WE CRASHED INTO A STRANGER! | You Should Know Podcast

Summary

You Should Know Podcast Episode 182: "WE CRASHED INTO A STRANGER!"

Date: September 15, 2025
Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy
Episode Overview:
This episode is a classic display of best-friend banter between Peyton and Cam as they unravel the story behind a minor car accident, share hilarious and painfully awkward real-life mishaps, and deep dive into personal anecdotes about relationships, anxieties, and the quirks of adulthood and fatherhood. Listeners are treated to both laugh-out-loud moments and genuine insights into their lives, complete with a pop culture review and debates on seasonal superiority.

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Main Themes & Purpose

• Friendship & Banter: The show’s heartbeat is Peyton and Cam’s playful, candid friendship, filled with roasts, confessions, and storytelling.
• Minor Car Crash & Responsibility: The titular crash is recounted, sparking a group debate on who among the crew is the worst driver.
• Anxiety, Social Awkwardness, & Adult Life: Peyton shares stories about his struggles with anxiety and social interaction, while Cam reflects on his growing “dad” persona.
• Pop Culture & True Crime: The hosts dissect a viral Netflix documentary, showcasing their takes on storytelling and ethics in media.
• Seasonal Debate: The duo hilariously argues whether "fall" or "summer" is the superior season, leading to a rabbit hole about the term "autumn."

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Peyton Dog-Sits, but Cannot Handle Adulthood

(Begins ~6:12)

• Peyton reluctantly dog-sits Cam’s dog Ruby while Cam is away.
• He candidly admits to snooping through Cam’s house, using his scents, and even taking some of his socks.

“I go into your shower, and I'm using all your scents… I smell all your colognes… I have about two pairs of your socks.” — Peyton [09:14]

• When a storm knocks the power out, Peyton feigns helplessness and bails, passing Ruby off to Cam’s parents earlier than planned—despite the house being fine.

“By the time I was leaving your house with Ruby, people already taking walks in your neighborhood, it was completely fine.” — Peyton [14:07]

• Cam’s parents are confused by Peyton’s rush to leave; Peyton confesses on the show and both hosts roast each other for their antics.

2. Awkward Encounters: Generation Gap Edition

(Back-to-back stories, 15:44–26:59)

• Cam’s Accidental Miscommunication with Neighborhood Teens ([15:44]):

  • Cam waves at a teenage girl (“doing all these weird emotes”) thinking she’s being playful, but realizes too late she was signaling to her friend, not him.
  • He feels like an “embarrassing dad,” illustrating how adulthood sneaks up.

  “I'm a grown man… I do it back to her… the girl's face absolutely melts. She goes … and I went… what are you—” — Cam [18:11]

• Dad Tech Moment:

  • Cam recounts embarrassing himself in front of high schoolers over FaceTime, not realizing the call hadn’t connected yet.

  "He goes, 'what are you doing? I'm calling him now.' And I went, oh. Run the football." — Cam [20:52]

3. Relationship Revelation & The "Sprint" Test

([21:47]–[27:22])

• Peyton admits he’s working on a new relationship and raises a hilarious question: Has Cam ever seen his wife sprint?
  • Both agree they’ve never seen their significant others sprint at full speed—nor want to.

  “That’s the only way I can get the ick from my girl… I asked her to sprint. It looked like a newborn deer.” — Peyton [24:09]

• The trend of roasting each other’s and their partners’ running forms becomes an on-air challenge: listeners are encouraged to film their partners’ sprints.

4. The Infamous Car Crash

([29:39]–[34:33])

• Cam admits he rear-ended someone:
  • Blames lack of blinker but owns up to being distracted.
  • Sparks a crew vote on who’s the worst driver (consensus: Cam, but Pierce’s "cursed truck" gets mentioned).
  • Leads to a rant about strange DIY truck modifications (concrete tile floor for dog bowls!) and how old Pimp My Ride mods are ridiculous.

  “There is a car that is for sale right now. Right. So it is a truck… The back of this truck has tile in. Has literal tile, like bathroom tile, like kitchen tile in the truck with two cutouts for dog bowls.” — Cam [32:08]

5. Social Awkwardness at the Mall

([36:03]–[44:03])

• Peyton shares a painfully awkward story where a mall kiosk worker mistakes him for a prior ear-piercing customer.
  • Instead of correcting her, his anxiety leads him to pretend she was right, culminating in the woman inspecting his "high-mileage" earrings.

  “She was like, ‘let me take a look at him.’ … I go to the kiosk, I sit down, she looks—She goes, oh… and I go. I was like, just kidding. You didn’t, you didn’t, you didn’t pierce my ears.” — Peyton [43:01]

• Both hosts roast themselves and each other for poor impulse control in high-anxiety situations.

6. Screen Time & The Great Fall vs. Summer Debate

([49:56]–[61:32])

• Crew compares daily phone screen times (Peyton: 8 hours, Cam: 5), leading to playful accusations of doom-scrolling.
• They argue fiercely over which is the best season: fall (Cam) or summer (Peyton), leading to a tangent about the difference between “autumn” and “fall.”

  “Is autumn a season?… Is autumn a season named autumn?” — Peyton [55:38]

• Hilariously Googling live on air; discover “autumn” and “fall” are the same.

7. Oklahoma Helicopter Speeding Ticket & Weird Neighborhood Cars

([63:13]–[68:19])

• Cam shares that his mother-in-law was once pulled over via helicopter in Oklahoma—sparking disbelief and GTA jokes.

  “She had five stars.” — Peyton [63:49]

• Peyton recalls being faked out by “Old Citizen Patrol” cars—elderly drivers in ex-cop cars mimicking police cruisers.

8. Modern Parenting: Trap Nursery Rhymes & Kids’ Content

([68:19]–[73:48])

• Cam discovers his son Malachi is listening to a lullaby to the beat of “Throat Baby”—followed by more children’s trap remixes; debates appropriateness and weirdness of modern kids’ content.

9. Pop Culture Segment: High School Catfish on Netflix

([77:34]–[86:27])

• Peyton reviews the Netflix doc “Unknown Number: The High School Catfish,” which Cam previously recommended.
  • Summary: Catfishing texts terrorize a group of kids for nearly two years. Twist reveal: the perpetrator is a victim’s mother.

  “It ends up being the mother of the daughter who was receiving the text. The mother was like sending, like, harassing, like, about intimate things. Horrible messages.” — Peyton [79:46]

• Both hosts express outrage at the doc’s “bubbly” editing style, lack of grilling for the culprit, and the chilling lack of remorse by the mom.

  “Why are you, like… just letting her say whatever she wants? … You were saying stuff to your daughter.” — Peyton [81:01]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Peyton's anxiety and awkwardness:

  “If you ask me a yes or no question, it’s a yes. I’m sorry.” — Peyton [41:40]

• On why you shouldn’t see your partner run:

  “Don’t ask her to do it… That’s the only way I can get the ick from my girl.” — Peyton [24:06]

• On car modifications:

  “You can’t have a fish tank in the back of your Ultima. That is not street legal.” — Peyton [34:07]

• On screen time hypocrisy:

  “I don’t even know how to get to it. How do you see? I don’t know how to get…” — Peyton [50:47]

• On “fall” vs. “autumn”:

  “Is autumn a season?… Wasn’t there a season named autumn?” — Peyton [55:38]

• On parenting & kids’ content:

  “It is not Throat Baby and Throat Baby music video… it is a baby singalong lullaby, using that beat and the same rhyme scheme, and everything." — Cam [69:15]

• On the Netflix documentary twist:

  “It ends up being the mother of the daughter who was receiving the text. …When she talks about the end, you can clearly tell she has something wrong up here. It reminded me low key of Dahmer interviews.” — Peyton [79:46]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [06:12] – Peyton dog-sits Ruby, snooping and fleeing responsibility
• [15:44] – Cam’s awkward neighborhood encounter
• [21:47] – Relationship discussion and “sprint” challenge
• [29:39] – Cam’s car crash and discussion of bad drivers
• [36:03] – Peyton’s mall ear piercing mishap
• [49:56] – ADHD, screen time, and reading struggles
• [52:05] – The Fall vs. Summer/Autumn debate
• [63:13] – Helicopter ticket in Oklahoma, old patrol cars
• [68:19] – Children’s music, trap remixes, and parenting
• [77:34] – Pop Culture: “Unknown Number: High School Catfish” Netflix doc review

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Conclusion

This episode packs all the chemistry and comedic timing the You Should Know Podcast is known for. Listening in is like eavesdropping on a pair of best friends as they roast, confess, and riff through the very real, sometimes awkward, sometimes heartwarming, and always hilarious realities of their lives—topped by genuine discussions on media and everyday social challenges.

Listeners will find themselves both laughing and groaning in recognition, whether it’s the perils of adulthood, the effort of social interaction, or navigating pop culture’s stranger-than-fiction plots.

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Secret Code for Listeners:
“Eps” (Every person sucks / Ear Piercing Story) — [87:18]

Transcript

[Cam]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

The you Should Know Podcast hey everybody, welcome back to you should know podcast episode 182. Round of applause please. Hey everybody, welcome back to you podcast. If you're new here, if you haven't already, look below. You see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. Even more below that you see in the comment section fulfill with your name. Guess what? Even more I'm going fill that out. Get your good karma. Now. I don't know what's going on with these clappers, but if you don't know already, the best place in the world to get extra you should know content. The best content we ever produce is on the Patreon. Let me tell you what is coming this week over on patreon.com you should know podcast. By the way, if you haven't joined, click that QR code right there or click the first link in the description. We have an extended episode out on Wednesday. It's another hour long podcast but it is with everybody you see on the fourth camera. We also have Dr. P episode 12 coming out on Friday as well as the ad free uncensored version of this coming out on Friday as well as a desk talks I think coming out on Thursday. So join the best family ever over on the Patreon. We are on the route to 1 million subscribers here on YouTube and all my audio listeners go and leave us 5 stars in a review and hit that download button. We love you so so so so much. Live show is coming I believe on September 27th for you to buy on the Patreon. If you want to watch the Pain vs. Cam world tour show that we toured the whole country with. It is available September 27th on the Patreon. No membership needed is a one time purchase. The trailer for that should be coming out this week. We will see you with the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. We got co host Cam back in the studio. We're kind of matching today.

[Cam]

What?

[Peyton]

We're kind of matching today.

[Cam]

LeBron and someone in Houston loves me no more. Explain that correlation our color palettes.

[Peyton]

Right now you're a little tan. I'm a little tan.

[Cam]

So camouflaging black matches.

[Peyton]

I'm wearing black.

[Cam]

Cream and cream.

[Peyton]

Cream and cream.

[Cam]

Little cream. Brownish with black.

[Peyton]

We're matching. I'm saying, like, we. We, like. If we were to go to prom together, they would be like, oh, they. They really did the door.

[Cam]

They.

[Peyton]

They did that together. They planned that.

[Cam]

They ate that up. Yeah, ate that up from the top. No crumbs left.

[Peyton]

Clock it.

