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I almost punched his girl scout the other day, bro. She was really annoying.
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Do you feel confident to read this? No. Okay. No.
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Disclaimer. Peyton is severely hungover right now. Like, pain hardiness, hot take. I think the diamond gym is easier than they're making it seem.
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They'd split you like a twig.
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I mean, sexually. The you should know podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the you should know podcast. Episode 219.
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We got K. Back in the studio. I was just privy to some unbelievable information that is genuinely. I've never heard anything like that.
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Dude, can we. Cat's out of the bag. Cam is not having a good day. The overall energy is not up for you right now.
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Real Cat's out of the bag. Tell him. We had a fantastic night last night.
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Yeah, we did have a.
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My night ended because I. I am responsible. Well, not even. I'd say y' all did the night responsible, but I have a wife that is very, very close to giving birth, and we had to go home. Now. Y' all had the liberty and freedom and justice to go out and continue the fun night. Amen. Thank you for your service.
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Yes. God bless.
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So y' all had a fantastic night. Hence why he is hung turkey and has the sunglasses on. But it is. It was so worth it and stories came out of it, and it was incredible.
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Disclaimer. Peyton is severely hungover right now. Like Peyton Harden. Peyton Harden is severely.
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I just start looking at it.
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I go.
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I'm just like, strobe, strobe. Just everything inducing a headache.
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It's a great joke. I don't like that. No. Like,
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oh, dude, we're in for it. We are in this. I. I might coin this one the golden episode.
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We're in for a good one maybe if your mood gets better, dude.
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And then that's another thing. Because he's stuck, there's actively liquor in his system coursing through his veins. And because mine has left, he thinks I'm in a bad mood.
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I just feel like you're not as giggly and bubbly as normal. Like when you came in today, you didn't.
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Cause you're seeing three of me right now. You're seeing the real one, the fake one, and then the non giggly bubbly. You're focusing on him. Focus on the real ones. I'm just saying it just feels great.
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I like that you're wearing different shoes today.
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I like those shoes. No, the fact that you are in a actually really cool fit and you're on like three hours of sleep and you showered. You're a. You're a monster, bro.
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Yeah, bro. Yeah. So. So Sarah yesterday graduated nursing school.
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Yes, she did. Woo. Yeah, she did.
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And I'm gonna catch my second win in this episode. Don't you worry about it. But Sarah graduated nursing school yesterday. We had this big party at the house and then we went out afterwards. I mean, I want to say I think I'm getting to that point where access needs to be limited for me. Like I cannot have complete free reign when I go out and bow.
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No, you turn into like a capybara. Like you turn into a little just hairy. Just running around and getting into things and just testing his limits.
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Yeah, I want to throw things and I want to run. And I did both last night. I was throwing balloons at strangers because they put balloons in our section and I was like, oh, this is a good object. That won't hurt anybody.
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You were throwing balloons at people you didn't know?
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Oh my God.
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I mean, tell me that.
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I was head tapping people.
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What, what does that look like though? Are you just like. Just toss it at something? Like what? How does you.
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I would. Whoever's next to me, I'll be like 10 meters away. You think I can hit her? And then they'd be like, no way. And I'd go boom. And then it. Half the time it would barely make it two feet in front of me.
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Just slows down.
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But it was always fun.
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That's nice, that place. Balloons.
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Yeah, it was really cool.
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That's sick. I know. I still haven't been to that place. Okay, so I have a question based. Long story short, y' all know from other stories and from tour and if you went especially the first tour, the OG tour, we had an after party every city. Now, our group is predominantly black. Sure. But yeah, hip hop, rap, art.
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Oh, God.
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He actually enjoying group. We like, we love all music, but in terms of, oh, we're drinking, going out. It's like that type of club. Now, I believe y' all went to Honky Tonk. Honky Tonk as Pierce List. Rip. Pierce. Listen, Rip.
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Oh, he's actually not dead.
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He's not dead. He's just not with us. So he's dead in spirit.
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His employment here is dead.
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Yeah, his employment's dead.
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So Rip is absolutely buried.
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There's never a chance of resurgence. I'm just kidding.
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Poor guy, he wants.
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We love. We love Pierce. But was it a honky tonk? Like, was it full blown? Like boots, spurs, country music?
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Yeah. A lot of people don't know what honky tonks are, which I didn't know.
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No, we literally did not.
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I.
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It was like a couple months ago when, like, Pierce gave us the Merriam Webster, like, the Breakdown.
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Basically, it's a country bar, like a country club where you go and dance and like, line dancing is really the thing. And I kind of like that culture. I mean, I. I feel very like, I gotta check my shoulders because I heard a couple boys.
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Yeah, you're doing it wrong, boy.
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They're like, boy, you don't know this dance, boy. Here, boy.
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Yeah, you go a lot of starch
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jeans in Miller Lite, but. But yeah, it's really fun. You just go around and you dance and you line dance. But I do have a question about people that go to Honky Tonks.
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Hit me with it.
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Where the. Do they practice these dances?
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No, no, it has to be like a bathroom with the door lock type thing. There's no way you don't practice because they go in and it's full blown choreographed. Like, it's. It's literally like full. Like you'd think they paid like a personal dancer.
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And it's not like the Cupid Shuffle, right? So, like.
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Oh, yeah. Slide to the left.
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It's not the Cupid Shuffle.
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Cupid.
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Come on, come on. Yeah, sing it. How does Cuba Shuffle go? Is that K pop? What was that? What was that?
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I went straight to the end of the. To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left. Now kick, now kick that kick. Now kick, now. Let me see. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. If I had a. I would throw that son of a. It'd be. It'd be bad. I'm not gonna lie, bro. It would be. But I'D hit some like a little sneak peek. Like that elbow's covering that elbows that you sold. But Lord knows I'd go.
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If you had women genitalia, you'd be in jail.
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I'd have a. I'd have a lifetime of free drinks if I, if.
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Yeah, you would definitely use that. You'd use it.
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You said it's Robert, right? Go ahead. Yeah. Yo, give me a drink. Yeah. What'd you say you do for work, Robert?
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Yeah. You would let somebody feel about it?
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No, it depends. Depends what they do. Depends how they look like. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'd be a. I'd be. I'd be a trick. I need to be tricked on.
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You'd be like a girl that drinks whiskey sours.
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What is it? An aperol spritz, like pinky up and. And then like the nastiest shots ever.
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Oh, you'd be. You would be a. You would be like a nasty.
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Like. Oh my God, like the. In mid sentence, she's like, no, I don't even. Like she's sweating, like wiping sweat. She's like, no, I don't even really. Like. We haven't even been here for two. Oh, we haven't even been here for too long. Oh, oh, dude, if you. No, no. This is a public service announcement. This needs to be heard by all humans.
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What's happened now?
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If you, if, if you consume in cigarettes and black and milds and vapes and anything that, that produces a smoke.
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We don't, we don't advocate for that.
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I'm not advocating. I'm saying if you do this, you need to have enough whereatha to know to not blow it in strangers faces. The amount of times that's literally happened to us in like public. They're like, dude, I love your videos, bro.
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Anyway, they're like, like, like, like, like.
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Oh my. Oh my God. Really think foolish. Yeah. You really think they're different flavors?
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I'm just like, I'm like men.
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Yeah. I'm like, my God. I'm like sour watermelon.
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Yeah, there's definitely is a smoker's etiquette. There's definitely a smoker's etiquette.
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Like that's, there's etiquette with everything.
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Yeah.
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Oh my God. This is actually. That was the most classic transition.
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Okay, go ahead. I think we have adhd like a severe case. Cuz I was talking about something completely different, but it's okay.
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Yeah, but you said etiquette. Yeah. And then I heard, I heard etiquette okay. Me and Liv got an argument about this. About, I think, two nights ago. About etiquette, essentially. Yeah. So very simple. When you get takeout, right? When you get takeout food to the house.
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Okay.
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I'm not talking to your. Your McDonald's, your whatever, stuff like that. Like a takeout, Chinese takeout or whatever the case it is. Yeah, yeah. When it comes to the house, do you eat the food out of the containers that it comes in, or do you use your own plates and silverware and put it on a plate?
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Who the hell puts it on a plate?
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You have no class.
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No way, no way, no way, no way. Who are you trying to be?
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You have no class.
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Oh, my God. You're trying to be Princess Diana.
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You garbage pale baby. You know, class.
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You're princess came.
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And we're getting. We're getting. And the voice is different. Princess Camiana. Why? Okay, I understand. It comes in a container. They don't want to give you plate. But we're eating dinner.
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Yeah.
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This is a step up from fast food. This is Asian cuisine in our circumstance a couple of nights ago. It's not Panda. Pandas in a Styrofoam. You eat it out. Styrofoam.
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Yeah.
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I'm talking.
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It's the same thing, brother. Why am I going. All comes out the same place.
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You want to be Hollywood so bad. You. You. No one wants to eat that rice out of that dumb little thing it comes in. You put it on a plate, dude. Can't portion out your.
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What do you gain from that?
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I get orange chicken that comes with a sliced citrus, and it is beautiful orange. A good orange chicken, and I put it on a plate.
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Why though? What do you gain?
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Do you.
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It's like a feeling better.
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No one. The main thing is convenience. All of my is now on one plate.
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Yeah.
