THE PULL OUT GAME! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast

Episode 184 – "THE PULL OUT GAME!"
September 29, 2025 | Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy

Overview

This high-energy episode of the You Should Know Podcast brings Peyton and Cam together for a laugh-packed hour featuring their signature friendly roast battles, confessions, and absurd game segments. The show oscillates between discussions on self-image, hilarious encounters with strangers, sports fandom, bathroom stories, and a viral TikTok-inspired "pull out game" where they present bizarre, personal items live on the show. Listeners are treated to the duo’s unique chemistry, filled with playful insults, banter, genuine moments of vulnerability, and off-the-wall humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Self-Image, Hairlines, and Brutal Honesty

• Peyton and Cam kick off discussing their appearance, haircuts, and self-esteem.
  • Peyton jokes he’s at his “worst version” and “starting to look like melted candle wax.” (10:01)
  • Cam calls himself “slightly above average” (7.5/10), teasing “I am a Helen Keller 12.” (09:08)
• Cam’s pride in his “undefeated Slavic hairline” leads to playful mockery about Peyton’s receding past.
• Their families’ roles in enabling (or not) their body images and weight loss journeys.
  • Peyton: “I’m almost 30, Mom. If there was a world war, I am eligible to be drafted.” (11:10)

2. Weight Loss Struggles & "Wacky Pack" Embarrassments

• Calorie-counting and dieting mishaps, such as Cam ordering Sonic’s kids meal, the “Wacky Pack,” as a grown man.
• Cam describes negotiating the kids’ toy at the drive-thru: “I don’t really need a toy, bro” (14:11)
• Both unpack humor and shame in trying to improve their health.

3. Getting Hit On in Public (Mall Story)

• Peyton shares an awkward encounter at the mall where an attractive woman, possibly filming with Ray-Ban Meta glasses, hits on him with a pickup line: “I wasn’t looking for physical directions, I was looking for directions to your heart.” (21:02)
• Peyton's panicked, clumsy rejection and anxiety that he’ll end up as a viral video: “She goes, yeah, seems like all the attractive ones have girlfriends.” (22:48)
• Twist: Peyton sees her later with a towering NFL-type man, then again giving her number to another group, leading to Cam’s classic roast:
  • “She wanted anything in the world with a…” (26:07)
• Central theme: fleeting affirmation, jealousy, and humorous self-doubt.

4. Sports Fandom and Competitive Madness

• Cam admits to being an unhinged Cowboys fan, scaring his own child with his rage watching games:
  • “I literally caught myself turning around looking at my son with a face of fear in his eyes.” (30:53)
• Peyton diagnoses Cam’s issues as “You lost your purpose after you stopped playing competitive sports.” (32:29)
• Deep-dive into competitiveness beyond sports, even in daily life and car comparisons.

5. “The Pull Out Game” Viral TikTok Game

[Starts ~48:00]

• Inspiration: The TikTok trend where participants bring random items from home to try to make each other laugh (while holding water in their mouths).
• The hosts and their producer, Robbie, each reveal three items in turn, trying to outdo and out-weird one another.
  • Cam’s bag: baby bottle cleaner, Larry Bird memorial plate, his degree (with a bonus “toot flute” for baby constipation).
  • Peyton’s bag: Vintage Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish, High School Musical “purse” (with $200 of Vegas casino chips and chopsticks), and his preserved childhood pet turtle shell (“Jaws”).
  • Robbie steals the show: brings Peyton’s own belongings, including a lunchbox and championship belt, plus a Yu-Gi-Oh! card deck. (69:38)
• The segment is loaded with banter about the weirdness of their homes, Peyton being a “freak” for keeping his turtle’s shell, and Cam being “fun-deprived.”

6. Worst Commercial Ever: Honesty PSA

[Starts ~37:40]

• Cam and Peyton recall a notorious public service announcement about honesty in sports (“Coach, I touched the ball before it went out”).
• They roast the premise, arguing no real coach or team would ever reward confessing in a championship game.
  • Cam: “Your teammates would probably physically punch you in that huddle…” (42:47)
• Reflection on the value (or excess) of honesty using childhood anecdotes.

7. Bathroom Stories: The Legacy Continues

[76:28 onward]

• Cam delivers a signature “poop story” about a Mexican restaurant bathroom encounter, complete with sound effects and embarrassment.
  • “I let go with a push and…it sounded like a Semtex went off in a soup kitchen.” (84:22)
  • The other man in the bathroom: “Man, what the…” (after Cam’s explosive noise).
• Peyton and Cam compare worst public bathroom moments, leading to giggles and mutual disgust.
• Peyton teases even wilder stories—"bathroom Ted Bundy” and “moaning guy”—reserved for Patreon.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On attractiveness and honesty:
  “If we were to describe you, it’d be straight positivity. I go, he’s tall, dark, little chunk of caramel chocolate.” - Cam (10:15)

• On getting hit on:
  “I wasn’t really looking for physical directions. I was looking for directions to your heart.” - Woman at the mall, re-told by Peyton (21:02)
  “I saw her knees buckle. She got two inches shorter.” - Peyton (22:29)

• On competitive drive:
  “After you stopped playing competitive sports, you lost your purpose.” - Peyton to Cam (32:29)

• On the TikTok “Pull Out Game”:
  “Sometimes I like to put my finger in his mouth...” - Peyton on Big Mouth Billy Bass (53:04)
  “You have a dead turtle in a Louis duffel.” - Cam (72:36)

• On the infamous commercial:
  “That is literally the worst commercial of all time…no real coach or team would ever reward that.” - Peyton (42:47)

• Bathroom story gold:
  “[My fart] sounded like a Semtex went off in a soup kitchen.” - Cam (84:22)
  “You might be the bathroom Ted Bundy.” - Peyton (86:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [04:26] Studio banter: “Did you get a haircut?”
• [09:08] Cam self-rates a 7.5, “Helen Keller 12”
• [12:45] Calorie counting and “Wacky Pack” meal shame
• [18:47] Peyton’s mall encounter and pickup line
• [32:29] Cam’s sports rage, “loss of purpose”
• [48:18] “Pull Out Game” segment begins
• [53:04] Peyton reveals Big Mouth Billy Bass
• [59:00] Peyton presents the preserved turtle shell
• [69:38] Robbie’s surprise entry—stealing Peyton’s items
• [37:40] Discussion on the “honesty commercial”
• [76:28] Bathroom stories and “poopy talk”
• [84:22] Climax of Cam’s explosive bathroom story

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Segment Breakdown

Welcome & Live Show Announcements ([01:00–04:26])

• Patreon live show, Koala Club discount, hype for special content.

Self-Deprecation and Family Truths ([04:26–12:45])

• Jokes about appearances, barbers, weight, and growing older.

Awkward Public Encounters ([18:47–27:29])

• Mall pickup story, the psychological aftermath, and playful jealousy.

Viral Challenge: Pull Out Game ([48:18–1:08:00])

• Series of unexpected, comically personal items from each host, including a singing bass, Larry Bird plate, baby cleaning equipment, High School Musical purse, and a real turtle shell.

Roast of a Legendary PSA ([37:40–45:54])

• “Coach, I touched the ball commercial.”
• Dismantling the logic and impact of the ad.

Bathroom & Bodily Function Stories ([76:28–87:53])

• Classic You Should Know gross-out humor with storytelling and self-mockery.

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Final Thoughts

The episode is a showcase for Peyton and Cam’s improvisational chemistry—swerving from bits that toe the edge of TMI, to sly commentary on masculinity, nostalgia, and self-esteem. Though their humor is irreverent and occasionally raunchy, vulnerability peeks through, especially around issues of self-image and the bizarre desire for outside validation. The viral game segment stands out as one of the funniest, while the sports honesty PSA discussion and bathroom tales fill the episode with quotable moments.

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For New Listeners

If you want to laugh, cringe, and hear guys push past conventional “dude humor” into deeply weird and personal territory, this episode is a perfect entry point to the YSK universe. Their Patreon is openly plugged if you want even more wild stories or their live show.

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Secret code from this week: "Jaws Skeleton Turtle" (89:59)
Closing message: “We love you. Remember, get your good karma. Confuse the casuals.”

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[B]

Wow.

[A]

Those audio listeners. You didn't see that but K Rob's clappers went crazy and I'm not talking about his back end. Go Payta, go payta. Go beta. Go beta. Co host Cam's back in the studio.

[B]

Waiter, back in the studio. Did you get a haircut? I did get a haircut.

[A]

It's always refreshing.

[B]

It, it really is. Really look not like good without a haircut.

[A]

No, it's.

[B]

And that is just, that's just honest truth.

[A]

Honestly. It's like refreshing to see like you like cuz whenever you don't have a haircut, I'm like, I don't even know if I want to be around him too much.

[B]

Check his history. Definitely lock your car if he walks by.

[A]

And I'm like. And I go, maybe having a child is not the right thing to do when you don't have a haircut. But then whenever you get this haircut it's like, oh, there we go. There's an average looking white man.

[B]

There is a soul in that body. An average looking white man. No, no. Now you know, I am past average. Not due to looks. I might be ugly to some. I am past average due to one thing, one thing only. Not height, personality, not personality. That definitely ascends me into the great money. Definitely not that either. Not talking about that. My hairline for a soul that comes from the Slavic region is undefeated.

[A]

It's so good.

[B]

It is undefeated.

[A]

It's really good.

[B]

And that is the only time I really pop my own stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But yeah, no, it's straight as an arrow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know where I got it from because no one at my mom. Never mind.

[A]

Your mom's got it. Your mom's cook chopped on the hairline's.

[B]

Got a little hook going on. Widows.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Isn't widow's peak. Isn't that a sign of Satan? What? I didn't know that. No.

[B]

If you're saying if someone has a widow's peak, yeah, they're safe.

