WE GOT KICKED OUT OF A WATER PARK! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

You Should Know Podcast Episode: "WE GOT KICKED OUT OF A WATER PARK!" Release Date: July 28, 2025

Hosts: Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy from Wood Elf Media

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1. Podcast and Tour Updates

[00:00 - 02:20]

Peyton and Cameron kick off the episode by sharing exciting news about their podcast's expansion. They announce upcoming tours targeting the Southeast Coast, including cities like Atlanta, Charlotte, Tampa, Houston, Nashville, and more. Peyton humorously remarks, “I think it might be the new season,” highlighting their enthusiasm for new beginnings and engaging with their growing audience.

2. Meeting the Rizzler at a Wrestling Event

[04:03 - 11:14]

A standout moment in this episode revolves around Peyton’s encounter with a young wrestling fan named the Rizzler. Peyton describes the intense security measures at the event: “There was like 18 security guards down a hallway...” reflecting the Rizzler's popularity and the challenges of meeting a young idol.

Peyton shares his excitement: “The Rizzler, he is a kid,” emphasizing the impact this meeting had on him. Cameron adds humorously, “We love you, Rizzy. Keep going,” showcasing their supportive friendship. This interaction underscores the hosts' ability to connect with fans of all ages and adds a heartfelt layer to the episode.

3. Parental Stories: Fathers' Unconventional Courtships

[18:16 - 21:16]

The conversation shifts to personal anecdotes about their parents' romantic beginnings. Both Peyton and Cameron reveal that their fathers employed unconventional methods to win over their mothers.

Peyton recounts, “My dad stalked her from that moment on,” detailing how his father attended a Michael Jackson concert just to catch a glimpse of his future wife. Cameron mirrors this sentiment, saying, “My dad used to stalk my mom a little bit,” sharing how his father would appear mysteriously at bowling leagues to spend time with his mother.

These stories highlight the lengths their fathers went to in pursuit of love, adding depth and humor as the hosts reflect on the quirky ways relationships can start.

4. The Road Trip Buddy Concept

[23:22 - 28:27]

Peyton introduces the concept of a "road trip buddy," a humorous take on the idea of following another driver during long journeys. He explains, “You're driving a long distance… and you see that Dodge Durango ahead of you… you think they're your road trip buddy.”

Cameron chimes in with laughter, sharing his own experiences: “Me and this big truck one time pissed off this car behind us...” The duo humorously debates the legitimacy of this phenomenon, blending their banter with relatable road trip scenarios.

A memorable exchange includes Peyton's exaggerated commitment: “If someone's following me… I'll walk to Oklahoma,” illustrating their playful and exaggerated approach to the topic.

5. Q&A Game: How Well Do They Know Each Other?

[30:54 - 43:08]

In a lighthearted segment, Peyton and Cameron engage in a Q&A game designed to test how well they know each other. They pose a series of five questions, answering them about one another to determine who has a deeper understanding of the other’s quirks and habits.

For example, when asked, “If you and me were in a supermarket together and we got separated, where's the first place you'd look for me?” Peyton answers confidently, “[...] The bathroom,” showcasing his awareness of Cameron’s humorous personal traits.

Cameron retorts with playful accusations: “We all have done it,” and “Peyton's bowels,” emphasizing their comfortable and teasing friendship. This segment not only provides laughs but also reinforces the strong bond between the hosts.

6. Riddles and Hilarious Attempts to Solve Them

[66:45 - 79:54]

Towards the episode's end, Peyton and Cameron attempt to solve riddles, leading to a series of comedic failures. One such riddle involves determining the perpetrator in a school murder mystery, which stumps both hosts as they bicker over the obvious yet overlooked solution: “They don’t see a single person because they’re all married.”

Their inability to promptly solve the riddles highlights their playful dynamic and adds an entertaining conclusion to the main content. Cameron's final riddle about what must be broken before use leads to mutual confusion and laughter, embodying the spontaneous and humorous spirit of the podcast.

Conclusion

[80:22 - End]

As the episode wraps up, Peyton and Cameron reflect on their ongoing tour and encourage listeners to join their community on the Koala Club platform. Their enthusiastic promotion reinforces their dedication to expanding their reach and engaging more deeply with their audience.

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Notable Quotes:

• Peyton Hardin: “The Rizzler, he is a kid.” [05:04]
• Cameron Kennedy: “We love you, Rizzy. Keep going.” [05:44]
• Peyton Hardin: “I think Papa Riz is correct.” [08:22]
• Cameron Kennedy: “Uncle P, subscribe to the you should know pod.” [80:57]

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This episode of the You Should Know Podcast weaves together heartfelt storytelling, humorous exchanges, and engaging segments that showcase the deep friendship and chemistry between Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy. From meeting young fans to sharing family stories and playful games, listeners are treated to a rich and entertaining experience that underscores why they should keep tuning in.

Transcript

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To the.

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To the southeast coast, I think. I don't really know geometry or geography, but we're gonna be there. There's tickets available first or second link in the description. We love you guys so, so much. Remember there's gonna be an end of tour documentary on the Patreon. We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast. We are co host cam back in the studio.

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Rickshaw's on a drop top and it big. It loss.

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It's the most.

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I've cut me hair with a blank. My God.

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It's the most energy I.

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You've gotten in quite.

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In quite some time actually. Last week's. What was that?

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Because of this one right here, this number because this guy got an upgrade mustache. No Longer. Tasting my own facial hair. Beard, son. Can't grab it readily and as easy anymore.

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Yeah.

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Hair. I look like a good mannequin.

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Yeah.

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Not a mannequin, but a man again.

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I'm not a mannequin. I'm a mannequin.

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Go to the trunk.

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I pop it, and I'm gonna get my flannel again.

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My flan again.

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Johannesburg. The Gettysburg. What's Johannesburg? What is it?

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Johannesburg.

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That's a battle. Was there at one point the battle of Johannesburg?

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Or is that just the last name? Or is that a song?

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Or was it a song?

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Havana. Ooh.

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Nah, nah. And he did take her back to east Atlanta.

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Yeah. Or hosanna.

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I know a guy named Jose. He's not black, but he likes to play. Ooh.

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Take him outside.

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Yeah.

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It's a rainy day.

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Yeah.

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Need an umbrella? He said, hey, Jose.

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Pierce and C.J. there.

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Oh, leave him in a room.

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What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the you should know podcast. Now, Cam, how was your week, bubba? How was everything going?

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It was good.

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Too much now. Now you're starting to get into that room where it gets a little much.

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Yeah, I crossed the line.

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How are you feeling? How's everything been going?

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Everything has been going fantastic for me. It's been a great week. Got some rain. Kind of supposed to be summer. Supposed to be tanning, you know, hanging out with the boys outside in the sun, but got a little rain. What about you? How's your week?

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Fantastic. May I say I met the. Oh, I met a legend.

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You did.

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A legend in a 4, 3 body. A small little legend.

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Smallest legend that walks our earth.

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I met the Rizzler.

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The Rizzler.

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Kali. I met the Rizzler. And not only did I meet him, I got to have a conversation with him.

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You did.

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Dare I say that this nine year.

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Old boy, so sweet.

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Has more of an impact verbally than I do. Like, I don't. He was speaking to me and I was like, you were quivering, dude. I was seeing myself. I was like, what is happening? This kid is the coolest kid I've ever met in my life, dude.

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He. That. That was pretty sick. Tell him where you met him at, though.

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I met him at. Aw. All in. And now I'm not gonna get into the whole wrestling thing. I'm save that to the extended I'm a full, like, 20 minute, like, wrestling breakdown and how much I loved this event.

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We know, we know. YSK Core and wrestling core are hand in hand. So we'll see you Wednesday on the extended but.

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But so.

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Aw.

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All in which is their WrestleMania was in Dallas. And I was like, I'm in Dallas. I'm gonna go to Dallas right now. Me. Oh, me and the Rizzler. Well, really, his parents are the ones who run his account. I've been dming. I've been told the Rizzler is a big fan of ysk. I'm a big fan of the Rizzler. Rizzler. Now the Rizzlers. In aew, he was a part of the event. Kids are wrestler.

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Wicked. Yeah. That's honestly sick. He had the whole get up on his flannel, the boots.

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Cute kid.

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What size shoe does he wear?

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Oh, probably no long. No larger than a four. He's got a little boot. He's got a little. Little hoove.

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We love you, Rizzy. Keep going.

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Now we got in contact with him. I sent it off to head of operations kob. I said, hey, will you get this situated? I want to meet the Rizzler when we go to. Aw. Come to find out. The Rizzlers. Huge fan of the podcast.

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Yes.

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The dad was like, hey, he's really going to want to meet y'. All. Like, this is great. I'm. I really want to meet him. We get told where the Rizzler is at. First of all, they treat the Rizzler like he's the president. Rightfully so. There was like 18 security guards down a hallway all.

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All walking and backing a guy. That's it. That he's down here.

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Like, you can't even see him. First of all, like, you can't even get to the hallway where this man is at, or there's not even a man this kid is at. I was like. I was like, am I going to meet the Rizzler or Barack Hussein? I don't know who's around this corner, right? That's his middle name is.

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Who said his middle name?

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So.

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Barack Hussein Obama.

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As I get through the 33 Secret Service members in the armored trucks, I was like, I just want to meet the kid. Right?

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Yeah. You go, where is he?

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Yeah. They pat me down. They check my hands for bomb residue. It was unbelievable, right? They're like. They made me test if I could do the original face.

