TRAPPED ON AN AIRPLANE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 160: "TRAPPED ON AN AIRPLANE!"

Release Date: April 14, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy (Cam)

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1. Episode Overview

In Episode 160 of the You Should Know Podcast, hosts Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy delve into their harrowing experience of being trapped on an airplane en route to San Antonio, Texas. Through a blend of humor, candid storytelling, and relatable banter, Peyton and Cam explore the frustrations and unexpected moments that turned their flight into a memorable ordeal. The episode is peppered with insightful discussions, personal anecdotes, and their signature playful teasing, making it both engaging and entertaining for listeners.

2. The Misadventures in San Antonio

San Antonio Descent
Peyton and Cam recount their weekend in San Antonio, which they candidly label as the "worst city in America." While acknowledging moments of enjoyment, they emphasize the city's pervasive poverty and lack of affluence.

• Peyton (06:15): "We love every one of you. You have the worst major city in the United States of America. And I'm not kidding. I'm so serious."

• Cam (06:50): "We spent 72 hours in the worst city in America."

Unexpected Encounters
The duo shares bizarre encounters, including meeting NBA legend Jalen Rose and dealing with unsolicited photographs, adding layers to their challenging trip.

• Cam (07:28): "Victor Wembanyama is in prison."

3. Trapped on the Plane

Seat Selection Disasters
The hosts express their frustration over misleading seat assignments, ending up with middle seats instead of the promised aisle seats.

• Peyton (09:02): "Verbatim in an email. We get to the airport, we go to the kiosk... Middle seat, both of us."

Turbulent Flight Conditions
From obnoxious passengers consuming excessive snacks to dealing with a disruptive toddler, Peyton and Cam navigate a series of aggravating in-flight scenarios.

• Cam (10:15): "Two bottles of Mountain Dew before we take off is a sentence. The air marshal should be on him."

• Peyton (13:32): "It was the hardest landing of all the flights I've ever been on."

Hard Landing and Aftermath
The episode captures the intense experience of a rough landing, leaving passengers traumatized and adding to the overall stress of the trip.

• Peyton (14:00): "Serious, that was the hardest landing... We almost crashed on the way down."

4. Direwolf Conspiracy Theory

Reimagining Extinct Species
Peyton and Cam delve into a humorous yet skeptical discussion about scientists allegedly resurrecting the direwolf, blending conspiracy theories with playful skepticism.

• Cam (38:31): "They took ordinary DNA from gray wolves and genetically manufactured them to match the direwolf. This is nonsense."

• Peyton (42:30): "Someone got really bored. And that is literally a Saint Bernard. They're gonna sell it as a new dinosaur."

Skepticism and Humor
The conversation highlights their disbelief and amusement over the notion of bringing back extinct species, intertwining scientific curiosity with comedic disbelief.

• Cam (40:33): "They used regular German Shepherds as surrogates. What?"

5. Subscription and Financial Advice

Avoiding Unwanted Subscriptions
In a brief yet informative segment, Peyton and Cam discuss the pitfalls of subscription services that auto-renew, advocating for tools like Rocket Money to manage and cancel unwanted subscriptions.

• Peyton (18:37): "85% of people have at least one subscription they don't use or don't know they're paying for."

• Cam (18:43): "Rocket Money helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending, and lower your bills."

6. Interactive Math Exam Scenario

High-Stakes Math Challenge
The hosts engage in a playful yet stressful role-play where Cam is "kidnapped" and forced to take a challenging third-grade math exam with life-altering consequences based on his performance.

• Peyton (69:38): "You have to take a third grade math exam that is three hours long. If you score 96% or higher, you get a million dollars. If not, life in prison."

• Cam (73:26): "Seven times six is 42. You're going to jail."

Stress-Inducing Questions
Through a series of simple yet deliberately confusing math problems, Peyton amplifies Cam's anxiety, leading to humorous frustration.

• Cam (75:50): "Seven times six is really great because seven times six is 48."

7. Tour Announcements and Promotions

Upcoming Tour Details
Peyton and Cam share exciting news about their upcoming tour, urging listeners to grab tickets quickly as they are selling rapidly. They emphasize exclusive access for Patreon members and promote their merch.

• Peyton (84:55): "The tour is finally here. All of the tickets are available now."

• Cam (85:28): "Join our Koala Club members for first access to everything we do."

8. Chocolate vs. Candy Debate

Defining Categories
In a spirited debate, Peyton and Cam argue over whether chocolate should be classified as candy or a snack, highlighting the complexities and subjective nature of categorizing food items.

• Peyton (54:19): "Chocolate's not candy."

• Cam (58:15): "Chocolate is hearty. It's a hearty meal."

Humorous Arguments
Their back-and-forth banter escalates into playful insults as they stubbornly defend their viewpoints, showcasing their dynamic chemistry.

• Cam (61:28): "Chocolate is not candy. You are screwing yourself."

• Peyton (66:12): "Chocolate isn't a flavor. Chocolate is a thing."

9. Sponsorships and Advertisements

Throughout the episode, Peyton and Cam integrate various sponsorships seamlessly into their conversations, promoting brands like Manscaped, Rocket Money, Huel, Zocdoc, Booking.com, Sock Duck, and others. These segments are interspersed between the main discussions, maintaining the episode's flow while highlighting valuable products and services.

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Notable Quotes

• Peyton (05:03): "A single dad in 2009 that drops his kid off basketball practice, smokes in his Honda Accord, and then comes back."

• Cam (16:56): "I don't think you should get the security deposit back in your house if you pee in the shower."

• Peyton (21:37): "You would be shaking. Literally pierced out of the shower."

• Cam (34:56): "That is nasty."

• Peyton (42:30): "Someone got really bored. And that is literally a Saint Bernard."

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Conclusion

Episode 160 of the You Should Know Podcast offers listeners a blend of comedic storytelling and genuine frustration as Peyton and Cam navigate their unfortunate airplane experience. From deriding San Antonio to debating the classification of chocolate, the episode is a testament to their enduring friendship and ability to find humor in adversity. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, this episode promises laughter, relatable woes, and the charismatic interplay that defines the You Should Know Podcast.

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Stay tuned for more episodes and don't forget to subscribe for your regular dose of humor and insightful discussions with Peyton and Cam!

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. You can't do that. You can't do that. You. You honestly can't do that to the people that are watching visually. Then they saw what you did. You can't do that.

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Suggestive, isn't it?

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And it's John Moran. John Moran. You just did that.

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Oh, jaw. Hit him with the.

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That was.

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Hit him with a little Memphis two stick.

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That was the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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It was pretty bad. And the fact my shorts are larger than they should be, it made it all worse.

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You are dressed like a single dad in 2009, right?

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A single dad in 2009 that drops his kid off basketball practice, smokes in his Honda Accord, and then comes back.

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And picks him up 100% 100%. And you listen to a lot of.

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Vanilla Ice and Akon for sure.

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And you're like, golly, this is good tunes. This is what the boys are listening to.

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All right, man, what's your mama doing this weekend? Because, you know, we're not together still.

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Oh, my God.

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That's what I look like. Like, I'm dressed like that.

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Gotta get muted. But one of the other things. I want to talk about you and your attire and how you look. Now, see, Cam's come back to the studio not as human, but as lizard.

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Okay, Explain it. You don't just tell them I'm a lizard. I don't know if they're looking at my skin.

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I don't know if they could see this in the camera. But we're going to. Cam's going up to the camera right now. He go down. He is the scaliest I've ever seen a human being. And he's moisturized today.

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Yeah. You should have saw me at the game.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Do you want to tell them?

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No, you go ahead.

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So basically, we spent the worst weekend of our life in San Antonio, Texas. The weekend actually wasn't bad. The city just. It's an awful city.

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Yeah. Let's say that the city of San Antonio, where they handled and they held the final four. San Antonio is the worst city to ever exist. Shout out to our San Antonio fans. Your city sucks.

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There was a lot of love there. We love every one of you. You have the worst major city in the United States of America. And I'm not kidding. I'm so serious.

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We spent. Oh, my God, 72 hours in the worst city in America.

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It was. It got to a point where we both said out loud in public, I feel like the city is sucking my soul out of me.

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Yes. I feel like I was. I was losing my connection with Jesus. Like, as the time went on, I was like, my. My God isn't here. Like. Like. Like, this is.

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This is the real city of sin.

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Yes, 100%. Oh, 100%. I honestly. Can I make a point? And y'all are gonna get mad at me if you get your mail in San Antonio, Texas. You are beneath me. Let's just. There's nothing you do.

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There's nothing.

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There's nothing you can do. Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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Now do we.

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Do we go.

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We're not going to say everything that happened.

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No, you're gonna have. You. Okay. You have to. To tune in to the extended episode this week, coming out Wednesday on Patreon. That's a Deep dive into the of San Antonio.

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Yes. But we will tell you a couple of things that happened, right? Because we could literally spend 16 podcasts on this, on this topic off of.

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Not just like the history of the deep dive San Antonio off of one Friday night to Tuesday morning trip.

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First of all, the city lives in poverty. Put that out there. Y'all physically don't have it.

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I did not see too many affluent people or areas in the city of San Antonio. I don't know if this can stay.

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Victor Wembanyama is in prison. Oh, my God.

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He's in hell.

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He's a 19 year old multimillionaire.

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Victor Wembanyama is assumed to be a face of a professional sports organization. And he lived in Paris. He came from Paris, got so much money and has to spend it in San Antonio, Texas.

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Anyway, let's talk about.

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Oh, my God.

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Let's talk about the plane ride to San Antonio. That's where things really started off. First of all, shout out to creator Lee. Shout out highlights. Thanks for having us. You lied to me. You lied.

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Absolute liars.

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We were told we're gonna get aisle seats. We're six, seven. Yes, we're gonna get aisle seats.

