THE TEXT YOUR EX'S CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast

Episode: THE TEXT YOUR EX'S CHALLENGE!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: July 13, 2026
Episode #: 225

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Overview

In this hilariously candid episode, best friends Peyton and Cam dig into everything from disastrous Fourth of July stories to the infamous “text your ex” challenge. The duo swap tales of embarrassment, take a mind-bending reverse word skills test, read and react to a wild old text from an ex, debate applesauce etiquette, break down a viral Chris Brown concert clip, and recount Peyton’s epic showdown with a rogue DoorDash driver. As always, their chemistry is unfiltered—and only the closest of friends could roast each other this hard.

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Main Segments & Highlights

1. Kicking Off: Comments, Applause, and Studio Banter (02:02‒05:00)

• Peyton and Cam riff about intro routines, reading fan comments, and inside jokes with their crew.
• Memorable Moment:
  • “See, we do read your comments. So leave a comment right now...” (03:40, Peyton)

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2. Plastic Surgery & Family Genes (05:00‒08:44)

• Peyton reveals he’s open to plastic surgery because he associates it with wealth, leading to some friendly ribbing:
  • “I don't want, like, hidden plastic surgery. I want that stiff.” (05:36, Peyton)
• They compare their family genetics—Cam playing up the “black don’t crack” line, Peyton detailing his mixed heritage.

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3. World Cup Confusion & Nationality Debate (07:00‒08:44)

• Peyton confuses Belgium for Germany during soccer talk, providing comic relief:
  • “There’s never been a Belgian person that's not German. It’s never happened. Am I teaching you something here?” (07:10, Peyton)
• Cam straightens him out, resulting in riffing on European geography.

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4. Fourth of July Disasters (08:44‒20:11)

Peyton’s Catastrophe (08:44‒20:11)

• Peyton tried to have a “classic white people” 4th of July by getting up early, going fishing with his girlfriend, and bringing beer—but everything goes wrong.
• Key events:
  • Runs over a cop’s bicycle while entering the neighborhood (13:16)
  • Steps in an anthill: “15 million ants are in between my toes. I'm getting bit by these ants right now.” (14:57, Peyton)
  • Pours beer on his foot to treat the bites (15:07)
  • Hooks himself in the butt with a fishing lure:
    • “That hook went so far into my butt cheek, Cam, that it was stuck deep...” (17:16, Peyton)
  • Not a single fish is caught. “I'm not sure that lake had fish. I'm not.” (18:53)

Cam’s Chiller—but Weird—Experience (20:11‒24:47)

• Cam’s Fourth involved Oklahoma, family, and BBQ. The fireworks nearly get out of hand—“I thought I was in the battle of Gettysburg at one point...” (21:20, Cam).
• Best moment: Liv’s dad loses a tooth at dinner, nonchalantly announcing, “My tooth fell out,” then continues eating ribs (22:47).

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5. Hidden Talents: Peyton’s Reverse Word Decoder (25:57‒36:09)

• Peyton claims he can understand spoken words played in reverse—a talent discovered while drinking.
• Cam records several test words in reverse; Peyton hilariously and accurately decodes them (“moon,” “koala,” “banana,” “stool”) with explanations:
  • “It's easy. Syllables. And Hawala. It's all syllables and first and last words.” (33:14, Peyton)
• Cam remains incredulous but impressed.
• Notable exchange:
  • Cam: “You do not drizzle...peanut butter over a banana. I have seen you throat countless bananas...” (54:03, Cam)
  • Peyton: “Careful.” (54:03, Peyton)

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6. The Text from Peyton’s Ex – THE TEXT YOUR EX’S CHALLENGE (36:32‒45:00)

• Prompted by a Snapchat memory, Peyton digs up a legendary text from his ex, which he reads aloud at Cam’s urging (40:14):
  • “Hello my beautiful black king 👑. Please go get some king crab for my king and hella butta sauce 🦾❤️. You can have my Diet Coke.”
• The two lose it over the over-the-top phrasing and racial awkwardness.
  • Cam: “That is absolutely not the route I thought this text was going. I thought she was like, you just talking her.” (41:55)
  • Peyton: “She gave the black King a black plague.” (42:09)
• They riff on the many ways this text “gave the ick,” and how Peyton immediately stopped talking to her.

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7. Living Together: Embarrassing Stories & Prank Culture (45:00‒47:57)

• The friends recount a notorious story of Cam walking in on Peyton “post-coital” in their shared house, complete with jokes about waistbanding and bodily proportions.
• Cam describes the infectious, wild energy of their home life and the “prank wars.”

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8. Applesauce Rants & Food Debates (50:21‒56:36)

• Peyton sparks an intense argument by claiming warm applesauce is a delicacy—especially on pork chops.
• Cam’s disgust:
  • “Hot applesauce? You're a killer. You are an absolute murderer.” (51:00, Cam)
• The debate spirals into sauces, peanut butter, bananas, snack invention, and Gatorade Cucumber’s unlikely following.
• Peyton stands by applesauce as an “adult dessert,” while Cam describes it as “shelter food.”

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9. Reacting to Chris Brown’s Wild Concert (56:37‒61:43)

• They react to a viral video of Chris Brown seemingly getting, uh, “very intimate” on stage with what turns out to be a fan.
• Cam deadpans:
  • “He doesn’t love that woman. You’re supposed to have intimate [acts] like that with people you love. He doesn’t love her. First red flag.” (58:53)
• The friends research if it was a fan or a plant—share behind-the-scenes scoop on CB’s guest lists.

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10. Storytime: The Case of Renee the Rogue DoorDash Driver (61:45‒74:00)

• Peyton gives an impassioned, dramatic retelling of his encounter with a “criminal thug” DoorDash driver who threatened to steal his $100 fajita order and called him “boy.”
  • “Holy—violent thug. Renee threatened me, threatened me, saying ‘Your hundred dollar meal is now my lunch.’” (68:57, Peyton)
• Peyton details trying to reason with DoorDash support—a tale of modern suburban adversity, privilege jokes, and performance art.
• Cam: “She’s racist...and anti-LGBTQ... Arrest Renee!” (73:53)

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11. Friendship, Faux Surprises, and Pizza Box “Memorabilia” (74:25‒79:29)

• Cam tries to surprise Peyton with empty Little Caesars “Spider-Man” pizza boxes, intended as memorabilia.
• Peyton’s unimpressed:
  • “It’s not memorabilia. Those are mass produced pizza boxes that I have in my trash can right now...” (76:56)
• Cam invites Peyton on a date to see the new Spider-Man movie (once he actually buys tickets).
• The episode ends with playful sarcasm and tour plugs.

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Notable Quotes

• “That hook went so far into my butt cheek, Cam, that it was stuck deep...” (17:16 – Peyton)
• “Hello my beautiful black king 👑. Please go get some king crab for my king and hella butta sauce 🦾❤️. You can have my Diet Coke.” (40:14 – Peyton, reading ex’s text)
• “Hot applesauce? You’re a killer. You are an absolute murderer.” (51:00 – Cam)
• “Holy—violent thug. Renee threatened me...‘Your hundred dollar meal is now my lunch.’” (68:57 – Peyton)
• “She’s racist...and anti-LGBTQ... Arrest Renee!” (73:53 – Cam)
• “It’s not memorabilia. Those are mass produced pizza boxes that I have in my trash can right now...” (76:56 – Peyton)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|:----------:| | Intro, studio banter, reading comments | 02:02-05:00| | Plastic surgery/family genes | 05:00-08:44| | World Cup confusion | 07:00-08:44| | 4th of July disasters | 08:44-20:11| | Peyton’s reverse word talent | 25:57-36:09| | Text from ex (THE CHALLENGE) | 36:32-45:00| | House/roommate shenanigans | 45:00-47:57| | Applesauce & pork chop debate | 50:21-56:36| | Chris Brown concert reaction | 56:37-61:43| | The DoorDash “Renee” story | 61:45-74:00| | Pizza box surprise & episode wrap | 74:25-79:29|

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Tone & Style

• Informal, high-energy, and full of friendly roasting.
• Stories are laced with hyperbolic outrage, deadpan delivery, and plenty of running inside jokes.
• Will particularly resonate with fans who enjoy friend group chemistry, “too honest” storytelling, and unfiltered banter.

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For fans, this episode is a goldmine of quotable moments, embarrassing confessions, and signature Peyton-and-Cam hijinks. For new listeners, it showcases why these two are podcasting favorites—their friendship is the show.

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The you should know podcast. Hey everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast episode 2 25.

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We are Cosc back in the studio. Uh oh uh oh he really want did you hear that?

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He really wants to do this. Guys, did you hear that? He really wants to do this.

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Jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a Treacherous 4 cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton.

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You really like like dude, it's like the past, like the whole 220s. You've been doing that. You've done the same intro every. Every, Every episode.

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I would argue that.

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I'm telling you something.

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I would argue not. There's no way. I literally started last episode by going jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a Treacherous 4 cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with every. I think I was something right there that was not a dj.

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No, I'm just saying every episode when you come in, you start, stop looking

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at me like this.

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You look at me like this.

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Yeah. Cause I think there's a lie coming. I think there's a lie coming big. A myth, a lie.

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No, I'm saying every episode you started with like this. You've done this motion and done some kind of musical theater.

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Maybe it's just in my blood, bro. Sorry. Not everybody can be a DJ like me.

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Round of applause, please. I saw a comment saying that.

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I saw that too. It said, I really.

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I don't know when to add it. I don't know when to do it.

