THE WORLDS UGLIEST BABY! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast — Episode 185

"THE WORLD'S UGLIEST BABY!"
Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
October 6, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this energetic and improvisational installment, best friends Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy riff on personal stories, expose each other's quirks, and debate outlandish topics with signature off-the-cuff humor. This episode delivers the comedic chemistry and raw honesty fans expect, diving deep into locker room antics, gym nightmares, embarrassing childhood tales, and the infamous “ugliest baby” debate. There’s also a spirited round of the "Create-A-Person" game, and a typically chaotic pop culture segment. The banter swings from hilarious confessionals to mock psychological analysis, all the while peppered with wild metaphors and riotous asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Locker Room Lore & Gym Antics

[10:08–19:55]

• Cam’s Sauna Encounter:
  Cam recounts meeting a man at the gym who enters the sauna in full construction gear, backpack and boots included, sits in “for 15 to 20 minutes” getting drenched in sweat, and then promptly leaves the gym without even working out.
  • “That might be self-sabotage.” — Peyton [14:54]
  • Cam dubs the mysterious man “Bane” and jokes, “He creates crime. He is crime.” [15:25]
• Nudity in Locker Rooms:
  The guys debate why older men insist on being naked in public locker rooms (“It’s people’s legal way to be naked...”). Peyton describes a traumatic youth basketball locker room encounter with a senior showing off.
  • "You shouldn't be naked around strangers unless they signed up to see you naked." — Peyton [18:52]
  • Cam: “I signed up to lift at this gym, not to see white meat.” [18:57]
• High School Shower Competitions:
  Peyton confesses he never participated in the wild “Penguin sliding” soap races his high school teammates did in communal showers. Cam admits to a mildly bullying shampoo prank that led a classmate to quit football, sparking some uncomfortable laughter.

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Childhood Anxiety & Embarrassing Tales

[8:15–9:08, 16:09–17:23, 25:13–26:49]

• Peyton's Panic Attacks:
  Peyton reveals he often struggles with anxiety pre-recording.

  • “Before we started recording... I went to my car and turned on the air real powerful and put my face in it. I was having a panic attack.” [7:58] Cam tries to coach Peyton through breathing and introspection.

• Locker Room Meltdowns:
  Cam details a memory of a friend punching his own locker until his hand bled before a junior high basketball game because he forgot the code, then later set a school record for drawing charges on the court.

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The Ugliest Baby Debate

[34:00–35:51]

• Seeing Babies Differently:
  Peyton reflects that although he used to dismiss babies as “goblins,” becoming an uncle changed his perspective—yet he still sees some infants that are just “ugly.”

  • “Some people should put the hood over the stroller on their baby.” — Peyton [34:20]
  • Cam agrees: “If they're ugly now, they get cuter, hopefully... There is some babies, though—you are now in a worse mood. It’s literally a jump scare.” [34:35, 34:47]

• Mismatched Parents & Shoplifters:
  Peyton tells an odd story: While people-watching at a luxury mall, he follows a small, odd-looking woman with a stroller whom he suspects is shoplifting by hiding clothes under oversized jackets—presumably in place of an actual baby.

  • Cam cracks up at Peyton’s “small face, small head, huge jacket” observations, and the pair riff on a scenario involving “six-year-olds stacked on each other in a trenchcoat.”

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Random Challenges, Adult Games & Eating Habits

Create-a-Person Game [40:35–50:15]

• The hosts play a word game: at the count of three, each says a letter; whoever names a famous person with those initials first gets a point.
  • Wild guesses ensue: "RuPaul," "Timmy Turner," "Bill Lambert," and others.
  • Rapid-fire confusion and clipped thinking lead to hilarious gaffes:
    • Peyton: “I said a physical enforcer for Al Qaeda group.” [44:05]
    • Cam: “You got the point. Oh my god, one-zero!” [43:13]

Tequila & Treadmill Millionaire Challenge [69:13–73:39]

• Cam proposes: How many miles would you walk/run in 24 hours if every mile + one shot of tequila nets $1 million?
  • Peyton: "I'm walking. I do 15 shots of vodka on a Thursday!" [70:18]
  • Cam’s plan: run a 5K sober, save shots for later; Peyton’s: “I'll front the first five shots” and walk it off.

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Oddball Food Debates

The Strawberry Stem Controversy [52:43–58:18]

• Peyton admits he eats whole strawberries—leaves and all—arguing “it’s more nutritious.” Cam is disgusted:
  • "You just had me eat a whole strawberry stem, grass leaf included... unwashed from a 7-11." — Cam [56:41–56:47]
  • Peyton: “That probably explains why my poop's been feeling like a small feline's coming out.” [56:57]
    The debate devolves into why some fruit (but not all) should be eaten whole, at which point Cam draws a line at “strawberry fuzz.”

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Personal Preferences & Quirks

[59:25–61:41]

• Peyton reveals he’s attracted to “character” — leg scars, lazy eyes, and, jokingly, “if Pierce was a girl, he'd be mine. That boy is deaf and blind—a cowboy Keller.”
• Cam admits to a preference for “some character down there,” playfully sparring over boundaries and “the strawberry root.”

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Pop Culture Catch-up

[73:58–78:31]

• WWE & John Cena's Farewell:
  Peyton’s excited for John Cena’s final match coming up (12/13), and attending Monday Night Raw in Dallas.
• NBA Season Anticipation:
  Cam welcomes the NBA’s return, notes LeBron’s uncertainty about future seasons, and they speculate on LeBron’s potential last season.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Why do people watch us? Because we're morons.” — Cam [04:42]
• “If you get naked in the sauna, that's a legal way of being a creep.” — Peyton [10:31]
• "Some people should put the hood over the stroller on their baby.” — Peyton [34:20]
• "You signed up to lift at this gym, not to see white meat." — Cam [18:57]
• “If you're ugly now, they get cuter, hopefully. There are some babies though... it's literally a jump scare.” — Cam [34:35, 34:47]
• “Before we started recording... I was having a panic attack. But I'm back now.” — Peyton [07:58]
• “That probably explains why my poop’s been feeling like a small feline’s coming out. Like scraped to the wall.” — Peyton [56:57]
• “Show me you got some character... I got a thing about that. Like, I like a little lazy eye on her... Tell me you can't hear any of that left ear.” — Peyton [60:45–61:05]
• “My two favorite things are on the line—money and alcohol.” — Peyton [73:39]
• “If you want just sweet, you keep eating a couple and then at the end you got nothing but stem. Pop that thing right in.” — Peyton [55:05]
• “You go [to the club], nice shirt, bro... That’s all it took.” — Cam [32:31]
• During the name game: “I said Anne Frank. You said Amelia Frank.” — Cam [46:26]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Intro & Koala Club Announcements | [01:49–03:53] | | Hosts greet, banter, gym shorts shame | [04:05–05:17] | | Sauna & Gym Locker Room Stories | [10:08–19:55] | | Mall Shoplifting Story / "Ugliest Baby" Debate | [34:00–38:10] | | Create-a-Person Game | [40:35–50:15] | | The Strawberry Stem Controversy | [52:43–58:18] | | Dating Quirks & Physical Preferences | [59:25–61:41] | | The Tequila & Miles Millionaire Game | [69:13–73:39] | | Pop Culture Segment: WWE & NBA | [73:58–78:31] |

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Final Thoughts & Episode Vibe

This episode swings from offbeat locker room nostalgia to sharply-drawn modern dilemmas (sauna etiquette, strawberry stems, and toxic masculinity—all with tongue firmly in cheek). Cam and Peyton’s friendship enables a unique blend of self-roast and mutual ribbing that never feels mean—just real. If you’re looking for wild stories, unfiltered confessions, and sheer comedic chaos, this episode is a prime display of what makes the You Should Know Podcast a fan favorite.

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Secret Good Karma Code:
"ESL" — Eat Strawberry Leaves [79:49]

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We got go host G back in the studio.

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Good morning.

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Oh, you know what I'm saying?

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Yeah. Go ahead, say it. I can't. I can't.

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No.

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Say it.

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No, I can't. It's way too early. Way too early in the episode for a bleep. I'll say it later. It's a bleep.

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It's a big bleep. It's a big bleep.

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Big bleep. You give me permission, I'll rip it right now.

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Permission.

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Good morning, fat gal.

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Yes.

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Fat poon poon girl.

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Fat poon poon. Have a great day.

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Good. Yo, Rastafari. Lick em.

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All right. Okay. All right. Here we go. Let's calm down. We started off way too erratic and.

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Sporadic and erotic and neurotic.

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The brain neurons.

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Neurtropathy, neuropathy.

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Why do people watch us?

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Because we're morons.

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Yeah. Hey, can I be honest? Can you stand? Please? I hate when we start the episode of be off the mic. Worst shorts I've ever seen. Sit back down.

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Thanks. It's okay.

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It's okay. Thanks.

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I'm glad that makes you feel good. It makes me feel terrible, but I'm glad it makes you feel good. It's okay. I'll do it. Yeah, Just got them.

[A]

Spent hard earned money on them. You spent how much hard earned money on them?

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Oh, not gonna. Not gonna put the.

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Price. No. Tell me the price tag of those luxurious shorts. Are those actual Goyard? No. Oh, they're knockoffs.

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They're Fake.

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Yeah. Oh, did you get them from? Yep.

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Yeah.