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They said. Unfortunately it was, it was too close to the date. The first class was not available. But we got you aisle seats, right? That's what it said.

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Verbatim.

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Verbatim in an email.

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Verbatim. We get to the airport, we go to the kiosk, we put in our flight information to print our tickets. We print our tickets. Middle seat, both of us, right behind each other, like lined up.

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28B, 29B.

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Awful already. I'm upset. Like, you lied. You lied to me and I'm big. Like, it's not even like I feel like I deserve more than this. It just honestly is not.

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No one likes to be lied to.

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Yeah. Lied to. And that's not comfortable. I'm too big to do this. Yes. And so I, we get, we get onto the plane, right? We go to the back of the plane. The dungeon, the caboose of this plane.

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Lizard.

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Yeah, there's a lizard. Smells like a 2008 Dirty C and O back there. So we get, I get to my middle seat, right? I'm sitting down and the lady to the left of me, God bless her, honestly. God bless her. But let's be honest here. There was some overlap. Not a problem. Not a problem. And I would. I did not care.

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Not a problem.

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Not. Did not care.

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This is what happened.

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Kim, who's next to you?

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No, no, no, no. You can't. You can't. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, I'll take the ISO. Okay, so Peyton had a woman with some overlap next to him, and I had a. A man.

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No.

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Us.

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No. No. I didn't think you were actually gonna say it.

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Oh, no, I will.

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No, no, you can't remove. No.

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At a guy. No, no.

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Okay, There's a guy next to him.

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Yes.

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To describe him and how he behaved in the real world. What did he do before the flight took off? Cam.

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Before the tire. Before we got to the straightaway to go up in the sky because we're on a plane. Two 18 ounce bottles of Mountain Dew were opened, consumed, and crunched up in the back of his seat.

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Back.

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Two bottles of Mountain Dew. He drank before we were in the sky.

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Smoking two bottles of Mountain Dew before we take off is a sentence. The air marshal should be on him.

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He should be removed from the plane. They said, sir, I never seen that ever. You got to get out.

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You can create chemical warfare in your body with two Mountain Dews, right?

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And then, okay, we're going to San Antonio from Dallas. The. The entirety of the flight was like, 56 minutes. This man opened like, cheddar. It was like cheddar cream, cheesy corn nuts. You can wait 25 minutes into the flight. No one should be allowed to have food on a flight that is not even an hour. It was 56 minutes. And he goes. And I was like, just cheese everywhere. Oh, my God. It was disgusting.

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Now let's go back to my aisle. The woman with overlap, right? When I say overlap, and I don't care, there's no problem with it.

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There's nothing wrong with it.

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I couldn't put my left arm down on my wrist. Yeah, that was hers. It's okay, though. You can have it, but you get.

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That one and the window.

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But I'm also big, and I was tired, and I was like.

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And tired of the bull.

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So I wanted to do this. I wanted to put my arm down. And there was a point, like, right. Whenever I were, like, idle. We were taxied. I was trying to put my arm down, and I did, and all I heard was, ow. I said, jesus Christ. So sorry. I didn't get there. And there's no. I'm not making fun of her. There's no problem. I literally, like. It was like this. Oh.

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He went, oh.

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And then. Okay. So I was like, all right, we're about to take off. We're still. Taxi. This is another thing we were taxied on the Runway for like 45 minutes.

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Yeah.

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But we could have been in San.

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Antonio the duration of our flight. We spent on concrete.

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So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna start my podcast, right? I take, I take my AirPods out. As soon as I take my AirPods out to the right of me, I hear baby screaming, but it's not even like an infant.

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Oh my God. The kid was like two and a half years old.

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It was to the point you can have a conversation with this kid, like.

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Hey, speak with him, tell him to hey, be quiet.

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And it was one of those parents, like, we don't discipline our children.

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Their children, they need to figure it out on their own.

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Yes. We let them express their emotions. Their emotions.

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Yeah, yeah, the emotions. You're in an airbus, you make them be quiet.

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Period.

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End of sword.

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That kid, like not even screaming.

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Just. It was, it genuinely wasn't tears though. That's what was pissing me.

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It was like fake.

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It was like he was just annoyed. Yes. Like, ah. I was like, what the is happening?

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And so I'm like, he's like directly across from me. So I'm like, hell no. I pull out my AirPods, take him out of the case, put them in my ears. As I go to open my phone, I hear my airpods die. They die. I literally text Cam and I saw.

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You, I saw the back of your head. You went. All I saw was this.

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Threw my hands in there.

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Oh my God.

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It's so. That's just a plane ride, right? That's just the plane ride. We almost crash on the way down.

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Like, okay, seriously, that was the hardest landing of all the flights I've ever been on. The hardest landing to hit the ground I've ever experienced. That flight to the poor cities, to.

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The point where the a hundred some passengers in the plane went, oh yeah.

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And it's crazy because I, I remember looking out the window as we were like coming down and I was like, okay. Like, okay, I can see the city, I can see the little grids. And they were getting real close. I'm like, alright, bet we're about to land in like, I was playing music. But to myself in my thoughts, I was like, we're getting really close. Really? He smacked it off the ground. It's crazy.

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And so I don't want to spend too much more time. Spent 11 minutes already on this. But what I do want to say is start touching on a couple things that happened in San Antonio and you get the full story on Patreon link in the description.

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Back and forth. Just go. One liner.

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Oh, God. Okay. Woman. Watch a woman on a tree.

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What? What? Not laughing. I'm not laughing at that. Okay, mute it. Here we go. Go again.

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Homeless man walked into a whataburger. Put a spell on Cam. Dead right in front of his face like this.

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Okay. My personal bank information got skimmed out of a CVS that was housing cats. Oh, my God. Keep going. Keep going.

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Charles Barkley took my.

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Okay, I got a next one. We met an NBA legend, Jalen Rose. Peyton's bleeding from his mouth for no reason. A non contact mouth bleed. Oh, my God. Keep going.

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Oh. Oh. I can't say this on the Internet. You're gonna have to. You're gonna have to mute this.

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Someone took unsolicited photographs of me and pain. Then once we. Once we looked at them and confused.

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One more time. Go ahead.

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You got it.

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You got it.

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Confronted. Confronted. You idiot.

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It's so much of your. Your skin. I watch fly.

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Smoke bomb.

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I said, that's your. That's your defense.

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I literally go.

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I grab it.

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I go. Get back.

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Okay.

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People took unsolicited photographs of me and Peyton. And once we confronted them about it, the best he could say was this. I literally said, did you? He did that. Walked off.

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Okay. There's so much more that happened.

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Oh, my God. There's. It's unbelievable. It was the worst trip.

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We'll get into that on Patreon.

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The whole city smells like vomit. Last day.

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Oh, my God. Riverwalk is the worst place ever. Riverwalk is the worst place ever. That's where dreams go to die. And there's no good food on the Riverwalk. If you own a restaurant. If you own a restaurant on the Riverwalk, go out of business.

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Yeah. You are simply there. You are simply there for tourism.

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Oh, my God.

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You do not take pride in your food or your chefs.

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Oh, my God. It was the. It was the worst.

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Oh, my God.

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But shout out to Creator League. Thank you for having us.

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Love Creative League. Love house highlights.

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Great time.

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Final four. Crazy Final Four, by the way, we didn't have credentials, and we're going to.

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Talk about our performance in the Creator League on Patreon. I can't talk about too much now, and I've seen the comments, and they're coming after me. They're talking about. They're talking about daddy pretty bad. Well, I'll explain everything over there on the Koala Club.

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All right, immediately straight into it, I saw. I was on Twitter.

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Okay.

[A]

And I saw a video. Yeah, The Atlanta Hawks had a halftime performance, right? It was one of those things where the guy, you have to make a layup, a free throw, three pointer, half court shot, you get like 30 grand.

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Okay, awesome.

[A]

You start at half court and you have like 30 seconds.

[B]

Yeah, well, you start at half court.

[A]

Yeah. Like, you start, you just dribble up. Boom. And then you like work your way back.

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Oh, so you start at the layup.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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But he was like starting at half. Like he had to run up to the.

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So the first shot you have to make is a layup.

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Layup.

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Peyton, what happened? I didn't see this.

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You didn't see this?

[B]

No.

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This fan at the Atlanta Hawks camp, they go, everybody cheer him on.

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Cheer them on.

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Ready? Three, two, one, go. He started running. He tore his acl. He literally went up and left and tore his ACL right there on the court. And he laid down for minutes. They couldn't get him up, and he tore his acl.

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That's so embarrassing.

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That is. Okay. Two. That's. I bring two.

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Yes.

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That has to be that. I don't even know. I don't know anything about that. Yeah, that is immediately. Top three most embarrassing. Most embarrassing things he's ever done, right? Immediately. And my second thought was, how bad would you be if you had to do a halftime act in front of 20,000 people?

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Oh, Cam, I couldn't do it. There's nothing I can do. Great. In front of 20,000 people, I can't do anything good.

[A]

You would be shaking. Literally pierced out of the shower.

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It's like inside joke. There's literally whenever I get in front of that many people, my ligaments and my phalanges aren't mine anymore.

[A]

All tightened up.

[B]

They belong to the ecosystem. Whatever God decides to do with my hands and feet at that moment is what's happening.

[A]

You're walking out like this. You can't even move them. Then all of a sudden, that's literally.

[B]

My biggest fear, is having to do physical activity in front of a crowd. I can't do that.

[A]

What if you. Okay, here we go, though, right? Hey, you got to pay to play, right? Let me make it sweet for daddy. Let me make it sweet for you.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You liked it. Don't lie to me. $500,000 and there's no half court shot.

[B]

Okay, so you.

[A]

Half a mil.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Layup, free throw, three pointer.

[B]

How much time do I have?

