WE BROKE THE LAW ON CAMERA! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast – Episode 205

Title: WE BROKE THE LAW ON CAMERA!
Date: February 23, 2026
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy (Wood Elf Media)
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Episode Overview

This episode blends the hosts’ signature friendly roasting, hilarious personal stories, and candid self-deprecation while recapping a tumultuous casino weekend. The duo also spills on a mild brush with the law, debates the etiquette of greeting cards, discusses the logic of emergency contacts and vehicles, and closes with a rank of NBA player hotness—always peppered with quotable jabs and infectious energy.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Casino Chaos & Birthday Surprises

[03:10–16:33]

• Surprise Birthday at the Casino:
  • Peyton was tricked into going to the casino so his friends could throw him a surprise birthday party.
  • “It was probably the best birthday I've ever had. So I appreciate you.” – Peyton (04:45)
• Wild Encounters:
  • The crew recounts meeting an over-the-top casino dealer with “cracked energy” who flirted with the boundaries of professionalism.
  • “He grabs this ball, he goes, you want it rough or you want it nice and soft?” – Cam, quoting the dealer (08:40)
  • Dealer joins in their “big black” roulette chants, making everyone at the table uncomfortable and amused.
• Their Losing Streak:
  • “We lose. And I mean everything. We lost everything.” – Cam (12:16)
  • Recounts the series of oddball casino staff, including the sweating blackjack dealer and unsettlingly forward conversations (“You kiss your sister too, right?”).
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Peyton on the dealer: “He was having a day.” (04:12)
  • Cam describing the dealer’s energy: “He took a literal jackhammer and went through the ceiling and then put a trampoline and…went boing and went through the threshold.” (07:04)
  • Cam describing their luck: “Today’s not my day anyway.” (12:35)

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2. Federal Crime: Opening Neighbor’s Mail

[18:00–25:53]

• Accidentally Breaking the Law:

  • Peyton recounts accidentally opening a neighbour’s mail, discovering Pokémon cards inside, and then pawning off the neighborly courtesy to Cam.
  • Cam, going above and beyond, leaves an unnecessarily detailed ring doorbell message at the neighbor’s, rambling for over two minutes to explain the mistake and apologize.
  • “You’re such a good person, it’s hard to be around you.” – Peyton to Cam (18:04)
  • “No, that should never… I’m such a good person that it’s hard to experience.” – Cam (18:17)
  • “You opened it, by the way, as a black man in America, I was terrified. I was like, I cannot go down for this.” – Peyton (20:05)
  • Cam reads out their own address on the camera—much to Peyton’s alarm.

• Greeting Card Etiquette Debate:

  • The hosts hilariously argue about whether it’s necessary to write personal messages inside purchased birthday/holiday cards (Cam says YES, Peyton is nonchalant).
  • “If you buy cards and don't write in them, that is a pointless purchase.” – Cam (24:17)
  • “The whole point is just the thought…I went to the card aisle, found something that was funny or sentimental, and this is for you.” – Peyton (24:30)

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3. Friendships, Emergency Contacts, and Adulting

[29:02–37:05]

• Emergency Contact Choices:
  • Peyton is surprised Cam would list his wife before his best friend on paperwork; Cam argues practicality wins (insurance, logistics, etc).
  • “I will never put my wife as my emergency contact over you. Because I trust you with survival.” – Peyton (30:57)
  • “She's my wife. So what's my blood type? You got no clue…Liv does.” – Cam (30:38)
• Handling Emergencies:
  • Peyton describes why he wouldn’t trust his girlfriend Sarah as his emergency contact, humorously highlighting a balcony encounter with a wasp (“definitely allergic to wasps") and her ineffective reaction, segueing into a string of failed pronunciations.
  • “She is definitely allergic to wasps…She did three circles…slowly backed into the house…” – Peyton (37:23)
  • “Adults with asthma, really big pet peeve of mine.” – Peyton (37:56)
• Friendship Accounting:
  • More playful jabs about who makes who a better partner/friend and if tit-for-tat dynamics belong in close relationships.

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4. Emergency Vehicles: Where Do They Get Gas?

[46:54–55:01]

• Ambulance at the Pump:
  • Peyton is disturbed at seeing an ambulance “pumping gas at a 7-Eleven,” sparking a logic debate about emergency vehicle refueling practices.
  • “Why the is an emergency vehicle at a 7:11 Getting gas?” – Peyton (47:15)
  • Cam posits stations might only allow “top offs,” but probably need to fill up at stations too.
• Tangents on Ambulance Protocols:
  • They riff on if ambulances ever turn off, who drives them, where ambulances “sleep,” and the mythos of emergency services.
  • “Ambulances have hard narcotics in the back. That's a hazard.” – Peyton (49:28)
  • “They're the UPS of bodies. They're FedEx. They're body FedEx.” – Peyton (51:47)

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5. Dream Jobs and Body Maintenance Confessions

[39:39–44:42]

• PI/CIA Fantasies:
  • Cam, inspired by bingeing Homeland and TikTok CIA stories, spies on his wife at home for practice—only to be caught by her ("You're being creepy").
  • Peyton: “You don’t have the body type for that. I mean, your hips are bad. Toes infected, I mean…” (42:17)
• Toe Maintenance Revelations:
  • Cam: “Right now, all I use is a pocket knife…I've lost all feeling in that toe.” (42:42)
  • Debate over clear coat on toenails: Peyton says it’s about feeling good, like nice underwear for yourself.
  • “Who the is seeing your talons to where you need clear coat?” – Cam (44:16)
  • “It makes me feel good.” – Peyton (44:23)

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6. NBA Hotness Rankings

[60:54–66:08]

• Hosts React to Top 10 Hottest NBA Players List:
  • Critiques and playful banter about the rankings (“Anthony Edwards being seven is wild”; “Kelly Oubre not even in the top 25—criminal!”).
  • “Kelly Oubre in person—I got butterflies.” – Peyton (61:35)
  • “Dwyane Wade is the hottest player…You just got accustomed to how he looks. Dwyane Wade’s a good looking guy.” – Peyton (64:43, 64:55)
  • Other noteworthy mentions: Giannis Antetokounmpo, Jared McCain, LeBron James, Rick Fox, Nick Claxton, OG Anunoby.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On accidental lawbreaking:
  “You opened it, by the way, as a black man in America, I was terrified…” – Peyton [20:05]
• On casino antics:
  “He was making him spin. He took a chip…I lose, like, $500 like that.” – Peyton [11:00–11:02]
• On greeting cards:
  “If you purchase a card and you don't write anything in it…that is a pointless purchase.” – Cam [25:17]
• On emergency contacts:
  “I will never put my wife as my emergency contact over you.” – Peyton [30:57]
• On ambulance logic:
  “They're the UPS of bodies. They're body FedEx.” – Peyton [51:47]
• On personal grooming:
  “It makes me feel good. It's the same reason why you get designer underwear.” – Peyton [44:23]
• On NBA ‘hotness’:
  “Kelly Oubre is not a top 10 all time looking…he's not in the top 25?” – Cam [65:11]

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Memorable Segments & Timestamp Highlights

• [08:40] Casino dealer’s outrageous innuendo.
• [20:05] Peyton's concern opening neighbor mail "as a black man in America".
• [24:17–25:53] Greeting card writing debate.
• [37:23–37:43] The “wasps” allergy story and Peyton's struggle to pronounce it.
• [47:15–52:14] Ambulance refueling & "emergency vehicle" debate.
• [44:23] The clear coat on toenails rationale.
• [60:54–66:08] NBA Hotness Rankings discussion, including Kelly Oubre snub outrage.

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Tone & Atmosphere

Gleefully chaotic, uninhibited, packed with witty barbs and comic side-tracks. Peyton and Cam bounce from personal vignettes to wild hypothetical debates with brotherly ease, injecting sincerity amid irreverence. Their trademark banter—playful, at times “edgy,” but warm—anchors even the episode’s most absurd tangents.

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For New Listeners

If you want a flavorsome mix of candid friendship, chaotic energy, and off-the-cuff debates on everything from casinos to the etiquette of birthday cards, this episode is a must. It's a sample platter of the show’s strengths: storytelling, roasting, and the kind of realness that only comes from best friends with zero boundaries.

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Interested in more behind-the-scenes and bonus topics from this episode?
Check out their Patreon and the YSK Unplugged channel for extras and exclusive content.

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Secret code for the week: “CFH” (Casino From Hell) – leave it in the comments for that good karma!

Transcript

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please.

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We got co host cam

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back in the studio.

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Yeah.

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Go, Kevin. Hey, Kim. There. You like those? Class. No, no. See, See you always.

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I thought you were doing it too.