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How does that happen? I. Everybody, welcome back to you should know podcast. We got co host Cam. You started singing.

[B]

Wait, what the hell?

[A]

You started singing the Rastafarian stuff, like the Jamaican thing? Real bad. PTSD with me and Jamaicans Lineage. No, me and. Well, I'm not Jamaican.

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Well, have you.

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What?

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Standard chance.

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Explain.

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Your mother's black. Do you know where her. Do you know where her ancestry tree lies or follows or distance leads to? Oh, your. Your mother. So your mother. All of your mother's ancestors were born in Austin, Texas.

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Oh, I don't know.

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That's my point.

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But I do know my parents are elated due to slavery. Yes. And because that got brought back up to me because I went back to Austin this weekend and there was a. And I gotta tread lightly here because my mom's still mourning. There was a obituary on the. On the. On the table in the living room. Black one. Black lady. It was her favorite aunt. Recipes. Aunt Bessie. Aunt Bessie's lady. Stop. Aunt Bessie's last name was Hardin. Okay, but she's black, Mike.

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Oh, that is a problem.

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And you see? So now it's real close now. She just transitioned to a better place. I didn't know. I. The wires got crossed a tad bit too much, and I saw. I saw my brother talking to a corner of a wall by himself, and I was like, makes sense. I was like, that's now. That's when the wires get crossed. That's when that happens. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

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That's when you. That's when you plug that little three. That little two plug.

[A]

Sorry, one more time. What?

[B]

That's when you plug the two prong outlet into the three plot.

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No way. There's no way we're having this hard of a time.

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Hey, man.

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Whoa. Do we need a restart?

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I think.

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I think this is a valid restart. No, no, no, no.

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There's no need. There's no need. I'm here.

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Okay, let's stop. Let's stop. It's getting too much. To a point. Well, we're not even being. We're not even.

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I'm good. Apparently, Rs and Ls are very close to each other. Yes, and I'm messing up now.

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Preston did a 23 in me. They brought it back, said inconclusive because.

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Because of the relation yeti. What do they mean, inconclusive?

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No, but I don't think 23andMe accounts for.

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I don't think they account for 15 widespread.

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Okay, dude, let's Calm down. I'm not.

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You're not calm.

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No, no.

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You've literally, in the matter of four minutes, you've spoke on slavery, ancestral roots.

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Can I be honest? Real, real talk, please.

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Y' all take a breath. That's what you need to do.

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Can I be honest? Yes. When I. Before we started recording, I said I went to the bathroom. I didn't. I went to my car and turned on the air real powerful and put my face in it. I was having a panic attack. But I'm back now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I couldn't find. I couldn't. Why? Oh, dude, I don't know.

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Oh, no. Oh, we gotta. Oh, we gotta unwrap you like Christmas morning.

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Some of you.

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What is going on with you?

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Be real anxious.

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Put your fingers.

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You're right.

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First step. What is happening? What's on your mind?

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Nothing.

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Why are you having a panic attack?

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I don't know. It just kind of happens.

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Not this frequently. I'd argue this has never happened.

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No. Really?

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No. This. On a recording day, right before we record. You never hit the car for some ac?

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No, I haven't. Normally I'll just thug it out, but as I'm getting older, I think my power is going away. Like, my power to, like, withhold it, it's slowly dwindling.

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Why are you anxious? You are in a room that you have built.

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That's not how it works. It just kind of happens.

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I know. No, it happens.

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Tread lightly because you're about to get saying if you.

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If you honestly go within yourself, you can figure it out.

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I didn't. That's why I went to the car, put air in my face, and I'm fine now. I'm good. How was your week, bubba?

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My week was normal. It was, baby. Every single day we had family come in. That part was fun. Now, something did happen to me at the gym. Not to me, but something happened at the gym that I don't agree with and I don't appreciate.

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You been going to the gym?

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Fair question. Hey, it'll come. It'll come, it'll come. Just wait. Just wait. Watch this.

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Watch. Oh. Oh.

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I'm going to the gym.

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What?

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I'm going. I'm going again. How'd it work out today? I'm gonna go again. Just for your punk.

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You go to the gym. Leave the shorts. Now. What happened at the gym that was so traumatizing to you?

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Well, I go to a gym where people go. Unlike you, where there's five people. Because you do that so you don't get vis.

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Yeah, try it again. Try it again.

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Oh, it's a rough. Okay. See? God knows my heart. God knows my heart and my tongue.

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Yeah.

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If I'm going to verbally accost you. He just. He just hits me with something. I go. I just can't get it out.

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So what happened at the gym?

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I'm at the gym, I go through the whole workout, and at the end of the workout, sometimes I'm already sweaty. Before I leave, I'm like, hell, let's get some extra sweat. Let's go to the sauna.

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Right.

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So I go in the locker room.

[A]

What? Saunas are gross to me.

[B]

Saunas are lit.

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I'm not a sauna guy.

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Now, when you're. When people are like 83% naked in the sauna, why are you doing that?

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Oh, that's a kink.

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Yeah, 100%.

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If you get naked in the sauna, it's. It's. That is legal way of being a Korean. That is absolute.

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Like, I. Now there's been a full naked man.

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Yes.

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Because these are the sauna. So they're not the public sauna is the infrared ones.

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Yeah. Cool. Bougie. Yeah.

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Private saunas in each locker room. So there's only guys in here. So this mother goes in there and just hits that old meme. Goes.

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CJ's favorite.

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Yeah. Oh, God. CJ, clear that out.

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Oh, my God.

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They go, whoa.

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Anyway, Patreon knows.

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Go in. I go in the sauna.

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Yeah.

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And I'm in there for about, let's say, 10 minutes. Very slight. I'm on my phone. I get out before anything overheats. Now when I'm leaving the sauna, a guy walks past me in the locker room, backpack on. Cardhart. Like an actual Cardhart. Not like a branded.

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Like he does construction. Yeah, yeah, he does construction in the.

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Winter, boots, all that.

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Right.

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Glad you said winter. Cause what are we in?

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Not winter, just going into fall.

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So we. He walks past me. I think nothing of it. You clearly have a blue collar job. You're getting ready for the gym now. This is one of the days that I got ready at the gym before leaving.

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Okay.

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I go take a shower, come back, get changed, all that. I go in front of the little mirrors, I'm putting on my little creams, putting on my moisturizers.

[A]

No, you do not. You put on moisturizers and creams on.

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Your face in a locker room. In a locker room, yes.

[A]

That might be the most insane I've ever heard in my life.

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How is that insane at all? I do it at my house. I'm doing it at the locker room.

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No, no, no. That's weird. That's weird. I have a whole theory about people. It's so strange.

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They literally have two hair dryers that do not leave for people getting ready for work.

[A]

There's no. In the men's locker room, there's hair dryers.

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Yes.

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Well, you know, and that's fine. And I'm not a judgmental man. Whatever you choose to do.

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Vanity section. There's two. Two mirrors with two sinks. And that is the section of, like, getting ready.

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I haven't. I've just. I've had some wild experiences in men's locker room, which I'll say after you're done, but I've never seen a man put on creams in T zone. Like, I've never seen that in a.

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Lot beef tallow while I'm getting ready.

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I don't even know why is that?

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Why is that so weird?

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So weird.

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What is weird about that?

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Because I'm insecure.

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Like, that's weird for you.

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I mean, like. Like I'm in my, like, my primal man thing. That's like the only, like, to me, like, super skin. I know, but that's like the only, like, non super liberal point I have on, like, men's. You know, I mean, like creams in the men's locker room.

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If I'm gonna do it at the house, I'm doing it there. I don't give a who's looking. I gotta get ready to go.

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I'm not saying that I'm right. I'm just saying to me, it's weird.

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That's not weird. You. Oh, you need to just let. I feel like there's so many things you could just let loose.

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Well, okay.

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I imagine be you for you, 24.

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You know, you don't have to tell me that. Apparently, I'm saying that's the only point. If you have. And you gotta understand the view, the picture that's painted in my mind of you putting on creams in the mirror in a men's locker room. I imagine. You ever seen Mr. Krabs without a shell on?

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I'm fully close.

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I imagine like a big lunch lady. Like a. Like a thick lunch lady. Like, then I just see you in the back of you. It's like. Like I could lift a part of you up and there's snacks in there, and then that's like a bunch of loose hairs. I literally look like this. Yeah, but that's how I imagine it looks without that on without those bad shorts.

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Anyway, I'm doing my creams, my moisturizers, my kalagna, my beard. Jesus. I'm doing all that. And out of my peripheral, as you like to call it.

[A]

Yeah, right there.

[B]

The guy went into the sauna. I did not know that. I was assuming he was getting off.

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Off.

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He leaves the sauna.

[A]

No way.

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The exact same way he walked in. The backpack is on him. He is sweat through his jeans.

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Yeah.

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He is in construction boots. He has a. I'm going to say this again. A legitimate cart heart on God knows how many layers are under it. And he was in that for every bit of 15 to 20 minutes at that point.

[A]

When does law enforcement get involved?

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That is why I said I do not like this and I do not agree with it.

[A]

Dude, that. That is. At some point you got to make a formal complaint to the. To the front office. Because not only is it a danger to you very much. Your mental health. Yes, to him as well. He might be. That might be self sabotage.

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One of the best part.

[A]

What?

