THE ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast

Episode 202: THE ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: February 2, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this milestone 1 Million Subscriber Special, Peyton and Cam celebrate a massive achievement for the You Should Know Podcast. True to form, they blend off-the-wall humor, candid personal stories, and genuine gratitude to their community. The duo reflect on their journey, make a game-changing channel announcement, and, in typical fashion, spiral into lively debates and hilarious tangents. This episode is a rollercoaster of absurdity, friendship, and fresh beginnings—a must-listen (or read) for fans new and old.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Celebration and Gratitude for 1 Million Subscribers

• The episode opens with the guys marking the 1-million-subscriber milestone, confetti (or what passes for it), and jokes about recycled party supplies.
• Cam and Peyton reminisce about their humble beginnings and the emotional episode 200 just prior ("I don't really publicly cry. Like, I don't do public math." - Cameron, 01:40).
• They discuss the magnitude of 1 million, how unfathomable it feels, and how it's rare territory for any YouTube channel.
  • Peyton: "The number of million has just been in my head. It's a big, big number. I'm trying to fathom that because I want to sit in this victory... I can't imagine doing a million of anything." (07:52)

2. Hilarious Debates: Steps, Blinks, and Porta-Potties

• The two rehash childhood misunderstandings around toilets at Home Depot, leading into a riff about invention ideas and public bathroom horror stories (01:54–05:00).
• They devolve into a comedic debate over what is quickest to hit a million of: steps, blinks, snaps, or even queefs.
  • Peyton: "Name one thing you can do a million times the quickest." (08:28)
  • Cam: "Peyton, you sound like someone that doesn't speak English. That's the easiest way I can put it." (13:09)
• The sequence culminates in joking about the market value of “queefs in a jar” (17:01), laced with self-aware, gross-out humor.

3. The Big 1 Million Subscriber Announcement (Milestone Change for YSK)

[Announcement segment, 18:21–24:46]
Notable Segment:

• At 18:21, the energy lifts as they prep for a major reveal, complete with a breathless, offbeat announcement dance from Cam (18:35–19:26).
• New Era:
  • The "Peyton vs. Cam World Tour" documentary has been filmed and will be released weekly as episodes, not a single movie.
  • Koala Club/Patreon: Members will get episodes one week earlier than the public and ad-free.
  • New Channel – YSK Unplugged:
    • The general public gets episodes on a new channel, YSK Unplugged.
    • This channel will feature extra games, challenges, vlogs, and behind-the-scenes content.
    • Cam: "The new future of YSK is here. We love each and every single one of y’all." (22:50)
  • Patreon also gets voting power and creative input for future episodes and challenges.

4. Nostalgia & The Road to 1 Million

• Peyton reflects on starting out as a kid, inspired by YouTube legends like Shane Dawson and Philip DeFranco, stating that reaching 1 million is a personal dream come true. (44:00, 70:00–71:00)

5. Everyday Debates & Absurd Tangents

• The Gravity Scare:
  • Cam introduces a (joke?) news story about Earth potentially losing gravity for seven seconds on August 12, 2026, leading to catastrophic theorizing and more Peyton science confusion (28:49–35:48).
  • "If this becomes like a—oh, you never know with space. But say, say around June, they're like, oh, this is inevitable... I guarantee you some government check is gonna be cut to a company that makes something so you can, like, bolt yourself in the ground." (31:43, Cam)
• Denim Hygiene Debate:
  • Cam admits to washing jeans every 2–3 wears.
  • Peyton proudly proclaims he’s never washed his jeans ("Never washed a pair of jeans. My mom used to do it for me. Crinkly and nasty..." – 38:06) and shares a family trick of freezing them to "kill bacteria" instead (39:40).
  • The guys exchange fashion criticism and hygiene barbs (41:00–43:15).

6. Personal & Embarrassing Bathroom Stories

[Hilarious segment: 47:44–51:18]

• Cam tells a Walmart bathroom story involving an emergency, an explosive neighbor in the stall, and (literal) tears.
  • “He literally goes, ‘Ay, dios mio!’ ...and it literally sounded like a sawed-off shotgun. It went ‘BOOM!’” (49:11, Cam)
  • "He starts crying. I'm not making this up now" (51:06)
• Peyton recounts a Vegas poop fiasco at a five-star restaurant, made worse by a relentless bathroom attendant and the anxiety of public pooping (53:06–59:04).

7. Netflix’s Skyscraper Stunt & Financial Rant

• The two discuss the Netflix live event where a climber (from Free Solo) scales the Taipei 101, marveling at his fearlessness and discussing the minuscule payout ($500,000) compared to the risk and Netflix's massive profits.
  • "No, no, no, no, no, no. I think Netflix should be under a federal investigation." (66:12)

8. Teaser: Upcoming Month-Long Competition with Consequences

• Peyton teases a new month-long competitive series (identity and format TBA next episode), where fans get to bring in debate topics and determine a massive consequence for the loser.
  • Cam’s potential consequence: skydiving (a known fear of his).
  • “If I lose, I'm not on the podcast. I absolutely terminate my contract. It's been a great ride.” (68:52, Cam)

9. Closing Sincerity & Call to Action

• Both hosts end the show with heartfelt appreciation, encouraging everyone to check out YSK Unplugged, join Patreon for more, and share in the ongoing adventure.
  • Peyton: "Thank you so much for a million subscribers. It's a dream come true... Thank you for changing my life, my family's life, my friend's life..." (70:00–70:42)
  • Cam: "Love each and every single one of you. Forever grateful... Let's keep this thing moving on to new things as well." (70:42–71:07)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Milestones and Perspective:
  • Peyton: “The number of million has just been in my head. It's a big, big number. I'm trying to fathom that because... I want to sit in this victory.” (07:52)
• On Absurd Debates:
  • Cam: “Peyton, you sound like someone that doesn't speak English.” (13:09)
• On Expanding the Brand:
  • Cam: “The new future of YSK is here. We love each and every single one of y’all.” (22:50)
• On Jeans Hygiene:
  • Peyton: “I've never washed a pair of jeans. I don't like the way they feel after. Crinkly and nasty.” (38:06)
  • Cam: “I've graced and shared a stage with you at a live performance where I know how my *** smelt. I know what my gooch was cooking up.” (38:31)
• On the Netflix Climber:
  • Cam: “Netflix might have netted, I don't know, $700 million... They made three new shows because of him.” (66:18)
• On the Show’s Heart:
  • Peyton: “Thank you for making a dream come true... The only thing I've wanted to happen since I was, I don't know, like 13, 12... Now this goal has been accomplished and now we can do more and I'm able to do with my friends.” (70:00–70:42)

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Important Timestamps

• Main milestone celebration & gratitude: 00:41–06:44
• Funny debates (steps, blinks, queefs): 07:01–17:15
• 1M announcement & YSK Unplugged launch: 18:21–24:46, 21:09, 22:50
• Gravity doomsday speculation: 28:49–35:55
• Jeans washing debate: 37:49–43:10
• Bathroom stories (Walmart & Vegas): 47:44–51:18, 53:06–59:04
• Netflix skyscraper climb & pay rant: 60:07–67:12
• Month-long fan competition teaser: 68:17–69:44
• Heartfelt thank you & closing: 70:00–71:42

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Tone & Style

• Genuine, laugh-out-loud banter with abrupt topic pivots and “best friends roasting each other” energy
• Emotionally sincere when reflecting on the journey and the audience’s impact
• Proudly immature, embracing bodily humor and absurd scenarios
• Open-ended, always inviting fans into their next adventure

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Summary for Newcomers

This 1 Million Subscriber Special is everything longtime You Should Know fans love: electric comedic chemistry, digressions from silly to sentimental, and the duo’s willingness to mock their own weirdness. The biggest news is the launch of YSK Unplugged—a new playground for exclusive content beyond the main podcast, putting community and creativity at the forefront. At its heart, the episode is a thank you letter to every fan, a time capsule for the journey so far, and the start of an exciting new chapter.

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Secret code: YSKU YSK Unplugged.
Thank you for a million, and see you on the next climb!

Transcript

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[B]

The you should know podcast. Hey everybody.

[A]

Welcome back to you should know podcast.

[B]

Episode 202. The one million subscriber episode. And there we go. Congratulations. One million subscribers. Wow. I mean. Oh God.

[A]

Wait, what is this? I mean, there's like dust confetti cannon. It's like this was a recycled confetti popper, dude.

[B]

One million subscribers. Who would have thunk it?

[A]

Who would have thunk it? I don't thunk much, but I did think that it was achievable and possible. And we did it.

[B]

We did it. Congratulations to you, Kim. Congratulations. Congratulations everybody. Now, dude, this is a. This is a celebration. Now. We just did episode 200 and it was a very emotional, sappy episode.

[A]

Tears than expected.

[B]

A lot more.

[A]

A lot more tears. And you were fighting, you were trying your hardest. I can't just been a real man. Just let him loose.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Fall down.

[B]

I don't really publicly cry. Like, I don't do public math.

[A]

You don't public. You don't do public math? You don't public cry?

[B]

No.

[A]

Well, I will literally cry while solving a math riddle, while pooping all in public, all at the same time.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's me, dude.