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I give you. No, this is like. Like a. This is like a princess clap. You were.

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Oh, I was. Hell, I was with the princess and I was clapping. It was just a different version.

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Right before we started this episode, I was like, I'm not going to start the episode off making fun of your pants. Worst pants I've ever seen.

[B]

These are not the worst. What? Genuinely. What is so wrong? You own red sweatpants.

[A]

No, I don't. Oh, yes, I do. Oh, I do. I do.

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You've worn them in the last, like, maybe two months.

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Oh, you cannot compare the two red sweatpants those you got out of Ronald Mick Donald's closet.

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These I got out of Nordstrom. That's where I got these from. These are good pants.

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Big bang, Hank. Big bank, Hank. I'm gone.

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Did any friends join in? You said big bank. Big bank.

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Hey, you saw me look for it too.

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You said big bank. Hey, big bro, Are they.

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No. You look good. Come on. Go, Cameron.

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Go, Cameron.

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Hey, whoa. The hip. No, the hip. The hip.

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We got.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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No, I heard a little click.

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No, some click.

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Some really did.

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I think it was a ligament. Went right over ligma smell like.

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Come on.

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Oh, come on.

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We got close. Cam. How was your week, bubba? How was everything?

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P, P, P. Yes, sir. We had a great week.

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Me and you did have a great.

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We had a fan.

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Robbie was.

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Robbie was there too. We had a fantastic week. Now, I, I. I would be. I'd be lying if I didn't say. I think that might be your story to tell.

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What? What?

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But when you ask me how my week went, I go straight to across the border, northern border, to across the northern border, to Oklahoma. I go. I go. You asked me. I'm thinking straight Guadalajara. I'm going straight across that northern border.

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Yeah.

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And that casino, that casino trail.

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Oh, dude, we gotta stop going to the casino. Me and you first. Last week. It was a kilt. We saw a kilted man mess with his manhood.

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Or scheisse, which does. I still think about that. German language, Irish clothing, English. What are we doing?

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English, like regular American.

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Regular Caucasian.

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Yeah.

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It's like he's. It's like a. It's a quadruple cosplay.

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He was having a day.

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He was. And then he goes and talks to his friend. He's like, hey, what's up, man?

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Yeah. But me and Cam and Robbie, we went to the casino again this last weekend. Little did I know it was to take me away from my house because y' all threw me a surprise party. Thank you, guys. It was very fun.

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El distraction and a key for anybody that ever wants to throw a surprise. If you go with what they want to do, as long as it fits

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the agenda, it hits it helps with the veil.

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Helps.

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It helps.

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He was the one that wanted to go to the casino. The original plan was, hey, let's go to the gym and let's go to the mall. And he said, I'm not lifting with you. And I went, all right. So I was like, I'll go to the casino. He had no clue.

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No, it was really good. It was really good. It was probably the best birthday I've ever had. So I appreciate you. Come on.

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Come on. Yay.

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Pierce didn't show up.

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Yeah, no Pierce. He's a fake friend.

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It's okay. But we went to the casino again, and can I say, we met somebody that came from hell. And, like, not trying to be mean, seems like a sweetheart. I mean, God didn't put his hand on him.

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Oh, no, I think God put his hand on him, but there was already both hands of Satan pulling him down. He said, no, this one's mine.

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Yeah, he took him. So we went to the casino rather early in the day. It was noon. And, Cam, you could not get over us going to the casino.

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It felt strange. Like, I was like, man, first off, it's a weekday. I'm surprised I'm not changing that diaper.

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Yeah. He goes, guys, doesn't this feel weird?

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I was like, this is liberating, man. Oh, come on. Like, I was. I was stoked that I was out of the house. Hey, it was sick. It was good. It was good.

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Love you to death. Never say you feel stoked again.

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Oh, dude. I was stoked. It was liberating. This is awesome.

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This is awesome. We're saying a bunch of references from episode three.

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Go to the Patreon or go to On Ysk Unplugged.

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You'll get those references.

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But, yeah, no, he might. He might actually. Like, his birthplace might be hell, yeah.

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But. And I feel bad saying that we're making fun of him, but if you. Cam, you're gonna say what he said at the. At the roulette table. So we get to the casino. It's, like, noon or, like, 1:30. I don't even know what time it was. It was early in the day. It was. And so they were still setting up new tables.

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Yeah, they're still like. Like, popping open the packs of cards, getting them all shuffled, and just clearing their tables, counting the bankroll. So we walk up, and they notice us. They're like, what's up, guys?

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They. The dealers.

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The dealers. The workers. Yeah. And we're like, hey, y', all, how's it going? Like, just give us five minutes. It'll be open. No problem. No problem. So we come back, it's open, and I'm on the side of. If you're a dealer, honestly, in any form of customer service, if you have good energy, that's better. Like, it's better than just someone that's just.

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No, energy is important.

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Energy is very important.

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100%.

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But there is a threshold. Right. There's no ceiling.

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There is a tight limit of where.

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I mean, it's brick ceiling. It is just.

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Yes. Not a lot of wiggle room for getting past. Way too happy.

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And this this man was, without any exaggeration, he took a literal jackhammer and went through the ceiling and then put a trampoline and went boing and went through the threshold of the energy you're supposed to have.

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So we play my game. I wanted to play roulette. If you don't know, roulette is essentially, there's this wheel with a ball, and there's different colors and numbers on it. You either pick. You can pick just black or red where that ball lands. Yeah. I was feeling black, right?

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You were feeling black.

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Big.

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Big black.

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Everybody in the back.

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Big black man. Pierce goes, never in a million.

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So I was feeling black. I put a. Now when I'm gambling. I was feeling very degenerate this weekend.

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Yeah, it was. It was a good little nasty vibe we had going. So I want 30pm weekday vibe. Ye.

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I wanted to spend a grotesque amount of money at the casino. And so when I'm gambling this much money, there needs to be a. Like, a certain understanding between me and Cam, me and the dealer. We are here for the money.

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Chemistry is important.

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Like. Like, we are all on the side of making this bet win.

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Yes.

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Right. Don't distract me. Oh, and I don't know you, right?

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Oh, yeah. We're not friends.

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Yeah. And so while he puts the. I put a good amount of money on black, right? Now, if this ball doesn't land on black, I lose everything.

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Immediately gone. Immediately gone.

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And so I put it on black. He spins it.

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First off. First off, he did not even just spin it.

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Oh, yeah.

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He grabs this ball, he goes, you want it rough or you want it nice and soft?

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And I said, what'd you say to me?

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Roulette. I said, what, do you excuse yourself? He said, you want me to rub it or you want me to just spin it?

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Yeah.

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I said, sir, I want a new dealer. I want a new spinner now.

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Yeah.

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He goes, no, come on, talk to me. Talk to me. And he said that he has the ball and he's rubbing it on the little roulette wheel, going, come on, what do you want? You want it hard? So, yeah.

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And I said, don't talk. I'm a grown man. Yeah.

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And I went, you know what? Hard. He goes, all right. He sent that away, right? When he does it, he goes, come on. Starts screaming, no, no.

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If anybody else, like patron in this casino got to that octave, you're kicked out. Oh, yeah.

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Like, it's because he has that little vest.

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Yeah.

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And that nameplate that he can do that.

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So he goes. He Goes, you want it hard or soft? He spins it. What is.

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Come on.

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Screaming?

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And I'm like. At this point, I'm like, okay, the weird innuendo. We can go with that. The screaming. I'm a screamer myself.

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Yeah.

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So now I start to develop my own joke. We had a. We had a big bet on black.

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And so me and Cam have this thing. Me and Cam have this thing. Me and Cam have this thing whenever we're betting on roulette. If we're doing black or red, we. We come up with little chance.

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Little chance. Little quick little things.

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So I grabbed Cam's shoulder. I'm like, come on, big black. Come on, big black.

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And then Cam goes, added in bet. I said, come on, big black bet. We need a big old black man bet. And I threw the man in there. So we need a big black man. Big black man bet. And I. You not. The dealer goes, come on, big black. Oh, man. It was like, come on, big bet. Come on. We need a big black. Big black. Anything black. I said, yeah, we need a big man. A big black man bet. Big old black man bet. He goes, oh, big black. I said, what the. And I was like, oh. Oh, my God. Now we're not even looking at the ball.

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I was.

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I literally went. It said, big black. And he's like this. He's like.

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And then he's starting to grab chips and do tricks with him.

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He's like. He's making him spin. He took a chip. I said, what the. No, he took your. Okay. So it landed in red.

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Yeah.

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He didn't hit. So we lose the bet.

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So I lose, like, $500 like that.

