THE PREGNANCY SURPRISE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast – Episode 191

Title: THE PREGNANCY SURPRISE!
Hosts: Peyton Hardin (“Pete”), Cameron Kennedy
Date: November 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is a wild, comedic, and heartwarming ride, centering around the huge announcement that Cameron and his wife Liv are expecting their second child. Long-time co-hosts and best friends Peyton and Cameron riff off each other about their peculiarities, reminisce about embarrassing past moments, debate sleeping habits, discuss restrooms and parenthood, and ultimately share a deeply personal and joyous surprise with their audience.

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Table of Contents

• Milestone Updates & Community Love
• Roommate & College Nostalgia
• Quirky Confessions & Debates
  • Wearing Socks to Sleep
  • Tuft Tails & Body Hair Antics
• Bathroom Chronicles
• Parenting Fails, Dog Drama, & Baby Chaos
• THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Pregnancy Surprise!
  • The Reveal Segment (Extendo: Patreon Clip)
  • Aftermath, Emotions, & Planning
  • Naming Battle: Pete vs. Peyton
• Quotes & Memorable Moments

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Milestone Updates & Community Love

[02:08–04:29]

• Peyton hypes up the coming 1 million subscribers milestone, crediting the You Should Know (YSK) “fam” for their support.
• They tease that a big gift is planned when they reach that goal.
• Heavy Patreon promo—remind fans about exclusive, uncensored, ad-free content ("like the Netflix of You Should Know").
• Peyton:

  "There's an energy. We are about to hit 1 million subscribers... it's all because y'all are sharing this podcast. ...We have a big gift for you at 1 million subscribers and it's going to be a dream come true for everybody here. But if ... this isn't enough, go over to the Patreon."
  [03:07]

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Roommate & College Nostalgia

[04:30–16:29]

• Opening banter as Cam returns to the studio — both poke fun at each other's “light-skinned face” and how they pose for pictures.
• Peyton exposes Cam's old Snapchat puppy-filter videos, R&B in the background, and filtered selfies.
• Conversation about Cam’s infamous oversized Michael Jackson shirt.
• Cameron's old, cringy picture taken after a funeral—Peyton roasts him for his “cholo look” and odd photos in sad moments.
• Deep lore about a friend (Pierce) buying Louis Vuitton cologne and going to comical lengths to avoid being seen carrying the luxury bag.
• Jordan:

  “...That's the biggest print of Michael Jackson. Don't touch me, ever. Like, even in his museum, they don't have that big of a picture of Michael Jackson.”
  [09:23]

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Quirky Confessions & Debates

Wearing Socks to Sleep

[17:00–21:28]

• Cam, with mock guilt, reveals that he fell asleep wearing socks, which he previously thought was a “cardinal sin.”
• Peyton, surprisingly, is a pro-socks sleeper—even wears a hoodie (and just boxers!), “Winnie the Pooh” style.
• Debates sleeping temperature, attire, and foot comfort.
• Cameron:

  “I went to bed with socks on.”
  Peyton:
  “Especially in the wintertime? I slept with a hoodie and socks on. Last night, butt cheeks were out, socks were out.”
  [17:31–17:53]

• Cam says his wife would revoke his parenting privileges after learning the socks confession.

Tuft Tails & Body Hair Antics

[22:04–24:18]

• The guys tell a bizarre story about CJ braiding Peyton’s belly hair (“tuft tail”) in their living room.
• Great demonstration of their willingness to clown each other about appearances and body quirks.
• CJ:

  “That is nasty as—”
  [22:46]

• Cam feigns jealousy that CJ gives tuft tails before answering texts.

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Bathroom Chronicles

[25:57–38:14]

• Discussion of public bathrooms—Cam claims he’s never used a women’s restroom; Peyton confesses he has in a pinch, faking a “lady voice” to check it was empty.
• Colorful insights into the filthiness of public bathrooms, women’s struggles with tiny stalls and their “mini-pot” urinal solution pitch for women.
• Cam and Peyton riff on the social ecosystem of club toilets: bathroom attendants, overpriced cologne, and even a strip club where a man sells empanadas from a cooler behind the sink.
• Peyton:

  "Can I be honest? I used my lady voice because I didn’t want to go, like, ‘Hey ladies, anybody in there?’"
  [28:30]

• Cam:

  “Restrooms in clubs … It is literally its own Chronicles of Narnia.”
  [37:46]

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Parenting Fails, Dog Drama, & Baby Chaos

[45:15–54:59]

• Cam sheepishly reveals that his baby son Malachi was found chewing on Cameron’s toenail — the ultimate dad fail.
• Peyton is horrified; Cam’s wife threatens to revoke his solo parenting privileges.
• Peyton follows with a story of his parents’ elderly dog Malcolm, who—after years of “never pooping in the house”—leaves a pile by their bedroom door, causing his mom to step in it barefoot (while carrying a gun, no less).
• Classic YSK comedic escalation of small domestic crises.
• Cameron:

  “My son is chewing on my toenail. And he. He was going after that like it was a Tootsie Pop.”
  [47:09]

• Peyton:

  "She runs, not only steps in it, barefoot, falls back with a blicky in her hand..."
  [55:07]

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THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Pregnancy Surprise!

The Reveal Segment (Extendo: Patreon Clip)

[57:32–66:51]

• They transition to a Patreon-recorded segment under the guise of a silly blindfolded taste-test game.
• Cameron and Liv hand Peyton a "surprise"—a positive pregnancy test.
• Peyton is visibly emotional and elated.
• Cameron:

  "Malachi is going to be a big brother, dog! God, that's crazy."
  [62:45]

• Liv:

  "When I found out, there was still just, like, me and Cameron at the house... I just went upstairs and, like, just looked at him and was like, hey, you're gonna be a big brother."
  [73:09]

Aftermath, Emotions, & Planning

[66:52–74:08]

• Peyton and the group process the shock and excitement.
• Discussion of hopes for a girl vs. another boy; team girl and team boy declarations.
• Candid description of how quickly the pregnancy happened (“tried for one month”).
• Reflections on the tight age gap and dreams for their growing family.
• CJ:

  “Can you imagine the lives these kids are gonna have? ...they’re just best friends.”
  [72:32–72:37]

• Liv:

  "When I found out ... I just looked at [Malachi] and was like, hey, you're going to be a big brother."
  [73:15]

Naming Battle: Pete vs. Peyton

[80:55–88:43]

• Peyton pitches naming the new child after himself (“Peyton”).
• Cameron, with classic banter, jokes about possible names, dismisses “Peyton” but leaves the door open for a possible middle name tribute.
• Much laughter over whether “Peyton” is a “bisexual name” (meaning, unisex).
• Cameron:

  “Middle name’s Fire. I don’t want him to have the first. ...First name, be your own person."
  [88:43]

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Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On sleeping attire:
  Peyton:

  “Normally my attire is just butt naked with socks. Little spoon. That’s my go to sleep.”
  [21:18]

• On parenting fails:
  Cameron:

  “My son is chewing on my toenail. … He was gumming it down, left to right… He was trying to fight for that old tootsie center.”
  [47:10]

• On club bathrooms:
  Cameron:

  "If you're getting club degree, you've already lost. If you're having to hit, literally, Mr. Ring and some John Paul Gaultier in the middle of the club, you've already lost the game."
  [38:42]

• Pregnancy announcement:
  Peyton (tearfully):

  “Oh, now I’m going to cry. … That’s so sick. Oh my god.”
  [62:51]

• On the new baby:
  Cameron:

  “So as of right now, if by the grace of God, God comes to you in a dream, goes Peyton. You get to choose. Are you picking a second boy or girl?”
  [65:41]

• Legacy & names debate:
  Cameron:

  "The only way he's gonna get the name of someone else is me, and that's if he's junior, and he can't be anymore because he's the same."
  [89:01]

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Important Timestamps

• Big Gift & 1 Million Milestone: [03:07]
• Puppy Filter Snapchat Roast: [07:07]
• Socks in Bed Confession: [17:31]
• Cameron’s Tuft-Tail Story: [22:04]
• Bathroom Gender & “Lady Voice” Capers: [28:30]
• Parent Fails (Toenail Incident): [47:09]
• Dog Poop + “Blicky in Hand”: [55:07]
• Pregnancy Reveal (Patreon clip intro): [57:32]
• Liv Tells Her Story: [68:51]
• Naming the Baby Debate: [80:55]

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Tone & Style

The episode is classic YSK: energetic, self-deprecating, and always slanted toward outrageous storytelling and wild banter. Both hosts balance vulnerability and comedy—especially as Cameron lets the audience in on a profound family moment, allowing both tears and jokes to mix freely.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you’re new to the show, this episode is a perfect example of YSK’s mix of raucous friendship, shameless humor, and genuine heart. The main plotline—the pregnancy announcement—anchors a sprawling, hilarious episode that also touches on the meaning of legacy, the chaos of parenthood, and the enduring weirdness of adult male friendship.

Secret Code for Listeners:
BKT2 — Baby Kennedy 2

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should Know podcast. Hey everybody. Welcome to you should Know podcast episode 191. Round of applause please. There it is. There it is. Hey everybody. Welcome back to you should Know podcast episode 191. If you're new here or if you haven't already, look below. You see the subscribe button pressed. You're wrong.

[Cameron]

If you look even more below that.

[Pete]

And you see that comment section, is it fulfilled with your name? Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill this that out. Get your good karma. Oh, YSK fam. Do you feel it? Do you feel it in your toes? Look at your toes right now. Wiggle them around. Not Dan Schneider esque, but almost as if you can feel it because there's an energy. We are about to hit 1 million subscriber. We haven't hit it yet. We haven't hit it yet. We haven't. We haven't. We haven't hit it yet. We have not hit it yet. It is up to you, YSK fam. How soon can we hit 1 million subscribers? We are getting a lot every single day. And it's all because y' all are sharing this podcast. Y' all are clicking that share button. You are hitting subscribe. You're getting your moms, your uncles, your aunties, your dogs, your cats and your ferrets to subscribe to the you should know podcast. And we appreciate it. We have a big gift for you at 1 million subscribers and it's going to be a dream come true for everybody here. But. But if here on YouTube or on Spotify where you're listening is not enough content. We have a extra six to seven hours of footage of content every single week over on the Best place in the World. And that is our patreon. It is patreon.com youshould know podcast. That's where you get ad free uncensored versions of this behind the scenes and like four or five other series. That's like the Netflix of youf Should Know. So if you want content, more content almost every single day, go over to the Patreon. We love you guys so much. Thank you for being here. Let's have a fantastic episode. And you're right, maybe there is another baby coming soon. Watch to the end. Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast.

[Cameron]

We got co host Cam back in the studio.

[Pete]

Is that your light skinned face?

[Cameron]

No, I can hit a decent light skinned face.

[Pete]

What is your light skinned face?

[Cameron]

No, I can't.

[Pete]

I'm laughing. Oh my God. I'm laughing.

[Cameron]

Hold on, hold on. I'm laughing.

[Pete]

Audio listeners, you're already left out who you're missing out on. This is horrible.

[Cameron]

Oh, oh. What's your light Skin face. No, you don't. No, no, no, don't you go, I'm already light skinned.

[Pete]

Yeah, As I was saying.

[CJ]

Hi.

[Cameron]

I have that face.

[Pete]

No, I don't. Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. Yes, you do.

[Pete]

I have a picture face.

[Cameron]

Yes, you do. And you know you do.

[Pete]

Are you. What's my picture face?

[Cameron]

Your lips get twice as, twice as large. You. You. Whoa, whoa. No, I'm saying that's what you do. Whoa. That's what you do.

[Pete]

Starting off early.

[Cameron]

That's what you do. You do. You do your lips.

[Pete]

You go.

[Cameron]

Or like, how have you done.

[Pete]

I've never done that. I've never done a picture like this.

[Cameron]

Does he not have a. No, not like this.

[Pete]

That's what you just did.