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I was like, if you can't do the face, you can't get in the room.

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You're right. Big justice was in there, aj. They're all big. Double checklist. So sorry your brother.

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So sorry your brother passed. Let's give five big booms. Boom, boom.

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One of the most insane clips of all Time, by the way.

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I mean, that is. That is. That is method acting to where you have lost. You absolutely lost such. But I just told you that one of their loved ones passed.

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But so we. We go and. They're in a suite. Can't see him. They're in this suite, right? Robbie is texting the Rizzler dad.

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The dad of the Rizzler.

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The one who conceived the wrist.

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The 1 OG wrist.

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Oh, gee. Mr. Rizzler.

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Mr. Rizzler himself.

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Papa Riz.

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Papa Riz.

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Now.

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Oh, gee, let me.

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Grandmaster Riz.

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Oh. Oh, that'd be a. That'd be a different level of risk. There'd be some different lines. That's on that one.

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That's how Pierce Rizz is, huh?

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Get your.

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Pierce is like your bed sheets aren't wide enough.

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He goes, what the you think you're doing in here?

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The crazy part is the Rizzler's probably watching this part right now. I'm so sorry, Papa Riz.

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I hope you OG Riz, retrospect.

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Back to it. So see, K. Rob's texting Papa Riz. Peyton's outside. I don't think Papa Riz told the Rizzler he's gonna be meeting Peyton.

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Oh, W. Pops.

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W. Papa.

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W. Papa is OG.

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I'm ducked off, right? Because there's people out there, and they're.

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Taking pictures, like, trying to come and take pictures. Are you in a corner?

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Yes, I'm in the corner with Sour Patch Kids in my hand, right?

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In a beer or a drink?

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Well, I had a. I had a Double Crown and Coke, but I was like, I can't. I don't want to come around this kid with alcohol in my hand. I absolutely chugged it.

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Oh. So it's. It's.

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I said, hey, Rizzy.

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Yo, son. Rizzy, you're a big fan.

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Hey, do the venue.

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Dad's like this. You're slobbering. He's like. He's like. And he goes.

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No, okay. I wasn't drunk. I wasn't drunk.

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Good man.

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I did mutilate that beverage right before I met him. But then I had Sour Patch Kids, so I didn't have alcohol in my breath. So I eat in the Sour Patch Kids. I see Papa Riz, right? I see Papa Riz.

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Good sign.

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But then three feet below Papa Riz, I feel. And I see this illuminating light of aura. Dude. It was like. It was like a. Like a strobe light was, like, walking. It was just like the crowd of people parted, right? Moses, dude, he's risen.

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Everyone Just goes like this. Okay. It's okay.

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So he parts the sea of people, right? K. Rob goes. Peyton, come here. I see the Rizzler go. I know the name Peyton. Who?

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Peyton. I've heard that one before.

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I bend the corner, I turn. This is all on video, by the way. And you can go see it on right here. I'll put the video right here. So we turn the corner. You know, this kid's face just lights up. And that made me feel so good because the Rizzler, he is a kid. Right. But you'd forget that because he's so popular. Yeah. And he's been on the Tonight show and all this stuff. But then when I see him in that moment, I'm like, oh, this kid. It's just an excited like kid to see one of the people he watches. I adapt him up. I talk to him and he's really cool. I ask him who he agrees with more, me or you? He said both.

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Of course you did risk.

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Hey, be it.

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Be truthful. And I said, shut the hey, Riz. I know you agree with me more, brother.

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Cut the.

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I know you agree with me. You were trying to spare his feelings in front of everyone else. And I appreciate that. You're a real man.

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But it's real, kid. But yeah, I did meet the Rizzler and it was. It was a fantastic start to start to my week.

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That is fire.

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Yeah. 100. I let.

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I left. So he posted you afterwards.

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Yeah.

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Post you said, you should know with the face emoji. Crazy that that emoji lines up pretty well with this whole 100%. Like, it's almost like it was made.

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It's the Rizzler emoji.

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He posted that. And then I came and then I said, I'll definitely meet you next time, big dog.

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Yeah, that.

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That. So shout out to the Rizzler.

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Shout out to the Rizzler Fan of the show.

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We are a fan of you, my boy. So there we go.

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All right.

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I was capsulating it. Kind of just put a little. Put a little closure.

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Anything happening your week that is worth noting?

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I had. Okay. My mom calls me and I'm talking about cuz Real Time. We're about to go to Toronto. Okay. So she's coming over to help with Olivia. Okay. Baby, I'm not struggling that bad. Jesus, I didn't say anything. You look.

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Sometimes, you gotta admit, sometimes it's like you have peanut butter in your mouth. No, I love you. I love you. I.

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If the amount of times that you do itty bitty trips over your words.

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I.

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And I never do. I never say anything.

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I literally have. I have astigmatism of the tongue.

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I said, I have one, too, but you don't. I thought, that is not fair.

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Literally. I got pulled out of class for my speech impediment.

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I went to gt. Yeah.

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You hang your hat on that gt.

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Oh, I'm saying I got pulled out of class, too.

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What did you. What even goes on fat tongue, though, dude. Okay, can you. I've talked to your mom, and she paid for you to get into gt.

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She did not pay for my gt.

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Because you had a friend.

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Mom had no expendable income. That's fact. That's fact. We. We went to school. We had food, went to bed. Like, there was It. It was just.

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That's what it was. We were.

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It wasn't awful. It wasn't. I can get whatever I want. It's a clean little medium with a little left lean.

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He's like, I. I had to be good at basketball. Okay, so tell me what happens.

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Carry me everything with basketball. Anyway, long story short, she calls Liv. I, like, hijacked the phone call, and I'm talking to her, and then she's basically. We all know the running joke with my mom in some of her clothes, right? She loves her Capri.

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She's a capri bandit. Dead and purple.

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She loves purple. Purple's not the best. You're not Kobe.

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She. She. I love you. And Lisa, you know I love you.

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And we all do.

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You ever seen a 2008 Disney Channel Red carpet?

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Yes.

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Like, some of the outfits. That's wrong. Yeah. And she looks great.

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And she always looks great. She looks good. It's. It's just. But that's one of my jokes that I can, like, hang my hat on when I pick on my mom.

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Right?

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So I say something. I think she's wearing a shirt that I'm like, holly. And I say, mom, I'm gonna go burn your closet to the ground.

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Wow.

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And then I'm going to leave some money on your bed so you can buy a new closet. And she goes, you're gonna make me self conscious. You're gonna make me think my clothes are actually bad. I was like, mom, I'm kidding. You know I'm kidding. In all seriousness, she goes, well, you will be proud of me, though. I got rid of something the other day. I go, what was it? She goes, oh, it was my favorite T shirt. My favorite shirt. And I go, okay. She's like, yeah, I've had it for about 26 years. My mom had a garment, a singular piece of cloth for 26 years. And the worst part. Oh, wait. I go, you're absolutely lying to me.

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Yeah.

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What are the. What are you talking about? You've owned a piece of clothes for three decades? Almost.

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Yeah.

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And she goes, yeah, I used to wear it in my 20s.

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So I go, how old?

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I go, so you've had that shirt for 35 years? Like, you're about to be 60. You had a shirt for 35 years, bro. And I was like, that's not real.

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At what point that's not real? Does it come from that scary to. That's impressive. Like, that is so.

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And it's. It's not like it was cased up in, like.

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That's what I was about to ask. It had to be a plastic hanger. No, it wasn't.

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It was on a hanger for 35 years.

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How many times did she move in 35 years?

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I. Probably. Probably four.

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And that t shirt made it through.

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Not only made it through.

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Somebody died in that T shirt. She loved. Somebody died in that T shirt. And she loves the smell of that person. That's the only way you saw that shirt.

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And she said, I. You know, she doubles down. I. I'm like, I am enamored at this point on the phone call. And I go, this is unbelievable. That's awful. This disgust. I still love you. And she goes, hell, if I keep it a little longer, I bet you'd come back in style. And I said, the fact that you are almost at a resurrection of fashion with a singular piece is unbelievable.

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Have you seen the shirt?

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No. She.

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I need to find this. Okay.

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She said, it's like a blouse. Like a. Not.

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It's a blouse.

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It's like a blouse shirt. She used to wear it to get in a car to cruise the Strip. That was their entertainment. They'd get in the car and they would drive up and down the street, wait. While other people look at them smoke cheap cigarettes.

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They got dressed to drive.

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Oh, my God. They got dressed to drive in a.

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Car, and they didn't even step out.

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Oh, my God. They didn't step out. They park it. They get a little burger, they jump back in, smoke a cigarette, and then just keep driving up and down. Golly. Oh, my God, dude.

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Pre Internet fun is insane.

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Oh, my God. My mom. My mom. My mom busted her head or something. Was her head or her mouth? What's happened on one of her dates? She was on a date, she tripped and fell. Busted her so they had to take her to the ER and then left her.

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We left her. I've had dates like that. I've actually. Oh, my God.

[B]

Dude.

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Okay, say it.

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I think the reason I'm so bad at relationships, because I didn't have a good relationship, like, partner to learn from or like, like an elder to learn from. My dad, the way he courted my mom.

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He stalked her.

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Yeah.

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Like, he, he, he.

[A]

I kid you not. My dad met my mom at a club, right? And they're gonna come on the podcast eventually to tell this story. But they met at a club, right? My dad was obliterated drunk. My mom was dancing, right? My dad spilled a beer all over my mom. And now my mom, if you know Arnita, she don't play that. No, she cusses him out, whatever. Especially. Oh. And my dad goes, I'm sorry, but you're the most beautiful one I've ever seen in my life. Right? First of all, the. Honestly, what a comeback story because they've been married for like 30 years.