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We go. He grabs the chip, and he goes, it's all right. We'll get him next time. Does a little trick with the chip, throws it, like, six feet out. And then that rolls back to me. He goes, we'll give him next time. He grabbed it. He goes, appreciate it. He goes, what's it. What you feeling red again? You feeling black? He goes, just make something happen.

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He's like, come on, big black. Big black. What the.

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Then he. Out of nowhere, he got on his tippy toes. Yeah, he got. He got significantly taller. He held it. He literally goes. He goes, yeah, man. And then he gets up, and he goes, yeah, y' all are pretty big, you know? You know, I like to think I'm six foot one myself, but y' all are big. And I was like, yeah, all right. He goes, what are we doing? We betting money, or you just want to leave this Thing we can go have fun together.

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I said, did heroin just hit Oklahoma?

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I said, he, no, you said, oh, they definitely got a new pack. He said, a new pack. Touchdown in. OK, so 100%. Yeah, bro. He was just. It was chaotic.

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And then.

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So this whole time, Remember how we said, robbie's with us? This whole time, Robbie had not eaten, and we left pretty early. He. And he didn't eat food. So he was like, the second I get there, I gotta eat. So we're playing, he finishes eating, we link back up, and we start to tell him about this, man. But he didn't get to experience it for himself. Fast forward two hours.

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We lose.

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We lose. And I mean everything. We lost everything.

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No, When I say that this was the worst casino trip I've ever been on. I think I won out of every game. I played blackjack roulet. Think I won three hands in, like three hours.

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Oh, y'. All. Y' all watched me at the one table. We all three played together once, pushed three times, and then I lost, like, 16.

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It was bad.

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And I went, all right. I was like, today's not my day anyway. It is. It's to the point of leaving. We're walking past these tables again, bro. It's still there. Still just. I'm talking cracked energy, just going crazy.

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We were telling robbie, you have to go.

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I'm like, robbie, bro, you got, like. You know you can yap. Come on. You got to do it for yourself. You have to experience it. He goes, no, no, look at him. He's working, man. I said, robbie, he probably. He's seeing behind him right now this man. He's not. He's not normal. I said, he is everywhere all at once. I said, you need to experience it, seriously. He goes, all right. And Robbie. Robbie walks up to the table of. There's four grown adults that don't know us that we have no business interrupting their game. They're sitting there playing. Robbie walks up and goes, well, how's it going over here? The guy in the middle of a shoe of blackjack. I want you to pretend the table's right here. He literally goes

[A]

dead dead.

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Then he pops back up and goes. He goes, oh, nun's down here. He literally go, oh, nuts down here. And I. And then bro and me and p. Are like 15ft back, and we're just like, oh, my God.

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Jenna was like, I hate him.

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He was like, I want to walk by. Go, hey, bro, just for you, real quick. And then walk off. Oh, my God. Energy was. It was hilarious.

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It was so fun.

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How do we have the other guy? No, no, they had. No, no, no. A new pack. Hit the streets. No, no, no. They have a little. They have a little weird little brothel right before they go deal.

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Oh, no, it was weird.

[B]

Oh, they sit there, they spank, sniff, do whatever. They.

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Yeah.

[B]

And then they walk in to deal cars for 12 hours. Oh, my God. This other guy was getting.

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He was like.

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He was like, it's 14. What do you want to do, hit or stay?

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Yeah.

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He said nothing. He goes, I bet that's a seven. He flips a ten. He goes, sorry.

[A]

At some point, he was trying to confide in us about kissing sisters. He's like, you kiss your sister too, right? And I said, brother.

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Yeah.

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I said, we're not having this conversation.

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Yeah. He literally said. He said something about whatever the context was. Like, oh, it's only close enough. Like, it's like kissing your sister. We've all done that, right, boys? And we went, no.

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I was like, no, I don't even have this. No, sir.

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And then he went, oh, okay. Two more hands. Like, oh, what do you know? It's like kissing your sisters, right? And we were like. We're like, deal the cards.

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Deal them. Yeah. And then the last table. The last table. We were like, this is like a last. Last ditch effort. We're like, let's just. We have a couple hundred dollars left. Let's play blackjack. We get to this table, and this dealer, when I say he had the biggest beats of sweat, like. Like, we. At some point, we almost called 911 for him. He wiped his forehead and 16 times in a minute.

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Oh, yeah. He was like.

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He's like, I'm dying under this heat, 100%. I was like, brother, are you okay?

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I was like. And when he said. I said. I mean, a bit stuffy, but I was like, I mean, for God's sakes, I'm not even. I don't have a singular sweat drop. Yeah, you look like you just ran a half marathon.

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We were like. I thought he had had a long day. I said, how long you been here? He goes, just started. Just got here. I was like, this is not a good start to your day, man. Are you.

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Are you. Is your left arm okay? Are you feeling something, bub?

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That's why I threw that out there. I was like, anyone else smell toast?

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Yeah.

[A]

If you'd have been like, yeah, dude. I'd be like, get him.

[B]

Okay, pit boss. Get him out of here. And K. Robs. K. Rob's throwing jokes Fake name. He's like. He goes, oh, Johnny, how's it going, buddy? How's your day? He goes, oh, just started. Pretty hot.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. He goes, oh, hell, you know, well, we've been doing pretty bad, John. What. What do you say we switch around? You know, I'd love to tip you. I gotta make my money back first. He goes, I can't promise anything. I don't control the cards. And I was like, you're real fun. I was like, you're awesome.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why was it no energy is about to die of a panic attack or whatever or literal crack? Yeah, there was, there was. No, no, we did have that one girl.

[A]

She was, she was cool.

[B]

She got. I mean, she took everything.

[A]

Yeah. All of our money, all of the

[B]

paper from my wallet.

[A]

But that was. That was our weekend recap on the Patreon exclusive. We're going to talk more about my birthday surprise and everything that. Because it was. It was the most wicked day.

[B]

It was sick.

[A]

It was a great time. So thank you guys for that. It was fantastic.

[B]

I wasn't sure if that was an appropriate applause, of course.

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[B]

are one of a kind in many ways and in more ways than I'd like to admit.

[A]

No, I tasked you with something this weekend before we went to the casino and by God, you're the only person that would do it this way. Oh, you know, you are. You're, like, such a good person that it is. It's hard to be around you.

[B]

No, that should never. And that's the world we live in. I'm such a good person that it's hard to experience.

[A]

Robbie knows what I'm talking about, too, so. And I don't know if I can admit this for legal, it was an accident.

[B]

Yeah, it's an accident. And you did. You literally did the right thing to do.

[A]

Yeah, well, I didn't do it. You did it.

[B]

I did it. Yeah. So if anything, I'll go to jail.

[A]

So for context, we have a mailbox at our house, right? But you have to go kind of across the neighborhood to go get it.

[B]

Communal one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, all, like, 60 are together.

[A]

And I'm lazy, so I never go check the mail.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you go once a quarter.

[A]

Yeah, we're probably, like, once every two months, me and CJ Will go to the mailbox and check the mail.

[B]

That is insane, right? So that is actually wild. You could have so many, like. Like, bills, letters, anything, and they're just sitting there.

[A]

So we went to the mailbox, and I. I'm not an adult yet. Even though I am. I'm not an adult. Like, I don't really check who the mail is for. It came to my house. I'm opening it. So I'm just tearing out 150 pieces of mail that have been sitting there since January 2023. I'm just opening up mail, and it comes to this one envelope, and I open it up, and a bunch of Pokemon cards come out of it. Like. Like, really packaged up nice. And I said, now, I don't. I'm not into Pokemon cards. Like, I'm not into the. The collecting. It's really cool. But I was like, is this a gift from somebody? So I'm looking at it. We grade them. We check on an. On an app to see what they're worth. That's crazy. Weren't worth anything. So I was like, oh, they can't be for me.

[B]

You know, you go, oh, my God. PSA 10. Original Charizard. Yeah, I'm keeping this.

[A]

And so I look at the envelope, and the envelope is for my neighbor. Right. They just brought it to the wrong house. And I said, because opening up somebody else's mail is a federal crime. Yes, sir. You could go to jail for that.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

So automatically, I'm glad you said that. You opened it by the way, as a black man in America, I was terrified. I was like, I cannot go down for this. So there was a conundrum in my brain. One, I either keep this card until I die, and they never know that these Pokemon cards made it.

[B]

And they think they got scammed. They lose a relationship with the buyer or with the seller.