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I saw that same comment. Man, I really missed a roundup. Hey, if that doesn't show, we don't read your comments. I don't know what else. That was a solo comment. It was one person just randomly did a drive by. They watched the episode, they said, I really missed the round of applause. Send log off. Yeah.

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And here we are. Yeah. See, we do read your comments. So leave a comment right now saying

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something from the top. Ready? One, two, three.

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We got Kosk.

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Not that much of a top. I'm saying just a round of applause.

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Round of applause, please. Oh, well, I've kicked everybody out, so

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there's no one else here.

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One no go payday and you're gone. What? One deceased about go pay to there. You're gone.

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Dude, he did it. So smooth too. Oh, man, if y' all would have saw that.

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What happened?

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You said, yeah. You said, yeah. Tomorrow me and Cameron show up 9:30 rest, y' all show up noon. Oh, we're getting like here.

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We're getting some behind the scenes talks.

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I was sitting there, I was just drawing the cameras on.

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Okay.

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Yeah. He said okay. He said, yep. Okay.

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Ah. Oh. We'll see how that translates to Patreon.

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Wow.

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I think we'll have more energy from him on Patreon. We'll see.

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I think so.

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We'll help and we'll get.

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I go. I go. Honestly, let's just start the exclusive off with a Go Payta. Let's just see what happens. Let's just see what happens. If they don't do it. We turn it off. We leave. Everyone leaves. You don't get. You don't get it, and you blame them, man.

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Dude, what a fantastic week I've had. I hope your week sitting low.

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Am I not sitting low?

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No, you're honestly deteriorating right now.

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I don't know what it is.

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Yeah, you look like those white people that got plastic surgery, but it's been sitting on them for some years, so you can tell it's wearing off.

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The silicone starting to get real loose.

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Would you ever get plastic surgery? I'm getting it 100%. I'm getting plastic surgery.

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On what?

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I don't know yet, but I want it. I've said this on Twitter. I've seen it on before.

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That's not how that works. What do you mean, plastic surgery? It's not. I mean, I guess people do that with tattoos. Plastic surgery is like a real thing. How are you gonna say, oh, I'm 100% getting it, I want it. Don't know what, though.

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Yeah, I'm not sure. Something to make me look like I got plastic surgery, though. I don't want, like, hidden plastic surgery. I want that stiff.

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Why you want to be just like. They're like, smile. You go, I am.

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Yeah.

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Like, the forehead does not move. Why?

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I think it's. Once I started getting in rooms with people that had money, they all had it. And I'm like, oh, this is a sign of wealth.

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Oh, we need to put you. We need to put you in a cave. We need to put you back in a cave. Get you away from just society.

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No, I'm aware of how it sounds, and I'm okay with. That is the thing. And that's one thing y' all aren't gonna make fun of me for in those comments. Are listening and watching right now. I understand sometimes that I'm being obligatory.

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You are.

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But I am the most honest man you will ever meet.

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I go, if I say that in the streets, I'm gonna fight. If I say that the way he said, I'm in a public fight, there's no doubt about it.

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It's being black.

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What? You're black, though?

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Yeah. You don't crack.

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No.

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You're black. Yeah, black don't crack.

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Exactly. So then why get extra fake?

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Well, I got that.

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Not going to crack.

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I got a beautiful little.

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Beautiful little milk caramel truffle till the edge you die.

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Yeah, true. Well, it's not completely true. I do have the gene. I have some of your people in me. Sloppy Yeah, I do got it. Yeah, I got. The jean pool got tainted for sure.

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Your mom's jeans are going to beat the out of your dad's jeans.

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Really?

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Your mom looks great.

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60s, but I think it came to

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my wrinkle on her face.

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I think my brother's getting that. That blessing, though. I think I'm getting that good old German side.

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No, no, you're not.

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Even the Germans, they smoked us in the World cup last week.

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Belgium. We lost a Belgium.

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And that is German. There's never been a Belgian person that's not German. It's never happened. Am I teaching you something here?

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Germany has their own team in the World Cup. Are you not aware of that? There's literally the team Ger. Germany. We played Belgium.

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Is Belgium not German?

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Oh, you thought you were teaching me something.

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I want to laugh, too. I'm confused.

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Belgium.

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Yes. Is in German. Is in Germany. Belgium. Germany.

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No, Belgium's its own country.

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Ireland.

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Really own country. We Norway country. Like, those are all cut. They're in the same region. They're all their own countries. It's like, like, what's the sub part of Belgium?

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It goes Belgium, something.

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No, you might be thinking of Belgrade. I don't even know where that is fully.

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But Belgian people aren't German.

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They're Belgians. Oh, Belgianese. I don't know what that their term is, but they're their own country.

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No wonder, because I'm not. I was watching that game last week. I was making a lot of German jokes that weren't lit.

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You're like, see, he's fighting. Tough game, tough crowd. You go, you know, oh, I. I know we're losing. No one feels like laughing, like. And everyone's like, who the is this guy? No. Yeah, dude. But Germans didn't do to us. But the Belgiums, the Belgianites, the Belgianians, the Belgians, they beat our.

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They did do. They did a number on us, bro. But I kind of want to talk about that because that goes into something I have from this past weekend. Was fourth of July.

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Oh, dude.

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Oh, wow.

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What a time.

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The first time we've recorded since 4th of July.

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Yes.

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I had the worst 4th of July ever.

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Of course you did. Why do I not expect anything?

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Dude, it was the worst time of my life and it's because I tried to have a good day.

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Yes, you did. I was about to say that's what sucks. You were so looking forward to this, man. Literally was like, dude, all I want to do, I swear to God, nothing could go right. If I got a Beer and a fishing rod. I'm good. That's all I want to do. I want to drink beer and fish. And how, like. And apparently, you saw a terrible day.

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Dude, I had the worst day ever on the 4th of July. Because in my head, I was telling my girlfriend Sarah, I was like, hey, not my fiance, by the way. Some of y' all got clipped up, and y' all didn't make it to the prank part of the joke.

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Oh, yeah, it's.

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I'll get to that later. I mean, people are leaving comments in this with paragraphs of congratulations. I'm like, did you watch it? Did you watch the thing that we put out to you that you're commenting

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on people like, oh, my God, I knew this. You have. I just didn't know so soon. Cry face, cry face, cry face. Hashtag excited. Hashtag congrats.

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I go, you're stupid now. Now look at that. Now look. Now you've proved to us you're stupid. Welcome to the club, stupid person.

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Ticket, one entry. Stupidity.

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Yeah, now you're in Peyton's stupid club now. But anyway, I had a bad Fourth of July when I was trying to have a good one because I was telling my girlfriend Sarah, hey, I really just want to embrace the whiteness of Fourth of July.

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There you go. Very white holiday.

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Oh, but y' all look like you have so much fun.

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Great holiday.

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White people look like they have the best time on Fourth of July.

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Great holiday.

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So I was like, I want to try it. There you go. Right?

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And I just lean in.

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Yeah. So I said, what do y' all do on 4th of July? Y' all drink beer, y' all fish, and you get country.

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Yeah.

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So I want to do that. And I'm from the south, so, like, that stuff is fun to me.

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And it's very accessible, too.

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Yes. Very accessible to where I live. So I was like, okay, I want to drink beer Bud Light. But then I remembered, oh, the white people hate Bud Light now. So, like, I can't drink that.

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It's a cheap joke.

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It's a cheap joke, but it's really funny. No, I actually never had a Bud Light.

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I did. It sucks.

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Really? I don't know how.

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It's like, America's beer.

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Is it?

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Dude, bro, Bud Light's been around forever, and everyone talks about. I'm like, ugh.

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Yeah, I've never had it. But anyway, so I was like, okay, babe, this is what I want to do. This was July 3rd. I told her. I was like, babe, tomorrow I want to wake up at 6am Terrible start.

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Terrible. It's fourth. It's not spring Forward. This is daylight savings time. It's not Christmas. Fourth of July. Most American thing you do on Fourth of July, sleep in.

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Well, I've never been fishing by myself, but I heard the fishies come out in the morning.

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Okay, so. So you did fish.

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Yes. I'm telling you. I'm gonna tell you this whole thing.

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Okay, good.

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So I told my girlfriend on the 3rd of July, I said, hey, babe, tomorrow I wanna wake up at 6am I don't want anything in my body but beer. So let's get a bunch of beers, put in a cooler, and let's head to the lake.

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Cooler's a big step. Got a cooler. Cooler's a very big Caucasian step.

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Oh, dude. I went to. I went to Dick's Sporting Goods.

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Oh, my God.

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I got a fishing rod, I got bait, I got hooks, I got bobs, I got a tackle box.

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Oh, my God.

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I mean, I was just buying. I didn't know what I was buying. I think I bought a short hook.

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I didn't know what the camo put in the car. Is that camo put in the car?

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Yeah. So I got a bunch of this stuff. Like, I look like Dale Earnhardt Jr. I don't know if they fish, but it sounds like they do. So it's a race car driver. Who cares?

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Very white still.

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So I wake up, 6am Boom.

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Get up. Boom.

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Time to go. I'm up. Like, let's go. I want to go fishing, right? So I put the cooler in my truck. I put all the fishing rods in my truck.

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Ooh.

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I haven't Woke up at 6am Since Jesus was a baby. I was like, literally like this on the road. I get to the neighborhood right of where this pond was, where this lake was, okay? So there's a big lake. So I go to this neighborhood where the lake was, but there's an extraordinary amount of cop cars out. And I said, what's going on at 6:00am at this lake? They found a body in the lake.

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Oh, cadaver.