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Yeah. That's sick.

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He. He stalks her from that moment on to the point the second time he saw her, he followed her to a Michael Jackson concert. And was two rows behind her. How he found that information, I have no clue.

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That is marvelous. Your father could be a PI.

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Went to her job. Yeah. By the way, my mom is not entertaining him.

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Yeah. She said get away.

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Went to her job and found her car and cleaned it.

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Cleaned her car while she's on the clock. Would leave. What'd he say? He said he'd leave a rose or something.

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Yes.

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Yes.

[A]

Yeah. What a fucking. You just stalker. And just stalked her to the point where she finally gave him a chance after two weeks of dating. He proposed to her with a. With a stuffed dog. And she goes, no, he had this stuffed animal dog with a ring on it. And she goes, nope, nope. And he was still the oldest and. Okay. And that's maybe where I get it from. That's why I want to take FedEx packages off these baddies doorstep and see what their name is.

[B]

Oh my God. There must been something. There must been some in the air back then.

[A]

Yeah.

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Cuz I don't know if I told it here. I think I might have my dad with the same thing.

[A]

What happened?

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My dad used to stalk my mom a little bit.

[A]

Yeah. He literally didn't bring that.

[B]

She said she was at a bowling alley league. She was at a bowling league. She's with her friends and stuff. She would turn, she'd see my dad in the dark depths of the room. He lives in the shadows, right?

[A]

Oh, that's Mike. He doesn't surprise me.

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He was in the shadows and he was just watching her. And this is young Mike too. So he's suave. Looking back there. She's my dad.

[A]

Why do I still imagine him dressed in a UPS outfit?

[B]

Yeah. Even before he got the chop, she said she would turn around, my mom would bowl a strike, she would turn back around. My dad was gone.

[A]

Of course he was. He would just be like.

[B]

He was like. But what the. What is up with our fathers stalking our mothers?

[A]

And they've been married and then they.

[B]

Both of them are still together to this day, forever. It sounds like. If you want. If you want to. If you want a woman, you stalk her. You stalk her.

[A]

If you want a woman for the.

[B]

Rest of the time, you absolutely follow her. You get inside that train, you stalk her. You follow her to a job, clean her car, and then she's going out of state. You get on the plane her first.

[A]

Now there has been times before I have just happened to take the same route. I got a fare like, I'll see somebody pass on a fair and be like, I Actually did want something that way. And I'll go follow. But that's not like. I'm not like in trash cans. Oh, you know what I mean.

[B]

I do know what you mean. And I'm glad you brought that up.

[A]

Bring it up to me.

[B]

How long do you continue your path if you are presumably being followed?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Before you make a fake detail.

[A]

Until. Oh. And so until I make a detour on stop. Until I stop following.

[B]

Oh. If someone's following me and in the corn dog spot. I want it right there. I will. I'll walk to. I'll walk to Oklahoma.

[A]

Wait, am I the follower or the followee?

[B]

You are the followee. You're being followed.

[A]

I'm being followed. I don't think I've ever been followed.

[B]

Oh, you have.

[A]

I've been following fans and malls.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

That's different.

[B]

Am I cracking? I want you to think about this. There's someone non fan, non podcast related.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That has 100% crept behind you and followed you.

[A]

No shot.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I have the most spatial awareness.

[B]

It's. No, I do that. But you don't know they're not in your spatial.

[A]

Okay. But there's no way to prove that.

[B]

Oh, it's provable.

[A]

I used to think I was getting like, I had a PI on me.

[B]

I did it. I'm just kidding, dude. PIs. Now, I'm not going to lie. How does one apply for that? Cuz I thought about that. I said if my life goes to hell, I lose my job, my wife, my kids, everything.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I'd be a private investor.

[A]

You couldn't be. You're 67 with the widest hips known to man. That you can't. There's no way to hide. And you're like illuminating white with no shirt on. So it's like. It's like that guy.

[B]

If I wore a trench coat, I'd literally look like the monsters of space.

[A]

Jam in a trench coat is like you put two kids like trying to sneak into a movie. Like, that's exactly you.

[B]

Okay. I can't be a PI Fucking way to shoot my dreams down. Geez.

[A]

Okay. But speaking of. You know, this is one thing I've been trying to bring up for weeks, but I was gonna. I was waiting to bring it up because it was coming off of the me trying to steal the FedEx box or the Amazon box off the girl's doorstep. Which I didn't do.

[B]

But.

[A]

But I. I do take walks by her house every day.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

And that's legal. And legal. And I look through her window right now, but I don't get up to the window. If I'm walking past a window, I can look in a window.

[B]

That's very legal.

[A]

Very legal and normal. Very, very legal and normal.

[B]

Very defendable in court.

[A]

Now, I don't even stop. I do slow down, pass away.

[B]

Also natural.

[A]

Very legal. Yes. Now, people need windbreaks during walks. Now, I did happen to check inside of her car, the back seat, and see how long I could stay there until she came.

[B]

I was gonna be like, very. I mean, you. Hell of a lawyer. Get you out. Hell of a lawyer looking in cars. Perfectly legal.

[A]

I thought I dropped something in there because I did bump into it.

[B]

I thought it was mine. I thought you go, 2019 Taurus has a little maroon. There's a back scratch on the left.

[A]

No, she has a really nice car. It's like a Porsche GT or something. It's really nice. I saw an old man washing it one day, and I said, I don't like that. So I pretended to be Jehovah's Witness. I like to talk to. I said, I'd like to talk to you about. Who the Are you? You go.

[B]

Excuse me, ma', am. Do you have any time for. Is he gone? He's safe. Are you all right?

[A]

All right.

[B]

I'm going be back. Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

What were you saying?

[A]

I think I've brought. I might have brought this up before, but I. I think it was in our personal lives. Road trips. I take road trips whenever I go back home to Austin. Any road trip that is over two hours long, I like to find a road trip buddy.

[B]

Two hours.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That is like. I drove two hours of work this morning. Two hours?

[A]

Hell, no.

[B]

For me, it's four. Four's the threshold.

[A]

So you get a road trip buddy.

[B]

Too, at four hours, I have to double your complaint time. And then I get a road trip buddy. I want one at least.

[A]

You know what a road trip buddy is?

[B]

You talking about some freaky stuff. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[A]

No, a road trip buddy. What's your definition of a road trip buddy?

[B]

Human being sitting next to me to where I can talk.

[A]

Oh, no, that's not a road trip buddy.

[B]

Are we all talking about some weird underground club?

[A]

What are we talking about? A road trip buddy in my definition. A road trip buddy in my definition is you're driving on a highway all alone, and you've been driving for a while, and you see that Dodge Durango ahead of you, and you've been going the same direction for a while.

[B]

Oh, I.

[A]

And then you just see how long y' all are gonna drive the same direction. That's a road trip, buddy. Do you ever have those? You don't follow people on road trips?

[B]

No. Me and this. Me and this big truck one time pissed off this car behind us and then he almost ran us off, but that's about it.

[A]

Well, I'm not tag teaming, running people off the road. No, I'm strictly speaking. I'm strictly speaking of when you're driving a long distance, okay, you see a car going the same direction as you for a long time, you're like, holy. This is my road trip, buddy. There's times you can pass them. There's times where they make a maneuver and you're like, where are you going? But you always. You're. It doesn't matter. You're staying behind them the whole time. And you think that they know. Yes. You think that they know you're with them. You form this relationship the whole road trip until all of a sudden break off and take an exit. That is a pain I have never experienced. My grandma died of cancer. And that exit, it's about equal. Because, you know. Well, I'm saying probably not.

[B]

Probably a little up there.

[A]

I'm 1A, 1B exit from a stranger.

[B]

You'Ll never speak to.

[A]

But that's the thing. I never got to talk to you about this road trip. You saw that dead deer on the side of the road, you saw it.

[B]

We both saw that together.

[A]

You saw that hazard wheel in the middle.

[B]

We both saw that little cops front tire.

[A]

Pumpkin. We both slowed down.

[B]

Oh, see, now, okay, where I don't agree with you. If I have a. If I have an opportunity to pass them, they're in the dust. I'm gone. I'm not. I'm not here to play games. I'm here to get from A to B. Why now? My road trip buddies.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are. Are you gonna break the law with me? How much will you speed with me?

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's important too, because he can't now.

[B]

Because now if we commit to. If we commit to sin together.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And Clyde, if we commit to sin together, the police officer can only get one of them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So now we went from 100% chance getting pulled over to 50. 50. We both went. We've both literally decreased our odds by half of getting pulled over.

[A]

Yes. That's so important.

[B]

Me. It sucks if you. Sucks. But the other one.

[A]

Okay, but that's how you know you have A road trip buddy. See if they're speeding with you and they're slowing down with you. Oh, God, dude.

[B]

Oh, my God. You both passed that. Oh, my God. You both passed the slow car in the left lane. You both veer over. Get in front. Giving the nasty look. Get back over.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh.

[B]

It's like. It's like a. It's just pride.

[A]

And, you know, they had the same negative thoughts about that person. They said some things they can't say out loud about that person driving that car. Now hear me out. We all have done it.

[B]

100. Oh, hear me well.

[A]

Yeah. The word said in that. What do you got, a Highlander?

[B]

He goes. He goes.

[A]

Nope. No.

