60:06]
• Cam, discussing insurance fraud: “Oh, crumbled. It’s crumbl cookies. This company is crumbl cookies. It all falls down.” [77:40]

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Memorable Moments

• [44:21–55:45]: The live blending and drinking of chicken, water, and Crystal Light. This encapsulates the boys’ commitment to the bit—complete with gagging, threats to leave, “hakuna matata,” and an aftermath of unfiltered disgust.
• [70:26]: Peyton’s story of being shamed for his feet by a masseuse, spoken to in another language.
• [81:02–82:36]: Peyton’s “nectarine” joke, and his over-the-top laughter, leaving Cam convinced a drug policy might be in order.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:19] – Costumes reveal & Halloween banter
• [14:08] – F1 Austin influencer event stories
• [23:30] – Mascot/character bit and haunted house confessionals
• [36:33] – “The 17th Door” haunted house details
• [44:21] – The “blended chicken” morning routine challenge
• [57:52] – Endurance events/marathon runner roasts
• [72:44] – Louvre museum robbery and insurance fraud musings
• [81:02] – Halloween jokes and philosophical would-you-rather

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Episode Tone & Style

Irreverent, chaotic, and bursting with friendship energy. Both hosts relentlessly roast each other and themselves, swinging between gag-inducing food challenges, embarrassing confessions, and Halloween hypotheticals. The humor is physical, gross-out, and relentless, but always feels rooted in long-time camaraderie.

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For New Listeners

This is an iconic YSK Halloween episode:

• It’s funnier watched than just listened to, especially with over-the-top costumes and visual gags.
• The highlight is the disgusting food challenge—watching them struggle through “blended chicken” is pure slapstick.
• Cam and Peyton’s stories about influencer events, haunted houses, and failed athletic ambitions are both relatable and wildly exaggerated.

Peyton: “Happy Halloween, you little purple penis.” [09:33]
Cam, after the chicken challenge: “Who's Jordan? Jordan’s going to hell.” [53:46]

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Secret Code

"You got t o t o t. Trick or treat. Happy Halloween." [90:03]

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Final Thoughts:
A deliriously wild episode—part costume party, part self-roast, with a core of genuine best-friendship and mayhem. Cam and Peyton’s “don’t try this at home” chicken shake challenge is a new low (or high?) for the pod, and the Halloween would-you-rather is a perfect closer for fans who embrace the absurd.

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Transcript

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you Should Know podcast.

[Peyton]

Hey everybody, welcome back to the you should know podcast.

[Cam]

Episode 188 Halloween edition. Round of applause please. Hey everybody, welcome back to you should know podcast. Episode 188. Happy Halloween YSK Halloween special. We are not cutting to the fourth cam yet because you are not able to see their costumes until the episode starts. And I promise you, you're not gonna want to miss this. We have some crazy costumes. This is gonna be the best YSK Halloween special we have ever done. But if you are new here or if you haven't already and you look below, you see that subscribe button pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see the comment section, is it fulfilled with your name? Guess what? Even more on. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma. The documentary is right around the corner. I know y' all are waiting. I know y' all are anticipating it, and we are so excited to show it to y'. All. We just want to make sure we're doing it the right way. And if you want to be one of the first people to see it not only in the movie theaters, but just at your home, head over to the best place in the world. That is Patreon. Patreon.com youshouldknowpodcast where you get, I kid you not, like, five to six extra hours of YSK content, like, per week. Like, in one week. We dropped, like, eight shows, like, two weeks ago. I'm telling you, it is. I don't just talk about it because of whatever y' all may think. I genuinely, genuinely love and believe in everything we do over there. And we put the most time and energy over there, and it is literally like Netflix of ysk. And if you go over there, you will not be disappointed. That is Peyton's guarantee. We love you. We love you. We love you. Happy Halloween. Let's get spooky on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. Now, I haven't seen his costume yet, so he's about to come in. I don't know where he's at. I gotta. I gotta. I'm not looking until he gets into this camera. Come on. Where you at?

[Peyton]

It's Clover.

[Cam]

I don't like it. Not. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. I don't like it. No, no. It's actually.

[Peyton]

It's clobbering time.

[Cam]

No, I don't like it. We got.

[Peyton]

I don't know which one's my middle. I only have four.

[Cam]

It'll be that one. This one. We got co host cam back in the studio. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. How you doing? Good. No, that is terrifying. You got to bring that. Michael. I don't know if that can stay on the whole episode, because your voice.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, it can't. Oh, it. Hey, right here. It can't.

[Cam]

Can't happen. But you should keep it in or you should keep it on. Right now, as we introduce our fourth camera, the. The audience hasn't seen them yet. Introducing. First we got. Barney is here. Barney's absolutely deflating.

[Peyton]

It looks like Barney on like acid Barney.

[Cam]

Barney took a molly and he is melted. And then I don't want you. No, I don't want you.

[Peyton]

Intro.

[Cam]

And then we got Mr. America himself. NASCAR loving beer. We got Mr. America. I don't give a piss about nothing but the tie Blitz.

[Peyton]

Bama Blitz.

[Cam]

Don't look at me.

[Peyton]

It's clobbery time.

[Cam]

Your quick head movements are terrifying. They're terrifying. Oh, and then we got. Now, now, explain to me, Robbie Witcher. They can't hear you, so explain to me what you are.

[Peyton]

I'm officially a leaf blower.

[Cam]

It's actually good. Where did you get real leaves?

[Peyton]

I look crazy picking them up.

[Cam]

We got a leaf blower. All right, Kim, you can take off your. Your helmet.

[Peyton]

Are you sure?

[Cam]

Yes. So we keep getting ahead.

[Peyton]

You can take helmet. One more thing before I go.

[Cam]

Okay. What?

[Peyton]

Do you happen to know what time it is?

[Cam]

Do I know what time it is? Yeah. What time is it?

[Peyton]

It's CL Time.

[Cam]

Ah, yeah, you big Rocky. My nuts. Okay, take it off. Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

You know, it's okay. Oh, you really hit my nut.

[Peyton]

I know. I'm so sorry. I can't see too good.

[Cam]

Here, I got you. Oh. How do you feel, Cam?

[Peyton]

Oh, hottest.

[Cam]

Good.

[Peyton]

Happy Halloween.

[Cam]

Oh, Happy Halloween now.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, he's inflated.

[Cam]

What the happened? Barney's erect again.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. He took a shot.

[Cam]

We got Barney, Mr. America, Buzz Lightyear, and the thing.

[Peyton]

The thing.

[Cam]

Here, I'll add a leaf blower and a leaf blower.

[Peyton]

You look good. You look good, Buzz.

[Cam]

Thank you, man.

[Peyton]

Lot of way too much lower extreme.

[Cam]

I mean, that's the.

[Peyton]

Way too much.

[Cam]

That's the thing about getting costumes our size. I'm surprised that fits you.

[Peyton]

So I tried it on in store. It was a good store policy, but I did it. I had to.

[Cam]

You tried all that on in store?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Well, not the accessories. I didn't know I had four fingers until about five minutes ago. So this is gonna be a. This is gonna be something, and I'm gonna grab something and completely drop it.

[Cam]

I mean, you look Good. I think this. This might go down as one of your best Halloween costumes.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Cam]

You don't have to do the voice.

[Peyton]

Mask is off.

[Cam]

I'm camp. I'm just kidding. I mean, it genuinely scared me when you came in here dressed like that. If you can't see audio listeners, you should. You should know on the Halloween episodes, you go over to the. To the YouTube episode.

[Peyton]

You absolutely have to. It's like. It's like watching, though. It's like listening to a review of a movie that has no. Yeah, go see it. Just go see the movie.

[Cam]

Yeah. How was your week, bubba?

[Peyton]

Happy Halloween, you little purple penis.

[Cam]

I do look like a purple. I look like Barney's. Wait, let me put my head back there.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Well, it is darker than the skin. Makes sense. What light turned off you some. I think it just flickered. It was a quick flicker of light.

[Cam]

Yeah. Well, welcome to the Halloween episode. You look good. You have a. I mean, you look very top heavy.

[Peyton]

You. Oh, yeah, Very much so. Getting a little choked.

[Cam]

What's in there?

[Peyton]

It's an inflatable chest plate. And it made me real strong. Had me nice delts and a good upper chest. Is it like an incline bench?

[Cam]

The world. Yeah. Is it like an, like, air in there? Like, what is it?

[Peyton]

It was cold. Just lung air.

[Cam]

Nice.

[Peyton]

I put a lot into it.

[Cam]

I went.

[Peyton]

And it didn't come with a needle, so I was biting down the little nipple thing going for like 10 minutes. And I was like, dude, I'm gonna ass out. And then I put the. You go, hey, we ready? I put my mask on. Ten minutes later, I'm sitting there going, it's hard. It was hard. You look great, though, too.

[Cam]

Thank you.

[Peyton]

Not gonna lie.

[Cam]

What's up?

[Peyton]

Where'd. Now where'd you get that one from?

[Cam]

Right?

[Peyton]

Where'd I get this costume? Talk about an obvious thing.

[Cam]

Spirit.

[Peyton]

Oh, your Buzz Lightyear without wings.

[Cam]

I know. Can we. That's so disappointing. And gloves. Like, this is like. I'm. I think.

[Peyton]

I think you're. No, I didn't.

[Cam]

I didn't buy them. I did other. In the trunk. My wings are in the trunk. Buzz Lightyear's not here to fight crime.

[Peyton]

He said here to be an intergalactical space ranger. Space ranger, not cadet.

[Cam]

I'm to infinity, not beyond. I'm just. I'm not. I'm just staying at infinity. Right.

[Peyton]

Just. Just flirting on that line of forever.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I like it. I like it.

[Cam]

Well, you look good. I Think. I think between. I mean, there's some great costumes here. I mean, this all looks fantastic. Oh, I think. I think you. I think you got the best costume. Or Barney. I don't know. But the Mr. America Pierce, that's just. Pierce is like.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that. That's. I. I j. It's a dream for him. Yeah, that's Pierce behind closed doors. Yeah, like, that's how he wants to be 100%.