[Cameron]

But you do your thing. I don't know how to do it. I'm not blessed with the gorgeous lips you have.

[Pete]

You don't have much lips.

[Cameron]

Exactly. I just noticed that. Yes. So I'm like. I don't know how to do it.

[Pete]

But you do. Your.

[Cameron]

It's your lips in the face. Your tongue's a little.

[Pete]

Try it. Try to imitate my picture face.

[Cameron]

I can't because I'm. Hold on. Okay. I have to think about it. Just do it. Just do. If I was to take. If someone was to take a picture of me. You do not go like this. You've never done that in a million.

[Pete]

I don't think I have a face. You're the one saying you put allegations, accusations on me.

[Cameron]

One of the best, I think is. Was your birthday pictures. That right here. See, look, look, look.

[Pete]

That's not what I do.

[Cameron]

You look like this. You literally.

[Pete]

I've never taken a picture.

[Cameron]

Thank you. I love. I love it. Yes.

[Pete]

I don't even take mirror pictures.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

I don't even own her mirror. No, you do.

[Pete]

Can somebody please.

[Cameron]

We're all white. We can't recreate it.

[Pete]

If somebody. Okay, anybody that follows us on Instagram, please tag us in these pictures that you and like. Matter of fact. No, don't pull it up. Have them do it.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Pete]

Have them do it. I was just saying if you were putting these accusations, Allegations on me, I.

[Cameron]

Would hope that you had allegations. There is some. I promise you. It's not like that. You're not like duck face. Yeah, but it's like they become a little more protruded. Yes.

[Pete]

Yeah. I puff them.

[Cameron]

Yes. And there's nothing wrong with that. It looks good, but that is your.

[Pete]

Well, that's a non negotiable we knew.

[Cameron]

That physically seeing you, like, you go to take a picture, and you'll be like this. That's not every single person.

[Pete]

I've never done that. I've never done that, dude. Okay, you know what's crazy, Cam? You want to go down this route? You want to go down this route? I will. I. I literally. We can go into your Snapchat archives or to your story archives on it.

[Cameron]

That's personal. I go. That's so personal.

[Pete]

Cam in college used to do. He used to have videos. He would take videos like this. He. And he would. This was his line. The gonna love this. You say this every time. Oh, my God. Every time. He literally said, the are gonna love this.

[Cameron]

Never said that.

[Pete]

Every time. No shot. And then what he would do is he would like. Oh, my God. He would put on the little puppy filter on Snapchat.

[Cameron]

I did put the puppy filter a lot. Yeah.

[Pete]

And he put puppy filter on Snapchat. Then he would take a video with R and B like, Bryson Tiller playing in the background, and he would literally take a video like this.

[Cameron]

That's the one that got lit. And he would always show his teeth. Always show his teeth. Oh, yeah. That's when they got lit.

[Pete]

He always hit this. He'd always hit this, too.

[Cameron]

He'd always hit this.

[Pete]

And then not only was the puppy filter on there with Bryson Tiller in the background, he would swipe over, like, three times to get that blue little hue filter on there so his eyes popped even more.

[Cameron]

Dude.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

Can we play the video right now?

[Cameron]

Oh, no shot. Come on. I don't even know if there's a specific.

[Pete]

Oh, Cam. There's a lot.

[Cameron]

I'm saying. You're remembering the worst one that I've ever done. And I will not put this in the episode. Is the video that. Oh, my God. I want to say it was Fort Liv. It might have not even been, which sucks, but it was me shirtless.

[Pete]

You shirtless?

[Cameron]

That shirtless video.

[Pete]

Delete it. It is me.

[Cameron]

No, no, it. No, it's, like, in prime. It's definitely a good shirtless. But my traps, for whatever reason, when I was recording it, it's like I flexed them and they looked crazy, so I held that flex. So my traps are, like, bulging and I'm lit. I think I want to say I'm, like, singing word for word to some frank ocean.

[Pete]

Oh, wow.

[Cameron]

And it's bad. And I lick my lips what year? And, like, the Glo teeth, it all hit. It is a cr. I mean, I'm talking. I want to fight that guy.

[Pete]

What year?

[Cameron]

I want to say, like, first year Seminole.

[Pete]

Oh, my. So it's before me.

[Cameron]

It's bad. No, it was probably the first or second. It's definitely your time. It's like right around there.

[Pete]

You know, this kind of brings something up. I have a legitimate case that Cam is a psychopath. Like, I. I have a legitimate case. Not just because he's wearing the worst shirt we've ever seen. Like, you can't be fully in your right mind to put that on in the morning. Like, we all. We all love Michael Jackson. That's the biggest print of Michael Jackson. Don't touch me ever. Like, even in his museum, they don't have that big of a picture of Michael Jackson.

[Cameron]

This is a one of one piece.

[Pete]

I don't even think Michael Jackson would have wanted that picture.

[Cameron]

Like, his face is bigger than mine. This is nuts.

[Pete]

No, it's the worst shirt. No, it's not.

[Cameron]

No, it's actually. It's crazy. It's not the worst shirt ever, but it is. It is so big. And I didn't realize how big.

[Pete]

I've looked more.

[Cameron]

Look at the shirt, though.

[Pete]

It's a big shirt. Yeah, it's a big shirt. Big Michael Jackson big shirt. I've looked at his face more than yours today.

[Cameron]

Yeah, I know. Here. Okay, but that's not psychopath. What is this bold accusation?

[Pete]

I have a. A real case for why Cam's a psychopath.

[Cameron]

Okay, hit me with it.

[Pete]

Going back to your old pictures, right?

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Pete]

There is an old picture of Cam that I've had on my phone forever, and I don't know if I'm gonna put it on the screen now or I should wait till we go on tour again or something like this. Because, you know, if you've watched the live show, you know, I always put demeaning pictures of Cam on the screen. If you haven't watched the live show, go to patreon.com you can go buy it right now. I might save this for next tour. There's a picture of Cam in a car. Young cam, no facial hair, nasty hair, real defined jaw before the fat.

[Cameron]

I'm sorry. So true, though. It's like my face isn't fat, but my jawline used to be sharp as hell.

[Pete]

No. Yeah, it was sharp. Like sharp.

[Cameron]

Very sharp. Why, it was almost like rounded. Yeah, it's like. Was I chewing on bricks?

[Pete]

So it's like an under picture like this. Like the camera was under him. Front facing camera. He's in A car. He's wearing a button up. He's wearing a button up. Let me get this.

[Cameron]

Yeah, yeah, go for it.

[Pete]

Go button up. Only the top button is button. White shirt underneath. Cholo esque. Elbows up, side to side with earbuds. Coming up, wired earbuds. His hands like this on his head.

[Cameron]

Actually, I think you're fusing.

[Pete]

Shut up.

[Cameron]

I think you're fusing two images. Shut up.

[Pete]

Like this. And I. He. I saw this picture and I said, cam, this is the worst picture I've ever seen.

[Cameron]

It is pretty bad.

[Pete]

He responds to that saying, and this was three years ago. I don't even think he remembers sending this. But I still have the screenshot from three years ago. He sends a screenshot or he sends a reply to my message saying, this is the worst picture I've ever seen. He goes, crazy enough. This was taken after a funeral.

[Cameron]

Yep, yep. That's what I was gonna say.

[Pete]

That is the craziest. To take a cholo button like this. Wired earbuds in going. Putting in a handgun to your head, mewing. After you just mourned alive.

[Cameron]

Oh, I was leaving the dead. I was on the drive out of the cemetery. I was standing on cemeterial grounds.

[Pete]

And I think the caption said this for my dead homies.

[Cameron]

I think that's what the captain answer. No, it did not. You're lying on that. I didn't have homies. No, I didn't have homies. They were friends and pals. No, it. It was after a funeral. I did there. I'm not going to dispute anything outside of the caption. And I. I'm not 100% convinced I had this right there.

[Pete]

I'm not.

[Cameron]

That's not 100 now. I know I have an image of that. Yeah, but it. That. I don't know. I don't know what I was on. I really don't. I really don't. I don't know why or who I was trying to please.

[Pete]

Yeah, I don't. I think it was an early identity crisis.

[Cameron]

Y. I was like, I'm too white for the whites, but I'm not cool enough for the other people.

[Pete]

The other people might be worse.

[Cameron]

Other people's worse. If I go blacks. Yeah, right.

[Pete]

But that's how you call this in real life.

[Cameron]

No, you're like, God, group of blacks.

[Pete]

No, I'm. And then Pierce, like, get away from.

[Cameron]

Pierce goes, whoa, oh, oh.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cameron]

I don't got nothing. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Oh, my God. Wow.

[Cameron]

I mean, just a Louis Vuitton fragrance. Leave Me alone.

[Pete]

That's deep Patreon lore right there.

[Liv]

That is.

[Cameron]

That is the lame. I love Pierce death. That has to be the lamest anyone in this group.

[Pete]

If you don't know Pierce went to a Louis. It's a quick story. Pierce went to a Louis Vuitton store in one of like the most affluent areas in the city, right?

[Cameron]

Literally the most bougie mall there is.

[Pete]

And so he bought a Louis Vuitton cologne, right? It's an expensive clone. It's like $300, something like that. He bought this cologne and he told the people working there, hey, I. He goes, hey, how do I get this back to my car? He asked the ladies. He asked the ladies dressed up. He said, how do I get this back to my car? They go. They go, what do you mean? He goes, I don't want to walk around holding a Louis Vuitton bag. And they go, what the. He goes, no, seriously. He goes, can you hold this? He gives them the Louis Vuitton bag, the Louis Vuitton workers, he gives them the bag. He jogs out of the mall. Jogs out of the mall, making sure no one's trailing him, right? He gets in his Honda Ridge line, playing the Weeknd.

[Cameron]

He called you.

[Pete]

And now that's so much Patreon lore going on right now. And then so. And then he pulls up, like the nearest entrance to the nearest interest of this mall backs in so he can have a quick exit.

[Cameron]

Doesn't even cut the car off.

[Pete]

Doesn't cut the car off.

[Cameron]

Hazards on.

[Pete]

And then hazards on. Car unlocks. We can run in there. Let's go open. He goes into the Louis Vuitton store and he goes, hey, can I have my bag now? And they go, yeah, sure. He goes, also, can I have that security guard walk me to my car? He had a security guard walk into his car for one single bottle of cologne.

[Cameron]

Unbelievable. But anyway, unbelievable. That was some deep lore. That's. That is hilarious.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

One more time.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you now. This might be where. If I lose a brother over this.

[Pete]

It's fine.

[Cameron]

If. If you. If you look at me different, it's fine. I committed. What? I committed something that I once viewed as a cardinal sin. And I want to talk to you about it.

[Pete]

Knowing Cam, knowing you, this could be very bad.

[Cameron]

It could be. It's not. No, it's not.

[Pete]

All my concerns are coming through.

[Cameron]

I go, oh, not. I wasn't feeling that frisky.

[Pete]

Okay. What is it?

[Cameron]

Okay, prepare yourself. Go ahead, take a swig. I. So this past weekend, I went to bed with socks on.

[Pete]

Now it's lit.

[Cameron]

No. You think going to bed with socks on is appropriate?

[Pete]

Especially in the wintertime? I slept. I slept with a hoodie and socks on. Last night, butt cheeks were out. Socks were out.

[Cameron]

You. You Winnie the Pooh mattress, and then you went extra and threw some socks.

[Pete]

On it, and I was a little spoon. Hell, yeah.

[Cameron]

Shoot. No, you. You don't.

[Pete]

You don't. They were my all day. They were my all day socks, too. They weren't nighttime socks. Those are socks I wore all day. They're these socks.

[Cameron]

Those socks right there.

[Pete]

Yeah, these are these socks.

[Cameron]

So you regularly. Mine was by 100% accident. As you can tell, I am upset. I'm upset that I fell asleep with socks.

[Pete]

How do you go?

