WE PLAYED THE EXTREME QUESTION GAME! -You Should Know Podcast-

Summary

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You Should Know Podcast – Episode 201

WE PLAYED THE EXTREME QUESTION GAME!
Date: January 26, 2026
Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, best friends Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy celebrate hitting one million subscribers, swap embarrassing stories, and challenge each other to an intense "Extreme Question Game" where the only alternative to answering brutally honest questions is eating a spoonful of the world's hottest hot sauce. This episode is trademark YSK: irreverent, personal, and fueled by roast-style banter, rapid-fire hot takes, and moments of surprising candor.

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Main Themes & Purposes

• The excitement around hitting one million subscribers – and teasing big surprises for the next episode
• The humorous retelling of family events and personal mishaps
• Spirited debate over traditions, especially birthdays and celebrating adulthood
• Offbeat hypotheticals and “shower thoughts” about daily life (e.g., how rooftop pools are filled)
• The Extreme Question Game: honest, occasionally awkward self-revelation under pressure

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Celebrating One Million Subscribers

• The milestone is acknowledged with gratitude, but the big celebration is teased for episode 202 (next week).
• Peyton repeatedly emphasizes the love for listeners:
  "We love you. We love you. Thank you for making a dream come true with a million subscribers." (04:23)

2. Recap of Malachi’s First Birthday

• Cam recounts awkward wardrobe malfunctions at Peyton’s son's birthday, joking about his “loose underwear problem” due to recent weight loss.
  "Do you know how uncomfortable it is for your pants to be tighter than your underwear?" – Cam (07:22)
• Classic friend-roasting ensues, with Peyton lampooning Cam’s “spine of a crow” and “hairy crack” being visible at family gatherings.
• Birthday party devolves into impromptu feats of strength:
  "We were in there benching 315 in the middle of a party... in a turtleneck, maxing out with cologne on. Criminal." – Peyton (13:31)

3. The Great Birthday Debate (16:27–22:08)

• Cam’s hot take: Birthdays shouldn’t be celebrated with parties after age 16.
  "After 16 years old, you should not celebrate your birthday." – Cam (16:28)
  "If you have a license... you should not be getting around this little cake with your friends." (16:42)
• Peyton’s rebuttal: The older you get, the harder you should go for your birthday.
  "I think birthdays should be the top most. Celebrate your birthday harder than Christmas." – Peyton (18:52)
• The riff covers adulthood, the meaning of milestones, and their divergent personalities.

4. Shoes Are for Wearing, Not Collecting (23:38–26:10)

• Peyton challenges sneakerhead culture:
  "Shoes shouldn't be taken care of. Shoes are meant to be worn... It's a utility, it's not fashion." – Peyton (23:46)
• Cam counters that expensive, “grail” shoes deserve respect and preservation.
• Extended tangent about how pricing affects how carefully you treat possessions.

5. Shower Thoughts: How Do Rooftop Pools Work? (27:57–36:40)

• Peyton asks the pseudo-philosophical:
  "How do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers? Where's the water coming from?" (28:09)
• Cam tries to explain plumbing; Peyton is unconvinced and suggests helicopters and water tanks.
• They riff off each other’s wild theories, bringing up pool construction, saltwater pools, and plumbing logistics.

6. The Color of Mirrors & The Myth of Merriam-Webster (37:00–47:40)

• Heated, silly debate: Is the color of a mirror blue or silver?
  "I've never looked at a mirror and got a hint of red. It's only blue." – Peyton (37:41) "It's reflective! It is. It's glass." – Cam (37:56)
• Meta-discussion on the origins and authority of Merriam-Webster and Oxford dictionaries, turning into mythmaking and NSFW jokes about “Merriam Webster” as a person.

7. The Extreme Question Game: Hot Seat (49:36–61:15)

• Rules: Answer a personal/embarrassing question or take a full spoonful of the world's hottest hot sauce.
• Notable questions and responses:
  • [50:31] If you had to choose between spending more time with your son or your wife?
    "I'm gonna go with my wife. I'm gonna live. Final answer." – Cam
  • [51:38] Who in this room do you trust the least?
    • Peyton hesitates, ultimately picks between Pierce or Robbie, and his anxiety makes his gums bleed—literally!
  • [53:16] Which one of your wife's friends is your least favorite?
    • Cam taps out and eats the hot sauce to avoid drama.
  • [55:06] What do you judge people for but never admit?
    "Your relationship with your parents. It's unfair, but that's my answer." – Peyton
  • [55:50] What’s the most money you’ve made in a month from You Should Know Studios?
    • Cam eats the sauce:
      "Give me the hot sauce. You're a son of a..."
  • [57:16] Which one of your exes do you miss most? "My high school ex. She was a great friend...Hope she's doing well." – Peyton
  • [58:12] Least favorite influencer met in person?
    • Cam admits: "Plaque Boy Max. Might've just been a bad day."
  • [59:36 & 60:05] Which fan makes you most uncomfortable?
    • Peyton eats the sauce: "I feel like if I say it, something’s going to happen to me."
• Physical reactions are dramatic, with Cam sweating and Peyton joking about “open wounds” and “bleeding lips.”

8. Closing Banter, Teasers & Community Messages (63:10–65:22)

• Peyton claims victory in the challenge: "I'm ungettable. Even when you think you got me, I'm unable."
• Promos for the upcoming “Million Subscriber Special”:
  "Next week is the 1 million subscriber special where the biggest change in YSK history is coming." (64:02)
• Cam plugs the Patreon:
  "If you want to join up, make 201 your benchmark...You get to see something no one else will see."

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "Shoes are meant to be worn... It's not fashion." – Peyton (23:46)
• "How do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers?" – Peyton (28:09)
• "Sea salt water from the ocean, you moron. They're gonna have a filter. Some cube of Himalayan in that." – Cam (31:56)
• "After 16 years old, you should not celebrate your birthday." – Cam (16:28)
• "The fact is, this person's like, like, DMs me every single day...becoming a security concern to the point this person had a picture of them at every live show to the security staff." – Peyton (60:09)
• "Mirror color? It's blue. It's blue hue." – Peyton (37:16)
• "I might have to just accept my fate." – Cam, before eating the world's hottest hot sauce (53:44)
• "I'm literally gonna go, what's the size...of your—eight and a half? No, it's like four when it's cold." – Peyton (57:48)

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Timestamps of Major Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |:-----------:|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:46–04:23 | One Million Subscriber Update, Community Gratitude | | 05:18–14:45 | Malachi's Birthday Party – Mishaps, Lifting, Wardrobe Issues | | 16:27–22:08 | Great Birthday Debate: Parties After 16 | | 23:38–26:10 | Shoe Philosophy: Collect or Use? | | 27:57–36:40 | Rooftop Pools: Shower Thoughts & Wild Theories | | 37:00–47:40 | What Color Is a Mirror? + Merriam-Webster Jokes | | 49:36–61:15 | Extreme Question Game: Hot Seat | | 63:10–65:22 | Wrap-up, Final Thoughts, Patreon & Next Episode Teasers |

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Tone and Style

Rollicking, fast-paced, and marked by friendly rivalry. Peyton and Cam’s chemistry is the heart of the show, as they veer between roast comedy, genuine vulnerability, and absurd hypothetical musings. The ribbing is affectionate, and while nothing is off-limits, it all lands in a spirit of unfiltered best friendship.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a textbook example of You Should Know Podcast’s mix of high-energy chatter, playful antagonism, and real talk. If you want to know what makes this show’s dynamic work—community love, sharp banter, and unfiltered honesty—start here. And don’t miss the next episode for what promises to be a wild Million Subscriber Special.

Transcript

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The you Should Know Podcast.

[A]

Hey everybody. Welcome back to the you should Know podcast episode 201.