[B]

Hear me out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Bumper sticker.

[A]

Hate a bumper sticker.

[B]

Bumper sticker on your car. Never magnetic. Easily removable. Leaves no residue. Magnetic bumper sticker says, if you are my road trip buddy, here's my phone number. The stranger calls you, and it becomes real.

[A]

It's bad.

[B]

That's not bad. No, because imagine you get to hear a person's life story while you're driving. Just don't want that mundane trip.

[A]

No, that's kind of like it's. It's a part of the chase. It's a part of. It's not. Yeah, I am. Was that. It's like being predetermined.

[B]

Like, honestly, I kind of feel that it's the chase.

[A]

Like, you don't know that this is gonna happen. God put you here with me.

[B]

Me, see, say they have a nice tent. You're thinking you're talking to, like, an attractive soccer mom, but you answer the phone, it's like, hey, man, what's up? I'm right behind you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you're just like, ah, yeah.

[A]

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[B]

So you like mental stimulation?

[A]

Oh, yeah. I like all kinds of stimulation. Mental, physical, spiritual, emotional, all of it.

[B]

You're big on mental, though.

[A]

I'm big on stimulation.

[B]

Can I ask you some questions?

[A]

Yeah, ask me. Okay.

[B]

I'm going to ask you a series of four questions, and it's kinda just to kind of gauge to see if you know me, and I'm also gonna answer them for you. Okay.

[A]

So wait, what's the premise of this?

[B]

I gotta wait till the end to tell you. I gotta wait to the end.

[A]

So break this down to me. I'm confused.

[B]

I'm gonna ask you actually five questions. We're both gonna answer them about each other, and we're just gonna see who technically knows each other. Who would agree with each other more.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And then I'll tell you something at the end of.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

If you and me were in a supermarket together and we got separated, where's the first place you'd look for me?

[A]

Oh, honestly? The bathroom.

[B]

Me in the bathroom?

[A]

Yes. Yeah, 100%.

[B]

If we're walking throughout. Oh, that's pretty.

[A]

Because, Cambria. The only time I'll lose Cam if there's a strong smell of food or he randomly has to. It's one of those two things. And if I'm not smelling foodie. I know my Bubba's. My. My bub.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

No one say a word. No one say anything. Or that we're losing another tv. Okay. I know my Bubba's bowels.

[B]

That's fair for you. I was gonna say electronics or chip aisle. There's nothing else. Electronics. And you're. And you're not even looking.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're on your phone, but you're just surrounded by other noiseful machines.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you can be in your phone in peace.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or you're looking at chips, you're deciding on what chips?

[A]

Well, I. Sometimes I look to look at the billboards, you know, missing child ones, like all those. I like to read, like all the bulletins of the week on the board.

[B]

And you like reading those, really? Yeah. Oh, I forgot to thank you for paying for Ruby's cancer surgery as well. And thank you for taking lunch to my grandma at the nursing home. I just appreciate it, bro. Good job, Pete. Oh, my God, I forgot that too, bro. The thousand dollars you gave to that homeless person on the side of the street. That was fantastic too, bro.

[A]

No problem, guys. Thank you. No problem, guys.

[B]

You're the only person that could unrope the. You being roped. I hate you.

[A]

No, the only.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

The only thing that's not true about that. I would never go into a nursing home. It smells weird in there. You ever been in one?

[B]

A little racial too.

[A]

Oh, my fairy fairy smells like pee.

[B]

Oh, well, yeah.

[A]

And then a lot of catheters. Yeah. And then they're so. You ever seen a heated checkers game in a nursing home?

[B]

Oh, talk about you talk about slurs. Flying.

[A]

Dude, I could.

[B]

It's. It's bad.

[A]

Dude, I could never. I could never work at a nursing home because I would make them. I would put in bets. Like a fight. Like, I was like making chicken.

[B]

I'd be a bookie. Yeah.

[A]

I'd lit.

[B]

I'd literally walk up behind him, hand him an extra queen in the chest. He's like. He's like, what the. You mean Geraldo puts his extra queen down?

[A]

I would just whisper to everybody's ear. I'd be like, Marvin and Gertrude. 2pm Lunch on Marvin and Gertrude. They're each other up.

[B]

Room 311. They're gonna be serving ice cream. Skip the free ice cream. Room 311. Marvin and Gertrude.

[A]

They're like, I'm bets on taking bets over under two and a half minutes. That should be a new boxing.

[B]

Imagine wanting to fight and the only thing left on you that works is your mouth. That's why it's. It's very. It's very.

[A]

You're on.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

That's why there's a lot. It's a lot of ver.

[A]

We should start that. We should start.

[B]

Hell, we can go to Mimos.

[A]

We start the MMA of, like, old people. No submissions. Because it's gonna be like a two second like, not even. It's like, it's your. Like, be as soon as you get them in a. No, you're gonna get them in a. Try arm bar their shoulder.

[B]

The craziest part, the craziest part about nursing homes, there's such a gap in ages. You can have a 98 year old woman versus like some broad. It's 59, but no family left. And she's just like, she would. She would dog walk that night. What. What are we talking about? How did I go too far? That's a factual statement. I. My grandma's currently in a nursing home. There's people in their early 60s, God bless their heart.

[A]

You think she'd be a world champ, your grandma, in the UFC of nursing homes?

[B]

I'd literally. I'd have to transcribe the fight in braille from my grandma. What are you not gonna see? She can't see it or hear it. She could be. She could be. VIP box office tickets to Marvin versus Gertrude, 2pm, room 3 11. And I'd literally have to go. No, stop.

[A]

No, no, I don't think. No, it's okay. No, I get it. In all eight senses.

[B]

I know Marvin threw a hell a.

[A]

Of.

[B]

Of a left hook right there. Memo. Hell of a, like kind of graze the chin. That's what I have to do.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I love her to death for it.

[A]

What's your other question?

[B]

Okay, if a random stranger pointed at me and said, why is he like that? What would you answer?

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Watch it now. Watch yourself.

[A]

We almost got cancelled. I'll answer my first. Please answer. Please answer someone.

[B]

We're walking. Someone points at you and goes, why is he like that? I would literally say anxiety. Diet Coke.

[A]

Okay, that's my answer.

[B]

Very clean.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Very clean.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Now, I know what you're gonna say, and I'm. I'm still offended.

[A]

Even though it didn't leave your mouth, I'm still offended.

[B]

But go.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Give me a PC answer.

[A]

PC answer?

[B]

Yeah, it could be any answer, just not that one.

[A]

Okay. High adhd.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Really hungry. Bad combo.

[B]

Horrible combo. If you had to ban one color from my closet forever, what color would you pick?

[A]

Any earth tones? Any earth tone.

[B]

If there's one color you. I'd pick black. And you'd be shirtless for weeks.

[A]

Of course you'd ban black.

[B]

Wow. We're talking about clothes in a closet. I have the picture to prove it. Clothes in a closet. Yeah, I'm getting rid of black.

[A]

That earth tone green that you wear.

[B]

Oh, that's fine.

[A]

That earthy green. What would you. What should it be?

[B]

Black. If you got rid of Black.

[A]

I would lose.

[B]

No. 40 shirts.

[A]

That's fine. That's fine. I just hate how dependent you are on that color. Like, I genuinely like. No, no, Cam. Like, it's. Honestly, no, it's not. You dress like Steve Irwin.

[B]

No, I don't like it.

[A]

And you're not.

[B]

Yesterday, I literally looked like Steve. Like Steve Irwin.

[A]

I see you yesterday. What'd you wear?

[B]

We took family pictures and I had a brown on brown matching set.

[A]

Can I say something?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I don't like the way you dress your kid to the po.

[B]

You don't like the way my sweet angel Bubba Jebediah Rufus goes to the pool?

[A]

I love him. He looks cool. First of all, your kid's a vampire.

[B]

No, he's super white.

[A]

I know. He's super Malachi.

[B]

He's super sun. He goes.

[A]

That is an indoor, baby. That is an indoor basketball. Do not take that thing to the park.

[B]

That is a evolution.

[A]

You do not bring that.

[B]

That's not outdoor ball.

[A]

Holy. Okay.

[B]

No. I thought I told Liv, I said, we're gonna have to get used to him being sunburnt. Because I get. We've got to get some tint to him. Gotta get. Got aftermarket.

[A]

If you hold Malachi up to the sun, it's like a hundred dollar bill.

[B]

You can see his veins and arteries working. You hold him up, his backs to the sun. You're like, looking at his skeleton.

[A]

You're like, no, I love Malachi. He's so cute. He's so cute. But y' all dressed him like a fisherman.

[B]

Yes, he's cute.

[A]

But then the other fits. Now, I'm not gonna lie. I love the way Liv dresses, too. I love Liv. It literally looks like y' all took Liv's like, like, style. Style for. For swimming pools and shrunk it and put it on Malachi.

[B]

Well, for Malik, first off, at the pool, he has to wear a long sleeve. It's a UV protective shirt. And I don't feel proud. I do not feel proud saying that.

[A]

He's so cute.

[B]

He has to wear that. He has to be protected from the sun because he's extremely Caucasian. He's so very, very new. He's very new to this game.

[A]

So he can get burned.

[B]

Very. He doesn't have anything built up against burn.

[A]

I'm disappointed in him. What? I thought at this point he'd be talking to me. Now I'm not quite months old.

[B]

He'd be talking.

[A]

It didn't take me that long.

[B]

Yes, the hell it did.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

You haven't said I. Five months old, I guarantee you. Just. Oh, my.