[B]

Public has always been at the forefront of my mind, dude. I remember like back going to like Home Depot with my dad and there'd be those toilets out there sitting. I'd be like, what if?

[A]

Right?

[B]

And because I didn't know at the time that you couldn't, you know, obviously I knew public indecency was a thing, but I didn't know that the plumbing system didn't work.

[A]

So you, you were looking at staged toilets, right? Thinking that if you really needed to go, you could go in those?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No walls. No. No plumbing. You just thought you could in aisle 17 at a home Depot.

[B]

Well, it was less of. It was less. I just did not understand what plumbing was. I thought the toilet was just the place to go. I didn't understand there was a city involved.

[A]

Hey, you should patent that. Really? A self made plumbing, like you can, you can only use it twice before you got to redo the self made toilet. Rather a completely self plumbing, self made toilet.

[B]

I think that's called a porta Potty.

[A]

Oh, no, sir. No, sir. That's just a big. A big little, little vat of nasty cesspool at the bottom. I'm talking about a regular toilet. Yeah, you can sit down. It's way more comfy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it just like cleans itself. Like a washing machine that's not plugged in.

[B]

Right. I think that's just a porta Potty. I'll see you.

[A]

I'll see y' all on Shark Tank.

[B]

Isn't that technically just what's in RVs and like. Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Never mind. Okay.

[A]

Yep. I go on to the next.

[B]

I'm sorry. Whoa, dude. Can I say you ever used a good porta Potty?

[A]

I've used a couple bad ones. Yeah. What do you mean, good porta Potty? They have a scented candle in there. What is a good Porta Potty?

[B]

Porta Potty is that you can touch the wall.

[A]

I did have one with, like a fortified door. There was a double lock on it. It was an internal padlock.

[B]

Oh, I've never had that.

[A]

I said, this is real spooky. Cause what if I click this? Where's the key? And I'm just. Yeah, it was a literal padlock on the inside. And I was like, if I lock that, I am. This gets treacherous quick.

[B]

I'm starting to really come up with old traumas here because there was a stint of my childhood where going into a Porta Potty, very scary times for me.

[A]

Oh, no. I thought it was like a little getaway. It was like a little doorway to Narnia. You just like, no one can. Like, I'm pooping around all these humans, yet no one can see me. But I can still hear the festival. I can still hear everything. I can still smell the hot dogs.

[B]

You had a little fetish.

[A]

Oh, I did. You had a little Porta Potty cake. It was nice.

[B]

No, but my fear came from whenever they would, like, pick up the porta Potty on a crane and, like, throw them. First of all, they got away with a lot of misdemeanors.

[A]

They got a lot with.

[B]

We're gonna do it one more time.

[A]

They got away with a lot of. And the craziest part about is watching it as a child. You're just like, oh, dude, me and the boys could do that. Watching as an adult, like, you're ready to, like, vomit after some things. Like, think about that. A porta Potty spilled a porta Potty Spilled on a man. Oh my. Dude, if that happened to me, like I. Wow.

[B]

Oh, wow. But hey, everybody, welcome to the you should know podcast, episode 202, the A Million Subscriber Special. Now, if you are new here or if you haven't already and you look below, you see the subscribe button.

[A]

Is it.

[B]

I didn't know.

[A]

That's true for me.

[B]

Sorry. Honestly, it was a 5050 decision.

[A]

I thought it was. I said no. Surely not.

[B]

No. I saw you peek.

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I pe.

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There was no confidence in it.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

Here we go. Okay, here we go. Here we go. We're testing out a new intro here. So guys, if you like this, let let let us know in the comments below if you're new here. If you already look below, you see subscribe but isn't press, you're wrong. If you give it more below that you see a comment sections are fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more. I'm going.

[A]

I thought, I thought there's going to be a second one. Sorry. Oh, that was it. Oh, no, no, that was the same. Oh, my God.

[B]

No, he's not made audition. Fill that out. Get your good karma. No, no, no. Get your good karma. Guys, it's the a million subscriber episode. Let's take a second to say thank you so much to all 1 million people who decided to click that subscribe button. It doesn't go. It doesn't go without saying. Well, obviously it doesn't go unnoticed.

[A]

There's actually.

[B]

We're getting a plaque for it, but sorry you're having a hard time. Having a rough day.

[A]

I'm gonna take a 32nd time. Yeah.

[B]

We want to say thank you so much to everybody that's clicked that subscribe button. It shows up every Monday here on the YouTube and on Spotify and. And on the Patreon. This is a milestone for us. Like, milestone. In my personal life, I said this on the videos that are on my socials. But like, starting YouTube when I was a kid, a million subscribers has always been the goal. So now that we hit it, I can't even. I can't even be upset. Like, it feels like, you know, you reach the top of the mountain, but there's another mountain to climb.

[A]

There is another mountain to climb. There's another mountain. And we're. And hell, we're on. We're on. We're at sea level.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're on the street. We're looking at that beautiful little mountain.

[B]

Yeah. But we're not going to say the announcement yet. As you Know in this episode, you. You do get the 1 million subscriber announcement. It'll become later in the episode. So just sit tight. It's coming. And this is going to change YSK forever.

[A]

Forever.

[B]

Ever. Yeah.

[A]

Forever. Forever.

[B]

How do you feel about million subscribers.

[A]

Is saying a lot of white people movie.

[B]

Say a lot of white people movie. Yeah.

[A]

Cause I just did the forever reference and you looked at me as if I should.

[B]

No, it's. But no, it's. Cause you're being weird.

[A]

It's like I'm looking at you like.

[B]

I need you to tighten it up a little bit. But it's a big episode.

[A]

It's a huge.

[B]

To get it together.

[A]

This is great. It's great energy. I failed myself early on.

[B]

Go.

[A]

I'm gonna redeem. Recover here. How I feel about a million subscribers. It really is like for you it's different because you always wanted to do this. But whenever I joined joined the cause, joined forces. It really is. It's one of those things that you don't even again, you might have as a kid. But for me, I was like, I would not have imagined that this was attainable. Like a million people subscribed to our channel.

[B]

Yeah. It's nice.

[A]

And it's. That is a. Statistically. That's like a. Whatever. You're in the point something of all YouTube channels ever created.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's a. That's a wild thing to think of. And like, think of how long we've been doing it. How many people support us. How many people have been here since before I was here. How many people. Like, there's just so many things that come to your mind at once. It really is wild.

[B]

I can't. I genuinely. And this is a thought like the. The number of million for the past. Like, however long it's been since we hit it, the number of millions has just been in my head. It's a big, big number. And to the point, like, I'm trying to fathom that because I really want to sit in this victory. Because it is a victory. It's a huge accomplishment. Very thankful for it. Like, extremely thankful for. But I've been trying to, you know, really sit on how big that number is. I can't imagine doing a million of anything.

[A]

No, it's a lot like, it's. It's. It's. It's like you're on that line of unfathomable.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A million of something.

[B]

And what is the like. Name one thing you can do a million times the quickest. The quickest yes. Off.

[A]

Rip, snap.

[B]

No, not trying to do. It's like in your regular day life. How like what's the thing you could do? I think it's walking. You could take a million steps quicker than you could do anything else. Right. And even taking a million steps is crazy.

[A]

That's a ton of steps. I think it's the quickest thing you can do. Okay, I want you to think about this. When people get smart watches, their daily goal is 10,000. Yeah, 10,000 steps.

[B]

Yes. Okay.

[A]

You have to do that right.

[B]

100 times and that's easy.

[A]

So the quickest thing you can do in life is going to take you roughly three months. If you did a daily average, that's the quickest thing you can think of.

[B]

What else could it be?

[A]

There has to be something better than.

[B]

Walking because of the average person.

[A]

In its steps, you don't say walk. You don't walk. A million. A million walks? No, a million steps, not walk.

[B]

Well, I was saying because you can't count your runs into the million steps.

[A]

Why? Who said that rule?

[B]

Why not?

[A]

I would, I would literally choose to run.

[B]

Taking running is not stepping. What? Running is running. That's its own action. You can only step when you walk.

[A]

Moving your human via legs is a step. If I choose to do it at a quicker pace. That doesn't mean I'm not stepping. I'm big stepping. I'm a big. I'm the biggest stepper at that point. You're walking and I'm the biggest stepper.

[B]

No, no. Running is like. You say I'm going on a jog or a run.

[A]

You can't. You don't say I'm going on a step. Who say I'm going on a step?

[B]

Who, who runs a marathon? Like I'm going 24 miles a stepping.

[A]

So then have then had them.

[B]

I'm running for 24 miles.

[A]

You go on a run. Does your, does your step counter still work? What'd you say, judge? Oh, this is a one sided hearing. Oh, I'm whooping his judge. Oh, sorry. I'll cool it.

[B]

What are you?

[A]

A run, a jog, a gallop, a skip, a regular walk. They're all steps.

[B]

I'm not alone in that. Because it would be named the same. Like a skip is a skip. It's not a skip and a step. A skip, a step and a skip is not the same thing. Come on. A step and a skip is not the same thing. A walk is not a run. Those don't count as steps. Stepping is just walking. Get your 1000 steps in anytime. I watch those TikTok videos of the gurus. They're walking.