[A]

I know. I'm pretty sure. Cuz I had a widow's peak when I was growing up.

[B]

So, you know, that's.

[A]

And I think they were like telling me something. I think they were trying to bully me. I'm not quite sure.

[B]

The fact that you think growing up your hairline was a widow's peak that receded very deep.

[A]

No, no, it doesn't recede. It was like I had a normal hairline, but then the point just had like a little airplane at the tip of it. Like it was like a little triangle like right there in the middle of my forehead. Yeah, I had that for a long time. I don't know what happened to it.

[B]

I was about to say, how does one get rid of that?

[A]

Oh, I think straight. Oh, straight stress. I'm currently making myself bald one because I always wear a hat for no reason.

[B]

Yeah, you do.

[A]

And then I am. I'm so stressed out and like not only are years coming off my life, hair is coming off my head.

[B]

We are okay now, now koala family and regular white. You should know family. Yeah, we are, we are working on. On one and two. We're trying to work on the not wearing a hat every day. Yeah, we've been trying to work on slow little jazz.

[A]

Well, one of my barbers is inconsistent. He's having a second kid, so he's fired. Definitely in the second one. He's just far. And he got in a car wreck and so he won't drive to my house anymore. So I'm honestly just waiting on things to clear up in the schedule and then we're going to get back to normal.

[B]

That is crazy that because this man is expanding his family and this man got in a very bad car. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That you are just not going to get your haircut and you're going to.

[A]

Put a hat on. Yeah.

[B]

Unreal. Like find that we are in Dallas. There's millions of people here.

[A]

Right.

[B]

There's at least 12 other options in that very shop. And you're just like, no one's touching my head.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

It's really weird. Okay, but you brought this up. You talked highly about yourself, which is surprising. I wish I had that confidence. I'd be a billionaire. Dude, you're.

[B]

You're progression. You've always been very. You have like a nice just popping jab. Like a little snapping jab. Your is lightning quick.

[A]

Yeah, my jab can make you fall asleep.

[B]

Your quick wittedness has gone above and beyond.

[A]

Okay. But since you're delusional.

[B]

What?

[A]

Honestly, let's be frank here. I'll give an answer to. Okay, 1 through 10. I think I've asked you this before, but life's gone on and you should be more realistic.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What would you rate yourself? Looks wise. One through ten.

[B]

Looks wise.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Just someone that does not know me.

[A]

No straight optics. We see Cam walk into a bar. A big ginger. Big hip walking into a bar.

[B]

A big hip. Ginger. Ginger is walking into a bar. So it's like a start of a bad joke. I would say I optically not hearing my voice. Nothing. Yeah, optically I believe, and I think it's all right to believe that I am of three. No, I'm. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[A]

I'm kidding.

[B]

Some beauty's an eye the beholder. I would unbiasedly put myself slightly above average and I'd. I'd park me at about a 7. 5. Yeah, that's right.

[A]

Part you're a Helen Keller 10. Let me say that.

[B]

I mean that's so up and it's so true, dog.

[A]

If I had. Oh, put that camera.

[B]

Oh, dude. If I. I am a Helen Keller 12.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I got. God, I have a nice soft heart. I will take care of you. Hell, I mean.

[A]

Oh, that's why you spend so much time in the nursing homes. Like, they're like, you're so beautiful, honey.

[B]

Wow, honey, you're so beautiful.

[A]

Is a confidence booster.

[B]

It's the only place I give my ego stroke.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Around a nursing home. People that can't see me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, same question. Optically, what are you straight optics. No personality. No. No little weird quirks.

[A]

I honestly think I'm the worst version of myself right now, optically. Honestly. Dude, did you just shake your head? Cj. CJ just went like this.

[B]

Yeah, pretty much. But why do you think that's not True.

[A]

Honestly, I'm starting to look like melted candle wax. No, like, it looks like my face is like every day. Every day my face sinks. You know what I mean?

[B]

That's not true. You have a bruised ego. Mirror. You look in the mirror and you just see the negatives. If we were to describe you, it'd be straight positivity. I go, he's tall, dark, little nice little chunk of caramel chocolate.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Nice. He's big boned. You know, he's got cool clothes and he's probably gonna SM great. Yeah, he's a great looking guy. You're like, I'm drooping. I'm a melted candle. My hair's receding.

[A]

Yeah, but the thing is. Why? The thing is, I don't like is my family, bro. Like, I try to.

[B]

That's brutal honesty.

[A]

No, no, but it's not. My mom is not honest with me. She's one of those moms that will lie to me and I don't. I don't appreciate. I'm almost 30. I know me better than like, I know me.

[B]

I'm not a little boy, right? And she.

[A]

I was like, I was telling her because I'm in this weight loss journey, right? And I was like, I was like, mom, like, I'm. I'm thick, bro. She was like, oh, it's just baby weight. I'm almost 30, Mom.

[B]

If there was a world war, I am eligible to be drafted. Like, I am a man. A man.

[A]

Baby weight at 26 years old.

[B]

26 is a that. I feel like that can only come from a mom. That is the epitome of a motherly life.

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[B]

You brought up calorie counting. Do you know? Because I now I am. You went cold turkey straight to it.

[A]

Yes, I started.

[B]

I did four days strong slipped at the weekend. My hardest thing right now is weekends with family and like that. But try it again. This past week I went Monday through Thursday. Solid. Do you know how embarrassing it is as a 27 year old man to drive through a Sonic and order a Wacky Pack?

[A]

A what now? That might be a racial slur.

[B]

No, it's not a Wacky Pack.

[A]

I'm saying it.

[B]

That's not a racial slur.

[A]

Oh my God. There's a Twitter hashtag camps canceled.

[B]

That's not a no, you are blowing this up for a Wacky Pack. Stop saying that is the kids meal. That's no different than a happy meal. Sonic's is called a Wacky pack. A kid's meal at Sonic is called a Wacky Pack.

[A]

Okay, so how do you order?

[B]

Going through Sonic, I literally drove up, they said, hey, what can I get you? I said, let me get the chicken tender Wacky pack. And I as a 27 year old grown man, I had to order a chicken tender Wacky pack.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because that's the only thing on the menu that sufficed my caloric allowance.

[A]

I imagine them like roller skating up to your window and they're like, oh, there's going to be a kid I get to say hi to. And like they're waiting to give a toy is just big camp.

[B]

Oh yeah. They see a sweaty guy in a, in a rental Malibu and I'm like this like, give me it. Give me the wife. The fat dude they asked, do I want a boy or girl toy?

[A]

What'd you say?

[B]

I am a 27 year old man. I literally said. I said, I, I don't really need a toy, man. And it was a guy too. I don't, I don't really need a toy, bro. Oh, like what does the kid want? No, I just, I don't, I don't need the Toy in the pack. I don't need. I just. Give me the Wacky Pack.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

It's. It's a. It's polished.

[A]

It comes with the meal.

[B]

I said surprised me then, bro, just get. I don't care. Just put whatever toy you want in there.

[A]

Was it a good toy?

[B]

It was a boy toy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Gave it to Malachi. My son didn't even like it. So it's like, sonic, your toys suck. Let's just start there. But it is. It was. It was honestly a hit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Having to order a Wacky Pack. Yeah, that is. And I don't know, like, it makes me think about this journey, man.

[A]

No, it's honestly so hard.

[B]

It is out of this world.

[A]

Yeah. It's all my big bone, people. I get why you're that way. No, And I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I appreciate everybody. I'm. I'm with you. I'm just on the other. Like, I'm. I'm close to. No, I'm on the way of exiting Biggins.

[B]

I get it now. Like, what?

[A]

No, look, I'm not. I like big people.

[B]

No. Yeah. Dude, you're. You're dicking. You're. No. Hey, hey. Just drop the shovel.

[A]

No, I'm in the same group as you.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm. I'm in my. In my chart, they said I was overweight, so I'm in thing.

[B]

You just called them overweight.

[A]

You are. I mean, that's another problem. I am too. Okay. But I'm. I'm close to getting out, but I'm in there with you. Like, I've. We're all in prison together, right? We're all in prison. I only had a two month sentence. You're in there for life.

[B]

You got convicted like K. Rob of a petty crime. You're going for three months now.

[A]

Why K. Rob?

[B]

Because he's literally facing. He's facing a federal sentence right now.

[A]

That's not true. Tara's going to jail for 90 days.

[B]

No, I'm sorry, bubba.

[A]

I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. It's a comedy podcast. It's gonna. That's gonna get clipped. Whatever.

[B]

Yeah, but it sucks ordering a Wacky Pack because it's a 27 year old.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's not for my kid. I don't care about the toy. And it was two chickens.

[A]

I hate to go back. I hate to go back.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But another reason why I think I'm unattractive is Because I. I'm used to, like, whenever I was young and hot, like, I would be walking in public and I could tell people looking at me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like. Like always a good feeling.

[A]

Always. Like, I'd get the looks up and down. I would get the, like the little tap. Look at this guy. Like, I felt like, Marlon. Right. I felt like, like, you know what I mean? I've never looked that good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can I say something about Marlon?

[B]

Let's just talk about hottest guy I've ever seen.

[A]

Like, literally the hottest guy on earth. If you don't know who. Marlon. He's a twitch streamer. I would lick ice cream off his chest.

[B]

Now we're going to a place that I'm not going to go with.

[A]

Like, imagine like a little bit of fondue. Like a fondue found at Golden Corral, the bottom of its marlin. We're definitely gonna run into him in public.

[B]

Yeah. No, that's. It's. It's kind of weird that you just set that precedent. Like, you're gonna see him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Through Internet. Might say, you said you wanted to lick my chest.

[A]

No, I didn't say I want to. I would, though. Like, I'm saying, like, I would understand. I understand the appeal.

[B]

Oh. Like, if it came down to it.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, someone's like, hey, you gotta do that right now. You have no problem.

