WE SEARCHED EACH OTHERS PHONES! -You Should Know Podcast-

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You Should Know Podcast

Episode 207: WE SEARCHED EACH OTHER'S PHONES!

Hosts: Peyton Hardin & Cameron Kennedy
Release Date: March 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The You Should Know Podcast centers on Peyton and Cameron diving into their usual hilarious banter, storytelling, and good-natured roasting as only best friends can do. The conversation ranges from personal mishaps (like having water shut off at home), debates over domestic logistics, wild hot takes about maturing, pop culture arguments (including the greatest — or least — Spider-Man), relationship etiquette, and an awkward “boy date” gone wrong with another podcaster. The friendship’s authentic energy comes through every segment, blending touching candor with relentless jokes and memorable moments.

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Key Highlights & Discussion Points

1. Catching Up: Water Woes & Moving Houses

• [03:36] Peyton shares the embarrassment of having his water shut off due to a clerical error — the city agent makes eye contact while locking it, and Peyton finds himself pleading behind the city hall glass. Cam recounts his experience being present when it happened, unable to use the bathroom, poking fun at Peyton's “wide urethra” and “metal” smelling pee.
• Quote:
  “My piss was in Katrina.” — Peyton, [09:20]
• [15:57] Peyton moved into a much bigger house, sparking ribbing about how excessive it is for two guys and giving the dog, CJ, his own bathroom.

2. Debates on Domestic Life

• [18:07] The guys have a friendly (yet heated) debate about furniture assembly: build the table or chairs first? Peyton insists on warming up with the chairs ("foreplay"), Cam insists it makes no sense.
• Quote:
  “You don’t want to just put it in. You gotta warm it up.” — Peyton, on building chairs before tables, [20:14]
• [23:00] Cam calls Peyton an “invasive species” when helping with unpacking. Peyton is emotionally attached to old clothes and high school shoes, prompting a discussion on hoarding and nostalgia.

3. Extremely Dark Side of 'Extreme Home Makeover'

• [25:41] Peyton reveals he recently learned the reality show “Extreme Home Makeover” ruined contestants’ lives—massive homes left poor families with unaffordable taxes, and their addresses broadcasted publicly led to frequent break-ins.
• Quote:
  “They didn’t give me money. They just built me this multi million dollar house and gave me the property tax.” — Peyton retelling a show participant’s story, [27:43]
• Cam expresses genuine distress over learning this behind-the-scenes truth, shattering childhood TV nostalgia.

4. Hot Takes & Game: "Maturing Is Realizing..."

• [33:40] Cam introduces a list of “maturing is realizing…” statements, sparking a volley of hot takes:
  • Chips Ahoy Debate:
    • Cam says blue-pack Chips Ahoy (crunchy) are better than red-pack (chewy).
    • Peyton is baffled: “I don’t think I’ve ever had a Chips Ahoy.” — [34:49]
  • Spicy Food:
    • Cam claims “spicy isn’t a flavor, it’s pain tolerance,” Peyton calls that a “white thing to say,” they crack each other up roasting middle school kids who love extreme spice — “Same kids who flipped their eyelids,” [38:14].
  • Spider-Man Ranking:
    • “Nostalgia is a hell of a drug... Tobey Maguire is the worst Spider-Man out of the three.” — Cam, [39:12]
    • Peyton agrees Holland is best, Garfield would be great with better scripts.
    • Cam: “If Andrew Garfield is 60 years old, the world’s gonna see all of me.” [40:26]
  • Expensive Dates ≠ Effort:
    • Cam: “Expensive dates don’t equal effort.” — [44:46]
    • Peyton argues effort comes in getting money; Cam drills down on intentionality versus spending.
  • Closure in Relationships:
    • Cam: “Closure is a luxury, not a requirement.” — [48:18]
    • Peyton: “That’s the societal contract… you owe that person closure.” — [48:49]
    • They spiral into a wild, semi-serious debate about ghosting versus cheating.
    • “I’d rather you cheat on me than ghost me.” — Peyton, [53:05]
    • Cam counters “ghosting’s evil, but not as bad as cheating,” but concedes sometimes people ghost “out of love.”