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So it's not. I'm not. Three different containers. Oh, egg roll. Oh, rice here. Oh, chicken. I put it all on one plate. I grab a paper towel and I sit down.
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You're the type of to sit at the table, too, with your family.
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Hell, yeah.
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That's so weird.
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Oh, yo, dude. Look at this guy. He's such a good dad. Lame. Idiot. Oh, look at this good dad. What? I now I'm lame because I eat dinner at the dinner table with my.
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Yes. People like you that get their takeout and put it on plates and then sit at the dinner table. Dude, just go eat out at that point. Like go to the actual restaurant.
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We have a toddler and it was late we have a toddler, and it was late. Yes, that's what I'm saying, but no, no, you're proving my point. It's basically restaurant food that was brought to the house. I already said I'm on record. McDonald's. If you put it on a plate, you're a serial killer. Yeah. Panda tennis, Styrofoam thing.
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No, it's the same thing.
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It's quite literally not. It is quite literally not, because it's not fast food. I'm ordering from a restaurant, but I want it.
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Oh, so you're saying the time that it takes for somebody to make your food, it makes it deserving or not to stay on a plate?
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Yes. Are you? Why?
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It's food, Cam. Food is food. It's a blessing.
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Oh, don't you food is food, me boy.
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Do you pray over your food?
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Yes.
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Okay, do you pray over all your food or just the food that takes a while to cook?
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No, all of it. And that's for prayer? That's for me. The food itself. If you drop a patty into some grease and then slap it on with some fries that have been sitting there for 30 minutes, that not deserving as a freshly dropped batch of fries, they're doing the same fresh, never frozen patty.
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They're doing the same thing at Cheesecake Factory. It's frozen food that they're just put heating up, bro.
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It's.
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It's like, what's the difference?
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Oh, my God, Dude, Cam, you. You. Oh, you. You. You picky and choosy.
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Okay? What do you think you gain from that?
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You pick and choose when you want to be bougie and prim and proper, you nasty little dude. You pick and choose. I've ever been called the so, so hard. Yeah, you. There's some things you do. The grimiest stuff ever. And then there's some things you're. Oh, I could never stay at that hotel. I could. Oh, my God. My Peyton Harden's head will never grace their pillows again. That is. That's been said. That sentence has been said. Pton. Harden will never grace the filth of San Antonio ever again. You've said that. No.
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San Antonio sucks.
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It comes to takeout food, and now I'm the. What are we doing?
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You are on the Internet and you just said that you don't think plates should be in the home.
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Like glass plates.
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What are those called? Hardwired plates. Hardwired? Yeah. Plug them into USB C. It keeps your food nice and hot. Hardwired. Place where we're going. Why do you think plates should not be in a house?
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It's performative. It's. It's. And it's a waste of time because then you got it. You got to pull it out off the thing. You got to clean it when you're done. Then you got to load in the dishwasher. Then you got to wait for the dishwasher to go. Then you got to take it out of the dishwasher.
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That's called being an adult.
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To who, though?
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Yourself. That's like saying, dude, you shouldn't have beds. It's performative. Sleep on the ground. Just sleep on the ground. That's what our ancestors did. We don't need a bed. It's all performed.
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That's not where my ancestors slept.
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All of our ancestors slept on Earth.
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Depends. On Earth? Yes.
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On Earth. Yeah.
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On Earth.
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No Earth.
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Oh, yeah.
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Not on the planet.
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I mean, some of us had worse sleeping conditions than others. If we were to get into it. What was that thing we said about the mule? What'd you say about that earlier? A couple episodes ago. You really want to talk about it?
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I go, you really look into a deep dive.
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No, I genuinely. Until me and Sarah got together, I was anti. I was anti place like, you know, people are anti vax.
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Yeah.
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Where's Pierce? You know, like that.
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He goes, that's the devil's. Don't you touch it. Don't you touch it. You'll start coughing here in two years. You ain't coughed before. Oh, that's Pierce.
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But, you know, I'm anti. I was anti plate before I met my girlfriend.
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I'm so. I'm like heavily confused. I want to say anti plate in silverware, but that's not a community. Like, that's not a real thing. There's no. There's no anti plate discord.
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Watch. Watch the comments of this.
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Anti plate.
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Yes. Anti plate and silverware. I think plastic wear and paper plates is the. Is the way to go because it's easier, it's cheaper.
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I agree on that. I thought you were saying the literal use of plates should cease.
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That's why I said.
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Are you a cave dweller?
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No, that's why I said hardwire plates.
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It's not saying that. Just hard like. Like porcelain.
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Porcelain.
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Glass. Not glass. That's porcelain. Porcelain.
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Are plates made out of the same
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toilets are made from some plates? Yes, sir.
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Yeah. Whenever I was at my. My parents stayed with me this weekend and I walked in, two weird things happen in my bathroom.
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Better watch it. You better watch.
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So, you know I have a problem. I take out my genitalia too early. Very early.
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Very early. I mean, like, the door's not even closed and you're out.
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Yeah. Sorry. So I was going into my bathroom to, you know, sit down, maybe think a little bit.
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Yeah.
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I go in there. My dad.
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Check it.
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Play a little bit. I go into my bathroom, my dad's shirt's off, and he's in the back of my toilet, like, pumping up something.
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It's a real man right there.
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My balls were out.
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Yeah, and that's a you problem. That's not. There's no blame on your father.
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Yeah. That's weird, though.
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You told him that your balls were out and he was trying to fix your toilet.
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But you're 61. No, keep your shirt on, dude.
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That's. Now, now, now the sh. This part. Bit strange. It is hot. Your house knows half the time, so I don't blame him on that. He's probably like, got a little warm
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yesterday whenever we had 30 bodies in there. Got a little warm.
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Me and CJ are playing ping pong. We're up there sweating like mules with the mules, huh?
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Always got it back at the mules.
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I think you planted that seed. I think you planted that seed.
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Seeds. You want me to pull them, too?
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That was incredible work.
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That was incredible. Yeah, but the other thing is I was taking a violently in my bathroom, and I was expecting. So Sarah's family was over as well, and I was expecting no one to be in my bathroom whenever I was violently. And I mean, when I was ripping. Dude, I was. I was talking about. It sounded like people were popping balloons in that bath, dude. I was like. And I was. I thought I was alone too. So I get a little, like, gleeful when I have a good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like I'm alone. And so I was there, like, slapping the toilet paper down.
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I was like, oh, yeah. I was like, yeah, I was wiping,
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throwing it in there. And then I come out of the bathroom. Her mom's right outside the door. I mean, that's. That's a tough thing. I was like, you just heard my insides get out. Oh, now I know you smell that.
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Oh, God.
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I have violence.
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If you come. If you even have 10 of your father inside you. Oh, you'll smell it from outside. You'll smell your backyard.
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He can clear. He can clear a house, dude. But last thing on this weekend at Sarah's graduation. This is my first time going to a graduation. I never got to experience one for myself. It's really cool thing. First of all, we're in Dallas. They came out with kilts and bipes.
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Yeah.
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It's a strange thing that happened.
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It's. It's. It's something. Yeah, it's something with a good old, very weird, strange.
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But so I got there early. And now in Texas. I don't know if this is a normal thing for colleges everywhere. Probably it's in an arena, like a basketball arena. And so I was sitting down and I had the whole session of myself. I was very reclusive. I didn't want to be around other families because they get. People get too loud and emotional, and I don't like that.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean? So I was by myself.
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Bullhorn now.
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Yeah, exactly. The bells would be excited, but I don't want to be there for it.
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Yeah.
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So I was. I was sitting down by myself and this lady. Like, two ladies come up there, older ladies, and they're heading towards me because I was right by the stairs. Am I explaining this one?
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Oh, it's like two minutes, bro. He was, like, tripping up himself. He said, there's a woman. There's a lady. And she was. I came down. I was next to the stair. Is everyone all right? That was 100% you, bro. Nobody else was questioning. We just physically watched your confidence, like, leave your body. There's a stair to.
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We can go to something else. I know I'm an okay storytelling. I'm pretty good. But then I looked at the fourth camera, and I mean, the blankets of stairs.
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He was like, this CJ's like, I was in here.
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Okay.
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It was good. So I was at. You're sitting in a section by yourself next to Loud Bell Bullhorn.
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No, I was by myself.
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Oh, yeah, that's true.
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So I was at my girlfriend's graduation. It was in a basketball arena, right. And the weirdest thing happened. So I'm sitting there by myself, and I'm sitting right by the stairs where people can come up and then get into the row, right?
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Yeah.
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And so I. I didn't think of it, but I'm have to do a bunch of the stand up, excuse me, stand up things. People trying to get by. Right.
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Unfortunate.
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And it was very unfortunate because the first one that wanted to get past me, something very strange happened. These two ladies come up, right? The first lady, she had, like, bags with her. And I was like, why do you have bags? I don't like bags.
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I don't like that.
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I don't like bags.
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I'm doing a civil suit. I need you to open that bag. Yeah. I need to see what's the. See the inside of it before you're allowed to sit. Yeah.
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And the security at the front door was like, 92. Like, he had no idea of anything. So she has two bags, and she says, I need to. Can I get past you? I'm like, strange route, but sure, you can get past me here. There's so much other seating. But yeah, go ahead and sit right next to me.
