THE WORST PROPOSAL EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Podcast Summary: "THE WORST PROPOSAL EVER!" - You Should Know Podcast

Episode Information:

• Title: THE WORST PROPOSAL EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-
• Host/Author: Wood Elf Media
• Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
• Release Date: April 28, 2025

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1. Studio Shenanigans ([00:59] - [05:09])

Peyton and Cameron kick off the episode by humorously discussing the less-than-ideal conditions of their recording studio. They joke about the uncomfortable couches that trap heat, leading to sweaty experiences during their sessions.

• Cameron: “They are like lava. They are holding every bit of heat inside.” ([03:25])
• Peyton: “Overall score. I'm giving them a seven.” ([03:33])

Despite the discomfort, they maintain a positive outlook, rating the studio experience a seven out of ten.

2. Personal Anecdotes: Peyton’s Dad and Lawn Wars ([05:32] - [10:49])

Peyton shares amusing stories about his father’s intense dislike for grass and weeds. His dad takes lawn care very seriously, going as far as believing that candy bar solicitors might be stalling to gather information for nefarious purposes.

• Peyton: “He goes, I think they're looking inside your garage, peeking through your window.” ([08:40])
• Cameron: “I know you're a perfect little pearl.” ([12:22])

These anecdotes highlight the quirky dynamics between Peyton and his father, adding a personal touch to the conversation.

3. Solo Dates and Self-Care ([15:48] - [28:00])

Cameron reveals his recent habit of taking himself on solo dates, finding solace and independence in dining alone. He describes his experiences at upscale restaurants, enjoying his own company without the complications of shared meals.

• Cameron: “I've been taking myself on dates recently, and I love it.” ([15:54])
• Peyton: “That is one thing.” ([20:29])

The hosts engage in playful banter about each other's eating habits, further emphasizing their close friendship.

4. Eating Habits Showdown ([51:43] - [57:08])

The conversation turns to a light-hearted critique of each other’s eating styles. Peyton teases Cameron about his method of eating French fries, accusing him of child-like behavior.

• Peyton: “The way you eat French fries is an abomination.” ([53:04])
• Cameron: “I grab a whole bunch if I can first.” ([53:44])

This segment showcases their chemistry and comfort in ribbing each other over trivial matters.

5. WrestleMania 41 Review ([83:16] - [100:56])

In the "Pop Culture Pay Naked Camp" segment, Cameron dives deep into his thoughts on WrestleMania 41, discussing various matches and the overall execution of the event.

• Cameron: “Jey Uso submitting Gunther with his own move felt rushed.” ([85:18])
• Peyton: “That is crazy. It wasn't like a wow match, like a WrestleMania match.” ([90:33])

They critique the pacing of the matches, the booking decisions, and express their admiration for standout performances, particularly praising the main event involving Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and CM Punk.

6. The Proposal Debate ([59:40] - [65:45])

The hosts engage in a spirited debate about the norms of marriage proposals, debating whether it's acceptable to propose without an engagement ring. Peyton advocates for traditional proposals, emphasizing the symbolic importance of the ring.

• Peyton: “It means nothing without the ring.” ([60:33])
• Cameron: “Is it wild to propose without a ring?” ([59:39])

Cameron contemplates cost-effective proposal ideas, while Peyton firmly believes that a ring is essential for the proposal's significance.

7. Concluding Remarks ([101:04] - [102:28])

As the episode winds down, Peyton and Cameron wrap up with final thoughts and playful exchanges, reinforcing their camaraderie and teasing upcoming events.

• Cameron: “You gotta sell the stride.” ([101:30])
• Peyton: “Remember, one out of two choir bears don't make home to Christmas.” ([101:52])

They remind listeners to subscribe, share the podcast, and support them through various platforms, leaving the audience with a sense of anticipation for future episodes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Cameron on Studio Comfort: “Sometimes the most painful part of getting sick is the getting better part.” ([00:26])
• Peyton on Solo Dining: “So if you don't like it, you're not going to be embarrassed by others.” ([16:55])
• Cameron on WrestleMania Main Event: “Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, three Hall of Famers. Paul Heyman absolutely saved.” ([85:21])
• Peyton on Proposals: “It means nothing without the ring.” ([60:33])
• Cameron on Proposing Without a Ring: “How the hell did I not know about this back then?” ([32:15])

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Conclusion:

In this episode of the You Should Know Podcast, hosts Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy blend humor, personal stories, and pop culture commentary to engage their listeners. From discussing the quirks of their recording studio to debating the essentials of marriage proposals and dissecting WrestleMania 41, the duo offers an entertaining and candid glimpse into their lives and opinions. Notable for their friendly banter and relatable content, this episode stands out as a testament to their enduring friendship and comedic chemistry.

Transcript

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[A]

I don't think I just ripped my short. God, there's so much thigh showing. Oh, my God. Dude, you're blessed.

[B]

Are you okay?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, you're having a little bit of an anxiety attack.

[A]

God, not really, but a lot of leg that's just not supposed to be seen.

[B]

Your panties are too tight.

[A]

Golly. And this couch is eating me. It's sucking me in. It's eating me.

[B]

That Is one thing. So we are like, how many episodes, like four or five episodes into the new couches? Are we a fan?

[A]

Oh, my God. They're heaters. They have their own creepy little sick mind that grabbed my haunches. Yeah, well, so do I, but that's allowed.

[B]

Are we a fan of these couches? Let's be honest.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Are you a fan of them?

[A]

Looks 10 out of 10. The feel is a 10 out of 10.

[B]

I can take Napsky's here 100%.

[A]

But it's a. They are. They are like lava.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They are holding every bit of heat inside.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And that's the worst part. That's why we're drenching sweat. Overall score. I'm giving them a seven.

[B]

That's a. That's a high score. Seven on the couches. Seven on the couches.

[A]

They pass.

[B]

Yeah. A lot of people don't know the predicament in which we record, right? So unless you're in the Patreon, you don't get to see all of this. We are in a corporate office building, right? That's like massive, massive, 300ft skyscraper, right? And there's hundreds and hundreds of different businesses here. All lawyers, stuff like that.

[A]

They wear suits, Right.

[B]

We are pushed off to the corner of this building. Basically a whole floor to ourselves, literally. And we don't have a ground. Like, we are looking at exposed nails.

[A]

Screws, concrete, skid marks of some sort of tire. There used to be a wall right here.

[B]

Yes, there used to be a wall.

[A]

That was a wall right here.

[B]

So basically we have this rule that you can't walk around the studio without shoes on because you might get a little bit of. A little bit of disease from the nails. You can't have that, right?

[A]

Oh, God, no. And you wouldn't end just if we're talking about just the linens, right? Your clothes are gonna be dusty as.

[B]

So much dust in here. We have been breathing in dust for the better part of four years.

[A]

We're gonna die soon. O.

[B]

And there's no. There's no circulation of air in here. We have recorded every week for four years without air. There's no ac.

[A]

If it's hot outside, we are. We're dying in here. Super hot. If it's cold outside, you'd think it was the. The Day Before Tomorrow, whatever the hell that movie is. We need a fire. It's freezing, right? No heat, no air. It's. But it's our.

[B]

No, it's 80. I checked before we got here. 89 degrees outside. You know what it is in here? What? 89 degrees. It is hot as. And we have these two big studio lights on it. So if you ever wonder, like, why are these guys so crazy when they.

[A]

Were so wired up?

[B]

Because we're on.

[A]

Physically uncomfortable.

[B]

We have a lack of oxygen, and we're breathing dust. That's what's going on. How was your week, Kev? Tell me about it.

[A]

My week was actually great. It was Easter. It was fun hanging out with people. I found out my dad has ops. My dad has enemies.

[B]

Mike.

[A]

Mike has ops.

[B]

He gives me a little mob survive.

[A]

Gives me mobster vibes. But there's two. There's two particular ops. He has very strange. Very strange. And one's not. One's not humans.

[B]

Excuse me. He's got animal ops.

[A]

Not even what is his. My dad has a pure hatred for. For grass and weeds. I swear to God.

[B]

Wait, like, just like regular lawn grass.

[A]

Like regular lawn care.

[B]

How? Explain this to me.

[A]

Comes over to my house because I don't.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I haven't bought a lawnmower yet. And I was like, instead of paying a company, I'll just pay my dad. And he doesn't mind it. So he's coming over to mow it. He gets out of his car and he's literally like, see those right there? Look at. No, these right here. They'll ruin your. He's like. He's like passionate about it, right? He puts these gloves on and he. I kid you not. It almost looked like concerning. Okay? Like, outside of looking. And he's ripping these weeds up and then going like, spin on me. He's like, you see this piece of. He starts kicking the weed. I'm like, what is your problem? Like, what is your issue right now? And he goes, I hate stuff that messes with my lawn. And then he get. He knows everything about it. Knows every name, knows every. Every single weed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He goes, you were growing a little tree in the back corner. He said, if you didn't knock that down, there'd be a squirrel under there. And a couple. I was like. And he. So he hates grass. Okay, now the second one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is a human who. That's not a. It's not a. It's a. It's more of a job or a very honed in specific thing.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

He does not like people that come around and say, do you want to buy my candy bar for my guys?

[B]

The scammers.

[A]

But see, he. He believes it's scammers, but he doesn't think it's for that reason. You said scammers. What do you think they're scamming for? They don't have a fundraiser. No, no, you can't.

[B]

No, they're 18. They're not. You're not playing in a youth basketball league. Yeah.

[A]

You're not on an AAU team. I saw you check that. Checked me out at Verizon.

[B]

100, 100%. And we were in Chicago for tour last year outside of a Neiman Marcus, and they came up and they're like, peyton, Cam. And I was like, y'all know y'all ain't selling. Like, help us out.

[A]

Yeah. He said, come on, you just do it for the kids.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He said, like, no. He said, slider. 20 for the kids. Use inside Neiman. I said, all digital. Don't worry, we got them. Okay.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I'm like, no, no, they're.

[B]

They're for sure scammers, but my dad.

[A]

Has a different take on it. He doesn't think they're just scamming.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He goes, oh, I believe they play basketball. That's all fine. He goes, I don't think they're really selling you candy. I go, what? I go, no, I'm pretty. That's Reese's Pieces. Like, I'm looking at the Hershey's have that.

[B]

He goes, hershey's Kisses are Hershey. The bars aren't. Well, not again. The kisses are. The bar is not. Keep going, Keep going.

[A]

Oh, my God. Okay. He goes, no, no, no. I know you're getting candy. He said, I think they're trying to look at your place. I think they're staking out your house. He said, when they go door to door, he thinks the people selling candy are, like, taking mental pictures, and maybe they could. They could hit a lick on. On the back end.

[B]

Wait, time out. Time outside. How do we get from. Yeah, they're on the street selling you this candy.

[A]

Happened to us. This all happened in one. So I was outside when he was spitting weed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Ripping the weeds up. And a kid walks up to your house? To my house. He's walking.

[B]

Oh, my God. Y'all got a new level.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He's never had people coming to my house.

[A]

Oh, he's in the neighborhood with it right here. Like the crusty crab. He's holding it just like that by himself, solo.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Just walking. Box of candy.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Walks straight up to us. Excuse me, sir. You have. Would you like to help me out with my AAU basketball team?

[B]

Yeah, that.

[A]

And I go, you don't hoop.

[B]

But sure, yeah.