[A]

Yeah. No. This is how it go ask me to do it.

[B]

Hey, you gotta do you want to lick fondue off my chest? I'm Marlon.

[A]

No.

[B]

You sure?

[A]

Yeah, I want to. That's all it is. That's all it is.

[B]

It takes one more. I literally just said, you sure? You go, yeah, come on.

[A]

That's all it takes.

[B]

Oh, especially, especially. Cause you're looking at me and you said at the second one, I guarantee you staring at the man that you're willing to lick.

[A]

My pants are off. Have we seen Marlin? Oh, I'm confident in myself.

[B]

Hey, you know. Okay, so you know those accounts. Oh, I know. I know. My score would be low, too. There's accounts on Tick Tock that their whole thing. They're like graphic designers. They have a software whatever. And there's basically a ratio of like the perfect face.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's like, oh, I seen that. His is like, pretty close.

[A]

Yeah. Really perfect.

[B]

Minimal things they had to do. They'd be like, oh, like they'd be dragging the head in a lot. It'd be like, keep going. Come on. Come on. You gotta. You got a pencil to bring it In.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cheeks. I would be messed up, but his was, like, pretty close.

[A]

Okay. So I say it to say, whenever I was attractive, I would get stares and walks, and people would come up to me and, like, hit on me, right? It was like. That's when I knew I was hot. It hasn't happened in forever until this week. Oh, oh, hold on now, Papa.

[B]

Can papa get hit on?

[A]

One of.

[B]

Papa P. Can hit on.

[A]

Okay, Papa. One of the most confusing slash scary things happened to me this week.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

100 buckling in 100. A true story. And it has bothered me, and I feel like it's going to come out on the Internet.

[B]

What the happened?

[A]

Like, it's gonna publicly happen on. Like it's going to come out.

[B]

Did you strike somebody?

[A]

No, no. I don't do. Sir. No, sir. No violence. So this is somebody, like, hit on me, but I think it's going to be public.

[B]

Okay. Now. Yeah, you got to start talking. I don't know. I am. I'm. I'm now sweating because it's public. Oh.

[A]

So this Saturday, I was walking through the mall by myself. As I am, right?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm walking too frequently.

[B]

Like, God, you have friends. You have phones. You don't want anyone with you.

[A]

I was walking through the mall by myself, right? And through the rear, a woman comes up right beside me, taps me.

[B]

Excuse me, sir.

[A]

Excuse me. I look at the woman, right?

[B]

Pretty girl. Nice, right?

[A]

Pretty girl. Glasses on, makeup done, right? No.

[B]

I go, describe her outfit head to toe.

[A]

And she goes, hey. And I said, hi. She says, hey, sorry to bother you. I need help with directions. And I go, okay, I'll try.

[B]

Don't. Don't. You act like you don't have that mall back, like the back of your head.

[A]

No, but if you know, you'll be like.

[B]

You go 700 steps there. You're gonna take a sharp right. There's gonna be a guy named Ernesto. He's gonna offer you a bottle of water. Say, no. Keep going.

[A]

No. But if you know me, anytime somebody gives me directions or anytime somebody asks directions from me, I panic.

[B]

And you lie.

[A]

That's my triggering question, right? So immediately she asked me, hey, I need help with directions. Panic mode ensues.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I'm not good with directions.

[B]

Oh, my God. You verbally accosted her.

[A]

She goes. She goes, I need help with directions. I say, okay, I'll try. She goes, oh, what? Like she's confused. She goes, oh, yeah. Are you not from here?

[B]

Oh, she's aggressive.

[A]

And I go, no, I am, but I'm horrible at directions.

[B]

She humble bag.

[A]

She replies, saying, it's okay. I wasn't really looking for physical directions. I was looking for directions to your heart.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my God. I know you were. I. And I don't know what. Like, I don't know what my body did, but I looked and I was a couple steps away. It was like an impulse step back. Like, I went to full defense mode because I'm scared of that. I'm scared of it.

[B]

Oh, oh, my. I'm sorry. Can we please role play that?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She goes, not physical directions, but directions to your heart. You go. It's like, oh, whoa, hold on now and then.

[A]

But my natural thing is because I was really expecting, like, I was gonna have to lie to her and tell her directions. I didn't know the directions.

[B]

You're discombobulated.

[A]

Right. And so she hits me with that smoke bomb. And so I'm all disoriented. I think I literally went, I think I ought to be who. Cuz her response was, did that work? Now you put me in a predicament.

[B]

Shit. This. It was. Was her name Steph? Last name Curry? She is. I mean, she is as bold as they come. Did that work?

[A]

But look, in my position in life, right? My current status. No, ma'.

[B]

Am. Yeah.

[A]

I'm in a situation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I go, oh, I'm sorry. I got a girlfriend. I literally. No, I feel bad. No, I feel bad, but you should feel good.

[B]

On the same front.

[A]

No. Yes. But I saw her knees buckled. She got two inches shorter. Because that was a bold thing to say and a bold thing to do. She literally went poo. Poof.

[B]

Oh, and God bless you. Due to your mental state of being anxious and now in smoke bombs, you probably know I have a girlfriend. It didn't come off smooth, right? I don't think it came out smooth.

[A]

But then she goes. She goes back down to her phone and starts to do something on her phone. And she goes, yeah, it seems like all the attractive ones have girlfriends. And I was like, okay, what are you looking at? Your phone.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, what the. Answer me now.

[A]

Yeah. So why are you looking at your phone? She looks back up at me. She has Ray Ban, like, meta glasses on. I think she was recording me. And so now I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be on the Internet. So I asked her name. I said, what's your name? And she told me. I said, oh, it's so nice to meet you. Right.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I don't know if she was recording me. I don't want to put that on there.

[B]

But she hundred percent had the Ray Ban, the metal.

[A]

She had the gray band, meta glasses on.

[B]

See the little LED light indicator?

[A]

No. So I go back, I go. I continue my shopping. After that I feel bad because, like, I've never rejected somebody before. Like, you know, I've never done it. I don't. Well, not because people don't come up to me.

[B]

Oh my God, you easy. Hey, you're cute.

[A]

Come with me.

[B]

What the. You mean you never said no?

[A]

How about that? No, no. It's just because women don't really hit on me. And if they do, I'll just give them a fake number. But in the predicament I am in, I can't even do that. I don't want to do that.

[B]

Yes. Oh my. Oh my God. This is. This is incredible.

[A]

No. Okay, but look, it gets crazier. I go up to Zara, right? I'm in Zara looking at clothes. I'm still trying to reel from what just happened. I'm like, I saw her knees buckle.

[B]

I physically watched her almost Diddy Bob.

[A]

I'm checking out the jackets, right? And from my peripheral, I see a silhouette of a woman walk past. I turn my head to look. The same woman that just asked for my number and I had to reject in front of people was walking right past me holding hands with a 6 foot 8 NFL looking player. And I literally was like, holy. And she kept looking at me like this. My heart. I can't say nothing to him. If I say something to him, he thinks I'm lying. I'm dead. Yeah, you're going through the biggest man I've ever seen. Derrick Henry is holding her hand, right? Oh, terrifying. I continue down the mall. I mind. My business has nothing to do with me, right? I leave. I'm like, I want nothing to do with that. I want nothing to do with that, right? I'm walking through the mall some more. I'm walking out of Lululemon. Who's standing outside of Lululemon?

[B]

Derrick Henry and the woman.

[A]

The woman is standing out there, not with the 6, 8 dude I just saw her with. She's talking to a group of four dudes putting her number in one of their phones. Am I wrong for being jealous now? What? Am I wrong?

[B]

You are jealous.

[A]

After that, you didn't want just me.

[B]

I'm not good enough. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh no, no, buddy. She wanted anything. She wanted anything in the world that has a You know what it sounds.

[A]

Like, but who was holding her hand?

[B]

That was the next tallest big glass of chocolate milk she could find.

[A]

Oh, he, he, he, he. Oh, man. I. There's nothing I got even close to.

[B]

He doesn't have your personality.

[A]

I don't have his.

[B]

He knows a three point stance and you don't have. What? What'd you just say? What'd you just say? What did you say?

[A]

50% off on royalty? You want to hear what I just said? 50% off all week.

[B]

That is a. I think it's fair to say a. Yeah. Technically, the bullets not dodged.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now the very incriminating thing that can happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Her ray ban meta footage hits Internet. You lied about everything. You go, damn, girl. Yeah, here's my number.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

She AI's me.

[A]

She AI's me.

[B]

Oh my God. She AI's me.

[A]

And I'm literally going this. Oh, no, she has enough. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God, she has it. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Can you imagine watching that video? She's like, just like doing. She was looking down, scrolling through the phone. She goes, yeah, it seems like they all have girlfriends. Looks up. You're like, oh, my God, that is. I mean, holy.

[A]

I got more stories from that mall trip.

[B]

That is a lot to unpack.

[A]

Yeah, it was. It was. It was one. It is the ego in me that I was jealous because, like, what the. Has to be like, what the. I'm not good enough. Just kidding. Just kidding. It's not right to call women that.

[B]

It's a joke. Oh, I think my.

[A]

I'm throwing the line today. I think.

[B]

I think my. That's fine. I think my greatest takeaway is that you were. You're just a little fasting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We.

[B]

You just. You just name dropped yourself as being a. Like, that is all you said. I've never said no to a girl. It sounds unbelievable.

[A]

That sounds crazy. But it's because I rarely get hit on like that. And if I do, I'll just put in a fake number. Or I go by my alias, which is Steve.