5. Boy Date Gone Wrong: Texting Joe Santagato

• [57:03] Peyton details awkwardly getting ghosted by fellow podcaster Joe Santagato after flying to New York, hoping to hang out based on his open invitation. The guys dissect Peyton's approach, offering mock advice for how to “ask a man on a date.”
• Quote:
  “So I just went for it. I said, perfect, you want to grab a beer? … He hasn’t texted me back in two weeks.” — Peyton, [60:10]

6. Dance Breaks & Studio Shenanigans

• [62:17] A spontaneous, chaotic studio dance party erupts, much to the amusement (and slight discomfort) of everyone present. The hosts drag others into the bit, culminating in group jokes about smells, heat waves, chairs, and laps.

7. Memorable Banter, One-Liners, and Callbacks

• Relentless references to Peyton’s water woes — “my piss was in Katrina.”
• Construction/foreplay metaphors for furniture assembly.
• CJ the “cat-dog” and house jokes.
• Childhood snacks, high school nostalgia, and millennial observations.
• Debate about pop culture, classic shows, and podcast etiquette.

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Notable Quotes & Moments With Timestamps

• [09:20] Peyton: "My piss was in Katrina."
• [18:14] Peyton: “You don’t want to just put it in. You gotta warm it up.”
• [27:43] Peyton: “They didn’t give me money. They just built me this multi million dollar house and gave me the property tax.”
• [39:12] Cam: “Nostalgia is a hell of a drug... Tobey Maguire is the worst Spider-Man out of the three.”
• [44:46] Cam: “Maturing is realizing expensive dates don’t equal effort.”
• [48:49] Peyton: “That’s the societal contract… you owe that person closure.”
• [53:05] Peyton: “I’d rather you cheat on me than ghost me.”
• [60:10] Peyton: “So I just went for it. I said, perfect, you want to grab a beer? … He hasn’t texted me back in two weeks.”

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:36 | City shuts off Peyton’s water, water/pee jokes | | 15:57 | Peyton’s big move & CJ’s “suite life” | | 18:07 | Table vs. chairs: The Great Furniture Debate | | 25:41 | Dark side of “Extreme Home Makeover” | | 33:40 | “Maturing Is Realizing…” Hot takes segment | | 39:12 | Spider-Man ranking & nostalgia | | 44:46 | Expensive dates vs. effort | | 48:18 | Closure in relationships, ghosting vs. cheating | | 57:03 | Peyton’s “boy date” ghosting by Santagato, analysis | | 62:17 | Studio dance break & closing group jokes |

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Episode Tonal Highlights

• Unfiltered Camaraderie: Peyton and Cam’s banter is unguarded, deeply playful, and sometimes raunchy, reflecting close friendship bonds.
• Irreverent Humor: The episode is filled with wild metaphors, adult jokes, and callbacks, always self-aware and never mean-spirited.
• Surprisingly Deep: Underneath the jokes, the guys touch on real adulthood worries—health, nostalgia, relationships, societal expectations, and friendship dynamics.
• Meta-Awareness: Both poke fun at typical podcast tropes, their own habits, and even their Patreon offers with over-the-top comedic sincerity.

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Summary

This episode spotlights why Peyton and Cameron excel as hosts: their improvisational wit, insane chemistry, and the ability to leap from absurdity (urine odor comparisons, “nuts and back attacks”) to striking honesty about adult life, friendship, and heartbreak (see: Peyton’s man-date heartbreak). They lampoon popular culture, reminisce, overshare, and debate the pettiest details like only best friends can, making each segment both outrageous and peculiarly relatable.

Recommended Moments for New Listeners:

• The water shutoff saga & “piss Katrina” monologue ([03:36]–[10:00])
• “Extreme Home Makeover” gets exposed ([25:41])
• The “boy date” texting fiasco ([57:03])
• “Maturing is realizing…” segment ([33:40]–[55:00]) for rapid-fire laughs and hidden wisdom

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“I’d rather you cheat on me than ghost me.” — Peyton, [53:05]

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If you missed the episode, this summary delivers the best bits, jokes, and takeaways — no ads, no fluff!