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Round of applause please. This is not the A Million Subscriber episode. Let me say that at the very beginning. This is not the Million Subscriber episode. We hit a million subscribers like right before we recorded this, so we do not have that prepared. But it is coming next week. Episode 202 will be the A Million Subscriber episode and surprise. We cannot wait to give y' all what is coming next week on episode 202. But if you want it early this Saturday. If you're watching this on the on the week that it came out this Saturday, the 1 million subscriber surprise will be available early on the Patreon this Saturday. Hit the first link in the description or click this to join the Patreon. And if you're new here or if you haven't already, look below. You see the subscribe button pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more below thanks to the comment sections. Fulfill with your name. Guess what Even more on. Go and fill that out. Get your could karma. One million of you, one million people have gotten their good karma. And on episode 202, that karma is coming back to you. Or if you want it early, it's going to be Saturday on the Patreon. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you so, so much. Thank you for making a dream come true with a million subscribers. We'll talk about it more next week, but until then, enjoy the rest of the episode. The you should know podcast.

[A]

We got co host Cam back in the studio. Co host Cam.

[B]

There you go. Cam. Cam, how are we feeling, buddy?

[A]

I'm feeling great, man. How you feeling? You look sexual.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

You can't see me. John Cena camouflage.

[B]

Cam's wearing Jordans with no Jordan sign on them.

[A]

What? That's not true at all. You can't see it. It's not true.

[B]

Have a Jordan sign on.

[A]

Beautiful. Talking.

[B]

They do look good because they're.

[A]

They're not fake. I got these from Foot Locker Palace.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Shoe Palace.

[B]

Isn't that crazy how it's changed so much?

[A]

Yeah. If you decide to get a sneaker drop Shoe palace six years ago, you'd have to been camped out all night 100%.

[B]

And they didn't even do that. And the mall wasn't even open.

[A]

You were outside the mall at the nearest entrance.

[B]

Insane.

[A]

And then you might get, you know, might get in a fight. Might get over it.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Wicked time.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Good morning to you. You look great. 201 we're here.

[B]

But can I say for people that skip the intro, we did hit a million subscribers literally right before we shot this. So this is not the a million subscriber episode. Episode 202 is going to be the million subscriber episode next week. And we have a huge surprise coming for y' all next week. Oh, boy.

[A]

Dare I say, first off, multiple surprises.

[B]

Multiple.

[A]

Multiple surprises.

[B]

Multiple surprises. Multip.

[A]

Multiple surprises. Is. And it's. Yeah, you know, it's.

[B]

It's.

[A]

That's probably biggest episode in history.

[B]

I think. I think it's changing YSK forever.

[A]

Yeah. I'm gonna go on the record and say it's probably the most critical and important episode.

[B]

It's gonna. It's gonna change YSK forever. And the Patreon does get it early this Saturday for watching on the week this came out. But anyway, I just wanted to let that be known for all the people that might be confused. 202 but speaking of monumental things that happened, we spent some time together this last weekend, did we? Yeah. Yes. It was your son's birthday. That's right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Happy birthday.

[A]

Happy birthday, Malachi. Oh, little Bubba's little bub.

[B]

One year on this earth, man. Quick, quickly.

[A]

Went quick as hell, dude. Very, like, kind of too fast, to be honest. Like, it's like, how has this been a year that makes you think, oh, my God, I'm gonna be 71 day.

[B]

Yeah, hopefully. God willing.

[A]

God willing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm cool about 75. I've seen what I need to see. I've done what I need to do.

[B]

Take me to the Lord, shout out to Malachi. Core is definitely not as developed as it needs to be.

[A]

No. Yeah. No, no. We're a step behind kind of some big feet. Have you looked at his feet? He's got some big feet. They're like mallet feet.

[B]

They're like.

[A]

That's why he does that with his hands. Feet are like this. I mean, he's following the footsteps of Preston. He's gonna have a 15Y.

[B]

Malachi's feet are like a big ball of ground beef. There's no curve, so that's why he.

[A]

Can'T quite stand on him. It's like a little mound. It's like he's walking on, like, little cones. It's just.

[B]

Let's get that looked at, huh?

[A]

I don't. But, see, I don't want to. I don't. Well, you don't.

[B]

It's one of those things. You don't go to the doctor. You don't know you have something wrong with you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's. I mean, ignorance is bliss, Dud. I mean, he has, like. He has, like, four broken bones.

[B]

Every foot.

[A]

Every day he's trying to walk. I'm like, come on, boy. I got two more steps.

[B]

He's like, it's so cute. I love it. And I mean, he had a great birthday. He's Fantastic job by the parents. I put a lot. A lot of money into that party.

[A]

Was not. It was a beautiful. It was not a beautiful party and fun and very great time.

[B]

So much fun. Yes. Your. Your son's birthday party started off really bad. Can I say that started off bad for me, personally.

[A]

How?

[B]

I have a thing with, like, gatherings at your house where my crack is exposed. It is bad now, Pierce. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I'm telling you, it was bad.

[A]

So you wear crop tops, Zeke?

[B]

No. It's because. I don't know. I have a loose underwear problem. You do?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. It's because of the weight loss.

[A]

It was the weight loss. You got so snatched that your draws are like, like old people garments. They just fall off. They're like, they just drop.

[B]

I'm walking around, you're like, I'm sagging in my drawers, bro.

[A]

That is actually wicked. It's a sag and underwear is wicked.

[B]

Do you know how uncomfortable it is for your pants to be tighter than your underwear?

[A]

Yeah, no, that's. No, I actually don't. I can confidently say I've never experienced that, not a day in my life. You need to get new draws.

[B]

I know I do. And I think, I think Sarah. I think Sarah is also drying my underwear too long.

[A]

She needs to stop that because it's.

[B]

Either they're way too big or way too small. So I'm wearing low rise. Low rise.

[A]

It's like right above the shaft. And you're just sitting there like, oh, yeah, I'm ready to get into dinner. Like your is falling down. Or they're literally.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now as a man that's experienced both, which is worse? A low rise, falling clean off the. Or something that literally feels like you're in a suction cup of underwear.

[B]

I'm starting to appreciate the. Too tight. I'm feeling like, dude, I thought it was just me. I'm feeling European.

[A]

Makes me feel smaller. Makes me feel a little, you know, less. Hey, I'm here. Good morning. It's like, where is it? But it feels really nice.

[B]

Yeah. Secure.

[A]

I know. Nothing's flopping. I never had a flop problem. It's called spade. A spade. I never had to worry about it flopping out. I was like, I was pretty. Always pretty tucked and covered.

[B]

It was never a worry in your day to day is my going to flop.

[A]

Never once. Now I did have a couple pair of Nike shorts. Not going to lie. I had a couple pair of shorts that were, you know, if it was getting real frisky at night and I kind of wanted to send a signal without verbally saying something, I'd put on those blue shorts.

[B]

Yeah. You see like the right nuts. Yeah.

[A]

It'd be like a red nut fallout. I feel. Oh, oh, God, I'd hate to show you that.

[B]

Or that's the funny thing with all my white friends. I mean, except for cj, it's like the, the big surprise is not in the pp.

[A]

Yeah. The nuts are nut sized. You have a little. You have a little uncured little sausage link down there. Then you go to the nuts and it's just too avocado.

[B]

God.

[A]

At least California. Ripe and hard avocados just sitting there, ready to be squeezed.

[B]

So talking about your son's first birthday.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I said that, and I immediately regret it. Kind of gave me butterflies. Yeah, a hard squeeze on the nuts.

[B]

I don't like that. Okay, let's.

[A]

Yeah, let's not.

[B]

Let's not.

[A]

Malachi's birthday is fantastic. First off. Thank you. Thank all y'. All.

[B]

Right, I'm not done talking about my.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

So I'm saying, so remember what party was your Christmas party? What was it, a gender reveal?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, the gender reveal.

[B]

So gender reveal. I told the story about how in front of, like, your elderly family, I showed my half my butt cheeks. And then Sarah had to pull me over and tell me, hey, you got to fix this, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Well, not even 10 seconds into arriving to your house for Malachi's first birthday, I came in holding his first car, right? I got one of those toy cars he can ride around, and he loves it.

[A]

He loves it.

[B]

And so I came in with that, right? And I was. I was nervous because a little late to the party, so I was rushing in there with loose draws, right? And so I didn't know that I would be leading because I was holding the gift. I had a bunch of people behind me, and I was leading into the doorway. My mom, my dad, Sarah, Liv, cj, Markel, K, Rob, all behind me. I got a train of humans. And I didn't know we were filming a documentary either. I didn't know. So I'm carrying this thing in, and I hear production. Production. He's coming in.