[Cam]

Somehow paid for feet, nails, and hairs. Clock it.

[Peyton]

Clock it.

[Cam]

Clock me.

[Peyton]

Good morning. How are you doing?

[Cam]

I'm doing great, buddy.

[Peyton]

How are you? I'm fantastic.

[Cam]

You look extra, extra. Oh, I almost said you look extra fruity today, but I didn't mean that. I meant because you walked in eating watermelon. This is.

[Peyton]

This is. This is nuts.

[Cam]

How are we starting yesterday, you're eating watermelon.

[Peyton]

No, I did not bring watermelon in the studio today.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh. Of course.

[Peyton]

Pierce gets the most animated. Of course. Pier Pierce, like, Are you kidding me?

[Cam]

He goes, you got koolaid, too? Oh, no.

[Peyton]

Too far. Too far. And the reason Robbie's so quiet is because he has a lot to say right now. He was. He's really gonn.

[Cam]

Don't let him lie to y'. All. He want. There's. There's. I would argue there's. There is borderline. The largest amount of watermelon you could buy without buying a actual watermelon on his desk right now.

[Peyton]

That's absolutely insane that you were saying this.

[Cam]

That.

[Peyton]

That is not true. I do not have.

[Cam]

Absolutely.

[Peyton]

It's not true.

[Cam]

Yes, it is. I'm not. I'm not making this some weird, sick, twisted joke. I'm not making some weird, twisted joke. You came in. In watermelon. I was gonna say you're extra fruity. You're spunky this morning.

[Peyton]

Wow.

[Cam]

Now, what do we have here?

[Peyton]

You see, the funny thing is $6.

[Cam]

Worth of watermelon and you claimed it didn't exist.

[Peyton]

You know, the crazy part about this is he. I literally Saw you. And we can replay this if we have those capabilities.

[Cam]

You can.

[Peyton]

We can replay cam looking to the fourth camera and going, go get my watermelon.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

He literally said, go get my watermelon. I never went and grabbed it off your desk.

[Cam]

I never did. Do you want your fruit back?

[Peyton]

You put my watermelon back.

[Cam]

But, yes, you look. You look upbeat and spunky. Normally. Your eyes are sunken in. You have dark thoughts. I'm just kidding.

[Peyton]

Have you. Have I ever walked into your house or, like, around you and you've like, oh, he's not well.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. There's a couple times I was gonna say, hey, bro, we can do it tomorrow. Like, there's a couple times I was like, you. You're. You're just not with it today. You want to do it because it's the right thing to do, but you need to sleep. There's been Multiple times.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Several. Here.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Studio. You'll walk in. You walk in looking like you're completely hungover. Like, completely. I'm not completely. You're not at all. You're stone cold sober.

[Peyton]

This hungover, like, the sadness of life.

[Cam]

Sunglasses on shoes, untied. Jeans are like. You're, like, in the middle of your femur.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Just completely. You don't care. You go straight to desk. You're like. You set everything down your bag. You're like. You just go. You start, like. And I'm like, oh, God.

[Peyton]

Dude, the funny thing is, bro, I feel like I've gotten closer to you on an invasive level, like, recently. How and why I. I. I dog set Ruby this weekend.

[Cam]

Oh, my. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

All of four hours. I don't.

[Cam]

I was about to say that was hell on earth.

[Peyton]

And can we be honest? Okay, let's. Let's. Let's break down the story of why I dogsat Ruby this weekend.

[Cam]

Go for it.

[Peyton]

So Cam went out of town with his family to Oklahoma. Right.

[Cam]

Simple trip.

[Peyton]

Always going to Oklahoma. It's sad. Life yet to live. It's a bad place. Like Choctaw A pick a swallow. That's offensive, and I'm sorry.

[Cam]

There's another place called Wapapanuka. Now, that is. Now that's close. I know that's close.

[Peyton]

Pierce called me that one day. Now. Now, I'm joking. I really love Oklahoma, but can't. Went to Oklahoma with his family. He took his son. Didn't take his dog. Weird thing.

[Cam]

I honestly, I didn't know either. Liv said we're on brainer this time.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I remember, because I was on the phone whenever this whole thing was happening. You're like, are we bringing Ruby? Liz said, hell, no.

[Cam]

Yeah. And I was like, that's a first.

[Peyton]

Yeah. So weird. Don't love Ruby.

[Cam]

Very strange. She doesn't.

[Peyton]

So I was. Y' all asked me, hey, Peyton, can you. Can you spend the weekend at our house? Watch Ruby. Now, me and Ruby, tight connection. And I've just literally seen years wean off her life since Malachi has come to the Earth. That.

[Cam]

Now, that's true. I can't. There's no denying it.

[Peyton]

And so I want to spend as much time with her as I can.

[Cam]

Spoil your niece.

[Peyton]

So I. I go over to Cam and Liz house while they're not there. Now, it. It was the first time I've been in that house that y' all bought without y' all in there.

[Cam]

Okay?

[Peyton]

And I'm a naturally curious man.

[Cam]

And I am a. I went, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Peyton]

I'm a naturally curious man.

[Cam]

Yeah. I knew it, dude. I literally, this. I'm telling you, on the drive to Oklahoma, I was like, that is gonna go through my drawers. He's gonna go through the closet. He's gonna look through my clothes. He's gonna look in. In, like, Malachi's closet. He's gonna be a little creepy.

[Peyton]

No, they go to Malachi's room. Because I was there when y' all built it, so I knew what was going on in there.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I went to your room. Right? Dude, honestly, I did. Like, it was weird.

[Cam]

Let me hear.

[Peyton]

Dude, it was just, like, fossilized. Like, it was just, like. It didn't feel right being in there.

[Cam]

What does that. Yeah, because privacy.

[Peyton]

I know, but I had the right to be in there. It was almost. Have you seen that movie Obsessed? I think that's what it's called with Beyonce.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And Idris Elbow.

[Cam]

Yeah. What?

[Peyton]

I felt like I was in there because I was turning into you when I was in your house. Like, I was like, I'm Cam Kennedy today.

[Cam]

Oh, no. You need help. You need help. You need a lot of help.

[Peyton]

I got a little more hip pain. My head was harder to keep up. Right. I was so much more hungry than I normally am. So I go into your. I had to shower. So I go into your shower, and I'm using all your scents, and I. Dude, the crazy thing is I was just, like, thinking, like, oh, this is what Cam does every day.

[Cam]

That is. Did you use my body scrub?

[Peyton]

Like, no, no, no, no. I handed it. I handed it because I knew whatever my flakes that got on there were not safe.

[Cam]

I'm gonna get something. Some disease.

[Peyton]

So then I go to your colognes. I smell all your colognes and I smell your most recent one that I smelled you before you left. I did that. I took some socks. I have about two pairs of your socks. Right. But this is the thing. It's going into nighttime, and I'm sitting there with Ruby in this big house. It's quiet, it's dark. It's a little scary. You live in the middle of nowhere.

[Cam]

That's not true.

[Peyton]

Big storm hits. The power goes out. Yeah, power goes out. Ruby looks at me like, what we doing, uncle?

[Cam]

She's like, hey, hey, what are we doing?

[Peyton]

And so I was like, oh, Internet's out. I can't doom scroll.

[Cam]

Yeah, I have to go.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm watching Friday night Smackdown. I'm watching John Cena's last Friday Night Smackdown. I can't watch it anymore.

[Cam]

Wait, it's his last one.

[Peyton]

That was his last Friday Night Smackdown.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. And it got ruined.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I couldn't watch it because you're house now. I immediately in that moment, I came back to reality. Hey, why did they ask me to do this? I don't want to be doing this anymore. I'm not gonna do this anymore.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

So I need to tell you something. You know. You know how I told you? You know how I told you, hey, the house is getting really hot.

[Cam]

Yeah, it did for a little bit.

[Peyton]

It was definitely fixable. You know how it's like the Internet's not coming back on.

[Cam]

It came back on.

[Peyton]

It came back on.

[Cam]

You son of a. I said, hey.

[Peyton]

I don't think this is safe for me or your dog.

[Cam]

Are you being. Yes. Yes.

[Peyton]

I wanted my Friday night in my house. And so you said, oh, my mom can. My mom can take care of Ruby. I drove to. I drove to her house so fast.

[Cam]

That explains that. My dad got to the house, he was like, dude, everything was already on. First time.

[Peyton]

I just couldn't live like that anymore. I'm sorry.

[Cam]

That is.

[Peyton]

That.

[Cam]

That is three things. One, hilarious. Two, unbelievably selfish, and three, little up. That is.

[Peyton]

Honestly, you had me.

[Cam]

I. I was at a high school football game, standing in a. In a zoned off parking lot behind buses, trying to FaceTime you and call you and trying to walk you to. Oh, check the breakers.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, check this. It was all fixed.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Yeah. And I was waiting for you, cuz you were like. You were like, hey, just try this, try that. And I was just waiting for you to just give me the hundred percent green light from. From Lisa that I can drop this mud off.

[Cam]

You did text, like, three. You said, hey, what'd your mom say? Have you called your mom yet? Hey, send me your mom's address again. Let me know as soon as I can.

[Peyton]

Go.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I was hurting on the warehouse.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Bro. And poor. I haven't seen Mike and Lisa, your parents, in a while. They opened that door so excited to see me. I was like, my.

[Cam]

My mom literally said. She said it was still raining really bad. So I offered Peyton. I said, you want to come in the house, sweetie? And he. He practically just threw Ruby inside and left. And then my dad was like, yeah, I handed him a box. A box came here, and yeah, he was out of there. And I said, oh, yeah. You know, Peyton, he's probably trying to get back to a show or something or just get back to his own house.

[Peyton]

So I just had to let you know that that's what happened. Mike. Elise, I love you. I'm so. At least it was like, because your. Your cousin or what is Corley. Niece. Your niece.

[Cam]

She was there.

[Peyton]

Was there? Like, how old is she?

[Cam]

Like seven?

[Peyton]

Seven?

[Cam]

Yeah. Eight.

[Peyton]

Yeah. She just got put to bed, and she made this cute little fort, and Lisa was trying to be all cute, being like, look what Coralie did. I was like, cute fort.

[Cam]

See you.

[Peyton]

I was like, one gust of wind, this is going down. See, Elisa.

[Cam]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. When my parents watch this.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

When my dad watches this. And my dad, mainly because he's gonna be like, I didn't have to go out there. I didn't have to drive out there. And he did it. But my mom. My mom's gonna be hurt. You know, my mom.

[Peyton]

Lisa knows I love her.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. She's like, now, that's just not right. Cameron, you need to tell him that's not okay. That is not acceptable. That is unbelievable. Because I sure was. I was like, bro. I was like, I know Pete doesn't, like, get super handsy. I was like, breakers. I was like, how are y' all not flipping these back on?

[Peyton]

Yeah, didn't really.

[Cam]

Nothing's working. Super hot. There's. There's no. Your security's gone. The doors won't even lock. The WI fi is off. Fridge is black. I'm like, I was struck.