[A]

I was like, whatever. My dad. So I buy the candy, he leaves. My dad goes. I go, what? He goes. I go. I go, what do you mean by that? He goes, I don't trust that. I was like, what do you mean you don't trust? He goes, I think they're looking. Looking inside your garage, peeking through your window. Gonna call some friends later. I go, what? What are you talking about?

[B]

Not a bad analysis.

[A]

But I was like, that's like.

[B]

Your neighborhood is weird, bro.

[A]

It's. It is.

[B]

I've never had them come to my house.

[A]

I literally. I went to get my. I went to get my mail the other day.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Eight kids playing kickball. Little girl kick. Kicked it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Very surprising. She kicked it far. Someone screamed, touchdown. That's my neighborhood. Those are the kids my son are gonna have to grow up with and play. A girl kicked a dodgeball and playing kickball, and her friend yelled, touchdown.

[B]

Oh, well, that's cute. Malachi's.

[A]

And I grabbed my mail and I went, mother, ain't no way I live here.

[B]

Malachi's not an athlete either. He's not gonna be. He's gonna be big, but he's gonna be a big scientist.

[A]

No. Hell no. He's gonna be an athlete. He's gonna be.

[B]

He's got paws on him. He's gonna grab the. Out of a beat.

[A]

What's up, Uncle Pierce?

[B]

Okay, but up. Your dad in the lawn, right? Yes. And I've had this internal crisis recently.

[A]

Oh, God. With grass.

[B]

With grass.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Am I less of a man that I don't give a. About my lawn or anything else?

[A]

Same way. I don't care. I don't care. I'm not my father's son when it comes to that. My dad made his own formula. Make his grass greener. Bro, what are you, a science? And I have, like, literally, I don't. I don't care.

[B]

No interest. And driving past other people's lawns. I've never been the guy to be like, that guy pedicures his lawn. Yeah. I don't care.

[A]

Slowing down to look at your green, nicely cut grass. I'm going to where I gotta go. I don't care if your lawns.

[B]

And it's so strange because. Because there was a girl that I liked, right? And she was. She likes manly men. She likes guys that fix cars. And you should have said, hey.

[A]

Not for me. Just go.

[B]

Just go. No, she likes guys that are like, fix cars.

[A]

Cabinet, if they needed to. Exactly, babe.

[B]

The sink Is fixed.

[A]

Call somebody.

[B]

What am I supposed to do? Yeah. And then so I was like, okay, I want to be like her. Like, I want to be somebody like she likes. Right?

[A]

Oh my God. This is crazy.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry, but I have to.

[A]

No, go for it.

[B]

So I was like, I'm going to change my algorithm. TikTok.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

I changed my algorithm to get a lot of lawn videos. And so I've been going through my algorithms and my for you page. Watching these dudes pedicure their lawns or like power wash their. Their driveways. And I'm like, this is boring. Genuinely never had an interest in anything like that. And even trying, it's making me more sad about myself.

[A]

See you. Okay, where you messed up is trying. Don't change yourself. You're a perfect little pearl. Oh my God. Oh my God.

[B]

With that name is crazy.

[A]

It's because I was talking about it. Actual voice.

[B]

That's the voodoo clam right there.

[A]

I said you're a perfect little pearl. Oh my God. I meant you're an actual pearl. You know how pearls are, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Have you ever seen that? A pearl. That's kind of sad.

[B]

The only pearl I know. Dad's a crab.

[A]

Now I get.

[B]

I had a thing for Pearl too. She had a wicked nose.

[A]

She had a crazy nose. She could. Oh. Oh.

[B]

What was she? A whale?

[A]

She was a whale. Her father was a crab.

[B]

Suck me up.

[A]

Living. I'll spend three days inside you, Pearl. She's a teenager. Hey, don't make it like that. Good God. What are you gonna. What are you gonna go beyond council? Are you gonna sue me?

[B]

You?

[A]

Never. I wanted it.

[B]

Okay. What is the weirdest cartoon like Crush you've ever had?

[A]

Nala Lion King. She was absolutely beautiful. She lived in the jungle and she could sing.

[B]

That's not weird though.

[A]

This is not weird then. I was on game since a youngin.

[B]

You ever watch Max and Ruby?

[A]

Ruby and Max. That's why we named him Max, by the way.

[B]

That's a little weird then.

[A]

No, because we already had a Ruby.

[B]

Yeah, beyond Ruby.

[A]

Ruby and Max, they're too young.

[B]

No, I'm just saying that. Yeah, I'm saying, like.

[A]

You're kidding.

[B]

I always had a thing for older women. That old little bunny.

[A]

Wait, who else though? 8 Officer Hopps Zootopia. She was cute.

[B]

You were cute. 20.

[A]

I know, but I'm saying you paid.

[B]

Bills when that movie came out.

[A]

No, I'm not talking about Crush anymore. I'm talking about cute characters.

[B]

That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about crushes.

[A]

No crushes. I know. I'm saying I said she was cute. She didn't have. I didn't have a crush on her. Animated crushes, I think, is only Nala for me.

[B]

Really?

[A]

I'm trying to think of anime because.

[B]

I had like obvious ones like Raven and all that.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. But anime, like they're not real.

[B]

No, that's animated and not real.

[A]

Raven.

[B]

Raven from Teen Titans.

[A]

She's. Oh, that. I thought you're talking about Simone.

[B]

I thought you bad too for a little bit.

[A]

She said the only reason they watched the show is for my breast.

[B]

What?

[A]

You've never heard that? No, she came out like a year ago, two years ago. Said because she's not a change and she's, you know, she's.

[B]

No, she's not changed.

[A]

No, I'm saying always her. No, she's always been her. I'm saying like a shift in how.

[B]

She presents herself to the public. Yes. Okay, fantastic.

[A]

It sounds like I'm talking about her sexuality.

[B]

I'm not. Okay, then what are you talking about?

[A]

Okay, she like her.

[B]

Then say it.

[A]

I'm dancing online. She's grown up and she's. She's very.

[B]

She's more vocal. Passionate about.

[A]

Yes, There you go.

[B]

Thank you. Which is a great thing.

[A]

It is. I don't know why you say it.

[B]

You're making it worse.

[A]

She came on a podcast and she said the only reason boys watch that's so Raven was cuz of her breast.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And then the world stitched that video and said, hey, not true. But you did have like. And that's what everyone said. Everyone said.

[B]

I don't remember. No, I don't remember having.

[A]

Yeah, that either. I liked it.

[B]

Cuz she said, yeah, I did love that.

[A]

That was lit. I thought you're talking about Simone, not Raven.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I was talking about Raven for two.

[A]

I always wanted to be Cyborg, by the way.

[B]

You want to be black and a little bit of robot.

[A]

Not. I wanted to be big. Black would be cool, but not. I always. I like Cyborg. Like I was just infatuated with his game, his skill.

[B]

No, he was always so cool.

[A]

He really was.

[B]

But I want to talk about my week because we talked about your week and we went on a crazy tangent just now.

[A]

Good God.

[B]

But my week, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Now I'm. I'm going through this thing recently where I like to go out by myself.

[A]

You do? You do.

[B]

I've Been taking myself on so many dates recently, and I love it. And I never want to eat with CJ Again. I never even. I never ate with Pierce. I'd never want to eat with you again, Cam. I want to be alone. It's so much better and so much cheaper. It's so good. So Pierce is sad.

[A]

Sick.

[B]

So I've been taking myself on dates recently.

[A]

You have? You have? I've received calls from multiple of these locations.

[B]

Yes. Will you call me and interrupt them? Right? No. You do. You do. Oh, my. You do. And you, like, look at my son. I'm like, hey, what's up, dude? And then. And then lives like, can you tell Cam to buy me a printer? Like, God, dude. Sure.

[A]

Your life sucks. Okay. Your date. Self.

[B]

Date. Self.

[A]

Love.

[B]

I've been taking myself on dates.

[A]

Yes. Congrats, King.

[B]

I love it. Right? I went to. I went to Cheesecake Factory by myself one day, loaded up on the bread, had a good Cuban sandwich. Right? And I eat stuff I don't normally eat just because I'm by myself.

[A]

So if you don't like it, you're not going to be embarrassed from others.

[B]

Right? And I just put my AirPods in and I vibe out. A lot of times, I don't have anything in my AirPods. It's just white noise. But I just gives the sign, no coming up to me, please. You know what I mean?

[A]

You crank white noise.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

You're. You're getting. That's pretty close to what?

[B]

That's pretty close to psycho.

[A]

Yeah. To you, like, be legit being on a list. You go to eat by yourself and you listen to white noise.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So you can take a blissful moment away from yourself. No, that's not okay. You shouldn't have said that. It's not okay.

[B]

That's not normal.

[A]

I thought you were gonna say you put the AirPods in and you doom scroll and you watch videos.

[B]

Oh, no. There's no. I don't want anybody talking in my ear.

[A]

Choose to play white. You being in a restaurant, not being in people's conversations. That's white noise. That's ambient noise.

[B]

Enough.

[A]

You're listening to actual white noise going.

[B]

Yeah, and I have a no phone rule. I can't check my phone whenever I'm eating out by myself.

[A]

Oh, hell.

[B]

Like, I can't look at my phone. Anything. I want to be present, and I'll stare at people.

[A]

You're gonna get swatted. In, like, a month, you're gonna get swatted. Where is she? You're Gonna go turn on the white noise. You go.

[B]

Right? So I'm playing my white noise. I love that. Like, all I hear is, I thought about doing ASMR recently, but I don't want to. I don't want to get an ulterior motive.

[A]

You making asmr?

[B]

No.

[A]

You make.

[B]

You. No, no, no. No meal.

[A]

Listen, like, great chicken. Be like nasty. That'd be a. Oh, my God.

[B]

You said my smr.

[A]

If you imagine you go to these restaurants and you set up a little tripod, you turn on Tik Tok live, you're on your burner page. Payton's asmr. And you're literally like, let me show it. Today I got the. The w. Duck chicken. And it's just like. It's like disgusting. Like, gaggy noises. People. The comments be like, what the. And then just like, ew, ew. And you just be like, guys, it's really good. Gross. You'd be like, yeah. Can I get my fourth crown of coke, sir?

[B]

Please?

[A]

Thank you. Like, slamming it.

[B]

Oh, a lisp. ASMR is hilarious. Do you think there is a subgenre for lisp. Asmr?

[A]

There has to be. There has to be. What about stutter asmr? Same thing.

[B]

Now that's. You were getting into some things here.

[A]

Now got the.

[B]

I'm. I'm a. So, okay, I'll talk about it on Patreon, but write it down.

[A]

Me?

[B]

No, there's an ASMR that Kob and. And CJ put me on. And it. They are freaks. They are for.

[A]

Look at his.

[B]

Look at him. Golly. Okay, but back to. Back to my story, right? So I went to take myself on a dinner date. Now, I don't just go out to eat. Like, I go to like these random spots. I go to high end restaurants and I like to sit by myself. I like to dress up, like, put on all my jewelry. Little button up, spray a little cologne, little Egyptian oil right on the nipples.

[A]

Right on the areolas.

[B]

Right on the areolas. It's where my pheromones release and like Febreze bottle, it'll spray at you.

[A]

You walk in, you go, table for one. And go just.

[B]

Yeah, 100%. So I didn't realize that a lot of people think it is weird to go eat by yourself. It's either like, I think it's a clear line. Either you really understand it or you really don't.