[A]

I could call my mom and I was talking before a year.

[B]

That's a drastic difference between five months.

[A]

Do you still think Malachi. Who's gonna talk first? Me or Malachi talk first?

[B]

In comparison, yeah, I think Malachi will start saying words before a year old. 100.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He's pretty. I mean, he's getting there step by step.

[A]

He is.

[B]

You're rushing greatness, bro. How long till you have a kid?

[A]

Never. Hold on.

[B]

Okay, Let me.

[A]

I got. I got. I gotta. I got snipped last. I got snipped. I got snipped. Yeah, they took. They neutered me.

[B]

Oh. Oh, hey, you.

[A]

I had a cone on my head. I was walking around, bumping in the doors, and I was watching you currently.

[B]

You currently. You currently have a vasectomy?

[A]

Yeah. Quick process. Painless. Painless. It was a. It was a pretty good day to be showing it too.

[B]

It was a good, good day.

[A]

They kept it. They didn't keep the doctor's office too cold. That's always the problem. You know what I mean? What? The cold doctor's office. What about it?

[B]

I mean, I went in there for a deflated ball once, and I said, no. I said, hey, something's wrong with my nut. I literally told the woman, I'm sorry. Now it's on. It's God's honest truth. It was in Frisco hell. I literally said, hey, something's not right. And I'm getting a weird tingle. Yeah, I told you on the phone.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Something's flat. Something's not right. A little too active. Something's going on. I need you to fix it. And she goes, all right, I gotta go grab somebody. Very similar to a physical. I gotta have someone else in the room, legal purposes. I go, okay. She walks out. And I go, yeah, of course. I gotta. I gotta. I'm married. I'm married. I'm not doing any weird. But I'm not gonna be seeing, like.

[A]

A little boy, right?

[B]

I go like that. And then he comes in. He's awake. He's. He's, like, half. He's, like, rubbing his eyes like, k, Rob off the pat. So she walks back in and talks to me for four minutes straight. Reads me to the disclaimer.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I go, you're not cutting anything open. You're just touching it. I said, now he's. He's asleep. You got right at disclaimer hibernation. So when I. Then I lay on the table. I lay on the table butt naked. I'm not sitting.

[A]

You didn't have a gown.

[B]

I'm not standing up. I had my shirt on.

[A]

Oh, you were Winnie the Pooh in it.

[B]

I was Winnie the Pooh in it.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

And then she goes. She goes, raise your shirt up a little bit. Fupa. Now exposed.

[A]

Oh, she had to go like this to find it. She said, where is the little guy? Oh, hey. Oh, you know.

[B]

Oh, you psycho. You said. You said, oh, there he is. Hey, look. No, but I'm wearing my shirt.

[A]

No.

[B]

And I do. I don't have one. I'm not gonna show you. I'm. Whatever. Anyway, I got real, real insecure just now. There's big levels of insecurity. She lays me down. She goes, go ahead and remove your socks and shirt.

[A]

I'm kidding.

[B]

Listen, listen. I had to reel you back in. She goes, lift your shirt up a little bit and take the gown off. I take the gown off. I am so limp. Limp or not down like a towel or something.

[A]

Oh, that's.

[B]

I am so limp. Yeah, that. It. It does us. He does a sad fall. Like a dog is tired.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He lives like this. He literally just like this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I went, oh, no.

[A]

You ever hit him with a. I'm sorry.

[B]

Yeah. I go, no, that's not right.

[A]

Alrighty.

[B]

Alright, this is the last question. This is crazy. If I was a candle scent, what would it be and would people buy it? Did you pleasure yourself? Oh, no.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

It would be the candle and Pierce would buy it.

[B]

Oh, Pierce goes like this to get to have fun. Pierce is in his bed and he goes, yeah, don't complain to me about traffic. Robbie sends in and lights the candle.

[A]

Look at Robert.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. Oh, no. Pierce would be. This candle smells good. Okay.

[B]

We were good. Okay. You wanna know the best part about that?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Those questions. It was called four questions to ask your girlfriend. So we're very. I just knew that we'd be able to answer. We're very intertwined. We should literally that derailed into nine different conversations. And that was glorious.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast. Do you think? Okay, okay, okay. Serious question.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You never met Liv.

[B]

I'm not dating you. I'm sorry.

[A]

I was. I thought that was a for sure thing. My thing was to be. How long would it last? We didn't even make it to the date.

[B]

No, no. We would be. I never met Liv.

[A]

Right. I would take you on the date of a lifetime. You know, you would know. You would never find another man to take you on a date. Like I could. Oh my God. I. I'll take your thick to SeaWorld.

[B]

I went to SeaWorld once. I had a heat stroke. I had to go. I had to go to. I swear to God too. 100% fact. I swear to God. I went to SeaWorld. I was about 7, little, little fat. And then I went there, had a heat stroke. They took me to the medical tent, gave me six ice pops and or six ice bags and two popsicles.

[A]

They said rip the fat kids under armor shirt on.

[B]

It was hot as boy. I went into three different splash zones. Not an ounce of water got on me. So you dumb orcas doing flips and I'm like this, just beating, dripping sweat. I get on a punk log ride. No water hits me. I'm like, dad, I'm pretty. I'm literally had a heat stroke.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Threw up, went to the bathroom, threw up, went to the medical tent. They gave me something that eased my stomach and they gave me popsicles and ice packs.

[A]

His stroke while having asthma.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

If you were a dog, they would have put you down.

[B]

They put me down. God. I also went to the medical tent at Six Flags. We're getting a splinter. A splinter that they said was record breaking length in my hand from the Log ride. So the, the log ride. You know how there's like a stairwell all the way at the top?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's like that fake wood that's like a, like epoxied over. Very slick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm grabbing on the poles like this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm a little kid and I'm running up. Just at one point, the little covering was like off. I don't know. Just wear and tear. I am literally running up and I was like, dude, I flipped out.

[A]

That was.

[B]

Oh, my God. At the moment, that was probably the worst pain of my life at that moment. I mean, it was. It ended up being nothing. It's just splinter. But, bro, that was literally that big nothing.

[A]

Dude, that's. I wasn't allowed to ride rides whenever I went to Six Flags or nothing.

[B]

You're only allowed to shoot hoops, right? And eat food.

[A]

Take pictures with the mascots. And my mom still at the vet.

[B]

Him for she goes, oh, hey, hey there, maverick. What's your name, sweetie? She goes, what's your name? Seriously? Tell me now.

[A]

She lifts up the map.

[B]

He's like. He's like, jalen. She's like, okay.

[A]

Oh, that's funny.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

That's really good.

[B]

Can I say one more thing?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

While we're on this, this. Just do it. Heater. Okay. As a 27 year old man, I found something. You're 27, you're 26.

[A]

I forget.

[B]

Yeah, no, I do too.

[A]

Sometimes I feel like I'm like 2100%. Yeah.

[B]

Because we're living a good life and we're mentally safe until I shower.

[A]

And I'm like, that wrinkle in that role was not there when I was 20. Dude. I was crazy.

[B]

Brought that up. I'm bringing up shower right now.

[A]

Oh, talk to me about a shower, Daddy.

[B]

At 27 years old, I learned for the first time in my life, never. This is man to man. Whenever you have a woman, never ever take a cold shower without letting her know.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

I got back from the gym, I had a one off day. I said, I'm gonna get up, go to the gym super early and come back. I get back from the gym, Liv is still in bed. I go to my shower, hot shower. I'm relaxing, but I'm so overworked and hot. I go, I'm gonna flip it to cold and really cool down. As I'm taking a now freezing cold shower, my wife walks in, fresh off the wake up and looks at me and my genitalia has never been more shrunken. In.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she goes, what the hell is this?

[A]

And I literally.

[B]

And I go, no, it's. No. And I can't sound like a man in the moment. I was like, my johnson is. Is. It's microscopically small compared to what it should be.

[A]

But she should know. That's not my husband.

[B]

Clean off the.

[A]

Wake up.

[B]

But it is me. It is me. I'm standing right in front of her. That's me. That's not. This is. So she's over here playing Mental Paw.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

She's like, is that him? Is that not him?

[A]

That's not.

[B]

That's not him. That's him.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I go, no, no, Water's cold. The water's cold. I was like, look, the water's cold. And she. It. It was pretty awkward for about half an hour.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

As a man, you got to tell your wife if you're taking a cold bath, cold plunge, cold shower in.

[A]

The opposite of that.

[B]

That.

[A]

And after all that.

[B]

And after all that, oh, my God. When he gets in the lane. Now, that was just.

[A]

That's so strange. You're making it weird. But.

[B]

No, it was.

[A]

You're making it weird.

[B]

I didn't have a problem. Now I'm gonna. I'm gonna ride with the boys.

[A]

Nothing better than a Jet2 vacation, right?

[B]

You say £50 per person. That's 200 for a family of four. Whatever it is, those videos are the best.

[A]

Okay. Also on the other end of that, dude, it had some movement.

[B]

No, don't.

[A]

I saw all three pieces. No. Now on the opposite end of that, I do not like showering with women.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Nor men. But preferably.

[B]

We have talked about it multiple times. It's. I feel like I genuinely think it's because of our stature.

[A]

No, no. Not even doing the coitus. Hanky panky. Not even that or not even that. I'm talking about women. Right? And I love women. Yes, I do.

[B]

I love women. Oh, that's hard.