[Peyton]

I called my.

[Cam]

I called my security company. I literally started getting on, like, the newsletter on a Facebook group to see if other people, like, power went out. Oh, my God. Oh, that pisses me off.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

On to the rest of the episode you should know podcast.

[Cam]

Oh my God. That brings me to something that happened to me this past week right before.

[Peyton]

We left.

[Cam]

Thursday morning, not Friday morning, when we left Thursday morning. I'm backing out of my house to go to the gym, right? And it was one of the days I went super early. So it was like 6:46:45. So it's still kind of like dark, but enough to where you can see, right? And I'm backing out of my driveway. There's this. It's so it's always girls. I don't know why it's always girls. I'm going to be there's gonna be a picture of my face on a sign throughout our neighborhood. At some point this girl is walking toward my car maybe three houses away. I'm Saying, because the other story where I went to go get my mail.

[Peyton]

You have to know the switch stories.

[Cam]

He said, it's always girls in this neighborhood happens. This. This girl is crazy.

[Peyton]

I've never seen a woman in your neighborhood.

[Cam]

I see them all the time, every day.

[Peyton]

I sort of got a video house like a hundred times. I've only seen men come to my.

[Cam]

House at like 6pm when we're walking Malachi. It is, it is. It's straight families, all families. But anyway, I'm assuming high school. Because she's walking toward the high school, right? And she again, three houses away. And I'm backing out and I see her. So I'm like, I'm. Let her go. And the first second I see her, I just see that it's a person. So I look back in my car and I look back again. She's a whole house closer. And this time she's like this. I swear I am not making this up. I put this on Malachi's life, on the Bible, everything. She's hitting me with all these weird emotes. Fa.

[Peyton]

I'm just kidding.

[Cam]

She didn't do that. But she's literally doing a tongue and like super amped. She's like, what?

[Peyton]

At you?

[Cam]

Yes. And I'm so. I. As a grown man, it's probably a 14 year old. I go. Because it's like I can't fully look away because like, what if this is a threat? I don't know what she's trying to portray. So I go, oh. And I'm just looking, waiting for her to go. And I inch out a little more. I look at her again. Now she's doing the same thing with a wave.

[Peyton]

What is it going on?

[Cam]

So me, I am tired of. My alarm went off at 6:20. I was out of my house by like 6:40.

[Peyton]

Okay?

[Cam]

Like, I'm very tired, still groggy. So I go, dude, there's no way. I was like, I don't know, man. Man, I just need to be a little nicer. I need to get some good karma going. I'm just being nice just to go back. So I check one more.

[Peyton]

No, you did not.

[Cam]

She's still going. So I go, I do it back to her. I. I swear to God.

[Peyton]

You're 27, dog.

[Cam]

I'm a grown man on the way to the gym. Eyes are sunken in. I'm holding my steering wheel. I go. And the girl's face absolutely melts. She goes. And I went. I was like, what are you. I turned the other way. Her friends on the other side of my car. Her friend that she's trying to get to. To walk to school with is literally, literally 10ft away from my car. Like, she could have. She could have threw a bag, hit it easy. She's had my car to the right doing all this.

[Peyton]

That is the most embarrassing.

[Cam]

And I literally went.

[Peyton]

Hey.

[Cam]

She went, oh. She got visibly spooked. Like, visibly. I went, what the. And I turn and look, and the other girls just like this. And then both girls, they grabbed their. And they just went, that's like. And took off.

[Peyton]

That's like the Chris Hansen version of, like, thinking somebody's waiting.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude. And I literally. I didn't listen to music.

[Peyton]

I was just driving like this.

[Cam]

I immediately whipped out my notes, wrote down what I could so I could remember this, and then I drove to the gym like this.

[Peyton]

Did I. Honestly, I feel stiff. I feel bad for you. This has to stop because that's the dad and you. I feel like that's the dad in you that was trying to, like, dude, it made the girl, like, have a good time because you thought she was home. First of all, honestly, that's. It's the dad in you and the over socialization of you.

[Cam]

Yes. But deaf dude. The dad. All y' all are onto some. All around some. I am quickly becoming a father. Like, I mean, I am a father, but, like, bad dad jokes. I. There's a certain part of me.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Literally two years ago, I'm quoted saying, like, oh, I don't think I'd ever be out of times with technology.

[Peyton]

Oh, it's. It's literally in this podcast, probably.

[Cam]

And now I'm. I'm legit. Like, there's some. I was at the high school football game. This kid that he's friends with, Zoe. I work cool with each other. He facetimes. This other kid that I also know.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

He has a new update on his phone or something I've never seen.

[Peyton]

What was it?

[Cam]

No, it's literally just FaceTime. But it. The display is like. I've never seen it before.

[Peyton]

Was the display.

[Cam]

I can't even describe it. Like, it was. It was like, you're like.

[Peyton]

I could see me.

[Cam]

Okay. You know? No. You know how. When. If I. If we were to FaceTime, you know, it's gonna show you your own picture and just say ringing or connecting it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Right. Yeah.

[Cam]

His was like a regular screen.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

With the buttons were all down the side. And at first, in my head, I was like, is this Motorola? I was like, what is this? And it's fully an iPhone. The kid answers the facetime, then it goes to normal. But this is how bad I embarrassed the out myself for the last like four days.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

While he's doing this, he goes, I'm calling blank. He shows the phone. It's something I've never seen. I assume the kid's on the phone. I go, yo, what up? There's no one on the phone.

[Peyton]

No one on the phone.

[Cam]

Still ringing. Yeah. He literally was like this. What are you doing? I'm going to use David, for example. It's not the kid's name. I go, yo, what up, David? He goes, who are you talking to? What are you doing? There's no one. I'm calling him now. And I went, oh. Oh, run the football. It was. It was so. Dude, I have been embarrassing myself. It is bad, bro.

[Peyton]

That's bad. So funny that you're just. You're just slowly deteriorating. Pierce is gonna get strong again. Pierce is getting hit. If I do that one more time. Pierce is getting hit now. Oh, you're slowly deteriorating.

[Cam]

That still had one too many Rs. You said you're slowly deteriorating. No, I. I am, bro. Like mentally, I feel decent. I feel like a good quick speed. Nowhere near my top speed, but I'm at least sharp enough to survive.

[Peyton]

I'm glad you brought up top speeds because I saw this on TikTok. Right? And I've. I've. It made me open my eyes and make me scared of. Because I'm working on a relationship right now. We all know that. Hey, cat's out the bag, hu cats. Out the bag.

[Cam]

Good for you.

[Peyton]

All right. It's been going on for some time now.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I'm sorry I didn't steal your moment. I re. What the. Oh, well, you can't smell me. Oh, go for it, go for it, go for it.

[Peyton]

It's not terrible. You know, you look. You smell like your parents house.

[Cam]

Oh, just old mothballs. A lot of dust. No, I'm just kidding.

[Peyton]

Old frame pictures.

[Cam]

God, I think I just heard my.

[Peyton]

No, he's getting old. He's getting old. What? Pierce just said he pooped himself on our red. New red couches now.

[Cam]

Okay, look.

[Peyton]

Chairs now on tick tock. I saw this and it made me realize this about my. My relationship that I'm working on. And I want you to. To answer this about your relationship. Cuz you've been together with Liv for how long?

[Cam]

Seven years. So sorry to spot over seven years.

[Peyton]

You're like.

[Cam]

Actually, it's about to be eight. It's about to be eight.

[Peyton]

We get it.

[Cam]

You love her. It's about to be.

[Peyton]

We believe you.

[Cam]

It's about to be eight. September 15th, it'll be eight. So you've been in a holy man eight years.

[Peyton]

Time to take a break.

[Cam]

I'm going to go home, be like, why do you love me? If she can't say four things off the. Off the written. Oh, I'm sure I'm go get the paper.

[Peyton]

Oh, I asked the girl I'm talking.

[Cam]

To every day, can she answer? Yeah, but it's gonna stumble on the word.

[Peyton]

It's a little like you're.

[Cam]

I mean, you're like, you know, God forbid.

[Peyton]

I asked twice in one day.

[Cam]

But I'm answering this from your perspective.

[Peyton]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

You've been in a relationship for eight years.

[Cam]

You're married for three.

[Peyton]

Married for three years.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Have you ever seen your wife full on sprint? Like, have you. Have you ever seen that?

[Cam]

No, I haven't. I don't think I have. Not in. Not in person, bro. I. A full maximum sprint.

[Peyton]

Do not ask her to do it.

[Cam]

Oh, it. Oh, it would probably ick.

[Peyton]

Oh, dude, that's the only way I can get the ick from my girl. That's the only way, dude. I asked her, I said, hey, because I saw this on TikTok. I said, I saw people like making their significant other sprint because they've never seen it. And I was like, holy. So I go, hey, let's go outside. So you see a street run. I want to see you dead sprint, like full. And that's an. You know her, she's an athletic girl. It literally looks like, like a newborn deer.

[Cam]

I know. Oh.

[Peyton]

What the.

[Cam]

I was just about to say, bro, some with. With women running in their arms dog. And they're all just chicken wing bow leg. Like it is if you never. You rarely see girls go. They are.

[Peyton]

I mean. And I don't wanna. I don't want to put this straight on women because I. She asked me to do it too. And she goes, never do that again.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. I. I genuinely. I genuinely feel like if I were to sprint, there's a difference.

[Peyton]

I hate the way you run. I hate the way you run, bro.

[Cam]

Have you seen.

[Peyton]

Dude, that one arm stays almost like a little like glide. Yeah, it's like a little glide in that one leg is a little more extended to the other. So do you run like.

[Cam]

No shot. No shot.

[Peyton]

I have a video of you running right now.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I'm Gonna send it to cj.

[Peyton]

Put it in the video right now.

[Cam]

Send a video of him running and falling over himself, too. You idiot. You literally ran. You. I was just about to say, I feel like if I full sprinted right now, I would be top heavy and I'd fall. You literally did that. Like, you actually did that.

[Peyton]

One alcohol was involved. One.

[Cam]

I don't give a shit.

[Peyton]

I was barefoot on turf. No. Okay, but this doesn't go just for genders. Please, right now, pause the video. Tag us. Put it on TikTok of your significant other sprinting. If it's the first time you've seen.

[Cam]

This is the greatest thing ever.

[Peyton]

I promise you, you're going to look at your significant other. So I literally. I went to a different floor of the house. We went inside. I didn't need time away from you.

[Cam]

Hey, I got to work. You said stay down. Stay down. Here. Look at your form in the mirror, dude. I guarantee you. I guarantee you. I probably have to end up sleeping on the couch. If I made Liv sprint, I would roast her for at least half an hour straight. Pure roasting. Because she already has when she, like, first off. Okay. God, I love you live. But she got up. We were both in the office Monday. I was on the meeting with y'. All. She was in the background doing her stuff. The meeting ended in out of nowhere. She goes, oh. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. And I go, what the. And she goes, it's diarrhea. Can't control it. And she gets up, and she literally hits a little waddle, and she goes.