[A]

Get down.

[B]

Wave.

[A]

Hold.

[B]

Hold for cameras. Hold for cameras. I peeked my head into the door. I got 80 white people looking at me like this.

[A]

That's a good car. Boy, is that a hellcat? Of course he bought the brat car.

[B]

So I'm nervous. Anxiety starts to flow. Now, I don't know if y' all know this, but I have a forearm injury because I was holding this big.

[A]

I saw it.

[B]

There's a bruise right here on my forearm, and it was digging into me. So I'm bleeding. I'm hurting. My crack is out. It's 30 degrees outside, right? So now I got goosebumps on my.

[A]

You're such a weak.

[B]

And so I, I. I come into the house, and Malachi is sitting there, right there on the floor, waiting for his crop.

[A]

Ready?

[B]

I see 14 cameras looking at me. I got 12 people behind me. That's where the crack region is. Yes. Now I'm holding this, holding this Car. And I got to put it down from Malachi. I have to put this car down. And I'm like, man, everybody's gonna see my.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I don't know if y' all saw me, but I did one of these maneuvers. Yeah.

[A]

How to show the least amount of.

[B]

I ended up finding the nearest wall.

[A]

I just.

[B]

I put my on the wall and scooted down. You have to check that wall for streaks, because the white wall, my plain.

[A]

Oh, we know you're be streaks, but juice on that.

[B]

I remember everybody going like, oh, his first car. His first car.

[A]

Oh, my God. You did the bet. What? Oh, oh, oh. And you go, yeah, I'm sorry.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Real sorry.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That is not. You got to get that, like, wear a bigger jacket. Do something else.

[B]

I feel like. What was I wearing? I feel like I was wearing.

[A]

You're in your F1. F1 jacket.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which when you raise your shoulders, we all know you got the spine of a crow. So when you. When you go up like that, I mean, all the clothes are coming with it, right? Because the spine of a crow is hilarious. It's so bended, like, you. Like, you're natural. You're perched up like that. So when you raise your arms, that whole jacket's coming, and it's just pure hairy.

[B]

Yeah, it's bad. Big, tough. Yeah. Well, I don't.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wasn't my voice.

[A]

Yeah. Pastor Marboro. Yeah, he's bad. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What the hell was that? He said, oh, creep.

[B]

Yeah, but your son's birthday was fun, man.

[A]

It was fun. It was a good time. It was a good time.

[B]

I definitely.

[A]

Now this might sound crazy. Wish we would have drank a little bit more.

[B]

That was your fault.

[A]

A little bit more.

[B]

We were in there benching 3:15 in the middle of a party that was that free.

[A]

Okay, super quick side note. CJ's the type of girl to leave the party. Go to the home gym I have in the garage, and go load it, boys.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He ripped a 3:15 bench in the middle. He's in a turtleneck.

[B]

Maxing out with cologne on is a criminal.

[A]

He has cologne and denim and of like a. First off, that shirt's incredible. It's so soft. Soft. Long sleeve, black satin garment. He goes, load it up. We go, you want clips?

[B]

Clips, yeah.

[A]

He goes, I'm doing it. I go, I'll spot you. Step back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just rips through 15 and gets up, and he's like, let's see who can do it. Who. Who else can do it? Yeah. No.

[B]

He goes to the most testosterone filled ego man. He was like. Because I was in jewelry, in cologne, diamonds. Yeah. And then so they were lifting. He was PR and and he goes, P put. We're doing 135 rep. That don't be a Yeah.

[A]

I was like, you go, no, I don't think I want to sweat.

[B]

He goes.

[A]

He was like, what is happening right now?

[B]

Hey, everybody pains a. And I was like, what the.

[A]

You went like this. You said, bro, it's not. You walk back inside, you go, bro. Worry about yourself.

[B]

The whole reason I didn't want to.

[A]

Win so just falling off, bro.

[B]

It was a fun.

[A]

Was fun.

[B]

It was so fun. But you okay, low key.

[A]

We should do it at night.

[B]

He's asleep by 6:30pm well, that's when.

[A]

It becomes a party for us.

[B]

Yeah, that's true.

[A]

That's. I mean you could have started it.

[B]

Later and it could have gone into the night.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

That's okay.

[A]

That started like four ends of six. You put him down and we get wicked.

[B]

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[A]

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[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

After 16 years old, you should not celebrate your birthday.

[B]

Isn't that insane?

[A]

That's. Now, now, hear me out. You.

[B]

No, no, no. Something happened to you. No, something happened to you.

[A]

I had a great upbringing. It was fun.

[B]

Were you fostered?

[A]

No, no, my parents are my parents and they're. They're. Well, to my knowledge. That's my papa and that's my mama. I'm saying if you have a license, if you have a driving license for the state of Wyoming, you should not be getting around this little cake with your friends. You should get some texts. You should go get some maybe and then call it a night. Happy birthday. If you have a driving license, you don't. You know, you do it with your mom and dad because you're always gonna love them. You're always gonna love your mom's ganoush she makes for the goodness. Whatever. A weird family heirloom. Dish, nosh, ganache, whatever. You're gonna do that with your mom and dad? Maybe. Granny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You shouldn't be having a party with your friends when you're a junior in high school.

[B]

I'm genuinely confused about that. So what is the. What is. So no celebration at all. Like, you should just not acknowledge it or. No party.

[A]

No party. Celebrate. You can get text, you can FaceTime. You can have fun. You can maybe go meet up with a boy or two. At 16 years of age. 16 years old. You shouldn't be like, dude, the party's at 6:30pm we're going to strikes. I got. I got the shoe. I got the shoe rental for the bowling alley. My parents are going to pay for the lanes. Dude, let's rip it. No. Okay, but why 16?

[B]

Do you think it's, like, lame? Or do you think it's, like. You think it should just be more like, bro. You think birthdays are for kids? You think birthdays are for kids?

[A]

No, the party aspect. Like, even as grown adults. What are grown adults do?

[B]

Parties.

[A]

You're going to a dinner or you're having a party in your house, that's still a party. No, no, that's different. If you invite the boys over and you're just kicking it, maybe you have a basketball going. Your backyard, you play some basketball, you get sweaty, you go home you go facetime that little girl with acne that you really like.

[B]

Have acne.

[A]

Yeah. Well, I do, too, but I'm saying you should not be having a. Oh, dude. Let's meet at main event.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

18. I'm going to Boston University next month. Let's go bowl and play laser.

[B]

This is the craziest hot take ever.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

So what you're trying to say is you shouldn't have a grandiose party.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You should just have a friend get together, kickback.

[A]

It should literally be what grown adults do for to watch a game or a fight. We're going to have food, and you're going to come to somebody's house, you're going to talk, tell stories, have fun, and then everyone get the hell out.

[B]

Dude, I think the complete opposite. I think birthdays should be the top most. You should celebrate your birthday harder than you celebrate Chris Christmas. No, I think you should go crazy. No, no, no, boy. Because whenever, like, I'm turning 27 next month.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I want cake and balloons with my face on it. I want everybody to wear party hats. I want streamers. I want. I want a clown, not just cj, A real clown, to come through the living room.

[A]

Okay, now you have a very weird disconnect with superstardom and fame. And then rocks aren't breaking that you've always been. Oh, oh, oh, that's you.

[B]

That's my birthday. That's you.

[A]

That's your birthday. You just go. I want everyone to get here and put a hat on and go celebrate me.

[B]

That's you.

[A]

Normal people shouldn't do that, Peyton. They shouldn't do that.

[B]

That's so strange to me.

[A]

You shouldn't go bowling if you have. If your. If your birthday party. Now, I need you to hear me. If your birthday party is. Hey, we're going to go to the movies.

[B]

If you. Okay.

[A]

If you have a birthday party where you're gonna go somewhere where you can't talk. That. That is. That is beyond.

[B]

No, that's the worst birthday party ever.

[A]

That is beyond me.