[A]

Yeah. Or I get the nicest guy I know to go knock on their door and hand them this mail. So I tell Cam. I was like, hey, brother, before we go to the casino, I'll drive right past their house. Can you drop off these Pokemon cards? Cam goes, yeah, I guess I'll do it right. All I wanted Cam to do was go. They have a ring doorbell. I want him to go to the ring doorbell. Big. Hey, accidentally came to my house. We opened it up. We thought it was for us. She's gonna leave this here. Right? That's all. How long did that take? Six seconds. Yeah, me and K. Rob pull up to the house, let Cam out. I swear to God. Cam was talking to this ring doorbell camera for two and a half minutes. He had a full. No, not. Not pod. Exaggeration. Cam had a whole talk. A filibuster. He was in front of Congress on this ring doorbell camera. Now, when I say, he was explaining every detail of our day. And then what did you say? Like, give the breakdown.

[B]

So I said, at first, I knocked. I waited a polite minute. Minute passed. I knocked again pretty aggressively. And then another minute passed, and I said, all right, gotta go. Ring doorbell. Rang the doorbell. No one told me at this point. I go, okay, here we go. So I hit the button again, and I go, hey there, neighbor. I said, hey. And mind you, I'm literally like this. I'm like. Because, I mean, that doorbell is low as. I'm like, hey, neighbor. I was like, hey, we're across the street. Rip the whole address.

[A]

He said, my whole address to them. Like, first of all, you're not supposed to tell them where, because that's why I didn't want to go. So they didn't know it was my house that it came to. But you're like, hey, by the way, it's 705 pecan. We're right here. By the way, we opened your mail. Federal crime. By the way, it was us. If you want to call the cops,

[B]

I said, we're 705pekin, you know, right behind you, neighbor. I guess the. I guess the mail guy had a bit of a problem this day. He accidentally put yours in mine, right? We have a terrible Terrible hobby or habit rather of just waiting about two months to open mail. So we're just ripping through quick, you know. And I'm literally, by the way, saying

[A]

this to a doorbell, no one else.

[B]

I go, so, you know, man, we're just.

[A]

Yeah. I go, yeah, I'm like, this, six, seven, like this.

[B]

I was like, so we're just ripping through, you know, just. I mean, expediting. And I see some cards. I said, hell, you know, I like cards. You know, Charizard's my favorite. But I didn't order. These are not mine.

[A]

I'm not joking. He's doing this. I can. Interior, because we're rolling down the window. And me and Kron were like, what the. Taking cam so long. And we see all this.

[B]

Like, you would definitely think I'm getting response. Yeah, I'm talking to a wall.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A camera. So then it ends and I go. I go, hey, but anyway, just wanted to apologize for that. I'm gonna go ahead and tuck this away so no one sees it from street view. I said. And I literally go, you don't got much to work with here. And I said, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go right here. You see this? I'm going right here. That's where your cards are at, man. Hey, honestly, God bless.

[A]

Have a great day on everything. I literally said, God bless.

[B]

Have a good one.

[A]

God bless. I said, no, I hit him with the God bless. No, no, it's over.

[B]

It's over, man. I don't know. I guess I was just raised right and I just. I got.

[A]

There's a difference between raised right and just too much.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, that's def. That's Lisa just seeping through my veins.

[A]

Cuz if I were to do it, I'd be like, hey, bro, actually open the mail cards right here. Thank you, bro. That's it. See, but now. But here.

[B]

But that's fair. But I think I would want a more personalized touch the heart message.

[A]

Yeah, it's weird.

[B]

I like putting myself in the shoes of the victim.

[A]

Victim. I didn't do anything to him.

[B]

That is federal crime. I go, that they could sue.

[A]

You're the type of guy that gets like a birthday card and you're mad that they didn't write in the card.

[B]

Oh, 100%. Yeah, bro.

[A]

You know

[B]

this one? Happy birthday. No, but they could have elbow grease.

[A]

The elbow grease is going through. Finding something that's funny. Like.

[B]

Yeah, like, that's thin right on top of it.

[A]

Really?

[B]

No, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. You just might have said that if you buy cards and don't write in them, that is a pointless purchase.

[A]

No, it's not. Cam.

[B]

The whole point of no difference in than a text message at that point.

[A]

No. Yes, it is.

[B]

Actually. The text message is better. No, none of those words are from you. Nothing is from.

[A]

Your creative mind bought those words for you. The whole point of a card in general, look, the whole point of a car getting somebody a card for a gift is just the thought of, like, hey, I went to the card out. I found something that was funny or sentimental, and this is for you if you don't want to get them a card. Like, if you want somebody to write in a card, don't even ask for a card. Ask for, like, a loose leaf paper with a note on it.

[B]

I'd rather have that. I'd much rather have that. Because that's really everything you're saying about the card. You took the time. I thought of some funny words. How about you really take your time? How about you grab a spiral notebook and rip a piece of paper out, Go get a ballpoint pen, dust that, put it in the ink.

[A]

Okay. What if there's no writing in the card? But there's money?

[B]

I'll take the card. No, I mean, that's just. That's just because that's a placeholder for the gift. They don't want to give me a gift. But no, if you buy. If you buy cards. Genuinely, I'm not. I'm not even trying to exaggerate. If you purchase a card and you don't write anything in it. I'm not even talking. I write a whole soliloquy. You know me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you don't even sign the. If you don't even say xoxo.

[A]

Why do I have to sign it when I handed it to you?

[B]

No, why are you buying the card? What? You're spending $6 on cardboard for them to read something that is not your original thought?

[A]

Because it's an old man in a Speedo on a beach. Like, that's funny.

[B]

Oh, my God. Just. Oh, my God. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. That is pointless. No, that is pointless.

[A]

No, it's a thought.

[B]

So I think if you bought Sarah. Yeah, Matter of fact, did you buy Sarah a card for Valentine's Day? I know you got a great gifts or. No, probably not, right? Because you spent all day with her.

[A]

No, I got her a card.

[B]

And you wrote nothing in it.

[A]

Well, it was a Valentine's card that had a slot that said to and from. If it didn't have.

[B]

Hey, Pierce.

[A]

It was a Valentine's Day card, and on the back of it, it said to and from. If it was a regular degular birthday card that didn't have a prompt. No, I'm not writing in it.

[B]

That is so. That's almost psychotic.

[A]

I understand where you're coming from, but the fact you just.

[B]

You want us. You want to sound like Bruce Wayne or something. Oh, it's such a sentimental thing. Like. Oh, just. It's the thought I physically had to drag my own body to the store and sift through lines. And he spoke to me.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Happy birthday, babe. I love you. You're honest. You're an amazing person. You make me better every single day. What do you want to do? Today is yours.

[A]

But that's a lie.

[B]

And you know how much that costs? Zero.

[A]

See? You lie. I don't lie. You didn't make me better.

[B]

Oh, Liv has definitely made me better.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

100%.

[A]

Do you believe when people say their significant others made them better?

[B]

I think I. I would argue that is one of. That's. That should be one of the non negotiables for a partner.

[A]

I know my Sarah's 100% made me better.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

But I've made you better too.

[B]

No, that's fine. It's not a tit for t. It's not a tit. You go, my made you better is bigger. You go, I've made you awesome.

[A]

Do you. Do you agree with that?

[B]

You've helped with, like, one issue, but I have made you incredible. You go, I built this. No, no, you can't.

[A]

No, that's toxic.

[B]

You can't built this. You can't tit for tat. I go, okay, tit for tat.

[A]

How about in friendships? Do you think in friendships.

[B]

No, you shouldn't tip for tat either.

[A]

No, not tit for tat. I'm saying in friendships. Should you make your friends better as well.

[B]

You should. You should strive to. Really strive to make your friends better. But above all, you got to be accountability for them. I think that's.

[A]

I think you think you've held me accountable.

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[A]

In what?

[B]

Oh, I can't. Can't say it on the air.

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[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

I think our friendship is weaning.

[B]

You've been saying that for years and you have done nothing. Doubt it. I have. What are you talking about?

[A]

Okay. Genuine question, right?

[B]

Yes. Let's open the worms.

[A]

You know I've had a bunch of eye problems, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I've been to the doctor a lot.

[B]

Oh, I'll let you finish.

[A]

Shut the. Shut. Shut up.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Shut up. You made me drive in the snow

[B]

in Seminole State College in 2018, you prick. Let it go. 20. That's almost a decade.

[A]

I was sick as hell and you made me go to the doctor by myself.

[B]

I go, oh, I really wanted to play COD that night.

[A]

I'm gonna say, okay, look, so I've been going to the doctor recently, right? And I'm an adult and I don't have. I don't know what to do at the doctor as an adult. So, you know, they make you fill out the paperwork at the beginning. It said emergency contact on there.

[B]

Who'd you put you and why? Why did your soul. Why did your gnarled little left hand know to go, oh, see, a m.

[A]

That's not the thing. I know you because that's how it's supposed to be. You're my friend. Yeah. Right. My best friend. Yes. You're my emergency contact.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now when you fill it out.