[A]

Yeah, I would agree.

[B]

So I went out to this nice restaurant, right? And this bougier end of town. I go Sit outside, right? They light a candle on my table.

[A]

Oh, you're at a nice place.

[B]

They bring me water in the chalice. I can pour myself.

[A]

What else would you like, King?

[B]

And so I'm sitting there, right? Bring me Old Fashioned. They bring me an Old Fashioned. I'm sipping the Old Fashioned. I'm feeling good about myself. My white noises playing in my AirPods. I'm literally sitting with my legs crossed. I'm in my. I'm in my wealth bag right now, like this, like sitting around, just looking around, waiting for my calamari to come. I'm sitting, doing this for no reason. Hands are moving, no reason. All of a sudden, this party of four elder white women come out to the patio as well. You could tell they went crazy on the wine tasting already.

[A]

Oh, that elder.

[B]

Oh, they're about late 50s, 60s.

[A]

Okay, right. Oh, God. And a wine tasting.

[B]

Oh, little bit of crow's feet forming. You could tell there's a little bit of limp in the walk. You could tell you if they fell down on a scooter a couple times.

[A]

Four to five grandkids from the whole bunch.

[B]

Ooh, maybe, maybe, maybe they're newly grand, young.

[A]

Grands young.

[B]

And they're just now getting that second wind, like, right. You know, right before your dog gets put down.

[A]

Pearl.

[B]

Yeah, like right before your dog gets put down. They get that burst of energy out of nowhere. And it's like, oh, they're ready. And it's. They're good to stay. And they're like, no, they're not. That's where these women were at, right?

[A]

Oh, oh, bro. Dusty did not have a second win. He did not get that first. His was just. His was, I love you, buddy. You sure you're all right? And just wasn't.

[B]

No, no. Because Malcolm's in his bag right now.

[A]

That's what I was thinking of. I said that. I said, he has not jumped on a couch in years. And he jumped up there the other week.

[B]

He climbed up the stairs by himself. I was like, oh, yeah, he's good.

[A]

There you go. I love you.

[B]

So they come out, right? I'm sitting there waiting for my calamari, sip them old Fashioned. Four elder white women come in. You could tell they're. They're loud, right? They're doing that cackle laugh, right? Nothing's really funny, right? And they got expensive purses, right? Now, I'm used to how these women treat me, right? Because I used to work at a gym that predominantly was them, right?

[A]

That nominally housed six year old.

[B]

Yes, okay. And they would always make me uncomfortable. How much they would flirt with me. Oh, touch me. Oh, touch me.

[A]

Tease me.

[B]

No, talk to like. And they would. They would give me these compliments. Like they were old men. Like, they were like very aggressive and it would make me uncomfortable. Some of them I liked. But I could tell that I was about to get that from them. Right? They see me sitting by myself and they're looking at me and I see them tap and they get a table right next to me.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

I'm like, oh. I turn it up. I turn my white noise up. They ask for a bottle of wine. They're. They kill the bottle of wine. One of them I see keeps peeking at me. She wants a little bit of daddy. She wants to know why daddy alone?

[A]

Who doesn't want daddy?

[B]

Who's that little in mind?

[A]

So who's that old?

[B]

So she goes, I see her whispering with her group huddle up. She takes a napkin off of her, her lap, sets it on the table.

[A]

No, I literally thought you're like, hey, Mixie. She goes, hey, caramel boy. Look.

[B]

No, okay, no.

[A]

Takes a napkin off, taste.

[B]

And I've got. Puts on the table, moves the back to the side. She gets up.

[A]

She's about to attack.

[B]

And I can see every vein in her leg.

[A]

It's like someone done hit her with the little silly string.

[B]

She looks like a dark purple silly.

[A]

String on your white leg.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Looks like she got injected with anthracite. Okay, continue. I had to get that off paper.

[B]

Oh, she looks like Mr. Electro from Spider Man. Like she's got like veins of electricity. And she's coming at daddy. He comes, she touched. She's standing up right across from me. She grabs the seat and I see her doing this. I can't hear. I got the white noise. I go, I take my airpods out, ma'am. She goes, hey, what's your name? Steve. You don't get my road to government. You don't get it. I didn't ask her because I don't care, Steve. She goes, you waiting on somebody? No. Sitting here alone. She goes, oh, is everything okay? You've passed your threshold of words. Yeah. There is nothing that's going to come out of this that I want. No, I. I go, oh, no, wait. I'm just here by myself. She goes, oh, okay. Pulls the chair out. She sits directly in front of me. Already inappropriate. You, you've done too much. You cannot. Acceptable.

[A]

Unacceptable.

[B]

You. There is no place that said you sit here.

[A]

Oh, yeah. No, no.

[B]

She begins to ask me questions about my life, right? And I'm giving her one word answers and she goes, she's asking about how I ended up where I'm at, like what I do for work, do I have any kids, have I ever been in a serious relationship? I don't know what's going on. I'm severely uncomfortable. To the point where the waiter comes by and he's like, oh, does she need a menu? No, she doesn't need a menu.

[A]

She needs some leak.

[B]

Yeah. I said. And she goes, no, I'm just talking. She goes, keep bringing me another glass of wine. She makes herself even more comfortable. I'm like, jesus Christ. It gets to the point, I kid you not, this is about 14 minutes. 14, 15 minutes. I'll skip all the nonsense. It gets to the point where she goes, well, if you're tired of eating dinner alone, let me know. And she pulls out a business card. I said, you old, you nasty little. I like that. Said meals on wheels or something, I don't know what it was. And she gave me, she gave me her business card and I said, thank you so much. I put in my pocket.

[A]

Was it an actual business card?

[B]

It was her. Had her face on and everything. It had her work number, her email, had a fax.

[A]

So it was basically a, it was a tangible social media for her.

[B]

Yeah, that's all she had. Yeah.

[A]

It was just her face with how.

[B]

You can contact brother. It had a fax number on it. Who's faxing, like, you know what I mean?

[A]

Oh my God. You should, you should have catch me.

[B]

On a lonely night.

[A]

I'm going start hitting you with the. Hey, turn the camera around. You go, no, there's no need for that. I'm having a great time. I'll see you, bro. And then right before you hang up, it's like, who's that, darling? I go, oh my God. Oh my God.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, let's get straight.

[B]

But at the end of it, I was like, I knew, I knew her. That's Meemaw.

[A]

I know, good. Well, that's not my grandma, cuz one, she wouldn't have been able to get to your table. Two, she wouldn't know who she was talking to in front of her. And three, she would have had to have clearance and somebody drive her away from the home because she's chilling in her room right now. So that ain't my Meemaw. If it was my Meemaw, she like this now. Darling, are you. Where are you at? Actually, that would have been my Meemaw she ain't getting up on her two and walking to you talking about, give me a glass of wine. Hell, no. Can't.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Maybe your meemaw. Not my meemaw. Not my meemaw.

[B]

You're gonna get the same Colosseum.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, wait. Oh.

[B]

Oh. Oh, no, dog.

[A]

No, I didn't mean. I thought you said that to me. That's crazy.

[B]

No, I mean, I can't talk about.

[A]

Not the.

[B]

No, she's gone. Got her out at 9:08. Okay.

[A]

Here, quickly.

[B]

God forbid.

[A]

So sorry.

[B]

Golly. Let's go. Dude, this is.

[A]

Dude, we got it. No more grandma talk. Here we go. Oh, my kid. My grandma. My grandma's still blind. Here we go. Would you accept a sugar mama? We're getting straight to it. Would you accept the sugar mama?

[B]

Say, can I be vulnerable?

[A]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

Tried.

[A]

Oh, that's more vulnerable than I thought I thought you were gonna say, hell, yeah. Well, you.

[B]

I tried.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Give us the juice. How did this happen?

[B]

When the podcast first blew up.

[A]

You're kidding.

[B]

Cucumber Gatorade days.

[A]

How the hell did I not know about this back then?

[B]

Oh, because I wasn't. I wasn't, like, proud of it. I was poor.

[A]

Pretty sure put me on game.

[B]

You were with Liv.

[A]

She would have said yes.

[B]

No, this one was nasty.

[A]

Oh, then no. If it's one of those ones where I just gotta go eat dinner with you, talk to you about, like, your old life, and then you give me, like, 400 bones.

[B]

No, she wanted me. She wanted all of me. I was willing and able to. Oh, but okay, so basically, yes, I've tried to have a sugar mama before. I still get the DMs, but a lot of are for men. And now I'm a little more. But back with the women, I was like, yes. So.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I was going through my requested DMs, and there's a girl. Not a girl. That's a. That's a woman.

[A]

That was a grown woman.

[B]

And she. She was one of those where there'd be a little overlap on the plane. Right, Right. A lot of mate. Like. Like the birthday makeup on the profile picture. Right, Right. Well, you know what I mean. Like, an overwhelming amount of animals you got at your house. Not enough square footage to house them. Like. But I was good. But I was. She had. She had it, though. I don't know what it was, a VA check or something, but she had it. And she was willing to share the Wealth. So she's DM me. And she was like, hey, something flirty like, you look so good. She was like, how would you feel about making like $8,000 a month?

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And I was. And at the time, I was like, hell yeah, eight grand a month. And I was like, I'm pulling like $400 a month right now. This sounds great. So I responded and I said, eyeball emoji. Yeah. And then she was just like. And she goes, these are my rules. And I was like, I like that.

[A]

That's kind of hot. I like that.

[B]

Tell me what to do. Teach rules off rip.

[A]

That's kind of hot. Structure creates security.

[B]

And then so we were DMing for like a while, but then she kept asking for more images of me to the point where I wasn't gonna send. I wasn't gonna send that, but I was definitely sending some shirtless pics.

[A]

So it's like this.

[B]

You're like, you're like, yeah, 100.

[A]

You go. It's like feeling. It's not even a good fight.

[B]

Yeah. And so she. And then she got a little wicked with it, asked for more. So I was like, no, I'm not ready for that.

[A]

You go, slow down, ma'am.

[B]

And then I said, well, can I get your number? Because I was like, let's not do this on dms, you know what I mean? Let's get. Can I get your number? She gave me her number and I put it into the cash app to find out who it was. If she was being. The name was like Vincent James, like the third or something. I was talking to some like 19 year old guy in Atlanta. He didn't have that kind of money. So. Disappointed.

[A]

You should have said, you know what, you're asking for a little too much right now. Right. But if you put 4K up front, you give me the front end, I'll get the other four on the back. I'll send you the pictures.

[B]

Now. I.

[A]

Did you ever receive monetary?

[B]

No, but I did. Once I found out it was Vincent, I said, look, bro, I know it's you. I was like, if you still got the money, we can do this. But like he said, bro, as long as.

[A]

As long as you're good for it.

[B]

And he got good too. He goes, now you got me. Yeah. So it died.

[A]

Would you get a sugar mama right now? You couldn't it have to go through this?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cuz if it again, there's some like the immediate thought of it is nasty, freaky, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some that Just. Just want a friend. They'll spend money on a friend, which is honestly sad, but hell, sign me up.

[B]

I think if Pierce got wealthy, he would definitely do that. Pierce, you'd be a sugar daddy.

[A]

So we're calling Pierce 60 years old, wealthy, wealthy by himself.

[B]

Wealthy 60 year old Pierce by himself. He's definitely gonna be a sugar. Oh, my God. No, he's definitely gonna go to SMU and be like.