[A]

They're walking because they don't have that dog at first off. They don't have that grit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's no. Okay. Is there a difference. What is the. What is the fundamental difference of walking and running? Speed. Speed and efficiency. Speed and efficiency. Speed. So if you take that away, what you're doing is the exact same, right? It's kind of.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

It's actually the exact same because you can walk backwards.

[B]

You can't run backwards.

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Beg to pardon.

[B]

I was. Beg to pardon.

[A]

I beg my pardon. What is it? Beg to differ. Beg to differ. I was a great backwards runner.

[B]

Do it.

[A]

We do.

[B]

I will gladly. The fourth camera. Go hit a. Hit a backwards run right where Jesus is. I've never seen someone. Back.

[A]

Hit it again.

[B]

Go. No, but no one does that in your regular life. Everybody once a day. You take steps backwards once a day. At least.

[A]

Not that. That is a. That is an interesting study. I would agree personally, but I don't know if that's fact. I don't know if that's science.

[B]

I can honestly.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

I can honestly say I have never backwards ran. Only in elementary school when I was in tried to press the. That's the only time that second grader you looking at.

[A]

You're impressing the was running backwards.

[B]

I'm faster than you going backwards. Dude. I was a dog, bro.

[A]

I used to race the girls.

[B]

Yeah, you say that every day.

[A]

I used to race them, dude. This one chick was fast. She played soccer.

[B]

Whoop, my dude. Well, you're a thick kid too, so a little chunky.

[A]

Yeah. I mean massive head dudes. Real hard to keep. Sinner real hard to keep on that.

[B]

You definitely had to pick and choose which girl you were calling out.

[A]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I said, oh yeah. Hey, Megan. Come the easy win. I was like, no hurt today.

[B]

Going back to what we're talking about, I venture to say still getting a million steps is quicker than getting a million runs because you can. You can go longer taking steps than you can running.

[A]

Peyton, you sound like someone that doesn't speak English. That's the easiest way I can put it. You just said getting a million runs.

[B]

A million. A million.

[A]

Oh, it's hard, right? Cuz it still sticks.

[B]

No, but there's a difference between.

[A]

Or if you walk it is a step.

[B]

There's an. Okay, I get what you're saying. There is a difference.

[A]

The speed is the difference. No.

[B]

Hard cardiovascular systems compound on your knees, and distance is all part of it. Oh, okay.

[A]

Pythagorean running theorem. No, steps is steps. But I disagree wholeheartedly, I think. Okay, but are you doing it passive, or can you try to get to a million?

[B]

No, just in your regular day life, what can you get to a million the quickest?

[A]

I was gonna say blink. First off, you're underestimating my snaps. I can snap very fast, and someone could just sit there.

[B]

That's way impressive.

[A]

Way faster than you can step or blink.

[B]

Oh. That's how you know you got a touch. That right there. That's a telltale sign right there.

[A]

But. Okay, I was gonna say blinks, but I can't just sit there and spam.

[B]

Okay, but even. Even if you. If you don't try to blink or if you don't try to just take more walks, you can 100% walk a million faster than you get to a million blinks.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Because.

[A]

Hold it. Because there's a very good amount of every single person's day. They're not moving. They're not moving.

[B]

Not longer than you sleep.

[A]

You're sitting down, taking lunch. That's 30 minutes of not adding to your steps.

[B]

30 minutes of blinking, but not longer than it is to sleep because I don't blink in my sleep. I don't sleep blink.

[A]

Yeah, you don't take steps either, morons. Yeah, but it doesn't help your case.

[B]

But your eyes are closed.

[A]

He's, like, running in the bed, like, what the hell? That doesn't help your case.

[B]

But for eight hours a day, ideally. Eight hours a day, your eyes are closed. Right?

[A]

Eight hours a day, your legs aren't moving.

[B]

Did it.

[A]

Did that. Did that really didn't hit the first time I gave you the whole explanation. It took the second time for that to click. No, you're on something.

[B]

It's not me that's bad.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. It does not help your case.

[B]

No, but more people sleepwalk than blink sleep. More people sleepwalk than they blink in their sleep.

[A]

And when they sleepwalk, guess what, dude, I don't know if I don't know what you're on. Say when people sleepwalk, typically, their eyes are open.

[B]

No, they're not. No, they're not. No, it is not you. Oh, no, it's not.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

No. Okay.

[A]

Have you personally seen someone sleepwalk in real life?

[B]

I've slept walk. My eyes were closed. I don't really remember it, but If I. My eyes were open, I'd have had a little memory.

[A]

No, you wouldn't. And you don't get to see yourself. You're not God. This isn't a video game. You were. See, you were asleep. You just said that. Have you seen someone else sleepwalking?

[B]

No. Well, Robbie's close. I mean, I shared a room with him in Los Angeles last weekend. Dude, he has soliloquies in his sleep. He was literally like this. No, Bub, not doing it. With a tube coming out of him. No, Bub, not doing it.

[A]

No, sir.

[B]

He literally went. Why'd you say that? It's always the hand. Like, the hands.

[A]

He goes, man, I told you I was trying, Barbara. He just keeps going. Yeah, okay. There's an okay. You're not. You're not giving me credit for blinks because I can't actively try. I'm not giving you credit for steps because there's a lot of time. You're not moving.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Is there another best thing that we can level with each other?

[B]

Dude, I can't think about maybe a queef or a fart. I still wish I could queef.

[A]

If someone hits a million queefs in their lifetime, take off. If someone hits it. Yeah, she can fly. Flappy bird. Yo, yo. I croaked, dude.

[B]

If I could queef.

[A]

He's got flappy bird queefs.

[B]

If I could queef, I'd be a billionaire. If I could queef, I would have a billion dollars in my bank account, liquid. I would put my queefs in a jar and send them to people. That's $40 a jar.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You taxing a 40 ball for a queef?

[B]

What is your queef worth?

[A]

That'd be like five bucks.

[B]

You got a nasty queef.

[A]

No, I. I just. I'm a man of the people.

[B]

Do you think you have powerful queefs or weak cleaves?

[A]

I think. I think mine would be very, very ghostly. Very whispery. You'd be like, you.

[B]

You got granny queefs.

[A]

Like, change the. That would be mine. You're.

[B]

Oh, my. Sound like a jet engine.

[A]

You'd be like. It'd be so much. Yeah, you might have a billion. Yeah, that's one of my favorite things, is when you add things. No, when you add two things together, two hypotheticals that have zero. Zero correlation. And you make it like. And you believe it wholeheartedly. You just said on the Internet, if you had the ability to queeve, you'd be a billionaire.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And like that.

[B]

That is Just boggling. No, I think that's the only talent I have. I think that's it. But this is the million subscriber episode. We're gonna move on past a million. We do want to say thank you guys so much for all the love and support and subscribing. I think it's time for the. The announcement.

[A]

Oh, Lord, I'm. I, you know I'm ready. We know fourth cam's ready. The world and the Lord knows that you're ready.

[B]

Oh, can we get a.

[A]

Announcement time?

[B]

Announcement time. Announcement time.

[A]

Announcement time. Shake that announcement time. Work that announcement time. Pop that announcement time. Take that time off. Don't you break the. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

And I want to be the first to say when he comes back to his mic, listen to how out of breath he is. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The. I mean, the worst route he could. I can hear your breathing. Listen, get on that mic you looked at.

[B]

He said announcement time. Thank you guys so much for 1 million subscribers. We love you. Thank you. We've done it. Round of applause. Here is a million subscriber.

[A]

Announcement. Ah, ah, ah. Here it is. There you go.

[B]

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[A]

What's up, Koala Club?

[B]

We have hit 1 million subscribers. As you know, 1 million subscribers is the beginning of a new era of YSK. The new era of YSK starts with the Peyton vs Cam World Tour documentary. We had so much footage from this documentary. We are not releasing one long movie. We are releasing episodes dropping every single week. As a Koala club member, you will receive each episode of the Payton vs. Cam World Tour documentary one week earlier than the general public, completely ad free and uncensored.

[A]

But where is the general public getting it at?

[B]

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[A]

Let's go. Let's go.

[B]

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[A]

The new future of YSK is here. We love each and every single one of y'.

[B]

All. We love you. Thanks for a million subscribers. Let's get this channel to a million. Not. We're not liable, all right. At all.

[A]

And try to throw the SSD out of the car before it blows up.

[B]

What the. Was that. Racist? All right, so now second round.

[A]

You can't say a word. It's already been said. What's up, everybody? Today we are playing illustration.

[B]

What's up, everybody? Today we're gonna be playing a game called tapl, and my anxiety's not ready.

[A]

What in the.

[B]

YSK Unplug is officially here. Yeah, guys, we're super, super excited to bring this to the world. It is it. It is here.

[A]

It is ready, man.

[B]

And right now, the first episode of the Peyton vs. Cam World Tour documentary is out and live right now.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

@Ysk.Unplugged on YouTube. The link is in the description below. It's a. It's our first time launching a free channel since we started.

[A]

Unreal. It really. It's like a Almost.

[B]

Still out of breath by the way.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's almost like liberating. Yeah. In. In a. In a weird. That's kind of extreme. But like it. It just feels good. Cuz y' all don't even know. But we've been. What. What do you think the timeline is?