[B]

So you. We all do know that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She goes, I met this. He's like 6, 7, black. His name was Steve, though. That's kind of weird, but I kind of like it. Girl. She shows the pictures. You like this?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

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[B]

So you. Okay. You said the one guy. This is just from this weekend. You said the one guy looked like an NFL player. Yeah, I. I had a realization that I need to change my ways when it comes to football season. Being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. And I'm not. Like, it's. At a certain point, it's not good for my family, how primal and angry I can become watching the Dallas Cowboys.

[A]

Dude. Watching sports in general, you are a. No, you are a bad person to watch sports with.

[B]

Now. I know. I get heated. I love basketball is a little different.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I know all the ins and outs of basketball. Football, I don't. I love football, but I don't know, like ultra deep dive film.

[A]

Yeah. You can't tell me what a cover two is.

[B]

Exactly. Yeah. Okay. My God. Yeah. But I'm talking about exact. All this other.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Watching the game this past Sunday, which we lose to the Bears, which is a joke. I literally caught myself turning around looking at my son with A face of fear in his eyes.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Because I'm sitting there at the TV mother, like, screaming at it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, block somebody. He's just sitting like this. Like, he's like. Like, fainting at me. So my wife's getting mad at me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My other family members are like, this is like, not a good look.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My son's getting scared, and all I'm thinking about is Dak Prescott, and it's crazy.

[A]

You don't have money on the game.

[B]

I don't have a single parlay.

[A]

You don't have money line. No fantasy.

[B]

No fantasy team. Your fandom. I want my Cowboys to win.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I am literally bec. A caveman.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

At this tv.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I had. Bro, I had to ask two things. Why do you think I am like that? Because. And it's great. You said I'm the worst to watch sports.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And why are you not like that? Like, I've watched you watch sports, especially players you care about. We'd, like. We would used to watch LeBron in the Finals. We were always just kind of like this. Oh, dude. Gabron, dude. Sick block.

[A]

Yeah. I'm literally.

[B]

I'm, like, hitting my fridge as he blocked Iguodala. I'm, like, breaking in my house.

[A]

One therapy is necessary. Right.

[B]

One better help.

[A]

One is like, you. You have something in that. You don't know how to regulate till you take it out on the. On the cowboys. Right. Like that. That's because. That's because of something else. That's not because of sports. That's some. That's like. You got to see, like. That's like. Because you had to clean your plate as a kid.

[B]

Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, God. I mean, that's a. That's a documentary in itself. Oh, my God.

[A]

Dude. But the second thing is, after you stopped playing competitive sports, you lost your purpose.

[B]

That is. That is low and stinging.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

After I stopped competing in collegiate division two sports, I lost my purpose of life.

[A]

Holy. In under 500.

[B]

No. Yeah. But no. Well, no. We might have been above last year. Above 500 last year. It's close.

[A]

It was not like a championship. It wasn't.

[B]

No. We weren't one seed going to the tournament by any means. No, it was. No.

[A]

Well, generally, I said that in a harsh way, but. No. But yeah.

[B]

I mean, I might. I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna politely disagree with that table.

[A]

Politely. But. But, but, but. But it's true.

[B]

I think I have purpose. Being a friend. Maybe a father would be a husband. Being all those things, those are big purposes in my life.

[A]

I'm. I said that in a, in a. In a very stingy way. But the principle of it is true because, like purpose and competitiveness. Right? Because I went to go play pickup basketball with you and you were unrecognizable. It's on my Twitch YouTube channel. It came unrecognizable.

[B]

I'm like, tony, screen left. Like, hit the gap. Get there, get out. Pains look like this. Oh, Chad. Wow. I'm out of shape, Chad. Oh, God. Oh, wow. God. Hey, if someone sends five subs, I'll literally airball. He's like, he's like, I'll point shave right now. I'll throw the game. And I'm literally like, set the spade. Like, yeah, dude.

[A]

And there's like, we're in a public gym where there's like eight, like little league girl volleyball practice happening, scared. And Cam. Cam is cussing out 30 year old men that just got off of their Chase accounting job. You know what I mean? And.

[B]

And I'm not gonna lie, I did. I spooked that one girl.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The ball rolled into the other court and they're fully playing volleyball. And I literally was like, like downhill head of steam. I was like, like coming after the ball and the girl looks up and just sees that and I'm probably beat. Red eyes are sunken in.

[A]

In black.

[B]

And I'm like, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You said move.

[B]

Yeah, like move. Grab the ball, push the girl, go back up, check off like. Yeah, it's. Yeah. And I think, I really do think it's because I innately and very competitive person in like games and stuff like that. Like day to day life. Like that is like, I don't know, like ego or whatever, stuff like that. I'm never competitive with people. Like, I don't give a. Like.

[A]

That's not true. That is not true. You're insufferable. To play board games with.

[B]

To play board games. I'm talking about.

[A]

I don't care if I thought you said. I thought you said outside of sports.

[B]

No, I'm saying outside of games, sports, stuff like that. I'm never the type. Like, my car on your car.

[A]

That's not true either. Oh, my God. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. I'll be in the car with Cam. He'll be in my car. He'll be my passenger princess, right? Looking cute. I'll be grabbing that thigh, right? I'll be he. We're in the car, right?

[B]

Foot up like this.

[A]

I'm driving. Whoa, whoa.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm driving. Cam's in the passenger, right? And I'll be like. I'll see a Kia drive by, and I'll be like, cam, their key is way better than yours. Who go. Stop playing with me. Mine's twin turbo, extra engines. 20, 26, 20, 23.

[B]

That broke. That's because. That's because only when you say that, and I know it's in the sanctity of our car. I'm talking about to a random person.

[A]

You have the worst key in your neighborhood.

[B]

No, no, I don't watch.

[A]

No, I literally don't see.

[B]

I literally don't see. I do not.

[A]

Okay, look, you can't say that. I told y'.

[B]

All. You can't say that. Like, why? What makes you. What gives you the right to say that? You are not God, my father. Who are you? Who you say that Mother. No, I'm just kidding.

[A]

I'm kidding.

[B]

No, but that. That is inaccurate and not true. Yeah, it's okay. Oh, bring out the devilish side of me.

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[A]

Yeah. Dude, speaking of sports, do you speak of sports? Do you remember the worst commercial of all time?

[B]

Now, before you reveal it. Okay. Give me the era. Oh, give me the year this was.

[A]

We were still probably watching like Drake and Josh around that time.

[B]

Stanley Steamer.

[A]

No, that makes your carpet cleaner, dude.

[B]

God, that was such a, such a good jingle. Those little clay guys, at one point, they looked so good.

[A]

Cam, you definitely. No, no, no. You definitely know the worst commercial of all time.

[B]

Okay, okay. Try to dog walk me, sports. Oh, my God.

[A]

Coach, I touched the ball.

[B]

I touched it. It's out on me. Thank you, Daniel.

[A]

Dude, I touched. Touched the ball before it went out. Coach. Is the worst commercial of all time.

[B]

That is the. Now, now, let's be objective. If we are talking about the goal of what that is to make it. It's arguably one of the greatest. Because they made the goal of a commercial. Yes. For your product, whatever. To be seen.

[A]

I don't even think that's what they tried to do.

[B]

No, no, they didn't. But they got lucky. Right? So many people talked about how stupid and bad this was that it was everywhere. So now you just got all these free views. Now the actual commercial itself is literally the biggest, biggest piece of bro.

[A]

Oh, if you don't know, we're talking about, basically, I don't know what the commercial is for.

[B]

And that's the crazy.

[A]

It's like honesty commercial. It's like literally trying to tell you to be honest. I think that's what the commercial is.

[B]

Not even a nonprofit selling you anything.

[A]

Just be honest. I guess. Like, that's stupid.

[B]

No, there has to be. There has to be a company, a website.

[A]

Somebody looked that up. What was that?

[B]

We have no clue. But continue. We have no idea what they're trying to sell you.

[A]

So look, if you don't know what the commercial is, basically it's this commercial where it's a championship game of a basketball game. A championship basketball game. Right. It's a weird color hue over the commercial, dude. It's like, like copper.

[B]

It's a bad luck.

[A]

So they're playing this basketball game. Championship game. The crowd's going wild. There's this play where two players go for the ball and it goes out of bounds. The ref calls out of bounds on the wrong team, the player goes. The team that's happy that they got the call wrong. They run back in the huddle. There's one dude that just runs back to the huddle, like with his head down.

[B]

And the coach is like coaching. He's alright, we got this.

[A]

You know, he's like, we won the game.

[B]

Now the game is we're good. And this kid is in the back like this, sitting there. His team's hype. He's literally behind everyone like this, just sitting there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then what does he say?

[A]

He goes, I guess I asked him like, what's wrong or something. Yeah.

[B]

I don't remember.

[A]

He Legos. I touched the ball. Everybody goes, what the you just said?

[B]

Yeah. He goes, I touched the ball before it went out.

[A]

They go, what the. You just say? He goes, I touched the ball for. Went out. Coach, everybody's like looking like kind of like befuddled, right?

[B]

This is the crazy.

[A]

The.

[B]

The guy. No, no, no, no, the coach. No, no, no, no, listen, the coach. Oh, his teammates look at him. The coach goes, whatever the kid's name is, Daniel.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's always good to be honest. I appreciate your honesty. Then the player.

[A]

Yeah, no, he goes, so the player goes to the ref, goes to the ref and he tells the ref like, you see the. Him and the ref huddling up, he's like, hey, by the way, I. I'm gonna lose my team. The championship game, even the players, like.

[B]

It'S a championship game. Yeah, it's a championship game.

[A]

He goes, I touch. He runs to the. The ref, tells him the ref switch the calls, which will not happen.

[B]

Happen. That can't happen.

[A]

They run back to the. He. He runs back to the huddle. The team wants to jump him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then the coach goes, hey, that's when he says it. Yeah, good call.

[B]

Yeah. You imagine. Oh my God. That is the. Oh, he's getting his.