[A]

You have 25 seconds.

[B]

Oh, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

[A]

You wouldn't be. You wouldn't even try.

[B]

Oh, try. I would not.

[A]

But how hard would you try?

[B]

Hard.

[A]

So you would go very hard.

[B]

I'm already shaking thinking about it. Like, my. My wrist is getting loose. Yeah, my wrist is getting loose. I can't function like that. I lose strength and mobility. So if I can't do things in front of large crowds, I can't literally tighten up.

[A]

I can't but half a mil. 25 seconds. Everyone's watching. Everyone has the right. They actually signed rights to record you do whatever they want.

[B]

This is exactly what happened. They'd be like, you be the announcer person that calls me out.

[A]

Our contestant for today's halftime show is Peyton Harden.

[B]

Thank you. Excuse Me.

[A]

Oh, hold on now.

[B]

Can I grab your mic? I'm gonna grab your mic now. Hold on, sir. Excuse me, Everybody in the arena today. Can y'all please close your eyes? Everybody turn around. And I swear to God, I'm not gonna go until y'all close your eyes. No, hold on. I. That guy. Close your baby's eyes. I don't. I don't. I can't do this. I don't do well. Please, or I'm not gonna go. LeBron, close your eyes. LeBron. Actually, go to the locker room.

[A]

Go, stretch.

[B]

Go.

[A]

Do. Go to. Go to more rehab.

[B]

That's exactly what happened.

[A]

I'd go. Sir, you need Give me. Okay, okay. Ladies and gentlemen, so he does not feel confident with you watching. He has told us if. If you close your eyes, that he has a better chance of succeeding. Is everyone fine with that? No.

[B]

Boo.

[A]

That guy sucks. All right, let's continue. Boom. And bink. Go. You fall, you terror. A.C. you are now the new ATL Hawks fan.

[B]

What the.

[A]

Did you just say ATO Hawks fan? I abbreviated Atlanta for no reason. No reason?

[B]

Dude, that's one of my biggest pet peeves. People that speak in abbreviations.

[A]

Oh, my God. Like the texting abbreviations. But in real life, when say irl.

[B]

Yeah, he did that.

[A]

Irl.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, my God, this is so much better. Irl. Go to hell. Like, genuinely, don't go to heaven. Don't go there. I don't want to see you there. I don't want you to be there, dude. Honestly. And it's like, dude.

[A]

And seriously, don't go to heaven.

[B]

You ever. You ever had somebody hit you with an lol?

[A]

Oh, if you. If someone says LOL and they're not laughing, that should immediately start. Referee should spawn from the ground, and you should immediately be able to fight that person. Oh, my God. Lol. It's. No, no. Like, in real life, someone says lol, and they're not laughing, dude, they're lying.

[B]

You're lying. I see you lying.

[A]

You just lied. You might as well sign a paper, say, I lied to you. Me.

[B]

A lot of people hit me with the OMGs. OMG. Shut the up. STFU. How about that? Hit with their own reverse cycle. No, no. No abbreviations. And we need to bring back old English.

[A]

Oh, my God. Dude, it's sexy, too.

[B]

We need to bring back pre Civil War talk. We.

[A]

Well.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Well, no, we know.

[B]

I go, what's up, boy?

[A]

That's how I greet you on recording days. I had. You know, I had to.

[B]

No I. I think we should. I miss when people talk fancy. I genuinely do miss.

[A]

And imagine. Okay, I know we just talked about this, but imagine. You know what? I'm gonna be a grown man. The charisma. To hell with Riz. Burn. Yeah, imagine the charisma.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The feng shui. The suave of speaking like that to a lovely broad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Back in the day, a lovely woman. You got your suit on. It's literally 2pm on, like, a Tuesday. You're doing nothing. You're walking the street, but you're head to toe dressed to the 9th.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Because they didn't have athletic shorts. Have you ever thought about that? They didn't have athletic shorts. They didn't have tank tops. Like, every day you woke up, you're putting on full clothes, no matter how hot it was. Like, they didn't have leisure.

[B]

I never thought of it. They did not have leisure wear.

[A]

No one had a. No one had a T shirt.

[B]

Imagine every day, waking up every morning, having to button your T shirt to the nines.

[A]

Like, I'm talking ascot, a tie, undercoat, an overcoat, a hat, a horse and a cane. Every day, every day, with nothing to do.

[B]

Nothing to do but hate somebody that looks different than you. That's the only thing on your agenda, is, like, they look different. We hate. That's the only thing you had to do.

[A]

They go. That's all it is.

[B]

Where are they?

[A]

They go, that's wrong.

[B]

That's it. Yeah, dude, that's crazy.

[A]

That's first off. But a mat just. It would be so. It'd be so sexy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just risen up. Someone like that. Like the evening's finest breath off the moon's right top off. I can't even do it.

[B]

Okay, show me how you would.

[A]

Your best. Your best. Let's put a year on it. Your best. You can't say priest of award.

[B]

Your best Medieval, Riz.

[A]

Medieval.

[B]

Isn't that medieval? Speak.

[A]

Oh, medieval's a long time ago, but, yeah, I'm talking, like, maybe. Maybe London, like, 100 years ago.

[B]

Like, okay, what's that time?

[A]

1925.

[B]

Give me your best. 1925, Riz. Like, how would that go? You're at. You're at the local plantation. Where'd they hang out at?

[A]

Let's call it a saloon for this. Let's call it a saloon. I'm at the local saloon. I'm not on a plantation. I'm not on plantain. Honestly, in my thing, I wasn't even in America because we wouldn't be talking. So I'M in London. I'm in London in 1925. No, we couldn't. In 1925.

[B]

Yes, you could.

[A]

Wait, 1925. Could I? Oh, yeah, I could.

[B]

Yes, you could have, depending where you are. Well, it would have been a little rough depending where you are.

[A]

You and me, we would have been boys.

[B]

We had to write notes in 19.

[A]

Oh, that would have been cool, too, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I always wanted a pen pal. Never.

[B]

I had one. She was Asian.

[A]

See, you say that.

[B]

Yeah, she's an Asian.

[A]

That's kind of hard.

[B]

I was 13, so that's weird.

[A]

No, it's not. You didn't like girls when you're 13. You literally had a. You had a. When you were 6. Oh, my God. What are you talking about?

[B]

No, you didn't.

[A]

He said.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Best 1925, Riz.

[A]

Okay, say it one more time. Tell me that I'm in a saloon. I'm get perfect.

[B]

You're in a Saloon in 1925. What's your best. Riz.

[A]

Excuse me, madam Mat. Ma'am. Yes, you. I just want you to know I'd give you my day's wages to take your blouse off. And she goes. And then I go, it's 1920. Come on, come on. Meet me halfway. Just meet me halfway. Give me one lick. Give me one kickle. One giggle. Okay, run it back. She slaps me. I don't slap.

[B]

Well, I gotta figure out what we're doing about that. I don't know if that can go.

[A]

On YouTube, but obviously that's a little aggressive right now. The real version. Right, Right. I just. I wouldn't know what the. I go, excuse me. What's your. What's your maiden. What's your family name? What's your. What's your family name? She goes. She goes, what? I go, your family name? Who do you belong to? Who's your ancestors? Your eyes moving, like, what does it. Because I'm looking her up and down. I'm looking at her blouse, and then I'm looking at her ankles. Her ankles, her stockings. She had a lot of chains and jewelry on. I'm looking at her hair, and she goes, what's your family name? What have they done for our city? And she keeps looking back. And I go, blessed be. You're gorgeous. Why don't you go to the dock and shag up a little bit? Would you like that? And then she goes, nope. And then I'm still single in 1925. I don't have wrist. I'm out of the game.

[B]

Oh, that was Very good. I like your. You've been a creepin every time period. That's what I've learned. You heard creepin every single time period that exists. You.

[A]

You even cave in.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's no. There's no, like, audible words.

[B]

Careful, careful. Oh, man.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

They didn't have showers back then, did they?

[A]

They did. They had forms of showers.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Sometimes they would.

[B]

Okay. They didn't have showers back then.

[A]

Not like conventional.

[B]

That we know, right? There's people. There's people. There's people nowadays that just. I. I did not know the ratio of people that pee in the shower.

[A]

I pee almost every time in the.

[B]

Shower, and I did not know that the majority of people are like that.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And I tried it for the first time this morning.

[A]

It's.

[B]

What'd you like? I hated it. The smell.

[A]

Oh, well, you got it. You got. You gotta. Okay, two things. One, that's you. That's definitely. You can't blame anybody else. That's your urine you are ingesting. That's why it smells. Right. And secondly, you always tell me you aimed for the drain.

[B]

Yes. All the drain.

[A]

But piss on the walls.

[B]

Some of my old hair was like, that mess. It's like an oatmeal of body.

[A]

No, Dad, A small gerbil.

[B]

Yeah, because I got the front and the back.

[A]

Look, if y'all. If y'all would see this man naked.

[B]

It is a wonderland.

[A]

It is something. It is. It's like. It's like Candyland. It doesn't make sense. It's not real. It's mythical.

[B]

It's always like the Twilight Zone. You don't know if it's scary or fun. Like, you're like.

[A]

And you also don't know if it's real or not. You don't know what's happening. Like, it's. It's so. It's. It is the word confusion. When you see it naked, you're confused.

[B]

You just go, huh?

[A]

What the. Is that? Like, whoa.

[B]

But I genuinely didn't know the amount of people that pee in the shower.

[A]

What do you think the number is in terms, like, out of 10? Just to make it simple, like, did you look it up or.

[B]

No, it's just. I was talking to people, and I was listening to other people talk, and it's been coming up so often. I would say about 80% of people pee in the shower. God.

[A]

Guerrilla marketing. Mouth to mouth. It's the greatest. Yes. I would say. Dude, you pee in the shower.