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I'm getting ready. I finally do my last little cream. Whatever it was cologne. All right, I check. I'm good to go. I'm walking out. Bro is right behind me. Okay. Right behind me. Literally. Literally dripping sweat.

[A]

Yeah, of course he is.

[B]

We both walk out.

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Leave. He just showed up. He showed up to get wet.

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20 minutes in full clothing. Never even took his bag or shoes off and leaves.

[A]

Dude, honestly, who is that guy?

[B]

That's Bane. Bane is. Bane is in.

[A]

That guy stops crime here starts.

[B]

He creates crime. He is crime. That is Bane lives in doubt.

[A]

The crime rate has gone up because of him.

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He is. And I'm not kidding. Like, he. He kind of scared me, bro. He has that. Those looks where he's just like. You just don't want to really want with that guy.

[A]

Yeah.

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Not like you're afraid of him physically, but it's like you push his button on the wrong day. He might be pushing a button of his own.

[A]

I feel like if he would have saw you putting on those creams, you.

[B]

Would have hurt you probably. Like, man, I go, oh, shatter the glass. I was dripping sweat with bag on.

[A]

I've always been kind of weird about public gym locker rooms because I remember you're like, I'm weird about it.

[B]

Scared right now.

[A]

So scared about it. Why? Okay. Because the first time I went into a men's locker room, it was at a rec center. That's where we used to have our youth basketball practices. Right?

[B]

There you go.

[A]

I went Into a rec center. And I used one of those locks that turn. But you have to bring your own from home.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So I brought my own. I forgot the key. Embarrassing. You know, I forgot the key code. I forgot what the thing was, and it was very embarrassing. Right. I was super excited to use this lock. Forgot the code. Now, second time I went in there, it was for basketball practice, right? It was basketball practice this time. My parents dropped me off at basketball practice. I never did that. They would always come and watch.

[B]

Didn't that feel cool when you just get dropped off?

[A]

No, no. I have. I have anxious attachment. I have an anxious attachment. So when my parents would leave, I really had to stop myself from crying.

[B]

Oh, I think I'm a loser then. Because I used to think that shit was lit if I got dropped off at the door and I got to walk in at 10 years old by myself. I literally thought I was a. But in reality, it's like my parents didn't love me enough to watch my practice, and they had something better to do, so they dropped me off and I rode back home with coach David. So, yeah, I mean, that was a holy harsh truth when you actually realize it.

[A]

No, that's sad. But no, my parents actually loved me, so it hurt when they didn't support. I'm just kidding. Lisa and Mike. I'm kidding. Well, I remember I went into the locker room, right? And it was evening. Ish.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I walk in the locker room. There's a lot of steam in the locker room. Like, a lot of hot steam. It was hotter in the locker room that day. Bent over, like, I'm sitting down on.

[B]

The bench, lacing up.

[A]

I'm lacing up my basketball shoes. And in my peripheral, just some white.

[B]

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. He's 65 years old.

[A]

Oh, my God. He has grandchildren. Yeah. And I look up, and it's a. It is a elder man with a gut. Just white. The whitest hair is going down. He's like.

[B]

He's like, what position you play? You're putting your shoes on. He's like. He's like, I bet you're not going to free throw.

[A]

And I was like. I was like, shooting guard. No, no, no, no.

[B]

He said, you might be a shooting guard, but let me show you my power forward.

[A]

Oh, my God, dude.

[B]

What?

[A]

It.

[B]

No, you hit it on the head. That is people's legal way to be. Greed to be a.

[A]

Like, there's no way. He was like, he should stand in front of me.

[B]

Why are you naked? If anything, I Just don't. That's the thing. Like, you're choosing to get naked. It is either this alpha complex you have in your own brain, you want to show your. Because you're a creep.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or you just like being naked around a room of guys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's like, none of them are illegal.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But just leave your boxers on.

[A]

You shouldn't be naked around strangers. That should be the rule. Don't be naked around strangers unless they signed up to see you naked. Exactly.

[B]

I signed up to lift at this gym, not to see white meat.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

No, I did not sign up for that. I would not go here. If I wanted to see white, I wouldn't go here. I'm going here because I want to hit lateral raises, not to see white meat. Maybe a sauna. I don't want to see. Why is that such a hard concept? And you know the worst part? I guarantee the women don't do it. I guarantee there's not just naked people walking around in the women's locker room. It's the creepy guys. It's the creepy.

[A]

I think we need, like, a third co host. It needs to be, like, a woman.

[B]

That goes to the gym, and we could just, like.

[A]

We can like, get the woman's perspective on things.

[B]

No, I'm not. I can't say that on any platform.

[A]

Please don't. Please don't. But speaking of locker rooms, last thing on locker rooms. Whenever I was playing high school basketball, I don't know if this was the same for you. You told that hilarious locker room story about.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It was one of the best locker room stories of all time. But did y' all have shower competitions in your high school locker room?

[B]

You competed.

[A]

I didn't participate because my manhood that way was, like. It was not impressive. So I didn't.

[B]

Whoa, whoa.

[A]

No, whoa. No, no, no. We didn't compare that. It wasn't a size thing.

[B]

No, you said it on me.

[A]

You said it on me.

[B]

You said I could. I wouldn't even make the podium.

[A]

Really.

[B]

Like, there was some. I mean, there were some guys on my team.

[A]

No, it was. No, we were like this, like, looking. That wasn't the game.

[B]

Like, John.

[A]

That wasn't the game. But it was definitely, like, to get a ticket to play the game, you want it to be somewhat impressive like that. You know what I mean? But the game was somebody from home. Like, somebody would bring home. Somebody would bring, like, soap from home.

[B]

Oh, the what? The soap in the. On their head continuously.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Oh, we did that. We drove this one kid crazy. No, he quit the team. I'm not kidding. He quit the football team.

[A]

Really hit the program because he had put too much shampoo on his head.

[B]

But it was. It was like a daily thing. Borderline bullying. And I do apologetic, but it wasn't just me. It was a whole crew.

[A]

That is actually the definition of going to the point where he apologized to him right now.

[B]

No, I'm sorry. I'm not going to say his name. But you're. I'm sorry, Shane. No, no, it was all of it. It was all of us. And it was. But it also.

[A]

That doesn't make it better. That makes it actually worse.

[B]

No, no, but it was also everybody is what I'm trying to say. It wasn't we. It wasn't. The whole team. Just put shampoo on him if you took a shot.

[A]

Yeah, you say that, but y' all definitely gave Shane some extra poo.

[B]

No, no, he just. He never defended himself, so it was like an easy lift.

[A]

This is making me sad. It's making me look at you different. No, Sorry.

[B]

So sorry. So sorry. Not like I wasn't even the main guy.

[A]

Let's go to my story.

[B]

We're playing the team.

[A]

Let's go to my story. Googly shorts now.

[B]

Not that bad.

[A]

The competition we had in our locker room in high school was somebody would bring soap from home. Like a huge, like, Sam's size, like, body soap. And we had a shower where we're all in this, like, one room, and the shower heads were on the wall. Right. Everybody was facing the wall, but if you turn inward, we're all looking at each other. Right. So everybody would leave the shower. Right. And then whoever. We had two guys a day. Two guys would start on one wall. The rest of the team would soap up the locker room floor. Right. And it was literally looked like a soap party, like in the Hollywood Hills. It was so much soap. And then you. Penguinside, and that was a competition to see who would get to the other side. Now, I never participated. I watched one game, and then somebody cracked their head on the wall. And I was like, I shouldn't be watching this. Isn't it crazy? Then after that, we'd go to physics. You.

[B]

You would buy general admission.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To watch two naked.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Teenagers.

[A]

I was a teenager. You're also a teenager out there. I was in the same grade.

[B]

You bought general admission to watch two naked peers of yours.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Slide on a disgusting floor inside of a communal shower. And that is what y' all were like, yeah, you are, y'. All. There's some in the water in Pflugerville. Yeah, there. I'm convinced.

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[B]

Oh my God. You said that just brought me to a locker room story, though.

[A]

That was rough.

[B]

That brought me to a locker room with the friend that, you know. I won't say his name.

[A]

We got 20 minutes on locker rooms today, boys.

[B]

This the forgetting your combination. This is an eighth grade. We're literally like the B team is at halftime. We just did our shooting around. We're going back like putting on your shoes in your jersey, like legit. About to play.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My friend goes to his locker, he cannot get it open. He forgets his own code.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And these are like, even the lockers are like those really old school, like steel.

[A]

Yeah. The back.

[B]

Yeah. You're not getting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He goes, alright, nothing. He goes, okay. He's freaking out. And I'm just mean. I'm like this. Put my shoes on. And he starts punching his locker. He's hitting that really like getting pissed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He has this whole debacle with himself two minutes before our game starts and he sits down. He literally goes, it's just basketball. It's just a sport. No one even needs it. It's just a sport. It's just a sport. Why Can't I remember my code? It's just a sport. I'm on the team. I practice every. I don't need to play though. Can't get my shoes. It's just a sport. He gets back up.

[A]

He goes.

[B]

He can't get it.

[A]

He goes.

[B]

He starts punching his locker. His hand, left hand, which he was left handed, starts bleeding.

[A]

No.

[B]

So it's to the point. I'm kind of scared at this point.

[A]

At that point I'm like, I'm a little scared.

[B]

I'll try. I'll try to find coach, get you key.