[A]

Hey, I. You want to know how to start your jeans, right, boy? They go, what the boy? Boy, That's Pierce.

[B]

Oh, yeah, but who's he talking to?

[A]

I go, you didn't say smu. You said, no, but I would.

[B]

I.

[A]

Back in the day, I would have. I would have for sure.

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[A]

You. Okay, I have. I have a story that you. It jogged into my memory.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You said when those. Those women looked like. You said, at a certain age, you know they're going to touch you, right?

[B]

Excuse me? You said.

[A]

Okay. You said that, not me. That's a lot of context. I took the key.

[B]

Okay, but just in case somebody's coming in right now randomly.

[A]

Just in case. You say during conversations. The elderly like to touch during conversations. You said when that group of the old hot woman came in, you said they're.

[B]

They're a handsy bunch.

[A]

Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying. That's Once people get older, they get.

[B]

A little more handsy.

[A]

Exactly. So I'm in Costco this past week. Like, two days ago, actually. Me, Liv, Malachi, we're in there shopping, doing normal stuff. We stop and look at. I don't know the actual name of, like, little lanterns that you would line your driveway in.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Nice little lights.

[B]

Yeah. Like outdoor lights.

[A]

We're. We're stopping. We're just examining the box, maybe 30 seconds, and this guy comes up, and he's not quite that crowd, maybe five, six years away from it. The first thing he does to me goes like this. Oh, right in my side. Right in my side. He goes, ain't that somebody just starts the conversation. I literally went, what the. He's just sitting there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he goes. He said, don't get those. That was the first word. Don't get those. And I'm. I. My immediate. What would your thought be? This is a deranged fan. He at least knows me.

[B]

No, my. At my first, I would be like.

[A]

Okay, well, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I'm saying, okay. He's gonna. Hopefully he takes it full circle. It's some funny. Oh, I love the show, by the way. No regular. Slaps me in the ribs. Goes, don't buy them. Sons of.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I go, what was that one? He goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm just. Just don't get him. I go, why? He goes, man, because I got these same things. Someone came and mowed my grass. They took them clean out, just laid them on the ground. I came home to eight holes and eight bent sticks. So don't buy them. I go, sir, isn't that the.

[B]

Why did.

[A]

You should have told him not to take him up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He goes, man, you're not listening to me. Slaps me again. So at this point, I'm like, okay, this grown man has hit me twice, and they're borderline hits.

[B]

It's not touching.

[A]

I'm like, why the. Why does he keep touching? And then he says it again. He goes, man, the mowing people. I should have told them, but they didn't do it. Now I'm down 200 bucks. Costco didn't do anything about it. Don't buy them. And I lit. I kid you not. I asked him. I was like. I was like, are you okay? Like, is everything good? And his wife. Now, I don't know what this means. I'm just being honest.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

His wife calls him Darrell. Was his name.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't make your own assumptions, but his name was Darrell.

[B]

Good. God bless.

[A]

She said, daryl, man, come over here. Leave that boy alone. Okay? Daryl goes, man, I'm just telling you, save you some hassle. Don't buy him now. And he's going and he's leaving.

[B]

He goes to his wife. Yeah.

[A]

Daryl turns his back. His wife looks at me, kid you not. This is exactly what she did. She goes, so now, now I took it with a grain of salt.

[B]

My husband's crazy.

[A]

But like, if your own wife is saying what it wasn't like a joke. And we're like, I'm sorry, sweetie. He's all over the place. She. It was like she went. She was like, she went now, Daryl, come over here. She was like, I'm sorry. And I literally was like. I was like. I was like, what if? But my thought process, what if I wasn't me? What if I was another guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That took that hit. I'm not so sure and everything. And I'm like, hey, man, don't touch me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if he just went, what you. Oh, what if? Who? Why is he doing that? That was a little much, but that's where my mind went. Oh, yeah.

[B]

So what's your question?

[A]

No, the touching, the touching, the old age. He was right. Just touching it.

[B]

Why do they touc know that they're a very.

[A]

Like a comfort thing or something?

[B]

I think it's. Times were different. I think there are a lot more. I think that was a lot more acceptable back then. You know what my grandpa said that I can't repeat.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

There's a lot more things that were. Yeah, yeah. That will never hit her.

[A]

I forgot about that.

[B]

Holy. A lot more things back then that were acceptable then that aren't acceptable now. Like now we're very antisocial, right?

[A]

Oh, we're antisocial. And they're. And very.

[B]

They're very. Because all they had was face to face conversations back in the day.

[A]

Better life, right?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

Probably.

[B]

Right. And so they. The only world they knew was the world in front of them. So there's like, I see these same 17 people at Target. This is my whole world right here.

[A]

Slap Jimmy.

[B]

And so they see you and they're like, look at that corn fed white man. Like, I like that one.

[A]

Look at those dump bottles.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, ow.

[B]

Hundred percent.

[A]

What up? Okay. You just said something.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What? What other parts of life back then do you think it's better than now.

[B]

For you would probably be a lot okay, never mind.

[A]

We're gonna go right past that one. Straight past that. Clean slate. We're Good.

[B]

Never mind. CJ's like, God, glory, dude.

[A]

He's like, cj's like, I wanted to hear about it. We turn, he's like. He's jotting down notes now.

[B]

You said, so what was he saying about the lights? He said, whenever you.

[A]

He said that he bought the same ones I was getting.

[B]

And they weren't in the box.

[A]

No. Oh, no, his complaint. That's what I'm saying. His complaint was. It was so external.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He was mad because a landscaping company, when they did his grass, oh, they ripped them up out of the ground.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[A]

And that's why I was like, sir, that's not Costco's fault, the products, right? I'm like, that's your psychopath. His wife went, Now.

[B]

I was like, now I thought he was saying, like, when he bought something and he took it home, it wasn't the same. Because I had that experience this weekend too, right? I went through this whole thing where I was reading comments after last week. We talked about how I bathe, how I dry off, a lot of people getting on me. And I've a lot of y'all being so mean to me in the comments, right? So I was like, I had a day of inspiration. I always have one or two a month where I'm like, I'm gonna change my life. Like, I think everybody has that.

[A]

Oh, that is so real.

[B]

Right? Everybody has that one day a month that they're like, this is.

[A]

God, I gotta be better.

[B]

Yeah. Mine always happened, like, middle of, like, 4am I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna wake up at 7. I'm gonna eat breakfast and I'm gonna work out. I wake up at 1:30pm I feel like a lot of people.

[A]

I feel like you wake up. This is sad, But I feel like some days I could see your first word, your first audible word. You just go.

[B]

Every. Every morning, dude, every morning. I'm like, again, help. So sad. It's so true.

[A]

But, like, it's a punishment.

[B]

And then I hear C.J. downstairs.

[A]

I'm like, no, no, no. When will it end? Just going full blown crazy. Cj just.

[B]

And then Pierce takes me.

[A]

I'm like, wait a second. Did I FaceTime?

[B]

They can't FaceTime me. And I'm just like. And they can't FaceTime me. And I'm like, no, no. I'm just not going to do the joke. No. But okay, what happened this weekend is. CJ's having a panic attack back there, how much he has to edit. So I went. I had the day where I was like, I'm changing my life. I need to do better, right? The house cleaner came. The house cleaner came. The house already clean. So step one, that makes it easier for me, right? You can think now, like, I don't have, like, chips and dust and a.

[A]

Little bit decay mold.

[B]

Like, I found, like a. Like a chicken wing, like, right. Like, behind my nightstand. And I was like, something's gotta get fixed, right? So I was like, I'm gonna go out to Target. I'm gonna buy a bunch of daily essential things I need, right? I went and got some under eye cream, nice things that you, like, rub on your eye to make the puffiness and the darkness go away. I was like, that seems like I need that. I went and got, like. I got a hand scrub thing for the shower because I'm tired of using my palms.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Yeah, only because I. A little bit. Something almost went in one time. I was going too hard. I said. So I was like, let me get a little scrubber, right? I got some rubbing alcohol for my earring backs.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Because I was going like this, and then I went like that. I said, so you said, bro, this day is so 100% dog. Ladies, if you want to see if you love your man or not, this is the real test. And if your man wears earrings, tell him to take his earrings out and smell them. No, you got to like, rub your. Rub your earring back and then smell it with your finger. It's not.

[A]

It's not.

[B]

Oh, mine. Mine is literally a morgue.

[A]

Mine just smells kind of like. I mean, just kind of like metal.

[B]

Oh, that's good for you. Well, mine's filled with. My keloids are popping back here. But anyway.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

One of the things I got was mouthwash. I ran out of mouthwash. I always use mouthwash. I always use it a lot of times in place of brushing.

[A]

Yeah, I was about to say, and substitute.

[B]

So I get the same mouthwash I get every single time, right? They didn't pay. So I grab it, I take it home, right? It's nighttime. I'm actually brushing my teeth. I'm going in there. Time to mouthwash now. Go to bed. Mouthwash. Every time you open a new mouthwash, you take the cap off. And then there's that. There's that paper, right? I unscrew it. No paper there. I can see directly into the mouthwash. I'm looking at it. There's fizzy bubbles. Like, it's fizzy in there. Like somebody put a little bit of something in there. It's like a third of it is gone.

[A]

And you're just noticing this?

[B]

Oh, it's the first time I've used.

[A]

It, but I'm saying up. Oh, okay.

[B]

First of all, yeah, it's a new one. Like, I just now got. And I'm using it. Yes, I'm still using it. But what would you do in that situation? Because the kind of mouthwash, you know, that I get. Yeah. It's expensive mouthwash. Yeah.

[A]

If I opened it, the plastic was gone.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's fizzing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like where I can almost hear.

[B]

Yeah, it's like. Like a Dasani. When you open it up, it has.

[A]

To go in the trash can, Right.

[B]

I still use it.

[A]

Have you had any side effects? Any, Any. Any droopiness, any laziness?

[B]

I think, bro, I'm so messed up. It's like to a point where it kind of just fits in, right. It's like, it's not gonna stop the train. It's not gonna stop. It's just adding more luggage onto the train. It's like, yep, this ship is sailed.

[A]

You start going to. God, what is that feeling my neck. And you sit down, it's like, ah.

[B]

I'm like a little more pain in the left side this morning. But you know what? We're going to push. We're going to push through it. Oh.

[A]

That'S so. God, that's funny, but not funny. Funny, but not funny.

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

So we went. We went to Oklahoma this past weekend for Easter, hanging out with family and everything. And the conversation of, I, is Malachi going to be a good kid? A hellraiser, A little minion?

[B]

Yeah. Is your son going to be good?

[A]

Both that got brought up.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So we started throwing scenarios out.

[B]

Right.

[A]

One of the scenarios that were thrown out, I'm going to now place it onto you, and I want your God's honest truth of what you would do in this situation.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And this is about your son.

[A]

It's about my son.

[B]

Oh, God. It's not going to go well about my son.

[A]

High school age, we'll call it sophomore year. 15, 16.

[B]

Oh, this isn't going to be good.

[A]

Okay, so the scenario is you. You are driving to our house, you left something, you came over for a card night, a poker night, whatever with the dads. That's old. But you came over, you left something, you're coming to grab it, right? You hit Malachi. Hey, can you bring this outside for me?

[B]

I text your son to bring me something out of your house.

[A]

Bring this outside. He comes outside, he brings it to you. You get out of the car to chop it up with your nephew for.