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We are Carlos Cam back in the studio. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Guess who's back.

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Back Cam wins.

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Back Cam wins back.

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Cameron's got back.

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Ooh.

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I'mma hit his back in the back of the Cadillac and I'll make them balls go.

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You know how bad that would hurt?

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Oh, imagine some people are into it.

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No, some people, dude, like, I'm not one to kink shame. Everyone's their own person. If you like getting your balls slapped. Well, I could not imagine me standing loose, placid, and someone's going.

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And I'm like, well, well, what's the level of slap? Because there is levels of slap. I could take a tap.

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No, if you tap my ball, I

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can tap a tap with a linger, like a good.

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You ever tap with a fingernail?

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Yeah.

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One of these. Oh, my God, no.

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Okay.

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I'm talking this. I'm talking backhand, too. Not even the soft side. Not even open palm. They go, yeah, you're getting knuck.

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No, no.

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Knuck to scrote. Knuck to scrote.

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A knuck to scrote combo is crazy.

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Yeah.

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Seen a video, dude masked up, bound at a parking lot.

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What?

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The girl got it, but she. He loved it, dude.

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And then I think I asked, he was like, Ah.

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You know how might get to that point?

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I'm not going to lie. I pray to God I never get. I won't be able to look at my wife and my. My wife. She's not doing none of that. No, no, she's not doing none of that.

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No, Liv's not doing If I said,

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liv, I really want you to put on a combat boot and stomp my nuts, do you know what my wife's response to me?

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What'd she say?

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She'd literally like, I want you to sleep in the living room tonight. I don't. I don't want you in this room.

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You're a. She probably leave you.

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No, no. Now. Well, she wouldn't leave. We can't back. She. Well, she can't back the car up. She can't pack the other guy. No, she wouldn't leave.

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She might be upset. She's not leaving.

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She might be upset. She's not dumb.

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You know what I love? You know what I love about you is you always make the rich jokes at me, and then you go and say some stuff like that.

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Like, I will never. That is for my wife. And that is a very deep cut joke that we established together. And she knows it's funny, dog.

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Everybody's talking and. 205. Legendary. Episode. Episode 205. In the rant, you went on about my stog and like, oh, my God, how rich I was. I think God saw that, and he was like, okay, we'll see how rich Peyton is. I got my water cut off at my house. Just randomly.

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Oh, bubba. You talk about embarrassed. Oh, my God. The city stand on my front door,

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and the dude said. He looked at me. He turned off my water in the thing. Like, what's the little. The sew.

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Like the little sewer thing?

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Yeah. And I was like, hey.

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You go, no, no, no, no. The guy went, yeah. And then he shut it, and he made sure that you made eye contact. When he put that lock on, he went, yeah.

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You ever have to go to city hall?

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Oh, my God.

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To get your water turned on? And you know how embarrassing that is to talk to a lady through a glass pane where there's like, 80 people in a waiting room.

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Be like, a lot of them are trying. A lot of them are there for, like, civil complaints. You're like. You're like, ma', am, I need my water.

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Like, somebody stink. Somebody came by the house. Turn my water off. She was like, can't hear you. What?

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She goes, sir, speak up.

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I go, somebody came through my house, turned off my water.

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One more time, sir, little louder. I don't got water. She goes, just wanted everyone else to hear that stink, man.

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Right here.

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I'd literally be like, you, mother.

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You were at my house when my water got turned off?

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Yeah, I had to piss for over an hour. And I'm a Decent human being. And I decided not to until your water was reestablished. You, on the other hand, you got back home. Sons of. Turn my water off. Honestly, does anyone in here answer their phone? Does anyone here answer their phone? I mean, my God, I was there. I talked to him. They said yes. I called you. I called you. I called you. No one answers their phone. When Peyton needs help, no one answers the phone. And I said, dog, it's on vibrate. I'm unpacking your clothes. He's like, bro, dude, shut up. Get away from me. And you go right to your bathroom.