[A]

The fact that you're still in the locker room is beyond me. I'd have been gone.

[B]

Not only I'm literally right next to him, like our lockers were touching. I'm in my locker, like putting on my shooting sleeve. I'm getting my skull candies on, getting all the right wrinkles, getting all the right wrinkles in my socks. And he's punching his locker, trying to open it. And it gets to the point the whole time, our coach clearly has a key.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it was like school issued locks. Our coach comes out, opens his locker, looks at him, he goes, what the were you thinking? And he is the kid. I'm not gonna say his name. Beat red blood on his hand.

[A]

Poor kid, man.

[B]

He was our starting power forward. Left handed, goes out to the game and literally takes six charges that night. And it was. It was just incredible.

[A]

Taking six. He definitely is the guy who takes six charges in a game.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my. He has. He has the record.

[B]

He has the record for charges in a year. And you know who it is. I'm not gonna say it.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I know exactly who it is. As soon as you said it, I knew exactly who it was. Yeah. And it makes sense because I saw him jumping around in a club and I was like, that guy's on drugs.

[B]

Yep, here we go. But yeah, dude, locker rooms, God, locker.

[A]

Room is the greatest.

[B]

Okay, scratch that. Okay, I have a question for you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Because you know. Oh, no, no. And it's a very important question. Now, you FaceTimed me this past weekend, roughly at midnight. Some call it 12:00am okay?

[A]

Right.

[B]

So not only was I asleep and you ruined it, but I had to answer. So I answer the phone and you, there's a couple of drinks in your system. I can tell when that left eye.

[A]

Gets a little loose.

[B]

Tongue starts getting real fat. Just real.

[A]

Hey, what's up?

[B]

Yeah. I go, oh, God. I go, what bar are you at?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now correct me if I'm wrong.

[A]

You were.

[B]

You were in a building.

[A]

That had.

[B]

A man that was.

[A]

Come on, dog. Pretty naked stop.

[B]

On a rope in the center of the dining hall.

[A]

How the do you see that? It was in the background.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Clearly in the background, you know? He said, hey, bro, what are you doing? I was like a bed in bed. Sleep. You go, all right, loser, and you hung up. But behind you, there's a naked man on the rope, and you have to defend yourself. That's all I'm gonna say.

[A]

I know. There's nothing to defend. There's nothing wrong with this.

[B]

And you had a good time.

[A]

There's nothing to defend. He didn't get enough time on the stage. Can I say yes? I went to an establishment, right? I went. But no, what the. I went to this club, and it was a normal club. The middle of the club was hollowed out. And I was like, what the goes on in the middle of this club? Now I'm at the club, I'm drinking, having a good time. This man in a full, like, sweatsuit, like Nike tech sweatsuit, with beautiful flowy hair, prances by me, bumps my shoulder, and he goes, excuse me. And I said, no problem, queen. And I'm like. I'm looking at him and I'm like, that's not club attire.

[B]

Sure isn't.

[A]

How'd he get into the. How do you get in here? And I look at him leaving lower. No shoes, no socks. And I said, well, we let a homeless man in here.

[B]

And how does that homeless man own a Nike tag that's gonna run you 280 after tax?

[A]

All of a sudden, this shoeless homeless man jumps into the middle of this hollowed out club. Two ropes just drop down from the ceiling. And I go, what the.

[B]

You go.

[A]

The lights hit him. I'm like, oh, the. The homeless shoeless man begins to take off the Nike tech. And I'm like, we got us a stripper, boys. I'm standing there like this. He like. And I guess he had rip away pants. He rips the pants off.

[B]

I've never seen a Nike tech rip away.

[A]

He's in a thong. Impressive bulge. He's grabbing the ropes, and when I say this mother is doing flips and rotations. He's swinging like he's. But the thing is, he's good at what he did. He was swinging across the club like. It was like, God damn. You know at Sea World, when Shamu sprays the water on the people in the splash zone.

[B]

You were in the splash zone.

[A]

I Was in the splash zone, but he was making his way with his foot like this. He was like this. And I swear to God, I saw his cuticle right here. He was going right past. I was like, what the. Do it again. I was like, oh, hello. And he was going around the whole club. I'm looking around. This mother didn't warm up. He didn't give a stretch.

[B]

He probably just slammed three shots and then got me. Shoeless in a club is literally a felony by itself.

[A]

And now all the girls in the.

[B]

Club are like, yes, Queen. Like, they're going on.

[A]

They love it. And I'm right there. I'm. I'm. I'm clapping them up too. This guy's a athlete. All the guys in the club are like this. Come on, man. They're like this. Like, come on, man. I'm like, enjoy the athlete here. This is Prime LeBron.

[B]

He's in a contract year.

[A]

He only does, like, 45 seconds of this. He gets off, puts the. The Nike tech back up, and then they bring up, like, these naked Go Go girls. And they're just standing, doing this. Naked. Yeah, they're naked. All the guys, like, yeah. I'm like, bring the. Bring Giannis. This guy. This guy. George of the Jungle.

[B]

That. You did some with that one.

[A]

George of the Jungle Elite callback.

[B]

Elite.

[A]

That was the. Yeah, that was what so happened.

[B]

Not only does it sound like you were in a sketchy spot.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Very important question.

[A]

Ratio.

[B]

Right. Of fellow people in the club.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What was the ratio of women to men?

[A]

90. 10. 90 women every 10, man.

[B]

So now I figured I was. I was thinking 85.

[A]

15.

[B]

90, 10.

[A]

It was a lot of women. A lot of women.

[B]

What made you go there? How did you end up at a 90 female club with a naked Nike tech athlete? Tarzan, George the Jungle rope swinging cuticle.

[A]

The bouncer at the front complimented my shirt.

[B]

Dude, this is.

[A]

I went in. I'm an easy leg.

[B]

No, this is two weeks in a row. You are an easy dude. If someone tells you something nice, they can have the world oyster. Dude, that's a nice shirt. Oh, I'm going here. That's all it took.

[A]

That's all it took.

[B]

You're literally on a. On a famous street.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For clubs and bars. Every 10ft.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

And a guy goes, nice shirt, bro. You go, oh, it's over.

[A]

Just walk right in. Yeah, I'm easy. I'm an easy lake dude. And honestly, I do have a story from what happened in Austin. A lot did happen. But I have one story. And I read a lot of comments saying, peyton, stay out of malls. Like, a lot of bad things happen to you in malls. Well, another bad thing happened to me in a mall.

[B]

No way.

[A]

And this is like, I went to a very nice mall. I went to the nicest mall to try to avoid, like, something bad happening to me. But I'm.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. So let's hold our prissy, prissy pants real quick. You went to the. Okay, let's break this down. You went to the nicest of malls.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To avoid the possibility of something bad happening. Now, my context clues, when you put those together, you went to the best of the best.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To get rid of us regular fucking.

[A]

Yes, sir. Yep. That's exactly what I said. Yep. I stayed in an affluent area. Now, now, I'm joking. I'm joking.

[B]

Like, oh, my God, he didn't even die.

[A]

I'm joking. Good. So I was in the mall, right?

[B]

The nicest of malls.

[A]

I was in the mall. And since Malachi has been around, I've had this thing with looking at babies. Yeah. Like, dude, I love babies. I used to always think they're little weird goblins, but now I saw your son. I see the beauty in every baby. Not every, but a lot of babies.

[B]

Focus.

[A]

Some. Some people should put the hood over the stroller on their baby. It's true, though.

[B]

I mean, there's like, okay, God bless all parents and babies. They get.

[A]

If you're.

[B]

If they're ugly now, which some are. They get cuter, hopefully.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There is some babies, though. You really want that quick hit of dopamine. No, seriously, like, you want. You see that little stroller? You're like, oh, God, dude, it's been a rough day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Almost got fired. Let's just go look at this baby.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you just see a grip.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, and it is. It's. You are now in a worse mood. Yeah, it is. It's literally a jump scare. You're scratching your testicles.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

You're scratching testicles.

[A]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't know. I had a panic attack earlier today. I'm not doing well. Now. I was at the mall, right?

[B]

Nicest of malls.

[A]

I was shopping around.

[B]

Yes. Nicest of stores.

[A]

And I was in an all male store. Like, this store is just male clothing, right? Oh, but there was a woman in there with the baby stroller. Now that's fine.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

She could be buying for her husband or son, boyfriend, whatever. Anybody? Cousin?

[B]

Daddy?

[A]

Anybody?

[B]

Anyone?

[A]

I'm. I'm watching her push this Stroller, Right. But her eyes never went down into the stroller. Keep that in mind. Her eyes never went down to the baby.

[B]

Not once.

[A]

Right. The cap was fully covered. Ugly baby. I was assuming.

[B]

Assuming Gremlin.

[A]

And I say, appreciate that for the general public. We don't want to see the gremlin.

[B]

Don't want to see that horn tail.

[A]

If you're not.

[B]

We don't want to see that little thing. Keep that lizard. Keep it away.

[A]

Right? And now this woman, her face in her head was small. It's important that I'm saying this. Her face and her head was a small lady. It was a small lady. Short, small face, small head. Right. But it's important I say that. But her. But her. But she was wearing the biggest jacket I've ever seen. And it was like a leather jacket, a big leather jacket. And I was like, what the. I was like, is this like a stack of 6 year olds in here? Like, what is this, Space Jam Monsters? Yeah, I was like. And I kept my eye on her because the way she was looking at clothes. Normally when you look at clothes, you have an idea of what you're going to get, right? You have an idea of what you're looking for. There's no way you're gonna be looking at suits in denim shorts in the same trip. You're not doing that.