[Peyton]

I've seen the lid. I've seen that little waddle.

[Cam]

I've seen that for a fact. If she were to sprint, that waddle is going to be incorporated into faster.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And she's definitely gonna do this. Anytime she does something with aggression or has to focus, she goes, my lip.

[Peyton]

Gets to going, bro.

[Cam]

God. She always tucks them. I'm like, God, dude.

[Peyton]

I honestly now, anytime y' all get in a relationship back there, y', all three, Anytime y' all get to a comfortable spot with your women, I want you to ask them to sprint. And that's how you can tell if you really love them or not. After you watch that.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

I'm telling you, it is a. It is a magical thing. What?

[Cam]

K. Rob just chomped his teeth down.

[Peyton]

He went, yeah, yeah. Just tick, bro. Oh, Cam, that's his tick. I didn't know. No, this might be a Patreon thing. We all Know K Rob. And God bless you. We're not making fun of you. Please stop. Was that real or was that.

[Cam]

That one wasn't. That was fabricated.

[Peyton]

Now, K. Rob has Tourette's, right? Let's save her. Patreon. But you did something the other. I think it was two days ago. It scared the out of me, but I couldn't react out of respect. You chomped. You chomped loud. Yes. Yes. And you were like, right next to me. And then I was. I was really like. I think I was driving. But God bless, Kara. We love you.

[Cam]

The dentist asked me if I grind my teeth and I don't. I. Oh, God. Yeah, that's just like. Oh, that reminds me of this back from juco.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't like that. The you should Know podcast this episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by booking.com booking.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

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[Peyton]

Yeah, you know what, Can I be honest? When we were on Tour, I used booking.combooking.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

The reason is, is because you can really, really find exactly what you're looking for. A lot of the hotels that we booked that I booked on booking.com for tour, I looked for like beautiful bathroom lighting. And you can find that on booking.com I'm telling you, if I can find my perfect stay on booking.com anyone can.

[Cam]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast.

[Cam]

Another weird thing, you know, you know, just. It's something with. I don't know if it's fatherhood, whatever. I'm just stumbling across some weird recently. So as you know, y' all don't. But as everyone in this room knows, I accidentally hit somebody and that's fine. And. And that's okay.

[Peyton]

Now, we've all had an in company meeting about who's the worst driver. Cam is the Cam is the worst driver in ysk. We have all collectively agreed that it is Cam.

[Cam]

If I had to cast my vote, it goes to Pierce.

[Peyton]

Right? Pierce has a cursed truck. He has a cursed truck.

[Cam]

Pierce zips in and out of lanes on a Tollway. Like, he's driving like a. Like a Corvette, bare minimum.

[Peyton]

I've never seen that. I've never seen that. I've never seen that.

[Cam]

He whips that. It is a Lamborghini. We're gonna have a Ridgeline.

[Peyton]

We're gonna have so much.

[Cam]

It sounds like nascar.

[Peyton]

We're gonna have so much to talk about on the Patreon.

[Cam]

Anyway, long story short, we are in a turn left or straight lane.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And she does not have her blinker on. And I'm not making this up. I already took full responsibility. It is my fault.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

I'm just saying she does not have her blinker on. So like any normal human being, I'm assuming she's going to continue driving straight. I look down to grab my phone, which is in the seat next to me because I just left the gym. As I grab look back up, she's turning, no blinker. So she's obviously slowing down. I slam my brakes tap her car. No damage. No, I mean damage to me. She had an suv. No injuries. Everything's fine. But brings me to my point. This week I was looking up auto body shops to send my car to and stuff. And then I just had the inkling. I was like, I'm just look at cars. Not really to buy, but I was doing car. My mind was on cars. When I tell you there is a car, I should have took a screenshot. There is a car that is for sale right now. Right. So it is a truck. It's a Ford F150. Like extendo cab, whatever. Nice truck. Price was insanely low. Like, way lower the market. So me curiosity, I go, oh, my God, I could buy that right now. Like, it was very low. I click on the truck, I go down to the bottom. No car, no accident support on the carfax. Okay.

[Peyton]

Everything seems good so far.

[Cam]

Then when I tell you in the description, it says aftermarket flooring. Okay. Aftermark. Aftermarket flooring.

[Peyton]

Whenever I would hear that, I would think like, new floor mats or something. Right? Yeah.

[Cam]

When you keep going through these pictures, there is a. The back of this truck has tile in. Has literal tile, like bathroom tile, like kitchen tile in the truck with two cutouts for dog bowls.

[Peyton]

That's fire.

[Cam]

The back of the truck. I. I actually might have took a picture of it.

[Peyton]

That's fire. Imagine like you have like two German shepherds in the back and you're. They're like trying to get some kibble dog.

[Cam]

It was. I was flabbergasted. I was like, no wonder nobody Wants to buy this truck. Hold on, hold on, hold on, please. Somebody took a picture of it now.

[Peyton]

Just find it later.

[Cam]

Yeah, I'll find it later. Oh, my God, dude, Legit. Think of a truck now. Think of you and you. It's, like, not even a clean job.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

There's, like, concrete, like, drips, and so.

[Peyton]

It doesn't look good.

[Cam]

It looks horrendous.

[Peyton]

Like a trap house truck.

[Cam]

No, it literally looks like you're in someone's kitchen. Like, you're standing in a kitchen. And then there's just truck seats, and there's cutouts for dog bowls on the floor.

[Peyton]

And the seats on the floor. Nice.

[Cam]

Seats are the same. Seats are normal seats, like a truck. The floor is concrete and tile in a car. And I'm like, how does. Who did that job?

[Peyton]

That's. Honestly.

[Cam]

That's not aftermarket.

[Peyton]

That is why the innovation on that I respect. I love that.

[Cam]

But why.

[Peyton]

But. But okay. That goes to the whole thing of Pit My Ride. No, no. Yes. Yes.

[Cam]

Pimp My ride was cool. It wasn't 400 speakers in the back, a PlayStation 2 in the front, brother. It made you think. You were in. You were seeing real life fast and.

[Peyton]

Furious as a kid. Yes. Pit My Ride was the coolest thing ever. I want to. That has that, too. I'm an adult now. I look, I go back to YouTube, watch Pit My Ride. You can't have a fish tank in the back of your ultima. You can't drive that. That is not street legal. They would do on that show. Is so illegal.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah. Well, I don't think it was for street legal, but yeah. Could you imagine? Could you imagine the police officer pulls over an Altima? There's a literal aquarium.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You have a George Foreman in the shark going there.

[Cam]

Yeah. Someone's whipping up burgers in the backseat.

[Peyton]

There's, like, a guy in hibachi. He's, like, flinging to the driver.

[Cam]

He's like, officer, with that water. He's like, yeah, you're going to jail.

[Peyton]

He's like. He's like, if you catch us, I don't get a ticket. That's a little.

[Cam]

In terms of cops. I saw another sick video. The stop sign this cut. Oh, no, man.

[Peyton]

What.

[Cam]

Stop sign?

[Peyton]

What's that, son?

[Cam]

Every time Pierce hears that, he itches.

[Peyton]

He wants.

[Cam]

He wants to do it because he knows. He's like, I can do it better.

[Peyton]

Do it.

[Cam]

This cop pulls up to this guy. He has, like, a GoPro in his car. It's like a sports car. Him and his girl. And he's like, oh, we're not doing anything. We're good. The cop rolls his window down and goes for it. He goes, I want to hear that thing. Floor it. And the guy looks at his girl. He's like, is he setting this up?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Is this a setup or should I do it? The cop goes, no, seriously, I'm dead serious. Just go past these cars, then go on the straightaway, the dude takes off and rips it. And the guy, like, literally starts hysterically laughing. He's like, that's the coolest cop ever.

[Peyton]

That's it. Oh, that's like pro cop propaganda. You just tried.

[Cam]

Yeah, back to Blair. Get back to Blair. That's the whole reason you guys do what you're told. What? Really?

[Peyton]

Yeah, it's bad. It's bad, man.

[Cam]

So let's talk about that.

[Peyton]

Jesus Christ. You know what?

[Cam]

Your truck had dial in it.

[Peyton]

I'm find that you remember. Yo, you just told the story about how you creeped out the young woman because you thought she was waving at you.

[Cam]

And I can't catch a break with those situations.

[Peyton]

Story happened with me yesterday, and I didn't tell anybody about this guy. I've been waiting for it today. You know how I went to the mall yesterday?

[Cam]

Huh?

[Peyton]

So I went to the mall yesterday.

[Cam]

Wait, when? I did not know that.

[Peyton]

After you left my house.

[Cam]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Peyton]

I went to the mall yesterday and something very awkward to me happened. You know? You know, whenever you're walking the mall, they got the kiosk, right? They got the people in the kiosk talking. Huh?

[Cam]

What did you just say?

[Peyton]

What'd I say?

[Cam]

What did he say?

[Peyton]

Something very awkward. Something awkward happened. Did I say that?

[Cam]

Something awkward to me?

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Okay, I'm not gonna lie.

[Peyton]

I'm not gonna lie. When I said it, it felt weird. I'm not gonna lie. When I said it, it felt weird. And so now that you're saying something.

[Cam]

To me, awkward happened.

[Peyton]

Something awkward to me happened in the mall.

[Cam]

There you go. Something awkward to me. No. Something awkward happened to me. You are saying it wrong. I'm not. You're saying something awkward to me happened. That's incorrect.

[Peyton]

Something awkward to me happened. It was awkward to me and it happened.

[Cam]

You're speaking Morse code. That's not right. Something. That's fine.

[Peyton]

Something awkward to me happened in the mall.

[Cam]

Something awkward to me happened in the mall. But I think actual structured English. Something awkward happened to me.

[Peyton]

Something awkward happened to me in the mall.

[Cam]

Yes. Correct.

[Peyton]

What did I say?

[Cam]

That Something awkward to me happened.

[Peyton]

That's the same sentence you're saying.

[Cam]

No, it's not.

[Peyton]

Am I having literally amnesia? It, like, literally. It's not. Not the same.

[Cam]

I saw that twitch. I saw that twitch. You said it's not.

[Peyton]

Something awkward to me happened in the mall.

[Cam]

Something awkward happened to me at the mall. Okay, but you're saying something awkward to me happened, right?

[Peyton]

Something awkward to me. Yeah, it was awkward to me, and it happened in the mall.

[Cam]

Yes. You know that's not correct. When you elongate it, you know, that's. All right. Okay, look, if you were to. If you were to pause. If you were to pause something awkward, what is the next thing. What are you talking about? What is the thing that's awkward? Is it an event?

[Peyton]

I stop lit. Wait, I blacked out. I literally started. I literally started thinking about the Young Boy concert. I. And I didn't even go, did.

[Cam]

Oh, Young Boy.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, I. There's some.

[Peyton]

What do you think I said?

[Cam]

I thought I said young Blood.

[Peyton]

Oh, I did go to Young Blood. Went away. Got Takes two hours to just come around. Not going through a breakup, but it feels like that today somehow.