[B]

Unless you get one. If it's one of those nice movie theaters where they have the little reserved rooms in the lobby, you can get one of those and then go enjoy a film with just your friends. I would enjoy that.

[A]

See, now that's a little better. But guess what else? Your dad probably has a tv. Probably got a little media room upstairs, maybe just in the living room. Hey, tell mom and dad to go crochet in their bedroom. Let's just do it. In the house. Save some moolah.

[B]

That's crazy to me because I' of the ilk.

[A]

Oh God.

[B]

Dude, I'm a part of the ilk that loves celebrating.

[A]

I think celebrating. I'm not saying don't be around your people. I'm saying don't go to. Don't go. Go karting. What? You have a real car. You have an actual car. Why are you putting on a sock and then a helmet at Andretti's for $400, bro? Birthday, birthday parties, going to college in four months.

[B]

Dude, when I'm the older, I get crazy my birthdays are gonna get.

[A]

That's fair because you're in a different stance. You are a man on your own. You have money and you've always liked.

[B]

No, I could be dead broke. I think the older you get, the more exciting and your birthday party should be. I think a 50 year old's birthday should have more money and more celebration into it than a one year old. See, because it is an accomplishment to get the 50. 50.

[A]

What's your accomplishment at 16? You got some wheels. Go pick up that girl. Go park in that Kroger parking lot. Do whatever you need to do and have a good birthday.

[B]

You're strange. You're not.

[A]

I don't know. Don't get. If you get with your boys, do it at the house. That's fine. You're not getting streamers. No one's going happy birthday. Blowing the little confetti. No.

[B]

Well, you're not invited to my birthday next month because I'm gonna have a party.

[A]

No, I was gonna plan your party. I'm gonna plan your birthday party.

[B]

That's cuz you know I like it and.

[A]

Yes, I know you like it and guess where it's gonna be.

[B]

Where?

[A]

Your house. Your house. You're gonna get a party thrown at your house. We're not bowling, we're not playing darts. We're not doing a panic room. I don't none of that.

[B]

I don't want you to do that. Then I don't want you to do. It's already.

[A]

We're already on step six.

[B]

I don't want you to make an agenda for my birthday if it's not the kind of birthday I want. It's my birthday, not yours.

[A]

Okay, well, listen to this and you tell me there's an African elephant coming. Yes or no? Do you want that party? There's a real life African elephant. Is it really gonna walk down your little sidewalk? I'm gonna go, hey, dude, come look. I got a New car. I'm gonna open your garage. It's a elephant.

[B]

I like it.

[A]

It is a dry, ashy, big behemoth of a beast in the middle of your garage, right outside of it, going. And you get to touch his gut.

[B]

No, I do love like that. I just want to.

[A]

Hey, you want that or go play topgolf?

[B]

Both.

[A]

Oh, God. Sickening.

[B]

I want a mime, dude. I've always wanted a mine.

[A]

You have this weird thing with mine. Yeah, I think you might have a little mime kink. I'm not gonna lie. I think you want.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're silent and just moving. That's my dream.

[A]

Go payta. Go, PETA. Go, PETA. Go, PETA. Go pay to. That's my pay to go pay to. What pants are those, Diesel? I thought. Very, very good. Oh, you spilled. You spilled your drinks.

[B]

But now.

[A]

Okay, dude, now I know it's the studio's fault, but holy. Your pants are dirty and ashy at the bottom. My God.

[B]

I wanted to bring up that debate.

[A]

Your shoes look like they don't belong to you. You don't give a about those shoes. You could literally throw those out on the highway and you wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.

[B]

No, I wouldn't.

[A]

Those shoes, you literally go. That's how you put those on. You go. That's how you put that shoe. I have a high hate that shoe.

[B]

No, I have a hot take. The shoes shouldn't be taken care of. Shoes are meant to be worn. Shoes are meant to be thrown around. Shoes are meant to get dirty. It's a utility. It's not fashion.

[A]

That's no different than clothes. That's no different than jewelry.

[B]

That. That's.

[A]

That is literally equivalent of saying, dude, you shouldn't. I. I don't even. I don't care about my Rolex. I don't take care of it.

[B]

That's not true. No shoes. Utility. No, it's not. It's fake. Rolex is not a Rolex. Watch is not a utility. That is a fashion piece. You can go get any kind of watch. You can look at a sundial. You don't need a watch. You need tennis shoes. Tennis shoes are utility for everyday life, not a Rolex.

[A]

Then why. First off, tennis shoes are not a utility. You don't need tennis shoes for everyday life.

[B]

You need shoes for everyday life.

[A]

You need shoes. Yes. So you buying a very nice dead stock on ice pair of shoes at a beautiful premium because you loved them and they were beautiful and they were a grail for you. And then you sending them to death row. That doesn't quite fit your narrative.

[B]

Yes, it does.

[A]

You just like going, dude, these shoes are a thousand bucks.

[B]

You go, ah.

[A]

I mean, it's gonna put me in a bind, but I've always wanted my entire life. Here you go, party rock star.

[B]

The price of the shoe does not matter. I'm just saying if you buy it.

[A]

Answer me this. If you had a G shock on your wrist.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Would you not be more loosey goosey than when you put on the rolly rolly rolly with a dab of red?

[B]

No. Absolutely not. I treat everything the same because utility.

[A]

No, he doesn't.

[B]

I come from the school of Casey Neistat. Everything is just call me. What was that? Casey Neistat.

[A]

I thought you said something about my eyesight. I thought you said can't see eyesight. And I said, what the hell does that mean?

[B]

No, everything is equipment. Everything that I own is equipment.

[A]

It.

[B]

It is a utility. Nothing is.

[A]

You just said your watch isn't a utility. No, you just said that.

[B]

Holy. For certain things. I'm talking about things.

[A]

I got him in the corner, boys. I'm sitting here, he's going.

[B]

I'm talking about things like shoes and clothes. Like I. Any pair of shoes, it could be a twenty thousand dollar pair of shoes. If I'm buying shoes, it is for utility. I will walk in the rain with them. I will. I will scuff them, I will kick them, I'll throw them off. Shoes are meant to protect my feet. And that's it.

[A]

Oh, dude, that's. Oh, wow.

[B]

Watches is to look cool, not shoes and shoes can do both. But I. Regardless, this is protecting me from. Needles Rocks.

[A]

Where are you walking?

[B]

Downtown Dallas.

[A]

Needles and Rocks, outside of the studio.

[B]

It's a scary place.

[A]

Right outside the studio. I saw a syringe. I saw a condom.

[B]

No, the syringe was.

[A]

Yeah, syringe. He goes, let's go record. He's like, whoa.

[B]

You.

[A]

You can't bench 315 in denim.

[B]

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[A]

Oh, God. Oh, God.

[B]

Genuine question.

[A]

And I'll be some dumb.

[B]

No, no, it's a genuine question. It's a really.

[A]

I know it's genuine to you. Like, dude, like, what is the tower kinda.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No. How do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers? How do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers? Where's the water coming from? That's a genuine, for real question. Peyton.

[A]

If you. If you stayed on the 50th floor of a building, which I'm pretty sure we've stayed up in the 30s, 40s, when we went to New York, were you able to shower? Did you take a hot shower during your stay in New York City?

[B]

What does showers have to do with rooftop pools?

[A]

Oh, it just kind of proves there's a line of access to water. Whoa, Timeout just proves there's. There's an ability to get water 40 floors up.

[B]

Oh, really? Because I.

[A]

Plumbing.

[B]

No, listen, first of all, pool water is not plumbing water.

[A]

No, no, that's not plumbing. But plumbing is pipes that move all around 40 floors up, all the way to the sewers below. So if you can take a shower yet your mind is baffled and gets crossed over the thought of a pool. Yeah, why?

[B]

Okay, maybe it's the difference in hotels we sat. So. So my rooftop pools, I stayed at New York were salt water. It's not the same thing you brush your teeth with and shower with.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

How the hell are they getting water onto a rooftop pool? And it's not a plumbing system? Because plumbing system means there's a pipe that's filling that up. That's not true. There's no pipe in my pools.

[A]

So what do you think? Let's reverse this. You think they bring a Apache helicopter holding. Holding a big tarp of salt water straight from the Indian Ocean? This guy's got a tank that has a million gallons of fuel in it.