[B]

No shot.

[A]

No shot. She was looking at like vest, like suit vests on a three piece suit.

[B]

Three piece suit, yes.

[A]

But then she was also looking at like Nike trainers. And I was like, what is she doing?

[B]

What store are you in at that?

[A]

So I'm seeing her go. It's like two minutes I'm in this store, I lose her. We come back around. She's wearing a different, bigger jacket. Oh no. Oh, no. And I'm like, what the is happening with this lady? Oh no. I follow her. Cause that's what I do.

[B]

Oh, yeah. What are you, a neighborhood cop?

[A]

Yeah. Well, no. Cause I'm a follower.

[B]

Protect us all.

[A]

I'm just interested. Okay. Now I'm following her. She goes to a different jacket. I was like, maybe she's stockpiling for winter here.

[B]

No. Yeah, at this. Never mind.

[A]

I watch her try to put on this jacket over the new jacket. It didn't fit. She opens up the stroller. She opens up the stroller. I said she has like a Goodwill level of Legos in that. Like she went to the Lego store in this mall and like stacked up Legos and now she's throwing that jacket in there. She closes it Grabs a hat on the way out and leaves no sensors in this mall. That's what happened.

[B]

Shoplifting.

[A]

I swear to God, it happened. I on everything. I love. It is Austin.

[B]

It is Austin. But dude, when you said that, I don't know, I don't know what tickled me to that extreme.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hearing someone's physical features described as small.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Just gets me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then when you coupled it with the huge jacket, I genuinely thought one of two routes. She's shoplifting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is the truth. Or this is like 26 year olds playing hooky.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And if you would have led me to the fact that it was two small first graders pretending to be an adult.

[A]

If I went to the mall and there was two six year old. I saw two six year olds stacked up on each other wearing a big trench coat, they would be on the podcast right now.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We have to talk to you all.

[B]

In the car and take them.

[A]

Yeah. Innovative.

[B]

I didn't mean that. No, I. I was saying. No, no. Now that's crazy. As KRA don't AI that same Ray Ban met a glass woman.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

I'm saying how else would they get here? We're not buying them a ticket. I'm not buying you a ticket.

[A]

I'm not grabbing them and putting them in the car.

[B]

I said grab him, put him in the car.

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[B]

All right, I have a game for us.

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

So this. This has been trending, right? It's gone around. I think this is gonna be fun for us to play. Very simple game. It is called create a person game.

[A]

You've done that.

[B]

We're not. I have done that, and I succeeded.

[A]

I don't have sex, so I can't do that.

[B]

Not talking. Not talking. Real life approach, right? We're not gonna create someone.

[A]

I thought we were gonna try right here. I love this game.

[B]

He goes, you sure it works like this? I'm like, oh, no, not that type of game. This is a word game, verbal game.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

No, they're not the best suited for you. Fat tongue and quick reflexes. But we're gonna work through it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Create a person game. You and me both. On the count of three. One, two, three. We say a letter.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Right. First person to name a real person.

[A]

Based off those two letters based off.

[B]

Those two letters for their first and last name wins the point.

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

Okay. Super quick example. 1, 2, 3. We both say A. If someone said Aaron.

[A]

Aaron Adams.

[B]

Aaron Adams.

[A]

Right. Sure. Does it have to be a real person?

[B]

Let's go. Like, known to where it's not like your third cousin.

[A]

Okay. I am nervous about this game because I am in the middle of my second panic attack, and it's not even noon yet, so I'm not quite sure how this is gonna go. Hit me with it.

[B]

Let's go. We need to take a break.

[A]

No, I'm gonna. I'm talking to my therapist after this.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't have one.

[B]

All right, are you ready?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

So first round.

[A]

Ready? Yep.

[B]

Three, two, one. RP Peter Robinson.

[A]

Wait, can I do RP?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Ron Paul.

[B]

No, there's not Ron Paul.

[A]

RuPaul. You.

[B]

God.

[A]

Drag races are amazing, okay? I've always wanted to show my fashion.

[B]

Okay, let's try again.

[A]

Yes. Let's go.

[B]

Three.

[A]

Is it hot? No. I'm literally. I might be having a medical emergency. Dude, my hands are tingling. I feel like Spider Man.

[B]

You need to calm down. Here we go. 3, 2, 1.

[A]

T shirt.

[B]

Hey, why'd you clap?

[A]

Who's that? I don't know.

[B]

And that shows our brain. She said to auto trump. I said, Timmy Turner.

[A]

I have no.

[B]

Oh, I'm just kidding. I have a lovely wife. That is a wicked.

[A]

That's a wicked boy.

[B]

But you got the point.

[A]

One, zero.

[B]

Oh, My God.

[A]

One, zero. Oh. Okay. Okay. You gotta keep going.

[B]

Three, two, one.

[A]

Bell.

[B]

B, L, Bowleg. Lindsay. Lindsay. Bottom. Bottom. Brody James. Ben Lawson. Ben. Ben Lemire. That's all one word.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

Again. I was trying to get out. Bill Lambert, a physical enforcer for the Detroit Pistons.

[A]

You said bin la. I said a physical enforcer for the Al Qaeda group. Okay, you're going. It's too. Oh, I'm cooking low key. I'm cooking low key.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Oh, my God, it's so good.

[A]

And not a fan.

[B]

All right, here we go, here we go.

[A]

Pierce hated. He said. Don't you say that, man.

[B]

He goes. We're still working to get everybody that was associated.

[A]

Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. I'm on a hot streak.

[B]

A heater.

[A]

I know here.

[B]

Literal heater.

[A]

Here we go. Okay, here we go. Come on, come on, come on. Here we go.

[B]

I can't hide.

[A]

Give me the ball.

[B]

Three, two, one.

[A]

L. Ralph Lauren. Mm.

[B]

Solid pull. Solid pull. Three. Oh, am I gonna get skunked.

[A]

Yeah. What are we going to? First to five.

[B]

I'm gonna get skunked.

[A]

Yeah. Four, zero.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

No, no. Three, zero.

[B]

Three, two, one, P. Peter Piper. Let's pick the. Pick a pepper.

[A]

Pick a.

[B]

How are we saying the same name?

[A]

Same name there'? Yeah.

[B]

All right, dog. All right, dog. It's like a bad. It's like a bad. A bad m. What'd you say?

[A]

I said we should kiss.

[B]

Here we go, here we go. That's a tie, right?

[A]

Nope. Yeah.

[B]

Okay, ready, ready, ready. Here we go. 3, 2, 1. A, F, A, F, A, F, A.

[A]

Oh, that's a. That was really one in. That was a deep cut, too. That was a bside album cut. You would have known I'm a gooner.

[B]

Oh, fa fa.

[A]

I can't now. Highlight reels. Like, I can't.

[B]

Aaron.

[A]

That's a lot.

[B]

Aaron. Aaron. Amelia, Frank. On, Frank.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

I am getting absolutely gashed. I said, and Frank or. I said amelia, Frank. He said, and Frank.

[A]

Here we go. CJ's gonna have a hard time with these attitudes. She's got a lot of bleeps. Patreon, you're gonna enjoy this.

[B]

Three, three, two, one.

[A]

T. Tj.

[B]

Jason.

[A]

Tony Johnson.

[B]

Jason who?

[A]

Tony Johnson.

[B]

It's jt. Oh, wait, no, I can go either way. But I still said Jason Tatum.

[A]

Yeah, you guys. So you're one. You're one. There you go, There you go. Four, one.

[B]

Oh, my God. One row for the win.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Three, two, one. L. What are we doing?

[A]

Little lamb. What? Little lamb.

[B]

Little lamb. Lennox Lewis. That's two. Oh, the little lamb.

[A]

The little lamb. Oh, Here we go.

[B]

3, 2, 1.

[A]

A.

[B]

Stephen A. Smith, double point SAS.

[A]

I don't know if that counts.

[B]

Oh, well, okay.

[A]

It doesn't.

[B]

Okay. Aaron Smith.

[A]

Sam Smith.

[B]

That's SS It's S A or as.

[A]

As.

[B]

M L. S A. L, S. Andrew Schultz. I already won.

[A]

Did.

[B]

You said Aaron Smith.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're right. Three.

[B]

Oh, my God. 43.

[A]

Here you go.

[B]

Three, two, one.

[A]

G. Machine Gun Kelly.

[B]

Oh, no. No.

[A]

Madison Square Garden.

[B]

No.

[A]

Megan Greer.

[B]

No. Who? That's real. Is that real?

[A]

Who's mere.

[B]

I don't think there's a Greer.

[A]

No.

[B]

Megan Greer. No.

[A]

No. Yes, there's a Megan Greer. No. Yes, there is. Pamela Anderson and Meghan Greer.

[B]

Oh, I think there is a Meagan Greer. What does she look like?

[A]

Make it. I don't know. We have to find out. Megan Greer. Oh, that's just a. That's somebody's LinkedIn. Maybe Megan Greer is not a real.

[B]

My God. It's not real. I still have a chance. M.G. m.G.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Four, four, four, four.