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We're actually in a arena.
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Yeah.
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You can go anywhere you want.
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So I stand up, right? And she walks past me. And the second lady comes up the stairs and she's holding a baby, right? And she's holding the baby like this. But then she has, like the little stroller thing that you can carry, right, that you have.
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Yeah.
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What's that called?
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Car seat.
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Car seat. She has a car seat, Right. I assume the baby rode in on the way up here.
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Rode in that? Yep. And if she needs to put baby back down, goes in that.
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But she's holding the actual human on the other arm. And so I'm like, oh, wow. I mean, that's a handful, right? The other lady, I don't know why she has bags, but she should have been helping.
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She has like an AK in this. What do you mean? She's only magna cum laude.
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I don't know about it, bro, but anyway, I'm sorry. So the lady with the car seat and the baby.
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Yeah, it's coming.
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Making a beeline. Obviously she's with this girl.
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Okay.
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She goes, excuse me. And I go, okay, I'm gonna stand up, let her go through. As I stand up, I'm not looking because I don't want to make eye contact or talk to her. I stand up and I can see her feet aren't moving. And I'm like, there's plenty of room for you to get by. I was like, you can get through here. She goes, can you take the car seat?
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She asked you?
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Yeah, she asked Peyton Harden, a stranger. Can you take the car seat?
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And I go, what?
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And she goes, nevermind. And I go, okay. Thank God. She goes. Then she goes, will you take my baby? I said, what? She goes, will you hold my baby?
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Oh, no, no. Are you. Are you out of your mind?
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And if you know anything about me, I don't hold babies. I don't like it.
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I had to. I had to, like, forcibly put Malachi in your hand.
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Yeah.
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And that's your nephew. This is a stranger.
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It's a stranger with a strange baby. And I mean, and it wasn't even like a cute baby. She handed me a gremlin. Like, at least, like, cute baby I can hold and be like, oh, you have some redeeming qualities. This thing, like, oh, dude, like schmeagle. Yeah. It's like, put the blanket over its face, right? Like, I don't want to see this thing. Maybe you'll grow into it, but I don't know.
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Plenty of those babies, right?
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Which is great. Not my kids. I don't care.
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Not for you. Yeah.
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But also, I'm in an arena, so
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it's like steep up elevation, and I'm standing up and she's trying to get
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past me, and she hands me this baby. I'm holding this baby. I was holding that thing, man.
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Like, she actually hand you the baby
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sword on everything I love. I was. I told Connor this. I was holding this strange woman's baby
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and I had like.
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You know, my fingers are sharp.
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I was holding the back of the head like this.
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I didn't know. I just remember
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he was like, no, don't shush. He's like, he's just going crazy.
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I just. All I remembered was to support the four head. That's all I knew. And so I just was like digging in this baby's skull, bro.
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Oh, my God.
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Like, is that not the craziest ever to just hand a stranger your baby?
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I literally thought you were gonna say, so I had to tell her no, and I ended up taking the car seat. The fact you actually hold. Held, hell, this baby is beyond like, she handed like this. She's like, oh, my baby. You're like.
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She literally went. You hold that
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juggling him, bro. That's how much of a dad I am.
A
Yeah. God, you're so lame now, bro. You're so lame.
B
Oh, yeah, dude, no problem, dude.
A
That's low key Cam's thing now. Like, he tells me, like, pick up after myself. I'm 27.
B
No. Yeah, but you're a dirty 27. You don't need to be a dirty 27. You can be a cleanly 27. There's like, there's no points for being a dirty 27.
A
What do you mean?
B
You get no cool points. No aura, no. No swag.
A
But you know the great thing about. You know the great thing about being 27? I can do whatever the I want.
B
You can. You're choosing the wrong thing, though. That. That is to who? To that. To earth. That is objective. How if. Okay, this proves my point right here. No matter. No matter the age. We turn this corner right here, we walk outside. Yeah, there's two 40 year old people. It doesn't matter if they're men, women. Let's say two 40 year old men and one has poop dust clouds around him. There's flies and maggots. Okay, that was. I said that.
A
I said that was habitual.
B
Maggots. No, that. That's very close. Please understand I'm saying the word maggots, like the little creatures that take over dead bodies. Anyway, let's say he has a dust cloud, smells like there's trash falling out of his pockets, and the other guy's in a suit and tie and looks clean, professional. Okay, which guy would you shake? His hand first. And I don't want you to lie
A
in the slightest false comparison.
B
No, it's not. That's. That's the same thing.
A
I'm can't see them dirty.
B
Age doesn't matter. Yes, you can, Jack.
A
If anybody saw me and you didn't know us. Didn't watch the pod. Just optically they would look at you and be like, oh, he sucks.
B
Yeah, they would. They would. And that's fair. That's fair. I'm kind of burying myself in this conversation.
A
But for you, I'm the dirty one. But I present clean. I'm clean. I'm clean. Frontier.
B
Yeah, it makes you a lying. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. It makes you a liar. That's what it makes you.
A
You think so?
B
No, I don't get comfortable.
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B
Oh, dude. No, no, no. I know. You said that last thing of the weekend. There's one more thing, okay? This man, as he said, it was Sarah's party, her graduation party. Shout out to Sarah.
A
Congrats.
B
About an hour, hour and a half before the party, I call him. I'm on my way back home. I literally go, hey, bro, everything good? Like, do you need anything? I gotta stop at Kroger to get milk from Malachi. Anyway, do you need anything? Drinks, food, paper plates, anything? He goes, well, there's like 20 people. I ordered 600 chicken tenders. I was like, what the. He's like, I think we'll be good on that. I have, like, eight cases of beer. I was like, Peyton, there's 20 people. This isn't like a reunion.
A
Yeah.
B
He was like, no, I think I'm good. But what about a double strength anti diarrhea? This? I. I said, do you need something for the party? He requested a double strength anti diarrhea.
A
I sure did.
B
And. And this. I'm just like, some things will never change.
A
Yeah.
B
I'm like, I'm expecting. Yes. Red solo cups and maybe a lighter for the birthday cake candles.
A
Yeah.
B
Double strength. I need to stop being diarrhea boy.
A
No, no.
B
That is. That's the grossest ever.
A
It sounded like I had acid growing in my stomach. Like, it was like hot soup. It was, like, bubbling in my stomach all day. And I was meeting all her family. Dude, I shitted all.
B
Oh, dude, I. I farted crazy in your upstairs. Oh, my God. Dude. So we came down. So you remember the. Remember the first wave of. Oh, Sarah looks pissed at me. She looks disgusted. The first wave of everyone migrated up there, and it was like that small ping pong tournament. It was like, me, Laura, cj, your dad. Everyone was playing. So then the games ended. Yeah. Went back downstairs. I think that's when we did, like, the cake and stuff and like, the. The big group shot. So after that, CJ looks at me. He was like. And I was like, yeah, let's do it. We go upstairs. It's just us. All of y' all are still upstairs. Literally, me and cj, we're sitting there playing. And I word for it. I was like, dude, I got a fart. And then I kind of squeezed a little bit that. It was like. It was like a sawed off it 2 it loud. It was right. I said, I gotta fart. And it was two.
A
Just like.
B
And I literally went. I was like. Because y' all have an open concept home. I was like, dude, that. That might have seeped downstairs. I said, that could have went straight over the railing, bro. It was light. No, C.J. literally said, oh, my God. I heard that. And I was like, dude, that was bad.
A
Dude, I'm not gonna lie all night
B
because I, you know, you gotta hold it in public settings.
A
I swear to God. I swear to God. It's because I was on host mode all day. So I didn't get, like, go and play ping pong. And so I. I went downstairs and I was like, going towards the front door. And, like, that area is, like, right under the ping pong table.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
I swear to God, I grabbed my dad. I said, bro, did you?
B
No.
A
I had to Febreze the whole downstairs. I didn't know. It's. Something stunk.
B
Bro is my. And then remember the. Remember the other time where I was afraid if someone was in the guest bathroom because I couldn't fully see if the light was on or not? And then I knocked and I thought I heard something. I said, I don't like this. Yeah, you said, you can go to yours. Yeah, dog, I went right to your bathroom. I lifted up the seat. I literally started to piss. And I literally was like. At the end, it was like. It was like a nine second triage of just farts, bro. It was insane. And I instantly had room for two more beers. Instantly I was like, I'm not drunk enough. Like at the second that left me, I said, I want another beer right now. It was it. Dude, the amount of it, like, relieves so much pressure.
A
What were you saying about me hosting? You, like, had a big reaction when I said I was on my hosting bag, I couldn't be around playing.
B
Oh, no. Because I remembered I did that in your bathroom too. I remember.
A
Absolutely.
B
No, you are. You are a good host, though.
A
I hate I never want to do that again.
B
You do good at it though.
A
You.
B
You can maybe like super deep cut. People have known you for a long time. We can see you like the.
A
Yeah, whatever.
B
But to others, outsiders looking in, it's fantastic. It always is. Good party. It's a good vibes. Everyone's taken care of. It's always good.
A
I think that's deep rooted insecurity.
B
I think it is.
A
I think I care so much what people view. Like, I don't want them to view like, me and Sarah's home.
B
We ain't running out of. I got some honey chicken tenders. Y' all can eat to have 30 apiece. Said you want a beer? Take a case. Like, oh, yeah, dude, it's 100. No one can see you fail.