[B]

He Comes.

[A]

He comes from the Pacific in an Apache to your hotel in New York and goes. And then the mayor's like, the hotel's open. That's the most probable in your head. I don't know.

[B]

First of all, my question goes, even before getting it to the top, how the hell are you. How are you driving around a big tub and tank of water in the middle of New York and parking that?

[A]

It's a crane. It's a crane.

[B]

That has to be the world's biggest crane. How the hell can you get a crane to the. To the Twin Tower? Well, those got knocked.

[A]

I go. They got something to.

[B]

I know one way to get to the top of the Twin Tower. Oh, it's not funny. But to the Burj Khalifa. How the hell are they getting a rooftop pool on the top of the Burj Khalifa?

[A]

Cause they build, then they keep going.

[B]

And they're just carrying the water. Every time that they build up, there's a big tank of water, and they're just taking it up. Each time they build a floor. What?

[A]

What? No. First off, your tank theory's mentor. That. That's not how it works. They don't bring a. A bank vault filled with salt water, and they go, oh, we need the code cracker. Water pours out. No.

[B]

How the Are they getting the water up there, man?

[A]

Bro, they.

[B]

The elevator.

[A]

The p.

[B]

They taking one of the industrial elevators.

[A]

I want you to think about this. The more ludicrous things you're saying is proving that the water is coming from a pipe.

[B]

A pipe from where?

[A]

Dude, I don't have a degree in architect in architecture. I don't make blueprints. But people do.

[B]

Okay, that doesn't make sense. How can you get that much water that high? Okay, if it's sea salt water cam, where's the tank of sea salt water coming from?

[A]

I hate to break it to you. Sea salt water isn't real. Sea salt water from the ocean, you moron. They're gonna have a filter. Some cube of Himalayan in that.

[B]

Is the. The umbrella.

[A]

Yeah, Morton's. Whatever his name is. They got a box of Mortons in the filter. They just take a box of Mortons and put in the filtration system. Oh, we got sea salt water. We can charge them out now. No, you don't.

[B]

Okay, Grant, going away from, like, saltwater pools, because I know that's not common. It can't just be regular plumbing because there's chlorine in those pools.

[A]

You can buy chlorine tabs at Dick's Sporting goods, for God's sakes. You can buy chlorine tabs probably at the family dollar. It's. I mean, you think. You think we are working with the wonders of the world in your mind, someone's rebuilding Giza. No, I mean, someone's doing some wicked ancient alien. Genuinely. And it's a pool, bro.

[B]

Getting water to the top of a rooftop pool is as confusing as the pyramids to me. It's like alien work. I don't know how they're doing.

[A]

Payton. Say. Say in. In. Say you hit the lottery and you take a large amount of your money and you go, I want that penthouse up there. I want the tallest apartment in the entire city of Dallas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then the first day there, you start unpacking. Oh, I'm a little sweaty. Little ball sack stinks. Oh, nasty, nasty boy. I need to shower. And then you crank your shower, and it comes on. Perfect. It probably comes on with more pressure, maybe a little hotter, because it's the penthouse. Now answer me this, right? How is there water on the top floor of the building? Answer.

[B]

Like. Like in the sink. Oh, wow.

[A]

Hey, that's another example. You can do your dishes. You can hit your fridge, because that's.

[B]

That's the city water supply.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

From the plumbing. From the city water.

[A]

Oh, wow. Whoa. So what. What's the pool? The pool. There's not a cloud that says four pools. And they got a. They got to sit there and. Harvest pool. They got a harvest pool water to make a pool. It's water with cleaning materials in it. That's all it is. And you wonder why it's blue. Because the bottom tile is blue Dog Minor glass. The water is. Oh. Oh, burn in hell.

[B]

The infinity pool. That are glass. Yeah.

[A]

So then that's why your water is.

[B]

Look.

[A]

Blue.

[B]

And infinity pool glass can't be the same as window glass.

[A]

And I'm pretty sure it's thicker. It's got to be thicker. If that's. If that's as thin as a window, someone just goes, but naked. I don't know.

[B]

I don't think we know. And I think people are gonna clip this, and it's gonna be one.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

It's gonna be one of those animations of, like. Same thing with the gas station. How they showed me, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Doing the gas station. Genuine question I had, because I was like. I was standing on top of a rooftop pool like this. I was like, now how the. And I was looking down.

[A]

It's like. It's just water, bro.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How do you brush your teeth up there? How do you take a shower? How do you drink water?

[B]

Central plumbing is different than pool water.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's really.

[B]

It's a health hazard.

[A]

It's really not.

[B]

You don't know.

[A]

There's. I. I'm telling you. I actually do. I'm telling you. I'm. How do you think first off? Okay, let's just break it down. How do people get water in their pool in the backyard? A elephant come over and empty his trunk?

[B]

That's a good question. But I'm assuming it's a big water truck because. Because you're get.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Pools are just built in dirt. You dig a hole, you put concrete, and then you fill it up with what? Water from where?

[A]

The water truck? The city. The city water department. And I'm pretty sure comes by to personally go, dude, congrats on the pool, Connor. Here you go. Yes.

[B]

I thought it was a big tube that goes in there and they fill it up. That's how pools are made. How the. Do you think pools are made?

[A]

Do you think there's a physically. I physically watched someone fill their pool with the hose that is attached to their house. And then when it's full.

[B]

I'm not talking about the trailer truck. The trailer trash bowls that are inflatable and you just build them up and they're blue.

[A]

This. This is in the same neighborhood that I grew up in. This is not. As soon as I said that, I watched it fill the pool with a hose. And then you get the cleaning material, some white trash. That's not how you hose are to the filtration system.

[B]

Not it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, no, it's okay.

[A]

Try to correct that one.

[B]

Speaking span. Anyway, put in the comments if you know, if you build pools, put it in the pool.

[A]

Builder, architect. You make blueprints. Go ahead and DM us. Put in the comments. Maybe just make a little story about how I don't know how pools can get in the middle of the sky.

[B]

That's a question.

[A]

Apparently it's a. It's a mythical fable of a tail.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Oh, my God. Okay, you know what? One better. You.

[B]

That's not a sentence. Try that again.

[A]

I'll one up your betterment.

[B]

One better. You. I will, I will, I will.

[A]

Mike, I'm having a stroke. What is it?

[B]

I will. No, right size drooping.

[A]

What's the saying? I'll one up you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'll one up you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When you look at a mirror, what color is it?

[B]

Blue. What color is a Mirror. So like a regular bathroom mirror.

[A]

Like the regular mirror.

[B]

Blue.

[A]

I'd actually adventure say any mirror, any mirror ever, any mirror ever created blue. You see? I want you to turn around and look at Rhonda.

[B]

Yeah. Blue. It's different shades of blue, but it's a light blue. It's a hue.

[A]

Blue.

[B]

It's a blue hue.

[A]

Peyton.

[B]

Blue. Chell.

[A]

It is. If.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, let's do one. Okay. You know, that's.

[B]

What color do you think it is?

[A]

No, what color do you think it is? That's not right. You know, blue is not right.

[B]

Yes, that's you. I've never looked at a mirror and got a hint of red. Anytime I've looked at a mirror, I've gotten blue.

[A]

It's not blue, you imbecile. What is it? It's definitely not yellow or orange, you imbecile.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. I'm saying I've never gotten those. I've only gotten blue. What do you think it is?

[A]

It's reflective.

[B]

Of what? Well, no.

[A]

Whatever's in front of it. I get that. Anything?

[B]

No, it's. No, because.

[A]

So when it's empty, right? Let's say we're seeing it adjacent. Maybe we're seeing it from a little angle.

[B]

You hit it from the side. My favorite. It's when you hit it from the side and you look at the corner of a mirror that is blue every time.

[A]

If you have to give it a color, a Merriam Webster real color, it would be blue. It has to be like, silver because it's really. It's really, like, iridescent.

[B]

First of all, don't ever use a word like that to me. Don't ever say that. And I think it's a slur. Don't call me that.

[A]

It's iridescent.