[Cam]

Some. Today somehow.

[Peyton]

So some. I went.

[Cam]

All right, you did it, though.

[Peyton]

Order in the court. Order in the court.

[Cam]

Sorry.

[Peyton]

Something awkward to me happened, dude, for.

[Cam]

My sake, like, for my ADHD and my little touch, like, do it.

[Peyton]

Something awkward happened to me in the mall yesterday.

[Cam]

Correct. Okay.

[Peyton]

I went to the mall yesterday. Something very awkward happened.

[Cam]

Correct. Thank you.

[Peyton]

You know how you're walking in the mall and they got those, like, kiosks in the middle of the mall? Yeah, Right. And people are trying figurines, like, the soaps sell you bracelets, perfumes, col. Start.

[Cam]

Smell this.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

I go, no, no.

[Peyton]

And, you know, and like, people doing hair, all that cleaning, the.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, the shoe cleaners are the worst shoe. I don't.

[Peyton]

I don't go to those kind of malls now.

[Cam]

So.

[Peyton]

Pierce, like, me neither.

[Cam]

He's like, never been once. No, you're not touching my Lou cases. Okay?

[Peyton]

No, but one of the kiosks in the mall is ear piercing people, right?

[Cam]

Really?

[Peyton]

Yes. They have, like, those. Those earring places, and they're like, hey, we can. If you come in here, we could pierce your ear real quick. Right? It's one of those. Like, one of the gun machines, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Now, I've never been to that kiosk. I've never been to that kiosk. I've never talked to the people in that kiosk. But I Am a light skinned man. And there's a lot of me out there, right? So I was walking through the mall and this chick that works at that kiosk that Pierce's ears was walking out and she was walking past me. She was like going somewhere else as I was walking by myself. And I was having really bad anxiety. And so when I have really bad anxiety, it sounds like a salivate. No, it sounds like a thousand people are talking in my head.

[Cam]

Oh, you have said that.

[Peyton]

It's so overwhelming. And I'm not kidding. Like, it's like every conversation that's happening in the mall is to me.

[Cam]

Yeah. Look at that sucks. He sucks. Look at that walk. Look those nasty feet. Look at those nasty legs. He sucks. He sucks. Oh, they're not about you. They're just. No, just.

[Peyton]

Here we go. Wow. Sorry.

[Cam]

So I thought you meant everyone's talking about it. No.

[Peyton]

So I was walking through the mall. So much anxiety. That's all I hear is so much noise. I see her walking past me and she goes, how's your ears?

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, my God. You started tripping in real life.

[Peyton]

Yes. I literally went. I like, I grabbed my chest, dog. I grabbed my chest. Swear to God, it's a true story. I grabbed my chest and I go. I turn towards her and I go, my ears. Just like that, like a cartoon. Because I was panicking. I turn, I go, my ears. And she stops and looks at me and she goes, yeah, didn't I pierce your ears not too long ago? And I. And so at this moment she. So she asked me, did I pierce your ears not too long ago? I know she didn't. I've never met her. I've never been.

[Cam]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Peyton]

And I swear this is true. I had so much anxiety yesterday. I told her, yes, right? Everybody knows I don't like to inconvenience people. If you ask me for directions and I don't know where it's at, I'm gonna give you directions and I'm gonna lead you somewhere else.

[Cam]

Oh, down there to the left.

[Peyton]

Yes. If you. If you ask me a yes or no question, it's a yes. I'm sorry. So she asks, didn't I pierce your ears not too long ago? I go, quick as. Yep, you did. She goes, how is it now? I'm starting to panic more because now I have to come up with this whole story.

[Cam]

No, there was a follow up.

[Peyton]

I go, it's okay. A little uncomfortable when I sleep, but it's all right. This one went south and I'M telling you, this is a true story. She goes, okay, let me take a look at them. I kid you not. Now I've had my ears pierced for almost 10 years and I haven't taken them them out. There is so many keloids and crust like that is an experienced ear, stink boy. No, I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes when I fold my ear earring open like this, an odor comes out.

[Cam]

And I can smell it.

[Peyton]

It is gross in here.

[Cam]

Yeah, no, he, he is, he has gagged himself with the scent of his own earlobe.

[Peyton]

Oh my God.

[Cam]

I car right next to me, I.

[Peyton]

Use it as a threat to my friends. I'm like, yeah.

[Cam]

He goes, you gotta smell this. He goes, do what I want, you're gonna smell this.

[Peyton]

And so she was like, let me take a look at him. All right. I go to the kiosk. I swear to God, I go to this kiosk, I sit down, she looks.

[Cam]

Behind.

[Peyton]

She goes, oh. And I go. I was like, just kidding. You didn't, you didn't, you didn't pierce my ears. I've had these for a while. And she like, I was trying to play it off like I was pranking her. So I was like, I'm just kidding. You didn't pierce my ears. She didn't find funny at all. She was like, she literally looked at me, she was like, okay, yeah.

[Cam]

She's like, get out.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And so. And then at that point we just walked off. There's no like high climax to the story. We just parted ways and she went to go get her lunch or whatever.

[Cam]

Dude. Now hear me out. She thinks you are a tweaker. She thinks you are a tweaker dog. Hey, how are yours? My ears? Me? Oh, they're, they're good. Didn't I do them? Yep. Oh, can I kind of hurt at night. Let me look at him. Nah, you didn't do.

[Peyton]

And it was like, like a 45 second walk to the kiosk for her to check my ears. And I could all the time in the world to be like, ah, you didn't do it. But I didn't want to make awkward. But the more I was trying to not make it awkward.

[Cam]

When you said you, I mean I was literally, I was trying my hardest to stop laughing. Yeah, tell the story. When you said. Cuz that that is hilarious. You said you're already in your head super angst. And you're hearing the voices and the first thing this woman sees is how are your ears? And you're now like, what I imagined is like, like a nightmare rotation. Like, if someone gets two, you know what?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And the other person's like, you're not okay. You're literally just like, oh, yeah. Oh, my God, bro. If I would have oh, my God, bro.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

You know what we should do? We should run like a test on you.

[Peyton]

Like, not, not like, like a mental test.

[Cam]

Yeah. Not like, like sensors on your nipples or anything, but I wouldn't like that. Yeah, you would. No.

[Peyton]

My gyno's getting bad. No, dude, no. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny, right? Picture hurts my feelings. Cam took an off guard picture of me. Gam took an off guard. It's so mean. No, no, no. That's why I'm on a caloric deficit. Like, like, like almost an unhealthy caloric deficit.

[Cam]

No, dude, no. I was gonna talk about that. You need to eat more like you, like you like you're getting to the point.

[Peyton]

Oh, no, I'm gonna lose this way.

[Cam]

No, you can look, bro. Look at you.

[Peyton]

Yeah, take this shirt. Look at that picture. No. Basically, I look like I deserved a training bra. Like, no, you're not putting it on the screen. You're not. No. Cj, if you put on the screen, we're going to talk about your job security. Like, honestly, if you put this on.

[Cam]

The screen, we're putting it on the screen. But word for word. So we were at a main event, and I'm taking. I'm showing P this picture of Ryan, and the main focus is Ryan, but he is, like, in the. Like, if this is a picture, P is literally, like, right here. And it's the side of his body, but the whole picture is focused on Ryan. I didn't even see Peyton in this image. Did not even see. And I'm showing him on screen share and he goes, go back that picture. I go, what? One of Ryan. He goes, go back that picture right now. So I go back to it and he goes, oh, no, man. He goes, oh, no, you gotta delete that right now. I was like, bro, you're literally not in this. He goes, look to the left of the screen. I look and I see his body. He goes, I look like a prince.

[Peyton]

Don't say it. Don't say it.

[Cam]

Please. He said, yes. Why?

[Peyton]

I just said it looked like I needed a training, bro.

[Cam]

Oh, my God, dude. I. And I was literally gasping for. I was gasping for air.

[Peyton]

That's. No, that picture. Honestly, like, you know, one of those things right here, Bad angle.

[Cam]

Bad picture.

[Peyton]

When you're alone by yourself and, like, a embarrassing thing pops up, you go, like. You literally cringe. Oh, yeah, that happens to me often.

[Cam]

Yeah, it was that I was in.

[Peyton]

The mirror like this.

[Cam]

You're sitting there, like, trying to stretch him. Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

Wait, what are we. What are we talking about that got us to that point?

[Peyton]

How did we end up on my body?

[Cam]

How do we end up on your nipples? Oh, the test. Nipple sensors. We need to do a test. And now. We've flirted with the idea before. I think we literally need to throw you in the wild and have you just converse with people.

[Peyton]

I can't. No, no, no. But I'm literally done talking to people. I can't. You think I'm joking? I'm not giving fun. I'm getting anxiety now. I'm done talking to people I do not know.

[Cam]

But there's only one way to overcome this.

[Peyton]

I don't want To. I don't. I have my people. I'll talk to you.

[Cam]

Yes, you have your people first off. Then talk to us then.

[Peyton]

Then talk to CJ all the time. When he chooses to talk. When CJ choose to talk to me, I'll talk his head off.

[Cam]

We need to just put you out there in the wild like a. Like a Barnes and Noble. Not even your type of people.

[Peyton]

I love a good Barnes and Noble because that'll be. I went to Barnes and Noble that day. I went to the mall to cool off.

[Cam]

To cool. Yeah. You didn't go to look at books with the cool off.

[Peyton]

No, no, dude, I did go through a thing where I was like, I'm gonna start reading. Like, I was like, I'm gonna start reading. It's good for me, my adhd, dude. It is. It is impossible for me because I was like, okay, I'm going to. I'm gonna overcome this adhd. I'm going to find, like a business book or something. Something I'm interested in. Yeah, I found a business book and I was reading through, like, the back of it to, like, see the summary. It's three sentences in. I was thinking about Ruby. I was like, I don't know. Like, I was off somewhere else and I was like, what did I just read, bro?

[Cam]

It's our. Okay, well, you are, like, in the 99. You're in the 99th percentile.

[Peyton]

Oh, so when I stutter, it's the end of the world. Did we not just hear him beatbox?

[Cam]

That wasn't a full blown beatbox. That was me trying to be politely say that you are the doom scroller of doom scrollers. You can.

[Peyton]

I don't think that's true. Robbie hasn't looked up yet in the episode. Like, Robbie has not looked up once.

[Cam]

That's true. But that's. Oh, yeah, he's looked up multiple times. But he's also not doom trolling.

[Peyton]

You know what he's doing back there?

[Cam]

You, Peyton, you're gonna take the stand right now, gavel in hand. You can go to prison. And you're. You're.

[Peyton]

We look at my screen time all the time. My screen time. Okay? It's different. It's my job. My screen time is my job. I'm gonna look it up. Okay? We already did this. I don't even know how to get to it. How do you see? I don't know how to get. How do you get to it?

[Cam]

Go to home screen. Swipe down in screen time.

[Peyton]

Wait, we do what?

[Cam]

Go to your home Screen. Swipe down.