[B]

Dude, that's disgusting to me. I'VE never done it, but this morning was my first time, and I. And honestly, I did not look at myself in the mirror leaving my bathroom. I was like, who are you?

[A]

You're ashamed. Said you gross.

[B]

No. That is disgusting.

[A]

No. So it didn't feel. I think it's the accomplishment. No one does it for the aroma. Obviously. You don't want to SM urine. No one's like, ooh, urine. But at the same time, you do. It's also, like a sensory thing, right. If you're on the edge of having to pee, but you can hold it, as soon as water hits your body and you're naked, you're gonna pee. I pissed all over. That's actually over the Kim Santos all over at this.

[B]

No, that's not true. Because I'm not a toddler. When water hits my body, I'm not like, o. That doesn't happen to me. You know why? I pay taxes, but that's why I don't do that.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I guarantee if you and me chug. Say we chug the 2 liter of water and you tell me, okay, I'm getting to the point. I got to pee. I guarantee I can make you piss.

[B]

That's so different.

[A]

That sounds weird.

[B]

It's weird, but that's not what we're talking about.

[A]

Yeah, I would. No, no, no.

[B]

You said that's if we're drinking a gallon of water and then. Yeah, you don't have to really do anything.

[A]

Okay. No.

[B]

If I'm having a normal day. If I'm having a normal day and it is nighttime and it's time for me to bathe before bed. Yes, it's time for me to get in the shower before bed. Yes, I'm gonna pee before I get in the shower.

[A]

That's fine. That's fine.

[B]

That's normal.

[A]

But I'm saying if you did. That's why I said, if you're on the cusp. If you didn't fully. You were like, it wasn't enough to go, I should pee. But then you get in the shower and the water hits. And now that four turned to, like, a seven.

[B]

That's immature.

[A]

I think it's skill. I think it's two for one. Two birds, one stone.

[B]

How is that skillful?

[A]

Cause now I. Now I'm technically. Are you saving water? Got him. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The frugal man strikes again. I save water because I piss in my shower.

[B]

I think it's. No. How's that saving water at all?

[A]

Because the shower is Gonna be on for the same duration, but now I didn't do a flush.

[B]

Okay, okay. But I've never been an environmentalist. I loved Earth, but I'm not gonna pee on myself to save the world. Sorry.

[A]

You would now. You would pee on yourself if you got stung by an octopus.

[B]

Stingray, jellyfish.

[A]

Oh, my God. Wait, octopuses don't even stink.

[B]

No, they grab you and they suck.

[A]

Honest to God, do it 10 more times and your opinion will change.

[B]

I swear to God, I will never do it again.

[A]

See, you're so. You're. You're the same man that didn't bathe, and now you're complaining about doing something in the shower. Bathing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You don't have. You're like, there's. There's no. There's no honesty.

[B]

Do you understand that that is a little immature. Like, that's wrong and a little immature. Do you? Yes, it is.

[A]

That is not immature, Cam. You letting the water tickle my back, and then I go, ooh, now I pee. I get that. That might be.

[B]

You're pushing 30 and you're not potty trained. Like, do you understand that's weird. Do you understand it's wrong? You understand that you're 30 and you're not potty trained?

[A]

No, I'm not.

[B]

You do this, you act the same as your infant son. Like, that is nasty.

[A]

No, do sneak up on me and surprise me, and I don't get that either. We'll be talking. I was like, oh, I got poof.

[B]

That's another thing. I don't get that. How can you not. Like, y'all don't have a communication system. You have bad comms with your body.

[A]

I think. I think because you were. You lived in fear for so long, you were baptized in fear when it comes to pooping and using the bathroom in public that you suppressed your own system so much that you have ultimate control over now. Like, your system can, like, directly obeys you no matter what it is. Mine is its own thing.

[B]

But there's no way you're just sitting feeling completely fine. And then like that. You're like, oh, no, something's coming out. Yeah, no, that's wrong.

[A]

It's a big gurgle. It's like a big, big, like, just gutterly move.

[B]

Oh, my God. I have, like, a two hour build up before I know I have a leeway before I'm exiting because you.

[A]

You've lit. It's probably. If these are your tunnels, your tubes, your intestines, they're probably like this, right? Now because of what you've done to them. So it. You can feel it working. My just. It'll be here. I got poop.

[B]

I don't think you should get the security deposit back in your house if you pee in the shower. That's a. That's a fact. And I'm being honest. La. You know, last thing about the shower. I farted in my shower the other day.

[A]

Oh, God. That is boy. No, it is.

[B]

I was literally awesome.

[A]

It's like, dude, help. How does. How. I don't get that, though. What did you say? Help. Help me. I can't see, bro. You know. You know, one time I did it. It was so bad. I got out.

[B]

Yeah, no, same. I left.

[A]

I literally got out and there's water.

[B]

All over my floor. Yeah, it was visceral.

[A]

I was soaking wet and I went.

[B]

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[A]

Talk to me.

[B]

And it is absolute.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Half of Twitter is, do you did you hear about the direwolf being back?

[A]

Oh, my God. Didn't even know what it was.

[B]

You never heard of a direwolf?

[A]

Never heard of it. Like this? Mythical. Never heard of.

[B]

I grew up on the direwolf. I knew what that was. It was. I remember it was this big wolf that was around during the Ice Age era.

[A]

Of course you did.

[B]

Yes. So there's like 10,000 years ago, like 10,000 years ago, there was this wolf called the direwolf, and it roamed the Americas. It was. It was there with the woolly mammoths. It was there around that time, like the Ice Age, like all those. And they went extinct 10,000 years ago? Actually, longer than like, 1711 to 17,000 years ago. They went extinct. Right.

[A]

Good God.

[B]

Come to find out, some scientists made some new dire wolves.

[A]

See?

[B]

Let me tell you how they did it.

[A]

Please.

[B]

Right? This biochemist lab had some fossils from dire wolves. Got some direwolf fossils. They looked at them on a random Wednesday in March. They said, let's bring out the direwolf.

[A]

Let's try this.

[B]

They said, bring me that one. They grab one, right? They grab a skull of a direwolf.

[A]

15,000 years old, straight off the shelf. They literally ripped the barcode off, right?

[B]

They're starting to sweep, on a random Wednesday, this direwolf skull. And they go, oh, my God, this one's got DNA on it.

[A]

Still usable.

[B]

They got DNA from a 17,000 year old direwolf bone, okay? Right? Then they're like, hey, let's make a new one. Since we got DNA, let's go ahead.

[A]

And make a new one.

[B]

You want to know how they made a new one? How? They took ordinary DNA from gray wolves that are alive now, right? Just regular wolves that are outside.

[A]

So they stole an animal first off. They kidnapped an animal in his natural habitat.

[B]

They were like, hey, we need you to make something better. They said, come here. Come here.

[A]

And they took him, threw a collar on him, said, get this.

[B]

He said, come here. We need dire wolves, all right? They got that, right? And since they had the DNA from the dire wolf, they genetically manufactured the gray wolf's DNA to exactly match the dire wolf then.

[A]

This is nonsense.

[B]

Then they used regular German Shepherds.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

As surrogates.

[A]

Oh, you're kidding me.

[B]

And now we got two direwolves and M. Night Shyamalan's holding them, or whoever that director was. What?

[A]

The people that headed this operation, they need to serve prison time. Prison time.

[B]

There is no way people believe that the direwolf is real. The new direwolf is real.

[A]

Yeah. There's no way it's back. No. First off, if it's ever real. Secondly, the fact that you knew exactly what the it was pisses me off, and it makes me believe that you did. Wolf T shirt Wednesdays.

[B]

Oh, my God, of course I did. Oh, my God, of course I did.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God. I used to howl in. You know. No, like in recess. Whenever it would be like a little gray outside, out of nowhere. You know how you. You know.

[A]

But you're real close to a tornado. But it's not really.

[B]

You know, it's. The day starts out sunny, but when you're outside, it automatically is randomly gray. There, everybody was looking at the sky, like, whoa. And I was like, it's my time to be the center of attention. I did that.

[A]

You get to the top of the slide, every kid's like, wait, what the heck? They turn around, you're literally like, oh. At the top of the slide, Dude.

[B]

I. I convinced at least one or two of those dumb kids. One of them still believe it.

[A]

There's this kid. Papa, there's a werewolf in my class. I've seen it.

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[A]

Idiots. Back to the fake wolf, dude. Back to a fake dire German shepherd wolf.

[B]

So you don't believe the dire wolf reincarnation is real either?

[A]

There's no way. Like, I'm a friend of science, I guess I like seeing cool things.

[B]

Right?

[A]

There's just. That sounds like it's.

[B]

So how wild?

[A]

Took a real wolf. We took old wolf DNA. Then we took a dog, threw it in a blender. Now we have a species that hasn't been here in 10,000 years.

[B]

Yes. And then they're talking about the characteristics of them. They said they're shy from humans. They do look just like the direwolves. But honestly, it's 3D printed or something. AI, I don't know what it is, but somebody got real bored.

[A]

Someone got really bored. And that is literally a Saint Bernard. That is a regular dog. They're gonna sell it as this. They're gonna. There's gonna be a new museum for him. They're gonna be on the front of Time magazine.

[B]

Already there. The you're direwolf is on the front of Time magazine. And it says extinct. It's crossed out.

[A]

It's a money. It's a month. They're money grabbing.

[B]

It's the new dinosaur.

[A]

Oh, my God. Money grabbing. Money grabbing.

[B]

So I'm telling you, I've had this. I've had this Conspiracy since I was a kid that dinosaurs weren't real. They're money plays, museums for movies, for toys.

[A]

I like it for tv.

[B]

That's why they invented the dinosaur. But now we've been doing that for 100 years. We got to innovate.