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Let me fish it out.

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Yeah,

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it's not what happened. So I'm pulling up and I. I roll down the window to a cop because, like I said, I wanted to get in my white jeans. So I talked to the cop.

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Yeah, you did. I said, hey,

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hey, blue, what you got going on?

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Everything's safe around here. Think we can roll up there and park real quick?

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So I'm talking to the cop like this. Mind you, the road's in Front of me, I'm talking to the cops saying, hey, can I park there? They go, no, boy. And I was like, I forget I'm not one of you.

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Yeah, cosplaying today.

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They go, no, keep going. But they said, it's stern. It's 6am And I'm anxiety filled because it's my first time fishing and I'm

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nervous and you can't sweat.

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So I'm saying thank you. And I'm driving forward. I feel something hit my car. Apparently those cops had bicycles there too. I ran over the cop's bicycle. Now only the back tire, and they didn't give me any problems. It was okay. I was like, this is what it feels like to be all. I got away with it.

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Oh, God. So I.

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So let's start. I'm serious. I ran over.

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Ran over a bike cop. A cop?

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Well, he wasn't on the bike, but yes, I ran over.

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You'd been behind bars.

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Yes, I ran over the cops.

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Get your car.

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I ran over the cop's bicycle.

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Jesus.

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I found a parking spot in front of somebody's house. I take all the fishing poles and the tackle box and the cool and the chairs, the beer. And now there's a good little walk to get to the. To the lake.

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Yeah, there is.

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So I'm walking to the lake, right? And I'm with a woman. Let's mind you that now. She's ditzy.

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It's still pretty. Pretty bit hot, babe. You get the sunscreen? Just in there. £90. Oh, yeah.

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So I'm like, okay, hurry up. She's far behind. And now we're in this field walking to the lake.

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You beating her on foot while carrying everything is. Is. That's mystery.

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She was going through tick tock on her phone, walking. I was like, hey, I'm trying to go fish, right? So I'm stopping and I look back at her and I'm like, hey, come on. She's taking a wall. I'm sitting there waiting on her because I'm a good boyfriend, right? But as I'm sitting there waiting, my foot's getting real hot. I go, why is my foot hot? I look down. 15 million ants are in between my toes. I'm getting by these ants right now. No.

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Oh, God, I feel bad for you.

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I start jumping up. I'm taking off my socks. I'm banging. I. I mean, I am absolutely. I. I take a beer out of the cooler and start pouring it on my foot to get the thing off.

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Resourcefulness.

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My foot still itches. To this day, I'm not going to show you because it looks bad. You know, it looks.

[B]

Oh, I bet that's the worst. The fact you had your toes out is crazy. I mean, you were. You were fully cosplaying.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Fully leaned in.

[A]

I was in it. Right. So then I make it to the pond. Right. Now I didn't. Or to the lake. I make it to the lake, now my foot's on fire. I just hit a cop car. I'm having bad anxiety. Then I get there and I'm like, oh, I don't know how to fish. I didn't think about that.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I thought that there was. I didn't know. There's a whole system to get the hook on. On the string. And the string has to wrap around this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm sitting there at 6am watching tick tocks and how to assemble a God fishing rod like it's a missile launcher. I was there. I was like, what the is going on, man? I was like. And. And Sarah's looking at.

[B]

My foot's on fire. Sarah's still, oh, life's great.

[A]

Well, now she's starting to judge me.

[B]

She's like, much of a man, huh? How about you get another beer? Alcoholic.

[A]

Yeah. And so what she tells me, hey, start drinking. And I'm like, okay, so it's 6:00am I'm down. I got three beers in me.

[B]

That's egregious.

[A]

Oh, it feels good at this point. So now I hood rig some kind of fishing mechanism up.

[B]

It's like it turns into just absolute art. Yeah, Picasso, you're just like, oh, take the string, throw it here just. Cause you're drunk.

[A]

And this is where the story ends. I'm like, okay, now it's time to go fish. Now. I didn't know there's a certain form you have to do to throw the fishing rod, Peyton out into the lake. So I just bring the string is. Is like 6ft off the thing with the hook.

[B]

I go like this.

[A]

And I go to release the rod goes forward. But the string and the hook aren't following.

[B]

Please don't tell me it was Sarah.

[A]

That string.

[B]

Please don't tell me it was Sarah.

[A]

That hook went so far into my butt cheek, Cam, that it was stuck deep into my butt cheek. And if you think I'm kidding, you're

[B]

not showing me your. You're not showing me.

[A]

You got that? You get a little red mark in there.

[B]

See, it's there, the red part. It's scabbed it looks infected. You haven't been cleaning it? No. Oh, okay. First off, that is a. That's actually worse than I thought it'd be. I'll give you that. Second, you need. You need to clean.

[A]

Is it bad?

[B]

No, it's starting to get crusty. Like, it's starting to get, like, a little, like, a moldy crust up top. It's getting real.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That might be infected.

[A]

Yes. Sorry.

[B]

You hit. You stuck your own.

[A]

First off, what.

[B]

What was your outfit. What was your outfit to where you could just stick your own that easy? Your feet are out and exposed. Like, you show up in your drawers.

[A]

Basketball shorts. Yeah, it was like basketball shorts. It got hot quick. That was my Fourth of July.

[B]

You talk about a fourth of July running over a cop, stepping in an anthill and sticking your own. First off, you're not. It's not. You're not finishing a golf swing. You don't go like this.

[A]

I've learned.

[B]

You go out to the side.

[A]

No, I've learned now. Yeah, no, I've learned now. I went fully back here. And that mother said.

[B]

It said in your.

[A]

There you go. We're in your now.

[B]

Poor guy. Y' all want to know the best part? How many fish did you catch?

[A]

Oh, I didn't catch. I didn't see a fish. I didn't see a fish. I'm not sure that lake had fish. I'm not.

[B]

Oh, it did. Oh, it did. You let me. Were you. Okay, this is another thing. Were you going as far out as you can or you going, like, little shallow?

[A]

Well, I don't think I put the string on far enough. I swear to God, that thing didn't go more than four feet in front of me.

[B]

Oh, I mean, that's decent spot, though. I would have thought you would have went. Yeah, let's get these fish, like, all the way deep.

[A]

I was trying.

[B]

You want to play the short game?

[A]

Oh, really? Yeah, do that. Well, then I'm gonna try again.

[B]

Oh, dude. Okay, now, by all means. I'm not bass pro over here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I've been fishing a couple times. I've caught some fish. We absolutely have to go, and we have to.

[A]

I had a lot of fun because I was drinking.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[A]

It's turn. My foot hurt. But I was having fun.

[B]

My hurt. My foot hurt. I left with a felony, and I just had a lot of Coors light. But, bro, fishing is. Fishing is pretty close to golf.

[A]

Is it?

[B]

It's a little fun thing that. It's. It's Actually really fun because you're drinking the whole time. But it's a fun. It's. It's that game.

[A]

I was at the front four hours

[B]

not doing, not catching. Didn't even see a scale. You didn't see a fin.

[A]

I almost got a heat stroke. I think my head started really hurting. I realized I didn't drink water. It was like 98 degrees outside.

[B]

I was like half a gallon of beer.

[A]

Yeah, my foot was infected. My ass.

[B]

God. Okay, I have to tell you, my fourth of July, okay. So my fourth of July we went to Oklahoma, spent it with Liv's family. Everything was normal, everything was good, right? So we go to the fireworks stand and we buy some fireworks. Now mind you, I've seen fireworks. I've done some fireworks.

[A]

I've never like.

[B]

I've never been that into fireworks. So I've never went to the stand.

[A]

And bottom, I don't agree with fireworks.

[B]

First off, prices are insane.

[A]

Heard this huge inflation on fireworks are insane.

[B]

So we spent a moderate amount. We got like $200 of fireworks. We got some decent.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like cuz it was, it was all of us. We all pitched in like it was a good little show. We had. They have. Do you know, they've artillery. They've artillery fireworks.

[A]

What do you mean? Like weapons.

[B]

So there's pretty much like. Like quite like a mortar. Like so there's some that you just light the fuse and it just shoots from the box. Then there's artillery where it's a gauged like shell like this with a long wick on it. You light that and you drop it into the tube and then it goes like. Those are the ones. Okay. Now Oklahoma, I understand we have listers all over the place. Yeah, Peyton, I thought I was in the battle of Gettysburg at one point there was literal cannons going off.

[A]

Really? It was like.

[B]

I was like, what the Baghdad? It was insane. So then out of nowhere, massive storm comes through. Okay, I'm talking literally out of nowhere. Like we're sitting there doing fireworks and there's like 40 mile an hour wind.

[A]

I don't like that.

[B]

I was like, I hate this. That's scary. So we all go inside. Perfect timing because now the ribs and everything are done. We all sit down. This is Liv's dad's side. We all sit down, we're eating food and everything. And we're just talking about the fireworks and how it was cool. We'll finish them when the storm passes. Literally out of nowhere, Liv's dad, he's eating, eating ribs. He goes, wow. We go, are you all right? He goes, oh, yeah, I'm good. Okay. And then he has this, like, disdain on his face. He's kind of like. So then I make the joke. I'm like, oh, I'll be the funny guy. I'm like, you all right? Like, did you. You good? He goes, oh, yeah, no problem. My tooth fell. He said it that quick? He's like, oh, yeah, everything's all good. Tooth fell out. And I said. I literally went, you're lying. He's like, no, it's. It's out. It's gone. I said, did you swallow it at that exact moment? He goes, no, it's right here. Spit it out. Caught it in his hand, and it was a whole tooth. Which tooth? It was like one, like, back here. Like, it wasn't like a. If it kind of got there.