[Peyton]

It's all my. My notifications.

[Cam]

6 hours and 41 minutes for Pierce.

[Peyton]

How do you find it? How do you find it?

[Cam]

Scroll down.

[Peyton]

Scroll down.

[Cam]

What? The home screen. Scroll down. Right there. Not from the top, you dumbass. Literally just middle. Right there.

[Peyton]

Go down.

[Cam]

Time. Entering screen time. Yeah. What's CJ's? 3 hours and 20 minutes.

[Peyton]

Okay, okay.

[Cam]

14 hours a day.

[Peyton]

Okay. So what's yours?

[Cam]

Mine is daily average is five.

[Peyton]

My daily hours. My daily average is eight. Eight hours and one minute. It's not bad.

[Cam]

Are you serious?

[Peyton]

Yes. Eight hours in one minute.

[Cam]

Show that.

[Peyton]

You gotta have the one in front of you.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Eight hours and one minute this week. Yeah, I'm doing good. Thank you.

[Cam]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. To be fair now. To be fair.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Go back to it. Go back to it. Because I saw. I saw a big spike now.

[Peyton]

I saw a big spike on Mondays. It's upload days.

[Cam]

No, no, no. So that's. That's.

[Peyton]

You can't hear you.

[Cam]

12 hours. And the average is also taking in today, which you've only been on it for about one hour today.

[Peyton]

You don't know what I've been doing.

[Cam]

So we're sitting. We're looking at a healthy ten and a half.

[Peyton]

Dude, honestly, me and Cam have had this. We're having this fight right now, and we had it pre production. Fall is rolling around.

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I get the worst allergies during fall. Oh, I. And I am sick of people like you saying that fall is the best season.

[Cam]

Fall is fall. I think fall is the best season.

[Peyton]

But I cannot breathe during the season.

[Cam]

I have allergies. It's still the best.

[Peyton]

Exactly. I don't enjoy a season where I cannot function in my motor skills. I wake up, my throat is hoarse. My nose is running. I can't see.

[Cam]

Oh, God.

[Peyton]

There's no way you think fall is better than summer.

[Cam]

Is fall. I do think fall is better than summer.

[Peyton]

How?

[Cam]

Because it's you. Okay. You can do all outdoor activities that you could in the summer, minus swimming.

[Peyton]

That's the biggest outdoor activity for the summer.

[Cam]

That's fine. So take that. Take what? You can still go play a beach volleyball. You can go throw football, you know, play outdoor basketball. You can do all that in the fall. You can. So there's only one thing that gets removed. 2. Swimming and tanning. Swimming and tanning.

[Peyton]

Yes. So we all start to. I look like a sugar cookie. You literally look like Casper in the fall. No, we don't.

[Cam]

Like, this is not true. That's not true. You. So you can do everything you can do in summer, minus water activities and just sit and soaking in the race.

[Peyton]

Then what's great about fall?

[Cam]

Everything. Like indoor, outdoor, cozy clothing. You can do indoor, outdoor sports come back around indoor, outdoor in the summer.

[Peyton]

You can do indoor, outdoor in the summer.

[Cam]

What are you. What are you. What are you doing?

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

You spend your whole summer just sitting inside.

[Peyton]

You can do both, but I'm saying you. There's a whole.

[Cam]

You can literally do both. You. Oh, let's go outside and throw football.

[Peyton]

Why are you not a nerd? In the fall? You can do that literally every season.

[Cam]

Much more enjoyable. It's much more enjoyable in the fall because it's not. You're not sweating in 107. Or it's not 30 degrees in January. It's. It's temperate, cool. You're not going to switch off. You're not freezing where you're in a parka. But.

[Peyton]

Okay, but. So you're saying both things you're saying you can do in both seasons. The things you're saying you can do in both seasons. Go indoor, outdoor. Guess what I can do in the summer? Breathe. Okay, so I'm up one and get. Burn. Another thing. That.

[Cam]

That is a you problem.

[Peyton]

You said you have it, too.

[Cam]

Exactly. And I want you have it too. Once I wake up in the morning, snot rocket and take a Zyrtec, I'm good to go.

[Peyton]

I think the only reason you think fall is better is the propaganda.

[Cam]

No fall propaganda. Fall propaganda is better. That's. That's just one thing. All the fall decor. They. We get to do all the fall items, the fall lines of everything, all the drinks, all the pumpkin this, pumpkin that.

[Peyton]

I'm on a giving. No, I'm a healthy man. I'm not doing pumpkin. First of all sports.

[Cam]

All. All sports come back. All sports come back. Football starts. NBA starts. They. They all start in the fall.

[Peyton]

What does that mean? They go in.

[Cam]

They go.

[Peyton]

They go into the summer. Except for football. Football goes into the summer. Basketball goes into the summer.

[Cam]

Exactly.

[Peyton]

Basketball is the best sport. It's our favorite sport.

[Cam]

It does. It ends at the beginning of summer.

[Peyton]

It goes. So it goes into summer.

[Cam]

No, it ends.

[Peyton]

So you celebrate your team's championship going into summer.

[Cam]

How long do you think the 405 down at Bricktown celebrated their.

[Peyton]

Larry O' Brien Bro, there's no way summer. Fall brings seasonal depression.

[Cam]

No, it does not.

[Peyton]

Well, you have winter. I have a. You don't know my season.

[Cam]

That's winter for you.

[Peyton]

You don't know.

[Cam]

I would argue fall and spring are better than summer and winter because summer and winter are the. They're like.

[Peyton]

Can I say spring? Spring is actually the best season.

[Cam]

Spring. That's a hell of a pick.

[Peyton]

Spring is better than fall because you're coming off the coolness of fall the same.

[Cam]

You're not coming off the coolness of fall city. You're coming off the coolness of winter. Really? Yes.

[Peyton]

Is autumn a season?

[Cam]

Spring is fall. They are the same.

[Peyton]

Is autumn a season?

[Cam]

Autumn?

[Peyton]

Wasn't there a season named autumn?

[Cam]

It's. No, but that. I mean it's. It's tomato. Tomato. It's another name for it. But you're not.

[Peyton]

Wait, is autumn a season?

[Cam]

You're on the 1400s.

[Peyton]

What's autumn?

[Cam]

No, it's just. What? Fall.

[Peyton]

Okay. What is autumn?

[Cam]

It's fall. It's a different name for it. Autumn.

[Peyton]

No, I don't think they're the same. Because it wouldn't have a different name. That's a fair point.

[Cam]

What do people in England call French fries? Chips. What do we call French fries? It's the exact same thing. Different names.

[Peyton]

I literally had a calendar in elementary school that had autumn on it.

[Cam]

Ex. Huh? So you owned a calendar that had autumn?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

Where was it and what was it?

[Peyton]

I don't remember. That's what I'm asking. When is it? I don't remember.

[Cam]

Autumn calendar. So you owned one and you can't remember to tell me?

[Peyton]

I had one in like Ms. Kidwell second grade class. I don't remember.

[Cam]

How do you know all your teachers names? How did you. Oh God no. Spring.

[Peyton]

Look, I'm looking at. Keep talking spring.

[Cam]

Okay, hear me out. Genuinely, spring and fall are essentially the same.

[Peyton]

When's autumn? Reason they are the autumn though.

[Cam]

Fall, Autumn, Autumn leaves.

[Peyton]

Yes. Autumn is a season representing the transition from summer to winter.

[Cam]

Yes. What's in between summer and winter? Fall.

[Peyton]

Where. Where does autumn come?

[Cam]

Dude, it's. It's just like the. The Tea party in the parliament. They probably said it over there. We came over here and said, dad, you're not taxing us.

[Peyton]

Why don't we call fall?

[Cam]

Cuz. Falls. Why do we call fall fall?

[Peyton]

Oh, cause the leaves fall.

[Cam]

Oh yeah. So why are you googling it?

[Peyton]

No, I'm saying we don't call autumn fall. Rather fall is an English language term originating in Britain. Fall is Britain. So what? So autumn is us. So I win.

[Cam]

What the Are we been arguing? Because you try to know. You were trying to say it wasn't the Same thing. And you looked it up and did it.

[Peyton]

No, you said, let's stop yelling. Right?

[Cam]

You stop digging in your crotch.

[Peyton]

You said the shorts are tight.

[Cam]

You went.

[Peyton]

You said. You said, we don't call fall autumn because that's. That's for the Brits.

[Cam]

That's a guess.

[Peyton]

That's why you gave the chips and French fries thing.

[Cam]

That's not why. I get that.

[Peyton]

That's just. He said it is. Let me finish.

[Cam]

No, it's not.

[Peyton]

Let me finish. And then. So me arguing your point.

[Cam]

Me arguing your point. Me arguing. You know, that was bad.

[Peyton]

Me arguing your point.

[Cam]

There you go. That took a lot.

[Peyton]

It was actually the reverse. Fall is not American. Fall is Britain. America is autumn. Do you love the red, white, and blue?

[Cam]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Do you back the troops? They call it autumn.

[Cam]

No one calls it autumn. Look up. Look up. Autumn's. I am.

[Peyton]

It says the word fall was a poet.

[Cam]

Look up. Autumn's not fall.

[Peyton]

What?

[Cam]

Where did autumn originate? I'm looking it up. Okay, say it again. Oh. Oh. Say. No, Say the same sentence. Oh, say it. Oh, that's a ham hock, and it's getting ready to get hot. Say it.

[Peyton]

We don't call autumn fall. Rather, fall isn't English.

[Cam]

Look up. Look up. Where? Autumn. Like. Like literally Google this. Where was the word autumn originated?

[Peyton]

Originated. I'm hearing voices again.

[Cam]

I'm here. I'm here to argue.

[Peyton]

Oh, no. It. Actually, I tried to. I spelled autumn A U, T, I, M, and it. Google translated to where was autism originated?

[Cam]

Like, it was made in a lab.

[Peyton]

It says autism didn't originate in one specific place, but was identified and formally described in Europe, in the United states in the 40s.

[Cam]

Autumn.

[Peyton]

Autumn. How do you spell autumn? Autumn. Look, the term autumn originated in Latin as. The term autumn originated in Latin as autumnus, likely from the truckuscan word meaning to increase or the passing of the year before entering English via Old English in the 12th century.

[Cam]

The word fall.

[Peyton]

Listen, the word fall also origin. Also as well, originated in Britain around the same time. So.

[Cam]

So hear me out. Hear me out.

[Peyton]

We're Latin America.

[Cam]

Hear me out with my. Hear me out.

[Peyton]

Hear me out.

[Cam]

Right. You said the 13th century.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Cam]

So with my. What did you say? 13 to 12? Doesn't matter. With my wild guess of 1400, that puts you exactly. Exactly in the 13th century when the word autumn became a thing. And guess what? We were in the 13th century, not here.

[Peyton]

I wasn't here.

[Cam]

Oh, either were we.

[Peyton]

Yes. So we're both okay, but which one came here? First. Autumn or fall?