[B]

We. For what?

[A]

Working on this? To get it out.

[B]

The channel.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or the doc.

[A]

The channel.

[B]

The channel. Yeah. We've been working on it for. We talk about it on the TMT that came out today and we're going to talk about it more on the Patreon exclusive that comes out Wednesday. But yeah, we've been working on this for a long time. This isn't like a run of the mill like random thought. Like we've been really planning this and we have like a five year plan for it.

[A]

Yeah, I was about to say this deaf. You said it perfect. This is not just like a, oh, we're gonna do this and then here in a month it's gonna be a dormant channel. New.

[B]

No, no, we already have a lot of stuff we've been recording. Yeah, we have 360 camera video. Like it's crazy. We have this documentary that I don't know the amount of episodes. It's gonna be around five or six or something like that. Four or five, six. I don't know. It's a great documentary. As you can see if you go watch it right now. It is fantastic. Episode one. If you want every episode that's on there that's going to be on YSK Unplugged, any video ad free and uncensored and a week early. It's on the Patreon, of course. And if you want to be able to be involved in what we talk about and what we do, you got to be on the Patreon like in a couple weeks or maybe a month from now. Peyton and Sarah, Q and A. We're getting all the questions from the Patreon.

[A]

If you got a steamy hot question you want to ask, go ahead and join that koala club. And the big. I want to put some emphasis on this especially for YSK Unplugged. Yes, you will get everything a week early. Yes, it is ad free and uncensored. But I, to me the biggest perk is on this unplugged channel you are going to have a lot of lack of better words like voting power. We might go into the Patreon and say, what do y' all want to see us do? Because now we have branched outside.

[B]

We do anything in the world. We can do anything.

[A]

Literally do anything.

[B]

It's so fun.

[A]

So y' all can. Like, there's. I mean, there's already thousands of members in there banding together. Your thoughts? Oh, I think this would be funny. I think that would be fantastic. And we do it in there, and.

[B]

We'Re just going to do it. We're going to do it.

[A]

Like, I think that's the biggest, coolest part as the consumer that y' all can literally. It's like a video game. Like, you can choose what we're.

[B]

I love it so much. And. And we get to have the whole crew involved and special guests. If you want to see more of them, you get to hear them on the Patreon. But if you want to see them and how little their bodies are compared to us, you, you. You go sit on the. You go see it on YSK Unplugged. Let's get that thing to 10,000 subscribers quick.

[A]

Let's do it. And then after 10, let's go to Hundo. Let's just. Let's just renounce. Oh, I was matching the energy 200. You want to climb that whole ladder?

[B]

Really? You love the ladder?

[A]

Yeah. The hundred million ladder. And that's dollars, and that's with hypotheticals.

[B]

Do we do a thing? Never mind. I got to run it past corporate. But then we can. But never mind. But yeah. Thank you guys so much. YSK Unplugged is live right now.

[A]

I go, yes, sir. We do make that a weekly ladder episode. Our contestant this week, random.

[B]

It would be just like conspiracy. I won't be.

[A]

Knew. He hates him. I know you hate him.

[B]

No, I'm just not. I know. I realized that I was bringing down the quality of the content because I. But that's good foresight. It's able to take a step back and be like, I'm ruining this.

[A]

Speaking now. This is. I guess it's kind of. I mean, hell, you just Chris Paul me to my Blake Griffin. Yeah, I mean, a beautiful.

[B]

They're treating Chris Paul real bad. Look.

[A]

Very bad. I mean, just dnp. Dnp, dnp, dnp.

[B]

But I think there's some behind the scenes stuff that's going on that I think I've heard about behind the scenes, but I'm not gonna say it. Yeah, I think. Did it come out? Oh, yeah. We'll talk about that on exclusive. Anyway, it's for the sports show coming out soon on Patreon.

[A]

There we go. Good morning to you. The earth's gonna lose gravity here in a couple months. According to NASA, dead serious.

[B]

First of all, NASA's not a thing anymore.

[A]

No, NASA's very much a thing. And they're very funny. They're actually about to send people to the moon. You live under a boulder. Your name's Peyton Patrick Star. Pardon? Dude, NASA doesn't exist.

[B]

No, no, they disbanded.

[A]

Oh, no, people are going to the moon in a couple months time, actually.

[B]

Is Elon with NASA or is he got his own NASA?

[A]

No, sir, he's got his own thing, but he's probably on some board of advisories for NASA.

[B]

I thought NASA disbanded. NASA's done. Yeah, NASA's done.

[A]

No, no, I think the government quit funding. I think they're very much doing as of sending humans back for the first time.

[B]

So it's like a rogue mission they're on.

[A]

Yeah, it's like Rogue One. Like Star Wars.

[B]

Yeah. So wait, why is the Earth losing gravity?

[A]

Can I read it to you?

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

Can I read something real quick?

[B]

So science talks.

[A]

Ysk I said with y. You go science talks. I'm like baloney fried sandwich.

[B]

Okay. Oh, man.

[A]

Apparently on. Apparently I've never been on live television before. Apparently. This is ridiculous. Apparently on August 12, 2026, the world is gonna lose gravity for seven seconds.

[B]

Oh, that makes it fun.

[A]

That makes it catastrophic.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

There's an estimated 40 million deaths if this happens. 40 million deaths?

[B]

Oh, why, I thought we just float.

[A]

And then when it cuts back on, you drop.

[B]

Yeah. Seven seconds. How are you getting in seven seconds?

[A]

You know, gravity pulls you down to like nine meters a second.

[B]

I don't. I'm not from Australia.

[A]

Let's just say you'd get a very, very.

[B]

I'm an American.

[A]

You go. I am from Austin.

[B]

Yes. What's a meter?

[A]

Three feet? So let's just say in that seven.

[B]

So 27ft. No, no, no, no.

[A]

You could easily get to about 150ft high and you're gonna drop and go. You go.

[B]

Wow. Well, you go.

[A]

Oh, this is so cool. This is so cool. Cuts back on.

[B]

Not if there's a ceiling. Now here we go.

[A]

Hear me out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let me finish this first.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So according to NASA that On apparently on August 12, 2026, the world might lose gravity for seven seconds. The reason for this is the intersection of two gravitational waves from two different black holes. And this was so basically what they're saying, and this is predicted back in 2019 with a 96% chance of happening. I don't know. I'm not here to fear monger. I just thought this would Be a little quirky to talk about. There's two black holes, two gravitational waves.

[B]

I like that. Oh, here you go.

[A]

Got sent off into space. They're gonna meet at that point.

[B]

How's that black hole hit?

[A]

They're gonna meet right there. They're gonna meet. And when they meet. When they meet right there, we lose gravity. Seven seconds.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Now through. If this event takes place, there's an estimated damage of 40 million souls. 40 million deaths.

[B]

It's not funny.

[A]

Infrastructure destruction that would last up to a decade. And then the overall panic could apparently spark some. Some external and internal affairs. Like countries might get mad at each other that, oh, y' all knew this was happening. You didn't share with that. Whatever.

[B]

They can't stop it.

[A]

It's all alleged. But no, I mean, if. What are we going to do? Shoot it with a laser? It's gravitational waves from a.

[B]

Stop it.

[A]

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it how? Stop it how? Put Earth back into the toy box that came in?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you mean stop?

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

Well, I don't know. There's astronomical.

[B]

Well, we put a dome or like the way that like we. In, like during COVID We got the stimulus checks. Get us seatbelts. Send us a seatbelt in the mail. Dude.

[A]

No, I. Now I hear you. I guarantee you, if this becomes like a. Oh, now, you never know it's in space. But say, say around June, they're like, oh, this is inevitable. Like, this is happening too much. I guarantee you some massive government check is gonna be cut to some company that's gonna make something to where you can like bolt yourself in the ground. But there's a full blown video. It was saying, like, stay 100%. Stay indoors if you can. Preferably big, big buildings, like a skyscraper, because they're deep in the ground. Like, your house is just like a slab of concrete.

[B]

Oh, your house can go up.

[A]

No, I don't think. But it could.

[B]

I didn't know gravity was that strong. How strong is it?

[A]

Yeah, I mean, like, are you Patrick Starr? Are you a human? Or the.

[B]

Did y' all learn this stuff? Like, oh, you know, genuinely, like, I'm getting sick and tired of me being the. And like the dumb guy. Where the. Did y' all go to school?

[A]

I went to a public high school.

[B]

Me too. You know what I learned about the. No, I was gonna say the G spot. I learned. I learned. You know what I mean? I learned two girls, one cup. You know what I mean? That's what I learned about.

[A]

I was going to tutoring you were like this.

[B]

Oh, the gravitational pull is strong.

[A]

12 meters.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you were chewing on your braids with your gnarled teeth going. You. You were a tribesman in. In society. You're like. And I was sitting there, 2.1.

[B]

No, no, no, no. But Mr. Gregory, I remember him. I didn't like. His pants are way too tight. His back pockets were touching. Dude, that's one of my favorite.

[A]

Gregory had no whatsoever.

[B]

That's what Kevin Hart said about Conan o'. Brien.