[B]

Olivia Kennedy, every day of the week,

[A]

Olivia Kennedy, you would rather have your wife as your emergency contact and your best friend?

[B]

Peyton. It's my wife. It's.

[A]

I know her. Sometimes she gets lost in the own house.

[B]

She's like, she's not the best at navigational skills, and that's fine.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But she's my wife. So what's my blood type? You got no clue.

[A]

Liv does.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Does she? No.

[B]

She doesn't know. She doesn't know.

[A]

She doesn't even know your good spots.

[B]

She.

[A]

Oh, well, good Valde. Oh, God.

[B]

But she. If as soon as you're married.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I am going to tell you to stop writing me.

[A]

I will never put my wife as my emergency contact over you.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Because I trust you with survival.

[B]

The doctor's not some guy. Guy at a bar. It's not, oh, what's his favorite shot? It's a medical emergency. Yes.

[A]

And I would rather have.

[B]

I want my wife.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She has our insurance. What if. What if I got. God forbid some accident happens. I'm just like. I can't talk right.

[A]

I'm like, no, no, no, you can't do that.

[B]

Are you gonna have my insurance policy? You're gonna have my policy number?

[A]

I can find it, though. But emergency car.

[B]

Oh, my God. How can you find it? Who would you have to call live? Okay.

[A]

In an emergency situation, for somebody to help you in an emergency, you would rather have your wife than me. Okay, that's what I'm asking you.

[B]

That's different.

[A]

No, it's an emergency contact.

[B]

Contact for the emergency contact for the emergency. Meaning I am already in hands of someone that is. That's taking care of me. Like, this is my emergency contact.

[A]

When does the emergency contact get called exactly? When the emergency contact. You're already at the doctor.

[B]

If you're asking me, would I rather be in, like, a car wreck that's like hanging off the side of a bridge with you, or live you all day.

[A]

Say it loud. All day.

[B]

You, you, you, you all day. No, not live you, but emergency contact being dialed means we're probably already in an ER or something.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I need my wife there. Who has my kid, who has my. Our account information, all of our. Everything.

[A]

That's so she.

[B]

Is she like my left rib? It's like you were one.

[A]

Oh, don't do that, Internet. You're going to get all. I love the way that he talks about his wife. Be real.

[B]

I go, she's all right. I'm just kidding. She's a good girl.

[A]

I love my email. What did he.

[B]

What are you. Are you professing that you love sir? I think you just did that. I don't think you.

[A]

I think.

[B]

I don't think you said it on air that he loves her. The big L word. That's incredible.

[A]

I'm here for it. I really like Sarah.

[B]

No, don't you do it. Don't you do it. I didn't mean to sting the moment. Go for it. Rip it.

[A]

No, I love Sarah, and hopefully one day that. That might be my. My future wife, right?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

She's never gonna go on that piece of paper as emergency contact because I know what she's good at. I know it.

[B]

So then in an emergency, that's more of a red flag on you.

[A]

In an. This is how. No, because, look, I know her. She's bad in pressure situations. We were on our balcony, right? And she's deathly allergic to wasps. Wasps. She's deathly allergic to wasps.

[B]

I don't like how that's coming out. Wasps.

[A]

She's.

[B]

Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, we're having. You're seeing stars.

[A]

She's definitely allergic to wasp.

[B]

Oh, no. Oh, no, I think it's wasps. Wasp.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Oh, this is.

[A]

She's deathly allergic to this.

[B]

She's. Oh, come on. He said, here we go. She's deathly. Oh, it's getting hot. He's sweating. Oh, no. Oh, we're not leaving until you get it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's dead.

[A]

She is.

[B]

She's what? You're not getting no help. She's what? She's what? What is she. What's her problem? What's her allergen? Talk to me.

[A]

She's definitely allergic to wasps.

[B]

Wasps.

[A]

Wasps. No, dude, that tongue gets out there, don't it? Y' all say it, y' all say it.

[B]

Wasps. You go west in China. Wasps. Wasp.

[A]

She's deadly allergic to. Dude, that tongue is going to get off the sin. He's struggling with the death.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's. I think it's everything at this point.

[A]

She's definitely alert.

[B]

Oh, my God. Dude, that's like a Viking. More face.

[A]

She's deadly allergic to wasps.

[B]

There you go. That was your best one. Best one. A lot of mandible movement, though. He said he's deathly allergic to wasp. Like a Hannibal Fire Marshal. Bill, why are you rubbing your nipple?

[A]

What was that.

[B]

What was that maneuver you said? Oh, oh. You literally laugh. You said,

[A]

what's it called when you get puffy nip? Gyno. I think I got a heavy case of gyno. I think I'm getting gyno. Do I need testosterone? Oh, here we go. She has a. She has a deathly allergic. She's deathly allergic to wasps. Right?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yes. And so we were on the balcony, and I was smoking a cigar, reading a finance book, and she was.

[B]

What?

[A]

What's so funny. I was smoking a cigar, reading a finance book of the book finances for dummies or investing for dummies.

[B]

Oh, God, I don't know how long he's wanted to say that. Said, dude, I. I was sitting on my balcony smoking a Honey Lavender St on Chapter 4 of Investments while my

[A]

wife is standing there.

[B]

He's like, well, my butt naked wife sitting there making me up. Ribeye. How are you peasants living? He goes, Then I looked down at my Lamborghini huracan. I said, not today. Then I called out. I called out for my assistant Rena to come in and bet a $10,000 parlay slip on the Knicks. He goes, it was an average Tuesday. How was your week camp, you prick? I realized I had to run to whole foods, so I bathed in baccarat. Rogue said, went down. I said, no to the huracan, not to hurricane day. Said, I'm taking the G wagon. It's G like me. Let's go. Yeah, he said, I go to the whole foods, realize it's not good enough.

[A]

Erwan, here we come.

[B]

Can't put too many miles on the G wagon. Uber black me. Oh, Reena, how's the parlay?

[A]

Throw up.

[B]

He goes, then I get back home made disgusting, beastly to my wife.

[A]

He goes.

[B]

Then I went to sleep in my California king Egyptian cotton bed.

[A]

Oh, okay. So I was reading my book. So she's deathly allergic to wasps.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And so we were out there. I was smoking my cigar, read my finance book on my balcony on the third floor. So stupid.

[B]

It was so bright. I had to take off my. I had to put on my Louis Vuitton sunglasses.

[A]

This is so stupid. And so she was there, and I saw a wasp land on her shoulder. And this is why I won't have her as an emergency contact. I said, sarah, there's a wasp. Get inside. Get inside. She literally did three circles, and she was like. Like she couldn't figure out what to do. And she, like, slowly backed into the house when if she is bit by a wasp, she. She's dead. And she has EpiPens, but they're expired.

[B]

She did. I mean, that is. That is equivalent, right? Yeah, that's equivalent to having asthma and walking around with an inhaler that's empty.

[A]

Yeah, adults with asthma, really big pet peeve of mine.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It's like it's air defeated. What do you mean? It gives you problems? I mean, I'm like, we're quite literally required to take it in.

[A]

That's the basic necessity of life. Right.

[B]

So it's such a problem with it.

[A]

It's like a fish that doesn't know how to swim. Yeah.

[B]

It's like, why put it down? Yeah. Get rid of them, huh? Put them and make them a fillet served with some jasmine rice. Put a little lemon on him. Hit us that old bay and serve it up to John at Booth 8. Get him out of here.

[A]

I love those kind of those jokes we make because we have, like, this small community of people that don't like our, like, edgy jokes, and I love seeing their comments. Not a big fan of 3412.

[B]

Really rough on the ears around the edges over there.

[A]

Yeah, it seemed a little dense.

[B]

Oh, my God. So you were talking. You were talking about Sarah and y' all story? Yeah, bro, the funniest happened to me at my house the day after your party.

[A]

Okay. What happened?

[B]

So Liv was. Remember how Liv was leaving, like two out of town?

[A]

Are you okay? Yeah. I'm saying you just octave. Not get like, scared, like, low. Just now? Yeah. No, it seems like you were just trying to tell me a secret.

[B]

Oh, no, I didn't mean to. Sorry. You remember when live was leaving? Getting ready to leave. Like, I didn't realize. I know.

[A]

I thought you're like, something happened. Like, you got down real quick.

[B]

All right, so you know, the day after your party, you know how Liv and the fam, they were all leaving.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So for whatever reason, I woke up early as we were out late. Woke up early. I'm already tired. And I was still, you know, a little under the influence from the night before.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So it hasn't fully left my system.

[A]

Little hangover.

[B]

Yeah, little hang. I'm. What? Wasn't little.

[A]

Oh, you're. You're hungover.

[B]

I was hung turkey, hung turkey, hung turkey until the shower, and then I was cleared. But I've been watching a lot of the show Homeland on Netflix. Like, CIA show.