[B]

Deuce. We're going to a deuce.

[A]

Can't lose.

[B]

Can't lose.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Okay, but you're.

[A]

You're.

[B]

You're.

[A]

You're. I get what you're doing. I get what you're doing. What? I get what you're doing. How many letters are in the Alphabet?

[B]

26.

[A]

I'm stuck on a song.

[B]

You said like, three.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You go P. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Three, two, one.

[A]

Jen Jay Leno. No, no. Neil DeGrasse. Shut up.

[B]

John Neo. John. John Neo. No. Nelson. Nelson. John Nelson. John Nelson. John Newton.

[A]

John Newton.

[B]

John Newton. I said Newman. John Newman's real.

[A]

But I said John Newton first.

[B]

What the does that mean? John Newton doesn't outdo John Newman.

[A]

But I won. I said it first. This whole game.

[B]

No, you didn't go PETA. I said mine first.

[A]

Play the replay.

[B]

You can't. I said John Newman. I don't know who that is.

[A]

It's not even real person. I won. Can I get a go? Payta. I don't even know who Peyton was. John Newton.

[B]

I don't think that. I think you're saying that wrong. I think you're saying that wrong.

[A]

Yo, the country legend.

[B]

That's a wicked deep pool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're not confident.

[A]

John Newton. He's the cleric of 8-4-17. John Newton is an English evangelical dude. He's a slavery abolitionist. Abolitionist. He's a slavery abolitionist.

[B]

You thought he made country music? I go. I promise you wouldn't want to hear his country music. What's in the tire right here?

[A]

New one. Here we go. Up top of it.

[B]

Okay. Three, two, one. G. Oh, Jason.

[A]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

Greg, Odin, you.

[A]

I won the first one. I won the first one. Chat. Put it chat. Chat. Can you put in the comments? Keep it in the comments. If I got cheated off that game.

[B]

Because I won, if that would have been a real.

[A]

It is a real person.

[B]

You literally said he was a country legend. You looked him up. He was born in the 1700s.

[A]

That's a real person. No, it's a real person. I just gotta. John Newton. You learned. I learned about him. He's a real historical figure. The reason. Look at, look at cowboy. He's the first to call it off. He was like slave abolitionist. That.

[B]

Abolitionist is a wicked word.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

Oh, good game.

[A]

Good game, dude.

[B]

You were on. You were on something at the beginning, dude. Your first two and then the third where you stopped yourself.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

I'm hungry. Can you bring me my snack? The you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by Ridge Now. Can I tell you something, Cam?

[B]

Talk to me.

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It's annoying that all of my devices have different charging cords. My phone, my headphones, my watch, your weird Kindle that you got all different. Honestly, it should be illegal.

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[B]

Sure. And that's a good one. What are you talking about? How do you eat straw? There's only. You just eat the strawberry.

[A]

No, it's. It's definitely. I went back home and I was eating strawberries in front of my parents because I'm on a new health cake. The way I eat strawberries is really upset. Them just full thing in the mouth. So many naps.

[B]

You're kidding.

[A]

It's a real thing. It's more nutritious. You can eat the top of them.

[B]

You are not. You did not just put an entire strawberry in your mouth without getting rid of the top.

[A]

No, the top is fine. It's edible. That's the thing. A lot of people think the top is just like. You're supposed to dispose of it and then you got a bunch of top pieces in there.

[B]

Eat the whole thing. Get a little stem and leaf. If I wanted stem and leaf, I'd order a salad. You got fruit?

[A]

Yeah, just pop the whole thing. It's like a little. Okay, imagine if you just go. Normally it's this much down.

[B]

No, I can get pretty close to. I'll show you where I get to.

[A]

Yeah, that's wasteful. That's how white people eat chicken wings. You leave all that meat on there. Look at all that meat.

[B]

Oh, no. You gotta be clapping. But then I clear the edges.

[A]

Oh, God. That sounds like back in college.

[B]

I have never. Why?

[A]

That's a normal thing.

[B]

Okay, how about. How about you eat. You need to stop doing that. That is making my skin crawl.

[A]

Try it.

[B]

Did you wash these?

[A]

Now that might be a problem. I did not.

[B]

My God.

[A]

A whole kind of pesticide.

[B]

Yeah, all pesticides. Mites, missiles, mumps. They're as dry as cj.

[A]

Yeah. God.

[B]

No.

[A]

Try another one. Here, try it my way.

[B]

I'm not. I'm not eating it.

[A]

What's wrong with that?

[B]

Why am I eating ground? Why am I eating leaf?

[A]

Because in what grass? In what point of life did they ever teach you to not e the top of it?

[B]

Okay, let's Go find a banana. Eat the whole peel.

[A]

Yes. No. Ashton hall uses peels as skincare. No one's making fun of him.

[B]

Uses it as skincare. Proven eating this doesn't prove to me.

[A]

Okay, but I don't get the point of not eating the top. I promise you, if you try it at home, there's not gonna be anything wrong with it. That's how you're supposed to eat strawberries.

[B]

If I'm doing this, give me a smaller one. I'm not either.

[A]

You're giving me.

[B]

Where'd you get these?

[A]

You know that throat opens up. Put that whole thing in there.

[B]

These are lab planted strawberries. Oh, my God, you're right.

[A]

Yeah. It's a whole day. Oh, no, you. Dude, no. Look at this. And honestly, it's not that bad. What? It's a little green. I can see by your body shape you don't like greens.

[B]

It's just unnecessary. No, no, it's literally like you take a nice bite of a nice apple and you just bend down and grab a leaf and throw it in your mouth.

[A]

Look, all that juice and marination on there. But I used to be like you. If you want to just get nothing but sweet, you keep eating a couple and then at the end you got nothing but stem. Put that thing right.

[B]

Dog. You don't have to do this. You, like, you made it. You don't have to eat strawberry stems. Like, I don't know, I don't think, like, you're good, bro. Like, I don't know why you're resorting to this. Like, I mean, I'm not.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

These are gross. Where'd you get these from? These are so unwelcome.

[A]

The gas station.

[B]

You just had me. You just had me eat a whole strawberry stem. Grass leaf included.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Unwashed from a 7 11.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I want you to know someone literally probably smoked a cigarette, cashed out some guy's scratch off, and then grabbed these and put them on the shelf.

[A]

Dude. Yeah. That probably explains why my poop's been feeling like a small felines coming out like scrap to the wall.

[B]

You got straight bushes in your.

[A]

Yeah. What? Try it again.

[B]

No, you. What? What is. Tell me. Tell me one benefit. Tell me one benefit.

[A]

Health kick. More food.

[B]

More.

[A]

More satiation. You like that word, huh?

[B]

You think this little pube amount of greens is going to have you more satiated?

[A]

Yes. No. Because you left all that meat on the bone. You're the type of person that just eats the skin off a chicken wing. That's that right there, And I hate it.

[B]

No, no, no. I mean, first off, first off, first off, very personal. But when I see. When I see hair on fruits and vegetables, I hate it. Off, Rip.

[A]

It's a fuzz. Be a man.

[B]

Look in there.

[A]

That means you want to go down. There's a little bit of fuzz. Oh, no.

[B]

If there's some fuzz, I'm grilling.

[A]

Oh, come here. Call me your manscaped head strimmer. That's okay. That's a little far. Yeah. No, no, no. That's far. Yeah. You know, sometimes in your brain, you get so excited about making the joke, and then when you say it, you're like, oh, that's wrong to do that.

[B]

You know what else is wrong?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Stop eating the leaf part of fruits.

[A]

Everybody does. Okay, if you haven't done that, why.

[B]

Why don't you do it on other fruits? Why don't you eat the peeling bananas? Why don't you.

[A]

Matter of fact, why don't.

[B]

Let's just start eating the skin of oranges.

[A]

That's different.

[B]

How the.

[A]

That's different. That's why, like, when you're eating a chicken wing, you just take the wing off the chicken. I'm not taking the gobble stick of his neck. I'm not doing that. That's the gobble stick of his neck. What's that called? The gizzard. I'm not in the chicken gizzard. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Hey, I'm not eating the chicken gizzard. Just like I'm not wearing. I'm not gonna eat the bananas clothes. I'm not doing it.

[B]

Hey, guess what? Right now, you're eating the strawberries ball cap, all right? You're eating the strawberries, a little cute little ball cap, and that gizzard. Why are you so attached to chicken right now, dude?

[A]

Because my grand. Well, don't talk to him that much anymore. But we used to slap his little gizzard right there. We used to play with it just like that. We would play with his little gizzard right there. You play with your granddaddy's gizzard, and just a bunch of hatred comes out that gizzard. You wallop that thing. He mother tell you no, and he'll tell you no for the next two minutes. Even when he's done, he'll keep going just like that. That's. That grandpa gizzard. That's like the foreskin of a cat.

[B]

Like one of Those hairless cats. Oh, my God. Back to wolf, though, you were talking about.

[A]

I mean, we're gonna have a hard time. This one, huh? Yeah. That's good stuff, man.

[B]

Dude, I prefer.

[A]

This is some Patreon stuff, but I prefer some character down there.

[B]

No. Okay.

[A]

Me too.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

Oh, come on. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Come on, man. Show me you're alive. You know what I mean?

[B]

No, for me, it's a fine line, dude.