[A]

Your back pockets are touching. Now, I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating when I say that if I had your fingernails and I did that to my own leg, I would bleed. I would absolutely start bleeding.

[B]

No, I got crocodile skin.

[A]

You just scratch that. Like a. Like an old person that has had, like, neuropathy for 20 years. Like, they can't even feel their feet, and they're just like.

[B]

Hey, can I say I don't like those. Shit. I'm so. No.

[A]

Somebody rewind everything I have. Oh, my God, you hate me.

[B]

Someone rewind this episode every time I look down. Yeah, because I keep looking at them.

[A]

Do.

[B]

They're. It's an eyesore. I hope those get pulled up with the gravity.

[A]

No, but it said.

[B]

That is scary.

[A]

Back to the gravity. It said, anchor yourself to something that's in the ground. It said, don't try to. So it was like, if you're holding on to a tree, do not try to hold on to the tree and hold someone else and keep them safe.

[B]

They can hold the same tree.

[A]

Like, they can hold the same tree, bro. There's a whole thing about it. And I was like, if this happens, first off, that would be. Hear me out now. Now I'm kind of. I'm switching sides to your.

[B]

Will we lose oxygen, too? No, just because I thought in space.

[A]

Like, think about this.

[B]

Because in space, there's no gravity, so they couldn't breathe. That's the way the helmets. I didn't know if we had to wear helmets.

[A]

It's a vacuum, actually. There's nothing. We have an atmosphere keeps us.

[B]

I didn't know if the. If the gravity goes. The atmosphere go. I don't know, like, seasons change, the sun moves. I don't know what happens, dude.

[A]

But the thing about gravity, bro, there's no. There's no. It's not like a mythical, like, bicep curl that, like, it can only do so much. Yeah. There's no weight. Like, there's a zero weight limit exceptions that like a full blown Filled with gasoline, like 18 Wheeler. It's just gonna. Wow.

[B]

It's impressive.

[A]

The bit. The biggest. The biggest cut piece of a. Whatever from a quarry is just going to.

[B]

And so why is that not happening now? Like why, like why?

[A]

That's when the waves are gonna hit. August 12, 2026, apparently.

[B]

But what's holding us down right now?

[A]

Gravity, dude. When the waves hit, it's gonna mess with our life and our. In our planet.

[B]

The whole planet.

[A]

The whole planet. No, dude, Greenland's cool. They're fine. Greenland and Japan, they're fine. They're good. Everyone else. So everyone else gets affected. They're just cool.

[B]

They're just.

[A]

Still just sitting there.

[B]

I didn't know. I was just wondering. I can't ask questions. And that's why I don't podcast over 202. All the, all the comments. Why? Google's free. You want to be entertained. I gotta ask questions. That's the part. I gotta ask questions. And these are genuine questions.

[A]

But. Yeah, but that's just a little dumb though. Like, I have a very low tolerance for stupidity like that. That's it.

[B]

That's my. That was her fault.

[A]

No, sorry, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it.

[B]

So. And I got a low tolerance for those shoes.

[A]

I knew it was coming.

[B]

And can I be honest? Throw away the jacket.

[A]

I'm not throwing away this jacket. I love this jacket. No, it's just.

[B]

No, I. Maybe, maybe it's you.

[A]

Dude, it is me. No, no, I, I could literally put on. I could take your clothes off, put them on. You'd be like, not it. Yeah, it's me. It's not the clothes.

[B]

No, but you, there's some outfits.

[A]

You put this on, you would like it. You'd look good in it. It's on me. You hate it.

[B]

No, that's why I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't like it.

[A]

You. Oh, I could have bought it. I chose not to.

[B]

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[A]

Ooh, I'd probably say after every. Like maybe two. Two wears. Maybe three. Three is like a three. Like three. They're getting washed. Two of. It's like, I just. I wore them. We give very calm buys. Maybe I wouldn't watch the movie. Yeah, no need. If I'm sweating in them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wash them.

[B]

Never wash my jeans. I've never washed a pair of jeans. I don't like the way they feel after my mom used to do it for me. Crinkly and nasty. Like, there's them. Stupid man.

[A]

Did you. Did you just say I've never washed those? Have never been washed.

[B]

These and any other pair you see me wear. Never touch laundry once. I don't think you should. I don't think it's a good thing for him because that's the part of denim. Right.

[A]

That's a part of the pant paid. I have been, I have graced and shared a stage with you at a live performance where I know how my smelled. Right. Like I physically know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What my gooch was cooking up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And yours has more sense weird strange scents like an iron and more hair than me.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

And you didn't wash your pants. And half of your underwear has holes in it. So there's direct access from your to the jean. Direct line of access. Didn't have to go through a middleman.

[B]

I genuinely do not wash my pants. I do not wash jeans. Because, Cam, honestly, it takes a lot for the jeans to smell bad. It generally takes a lot for it to happen. And two, if I. If my jeans do smell bad, it's normally just on the back region. And I'll spray that down with Febreze.

[A]

I've seen you do that for 10 years.

[B]

Spray it on a. Spray Febreze on a wash rag and just get the back of it. That's. That's my go to. But I don't like it. And I think it's the way I was raised, because my grandpa didn't wash jeans either. You know what he used to do?

[A]

What?

[B]

He used to put his jeans in, like, a Target bag and put them in the freezer. Okay. I swear to God. He said it killed the bacteria.

[A]

Probably did. Didn't get rid of the stench, yo.

[B]

And honestly, I did it, too. I didn't like the thawing process. Yeah. You ever have a stiff pair of jeans? Like, there was in them?

[A]

Peyton, you are a nasty. You are a nasty, nasty man. You've never.

[B]

Why do you wash jeans? It's nasty.

[A]

You have.

[B]

It's a weird feeling.

[A]

Okay. Think about not washing a shirt. What is the difference? Talk to me.

[B]

Fabric.

[A]

Okay. Fabric. Okay. But would you still be willing to say that after a certain amount of uses on the shirt, it's probably best. Right. If you wash it?

[B]

No. Why? No. Jeans are legitimately not supposed to be washed for the texture and because there's already protective qualities in the denim.

[A]

Okay. So you want to go all sort of ginger, technically, is supposed to not be really put in there. Okay. Why do they have a tag on the inside that says wash? Like this machine wash, inside out, cold water, tumble dry, no heat.

[B]

I can honestly say I've never read the inside of a pant ever. I've never read that little sticker. And the fact that you do shows a lot about your daily routine.

[A]

Yes, I'm washing my pants. You nasty, disgusting crotch region, man.

[B]

Raise the hands. Who washes their jeans?

[A]

Yeah. Thank you.

[B]

Third or fourth day.

[A]

Yeah. You wear them for. Okay. I wash these one time in a year.

[B]

Yes. It's like, maybe. Maybe once a year. By yearly. I would do it.

[A]

I will wash, bro. No, no. Y' all are. Y' all are tripping. The pant is fine. You think it's.

[B]

You're not supposed to.

[A]

You think it's, like, going to deteriorate?

[B]

Yeah. It messes up the structure of your pant.

[A]

No.

[B]

And the color.

[A]

No, it does not. The color. Maybe because you're probably washing that hot. Not listening. Probably stripping it of the color. I just want to.

[B]

You should wash those shoes in the garbage.

[A]

Stop looking at my feet. No. You're a nasty person. And if anyone in the comments. If you own you. Okay. Would that fly for any other pair of clothing?

[B]

Yeah. Denim jackets.

[A]

Would that fly for Any other article of clothing that is not made of.

[B]

Denim, I can honestly say, like, my expensive shirts like this, I will only wash them if, like, I absolutely just bombed something in them. Like, like, if I absolutely just, like, went crazy and, like, sweat or something spilled all over. It's the only way I wash my nice clothes. I don't wash nice clothes.

[A]

I would venture to say not washing nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Makes it worse than washing the night. It is stinky. It's crusty. The sweat stains are seeping in deep. No, if you spilled some on it, it's. Now it's not coming out.

[B]

I can honestly wash. I've had this shirt. It's a nice shirt. Now, I'm not gonna say the brand.

[A]

It looks great on you. I'm not gonna say the brand. It's on my chest.

[B]

So this is a really nice shirt. Like, it was an expensive shirt. I splurged. I've had this for about six months. Hasn't touched water. Hasn't touched water. And smell me. Oh, my God.

[A]

Get that.

[B]

Not bad, right?

[A]

Yeah, get that. Not great either.

[B]

Really.

[A]

It's kind of just like.

[B]

It's a little stale.

[A]

It's a little stale, yeah, but it's not bad. It doesn't smell great either.

[B]

If I throw it in the laundry, this. This nice shirt now comes to your quality of clothes. Like, it's. I can't. I can't. I'm just saying, bro, I don't wash my nice clothes. I don't wash my jeans. Don't do it.

[A]

That is unbelievable. That's not real.

[B]

I just wanted to know because I keep looking at those shoes. You should honestly start cutting your grass in those shoes, bro.

[A]

These are not that bad.

[B]

Those away people that need them. Honestly, those are donation shoes. I mean, Kim, I hate those shoes, bro. It's fun.

[A]

It's a bad shoe. What is bad about this?