[A]

Stole some furry.

[B]

No, I'm saying we got to innovate. Let's actually bring the dinosaurs back. Let's create these dinosaurs. You know what I mean, bro? You know.

[A]

You know that they're. They were saying they were gonna, like, do the same woolly mammoth.

[B]

Yes, they're gonna. Because they were around the same time island. Okay, but do we have woolly mammoth bone?

[A]

It's apparently. Apparently it's the same. They have usable DNA that they're going to impregnate an African elephant and a woman.

[B]

Now, why they got to make it black? Leave my.

[A]

Don't say it.

[B]

Y'all. Make it. Make it a white elephant. Make it a polar bear.

[A]

They're gonna impregnate a Boston elephant.

[B]

He's like.

[A]

But same. And then apparently, the birth. First off, it would suck to be a female elephant. I'm gonna say that.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Their. Their carrying phase of pregnancy, I think, is like 18 months.

[B]

And how long is that?

[A]

A year and a half.

[B]

Oh, so it's double. Human double. But they're double the size, so that makes sense.

[A]

They're way more than double.

[B]

Triple.

[A]

Can you imagine being an elephant?

[B]

No.

[A]

I can't either.

[B]

They're not. They don't have too much meat, do they? Like, they're. Oh, like you put a horse in an elephant.

[A]

Now, size to ratio, exact size elephant win.

[B]

That's why I never wanted big thighs. It's like the Depth perception is important.

[A]

Depth perception is important.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

You go. Exact same monster.

[B]

Quads.

[A]

Skin and bones. He's hanging. That's what. That's what it is.

[B]

100. The direwolf is bull.

[A]

It's bullshit. Grabbing money. Yeah, And I have a fun thing to go off what you said. Okay. I don't think dinosaurs are ever real. I think they were dragons.

[B]

Why do you think that? Ken?

[A]

Oh, my God. He came to play. Thanks, bubba. They're dragons.

[B]

Why do you think that?

[A]

Because all four corners of the earths.

[B]

Next. Popcorn.

[A]

All. Rewind. All four corners. Are you making me nervous?

[B]

Who did you just talk to?

[A]

Who am I losing?

[B]

He looked at the mannequin, and he started asking him questions.

[A]

I said, are you making me nervous? Okay. All four corner.

[B]

Is this real?

[A]

Yes, it's a full. All four. It's Something with the R's and the O's.

[B]

Dude. There's more skin peeling.

[A]

All four corners of Earth. There we go.

[B]

The Earth is round.

[A]

Yes. But that's a saying. Like it.

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

Yes, it is. It's a saying. Basically, all different societies, civilizations. There's drawings of dragons. Okay, there's drawings. Dragons.

[B]

There's no drawings of dragons in Texas.

[A]

There's no. Okay, Texas. What are the core corners? I'm saying, like, from your. It's a saying.

[B]

Yeah, but what does that mean? Like, so I've never seen a dragon around the world.

[A]

Like, in ancient, like, German, German, Germanic, like, Celtic traditions, there's depictions of dragons.

[B]

Ancient German traditions are not something we should go off of, if we're being honest. They had a rough little time period, if we think about it. It's not something we should completely sell to. You know what I mean? We should just buy into that one. I think that's what got them in trouble the first time, is just completely buying in. They're like, yeah, that makes sense. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's awful. Let's just follow the leader one step too far.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Dude, I don't really want to talk about.

[A]

No, we're not. No, I buried myself.

[B]

You buried me in. Done.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Speaking of things that, you know, dinosaurs and stuff we learned about as children, which is dumb and not true. That's why they're not a part of our history classes.

[A]

Dragons.

[B]

Dragons weren't a part of our history classes either.

[A]

Ancient Chinese calendar.

[B]

I'd never learned Chinese. And in school, you know about the year.

[A]

Like, the year of the dragon? Year of the month?

[B]

No, Only so many other animals that had years.

[A]

But it's a real thing.

[B]

Yeah, sure it is. Yeah, I know, and it's.

[A]

So why would they have. Why do they have 12 real animals in one table?

[B]

Okay. Name three. Fruit.

[A]

Name three fruit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, don't do that. Apples, bananas, oranges. Boom. Apples, bananas, oranges. Okay, I go.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

All right. Okay. So when we were young.

[B]

Stupid things. No, I am gonna confess something that I did whenever I was a kid, other than me being a wolf, and that's a fact. My senior year of high school. What?

[A]

That was eight years ago. Not a kid. You're a grown man.

[B]

No, I wasn't grown. Pierce isn't a grown man.

[A]

You did things that were illegal. You drove a car, and you made love. That's a grown man.

[B]

I didn't pay taxes.

[A]

The only thing you didn't do is Pay taxes.

[B]

Okay. So I was. I was a senior in high school. And this is 100 a true story. Right? We had this thing, like, I don't know what it was. It's like a senior bash or something. Like end of the graduation where it was like the whole school goes to the theater and seniors put on, like, you volunteer to put, like, it's like talent show, basically.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

And you go up there and you try to do something in your last hoorah, right? We had kids sing. We had kids that danced. We had kids that. What else can you do, really? Sing and dance?

[A]

They're like juggling or something.

[B]

Yeah, like. Like that.

[A]

You're 18.

[B]

And we had actually, like, great singers at my school. Like, ended up getting record deals. Like, they're great singers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Good dancers, too, that are like professional dancers now. I always wanted to show the school I had something else than. Other than basketball. This was my East High Troy Bolton, you know, last dance. I'm breaking free, right? I'm soaring, I'm flying. And in my mind, in my mind, I was going to have that moment where everybody was like, oh, my God, Peyton's up on stage. But then we're breaking free and then we go. It goes bananas in my lab coat, so. But I can't sing. I knew that I couldn't sing. But one thing I always did at my family parties was magic. I'm not potting right now. I'm not potting.

[A]

You. You had better be lying. You had. You've got to be lying.

[B]

Well, this is what happened. I was like, I gotta figure out, because I can do hand. I can do head up magic. Like one on one. I can get you. I can put lipstick on your palm. I can change your card. I was working on reading minds. I couldn't get that one. I could barely figure out what's going on my own. But I had to learn a trick that could get like 700 people. And I was like, I don't have the production that can do this or the funding. So I asked my principal, I say, hey, I want to do magic at the. At the show. And actually no one knows this, like, not even any of my classmates. So I went to my principal, Mr. Garcia, at the time, what's up, dog? I said, hey, man, I'm trying to do magic. And he goes, okay, cool. Like, what, you got a vet? What? You know what you're gonna do? Like, don't set anything on fire. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, I'm. That's magic. I'M a real magician. Those are illusions. I do magic. So I was like, I need a camera and a big screen and I was gonna do like a Promethean board. Like, or, like, you know, the little lamp things where I was gonna do the card trick on the screen with the camera pointing down. Everybody could see in the theater. And he said, peyton, we barely had money for our art department this year. Burn in hell and get out of my office. So I didn't end up doing that. Oh, but that's something I wanted to get off my chest because I saw it in my Google Docs the other day. I saw my high school Google Docs and I was like, writing out my. My show.

[A]

Peyton, that first off, that alone is an incredible story. And I was crying, laughing. The, like, imagery in my mind of you asking a grown man, can I do magic? I want to do magic. At 18 year old Peyton, right when you're about to go be a collegiate athlete.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

School is fully paid for and you want to do magic for 700 people.

[B]

Yeah, I still want to.

[A]

You are. You are. You are a literal, literal, one of a kind human being.

[B]

I haven't pitched this to you yet, but we are going on tour. Tickets available now. Link in the bio. Do I do it now on tour? Do we have Peyton's magic set? Peyton's magic set. I'm. You're.

[A]

You got to get vetted again. We got to make sure this lands. I'm not gonna go out there and you dud the show and everyone's like, what the. You're just like. You're like, oh. Oh, it's been a couple years. Pierce hit that song. He just turned to turn to dancing.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, I'm gonna get my. Take my shirt off.

[A]

I just will get a bad one. I go, oh, God.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That would be lit, though.

[B]

It would.

[A]

I do the toothpick trick.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Look.

[B]

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[A]

You've always had this weird thing with not eating candy and not having a sweet tooth after meals. I hate that.

[B]

I still don't.

[A]

Okay, you literally. But you literally just had chocolate 10 minutes ago. 10 minutes ago you ate a chocolate bar.

[B]

That's not candy. More of a snack than anything. Chocolate. A chocolate bar is a snack.

[A]

Chocolate's not candy.

[B]

No.

[A]

Chocolate. Chocolate's not candy.

[B]

No.

[A]

So. So Halloween people are. All of America, in other parts of the world, are passing out snacks. They're not passing out candy. They're passing out snacks.

[B]

Just because you give it away on Halloween, that makes it candy.

[A]

Yeah. That means it's candy. It's literally Halloween.

[B]

Okay, no, see, that's just a feature point. If I have razor blades, that's not candy.

[A]

You're literally looking me in the eyes and telling me you think chocolate is not candy. No, you're not being.

[B]

Candy's gummy and sweet.

[A]

Okay, I know you don't like these hierarchies, right? In these. These chain of commands and these trees of life.

[B]

When you explain things with so many words. I hate. Don't you. No, no, no, no. You're gonna start talking to me with fewer words.

[A]

Candy. Gummies. Chocolates.

[B]

Over.

[A]

Done.

[B]

What are pop Rocks?

[A]

Candy. That'd be in the gummy section. There's like. Okay. Whoa. Okay. Gummy. Hard candy. Chocolate. Hard candy. Gum.

[B]

Now you're being confusing. Okay, stop and slow down. What are you saying?

[A]

There's candy in a part of candy. Chocolate is literally like half of all candy. Okay.

[B]

What's a snack? What would you consider a snack that's sweet, that's not candy.