[A]

You got a molar.

[B]

I would have absolutely my pants. But it was like a back, like one of these little canines or something. But a whole tooth just fell out of his head.

[A]

You can't announce it. Like, that barbecue. You can't announce it.

[B]

Why. Why was it still in his mouth? He literally said, my tooth fell out with it still. Like, were you trying to hide that? Like, be polite.

[A]

My tooth falls off going, what the.

[B]

I'm going, oh, no.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, no. I'm checking which one. Oh. Oh, no. I might take the tooth and go, oh, no. Get back to me.

[A]

I'm freaking out.

[B]

And I was like, oh, dude, I know I'm not a man yet. Like, this man's tooth just fell out of his skull. And he continued. He took another bite of ribs. No, no, it's gluttony with his tooth.

[A]

Gluttony in his mouth.

[B]

He said. I said, man, are you. Are you okay? Are you choking?

[A]

What's going on? Oh, no. Everything's all good.

[B]

My tooth fell out. What the hell? And then he broke.

[A]

He put country.

[B]

Now I'm so pissed. I gotta ask. See if someone took a picture. I did not take a picture. We were all rolling, laughing. And it gets so after he spit it, he puts it on the table and we're all talking. And then Gabe. Yeah, Gabe goes, dad, I'm not gonna lie. That motherfucker looked like, a little rotten. Like, I think it was about time for that tooth to come out. I love my father in law. Dude, that tooth was. It literally looked like your Burke. It was, like, soulless. That tooth was just not a healthy tooth. It was time for it to come out. It was. It was. Bro. It Was unbelievable. Oh, believable moment.

[A]

That's crazy enough. Like, obviously, I assumed that that tooth was. Was ready to come out.

[B]

It was on his last leg.

[A]

You don't react and just spit it out and continue to eat. He's. You have to take him for, like, a check in a wellness check.

[B]

Oh, bro, think about a tooth falling out. Like a permanent tooth.

[A]

I want to put his business out there.

[B]

And this was his reaction.

[A]

And you can decide.

[B]

He got this. Okay, what happened?

[A]

He got on the phone with Sarah on Face. He goes, where's.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

I love him. He goes, light up like this. He goes, where's Sarah at? Sarah goes, hey, tj. He goes, I got band aids on.

[B]

I said, you gotta just say hi, yo, daddy, how you doing?

[A]

I got band aids on.

[B]

He goes, I got my band aids on. Doing good.

[A]

Ah.

[B]

Oh. When I showed up, he looked mummified. He was wrapped from knee down. It was a full blown rap.

[A]

And then you got it. Y' all gotta stay on the man. Oh, we are. Oh.

[B]

Liv made a hard rule with him.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She said, every time you go to the doctor, from now on, you have to FaceTime me. Yeah. Because you lie and I gotta treat you like a little kid.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

He's like, oh, everything's good. There's like a boiling thing on his way.

[A]

We don't want to put his business out there.

[B]

No. Yeah, no. His leg is looking a lot better, though.

[A]

But. Yeah.

[B]

Unbelievable, bro. That was the funniest of the whole. It was unreal, bro.

[A]

I learned something about myself this weekend.

[B]

Oh, God. That can be scary at our age.

[A]

No, it's, like, real scary. It's a talent thing. I have a talent. Ah.

[B]

Humor.

[A]

You can ask my whole household about it.

[B]

I don't believe anyone that sleeps in that house. I don't believe anyone that sleeps in the house. No matter. Nothing that comes out of my way.

[A]

Found out I didn't have AC for the eight months I lived.

[B]

And you always got onto us for saying it was.

[A]

It was broken. It was broken. It was broken. They replaced the whole unit.

[B]

Son of a bitch. Yeah, it's broken.

[A]

Feels brain.

[B]

You made me and K Rob feel completely crazy.

[A]

No, no, I didn't. It was. Y' all are mean about it. Y' all were mean about it.

[B]

That's not mean when I'm sweating bullets in your room.

[A]

You're like, big girls don't eat shit.

[B]

I go, ooh, I got seven guest rooms don't have air. That makes sense. Ooh, everyone come over, watch at our place. So we can sweat and stink.

[A]

No, upstairs is very cold, so whenever I was telling y' all to watch, it's dark.

[B]

No one's up there.

[A]

No, no, that AC worked up. There's two different units. You wouldn't know that happens in big square footage. Houses. Different units. Right. Different mechanisms that go throughout the house. It's all right. One day. Just kidding.

[B]

I'm kidding.

[A]

That's funny. I'll talk to you about. Oh, I'm about to get in my. I'm gonna sound prude later in the podcast because I have a story about that door Dasher. Renee. Oh, if you're on my Instagram, you know about Renee. Oh, I got a whole thing.

[B]

Oh, my God. I cannot. I literally called this man. He said, no, no, I cannot tell you is. I'm not telling.

[A]

Oh, but you'll see that later in the episode.

[B]

But can I wait for that? Yeah, tell me.

[A]

I have.

[B]

Riddle me your talent.

[A]

I have a. I found out I have a talent.

[B]

Okay. I don't believe you, but sure, it's really good.

[A]

I think it's because I'm a little messed up. You know? Like, people that are like me, we can. We're really good at certain things.

[B]

Very specific things.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, my brother can name everything about a car, and he's. He's like. You know, he's.

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's got props I'll never forget. Like, you can see a car. You go, oh, yeah, in 1942, they changed the doors on that one. Like, it's like.

[B]

He's like, never forget this man. Payton was about to get a car. This man paid. Was about to get a car. He was like, what should I get? I think Preston said, man cannot beat you. Cannot beat Honda Odyssey.

[A]

I said, I want a luxury car.

[B]

This sent me.

[A]

No disrespect. I said, preston, I'll kill you. I'll kill you where you stand. Oh, man.

[B]

Okay. Talent.

[A]

I found out I have a hidden talent about myself.

[B]

Yes, Wes, what is it?

[A]

I can understand things in reverse.

[B]

What does that even mean? Like, what does that mean?

[A]

If something's played in reverse, I can. I can. I know what it's saying. I know what people are saying. If it's in reverse.

[B]

So if, like, words. If someone speaks in reverse, you hear it clear.

[A]

Anything in reverse, I can figure it out.

[B]

Guess what.

[A]

No, I swear to you. You know, people are like lip readers. I'm a hear reverse reader. Anything reverse, I can hear it. Well, And I thought it was crazy, too, but I kept doing. Might take me some seconds, but I can do it.

[B]

I don't. Can I test you? Let me quiz you. I can quiz you.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

So I just have to. I don't know how to speak in reverse. You can decode it. I was like, egg dog, mighty. You go, oh, pizza's hot. Out of here. That is not real at all.

[A]

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[B]

Okay, Okay. I just went to the side room completely away from him, and I recorded, like, four words.

[A]

I'm ready.

[B]

I put them in reverse. And we're just going to. We're just going to test. Okay?

[A]

Okay. I hope you didn't make it, like, super hard, though.

[B]

No. I go. I'm like screaming apple. It's appetiza toast. And I go, oh, you go North Pacific west.

[A]

If I can do that, put me in a museum.

[B]

Oh, I know I can do, like, NASA.

[A]

I boosted it up a little bit. I can do simple Words I like. And I've only tested this for a weekend, and I was drunk.

[B]

That's. That's crazy to go on. On the air, on the Internet. That lives forever after a drunken weekend. And go, dude, I have a new talent. Like, you put in maybe two hours into.

[A]

Yeah, but maybe two hours. All right. I put 30 seconds in and change people's lives.

[B]

Okay, first one. You ready? Yeah. And you tell me when it gets too annoying because they're short videos. So it's gonna go and go.

[A]

Okay. Is that even in reverse? It's moon. Is that it? That didn't sound like it was in reverse. That was moon.

[B]

That was in reverse. And what do you mean that was moon? Why'd you say it? So simple. Don't dap me up.

[A]

You gotta be happy for me. That's.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

That sounds like moon. No, everybody agrees with that. Go do it again. It really sounds like you're saying moon with, like, sauce in your mouth. Like, were you eating when you made that? What? That was easy. That's moon.

[B]

Easy. If you just told me. If someone just blindfolded me, I don't know why my vision matters, but if someone said, hey, what word is this in reverse, I would be all over the place.

[A]

Yeah, you don't have the talent. No, that sounds like you just had food in your mouth. Turn it up a little bit, too.

[B]

Okay, here we go. Here we go. Hello.

[A]

Sounds like a foreign prayer. Here we go. Say it again.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Stop it. Koala.

[B]

What in the is happening?

[A]

It's easy if you learn it. Hawala.

[B]

Stop saying learn it. It's not so.

[A]

You get the beginning and the end. Hawalik. And then he. Context clues. I mean, that's why it sounds like a foreign brand.

[B]

But how do you like. Okay,

[A]

it's easy. Syllables. And Hawala. It's all syllables and first and last words.

[B]

Flip those. Hawala. I go. That's not koala.

[A]

Hawala. Listen, Hawala.

[B]

I didn't say. I swear to God, when I made the video, I didn't go koala. Like, I didn't do that. That's what I'm saying. You can justify it. You're getting it, right? So your methods work.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Okay, next one.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Sound like a minute. Oh, now we're clapping. Oh, now, syllables. Oh, now we're clapping. I'll give it to you one more time.

[A]

I don't know what that first.