[A]

You won't stop talking about it.

[B]

I love it. And I've been seeing a lot of the John curiosity clips on TikTok, which is the ex CIA agent. He's telling all. Yeah, it's like, good morning. He's telling all his stories and stuff.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, the guy in the glasses. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So I've just. It's like I've been receiving a lot of CIA, so for whatever reason, I'm in a hoodie, and I literally tell myself. I go, I'm a practice right here. I'm gonna act like I'm a PI. Because he went off our thought. Because I had the thought at that casino, remember? I said, dude, I feel like I could be a good private investigator if I wasn't successful.

[A]

You did say that at the casino. So then the very head is massive. It's not just a height.

[B]

Big cranium.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I tell myself, I'm like, I'm a spy on my wife in this house right now. She's in there making eggs, right? This is unbelievable. Y' all know my house. I'm peeking around the corner. My ears are still ringing from the night before. Head hurts, tummy's up. Got a hoodie on, right? I think I'm sitting here watching my wife make eggs, and I'm like, literally, I'm a grown man.

[A]

Sneaking around your own house?

[B]

Sneaking around my own house. No one is involved in this game that I'm playing with myself.

[A]

All in your head.

[B]

And the best part, there's not a winner or a loser to the. There's no scoring.

[A]

There's nothing that comes out of this.

[B]

Nothing I gained from this.

[A]

Except for a creep and a grippy sock.

[B]

Maybe in a grippy sock. Maybe straight jacket.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm sitting there on this corner. I'm peeking, hedges, right? And I swear to God, all of a sudden, lives right behind me.

[A]

She goes.

[B]

She slapped my head. She goes, what are you doing? And I went, what the Said, who's cooking eggs? It was my mom. I was so bad in my own house and being like, in my. No one knows this house better than me. And I'm thinking, I'm watching my wife.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm like. She goes, what are you doing? She was like, you're being creepy.

[A]

That's hilarious.

[B]

I was like, what the. Oh, yeah. Not for me. Not for me.

[A]

How do you sit with yourself after that? What is the immediate thought afterwards?

[B]

I immediately got in the shower. I said, yeah, pretty hungover. I'm getting the shower. And I was just like this.

[A]

I love that. Oh, what?

[B]

Oh. Huh? What is your dream?

[A]

I would argue.

[B]

I'd venture to say take this out. Definitely be hard with the family. But that would be one of my dream jobs. Like, obviously, I couldn't start now.

[A]

You're kind of, what, being a CIA?

[B]

Like in the CIA? Like, field office or something like that?

[A]

For real, it's your dream job.

[B]

That would be one of them. Like, it's.

[A]

You know, it's not like the movies, right?

[B]

Have you. Have you heard of. Have you watched that guy's clips? John Kuryaka's clips?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But no, there's definitely.

[A]

He's like that guy that says that he killed Osama. He's up there with me.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Like, I don't know how fabricated your stories are, you know what I mean?

[B]

But there's definitely different, I'm saying, being one actually, in the field.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like a deployable agent.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think that would be sick.

[A]

You don't have the body type for that.

[B]

Not at all.

[A]

I mean, your hips are bad. Toes infected, I mean.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I bought fungal patches for my toes, by the way, off TikTok Shop. Sort of got it in. Got a 22 pack coming in Thursday.

[A]

Buying fungal patches for your infected toe off of TikTok Shop. Might be a misdemeanor.

[B]

$11.99.

[A]

You trust that? You gotta stop. You're like the clavicular with that toe. You'll just put anything on your body.

[B]

Right now, all I use is a pocket knife. So I said, it's gotta be better than that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll be sitting at the computer and go, wow, she's real gunky today. Whip that old blade out. Go.

[A]

Yeah, put it right here.

[B]

And I go like this. I literally hold it upside down, and I'm going. You'd think I'm carving my initial in a red oak. I'm going, I've lost all feeling. I've lost all feeling in that tone.

[A]

Okay. What were you talking about?

[B]

The.

[A]

The dream job.

[B]

I'll show you Thursday when they come in.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

All right. It's 22 of them. I only need it for one toe. Yeah, dude, that's 22 consecutive wears. You can use one I don't have.

[A]

In fact, my toes are clean. You want to see my toes?

[B]

But I'm saying just to experience it.

[A]

Grate my toes.

[B]

It's like a tri. There's something that came out of that sock. That foot.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

First off, the fact that your third toes, your longest one, is crazy. Your third toe is out. Sticking your big toe in your second toe, that's disgusting. Those toes, we'll get. We will get demonetized if Robbie's foot comes out of his. Yeah, that's the cleanest.

[A]

Yeah, it's a good.

[B]

Shiniest.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Widest little paw I've ever seen.

[A]

It's nice.

[B]

And you have the same small, little black prickly hairs that my wife does on their big toe. I mean that literally. If you. If you just hid the pure size, the sheer magnitude of that paw, I'd be like, that could be Liv's foot. It could be that it? You get clear coat. You get clear coat on your feet. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Clear coat feet.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Because I'm not gonna forget my question, but you need to explain why. Because I. I honestly.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Clear coat on your hands. You're the one that put me on that. That's nice. It makes you look really well groomed.

[A]

Well groomed.

[B]

You're very clean man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who the is seeing your talents to where you need clear coat?

[A]

What I do in the bedrooms under your concern? One, two. No, you want me to be honest? You want the real reason why I get clear coat on my toes?

[B]

You don't even own a pair of flip flops.

[A]

It makes me feel good. It's the same reason why you get designer underwear. You know what I mean? Like the same reason you get like, Calvin Klein underwear.

[B]

That's also not true.

[A]

Because you skims underwear.

[B]

You bought Calvin Klein. You bought skims, and then you bought crop tops to show them off. So if you got clear coat and then you went and bought some little sandals and make more sense.

[A]

Right. I think it's just like, you know, under there is a present. You know what I mean? And so you just feel the same reason why you keep your. Your, Your.

[B]

Your.

[A]

Your downstairs groomed.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Well, that's. I mean, sometimes because, you know, you

[A]

want your muffin to be pretty regardless of your muffins getting eight.

[B]

You need that muffin to be pretty.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. The muffin will be gone. Plate will be clear. Yeah, but who you want a good muffin with nice crystallized sugar up top? You want a little from the lunch line?

[A]

Yeah. You want a good muffin? You want a good muffin? I got a good muffin on my foot.

[B]

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[B]

Oh God.

[A]

So I saw something driving back to my house the other day. Really, really threw me off. I saw an ambulance at a gas station pumping gas. And I want everybody to think about this. Why the is an emergency vehicle at a 7:11 Getting gas?

[B]

Hey man, their cars run just like ours, don't they? They gotta wake up and put boxers on just like we do.

[A]

Don't ambulances and fire trucks have to have gas stations in their home base?

[B]

I would assume they got maybe like a refuel policy. Like, like they can, they can top your glass off. But I don't think they have enough for like just, just full blown. I could be wrong though. Brilliant question. But at the same time I ah,

[A]

cuz I was driving past, I was driving past 7:11. I saw an ambulance. It literally had a nozzle in their thing.

[B]

I've never seen that.

[A]

And I was like, I've never seen this. That is a hazard on so many levels.

[B]

That has to be. What if they get a call in the middle of pumping gas? Yeah.

[A]

Or what if like they had somebody in their car like they're in emergency vehicle.

[B]

Trevor's like, I'll take Wintergreen 6 milligrams. Let me get the Snickers and 40 on pump eight. Yeah.

[A]

He has to go back and say

[B]

what pump are we on?

[A]

What is that? What does that say?

[B]

The guy's sitting back there, his legs carterized. He's like, he goes, you want peanuts?

[A]

Diet coke? What do you need from inside? Huh?

[B]

Asking somebody strapped on a gurney that's got an IV in hey bro, you need a snack is crazy.

[A]

And it's an emergency vehicle. You don't have shifts of when you know action's about to happen.

[B]

You're on call.

[A]

Exactly. So what if getting a call but you don't have any gas. You should that.

[B]

I feel like an ambulance responsible.

[A]

Yeah. An ambulance should never leave its home base without a full tank.

[B]

So what if they don't have gas? Like they don't have that at the base.

[A]

I don't think that's a sufficient government sanctioned base.

[B]

I don't either. I don't either. But they might not. They might. It might was. It was a.

[A]

No, it was a full ambulance. Like.

[B]

No, I wasn't asking that. Was it an underfunded community? I'm just. I mean that's where I live. No, they're well off. I go. They're well off.

[A]

But this is that crazy to me. But I've also never seen like a 711 Chevron pump outside of a fire station.