[B]

It was just MLK day. I'm not iridescent. I am a man. I am a civil rights human.

[A]

It's reflective. It is. It's glass, so. But if it had to be given a color from a color wheel, you're only. They're all wrong. Because it's not. But if you had to choose one, it is silver.

[B]

No shot. I've never gotten silver. Kim.

[A]

This is so much closer. Give me that mirror. This is so much closer. Grab the mirror. This is so much. This is so much closer to a mirror than blue.

[B]

No, blue. Maybe you have, I don't know, type of mirrors we have. I mean, my mirrors are nice.

[A]

Oh, now, there's a glass system in mirrors.

[B]

Cam. Glass.

[A]

Sand.

[B]

Listen, glass naturally has a hint of blue. Any piece of glass has blue.

[A]

Now, before you look at it. No, no, I want you to. I want you to grab something blue. I want you to grab something blue. I'm getting blue. I want you to grab something blue because this is my silver. Grab something blue. I want you to grab something blue. Grab that little piece. You grab that little piece right there.

[B]

Oh, wait, that's better.

[A]

Oh, way better. Yeah. Now which one's sticking out like a sword? Turn off the lights. Turn off the lights.

[B]

It's getting too bright. I'm looking for blue as this is. No, this is. Look, Hit it from the side.

[A]

Hit it from the side. It's blue. Blue, Cam.

[B]

Silver. First of all, silver is not a real color. It's an absence of color. So you can't even say that. Turn the light back on.

[A]

What color is a nickel?

[B]

Careful.

[A]

What colors?

[B]

The color of a nickel is silver. So. So that was fun.

[A]

So it has a color. I go, that was awesome. I go, now, what color is the mirror?

[B]

Blue.

[A]

That hurt. Like, I've had a surprise.

[B]

No, listen to me. If you pull. If you pull. And this is a grungy. No. This bit.

[A]

I mean, this is literally. No, it looks like.

[B]

Nathan. Yeah.

[A]

No, this feels like this came off the set of Clean it.

[B]

If you clean it, it's more blue.

[A]

If.

[B]

If you pull. If you pull 99 of people, they are going to say blue. If you pull 99 of people, they're going to say the color of a mirror is blue. That you get more.

[A]

Like how you're saying that. Because that's not right. If you poll a certain amount of people. 99. You know, you don't poll 99 of people. What's your sample size? That's like making it a hundred. Where I only ask 99 of them.

[B]

No, but I'm saying if you polled.

[A]

People, 99 would say.

[B]

If you pull people, 99% of people would say the color of a mirror is blue. It's because if you hit it from the side.

[A]

Hello, there, comment section. You are currently being polled. Please, for the love of God, tell me what color you personally think a mirror is. We all know that it's reflective. Doesn't have real color, but if you have.

[B]

No, it does have a real color. It does have a real color.

[A]

Oh, my God. Blue is a Smurf. Blue is a Smurf. Blue is a Chips Ahoy bag.

[B]

That's blue. It's crystal blue. Not blue. Blue.

[A]

Oh, crystal blue.

[B]

It's not blue. It's crystal blue.

[A]

Give me a.

[B]

It's the same look. Mirrors and diamonds have the same blue in them. Every diamond, if you hit it on a certain way, it reflects a hue of blue.

[A]

Diamonds reflect all sorts of colors.

[B]

Yes, they do.

[A]

Comfortable going in front of a federal judge?

[B]

Your moisty. So there's like, rainbow.

[A]

Oh, no. Would you be comfortable going in front of federal judge and saying, this diamond's blue?

[B]

No.

[A]

End of statement, Period. It is on the record. I don't do.

[B]

I don't trust. The American judicial system is not for us. Maybe you. You would be comfortable. I would not.

[A]

I go judge this silver hoorah. He goes, quarter turn. He's right. Put him in jail.

[B]

As soon as I walk in, they're like, nope. They go.

[A]

There's the woman with her, like, Benjamin Franklin glasses. She's sitting there reading. And the next. The next case is the state of Texas versus Peyton Hardin. Please, bailiff, let him in. You walk in the door, the judge goes, guilty.

[B]

Out of here.

[A]

She goes, sir, we haven't even. No.

[B]

Boy, that's hilarious. I genuinely want to know what people have to say about that. It's definitely blue. It's definitely blue. 100% blue. Like, I. I looked at it because it's funny enough, you said that I was in the mirror in my bathroom, and I was looking at the side of it, and I was like, it's hidden right now, like blue. It's hitting, like, diamond blue. It's like a crystal blue, bro.

[A]

Diamonds aren't blue either. Diamonds, if you hit them with a light, they might give off a little sparkle. Because it's a diamond. It's a beautiful thing. Mirrors say it.

[B]

I'm talking about it's more vibe color than actual color.

[A]

You ever play Minecraft?

[B]

It's the same thing.

[A]

You make glass, and then the glass makes a mirror.

[B]

I still don't quite understand that, but I'm more talking about, like, the vibe of certain things. Like. Like math gives red. Like, I don't give a.

[A]

Your vibes are like. Mirrors give vibes of a gothic teenage girl. I don't care about your vibes. I want facts. I don't care about your feelings.

[B]

And the fact is, it's more blue. Mirrors are blue.

[A]

Look at CJ sweater. That's a blue sweater.

[B]

That's. That's crit blue. I'm talking about crystal blue.

[A]

You don't get to say. That's why I said a Merriam Webster. Color, color.

[B]

Miriam Webster.

[A]

Who is that? Who is that?

[B]

Can I be honest? Who is Miriam? Miriam was. My memo died. I had to be a pallbearer of her. I've never. Like, anybody named Miriam. Like, who is that? Like, she does not have the proper credentials to tell me I'm right or wrong. Unless she's, like, a freedom fighter. That. I'm sorry. Now.

[A]

Now give me. Now give me some Finn on that one. Because why did she get to write the dictionary? Honestly, did she do to get that much of an honor?

[B]

Who is Miriam?

[A]

I want to call that mustard. Like, and now that's just the word. Or she goes. That looks like a ladder. Ladder. Spelling whatever she wants. Or is she not an entitled. What in God's green? Honestly, why is she. Because the other one is the Oxford.

[B]

Oxford is a college.

[A]

That is a whole.

[B]

It's a committee.

[A]

Established committee. University against the age of dawn of the man. Oxford is lit.

[B]

I don't even think.

[A]

Who the hell is Merriam Webster?

[B]

I don't even think Merriam Webster is, like, the one that's creating these words. I think she's the gatekeeper of words.

[A]

Yeah. I think she's. I think she's a little, crooked little agent.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like you said, she sent all her scribes across the four corners of the globe. She said, come back and I'm taking a percentage and I get the clout.

[B]

And she's still alive because, like, she's naming. Like, she allowed lit to get into the dictionary. Yeah.

[A]

And it's this broad.

[B]

I don't know, but she's with the Times.

[A]

Oh, my God. I don't know.

[B]

And WAP is in the dictionary now. Isn't it? Like, Merrill Webster definitely has fire. Can we say that?

[A]

Like, can't.

[B]

Like, if she's allowing Wap to get in that book that hitting for something crazy right now.

[A]

She said, oh. Oh, Miriam's got a whole pearl on her.

[B]

Miriam. Miriam Webster has voodoo clam. Can I say that? Like, Miriam Webster.

[A]

You got that old butter trap, don't you? Oh, you got that old step right in the right spot. I'm biting down.

[B]

Miriam Webster definitely has to have, like, 12 baby daddies. Like, no one can get out of it.

[A]

Oh, she. I mean, she's easily. She's easily, easily got a nice thick family tree.

[B]

Oh, yeah, she got a nice thick something. Come on.

[A]

Nice thick sums.

[B]

Lee.

[A]

Miriam Webster, if you're still here, probably does have an.

[B]

Oh, dude, hitch trailer.

[A]

Now, now, now.

[B]

Hold on. Okay, it's like a. Who. Miriam Webster. She look good.

[A]

I got a guy.

[B]

Wait. Merriam Webster's a man.

[A]

I think Merriam Webster's a man. Oh, no. Hey, hey. He looks grumpy and racist.