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Yeah.

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And I hear you. I go, is he. He can't be pissing p the waters. I just tried the sink water's not back on yet, bud. I don't give a. It's my house, D. I'm talking dense stream. God, you must have drank about half gallon something.

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Wide urethra. Figured that out. Big portal. Yeah, I got a wide urethra.

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Is that fact.

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Yeah, I gotta look that. I mean, they said you could stick a Twinkie in there. I mean, dude, you ever had a thick urethra?

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Never once.

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Dude, I. I gotta.

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I got like a. Like a little spy hole. It's like nice and small. Like it gets the job done. I can pee when I need to. I mean, clearly they can. They can still get out. I got a kid, another one on the way.

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Yeah.

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So everything's functional. But it's real nice and tight. Yeah, I wouldn't want a loose urethra.

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No, I gotta. I got. No, it's not rattle. Doesn't rattle around in there. You peed.

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It's like, there's enough space. The force of your piss is coming out. It's like.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, I spit out piss now.

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Okay, we're on piss because you talked about that.

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Well, we're telling the story about how I peed in my thing and it smelled. I'm assuming you're gonna get there.

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That's exactly where I was going. Now we need to address it. Now, I don't know if this is the proper space in front of the world, but I love you, so I'm gonna do it on this platform. And let's just hope that we can get to maybe a solution. I'll answer your piss right. Smells like a used car lot. And I'm talking about like. Like cash for cars. Hey, your car was in a flood. We're going to give you $90 for it. And they have 1,000 of those.

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That's what your year is. My piss was in Katrina.

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And I don't understand it because you've been on a health kick that is.

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It's not funny.

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It's funny because it hurts. It's funny because it's real, because it's over. Oh, dude. I got, still to this day, robbed at hand Point in New Orleans.

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Hand point.

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I got robbed a hand point.

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Oh, yeah.

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No weapon. He said, give me that. I said, yes, it's yours. I said, you want more? Your. Your urine?

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Yeah, Right.

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You know, metal, recycle, all that, right? But the thing that doesn't click for me, you're eating better, right? You've cut down on other things. You're back being active, physically active in the gym and stuff. Your whole life is, like, on this linear health kick, right? Yet your urine is smelling like you are inf. No.

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And honestly, my. My urine does smell metallic. You know, CJ lives terrible. And he said he. He gagged when he went to the bathroom after me. I flushed and everything. Now, that urine that I had, whenever my water got cut off, it sat there and marinated.

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It's like in a petri dish.

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It took off the whole bottom floor, bro.

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We went. He pees. I go, dog, you don't have water. He's like, I don't give. This is my house. I was like, touche.

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Yeah.

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So then we're going back, opening boxes. Like, 20 minutes later, we end up back in your bathroom because we're going to your closet. And I literally was. I was overwhelmed with disgust.

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No, me too.

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I went. It was like a. Like a Dijon honey mustard. Almost like. Like, if you took honey mustard and put it on like a. Like a shield, like that. That was your urine.

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I have. I have a hypothesis, a thesis statement about health, I think, about health in general. I think the more I've taken care of my body with healthy foods, exercise, and water, my body's been deteriorating because I think it's. My body is not made for health.

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And I think it thinks it's, like, foreign. Yeah, yeah. Like, good Stu, you is so foreign to your temple now through 20 years of destroying it. That's like, we gotta fight it off.

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We gotta fight it off.

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Where's the grease? Where's the grease? Where's the Soylent Green?

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Where's a red 40? You know what I mean?

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You eat a banana and it's like, shut it down. It's like, shut it down. Close the doors. You're just like, oh, no.

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It's like, I started eating healthy. I got sick three times. That's Also an immune system problem. I have the immune system. Like, dude, it's bad.