[Cam]

That's Pierce like eight years from now.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. Or eight years ago.

[Cam]

Or that. That's Pierce when he discovers beer.

[Peyton]

We saw that. High school pig.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. No, that's. That guy would hate that. Yeah. Oh, that guy would hate high school peers. Why don't we just throw the picture up right now so you know what we're talking about? That's it right there.

[Peyton]

Oh, that's the worst picture ever.

[Cam]

Okay, let's wrangle it in here. Good job, everybody. On the costumes. Happy Halloween. You know, YSK tradition is during the Halloween episode, you have to throw on your costume.

[Peyton]

You have to. You need to be watching it right now. We need to see you tagging us watching the pod while you're dressed up yourself. I need to be done.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

I got everything.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

The you should know podcast. But how was your week, Bubble? What'd you do? We were together this weekend.

[Peyton]

We were together. Hey, that in itself. That thing you just said, in itself. Us being together this weekend. The amount of things that happened this weekend is. We'll get into it. We'll sprinkle them in.

[Cam]

Yeah, we. A lot of stuff happened. Can you move that? That. That pillow? It's really bothering me because you look like it just. And it's so dirty.

[Peyton]

Yeah. What it. The. It's like skin.

[Cam]

Yeah. We were together this weekend. Me and Cam went to Formula one in Austin, Texas, together.

[Peyton]

So it was fire.

[Cam]

So fun. I've never been to Formula one because I don't have enough money.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

The amount of money in that is insane.

[Peyton]

That is like legit shocking how wealthy and affluent everything was. I was like, oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, and it's one thing to go out in public with Cam. It's like. It's one thing on its own. You got to like. You got to understand he's not used to this anymore. Anytime he is out, you gotta. You gotta keep an eye on.

[Peyton]

Not used to what?

[Cam]

Being outside anymore? No, it's been a while. It's like. I can't say that because it's offensive, but you can't.

[Peyton]

It's.

[Cam]

It's going out with Cam. You got to understand his excitement level is going to be up more than it normally is because it's like a kid on a field trip.

[Peyton]

Right? Yeah.

[Cam]

You've been sitting in math class all year. Now you get to go to the museum.

[Peyton]

Now I'm going to the museum.

[Cam]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Except this museum, there's billionaires and people of extraordinary, extraordinarily levels of influence. Didn't say that. Right.

[Cam]

And free alcohol.

[Peyton]

And free alcohol.

[Cam]

There's a lot. And you took advantage.

[Peyton]

I did take advantage, which is good. Went down. Fuck, when was I. I don't even know what road you're going down.

[Cam]

Cam embarrassed us as soon as we got to this thing. Oh, okay.

[Peyton]

The worst part is I only had one drink with that happen. One drink with that happened. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

We were in a Sprinter van headed from the hotel to Formula one. Now, on this sprinter van, there's people with millions of followers, really cool people, really big business people. Like, this is a. You know, you get. You act, right.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I was acting. Right.

[Cam]

First impression matters. Right? First impression matters. Now, there's this lovely lady sitting in front of us in the sprinter van.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Now, she is trying to open up this water bottle. And if you all know, opening up a water bottle sometimes can be tough.

[Peyton]

Very tough. I mean, just a mean robot. The day that was packaged, it tightened hella tight.

[Cam]

And so this lady turns back to Cam, who's sitting directly behind her, and says, excuse me, grown man.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Can you help me open this water bottle now? Cam goes, of course I can. He says, no problem. I can definitely do it. He grabs this water bottle and he's twisting it, like, I mean, absolutely. Okay. Breaking. Breaking this water bottle.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Barney liked it. Look at him sitting up.

[Peyton]

Oh, I need to. It's clobbering time.

[Cam]

So Cam's cranking this water bottle, right? Like, he's trying to open it up. And he can do it. He can do it. He gets one little crack of it, and he goes, hey, Peyton. Dry hands is exactly what he calls me. You do it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I go and immediately.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Because I already got the initial crack, and I am more moisturized than him, which is surprising due to our cultural background, but I am more moisturized. He has dry hands. I said, hey, I already got the legwork done. You finished the job for this nice lady.

[Cam]

And you would think that was true until I hand the water bottle bag, and I look at Cam, and he's holding his hands like this, rocking back and forth on the sprinter van. Cam, tell him what happened after that.

[Peyton]

So this. This is an aluminum water bottle, and it was very, very powerful and screwed on tight. I looked down, and I am. I'm dripping blood from my hand. You gotta be me.

[Cam]

He is, like, it knows. Like, right here on that little crevice right there in the hand. Right there. Right there. Now, right there. That little green hair.

[Peyton]

I go right there in that little green.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Imagine. Have sex with this guy.

[Cam]

It's clobbering time.

[Peyton]

It's clobbering time.

[Cam]

I do it. I do it.

[Peyton]

Oh, that hurt.

[Cam]

I mean, Barney just looks perturbed. Now Cam's dripping blood all over this sprinter van.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, it's on the pillows. It's on his clothes. Now, everybody in the sprinter van is looking back at the medical emergency happening behind him, Right? Yep.

[Peyton]

And. And the worst part is I did not even feel it. I was so trying to get it open. I didn't even know until I just looked down and saw blood.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I was like, you gotta be shitty.

[Cam]

And you must have hit one of those good spots on the hand.

[Peyton]

I might hit. I might have found the spot.

[Cam]

You hit the G spot of the hand.

[Peyton]

G spot of the hand.

[Cam]

Because it was just gushing.

[Peyton]

You know what? Right there.

[Cam]

You're in there. Okay, now it wouldn't stop bleeding.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, it wouldn't.

[Cam]

It was bad. And so we're going into all these activation events camps, wiping blood on patron bottles. He's like, like, literally there's this like, elder lady in there, like, just chilling. And Cam goes to the back of her. He's like. And he wipes the blood right here. I saw it happen. She's gonna have to go get a shot.

[Peyton]

No, no, no, no, no, no. But he's not like, the second this happens, we go, hey, we're here, guys. First stop, we're gonna pop out immediately taking press photographs. We got multiple photographers over there. And I'm like, holy. Yeah, I'm bleeding. I have a white shirt that now there's a small blood stain at the bottom. And I'm literally like, oh, my God. I'm doing it on my pants. They're black. I'm doing on the inside of the pocket. And then I go to take the picture like this. So the cuts right here. And I go. And I just had to cover it up with my other hand. The second we go inside, I go, sir, you got a bathroom? Need to go to the bathroom. Can't get into it. Cuz it's in the speakeasy.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And we have to wait like 30 minutes before we go there, which is the next thing.

[Cam]

But before we got to the speakeasy, there was a bunch of places that they wanted us to take photos at, Right? And Cam's embarrassment quickly turned into Peyton's embarrassment. Do you want to tell the story?

[Peyton]

So we're taking. We're taking all these photos. And they're like, there's. There's like a lot of photo ops that are up. And one is a beautiful sign says patrol Kill me Patron. Tequila. And there's three big plastic race cars that are spray painted beautifully under it. And it's like the whole thing because we're there for F1. So they go, oh, y' all two. Yeah, here, grab a drink, y'.

[Cam]

All.

[Peyton]

Y' all go right there. Perfect dynamic duo. Ready? Three, two, one.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

So we're sitting there and we're moving and hitting different poses, and Peyton's phone falls out of his pocket. So we're done. We're done with the pictures. And everyone else in the group, like, all the other content creators, everyone else is waiting to go next. They're right at this corner.

[Cam]

Like, literally from me to Cam, like, you can see on the same. This is how close they are.

[Peyton]

12 other influencers, creators, and there's way more cameras behind them.

[Cam]

And granted, and let's be honest, I don't like these influencer events for this reason, because I'm not one of those contact. Like, I don't. I don't know how to take pictures. I'm not cool. I'm not sexy. I don't know how to, like, anytime I go to an activation event.

[Peyton]

Would you say you go take the picture?

[Cam]

What'd you say? Directions to what you got.

[Peyton]

My heart is none.

[Cam]

And so I don't know, anytime I do one of these, like, activation events with a brand, I take my weird vlogs. Like, I don't do normal, like, day in a life of.

[Peyton]

We're going to come with me to the.

[Cam]

I don't do that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And so this is my first time trying to be like a normal influencer. Holding up the product on the product background. And I'm already nervous now. I see millions of followers looking at me now, and they're right around the.

[Peyton]

Corner and it's our time to leave. And I go, hey, bro, your phone just fell. Go to grab it. He goes, what? My phone turns, snaps the plastic car in half. It makes a crack noise.

[Cam]

Wow.

[Peyton]

For me, the noises give me everything, like, and just fell off the wall. He's catching car parts. Everyone's right there looking. The camera guy's, like, snapping away, getting pics. And I was so embarrassed for him. And. And, like, so caught off guard, I screamed, yeah. Which drew more attention.

[Cam]

Everybody go.

[Peyton]

I screamed, laugh. And then I ran off and left him.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. The best part, I come back after, like, 10 seconds. It was one of those laughs. I literally had to leave. It was such a bad laugh. I come back, he's just word vomiting. He doesn't know what to say. He was like, no. By Markel. He said, my phone fell his tail. He wasn't saying because he was so nervous and anxious. He was like, yeah, my phone. They felt they.

[Cam]

God, dude, I was. It was so embarrassing. And if you ever see us on another brand trip, we're lucky because I, like, they definitely don't want us there anymore.

[Peyton]

I mean, we're just. We're just walking. Walking lawsuits.

[Cam]

Yeah. 100. Oh, yeah. Cam almost ruined it the first time, but.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. But it was a fun weekend. Did you enjoy it?

[Cam]

It was fun. I did enjoy it.

[Peyton]

I did.

[Cam]

It was a really good time. It was a really good time. But I was watching back last week's episode, right. In one part of last week's episode. Like, it. This came up in my brain because I'm looking at our outfits, and mine's too short right now. Like, this is ridiculous.

[Peyton]

You're wet. Your Buzz Lightyear in Caprice, dude.