[B]

Here you go. I don't know what you do. You opened up a new mythical mystery wormhole. I'm going. I, I think mine. Without any previous talks about it or knowledge. I think mine's probably most spot on. They probably have a little thing that can like top them off at the good morning. Top them off at the, at the station. But they have, they have to stop and get gas. I don't think there's anything. I think it's more of a no,

[A]

they can't, you know, they can't stop and get gas. You know why? Because ambulances have hard narcotics in the back.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

That's a hazard. That's like a Brinks trucks.

[B]

Trucks get gas.

[A]

Yes, but Brinks trucks are also armed and armored and they have somebody in the back.

[B]

I'm sure there's a police officer or

[A]

at least one or not in ambulances. There's not police officers and ambulances.

[B]

One guy with a Glock. There's not one guy.

[A]

No, those are doctors and nurses. Those are not.

[B]

Just because I got a lab coat and a stethoscope don't mean I can switch to my up. I'd let me sit in the back. You don't try to bust in and try to steal all the Narcan or whatever.

[A]

Yeah, but that's.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

You can't have that. That's what I'm saying. It's just irresponsible to leave an ambulance running because you can't turn off an ambulance in public. You can't turn off the engine of an ambulance.

[B]

I don't think that's a thing.

[A]

Ambulances engines never turn off.

[B]

That's not real that is. That is not. That can't be real ambulance. Ambulance's engine never turns off. You stand by that statement in public?

[A]

No, they can't.

[B]

That is moronic.

[A]

They can non public.

[B]

So they don't even cut the. They don't cut. If you don't turn the car off when you saw him pumping gas.

[A]

No, they. Name one time.

[B]

Think.

[A]

Look at me in my eyes. Think of one time you've been in public since you're an adolescent where you've seen an ambulance not turned on.

[B]

I can't even tell you. Four times I've seen an ambulance up the top, right there. Like that's a very specific. But I'm saying there's no. What's the benefit it.

[A]

You can go, you're an ambulance. You have to be the second on the scene.

[B]

So answer me this. So an ambulance is delivering a patient that they just picked up?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Everyone out of the car leaves. One guy stays in there knowing he can't leave without his crew. You think the engine's on?

[A]

They don't take everybody out. There's always one in there.

[B]

Dude, were you a doctor? What are we doing? How do you know?

[A]

Were you.

[B]

Were you in the field?

[A]

No, I've been around ambulances a lot.

[B]

You did a ride along with a guy. What are you talking about? You've been in ambulances a lot. I would love for you. I'd love for you.

[A]

I said. I said I've been around ambulances a lot. Where I live by. I've always lived by a hospital.

[B]

Ambulances are at the firehouse. Are.

[A]

Are you nuts? So are cops there too?

[B]

Could be, but they have their own station.

[A]

So do ambulances. Ambulances have their ambulance station.

[B]

Where's it at? Hospital. That's the hospital.

[A]

And that's where ambulances go to sleep. That's where they stay.

[B]

So what's the purpose?

[A]

Right.

[B]

What's the purpose of the ambulance?

[A]

To ambulate.

[B]

So the purpose is to bring people to the hospital.

[A]

Bring and take, receive, drop off and pick off. They're the ups of bodies. They're FedExes. They're body FedEx.

[B]

They're body FedEx.

[A]

They ambulate. Yeah, they ambulate.

[B]

Fire trucks put out fires. They go to put out the fire, then come back to home base.

[A]

Fire trucks aren't just for. For fires. They're the first on every scene.

[B]

Actually, it might not be a firehouse, but they're not.

[A]

They're not state.

[B]

They're not. What is there bat cave under the hospital?

[A]

No.

[B]

So Fire trucks, things going on.

[A]

Fire trucks stay at the firehouse. It's named after it.

[B]

Yeah. Police stay at the police station.

[A]

Ambulance hospitals.

[B]

No, that's a hospital. That's for the nurses and the doctors.

[A]

And who drives the ambulances? Nurses and doctors.

[B]

Wrong again.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Cops, firefighters and paramedics.

[A]

Firefighters don't drive ambulances. That's why they fire trucks. That's cross contamination.

[B]

P. You think about this. You think the doctor. The doctor. Oh, 75's gonna be a boys. He's driving to the incident. He's gonna assess the guy, have other people throw him back, drive back to the hospital, and they go, give me five. I got a scrub in.

[A]

Those are emergency. There's hospital nurses and there's emergency nurses. Those are e nurses.

[B]

Where do the nurses work? Where do the n nurses work? Peyton, if they're hitting. Nurses work in the hospital.

[A]

That's why they bark at the hospital. I'm telling you, so.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[A]

You just figured out what a nurse was today?

[B]

What?

[A]

Cause you didn't know what they were. What did you just say? You didn't know what a nurse was.

[B]

Oh, he's gone. Oh, you're so far gone. Oh, my God. He got. He got bit by one of the wasps. I saw his ass. He is out of there. When did I ever say I don't know what a nurse is? No, the nurses prep the doctor, take care of the patients. The doctor performs the surgery.

[A]

Yes. Doctors and nurses.

[B]

The paramedics and the EMTs. Paramedics are nurses half the time. Firefighters.

[A]

Para. No, a paramedic is a medic. A paramedic. You're a pair of medics.

[B]

2.

[A]

Oh. Oh, my goodness.

[B]

You're in tandem. You're like, dude, we gotta call. We gotta go now.

[A]

Fix.

[B]

Oh, my God, bro. Speaking on the medical world. Yeah, my grandma's doing good. But speaking of the medical world, I thought you were gonna wait.

[A]

Wait.

[B]

No, I thought. I honestly felt it. I, I, I honestly was going for a cool moment. Yeah, I had this weird thing in the back of my left arm that I just thought you were gonna wait.

[A]

No. Are you on? Did you hit what you hit at the casino?

[B]

I thought it took something. No, I'm just kidding. No, I was really. I was trying to. I was trying to curate a pretty cool moment.

[A]

What are you saying?

[B]

I said medical world. I literally had a slight inkling because I never, you know, you don't want to over promise and under deliver, which I've done. You don't want to over Promise.

[A]

I feel like I just hit a crackpipe. That's fine.

[B]

Welcome to. Welcome to the fever dream. I had a tingle thinking you were going to say, now just if every time you talk, it restarts.

[A]

Right?

[B]

That's how that happens.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You talk during the voicemail. I didn't hear it started over. Okay, you start over voicemail. I said,

[A]

you can redo a voicemail. That would have saved me a lot of confusion.

[B]

I said, speaking of the medical world, I had a tingle that you were gonna say, how is your grandma?

[A]

I haven't thought about her in a while.

[B]

That's fine. Meemaw's doing she.

[A]

Well, she's doing good. Yeah. Dude, I can't. Sorry to interrupt you, Malcolm. So my parents came for the surprise party. They went back home to see Malcolm. No, he's alive, but he was laying on the ground whenever they came in. And so they're. They were recording him. And they were halfway in the house. He didn't know they were in there. And they had to be like, hey, Malcolm. He goes, oh. And he got real excited. He did, like, a front barrel roll is actually pretty athletic.

[B]

I mean, but what are the odds? 1 out of 10 he meant to do that.

[A]

0. He has little control of the extremities now.

[B]

Basically, I was saying I was trying to call your call of asking on my grandma, and it was gonna be this amazing moment, like, oh, my God, I can read your mind. I completely missed. So I'm gonna continue with what I was doing. That was that. Right, Right. So speaking of the medical world, I saw a tik tok the other day. What happened, Doctor? Are you okay now? I can't see. I don't think this is good. I can't see. I don't know if this is going to be okay. Oh, that's a liter and a half of water. You haven't even opened it. Something's coming out of my eye, basically. Oh. Oh, my God. You're crying profusely. Oh, my God. Like, I had a good. I had a good little chuckle, but you were tearing up. Oh, wow. I saw a TikTok of this doctor who was on call. He had just left his ship shift, but he was on call. He gets to his house, they call him, hey, there's an emergency. I just said call six times. I just said call six times in 10 seconds. Hey, I don't care. He just got to his crib. He wanted to go to sleep. He got a call saying there was an emergency, that he had to come in because he's on call and perform an extensive surgery. And he pronounce. He documented the whole thing. And then the surgery was seven hours.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Have you ever thought about that, though,

[A]

for, like, doing something for seven hours straight?

[B]

Think about back to your very short stint of reality, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The orange theory. Think about a shift, right? That's eight hours.

[A]

Yeah. No, it wasn't.

[B]

What was your shift, like four or five hours? Oh, yeah. You're part time. They didn't want you there.

[A]

Hold it. Yeah.

[B]

So take your shift. Double it.

[A]

Yeah. Pass to the next.