[B]

I think you got you on this one. I think you're stumped. Shut up. That just scared me. That scared me a little bit.

[A]

Trying to think you're over here moaning in my ear. Banana.

[B]

How the you doing this? This is stupid. This is stupid. Oh. Oh, my God. How are you get. And you said banana. Oh, look at that little. Oh, I'm sorry. I almost went. Dropped the ribs.

[A]

Is that it?

[B]

Yes, it was. Banana. Yeah. Okay, you're gonna teach me.

[A]

I have one more. Hold on. Syllables in first and last, and you use context clues and be careful.

[B]

I have one more. Okay.

[A]

It's like Minions, Holtz.

[B]

Tonight we will steal the moon.

[A]

You're a dad. Now.

[B]

This one, I. I genuinely roots. I genuinely hope you don't get it.

[A]

Soul. Soul.

[B]

No. Loots.

[A]

Loots. Oh, stool.

[B]

Yeah, Dude. Okay. I don't know what to say.

[A]

I don't know. It's not me.

[B]

Stool is the easiest one.

[A]

Yeah, because loots backwards is stool. Right?

[B]

Is that all you have to do? Just decipher it?

[A]

I mean, it's literally just a word in reverse.

[B]

I know, but, like, there's no I

[A]

would syllables because you're not talented. God didn't bless you with that.

[B]

Okay. He blessed me in some other areas.

[A]

It's.

[B]

I go. He blessed me in some other areas. Fertility. I go. I'm two for two.

[A]

Oh, man. Dude. Yeah, I learned that this weekend. It's just. It's all.

[B]

Just learned that first off.

[A]

Well, I learned that about myself.

[B]

Campfire skill. Like. Like, you had a beer, you talked to Sarah's dad, and you're just like. Imagine you're so up, you just started talking. Oh, my God.

[A]

That's what it is.

[B]

Oh, my God. You got so blasted that I just. People were talking, but you were hearing it in reverse.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, you were drunk.

[A]

Drunk, yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah, I was. I was having a good.

[B]

You're sitting there looking at. Oh,

[A]

Yeah, dude. I've learned a lot about myself.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay, I just thought about this. So obviously I. I recorded those on Snapchat and just went reverse, right?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Crazy. Crazy. You know how it shows memories?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. A picture pulled up from today from, like, years ago. Whatever happened to that girl? Like, she was in the picture of all of us. I don't know if you want this deep to keep this, but who she. Florida. I never told you. No, I literally just saw in the

[A]

memory about the text. That text.

[B]

I have nothing. But you have a text. Was it this.

[A]

Was this, like, two years ago?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Two years ago Florida. Yes. Yes.

[B]

There's a text. Okay. Dead.

[A]

I don't know if I still have it. But there's a text that she sent me, like, years ago when this happened.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I wanted to talk about on the podcast, but I wanted to give it time, and I just completely forgot about it. Can I try to.

[B]

God, there's no bet. Please try to find it.

[A]

See? Speaking of text. Sorry. You know what? Actually, it's probably my favorites.

[B]

That's insane.

[A]

No, no, no, that text is insane.

[B]

Oh, it's a bad text.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Wait, bad from you or from her? Because you can get nasty. You can get absolutely wicked behind the thumbs.

[A]

It's from her.

[B]

Let me. Oh, my God. No, no, don't tell me. She hurt my pay to wait as well.

[A]

No, she didn't hurt me. She creeped me out. It was really text.

[B]

The amount of different. Oh, it's that. Oh, it's that text. Oh, it's crazy.

[A]

I really. I pray to God I can find it. You can, like, search your favorites now.

[B]

Wait, there's favorites in text messages?

[A]

No. So if you like in your. In your favorites. In my album. Right. And then like in the favorites album, but then you can search pictures.

[B]

Oh, like, with that.

[A]

It takes what she said in it because I remember a little bit.

[B]

Oh, my God. There it is. You have it? Yes.

[A]

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Yeah, I mean, they so many travel destinations on booking.com. anything that, like, I'm thinking about whether it's, I just want a balcony, you know, on my place, I want an adults only kind of place. If I just want a beach, if

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Yes, it. It is travel time. It's time to book that trip. It's easy Booking dot com booking.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. What?

[B]

I'm so happy. This actually black. I hope she doesn't watch. What does that even mean? Black? That's what's she called. Oh, my God. You have to read.

[A]

Can you please read it? I literally stopped talking right to this.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I think the context of this text.

[B]

Oh, no. Give it to us raw.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

You want to, like. No context.

[B]

I want it raw. Ah, no context is good. Context is good. Or no context.

[A]

Well, no, I'll do no context.

[B]

Yeah, there we go. Reverse engineer.

[A]

Swear to God. She texted me this saying,

[B]

I'm so ready for this. I'm so ready for this.

[A]

That is. That is just divine. Pod gods right there. The fact that that picture popped up. Okay, the text. The text says, hello, my beautiful black

[B]

king with a crown. Yeah. Oh, my God. I call you that. I call you my beautiful black king. I do.

[A]

Hello, my beautiful black king crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king and hella butta sauce. With the black arm emoji and a heart. You can have my Diet Coke.

[B]

What? That sounds like a bomb went off. I thought we got bombed, bro. I legit got scared for a second kind of studios.

[A]

Yes. Look, I have the text. Read it. Do you want the I stopped talking to her.

[B]

That hello, my beautiful black king crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king and hella butter sauce.

[A]

How'd she smell? Butter.

[B]

Hella B U T T A H Butter. Hella butter sauce. Black flex, red heart. And you can have my Diet Coke. What the you think I would erase. Yeah, she was, like, Hispanic. Yeah, she was.

[A]

Why is she talking to me like that?

[B]

Daddy, can I first. Can I start this by saying that is absolutely not the route I thought this text was going. I thought she was like, no, you just talking her.

[A]

No, we. We're fine.

[B]

That's why I was like, whatever happened? Because I didn't remember like this, like, turmoil.

[A]

She wanted. I don't remember.

[B]

She gave you the ick. She gave you the black egg. She gave the black King a black plague. She said, hell, good morning, my beautiful black African king. Go get some African American black crab legs and hella butter butter sauce.

[A]

Hella butter is crazy.

[B]

After I got my black King. S E L L A space Butta B u T T H. She's a Hispanic girl.

[A]

Yeah. From, like, Miami.

[B]

And then she literally hit a black flex.

[A]

She had to click on that emoji and select the black.

[B]

No, she had something, like, within her.

[A]

Yeah, I think she was into that. She wanted to call me something. I. I was like. Cuz I remember. I don't remember. Was she in town? I don't remember what it was, but

[B]

it was, like, something.

[A]

I. I wanted to try seafood because I wasn't into seafood at the time, and I was.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Shut up. Shut the up. She sent this while she was at your house? Yeah, I think so.

[A]

Like, and I went to go get the. My beautiful black angle Hella butter sauce. What?

[B]

I would have given the lease to the apartment. I would have never returned. I would have never showed back up.

[A]

Yeah. I'm so surprised I never showed.

[B]

Get some hella king crab for my beautiful black king. Make sure you don't forget the hella butter. She's a. She was Hispanic. That's not how you sound at all.

[A]

She never, like. She never talked to me like that, and she never spoke to me like that.

[B]

What possessed her to say.

[A]

It was in the first text of the day, too.

[B]

She woke up a little spunky, a little racist. Like, she just woke up just t. Racist.

[A]

Yeah. I think right before that. You know what I mean? And then. And then the next morning, she was like, my blood.

[B]

She goes, I've never been treated like I was last time. My black king. Y' all make sure you bring back that hella butter, son. Oh, and by the way, you can have my Diet Coke. The only normal part of that message. You can have my D.C. yeah. What in the hell?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. I'm so happy.

[B]

That was just. That just severed.

[A]

Like, I think after that trip, I sent her back, and I never talked to her again. To Florida. To Florida. I know. July 4th just happened. All right. No, to Florida. To Florida.

[B]

I wasn't even talking about the location. I was just talking about the verbiage.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, my God. Crazy text. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. What a moment. That it, dude, that. Because genuinely, I want to, like, interview her, bring her back. Hey, are you real? Are you a real person?

[A]

Because you experienced those 45 seconds to be able to send that. I'm gonna.

[B]

It, like, been close. Girl, I know what you're talking about. I've seen it.

[A]

Ooh, golly.

[B]

I've seen it. I've seen it alive and well, too.

[A]

Oh, have we ever told that story?

[B]

Oh, God. I knocked on the door. I said, hey, I need some more double A's for my Game Boy. Oh, what the Is that? I said, ah. Who is that? What is that? Hey, there's some of your pants. Get it out. You need help.

[A]

I don't know why I didn't waistband.

[B]

I don't know why you didn't waistband or, like, I'm not gonna. I don't think you could have waste, man. I think you're shirtless up top too. I think you just came out. Oh.

[A]

Oh, dude,

[B]

you want to know something even better than that is I will never experience that. Have thinking about waistband and me touching my own sternum. I'll die without ever having that as a genuine thought.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

If I waste my hands, like. Yeah, you can barely see it. It's more than that, but it's. It's not.

[A]

It's not.

[B]

I remember. Swallow. Whatever that was you said.

[A]

I remember.

[B]

Oh, I mean, that was a moment.

[A]

I remember.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I said, because we share. Okay, we shared a room, but the bathroom was in his. Like, there was a dividing door in my room. His room, but the shared bathroom was in.

[A]

To get to our shared bathroom, he had to go through my room.

[B]

What the. That was stupid. You beat me to move in. He picked a big room. That's dumb as. Anyway. Anyway, I.