[Cameron]

Oh, it's lit, bro. It's the best. You go to sleep with socks on regularly?

[Pete]

Yes. It's hard for me to sleep without him. It's a texture thing. My nails get on the comforter and stuff.

[Cameron]

Okay, so that's when you get. That's when you clip your toenails.

[Pete]

Yeah, you probably right.

[Cameron]

Absolute bald eagle. That's what you should do.

[Pete]

So how do you accidentally fall asleep with socks on? How's that accident?

[Cameron]

Because I was in the bed watching a show with my wife.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And it was quite cold and I just fell asleep and then I woke up and it's 3am and I went, holy.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And I was asleep in a shirt. Sin 1. Yeah. Way worse sin socks.

[Pete]

So okay, now did you take them off immediately?

[Cameron]

Absolutely.

[Pete]

Okay. See now I think that might have just been like a wiring programming thing.

[Cameron]

I think my body said, hey, hot. Get the socks out of here. It is burning up. I want to breathe. You know, you're feet. If your feet are cold, you're cold. If your feet are hot, you're hot.

[Pete]

My feet are pretty warm right now. I'm freezing cold.

[Cameron]

It's your feet and your head first off your. Oh my God. No, no, no. If your feet or your head is cold or hot. The fact you.

[Pete]

Isn't that one of those Italian recipes?

[Cameron]

No.

[Pete]

You know, they put like truth. You know, they put onion in a pot. If you have like a sore throat and then they. And they put like a clover on your forehead. I'm not trying to be offensive.

[Cameron]

No, they put it in like a. Like a sack.

[Pete]

Yeah. Is that one of those kind of things?

[Cameron]

No, it's just science. Your head and your feet. The fact that you cut. What is your room at for you to go to bed with socks and a hoodie?

[Pete]

You want to be honest? Last night was a high of all time of room heat.

[Cameron]

What was it at?

[Pete]

My thermostat last night when I went to bed was at 72 degrees. And I kid you not. I kid you not. It's a cold house. And so I had to turn it up because I don't have a lot of furniture in my house. It's very empty. Like, it's like I don't live there. There's like not a lot in here.

[Cameron]

You turned it up to 72?

[Pete]

Yes, sir.

[Cameron]

And wore a hoodie and socks.

[Pete]

Yes, sir.

[Cameron]

You are a gecko. You are a little. Just cold blooded. Itty bitty body. Like, oh my God. How are you? I went to sleep. I went to sleep in my boxers. Yeah. Nothing else. Okay. I woke up, it was 58 in my house.

[Pete]

Now that's irresponsible. It was 50. That's how you get a head cold.

[Cameron]

It was very cold. I immediately went up to my son. He was knocked. He was sleeping.

[Pete]

Great.

[Cameron]

Because he's a champion.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You regularly wear socks?

[Pete]

I. It's hard for me to not sleep with socks on.

[Cameron]

I was Peyton, the hoodie.

[Pete]

Now, the hoodie I wore to bed last night, it could. That could be a deterrent of people. Like, they'd be like, that's too much. I understand that normally a hoodie is cozy sleeping.

[Cameron]

A hoodie's at least cozy. I would never sleep in a hoodie. I'm not a psycho.

[Pete]

That's what I'm saying.

[Cameron]

Yeah, but I'm saying a hoodie brings you comfort and close. Socks are every day. You got to wear them if you want to. Or not. It's a shock.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You put on a festive little huggy sock.

[Pete]

No, it was a knee sock.

[Cameron]

Yeah. That's disgusting.

[Pete]

Well, I'm just saying I would understand people being more upset over the hoodie. I could get that. Because normally my attire is just butt naked with socks. Little spoon. That's my go to sleep.

[Cameron]

You're not. You are not. You are not from this planet.

[Pete]

I love being the little spoon, bro.

[Cameron]

But little spoon's fantastic right there with you. Spoon is gas. And it sucks that our frames are as large as they are because it's. It's typically, oh, no, you're too big. But no, no, I've never.

[Pete]

In my current situation, I've never been the big swim ever. Oh, God.

[Cameron]

You.

[Pete]

I've never been there. I refuse to do it. I refuse to do it.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. She is a wizard. Yeah, she is the.

[Pete]

And I know that can't be. I know that can't be comfortable for her because all my hair, it's.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Gut.

[Cameron]

Oh.

[Pete]

What? Toughest. Oh, my God, my tuft is getting raised.

[Cameron]

Hey, can I talk about my tuft real quick?

[Pete]

And I'm gonna get naked right now.

[Cameron]

No, you're not.

[Pete]

No, I'm gonna do something. And cj, you're involved. No, you're. What? CJ Gotta come over here.

[Cameron]

What? No, cj, Come here.

[Pete]

Cj. You did it in private. You're gonna do it in public. This is what. I was shirtless in my house. Oh, no, no, no. C.J. made me. C.J. said, come here.

[Cameron]

I said, what?

[Pete]

He said, come here. Oh, and we have a mirror in the living room. And he goes, let me see your tuft. And this is what he did. He gave me a tail on my tongue. Come here, C.J.

[Liv]

Come on.

[CJ]

Oh, that's so sick.

[Cameron]

Look at that.

[CJ]

That is nasty as.

[Cameron]

Look at that tail. Tough to tell. You have got to be me.

[Pete]

If anybody, any of the fans, want to know what goes on in our.

[Cameron]

House, you have got to be. What time did this happen?

[Pete]

Oh, son was out. Sun was out.

[Cameron]

I want this to be on the record. Yeah. There's. Sometimes I can't get a text back from cj. And he gives you tuft tails behind closed doors.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And you. And you just willingly allowed this.

[Pete]

Yeah. And he was gonna. Okay. He was gonna put gel in it.

[Cameron]

I don't know if I'm more upset at cj. Yeah. Or at you for what? You grown man allowing another grown man to essentially braid your body hair.

[Pete]

He twisted.

[Cameron]

That is wicked. Twist braid cut anything. Crazy. CJ openly going, hey, come here. Come here. Oh, come here. Yeah.

[Pete]

Oh, come here.

[Cameron]

I want your tough.

[Pete]

And he bit me over, like, went like that. He said, come here. He put me over like that.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

And I was looking in the mirror like this. It was.

[Cameron]

He just said, no, I'm just going, yeah.

[CJ]

And then I.

[Pete]

And then he hurt my pants if he's like, no, no, no, don't do that.

[Cameron]

I think I broke something.

[Pete]

It's okay.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

Now on to the rest of the episode.

[Pete]

The you should know podcast. Now. This is. This is strange. How many times have you used a woman's restroom?

[Cameron]

Believe it or not. Never. I've never used a women's restroom. Have I been in it? Yes. Have I used it?

[Pete]

You've never used a woman's restroom?

[Cameron]

No. What do you define going into a bathroom that is specifically women on it? Never done that.

[Pete]

Why?

[Cameron]

Never had to. What the hell do you mean, why? You never like many red lights you ran? None. Why?

[Pete]

First of all, I think I've publicly said this before. Women's restrooms are always dirtier than men's.

[Cameron]

Like, oh, that little trash can filled with everything but God. Oh, my God. Oh, that thing is.

[Pete]

Oh.

[Cameron]

Oh, man. That thing is unholy.

[Pete]

Okay, that's not. No, not. That's not where I was going.

[Cameron]

No, I mean, I'm saying. But you flush it. All right, let's just be honest.

[Pete]

No, I don't think that's good for the plumbing. I don't think you flush those. The pipes.

[Cameron]

At some point, you gotta flush them things, dog.

[Pete]

Boy.

[Cameron]

You flush it. The pipes, we can hire a plumber. I'm kidding. But okay, just take it away. Keep going back. Get back to it.

[Pete]

Because. So I was at a. I was at a spot, right?

[Cameron]

Oh, no. You don't get away with saying spot. You define exactly where you're at. Whole Foods, this man. You say spot. I'm thinking club. A cooler thing.

[Pete]

You go.

[Cameron]

I was at heb. I was at Whole Food Sprouts.

[Pete]

I was at a Whole Foods, right? And for some reason, the men's restroom.

[Cameron]

Was out of order.

[Pete]

It was out of order. They can't use it. Everything in there is shut down.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. You don't even use a public restroom. You had to go back.

[Pete]

Bad, bad, bro. And so I was on the road, like, I was driving somewhere, and I was like, I already parked my car. I was going into this Whole Foods for the sole purpose to use the restroom. I go into the men's restroom, and it's all taped up. Somebody got in there. Like, it was. Like it was all taped off, right? I look to my left, there's another restroom. Now, this one indicates women, right? Now can I say this?

[Cameron]

Women. Now can I say.

[Pete]

And I'm not getting political here. I, I, I made sure no one was in there.

[Cameron]

Okay. How'd you do that? I just asked you. Don't. Hey, don't get mad at the messenger. Devil's advocate.

[Pete]

How'd you do that? Can I be honest?

[Cameron]

Oh, I want you to be honest. I. Dude, I used.

[Pete]

I used my lady voice because I Didn't want to go. I didn't want to go. Hey, ladies, anybody in there? Anybody using the bathroom?

[Cameron]

You mind if I go on sneak in?

[Pete]

Because that's where gets a little shaky, right? That's where it gets a little scary for them. They. And I've always want to make sure women are comfortable. And I had to pee.

[Cameron]

Peyton, say exactly what you said in the voice that you said it.

[Pete]

Now, I wasn't confident when I said it because I was shy and I knew what I was doing was weird. But so basically it's right where the food court's at. And so, I mean, no one was in the food court.

[Cameron]

I listened.

[Pete]

I put my ear over to the door to make sure if I heard any rustling around in there. Just make sure. Anybody you know, am I hearing any poop, pee, flushes or nothing? Little washing. Didn't hear nothing. I cracked the door a little bit. I don't look. I'm not a creep. I don't look. I cracked it open. No, you looked. No, I know. I cracked it open a little bit. I mean, hit with a profuse smell. I mean, right there to the nasal cavity.

[Cameron]

It was like this. God, Jesus, what is that? Act like a lady.

[Pete]

Nasty.

[Cameron]

And I go, okay, I'm gonna pretend I'm just gonna.

[Pete]

Anybody?

[Cameron]

Excuse me.

[Pete]

Right now. Close your eyes. Oh, they were.

[Cameron]

They were. Anybody in there? I go, yeah, someone's taking a piss. Mrs. Doubtfire, get your creep out of our bathroom. And then you go. You go, oh, oh. And you just run off.

[Pete]

That is a. I asked three times.

[Cameron]

Anybody in there? My God, how much confirmation do you need? Well.

[Pete]

Cause I'm about to pull my out in this woman's restroom. First off, I gotta make sure there's urinals.

[Cameron]

You're gonna be in a box. If you get in, you're good.

[Pete]

No.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Pete]

No.

[Cameron]

No.

[Pete]

First off, because they look under that saw, they say, I'm 14.

[Cameron]

This size.

[Pete]

14. Like, this is big.

[Cameron]

You're like, oh, my God. Best believe if you had to. You look like your legs are going out on the side. White girls or white chicks?

[Pete]

White girl. All my leg hairs out there.

[Cameron]

Like, move, move. And so, okay, the biggest worry, if that was me, is you have to get in there and get it on quick. Because you can control going in there when no one's there. You can't control someone else coming in.

[Pete]

And to really go with the Lord, because I was just gonna go in there, take. Take it out and pee real quick in the stall. But then I'm six Foot seven. Right. I'm six foot seven, and so I can see over all the stalls. So if somebody comes in there, my cover's blown.

[Cameron]

Oh, you have to sit. If you go into ladies, you have to sit on the toilet.

[Pete]

Dude, I was going full character. I tucked that.

[Cameron]

Wait, wait, wait. I was about to say Tuck. I go, what the. You do if you don't. If you sit on timeout. If you were to sit on a toilet.

[Pete]

It's in there. It's foaming the drain.

[Cameron]

So I'm saying, if you're already in the bowl, how much more tuck can one do?