[B]

I mean, that's what is bad about that. And like, all the comments could be like, bro, Pei doesn't know swag. Look at these. Those weird shoes he's wearing. I would rather.

[A]

These are pristine, too. I walked in the snow in these.

[B]

I would get him. Yeah, I would rather do. It's been cold outside. Very cold, dude. So bad.

[A]

Okay, hold on. I can't forget this. Oh, God.

[B]

Yeah, it shouldn't be that hard to put on.

[A]

Okay, here we go. You're talking about feet and seeing shoes, and you hate my shoes and I hate you. Anyway, I was in Walmart the other day. This is unbelievable.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

I'm in Walmart. Very quick trip. I literally. For baby water. This is before the whole Alaska Snowpocalypse thing, right? Run into Walmart solely to grab baby water and come out. I get in there.

[B]

Excuse me.

[A]

To grab baby water. Baby water. What's funny about that? Baby water. What am I missing? Water for a baby. Baby water.

[B]

What the f. Is baby water?

[A]

They have specific baby water.

[B]

They know they don't.

[A]

Oh, yes, sir, they do.

[B]

Your son has to get special water.

[A]

No. All babies, no, sir, should be drinking baby water. It's not gonna them if they don't. But it's preferred.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no. Don't give me an explanation. No, no, no.

[A]

Drinking nasty tap water. You end up.

[B]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't give them tap water. Give them at least some Fiji or something. Give him some aquapona.

[A]

Fiji. You don't do aquapon. You don't do Fiji. You don't do Ferragamo. You don't do none of that water.

[B]

No, because babies are built the same as us, right? They're not fishies.

[A]

No, that's not true at all. That's not true at all.

[B]

Babies have the same organs as us.

[A]

Imagine if you. I want you to think about this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You could say, oh.

[B]

What?

[A]

What is it? I can't even think. I cannot even think like the guy. The kid on the soccer team at the local high school is the same as Neymar because they both play soccer. That's what you just said.

[B]

No, I'm talking about the physical properties of a human being as a baby. Is the same physical properties as a human being when they're older the same thing.

[A]

You need to say what happens. A lot develops a lot. Why can't. Why can't my son fill out his taxes right now?

[B]

No, that's different. Because his brain's not developed yet.

[A]

O. But it is natural, like his liver and his skin and everything.

[B]

Yeah, but his natural human properties. He needs H2O.

[A]

Yes. He needs water.

[B]

Why does he need it? What's baby water? What is in it?

[A]

I think it's. It's either added fluoride or not. I think it's with fluoride. I heard fluoride is bad there. It's. It's a whole thing. I mean, you don't want. But it's.

[B]

So you're saying give your son poison water and it'll be all right when they're older?

[A]

I cannot give you the science behind it. I'm saying there's baby water. Yeah, that's that's all I'm saying.

[B]

That doesn't make sense.

[A]

Distilled or. It's purified. So it's not sp. You don't give them spring water. You don't give them whatever the hell give.

[B]

Aquapana.

[A]

Call it a day. What is aquapon? Is that glass water?

[B]

It's a good water, that glass water.

[A]

You go to restaurant, you say still.

[B]

They bring that aquapon and they turn it like that.

[A]

It's like $14 a glass.

[B]

Yeah, give him some aquapon. I'll bet he'll be all right after that.

[A]

No, he won't.

[B]

So what if I drink baby water?

[A]

Nothing happens to you. That's fine.

[B]

So why can't he drink regular water?

[A]

Okay, you go sit in the sauna. What's going to happen to you? You're going to sweat. Feel good, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You put my son in the sauna, you get baby bacon. Right? Okay, you need more examples. You go out snow, you have a great time. Oh, snowball fighter. He goes out there, frostbite.

[B]

False comparison. No, false comparison. No, it's not baby water. Just doesn't make sense. I just understand what the hell goes into that. Why they need it differently if they're. Because I. Listen to me. Like genuinely listen to me, and you get onto your story and I'm so sorry, but it was really dumb. If I. These organs that are in here right now. Yeah, I've had those since I came out. These same organs, dude. These same ones. I didn't get added things. I didn't get a surgery or a replacement or a renewal. This is the same I've had since February 16, 1999. Right. It is now January, February 2, 2026. These are the same organs. Why would I need something different?

[A]

Because they grow with you. You didn't have that size 14 of those talons for feet right when you were born. Either they grew, your organs change, your heart gets bigger, your brain gets smarter.

[B]

You hope.

[A]

Yeah, you would. But that's what it is. I don't know. The son of doctor they have baby water.

[B]

Maybe she'll.

[A]

Back to the story.

[B]

Yeah, look it up before you give it to your son, though. He's probably figured that out before you feed it to another human. Anyway, you're at Walmart, getting your baby food, whatever.

[A]

Going in there to get my baby water.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I immediately. It just struck me out of nowhere, I have to poop or I'm gonna poop my pants.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you hate when I have these like. Like whim. Poops. But it hit me. I said, oh, my God. I'm about to poop in literally 40 seconds. I have to make him run for it. I go straight to the bathroom. I drop my head. No one's under the saw. I go, yes. I go to the corner stall. Big one more space, and I sit down. No, sir. No, sir.

[B]

The big one.

[A]

Corner one. Fantastic. I go in there, sit down, begin my poop. That came out very quickly now. I'm sorry. I like the second I said.

[B]

I love that though.

[A]

It was good because I'm like, oh, efficient.

[B]

Easy, quick, get me out of here, quick.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

People outside might have thought I pissed.

[A]

Now this is where. This is where it gets interesting. I sit down, right, like as the poop's coming out of me. I haven't finished. Another guy is barreling, barreling into this.

[B]

He's hurting on.

[A]

This is. I have never heard in my entire life. This guy is hitting walls, coming into the bathroom. He goes straight, straight to. There's only two stalls.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a big corner one and a little skinny one straigh that skinny one right next to me. Slamming doors. Now. Now I. Now I'll just. I'll start with this. I took three years of Spanish in high school. All right, here we go. Hear me out. Now, this man is. This man's native tongue is in. Is Spanish. Espanol.

[B]

Okay. He speaks Spanish.

[A]

Yes, he speaks Spanish now. A very common phrase that I know from that and from my Hispanic friends, it's ideos mio.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

My God. Something, Whatever. Yeah, there you go. Right now. I don't know that one. He sits down first. Everything sound. I want you to think of the loudest way you could possibly bang something that is. Every movement he has, like, he's hidden doors. He's like. Like he, like he's literally about to himself. He sits down and you hear his belt too. It's like he's taking the belt off. And he literally goes, hi, Diosmeal. He goes, does it just like that. And it literally sounded like a sawed off shotgun. It went. And I. I literally. I know how you are right now in the flesh. I was crying in real life, I was crying. I literally was like this. I went. He went. And I literally was like. And I was crying real tears. I was crying real tears. And it was like, maybe like, no exaggeration, like probably three or four of those shots, right? Just like. I mean, he was clogged up, like, bad. I didn't smell. And I went And I. It was like a. It was like I was a hostage. Like, I was trying to not get captured. I literally was trying to be dead silent, like, to where they can't hear my breath. I went. And I'm sitting here tearing up, crying, bro. I was crying. And then he finally gets to this moment. No, I would venture to say this isn't even the best part yet. I swear to God, he starts crying. He literally started crying. I'm not making this up now if I. Now if it wasn't in the bathroom. And I. Because I was thinking to myself, I was like, I need to record this. But I was like, that's. That might be so violent. Yeah, he started crying.

[B]

Like, how did he sound?

[A]

Like. Like a whimpering. Like he was, like, actually crying on the toilet. And I got to the point. I was like, what the.

[B]

And I'm still.

[A]

I am beyond.

[B]

Did you check on him? Hell, no. You good, bro?

[A]

No, My God. No shot. I literally went. I was like. I literally went. I went.

[B]

Did you sit and wait for him to get out?

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, dude, I gotta see. Well, he probably limped out.

[A]

That probably did. Yeah, he ate some. I mean, he probably. He literally grabbed an allergy. Like, not something he's allergic to. He grabbed the virus and ate it.

[B]

Oh, dude.

[A]

He said, oh, Covid. Oh, swallowed it.

[B]

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Sign up and get 10% [e-mail] YSK that's better. H E L p.com Y-K on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. I have a pooping story from Vegas because we went to Vegas in LA me And Robbie, did I tell it on Patreon? Exclusive. But I had to pub at a five star restaurant. It was bad. No, no, no.

[A]

That's probably a glorious bathroom pooping.

[B]

No, it was that. It was at a. It was at a casino and the bathroom was in the middle of the casino. You have to leave the restaurant to go to the. To the bathroom, dude. Yeah, no, it was so bad. Actually, I'll just tell it here. This part of it. So, you know, I don't publicly take poops ever.

[A]

Ever.

[B]

I don't do it. And I've been kind of on a health kick. You can't tell, right?

[A]

We can tell you.

[B]

I had to talk with Sarah and I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm letting you down. Like, I was like, you don't want to, bro.

[A]

You got to get out of your head. You gotta get your head.