[A]

But I love them as a species.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Same the Great. They're the best.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

The way y' all shower should be a misdemeanor cleaner. Y' all literally have the water say it pass hot. You put that on boiling. And I'm not gonna lie. Like, a woman will, like, I'll be talking to a girl. I'll be dating a girl, and she'll come to my house and, like, shower in my shower. In that water. Heat is at a temperature I've never felt.

[B]

I've. I. I don't own that heat of Water. I don't own that temperature.

[A]

It's like they went to my garage.

[B]

And turned jail broke my water heater. It is now. It is magma.

[A]

They have a superpower to turn shower temperature. Do they enjoy hot showers?

[B]

No. That. It. It's. It seriously is concerning. It is boiling water.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And they're just sitting there.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, I. I'm like, ah. Ah. Like, I can't even. It can't touch me.

[A]

Like, I was talking to this girl, and she was like, I'm gonna go take a shower. Oh, sexy. And I said, hell, yeah, you are. And so she goes in there, and she's doing her thing. She's making it look all good in the shower. And I'm over here like this.

[B]

You go.

[A]

I'm watching her. I'm on the glass like this.

[B]

You're sitting there doing it.

[A]

I'm on the glass. Just nasty. My eyes all pressed up against it. And she goes, come join me. And I said, all right. I went in there, and it burned my hair off.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

That'S why I got five less.

[B]

That's not why it burned hair off of your body.

[A]

It's so hard for. If I'm in a sexy mood, it takes a lot for me to get out of it. Dude, I was in a sexy mood, and instantly I was like, I'm good for the next three years without doing anything sexy like that. That burned a little bit of foreskin off me. You know what I mean?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Second circumcision. I don't know at this point what can stay or what can't. I don't know anymore. We recorded so many episodes, so you.

[B]

That is one of the truest statements you've ever said.

[A]

Yeah. Second.

[B]

No, not the second cir. But not the second circ.

[A]

Second cir.

[B]

Not the second cir. When you're in a sexy mood.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It is nearly impossible to get you out of it.

[A]

That's not true, though. That's honestly a joke. It's honestly a joke. Okay. The foreplay part of it, yes. But if I'm in the actual mood, anything could take me out of it. Like, if I'm actually in the coitus, if I get a cold wind on my butt, I'm done. Get off of me. I don't want to do this anymore. Get away from opposite.

[B]

If I'm in the coitus, it's gonna take a lot for me to be like, no, no, no.

[A]

Oh, I'm a complete opposite. I enjoy foreplay more than the actual.

[B]

Oh, me too.

[A]

Okay. And so what I'm saying, when I'm in the thing, I'm like, the fun part's over.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. It's not my thing. Wow. Because I think it's more intimate, the foreplay. Like you're. It's the kissing and the look in the eyes and. Oh, like, all the touchy touch. Now we're just like rottweilers, like now.

[B]

Just getting all stuck up.

[A]

Yeah. And my. And. And. And it bothers me because it's my bed and I know I have to clean these sheets, and I hate cleaning my sheets. And then the little. The fitted sheet corner pops off, and I'm like, I have to fix that when we're done. I'm trying to figure I'm fixing it while I'm in it.

[B]

And the whole time, you're wearing socks the whole time.

[A]

I've worn a Chuck Taylor before, but that's a story. For a different top, I've worn a Chuck Taylor. I can see how Wilt scored 100 in those. Those things got extra grip. Boy, I ain't going nowhere in a Chuck Taylor. You kidding me? You kidding me? You should know. Podcast this episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of ours, Chubby's Summer's here, which means it's officially time to let the dogs out. And by the dogs, we mean your legs. If your pups have been stuck in jeans or sweats for the last few months, set them free with the lined swim collection from Chubby's.

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[B]

I am. I am dead. I'm dying.

[A]

I saw this piece of news came out.

[B]

You watched the news?

[A]

No, no, I haven't in so long. Dude.

[B]

Okay, you saw this piece of news on a non news source.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

I'm like, oh dear. I saw this piece of news. Right. Okay, not really, but I saw this piece of news and it's really entertaining to our lives. It pertains to us.

[B]

Perfect. What?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

What are you saying? What are you saying? Oh, it is. You just looked me up and down. You're gonna insult my clothing. Oh, you son of a. Dude, I.

[A]

Think the older you get, the wider.

[B]

Your stance kids your.

[A]

Your feet. Dude. Dude, you are. You like sumo stand on a regular basis anyway. And you got to get rid of those shorts. I can literally see the two.

[B]

If I. Okay, if I had a dollar for every time your ankle clicked, I'd be a billionaire. Okay.

[A]

We love going to the casino. Me and you.

[B]

Ye.

[A]

We love going to Vegas. Me and you.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Did you know that they're adding Uno to casinos in Las Vegas? Officially as of this week?

[B]

That's. They're.

[A]

No, they're not 100. I just saw like, like Uno. Uno with actual money. Yes.

[B]

And money online.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

No, there's 100.

[A]

They're adding uno to casinos in Las Vegas.

[B]

There's no.

[A]

It's not a argument. I'm trying to tell you. That's a fact.

[B]

How? Oh, you need a breathe. You need a mento and a 2min break. No. If you broke that TV, I. I'd probably pull my out.

[A]

I go, you go. No, but okay, Uno. They're adding Uno to casinos in Las Vegas.

[B]

How. How does that even work?

[A]

But I think that's a dangerous thing.

[B]

That's hella dangerous.

[A]

You know why?

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because nobody truly knows the rules of Uno.

[B]

Exactly. Yes, I 100% agree.

[A]

And, and, and, and it's to the point, like, what are we doing? How do you play Uno? Like, what is your rule in your household? Because there's a lot of household rules of like, can you put a one on a one if it's green and red?

[B]

Or can you.

[A]

Can you draw out a bunch of cards until you stop. You know what I mean?

[B]

So for me, there's three different versions. There's three different versions of Uno.

[A]

No, just do your one regular. Uno.

[B]

Spicy is crazy. We take that out. The regular one that I found is wrong. That's. And then there's just one left.

[A]

Okay. What? Your household. How do you play Uno?

[B]

My household. I play Uno. You can't. If you draw one card. If you can't play, you draw one card. Next person's turn. You don't draw till you play.

[A]

Correct. I'm with you on that one. Okay, we're here. I gotcha.

[B]

You also, now, this is recently adopted. You can stack plus twos. You can stack plus 4.

[A]

I agree with that. And I don't know why people say you can't stack.

[B]

I don't know. I was very. I was very green on the. Stacking plus four sounded way too violent. But then I agreed to it in my later years of life.

[A]

Oh, oh, wait, you're saying. So one person could stack two plus four.

[B]

I. Oh.

[A]

Oh, no, you cannot double.

[B]

Double play a card.

[A]

No, no, you.

[B]

No. If you double play a card, you.

[A]

Go to the basement, you can double play.

[B]

If you have two sixes, not playing.

[A]

Them both at once, you can double. You can double play cards in uno. 100.

[B]

No, you can't.

[A]

Not the double plus fours or not the double wild. If it's like eights, knock them eights out.

[B]

Hell, no.

[A]

Whatever. You can. You can stack. Yes, you can. And this is what, to get us in trouble in the casino?

[B]

Exactly, because that's. That's literally. That's not a real rule. That's not even. You just one day you got.

[A]

What do you mean? Who says that? Did you read the UNO rulebook?

[B]

Yeah. Comes with it every time you buy it.

[A]

I've never read a rulebook of a game.

[B]

It's because. Oh, my God. It's because you're a tyrant. Oh, my God.

[A]

You go.

[B]

I don't like that. We're gonna do like this. That's how that rule came in.

[A]

No, but. But you're acting like it's my rule. Majority of households you go to, you can stack. Now, stacking +4 is one person stacking multiple + cards. No, but you can go around the table and absolutely obliterate whoever that is.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

If I play a plus four and.

[B]

I get a plus four, he gets plus.

[A]

Yes. 100. That's fine.

[B]

I cannot go four four.

[A]

No, you can't do that.

[B]

But if it's a regular card, you get regular four.

[A]

Oh, yes. Five. Five.

[B]

Five, five.

[A]

Yes. You can do that.

[B]

No, you can't.

[A]

100.

[B]

That is stupid.

[A]

Okay. We can go to the Vegas casino right now.

[B]

Circa. To play Uno.

[A]

Let's go to circa.

[B]

So I. But here's my thing. There's no way they're going to be doing this with actual Uno cards.

[A]

Yes. Why wouldn't they?

[B]

Does that not. You don't think that like. Like the. Like. I know.

[A]

What are they supposed to play it with? Candy.

[B]

Like trashy.

[A]

Trashy.

[B]

Like you literally have.

[A]

It's lost Vegas.

[B]

Exactly. I understand that.

[A]

But I literally saw.

[B]

I'm in a Lady Caesar's palace and I'm playing. Oh, no.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

I saw people in here betting $800,000 on a hand.

[A]

They get a different room. They're not with us much to. Dude, it's Las Vegas. A trashy place. I was walking down Fremont and I saw a lady eat a. Pull out a hot dog from somewhere and she ate it. And there was no hot dog stands around. So if you. If you want to talk about the classiness of Vegas. Uno is not where it stops and starts. All right?

[B]

I am. I'm going.

[A]

I almost bought one from her.

[B]

I'm going to turn my brain off to that. And I don't even want to begin.

[A]

The thing. I said that thing. I relish on it.

[B]

That was out. That was.

[A]

There's nothing wrong with that. It was a good one.

[B]

That was. That was something.

[A]

That's a good one.