[A]

It makes it more sense. You were more social, so everybody had to go through your room to talk, like, if they wanted to hang out.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Nobody would have came if.

[B]

I never say, I never, like, forced you to meet everybody. And you had the front room. People are coming in to just hang out and stuff. You're always just like this. But I knocked to just get in my. My rightful space in my bathroom. And he's going to pound town, and they're having fun. And apparently the festival, the ride just ended, like, just ended. Very much blood flow. And he opens the door and he's just like this. He's like, yeah, what's up, bro? He's like, yeah, what's up, man? And I literally was like. I was like, hey, bronchine. What the. I was like, what is that thing? What is that? What is that? Is that thigh weight? What is that? I've seen an ankle weight. Is that a thigh weight? What is that? That can't be what I think it is. That's a bear. That can't be right. Oh, wow. All right, I'm gonna go piss. All right, I'm gonna go. Just get back in the bed. Are you all right, ma'? Am? I go. I'll call help if you need help. My God.

[A]

You go to the hospital.

[B]

What? I go. Why did I get that? I go. My God. He can already jump higher than me. Means I'm making better, too. You know, I had no There.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

What am I. What about this?

[A]

You're gonna stop. You're not telling everything on this podcast. What about that?

[B]

What about. Oh, my God. I. I hate us. And I love us. I love us. I can't see too well, but I'm getting those little black dots. I need to ask a doctor about that, bro. That happens every episode.

[A]

If I see that, you better cut that last part out.

[B]

Oh, God, dude.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, wow. Let's talk about something else.

[B]

Oh, my God. God, dude.

[A]

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[B]

Let's do it.

[A]

Do you eat your applesauce hot or cold?

[B]

What the does that mean? I'm 28. I haven't had applesauce in 15 years. Applesauce, bro. I'm on the verge of not being able to breathe. You're gonna ask me about applesauce?

[A]

You don't eat applesauce.

[B]

I haven't bought. I don't even buy applesauce for my babies. They don't even need applesauce. You think I eat applesauce as a 28 year old?

[A]

When you ate applesauce, you didn't eat it. Applesauce, hot or cold?

[B]

I ate it. Room temp.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. 20 years ago? Yeah, it was room tip.

[A]

You've never had an opinion?

[B]

Hot or cold? If I had to be cold, for sure, it was either room temp or from the fridge.

[A]

Hot applesauce.

[B]

You're a killer. You are an absolute murderer.

[A]

No, you warm up your applesauce. It's the best delicacy ever. It's the best dessert.

[B]

First off, applesauce, not a dessert.

[A]

Just cut that right there.

[B]

Please stop. Applesauce is what they give out at the shelter.

[A]

You're the only one who can make applesauce a class thing.

[B]

No, applesauce is not a dessert.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

They give it to children. You threw up. That was vomit. I heard the chunk. Like the little pipe got busted. I have seen applesauce handed to children at breakfast.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I was a YMCA camp leader counselor. I served applesauce. Two children at breakfast.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

We never gave out a dessert. Not once. Ergo, can't have as an adult.

[A]

Applesauce is a dessert warmed up.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

You got to heat up your applesauce first off.

[B]

That in itself is disgusting.

[A]

Or it's a good. It's a good like sauce for pork chops. You ever put. What? What? You never put applesauce on your pork chops.

[B]

You look like a pork chop eating mother. Pork chops?

[A]

What's wrong with pork chops and applesauce? You've never done that?

[B]

Are you alive? What do you mean I've never done that? Applesauce and pork chops oh, my God.

[A]

Right now. Try it.

[B]

Dude, have you ever put battery acid on your Pop Tarts? Makes a weird little flavor. Shut up. No.

[A]

You're not gonna make me look like this. You're not gonna make me look like this. You're gonna be so surprised.

[B]

I'm not making you do anything. I'm not making you do anything.

[A]

I haven't had a pork chop without applesauce. I've never done it. I've never had that.

[B]

Oh, dude, I almost said some. I mean, just terrible. Like, terrible. You need to be shot. But not, like, fatally, but, like, maybe like a pellet gun. Just, like, just one good. Just shot.

[A]

I think you're gonna be grossly surprised about how many people know about this and do this. It's more people eat pork chops with applesauce than not.

[B]

I'm feeling an innate need to hurt you, squeeze you. Why apples? You're saying that in your dad. First of all, eating applesauce on pork chops. Applesauce, a kid's snack on an entree. That is meat.

[A]

You're grossly mistaken, saying applesauce is a kid's snack. Cold applesauce is for kids. Grow up.

[B]

I don't hate any sauce. I don't hate my sauces. I don't heat ketchup. I don't heat mustard. I don't heat anything.

[A]

You should start heating it.

[B]

It's all cold after you open it. Where does it go? Fridge. Spaghetti sauce. Open it. Where does it go? Fridge. It gets hot when you put it in the rest of the meal. And you don't put applesauce on meat.

[A]

Well, peanut butter goes in the.

[B]

Like, Are you in jail?

[A]

Well, if you put your peanut butter in the pantry like you said you do, that's a warm sauce.

[B]

That's not a sa. Oh, my God. Peanut butter's not a sauce.

[A]

It acts as a sauce.

[B]

No, it doesn't.

[A]

You don't dip your apple slices in peanut butter.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, yes, you do, but that's not a sauce.

[A]

It's a saucy substance.

[B]

You don't take a spoonful of peanut butter and drizzle it. Something you'd be there for a century.

[A]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

You'd be there for y.

[A]

Over. Over what? Oh, over a banana. It's like the fondue. It's peanut butter fondue.

[B]

You do not drizzle. Keyword. Drizzle your peanut butter over a banana. You. You. I have seen you throat countless bananas in your existence.

[A]

Careful.

[B]

And you do not drizzle them I've seen you salt and pepper the son of a. I've never seen you drizzle peanut butter on a banana.

[A]

You know, it's also good applesauce and bananas. Applesauce is the most. Applesauce is more diverse than ketchup.

[B]

You're. You're going to hell. You are going to hell with the world's worst people ever. Why?

[A]

First off, cuz you haven't tried something because your palate's this big. You still eat Lean Cuisines with the penguin on it.

[B]

You drunk too much beer and you thought you were a sage and could speak backwards. I obviously can. This is. Yeah, you're right. But this is probably one of those

[A]

moments you make because I got a

[B]

big applesauce, I go, shut your dumb big.

[A]

Apples.

[B]

No, that. That is. That is another drunken thing. That is a drunken thing.

[A]

No, it's not. Right. Now try applesauce and bananas. Then try applesauce and pork chops. After you eat applesauce and pork chops, your life is going to change.

[B]

Do you just hear what you told me? Like you just told. Imagine going to the grocery list and you're said, applesauce, bananas, pork chop.

[A]

Name a time I've been wrong about a snack. I make the best snacks in the world.

[B]

Cucumber Gatorade hole.

[A]

I literally raised Cucumber Gatorade sales 125%.

[B]

Yeah, you did. That's fine.

[A]

I couldn't get. I couldn't get at that whole year I couldn't get cucumber Gatorade in my store.

[B]

But everyone wanted to give me my egg. Was disagree with you. They're not agreeing with you, but they

[A]

tried it and they loved it, obviously. Then salt and peanut butter banana. Then after that, salt and pepper bananas. What happened? Everybody tried it. Became a trend. It's good now, right now go get a pork chop and then go put some applesauce on it. Warm. Cold could be good if you like that kind of texture.

[B]

Or Gordon Ramsay cold could be goofy. Or texture. Shut up.

[A]

Well, I don't know how to cook, so it makes me come up with concoctions like this.

[B]

So you took a pork chop, you put it in a skillet meat and you went,

[A]

sarah made the pork chop. I don't know how to make pork chops. My friend has a permanent eye style from a pork chop. Got one of those beads stuck in there.

[B]

What does that even mean?

[A]

That's what he told me. You know, people got that little dot in their eyes.

[B]

I hate that. I always want to Poke it with a thumbtack.

[A]

He said he got his from a pork chop.

[B]

I think I said this. What does that mean? Like, it was this and it popped

[A]

up in his eye and it got stuck in.

[B]

Oh, it's a. It's not even a sty. It's just foreign. It has a piece of ham in there.

[A]

Yeah, something's in my eye.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay, enough of the pork chop and applesauce. Okay? I saw something. I know for a fact you've seen this, but we have to talk about it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Did you see Chris Brown at his most recent concert? And I'm talking about the theatrics on the stage, right?

[A]

What part? It's a long show. I heard it's a four hour show.

[B]

Oh, four hours, whatever. I'm honed in on this about three minute segment.

[A]

What happened?

[B]

Oh, no, nothing. Basically just a fan.

[A]

Oh, I saw that. He. I mean, can I say I'd be. I. That's. Those are blessful strokes.

[B]

Oh. Oh. I mean, I get. I get all the aura. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, he's. Oh, while singing, too. While singing. Popping.

[A]

Oh, was it during popping? No, I would love to receive Chris Brown strokes during popping.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Chris Brown could take me during popping. Oh, God.

[A]

And you know, he's well endowed.

[B]

Probably 100%. I mean, he gives it at least. He gives. Well endowed. Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is, this is like, think about this. This is. They go to a concert, right? People look close enough and he just goes, you look good. Come here.

[A]

That was a fan.

[B]

That was a fan.

[A]

I thought that was one of his dancers. It has to be one of his dancers.

[B]

That was a fan.

[A]

You got to sign up like a. Like a. Like a.