A
Yeah, no, it's just like, I don't. And it's a lot of these people's first reaction of me, like her family and stuff, like. And so I want to throw a good time, but dude, I. I don't like hosting. It's just not fun. It's because you don't actually get to fully enjoy it. And I didn't understand that.
B
That part. Yeah, you're there and you enjoy it, but your duty is not the party.
A
Yeah.
B
Or like enjoying the party. It Is the party to run the.
A
Make sure everything's good?
B
Is the music still on? Is. Is. Does the dog need to go outside? Is the food still hot? Are there tip? Like, you're constantly making sure.
A
I was, like, taking. Because the canes catering comes those foil things. And, like, it would run low, so I'd take it out and then put it in the other one and then kill it, though. There was a windstorm that happened.
B
Oh.
A
In the middle of the party. And so, like, our front door blew open. Like somebody kicked it.
B
Open your doors £90. I'm like, what hurricane?
A
Outside.
B
I was like. I was like, how did this just happen?
A
And so, bro, I. I went out. So the trash cans got full, and I didn't want people, like, overflowing the trash can, and I want it to be presented well. So I took the trash cans outside. I went outside to this. To my front yard. Trash cans were gone. I had no trash cans. Like, the big trash cans. I said, where are my trash cans? I need trash cans.
B
You need the trash cans? They were gone. What do you mean gone?
A
You ever go outside and look for trash cans?
B
Where's my trash can? There's no trash. You said trash cans seven times in eight seconds. That's the biggest.
A
That's so scary.
B
Oh, dude. Yeah. If they're complete. Were they in the street? No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You don't give a. About the trash cans. Oh, he's struggling. Oh, good pee. Oh, I'm gonna piss hole. I'll make you go. Oh, dude.
A
Dude, I don't like the way Sarah's looking at us.
B
I know, dude. She looks like she's been judging the whole time. 30 straight minutes of judgment. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I was hoping it was at, like, 42. I said. I said, wow.
A
Let's bring back the intro of this episode. Wait, what's going. What happened?
B
Oh. Oh. What sucks? My socks. His socks. He literally just said yours were like this. He pointed both of us. He said yours pointed to both people. Who's shocked?
A
CJ's.
B
What about.
A
She's just a weird guy, bro. He's a weird guy, man.
B
I love him, dude. He'll creep you out. Like, like, quick. He will get under your skin, bro. Like, but when you know it, it's actually funny. But I always put myself in an outsider looking in, and I'm like, dog, Someone could either think that's funny or, like, genuinely be like, hey, I don't like that guy.
A
My dad, dude. My dad this morning, he was like, dude, I got a. And I was like. I was like, that bathroom's really good. I heard. And I pointed at CJ's. And my dad got serious. He was like, I'm not doing that. He was like, I feel like if I in there, he's going to be outside my house in Pflugerville.
B
He's just gonna be like, hey, did you. Did you properly wash your hands at your family house? And Mark's like, what the. CJ's like, just think about that next time. Takes off on foot.
A
If anybody, it would be cj to do 100. Anyway. My trash cans.
B
Yes.
A
I went outside to find my trash cans.
B
Shut the up.
A
And there's no trash cans in sight. And it's.
B
It's windy, very windy.
A
I look down the street, my trash cans are warm down the street. It's the middle of the party in my trash, dude. My personal trash is all on the street. And I got so self conscious, bro. They were seeing all my snacks, my mail, my, my, like dirty stuff and my dirty napkins. I had to pick all that up in the middle of the party.
B
I didn't even know you left the party for that long. Holy. Oh my God.
A
And I cut my finger on my recycling bin.
B
Oh, dude, that's. Oh, a spider bit me on mine.
A
Yeah.
B
Went right up under. And I grabbed that, hit a whole little web, hit a whole little cobweb up there. And that spider said, you know, I was like, holy. I said, what is that? What is that?
A
Okay, this is really stupid.
B
I have a funny. I. I have a funny. A throwback, bro. I saw this video. I saw a video this morning, actually. What's a throwback to like, childhood? Okay, I was on the toilet taking a heavily alcohol induced poop this morning. Oh, dude. First off, alcohol farts. Go to hell.
A
They are the what is very Poopy talking YSK episodes. Poopy talk with ysk. What is it then? Teacher, get on the mic and you sing it. Get on that.
B
I don't know.
A
Take a lap, bro. Go take a walk, bro.
B
But, okay, so I'm watching this video and the caption was simply like, kids don't know how to roast. And it was a video of these two kids going back and forth in like, presumably like just one of their rooms. There's like five kids in the room. And the video starts with, why you keep saying this? One kid goes, why you keep saying the same thing? And the whole. The whole room goes, ooh. And then the other kid steps up this was his rebuttal. Word for word. He goes, first off, first off, you need to stop calling people stupid because you're not even better than me at football. I'll beat you in your nuts, boy. That's what he said. And literally, the people go. The people go, what? It was the. And it just reminded me.
A
You and your nuts.
B
He just said, first off, you need any points right here. He goes, first off, you need to stop calling people stupid because you're not even better than me at football. I'll really beat you in your nuts, boy. And it was like, that is some little. What it was. And it just reminded me, like, I. I always. I always. So I had this friend that was like, king roaster. King roaster. He could just kill anybody. And one day I was like. I was like, I kind of want to just see what it feels like to, like, attempt some roasts and to get just grilled, because I was. I was very in good. Like, I was very in good.
A
You got some weird dude.
B
And I. And so then I was like, I think it was lunch, and we were going around, like, every day. And I think I literally was like, bro, like, get me.
A
Get me is crazy.
B
I said, get me. Like, you know, roast me. I said, no, like, that, dude.
A
Demetrio, roast on me.
B
Oh, yeah. And he started going in, and I absolutely hated it. I felt so small. It tore me apart, bro. And I was like, holy. This is what this feels like. He was like, you big headed man. Yo, daddy, this your mom? And I was like. I was like, that's why you're cool. I was like, that's why you have Nike and Jordan on, idiot.
A
So every girl likes you.
B
Yeah, dude, you have so many hoes, you don't know what to do with them, dummy. That was my. It was bad.
A
Oh, dude, your flex in school would have been like, you collected like erasers. Like, that was your.
B
Oh, yeah. I was like, yeah, so what you've already had. You don't have a red eyes, black dragon. I was like, yeah, what's it to you, dude?
A
Being a kid is so dumb because I. I said this on the pod, too. But, like, we had a thing in our school. The popular thing was, like, freestyling. Everybody loved dude. And, dude, these kids were so good. And, like, we had a guy named Raul Escobar.
B
Raul Escobar, destined for greatness.
A
Well, my girlfriend in high school cheated on me with him, but he's still a great guy. Well, I mean, that's a rumor, so I don't Want to put that. It's allegedly. I think he's a DJ now, but
B
he's always been good.
A
Yeah, I remember he was hot. And so. Yeah, dude. I mean, Raul Esquire, you can't be ugly.
B
And yeah, thinking Raul Esquire, he definitely has a lot of good flow.
A
Yeah.
B
Way too much gel, but it looks good when it's done.
A
Had a lot of gel.
B
Way too much gel, but it looks really good put together when it's done. Definitely. Button, shirt, top three buttons undone.
A
I feel like he had his grown up teeth before everybody else.
B
Dude, that's a. That's a flex. Having adult teeth, like the sixth grade, seventh grade. I'm like, holy, you're good looking.
A
Yeah, dude. I think I lost my last baby tooth, like seventh grade. Also wiggling that thing in algebra.
B
You're sitting there. I. I just don't understand the problem. You're, like going back and forth. The tooth is like this. You're like having. Having baby tooth, David. People are behind the bleachers and you have a baby too.
A
About to get my permit.
B
Oh, my God. You're about to start driving with adult. You're still wiggling a loose tooth. Oh.
A
Anyway, Raul would be making the beat on the table.
B
Oh, pin tapping. Yeah.
A
He'd be going crazy. And then so everybody. Dariel almost got in his bag. Yeah. So he was doing that and all the kids were like, rapping. It was good. And I was like, I'm not that creative. Like, I can't. And I don't like pressure. Like, I don't like being looked at like that. So, I mean, like, I don't want to fail publicly.
B
Yeah.
A
And I think I said this before, but I spent like a whole weekend, like, remembering Eminem's fast lane verse, like his first verse. And I was like, no one listens to this. And so. And then so on Monday, I did. That's all I cared about was this. This movie at lunch. I'm gonna get this verse off.
B
God.
A
And Raul started the beat and I was like, this is not the right beat.
B
You're like, I don't know how to adjust the bpm. You're like, raul, dude, bring it down a bit.
A
No. So I said, I'm going acapella. I said. And so the whole lunchroom, he said,
B
oh, Peyton doesn't even need a bead. You're sitting there.
A
I think I had my back brace on too. So I tightened it up for better airflow to get it out.
B
You said, I'm going acapella.
A
Yeah. And then so I wrapped it. I wrapped the verse. And then everybody's like, it's not you, bro. It's not yours. It's not your pin, man. I think I fooled a couple of them, but there's definitely something. I mean, that was a high selling album, bro. Like, a lot of people heard that song. Fast Lane's like platinum, I think, man. They did a video for it and everything.