[A]

Is it. Is it wrong of me when I was, you know, in the dating game? I like older women. I always like. I like older women.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

One of the attributes of an older woman, they got some scars on their leg, like some knee scars that you fell down on a scooter once or twice. That's hot. You. You know, I mean, you slammed your finger in a car door a couple times. You've been around. You. You used to play an asphalt.

[B]

You get emotionally and physically turned on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

By seeing a leg scar.

[A]

I didn't get turned on, but it showed character. I'm a man of character.

[B]

It adds value.

[A]

I'm a man of care.

[B]

You've been.

[A]

You've. You've scraped your knee a couple times, and I appreciate that.

[B]

Exact. Exact. Clones of women. One is spotless. One has. One has a scar on her leg and a weird little birth mark on the arm.

[A]

Oh, God. Oh, dude. Yeah. If you got some. Dude, I'm. I got a thing about that. Like, I like a little lazy eye on her. Yeah, like. You know what I mean? Tell me you can't hear any of that left ear. Show me you got some character in you. You know what I mean? Like, if Pierce was a girl, he'd be mine. That boy is deaf and blind like a boy. That boy is a. Is a cowboy. Keller.

[B]

I tried to try. I tried on his Ray Bans earlier. About had a. A headache. Yeah, I didn't know their prescription.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You think that boy can put anything over his eyes that aren't prescription, bro, He. He sees like a whale.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah, he does.

[A]

That boy talks to O. That's all he sees.

[B]

Pierce goes, oh, where's the blonde?

[A]

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[B]

Okay. Speaking of ailments, this, this, this past week, I actually played basketball.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Very disappointing and it wasn't intentional. I went to my old gym while I was there, saw a couple guys playing and I. Now, you know me, I don't have a stutter, right?

[A]

No, no, never. At the beginning of the episode, it was a little rough, but, you know.

[B]

That'S just like kind of tripping. That's like a bad start on a relay race.

[A]

But you're not like a bunch of tees in a row.

[B]

I'm never like a. I don't know.

[A]

If you can do that. I genuinely don't know if you can do that.

[B]

I'm not doing that for two. I'm saying I. We can.

[A]

You can't do that.

[B]

We can agree that I don't have a stutter.

[A]

Yes, I can agree. Okay. Okay.

[B]

So we're playing basketball, right? And it's simply three on three, half court, very calm. For whatever reason I'm talking, there's no team up next. There's no reason to play with your soul on the line. And this guy just picks me to be his victim, right? He is talking cash the whole time, three on three. And I'm like, bro, like, I don't even care. Whatever, whatever. And then he's starting to get like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Soft, soft. So I'm like, okay, now I gotta turn it on. I gotta beat him.

[A]

Now I gotta turn it on. I gotta beat him. I have to avenge the Kennedy name. You cannot speak to me like that. You know, my dad's a lawyer. Black guy. He's black, wasn't he? Yep.

[B]

See, I go. You fight for the streets. I fight for honor.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding. Now, cj, that's gonna be your.

[B]

You can make it. And I can't.

[A]

Anyway, regardless.

[B]

So he's talking and it gets to the point where I'm now like, my. My blood's going. I'm like, all right, bro, I gotta. A, whoop is in the game. B, talk back in the game. So it's not. It's not anything in the competition. Yeah. Because there's nothing like. He's not like. It's. It's all basketball related, but it's getting.

[A]

His in the game.

[B]

In the game. So right when I go for my first insult.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I literally rip a mean stutter. And I thought you were going somewhere. Oh, no.

[A]

I go, stop, stop, stop.

[B]

Okay. I rip a stutter that I like. I. But it was so fascinating. Cuz I don't stutter at all.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I said, bro, shut the. And it wouldn't come out. It would not come out. And it got to the point, you gotta think, this dude is literally. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, you ain't getting that. No, you ain't getting that. Talking the whole game.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I go, bro, shut the. And it did not come out. And it. I mean, it sent me for the whole day. Whole day. I was in a bad mood. I said, bro, one, I died. Haven't hooped in forever. Of course, it happens today. Two, of course, the one guy gardened me talk. And I've never stuttered in my life.

[A]

Yeah. That's embarrassing if you're not good with confrontation.

[B]

It was crazy embarrassing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You had nothing to do with the confrontation.

[A]

It had everything.

[B]

I don't. I don't stutter.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I stuttered, dude.

[A]

I remember. See, that's embarrassing. That's really bad. When my last year playing. Not my last year playing college basketball, but I was playing college basketball. And you know, college basketball practices get very, like, aggressive. Aggressive. Like there's a lot of fights that Happen. It's a normal thing for it to happen, right? So I remember it was just my day. Me and this guy were going at it, right? But this guy was from. From Fifth Ward, Houston, right? He's from Fifth Ward now.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

His upbringing and my upbringing. Different, right?

[B]

A little different.

[A]

But at the end of the day, we got so heated. He was like, no, come on. He lifts his shorts up and he goes to fight. Now I'm. But I'm not.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, I'm not fighting this guy, right? But I was like, yeah, come on. And I put my hands up, right? And I was inside. I was like, somebody grabbed. Like, somebody grabbed this guy. Grab this animal. He's real mad. Like, I saw the. I saw hate in his eyes. He wanted. He wanted blood from me. And also then a bunch of people went over to grab him. You can tell you're not the problem in your mind, dog. That's hilarious.

[B]

No, I'm saying in your mind, you're like, somebody grab him quickly.

[A]

Yeah. You can tell you're not, like, the problem. Like, the person people are worried about when you're about to fight and everybody grabs the other guy. Like, no one came to stop me. I had full capabilities of going to get him. I remember I was going like this. I was like. So people grabbed him, right? And I was all alone, and so I was like, oh, they got him. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah. Get held back. Get held back. I was so scared, right? My leg was shaking, and I didn't know. I'm not, like. Little bit like this. My. Like this, like, one leg. I was so nervous. I was like. And he was like, you look a dog. And I look. And I couldn't stop it. I couldn't stop my leg. I had to rest his leg. I was like. And I had to, like, like, run off the court. Like, I had a cramp. That was an embarrassing story, too.

[B]

Dog. Basketball and embarrassing. Oh, my God.

[A]

Goes hand in hand.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Where are we at on time? Do we have. Do we have time for one more thing?

[B]

I got a question for you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I got. Now I saw this question.

[A]

Okay, go ahead.

[B]

And I know the route I'm taking, and I know yours is gonna be different.

[A]

Probably that's how our friendship was made.

[B]

So it is. It's just a. It's a proposition, right? Someone comes up to you, man in a black suit, right?

[A]

I don't like the way he started that. I don't like that. I don't. Don't start off with men in suits coming at me.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Where am I? Am I naked?

[B]

No, you're not naked. Fully close.

[A]

Okay. Start it off. Good.

[B]

A man comes up to you with a briefcase and a timer.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

He goes, you have 24 hours. Hits it every mile you run. Just one mile. Every mile you run partnered with one shot of vodka equals $1,000,000.

[A]

Catch. Switch to tequila. Be a little bit more lucrative, huh? If I can get that one in there.

[B]

Tequila.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Every one mile ran and shot at tequila equals a million dollars. There's no catches. It's just a Fun scenario.

[A]

In 24 hours.

[B]

24 hours, how many do you try to complete? First of all, what's your strategy?

[A]

First of all, I appreciate the effort of everybody that's probably gonna comment on this saying, oh, I'm gonna run my. Till I pass out. I'm walking. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I know I'm gonna be a millionaire at the end of that. 24 hours to walk. I will literally probably walk 15 miles in 15 shots. I do 15 shots of fuck on a Thursday.

[B]

First off, you are sadly mistaken.

[A]

You don't think I can walk 15 miles in 24 hours?

[B]

You walking 15 miles?

[A]

Yes. It takes me 15 minutes to walk one mile. It takes me 15 minutes to Walk one mile on an incline. 12.5. Crunch Fitness.

[B]

That is. That's a pretty good pace.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's about 3.2, 3.3.

[A]

No clue. But as you see at the end, it's like, yo, you ran. It's about a balance.

[B]

But the thing is, that's not just gonna. It's not linear. You're not gonna.

[A]

But I'm saying. But at the end of the day, 24 hours, I. I would take a lunch break. Who gives 24 hours?

[B]

You're just gonna walk. You're not gonna give any true effort to try to. Really.

[A]

I'm going to be millionaire regardless. I'll go probably. I'll walk. I'll walk until I get a little hungry.

[B]

I also think you're highly under. Like, okay, how many do you think you're gonna walk in a row?

[A]

I could walk four miles in a row.

[B]

So then you gotta take four shots.

[A]

You just gonna start off by taking four shots, then go walk the four miles. I'll pre. I'll take 30 shots before I do the 30 miles.

[B]

Oh, you're not getting 30 and 30. There's no.

[A]

No, 30 and 30 is.

[B]

That is ludicrous.

[A]

Probably like 10 and 10.

[B]

So you think you would take. So, okay, now Strategy wise.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you taking all the shots first, then walking it all off? Are you walking? And then when you're just physically exhausted, you go home and get hammered. But you win. What are you doing?

[A]

I'll probably, you know, I'll probably. Like I said, I'll front the first five shots. I'll front the first five. At the beginning of the day, fresh off the wake up guy hits a briefcase. I'm like, where's the tequila? I'll take the five shots. Go walk it off. Go walk it off to the point. Little hungry, little. Little midday snack, little lunch. Couple more shots. Couple more shots. Bam. I'm like 12 shots in at this point. Then I'm gonna go walk the rest.