[A]

Yes. Okay, imagine in a college basketball setting. We all played college basketball the year long grind it takes to get to a championship game. What would happen if one of your teammates would have done that, Peyton?

[B]

Regardless, the teammate, my coach, our coach in college, if I came into the huddle and said, coach, I touched the ball before it went out, he'd literally go. And he would choke me by the throat and probably go and spit my face, throw me to the end of the bench, stomp his heel, and then I go. And he would be. It would never get to my. First of all, it would never ever get to anyone. Besides, I literally go, coach, I touch the ball for one hour. He would choke me and literally go, what the did you say? He would literally have. He would be beat red and he would throw me behind the bench and I'm not exaggerating, dude.

[A]

Oh my. Your scholarship's gone.

[B]

Like you can't. Oh, my God. Yeah. I go back. My locker is literally bombed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My lockers no longer. It's just. It's excavated. My locker's not there.

[A]

It's concrete. Any. Any sign of Payton Harden or Cam Kennedy is gone from the seat.

[B]

Oh, my God. Now, the teammates in college basketball, real basketball, not this commercial. Your teammates. I don't think y' all understand this. They would. They'd. Someone probably physically punch you in that huddle in front of the crowd. Yes, Someone literally probably say what the. Straight to the wrist, gut your quick to where you can't breathe. You're just like.

[A]

You would never make it outside that huddle to go talk to a referee.

[B]

Yeah, you can't. Your assistant coach goes in like. You're just like, I touched the mother.

[A]

Yeah. That would never happen.

[B]

Oh, my God. And the. The fact that they think the guy can just solo trot to the ref. Excuse me, Mr. Referee. I touched the ball. Should be the other team's ball. And then the ref goes, oh, wow, good job. Go ahead and switch.

[A]

Honesty.

[B]

You're honesty. New. New.

[A]

Oh, that's what it was. The end of the commercial said. Honesty. Pass it on you.

[B]

That's what it said. Oh. Oh, my God. That is the. That.

[A]

That's the worst commercial or arguably the best commercial of all time.

[B]

That is in terms of getting. They paid for one slot that lives on the Internet, like, forever.

[A]

I think this new generation hasn't seen it. So I can't wait for this to get, like, clipped, and then they go see it. Dude.

[B]

Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

[A]

I want to go talk to the writers room of that. Oh, man.

[B]

See, but the honesty. Let's just be honest. Honesty is not always the best thing.

[A]

Oh, my God. You're about to get K, Rob.

[B]

Like, honesty's good, right? It's not always necessarily the right thing to do. Example, my father and me, when I was younger.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My. My wife literally a couple nights ago asked, oh, my God, I can't wait for. For Malachi to come home from school and put his little drawings on the fridge. And I choked on my fajita bowl. She went, are you okay? I was like, yeah, I never got to experience that. She goes, what? I said, yeah, I'd bring my art home. And my dad said it was so bad, he put it on the side of the fridge where no one could see. Literally wasn't good enough to go on the front of the fridge. So that is an example. That is sad. That is a. That's a man like he said, this is my fridge, my home. I pay bills. That sucks. It's not getting displayed side of the fridge. No one can see it. That's sad. But it's the truth.

[A]

So sad. Are you gonna display Malachi's.

[B]

If he comes home with some. I don't know. But that. That brings me to the thing. Honesty.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's brutal, right?

[A]

Very. I'm six, so it's traumatizing.

[B]

Missing eight teeth.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm like, he could at least be like, oh, that's a beautiful tree. It looks great. And put it up there. He said, sucks kid. But now I don't draw anymore. So because of that, it's like, it's. I don't know. Honesty's good. Never enough to lose your entire team and city and school.

[A]

A champion. Yeah. Honesty is never. Sometimes honesty is overrated.

[B]

Yeah. Like. Well, yes. Honestly. It's all about. It's all honestly. Honesty.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I just.

[A]

I just wanted to see if you remembered that.

[B]

That is. That is. Oh my God. That's the funniest. That is the worst commercial of all time. Holy.

[A]

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[B]

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[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, it's a backpack.

[B]

This is a great bag. This is a Nike black on black military tactical bag.

[A]

It's a tactical. How long have you had that backpack?

[B]

I've had this bag for about two years back.

[A]

About two years.

[B]

It's a great bag. It gets me to and fro work.

[A]

That's two. Only two years worth of that. It literally looks like you've had this in seventh grade. That bag is deflated and injured.

[B]

This bag has. Is not been injured. This is not deflated. And it's probably dusty because our working conditions.

[A]

So it looks like you did a tour in Iraq with that bag.

[B]

I had to save the US Secretary in this.

[A]

Yes, but this is my bag. All right, I got my bag. I got my bag.

[B]

Let's talk about his bag just so he can talk about mine.

[A]

Nice Louis Vuitton replica.

[B]

No, the. It's not. No, it's not. We're just gonna. So we're gonna end it right there.

[A]

Why? I didn't. Well, I didn't know we were showing the bags on camera.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's. You bring an item in your bag and then you reveal it. You think we're just gonna spawn it in our hand.

[A]

So basically, this game is bring a random item to work game. We had to bring three items. The only rule of this game is these are items that had to be in your house.

[B]

Yes. You have to own them.

[A]

You couldn't go out to the store and go buy them. So you're supposed to bring three random items from home. Me and Cam do not know what's in each other's bags.

[B]

Yes. No clue.

[A]

The person that is not pulling out items will have water in their mouth.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

During the pull out. Oh, good morning to you.

[B]

Oh, my God. You'll have something in your mouth.

[A]

You want to go first? I'll go first.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

I'll go first.

[B]

You little freak.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

My Louis Vuitton.

[A]

Honestly, Cam, your house is bare. I'm not. I'm sure 99 of the things you're about to pull out are kids toys. Okay.

[B]

That was a big gold dog. That was so much water in your mouth. How the did you fit that much water? Kept going, bro. What the hell? You had a fat tongue. I didn't know you were a, like, seawater bass. You just went like a pellet.

[A]

Now get me through the week. Right there. All right, water.

[B]

That. That is incriminating.

[A]

All right, water's going in.

[B]

All right, here we go. For my first item, ladies and gentlemen, I. I brought something a little freaky.

[A]

What the is that?

[B]

Me and Liv have had a lot of good nights with this.

[A]

That does not go in your wife. No, it can.

[B]

No, it doesn't.

[A]

Oh, dude. I was going to say, you know, we got to cut this game. This game's got to end. I said, like, it's getting hessian.

[B]

Oh, this is a bottle cleaner. This cleans bottles. You put baby bottles. You put it in, then you go. Yeah, see, I got a lot of that motion in my life. Sorry. Yeah, this is a bottle cleaner.

[A]

Very good. What kind of baby bottles?

[B]

Baby bottles.

[A]

Told you. It's gonna be baby.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Okay.

[A]

That's normal. Dad.

[B]

Dad. I'm a father. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[A]

That was a good first item.

[B]

First item. Yeah, we're warming up, you know.

[A]

My turn.

[B]

You see that?

[A]

My turn. Oh, God. This is from my house. This is from the Hardin residence. Let me.

[B]

Let me unzip my leather, Louis.

[A]

I'll put more water there. Make it full.

[B]

I don't have a freak mouth like you. My mouth was full just now. You literally could get half a buck.

[A]

You should have got more water. All right, here we go. Oh, this guy's a hydrated king. You ready? All right. My first item from my house. His big mouth. Big mouth Billy Bass. Big mouth Billy Bass. You remember him? Vintage.

[B]

How the did I not think of that? I was literally trying to think, what is he gonna bring? Yeah, that motherfucker sits on your mantle every day. Every day. It's his Jamaican Bob Marley voice on a.

[A]

He has two songs. Don't really like that one, so I just go with this.

[B]

Big mouth Billy Bass is my first one. Okay, that's solid. Oh, my God.

[A]

Sometimes I like to put my finger in his mouth.

[B]

Oh, no. Yeah, you're a freak. You're a.

[A]

You're on.

[B]

Freak.

[A]

It feels good when he's talking okay.

[B]

Oh, my God. I got water in. Oh, I can't show. I spit water in my bag. All right, now this one right here.

[A]

All right.

[B]

This is deep lure.

[A]

Let me put water on this.

[B]

Is this. Number two for me is deep lure. Deep lure.

[A]

Mm. Ready?

[B]

Mm. A 1 of 500 limited edition memorial plate of Larry Bird comes with a certificate of authenticity. Swear to God. This is this literally. Oh, one of 5,000. Rather, this is. This was made in 1991. And I don't know why it's a memorial, because Larry Bird is very much alive. Yeah.

[A]

Why does it need authentication? Like somebody painted that? What do you mean, authentication?

[B]

No, there was only 5,000 ever made. And this is. This is. This is plate number 1215. Very, very.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. The idea of. It's cool.

[B]

The Great White Ho.

[A]

Somebody made that in their kitchen. They said one of 5,000 and made and printed out certificate of authentic. Larry Bird doesn't know that exists.

[B]

Oh, yeah, no, Larry Bird does not make any money from this plate, but it is very unique.

[A]

Didn't even know you like Larry Bird.

[B]

Very cool. Yeah, well, you got to have at least one white guy in the sport of basketball that you hold dear. For me, it's Larry and Dirk. Great White Hope is my second item.

[A]

Do you eat off that?

[B]

It's never been graced with a fork, spoon, or knife.

[A]

Will you for a special occasion?

[B]

Never. I won't. Well, maybe. Maybe I could. I could eat off Larry's chin. Eat right off. That little. Oh, my God, that mustache. I mean, that mother. Dude, he does not look like a Hooper dog.

[A]

No, no, no. He does not look like a Hooper dog. That's your Great White Hope.

[B]

This is my Great White Hope. This is who we used to pray to back in the day. We wanted to jump higher, honestly.

[A]

At what point did you decide to get that?