[B]

A little bit, right?

[A]

Okay. He hands you the thing, pulls out a cigarette, and then looks you in the eye and goes, stand up straight when you're talking to me. Now, I need to know. I need to know how you're gonna discipline your nephew. And if it's. If it's too extreme for mom and dad, if it's on the line, I need to know. So one more time. He hands you the item. He goes, stand up straight.

[B]

It's funny. It's hilarious. That's funny. First of all, I wouldn't even discipline Malcolm. I'm beating your. To think you raised your son. To think you could talk to me that way. Are you crazy? That'd be his last cigarette he's ever looked at.

[A]

So do you. Do you smack it out of his mouth? Do you choke him? Do you say, what the hell?

[B]

Oh, you think I'm joking? I'm literally gonna laugh at your son and find you.

[A]

You're. You're gonna fight me?

[B]

That's your fault.

[A]

You're gonna let him smoke the cigarette.

[B]

Yeah, it's your fault. He's not my kid.

[A]

It's not my fault.

[B]

Yes, he is.

[A]

It's your fault. You said from a young age you're gonna build a super tight bond so you know when he's doing the bad. I'm not gonna come back to me. I heard that here first. Malachi. Not his father, but you can. If neither one of us knew he was sm.

[B]

It's not my job to discipline your kid.

[A]

But you can.

[B]

I'm disciplining you.

[A]

That's not your job either.

[B]

You don't have the huevos.

[A]

No.

[B]

To discipline.

[A]

I don't know what's going.

[B]

You're a bad dad, then.

[A]

Then, yeah, that'd be a bad dad.

[B]

If you can't smell the Marlboros downstairs. What are you talking about?

[A]

But no, I'm not home. Liv's not home. He does. He. He. He's. He's master level. You hid things from your parents.

[B]

Not no cigarettes exactly.

[A]

But let's say if you can.

[B]

If you can hide cigarettes from your parents, your parents suck.

[A]

Yeah, but let's just say in. In the scenario, yeah, he's master level.

[B]

I'm beating your scam so you wouldn't I'm not joking. I'm not potting.

[A]

You failed. I'm not gonna beat me in that moment.

[B]

I'm not going to do what I want to do to, like, he's 16. I'm not doing that.

[A]

No. So I'm doing hands on him.

[B]

Oh, I would though, right? If he's saying, stand up when you're talking. Sit down and. Oh, boy. That's crazy.

[A]

Stand up straight when you're talking to me. Really? And then you just look at him.

[B]

Let me give him my shoe, please.

[A]

Oh, my God. Dude. We were talking about it, and I literally said, I have to say that to Peyton.

[B]

Yeah. That's so extreme.

[A]

That is. That's so. That's what I wanted.

[B]

Like, no. I would gently come after you, but.

[A]

What are you gonna do to me?

[B]

I can't say it on there.

[A]

Okay. What would you.

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[A]

You know, we talked a lot about eating and you were eating by yourself earlier today, and we talked about food, and it made me think. I genuinely don't like the way you eat, though. You're doing all these solo dinners and I think it's another. Like a layer. Another layers so no one has to watch you. You do the.

[B]

You do.

[A]

You do. You do something that is very wrong.

[B]

I think I'm the most proper eater around. The way I flip my fork and everything.

[A]

You eat. No proper eaters.

[B]

I'm a proper.

[A]

You eat like a child. You eat like a kid.

[B]

How so?

[A]

You eat like a kid.

[B]

When you.

[A]

When you cut meats, you don't cut it.

[B]

Yes, I do. No, no, no. Yes, I do.

[A]

How do I cut a steak?

[B]

Where's my fork and knife?

[A]

You don't get a fork and knife. Imagine it.

[B]

Okay, so remotes. Sorry for the audio listeners. This won't be good for you. You stab. No, I'm left hand. I'm trying to see what hand I use.

[A]

See the fact you don't know?

[B]

Well, I'm ambidextrous. I have superpowers. So fork here, fork here. Turn away from me. Okay, cut. Look, eat.

[A]

See, you wish you were that proper, but that. That's.

[B]

That's exactly how I eat steak.

[A]

Okay, fine.

[B]

We'll give you 100% how I eat steak.

[A]

Something you absolutely can't deny. And it's gonna your grave with you. The way you eat French fries is an abomination. And it's. And I don't stand for it.

[B]

I've never thought about the way I eat French fries.

[A]

You do two things that are criminally wrong, that remind me of children. One, you eat all of the fries or all of the sandwich before you mix and match.

[B]

That's all. The cart.

[A]

McDonald's isn't in segregation. You can enjoy both of them together. You don't have to go all fries or all burgers. Enjoy your food together. That's why it's a meal. They come together. And the second thing you do. Oh, you're not. The second thing you do, you put your fries directly, directly on your molar. And you don't chew like a normal man.

[B]

You go, that is not true. That is not true.

[A]

Lie in front of everyone. Lie in front of everyone on everything.

[B]

I Love. I've never done that. On everything.

[A]

I love.

[B]

I've never done that.

[A]

French fries.

[B]

I grabbed a whole bunch if I can first, and I go like this. That's as much as. See, C.J. knows. I go like this. I grab a whole hand.

[A]

Why are you grabbing so many? That's another thing. You just gave me more ammo.

[B]

I'm almost seven foot tall, Cam.

[A]

I'm not a little girl.

[B]

I need a lot of food at once.

[A]

But you don't mangle it and go.

[B]

How do you eat a French fry? One by one.

[A]

Enjoy it. Maybe two at most.

[B]

You're a little dude. You eat a French fry. Like, grow up. You're grabbing. You literally have a child and hair on your. Eat the French fries like a man.

[A]

One middle of your mouth.

[B]

I've.

[A]

I've physically watched you put it to the molar. I've seen that before. You're doing this now. Maybe this is your new thing.

[B]

You're never done. Now you're lying on the Internet and in front of Christ. It's gonna be a hard time for you to get in.

[A]

You're gonna have to write a very detailed letter to get into the Pearly gates.

[B]

So you think it's more normal to go one by one on a French fry than two or more?

[A]

Oh, let it score. Yours is 12 or more. It's not two or more.

[B]

Yeah, you go.

[A]

You're grabbing a handful, a pile, and you haven't even tasted your burger. How disappointing would that be?

[B]

Now, that's a normal thing I do. I cannot eat my french fries and my burger at the same time. I cannot eat sides of any kind and my food at the same time.

[A]

That is nonsense.

[B]

I feel like that's the way God made it.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

I feel like that's what Jesus wanted when he landed.

[A]

If that's what Jesus wanted, then it would be served all step by step. They wouldn't bring you everything at once. They would not give you your mashed potatoes and your corn and maybe your lobster Mac and your steak and some bread.

[B]

Well, I'm not talking about your rich people dining. I'm talking about simple fast food. I'm talking about simple fast food combo.

[A]

We're gonna combine. It's literally okay.

[B]

If it was a true combo, the fries would be in the burger. Oh, I think that's a cook.

[A]

No, because it's the side that comes on the side.

[B]

Right. So I'm eating on the side. I'm not gonna eat it with.

[A]

You eat them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You Eat on the side. You don't eat it with the burger, but you eat at the same time. That's the whole.

[B]

I am eating. It's the same. Sit down. I'm eating them at different times, though. I feel like it's greedy. I feel like. And it's a little bit of gluttony if you're like this. If you're like.

[A]

Eat that fast.

[B]

Like, that's like. Who are you? Slow down. Like, I paid for this. It's not going anywhere. It's not. I'm gonna enjoy my side. I'm gonna enjoy my french fries.

[A]

But you don't. You are a lord of portions. You don't fin thing.

[B]

Now, that's an ADHD thing.

[A]

You don't finish it. I have crippling ADHD and I finished my.

[B]

You got to meet for YouTube. It's a difference.

[A]

Yes, but you do not finish anything you come in contact with. No, that's the lord of portions.

[B]

That's a. That's a definite thing. I don't know where that came from.

[A]

That's gotta be.

[B]

I. I googled it. No, I googled it. It's adhd. It's like. It's like a. It's like a. It's like a little bit of things.

[A]

Why do I finish everything and.

[B]

You are fat. You're fat. That. That. That, that, that, that. I'm just kidding, buddy. You look good. I don't mean to call you that. I say that for jokes. And honestly, you're doing better than me. Somebody loves you. Your wife.

[A]

Okay. People love you, too. Don't say that.

[B]

No. A lot. No. Oh, I know that. No, I'm just. That was never a question. Oh. Promise you, I wasn't ever, like, worried about that much. You know, I see it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But, you know, you did find love. Congratulations. You. You got married. How long ago is that?

[A]

Thank you. Where are we going?

[B]

How long ago is that?

[A]

Coming up on three years. You almost got me. Like, you almost put me on the spot. That was a quick answer.

[B]

I had to think, what's your anniversary?

[A]

28Th of May. Why did I answer? Like. Like, I'm a hundred years in the past 28th of May.

[B]

Why? Yeah, 28th, dude. You know, it's always bothered me.

[A]

What?

[B]

Whenever, like, on certain documents, the day goes before the year, dog. When I first figured that out, I was like, they change how many months we got.

[A]

We're like, oh, my God, it's like Europe, right? They do that. They do the date, like, the day of the month, and then the month?

[B]

Oh, I've never been there actually. Just got my passport, so I don't know. I don't know. You want me to call somebody? The French ambassador who has this information?

[A]

You've never seen like a foreign document? Okay, but time out. If we've both seen it, then where did it come from?

[B]

Ms. Winkler. She used to write him like that. And then Ms. Eisenhower in the fourth grade. His Eisenhower in the fourth grade.

[A]

Dad, Ms. Winkler would write her dog Dude There you're Dude. Your class was doomed. Your class was.

[B]

I had the best class ever.

[A]

No, you did not.

[B]

Ms. Winkler is a saint of a woman and sometimes she comments on the YouTube video. Still, I hope she's doing well.

[A]

Ms. Winkler, you're fantastic. If you're still here, why'd you do your dates like that? Never met her.

[B]

Very strange.

[A]

Probably would have filed a formal request to be out of your class.

[B]

But I'm gonna talk about you being married. In love in general. Right? My for you page recently has been like so heavily on marriage and like people crying at the altar and stuff like that. First of all, take all the energy.

[A]

He said get up.

[B]

No, I'm saying I've seen all these extravagant engagements, like these proposals. Extravagant proposals, balloons and doves. They rent out half the ocean and stuff like that. You know what I mean?

[A]

On cliffs.

[B]

Now, I never realized it, but now.

[A]

Nope, nope, nope. Breathe. Nope.

[B]

I've never realized it, but in proposing seems very expensive.

[A]

Depends on how you do it. Yours is gonna be crazy. I know.

[B]

No, it's not. Because I think about mitigating cost on my proposal. Let me know if this is crazy.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Is it wild to propose without a ring? Now let me. Let me cook.

[A]

Oh, no way.

[B]

Cause that seems a little too pricey.

[A]

I thought you were about to say, is it crazy to prepar pose like at a nice normal steak dinner? You said, can I do no ring. Can I do it without the ring? I thought you're about to die down this big scale I had you at and just have a normal nice pose.

[B]

No, I'll make it nice. Oh, we can go to the beach. I'll get the candles and all that.