[Pete]

Come on, now. Come on, now.

[Cameron]

Where are you talking? It's the only.

[Pete]

Yeah, Use your imagination. Think about it. Think about it.

[Cameron]

You need. God.

[Pete]

No, but did piss in the women's.

[Cameron]

Restroom, and you did it standing up.

[Pete]

No, I sat down.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Pete]

I was about to say no.

[Cameron]

Standing up would be. That would be wicked.

[Pete]

Going in there made me realize why there's always such a line outside of women's restrooms.

[Cameron]

Oh, it's a process, man. They usually think about you in a jumper or a little barrel jean.

[Pete]

Oh, the. The. The body.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God, a body suit. Imagine having to go to your johnson and unbutton something to throw. Hoist that. Yeah. And then take pants off.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And then sit.

[Pete]

Oh, my God. You know, almost said so. Whenever I saw your son last, he was wearing a bodysuit. And I almost said that, but I don't want to make you mad, okay. I was like, sons of a bodysuit.

[Cameron]

That's not a bodysuit. That's a onesie. He's a baby. Yeah, it's the same, but he's a onesie. It's because he doesn't need. It just fits him. It's one piece of clothing.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Cameron]

Hey, okay. Now you're. Now you're one for the people, and you've always loved women and you've always tried to make them comfortable.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Now that might be one of the.

[Pete]

Truest things you've ever said, because there's no way. Because we can fit a lot more things in a men's restroom because we have urinals. Right? Talk. We either make the stalls smaller.

[Cameron]

Talk to them. You know what? You know.

[Pete]

Well, yeah, but. No, but it was a big stalls, so they should. You should make it make the stall smaller or expand the women's restrooms to be larger, or give women some kind of urinal system. Now, that's not my choice. Like, that's not my.

[Cameron]

That's why you open the textbook. You cannot get on to me for playing the game. Yeah, it's called the mini pot.

[Pete]

The mini pot.

[Cameron]

He's already thought about it. Okay.

[Pete]

Okay. I already have the full skin written up. You go.

[Cameron]

You go. I hired a developer. There's blueprints in my Office right now.

[Pete]

The mini pot.

[Cameron]

The mini.

[Pete]

So you know how like men have urinals and it's like attached to the wall and it's all you got is that little bowl right there. But women need to sit, right? So you just.

[Cameron]

It's the same thing.

[Pete]

You just give them a sitting spot. Right? And now this is the awkward part that we have to develop in research. It's still stall system. It's still like urinal stall system where it's open. So you're sitting down and you're seeing all the foot traffic in there. And that's what we got to develop and figure out. But they can sit. We could just fit a lot more. I want you to want a quick piss.

[Cameron]

I want you to act like you're in your mini pot right now.

[Pete]

Yeah, I'm in my mini pot.

[Cameron]

I'm someone walking into the restroom. Oh, I gotta tingle. What the.

[Pete]

Make a beautiful.

[Cameron]

That girls would never ever in a million go, I think they would, bro. Okay. You think they would? You ever would. You think they would until you think about this, right? Let's say there's three mini pots. You have an 80 year old grandma, you have a 45 year old mom, and you have a 19 year old freshman in college. But you think those three generations are sitting next to each other.

[Pete]

That's where I think that I love.

[Cameron]

The idea, very inclusive, very big heart of. You love the idea.

[Pete]

That's where respect comes in. You give the elders the stalls. That's for the young guns. The urinals for the young quick shooters.

[Cameron]

They go, yeah, let's get back to the club.

[Pete]

And there's nothing more. There's nothing more inclusive than a woman's restroom. Have you stood outside of a woman's restroom at a club?

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. Everyone's friends, they're friends. Everyone's friends.

[Pete]

Love letters, novels.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Oh.

[Cameron]

Oh, an eyelash. Oh, come here, queen. She goes, what's that smell? She's like, oh, I didn't wash. Like, oh, you sick freak. No, that's. That's the route I was going.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Restrooms. Oh. Oh, my God. Restrooms in clubs. Okay. It is literally its own Chronicles of Narnia.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Why am I walking into a restroom? And if I have $20 cash, I can basically form my own pinata. There's gushers.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

There's gum.

[Pete]

Yeah. There's.

[Cameron]

There's designer fragrances.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And these guys are charging $5 for two squirts.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Piss on you. And then apparently the women's bathroom they have the same. Yeah, just a female version.

[Pete]

Yeah, I like it for women's restrooms because I like it like they could have like a person that works in the club if something scary is going on so they can talk to her. Like, I like that. But for the guys, I don't like those guys in there.

[Cameron]

And for us, It's. It's a 6, 10 guy, 7 footer, footer guarding the door of the club. You walk in, hey, what's up, man? He's just looking at you like this. Yeah. Holds you the napkin. But the thing, the thing that kills me, I like. That's cool. Whatever. Overpriced, obvious. And I never bought, Never bought anything.

[Pete]

If you're, if you're resorting to getting.

[Cameron]

Club deodorant, stay at home, you have no game. She's not going home with you. If you're getting club degree, you've already lost. You've already lost. If you're having to hit, literally, Mr. Ring and some John Paul Gaultier in the middle of the club, you've already lost the game.

[Pete]

If you're needing, like emergency deodorant or cologne at the club. What were you planning on doing tonight, dude? Like, did you not get ready to be here? Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

I watched a grown man, he's easily 40. I watched a grown man take a blinker and then purchase a blow pop. You're in a.

[CJ]

You're.

[Cameron]

You're in public, you're in a club. He literally rimmed. Here's five, bro. A bloke nap.

[Pete]

I mean, anything could have happened in that bathroom. I don't know what.

[Cameron]

But the worst part about club bathrooms is the social dynamic. Hey, hey. I don't do coke. I don't want your drugs. I really don't. I've had nine tequila shots. That's why I'm pissing. Stop talking to me. Be in your own life. God, if this is a movie theater, you wouldn't make a peep. Oh, my God, they cut. Like drunk people are like innately honest and innately talkative. You fuse that in a place where I can't even hear my own thoughts. Yeah, there's a seven foot, seven footer charging me for ridiculous prices. And there's always a line in that bathroom. There's always a line. The guy to the left is selling me drugs and you're over here having the nerve to say, hey, bro, you might do you and your fucking friend with those videos, huh? Oh, bro. Oh, miss. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, calm down, bro. They're so funny, bro. They're so funny, man. They're so touching your face in a bathroom.

[Pete]

Hey, I went to a strip club in the bathroom. Incident was selling empanadas. Guy's a legend in there.

[Cameron]

No, no, no, no.

[Pete]

Robbie was with me. Robbie bought one.

[Cameron]

Oh.

[Pete]

Told you. He bought a bathroom. Strip club. Empanada. Are you. No, no, no. Think about what? That restroom.

[Cameron]

I need you. I need you to be 100, honest, and I'm gonna ask you a series of questions that are yes or no. And you will only answer in yes or no. You and Robbie went to a strip club?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You did.

[Cameron]

No. No. Yes or no?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Yes or no?

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

You and Robbie went to a strip club? Yes. You and Robbie went to the bathroom inside of a strip club?

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Inside of this bathroom in the strip club, there was a man.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

This man was selling empanadas wrapped in paper towels. Inside. Inside the grounds of the bathroom, like where he sold them. There was tile at your feet.

[Pete]

It was like right behind where the sinks were.

[CJ]

Ice. Chest full of tamales.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

This guy was running a secondary business inside this strip club bathroom.

[Cameron]

In the bathroom. Not outside the bathroom. Not in the hallway to the bathroom.

[Pete]

Behind the sink. You could see him when you're washing your hands. You could be like, two empanadas and you can see him taking them out the thing. He's a cool guy. Didn't speak a language.

[Cameron]

No, he's not.

[Pete]

Didn't speak a lick of English. Like, coolest guy I've ever met.

[Cameron]

No, he is not. You are. I. And the fact that you bought one. Robbie is literally other one.

[Pete]

No, no, the crazy thing is Robbie. Robbie bought one and ate it during a dance.

[Cameron]

Listen, we're already.

[Pete]

We're.

[CJ]

We're already balls deep in grime fest. Why not give me the bathroom empanada? Tears. I'll take it. Pack a piece of gum when I finish this up. Thank.

[Pete]

So, yeah, that's. That's our strip club stories.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. An imp. And now, just for the sake of. And nothing racial, I'm saying let's just translate that to American and American Peanut butter jelly sandwich. Imagine a mother selling you a PBJ at a strip club in the bathroom.

[Pete]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie at the club we go to. If that 7 footer offered me a PB and J1 of the two of those nights, I'd hate it.

[Cameron]

No, okay. One of those. Okay, we had a couple nights. There's been some nights in there but how is that there? That can't be legal, right?

[Pete]

There's nothing legal about that strip club.

[Cameron]

There's nothing.

[Pete]

That strip club is under investigation.

[CJ]

I mean, they've all worked there for four months.

[Cameron]

Club's been open for six years.

[Pete]

How long you.

[Cameron]

Four months. I walked in, I walked in, I.

[Pete]

Said, robbie, I don't think he's like, I'll just have a good time.

[Cameron]

He goes, bro, I'm just smelling empanadas. Let's just stay a little bit. All right, let's get on the toilet.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

Now, now, we brought up my son.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Now something happened this last week.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

And I'm a bit nervous. I'm a bit nervous to share it.

[Pete]

Okay. Yeah, I kind of got briefed on this because you. Because there is a whole discussion between you and your wife if you should bring this up. But she's against you bringing it up.

[Cameron]

And I'm. And I'm for it. And I'm daddy, man. So I'm going for it. Here we go. So the other Day we were. Everyone was at the house. And it was before, I want to say, we were going to my sisters. We're going to my sister's house. That's exactly what was. We're going to my sister's. So it's like an hour, hour and a half before we left. Everything was good with Malachi, and it was to the point where both of us now have to shower and get ready. So I said, liv, you go first. I'm gonna just sit here, watch Starting five. I'm on the last episode. So I'm sitting there with Malachi, and he's playing, being a boy, going all over the place. I get on the ground, I'm rolling all over with him, just dad and son, right? So he starts playing by himself. He's very self into self play right now. Like, he just likes doing toys and all that Dolo.

[Pete]

He can play by himself and you don't have to worry about him.

[Cameron]

Exactly. Now, you watch him, obviously, because he's a baby. So now I'm just sitting on my phone every, like, five, ten seconds, you peak, right? That's all you do now. Crippling adhd, right? I find a very intriguing video. Beautiful graphics with aesthetics that I love. So it's been about two and a half minutes since I've looked at my son. So he has. He has navigated about 15ft to the left, and he is under. You know that mirror in my living room? I don't know what to call that. It's like a little.

[Pete]

Just like a vanity mirror.

[Cameron]

Like a vanity mirror, sure. Standing mirror. But I'm saying the thing right there, like a little. It doesn't matter. He's over there, and I go, bubba. And he turns, he goes. Doing that. His mouth. I go, okay, I don't have puffs. I didn't give him any food. There's nothing on the ground. This isn't good.

[Pete]

Oh, no.

[Cameron]

So I run up to him because my son's chewing on an unidentified object. Chewing on a ufo, right? I walk up to Malachi, take that old pinky. I go in his mouth. He's fighting it, and I finally get it out. My son is chewing on my toenail. And he. He was going after that like it was a Tootsie Pop. He was trying to fight for that old tootsie sinner. I mean, he was gumming it down, left to right, left to right. And the worst part. The worst part.

[Pete]

Please, no, don't, Cam. Please don't.

[Cameron]

No, no, no, no, no. It was not the curse.

[Pete]

Oh, My God. I was about to say, take him to the.

[Cameron]

If it was the cursed toe, I probably would have. I probably would have inflicted some bodily harm on myself. No, I would have punched. I would have punched myself. I would have. I would have absolutely reprimanded my own body. I would have been like this for two hours. But no toenail. It was a big toenail, but I examined it and there was no fungus, so it had to be from the left foot.