[Cam]

Oh, my God. The goal posts are moving like they're hitting the mariachi. Oh, oh, oh. Just take it. Just take it, take it.

[Peyton]

We're gonna put in the comments who's right and who's wrong, but I. I.

[Cam]

Can honestly say I don't even know what. I don't even know the argument. I don't know. Yeah, you moved it from here to here to here to here.

[Peyton]

No, you were gaslighting.

[Cam]

They're the same thing.

[Peyton]

Autumn and fall are not the same thing.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

Not the same thing.

[Cam]

Anyway, you just looked up the definition of autumn. It said the transition period between summer and winter. That's fall.

[Peyton]

But it is autumn. You're using a nickname. The you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Shopify.

[Cam]

When I started this podcast, it seemed.

[Peyton]

Like I had to figure it out all on my own. The filming schedule, the logos. It was super, super, super overwhelming. And it. It just seemed like every day int new decision that needed to be answered. Especially when we started doing merch Cam. It was awful. We were our own fulfillment center. We were our own customer help line. We were on POS system. It was awful. Do you remember that?

[Cam]

Oh, my God. I remember it all. PTSD every single time I think about it.

[Peyton]

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[Peyton]

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[Cam]

Oh, my God. Okay, enough of you with fall and autumn.

[Peyton]

I want to see what they say.

[Cam]

There's. There's some speaking of another thing that happens in fall because we're getting there. Everyone sits around outside and it's cozy and you talk.

[Peyton]

And through those, I specifically don't go outside and I don't talk. I know it's two things I don't do.

[Cam]

But we're sitting there in Oklahoma this past weekend and we're talking and I you not Liv's mom just goes into the story. We're talking about Liv's nephew. He's starting to get to driving and stuff. And she goes, yeah, one time I was pulled over by a helicopter.

[Peyton]

Lives your wife's mom was pulled over by a helicopter as the first source.

[Cam]

She got a traffic violation from a shopper. Is that legal? You are not being serious.

[Peyton]

She had five stars.

[Cam]

She said. She said no. Yeah, I said the same joke. I said, oh, you had you hit a quick call the lesson her. She said, who the Lester. But she said she was on a highway and she got pulled. A chopper was above her. Now I don't know. She doesn't even know if they were looking for someone with the same vehicle description or what. Yeah, but the chopper calls down like to the troopers on the ground.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And they pull her over and she goes, what the hell? What did I even do?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

And they said, we got word From Chopper Gunner 8 to take you over, pull you off to the side. You got a ticket for speeding. How fast was she going to wear a helicopter?

[Peyton]

You have to be breaking at least 170. You get pulled over by a helicopter.

[Cam]

Driving and God, that just goes. That proves our point. Like you cannot. You can't grab someone in the streets of Dallas and say have you been pulled over by helicopter?

[Peyton]

Unless. Unless you just robbed a chase bank. You can't.

[Cam]

You can't get pulled over by Oklahoma is mythical.

[Peyton]

This happened in Oklahoma. I didn't think they had the funding for that. For helicopters.

[Cam]

They had the one state chopper and it took off one day and it arrested it. Lolly, you know, arrest her. Gave her a ticket.

[Peyton]

How does that. So are they just patrolling in the sky?

[Cam]

I literally asked her and she said she didn't hear it. She didn't see it till it was too late.

[Peyton]

It was a stealth. It was a stealth bomber.

[Cam]

She said she didn't hear or see it until it literally was right above her.

[Peyton]

Insane. That must be from underfunded states like his. Cuz K's back here like Arkansas. I got pulled over by. That's how I got my warrant.

[Cam]

Speed and force by aircraft.

[Peyton]

I've never seen a speed enforced by aircraft sign once in my life.

[Cam]

I think we have enough on ground units.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

They don't have to use military operations in the sky. Stop someone speed.

[Peyton]

I'll drive one mile down my my street by my House. And I'll see six cops. Like, I don't need on. And then I'll see traffic cops. I'll see. Dude, one of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm. First of all, if you drive a Ford, a black Ford Explorer by choice, you're one of the worst people ever.

[Cam]

Oh. Oh, my God. And especially if you have a little boring.

[Peyton]

Oh, man. You're like. When you. When those people that are like looking like, trying to look like the police officers because you've ruined my night.

[Cam]

Oh, yeah, you.

[Peyton]

Oh, man.

[Cam]

Oh.

[Peyton]

If you, if you buy an old cop car.

[Cam]

Different theory on that. Yeah, if you, if you. Dude, say what?

[Peyton]

You have a theory about people that buy old cop cars? What is it?

[Cam]

Like? You. They're. They're different. They're straight up different. Or if it was a gift, then they don't love you. There's no way, no way you buy an old. A scalped cop car that has a huge beaming flashlight that's not even active. And you can't. You can't get rid of it.

[Peyton]

Dude. I grew up in my neighborhood back home in Pflugerville, Texas. There was. And I was in high school. When I was first driving, I was 16. And yes, when you're 16, you drive stupid. I was driving fast all the time. Like, that was my thing, right? And there's these people in my neighborhood and they.

[Cam]

So they.

[Peyton]

There's this cop car in my neighborhood. Like, it was like an old fashioned cop car. It looked just like a cop car. It had lights on it, it had the stickers on the side, right. And I was driving fast in my neighborhood, which I shouldn't have been doing.

[Cam]

Should not have been doing.

[Peyton]

But I saw this cop car and I was like, oh, I stopped really quick. I look over, there was two people in this cop car. One driving, one in the passenger seat. The median age of those two people was 103. It was the oldest people I've ever seen in my life. And I was like, is this like Bonnie and Clyde? Like, did they steal a cop car? I look over and it says old citizen patrol on the side of their thing. And it was like a gag, almost random off the road. That should be illegal.

[Cam]

Said old citizen patrol or something like that.

[Peyton]

Like old people patrol.

[Cam]

And it was just a set of grandparents.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And that's like, that's what they did with their retirement fund, is go and got a cop car and painted old.

[Cam]

You know, you don't have a. You don't have your grandson's football game to go to something Old citizen now. Now let's play this.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Who do they stop and what are they patrolling?

[Peyton]

They don't. It's like a gag. Which I thought was illegal to do because they had lights on there.

[Cam]

They're not even like, mobilizing. Like, they're not doing it. They're not an actual patrol.

[Peyton]

No, they are, like going to Heb or. Sorry. They're going, like Kroger for groceries.

[Cam]

No, they suck.

[Peyton]

Yeah, well, they're definitely not with us because I went back home the other weekend. That car is not there anymore. Probably got impounded after.

[Cam]

What? Okay, hold on, dude. Last thing I gotta say when I tell you. The other day, I'm at the house, I'm in my office, and I start hearing music. Very known music, very hip hop music from my living room. Okay? The song I'm hearing Throw baby. I'm trying to put it on throw baby.

[Peyton]

Wait, you're hearing throat baby in your living room?

[Cam]

My living room, My house, middle of the day, everyone's home. Okay? So I'm like. Lives on some freak like, you were.

[Peyton]

In the bathroom like this.

[Cam]

You look at them, you're like, hell, yeah. I just finished taking it. I'm like, don't, baby. I'm getting ready, right?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I turn the corner. It's my son. It is Malachi. And for me.

[Peyton]

Kennedy. Oh, wow.

[Cam]

Sitting there like this, looking at the tv. I look up to my surprise, it is not throat baby and throat baby music video. Because I was about to say, we are ruining this poor child. It is a baby version. A baby sing along lullaby song. Using that beat in the same rhyme scheme and everything. No, about counting numbers.

[Peyton]

No, count with me.

[Cam]

I'm trying to learn my numbers. Count with me.

[Peyton]

I started.

[Cam]

I was like. It was like, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. And it literally started going. So I immediately pause it. Live. Where are you live? Come here. What the hell is this? What is this? And she goes, oh. A lot of mom friends were swiping up and they were telling me that if we loved Ms. Rachel. If you like that to try this one out.

[Peyton]

This Ms. Rachel After Dark.

[Cam]

No, no, seriously. I was like, what? So I go to. I go to that pages. I'm not gonna say it, but I go to their page. Yeah, I hit another one. It's the. What's the Three little piggies. Okay, Three little piggies. What's the. What's the story? Three little piggies would blow your house down. The one with wood and the hay. And then the bricks.

[Peyton]

The Big Bad Wolf.

[Cam]

Big Bad Wolf. Big Bad Wolf. Sorry. Three Little Miss. Right.

[Peyton]

Pierce was born six months ago.

[Cam]

Little Miss Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf. It's Little Red Riding Hood. Yeah. That's why I laughed at it. It's like Little Miss Riding Hood. So I click on that one. I go, there's no way that had to been a one off. I click on that one immediately starts like a trap beat. Yeah. And the little piggies. Oh, they're sad. And they go into the house. It cuts. They have this grandiose cutscene for the wolf. First off, he appears. He's scary. Like, this is scaring. It's scaring me. He's like, slobbering out the side of his mouth.

[Peyton]

What is Malachi doing?

[Cam]

His teeth are sharp. He's just. He's loving it. And I. You not. The wolf goes, oh, what's poppin? What's shaking today? I'm in the mood for bacon. And he starts running after, and it is. It is literally terrifying. He's bro. It cuts to the pigs, and they're. They're squealing and, like, shaking, sweating, because how scared they are of this wolf. And his eyes, his pupils are going big as olives. And he's salivating out the side of his mouth, like. And I'm just sitting here like, who the made this? Like, why are little kids watching?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

A wolf literally terrorized these little pigs. And it. The whole song, he's rapping and he's spitting bars that are like, none of them are bad, obviously, but, like. But it's an adult. You understand the meaning. You're just like, this is a. Like, this is kind of a lot, I think, dude.

[Peyton]

Oh, it might be anti wolf propaganda. It might be like, that's how at a young age, you know, don't touch wild animals. Don't go. Like, that's maybe what it's teaching.

[Cam]

The piggies were having, like, trimmers in the corner. Yeah, like.

[Peyton]

That'S hilarious.

[Cam]

Count me in.

[Peyton]

First of all, first of all, you need to monitor your child's watch history, because that might be a CPS call. Like, I don't like that. I don't like my nephew being succumbed to that kind of information. That I don't like that.

[Cam]

But once I realized it, I just let the song go. And as it was singing the count with me, I was like, throw, baby. And I'm sitting in the back, just.

[Peyton]

But, dude. But we. We can't really talk that much about that kind of stuff because if you go back and look at the shows that we watched as kids. It was a hundred percent adult. Oh, like the jokes adult. The suggestivity adult. Like it was bad. Like I'll go back and be like what the hell?

[Cam]

I'm like how? And you're so just. You're so blind to it. Yeah, but even like I'm not gonna name drop, nevermind, not gonna name drop shows and stuff.

[Peyton]

But yeah, it's good.

[Cam]

It is there a lot of like.

[Peyton]

Majority of the shows we grew up watching or adult jokes.