[A]

Are you out of your. Are you listening to yourself? You're out of your mind. I think you're completely rent a beach and go get candles and a nice luau and have a some guy with a little banjo.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't want to spend 20 bands on a ring.

[A]

But you don't have the ring. Yes, it all means nothing without the ring. It Means nothing.

[B]

That's not fair.

[A]

How. Who have you seen go like this? Will you be mine? Are you gonna handshake her? Will you marry me, David Blaine? You go.

[B]

Yeah, like we get pinky promise or something. Technically, it's the same thing.

[A]

Peyton, I, I. Oh my God. I hope every woman that sees this comes after you and tries to knock some sins into you. Don't hurt people posing without the ring.

[B]

I think. Okay, but understand I'm mitigating cost, right? Because if I'm. I'm renting out the bit, the beach, half the beach. It's ours tonight, right? These candles, expensive. This light, expensive. This photographer, expensive. The videographer, expensive. The dinner we're going to go to after, it's expensive. We've been together for long enough. Trust me. Hey, I promise you, I'm really proposing to you.

[A]

She, she's going to say, I don't want the video that that guy takes if there's not a ring in it. I don't want to eat that surf and turf if there's no ring on my hand. I want pictures of me being proposed to this on a ring.

[B]

I understand, but isn't that wasted? I understand, but isn't that a little kind of rude?

[A]

It's a little kind of rude to.

[B]

Be right just because I don't want to paint a little bit. So I sort of. Me saying I want to marry you means nothing unless I spend 20 bands.

[A]

First off, or however I don't know how much ring. Say, hey, you're a good man. Good. Hell of a ring.

[B]

Thousands of dollars.

[A]

First off, that's like, hey, let's get married. No wedding off, rip.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

No, but that's immediate. You're proposing without the ring.

[B]

No, it's not true.

[A]

Yes, it is. That is because this is the sign of it. It's a sign of. We are doing this.

[B]

Watch this.

[A]

This is my token of appreciation. It doesn't have to be the.

[B]

Okay, no. Stop talking so much. Right. So when you got engaged, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Where was your ring?

[A]

Doesn't work like that. Societal standards. Doesn't work like that. That's society. You're not winning an argument. That's society. Go. It's not how it works. Oh, that's Just a minute. Break, date. You like that Australian girl?

[B]

Wait, okay. But I'm a progressive man. I'm an ally. I believe in equal rights. You know, I believe everybody should be treated the same. Man, woman, everybody in between. Dog, cat, elephant, everybody. So why does it, why can I be progressive in Everything else. But I can't be progressive in the proposal. Oh, my God. That's like saying, hey, you smell that? I think somebody's cooking. Oh, wait, that's me.

[A]

No, it's not. No, it's not.

[B]

No.

[A]

No, girl. Okay, I'll be honest. Girls would lie and say, oh, it's okay. In her soul.

[B]

You don't know my girl.

[A]

She would be hurt. In her soul, she would be hurt.

[B]

You don't know my girl.

[A]

Spit. Let's just say. Let's call it 20 bands to get the. Let's call it 30,000. Half a beach. You got half a beach, a videographer, photographer, a nice surfer turf and some music. Who's playing the music?

[B]

Somebody hire somebody. That.

[A]

Let's call that $30,000.

[B]

Yeah. So I spent so much money.

[A]

30 grand.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And you didn't get her a ring. She would be. She'd be baffled. She'd be baffled.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

She'd spend 20 on the ring, use the other 10 to make some. Look, she rather you propose to her in a subway with a ring than on a beach with no ring.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

Guaranteed.

[B]

That's not true. I say. What if. I say it's coming, Delayed shipping.

[A]

It's. Let's name our baby that's not born yet. That's what you're doing to her.

[B]

You've done that. No.

[A]

Without being pregnant. Let's name our baby without being pregnant.

[B]

You did that.

[A]

No, I didn't. I say. I said that.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

We did not name the baby. Oh, my God.

[B]

I didn't name. Oh, my God.

[A]

You can't name. I said I want to name my kid Malik.

[B]

That's the same thing. What's the difference?

[A]

Okay. Move in. Let's move in together without the place yet. We.

[B]

I've done that.

[A]

I'm doing that now.

[B]

I just did.

[A]

How can you move in without a place? It was a bad ending from y'all, too. How can you move in together if you don't have a place? Propose him without the ring.

[B]

It's the idea. It's the same thing you did with Malachi.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

He wasn't. He didn't exist. You were barely even knocking those boots yet, and you named it. That was my point.

[A]

He doesn't even exist.

[B]

Right?

[A]

I wanted to name him. You can't.

[B]

I want to move in with this girl. I want to propose to you. I want to give you a ring.

[A]

Are you wanting to propose or are you proposing?

[B]

No, I am proposing, but I want to get you a ring. Delayed shipping. I can't find it yet. I don't know what to do. I don't want to spend that much money. Diamonds are expensive. I'm getting my girl moist tonight.

[A]

Okay. If you happen to be the lucky woman that gets proposed to, you need to have a diamond checker on site. And if they pass diamond checks. All right. If he says, hey, babe, I need you to get your nails done. We're going to a beach, say, hey, I'm sick. We can't go.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

You go. We got beaches in Texas.

[B]

Say, yeah, I can propose on the side of the bed.

[A]

No, you're tripping.

[B]

Would it be bad to propose right after you enjoy the act together?

[A]

Right after. You're.

[B]

Right after I've done that. Do you want to get married? This.

[A]

This.

[B]

You're. You've.

[A]

You've proposed while you were rubbing fuzzies?

[B]

Not really proposed, but I've asked, like, hey, you want to. I want this for the rest of my life. You go that.

[A]

Unreal. Go, Kevin. No, no. Oh, I am sweating.

[B]

I'm so hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we don't talk about it, but if you patreon, we get. No, no, no.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[B]

Eventually, I feel like when the wedding happens. Honestly, weddings are too.

[A]

Now. You can't say that. You can't.

[B]

No, honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Because you were married before your wedding.

[A]

Correct. But you. Legally, I was in.

[B]

And, yes, you go to the.

[A]

You go to the courthouse and you get it like. Like two days before your wedding. Two, three days before you do it legally on paper. And then you take that paper and it gets signed by the person that we're.

[B]

His pastor was a convict, so it doesn't really have, like, that.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

You wouldn't be surprised.

[A]

No, he wasn't.

[B]

He was a mule dog. He showed up in that Escalade two hours late. What were you doing? What are you doing? Is he a family friend? Kinda. I don't know. Was he there this weekend? Was at the same time?

[A]

Yeah, I listened to him preach. He was going crazy.

[B]

I bet. So he's going crazy. No, no, I'm just joking. It's all comedy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, my God. He was late, though. Late to my wedding. He's really late.

[B]

Oh, Andy didn't even show up to the rehearsal.

[A]

Yeah, no, I don't. It's a shout out. You.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, I know a lot of people that elope and do stuff like that. I think that's fine.

[A]

No, eloping is Fine. But the wedding. The wedding's. It's. It, though. I think the wedding is more for. Definitely more for the.

[B]

The woman I want to be the star of my wedding. That's just.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

There's gonna be more pictures of me after my life.

[A]

Oh, my God. Okay, let's say this. What if at your wedding, your wife walks out first? Your wife walks out first. They do that. Here comes the bride. No one even stands for. She walks out, goes to the thing.

[B]

And my mom hands me home. And then. No, but what's wrong with that?

[A]

Listen, even better if they go, everybody rise for the groom, right? It's you. You're coming through these doors. The whole Gets dark spotlights, the doors open. It's the weekend blaring on.

[B]

They switch you here. Nine voices in my head.

[A]

They cancel me.

[B]

They understand. And I would come out shirtless with baby oil.

[A]

And you go. You go like this.

[B]

Yeah. I'm telling you.

[A]

Oh, my. Oh, my God.

[B]

Okay, honestly, if my intro is going, like, if my wife doesn't put in work on the intro, I'm going. I'm the champion.

[A]

You're kind of. You're coming out second.

[B]

If I come in with the Batista entrance, there's Pyro. Yeah. Like, she. I mean, unless she's coming out with some Joe Hendricks, bro, but you.

[A]

But it's not that you're coming out first.

[B]

Who says?

[A]

Who.

[B]

Who's the champion at the time. Who's holding the belt?

[A]

You go, we need a bout the night before so I could pin my wife. And then I take the belt and I come out second. Good morning to you.

[B]

I'll have to pin my wife.

[A]

Do it again. The honeymoon.

[B]

I don't have a wife. Dude, it's been so long.

[A]

So we. You just. You just snuck it. Oh, it's been a long time. I'm sorry.

[B]

Yeah, it's all right.

[A]

We'll fix it. You just snuck it. I just say quiet enough.

[B]

Well, these are expensive microphones. You can whisper all you want. You're gonna get hurt. What the hell?

[A]

What the hell? You just whispered and you just snuck in. You didn't whisper. That was me. You snuck in wwe, right?

[B]

Yeah, I have.

[A]

I. This is. Honest to God, embarrassing. It literally happened. I cried the other day at a TikTok about the top five WWE Returns. I literally shed a tear.

[B]

I do not blame you.

[A]

I literally shed a tear.

[B]

Isn't it magical? What the hell is wrong with you? Yes.

[A]

Wait, who?

[B]

Do you remember any specifically?

[A]

Last year's. Last year's WrestleMania. When Taker came back.

[B]

WrestleMania. Oh, whenever it's WrestleMania 40, bro, that made you cry. He came out as a biker, and then Choke slammed the rock and it rolled out. That made you tear up. I thought you were gonna talk about, like, edge.

[A]

And.

[B]

And so it was.

[A]

Royal Rumble was on it, so it was a top five. But the one that jerked that tear, the one that really said, give me that, come here, was the Taker one. I don't know why. It was the Hardy Boys when they returned.

[B]

Oh, my God, it was new. They brought them out.

[A]

I don't. I really don't know why the Undertakers was in there, because that was just a crowd pop.

[B]

It was a great crowd bop for us.

[A]

I think it was the sound of other humans screaming that made me cry.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, bro, I literally was watching it. I went. I said, what the. I was like, well, that is.

[B]

That is. You've changed.

[A]

God, I've got.

[B]

That's why I hang out with you a lot less.

[A]

That's. That's like.

[B]

That's like, where's the grit? You know? Just mean, you know, I missed the grit.

[A]

I think it was a mixture of soft. Soft fatherhood and delusional. Delusional. Just being delusional.

[B]

I think about sleep. I think about six years now. Because you'll probably have another kid by then, so reset.

[A]

But I better have. I better be done having kids in six years.

[B]

I'm saying, what. By the time Malachi is six, he'll probably get his first, like, ah. Like, you know, I mean, fight at school or something. Like, you know what I mean? And then you'll come back to being a man. But then you'll probably have, like, a baby girl at that time, so it'll be even worse. And then the podcast is.

[A]

No. Well, with. With the girl, I feel like I'm. You're more. Mainly the whole time, it's like cradle protector, the boy.

[B]

No, you'll be more soft. You'll be more. Way more soft. And then I'll be making offensive jokes and you'll be like, do not say that.

[A]

I go, bro, that's not really. Not that cool.

[B]

Don't say, that's not nice. And I'll be like, cj, try, yo. Let's see, let's see.

[A]

Just go.