[B]

Merriam Webster. Oh, Merriam Webster had all of my people. I mean, all of them. He had all of them. Merriam Webster literally, like, literally had a plantation.

[A]

Who the. The is that guy?

[B]

That's Jar Jar Binks. That's Jar Jar Binks. Miriam Webster. Okay, now, can I. We're not sexist. Miriam Webster was at least packing 12.

[A]

He had to have. I mean, if he literally said, hey, I'm making all words, and y' all are gonna go by it. He's got so. I mean, he's got balls.

[B]

He's got 12 with a hook in it.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, he'll hit.

[A]

He'll hit you sideways. And laying down, he'll. He'll give you some crazy.

[B]

Even though it's possible, Miriam Webster's definitely got you, like, rereading old text.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He'll be.

[A]

He'll be arm's length away from you. You can still touch it. He's sitting there. He's. He's sitting there grabbing at a full distance. You can still touch it.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Merriam Webster had to wear double draws.

[A]

Oh, he had girdles, too, back in his time. Oh, my God. He had a wig first.

[B]

He had.

[A]

He had the Parliament wig first. Had mutton chops. Miriam Wexler's had mutton chops.

[B]

Merriam Webster is the. Is the old Mandingo, like, He was like, the vintage Mandingo.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

All right, we have a game we want to play, and it's about to get spicy in here, literally. This episode is brought to you by Warby Parker. Now I am the contacts and glasses wear cam. I am. But, you know, buying glasses always feels so complicated and overpriced. I'm just trying to buy glasses, man. You know, I'm not trying to feel like I need a spreadsheet just to understand what's going on. That's why I'm obsessed with Warby Parker. Once you buy from Warby Parker, you realize how much easier they've made the entire process. Cam, tell them about that process.

[A]

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[B]

Now on to the rest of the episode, the you should know podcast, or we're gonna play a game called Hot Seat, but Jesus, this is gonna get really bad. Oh, yeah.

[A]

I. I'm, I'm. I honestly don't know why you're doing this to me.

[B]

Me and Cam are playing Hot Seat. Either you answer the question or you have to take a spoonful of the world's hottest hot sauce.

[A]

A spoonful? Yeah, a spoonful.

[B]

Yeah. When you. You better answer the question.

[A]

We're not doing a lick. We're not doing a dabble. We're doing a spoon.

[B]

We can, we can maybe change.

[A]

How about we start slow? All right, let's start slow.

[B]

All right. Who's going first, though? Me or you? Do we do it?

[A]

You ask me first.

[B]

Oh, you want to go first? All right, here, take this. All right, Cam. Now it's either you answer this question or you eat the world's hottest hot sauce.

[A]

We're answering with honesty.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You to know that.

[B]

And these are like rough questions. Okay. All right, here we go. Sorry, Cam. I'll try to start it off easy.

[A]

No, just throw me in the deep.

[B]

No, I'm not. Here we go. If you had to choose between spending more time with your son or more time with your wife, which one would you pick?

[A]

That's easy. I'm saying I didn't mean it like that. Okay, hold on, hold on. I didn't mean it like that. I'm saying.

[B]

He said, oh, that's easy.

[A]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with my wife. I'm gonna live. Final answer.

[B]

Malachi you're gonna see this when you're older.

[A]

Oh, my God. That makes me sad. I didn't think about that.

[B]

These are gonna be like, oh, I love my dad's job.

[A]

Oh, well, right now you're young, buddy. You slobber a lot. Your teeth are coming in. You don't really understand what I'm saying.

[B]

Okay, all right, first one. There we go. Good job, Cam. Okay, ready? I didn't like how honest he was being.

[A]

Okay, who in this room right now do you trust the least? With what overall life? You trust them the least?

[B]

Oh, with my life?

[A]

No, not with your life. Just overall. It's not with a task. It's not with your safety. You just have the least trust.

[B]

Dude, it's, like, tied for the least trust. It's like. It's like Pierce and Robbie up there. I don't know which one I trust list, but it's a tie. Can I say that?

[A]

Fair answer.

[B]

It's honest.

[A]

You gotta pick one. No, you gotta pick one. There's no loopholes. You answer the question.

[B]

Who in this room I trust them for? I don't trust them for certain reasons, but it's like eating.

[A]

Explain to me. You're explaining your own conscious. Just rip it.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

I have no.

[B]

Like, I don't feel bad, but I'm like.

[A]

I think you're bleeding. I think you're bleeding. You're bleeding in your mouth. You have blood already. That's my anxiety bleeds. You know, they happen. He's bleeding. He's actually. It's my anxiety bleeds.

[B]

No. You know, when I'm anxious, my gums bleed.

[A]

Oh, my head's hurting. Oh, no.

[B]

Oh. You know, when I'm anxious, my gums bleed.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

They are. I'm not.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I taste it.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

I taste it.

[A]

Oh, I'm pulling up here. I'm seeing the black. Look at it. No, he's bleeding, bro. Oh, my God.

[B]

God.

[A]

Okay. Answer the question, Pierce. It's okay, Pierce.

[B]

But any other day, it could be Robbie. I don't know.

[A]

Okay, that's fair.

[B]

That's fair. All right. Here you go. Okay. You see Pierce, like, walk off.

[A]

He goes.

[B]

So you want to play that game?

[A]

Yeah, give me that.

[B]

Play that game. Yeah. Which one of your wife's friends is your least favorite? Oh, here you go. Oh, You might want to eat it.

[A]

He's eating. I got to, boy. Oh, yeah. That's called that. Hey, that. That's called a PR move, boys.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

I might have to just accept my Faith.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Couldn't answer it. You can't answer it. Let's go. No, let me eat it. Let me eat it. I can't.

[A]

I can't. I'll answer another one, maybe. Hell, if they get hard. I don't know. I can't, bro.

[B]

Let's go. We have water.

[A]

At least we have water on the set. We have water somewhere.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I think I brought water.

[B]

Here we go. Let's go, Cam. The first loss. Here we go. Here we go. World. Titus hot sauce.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. I told you I wasn't coming to play today. I was not coming to play. How is it?

[A]

How you feeling? Give me my water. Oh, and the worst part about Cam. Give me my water. The worst part about a spoon is you. Oh, my God. You got to put it on your tongue.

[B]

And the crazy thing is, that was one of my least invasive questions I have.

[A]

Oh, this might be bad. This might be really bad.

[B]

Your turn. Okay.

[A]

Oh. Oh, wow.

[B]

Here we go. Here we go. I plan on not eating this hot sauce at all.

[A]

Okay. Here we go. Oh, no. What is something that you judge people? What is something that you.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

What is something that you judge people for, but you would never admit it publicly?

[B]

Oh, so much. Oh, I judge people for so much.

[A]

But now you have to admit it publicly. And you better be truthful. Don't. Don't you dare. It better be something that we have never even known that you have judged someone for, because you never admitted it publicly.

[B]

I'm trying to think.

[A]

Wow, this is getting really hot.

[B]

What do I judge people for?

[A]

Oh, hoodie might come off, boy.

[B]

Oh, genuine, genuine question.

[A]

I think my head's starting.

[B]

Genuine question or, like, genuine answer? Your relationship with your parents.

[A]

Me? No. Oh, a relationship with your parents.

[B]

Judge. Yeah. Immediately it's a judge. Even if it's like. And it's really bad to say, but, like, without context, too. I'll be like, oh, you know, I mean, it's really bad. It's unfair, but that's my answer. Okay. Oh, he's cooked. Oh, he's cooked. I'm sorry.

[A]

I have some really nasty, deep ones that I don't even feel like, as a good man saying, but, okay, you come for neck. I'm coming for neck.

[B]

Okay, then. What's the most amount of money you've made in a month from you should know studios?

[A]

Give me the hot sauce. You're a son of a. I might just. I literally might just ask you that.

[B]

Next. I will answer. Hot sauce.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

I'm good.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

The crazy thing is I told him. Hey, bro, let's go light. I told him. Let's go light. Oh, Cam.

[A]

I mean, that's invasive. As invasive can be.

[B]

Oh, wow. And the crazy thing is. I know, too. I wrote it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Big shock to you. You're just trying to air me out to all of humanity.