[B]

No, because sometimes when I'm cuddling with her and like, I'll roll over like this and I see her look down at it like, I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, babe, it's gonna get flat eventually, I promise. Bye, bye, June. We'll be good. And no, she loves it, though. She plays with it.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

And she puts her finger on my belly button. Well, okay.

[A]

That's all that matters.

[B]

Here we go. So I've been on kind of a health kick, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, so I haven't had like a greasy burger in a long time, Right?

[A]

Oh, God, you're missing out. But like, oh, my God, they're so good.

[B]

So good. So I was hungover from the night before. I woke up at like 3pm Holy. That was bad.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah. Woke up at like 3pm we had a dinner schedule at a five star restaurant at like 8. So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna go. There's a burger right in this hotel. I'm gonna go grab this burger, eat it, and I get a little snack.

[A]

Sunny's on, right? Hoodie on. Slow walk now.

[B]

I ordered this burger. The menu was all in like, in Braille, almost. Like, I was so hungover, I couldn't. I didn't know. Why is it a burger?

[A]

They're like, how could you have you.

[B]

Exactly. So they gave me the burger. I opened it up, it had bacon on it. Two burger patties and Ruffles chips.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah. I was like, this is the craziest burger I've ever seen. But I was starving.

[A]

That's fire.

[B]

No, the ideal. I was so hungover. I was like, this Is gonna be great. Yeah. I ate the burger literally 14 minutes after. I like, it literally felt like someone lit a match in my. Like someone. Here you go. Yeah. And so I was hurting. I ran back to my room. I mean, exploded. It was literally. And I feel so bad for the cleaning staff. It was on the bowl. It was because I. It was on the way down. I started. So it was.

[A]

I mean, it looked like you have no respect. No respect, no patience. Sit on that porcelain.

[B]

Yeah, I couldn't make it. So anyway.

[A]

God, I was on and off.

[B]

Dutin right though. For the. I was on and off duden for a couple hours.

[A]

Duden's crazy.

[B]

I thought I was fine.

[A]

We get to.

[B]

No, man.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

I was on it.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. That's even worse. No, seriously, please. Trash bag. I can't watch a loogie. That's going to be nasty. That's going to be real nasty.

[B]

I was on an opportunist.

[A]

Double. Double ollie.

[B]

No, you got the shirt version of the jacket.

[A]

Shirt version of the jacket.

[B]

I'm going to hire you a stylist. No, I'm. I love you though. No, I actually.

[A]

First thing, I think I'm going start with you more. I'm gonna cut. I'm gonna dress worse everywhere. I'm gonna dress. Can't do it.

[B]

I mean, you can't. You can't do it.

[A]

I'm gonna come. Oh, that's fire.

[B]

That's fire. So I was for a while. We go to the dinner. Now it. We're hooked up at this restaurant. We get prepared.

[A]

You and who?

[B]

Me and Robbie. Oh, and the host of the casino. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. So we were getting like fixed menus where they were bringing seafood towers. The gourmet of gourmet. It was so good. I mean. No, Cam, that's so good. We KE camp's back. I love this.

[A]

I bet I would have but.

[B]

So I had a kid. I had like a king crab, right. I ate it, dipped it in butter. My stomach got more. It was to the point I was sitting like this at a five star restaurant, like closing my eyes and sweating. I was like, I got to go.

[A]

God.

[B]

I stood up, I ran to the bathroom. Now I already don't publicly. Right. I don't like it enough. So I'm. I'm. I'm fighting. I'm going. I was meal. No, like, I'm shoot like. And it sounds like a paintball is hitting. It's like it's bad and like. And it won't stop. And I was trying to play tick tocks loud, because there I would.

[A]

I hate people like you. You better embrace that.

[B]

I would release, and the plops would. And the shots would be loud, but then it always falled out by some gas like little butt queeves.

[A]

That's fine. That's a part of the game. That's a part of the game.

[B]

Nobody wouldn't stop.

[A]

Nobody likes rebounding, but it's a necessity. You got to get that out. Got to get that gas out. It doesn't. So it's not pretty. It's a grimy skill. You got to do it.

[B]

Yeah. No, it was bad, and it was so embarrassing. I was sweating. I was. Anxiety attack. I was coughing. It was a whole bad thing.

[A]

It got worse because there was, like.

[B]

A bathroom attendant in the bathroom.

[A]

Oh, y' all read a nice spot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a bath. They had a poop scooper waiting for y'.

[B]

All. Well, he was normally there to sell whatever colognes, mints, whatever the you want. Right.

[A]

This isn't broad daylight. This isn't a nightclub.

[B]

No, no, this is a restaurant.

[A]

Cologne and mint.

[B]

Yeah. No, it's a night. No, no, no. It's irregular. Yeah, it's a nice restaurant. They do that.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[B]

But he was just standing in the corner until I saw feet right outside my stall. And I was like, why the Is there feet right here? I was like, why is this guy, like. Obviously, you can hear the. The war going on in this big stall. Cam. He. I see a hand go under the stall with a spray. He's lighting my.

[A]

You're sitting there.

[B]

I was like this. I said, the feet are turned towards me, and then I just see this. I was like, what the. I was literally like this. Like, this guy knew I deserved it. I was like. I was there, like, just trying to dodge the. It was so bad.

[A]

You didn't fight it back because you knew that you were a nasty sort of.

[B]

He started, like, mopping outside the floor, and I was like, at this point, you're just.

[A]

You're bullying at that point.

[B]

Yeah. So I pinched it off. I wasn't finished. I get up. I didn't make any eye contact. I took the soap, washed my hands. That was my pooping story. Yeah. I've never been embarrassed, like. Like, and a little disrespect, like, if I'd have him up, that have been his fault.

[A]

Yeah. But that would. You know, you would have got in trouble, but that would have been his fault, bro. Well, I don't understand. You have, I mean, stomach. It's that mix of the anxiety. But your stomach, what happened? Like, if you're. You're. Your stomach is like hardwired directly to your brain, but not like everyone else's. Like, everyone else. Yours is like, if you think it's gonna mess you up, you're gonna get messed up.

[B]

Oh, no. If I think I'm sick.

[A]

Yes. What's that name? What's that name? Hypochondriac. Yeah, that's. You have that with food too? If you're like, oh, that. Not narcoleptic. Not narcolepsy. I'm just like, not nar.

[B]

That's him.

[A]

No, but you. If you think the food's gonna be good and super healthy and it's gonna give you energy, you'll finish that meal, be like, dude, that's such a good salad. I'm ready to conquer the world. God, that was good. Let's go do something.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like I can go climb the skyscraper like that one day.

[A]

Yeah. Did you watch that?

[B]

I lost a little bit of it. I don't know how people watch a dude climb that skyscraper. I don't know how people watch it in.

[A]

CJ watched essentially the whole thing. We took one gap for dinner. We were making dinner. He was watching Malachi. We watched it from the second. The fact we watched a man, like on street level just grab a part of a building with his paw, grabbed it with his paw and started just going up. And then he ended up 1700ft in the air.

[B]

No, no, no. I don't think you understand. Like, I was.

[A]

We were sweating.

[B]

I was so skeptical and I talked to you before it happened. I was like, I'm not watching. It's like, it's. It's probably like, there's no way Netflix would air this. There's probably something you can't see. They're gonna manipulate camera angles. No, they showed.

[A]

They show everything. Everything. They had a top down camera. There's no nets.

[B]

Oh, dude, no, no. Thinking about. It's literally making my balls go into me. Oh.

[A]

Like, we were watching it in legit. It was prop. Like, first off, shout out to him. Shout out to Netflix. That whole thing, it was. It was dope. But, like, I don't. I'm right there with you. I don't physically comprehend how he does that or how people were there. Live watch.

[B]

No, no. P. I. That's what, that's what I want to say. First of all, the people that were watching alive. Y'. All have a little thing. Like, it's. It was strange to watch that live. I couldn't do it. Like, the human instinct in me. No, dude, that's disturbing to see that 100%. That's. That's the first level of. Okay, you might need some psychiatric evaluation.

[A]

Easily the next one.

[B]

People that showed up and were like this because you're filming for one reason.

[A]

Oh, yeah, like me for one reason, no matter what. If you want to say it or not, you sickle freak.

[B]

No, it's. It's disturbing, bro.

[A]

There was people.

[B]

It.

[A]

So the building he climbed, Taipei101 is like a business building, Apparently. Yeah.

[B]

And there's people in the windows.

[A]

People in the windows.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Constantly. His whole client. People are like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I would be like, evacuate the building.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if some. I told cj, I said, what if someone went up there, put on Snapchat, turned it sideways, and literally was like, held up a sign. It was like, I hope you fall. And he, like. He like, read that they could destroy his whole client. Why were they allowing people to just.

[B]

Or people bang on the windows or something? What if someone, like, banging on the window?

[A]

You're Netflix, everybody. One day off. One day PTO get.

[B]

No, no, no. It's so. And I was thinking about it, like, how strong, dude? How strong is that guy?

[A]

Piece of a tooth.

[B]

Now it's a piece of my lip crusties. How strong is that guy? Like, his forearm and hand strength is crazy.

[A]

Oh, yeah, no, we were already saying that he probably weighs like a buck 30, buck 40. He could probably easily, like, farmers carry like 500 pounds.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

His forearms got to be out of this world.