[Pete]

How the did he get your toenail?

[Cameron]

I don't know why. My toenail was just in the living room by a mirror. I have no clue. But he was gnawing on my toenail.

[Pete]

Oh, Malachi.

[Cameron]

Oh, no. I felt honestly terrible. And his poor self. I yank it out. I go, oh, fuck. I immediately throw it, knowing where I threw it. But I look at him, I go, you alright, bubby? He's like this, looking at me, happy. Liv turns the corner, perfect timing. And she goes, what, did something happen? And I go, no, no, he's good, he's good.

[Pete]

Look, he's playing.

[Cameron]

He's like, he's still doing this, thinking it's in his mouth. She goes, what was he eating? And I just go, toenail. She goes, what. What the was he eating? She's chewing on my toenail. My toenail. And she literally goes, you're never watching my kid again.

[Pete]

Yeah, rightfully so.

[Cameron]

I was like, hey, he's my kid too, so I will watch him. And by the way, I also didn't see him for like half a second. He was four stairs up on the stairs. So what's it to you? Still breathing, ain't he? He climbed stairs and he's sucking on toenails.

[Pete]

I mean, that's my son. I mean, we know who isn't getting nominated for dad of the year.

[Cameron]

No, no.

[Pete]

Do we know that we know who's not on the nomination.

[Cameron]

That was a one rough and the wildest part. That was all in like 10 minutes, dude. Yeah, he was. Oh, it was so bad. It was. I just keep thinking, what if he would have swallowed it?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Swallowed my toenail.

[Pete]

No, you, you, you. I mean, that's when the government gets involved. And I've already threatened that a couple times on your household.

[Cameron]

I mean, you don't understand the dynamic of babies.

[Pete]

I don't.

[Cameron]

They have to sleep a lot because they are growing. It's like a puppy. When you get a puppy, like genuine puppy age, they get up their balls to the wall for like maybe two hours and they'll literally go like this.

[Pete]

Now Malcolm was very. It's sanctioned off in one corner.

[Cameron]

Malcolm's. Malcolm's here immortal. Like I don't know. I don't know if he's gonna die. The fact that he's still here, he's still alive. Can I say something?

[Pete]

That happened so with my parents and Malcolm. So Malcolm's. Malcolm's my, my like 16 year old Labrador, right? Oh, back at home now. He's. He's slowly dying. Like. Like he should have been gone a while ago. But he's still, he's. He's pushing like he's really holding on, right. He's not in pain. So we're keeping him around.

[Cameron]

He's like that small block Chevy. You just keep putting new tires on her, right?

[Pete]

Yeah, no, he's got 700,000 on the. Well, he has like leaks in his back tires because those back legs, they deflate real quick. Like he'll. Them back legs will not be. We're looking in the mobile. Mobile helpers. If you do that.

[Cameron]

If you do that, I will be coming.

[Pete]

I'm getting to your house.

[Cameron]

If you get Malcolm some forgiatos, I'm coming to Pflugerville, Texas. I'm going inside your house.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Because I always wished that upon Dusty dude. I always wanted my dog. Now Malcolm's a little too big. Those would be some big 14. You could literally probably buy some aftermarket rims. Those are big wheels. Oh, yeah. He'd just be sitting there rolling it. But I, I will 100 be there if that happens.

[Pete]

So one thing about Malcolm like growing up, all 16 years of his life, he's never used the restroom in the house. My dog had never pooped.

[Cameron]

Good dog.

[Pete]

Great dog. He would literally go to the back door and he'd be like. And then you would let him out, right?

[Cameron]

He like.

[Pete]

Yeah. Well now, well now it's harder for him to get off the couch. It's hard for him to move around. He doesn't really like.

[Cameron]

He.

[Pete]

And he's losing cognitive skills are going, right? He's how old? He's 100.

[Cameron]

He's like 126. How old is he? Do you know how many years he is? Like human years?

[Pete]

No, it's like 16 times 11.

[Cameron]

Oh, first off, it's not 11.

[Pete]

It's not times 7.

[Cameron]

He's 112.

[Pete]

I mean, you know, you know what I mean? He's been, he's seen some things. He's old, right? But he's still doing what video for two World Wars. I know he's Doing great. But he's never growing up. He never used the restroom in the house. God never did it.

[Cameron]

What a beast.

[Pete]

And so, you know, in his older years, he's been causing my parents a lot of issues. Right?

[Cameron]

Yeah. And so doggy Catherine.

[Pete]

And so he's starting to lose it up here because he'll look at corners and, and like market corners and stuff. And look at that.

[Cameron]

We can't see his ancestors. He's probably, he's probably like splitting the realm of reality and like the afterlife. In the spider verse, he is quite literally seeing what he's about to go to, yet he's still in the physical. Yeah. Why is it they're all there but my hips hurt?

[Pete]

Right. And so he knows that my parents take him out to potty. Like, they have to almost like, tell him, like, gotta go out, brother. You gotta.

[Cameron]

Gotta go pot.

[Pete]

You know what I mean? Because he's not gonna get up unless he has to. Recently he's been leaving little turds around the house. Right? And that's not him. It's not his character. And I know he doesn't want to.

[Cameron]

I feel like Malcolm's poop stink like a.

[Pete]

Like you ever seen a horse. Oh, and just stack up like a little pig. Like a pile. It's a pile and it's, it's wet and it stacks up. He's like a designer. Is it real or cake? That's what you got to do with it.

[Cameron]

Is it real or pudding? That's what you got to do with it.

[Pete]

And so he go, he would always go to my parents door in the, in the house and go, let him, let him know, I gotta go, dog. And so I. One night, I'm assuming he went to my parents door and said, but my parents are 60.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

In a little deeper sleep.

[Cameron]

And God bless Malcolm's bark. That boy probably like this. Probably doesn't have that bass anymore. There's no more anoids. He's like.

[Pete]

He'S going like this.

[Cameron]

Your parents are sleeping deeper. His can't fart.

[Pete]

Yeah. It's like. And so, so I guess I'm assuming he. He like whistle barked at the door and they didn't hear. They didn't hear it. Right. So he left a turd right outside the door. Oh. And now as the night went on, it was getting like 5 o' clock in the morning. He came more distressed because I think he knew I up. So he went to the back door and started clanging on the blinds and barking.

[Cameron]

Right.

[Pete]

And so my mom woke up and she thought somebody was breaking in to the house. She wakes up in a panic, right?

[Cameron]

Yeah, she does.

[Pete]

My mom gets up, grabs a utility to protect the house. What?

[Cameron]

A gangster starts running towards the door.

[Pete]

She opens up her bedroom door. It's a quick turn.

[Cameron]

It is.

[Pete]

She runs, not only steps in it, barefoot, falls back with a blicky in her hand.

[Cameron]

No way. No way. Your mom went airborne on some. On some. With a gun.

[Pete]

Literal.

[Cameron]

Holding up Glock.

[Pete]

She said she cussed out.

[Cameron]

That could have been bad.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

She said, oh, my. Oh, my God.

[Pete]

Where.

[Cameron]

Where her room is and what's above it. It goes off. Pressure goes, ow. You shot me. You shot me. My foot.

[Pete]

Mama.

[Cameron]

Mama, Mama, please. He's like, oh, help.

[Pete]

You know how much blood would come out of that foot? I mean, Preston's got the biggest foot.

[Cameron]

All while Malcolm's just.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Oh, I'm sorry, Mama. God, I feel bad for. I feel bad for Malcolm. I feel worse for your mom.

[Pete]

Yeah, she said she had to go.

[Cameron]

16 years of no. And then you're just stepping off gooey piles of the lock.

[Pete]

She said, you have to go outside at 5 in the morning and hose off her foot, bro. That's tough. She said she was. She called me. She's like, I'm putting your dog down, by the way.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah. But she thought about it, let's say. Oh, I'm surprised. No, she had it on her right there.

[Pete]

But we talked about. Talked about babies, right?

[Cameron]

What? What? Your mom talked about babies.

[Pete]

We talked about babies before. I talked about the.

[Cameron]

Did we talk about babies?

[Pete]

You literally said you fed your son your toenail.

[Cameron]

Oh, okay. I didn't put on a fork. I. Silver platter. I didn't give it to her with a napkin. I go.

[Pete]

I go, here you go.

[Cameron]

And like, you're like, mom didn't cook. Oh, my God. Now I have to be honest.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I have to be honest. I think after all the talk, and I think I might have said it, but after all this talk, I literally think I'm developing a keloid in my left earlobe. Yeah.

[Pete]

Enjoy.

[Cameron]

You play with it. It hurt? No, it hurts like a vinyl hurt. Oh, then I got some other shit. This hurts.

[Pete]

Really? Let me see.

[Cameron]

I'm talking like, this hurts.

[Pete]

This is hurting. Oh, yeah. No, that will hurt if you do that.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Yeah, but it'll become numb after a while.

[Cameron]

I don't want to want that, though. I want to just succumb to your nasty, disgusting ear.

[Pete]

You've succumbed to a lot of my nasty, disgusting. You Succumb all over the place.

[Cameron]

I knew you were gonna.

[Pete]

Seminal Seminole Nation dorm succumbed a lot. I mean, you know what I mean? Speaking of your son. Right. Okay, you brought up, you brought up being a parent, right? I mean, not a good one, but you brought up being one.

[Cameron]

Yes, sir.

[Pete]

So this makes this next part very nervous. A couple like a month ago, right? How long ago? We filmed this. We're filming an extended episode over on the Patreon. Right. Every Wednesday we put these out. It's about an hour and has the whole gang. So that's why there's mics all over the place. And y' all surprised me with something. And we filmed this and we've had to keep this a secret for a while.

[Cameron]

Sure did, Teehee.

[Pete]

So I think we take a little break in the episode and we give them some huge YSK news.

[Cameron]

Let's go for it. Let's go for it, buddy.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Cameron]

I'mma stop you there because there's something we didn't say that's very important.

[Pete]

Oh, you say it then.

[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

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[Cameron]

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[Pete]

Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should Know podcast.

[Cameron]

I know this is an extendo and it's normally a little more laid back. Lay back.

[Pete]

Almost said. I almost said it. You say It.

[Cameron]

Liv.

[Liv]

I almost did. I'm not saying that.

[Cameron]

We are going. We are going to be playing a little game, me and P. Okay.

[Pete]

Oh.

[Cameron]

This game requires trust.

[Pete]

Don't have that.

[Cameron]

And obedience.

[Pete]

Oh, definitely.

[Cameron]

No, I'm kidding.

[Pete]

No, no. Don't put me in handcuffs. For me to be obedient.

[Cameron]

All jokes aside, essential, Liv went to a little mom and Pop. I think it was literally called mom and Popcorn. Called mom and Popcorn, but they had all sorts of candies. It's calorie friendly. You little freak.

[Pete]

I gotta eat something.

[Cameron]

Yes, it's literally five calories. Literally five calories. So it's nothing that's gonna ruin you.

[Pete]

Does it have a barcode?

[Cameron]

There's two.

[Liv]

Yes, it does.

[Pete]

Okay, I'll put a barcode.

[Cameron]

There's two flavors.

[Pete]

All right.

[Cameron]

But I need you. Basically, I'll have you close your eyes. I'm gonna put in your hand. You're gonna try it. And then for the first one, put the blindfold on, hold your hands out. I promise nothing will bite. And you're not allergic to what you'll be tasting.

[Pete]

Okay?

[Cameron]

Okay, Cam.

[Pete]

No.

[Cameron]

No, you're not.

[Pete]

Okay, Cam. Nothing. Now I starting to have anxiety. I know it's always in your eyes. I know where your kid's at.

[Cameron]

I know my kid is there. You're safe. Everything's good.

[Pete]

I put your kid in my hand.

[Cameron]

He's not my kid. Why would my kid go in your hand? Not tasting him. Here we go. That was weird. First item. Okay, take it off and look at it.