[Cam]

I look like. I look like one. Like, if you go to Times Square and you see those crackheads dressed as Barney, like, that's what. Like, C.J. back there. Are you okay?

[Peyton]

He's trying to figure out the way to where he can look straight.

[Cam]

I look like one of those dudes that, like, on Times Square, like, it's.

[Peyton]

Like a bad kitchen. For their next. Never mind.

[Cam]

And to double up on that, if you haven't seen, I did a live stream in Las Vegas, and I went to Fremont street, and there was a guy dressed as goofy. And I'm still a part of the ilk that, like, if you're dressed as a character, be the character. I don't care if I'm an adult or a child.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, you are here to put on a performance. I need you to be that character.

[Peyton]

Give it to me.

[Cam]

And so there was. You can go watch this on pain Harden Twitch on YouTube. But there's a. A part where goofy was walking to the street, and I said, oh, my God, Goofy. I want to take a picture because that's what I like. Like, I. I like it. I don't like mascots being de helmeted. I don't want to see any of your real skin. I want you to be this character.

[Peyton]

I want you to be in character.

[Cam]

And so I'm like, goofy, Goofy, come take the picture. And he's like. And I'm like, yes, you. You're the one.

[Peyton]

You're the one dressed as a dog. Like, you're. You're goofy. You think I'm talking to Brian over here. Yeah, you, You. I go, why are you dressed as goofy if you're not taking pictures? Like, what do you mean, me?

[Cam]

So, like, he comes over, he takes a picture, and they said it'd be like, oh, right.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He literally goes like this. Just arms cross, like, taking a cool photo.

[Peyton]

I don't like.

[Cam]

And I see all his nasty hair, skin.

[Peyton]

God.

[Cam]

Right? And then I tip him a 20. He goes, I appreciate that, dog. And I said, come on, bro, that's not goofy.

[Peyton]

Two things that. Two things that you tip. You gave him $20?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

To take a picture.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And you weren't satisfied with the performance. You're a great man. Second.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You said he was dressed as goofy, yet you made the noises of Scooby. So was he Scooby or was he goofy?

[Cam]

Goofy. Goofy goes.

[Peyton]

That's Scooby Doo.

[Cam]

You know, goofy's.

[Peyton]

That's goofy. Oh, my ex. That's goofy.

[Cam]

I'll do it again.

[Peyton]

Scooby is. That's Scooby. Goofy is. Oh, my ex. Don't go off to college. That's goofy.

[Cam]

I think my mom must have taken a lot of Tylenol because I appreciated that way too much as an adult.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. Like, no, run that back.

[Cam]

Okay?

[Peyton]

No, run that back.

[Cam]

And you literally like this.

[Peyton]

You're like, oh, my God, that's me, your best friend. You can get that, whatever you want. If that's what's gonna make you jitter.

[Cam]

Put on the mask and make it clever in time.

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

I want to see it again. Hey, Ken, what time is it?

[Peyton]

Hey, do you happen to have a watch on?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You know what time it is?

[Cam]

What time is it?

[Peyton]

It's clovering time. Oh, my old foot's wet. Oh, left foot soaking wet.

[Cam]

Okay. All right. We gotta get some order. We have to get some. We have to get some order. No, I mean, he's deflating again.

[Peyton]

Now how I'm sticky.

[Cam]

We have last. I was bringing up the. How we're dressed and all that, because last week I realized something about myself watching the episode back.

[Peyton]

Oh, let's hear it.

[Cam]

You remember the part of the episode last week where you told me to take my pants off?

[Peyton]

Yes, I do.

[Cam]

And I immediately stood up. Immediately. And took my pants off.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that male snail was crawling. If you.

[Cam]

And then cj, you can add this as, like, a black and white highlight reel in here. During that part, once I pull my pants down, I pull my underwear up, and I realized I got loose drawn.

[Peyton]

Like, that was.

[Cam]

I'm doing way too well.

[Peyton]

That saggy underwear.

[Cam]

You can literally watch it back, see me drop my draws and have to pull off my panties. It's just like. Like, there's times where I, like, see myself and I'm like, dude, that's not like, okay.

[Peyton]

God, bro. I have. I have a kind of related story.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

This weekend, the thing. So they Were they were taking a ton of pictures of us and they send the file at the end.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I hated every image of me.

[Cam]

I still haven't seen them. You didn't.

[Peyton]

I mean, just a couple of them bad angles look chubby. A couple of haircut wasn't cut. Knew that going in. But it looks like, like a maze field of their team and the whole. It's like, it's like you with the video.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Like, I definitely thought I was looking decent. I look at every image I'm a part of and I'm like, I'm the runt of this group and that is a fact. I'm chubby, weird, no haircut. I bags under my eyes, kid. Oh, God.

[Cam]

It was bad.

[Peyton]

It was. It was bad.

[Cam]

Yeah. But you said, you called me and told me you're like, dude, I love events like this. Like, I love not being single at events like this because I don't have to care what I look like.

[Peyton]

Oh, like I'm in a great time in the moment. I just saw the aftermath and I said, well, maybe, okay, like maybe this put a little more effort into maybe just get your haircut before you go. Bare minimum. You're gonna go to a billion dollar event, get a haircut.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

I go, I'm for not getting a haircut.

[Cam]

Oh, man. But it was fun. It was fun nonetheless. And I need to wear tighter panties is what we've learned. It was very fun.

[Peyton]

The fact you have saggy draws is that is just not acceptable.

[Cam]

It's not at all for the.

[Peyton]

For the level you're at, that is not acceptable.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Oh, my God, I forgot about this. I have to tell the story about you texting me super late at night and what I had to do to.

[Cam]

My wife in the morning. What?

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, oh, moose.

[Cam]

Oh, when I wanted your wife's moose. Yeah, give me Liv's moose. I want to see Liv's moose.

[Peyton]

So we're talking. So we're texting the night before I leave for this event, right?

[Cam]

We got it. What? Okay.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we're leaving to go to the F1 event, and Peyton left the day before because he has family. It was in Austin. He has family in Austin. He's like, I'm gonna go hang out with my family. I was like, all right. That's the exact reason I'm gonna stay here so I can stay with Liv. I'll just come the day of. So I have to leave at like 6:30 in the morning. I go to sleep early. I wake up, I have a text From Peyton at 1:00am he goes, Hey, I need your wife's moose. And I immediately off the wake up, tired of. I go, what the. I'm like. Like, this is a bad joke. Like, this is a plane that didn't land. I'm like, you want my wife's box at one end? You want my wife's moose. I go, this isn't a funny joke. I'm getting angry.

[Cam]

And see, that's the problem with you giving your wife's. No, no. Square nicknames like that.

[Peyton]

Oh, I've called it a capybara. I've called it a moose. I've called it everything I am. I mean, a chupacabra. I call it everything.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Give me that little squirrel. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Well, yeah, I'm not gonna go the other one. Some of my fan favorites.

[Cam]

What are your fan favorites? Say it.

[Peyton]

Sometimes I call it a scorpion. Why? He's stinging now. Not now. That sounds bad. Now that sounds bad. Not a sting as a burn. No, no, no. Sting as a good. Just like. Let me see that. It's clobberant. It's clobberant time. Anyway, so he asked for My wife's box.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And at 1am Now I wake up, I immediately all my packed, I'm like brushing my teeth, shower and I get out, it's like 6:15 and I literally walk up to my wife and I go, hey, babe, babe. She's dead asleep. Live, live. She turns, she goes, and she always opens with one eye. What? She goes, what do you want? Where's Malachi? He was in his crib.

[Cam]

He's fine.

[Peyton]

I need, I said, give me your moose. And she goes, are you sick? Because she doesn't know what I'm talking about either. I go, I need your moose. She goes, get the hell out of here, Cameron. No, no, no, no. The hair. I need your mousse. And she's completely, completely discombobulated. She literally goes, you don't have curls. Act your age, get out of here. I said it's not for me and stop being mean to me. Hayden texted me, said he needs your mousse. And she goes, white bottle, purple words, goes back to sleep. She woke up, thought I was asking for six in the morning and then thought I wanted to get curls for the event. What the hell?

[Cam]

Yeah, you wanted to spike up your little hair. I literally grabbe grab that bottle of Moose.

[Peyton]

I was like, I'll see you Sunday.

[Cam]

I just walked out. But the worst part is, and that this is what makes me a bad friend. Cam drives the four hours to Austin.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Early in the morning he brings me the moose and I have it in the bathroom already because I door dashed it at three in the morning he.

[Peyton]

Asks, asks me for Moose, buys his own. Doesn't say, doesn't send a follow up text. Hey, nevermind on the moose. Don't need your wife's Moose. Yeah, Just lets me bring it. Lets me go through that awkward interaction with my wife and then he just goes, oh, I'm good bro, don't need it.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh my Anders. I am stressing. He shows me his outfit for F1. We neither one of us have been. So we look, we're looking at pictures and like it's, it's vibey, right? It's you got a dress. So I'm like, bro. He shows me what he's wearing. I'm like, that's fire. Like you killed it. Yeah, I'll throw like a great value version of that together. But do you think I can wear a pair of your shoes that would complement this? He goes, oh yeah, I brought them. I'm not wearing them. You can wear them. We get there, you don't have the shoes?

[Cam]

Yeah, that's on me.

[Peyton]

You don't have them. He tells me he brought them. Yeah, doesn't have them. I am now. And my whole outfit. I have to wear a different pair of shoes that I didn't want to. I'm less confident. And then I started to bleed. And then I. No hair.

[Cam]

It was a bad event for you.

[Peyton]

It was bad, bad.

[Cam]

But I want to say this. So it is Halloween. The Halloween special of the Ysk. Of the Ysk. Ysk. And I want to bring up something Halloweeny. Right. Every episode I tell a Halloween story or I say something about Halloween and I have something for this year.

[Peyton]

I could eat a Halloweeny right now.

[Cam]

Halloweeny.

[Peyton]

Halloweeny.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Dude, I love you.

[Peyton]

You look like a purple Halloween.

[Cam]

I do look like. I look like his Halloweeny. Hey, Barney.