B
You just go in there, just. You're just wrapping up with just like this, just watching. There's like, bro, it's not it, bro.
A
It's an Eminem verse. I mean, it's an intense verse.
B
That's scrutiny till I die looking like
A
I was in it.
B
You were giving it that much emotion, brother.
A
I was in them.
B
Peyton, no, you. Okay? Now, you can't do it the same way. You can take the word. You got to put a some different seasoning on it.
A
Obviously your Monday morning court, Monday morning quarterback. I understand that now, brother. But at the time, I didn't have the wherewithal to not rap it just like Eminem. So I was Eminem.
B
Shady. Till I die in a better paradise, baby. Everyone's just like, dude, I had the
A
hands going and everything.
B
You're like, dude, I wore whiteface. He said, I showed up. I had the hat, I had the hoodie.
A
I think I brought a composition notebook, dude. Just so I can like write verses.
B
I think it's fair to say for all the people that relate to you and then all the people that relate to me. We are parents. I mean, we're. We're literally right there in weirdness. Just vastly different.
A
Yeah, we just are in different spectrums of the weird.
B
But, boy, are we on the spectrum. Yeah, 100%.
A
You should know, podcast guys, as you know, me and Cam have gotten really into like tcg sports cards.
B
Yes, sir.
A
And really in, like, live shopping, like, me and Cam will sit there for hours just watching this stuff. It is so fun. And the. Our favorite place to do it is Whatnot.
B
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A
If you don't know what whatnot is, Whatnot is the number one live stream shopping app. Dude, it is fantastic. We, me and Cam genuinely are on Whatnot.
B
Oh, my God, it's so fun. It's a live auction app where you can get literally all sorts of things. Street wear, clothes, shoes, collectibles, cards. You want it, you want it, you find it.
A
Yeah, dude. With over a hundred, over 100 categories, whatnot has something for literally everyone. They got some super sick features, like swiping the bid, chatting and you can support small businesses and sellers. It's. It's fantastic. I really love what whatnot is doing.
B
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If we love what not, we know you're gonna love it too.
A
Shout out to whatnot. Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast.
B
Okay, I have a question. Have you heard of the movie apex on Netflix? 10 top 10 movies?
A
Is it the old movie?
B
No, in 2026.
A
Oh, I thought Apex was that movie. Whenever the kids were like videograph being, they were recording on their phone. The kind of like Project X, but one of the kids had superpowers.
B
Isn't that like Chronicle with like Michael B. Jordan?
A
Cool. That's where something like that.
B
Yeah, right. Chronicle or Skyline.
A
It's it. I think it's Chronicle. One of my favorite movies all time. It literally changed me as a person.
B
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
A
Chronicle chronicles one of the best movies ever made.
B
I pray to God has a bad Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, Dario. Look up Chronicle.
A
Yeah, yeah, Here, dude.
B
Chronic.
A
Y' all don't Chronicle.
B
Chronicle. It was good. It was cool.
A
Almost got a tattoo because of that movie that said Apex on it because he became like the apex predator or something in that movie.
B
You almost got permanent ink on your one and only body forever.
A
Yeah.
B
Off of a. A one hit wonder movie that I hope to God is not that wonderful.
A
Yeah. In terms of ratings, do we have the rating system? 80, 85%.
B
That's pretty hot. Really good on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah. Yeah.
A
Is that audience or critics?
B
Now read the. Read the. The super brief, like, summary of the movie. Like top line, socially awkward, introverted teen
A
whose main form of escape is expression, is a video game.
B
But I go, you good, Dario?
A
He goes, red hat, blue hat.
B
I didn't toggle down on the. Couldn't get a read here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Talk that. There you go. We love you. Said Red hat, blue hat.
A
Oh, no, no.
B
David starts reading.
A
Kids back there. Oh, man. All right, Dario, one more shot.
B
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Top line. This is a paragraph, so I don't know. I go, brother, read it. It's a lot to read. No, no.
A
It's like popcorn reading. You're paying on that one, kid.
B
I know. I almost feel. Katie, do you feel confident to read this?
A
No.
B
Okay. No, I'll be honest. Oh, my God. There's a lot of parentheses in here.
A
Oh.
B
Oh, my God. The punctuation. Oh, dude, no. That's incredible.
A
Oh, my God. That's way better than actually reading it.
B
Oh, my God. Yeah. That's so good. Oh, my God, that's so good.
A
That's the funniest that's ever happened. Oh, my God, I'm severely hungry.
B
He straight up said no. He's 28. He said no. Holy. Oh. Oh, dude, that's not okay. Oh, no. I just saw. I saw the little black things, the little floaties.
A
Oh, to read one page of a Harry Potter book.
B
What? I'm not going to lie. I got to look this up. Cuz if it's not challenged, I'm a.
A
Having a cramp. Oh, dude.
B
Chronic Chronicle movie.
A
Oh, wow, dude, I'm having a bad cramp. Okay, please read it. Please read it, Please read it. Oh, my.
B
The only thing in parentheses out the people's name. Oh, please. Okay. I don't know if this is the same one.
A
Tell them if this is the same one.
B
It's not based off the. The. The. The first sentence, but I think. Where was it at?
A
Where.
B
Where was it at? Was it just on Google or. What were you reading from? I want to read the same one you were reading. I'm on a RottenTomatoes dot com. Rotten Tomatoes. Okay. Chronicle. Okay. He read the whole URL.
A
Yes, I can read it, but. Oh, okay, hold on, hold on.
B
This is unbelievable.
A
Why are your toes curled?
B
It was unbelievable.
A
Holy.
B
Says Chronicle 2012 is a found footage sci fi thriller about three high school friends who gained telekinetic powers after discovering a mysterious object.
A
It is big words there, I'm not gonna lie.
B
Using them for fun. Until one of them, the bullied Andrew, descends into a dark, destructive path leading to a climatic battle with his cousin Matt and his friend Steve. First off, Michael B. Jordan's name. His character. And that was Steve.
A
Michael B. Jordan's in that movie? Yeah, yeah.
B
That was like one of his first ever, I think.
A
No, he was in Fruitville Station.
B
Well, this looks like okay, how. But. Yes, but this was 2012 movie Fruitful Station. I've only seen it once, and I was educating. It was a long time ago.
A
To us.
B
I should do. No, one of my favorite is the one about the lawyers or the debate team. The great debaters.
A
Oh, love the Hispanics.
B
No, that's about the blacks. That's. That's heavily black.
A
What's the Hispanic school where the kids.
B
Oh, the one they're running a lot of track or. No, that's like.
A
No, the poetry. What's it called? What's the poet? Dario. The poetry movie with the Hispanics at the school.
B
Dude, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, dude, I had a big crush on her, actually. Which one? Journey Smollett.
A
Jussie Smollett.
B
Journey.
A
No, you like. Hold on. Can I say we let Jesse Smollett get some crazy. Oh, 100. Yeah, that's. He said he got jumped. And the subway sandwich is okay.
B
Journey smell and great debits.
A
All right.
B
Yeah.
A
Ain't bad.
B
Oh, my God.
A
Dude,
B
is it endless poetry? I don't think that.
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No, it's okay. It's called, like, the. I don't know. It honestly doesn't matter.
B
I actually don't know a poetry Hispanic movie that you're talking.
A
There's a movie about poetry where the kids are in the school and the kids are bad as hell. Yeah. And there's Hispanic kids. It's not always banished, but I remember there's a Hispanic kid, like one of them. It was like the Coach Carter of poetry.
B
Oh, I don't. Yeah. Not know that. Anyway, back to the movie. Apex 2026. It's new. Yeah, I know that. Dude, that was incredible. That's. That's arguably one of my favorite moments,
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like, of all podcast.
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, God.
B
Long story short, the movie starts. The movie starts with a couple rock climbing. I'm talking, like, mountain climbing. Like, they're. They're like the Andes or something. Massive mountains, snowy. They go to sleep for the night, right? They're like, oh, it's getting real dark. We got to pack it up. They wake up, and it shows the wake up process. They are in a tent that is harnessed into the rock. And when I tell you, it's quite literally. Imagine if this was a mountain, okay. And their tents like this. There's nothing underneath it.
A
And they're hanging there, sleeping.
B
Sleeping in there.
A
Is this a documentary or a movie?
B
They're talking like they're in their bed. Netflix and chilling.
A
Yeah.
B
They're literally in there, like, how do you think we should approach tomorrow? Like, I just gotta get to that summit. Moving around, adjusting. There's nothing under them. Nothing.
A
I'm confused. Is this a documentary or a movie?
B
No, this is a movie, but that's just how it starts.
A
So it's not real?
B
No, but I'm saying.
A
Oh, okay. I was just wondering if this was.
B
No, presumably people probably do that, like when you're at a. Because when you're going to a huge, huge peak and stuff like that, why
A
can't you just go into the mountain?
B
Go into the mountain?
A
Not like in it, like the middle of it, but like where the bears sleep.
B
Where the brown bear. Brown bear sleeps.
A
What's that movie with the raccoon that was stealing over the head.
B
Over the hedge.
A
Remembering over the hedge.
B
You just compared to a human being climbing a summit of a mountain. Over the hedge?
A
Yeah, over the hedge. The. The raccoon came up there and the. In the bear was hibernating.