[B]

But Uno, you. There's. I feel like that'd be weird. Picture.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Picture.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Say circa.

[A]

Yeah, Sure. A lot of free promo.

[B]

Save manly. Say any casino.

[A]

Doesn't it? There you go.

[B]

You walk in it. There's blackjack.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Then you got your ultimate hold'.

[A]

Em. Yeah.

[B]

And then there's Uno.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Red and blue cards. What is it? Mickey Mouse? Is the dealer. Does that not just like immediately drop like the charisma of a hotel?

[A]

No, because I feel like if you're.

[B]

Playing, you know, you're not allowed to smoke or drink at the table.

[A]

But you could take a right. And you could see a game called Lucky Ducky. Are you kidding me?

[B]

That is an infamous slot of all time greatness.

[A]

Uno is one of the most famous games of all time. Now, we could play for money.

[B]

I get that. But it's.

[A]

Would you. That's like having dominoes in the casino. Now that's how you get it.

[B]

That's how you. Oh.

[A]

That could go on Patreon. But not here.

[B]

That was an Honest one.

[A]

I mean, it's true. I've seen some, some cookouts or now.

[B]

You'Re talking Domino's would be better than Uno. You know, that's where you get a.

[A]

Fight to break out. You know what I mean, bro?

[B]

There's no. Okay.

[A]

That is.

[B]

That, that seriously is going to have a problem though. Like the first casino that tries to implement that, there's going to. They're gonna have to have like little side bets on blackjack. Going to have to have the rules on the table.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Because. Okay. To prove the point, in actual Uno, technically, if you have a card that can be played, like say it comes to me and it's just a red six and I don't have any reds, but I have a plus four. But I'm trying to hold on to that to the end of the game to where it's more valuable.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Technical Uno, you have to play if you have a playable card. So I would have to play my plus four.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If that is the case, it's going have to be like, like poke. Like, like hold em tournaments where they have the camera on the cards. You have to like show your.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like how's that going to work?

[A]

I don't know. They figured out. But hold on, hold on.

[B]

But that is exciting though.

[A]

What about.

[B]

I'm playing if we go. If it's, if it's playable next year, I'm playing Uno.

[A]

Thank you. So now you're on mine. So you started off. So you were going to be a little elitist.

[B]

It's not elitist.

[A]

You're like, that's trash. Don't put it on my next.

[B]

We're going to bet on Monopoly. We're going to board up Monopoly and the dealer's 80 years old.

[A]

There's a. Literally I was betting $10,000 and there's a lady smoking a cigarette with an oxygen tank. She was on her last leg. You think that was really boosting my morale?

[B]

Exactly. No, but. Okay.

[A]

Also would it be illegal for what I do in Uno where I hold on to that wild card for my last card? I always hold my wild card. It's not legal. But you. Okay, but at your house you're like that don't.

[B]

No, I'm saying that sucks that you like, you got lucky, you got a great hand, you're able to do that. But I'm saying that's not illegal. But according to the rules, if you once were like, you draw, you drew a card instead of playing it. That's illegal. You got to play it. That's what I'm saying. It'd have to be very.

[A]

I wonder how they're gonna mad.

[B]

I'll just say that people get mad.

[A]

You know what they're probably gonna do.

[B]

Is have a slang.

[A]

They're gonna have a casino version of it that the rules are so different. Probably.

[B]

That's what I was thinking. It's gonna be like some bull. Like almost not even Uno. Like it's the same concept, but it's so twisted. It's not even Uno. Yeah, I feel that too.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Boy, that's nuts, though.

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All right, P. Before we get out of here, I'm not gonna lie to you, little birdie. Put it in my ear. We're doing a fan favorite. We're getting a little riddly riddly riddles before we dip on out of here.

[A]

Okay, I got three.

[B]

I got three. They're simple, they're very. They're very doable. Now, if you lock in, you put those strings back down. Tuck it away. There we go.

[A]

I don't like riddles. And I thought we passed that. But I guess we're gonna come back. We're coming Back.

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First one is called death titles. Oh, this one does. And I'm not gonna read it, actually. Here we go.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

The science teacher at Jefferson High School is offed on the first day of school of the year.

[A]

That's a rough way to start school year.

[B]

The police narrow down the suspects to four members of the entire school, right? The gardener, the coach, the math teacher, the principal.

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Okay.

[B]

However, they all have alibis. The gardener says he was trimming the bushes. The coach says he was at basketball practice. The math teacher says he was giving a mid year test, and the principal says he was in a meeting.

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What'd the math teacher say he was doing? The meteor test.

[B]

He was giving a mid year test.

[A]

Mid year.

[B]

Mid year test. I never mind giving a mid year test. Mid year.

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There you go.

[B]

The police had absolutely no trouble in arresting the guilty person. Who do you think? The science teacher.

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Off. The science teacher.

[B]

Yep. Whiteboard is coming in three. Three, two, one.

[A]

Oh, I get a whiteboard already. I already knew the answer. I don't need this.

[B]

Oh, then what's the answer? Give me the whiteboard.

[A]

All right.

[B]

No pace.

[A]

Yeah, no pace. Here we go. Coolest guy I know. So sign or so.

[B]

Gardener.

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Gardener is trimming.

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Trimming. Trim. G equals trim. Trimming.

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G equals trimming. Gardener's trimming. Gardener's trimming.

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Yes.

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Math teacher. Test.

[B]

Yes. Basketball.

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Basketball coach.

[B]

BC coach.

[A]

Basketball coach.

[B]

Oh, BBC coach. BBC Coach is coaching. They're at practice.

[A]

Coaching. Stop.

[B]

And the principal was in a meeting.

[A]

Prince, how are you gonna tell me.

[B]

To stop a bodily function?

[A]

Not into the mic. Here we go. Principal is what? Meeting.

[B]

Meeting.

[A]

Meeting. All right, this is a bad one to start on. Trimming, test, coaching meeting. And I got to find out who.

[B]

Offed the science teacher.

[A]

What was the science teacher doing?

[B]

Doesn't say.

[A]

Read the beginning of it.

[B]

The science teacher at Jefferson High was offed on the first day of school. Narrowed down the suspects.

[A]

Okay, there's absolutely no way for me to know that.

[B]

Yes, there is. Yes, there is.

[A]

Oh, schools don't have gardeners.

[B]

Gardeners.

[A]

It's a gardener.

[B]

That's not true. You just put an innocent man behind bars.

[A]

It's an undercover assassin.

[B]

No, he was doing shrubs.

[A]

Oh, I don't know what school y' all went to that had gardeners.

[B]

Your school had a gardener.

[A]

No, it didn't.

[B]

Your school had people that did landscaping.

[A]

No, it did not.

[B]

So you went to school with vines in gr. In a jungle.

[A]

No, I went to school and they would have the people that needed, like, on parole and they need to get some community service hours, come through and do it.

[B]

That's even worse than. That's correct. That's even worse.

[A]

That's why I thought it was a gardener.

[B]

No, no gardener.

[A]

This is stupid. I don't know.

[B]

Okay, listen. Listen for keywords.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

The science teacher at Jefferson High was offed on the first day of school. The police narrowed it down to the gardener, the coach, the math teacher, the principal, but they all have alibis. The gardener says he was trimming the bushes. The coach says he was coaching basketball practice. The math teacher was giving a mid year test and the principal.

[A]

Oh, it's a math teacher. There's no mid year test at the.

[B]

Principal on the first day of school.

[A]

There you go. Now that's not my fault.

[B]

Because it is.

[A]

No, because he intentionally slurred because he was trying to get it out of there. So the first one sucks because you. Because you can't read. Here we go.

[B]

I read it perfectly fine.

[A]

Can you give me a racer? Pierce?

[B]

I read it perfectly fine. Use.

[A]

There you go. That's what I like to see. There you go. Now, him going that fast. Him going that fast could literally cause the whole set to fall. So pick your battles. You know what I mean?

[B]

You see a boat filled with people.

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Don'T get on that boat.

[B]

It hasn't sunk. But you look again, you don't see a single person on board.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why?

[A]

What year is it?

[B]

I hate that. I don't know. The year of that. That infamous boat that we're talking about. Cuz I can't give you the answer. But it's not that.

[A]

It's not the Titanic.

[B]

It's not the Titanic.

[A]

Okay, so what was the question?

[B]

You look at a boat, I look at a boat, tons of people filled with people, it hasn't sunk. You turn back around, look at it again, you don't see a single person on board.

[A]

Am I on a. Am I on a boat as well?

[B]

What are you? I don't.

[A]

Because if I'm.

[B]

If.

[A]

It depends. Am I or not? Am I not? Cuz if I'm lost, it's. See, I could be seeing things, I could be delusional. Or if I'm on a boat, I could be on drugs. So two of those things, I'm hallucinating. I don't know.

[B]

You know, I'm seeing spirits. I am literally. I am. I'm flirting with the underworld.

[A]

I literally made friends with a volleyball. I don't know.

[B]

You see a boat filled with people, it hasn't sunk. But when you look again, you don't see a single person on board.

[A]

Were they having fun? Yes.

[B]

Oh, they probably jumped off the whole boat. Everyone on the boat just said, ah. And.

[A]

Yeah, like, 1, 2, 3. And I just missed the count.

[B]

1, 2, 3, up to 400. It's filled with people.

[A]

Oh, it's a big boat.

[B]

Big boat.

[A]

Oh, like a Bezos boat.

[B]

Like a big Bezos. Big black boat. I'm talking about the color of a yacht.