[B]

It was a gift passed down through generations.

[A]

Wait, your dad had it?

[B]

Olivia's grandpa? Pretty much. One day I said, man, that's a cool place. Said, take it. I said, all right.

[A]

Where's the certificate of authenticity?

[B]

Left that at the house. That would. My third and final item. So this was the only one right here? Yeah. Okay. Larry Bird Great White Hope Memorial. But the man still breathing plate.

[A]

That's pretty cool.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

That's nice. Oh, you were. Oh, dude, during show and tell. Oh, people just felt bad for your home. People are like, oh, he's less fortunate.

[B]

Okay. We said from our home. And this is. This is some good.

[A]

Where does that rest at in your house on A.

[B]

On a. On a shelf in my office, right above my workspace. I don't know, it's like I have Larry looking over me, like protecting me with.

[A]

You not know about the Larry lore in your house. He's. He's. Well, hell alive.

[B]

And think about it. That was made in 91. Was like a hit out on Larry or something. It's been 30 years since that play was made. And that's a memorial.

[A]

If I google that play, it's worth 12 cents.

[B]

Probably. Probably zero, zero value. All right, here we go. You're number two.

[A]

All right, my second item. Now, I forgot I had this item, but it means a lot to me. My second item is a commemorative East High. It's an East High. I don't know if it's a purse or not. It's not a purse. It's not a purse.

[B]

Musical purse.

[A]

It's not a purse.

[B]

But this is a purse dog. That's a purse. That's not a lunchbox.

[A]

And there's a little secret Zac Efron charm.

[B]

Peyton. You. Peyton.

[A]

No. Never used.

[B]

Why the hell is that in pristine condition? That has net. You have net. You bought that? And it is genuinely has been sitting and never used.

[A]

Well, the fact.

[B]

No, no, I need you unzip it. If it's not insulated on the inside, it's not a box. That's a purse. Oh, my God, you have a purse. My God, you have a Zachary.

[A]

Oh, there's things in here.

[B]

What?

[A]

There's things. Yeah, well, look, we got. There's two little salt packets that come with the thing. I don't know what that's called.

[B]

Yeah, keep it fresh. You have used that as a lunchbox.

[A]

A pair of chopsticks and two $100 chips from the El Cortez in Las Vegas.

[B]

I don't know what is articulate my brain more. The fact that you have a Zac Efron with a heart bedazzled bag charm on it.

[A]

Yeah, he's cute.

[B]

Purse slash lunchbox. Or the fact that you have $200 in liquid cash that you have not cashed in in a Vegas casino.

[A]

I don't even remember going to El Cortez. Oh, it's really cool.

[B]

I don't. Oh my God.

[A]

I don't even know how to use chopsticks. So the fact that these are in here.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Pass me.

[B]

Why the. Do you have that?

[A]

Cool.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

High School Musical is the best movie trilogy of all time.

[B]

That's not true. But there's a full blown bag charm. On it. Yeah, it's was like. That is exactly from 11 year old females buy that bag and 26. And you're a 26 year old. I don't know.

[A]

When I bought this, I was probably like 23.

[B]

Looks like it's decent quality.

[A]

Really? It's good leather.

[B]

God, it's leather.

[A]

Don't know how much it cost, but don't know where I got it from. I don't really remember.

[B]

You've never used this?

[A]

I probably.

[B]

Apparently you got $200. Was this with you in Vegas? Has this been on your person or in your bed?

[A]

Oh, I'm.

[B]

I am with you in Vegas.

[A]

Remember that time we were. Yeah, we were super drunk in Vegas when I was just like trying to buy to take home. I think I bought that. I was drunk. That's why all the weird. Don't really remember though.

[B]

You barely even like sushi. Why is there chopsticks?

[A]

I don't know how to use chopsticks. Cam.

[B]

This is okay for my. This is. This, this. This is not a lunchbox.

[A]

Are you trying to take the money?

[B]

No, this is a purse.

[A]

That's a lunchbox, bro.

[B]

No, this is a purse. I'm taking the 200 degrees. You have two. That.

[A]

Yeah. No, honestly, don't break my. My lunchbox.

[B]

I broke your purse.

[A]

Give me my lunchbox.

[B]

I don't even know who you are at this point. You.

[A]

You can't say. Based on the two things I brought so far, I have a fun home.

[B]

You have the home of a. I mean, genuinely, you have the home of like a. Like a crackhead. Like there's. That's the mo. You have a bass that sings. You like reggae music. And you have a memorabilia purse with a heart Zac Efron bag charm on it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That has $200 to the El Cortez inside. What the actual.

[A]

Okay, your last one.

[B]

Oh, my God. All right. Oh, I don't even know what to do. I don't even know I have a couple in here. Oh, God. Okay. Oh, okay.

[A]

Can you go a little quicker? I think I have a cavity, so the cold water is really hurting that back molar. Just go a little quicker, please. I'm not joking.

[B]

Okay, for my last one. For my last one, I have a two for one special. One of them is something I know you guaranteed do not own. That is a collegiate diploma. I have my diploma to the institution of Arkansas Tech University. Second one I know you've never touched, held, or used is a toot flute. This is a toot flute. This is Not a used tooth flute, but it's a toot flute nonetheless. This is. This is instrumentation that has to be used on my son when he's too constipated. The flute goes into his rectum.

[A]

Oh, Malachi.

[B]

And out comes the poop or the gas now. Okay, two for one.

[A]

We were told to bring three items. So one of those things was recreationally in your bag?

[B]

Yeah. I believe it's the two flute. And I don't because I did not. I did not bring this. But I saw it in the bag when I opened it. Deep and wide. Two flute was heavy on hand. We went through about 30 of these. Now, contrary to popular belief, you are not blowing into said flute.

[A]

I don't really think I need to know how the two flute works.

[B]

You just lube up the end. You just hammer it. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

But can I see your degree?

[B]

And I've never held one. And guess what the crazy part is? The real thing's not in there. Real things not. This is. This is. This is literally not the real degree.

[A]

It's an email printed out the real.

[B]

Degree I have in a safe. Why? No one can get to it.

[A]

No one wants it. A couple people do. Can they steal your ID if they get your degree?

[B]

Couple people. Couple people died making that degree.

[A]

On behalf of the faculty, administration, students and staff alumni of Arkansas Tech University, I extend congratulations on your achievement today. Oh.

[B]

Keep reading.

[A]

You are now entering the ranks of our already successful alumni. Given your tax returns last year, $1.25.

[B]

Million does not say that at all.

[A]

We would love for you to be. Become a part of. Wow. They want you to. They want you to donate. It's a donor letter.

[B]

They are stingy, though. Dude, I get a text every month. Every month. Ark Talk Tech Alumni association give us.

[A]

So this is. So you spent $40,000?

[B]

I spent nothing.

[A]

But you spent $40,000 for an envelope that they made for, like, what? Robbie, how much this cost in China?

[B]

I was gonna say buck 25. That was my. That was my third. Thanks, buddy.

[A]

All right.

[B]

I wanted to bring something that I knew you had never even. Grace?

[A]

No.

[B]

Your hand is.

[A]

I lost my high school one, too.

[B]

God.

[A]

Dude, I think I lost it right before I left.

[B]

Ged.

[A]

I thought that's when you graduate high school. No. I don't know.

[B]

Holy airball.

[A]

All right. This is my third and final item. Stop. Cam, I. I'm not sure if you know if that's used or not.

[B]

It's not used.

[A]

Get the water.

[B]

You want. You want to Hit that too. That tooth flute pack.

[A]

That tooth flute gets you hot.

[B]

Yeah, that mother. You see, Zoron? I'm smoking that old toot poop.

[A]

Hey, $50 a grand for that good old toot flute.

[B]

All right, all right, here we go.

[A]

The good old.

[B]

God, there's a lot of weight in that bag still.

[A]

All right, well, I just have a bunch of random items. Here we go.

[B]

Go.

[A]

No, a dollar. Nice. Okay. That's a lot of money. All right. Who's that a Polaroid of? It's a Polaroid of you and your wife. That's not my last item. All right, now my. Okay, let's be serious. My final item is very personal to me. I went back home to Austin this last week, right? And I forgot that we did this. So I brought it back with me. Okay? No personal. So don't laugh. I'm not kidding. I'm not joking. Stop laughing, cj. I'm not laughing. You remember my first pet? I had a turtle. And as a kid we hollered us, we caught a shell. His life ended early. So as a kid I was very distraught and my dad took him somewhere, I don't remember where, and he came back with his shell and I forgot it. He was in here at once. It's a real turtle. It's my. This is. I don't. I don't really remember his name. I think it was just Jaws.

[B]

And.

[A]

I saw it in my parents house, so I brought it back and I'm glad we did this game because I've had him for a week. Feel my pet turtle. No, the. Look at the inside of him. You can see his spine.

[B]

No, no, dude, that's gross. Oh, my God. No, no, no. Your dad is. Hannibal. Your dad is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[A]

That is.

[B]

He is gutted from the inside. I got snot all over me right now.

[A]

We were. We were. We were very sad in his children and so we. I get. My dad wanted to make like lessen the blow.

[B]

Did he epoxy his shell?

[A]

I don't really know.

[B]

Just smooth.

[A]

It is smooth. Josh was a very beautiful turtle.

[B]

No, no, you can see this. Like you can see vertebrae.

[A]

Oh, no, no, you can see all of them right there.

[B]

Oh, no, Peyton, no.

[A]

It's like an old attic. No, no.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I kind of need to.

[A]

You sniff this, you get high.

[B]

Oh, I guarantee. I guarantee that's like a hit of some hardcore. God, he's got some weight.

[A]

Doing a big turtle meant a lot to me.

[B]

Peyton. What the. Dude you can? I can. This is kind of creeping me out. Like I'm being honest. This is kind of.