[Pete]

I can take off my blindfold? Yep. Icy sour spray candy.

[Cameron]

It's a spray from the ices.

[Pete]

Now what's a spray from the icy. Like.

[Cameron]

Like, it's an icy. But it's a. It's like a. It's. Oh, it's like a bray.

[Pete]

Like a breath mint spray. But it's icy flavor.

[Cameron]

But it's icy. I'm gonna need you to unwrap that and taste it real quick.

[Pete]

Go for it.

[Cameron]

I brought. I. I brought you the new one. Yeah, that was a very quick cherry.

[Pete]

And I'm just tasting it. Get your cup.

[Cameron]

Get your little three ball, back of the tongue. That's. I watched it go in a straight line, and it did not go.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cameron]

Okay, so now.

[Pete]

So, like.

[Cameron]

And I want you to be genuine. Like, that's not. It's not bad, right?

[Pete]

It literally has barely any flavor. Right? Yeah.

[Cameron]

Okay, so the second one.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

I don't know what happened on the assembly line. Okay, so that one's not bad. Like, Rate that one. One out of ten. Like ten. Ten being sour. Crazy flavor.

[Pete]

Oh, one to ten. Sour. It's about a two.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Stick with that answer. Right.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cameron]

Okay. So go ahead and put your blindfold on.

[Pete]

Where'd it go? Here we go.

[Cameron]

This second one. I don't know how this was ever even made.

[Pete]

Cam, if you. If you hurt me. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[Cameron]

Put your hands out.

[Pete]

Don't hurt me.

[Cameron]

Two hands out.

[Pete]

I'm putting two hands out.

[Cameron]

Okay, you ready?

[Pete]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Cameron]

And take your blindfold off.

[Pete]

There's nothing in my hand.

[Cameron]

It's right by your fan.

[Pete]

Wait, for real?

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Surprise.

[Cameron]

Another one. Y' all got another? Wait, you can't even talk.

[Pete]

Wait, really?

[Cameron]

Yeah. Oh, Malachi is going to be a big brother dog. God, that's crazy.

[Pete]

Oh, now I'm going to cry.

[Cameron]

He has goosebumps on his thighs. Oh, no, dude.

[Pete]

I have the goosebumps. Oh, man.

[Cameron]

Come here, man.

[Pete]

Oh, she peed on this.

[Cameron]

It's close. It's close.

[Liv]

The part that I peed on is closed.

[Cameron]

Oh, wow.

[Pete]

Wait, When?

[Cameron]

Literally found out two days ago.

[Pete]

Holy. Yeah, holy. Malachi's gonna be. What do you. What is that?

[Cameron]

Little nugget of a white, chunky big brother. He's gonna be a big brother.

[Pete]

Congrats, man. That's so sick. Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

Thanks, buddy. Thanks, buddy. Here, let him. Let him hold Malachi. And then just relish in it. Just sit in it. Yes. Goosebumps on his knees.

[Pete]

Holy.

[Cameron]

Isn't it crazy? Whoa. Here, you see your parents get it on. That little dude in his little jeans is gonna be a big brother.

[Pete]

You'll be a big brother. You're gonna be a good big brother, too. How's that gonna be?

[Cameron]

Look at him.

[Pete]

He's like.

[Cameron]

What is this word you speak of? Oh, when do we get to know.

[Pete]

What it's gonna be? Some.

[Cameron]

Some. Pain's, like, shaking his hands. Shaking.

[Pete]

Some.

[Cameron]

Some. Some weeks out. He is shaking.

[Pete]

Dude, that's crazy.

[Cameron]

I love it, though.

[Liv]

So nervous today because I was like, my God. Like, I didn't sleep last night.

[Pete]

Yeah, I had no idea.

[Liv]

Someone said you kept making jokes yesterday, dude.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

Yeah, cj, CJ and P made a joke yesterday, and I was like, what the hell is happening right now? I was like, what is happening right now? Like, I was like, did someone leak this? I was like, no one even knows it to leak. I was like, what is happening?

[Pete]

Oh, my God. Wait.

[Cameron]

Holy. Ask away. Talk about it. Ask Your questions. Whatever.

[Pete]

Oh. Oh. Oh, dude, that's crazy. Did y' all know?

[CJ]

Dude, that I. I knew, but it's just incredible. I mean, congratulations.

[Pete]

Yeah. Congrats.

[Cameron]

Thank you.

[Pete]

Dude, y' all are gonna have two kids running around.

[Cameron]

Two under two.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

Because I was getting sad.

[Pete]

I was getting sick because Malachi's growing up so fast. I'm gonna miss being a little baby.

[Cameron]

I know. Oh, my God. What if it's a girl?

[Pete]

Oh, dude. Oh, I hope it is. I really hope it's a girl.

[Liv]

I'm gonna get his bottle.

[Cameron]

Malachi, you're gonna be a big brother. Isn't that crazy?

[CJ]

That's so cool.

[Cameron]

Oh, dude.

[Pete]

Dude. Now he looks more mature.

[Cameron]

He immediately just looks older. Perfect timing on coming back.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Dude.

[Pete]

What, though?

[CJ]

Yeah. So.

[Pete]

So YSK continues. We have two hosts. Now we have two. Once we're done, we got two new hosts. Yeah.

[CJ]

Imagine it's two boys. Two brothers.

[Pete]

Oh, wow. Sorry about that. Liv, you're gonna have a boy house.

[Cameron]

So what? Okay, so look, as of right now. God, I'm sweating my still beat.

[Pete]

I'm shaking.

[Cameron]

I'm just like this. As of right now. Yeah. If you. If by the grace of God, God comes to you in a dream, goes Peyton. You get to choose.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Are you picking second boy or girl? I. I think that was him saying. Okay, watch him.

[Pete]

Selfishly. Selfishly, I would love a boy. I would love for y' all to have a boy. Another one. He selfishly another one. But. But I know how bad you want a girl, bro. So I think I want. I'm pushing. I'm team girl. Two times in a row.

[Cameron]

Let's go.

[CJ]

I think I'm team girl.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[CJ]

But I do know statistically, if this next one's a boy, the statistics show you won't have a girl until, like, a fourth one.

[Cameron]

Oh, and we won't have four. No, we're shutting up shop. Not having four. We already said. We said this.

[Pete]

I don't know. Once you have two, it might become easier.

[Cameron]

So we start rolling. So this is what we said. And two at the mark of two kids, if we get a second. So we get another boy, we are trying one more time for that girl.

[CJ]

But I am serious. Look into it. The statistics. Once you've had two of the same, that third one, statistically is like, very high probability of being the same sex as the first two.

[Cameron]

And that's what we said. We said if we get another boy, we're going one more round to just that last ditch effort to try to get a girl have best of both worlds. And then no matter if it is boy or girl, closing shop at three, it's happening, but.

[Pete]

Okay, it's happening. It took. It looks like a little delay. It's happening. Oh, it always happens. It's like you. It's. I process the same information, like, when somebody dies.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

It takes, like, a little bit for me to realize it's true.

[Cameron]

And then.

[Pete]

Holy.

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So the way that we wanted to start trying, probably, we were like, okay, we're gonna start trying in September. Like, Malachi will be, like, 8 months old. And when we had Malachi, it took us, like, a year to get pregnant. So I was like, oh, it's fine. Like, it's gonna take us another year. Like, that's fine. When I tell you guys we tried for one month, and when Cameron. Like, the one day that we did.

[Cameron]

It, I got that.

[CJ]

Good.

[Pete]

Good.

[Cameron]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pete]

Like, it.

[Liv]

It happened that quick. I was not. I was not, like, thinking it or whatever. So the way that it happened, I was like, my stomach always hurts. Like, I always have tummy issues or whatever. And what day was it? Was it. Oh, I was two days late on my period, and I'm never late, but I was like, two days. That's normal. Whatever. And I told Cameron, I was like, hey, when you're at the store, please just get, like, a digital pregnancy test. But little did he know that I already took one at home.

[Cameron]

And it already said pregnant.

[Pete]

So she already knew, and you didn't know?

[Liv]

No, she said I got his reaction and everything.

[Cameron]

I'm still late. I don't know. I just want to be safe. Can you go ahead and get one of the ones that say the words? So I'm thinking, oh, she's about to try. Like, she. And the crazy part was she took us, like, maybe a week before that.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Said not pregnant. So I'm like, all right, here. It's for her. You know, peace of mind. I come back, I just set the groceries on the counter, and she literally turns the corner and goes, how do you feel being a dad the second time and already had one? And I went. I said, no way. I said, take the one that has words.

[Pete]

I don't. You tell.

[Cameron]

Take the one that has the words. I want to see English.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[Liv]

So it. Like, I was shocked myself. Like, the video that I took of myself, because I was like, hey, guys, I'm gonna take a pregnancy test. Like, I doubt this even gonna be it. But I was like, here we go. And when I saw Those two lines. I was like, ain't no way, cuz. Malachi was eight months old that day.

[Pete]

Holy.

[Cameron]

No, it literally was on Sunday.

[Pete]

Yeah, we found out on Sunday.

[Cameron]

Like, Sunday, like three days ago. Sunday.

[Pete]

Holy.

[Liv]

Like, at like, five weeks.

[Cameron]

So I immediately.

[Liv]

I'll be a lot further along.

[Cameron]

I immediately was like, wow. Oh, my God. On Tuesday.

[Pete]

Oh, damn.

[Cameron]

I don't even want to.

[Pete]

It's fine.

[Cameron]

Yeah, well, I'm trying. Yeah, it doesn't matter. But I was immediately just like, bro, I'm about to get him so dirty, he has no idea why, bro, Why?

[Pete]

I. I swear. And this is weird. I was going to tell you, but I was like, I don't know. That's weird. I've been having weird dreams. One of the dreams was that Robbie was in my closet whenever I walked into my bathroom this morning. Like, that was a dream I had, but. But a couple days before that, like, it was just Robbie, like, kind of like just standing in my closet shirtless. I don't know why. Sorry, Robbie. But the second one is I had another dream about me walking into the hospital with a different kid. And I was wearing my Hulk shoes because I wore the toenail shoes the first time. And then whenever we were recording the episode not too long ago, and he brought out the toe slides, I said, oh, that's the ones I saw whenever I met Malachi for the first time. There's just a bunch of kids that's been happening.

[Liv]

It is weird because it kept popping up on my for you page. It was like, 202. 202. It was, like, weird, like, before I even found out I was pregnant, I was like, why is this, like, on my tick tock?

[CJ]

Like, dude, the. The thing for me is, I was like, bro, this looks so bad for me. They're gonna think I doxed it because you making the joke about.

[Cameron]

No.

[Liv]

What's the first thing I said?

[Cameron]

I said, I'm about to go over.

[Liv]

Whoop K. Rob's said, he better have not told pain.

[Cameron]

I got in the car and I called Liv and I said, I'm not even gonna lie to you for, like, two minutes.

[Pete]

I did.

[Cameron]

I care. I've, like, had some slip. I said, CJ matters. Yeah, bro.

[CJ]

And I swear, y'.

[Pete]

All.

[CJ]

Y' all confirm I'd never said, no.

[Pete]

No, bro. Swear to God.

[Cameron]

No, I swear I didn hand. But I was like, bro, I have to have.

[Pete]

You have to have, like, a mole.

[Cameron]

On the inside that, like, can help me talk through this. Cuz I was really trying to, like, make it the best.

[Pete]

Can I keep it?

[CJ]

Yours was so detailed. And our literal idea was to do it that day.

[Cameron]

We said that'd be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, but.

[CJ]

And then you were like, imagine you.

[Cameron]

Pull out a pregnancy.

[Pete]

Yes. D. I was like, soon as you.

[CJ]

Said that, I'm like, oh, they're definitely going to think I said something.

[Pete]

I was like.

[CJ]

I was like. And then literally five minutes later, you made the joke about the kids. I was like, oh, golly. This is not looking good, man.