[Peyton]

Oh, are you friends or how does.

[Cam]

Barney say I don't know, but isn't Barney black?

[Peyton]

I think Barney was black. No, you said that.

[Cam]

No, he is black. Barney's black.

[Peyton]

I didn't subscribe to that thought.

[Cam]

Yeah, Mr. America said, Nah.

[Peyton]

He goes, not my Barney.

[Cam]

Now, since it's Halloween, I've told this on the episode before. I do not believe in haunted houses. It's my thing. I do not agree with them. I don't. You didn't tell me my shies you was poking out.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's super poking. I thought you were getting hot.

[Cam]

I know you. I don't believe in haunted houses. I believe that people that go to haunted houses either life's going way too good or way too bad. Okay. Something's not right. Like I don't understand the fun of a haunted house.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's. It's definitely, definitely a activity activity in the.

[Cam]

Mr. America loves haunted houses.

[Peyton]

There you go. Yeah, the Caucasus regions.

[Cam]

But I was on TikTok and I saw a haunted house called the 17th Door. Has anybody heard about this? It is the scariest, one of the scariest haunted houses you could go to. And there was a tiktoker who took his phone in there because I think he partnered with them and he showed you him going through it. First of all, are you somebody that goes to haunted houses?

[Peyton]

In my younger days, my younger years, I subscribed to it, but it was more of like, like someone made their like their two story house. Like a haunted house.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Like I only went to like maybe one or two quote unquote, real ones.

[Cam]

Yeah. I've never been to a haunted house. And I want to know if you would go to this haunted house called the 17th door off.

[Peyton]

Off the name. I don't like it. There's not. There's way too many doors. I know one is gonna be locked. I'm gonna be kidnapped behind one of them. No.

[Cam]

But yes.

[Peyton]

Give me three door haunted house.

[Cam]

So I'm gonna tell you everything they do to you in this haunted house. You can go watch this on TikTok. They can cut your hair.

[Peyton]

Off. They can cut my hair.

[Cam]

They can cut your hair. Yes.

[Peyton]

So this is one of the ones you have to sign a waiver.

[Cam]

Yes. They could cut your hair. So you go in there and there's a guy with clippers dressed up as a piggly Wiggly. And he's like, whoa.

[Peyton]

That was not a pig.

[Cam]

What does a pig do.

[Peyton]

When they get. I mean, that's a. That's closer. Yeah, there we go.

[Cam]

Now. Now, they could shave your head, right? And they. They'll shave 17 into it.

[Peyton]

You are. You're not being fruit.

[Cam]

I swear to God. You could go watch this. And then there was one guy who. They just cut all the top and left the sides, Right. They could cut your hair. So already you're unsubscribed.

[Peyton]

I would. No.

[Cam]

But you don't have to get your hair cut. So you can say no. Right? You can say no.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

The rest I don't think you say no to.

[Peyton]

Okay, well, then if I can say no, I'm walking in the door, I go, no. Don't need the fade. Thank you, sir. Don't want to cheat on my barber. I'm going to continue to door number one.

[Cam]

Then. I don't know what door this is, but I'm just going to say what happens then? They put live insects on you. Tarantulas. They'll put tarantulas on you. They'll put maggots on you. So there's a guy.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Who's dressed up, who comes with a toilet plunger. And there's maggots all on the toilet plunger. And they'll put them on you. Cockroaches all on you. Or you just kind of sit there and take it, Right?

[Peyton]

You know what? They can sit there and take you. And. I'm not doing it. Or that one. I am not. If there's a maggot, you know, gross. Maggots are. Yeah, careful, that's. Yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty strong.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Maggots. You know how that is this disgusting.

[Cam]

It would not do it. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, I'm getting my balls. Are there receding what happens if I.

[Cam]

Put a maggot on you?

[Peyton]

If you put a live maggot on me with a cockroach in a. What'd you say?

[Cam]

Spider.

[Peyton]

A tarantula.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

A hairy legged, eight legged. A nasty cockroach. I can survive a nuke. In a maggot that feeds on the dead.

[Cam]

Cockroaches survive nukes?

[Peyton]

You never heard that?

[Cam]

They have shells.

[Peyton]

You can cut a cockroaches head off and they can save life for three weeks.

[Cam]

No way. Yeah. Then why do I crush them? They go splant.

[Peyton]

That might be now if you completely crush them. I don't know, there might be a difference. He might. Quick little nap. He goes, he's like, ah, that hurt.

[Cam]

Yeah. Goes off then you can get tased in this.

[Peyton]

Who made this?

[Cam]

They shock you. I don't know. Psychopaths. But there's people. Like. It's one of the biggest things. It's not like just freaks and weirdos go to this. Like real people go to this.

[Peyton]

Real freaks and weird. Tase the insects and getting your hair cut.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

And that's not it. I guarantee that's not it. No, no.

[Cam]

There's 17 things that happened to you. I was just naming the, the main ones. And then there's this wall they put you on where you're like covered in like spider web and you can only move this far, right. There's lights and strobes and you're spinning. And then the last door I think is the suffocation door.

[Peyton]

This is, this is, this is population control. They literally said, hey, we're gonna see if enough just come and end themselves. Send them straight to 17 suffocation room. Are you.

[Cam]

And so by the time you're at 17, you've been shocked, you've had bugs on you, your hair cut, you're dizzy. People are like sweaty, their shirts all ripped up. They're, they're, they're tired because you're going. It's fast.

[Peyton]

Your heart rate's at 310.

[Cam]

And so you're basically like in this elevator, right? And then the ceiling opens up and then these like. You know how your son's scared of the balls? Like the little play pin balls? Yeah, Those fill up and it gets tight in there. Like it fills up all over your head. So you just see people going. And if you stay calm, nothing will happen. But you won't because there's loud music, there's strobes. You've just gone through all this and they're going to. So. Yeah. And I literally got anxiety watching this.

[Peyton]

So you can watch it on TikTok hearing that. Watch. Timeout. Very important question. What is the. What's the admission to this place?

[Cam]

How much does it cost?

[Peyton]

How much does a ticket. How much does a GA ticket to the 17th door of hell?

[Cam]

How much does it cost?

[Peyton]

You're my haircut. You're bringing out my wildest fears. You're suffocating me at the end. You're tasing me. And if you say anything above. If you say anything above. $45. They're out of their mind.

[Cam]

I'm going on their website right now. Oh, Regular tickets are $28. VIP is 34 now. I don't understand what a VIP.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, you get to.

[Cam]

Hey.

[Peyton]

So the VIP, we have an 18 store. It just drops right to hell.

[Cam]

20, 25, 10 years of our victims thinking, is this what the website says? Oh, wow. This is. Oh, wow. Darkness rules and fear devours all. What the crazy. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, where is this? I don't know. This has to be.

[Cam]

This has to be, like, I think it's in LA.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

That fits.

[Cam]

Yeah. So that's the 17th door. Would you do it?

[Peyton]

There's no way in hell, literally, I would ever freely do that. There would have to come in the.

[Cam]

Bag, in the comments right now.

[Peyton]

Hell, no.

[Cam]

I didn't even go to a regular. Bless you, Barney.

[Peyton]

Bless you, Barney. Now. Now I. I know where I'll get you.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

What's the price? Oh, you'll do anything. You'll shake a dry for some price.

[Cam]

$100,000. I'll do it. $100,000 cash. I'll get in there to shave my head, Tase me, put roaches on me, suffocate me.

[Peyton]

I can't even literally crowdsource 100K. And I could put you in that 17th.

[Cam]

Do it, please. I'll do it.

[Peyton]

To the VIP, 18th door. Drop straight to hell.

[Cam]

But that's something that I definitely wouldn't do. Let me know in the comments if.

[Peyton]

So, if any of you openly go to the 17th door. Like, I know. Like, I've said this before, something's wrong with people. Seriously, if they go to that, like, there's no way you. You. Like you said, you have to be very bad, very down bad, or you haven't had a. You haven't even caught a red light in, like, two years.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Like, you're just like, I need some spice.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Speaking of things we would not do, have you watched this new season of Love is Blind?

[Cam]

I haven't seen the new season, but I watched the old ones.

[Peyton]

Okay, so you know, Love is blind.

[Cam]

I love. Love is blind. Don't believe in it. There, you got it. I mean if you're. I mean you can see when they turn that corner. I don't love you no more. You. You.

[Peyton]

You propose to someone, she turns, you go, no, I'm out of here. Yeah, no, you go, oops, mistake. Sorry.

[Cam]

Voice is cool. Not the food. Just kidding.

[Peyton]

Anyway, there's a guy on there that. There's a guy on Love is Blind that has the craziest morning routine. Really absolutely disgusting.

[Cam]

Like fully like working out.

[Peyton]

Oh, oh, hell no.

[Cam]

Eating food wise, what's his morning routine?

[Peyton]

So they leave the pods, they're living together. This man, every morning when he wakes up, gets a blender, chicken breast, tap water and a crystal light. Hits the button down the hatch.

[Cam]

He blends chicken and crystal light.

[Peyton]

He opens a Ziploc gallon bag from his fridge, pops a chicken breast that that's precooked, throws it in the blendy, takes the blender cup right under that fluoride filled tap, tap water, pops a crystal light like he's normal and goes how blends it.

[Cam]

How long was he in Jail before the show.

[Peyton]

Never went to prison, Never incarcerated.

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

That was a free man with it.

[Peyton]

Free man's choice.

[Cam]

He was in a shelter.

[Peyton]

He had to have been doing something. Yeah, he's got. I mean, he's.

[Cam]

I mean, how did he sip it? Was it like a sipper through the morning.

[Peyton]

This is like a. Oops, here we go. Protein to start the date.

[Cam]

And somebody fell in love with him.

[Peyton]

Someone fell. She loved. She loved him so much. She tried it. She said, you know what?

[Cam]

I love you.

[Peyton]

I'm gonna try it.

[Cam]

Oh, she's insane. Never. Well.

[Peyton]

We'Re gonna try that today.

[Cam]

Try the blended chicken. I'm not.