[Cam]

It makes me think I'm just like. Because when we were kids you thought the shows like Family Guy, Simpsons, south park, those were the only bad ones. Like the only. They were truly made to be funny and adult. Like yeah, but bro, when you look back at it now and like the suggestiveness and like some of the references and stuff, like some of it's kind of just funny. It's like adult humor that you didn't really get. But some of it's like, yeah, like I was six watching that. It's crazy. It's wild.

[Peyton]

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[Cam]

I wanted to clear the air real quick. Now.

[Peyton]

Now. Last pop culture cam brought up this documentary that was on Netflix.

[Cam]

Yes. Did you watch it? I watched it, yes. Oh, my. I'm not saying a word.

[Peyton]

Now, now, now. This is the time to click off the video because I will spoil some stuff. Robbie, Robbie, go to the other side of the room.

[Cam]

No, like that. It's worth it. Literally. Go to the. Go out in the halls. Like, don't get the spoiled right.

[Peyton]

All right. So what's the documentary called?

[Cam]

Unknown number of high school catfish.

[Peyton]

Unknown number of High School Cat should.

[Cam]

Still Be number one in the world on Netflix.

[Peyton]

Go back to last episode's pop culture if you want a breakdown of what this is about.

[Cam]

Oh, man. Oh, my God. I'm not giddy right now because I can't wait.

[Peyton]

I want to say my take. Last episode was bad. I didn't understand because I didn't watch it. I don't understand how long. Oh, my God. In the severity of these messages. It was just. The messages are disgusting. Literally disgusting, bro. It's like 14 year olds is.

[Cam]

Yes. 22 months.

[Peyton]

Two years. That's two years. Like almost every day, multiple times a.

[Cam]

Day, 40 to 50 a day of.

[Peyton]

Just like absolutely terrorizing these children. Right. And through the documentary, you get confessionals from the parents, the kids that were getting the messages, the. The people that they thought were doing.

[Cam]

It, the other people blame for it.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Basically, this documentary takes you on a. Who's done it.

[Cam]

Very good.

[Peyton]

It goes. I don't. I. I didn't really like that. I get it as an entertainment standpoint, but I'm gonna get to that.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Peyton]

As you're going through this documentary entertaining. They show this is who they originally thought it was. We're gonna grill you. We're grilling this person in the interview. We're giving you all the reasons we thought it was this person. It wasn't this person. Go to this next person. All the reasons you should think it's this person. Wasn't this person. Now I say they're doing confessionals of everybody. The parents, the kids, the police officers, the FBI, everybody. You still don't know who did it until the very end. One last time.

[Cam]

If you plan on watching it, don't spoil it right now.

[Peyton]

It ends up being the mother of the daughter who was receiving the text. The mother was like sending, like, harassing, like, about. About, like intimate things. Horrible message. Like, it was disgusting. And. And she's just in there the whole time doing interviews.

[Cam]

From the jump.

[Peyton]

From the jump. And then when she talks about the end, she. You can clearly tell. You can clearly tell she has something wrong up here. It's like a. It reminded me low key of Dahmer interviews. Like, it's such a disassociation from the crime.

[Cam]

Yes. But that, bro.

[Peyton]

And she did like two years in jail or something.

[Cam]

I think it was like a year and some change.

[Peyton]

It was like the max you could get for doing something like that.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I am not a fan of how the people of the documentary did this though.

[Cam]

Why that's surprising for me.

[Peyton]

Why they made it so bubbly. And fun and, like, who's done it. And even the way they put, like, the onus on the.

[Cam]

The.

[Peyton]

The. The woman at the end, the mother at the end, who is the. The. The suspect, the person who's committing these crimes. Why the. Are we not saying. Why are you, like. He was just like, why'd you do it? What were you thinking during this whole thing? And just letting her kind of say whatever she wants. Like, man, you were saying stuff to your daughter.

[Cam]

Oh, you're mad they didn't, like, grill her.

[Peyton]

Like, they were just putting in this light, like, oh, you got caught. This is who did it. Like, yeah, that's entertaining for the viewer. I get it. That's why the doc's doing so well. But, like, that's, like, it literally made.

[Cam]

Me ill. No, I. So I'm. I. Obviously, I'm gonna refrain from saying certain things, but I. I had a vulgar reaction.

[Peyton]

I'm just gonna say, I think any normal human being.

[Cam]

It's so bad for y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

I haven't watched it. I'm pointing at Pearson CJ When I do that for y'.

[Peyton]

All.

[Cam]

Haven't watched it so bad. It has become a trend to watch it with someone that has not seen it and then record, like, secretly record them when they reveal it at the park and it's all over. Tick, tock and peop. When I tell you. So Liv, surprisingly, she's never really won good on plots. When I tell you she called it from the jump. Good for her. I. I just. I was like, there's no way. There's no way someone's mom to a little girl could do that. When they said it was her, I instantly. I just. I ran through the Rolodex of cuss words. I. I was just cussing this woman out. No, it was a good.

[Peyton]

I mean, you gotta watch. You gotta watch it.

[Cam]

But it. And then the yes or no afterwards, when she was getting the. The repetitive questioning, did that not, like, irritate the zero accountability?

[Peyton]

None.

[Cam]

Zero.

[Peyton]

Yeah, none.

[Cam]

So I. As you can tell, I just. I just. I just got engulfed in it just. I wasn't in the right. It's like, oh.

[Peyton]

Oh, yeah. She's a disgusting human.

[Cam]

Yeah, we already spoiled the whole thing.

[Peyton]

So.

[Cam]

Long story short, the reason it went 22 months is because they went to the police.

[Peyton]

Didn't do.

[Cam]

Right. They did. They were trying to do everything they did because they thought it was a this surface level thing. They thought it was a kid, and they were like, okay, it could be an adult.

[Peyton]

And they could have found that out in a couple weeks.

[Cam]

Yeah, they could. But it got so serious and never stopped. And it just kept continuing that the FBI had to get involved. So then they ended up.

[Peyton]

They basically just got a search warrant for the phone, history of the app that the person was using, full extraction.

[Cam]

Of the phone, and then they back traced IP addresses, and then all of them led to one phone. And that phone was under the name of the mom. So then they show they're going to warrant, and then they go to the house, and then they tell her. Right.

[Peyton]

And they show you the. The body cam footage of whenever.

[Cam]

What, in the moment of the arrest.

[Peyton]

Disassociated. Disassociated.

[Cam]

God bless that girl. I literally paused the show probably three times, and I said, so bad for her. I literally. I. I was. I was near moved to a tear. I'm not even gonna lie. Especially being a father now. And that's not a weird flex. I'm saying, like, because I tried to put myself in the shoes, like, thinking of doing that to Malachi, I was getting so angry.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

I was like, if I was that girl, I would legit be, like, hitting my mom's hand, like, don't you catch me.

[Peyton]

But you can't blame her. She was. She was there. I can't imagine that. Yeah, you could see she was just, like.

[Cam]

She was gone.

[Peyton]

Gone. And even in, like, the.

[Cam]

The. And then the husband, he's busted his poor guy for over a year, picking up extra shifts. She lied.

[Peyton]

She lied. She had a job.

[Cam]

Had income. Income coming in.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Oh, my God. Yeah, dude.

[Peyton]

Trying to run some insurance fraud.

[Cam]

Oh, my God.

[Peyton]

She's crazy.

[Cam]

Horrible person.

[Peyton]

But go watch that.

[Cam]

Okay, so now all the insight taken off. Did you enjoy watching it? One out of ten.

[Peyton]

It was entertaining. Entertaining. But it pissed me off how they did it, though. I was like, bro, okay, well, how.

[Cam]

Would you change that? Just that one part. Let me get off. Like, what would you have done?

[Peyton]

Better criminalize this woman more or less as she deserves?

[Cam]

You have to understand, though, in the time of the confessional, she was already out. She'd already served the sentence.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Cam]

So I'm saying, like.

[Peyton]

Yeah, but. But they're kind of. I'm saying in the way that they directed, they made it, like, more of a who's done it? And, like, the big thing is, like, at the end is.

[Cam]

But are you. Would you be afraid of, like, because this is a free woman. She can, like, if you.

[Peyton]

Would you be afraid of a crime? She was. It's not like it was an alleged thing. She's convicted of this crime.

[Cam]

No, I know. I'm saying she's already free. So I'm saying if. Would you be afraid as producer standpoint, if you go in there and we're just straight talking this woman, like, you're an awful person. She's like, get out of my house.

[Peyton]

Not you. You don't. It's not going about it like that. It's how you directed and produced this and. And the light that you put on this person. You can edit it. You edited it in a strange way anyway with the confessionals about the daughter. With the daughter's confessionals. They edited it weird because the. In the pink. That was like, right after it happened.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And they were putting it in moments for after it happened, like in two years later, like in their misconstruing, like, how she felt about. And it's weird. So if you can do that with her, you can. You can paint this woman and how she deserves to be painted.

[Cam]

Yeah, she definitely was. To your point. She definitely was like.

[Peyton]

Like the weird. The weird shots. Like B roll shots ahead of her looking out the window. Yeah. With the. With the thunder. Thunder and the rain going. I was like, bro, what the Batman, dog. Yeah.

[Cam]

Like the creep seeks sicko. Yeah, I. I feel you on that. She was it the no accountability. Even at, like, you've. It's. It's. It's really over. Like, yeah, this is documentary. You've already been arrested, gone to jail, served, and you're done. So it's like, just try to be a better person. She's still just like, I. I'm not. I just. It wasn't me. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Peyton]

But that was his favorite segment here. Pop culture paying. Pop culture payday camp. Get us out of here.

[Cam]

Appreciate each and every single one of you. Coming back to episode one eight, who of the you should know podcast. As P says before, as I say at the end, make sure you share this with a loved one, a friend, an enemy, a best friend, a little cousin, an auntie, uncle, a little nephew, niece, grandma, grandparents, or a straight up op. Send it. Share it to anybody. We're on that road to 1 million subs. We're getting there, surely and spicily. But to confuse the casuals and get your good karma, this week's secret code. Oh, that's kind of close. But we're gonna roll with it. Eps.

[Peyton]

Eps. Every person sucks.

[Cam]

If you want to take it as that. Sure. I was thinking ear piercing story.

[Peyton]

Ear piercing story. Guys.

[Cam]

Every person sucks.

[Peyton]

I need to clean my ear for real. All right, guys. We love you so much. Remember, one out of two claw bears don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you next time. And on the Patreon.

[Cam]

We'll see you on the Patreon. Yeah.

[Peyton]

No.

[Cam]

Yeah. Yeah. His ears stink. Goodbye. Mike and Alyssa are always trying to outdo each other.

[Peyton]

When Alyssa got a small water bottle.

[Cam]

Mike showed up with a 4 liter jug.

[Peyton]

When Mike started gardening, Alyssa started beekeeping.

[Cam]

Oh, come on. They called a truce for their honor holiday and used Expedia trip planner to collaborate on all the details of the trip.

[Peyton]

Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool. Whatever.

[Cam]

You were made to outdo your holidays. We were made to help organize the competition. Expedia made to travel.