[A]

Give me a hint.

[B]

Your hint is. Is Relations. Relations.

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Relations.

[B]

You see a boat filled with people, it hasn't sunk.

[A]

Are the people alive?

[B]

But what.

[A]

That's also important.

[B]

No, it's a cemetery boat. There's one guy doing the insect.

[A]

That's what they do for fishermen. They have cemetery boats.

[B]

Yeah, they throw them out in the sea. Wicked death, by the way, I don't care if I. If I got crab my whole life for my living. Don't put me in the middle of the water.

[A]

And isn't that where they put us?

[B]

Do.

[A]

Yes, yes. So they say.

[B]

So they say. Someone probably has him in the closet. Like his closet. Sorry.

[A]

Probably a better guess. You see a better clue.

[B]

There's an even number of people on the boat. And your first clue was relations. You see about filled with people. It hasn't sunk. You look again, you don't see a single person on board.

[A]

Oh, it sunk. Because you said it hadn't sunk. I turned that. No, no, right.

[B]

See, about filled the people. Hasn't sunk. Turn again. You don't see a single person on board.

[A]

I heard this question clearly.

[B]

You still see the boat.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All the people are gone.

[A]

You didn't say that.

[B]

You don't see a single person on board. If there was nothing there to be, I'd say you don't see anything.

[A]

Well, that's the point of the trick last year.

[B]

You don't see a single person on board.

[A]

Oh, they ducked.

[B]

They ducked.

[A]

What's the answer? I'm not gonna get this. What is it?

[B]

All the people were married. You don't see a single.

[A]

What? That sucked. What does that even mean? What does that mean?

[B]

You didn't see a single person on board. They're all married. No one's single.

[A]

Yeah, but if you. But that's a. That's a really bad one. Because it doesn't.

[B]

Because I didn't. Did it?

[A]

No, because it doesn't preface that.

[B]

Like.

[A]

It doesn't preface the people. It would have made more sense. He said they're in couples. Like, there's 400 couples on the boat. You know what I mean? That have been easy. It should have been hard. I wouldn't have guessed that. But I'm saying, like, that's still a bad. There's no way anybody got that. No way. I literally said, that's gonna get clipped up on Tik Tok and everybody's gonna be like, it's the worst riddle I've ever heard. Please have another one.

[B]

I said relations and everyone.

[A]

But those are. But those are clues you gave. I'm saying from the initial question.

[B]

That's the point.

[A]

No, I'm saying, but the initial question. There's no way anybody gets that.

[B]

People would get that 100%.

[A]

Okay, we'll see.

[B]

People will definitely get that.

[A]

Who gave you that? Him. Pierce gave you that. You never knew. You never knew that was the answer whenever you read that.

[B]

No. Yeah, I did.

[A]

I mean, because I heard him explaining it to you off camera and you were like, that doesn't make. I heard you say it.

[B]

No, that was for a different one. That was for different.

[A]

I heard something about water.

[B]

That was for different. Yeah, that was different. Simple. What has to be broken before you can use it?

[A]

Oh, one of them glow sticks.

[B]

That's a amazing answer, but it's not the one I'm looking for. Unfortunately, I'd even stick my neck out and say, that's correct. Like, that is correct. You got to snap that before you use it. It's not glowing or sticking nothing until you crack it.

[A]

Oh, a Twix.

[B]

Now I can. Now, me personally, I can throw to Twix now. Don't ask me why. Yeah, okay, I can. I can eat a Twix without cracking.

[A]

You love a medium sized chocolate thing. I knew you did. What has to be broken before you can use it?

[B]

What has to be broken before you can use it?

[A]

Oh, a law injection. Jail. You got to break the law before you go to jail. I am bodying this right now.

[B]

That's not correct.

[A]

I'm body. Yes, it is.

[B]

What you said is correct. Oh, that doesn't fit this tape.

[A]

Yes. You gotta break something.

[B]

Tape. You don't break tape.

[A]

I would assume that's the same thing. There's a break. There's a preparation.

[B]

Your tape's not prepared. You don't own perforated tape.

[A]

I definitely own perforated tape.

[B]

You own perforated tape.

[A]

I get expensive tape. I used to tape myself.

[B]

What?

[A]

Like my wrist as like. Because I wanted to be a WWE Superstar. And I'll take.

[B]

You want to be.

[A]

Yeah. Best in the world. You have to break it before you use it.

[B]

Break it before you use it. It's not laws. It's not tapes. It's not glow sticks.

[A]

What's that? Candy.

[B]

It's not a candy.

[A]

Oh God.

[B]

You just have like three candies. It's not a candy.

[A]

You have to. What is?

[B]

What has to be broken before you can use it?

[A]

A divorce lawyer. Well, you don't have to break. You got to break your vows.

[B]

Exactly. No, you're going to other things. You got to break this and then use this. This thing itself has to be broken before you can use it.

[A]

Glow stick.

[B]

It's not a glow stick. I already said no.

[A]

What has to be broken before you could use it?

[B]

First clue incoming. Peep peep beep. Food.

[A]

Did you just say stop naming candy?

[B]

It's not candy. Cuz. It's not candy, Jack.

[A]

But you acted like I was so off. You said a Twix, but you act like I was so off. You said you could have been like right path. You don't want me to be successful.

[B]

If I said right path, you literally would been like Snickers three Musketeers.

[A]

Careful. I know.

[B]

I wouldn't have Snickers three Musketeer, Milky.

[A]

Way broken before you could hear. Use it.

[B]

And it's a food.

[A]

Graham crackers.

[B]

No. Good guess. That's decent. That's a decent guess. Wrong.

[A]

I'm. I, I know it. I know what it looks like and I know. You do it with your teeth, right? No. Oh, yeah. No, I don't know.

[B]

Okay, one more clue. Is this gives away. Yeah, Breakfast.

[A]

That gives it away. Oh, breakfast. Break fast. You're breaking your fast. Fast.

[B]

Are you Neo? Are you, are you in the Matrix? He goes, oh my God, it is breakfast. You go, you break your fast and it's, it has to be broken before you indulge. You go, I'm. I'm one with the world. I'm one with the universe. Are you, are you in the Matrix?

[A]

No. Because I thought you said this is going to give it away. And I thought you were being literal.

[B]

No, I wasn't giving you the answer. I was putting you in a subcategory of a subcategory. Oh.

[A]

Oh, but that's also not true.

[B]

What?

[A]

Eggs. Eggs. But that's not true. You can eat an egg and not break it.

[B]

That's not, that's, that is incorrect.

[A]

A hard boiled egg. You have to, you don't have to break an egg.

[B]

You literally break the shell before you eat it. You don't bite the shell.

[A]

A hard boiled egg.

[B]

A hard boiled egg.

[A]

No, no, egg whites. I mean egg white meat. Egg white.

[B]

Egg white meat.

[A]

Oh, you're gonna hurt your chan.

[B]

Oh, oh, you're gonna hurt your chan. You're not breaking that tv. I will tackle you on that couch before you break that tv.

[A]

Egg whites. You don't have to break egg whites. And that's an egg.

[B]

Egg whites is not an egg. Egg. Egg whites is sold as egg whites.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It comes from an egg.

[A]

It is. It is literally. Literally called egg.

[B]

No, it's called egg whites.

[A]

It's the white of an egg.

[B]

This says an egg.

[A]

Yeah, and that is an egg.

[B]

No, no, it's not. An egg itself has to be broken before you use it.

[A]

That's not true.

[B]

Yeah, explain it.

[A]

And you could put. You could put a. You could put a full egg in a boiling pot of water and eat it.

[B]

What do you have to do before you eat it?

[A]

You don't have to break. Break it.

[B]

So you've grabbed a boiled egg and bit into a shell.

[A]

I don't eat eggs.

[B]

We did the century old egg. Had to break the shell. Break it, you scramble it. Break it, you fry it. Break it. Sunny side up. Break over easy, you break it. Hard boiled. Gotta break it.

[A]

What if there's a perforation?

[B]

It's not perforated. And if it was, a perforation literally means break on this line.

[A]

So that's why I said perforated tape. Thank you guys for coming back for the you should know podcast. Thank you so much for coming back to you should know podcast. You are a. Oh, oh, I'm a what?

[B]

Verbal terrorist. That's who you are.

[A]

Get us out of here, Cam.

[B]

Thank you so much. Come back to this episode of you should know podcast. Episode 175. We absolutely love y'. All. Tour is going fantastic. There's multiple cities left. We got Atlanta, Charlotte, Tampa, Houston, National Nashville. Tickets are still available. Very far, very fast, very few. But first link in the description below. You should know studios.com go get your tickets to those show. As you see, Uncle P, subscribe to the you should know pod. We absolutely love y'.

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All.

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Koala club is growing and going and glowing and blowing. Everybody loves the community over at the Koala club. Go to patreon.com you should know podcast or the second link in the description below. Go see what the hype is about. Don't take my word. Don't take his word. Don't take their word. Go see for yourself. And just like that, says I love you. So confuse the casuals. Get yout Good Karma with this Week's secret code. Oh, God, I have several.

[A]

Go ahead. Just give me one.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

It's a long episode. They've already clicked off. If they even clicked on at this point.

[B]

You can't do that.

[A]

Oh, I can't go. Go ahead. What's your secret card? He could literally say right now. No one would know. You got to mute me.

[B]

Go ahead. I like.

[A]

Oh, you want me to make the code?

[B]

Hey, your codes are too long.

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A u a y s h A y s h.

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A y s h.

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