[B]

I'll be like, it's over. It was fun, guys. It was fun. Yeah, you should know. Podcast this episode is brought to you by our friends at Shopify. When I started this podcast, it seemed like I had to figure it all out. On my own, the setup, the filming schedule, the logos. It was super overwhelming and every day seemed to introduce a new decision that needed an answer. When you're starting off with something new, it seems like your to do list keeps growing every day with new tasks and that list can easily begin to overrun your life. Finding that right tool that not only helps you out but simplifies everything can be such a game changer for millions of businesses. That tool is Shopify.

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[A]

Are you kidding me? So hold on.

[B]

Most talented singer slash actor combo of all time.

[A]

Help me and name some. Name a few.

[B]

Whitney Houston. She's up. She's. I know I'd say she is the goat. She's up there. But I think Miley Cyrus is a better actor.

[A]

I think she's had more acting. I don't think she's better. They should more. I think longevity.

[B]

That's the same argument use with LeBron, right?

[A]

But he's better and he's done it longer.

[B]

It's argument, right? Think of him. Think of him.

[A]

Who else? Who else is sing? Why am I drawing a blank? Who else is singing?

[B]

Adele can't act. She can't act. Sam Smith can't act.

[A]

I didn't know Sam's was in a movie.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. He wasn't.

[A]

Oh, okay. I was like, what movie is he in?

[B]

Leonardo DiCaprio. Can't sing.

[A]

Okay, come on. Name actual dual. Dual threat athletes.

[B]

Ariana Grande.

[A]

Smoked boots, Easy turkey, chicken, barbecue chicken.

[B]

Let me say that, let me say that. Let me say right there. Oh, my God, let me say this. Oh, my God, let me say this. Let me say this. Ariana is a better vocalist. She's a better vocalist.

[A]

Get the hell out of here.

[B]

I think she's a better vocalist. Ariana.

[A]

Thank you. Next. You started singing. You know that? Good. You know what? He's taking breaking ball now.

[B]

You gotta understand what I'm saying. I'm saying one of the best. She's in the conversation for top five.

[A]

Okay, well now if we move it to top five, you said one of if not V. That's what you said.

[B]

But you can make the argument.

[A]

Ariana, she's as of right now, Miley Cyrus, 100%.

[B]

Ariana Grande doesn't have an acting role as impactful as Hannah Montana. And that's a fact. Ariana, That's a fact. She doesn't have one.

[A]

We're not talking about impact. You said better singing. An actor.

[B]

Yes. Combination.

[A]

Yes. She acted in just as much.

[B]

She. She has no she. Yeah, well, she's the star of Wicked.

[A]

Huge box office film. Huge box office.

[B]

Recency bias. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet.

[A]

What? No, I haven't even seen it. But I'm saying.

[B]

I'm saying. But is wicked. Is that movie as impactful as the entire Hannah Montana series?

[A]

No, but I'm saying Hannah Miley Cyrus can't even make big box office film like big movie can't. She made Hannah Montana movie. She's not. She hasn't made it. Anything else?

[B]

You can't get a crowd of over 15,000 to keep your secret if you're not good. Okay, you want me to name some?

[A]

Are you real? Are you real?

[B]

Yes. I mean it. I can buy myself flowers write my name in the cab talk to my c for hours say things come don't understand I can take my cum dancing I can hold mount cumming Oh, I can love combat to the oh. Oh, I can love combat to the.

[A]

Jaw your jaws like.

[B]

The answer no. That make you feel something?

[A]

Oh, 100%. You know it.

[B]

Okay, go ahead. Name some singer actor combos of all time. Time. Okay, we have Justin Timberlake. Now let's Pause.

[A]

No, don't. Shut up. No, you. Miley Cyrus's third spot automatically name, name.

[B]

Two Justin Timberlake acting roles. Trolls.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Trolls. Get the out of here.

[A]

That doesn't count. The movie. I don't remember the name. The movie with Mila Kunis, though. It's like Ben. Friends with benefits.

[B]

Friends with Benefits is a good movie.

[A]

Good movie.

[B]

It's a good movie. But. But it's not Shutter Island.

[A]

But my. Yeah, I know it's Shutter island, but Miley Cyrus has not. Correct me.

[B]

Hannah Montana is the one of the biggest TV shows of all time. That's Friends.

[A]

That's just. Hold on, hold on. Isn't even on here.

[B]

Hold on, hold on. Hannah Montana is Friends. It's Seinfeld. It's the Office.

[A]

Jesus Christ. It is. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

[B]

No, it is not. It's impactful.

[A]

No, it is not.

[B]

It's impact. It's not. Sweet Life. Sweet Life.

[A]

Zack and Cody. Better than Hannah Montana.

[B]

No, not better. Better.

[A]

Are you. I.

[B]

It's not better.

[A]

I think. I think you got little. I think you might have a little crush. You might wanted to.

[B]

Not my type. She's beautiful, but it has nothing to do with that. I respect talent. I respect art. Hannah Montana is art. Continue. Okay. Oh.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Orlando Brown.

[A]

Crazy. Oh, my God. That. Yeah, that.

[B]

Okay, next. Nutty Beyonce.

[A]

Oh, my God. How did I not think about Beyonce?

[B]

Hold on, slow down. The queen bee.

[A]

If you. I. I swear to God, you're gonna get struck if you say anything slanderous.

[B]

No, no, no. I'm trying to think of all her acting roles. Obsessed. Obsessed.

[A]

Yes, right.

[B]

Obsession. That's what it's called.

[A]

Obsession.

[B]

Obsession. Great movie.

[A]

It's Obsession.

[B]

Great movie.

[A]

What else is she in?

[B]

Can you look up? Can you look up what Beyonce films. Now, I would say Beyonce better musician. Of course.

[A]

There's no doubt. But I'd give you that if she's in a one off film, she's in one movie.

[B]

Lion King voice.

[A]

Acting as trolls for just Emily.

[B]

Okay, let me. Let me give you a rundown of Miley Cyrus's movie discography. The Hannah Montana movie Already done. Above everybody else. Don't you interrupt me. The last song. Great. Made me feel something. The movie. Lol. Y'all remember that?

[A]

Literally. Don't. What is that?

[B]

You didn't watch as a kid? High School Musical too. She had the cameo at the end whenever they were doing the summer dance at the Cameo Europe. Cameo. Stupid. Don't talk to her like that. Zoolander 2 Sex in the City.

[A]

Probably cameo. Probably cameo.

[B]

She was in it. I'm trying to think of stuff y'all would know.

[A]

Does she have a single leading role in acting outside of something that has Hannah Montana on it? Does she have a lead role in something that doesn't say Hannah Montana?

[B]

I just named it.

[A]

What?

[B]

The last song in LOL. And so Undercover. Oh, Ms. Presley. That's.

[A]

He's listed. That's actually, I forgot about the last ice cube.

[B]

Okay. Iced tea. Okay, well, let's slow. That's not name anymore. All right. Let's not name anymore. Yeah, let's not name anymore. I feel it in myself. And it's opinion based.

[A]

Yeah, it can be.

[B]

That's fine. And my opinion is right, in my opinion. In your opinion.

[A]

That's about it.

[B]

And your opinion is right, in your opinion.

[A]

That is about it. Whatever. And that. What? Somehow she's gonna end up seeing this and say, oh. Oh, love it. Thanks for the love. Whatever. Only one person loves it.

[B]

Yes. Joe Jonas. And you have beef. And you've ruined the relationship between me and Joe Jonas. And me and Sketch. He's over two.

[A]

I have not ruined the relationship with you and Joe Jonas or with you and Sketch.

[B]

I didn't ruin it.

[A]

It's not ruined.

[B]

He hasn't texted me back.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

I think we got three votes. Sorry, bro. Sabotage. Put your hand out. I'll take the L. Sabotage. The you should Know podcast. This episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by booking.com booking.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. Now we hinted at this a little earlier and I know I'm gonna spend some time on it. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

[A]

Pop culture Paying in camp. Pop culture.

[B]

Pay naked camp. You know what time it is.

[A]

I'm going to sacrifice my pop culture to aid to the betterment of yours and we can get straight into it. Talk to me, daddy, Papa, Father.

[B]

This last weekend, two weekends go for the people watching. This last weekend was WrestleMania 41 two night extravaganza in Las Vegas. Now. Now if you know, if you're YSK fam, you know YSK and WWE Universe go hand in hand. You know if you follow me on Twitter at the Peyton Harden, it is turned into a complete WWE page. That's all I tweet about is ysk, WWE and a lot of engagement on there. A lot of people love when I talk about it. I go on Twitch. I live stream night one and night two with CJ. WrestleMania controversial. A lot of people are being controversial about WrestleMania.

[A]

They are.

[B]

Now let me pull up the matches for night one of WrestleMania Mania. Okay, I got it here right now. Night one of WrestleMania. A lot of people did not like. Am I one of those people? I'm not gonna say I didn't like it because I did have a fun time watching it. I am a WWE fan. I like the wwe. I like. I enjoy the art of wrestling, the art of the storytelling. I did like it. Now early on I said, this feels so rushed. The uso, Jey USO and Gunther heavyweight title match felt rushed and had a bad ending.

[A]

How did it end?

[B]

Jey uso submitting Gunther with his own move. With Gunther's own move. Gunther's old own move. And it was a quick submission.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It was literally like a couple seconds.

[A]

I saw. I saw a tweet saying that it's actually in Gunther's character to not be good at being in a submission.

[B]

I'd have to look at that. It might be a good point, but I think that's a like. But so it's WrestleMania.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I felt like that was a quick match. I feel like the new day tag team match should have been on Raw. The Ray Phoenix and El Americano match. I mean, that got messed up because Rey Mysterio got hurt the night before. It was.

[A]

It was supposed to be Rey Mysterio. Yeah.

[B]

But he got hurt the night before, so they had to stop him. Out. That was a cool match. I guess the Fatu match. I enjoyed it. It's once the crowd actually got into like the night. The night. It was a good match. I'm glad Fatu is. He's a champion now. Yeah.

[A]

What Bill did he win? United States.

[B]

United States.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The Tiff Strat. The Tiff match. It was cool. It was. It was good. I liked it. Wasn't anything special. I fear her teeth didn't get messed up. Yeah, no, her teeth didn't get messed up. The Jade match was cool. I feel like it should have been more for as much because that build up was so good. I feel like it should have been a lot better. But the triple threat main event was a classic match.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It completely saved night one. Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, three Hall of Famers. Paul Heyman absolutely saved. It was one of the best matches I've ever watched. It was ever so good. Entirety of wwe so good. I was. I was Paul Heyman with like three nut shots. Wiggled on. On Roman Reigns. It was. Paul Heyman is a goat. He's in. He's a lunatic. He 60s. I would assume late mid late 60s hall of Famer is legend. One of the goats. That was an absolute great match. But I would say I do agree with the overall sentiment that night one of WrestleMania was a glorified Raw.

[A]

If you could change. If you could just change something from night one, what would it be? Maybe an outcome, maybe a match entirely. Maybe a lineup. Take a whole match out. What would you change?

[B]

I feel like they. And I saw this tweet. They sacrificed night one to make night two great.

[A]

Yeah. The book WrestleMania shouldn't have to be a sacrifice at all.