[Peyton]

Oh, we're gonna try it right now.

[Cam]

That's so many accessories readily available. That's why I couldn't move the pillow. I can't try that.

[Peyton]

I don't know. I can't.

[Cam]

I've tried a lot of things in my life, and a lot of things have gone in my mouth, including you, but I cannot eat that. I can't do that. I want.

[Peyton]

I don't want to do it either, but we need to.

[Cam]

We're going to.

[Peyton]

Did it like it was nothing. Like he was drinking a milk.

[Cam]

I genuinely don't think I can get through this. I can't do it.

[Peyton]

We're going full blown chicken breasts. Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

You hear that? How long have those chicken been sitting out?

[Peyton]

Now, don't question everything, right? Just kind of do it. Leave it. Some blind faith right here.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh. Best part is you're putting the chicken in there, big guy.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. No, this is. Oh, Cam. It's cold chicken. Cold chicken.

[Peyton]

Crystallite and water.

[Cam]

It says 9am well, it's 1:30.

[Peyton]

Hey, I said don't question things. It's gonna suck regardless.

[Cam]

Oh, no, it's real chicken. Chicken. What is this called? Chicken filet.

[Peyton]

That's a. That's a filet of chicken.

[Cam]

It's a chicken bread.

[Peyton]

Chicken.

[Cam]

Here we go. Dubbing the chicken.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, God. There's chicken juice on me. Oh, I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't even mind chicken juice.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

All right, here.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Throw some water in that.

[Cam]

There's some water in the john. Here you go. Pour it.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It looks like something that's coming to my butt.

[Peyton]

It looks like a little science project.

[Cam]

It does. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I don't know the worst part about this. I'm pretty sure the guy did lemon lime. But I said I'm not a fan of lemonade, so I went with strawberry. We're putting wild strawberry with chicken, and.

[Cam]

I don't think I could do this. I don't think I could do this. Oh, no. Wet chicken gives an odor. Oh, here we go.

[Peyton]

Ready?

[Cam]

Here we go. Cam. Cam. Oh, no. You put your fingers in.

[Peyton]

Oh, get it.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, okay. Do we go two for flavor or what?

[Cam]

No. How many did he put in there? I haven't seen the recipe. I think you just did one. Oh, God. Do we need more water? We need more water. No, no.

[Peyton]

More water means thinner. You want to have a little chunk?

[Cam]

No. Please put water in there, Cam. I can't. I don't. I can't do chunk. You don't put more water, dude.

[Peyton]

No, I. I got it.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

I got it, too. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. This looks like Ed Gein's bathtub. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Spooky season.

[Cam]

Happy Halloween. Oh, can.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh. At least go.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no, no. We're going to be.

[Cam]

No, no.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no. You're going to ruin it.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Oh, I never used a blender.

[Peyton]

This.

[Cam]

Tighten it and screw it. Here, you tighten it.

[Peyton]

Screw, tighten.

[Cam]

And screw it up, too. Tighten it.

[Peyton]

I'll tighten you and screw you.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Oh, God. Barney doesn't look happy.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, this is.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Barney looks pissed.

[Cam]

Okay, here we go.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh. Show them the camera.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Oh, it looks like somebody harvested a liver. Like a spleen.

[Cam]

Oh, man.

[Peyton]

Oh, God.

[Cam]

All the coloring. Okay, here we go. Blend it.

[Peyton]

Okay. Three, two, one.

[Cam]

No way.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

I might. No, I might vomit. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, Cam. Cam. Oh, God. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, my God. Do we do a whiff test? We do a whiff test.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. My ch. My. My. My chest got tighter.

[Cam]

Oh, my. Oh, man. Oh, no. Come on. Screw it and sniff.

[Peyton]

Okay, first sniff test. No, I. I really don't know if this is wise. I really.

[Cam]

It doesn't look wise.

[Peyton]

No, I have to. I have to go in. I have to just go in and drink it. I can't sniff it. If I sniff, I won't be able to drink it.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

If I sniff it, I won't be.

[Cam]

Able to drink it. Sherbert chicken. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

It looks like a strawberry banana. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

Who is this guy? What's his name?

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I don't.

[Peyton]

Oh, his name. Oh, his name's Jordan. His name's Jordan. You Jordan?

[Cam]

He's black.

[Peyton]

No, no, he's white.

[Cam]

Of course he is. I thought to say, really?

[Peyton]

You go? Golly, that's surprising.

[Cam]

Oh, no, I'm not feeling well. This is my first meal today. I'm in a caloric deficit. Open it.

[Peyton]

Honestly, for the. We gotta sniff it.

[Cam]

Yeah, we gotta do a sniff test. Sniff test. One. Here we go. No, it's bad.

[Peyton]

No, it's really bad. It's acidic.

[Cam]

Let me get a whiff.

[Peyton]

It's acidic. Oh, no. Why does it taste warm?

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, it smells bad.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. That makes you want to fight someone less fortunate.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

Oh, my booty hole hit one of these. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, my booty hole ran for the hills. Oh, my throat opened about 2 centimeters. No, it's. I'm dead.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

I never, never would have made it. You bad as hell.

[Cam]

I know. You ever singing about Jesus? All right, do we have cuffs? Where are we going? Straight out of the thing. Oh, I think my nose is bleeding.

[Peyton]

No, no, I'm not kidding. This inflatable chest plate, it's like it's getting more on my neck.

[Cam]

All right, I'll go. I'll go. I'll go first. No, you go first. You go first. You go first. You go first. It's your idea.

[Peyton]

I'm not kidding.

[Cam]

It's your people. It's your recipe.

[Peyton]

Come on, come on, come on, come on. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. You can rush me all you want, dude.

[Cam]

Take it.

[Peyton]

Come on.

[Cam]

All right, give a Cam a countdown, Barney. Count him down.

[Peyton]

Sweet Jesus, I love you.

[Cam]

No, don't cover your nose. You can't. Oh, come on.

[Peyton]

Sorry.

[Cam]

Oh, Cam covers his nose. Go in the pool too. Oh, how is it? Oh, no. Oh, it's coming up.

[Peyton]

Okay, hear me out.

[Cam]

Bigger sip, bigger sip. Purple, purple. Here we go. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

Oh, hakuna matata. What a wonderful day. Oh, Cam. No, don't go. Don't backwash back in. Oh, it's bad. It's so bad. Oh, he's drunk.

[Peyton]

That's not supposed to happen.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Here we go.

[Peyton]

No, that's not supposed to happen. No. It's kind of cool, though, because it's like. It's like you get entree and an appetizer. It's like you can taste both of them separately but equal at the same time.

[Cam]

I mean, that smell. I can't get over it. I cannot get over this strawberry was terrible. I'm starting to get the shakes. I don't think I can get that.

[Peyton]

No, no, no. You're not doing this to me.

[Cam]

I don't think I can. No, I don't think I can. I don't think.

[Peyton]

I'm literally leaving if you don't do.

[Cam]

I'm literally leaving. I see her tomorrow. I can't. I'm leaving.

[Peyton]

I'm leaving. You have to do it. I did it. Plug your nose. Plug your nose for the first sip. Oh, no.

[Cam]

He's making me want again.

[Peyton]

Swallow quickly. Swallow quickly. Whatever you do, do not drop. No, give me that now. Give me that now. Do not. You can't drop that. If you drop that, we have to leave. Oh, no. You know, that's why your mic broke. No, don't spit by yourself. Here, do you want regular water? Regular water?

[Cam]

Why are you holding your. Something came out. What?

[Peyton]

No, regular water. Here, Regular water. Regular water. Don't use all of it. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, no.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

Close it, though. Close it for real. Hurry up and close that.

[Cam]

I can't. Can't get it away from me.

[Peyton]

Oh, my. Oh.

[Cam]

Who's Jordan? Jordan's going to hell.

[Peyton]

No, Jordan's going to hell. He's 100%.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

No, it's like, in my molars. It's right there in the. Are they kissing?

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, that was the worst thing we've ever done.

[Peyton]

That was bad. That was very. I'm honestly sorry. I'm honestly. I'm highly apologetic.

[Cam]

That's for POWs right there.

[Peyton]

I did take two. He's a man of the people.

[Cam]

Bigger sip. Come on.

[Peyton]

Trash bag on standby. Oh.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Anybody have an extra beverage I can drink? Oh, no. Oh, dude, you drank out of that. I don't want your lips. Here we go.

[Peyton]

Oh, that smells. No, don't smell it. Don't smell.

[Cam]

Just go.

[Peyton]

No, it's. Yeah. No, it's bad. No, don't. No, no, no. Half of me hates you, but half of me understands.

[Cam]

No, no, no.

[Peyton]

I. I.

[Cam]

No, no, no, don't.

[Peyton]

Hey, stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Cam]

Oh, God. Hey, hey, hey. No. My couch.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

To wait in IKEA for another four hours.

[Peyton]

It didn't break, did it? Oh, you're so.

[Cam]

To infinity. To infinity. And bj, you do.

[Peyton]

No, I told you not to do that.

[Cam]

Just take a minute to clean up.

[Peyton]

Huh? Don't do that.

[Cam]

We should take a minute to clean up.

[Peyton]

We did.

[Cam]

It should take a minute to clean up. Pierce, clean it up. The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Now we've all heard the sob story. I tell it almost every episode. Cam, do you know the sob story?

[Peyton]

I know the sob story. I was there in the dark days.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

It was bad. Every email, every return, every exchange. We were on POS system.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

This is absolute insanity.

[Cam]

I mean, Barney's knocked out.

[Peyton]

Yeah, Barney's gone.

[Cam]

Barney's absolutely knocked out. This is a wild episode. I'm sorry that I, I, I hurt your rib cage.

[Peyton]

I think I might have to get medical attention. Yeah, I know your shoulder went directly into. I was like.

[Cam]

And I didn't realize how tight these, these trousers were on my back end. Oh. Like, I felt the stitching go into my anal cavity. Like I might poop out a couple. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Started popping.

[Cam]

I might, I might, I might fart out a couple stitches.

[Peyton]

You know, I think I fart. I don't, I actually don't want to say that on the Internet.