[A]

No, no, no. Once you get over the initial spook of it all, it becomes very like.

[B]

It's like pure calcium.

[A]

Yeah, dude. It means a lot to us.

[B]

No, no, I can see. Is that cobwebs?

[A]

You know, it's been here for a while. It's like seven.

[B]

Peyton. This okay?

[A]

No, it's about 20 years old. Shell right there.

[B]

No, no, but I'm not kidding. You have to think about what you're telling me me. This shell is intact, right?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Your father. No, he decimated that turtle.

[A]

No, he didn't do that.

[B]

Your father went to that turtle like Anakin did to the villagers. He said, I killed them all.

[A]

Well, no. Okay, let's be honest. He Jaws, his life was taken early. There wasn't much of the inside of that show left. It was a. It was a rough scene and we walked into it as children.

[B]

So this is like skin, bro. There's like. Oh, there's like skin on the inside. Look. No, no, no.

[A]

Can I get please. Because you dropped them.

[B]

You dropped him one.

[A]

And so Jaws is now going to be a part of the YSK set. He used to walk around like this too.

[B]

Don't. Dude, dude. Oh, I'm coming to get you. Your lettuce.

[A]

I'm coming to get your lettuce. And we'd call him Josh cuz he would bite.

[B]

Then he passed and your dad went. Come here, buddy.

[A]

You know what you don't appreciate?

[B]

Josh, don't put him in the purse. Don't put him in the purse. He's going to the lunchbox. That's a purse with 200. The old quartet. What the. You have a. Like a. A little. That's like. That's like. If I brought my dead cat, Sammy, why did.

[A]

Why would you bring. No, no, that's literally.

[B]

If I went to my parents backyard and dug up the paper box that she's buried in. And I said, look at my old cat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you brought the whipped out her skeleton.

[A]

If you brought the box, that would be the same. I think you broke my purse.

[B]

No, that it. That is the equivalent.

[A]

Jaws never like being confined. He's so fighting back. He's still fighting.

[B]

He's like, let me out, jaws. And $200 to the El Cortez has revived him.

[A]

Will not go.

[B]

No, you broke the purse.

[A]

No, Jaws really did not like his tank.

[B]

So this is like a. Oh my God. You're getting ptsd. You Broke the jaws. Broke the purse. He said you didn't. I'm doing it again. The purse.

[A]

You broke my purse.

[B]

You have a dead turtle in a purse? What are we doing?

[A]

Robbie, you have something, too.

[B]

Well, yeah, I knew we were doing this, and so I just thought, like, oh, my God. Do we water up?

[A]

Oh, yeah, it's water up.

[B]

Let's water up.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

First, what's the biggest bag? Why did you bring up.

[B]

No, you brought a gym bag. You have dumbbells. You have 20 pound dumbbells in there? No, definitely not.

[A]

However.

[B]

I think you'll be surprised with what I brought the first item. I bought this not because I care about it, but in hopes that it would be valuable one day.

[A]

Okay? Nothing crazy, but it's a Mr.

[B]

Beast lunchbox.

[A]

You know, and so I.

[B]

Figured, you know, who knows, one day, maybe he's. He's, you know, who knows what that's.

[A]

Going to be worth one day? You bought a Feastables lunchbox? Feastables lunchbox. That means you bought that in the last two years, Mr. Beast. Correct. It's mass produced in Walmart.

[B]

Yeah, but the point is, that's not.

[A]

Going to be valuable. The point is, is one day it might be.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All his charitable work.

[B]

You never know.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Item one.

[A]

It's actually a really cool box.

[B]

Hello, Peyton's. Like, I want it. Item two. This was just an absolute impulse buy. Thought it would be a great idea.

[A]

My shoe. Oh, you have your own. Maybe. That's how I met his son. In those. I got killed on the Internet those. Are they comfortable? They're not bad. They're not bad. Not bad at all. You bought your own. We could be twin toes.

[B]

Last item. It's my prized possession. Thought I'd bring it along today.

[A]

It's my belt. It's my belt. You went to my house?

[B]

That's your lunchbox. And slides. The champ does one of those he wants.

[A]

And for anybody wondering why Robbie's facing 90 days in prison.

[B]

I got your balls, too.

[A]

Can't see me.

[B]

He literally.

[A]

He just robbed my house.

[B]

Went to your house and robbed you?

[A]

I literally saw him today driving towards my house on the way to the studio. And I was like, why the Robbie heading this direction? What the Robbie? I just moved in.

[B]

I didn't have anything. So I said, I'll go scour.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Water up one last time. Water up one last time.

[A]

Water one last time. Water up one last time.

[B]

I had one more item. This kind of just goes to my childhood. But I. I bought this recently as a full man that pays taxes to the federal government. It's a Yu Gi. Oh. Structure deck. The saga of the blue eyes white dragon. It's playable, tournament ready, and it's very solid. The spell and trap power is unmatched for a structure deck. Just brought this to showcase. Also comes with a play mat. $16.99. Has blue eyes, white dragon, and the azure dragon. With no intention of playing.

[A]

Have you ever played this?

[B]

All the time.

[A]

With who?

[B]

On tour. I bought another deck. I brought the structure deck to the Entering the dark world for me and CJ to try to teach him.

[A]

Yu Gi. Oh.

[B]

He couldn't comprehend it. Put him back in my bag.

[A]

There's two things I've learned about this game. One, Cam's house. He needs have more fun in it. Cam literally has no fun in his home. He brought a plate, a cleaner, and a flute. And his degree. Cam has. We need to get Cam to get outside the house. We need to help him. Second thing is, Robbie's a felon, and it is. He has stolen my most prized possessions. First of all, thank you for reminding me. I had that feastables lunchbox.

[B]

It looks.

[A]

Looked familiar. And I was like, why?

[B]

When you whipped it out, I said, I'm pretty sure he has that. And then he pulled out this. The slide. I said, that is way too big for his life.

[A]

My new spinner belt that literally hasn't touched environment yet. Literally hasn't been outside of environment. It's been in my home.

[B]

It's on a sweaty.

[A]

It's been on. It's been on the sweatiest guy I know.

[B]

But you're not off the chain.

[A]

12.

[B]

No, no. You're not off the. Oh, okay. Frick. You're not off the table. You are. You are a freak. I need to have fun. You brought a reggae singing bass east high purse made of leather, and then you had a dead turtle in a Louis Vuitton. I might need to have more fun. You might need to be literally background checked. You had a dead turtle in a Louis duffel.

[A]

It's a. It's a. It's like. It's the same thing as getting your grandpa ashed.

[B]

No, the. It's not. That's like keeping your grandpa's femur bone. Getting him ashed is one thing. It's like, ah, this is my grandpa's mandible. It's his jaw.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I keep it with him. I prop him on the table, and I want to eat a quick sandwich. You have the literal shell of a. Of A decimated turtle. We're not skipping over that. Inside a louie. Yeah, I have a tofu. Goes my son's. I have a freaky little cleaner that can also be doubled as some fun night pleasures. But you have a dead turtle in expensive leather, not of this country bag.

[A]

People would think I live on the set of iCarly.

[B]

Yeah, like they think you are not normal and you're just a thief.

[A]

That was a fun game. I watched that game. Robbie.

[B]

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All right, now, I. I know. I know that with YSK you got poop, right? I mean, we're just hand in hand.

[A]

Oh, we're back to poopy talk.

[B]

I have a poopy talk. I have a poop story.

[A]

Poop be talk. Poopy talk. YSK Poopy talk.

[B]

You messed up there.

[A]

No, I didn't.

[B]

It's workshopping.

[A]

Poopy talk. Poopy talk. Y sk Poo pe.

[B]

Yeah. No, you up.

[A]

Sorry. Wait. Help me.

[B]

You're not one. You're not good.

[A]

Help me poo. Hey.

[B]

Poo be talk. Get poo sk and poo be talk. Yeah.

[A]

Poo p talk.

[B]

Yeah. Poo pee talk. Yeah. Y S K and poo p talk. Just koala royalty. 50 off to the end of the week if you want to know what you just said. God, it's great. All right. Anyway. So step into my mind. Step into my life. Your hip now hurts. Your head is now weighs more. Here we go. Loud, but here we go. We went to eat at Blue Goose. This is Friday night.

[A]

I don't know what Blue Goose is.

[B]

Mexican restaurant.

[A]

Just say Mexican restaurant.

[B]

Blue Goose Cantina.

[A]

Just say Mexican restaurant.

[B]

Okay. We went to eat a Mexican restaurant.

[A]

Nice. What was that?

[B]

Why can I not say that?

[A]

No, I don't know what Blue Goose is.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I know what a Mexican restaurant is.

[B]

We went to eat at a Mexican cantina. It was what the is a canteen.

[A]

The Jar Jar Binks. Are you. Are Jabba the Hutt's in there?

[B]

So you so You. You have the gall to refer to.

[A]

Jar Jar B. I meant to say.

[B]

Jabba the Hutt when I say cantina.

[A]

Jabba the Hutt was in the cantina in Star wars with the little squid on the trombone. Internet. You kind of look like Jabba the Hutt.

[B]

No, I don't. No, I don't at all. At all. Don't you dare.

[A]

I used to want to squish him.

[B]

Oh, no. I was always afraid he smelled horrid.

[A]

Yeah. I want to play this little tail.

[B]

You want to play something else? Too close to that tail, didn't you? What is his genitalia?

[A]

What?

[B]

What is Jabba the Hutt's genitalia like?

[A]

No, seriously, what are Jabba.

[B]

Yeah. What. What are his pronouns?

[A]

Whatever he wants, they want. The hubby. Whatever they wanted them to be.

[B]

It's clearly the huh? Because his name is Jabba and he goes by the Hut. Jabba the Hut. Power to you, big dog. Cameron the Hut. So we went out and ate Mexican food at a Mexican restaurant.