[B]

I can't even walk up, like 15.

[A]

Flights of stairs and low key. The craziest part was the first, like, 35 seconds.

[B]

Oh, his initial he got.

[A]

He was like, I'm not kidding. He's probably 40ft in the air.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In the first, like 40 to 50 seconds. And this is on the side of a building.

[B]

I don't understand. And there, I saw people like that live there are trying to do it now. Not like, actually climb the whole thing, but at least get to the first one. And like, all of them are failing. Oh, yeah. Like, it's so impressive. And no, no, no. The part where he was on the top with his feet.

[A]

Are you shocked, man?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You sick. He's just listening to heavy metal in his ear.

[B]

Was he listening to music?

[A]

Yeah, he had music that was also tapped into the commentators to Seth Rollins and the other two.

[B]

No, he was Listening to the commentators.

[A]

No, he wasn't. He was listening to music. But when they, like, cued him in, when, like, production, like, you know, they probably. He probably heard it in his ear, like, hey, we're about to send you to the commentators. Gonna answer question real quick.

[B]

No, he was doing well. I didn't see this part. He was interview.

[A]

Literally was talking to them in the middle of the climb. Literally talking to him in the middle of the climb. They said, like. They said, hi. He was like, yeah, it's crazy. Great day to be alive or something. Like, you would. You would have thought he was, like, grilling for his son's barbecue. That's how easy it was.

[B]

Him, dude. It's literally making me uncomfortable right now.

[A]

See, that's how it was. That's how it was.

[B]

The.

[A]

I'd probably say the first third after the first, because it was about an hour and a half is how long it took him. So after the first 30 minutes, you kind of were watching it. It's like Steph, like, shooting threes.

[B]

Like, you.

[A]

You then realize he's so good at this that it's, like, the nerve. It's the fact that he's high in the air. He could fall. First off, way too windy for my liking. And he was like, oh, it's a perfect day. He goes, perfect conditions. His shirt was like this.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

He's like, perfect condition.

[B]

He's ripped, you see?

[A]

Oh, yeah. But literally, after 30 minutes, you're like, I don't think he's. I don't think he can fail.

[B]

No.

[A]

Like, you see how good he is and how relaxed he is. Not a single bead of sweat. Yeah, no worries. He's getting on the ledges.

[B]

I saw this on X Twitter, but I don't know if it was real or not. They said they did an MRI on his brain, and he, like, the part of your brain that has fear. He, like, is severely, like, underdeveloped in that part. Oh, bro.

[A]

Me and C.J.

[B]

Were saying that they're showing him, like, images of scary things or, like, whatever in that part, that their test doesn't click. Like, it was just very low. I don't know if that's true or not, but I saw that, and I was like, that makes sense.

[A]

Makes sense how you climb with no. And then he was asked, okay, we understand you're doing an amazing feature. 11th tallest building in the world. Why not at least just have a parachute on your back? And he literally said, well, you're in a downtown. Once you get past 150ft or something. The wind gusts are like a lot stronger. He said, there's really no difference if I fall and pull that parachute. He's like, you can't guide it with the wind like that, with the tunnels and stuff. He's like. He said, no difference. If I fall, I fall. And I was like, see, this guy's a psychopath. But did he get paid? Yeah. Best part about this. I can't wait to see your reaction. I want you to guess how much you made from that. Good number. Good number.

[B]

Netflix.

[A]

Netflix World Live Stream.

[B]

I want you to get.

[A]

I want you to guess with. With some. Some strength behind your.

[B]

$12 million.

[A]

500,000. He made. He made $500,000. He didn't even hit a mill. And he put his soul on the line, and he was 1700ft in the air. $500,000.

[B]

He got paid $500,000 for that.

[A]

$500,000. There's an 18 year old that's gonna get drafted in the second round next year that's gonna make more than that.

[B]

No, there's.

[A]

They're not gonna play.

[B]

There's 13th men on NBA rosters right now. They don't touch courts.

[A]

They warm up and they wear chrome hearts to the games and they do absolutely nothing. They make more int. Him.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think Netflix should be under a federal investigation. Like, I know we might do business soon, but Netflix.

[A]

Netflix might have netted, I don't know, $700 million. Yeah, they made us.

[B]

They made three new shows because of him. He's a. He's a producer of three new shows.

[A]

Oh, yeah, there's gonna be how to climb 101. The climb series. The Climber.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, literally. And they went like this to him. They went, oh, oh, good job, bro.

[B]

Half a million dollars from the biggest streaming company in the world, bro.

[A]

I don't want to say as it's necessarily like, net. Like, like they said 500 or nothing. Like, maybe he doesn't give. I don't know, because he. Obviously he's. He's sponsored by North Face. That's got to be decent. Oh, so everything he wears is North Face. He had it on his pants. He had on a shirt.

[B]

Probably got money. A lot of money.

[A]

He definitely has sponsorships. Movie. He has a movie.

[B]

He has a movie dog.

[A]

He climbed a mountain the same way. No, like a. Like an actual mountain. It's called Free Solo Document. Like the whole thing. And then, yeah, it's a movie of him.

[B]

At what point does he call it quits, though. What time is he done?

[A]

Yeah, I'm like, what are you gonna do next?

[B]

Go the. Go up the backwards Burj Khalifa?

[A]

He's gonna go like this. He starts his climb.

[B]

He's like.

[A]

Like, what are you doing?

[B]

They get that dude? Yeah. No. How much money would it take for you to climb a skyscraper like he did?

[A]

No, no, I want. I want you to think. I want you to think about the. I want you to think about the largest amount of money that you would have enough time in your life to say. And the answer is no. You could say no. Yeah. Peyton, I don't like. I don't like standing at the top of this building and looking out of a secure window. Oh, yeah, you're let alone climbing, which I don't know how to do, let alone climbing with absolutely no safety measures.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No shot.

[B]

Well, funny enough, I wouldn't climb a.

[A]

Tree without safety measures. I would not climb a red oak tree without. Not even a red oak. I wouldn't climb. I wouldn't climb a peach tree without some. Some soft under me. I'm gonna. In my mind, I follow these nine feet and I break my arm. And then now it's life sucks building.

[B]

Well, funny enough. So, Cam, I know one of your biggest fears is. Yeah, right. Skydiving. I'm not gonna announce this challenge yet, but next week, we'll announce the challenge. We're doing a thing, and y' all will be involved in it. Where all loose term. It's a month. No, y', all, as in the fans.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's a month long competition between me and Cam with topics or debates that y' all bring in. And the loser at the end of the month has a huge, huge, huge consequence. And Cam's. Cam's gonna be skydiving.

[A]

Okay, let's do this real quick, guys. I hope you're listening. If I lose, I'm not on the podcast, I absolutely terminate my contract. It's been a great ride.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I'll talk.

[B]

We have a week. We have a week before this gets announced. I'll talk.

[A]

I'll play. I'm fair game. I'm not backing down from.

[B]

But, yeah, but come back next week for that big announcement of the month long challenge that we have for y'. All. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a great time. My challenge, my. My consequence is gonna be big too. We have to agree on it.

[A]

I'm like, okay, chug two gallons of milk.

[B]

You're like, chug two gallons of milk and go swim.

[A]

I go jump into a 12 foot pool holding 2 gallons of milk.

[B]

That's.

[A]

I know, that's funny. It's like bro, you just have to go swim. I have to jump out of a playing. I'm like, you got to go take a lap in the Lee's River.

[B]

Okay guys, I think that is the end of the episode. Before we get out of here, I just want to say again, from the bottom of my heart, personally, from me to you, thank you for making a dream come true. I didn't want to make this super the episode super sappy because we did that with 200 and that just was a couple weeks ago. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. For a million subscribers, it's a dream come true. I want somebody hopefully to make a montage of the whole thing because this jingle is like a, like the only thing I've wanted to happen since I was, I don't know, like 13, 12, something like that. When I was watching Shane Dawson, CTF XC Shade, Carl Philip DeFranco. Dude, all these people that made me inspired to make YouTube videos. And then now this goal has been accomplished and now we can do more and I'm able to do with. With my friends. So it's. It's really cool. Thank you guys so much for changing my life, my family's life, my friend's life. Dude, this is the best thing ever. I love y' all forever, man.

[A]

Yes to piggyback. 100% love each and every single one of you. Forever grateful. We could not be here without y'. All. And that's just a fact. So love y'. All. Let's keep this thing moving on to new things as well. New journeys. Like we said, we have another mountain to climb. Go show Ysk Unplugged some love. Ysk Unplugged. Go find it. Go watch the first episode of the doc. And if you're in Patreon, you get everything that goes to Yscan plug. You've already seen it a week early ad free, uncensored. Join the Patreon first link in the description below you. But as always, to close episode 202, confuse the Casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. You should already know what it is. Ysku Ysk Unplugged.

[B]

Alrighty guys. Thank you for a million subscribers. Thank you for coming back to another episode. Remember, one out of ten koala bears home for Christmas. Throw that shoe while you have it. Throw it and we'll see you on ysk Unplugged.

[A]

One million subscribers.

[B]

We love you guys. Love y'. All. Thank you so much. See you on Unplugged.