[Cam]

You think you farted where?

[Peyton]

No, I think I farted so hard.

[Cam]

Now that's not gonna stay.

[Peyton]

That's why I said it. You forced me.

[Cam]

It's not gonna stay. Dropping out here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Yeah. But speaking of things that I think will make me. Barney, we. Okay.

[Peyton]

You all right, buddy?

[Cam]

Now, one of the things that I. This whole episode is on things that we wouldn't do. The haunted house, the chicken blender. Yeah. All that. I don't think I would ever try again. Have you heard of this marathon called the Moab 240?

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I don't know why. My core. You page has been a bunch of things that I would never do.

[Peyton]

Just so many Moab 240 videos.

[Cam]

If you don't know what the Moab 240, I don't know what it stands for, and I quite frankly, don't care. Basically, it's a 240 mile long marathon, strictly on foot.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Through the like, the Moab Mountain range in, like, Utah.

[Cam]

Yes. So basically it's. I watched this video of this elder white man. I don't know if that's the guy on your for you page. Yeah.

[Peyton]

I had like four different people. I'm like, is this a known Like.

[Cam]

And so he was starting it off and he was like, mile one of 240. And I said, what the.

[Peyton]

The sir.

[Cam]

Like, what are you talking about? And then like eight hours later, on my for you page, it's him again. Going down a mountain. Not like it was carved out for this marathon.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Like, it's like literally, like, he was like, he got lost there.

[Peyton]

You have to go up and around and through that mountain and you have to make it the other side. Whatever you have to do, that's what.

[Cam]

They tell these people.

[Peyton]

And there's like, sure, what the.

[Cam]

What's the hell?

[Peyton]

What's the point, dog? I was trying to think of that myself. I was like, what do you have to do in your life to get to the point where you want to sign up voluntarily?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

To run 240 miles.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Consecutively.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

What? Like genuinely, what are you doing?

[Cam]

I don't even like driving 240 miles because I have to stop and piss. I gotta go get jerky.

[Peyton]

Drive it without getting. Getting snacks. A good stretch break and a good piss or dog. And these on foot and some hokas. Yeah.

[Cam]

It's like, what's the what after it, right after you complete the 240 miles?

[Peyton]

Yeah. I go, you gotta go to work Monday. Like, you gotta go to work. Your feet are broken.

[Cam]

You go to back to state farm on Monday. Right. You go to your Cubicle. The john on cubicle to your right. Who you hate asks you, hey, Mikey. Yeah. How was your weekend? Did the Moab 240.

[Peyton]

Broke every bone in both my feet. Six toenails surgically removed. Can't feel my calves. My knees are destroyed, and I'm extremely dehydrated. I'm 12 pounds lighter.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

He's like, oh, I drink beer, let my kids run around, watch football.

[Cam]

Yeah. What the.

[Peyton]

Like, what do I look like tearing an ACL and breaking all the bones. My foot. Just to go back to work.

[Cam]

And so it's so funny going down my for you page and seeing this guy. It was like, the first one mile one. He was excited. Good time. He had a group of, like, 12 with them. They were all like this. Yeah, we're gonna do this. The MOAB240. Second one, top of a mountain. They're trying to tread down one of the scariest mountains I've ever seen.

[Peyton]

Like, slick.

[Cam]

So slick.

[Peyton]

Straight up.

[Cam]

It was humid. It was a little rainy outside. Yeah. And so you can see, like, it's literally a death trap. It looks like the third video I see of him on my for you page, like, the next day is him literally running and crying.

[Peyton]

I didn't want to say it, but, bro, like, he literally was. He was running and crying.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then I don't know if you saw another. There was another video where he was talking, and then one of his boys were like, who you talking to? And he was like, I wasn't talking. Like, he was losing it. He was losing it.

[Cam]

No, I didn't see this.

[Peyton]

He was Peyton. He even. He then looks at the phone, he goes, you see all that gravel?

[Cam]

He goes, they all look like little.

[Peyton]

Mushrooms just talking, doing their own thing, but it's just gravel. Mile 167. More than two thirds done. We checked on him, and I'm like, why the Is this allowed?

[Cam]

I think I saw the video of him. When he got completed with it. He, like, went to this barn, and his wife was just sitting down. She goes, babe, over here.

[Peyton]

I go, nothing. Your hair's not in a pony. There's not a steak dinner. I just ran 240. I ran 240 miles, and you're in a lawn chair with a phone. I would be like, I want King Midas gold at my feet.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I just ran from Dallas to Oklahoma City and then an extra 60 miles. Yeah, babe. No.

[Cam]

Yeah, yeah. I get. Are they making out again?

[Peyton]

I don't know what's happening.

[Cam]

What's going on back then.

[Peyton]

Purple tongue.

[Cam]

Yeah. Anyway, okay, but look, I want you to imagine me doing the Moab 240. I want you to be me. How do I go through mile 1 to mile 50 to miles 100? How do I get there?

[Peyton]

Can I quickly say I absolutely love that you brought this up because I was gonna pretend it up.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

I was gonna bring up near the same thing. Cuz they're all those videos, bro. I immediately thought, okay. My first thought went, what if we had to do it, but we were tag teamed.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

We had to go with each other. How bad that would be? It would be if me and you.

[Cam]

Had to run the Moab 240. The 240 mile long marathon. Can't. Honestly, I would sacrifice you. Like, if we're being honest. Honestly, I would. I would sacrifice you. Mile eight, you're dead.

[Peyton]

I'm dead at mile eight, you're not gonna be moving after mile three. You're gonna run a 5K and be like, I'm done.

[Cam]

And I let. No.

[Peyton]

Okay, so that's. I was saying if we imagine. Yeah, let's talk strategy.

[Cam]

Let's talk strategy.

[Peyton]

We're doing the Moab 240.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

However, we have a caveat. Only one of us has to run at a time. It's like a tag team duo.

[Cam]

Okay?

[Peyton]

So if I want to run two miles straight and I go, I tag you out.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Now you're running the other person.

[Cam]

Take a relay.

[Peyton]

Let's say the other person's on a golf cart. Let's say they're on a. On a bike. Like they're chilling.

[Cam]

Who.

[Peyton]

Like, only one of us is covering ground.

[Cam]

Okay, so it's like a relay. One of us running out of time on the Moab 240.

[Peyton]

Like a relay.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Now I said you would start as an honest man, 100% honest Abe. You know, let's just go one and one. Yes, let's go one and one. Keep a good pace. My rain.

[Cam]

A little.

[Peyton]

It's good. One and one right now. As soon as we hit about an actual marathon, about that 26 mark. First off, we're before then the fact.

[Cam]

You think I'm getting there is commendable and I appreciate the loyalty you have to our friendship. Is Barney okay?

[Peyton]

He looks. I don't even know what that is. I don't know if that's sad. I don't know if that's eager. This is about to jump on us.

[Cam]

What is going on?

[Peyton]

A lot of tongue in the back. What are we doing?

[Cam]

Okay, let's.

[Peyton]

Yeah, you're right. Let's come back to reality after mile seven.

[Cam]

There you go.

[Peyton]

Maybe I did four, you did three. Yeah, we're gonna start looking at each other, and I absolutely have you marked down for going. Ah.

[Cam]

Oh. Ah.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Ah.

[Peyton]

I don't know, Kim. Ah.

[Cam]

Whoa.

[Peyton]

And then me, this, like, this hero complex. I'd be like, oh, right. Just. Just keep him safe in that golf.

[Cam]

Cart and work on him.

[Peyton]

And I just started trotting, and then you. I turn around, and you're like this.

[Cam]

You literally, like.

[Peyton]

Like. Oh, no. Ah. O. Oh, yeah. Keep running. K. You got it. Yeah. Anyway, dude, this race sucks.

[Cam]

Like, dude, if we're being honest. If we're being honest, I would cover more ground in the Moab than you. First of all, you have. You have too much hip, you have bad hips, and you have too much weight.

[Peyton]

I had. Okay, we're very close in weight. Not anymore.

[Cam]

I've been working on it. Look myself in the mirror. Say, looks good this time.

[Peyton]

Okay, that's fine. Because you. Yeah, you would lose the muscle first because you have less fat to lose. I have extra fat just stored up. I can go for. I can go for days.

[Cam]

Yes. I can go for what I'm saying. Cam.

[Peyton]

Day two, you're gonna be. You're literally gonna be screaming, screaming for a pumpkin spice latte.

[Cam]

That's why I sacrifice you. And I'm, like, so much gut.

[Peyton]

When.

[Cam]

It takes his gut.

[Peyton]

Why my gut? I have good quads. Get that good.

[Cam]

That lean meat. I feel like you're wagu. I feel like your quad meat is like. Like a little mangle. Like, too much tendon. You know, when you bite into, like, a wing?

[Peyton]

Like a real piece of gristle.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, that'd be your tailbone. Yeah, your is, like, the meat, but it. It's not good meat on the inside. Not good meat. Not good.

[Cam]

You said. You said, I honestly want to see us do something like that. It's not gonna happen normally. Whenever we try things, I'm like, we're gonna do this on Patreon. It's never gonna happen. So I'm never. I'm running a ma marathon. Like, genuinely, you. If you run marathons. To be honest, no.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. Okay, let's just go 60 seconds. Let's go on marathon, people. 1. Your shoes aren't that cool. Stop showing them off like it's a new car.

[Cam]

Okay. 2. Barney, Barney, your shoes. Barney. I will.

[Peyton]

Those are running shoes. You are wearing running shoes. No, they. They. They feel amazing. But I'm saying you're treating it like it's a car, like you're going into a race.

[Cam]

2. 2. Nope, not gonna do it.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

And you're never gonna beat the Africans. Okay. But you smoke.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I'm just kidding. If you do marathons. Not like we can't be friends, but it's really commendable.

[Cam]

It's really commendable. I. I literally don't respect you more, but it's commendable. I. It's. I get. Oh, you run marathon. Oh, good job. Your bones hurt.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I go, that's awesome. Your feet are probably disgusting. Yeah, real quick.