[A]

We got through that.

[B]

Yeah, we did. That was close.

[A]

That was.

[B]

I mean, that was Amelia Earhart.

[A]

Robbie's about to walk out.

[B]

That was Amelia Earhart.

[A]

Thank God Pierce is in here.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Are you.

[B]

He didn't deserve that name. Here we go.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

So we were eating Mexican food. It was a good dinner Friday night. It was me and Liv's mom and stepdad and Liv and Malachi.

[A]

That's a loud table.

[B]

Loud table. A bunch of. So it ends.

[A]

What ends?

[B]

The dinner. The dinner ends. Are you going to criticize me? You know exactly what ends. What do you think is the game of bingo we're playing? The meal ends. The night ends at the restaurant.

[A]

The comments are gonna get on me for correcting you.

[B]

Yeah, they are.

[A]

But you can tell stories like your wife now. No, you've lost the artist. Storytelling.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

We've gone to the thing. And so we were at. The thing is ending. And then. So we're all there at the thing. Right?

[B]

That's literally not what I said.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Did you become the ABC Police? When did you become the ABC Police?

[A]

Tell me what jurisdiction they roam over the ABC Police.

[B]

Do I have to explain that one, too? Because that's not a real thing now. We don't get jokes. They go right over your head.

[A]

That's a joke.

[B]

Right over that little divot it.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

A dip. The kitchen. The Konax cornhole. What is it called? Corn pone. Shut up. Here we go.

[A]

From the top.

[B]

Friday Night, me and my family were eating at a Mexican restaurant. The meal ended nice. As we were leaving the restaurant, everyone hugged goodbye. Goodbye. Drive safe. I tuck my son into his car seat, say goodbye to the wife, smack the rear.

[A]

Y' all drove separately?

[B]

Drove separately, cuz. From different locations.

[A]

Weird.

[B]

Not really. Oh.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

This is gonna be challenging. Here we go. Here we go. I can't do it. My legs are too short. No, I need it. Okay, here we go. I tell my wife, your legs.

[A]

Have you ever seen, like, a shaved ostrich?

[B]

Good. It's over, bro. It's over. It's over, bro.

[A]

Your leg looks like a chicken breast that's been left out too long.

[B]

That's fine. Take a nibble. It's done.

[A]

Quiet. Sorry.

[B]

No, it's done.

[A]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Comments?

[B]

No, you're good. You're good.

[A]

Sorry. Comments.

[B]

Let's talk about your crotch.

[A]

Pinch, pinch and roll.

[B]

Pinch, roll. Tilted to the left bit. Itchy bits.

[A]

No, mine's like, straight up.

[B]

Just kind of come on when it shrinks. But the skin obviously has to go somewhere and starts rolling to the side.

[A]

You remember those caps that you guys. You could go to those, like, little colored ones. That's what it looks like right now.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. This is the craziest thing I've ever said, and I'm feeling very frisky right now, so I'm gonna say it.

[A]

I'm circumcised.

[B]

Me, too. But that's not what I'm saying. When I was young, and I figured, I know, we all tried to catch the water, right?

[A]

No, we all said, I've never been involved in that committee.

[B]

That might be a white culture. That might be a white culture thing. I'd be in a shower, and I was just.

[A]

You. God.

[B]

Let me get to this where it's not coming out. When I was young, very new to showers, I would grab the skin on my penis. I'd grab the. I'd grab the skin and I would try to catch the water. But then one day, I grabbed both ends and I raised it perfectly. They both went out like that. And I thought it was a man lifting his arms. So I acted like he was. Was singing and going like this with my own johnson.

[A]

You're lucky I can't fire you.

[B]

So mean, man. We're leaving the restaurant. I tell my wife, hey, I think I gotta poop because I just tried to push a fart out and I'm feeling a lot of liquid.

[A]

That's so irresponsible.

[B]

So I Go back to the restaurant. She takes off, drives safe. Mwah. I go back to the restaurant. Two stalls. One guy is already in the corner stall. I go, gotta go in this one. I sit next to him. And it was one of those farts where it was just straight air and gas built up.

[A]

And it feels good, right?

[B]

It feels great coming out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But it is so, so loud.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

And I cannot control how much audible farts are coming out of me.

[A]

Good acoustics in the bathroom.

[B]

I sit down. This guy's quiet, mind his own business, taking. And I literally sit down. It goes and I go. I go. And I'm sitting there because I cannot control it. And it's to the point I'm. Now I'm sucking, releasing, sucking, releasing. I'm sucking to try to hold, let the. Let the air fill out.

[A]

Yeah, dude, do you ever get, like a little suck up? My stomach bubble.

[B]

As soon as I let go, it goes and I go. I literally go. Because it's so loud and I can't. I want to be silent. No one wants to be the loud besides K Rob, but I don't want to be loud. I just want to get this out of me. So I'm trying, literally trying to pace myself now. And I go, I go. I retract again. Tighten up. The guy's just sitting there, no complaints yet. And I go, God dang, there's so much left. I go, all right. I go, round three. He goes. And then he's just talking. He's talking. And I go. It's to the point I'm now teary eyed, laughing at how loud my own is in a public restroom with another man that did not ask for this. And then, so then we're hitting round four. We're midway through the fight. So I literally go, this gotta be the knockout round. I'm not gonna win on the scorecards. I gotta beat him right here. I gotta beat him right here. I don't. I don't walk out with the victory. And I literally. I you not. I buckle down. I grabbed that little bar and I go. I go. I'm going for yard. I'm swinging for the fences.

[A]

The count's three, two.

[B]

I gotta get the home run. Instead of just letting go, I let go with a push and I went. And it lumen. And it sounded like a Simtex went off in. In like a soup kitchen. And it was the loud. Now I'm saying this now. That's very descriptive. And I do apologize if you're eating food, but I'm saying this now you apologize. Because at that point, after I go for the knockout, it is incredibly loud. And the guy next to me literally goes, man, what the. And he just says it to himself. And I am. I'm literally crying. I'm crying in the stall. And now I'm playing the game of I cannot let him see my face. So I go, it's all out. And I'm literally sitting there. I'm wiping quick. I throw it all away. I get up, sprint, wash my hands so fast. And as I'm drying, because they didn't have any paper towels. So as I'm drawing, I'm like, God, this is a hindrance. I'm like, this is just making me go slower. I hear his flush, and I go, oh, no. I'm drying quick. I book it now for my own sanity, I leave the restaurant. There's immediately an exit door right by the bathrooms. I leave, and I go, God, I want to see. I want to see what he looks like. I want to see the face of that victim. So I wait outside the restaurant. I fake a phone call.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Yeah, I'm about to turn home. Yeah, I'm about to head home.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

I'm talking to myself. I turn around, I look at him. This guy, he's probably late 30s, early 40s dad. He's got a ball cap on. He comes out of the bathroom. Him that. Scanning the restaurant. He looked like this. He's just looking. And I go, oh, God, I ruined his day. Talking to no one. And I drive home. It was on. It was so, so loud. And I'm not kidding. The length of the loudness.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Was what was just.

[A]

Can I say something about unbelievable? You might. You might be the bathroom Ted Bundy. I might be. Honestly, I might be. So do that first of all. And then.

[B]

But it's uncontrollable. No, that's the part that made it funny. I could not do anything.

[A]

Ted Bunny said the same thing. I could control it some Mimi. And then. And then for you to wait outside your day. You have a kid at home. You have a kid and a wife. You have responsibilities.

[B]

I need to get behind him.

[A]

Yeah. And you were like, I want to see his face. Like, that's. That's.

[B]

I'll level with you on that one. That's a little creepy. That's a bit weird.

[A]

I got some bathroom stories and some poop stories, but I think we'll save that for Patreon. Remember?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

The Patreon koala prime is 25 off. But if you want to see everything, the top subscription of the Patreon is koala royalty. It's 50. 50 I'm gonna tell on the Patreon is a story I gotta remind me whenever we record that episode. Let's do it. Is. There's a. There's a guy in the bathroom right up here. And it was before we filmed the Koala Royalty that came out. And I went in there to go pee and there was a dude in the first stall and he was literally like, like, like sitting there. I assume. I saw his feet. Yeah, I saw his feet. Yeah. And he. It was like you like. But there was solid coming out of it. Right. You could hear that bouncing off the backboard. Right. But he was like moaning on my mother's life. Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, oh, no. He's crying. No, no. I have never. I've never to the point of tears ever. There's been.

[A]

I've got.

[B]

There's been some hurtful ones.

[A]

I've.

[B]

I've felt.

[A]

I got one bigger.

[B]

No, that is. That is close. No, I did not. I said there's been some hurtful ones that I've been angry enough to feel vigor. But that's close and. But it's not the cigar here. Devo Lottie got mo head than he got body. All right, everybody, we absolutely love you. Oh, Poopy talk with YSK strikes again. But as Daddy, Doctor, dj, Uncle Mastermind, CEO, whatever you want to call him, as P said, this is our first ever Patreon sale. It is a very commemorative sale. We are dropping the live show filmed out at a. Filmed at a sold out live Tampa Bay show. It was fantastic. Amazing energies. That is over on the Patreon. You do not need a membership to purchase the one time purchase of the live show. You're gonna purchase it one time is yours forever. But because we're doing that because we love you, because we just came off of a sec. Because we came off of a second amazing and beautiful tour we are running our first ever big, big, big promotion sale discount. 50% off Koala Royalty, which literally has over 500 pieces of content from years back to current date, to Dr. P to conspiracies, to vlogs, to bonus games, to all sorts of behind the scenes drunk Q&As. It's literally got everything 50% off for one week. One week only. We absolutely love all of y'.

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Jaws. Where'd he go?

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He's right there. I'm not gonna start to stink.

[A]

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