[B]

You're better than me.

[A]

Yeah. What would you sue?

[B]

I off rip. I'm running a 5k immediately off rip.

[A]

Why?

[B]

That's three miles down.

[A]

Why would you do that?

[B]

Because I'm fresh. There's no alcohol in my system. My strategy. I'm gonna try to get as much miles down with no alcohol in me.

[A]

The fact that you think you can run three miles right now is hilarious.

[B]

I didn't say I'm not going for world record. I can definitely do it.

[A]

Yeah, you're. You would end up at mile one and a half. You're at my walking pace 100%.

[B]

But you're walking the first mile. I ran it.

[A]

That's fine. We'll catch up regardless. Yeah.

[B]

I'm going to do three miles. Physically exhausted, take a break, eat, whatever, go do more walk. My initial game plan, I'm getting all the running I do. And then when my legs are literally shot, whatever the case may be, I'm going home. Taking that many shots.

[A]

I think the time limit should have been lowered. I don't know, 24 hours. Because I feel like everybody that ever does that challenge is they're obviously going to be a millionaire.

[B]

Oh, everyone. If you do one mile, one shot, you're millionaire. Yeah, but the go. I'm trying to go for 20 M's.

[A]

Oh, I forgot. You're already rich.

[B]

I'm going for.

[A]

Yeah, that's the difference I'm talking about in the challenge.

[B]

That's such a bad running joke. I'm going for 20 miles. 20 shots. Get.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

Imagine getting. Imagine your legs are literally like almost. You can't even use them, how tired they are. You're blackout drunk and you wake up, you check your phone, there's 20ms.

[A]

In your. My two favorite things are on the line. K, money and alcohol. I'm going to. I'm going to be very successful at that little triathlon. Whatever it's called. Whatever. Now what?

[B]

Now what if you had to swim with the same cube?

[A]

How about that? How about that? Yeah. I'll be dead. Oh, did you have a. Do you have a pop culture?

[B]

Oh, my God. I can.

[A]

Okay. All right, let's get into people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture Paying in Camp. Pop culture Paying in camp. My pop culture is. Man. December 13, John Cena's final match. Holy.

[B]

That is creeping.

[A]

Yeah. And it's gonna be against AJ Styles, which is gonna be great, I believe. Right? No, that's coming up. He's. He's wrestling.

[B]

That's AJ Styles.

[A]

That. Yeah, he's. He's wrestling him in Crown Jewel.

[B]

That's what it is.

[A]

But as y' all are watching this, I'm gonna be at Monday Night Raw. So. Dallas.

[B]

Oh, sick.

[A]

Yeah, so, yeah, so I'll be. I'll be watching that. I'll be on tv. I'm on the camera side this time. Normally, when I go, I just sit on the floor, like, on.

[B]

Dude, you gotta wear something bright white or have a sign.

[A]

Oh, no, man, I don't want to do that.

[B]

Just wear a. Literally wear a plain white tee.

[A]

I wanted to get.

[B]

You're gonna be the biggest person there and wear a plain white T shirt.

[A]

No.

[B]

It's gonna contrast good with your skin.

[A]

Gotta wear black jewelry. But, yeah, I'm gonna be at Monday Night Raw. Should be fun. So if y' all want to watch me on Netflix, it's gonna be premiered tonight. If you're watching us on a Monday, that's fire.

[B]

I did not know you're going to.

[A]

Yes, sir. Sick.

[B]

Wait, who's.

[A]

Okay. I don't know what the card is yet.

[B]

I was like, can we just talk about that?

[A]

They do announce it. It's out.

[B]

That's bad. I don't like that.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Cuz that. That's not how it was. We were growing up.

[A]

That's not true. No.

[B]

To the extent of now. Now you know everything's happening on Monday Night Raw.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

On the Thursday before.

[A]

Well, the writing in Monday Night Raw is bad right now because it's been.

[B]

I'm saying, when we were kids, like, Smackdown would end.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And there might be a teaser for what's to come on Monday on Raw. You wait through the weekend that. You build the suspense. You don't. You can't run to social media where there's a million outlets talking about it. And then Raw Would hit and then they would tease what's happening throughout the night. But there's plenty that kept you in your seat and there was just like you didn't know.

[A]

I want to see Roman Reigns. Hopefully Roman Reigns comes. I can see him.

[B]

Where is he? Where is he?

[A]

He's hit like 18. No, he's just Roman Reigns kind of.

[B]

Out of the story.

[A]

No, not really. Just Roman Reigns. I brought this company to a billion dollars. I'm gonna chill out for a little bit. Bit.

[B]

That sucks. I mean, that's good for him. But I'm saying.

[A]

And he has leukemia, so.

[B]

Well, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

Yeah. No, I think. No, he's. Oh, I don't know. He doesn't. He's not really public about that. But. But yeah. What's your pop culture?

[B]

My pop culture is. NBA is starting soon. Media day was a couple days ago. I am, of course excited for the NBA. Thank God the MLB is ending.

[A]

I haven't watched a single game of that.

[B]

No, I'm just kidding, you guys.

[A]

It's been on like holy. His background.

[B]

Baseball.

[A]

Yeah, it's a good background.

[B]

I don't turn that on for anything.

[A]

Awesome. Why'd you just look at me? So crazy. He said, what, you don't watch it?

[B]

No, because typically I do. I'm saying this year, if Rangers are on.

[A]

That's so crazy how they ever actually just gave me for doing the same thing.

[B]

Because I'm saying I've never like, bro, if there's a hockey game on, there's not a background, just like you said. But at first you said you haven't watched a single game. That's why I was like, that's kind of haven't.

[A]

But you. You haven't either this year. Same. Okay, that's exactly what I said.

[B]

But NBA, bro, I'm honestly excited. Lucas first year full year, healthy with the Lakers. LeBron. He said, don't worry about my future when he was asked about it.

[A]

So he's retiring.

[B]

People were speculating. Is this going to be his last year?

[A]

Nah. He would make a bigger deal about.

[B]

The stars are lining up, though. It is his 23rd season. The All Star Games in LA.

[A]

No, two years.

[B]

Just saying. I want him to stay. I want him to make his records untouchable.

[A]

I'm going to say he. Well, they're.

[B]

As long as he's. As long as he's still playing at a high level.

[A]

Look, this is what's going to happen. In my opinion. He. He's going to play. When is Bryce.

[B]

I don't think he'll. Bryce is. Bryce is in Arizona this year.

[A]

Yeah, he's one and done. He's better than Bronnie. Way better. Like 10 times better than Bronnie.

[B]

Not 10 times better.

[A]

Now he's. And he's six. What? Six, eight.

[B]

He's like six, six.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's going to NBA. Yeah. If Bronnie could go in there. No defense of Bronnie. But comparatively, just as a basketball head. If you watch those two play. Yeah. Come on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But. Yeah, so I think he's gonna wait for Bryce to go. To go. Whenever Bryce is there one year with him. No, it's gonna be his retirement year.

[B]

When Bryce.

[A]

Yeah. So I guess next year when Bryce.

[B]

So he's gonna wait for Bryce but not play a year with him in the same league. So that's what I'm saying. So next year.

[A]

Next year is his last year.

[B]

Is his last year to play. Okay, so this year and another year. That's what I was asking for.

[A]

Next year's his last year is what that means.

[B]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[A]

We gotta get him home. Yeah, we gotta get home. He's done. We've clocked him out for the day. We have absolutely worn him out.

[B]

Small face.

[A]

That's strawberry roots. All right. Cam get here. That was pop culture paying in, Cam.

[B]

Pop culture paying the camp.

[A]

You didn't make a good impression for your sports show just now. That wasn't a good impression.

[B]

No, that has nothing to do with that. I was talking about the NBA coming back. And I always talk about up baseball, too.

[A]

No. Get him out of here. What are you talking about? Say goodbye. No. Say goodbye. What are you talking. Say goodbye. No. Say goodbye to the fans, please.

[B]

I was just. Patreon, I did not talk about anything, like, exclusively or, like, in depth. I was just saying I'm happy for the NBA to come back.

[A]

Yes, I know. Go ahead. Let's go. Get us out of here.

[B]

What is happening?

[A]

If you don't do it, I'll do it.

[B]

Appreciate all y' all coming back.

[A]

Episode 185 about come on. Give me. Come on.

[B]

First link in the description. Patreon, thank you so much. Much for all the people that just joined. Promotion is over. But welcome to the Koala Club. We love you. Confuse the casuals. Get you. Good karma with this week's secret code.

[A]

S.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Es.

[B]

Esl. Esl. Not. Not English second language. But eat strawberry leaves. ESL Eat strawberry.

[A]

Esl. In the comments, everybody, positive messages to Cam. In the comments. Cuz he's going to get in that Malibu and cry. We were. My God. Burn those shorts. Remember?

[B]

Oh, remember?

[A]

One out of two. Get on to Christmas and we'll see you next time. Maybe Cam might be fired. I don't.

[B]

No, don't. I like this.

[A]

I'm just kidding. Eat the strawberry root.

[B]

Strawberry leaves. Which is also root. I'm going to shut up.

[A]

Dude, what the is going on?