[B]

Like a waiver, like prenup.

[A]

You have to like.

[B]

Like he's. He's literally having. With this woman.

[A]

Yeah, I saw that, bro. He was hot.

[B]

He's going to.

[A]

He spanked her.

[B]

He's.

[A]

I watched, I watched two strokes. I said, it's too much for me.

[B]

He's fully stroking her, grabbing all that good meat. Like all that good skin. You know, those crevices, cracks and creases. He's grabbing all the creases, crevices and cracks. Oh, no, he's in his bag, thrusting her in. I'm talking. Just taking it. He's taking it. And then he's. He steps back, hits a little high note real quick. Like he. And I'm like, one. Okay, let's just break it down. 1. He doesn't love that woman. You're supposed to have intimate s like that with people you love. He doesn't love her first red flag 2. Hey, guess what? There's 30,000 souls watching this right now live. 3, you didn't ask if she has a man or a husband or children. Four, there's a 30,000 people there. Let's call it 15,000 phones recording you being by Chris Brown in the middle of a stage. And five. And five, the cherry on top whenever he ends it. Oh, thank you for. Oh, thank you. Get the out of here. I gotta finish my show. I mean, like an absolute just. It is.

[A]

First of all, I need. We need to do research on if that was a fan.

[B]

Do I look it up? Can you.

[A]

Can I see the video real quick? We can't. We can't put this on the screen. But do your own research, please, God.

[B]

Go watch the video.

[A]

We'll cut to after I watch it.

[B]

Like, genuinely look at that. That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, I'm not gassing.

[A]

Oh, no, you can keep this in.

[B]

I'm not gassing it. Like, he is. He's having.

[A]

Somebody's tied up, what, three minutes. Oh, yeah, this lady's tied up.

[B]

Like, he almost just touched her.

[A]

Okay. Oh, my God.

[B]

No, I'm tell. Like, I'm not. I'm telling you.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's not bad. Oh,

[A]

she. I mean, she hasn't broken eye contact. Yes.

[B]

No, she's freaked out too. Okay.

[A]

Can you imagine? Imagine. No, imagine, like people. I hate to sound like this. We're getting old. Imagine like a daddy daughter in the crowd. Like, they both love Chris Brown songs. It's like they love popping. They love with you.

[B]

Yeah, down.

[A]

Well, no, the daddy daughter wouldn't like that song.

[B]

I'm saying the daddy might and the daughter might.

[A]

No, the daddy probably liked that song

[B]

to the mom and made the daughter.

[A]

The daughter's now. Okay, but you need to stop. I'm talking about a daddy daughter. Like, they love.

[B]

Oh, they like it together.

[A]

They love, like, with you together. They love singing like it popping. Like, run it. Like all those songs. Right.

[B]

Just because you have a wide audience of fans, like, you don't need to change who you are. Like, he probably goes to the show. It's like, oh, I want to.

[A]

Yeah, I want to.

[B]

On stage with clothes on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So like, you don't have to change that because there's a potential that there might be younger audience.

[A]

I think we're mistaken that that was a fan. I don't think it was a fan. I think that was somebody that was on his guest list that came to that show. That was somebody that was on that guest list. And I got some Chris Brown stories too, from behind the scenes. He's got a good guest list.

[B]

Chris Brown.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Chris Brown kissing a fan on stage during take you down performance. This is the same woman, by the way. Same performance.

[A]

Who is that?

[B]

They're locking lips.

[A]

But who is that?

[B]

Swap and spit.

[A]

No, I'm saying who's that tweet from? I don't trust that, too. Anyway, that is crazy. Oh, Kev, stop watching it.

[B]

No, no, no, no. This is watching it. This is the woman.

[A]

Yeah, she's an Instagram model probably, isn't she?

[B]

She went on. She went on Live talks about the viral clip that went around. She went to the show with her sister.

[A]

Oh, say it. Hurry. Read.

[B]

Oh, sorry. On the Jaden confirms, though Chris Brown did kiss her multiple times. It seems the sisters have a direct plug to Breezy and are taking full advantage.

[A]

Thank you. I told you, there's no way that they don't know him. They look like that. They're. They're Instagram models. I'm telling you, they got. They got it. Maybe so, but I have a story before we get out of here.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I got to talk about Renee.

[B]

Oh, my God. I've been waiting.

[A]

I got to talk about Renee from doordash.

[B]

Yes, you do.

[A]

Now, you might have seen this on my TikTok. You might have seen this on my Instagram story. I got threatened by a doordash driver. Absolutely threatened by this. This vicious thug that came into my neighborhood. Her name is Renee.

[B]

Lock up Renee.

[A]

Literally. Hashtag arrest. Renee from doordash.

[B]

Put in the comments right now.

[A]

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[B]

All right guys. I know I love a good dad. Bob, you got one. It's all right.

[A]

But you got one.

[B]

But we're in summer now.

[A]

We are.

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[B]

Dallas area Not a single stutter either.

[A]

I. I am perturbed. I am nervous to even order from your service anymore. I don't know what to do because of this criminal you have representing your company in the greater Dallas area. Her name's Renee. Now, I will say this, hashtag, release the call because it's recorded. Hashtag, release the call. Now, I have it from both ends, so don't you dare try to try it. Don't you try it. Doordash. So basically what happened is I had my girlfriend and her mom over at my house, right? Okay, well, my girlfriend lives there. My girlfriend's mom was at me and my girlfriend's house, right? And they said, oh, I'm hungry. And I said, hey, my beautiful queens, don't you dare try to go out and get food. Don't you dare. I have doordash.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

I have doordash.

[B]

This black king's got you.

[A]

You need to stop. I have doordash. So I'm gonna order some. What do y' all want? They said, I want this specific fajita. I said, I got you. I'll get you six of those specific fajitas. I order them, right?

[B]

There you go. Didn't ask for that.

[A]

I. I order the fajitas right from this place. I always order the fajitas from. It's a great fajita place in the greater Dallas area.

[B]

I need to get that name when we're done.

[A]

Yeah, I got you. So I order on doordash frequently. I've never had a problem now, ever had a problem until this violent thug grenade came along. So confirmed order and it says, renee is your dasher. She's on her way to go get your fajitas. So I said, thank you, Renee. Right? Now Renee picks up my order and I see her traveling to my neighborhood. Now, I will say this and you can get your, your capitalist. You get your jokes off the 1%. I live in a gated community, all right? I will put it out there. Fine. It's for these violent thugs like Renee is why.

[B]

It's these violent, criminal, vicious thugs like

[A]

Renee that I try to keep out of my life, right? So this violent, vicious thug Renee, who I find out is a 50 year old white woman, she's making her jolly way to my neighborhood. Now, I know because I doordash all the time to my neighborhood that I gotta send these doordashers a gate code. Highly secured.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

For a reason. Thugs like Renee. So I send Renee a code. It's in the chat. I have a text. I Have it, screenshot it. I send it to her right now. I'm talking, I've done my part. I've done it. I'm talking to my girlfriend and her mom, right? She's building my 4 foot tall Gengar puzzle. I'm sitting there watching her do it, right? I'm not near my phone because I'm quality time with my phone family, my hungry family. I look over and I see I received a call from Doordash. I go, oh, no, I can't breathe. I, I, I, I missed a call. Why did I miss a call? I go to our chat and it says, for a message from Renee saying, I, I'm turning around, period. Attitude, Renee.

[B]

Off RIP Attitude.

[A]

What are you talking about? You're turning around? So I call Renee. I go, hey, is everything okay? She goes, no, first of all, I'm already shaken and disturbed. I'm around my family, Renee. I'm around my, I'm shaken and disturbed. So I'm like, whoa, Renee, what's wrong? Renee, what's going on? And she goes, she goes, you need to tell your security that or. No, no, no, she, this is before she blamed the security, she blames me. She goes, your directions are all messed up. And I go, what directions, Renee? I didn't put in any directions.

[B]

Renee.

[A]

The doordash does that on their own. I don't know how to do that. And she goes, it took me to this back exit for the gate, which only residents. And I go, everybody can get into any gate if you have a code. Did you receive the code I got you? No, I didn't get any code. I'm turning around. I said, no, you're not.

[B]

Renee, you have my product.

[A]

He's like, renee, you have my food. And she goes, yeah, I have your food, but it's my lunch now.

[B]

What?

[A]

Holy violent thug. Renee threatened me, threatened me saying, your hundred dollar meal is now my lunch. And I go, whoa, Renee, whoa. What are you talking. I'm shaking at this point. I'm like, this can't. I'm disturbed, I'm perturbed. She goes, it's my lunch now. And I go, renee, no. This is for my, for my family. For my family. They're hungry. They're starving. And she goes, she goes, oh. She goes, it's okay, boy. Racial, racial, racial, Renee. Racist, racial and racist, both of them. She goes, it's okay, boy. I go. She goes, I'm glad you ordered all this food. Cause it's gonna make a really good lunch for me. Cause you don't Know how to give directions. And you wanna live in your little gated community. First of all, expensive. Let's clock that T. I pay a premium to live there to stay away from violent criminal thugs like you, 50 year old white Renee. And she goes, I'm not gonna drive all over the DFW area to deliver your little meal. It's my food now. But that's $100 plate.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

That's $100 plate. You've never spent $100 on fajitas. It's a class issue now. And now. And I go, oh, Renee, it's not the whole DFW area. You just have to put in the gate code. She goes. She goes, I was talking to your security guard at the gate. There's no code to put in. Well, let me tell you something. If you wanted that talk box seconds as a code placer, you can't talk to the guard. If you didn't see the code placer, that's your fault. And she goes, no, I'm turning around with your food, you need your directions. Guy. Guy.