[Cam]

Oh, I dated a girl that did marathons. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Feet look like.

[Peyton]

Oh, like a. Like a.

[Cam]

Look like George Washington's teeth. I'm like, that's made of. That's made of horse, isn't it? Oh, no, no.

[Peyton]

Give me that tooth.

[Cam]

I'm like, oh, you kick a lot of walls. Oh, no, you're a marathon runner. Wow.

[Peyton]

God, you play a lot of soccer. A lot of slide tackles went wrong.

[Cam]

Hey, I got my feet rubbed this morning, actually. Oh, that's nice. She goes, why are your toes yellow? And I said, it might be the jaundice.

[Peyton]

You got jaundice.

[Cam]

I might be the jaundice of the toes.

[Peyton]

Okay, dude.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I didn't. I never wanted to say this, but I'm going to. Yeah, I went. Got a massage a couple weeks ago in Oklahoma. Oh. And. Oh, yeah. I mean, talk about down bad.

[Cam]

Like.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I literally was like, man, I just got to do it right. I had some time to kill.

[Cam]

I bet that feels like getting your get a massage by a mechanic. Like, a lot of. That's a. That's blue collar.

[Peyton]

I think she was not good.

[Cam]

Anyway. Oh, sorry. Before we go, I saw a comment on. I don't know if it's on Patreon on YouTube. They're like, I do not appreciate the way that y' all joke about Oklahoma. Then don't care.

[Peyton]

Sucks.

[Cam]

Suck. Barney.

[Peyton]

Oh. Oh, my gosh. Dude, that caught that Pierce costume scaring me.

[Cam]

I mean, he's from Oklahoma. He's from Chickasaw.

[Peyton]

No, I got, like, you look like the woman that rubbed me down, But I go to this massage place, she gives me a massage. It's very. Just. What? I mean, it wasn't very blue collar. Yeah, very blue collar. Rough hands. You tell. She just. She knows her way around WD40.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Anyway, she gets to my feet now. She is. I had the most politically correct way to say this. I don't know. She's not. She doesn't really speak too much English. Okay, I'll just leave it at that. You're covering yourself, but it's fine. So it's. It's a very silent massage. There's a little music.

[Cam]

I've never talked during a massage.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I never do. But I'm saying sometimes there's like a. Oh. Like, what level do you want? It's like, oh, deep tissue. Whatever. There was nothing. I just laid down.

[Cam]

She was just like, I'm gonna give you what I want.

[Peyton]

Like, I'm doing whatever the hell I want. That's it.

[Cam]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Peyton]

Peyton, when she got. She didn't say a word.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

When she got to my feet, she. You would have thought there was three other ladies in the room. She was talking so much to no one in a language that I don't know the second she grabbed my feet. Now, for obvious reasons, I'm not going to replicate, but she. Like, just imagine. Imagine 35 to 40 minutes of pure silence. Silence. And then she grabs my foot. And I'll just do it in the English version. She goes, Holy. What is this? Good God almighty. What the Is. Oh, God. Oh, it's. Oh, my God. It's diseased. Oh, that toenail's gone.

[Cam]

Oh, there was that. So big. It was that continuous. I can't do.

[Peyton]

I don't want to do it. Yeah, no, no, no. It was, bro. And I. I was so self conscious. Yeah, I was so self conscious. I sat there, couldn't fall asleep, wasn't relaxed, was pissed off. And I was like.

[Cam]

I literally been like this.

[Peyton]

Really? I go, are you sure it's not that bad, dude, it was. It was embarrassing. Hilarious embarrassing.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

I was. I was always thinking about it, to be honest.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Get seen, get booked on booking.com now on to the rest of the episode. You spoke about the like a crown jewel earlier when they said whenever you got done with the Moab240 that you deserve a crown jewel.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Did you see that? The lure got the. The museum got robbed.

[Peyton]

The Louvre got robbed. When did this happen?

[Cam]

You didn't see that this week.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Is this last week? It's an actual Robbie robbery. Yes, it's an actual Robbie robbery.

[Cam]

It's an actual robbery, like from a movie. But it happened in broad daylight at like 9:30am 30 minutes after it opened. Oh, if you don't know, this museum is the one that houses the Mona Lisa.

[Peyton]

Yes. It's that big, that pyramid of glass.

[Cam]

Yes. It got robbed how? In broad daylight?

[Peyton]

That's. They deserve it.

[Cam]

And they took.

[Peyton]

Now, I don't say what they did is right, but if you can rob the Louvre in broad daylight, you deserve something.

[Cam]

And they took a lot of Napoleon's diamonds and like jewelry. So it's like priceless jewelry.

[Peyton]

Napoleon's diamonds are in the Louvre? Yeah, I mean, it's in Paris, but.

[Cam]

Holy.

[Peyton]

What diamonds did he have?

[Cam]

Like rings and necklaces and stuff.

[Peyton]

Small rings. You might wore a size four.

[Cam]

Yeah. But it's like priceless stuff. And they took a lot of it and they dropped the one on the way out. And so they recovered that one, but they got the rest. And there's.

[Peyton]

Is there any leads? Anything?

[Cam]

There's a video. So basically what they did is they, they. These robbers dressed up as like mechanics. Not like mechanics, but like, like H Vac. H vac workers. Like that. They dressed up in like costumes like.

[Peyton]

That, like real movie, like you and me right now.

[Cam]

They took a crane, like one of those construction cranes up to like one of the top floors. They used like a saw, like electric saw, cut a hole through the glass window. Boom. Went through the glass and then cut open the glass on the. Where the diamonds are. Took it, Escaped.

[Peyton]

Now, why the. Are they cutting holes in windows and doors when the is open? Like, go through the front door. Like, it's like. It's like. It's like you want the best chance of getting out. Probably don't shatter some glass and saw through a wall. Yeah, it's like, go through the front, then conduct your plan.

[Cam]

And so I. My whole thing. Barney, stop looking at me. And so my.

[Peyton]

And get your hand off your crotch.

[Cam]

And so my whole thing is, what do you plan on doing with the most prized possession jewels in the world?

[Peyton]

That's so stupid. Oh, my God. I agree with you. What, are you gonna list it on ebay?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Hey, I got Napoleon's diamond necklace.

[Cam]

I didn't steal it, though.

[Peyton]

Highest bidder.

[Cam]

No.

[Peyton]

It was passed down through generations.

[Cam]

Yeah, it's priceless. So, one. You can't get money on it. So the only thing that they're gonna be able to do is melt it down. They can melt it down and probably get, like, $2 million. Well, not true.

[Peyton]

What do you think they can go black market. You've seen the Black Wedding.

[Cam]

Yeah, but you think the FBI's not on the.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, they got a couple people. But that black web, boy, you can do what you want.

[Cam]

I don't spend much time there. Pierce, tell me how it is. Now. My whole thing is. No, I went into my investigation bag.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. Which is. It's kind of lackluster, but we're getting there, right?

[Cam]

I genuinely believe. Now Barney's up now. I don't know. Barney. Are we okay? Like a horror movie? I genuinely believe that this was the lure itself. It's insurance fraud.

[Peyton]

God. An inside job.

[Cam]

It's an inside job for insurance fraud. Because there's no way that that can happen.

[Peyton]

I mean, you're not like. That's not a terrible theory. You're the Louvre.

[Cam]

Yeah. You're the most. You're the biggest museum in the world housing the mo. This happened, like, seven yards away from the Mona Lisa.

[Peyton]

Oh, no.

[Cam]

So there's no way that there's not top. Top security right there with priceless jewelry.

[Peyton]

And if that is you, like, be more creative, right? Let someone get real quick. Let me get, like, really sell the bag, you know? I'm saying don't just saw window, drop in, drop out someone in the arm. Like, make, like, really, like, you really want to maybe possibly win. You got to do something.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You really got to make it known. Like, somebody slips and falls, hits their head. You immediately have someone. They're like, holding it though, you can. You can make it more realistic because I think.

[Cam]

And they got out of one.

[Peyton]

Get the. No.

[Cam]

So what I think is going to happen is I think that they're going to like, find the people like, like the hidden stash and like recover it after they get the insurance money from it.

[Peyton]

Oh my God. What? So what you just said.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Made me think. I'm so sorry. What if someone came to you and plotted an insurance fraud scheme on ysk?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You were guaranteed large bucks. No jail time, no repercussions. You're not allowed to tell any of us. And it like crumbles the company.

[Cam]

Crumbles the company. I wouldn't want it then.

[Peyton]

But they go, you get $100 million.

[Cam]

Oh, crumbled. It's crumble cookies. This company is crumbl cookies. It all falls down.

[Peyton]

See?

[Cam]

Oops.

[Peyton]

They go. Okay, we have a plan. We've plotted it. The building you're in has an automatic insurance policy.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

We're gonna go to your floor, ruin it, kidnap you. The others cannot know you. Get 100 million. We're gonna drop you off in Guam with a beautiful woman. Drop you off in Puerto Rico. Brazil.

[Cam]

Puerto Rico. That's the same country, literally, in America.

[Peyton]

We're gonna drop you off in Brazil. We'll drop you off in the.

[Cam]

Talk to the president or the president of Puerto Rico. I'll talk to him.

[Peyton]

Shut the up. We're gonna drop. We're gonna drop you off in Venezuela. Is that fine? Is that worth you?

[Cam]

I don't know. I like.

[Peyton]

I would like to drop you off in Croatia.

[Cam]

I would like Rio Del De Janeiro.

[Peyton]

We'll drop you off Rio de Janeiro.

[Cam]

I could do a lot with 100 million there.

[Peyton]

We're gonna drop you off. 100 million and one. A one way plane ticket to Brazil.

[Cam]

I love that.

[Peyton]

You can do whatever you want.

[Cam]

I'll do that for 20 rags.

[Peyton]

For your company. Demolished. All your friends, they're left behind. Left with nothing.

[Cam]

I don't like them anyway. Sorry, Marty.

[Peyton]

You would do that to the thing? The Mr. America and Barney.

[Cam]

Oh, 100% easy. Easiest thing I've ever done.