[Pete]

Well, congratulations, guys.

[Liv]

Thank you.

[Pete]

That's awesome.

[CJ]

Another little Kennedy.

[Pete]

Another Kennedy.

[Cameron]

Another big son of a gun running around.

[Pete]

Wait, that means I lose one of the guest rooms.

[Liv]

Oh, yeah, I know. I've already. I've already.

[Pete]

Don't give that kid my guest room. You're keeping yours.

[Cameron]

It's the green one that'll be getting.

[Liv]

I know. I told Cameron. I was like, well, guess we got to get a bigger house. Got to get a bigger car.

[Cameron]

Yeah, right.

[Liv]

I'm just kidding.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[CJ]

Pretty sufficient.

[Pete]

I get to. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Hell yeah.

[Liv]

You're like, season now.

[Cameron]

So, like, with this kid, like, hold the super.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

We're going to grab this next one. Like, this, man. Come here and just pick them up.

[Pete]

Oh, dude, I. And I can't wait to see Malachi interact.

[Liv]

He'll be, like, eight. Well, I don't care. Like, if they know, like, how far.

[Cameron]

Along him, he'll be, like, 18 months.

[Liv]

Like, one and a half.

[Pete]

Oh, my God.

[CJ]

Can you imagine the lives these kids are gonna have?

[Liv]

Oh, I know. They're just best friends.

[CJ]

Just like. I mean, I'm just thinking they're gonna.

[Pete]

Go to school together.

[CJ]

The amazing family. I think about, like. I think about, like, us, too. I'm nuts about kids. Like, going and doing is so fun. Like, going to the park and. And going to amusement parks and stuff like that. These kids are gonna have it. So good.

[Pete]

So good.

[CJ]

So fun, bro.

[Pete]

Oh, bro.

[CJ]

It's amazing.

[Liv]

And it was like, I'll end it with this, and y' all can go back. When I found out there was still just, like, me and Cameron at the house, and he. Mile Kai was waking up from his nap, and I just went upstairs and, like, just looked at him and was like, hey, you're gonna be a big brother. You know, he has no idea that means right now, and he probably won't.

[Cameron]

Take care of himself, but it was.

[Liv]

Just cool to, like, tell him that, like, hey, bubba. Like, like, you're going to be a big brother.

[Pete]

Oh, poor Ruby. Oh, yeah.

[Cameron]

No, I, I literally told my dad. I said, bro, I might just drop Ruby off one day. Like, I just. Yeah, she might have a better life.

[Pete]

No, my dad called. Ruby.

[Liv]

Yeah, our family knows. I, I, I need to call your mom back, because when she was on.

[Cameron]

The phone, I was like, oh, my God.

[Pete]

Yeah, my parents don't know. No. Oh, dude, they're going to be hype. Yeah, they're going to be jealous.

[CJ]

On a serious note, Ruby might need.

[Pete]

To, she might need a ch's.

[CJ]

Already been getting it.

[Liv]

Like, Malachi will be walking and stuff by then. Like, he'll definitely be able to play with her, like, more.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Cameron]

If it's looking sad, as soon as she starts to get that little gray goatee coming in, I'm gonna just. I'm a, I'm a pack her toys and her food.

[Liv]

You're very sweaty.

[Pete]

Dude. This is, it's like one of those things, like, I don't deal with new, new news very well. It's like, I'm a slow burn. So I'm gonna talk about this for four and a half more hours.

[Liv]

That's fine. We have a dinner planned tonight. Oh.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pete]

Oh, well, it's, it's the. Just know me and Cam didn't plan this. One of those.

[CJ]

I'm sure.

[Liv]

Yeah, they're, they're invited, too.

[Cameron]

Oh, okay.

[CJ]

I don't, I don't.

[Pete]

Anyway, but anyways. Kennedy number two, baby. Kennedy number two.

[CJ]

Three plus one on the way.

[Cameron]

Hey, I'm not gonna. Family of four. Not gonna lie. It's all in God's timing and plan. But leave in the comments. Do you want a boy?

[Pete]

Another boy?

[Cameron]

Or do you want a girl?

[Pete]

Oh, wow. I'm team girl.

[Cameron]

Team girl. Let's, let's do ours. At least the group right here. CJ.

[Pete]

Boy. Boy.

[CJ]

Girl.

[Cameron]

I think girl. CJ's a lone wolf, bro. I just want best of both worlds if I get a second dog. I'm not, I'm not mad.

[Pete]

I'll never be mad at another boy.

[Liv]

We could have twins.

[Pete]

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[Cameron]

Cameron Liver pregnant.

[Pete]

There we go. Good job, bud. You went in there, you did your thing.

[Cameron]

I sure did.

[Pete]

You got out of there and you reproduced.

[Cameron]

And somebody stayed in there.

[Pete]

Somebody stayed in there.

[Cameron]

Getting pretty graphic now.

[Pete]

Now since that was filmed, it has.

[Cameron]

Been probably like five weeks.

[Pete]

Five weeks, right?

[Cameron]

I know. We've been sitting on it.

[Pete]

Someone did. Now it's too much. That's your wife. And that's. I apologize. That's not gonna stay. Unless he wanted to. I don't care. Can it. Cool. It was such a sentimental moment. I just ruined. I'm so sad.

[Cameron]

Can it.

[Pete]

Cool. So you're having another kid.

[Cameron]

How is.

[Pete]

How's the journey been for the past five weeks? Nothing really changed, has it? Or has it?

[Cameron]

No, no, nothing's really changed. I mean, the fact that have known, obviously, like there's some. A few mental changes, just like, oh my God, like having to think about certain things. But in the physical, day to day, nothing's changing because we're chasing around Malachi's little crazy butt every single day.

[Pete]

Eating toenails.

[Cameron]

Eating toenails and climbing stairs and all this.

[Pete]

But can. Can I be honest with you? Let me. Let me put this out there. Selfishly speaking from an uncle's perspective, you know, I love Malachi. Me and Malachi have great FaceTime conversations.

[Cameron]

You always see, you see right here?

[CJ]

That's it.

[Pete]

He'll FaceTime. Malka will grab the phone like a grown ass man. What are you. What? We talked about this on the TMT that just released today over on the Patreon. We, we had a four. Next week we talk about it. Next week's TMT. One of the TMTs. We have a full Q A about cams and fatherhood next month and stuff like that.

[Cameron]

Quality club, you know.

[Pete]

But you gotta tell. How are you feeling? What are you. What are you going through right now.

[Cameron]

To be real, to be honest, and this almost sounds sad, but I have caught myself two times now forgetting that we were even pregnant. Now, that sounds crazy, but when you hear. When you hear it. No. Like, when you hear what I'm saying behind it.

[Pete]

No.

[Cameron]

You can make a joke. That's fine. But I'm saying it's. It is. It truly is such a different vibe from the first time around because every. Like, people don't realize this every waking minute of every single day. Like, we are having to watch Malachi.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

And having to provide for. He can't talk. He can't walk.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

He can't. Like, you have to do everything for.

[Pete]

Him, so it's an inconvenience.

[Cameron]

I go, he's really putting a cramp in my game. Like, he's. He's pissing on my style. No, but it is. First kid. You're doing regular life.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Knowing that you're growing a baby on the inside, it's almost like that ultimate distraction. Like, you can't sit and think about it because you are. You are already constantly chasing this baby around. And Live has said the same thing. And she. She's opened up and, like, talked about how it's kind of a struggle for her because she thinks, like, she feels a lot different because the only experience she has to compare it to the first pregnancy. It's not the same.

[Pete]

Right.

[Cameron]

And I'm like, well, babe, you're like, we have a baby right now. It's kind of hard to constantly be thinking about the baby you're growing when we're taking care of this one 24 7.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

So it is a. It's a big. It's a big difference. But the amount of stress and anxiety that's gone comparative to the first time is. It's wild. Like, I'm literally like this. All right, bring it on. Like, it. I'm have bags of my eyes again. I'm gonna be tired. Yeah, whatever. But it's all worth it.

[Pete]

It's like, oh, we're gonna get a. We're gonna get an air of no haircut Cam again.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

O.

[Cameron]

Going to get Millie Bobby Brown with a saggy face.

[Pete]

At least we'll be in a new studio.

[Cameron]

Oh, I might pick up cigarettes.

[Pete]

Oh.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah, you are.

[Pete]

Yeah, you are.

[Cameron]

It's like 4am I'm wide awake, sitting there, rocking a baby. I go out and just sit on my porch. I'm just like.

[Pete]

Now. Have we. So we don't know. We don't know gender yet.

[Cameron]

Not yet.

[Pete]

We're gonna have a whole episode on gender.

[Cameron]

We're gonna have a whole episode. We're gonna have a whole reveal A. Unfortunately, y' all will not be invited, but you can be there. And.

[Pete]

Well, we are going to be live streaming it on Koala Road.

[Cameron]

No, you won't. No, you won't.

[Pete]

Wait till I have a kid. Y' all will get this. There will be cameras everywhere. I am profiting off that kid. We are selling new right now, actually. Announcement. We have we're pregnant merch available right now. Link in the Jesse some text. No, we're not, unfortunately, selling any merch.

[Cameron]

We're not.

[Pete]

Not.

[Cameron]

Not yet.

[Pete]

First birthday. We might.

[Cameron]

We'll sell with. I go, well, that'll be Now. That'll be a fun party. That'll be a fun party.

[Pete]

No, like, because we get the merch.

[Cameron]

Maybe.

[Pete]

Cool.

[Cameron]

Just his face. It's literally just Malachi one.

[Pete]

Yeah, that'd be really cute. That'd be so fun. It's like a Travis Scott shirt.

[Cameron]

Yeah, it's like I put some, like, Easter eggs in the back.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

Okay. I'm actually starting to like that. Yes, Max is starting to like it.

[Pete]

But, I mean, no profits go to him or his college.

[Cameron]

Oh, yeah. No, it's all he gets.

[Pete]

Absolutely nothing. It's.

[Cameron]

It's for us anyway.

[Pete]

But you don't know if you're having a boy or girl yet.

[Cameron]

No clue. Not yet.

[Pete]

Have we thought about. You don't have to say it out loud. Have we thought about names if it's a girl or names if it's a boy? Do we. Are we locked in?

[Cameron]

I won't say it out loud. Girl name is 100% locked.

[Pete]

Yes, we knew. I knew that change.

[Cameron]

You know, it we. Hell, I might have said it on, like, a koala. Like an extendo. A koala royalty or something. Go check the Patreon. I don't know, but that is locked. And it's been locked since the first kid. We still love that. And now the boy. It's surprising because we have no clue.

[Pete]

Can I give suggestions?

[Cameron]

I will gladly take suggestions.

[Pete]

Anubis.

[Cameron]

Now. Now you're speaking to someone that would appreciate that on high degrees.

[Pete]

Yes.

[Cameron]

I cannot name my son Anubis.

[Pete]

Why?

[Cameron]

I cannot. It is 2020. It's gonna be 2026.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. I just said son. Who said son?

[Pete]

But that's what the name I was getting for.

[Cameron]

Yeah, I go. I'm stupid. No, no, if it's a boy, I cannot name him Anubis.

[Pete]

Second name.

[Cameron]

Yes.

[Pete]

Maximus.

[Cameron]

I already named the dog that.

[Pete]

No, you named the dog Max.

[Cameron]

No, I named the dog Maximus.

[Pete]

Well, you gave him away, so it doesn't count.

[Cameron]

I go, he's not in my possession. Maximus is fire.

[Pete]

Maximus. Maximus Kennedy.

[Cameron]

Maximus, Kennedy.

[Pete]

Maximus.

[Cameron]

I mean, that holds. That holds power.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Cameron]

You're supposed to rule over something with the name of Maximus.

[Pete]

Now, third name. I tried this on the first kid. How do we feel about Peyton?