B
That's like a hill. It was like a hill in like a suburban area.
A
That's a pretty big mountain.
B
They are isolated. Climbing a mountain up here.
A
Here where the lions sleep. The mountain lions. I'm not trying to pod or joke at all. I've always inter.
B
Why do you hear mountain and immediately think there's so much life up there? There has to be life.
A
Yeah, the little billy goats that like stand parallel on them.
B
Yes, this.
A
But those are impressive beasts.
B
That's unreal. And they defy all physics like this. They're literally like standing on a. On like that.
A
Yeah. And they're all.
B
There's like.
A
Yes. And so I always thought like whenever you. Mountain chains everywhere, obviously, there's Andes, there's Rockies, there's name one more Malaysian. But there's a bunch of mountains and stuff. And I. I always thought the people that climb mountains, when you go up to the mountain and you need a little break, there's like little things for you to go in, bro.
B
When it's like this. Maybe at the base yet they were climbing like this. Oh, like that guy that did the skyscraper with just chalk in his forearm grip. Yeah, they're like that. It's like straight line on a mountain.
A
Yeah. We got to check if he's okay too.
B
Yeah, dude, I want to check his hard drive. I'm not going to lie.
A
Oh, he's weird.
B
Oh, it's got to be.
A
His forms are massive.
B
But the whole. The whole thing. I was getting it.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Is.
A
Sorry.
B
Is watching the movie. Yeah, it's. It's very similar to something we. It was either last week or two weeks ago with the hiking. Dude. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Like a main event specifically. No, no. Even that. That's kind of cool. You're super safe. You're maybe 20ft in the air.
A
Yeah.
B
Genuine. Climbing mountains, that has to be a top three purely Caucasian thing.
A
Oh.
B
Like I'm talking. I'm talking the overall ratio of human beings that have ever done it. Yeah. I'm willing to put serious cold, liquid cash that is 99% Caucasian.
A
Gary, have you ever thought about doing it?
B
No. Have you ever thought about doing it? No, dude. Have I ever thought about doing it? Yeah. No. But I literally was watching that and. Cause it's so. It's a good.
A
No, it's crazy.
B
It's a good movie. But I'm sitting here like. Like I'm getting uncomfortable watching this fake film of this that I know is in. In Hollywood in a. Like a warehouse.
A
Yeah.
B
And I'm like, there's actual people that choose to do this with their life, with their freedom. They. They choose. They go, I want to climb a 10,000 foot mountain.
A
And it's just like, what do you gain? Do you get money? Is there a prize? I've always wondered that. Like people.
B
Like one guy, I guess he has like sponsorships and stuff because he's done it and like, right.
A
I know him, he's on Netflix. But I'm saying, like the average everyday Joe that's like, I'm gonna go climb a mountain. I thought for the longest time, and honestly until you just said that, that people that climb Mount Everest get a prize at the top. Like some peace award.
B
No, it is the ultimate prize of like, I can pop my. Oh, that's it.
A
So if I say I did it, it's not like a stolen valor thing. Like, it doesn't really matter. Pretend like it doesn't really matter.
B
You're not taking their boots and whatnot. But like, there's probably proof. But they'd be like, oh, dude, let me see your picture of the summit.
A
And I go, no, I just.
B
I did it. And you. Well, now in 2026, you go right here.
A
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I always thought because. Why would you do it then? Because having. A lot of people died trying to climb Mount Everest, bro.
B
There's. There's like legends and sort. There's people on there that are just frozen dead in there for like 20 years. There's one guy in like the green jacket. Literally.
A
It's Walt Disney.
B
No, it's literally like a check mark. It's like once you pass the dead guy in the green jacket, you're however far away from top.
A
We should roll him down.
B
That's what I'm saying.
A
Let's have some respect.
B
Literally, it's like a thing.
A
We should, like, plant a flag there or something.
B
Put a little outhouse around him or something. Weir.
A
Just losing the plot as human beings, aren't we?
B
And it's. And the thing is, with Everest, you literally. You have to go in, like. I don't know if you have to go in groups. It's recommended to go in groups. You, like, have to stop a certain amount of times because you're. Oxygen. Like it. I'm like, y' all are. There's no point choosing.
A
I. I genuinely thought you would go to the White House afterwards and you'd get like some sort of metal. Metal.
B
I thought so. Because, like, you get presentation of colors. You get everything.
A
I remember, like, people would talk about it and they'd be like, oh, this guy climbed Mount Everest. And people like, like, clap for him.
B
Who gives a. I thought it was like a bro. I played pickup at 8am today. Like, there's no difference. Like, me going to an LA Fitness and playing basketball for two hours and you climbing a mountain and putting your life online. There's no difference. We both chose to do it.
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Yeah. And I thought.
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Cause that.
A
That guy from Night Agent went on Jimmy Fallon and he said, I turned off social media because of Mount Everest. And it was like, why? What does that mean? And he goes, Because I was scrolling on Instagram and there was a guy who took. He climbed Mount Everest and took a picture of it. And he goes, I don't feel like I deserve to see that because I didn't do it myself. And I go, that's stupid.
B
That is, dude. That right there, that is like the ultimate evolved S tier prismatic form of dude. I listen to SoundCloud rap because. So I can say I do.
A
Yeah, you.
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He said, I don't feel like I deserve to see a picture of something because I didn't do it myself.
A
He said, I don't deserve to see that view because only the people that
B
earned it should, like that got there,
A
should see that view. I get the principle of what he is saying. No, but that's. I don't want it.
B
Then you. By that. By that purpose, you don't deserve to see any movie ever because you weren't on the set. You didn't. You didn't get. You didn't do four hours of makeup. You don't. You don't deserve to see a movie. You don't deserve to watch live sports. You didn't put up shots with them.
A
Oh, it's. To be honest, you don't get. You don't get to see, like, you know, the little you.
B
You don't deserve to eat the food. You didn't make it.
A
You know, the, like, the pictures, like, on your. On your, like, tv, like when your TV is about to go to sleep and it shows you, like, cool pictures
B
from all around the world.
A
Technically, you don't get to see those off.
B
Yeah, turn off. Oh, and to validate what y' all said, at least 344 people have died and roughly 200 bodies remain. And there's this thing considered a death zone of climbing it once you reach 8,8000ft. So after you reach 8000, that's the death zone.
A
How high do planes go?
B
Like 30,000, 30,000.
A
How tall is Mount Everest?
B
I think it's like 25,000.
A
So you can get on a plane, land there.
B
No, bad logic, Bob. Point. Plane, land.
A
So it's a point at the top of Mount Everest.
B
Dude, do you think it's like a round table?
A
Are people standing there taking pictures?
B
If it's a point, they're holding on, yes. They literally get to the top.
A
It has to be some sort of flag.
B
Get to the top. No, they get to the top, they stab their. They're like. What would that be? Like a walking stick thing, A little climbing tool. And they just sit there and they go, bro, take that flick. They go like this. They get the flick and they have a four day journey down. It's like. It takes four days, Peyton. It's like five. It. I think. Check this for. How do you run out of total elevation? I think it's like five miles in the sky. Like, think about what I just said. Five miles up and these people are climbing with their ohos, their Lamborghinis. It. It's not a. We'll be there in three hours, bub.
A
Why it is. We're going.
B
We're camping out. We're going again.
A
What? You. You okay? What's up? You can fact check me, but I think I went down a rabbit hole.
B
You didn't.
A
Okay, so Dariel can fact check me, but I went down a rabbit hole one time. And you can pay people to carry up your bags up the mountain. They have workers that live there, and they know the routes and the trails. And, like, it's basically cheating. Like, you're not actually climbing it. Like someone's carrying.
B
Yeah. Someone's doing the hard work and you're just following their footsteps.
A
You can pay a guide to take you up Mount Everest.
B
This is so says you absolutely can.
A
Really? Yes.
B
That's crazy.
A
And they carry your bags. They know the routes.
B
Like, wait, so people.
A
So it's somebody's full time job to climb Mount Everest?
B
Oh, yeah. There's in the.
A
What's the so special they got to
B
do Billy Bob doing it every day. He's going up and down hoop to hoop. Exactly.
A
Is it figuring out yourself is the hard part.
B
Yeah. Spiritual. Dude. Go in a dark room and start thinking. Yeah. Don't climb a mountain and freeze to death.
A
Yes. Dude. Speaking of like world treasures and wonders. You can mute hers. Speaking of world treasures and wonders.
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Did you see that?
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They figured out the Bermuda.
B
Did you see that?
A
They figured out the Bermuda Triangle.
B
They figured out the Bermuda Triangle?
A
Yes. They like figured out like what. What it is. Why. Why planes crash. Dude, the news.
B
You would do CNN here.
A
Let me find it. I wasn't prepared to talk about this.
B
Holy. Are you being serious though? They actually figured it out.
A
By the way, the movie you were looking for was Freedom Writers. Freedom.
B
Freedom.
A
Yes.
B
Okay. There's spanic in that. Yeah. I'm looking at this class. It's like. Yeah.
A
What he said. Dude, if I have to pay for this article, I'm punching cj.
B
Oh, do I hate that. Okay.
A
Bermuda Triangle. Mysteries solved. Scientists reveal structure was found beneath the island. There's a structure beneath the island. So if you don't know what the Bermuda Triangle is, that's strange. If you don't.