[B]

Guys.

[A]

Assuming my gender.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

So now it's a double problem. And you're a hateful. Now you're a hateful. I am. I am very pro LGBTQIA plus over here, okay? We don't play those games. Not with my people. Not with my people. I'm very plus. I'm very pro LGBTAQIA plus. Sorry if I mispronounced. So she's now giving me genders.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Which is fine because I am a him. Which is fine. You assumed right. Doesn't make you okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she goes, she goes, cry all you want, little boy.

[B]

Whoa, now she's talking. Now she's talking about your meat.

[A]

She called you little. She calls me little. And she turns around, she goes, it's gonna be a good lunch. Hangs up, arrest her.

[B]

She's violent thug.

[A]

On a recorded line. She told me she's stealing my food. Hundred dollar fajitas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Making fun of my. Where I live. Rude. Calls me boy. That's racist. Then says, guy, that is anti LGBTQTI plus. Don't like that. She heads back. Now I call. I call the support line. Hey, you have a violent thug stealing. There's a criminal on the loose stealing my hundred dollar fajitas. My family's starving. $100 is just taken from me. I'm calling doordash. They say, oh, it looks like she's taking it back to the place. You can go pick it up now my life's in danger. Because I have to drive these streets

[B]

with violent thugs like Renee.

[A]

Renee walking around.

[B]

I could have.

[A]

Knowing Renee, she was not in her right mind. She could have been waiting outside my neighborhood to t bone me at any time.

[B]

100%. And you wouldn't have been in the right mind to drive either, because you were shaking and perturbed.

[A]

And so I drive to the fajita place, knowing that Renee might be there to assassinate me or take more from me and steal. We know she's a violent thug criminal, 100%. So I had to go in there. I'm ducking. I'm literally. You can check the security cameras. I'm literally, like, shaking and perturbed. And I go to the. To the counter guy, and I go, hey, was there a little white lady here named Renee? He goes, yeah, bro. What happened? And I was like, I don't know. She said she was going to steal from me. She said. And then he goes, yeah. She said that. You gave her the wrong directions. Now she's accusing me. Accusing an innocent black man of doing something she's problematic now with said mistimed it. Arrest Renee till it's full backwards and doordash. The fact that I've tried to contact support multiple times, and the most y' all did was give me a refund after I had to fight for it and $3 of DoorDash credit. What the that gonna cover? What the that gonna cover? I was a loyal doordasher. Ubereats is looking really nice until. And now. Now, if you're in the greater DFW area. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It happened.

[B]

Know what happened?

[A]

No, it happened. No happened. What are you gonna do about it? I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm sorry. I mean, you stuff so much. You said uber eats. Look, it was so much. You had to bring the spit back in.

[A]

What happened? And what are you gonna do? So Renee continue. So door dash. If anybody. If anybody's door dashing in the northern Dallas area and you see Renee switch doordashers. She's a violent, criminal thug that steals food on a reported line.

[B]

And she's racist. Yes. Wow.

[A]

So hashtag arrest Renee till it's backwards. And I'm not using your service until I know there's disciplinary action on Renee. She should not be able to doordash.

[B]

I'm so sorry.

[A]

My bad. That. That God has blessed me and with hard work and success in the best fan base on earth that has allowed me to get into a nice neighborhood that I'm renting.

[B]

God forbid. You struggled once in your life, Renee.

[A]

God forbid.

[B]

Then you take it all out on a beautiful black king like my friend.

[A]

Yeah. Hella butter sauce.

[B]

Yeah, with hella butter sauce. Criminal thug. Arrester. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.

[A]

What?

[B]

I have a surprise for you. Just a quick little endearment. Quick little endearment of my love. It'll be quick and easy. Close your eyes.

[A]

Is this the Prank Wars?

[B]

No, it's not. I promise.

[A]

If I call out Prank wars before you do the prank, then you got to negate the prank.

[B]

That's stupid.

[A]

I caught you. It's a prank.

[B]

You didn't catch me. I said, hey, close your eyes so it's hard to catch.

[A]

So if I say it's a prank, and it is a prank, that doesn't count in the prank wars.

[B]

What? Move your mic. Move your mic.

[A]

Cam, I swear to God, you.

[B]

You're not eating anything. Nothing's going to touch you. It's nothing alive. Nothing's going to hurt you. No. Promise? Promise. Actually, you can. You can keep your eyes closed, but you don't have to put your hands out yet. I'm just gonna hold it, rather. Okay.

[A]

Don't look him out. Cam. I'm. Don't look funny until it's not. Don't look.

[B]

Don't look. Do not look. Don't look.

[A]

I'm not looking. How much setup does this take?

[B]

Okay, so not yet. This surprise. This is me inviting you on a date. I'm asking you on a date. All right, me. But I got a token of my gratitude. My appreciation for you.

[A]

Is this real?

[B]

This is real.

[A]

I. I miss going on dates. This is real.

[B]

I'm asking you on a date.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And you're probably gonna say no because you already have previous plans with your girlfriend, and that's. Yeah, it's understandable, but I can ditch her. I do appreciate it. I love you. Here we go. Will you see the new Spider man movie with me? Open your eyes. I was too lazy to cook last night, and I got a Little Caesars, and I. I mean, obviously I cleared the pizza, but the boxes were sick, so I just thought I'd bring them to you today. I thought they were kind of cool.

[A]

What's the surprise?

[B]

Oh, that's it. The boxes.

[A]

You think I haven't seen those? I have those at my house. CJ orders Little Caesars every day now. Did you buy me movie tickets?

[B]

If you would have said yes to the date.

[A]

So you haven't even bought the movie ticket?

[B]

This is me asking you on a date.

[A]

Where? What movie?

[B]

I Have the tickets if you haven't said yes.

[A]

Yeah, I'd go with you.

[B]

All right, I'll buy the tickets. The boxes.

[A]

Wait, there's nothing in the box.

[B]

That means a little bit of grease, but that's about it.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, man, I thought I was. I mean, I just. I know your heart, and I know you like cool stuff like that and, like, memorabilia and stuff.

[A]

It's not memorabilia. Those are mass produced pizza boxes that I have in my trash can right now, actually. I mean, I do appreciate the gesture.

[B]

Just. Just for me. It's. I mean, you know, I had a long night. Just for me. Just give me, like, two nice things here.

[A]

How about. How about we try it again?

[B]

Okay, Just.

[A]

But it's such a weird presentation that you offered to see the ticket or to get me tickets, but there's no tickets. There's no date. That's like saying, hey, will you marry me? And there's no ring.

[B]

That's not. No, because you don't have to do no. That's not.

[A]

I could have said no. You still got to get the ring.

[B]

That's for a wedding. If I said, hey, can I take you out on a date and we

[A]

go to different movie theaters?

[B]

If he's. Just be nice to me. Here we go.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Keep your. Keep your eyes closed. I wanted to ask if you wanted to go see the new Spider man movie with me as a date. Open your eyes. Whoa. Oh, aren't they sick? Dude, Let me see this. Yeah, that's the better one. I figured you'd want that one.

[A]

Cleared it, huh?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't leave Grumps. Yep. Wow.

[A]

What's this for?

[B]

It just, you know, I know you love, like, your movie posters and cool stuff and cardboard cutouts, so.

[A]

I do.

[B]

I just figured these are. These are pretty sick boxes.

[A]

Wow. Are we gonna pay it to spot to shout Little Caesars? No.

[B]

Good.

[A]

Cause I don't like the pizza.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's fine.

[A]

Wow. So what do you want me to do with this?

[B]

I just figured you could probably use it and maybe keep it if you wanted to.

[A]

That was a receipt.

[B]

You didn't even see my order. You didn't need to see the extras that I got alongside the pizzas, but I just thought maybe you'd like it. It's cool. If you, like, put on a shelf.

[A]

I love when you give me your trash.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

So when are we going to see the movie? What time? What place?

[B]

Was it a. Yes.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I'll. You haven't gotten it yet?

[B]

No, I wanted to make sure you were available before I bought the tickets and wasted my notes.

[A]

The same thing of, like, hey, you're doing the same things. Like, if I went into my trash can right now and then and they pulling out a 2 liter and asking you if you want to go play poker sometimes makes no sense, does it? Oh, I appreciate the trash. Didn't know. Didn't know. I worked for the city.

[B]

I thought. I thought that one was all right. You probably like that one better. I'll take that one back. I'll take.

[A]

Oh, wait, there's actually something in here.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

I thought it was, like. Dude, it's in this episode, man.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Hey, this is the guy y' all rooting for in Prank.

[B]

I said it was almost a prank.

[A]

That was almost as good as a prank. I mean. Oh, you're up one. Here we go. One out of ten. Clawberry. Do the whole. Oh, man. Do the whole thing, bro. Wow.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Talk about anticlimactic.

[B]

I appreciate y' all coming back. I love you. You know the link. We're on tour. Get your tickets. The Koala Club's amazing. My cheekbones are cramping or my muscles.

[A]

What?

[B]

My cheek muscles are crazy.

[A]

Say the thing. Give him a code.

[B]

I love y'. All.

[A]

Arrest your name. Now, remember, one out of 10 clubs. I made them to. Chris, we'll see you next time. We got on the. On the Patreon exclusive that's coming out on Wednesday on Patreon. We're talking to Robbie about what happened just now. I mean, that was. I mean, what is happening?

[B]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I tried.

[A]

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[B]

Yeah.