[B]

Yeah. 100. It should be two great nights. I just felt like it was so rushed that a lot of the matches just seem so quick. And the intros weren't anything crazy. Like I was just like it was just. It was underwhelming and it was quick, quick matches. Now I'm gonna get into the advertisement part of wwe and I do. I did make that comment a lot on the Twitch stream that it felt like there was an overload of ads. And I know people say that about us, but we're not the wwe. We need ads to pay people. Like we have to. I'm gonna get into that after I get into night two. So I would rate night one like a five out of ten. And I would say six because the. Of the. The five star match. Yeah. Main event, night two. From the gate, absolutely fantastic. From the rip from the rip, EO Sky, Bianca Rhea, Ripley put on a five star match again. Two go triple threat matches. Back to back to end night one to start night two. Those ladies absolutely smoked that. Three great wrestlers. I'm trying to think of what was the next match. Absolutely fantastic. I loved it. And then I don't know what match. I don't quite remember what came next. I believe it was the street fight between Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre. Great spots in the match. I really liked it.

[A]

Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre were very big names now. Kind of not anymore.

[B]

No, they're big. Drew is just the heavyweight champion. Last WrestleMania, Damien Priest, Money in the bank. I, I, I like the match. It wasn't anything crazy. It was like, oh, it's a good match. I liked it. I was looking for more violence. I think Drew especially can put on some violent matches. I think he did it with CM Punk. That match in the steel cage was absolutely crazy. It just didn't, it was a little, it was good. It was like, that was a good match. I'm not mad at it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What was next? Was it Logan Paul or was it the four way? Regardless, let's say it was the Logan Paul match and AJ Styles. Logan Paul, great intro. One of the best intros of WrestleMania. Caught it started out with the drone. Let the drone go. Caught the drone again, set the drone up, and then used it for one of his spots later. It was insane. Logan Paul is very innovative. He's a creative. With AJ being a Hall of Famer, I don't know if that's, that's accurate to say, but he's a great wrestler. One of the greatest wrestlers in ring. And then Logan Paul being one of the best athletes in ring, I feel like there wasn't crazy enough spots in that match.

[A]

For real.

[B]

I feel like I was.

[A]

I feel like every time I see a clip of Logan Paul or something.

[B]

He'S doing wild, crazy spot. I feel like he, he had one really athletic moment, but overall it wasn't.

[A]

It wasn't like a wow match, like a WrestleMania match.

[B]

Yeah. Like I'm like, every time I see AJ, I'm like, there's gonna be crazy spots in here. If every time I see Logan, I'm like, definitely gonna be a crazy. I didn't get this wasn't. But it was still a good match. It wasn't like, oh, that was disappointing. It was just like I over.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Thought it like, you know, I mean, I was expecting more. Then we get to the brawn breaker. Don Mysterio, Finn Balor and Penta match, great match like that was so entertaining. And that was for title Intercontinental. Yeah. And Dom coming away with his first solo title. I believe. I believe so. So Don and Dom is so over. Obviously has a heel. But once he won that, that title and the pop he got was absolutely insane. The way he enjoyed the moment was great because he left the ring, was going back up the ramp and then the crowd was still going crazy. So he ran back to the ring. And I don't think that was planned. I think it was just like enjoying the moment. So that was great to see. I think he's going to be a great champion. I think he's going to hold it for a long time. I'm excited to see the feud that is set up with him in the judgment day. Then we got the Liv Morgan, Raquel, Lyra and Becky. She came back. Underwhelming match.

[A]

Was it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I saw a lot of pictures of Liv Morgan on Twitter.

[B]

Well, I assume so. A lot of the WWE audience with the women are a little creeps. Yeah. And now we got one right there. Year Pierce, big fan of Live. Big fan. Becky came back, she took two bumps and won the tag team championship. Lost it the next night. They were like, we're going to give you this. We're giving it back. You know what I mean?

[A]

No way.

[B]

Yeah. But Live had. Liv had one of the best years of her career. Like one of the. She had a fantastic year. I'm sucks that she lost at Mania just for a comeback, but it was great to see her win it back on Monday Night Raw. Then we got Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena. Controversial match.

[A]

Why? Oh, my God. It wasn't as good as it should have been either.

[B]

I loved the match. I absolutely loved it.

[A]

A lot of 10 out of 10. Or you personally loved it. I. Okay, so look, you loved it, but.

[B]

What about, you know, I think the critic, the crit. I think it was put. They were putting a position for multiple reasons. I think we got one of the best WrestleMania main events of all time last year. Night two, whenever the Avengers came out.

[A]

Yeah, I was nuts.

[B]

We got. That was really one of the best matches ever. Cried and then so. And that was Triple H's first WrestleMania. He booked. So he set this bar so high. Yeah, right. So people are expecting night to WrestleMania. We're gonna see everybody. All these legends are gonna come out. The whole roster is gonna come out. And so it set that expectation and it. If you have that expectation, you're ultimately gonna get disappointed because it's just not realistic. It's not what WrestleMania is. It's not just to have the Avengers of everybody come out.

[A]

I saw a tweet, someone said, do you think that Triple H and the WWE had to kind of. It said the air quote with sacrifice. So I'm assuming I'm taking it as they're meaning, like lightly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But had to sacrifice WrestleMania 41 to like level everybody's head. Like moving forward. Like, you can't expect the greatest, you know, like, to what you're saying.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think so. I think it was. I think it's kind of like a.

[A]

Reality remind you, like, hey, gonna be great, but normal.

[B]

Yeah. You got. You can't have this expectation every time. A lot of people are upset that John Cena won his the way he won his 17th. I think everybody's happy that he broke the record.

[A]

I saw two kids in like Ireland that were crying and throwing toys.

[B]

That was so cute. Because you got to think Cody Rhodes is there. John Cena, they didn't grow up with John Cena. They don't know how great he was when we were kids.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're like, who's this old guy coming in and beating Cody Rhodes? But a lot of people are upset because Travis Scott, the whole Travis Scott angle, him coming in and being the reason John Cena won. I would like to say, and I hate to say this because I love what the Rock has done so far and I've trusted him, the long form storytelling. I think he put the WWE in a bad position. I think the Rock is. Has a lot of Vince McMahon in him. Not the crazy wild booking wise. I think it's like last second, I want to be involved in this. I want this to happen with no care of how it's gonna go later on. Because he came in and did this weird, this symbolism. And he was like, no, it means something. Trust me, trust me. We have this whole year where he's saying, trust me, trust me means something. He comes in at these random times, totally changes the storyline. It's like, well, this could be exciting wholesale. Your soul angle makes John Cena turn heel. And then the biggest payoff of the year, WrestleMania, he's just not there. You just have no part in it, like, and there's. We have no explanation. And then he goes on Pat McAfee show today, actually the day we're recording this, and he goes, yeah. I just wanted to take a step back. I wanted John to have his moment, Cody to have his moment. I think the final boss Is right. Taking a step back. So he kind of proved the point that he had no angle this whole time. He just wanted to be like, hey, I'm in this city the same time this pay per view is going on. I'm one of the heads of tko. I'm going to make this about me. Which sucks, because I wanted to not believe that this whole time. And then he's gonna. He's probably gonna come back in like three months and be like, oh, no, see, this is why I did it.

[A]

Will you believe that then?

[B]

No, I think he. Today on Pat McAfee Show, I think it was. I think it proved that there. He had no long game in this. He just kind of wanted to show up and be like, remember me, I'm the Rock, and then leave. And the kind of thing that CM Punk has been saying this whole time. It's like you just show up when you want to and you don't care about this business. Like, whatever.

[A]

It sucks that if that's, like, actually true. That sucks.

[B]

Yeah, it sucks. And that kind of goes into the thing. And I'll wrap this up because I know a lot of you don't care about wwe, I think, and I don't want to say this because I don't want to ruin relationships that I'm just now building with the wwe. I'm concerned that tko, look, the corporateness of it is ruining the wwe. I think how corporate it is could lead to problems. I'm not saying it is. I say it could lead to problems. A lot of the matches were sponsored matches. And I get it. Have the drumsticks, have the clash royale, have all that on the ring, all that. Get it. If you're starting to have superstars come down the ramp dressed as video game characters for a sponsor who did this, it was a Clash of Clan sponsorship they had. And they had these. The tag team.

[A]

You're kidding.

[B]

Dressed as that. And the costumes didn't look good either. Like, I was like.

[A]

It's like classless almost.

[B]

I was like. And then there's a new Netflix. Like, they have a bunch of new shows coming out. Wwe. I love. I love seeing WWE everywhere. I love it. But I think we're going too far now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The WWE is putting out a thing called WWE Unreal. It's a documentary. And they're showing the most behind the scenes ever. They're showing you. They're showing behind the scenes in the writers room. They're showing them writing the storylines, them coming up with the storylines. They're showing them Rehearsing the matches.

[A]

Yeah, that's not. That's. You're. You're like. You're like taking Santa away from kids.

[B]

And it's not even that. Like. We know. Right?

[A]

We know, but you're kind of.

[B]

Us seeing it is like, that's too much. Like, in the trailer, you see Roman Reigns practicing a spot, and he's in a hoodie and a beanie, like, just in street clothes. And he's with one of the writers on. On in the ring, like, they're practicing this spot and it shows this camera angle right here. And then it cuts to in the ring, like, in the actual match, them doing that spot. And it's just like. Like, we don't want to see that. Yeah, I'm sure people do, but maybe like in 30, 40 years, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is when everyone.

[A]

That's casted and that is on. This is retired.

[B]

It's like, this is happening from last year. They're showing this from this year. They showed Elimination Chamber. That just happened a couple months ago.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

And they're showing, like, Cody Rhodes taking a fall. Like, he took a crazy bump on it on a. On a ladder. He was like, oh, oh. You hear them in the writer or in the. In gorilla going, is he hurt? Is he hurt? Okay. And then you hear Triple H going, no, he's selling. He's just selling. He's good. He's selling. Look, we don't want to. Like, I feel like it's going too far. You're gonna ruin the actual product 100% just to get off these Netflix deals and these doc, whatever you signed, like.

[A]

They'Re taking the sparkle away, that magic.

[B]

So I'm starting to. I'm starting to get worried.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

That the corporate greed could affect the product.

[A]

That's the world.

[B]

And maybe this is why they took away my Wrestlemania tickets. But I don't know that he knew.

[A]

You were gonna say that before you knew you're gonna said.

[B]

He said you can't do it. I just care about the W. I love it, and I just don't want it to get bogged down by too much, like, how many billion dollar deals you signed. I get it, but it's like, don't ruin it just to get this money. Yeah. But I want to say this shout out to Triple H and wwe. That was one of the best Raw after Mania I've ever seen. That was so good. So excited for this new season of wwe based on what they showed. Is it probably gonna get up somewhere along the line.

[A]

Probably. But what's the next pay per view backlash?

[B]

Randy Orton versus John Cena. Oh, my God. It's like I'm eight years old again. Yeah.

[A]

What the hell?

[B]

For the WWE Championship, I think Randy's gonna get 15. I think he's gonna be his 15th. Oh, yeah. Randy Orton. Joe Hendry. That was a really good match. Joe Hendry. So cool. I love him. I'm glad he got that moment. You know who I'm gonna call this weekend? I'm gonna call Mark Henry. I want to talk to him about this and see if he wants to go. Come on, Patreon. And talk about wwe.

[A]

Let me sick.

[B]

Because I want to ask him these questions, what he feels. But that was pop culture paying Nick him.

[A]

Pop culture paying Nick him.

[B]

Get us out of here.

[A]

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I'll help you.

[A]

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You do that every week.

[A]

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[A]

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