[B]

Oh, my God. Cam. Cam, Cam.

[A]

That was weak.

[B]

Yeah, no support. Let's go, Cam.

[A]

I gotta get out quick. Oh, man. Oh, my stomach's not gonna be okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

You just started. Start answering, bro.

[A]

Okay. Which one of your exes do you miss the most? Oh, give him the hot sauce. Oh, take it. Take the sauce. Take the sauce. Oh, don't you cow it out. Don't you coward out. You take that sauce. You be. You be a good. No, you be a good man and you take the sauce. Oh, you're answering.

[B]

You're a sick man. I'm gonna answer. I'm gonna answer.

[A]

It better be honest. You can do no loophole. Just be a good man and take the sauce.

[B]

I'm gonna answer. My high school ex, That was the cutest of. She was a great friend. Yeah, she was great. We were 16. That was like my best friend in high school. Hope she's doing well. Wow. Wow. I'm not eating this hot sauce.

[A]

Oh, my God. You have no. You have no. You have no boundaries.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

I'm literally gonna go, what's the size.

[B]

Of your eight and a half? No, it's like four when it's cold.

[A]

Oh, I might have to answer. Please just take it easy. This is getting rough.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Here we go.

[A]

Yeah, hoodies off. Hoodies is out of here.

[B]

Here we go. I'm so sorry, K. Out of all the influencers, out of all the influencers we've met, who is your least favorite to meet in person?

[A]

Oh, I feel like I can answer that one.

[B]

Oh, no. There we go. You're going to get us in drama. Just take the world's hottest hot sauce. Come on. I'll only do three. If you do three, you're out.

[A]

Dude, I can answer this, though.

[B]

Answer.

[A]

Oh. Oh, man. Hold on, let me think, let me think.

[B]

There's a lot.

[A]

We met a lot of people.

[B]

The least favorite. All the influencers we met. Who's your least favorite?

[A]

Let's think of. Think of events. Think of where we've been, what we've been doing. Oh, man. Okay.

[B]

Oh, he's actually Gonna answer. Oh, God, he's gonna actually answer it.

[A]

Okay, I'm not taking the sauce. We might have.

[B]

Don't put me in it. It's your least favorite. I love. I love absolutely every influencer we've met.

[A]

I. I mean.

[B]

I mean.

[A]

Okay. Might have met him on a bad day. Definitely. Still younger, too. Overall, cool. I have consumed his content. But when I met him in person. I'mma drop it, and I'mma just go Plaque Boy.

[B]

Max, you're just intimidated by his aura, dude.

[A]

No, he had aura. I mean, I'm just talking about, like.

[B]

You just had a bad experience.

[A]

Yeah, I might have had a bad experience. We're all people.

[B]

We're all people.

[A]

All people. It's like you're not good enough to. Not that me. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Hey, there you go.

[A]

I couldn't do the sauce. Couldn't do a sauce.

[B]

Good job, Cam. All right, last one.

[A]

All right, Take this.

[B]

All right. I'm not going to eat it. I'm going to answer whatever you guys.

[A]

And I have honestly apologized for this last question, especially with the nature of it. I'm literally trying to get you to take the sauce to be on the same level as me, because you're a prideful. Out of all the fans that we know, which one to you is the strangest and weirdest. Take the sauce. Just be a champ. Be a PR move. Take the sauce. And welcome to hell for a little bit. You don't need to answer this. You really don't.

[B]

And the fact is.

[A]

I mean. I mean, holy.

[B]

The fact is this person. This person's like, like, DMS me every single day.

[A]

Just take the sauce, man, please.

[B]

And, like, in, like, literally, like, like, like, assaults me in my DMs every day. Like, it literally assaults me. Oh, no. Just eat the sauce. And I've been wanting to bring it up because it has been becoming a security concern to the point this person had a picture of them at every live show. To the security staff saying, if they show up.

[A]

Peyton, you don't need to do this. Just take the sauce.

[B]

But the reason I'm not gonna say it's because I feel like if I say it, something's gonna happen to me.

[A]

Yeah, take that sauce. Yeah, boy. Oh, you are a literal coward. Oh, it'll still burn him. Oh, he doesn't have. He doesn't have the indachromes like I do. He doesn't have the new. The new tropical system that I possess. It's gonna burn him. Oh, he's Gonna. Oh. Welcome to hell, buddy. Glass breaks Stone cold.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Yo, you're gonna need water. Yeah, you're here. You can water.

[B]

I don't want that.

[A]

No, no, no, no. That's my other water. That's my other.

[B]

No, I need. Cam, stop. That's my.

[A]

You make me.

[B]

Cj. Give me the water.

[A]

Watch out for the drink.

[B]

Here, here, here.

[A]

I'll be a good sport. Go, go. Clo. Close that. You need to close the hot sauce. That's what you need to do. It's bad.

[C]

Bad.

[A]

No, my nose. Now, why would you do that?

[B]

Oops.

[A]

Looks like I got to find it.

[B]

Give. Give me. Give me your water.

[A]

You have a water cap's going, bro. That was a good game. Yeah, it was good. No, my nose is actually running.

[B]

Throw the. Can I get the. Give me the hot sauce. Get the cap.

[A]

The cap's under the couch. I can't find.

[B]

Throw it away.

[A]

Throw it away.

[B]

I don't want that in here. My lips has gotten to my. My lips are chapping. It's gotten to the point of my lip.

[A]

They're bleeding. There's an open cut. There's an open cup. You have hot sauce and open cut. You have the world's hottest hot sauce and open cut. Your lip's still bleeding.

[B]

Wait, get it out. Get out. I don't want to see it.

[A]

Oh, this is a good game. I'm really proud. No, no, because there's no cap. It's gonna go. It's gonna spill all in the bag. The whole studio is gonna smell like it. Just keep it. It's you.

[B]

You. Where?

[A]

Oh, that's why I couldn't find it. Oh, there we go. You don't have to throw it away. You don't have to throw it away. You can't. Well, okay. Oh, mine's starting to wear off.

[B]

Yeah, me too, because I never took mine.

[A]

I would never, ever eat hot sauce.

[B]

Round of applause. I'm ungetable Even when you think you got me I'm unable now. Guys, episode 202. Next week is the Million Subscriber Special.

[A]

I mean. I mean, get this mother an Oscar dog. He had an open cut. I thought you were going through, like, paralysis at one point.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And next week.

[A]

How did you do that?

[B]

Slide a hand? Slide a tongue? You know this fat tongue can work.

[A]

Yeah. You said you, like, never touched it.

[B]

Oh, dude. I have an answer for that question, though. And that person scares me. And it's not even like I appreciate the support. Literally scares me in my day to day life. Oh, God. Can I read you a dm? This person has sent me, or should I?

[A]

No, I know, I know.

[B]

No, no, I'm gonna read it on the extended. Remind me at the beginning. Oh, I can't.

[A]

I can't.

[B]

Yeah, but I'm gonna break. Yeah, Sometimes. Depending on the month. Patreon exclusive. We'll talk about it more next week. Episode 202 is the 1 million subscriber special where the biggest change in YSK history is coming. We have so much happening. The new era of YSK comes on Monday. Or if you want to get it early Saturday on the Patreon cam, get us out of here.

[A]

Yes. We love each and every single one of you. This Saturday, if you are part of the Koala Club, you're going to see an amazing, incredible sneak peek to the future of ysk. So if you have never joined up and you want to join up, Pete told you to join up last week. Make 200 your benchmark. Well, now we're telling you to make 201, because this Saturday you get to see something that no one else will see. Patreon always gets everything first. It's. It's literally the new future of ysk. That's the first link in the description. Go join the Koala Club. It's an amazing spot. We love him so much. We love all of you. To get your good karma confused.

[B]

The casuals.

[A]

This week's secret code. Sdp. Sdp.

[B]

Sudden drama pools.

[A]

Steak dinner protest.

[B]

Steak dinner protest. Leave it in the comments. Remember what I took. White bears don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you on the Million subscriber special. Next. Hello.

[A]

Yes. Yes, sir. No, sir. Yes, sir.

[C]

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