[A]

Fruit Fruit is a sweet snack. That's not candy.

[B]

What is fruit healthy?

[A]

Fruit.

[B]

Is fruit healthy?

[A]

Relatively.

[B]

So is chocolate. Chocolate is healthy. Oh, chocolate is healthy for you. By the scientist.

[A]

Okay, if ch. I want you. I want you, Mr. Health Nut, to consume chocolate every day. Let's see how healthy you are. Let's see how healthy you become.

[B]

Okay. My grandma is 94 and she sips red wine every day. Is red wine healthy for you?

[A]

Yes, in small portions.

[B]

And what do you eat? Red wine with steak and chocolate.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yes, you do. Charcuterie.

[A]

What kind of a crazy meal is your 90 year old grandma having every day?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

We need it T bone red wine and a chocolate bar.

[B]

Okay. Chewy, chewy granola bars. What is that a snack or candy?

[A]

That's snack. There's chocolate in it. Exactly. Chocolate chip.

[B]

So you're saying there's candy inside of a snack.

[A]

That the identity of a granola bar is not candy. It is snack camp.

[B]

They have granola bars that are coated in chocolate. Is that candy that you said?

[A]

Granola bars that are coated in chocolate. That is still a granola bar. They're making it better. They're making it sugary for the kids so the parents can spend money.

[B]

No, but it's not. Chocolate is not candy. It's a snack. If choc candies are candies or Jolly ranches. Pop rocks.

[A]

Hard candy. Hard candy.

[B]

Gummy worms, Soft candy. Licorice.

[A]

Depends how old they are. Hard or soft candy? I'll say it was harder. Soft licorice. I've had some. I've had some hard liquor, but that's candy.

[B]

Yes, chocolate is a snack. It's hearty.

[A]

You okay.

[B]

Hearty meal. It's a hearty meal.

[A]

Hearty meal.

[B]

It's hearty.

[A]

No, it is.

[B]

Chocolate is hearty. You.

[A]

You literally are saying. The only two examples you've given me is a. First off, you're strangely obsessed with granola bars. You keep saying granola bars.

[B]

Say I said it once.

[A]

There's. You said it twice. You said there's chocolate in granola bars. And chocolate submerged granola bars. Okay, take granola bars out of the equation. Just chocolate. Like Reese's. That's candy. Twix candy, Snickers candy, three Musketeers, candy, Milky Way. Those are candy bars and they're chocolate.

[B]

No, they're literally. No, they have chocolate in them.

[A]

No, no, it is like 90% chocolate.

[B]

No, there's nougat.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

There's nuts.

[A]

That's the 5 to 10%.

[B]

Okay, but if I eat a straight up chocolate bar, Just straight. The purest chocolate.

[A]

Pierce cut line.

[B]

It's not uncut chocolate. If I get uncut chocolate, that's candy. That's a snack. If I get a bag of chocolate, it's a bag of snack. It's a snack. A bag.

[A]

Chocolate.

[B]

Chocolates and chips are the same category.

[A]

No, they're not.

[B]

Chocolate chips are the same thing.

[A]

No, they're not at all.

[B]

Why?

[A]

You go to a concession stand, it says candy450. You hold up a Snickers. How much is it gonna cost you?

[B]

Because it's a candy bar. It's not the candy bar. That's not a chocolate bar. That's a candy bar. I just. Them. That's a candy bar, not a chocolate bar.

[A]

90 chocolate.

[B]

But it is a candy bar.

[A]

Meaning chocolate is candy.

[B]

Listen, what are three musketeers under chocolate bars and candy bars? Answer it.

[A]

It's all under candy. And you're saying it's not candy. You're screwing yourself.

[B]

No, listen to me.

[A]

It's all under candy.

[B]

So red. And you're looking a little racist.

[A]

It's all under candy.

[B]

Look at me.

[A]

All under candy.

[B]

Calm down and listen and internalize what I'm saying. Three Musketeers, Snickers and twigs. Those are candy bars, yes or no?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

A Hershey's is a what?

[A]

Candy bar.

[B]

It's a chocolate bar.

[A]

That is a candy bar.

[B]

No, it is a chocolate bar. It's a different name. What else can you call us? Snickers. What other category? What can you call it? Nothing.

[A]

Chocolate.

[B]

No, you can only call it a candy bar. The item you can only call a Snickers a candy bar.

[A]

It is chocolate.

[B]

You're not. You're just saying words to me.

[A]

You're just saying words.

[B]

You can.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

You can only call a Snickers a candy bar. Yes or no?

[A]

Yes. Or a Snickers.

[B]

Exactly. The brand name. I'm saying what the thing is.

[A]

Yes. Candy bar.

[B]

A Hershey's. You can only call it what?

[A]

Candy bar.

[B]

You can't call it a chocolate bar.

[A]

You can call it a chocolate bar.

[B]

Because it is a chocolate bar. It's a bar of chocolate which is healthy for you, which is a snack, and it's the same as a chip.

[A]

Then why is it sold in the candy aisle next to the rest of it?

[B]

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's.

[A]

You're lying to me in Christ. I'm not A Hershey's bar is not.

[B]

It's in the same. It's in the same amount as the chips.

[A]

When you go to Target to buy your gallon of water, your trash bags and your weird utensils, and you go to the exit, right, and you're checking out and you turn to your right, there's not a Hershey's bar right there next to everything else. What in the candy section they have at the checkouts for people to get sweet tooths and impulse buy at the very end.

[B]

You know what else they have there? Beef jerky. Dumb.

[A]

All with the candy in the same cast in the same shelf.

[B]

It's all right there in the same shelf.

[A]

Okay, then let's do this, Mr. Semantics. If you go to the candy aisle, can you buy a Hershey's on it?

[B]

No.

[A]

You're lying. Oh, my God, you're lying.

[B]

No, it's in the chip aisle.

[A]

Oh, my God, it's.

[B]

It's in the chip aisle. What's the difference between a chip and a candy?

[A]

What's been a chip in a candy?

[B]

What's the difference?

[A]

One's sweet, one's made to be candy. One is based around sugar. One is not. One is potato.

[B]

You can get chocolate starch, salty. Can you get chocolate without sugar in it?

[A]

Can you get chocolate without sugar in it?

[B]

Answer me.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. And whenever I get this right, I want you to kneel before me so.

[A]

You can get candy without sugar in it too.

[B]

But you just said candy. Chocolate coming from sugar.

[A]

Chocolate is candy.

[B]

You said it's sugar. I'm using what you said. It's sugar. It's candy. It's what you said. Watch this chat. Can you get a sugar? I can't spell. Can you get a sugar free Choco? How do you spell that? Chocolate bar? Can you get a Hershey's Zero Sugar? Top 10 best sugar free chocolate bars of 2025. Since we're using Google, kneel before thy name.

[A]

Since we're using Google, since we're using Google, you should. You should simply look up. Is chocolate candy?

[B]

No. Oh, that's weird, because I want the comments to say what they have to say.

[A]

Chocolate is 100% candy.

[B]

It's wrong. You're wrong. And I hate to be you in 2025. I would generally genuinely like. If I had a genie and I were you, I'd say, I don't want to be cam in 2025 because I'm losing.

[A]

You actually looked me in the eye and said that Hershey bars are not on the candy Aisle. No, but you're lying. You're choosing to lie right now.

[B]

Flour.

[A]

I don't care about any other example.

[B]

Flourish. Hershey on flour is in the spice section. Is flour a spice?

[A]

First of all, flour's not in the spice section. Where the do you shop? Flour's on the baking aisle with flour.

[B]

Okay, Flour. Flour and ice and flour. Flour and cake icing are in the same section. Right. Are they both the same thing?

[A]

They're on the same aisle. They're not exactly.

[B]

So just because something's in the same aisle doesn't mean it's the same thing. So shut up. God. You God. I work too hard.

[A]

Chocolate's candy, 100%. Please, God. If y'all let me lose this. If you let me lose this. You don't even. You just don't love me. You love him more. That's it.

[B]

Question for you. Speaking of chocolate. Genuine question, though. Don't understand how chocolate is made.

[A]

Have you ever thought about that?

[B]

Where are we getting this chocolate from?

[A]

I know there's cocoa and there's cacao.

[B]

What?

[A]

Cocoa beans.

[B]

And then what was the second one you said?

[A]

Cacao?

[B]

Cows.

[A]

Cacao said like C, A, c, a, o. I thought it was like a.

[B]

Cow with a stutter on it. It was like moo, moo, moo, moo, moo. That thing would have some strong beef instead of milk.

[A]

He just. You milk in the. You thought I was saying cow with this.

[B]

That's okay. Now it's starting to get bad.

[A]

I said cow.

[B]

No, I had a stutter for a little bit.

[A]

You did not have a stutter.

[B]

Yeah, I did.

[A]

You did not have a stutter.

[B]

No, but it's cuz one of my closest friends had one. And you know when you like get around for somebody. No, no. Is this too much?

[A]

No, I. It's that I was relating with you. One of my friends had a stutter and I tried to stutter on purpose to make him feel more included.

[B]

No, that's strange and wrong and your mom should have taught you better.

[A]

But that was. But I did it outside of my house. I never told her about it.

[B]

That's.

[A]

My friend would stutter in front of me. But I was young, though. It was all out of a genuine heart.

[B]

No. Yes. Everything. Because we were kids. Everything is genuine.

[A]

He would stutter in front of me, right? He felt bad, so I'd go, no problem. And I would do it back to him to try to make him. To make sure everything was good.

[B]

To try to make him feel, I don't know.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I don't know. I don't know if it can.

[A]

Yes, it can.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But.