B
Yeah, it's really.
A
Basically it's this. It's short. Helen Keller crashed.
B
Wrong.
A
Anne Frank crashed. Amelia Earhart.
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Amelia.
A
Dude.
B
No. Like that. They need to go down in the hall of fame. Like on the same plaque. Yeah, like they don't deserve three separate plaque. It's like the trio of Amelia, Ann and Helen.
A
That's the original Big three.
B
That's the original big three, dude. The Beatles or the Heatles. It's those.
A
Yeah. Okay, so if you don't know what the beauty of the triangle is, I can't say that.
B
Bermuda.
A
If you don't know what the Bermuda Triangle is, basically it's like this whole, like myth and lore. It's like if a plane flies over it, there's a bunch of plane crashes over there.
B
It's this area out in the. In the middle of the ocean that it's just anytime an aircraft Goes over it. Like their satellites go out. The whole plane crashes. Like it's just this weird, mythical place.
A
Yes. For decades, geologists have been baffled by one of the Atlantic Ocean's most persistent puzzles. Why does Bermuda sit so high above the surrounding ocean floor, even though its volcanoes have been silent for more than 30 million years? So apparently, it sits 1600ft higher than the surrounding ocean floor. So it's huge.
B
I'm so tired of that. The scientists have said that.
A
That it's 1600ft above.
B
Oh, no, no. That's probably measurable.
A
Yeah.
B
Their volcanoes have been silent for 30 million years. You couldn't prove that if a gun was to your head. You cannot.
A
Oh, now you're with me. Now you're coming to my side.
B
No, I'm so tired of that. Genuinely, the more I sit and think about it, I am. I am actually. It actually kind of pisses me off.
A
Yeah.
B
So basically, billion years old, I'm like, okay.
A
Ow.
B
It's like, shut up.
A
I'm trying to see what it says. I'm so sorry, guys.
B
So they go. You go. They figured it out. Pop culture. Just go. Breaking the song.
A
Yeah. So they found, like, they found a bunch of stuff under the island, and so that's basically why it's sitting so high. I just googled that, and that's basically what happened. There's a lot of stuff under there, man. Dude. And it's like, it's really big, and it's. Don't touch me, dude. Let me get through this by myself.
B
You got it. We're here for you.
A
So basically, if you don't know, the Bermuda Triangle is, like. It's an island that sits in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Sarah, close your eyes. And under it is a structure that they found. It's really big, so that's why it's sitting so high.
B
Holy. There's a structure under the Bermuda. That's awesome, bro. That's. That's insane. That. That makes sense, though, when you think about it.
A
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B
Dude, if she had tag alongs, she's my friend.
A
She had everything. But that's the problem. She was a bad saleswoman. Like, little girl is dumb and her parents are dumb. So. Dude, she was greedy. It was the most greedy.
B
Girl Scouts are really evil.
A
So I went up to the girl scout thing because I was like, I want a girl scout cookie. This is fine. This happened some time ago. But I went up to the stand and she was there and her parents, I was like, what's up, parents? Talking to her. She's the one selling. I'm not buying you fill. And so I go, hey, can I
B
have some thin mints?
A
I love me a thin Mint.
B
Thin mint's good. I said, cook.
A
Hey, can I have some thin mints? And she goes, we're not selling individual boxes. Why not? What does that have? What are we doing? She goes, you can buy us out.
B
No, I don't want to become a girl Scout. I want one box of your cookies. I don't need your whole inventory was there. I don't need all your inventory.
A
I want one box. No, no, she's.
B
She.
A
I couldn't even buy two boxes.
B
Three boxes.
A
She was offering a buyout of her table. Are you crazy?
B
Like, you think this is Pawn Stars?
A
I literally. I got to her level.
B
I said, storage Wars.
A
I said, do you know you're talking to lady Buy Out?
B
She goes, I know exactly who I'm talking to, boy. She goes, take it or leave it, dude. I looked at a bear and says.
A
I said, really? And they're like, yeah. We were trying to get rid of
B
it all, maybe sell it individually. I go, you're going. You're going about it wrong. All or nothing for Girl Scouts is insane.
A
Dude. Dude. But. And the part is, I have so many Girl Scout cookies at my house right now. I mean, my pantry is stocked.
B
She got me.
A
I really wanted Girl Scout cookies.
B
Please have a box of tag.
A
Yeah, bro, please. My pantry's stocked up right now.
B
Oh, my God. Girl Scout cookies are the.
A
So good. But that. Dude, she's not gonna make it far or very far, dude. She might be the new Griselda.
B
Oh, no. I think she might be. So what she's doing is so wrong that she really knows the actual secret sauce. Because think about it. You bought. You bought her. You bought her out. You bought her out.
A
I was thinking about going to the Diamond Gym. It's. Dude.
B
All right, I got. Oh, hey, hot take.
A
I think the Diamond Gym is easier than. They're making the same hot take.
B
That hot.
A
Hot take. I.
B
And I'm going to. I'm going to ice cold. Put this out there. My name is Cameron Michael Kennedy. That came from Peyton Steven Harden.
A
No, great.
B
Believe that. That is his take. Continue.
A
Great marketing. They're fantastic at what they do. It is not that hard what they are doing.
B
They'd split you like a twig.
A
I mean, sexually.
B
That did sound. That could have been taken sexually. Bro, you're. You're out of your mind. Like, okay, I don't understand.
A
I can say no.
B
Like, I. Like, what it.
A
Like, what is the whole thing? Like, they're not.
B
They're not law enforcement. Yeah, that I agree.
A
A couple guys, and they seem like cool guys, but guess what? I'm not running that hill, dude.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
I'm not taking the bamboo bar. I go, there's, like, more. And I'm like, I can't
B
so fail right there. You're like, pretty much. You go, I'd rather fail than be hurt. Yeah, like, that's it.
A
No, no, I'm going.
B
If I go to the Diamond Gym,
A
I'm gonna teach people the word no.
B
They go, what the hell you mean, no? Drop it. Get me full. You go, no.
A
He goes, no water. I go. Or what?
B
Yeah, okay.
A
No, I go, wait, I'm thirsty, so I'm gonna Drink water.
B
That's what water's for. Put on another plate. I'm not doing it. Like, the whole thing is just, like, so bad and awkward.
A
He goes, 12 more rests. I go, don't have it in me.
B
Pretty much at my limit. Can't go anymore.
A
What is it? You can't close your eyes.
B
Can't close your eyes. Can't drink water. You can't take a seat. And I think it's brother golf. I don't think you're allowed to take deep breaths or something like that. Can't sneeze, dude. I mean, okay, from that, guys, that's actually hilarious, I'm saying. But, like, I think that's a part. That's, like, a part of the challenge, though. That's a part of being in Diamond Ritual.
A
I could be challenged and say, no. Like, I'm at my wit's end. I'm done.
B
I want water. I'm thirsty. Water. No. But they would. They'd boot you out. They'd make you leave.
A
It's a public gym.
B
No, it's not.
A
Diamond Gym's a public gym.
B
Diamond Gym's public?
A
Yeah, it's a public gym.
B
I thought this whole time that was there.
A
It is. But it's a public gym. It's public. It's not private. You get, like, memberships there. Yeah, we just got it.
B
No way.
A
Yeah.
B
Holy. I thought this was, like, a owned gym by them.
A
It's like. It's like Planet Fitness on crack.
B
It's like the clunk alarm.
A
But they wanted to.
B
They're like, if you don't set off the clunk arm said don't count. Holy. So you really can just. You just stay.
A
I can do whatever I want.
B
They might get the hell out. And you go, no. And can we look up? Can we look up?
A
Do they own that gym?
B
They have.
A
If they don't own that gym, they don't own that gym.
B
I mean,
A
We're all hungover. Oh, can you turn his mic up? Wait, do those guys own the Diamond Gym?
B
No. Oh, my God.
A
They don't own it.
B
Okay, that's insane.
A
So. So there's some pedestrians in there. Somebody has the elite level membership. And I'm not trying to dissect dudes. They're killing. And I'm proud of that.
B
It's sick.
A
But there's just some dudes that, like, are regulars at this gym, and they're making you, like, work your off.
B
That's like, no water. You're not allowed to sit. Not allowed to close your first off. I lift 60% of the time with my eyes closed. Like, anytime I'm doing a hard lift,
A
I close my eyes. That's. That's as crazy. This is the same thing that's like going to your local bar. And the regular that's always there is, like, six more shots where you can't sit here.
B
He's only drinking tequila tonight. Like, that's. Nope. I want a beer. I want one beer, and then I'm gonna leave. Yeah.
A
So it's like, is this legal, what they're doing?
B
God. I mean, it has to be the
A
most white I've ever sat on, by the way.
B
Is this legal, what they're doing? We should get a sanction. This is unbelievable. No, but the fact that, again, it's a part of the lore, it's a part of the challenge. But now that we know they have no ownership, they cannot make you leave. They cannot force you to. I mean, that's just life. They can't force you to do. It's like that Loki.
A
I get it for the videos I'm being.
B
That gave me more appreciation for the people that go through it, to be honest.
A
Yeah.
B
Because you know that at any point you should, like, know. And you.
A
If I'm vomiting and somebody's yelling at me, then I'm gonna cry.