[Cameron]

Should be a hard pass. Nothing tragic happens to you. And that's up if you really want the name to happen. I go, hey. He goes, something's gotta make something. I don't know what to tell you. Who's got a pool?

[Pete]

I can't swim.

[Cameron]

I can't.

[Pete]

Swimming. No.

[Cameron]

Kate.

[Pete]

Cam, as your best friend, right? No. As your best friend and somebody who has really, positively impacted your life, you.

[Cameron]

Literally just said, you cannot love this kid as much the first one.

[Pete]

That could change. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Cameron]

Okay. Tragic event only way.

[Pete]

No, that's.

[Cameron]

That's wrong.

[Pete]

You shouldn't give me my flowers till I'm gone. Give me my flowers while I'm alive.

[Cameron]

I give you your flowers while you're alive. You're not going to be the namesake of my child.

[Pete]

Why do you respect me as a man?

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Have I accomplished a lot as a man?

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Would you want your son, your future son, to strive to have a life like Peyton Harden did?

[Cameron]

Yeah. Take out a couple things. I go definitely pick and pull a couple things out.

[Pete]

Wait, so, wait. So. So.

[Cameron]

So.

[Pete]

Because I would name. If I had a son, you would.

[Cameron]

Not name your kid Cameron.

[Pete]

The fourth one.

[Cameron]

Exactly.

[Pete]

Once I stop giving.

[Cameron]

Exactly. We're just like, golly, another pack right off. Go name what you want.

[Pete]

No, but first. My first is going to be Peyton Jr. Right? P.J. right? Psh. 9.

[Cameron]

So let's say you had a second kid immediately. You're gonna name him Cam.

[Pete]

If you.

[Cameron]

Cameron.

[Pete]

No, you're not. If you came up to me behind closed doors like I have. Pierce. I wouldn't even name my dog Pierce.

[Cameron]

That's so bad, dude. Oh, I love you, Pierce.

[Pete]

I love you, Pierce. But not that much, right? Yeah, but. Okay, so if I. If you. If you came to me behind closed doors, like I've come to you.

[Cameron]

Yeah. And you have come to me with mics and mics and lights and cameras. Not behind closed doors.

[Pete]

I definitely. We in the airport with your wife in Voldemort. We have talked about naming your future son potentially Peyton.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Pete]

And I think you want it, but Your wife does it, and that's why you don't.

[Cameron]

No.

[Pete]

If Liv didn't care, would you name your kid Peyton?

[Cameron]

No. Because.

[Pete]

What the.

[Cameron]

Because that's a. It's. To me, like, it's not a bad name. Obviously, it's a good name, and it'd be for good reason, but it's. It's almost like. I don't know, it's like a weird thing that I only feel the need. Like, I want him to be his own.

[Pete]

He is.

[Cameron]

Or not. Inspired. Unless there's, like, a legacy that was let. Like. Like, what am I?

[Pete]

Like, why? I didn't leave a legacy.

[Cameron]

No, but you didn't leave anything. Like, you still have. Like, you're still here. That's what I'm saying. If you left, if you're gone. Right then I can even pay. You know what I'm saying? No, like, why? Like, okay, your friend has a cool. I don't mean you go buy a puppy and you give him the same name because you want him to be cool, too.

[Pete]

But I don't. I don't even get to appreciate. Say something happens to me and you name your kid. I don't even get to appreciate that. Like, I will never be like, oh, thanks, Cam. So it doesn't even matter at that point. I want it while I'm here.

[Cameron]

It doesn't matter to you. That's the rest.

[Pete]

So what?

[Cameron]

Okay. You're already in paradise, hopefully.

[Pete]

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

[Cameron]

I'm kidding. You're either in paradise or you're sweating.

[Pete]

No, but it does make me look at you different. No. And I'm not. No. No podcasting. That's up.

[Cameron]

That is not.

[Pete]

Like, no microphones. No cameras. I'll turn this off. Right. That's up.

[Cameron]

That's not.

[Pete]

You don't even consider it.

[Cameron]

You're not gonna name your son Cameron?

[Pete]

If you asked me to and you really wanted it. Yeah. I'd smell with a K, though. No, different. You can smell Peyton different. With a P, E, I, G, T.

[Cameron]

H, T, O, N. Oh, my God. It's like a nasty white girl. Nasty white girl spell. No, I would never ever. I would never, ever spell pain like that. But I think it's a weird thing with me. I don't want him to be named after someone that's like. Like you literally.

[Pete]

Your. Your son's name, middle name right now is Tony. Is it?

[Cameron]

What's your son's. It's. It's Anthony. It's not Tony. It's Anthony. And that's to pay homage to Liv's father, who's still alive, who also will be gone. So will I. I mean. Yeah, you are gonna die pretty quick. I'm just kidding.

[Pete]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Cameron]

I'm kidding.

[Pete]

So. So I just. I just. I just.

[Cameron]

That's Liv's father. He literally has Tony's blood in him.

[Pete]

Not a lot.

[Cameron]

Clearly not a lot. I mean, I'm talking a drop.

[Pete]

How many times you call me daddy?

[Cameron]

What?

[Pete]

How many times have you called me daddy?

[Cameron]

Have I called you daddy? Probably way too many more than I should have.

[Pete]

So. So in some sense, I'm his father too.

[Cameron]

No, no, it. That works. You'd be his grandpa. That's how lineage works. If you're my daddy, then you're his grandpa.

[Pete]

Yeah. Grandpappy.

[Cameron]

Yeah. You call him grandpappy?

[Pete]

I have to.

[Cameron]

Anthony.

[Pete]

Kidding. What about middle name?

[Cameron]

See, that's more realistic.

[Pete]

So you would. Okay, so there's still a chance you can name your son.

[Cameron]

It has nothing to do with you and me not loving you. It's the fact that he is just. It's like.

[Pete]

And Payne's a bisexual name. Not a pain is a bisexual thing.

[Cameron]

I think that actually is the.

[Pete]

No, it's a. It's a trice. No, no, no.

[Cameron]

Not try. I don't know what that is. Unisex. Unisex. I don't know what the.

[Pete]

A trisexual sexual is. Right. I tried everything.

[Cameron]

He said. Hell, I even tried. I just couldn't get myself there.

[Pete]

No.

[Cameron]

Okay.

[Pete]

Peyton is a bisexual name.

[CJ]

Middle name.

[Cameron]

We can. We can get. We can make some ground.

[Pete]

Okay, so there's a. So you're saying there's not a zero percent chance.

[Cameron]

No, there's not a zero percent.

[Pete]

And I.1% chance that I could have the middle name.

[Cameron]

No, there's chances.

[Pete]

What percent chance?

[Cameron]

Can I have his middle answer that now?

[Pete]

Just give me one.

[Cameron]

Listen, listen. You can answer these because you have no idea when you're going to have a kid. This happening now. I can't be like, oh, dude, 50. 50 coin tip. Will she at the room? I can't say that. My wife's not even here. There is. I'm saying, man to man. It is not zero middle names.

[Pete]

Fire.

[Cameron]

Middle name's Fire. I don't want him to have the first. I don't want him to have the first name. It's not even just because you. I would not let us name him after my dad. My actual brother. My. Her dad. Like first name.

[Pete]

So.

[Cameron]

But middle names are cool, because that's, like, the legacy namesake. It's middle. It means something. It's meaningful, and it fits. First name. Be your own person.

[Pete]

All right?

[Cameron]

The only way he's gonna get the name of someone else is me, and that's if he's junior, and he can't be anymore because he's the same.

[Pete]

Second, don't ask me for.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. Get your. Oh, I almost said something crazy. I was like, get your bisexual panties out of a punch.

[Pete]

That's fine.

[Cameron]

I go, oh, no.

[Pete]

I have. All right, let's get out of here, guys. And you know what? You know what's even crazier? We'll get out of here. You know what's even crazier? You know what's even crazier? There's. You should know. Podcast fans right now. Thank you for actually loving me. Thank you. That have named their children after me. There's YSK kids that have said. There's YSK fans that have named kids Payton because of me.

[Cameron]

That's fine.

[Pete]

And they've only known me for five years. You've known me for a decade.

[Cameron]

That's fine. That's amazing. That's great. Okay. Have a daughter named Olivia.

[Pete]

Different relationship. Different relationship.

[Cameron]

I. I think it's another thing. I think it might be. I. I would.

[Pete]

You've literally bathed me before. You have bathed me before me in a. In a shower in Arkansas because I was drunk. You remember that? You carried me. You carried me and bathed me, and you had to kick people out there trying to kill Pete. You remember that? And that means nothing to you.

[Cameron]

You clogged sick with your vomit.

[Pete]

Dude. That was. That was.

[Cameron]

Dude. And then he's. He is. You want to talk about.

[Pete]

Oh, my God. Now it's your fault we're talking on Patreon. Get out of here.

[Cameron]

My God.

[Pete]

He was letting people in. Because that's what I want to talk about. That's what I was getting, like, a little.

[Cameron]

You want to talk about pride?

[Pete]

I was first getting a little famous, so people were like, oh, it's a podcast dude in there. And he was literally like, $5. You can come and look at him throw up in the sink.

[Cameron]

I never said. You were already on the bed.

[Pete]

Calvin Allen was like this. Go get a root canal. All right, let's go. We needed a root canal. All right, guys, remember, give him a secret code. Congratulations again to Cam and live.

[Cameron]

Thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Oh, there's. It's not. It's not a zero percent. It's not zero percent on the middle name.

[Pete]

That's so crazy.

[Cameron]

But I would never. I would never ask. That's the difference. I would never ask you to name your son.

[Pete]

You don't care enough. Oh, my God.

[Cameron]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I would never ask you to.

[Pete]

I would never.

[Cameron]

Those two amazing slaps. All right, confuse the casuals, get your good karma and leave some great wishes and. And. And.

[Pete]

And. Why?

[Cameron]

Guys, beautiful, warm words and prayers and whatever you want to say. Some more words to live in the baby in the comments below, but secret code for this week.

[Pete]

Bcs probably every week he has to come with it and we don't know it. So now what? What is it?

[Cameron]

BCS baby coming soon. I was gonna go, like Kent, like Baby Kennedy 2.

[Pete]

Yeah, I like that one better. Mute up.

[Cameron]

I go calm. BCS baby coming.

[Pete]

I like the other one soon.

[Cameron]

B. BKT baby Kennedy two.

[Pete]

Yeah, I like that.

[Cameron]

Or do you want BK2O. BK2 final. Final edition. BK2. Baby Kennedy two. Leave it everywhere. This is a beautiful moment. Thank you for coming right here to the one and only you should know podcast and enjoying it with us. We love each and every single one of you. Go ahead and check out that koala club first link in the description below.

[Pete]

Honestly, if you don't name your second kid, at least a little bit of Peyton or Steven or Harden somewhere in there, or even Stefan. Or Stefan. Whichever one you prefer.

[Cameron]

Too black for my kid.

[Pete]

That was crazy. I'm saying, for my kid, that was crazy.

[Cameron]

Olivia said she wanted to name him Xavier, and I went, you're kidding.

[Pete]

Yeah, imagine. Kind of cute, but that's not.

[Cameron]

I go, malachi looks like his name's Lyle. We're gonna name the other one Xavier.

[Pete]

No, no. It's not because your baby looks white. It's because I've never met an Xavier that I liked.

[Cameron]

That's true, too.

[Pete]

Every Xavier I've met I don't like.

[Cameron]

So you don't think there's a. You don't think there's a threshold of two white fight for names?

[Pete]

I think Malachi would be a sick looking Tyrese.

[Cameron]

You think we can name Quentin?

[Pete]

Yes, that'd be sick.

[Cameron]

You're lying through. Oh, you're like, I think that'd be sick.

[Pete]

But anyway, anyway, anyway. How about this? You want me to have a kid, right? One day?

[Cameron]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Kid's never gonna meet you if you don't name him. All right, remember, one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time.

[Cameron]

I'm never gonna meet him. No. He said that? Yeah. Goodbye.