[B]

But imagine that entire time you are over another human being.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Doing the smallest of cuts, the smallest of nips here, draining this, moving that fat with a whole squad behind you. And you don't, like, you don't. There's no break.

[A]

Yeah, you can take breaks.

[B]

No, I know, but I'm not. I'm saying, like, there's not like a lunch break. I heard, like, you said half an hour. You're like, oh, it's turkey club's killing it.

[A]

You don't take lunch breaks in the middle of surgeries. I think you just cover it up. You. Well, I'm saying, like, so, like, there's like the head surgery, right? And then there's all the people. Scalpel, oxygen, whatever they get.

[B]

Someone's getting a lobotomy.

[A]

What's that? The bro. My grandpa got one. That one of those? Because he was left handed and black. They're like something. This is all up. Rest in peace. He died. I mean, never got to meet the man, but he did get a lobotomy because he was left handed in black. It was a troubled time in the south.

[B]

I thought you said because he had a headache.

[A]

No, he. No, he was left handed. No, he had a headache after the lobotomy. I'm sure that's a. It has to. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

[B]

Oh, dude. That's slowly growing to one of my biggest fears, though.

[A]

Bottomies.

[B]

No racism as the whole. It's getting up there.

[A]

Seriously, Pierce goes. Nothing to be scared of. This is so strange, man. But I'm saying tag me in. But I'm saying. I'm saying that I don't care, man. It's one of those episodes. You know what I mean? Dude, you know, if you're. If you're here this far, you're not going anywhere. You made it. You're 52 minutes in. You're not leaving. Yeah, right. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like it matters in the first 30 if you're here after that, you're Staying around, man.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

In the comments, if you made it this far, do you like this? Like, honestly so.

[B]

Oh my God. Sorry. This is. Yeah, this is wicked. Oh.

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[B]

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[A]

Yeah. So you.

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Edwards being seven is wild, by the way.

[A]

All right, you want to go through the list and we can go from the top 10, 10 to 1. No, Anthony Edwards is a smoke show.

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[A]

No, he's hot as.

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Yeah.

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All right, boy, you got me.

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No, this is a bad list. Like, I don't know who put this list together. I want to know what they look like.

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Fox.

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No, it was a. It was. I saw who it was. I saw their tik tok as they were doing it. It was a. It was A group of guys and girls and it's like they run like a sports website.

[B]

So top strange panel to be a part of.

[A]

Yeah, it has to be what you would think. Okay, I'm about to read it. I'm about to read it. Here we go.

[B]

Kelly Uber is not on the list. We need to, we need to send an email to.

[A]

I saw Kelly Uber person. I got butterflies. Yeah. Yeah. So here we go. Starting from 10. One is the hottest, right?

[B]

One's the hottest.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, here we go from 10 to one. One being the hottest. Number 10 hottest player in the NBA, Giannis Antetokounmpo.

[B]

See, that's very, that's very 50. 50 with women.

[A]

He's a good looking guy.

[B]

It's weird though with women because I think as a guy I can objectively be like, honestly, you know, we're not

[A]

talking about women, we're talking about us.

[B]

Oh, he's a good looking man. Ten suits him. Yeah, ten.

[A]

Number nine, Jared McCain. A pretty guy. He's pretty. I've been watching his vlogs. He's good mouth, like he has a good looking girl. He has a good pretty teeth and stuff.

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Good teeth.

[A]

He's an okay season drive away. He can go number eight.

[B]

LeBron James, my glorious king should be number one. And there's no doubt about it. Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. That's another weird one. Surprisingly not.

[A]

He's a good looking guy. He's a good looking man.

[B]

A lot of feet. I know we're not going to the eyes of the women. We're going for ourselves. But he's, he's, he's not terrible. He's just, he's old.

[A]

He is an older gentleman, but looks great. Like whenever I see like his like tunnel, you know, the videos, him walking in the tunnel.

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Great outside beard is still pristine. Up top.

[A]

Well, once he wears the durag, it covers that up. It's good. All good. Next. Number seven, Anthony Edwards.

[B]

He's got to be higher.

[A]

He's top three, Mitchell.

[B]

I mean, he just oozes aura.

[A]

Yes, yes. Number six, Kevin Love.

[B]

I get it now.

[A]

Silver fox.

[B]

I can understand it. That, that's a good, that's a good silver fox. Now hear me out. I'm let you. I'm gonna let you finish this list.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm gonna rip two names that immediately are better than Kevin Love if they're not on this list.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Immediately hotter guys.

[A]

Number five, Rick Fox.

[B]

Told you.

[A]

Rick's Fox was.

[B]

He was, he was.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Rick Fox was probably in his day.

[A]

Oh. I mean, not Wilt numbers, but not.

[B]

I don't believe that. I don't believe Wilts. I don't believe Wilt's body count as much as you don't believe his 100 point game.

[A]

Yeah, well, yeah, actually. I actually don't believe in number next one. We're getting into tricky waters here. Number four, Tristan Thompson.

[B]

I thought you were about to say Trey Young. I was about to say, hell no.

[A]

No, Trey Young. Not in the top five.

[B]

No, not in top five.

[A]

But Thompson.

[B]

Oh, they like a little scandal.

[A]

Yeah, I don't. I'm not. I'm not heavy on Tristan.

[B]

I'm not for a top five. No, there's no way.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, you like Tristan.

[B]

He's a good looking guy.

[A]

He looks like that other black, number three. I've. I'm always bad at his name. Ochi. Last name Og.

[B]

Anunoby.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah.

[B]

I could see it. But I'm gonna go no. From a woman's perspective, I can see

[A]

if he's got a good. He's got a good. He's good right here. I like this.

[B]

Yeah, but it's more than just that.

[A]

I'm gonna give you two.

[B]

Pierce, get ready to look up number two.

[A]

We're in the top two now. The second hottest NBA player according to this list. Nick Claxton.

[B]

A lot of females. A lot.

[A]

Good looking guy. I wouldn't have him in the top two or the top five. There's. I think we got hotter players.

[B]

We got to have hotter players in our league.

[A]

The fact that Kyle Korver is 17 is wicked.

[B]

Kyle Korver used to look like.

[A]

Stop. Number one. The hottest player in the NBA according to this list.

[B]

Drop it.

[A]

It's got to be Dwyane Wade. Wow. They have. Dwyane Wade is the hottest player now. Dwyane Wade, I think you just got accustomed to how he looks. Dwyane Wade's a good looking guy.

[B]

He was. Dwyane Wade was a smoke show. Yeah.

[A]

You've seen his underwear shoots, especially in his prime.

[B]

Well, as soon as you heard Rick Fox, that should have put that to rest.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm. I'm more baffled that not only was Kelly Oubre not number one, that means he was nowhere on the list.

[A]

No, they are having the nerves.

[B]

Kelly Oubrey is not a top 10 all time looking.

[A]

He's not in the top 25.

[B]

Rui hacha mora.

[A]

Oh, Ruiz.

[B]

A smoke show.

[A]

He's beautiful, bro. He's a beautiful man.

[B]

And then and then you go and look up a documentary. He's just, I mean, fluent Japanese.

[A]

Yeah, he's a good looking cat.

[B]

Rui Hachimura, Lori Markanen, Jalen Durie. I'd have to see Lori Markkanen. Yeah,

[A]

if we start bringing G league stars in us, I don't have a chance.

[B]

Oh, my God. Not a. Not an absolute chance. I mean, Javante. Yeah, he's next level.

[A]

That was. That was NBA hotness.

[B]

That was NBA hot. Make it. You're the beat guy.

[A]

NBA. NBA hotness. NBA hotness. NBA hotness.

[B]

NBA hotness. NBA hotness. NBA hotness. All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming Back to episode 205 of the you should know podcast. Like my main man P said in the intro.

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Yes, sir.

[B]

Episode four of the doc, which, jokes aside, let me get my regular voice. Very, very monumental moment. Monumental episode. It was honestly one of my. The craziest, most beautiful things I've ever done in my entire life. I'm sure the crew feels the same. Episode 4 is available right now on Patreon. Make sure to go watch that. That's the first link in the bio. Go over to the koala club. Episode three is out on unplugged. Y' all are showing unplugged love ysk

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unplugged on YouTube, baby. Go, go, go, go.

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See you next week. Don't forget, confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret little code. Leave it. Especially this. This was a wicked one. We're going C, F H. Talk to me.

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Cops, fire trucks. Wait, what'd you say?

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Casino from hell. Casino from hell. Yeah, they have an employee that says birthplace.

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Hell yeah. We love you guys. Remember, 1 out of 10 koala bears don't get home to Christmas. And we will see you next time. And on the Patreon exclusive episode coming out Wednesday.

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