B
No. Yeah. If I get pushed to the point of throw up and there's still grown men screaming at me, dope, I'm gonna cry. I'd probably crawl out of there.
A
Do you see the part. The thing he did with Destroying? They. They destroying. Went to the Diamond Gym. And this is right before destroying, his kid was born. And D. Storm is about to quit, and he was like, man needs for your son. And he's going to see this, and he's going to see his father not quit. And then destroying started crying.
B
I probably.
A
And then they. Then they hugged, and he goes, malachi's not going to see this.
B
I'd be like, I could just let him not watch it. I'd probably leave.
A
How do you go, Malachi?
B
I quit, dude. Yeah. Like, dude. I'm like, bro, you don't know how hard that was. I'd love to see you do a bamboo bar, dude. I used to always think there was this. He's really cool, really, like, grounded guy, but he's like an ultimate whatever the hell. Black belt. Double black belt, sensei.
A
Okay. Very evil, very nice.
B
And he always. You say very evil, Very evil, very nice. And he always. He does these classes that it's like. It's like Karate. But bring your dad. Bring your parents. He'll literally. Yes. So the dad will be on the thing and it's kind of a bit much, but he'll literally go. Dad is in front of him, Sensei, kids behind him. And he's like, show me how bad you'll do anything to protect your kid. He's like sitting in between him.
A
Wait, what?
B
And he's like wrestling off the sensei and then he'll do like endurance based challenges and stuff. Like, he's like making him get out of a hold and he's like, how about like, will you do anything to save your kid? And these are like. And not like, like currently active fathers. It's like regular dads. And they're like, they're like trying to get him off and they're going balls to the wall. And they're like, don't do anything. They're like getting out. And the sensei just like, how bad do you want it? How bad? And the kids just like, the kid's like this in his pose. He's just like this. He's like sitting on his knees. It is the funniest. Like, they start tearing up and crying.
A
Get off.
B
Yeah, dude. And they're, they're trying so hard. They get red and they're like start screaming. I've always watched those videos. Like, I would just never do that, bro. I don't know what to look up. Sensei, it's. It's unreal. Like, I gotta show you this. That's the funniest I've ever heard.
A
Imagine you were just working at accounting all day.
B
Oh, yeah. Grown man put you in a full nelson. He's like, how bad do you love your kid? You have carpal tunnel. Oh, my God. Sensei, how.
A
Oh, wow. I gotta see this. We get in. Oh, my.
B
Sensei, how bad? Dude, you.
A
Oh. Remember when we looked up at the clock and there was 30 minutes?
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
I mean, that was demoralizing. By the way, I just entered in. Sensei, how bad do you love your kid? And we're the third video.
A
Okay, that makes. That's hurtful.
B
Oh, my God, it's this. Okay, Sensei shows. Oh, this is another. Okay, so this is like another one. This is one. He's making him doing the endurance one. He said you're a lot heavier than when, than when you were a baby. But he still got to push you. And just watch.
A
He works married. You're making his life a lot harder because he worried about you because you acting silly in school.
B
Getting suspended. Keep going, Kev.
A
Try to fight through it.
B
This is what he does. Yeah, dude, that. That's the guy, though. But he's done them where he'll, like, wrestle the parents. Like, get to your kid. Kid. He's like, go save your kid. It's that guy. If you see that guy again, click another one. Yeah, there's like, strings and violence.
A
No, bro. That's the funniest ever, bro.
B
It's un. I mean, he's actually, like, great.
A
I get the message when you actually watch it.
B
Great messages by the guy. We're just really good words. But actually, like, he's very inspirational. But the. The. Just the concept, like, I'm not.
A
Not.
B
I love my kid. I know I'll do whatever it takes, but it's like, I'm not doing that in front of other strangers.
A
Yeah.
B
I'm not doing that.
A
And, like, what does that prove?
B
Yeah. And it's like, I literally have to get out, get in my Forerunner and drive home. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing that.
A
What do we do? Whenever the Diamond Gym sees us and they tell us to come, I'm not going.
B
I now I believe it's Hattie and Unk. Love the videos. The videos. I. I guess I. I thought you. Y' all were owners of the gym, which, to be honest, you should. You need to get. You need to get some extra equity because what. You're bringing a lot of attention. You need to get some breach. But I love the videos. I love the message behind it. I personally know I'd fail very bad, and I need to train more before I get to that point. So thank you and love you.
A
I'll go, my God, just say no. I'll drink water.
B
And I'd have my eyes absolutely shut.
A
I'd be like, please stop yelling at me.
B
Yeah. Like, dude, you don't have to be mean. He's like, 20 more, dude. No, the. The literal would kill me. After everything they finish, they drop and do like, 40 boarded push ups.
A
Yeah. I mean, I'm tired.
B
I would.
A
I go, I'm sorry. I'm tired.
B
It's like, bro, I watch people that literally make a living off of lifting weights, like, crumble in your gym. And I'm just. I'm supposed to go in there and be one punch, man. And just be this incredible. No, get out of here. I'd be done after the first exercise.
A
Well, that was a great episode, man. Get us out of here.
B
Oh, love each and every single one of you. Appreciate you coming back episode 219 you should know podcast, you already know we going on tour. Grab your tickets. Grab your tickets. Grab your tickets. It is the first link in the description below. That second link is the Koala Club. That is our Patreon. All of our exclusive content goes there. Anything you see on YSK Unplugged, which is the other YouTube channel, which is also the third link. Anything over there has always lived on Patreon first. And Patreon always gets it first. Y' all already know. If you're a koala club, leave it in the comments. But I'm a koala. I'm royalty. I'm Cubs, I'm prime, whatever the case may be but confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. D C M D C M. Don't call me. Don't climb mountains.
A
Don't do it. Christmas. We'll see you next time. I'll be sober next time.
B
We love you.
A
Hopefully.
B
Yeah, don't. Just don't climb it. As soon as you pass the green guy, the dead green guy, take a left.
A
That's a sick thing.
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: June 1, 2026
Episode 219 of the You Should Know Podcast is a classic, laughter-filled dive into Peyton and Cameron’s chaotic, candid friendship. This time, Peyton is dangerously hungover following his girlfriend Sarah’s nursing school graduation, while co-host Cam is sleep-deprived and slightly more subdued with father-to-be anxiety. The episode covers hilarious party mishaps, etiquette arguments, bizarre family moments, and a jaw-dropping story about inadvertently being handed a stranger's baby. True to form, the hosts go off on tangents—debunking social conventions, roasting childhood missteps, dissecting TikTok legends, and sharing takes on mountain climbing and gym culture. The result is an episode brimming with quotable lines, embarrassing confessions, and unfiltered camaraderie.
“I am responsible... my wife is very, very close to giving birth.” – Cam [01:57]
“I want to throw things, and I want to run. And I did both last night.” – Peyton [04:01]
“You want to be Hollywood so bad.” – Cam [10:25]
“I don’t even believe in, like, I don’t think plates should be a thing in a home.” – Peyton [13:19]
“I take out my genitalia too early. Very early. I mean, like, the door’s not even closed and you’re out.” – Peyton [16:38]
“Her mom’s right outside the door… I was like, you just heard my insides get out. Now I know you smell that.” – Peyton [18:14]
“She goes, will you take my baby? ...She handed me a gremlin... I mean, it wasn’t even a cute baby.” – Peyton [22:59]
“The fact you actually held this baby is beyond... like she handed like this. She’s like, oh, my baby. You’re like...” – Cam [24:28]
“I ordered 600 chicken tenders. I was like, what the—” – Cam [28:09]
“I think that’s deep rooted insecurity... I care so much what people view—like, I don’t want them to view me and Sarah’s home [unfavorably].” – Peyton [31:53]
“I didn’t have the wherewithal to not rap it just like Eminem. So I was Eminem.” – Peyton [43:00]
“Genuine climbing mountains, that has to be a top three purely Caucasian thing.” – Cam [54:14]
“...They found a structure beneath the island... There’s a lot of stuff under there, man. Dude.” – Peyton [63:24]
“Scientists have said their volcanoes have been silent for 30 million years. You couldn’t prove that if a gun was to your head.” – Cam [63:01]
“She was offering a buyout of her table. Are you crazy?” – Peyton [66:48]
“I think the Diamond Gym is easier than they’re making it seem.” – Peyton [68:08]
“They’d split you like a twig.” – Cam [68:24]
“How bad do you love your kid? And these are like—not like, like currently active fathers. It's like regular dads. They're like, going balls to the wall...” – Cam [73:38]
True to the You Should Know Podcast, the episode is loose, high-energy, and irreverent. Peyton and Cam’s chemistry shines as they oscillate between roasting each other, unfiltered self-analysis, and meme-worthy observations about everyday life. Their banter is raw, self-deprecating, and consistently hilarious—anchored at times by genuine reflections on friendship, adulthood, and the absurdity of modern social norms.
Episode 219 is a wild ride packed with the duo’s best: rambling stories, off-the-cuff debates, and moments so cringy you have to laugh out loud. The undisputed highlight—Peyton unwittingly playing babysitter to a total stranger’s child—perfectly encapsulates the podcast’s blend of absurd, relatable, and side-splittingly funny. If you’re new or a long-time listener, this is peak You Should Know.