[Peyton]

Oh my God.

[Cam]

And they could take Pierce and I never like they say. We're going to do something with Pierce. I mean, don't tell me like, I don't like, just don't tell me they can take him. Like really add Robbie in there too. I don't. I. I don't care. C.J. bye. I don't care. I. Cam, you got a kid. So you know you're a little iffy, but if it's enough money, I'll raise Malachi. No. What?

[Peyton]

How the hell are you gonna raise him in a favela in Ruhu de Janeiro?

[Cam]

I wouldn't raise Malachi. That kid is a head case. Hey, I love him. No, love him.

[Peyton]

No, I love him, too.

[Cam]

Crippling ADHD on the kid.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's.

[Cam]

Dude, he's a. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

He is the thing. It's clobbering.

[Cam]

Yeah, dude, he breaks. He just breaks. Now, the you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by the guys over at True Classic Seachem. The guys at True Classic started with a simple mission. Do you know that mission?

[Peyton]

Talk to me.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Now, on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast.

[Peyton]

In the spirit of Halloween.

[Cam]

I love Halloween.

[Peyton]

I read this this morning. See my knuckles? I've read this this morning. Okay, it's just a simple joke. I just wanted to tell you.

[Cam]

It's a Halloween joke.

[Peyton]

Yeah, okay, but I like, I. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Okay, so the joke simply reads, what is a vampire's favorite fruit?

[Cam]

What is a vampire's favorite fruit.

[Peyton]

Fruit. Yeah.

[Cam]

Blood. No, I don't know. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

[Peyton]

It's a nectarine. The nectarine. You get it?

[Cam]

Oh, I got it. I think you got it. Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Dude, that's funny.

[Cam]

Not that funny.

[Peyton]

What the.

[Cam]

Is wrong neck Terrain. Yeah, no, it's funny. Oh.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

I think you were happier about that joke than your son being born. Like, I don't. I think we had some good jokes, man.

[Peyton]

But have you not seen that trend going around? You tell someone a corny joke and you just obnoxiously laugh and you see their reaction?

[Cam]

No, but I get. I get why that would be a trick.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God.

[Cam]

You honestly made it. You were fiddling with your fingers.

[Peyton]

You literally so uncomfortable.

[Cam]

You went, no, no. Because I was like, no, I was like. I. For a second, I was like, we need to implement a drug policy in this company. Like, I was like, you know he did drugs before we got here. Yeah, no, no, I was like, I mean. I mean, we gotta. I mean, Barney is hot. I mean, look at him.

[Peyton]

Barney's cooked, but. Oh, my God. No. Barney's cooked. Oh, my God. But yeah, you know, he's so uncomfortable.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, no, that's an act.

[Peyton]

That's an actual trend. I don't know if we need to save you. Like, yo.

[Cam]

No, I. I genuinely feel like I took acid before I got.

[Peyton]

No, this is bad.

[Cam]

This is really bad.

[Peyton]

All right. Oh, my God.

[Cam]

I think we're good on time.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, no, no. I got another joke. I'm just kidding.

[Cam]

I'm kidding.

[Peyton]

Well, I do have a question, though. I do have a question.

[Cam]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Peyton]

Now, in the terms of Halloween, right? Very simple. Would you rather only on Halloween.

[Cam]

You. Okay, you made it through almost the whole episode.

[Peyton]

I give you props.

[Cam]

And he farted in it.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's nasty. What's in the spirit of Halloween? It's a. Would you rather. Would you rather Halloween? We're gonna answer. I need to see Yalls answers in the comments as well.

[Cam]

I think I'm a pass out.

[Peyton]

Would you rather. Every year on Halloween, whatever anybody dresses up as, they become it. So it's real. So I'm. I'm in the thing. I'm literally the thing now. I'll say the second one, then I'll. I'll break it down. Okay. The second one is Halloween is still just a holiday. You dress up, but all of the creatures that anyone can dress up and all the things are. Are actually real.

[Cam]

Isn't it the same thing?

[Peyton]

No, and I know you're gonna say.

[Cam]

So you become it.

[Peyton]

So if 20 people dress up as a thing on Halloween, there's 20 things, but it's only for that one day.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

The other option is the thing actually exists, but there's only one of them. Oh, he's a real thing. There's. There's an actual Michael Myers. There's an actual.

[Cam]

The second one.

[Peyton]

Dragon.

[Cam]

I would definitely pick the second one. Wherever there's. If somebody dresses up as it, there's only one of them, right?

[Peyton]

No, no, I'm saying Halloween. So right now, on Halloween, you literally become Buzz. You have his powers. That has nothing to with do. That's so good. What version did you watch?

[Cam]

You haven't seen Spanish Buzz? That's not the beat now. He hates that. Bad Bunny's performing at halftime shows. Oh, yeah, he does. He goes.

[Peyton]

What the. What's football even doing anymore? No, you dress up as Buzz.

[Cam]

You are Spanish Buzz.

[Peyton]

Spanish. Someone dresses up as a vampire. They're a vampire, Right? Only for the one night.

[Cam]

Playboy Cardi. Or a real vampire.

[Peyton]

Yeah, Playboy Cardi. Yeah, I'm afraid of Dave.

[Cam]

Put him in a tundra or all.

[Peyton]

Of these mythical things that we do dress up as. They actually exist. Exist.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

24 7. But there's only one of them.

[Cam]

That's what I said.

[Peyton]

But you're not. You never get to be them.

[Cam]

Okay, it's fine.

[Peyton]

You would never want to actually imagine. No, imagine you get a free pass every year. You get to be a mythical.

[Cam]

Cam. Cam, you're tripping.

[Peyton]

Wrong answer.

[Cam]

Cam.

[Peyton]

What is Buzz Lightyear in real life?

[Cam]

Listen to me. When I was in the fourth grade. No, when I was in the fifth grade, I dressed up as Shanae from the Mark or from Jamie Fox Show. That's a woman, Cam. I'd be a woman right now.

[Peyton]

Pick your dresses different. And that's obvious. You don't. You want to be. One year I'm a dragon. I get to fly.

[Cam]

Right.

[Peyton]

The next year, I'm John Cena. I get to walk around and hand out attitudes.

[Cam]

Oh, I forgot. It's only for the one day.

[Peyton]

That's the point.

[Cam]

Oh, I would love that.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Cam]

I would love that.

[Peyton]

I don't even know how he snaps. That's what I'm saying. Every year you get one night, and you can be some different.

[Cam]

Different.

[Peyton]

You can literally get powers. Or there's a real Tony Stark.

[Cam]

Is that.

[Peyton]

There's a real Hulk.

[Cam]

That's why you wanted to dress up as this Halloween. Yeah.

[Peyton]

All right, all right, that's enough.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

See, that's not a good one. Thank you. Because Cam's a creep. I thought it was good.

[Peyton]

I thought it was good.

[Cam]

Thank you.

[Peyton]

Oh, that. Next year. No, no, no, dude. You know what? On Patreon deserves it. I really don't know what, like, what made me say this. I was gonna say, next year, I'm gonna dress up was. Now. I don't know why I was gonna say that. Like, I don't even know. I don't know the actual, like, punchline behind that. But that's what came to my mind. No, that's what came to mind. I literally. Martin Luther.

[Cam]

Are you gonna accomplish that?

[Peyton]

I have a dream, and then I just. It's one night, and then I'm. It's just gone.

[Cam]

There you go.

[Peyton]

Yeah. I don't know, man.

[Cam]

All right, that was bad.

[Peyton]

I'm sorry.

[Cam]

All righty.

[Peyton]

What would you be if you have the real powers?

[Cam]

If I.

[Peyton]

If Two years in a row. Two years in a row. Pick two outfits, you put it on, you literally become that person.

[Cam]

Oh, I went to spirit Halloween, and there was a condom, and I would be like, oh, I want to be on cj. Koala Club knows why. I mean, I would be. I would be.

[Peyton]

I mean, you'd about to be busting at the seams.

[Cam]

Kids, we got to get out of here. We are delusional.

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Cam]

Happy Halloween, everybody. Put on your mask for the outro.

[Peyton]

Happy Halloween. We absolutely love you. You might have to give him the secret code.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

Might not be able to hear.

[Cam]

No, you got it. You put on. Put it on. Here we go. Yeah. Gets clobbering time. Oh, it's behind you. It's behind you. It's behind you. It's behind you. Rockhead. I know you can't see. I'm seeing your skin.

[Peyton]

There we go.

[Cam]

Yeah. All right. What happened? What happened?

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. It's such a.

[Cam]

What's going on, bro?

[Peyton]

I can't talk too loud.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I can't talk too loud. Okay, whisper, because when I yell, it echoes.

[Cam]

Bad.

[Peyton]

There's no ear hole.

[Cam]

Don't like looking at you. Oh, my God. I don't know which eyes to look at. Please get us out of here.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Holy h.

[Peyton]

Happy Halloween, everybody. We absolutely love you. Thank you for coming Back to episode 188, the Halloween Special of the, you know, podcast. Go over to the Koala Club right now. It's the first link in the description. The first link in the description below. We, we have amazing content over there. We have a beautiful community. Everybody loves it and we love, love you. Check out the koala club. But the secret code for this week, confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. You already know what it is.

[Cam]

I don't. It's. Why, why do you keep saying tot? I don't know what that means.

[Peyton]

You got t o t o t. Trick or treat. Happy Halloween. Please, please, please be safe. If you are a young member of the family, go with somebody older. Make sure you're safe. There, unfortunately, is some real life creepy. So watch your six, have fun, eat.

[Cam]

All the cake, don't go to Barney's house. I mean, Barney definitely put some things in his chocolate.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

And, and if you're of a certain. If you're my people, don't go to Pierce's house. I mean, do not. I mean, that is.

[Peyton]

He goes, you ain't lost is you.

[Cam]

You ain't lost, is ya. All right, give me one more clobber in time right into your camera.

[Peyton]

And remember, it's always clobbering Jack.

[Cam]

I mean, remember when I think claw bears don't make it home at Christmas. We'll see you next time, America.