[B]

No, but, you know, like, whenever you're around for somebody long enough, you get, like, their laugh at their traits. No, you like. You like, you. You're around your friends long enough, you start to pick up their laugh. Yeah, it was like, the same thing. Like, so I got a little bit of one, like, just being around him for so long because he's, like, genuinely, like, one of my close friends. And so I started to stutter a little bit, too. Like, we're around each other every day.

[A]

How much is a little bit? Just, like, without being a couple times a day or like a couple times a conversation day. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. What was I saying?

[A]

Cows. Okay.

[B]

But generally, where does chocolate come from?

[A]

That's a hell of a question. Like, I know. Okay, it's a bean. It's a bean.

[B]

Right?

[A]

And then now after that is basically where my knowledge.

[B]

Like, how does that. How does a bean turn into a beautiful Hershey kiss?

[A]

Oh, my God. I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

And there's no crunchy nut in my. In my.

[A]

No, in my chocolate.

[B]

Unless I get the almond version. If you do that. Golly, you need.

[A]

You're just now living life. You're not living correctly. If you buy almond chocolate, you're not living correctly.

[B]

Yeah. Your house needs Wellness checks.

[A]

Yes. 100%. Someone's in your basement. But I don't. That's a beautiful question.

[B]

Never understood it.

[A]

How do you think it works? If you had to guess, they had. What do you. Is it like a melting down, obviously, like fairy. Yeah. They're like.

[B]

Yeah. Just never understood it. And it's just so strange to me, all the variations of chocolate we can have and have that much of it. Because you've never. I've never been to a store that didn't have chocolate in it ever. Like, you can go to Dick's Sporting Goods.

[A]

You can buy a chocolate 100.

[B]

Everywhere you go, eat chocolate.

[A]

Okay. Oh, my God.

[B]

Episode gave me anxiety.

[A]

Is ch. Oh, my God. Is chocolate, like, kind of like the new. Like a new age and more mainstream, like, dinosaur.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Like ultimate money grabber. It's everywhere. You just proved a point. You can go anywhere and you can buy chocolate.

[B]

But chocolate's real.

[A]

No. Well, yeah. Is it? No, it's there, but it's. Why is it everywhere?

[B]

Because it's not real everywhere. Maybe it's not real. Maybe we're not eating chocolate. Look. What is chocolate? That's What I'm saying, what is the father of chocolate? Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, I know.

[A]

Said there's so many different kinds.

[B]

Exactly. Like, I know paper is from trees. Like, we go outside, which I'm still iffy. Are.

[A]

That's. Yeah.

[B]

But like, honey is from bees. I know where that comes from.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Who's the chocolate daddy? Like, where are they reproducing the chocolate from?

[A]

It's the beans, the cocoa beans, and the cacao. And now from there saying that I don't know where.

[B]

I know there's some milk in it, right?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

And there's so much milk out there.

[A]

And how's there white chocolate? I know those beans aren't white.

[B]

We just met white chocolate.

[A]

We did white chocolate. Cool guy. But there's white chocolate. There's brown chocolate. First off, who decides the level of the dark? Have you ever seen that?

[B]

Probably y'all. Y'all started that whole thing a couple years ago. That was probably y'all.

[A]

There's, like, percentages on the dark chocolate. It's like, this is 80% dark chocolate.

[B]

Yeah, dude. There's certain dark, dark, dark chocolate that I don't like.

[A]

I don't, don't. I agree. I don't like dark chocolate. Of course you do.

[B]

Set up. God, let just set up.

[A]

I'm not even kidding. Chocolate is. I would. I would argue chocolate is one of the most accessible things ever. Yeah.

[B]

And we don't know where it's from, bro. Somebody find that out. Anybody work at the chocolate factory?

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Willy Wonka. Yeah.

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Where's.

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Where's Charlie, too?

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You know, I saw this thing on Twitter that I'm just gonna ask you straight up as it is. It's scenario.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. You have to take a third grade math exam that is three hours long.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Don't have them.

[A]

Okay, caveat. You have to score 96% or higher. Right? If you score 96% or higher, you get a million dollars. Untaxed, immediately. If you don't score 96% or higher, life in prison, no questions asked. No questions.

[B]

I get my butt ready. I'm not, I'm not passing it.

[A]

Oh, oh. If you got thrown into this room, you got kidnapped, you're thrown into this room, they go third grade math for three hours, we give you a million dollars, you go to prison for life.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

96% or higher.

[B]

Genuinely, I don't know if I would pass a third grade math test.

[A]

Brother, it's third grade.

[B]

Should we try it? Should we try it?

[A]

You want to try third grade?

[B]

I want to see if I'm going to get a million dollars or life in prison. I do want to see how I do. Let's try right now.

[A]

All right. You want to see if you're going to get a million dollars or if you're going to spend the rest of your miserable life in prison. Here we go.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Third grade math.

[B]

Ms. Winkley, this is for you and you.

[A]

So 96%.

[B]

I don't know what that is.

[A]

I'd be willing to. I would venture to say if you miss one of these questions, you failed.

[B]

I'm going to jail.

[A]

Because we're only going to ask no more than 10. Very small here we go. You and your mom go to see a movie. I love these questions.

[B]

I've never seen a movie with my mom. I've never been to a movie theater with my mom. What? She doesn't like movies?

[A]

Oh my God. Crazy side.

[B]

Crazy stat.

[A]

Here we go. You and your mom go see a movie. The movie starts at 6:45.

[B]

I hate the 45. The quarters and all that. I've never been good.

[A]

The movie lasted for one hour and 15 minutes. Which time is the closest to the time the movie ended?

[B]

Wait, what time to start?

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Started at 6:45. It's an hour and 15 long.

[B]

8:00.

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8:00 is correct. There you go.

[B]

Thank God it was two fives because it makes ten. I remembered that. I remember that from third grade. That stressed me out.

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Okay.

[B]

I still have my freedom.

[A]

Samuel bought six.

[B]

What?

[A]

Now what are you gonna say about my dog Sam?

[B]

Hate that name. Just say Sam.

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Samuel.

[B]

Sam.

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Samuel bought seven bags of apples.

[B]

So many S's.

[A]

Each.

[B]

Bam. Too many S's. Say different words.

[A]

You go. They're intentionally trying to confuse these children.

[B]

Seven Sam's and six. Seven Sam's had in a Sally wagon. Here we go.

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Seven. Damn it. You got me confused. Samuel bought seven sacks of apples.

[B]

How many apples were you Each sack.

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Seven. Samuel bought seven sacks of apples. Each sack of apples contained six apples. How many apples are there total?

[B]

Seven times six?

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Yes.

[B]

Can I get a paper?

[A]

You're.

[B]

You're. No. I've always had problems with eights and sevens.

[A]

You're about to go to prison. You're about to go to jail forever.

[B]

Seven times six is really great because seven times six is 48. There's a rhyme, right? Seven times six, you're gonna me.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

I'm theirs in jail. I'm gonna be theirs. I'm gonna belong to some man.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

7 times 6. Stop saying 5. 10, 15, 20, 25. 30, 35, 35 plus 7. 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42. You see how I got there, though? You see how I got there, though? You see how I worked that out, teach? I ain't need no whiteboard.

[A]

Why was that the top?

[B]

A lot of my neck just popped.

[A]

Hey, we're good.

[B]

Luckily my.

[A]

Here we go. Simply solve the equation.

[B]

Stop with the asses. Stop it.

[A]

It's literally written like that. I'm not adding words. It said, Samuel bought seven sacks of.

[B]

Apples and he had six sacks.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Simply solve the equation. 32 divided by 8.

[B]

Are you kidding me. Wait, 6 times 8 is really great because 6 times 8 is 48.

[A]

No, but what is his thought process on that?

[B]

8 times 4? It's 32.

[A]

Okay, so 32 divided by 8.

[B]

4.

[A]

There you go. We're rocking.

[B]

I always get. I always get in the groove whenever tunes get involved. That's how they used to have to teach me. That's how they taught me my name.

[A]

We're rocking and rolling. What?

[B]

Pay in. And I. And they're like, it's a whole thing we had to do. And to get me out of my diapers. You were at six. Don't yourself. You dirty. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dirty. I'll be like, I'm going to the toilet off that song. Here we go.

[A]

At six years old.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. Hey, you're still good so far?

[B]

I'm still good. I'm still good. I'm not in jail.

[A]

You're not in prison yet.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Yet. A teacher bought 18 red markers and six boxes of blue markers. Each box had 10 blue markers, was the total number of markers the teacher bought.

[B]

Too much information. You got to say that again a lot slower. My brain could definitely not.

[A]

She buys 18 red markers.

[B]

Okay, 18 red markers.

[A]

18 red markers. She buys six boxes, blue markers.

[B]

So she didn't buy boxes of the red ones.

[A]

She bought solo packs of red. 18 numbers. She bought six boxes.

[B]

You're not helping.

[A]

18 red.

[B]

So she just brought 18 individual markers.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But then she decides to go with the packs of blues. Yeah, she's just being difficult. Who buys 18 loose markers?

[A]

And she's doing that to make your life possibly go to prison.

[B]

Genuinely. Who buys loose markers?

[A]

I don't even know how you do that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who sells one marker?

[B]

It's like the DVDs in the middle of Walmart.

[A]

Yeah, and you go the $5 movie box. She buys 18 red markers.

[B]

Individuals.

[A]

Individuals.

[B]

18 red markers.

[A]

Six boxes of blue markers.

[B]

How many. How many are in a box?

[A]

Each box contains 10 blue markers.

[B]

Okay, so she has 18 plus 10 markers. She has 28 markers at this point. Keep going, keep going.

[A]

How many markers does she have total?

[B]

28 markers.

[A]

Oh, my God. You're going to prison.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Wait, no. You're going jail. No, say it again.

[A]

A teacher bought 18 red markers.

[B]

Right? She has 18 markers, and she bought.

[A]

Six boxes of blue markers. Each box has 10 markers in it.

[B]

Oh, 60. So 60 blues, 18 reds, 78 markers.

[A]

He's a free man Again. He's a free man.

[B]

Don't snap for me.

[A]

It's in a jazz club. Final question to determine if you're going to prison or if you get a millie. Untaxed third grade math. A jar is full of nickels and dimes.

[B]

Careful. A jar is full of nickels and dimes. How big is a jar?

[A]

It doesn't matter. There's 368 nickels in the jar. Okay, 368 nickels.

[B]

Careful.

[A]

There are 109 more dimes than there are nickels.

[B]

Okay, how.

[A]

What is the total number of nickels and dimes in the jar?

[B]

368. 368?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

There's 368 nickels.

[A]

Do you want a whiteboard?

[B]

Yes. Give me that one. 368 nickels. Hurry up before I lose it. Give me that one. Give me that. No, don't throw three. Okay, before I forget, do you smell like baby urine?

[A]

No. This thing's so hot. Such a hot.

[B]

So there's 368 nickels. Nickels.

[A]

368 nickels.

[B]

It's 368 nickels. 368 in. And there's 109 quarters dimes. Dimes.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. So sorry. It's 368 nickels. There's 109 more dimes than there is nickels. How many total nickels and dimes are in the jar?

[B]

And we're looking for how many. We're looking for how many nickels and dimes there are. That's what we're trying to find.

[A]

We're looking for Indy.

[B]

Easy, easy.

[A]

He started tapping. He said, so I'm gonna read it one more time.

[B]

Your voice confuses me and it stresses me out. Okay, so there's three. There's 368 nickels, and there's 109 more dimes. So let's do that. Let's do 368 plus 109. 4, 6, 17. That's right. 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. Wait, 17. 4617. 4617 total quarters. Four hundred and sixteen thousand 416. 7. 404,617 nickels and dimes. That's a big jar.

[A]

You're going to jail.

[B]

No, no. Okay. No, it confused me because I was writing upside down. 368 plus 109.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think you can do that.

[B]

Oh, it's because I went backwards.

[A]

Yeah. I don't think you can do that anymore. I thought you forgot the fine art of that.

[B]

17. Carry that seven. 477.

[A]

That's your final.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

I'll give you no.

[A]

Okay, you get one last read through.

[B]

And so we're done with 109 now.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Okay, so we have all our numbers. So 368 dimes. 368 nickels, right? Yeah. We had 109 more dimes. That means there are 477 dimes. 4,000 wasn't even close. So 477. 7 plus 8 is really great because 7 plus 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 6 plus 17. Me. Oh no, I could just do 7 plus 7, that'd be 14. Put that there. 4 plus 4, that'd be 8. I'm trying to see if we're done with everything. 845 nickels and dimes.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, wherever you are sitting right now, stand up and congratulate him. He's not going to prison.

[B]

He's a free man.

[A]

He's a millionaire. 8:45. Let's go. I told you to do it. Now imagine literally a mansion. 2 hours and 45 minutes more of that. Now we're talking prison time. Now we're talking jail.

[B]

Dude, they put some hormones in the kids milk nowadays.

[A]

Oh, they 100 do. Those kids are sipping HGH fresh off the. Wake up. You know what I thought about the other day?

[B]

What?

[A]

I could. I could literally shut you down with a bowl of cereal and an ice cream sandwich. How shut you down? I could end you. I could end you with an ice cream sandwich and a glass of milk and you would literally be uninhabitable. You'd be dead on the ground. I could end your life. I genuinely had that thought the other day.

[B]

I was driving because I'm lactose.

[A]

Cuz you're super lactose.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I. If I faked you out, if I hit a little crossover, I said ice cream sandwich, glass of milk, you'd be done.

[B]

Oh my God, that'd be so bad. And that proves that chocolate is not a candy. An ice cream sandwich.

[A]

What?

[B]

What's ice cream sandwich?

[A]

Ice cream sandwich. Ice cream with.

[B]

What else?

[A]

You think that's. You think that's chocolate on the outside of. Answer you. You think that's actual chocolate on the outside of an ice cream sandwich?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know which one of us is more stupid right now.

[B]

Tim, are you. What is on the outside of the ice cream sandwich? What's the bread part of the Ice cream sandwich. What's the sandwich?

[A]

Oh, what's the bread part? What did you just say? What's the bread part? You think that's just hard chocolate and it's magically fluffy.

[B]

It's fluffy chocolate. That's. There's different variations of chocolate. It's like a graham cracker. Chocolate. It's like chocolate graham cracker.

[A]

Am I dumb? A chocolate. Exactly. If it's a chocolate graham cracker, it's not chocolate. It's.

[B]

No, but it's like.

[A]

No, I'm flavored graham cracker.

[B]

No, you said chocolate. No, it is chocolate. Just designed.

[A]

Just airy and fluffy.

[B]

Yes, it's airy chocolate. It's like a muffin. Chocolate. Muffin. Chocolate. Muffin. Chocolate's not a flavor. Chocolate is a thing.

[A]

And that thing is candy. Chocolate is a sweet candy.

[B]

No, stay on what we're saying. What is on the outside of an ice cream sandwich?

[A]

It's not chocolate.

[B]

What is it? What flavor is that?

[A]

I don't know. It's flavored as chocolate. It's not chocolate.

[B]

Chocolate isn't a flavor.

[A]

You. Chocolate is a flavor.

[B]

No, it's not. You can't get chocolate flavored something. You're thinking chocolate or you're not getting chocolate. There's no flavor. Chocolate.

[A]

Not true, Kim.

[B]

That's 100% a fact. You're gonna piss me off. There's a little.

[A]

There's literal chocolate syrup.

[B]

There's chocolate and what is chocolate syrup?

[A]

There's chocolate milk.

[B]

It's. It's chocolate.

[A]

There's chocolate milk.

[B]

Because what's in it?

[A]

Chocolate flavoring.

[B]

No, it's. Chocolate is in there. It's melted chocolate and milk youk think.

[A]

You'Ve been so lied to, You've been so deceived. You think the bottles of the Hershey's syrup.

[B]

Yes, because what is Hershey's?

[A]

You think they took their chocolate bars, just threw them in a microwave, and then packaged it as syrup?

[B]

Well, I'm not sure what the meltdown process was, but yes, Chocolate is not a flavor. Talk to me.

[A]

You think that chocolate syrup is 100% chocolate just melted down?

[B]

I'm asking you a question. Chocolate is not a flavor. Chocolate is a thing.

[A]

That is. That concept right there is awful what you're saying. There's things and then there's flavors of those things.

[B]

Is ketchup a flavor?

[A]

Is ketchup a flavor? Yes. Ketchup is a condiment, but there's ketchup chips, some of those Japanese Doritos. There's literally a ketchup version of it that's like onion. Onion is a vegetable. There's onion flavoring. There's nothing onion flavor. There's sour cream and onion.

[B]

There's nothing chocolate that's labeled chocolate. Something that does not have chocolate in it because chocolate is an ingredient. You can use chocolate in anything, everything.

[A]

Then everything's an ingredient.

[B]

That's not true. True.

[A]

What is not an ingredient that you.

[B]

Could use in something that you can use in everything. First off, you could put chocolate in anything.

[A]

You can put chocolate in meatloaf and it'd be good. It'd suffice. No, then don't say that.

[B]

I'm saying that anything that is used for chocolate is not a. Chocolate is not. Chocolate's not a flavor. And you're pissing me off. I really don't want to be friends. I'm not going to your funeral, so. Or your kid's graduation. Chocolate. Dude Cave just hates chocolate. He's vanilla. Vanilla, Vanilla.

[A]

Don't say that.

[B]

Nothing too dark.

[A]

Don't say that, dude.

[B]

Yeah. I tried to give Mouth I like high a chocolate bar. Cam was like, get that away from him, okay? And then I handed him a little. Hand him a little.

[A]

Because of anything. No background noise.

[B]

And then Cam went into his diaper bag and pulled out the biggest vanilla platter I've ever seen. He was like, son, look, this color good. Get us out of here. Get us out of here.

[A]

All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back. Episode 160 of the you should know podcast. He's insane. I'm a lunatic. And you are all crazy as well. We absolutely love you. Biggest announcement. Most important announcement is the tour is finally here. All of the tickets are out. All of the tickets are available now. They are selling very rapidly, I hope. Oh, I do too. But if you want to get that, you shouldknowstudios.com all the links for the different cities are there to go. Grab your tickets right now. We cannot wait for the tour. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be incredible.

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Or you can just click the link at the top of the description. It's right there, too. Too. The tickets are right there. If you're on YouTube or if you're. If you are driving or whatever, just wait till you get home. Www.you should o studios.com boom.

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Also in both of our bios on Instagram, it is there. It's very easy to find. Go find it. Get your tickets. Lastly, our koala club members, they have already bought their tickets. They've had their tickets for about a week now. They always get first first access to any and everything we do because they are in the Patreon. We love them. If you want to join that amazing family that is also in the description. We absolutely love our club members.

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Also, merch is available. If you're on YouTube. You can just click the merch down here below. There's tour merch and you will get it in time before the show. So you can wear the Peyton vs Cam World Tour merch. It's also available. Sorry, Malachi.

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Okay.

[B]

He didn't like it.

[A]

Oh, we're confused. The casuals get you a karma with this week's secret code.

[B]

Something about chocolate, right?

[A]

Cic.

[B]

Chocolate.

[A]

Cic.

[B]

Chocolate isn't candy.

[A]

Wow. What a curveball.

[B]

We love you so much. I remember. Wow. One out of two koala bears. Don't be over Christmas. We'll see you next time. We'll see you on tour. Get your tickets.

[A]

I just got played on my own part.

[B]

Wow.