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No, you have the immune system of a. Like, I was like, in every. In every way, shape or form, you're pretty healthy. But you. And it's your mental. Yeah, it's your mental, but it goes back to the body. It's probably. It's eat one. Eat a good turkey club. Yeah, it's like, no, something's happened to us. Like, we're dying.

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I think there's a science behind that. People that aren't live unhealthy might live longer. Like, did you see those, like, healthy, like, bodybuilders and like, marathon runners, they'll, like, they'll. They'll. They'll transition quicker.

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But then healthy, healthy bodybuilders.

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I'm just saying, people that are healthy lifters, like, they. Their life is exercise and marathons. They'll, you know, transition, like, at an early age, which is crazy. But then you'll meet people like my grandpa, who's racist and old, you know, who's smoking cigarettes for 90 years, and he's still around, just saying he'll be honest. Recliner.

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Ripping the word. Ripping Marlboro lights. So he's 104. He goes, he's mother.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Guttural.

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I think there's a science about you live longer if you're. If you're unhealthy. And I will, you know, I want to go take an elementary school tour and be like, eat.

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Like. I was about to say, we can't spread that to the.

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No, I'm not telling you to do it, but I'm saying if you want to live longer, that's probably what you should do.

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You want to know the craziest part? This week, this past weekend in Oklahoma, I went in a. In a. A bathroom stall, and a dude came up. Old guy came up right next to me in the urinal, pissed. And we're just talking, laughing because I've seen him before. And he goes, oh, how you been? I was like, oh, good. I was like, good. How are you? He goes, well, man, I'll tell you what. Like, two deep breaths. I was like, what the is he about to tell me? He goes, if I would have known I was going to be around this long, hell, I would have took a little bit better care of my body. He goes, I've been smoking for years. He goes, and sometimes breathing just kind of gets to you now. But, hey, I'll see you out there. It just flushed, and I was like, what in the.

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No, I do. I'm not gonna say that.

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It goes right with your theory.

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Yeah.

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Because, bro, you gotta think especially, like, especially your grandpa.

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I mean, nothing healthy about him. You're McDonald's and cigarettes all day, every day. And pure hatred. And the hatred keeps you alive.

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Can I see it?

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The hatred will keep you going.

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Nothing moves the old bones like rage. Like, just like feeling like someone deserves something that they don't. So bad.

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It's so bad. But it's his real life. Like, Pierce is gonna live a long time. Yeah.

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He goes. I never thought I'd see the day when my granddaughter married one of them.

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Congratulations. Congratulations.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, sincerely.

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It's a cool house. It's a classic. Cool.

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That house is sick.

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Thanks, man.

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Very nice, man.

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I'm gonna. Hopefully I'm there for a little bit, but I got into a heated argument with C.J. the other day.

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Doesn't surprise me.

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It was, you know, moving with people that you care about or love or you deal with. It's.

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It's. He walked inside. I took his collar off of him. He's like, cj's going up the stairs.

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On board. I go outside.

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Outside. It is about right. CJ's like the best dog you could ever have.

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No, he's a. He's a cat. I mean, he's just weird and looks at you in the corner.

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No, if we're being honest, CJ's very. He's like that bald nutsack cat. Yeah, that's what CJ is.

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And he's like, you know, cats don't know. You could put him down. Oh, yeah, he doesn't know. I could put him down at any time. I just take him to euthanization.

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Just.

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Yeah, I slip a little something in his syringes.

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Hell, you sleep 11 hours a night. Wouldn't be that hard.

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Anyway, so we were. We were packing or unpack.

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No, no, no. Hey, hey. Just talk to him. Talk to him real quick. Say, hey, how's it going? How's it going?

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Oh, I was unpacking right. In my new house. And, you know, my house is vastly bigger than my last one. Yeah, it is thousands of square feet there. Say it.

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Yes, it is. You deserve it.

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Say it.

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It's such a big house. It's such a big house for two dudes.

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It makes. No. Since. I mean.

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I mean, there's. Literally. There is. There's like six bedrooms.

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That's not.

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Sir, there's. Hey, there's. There's five in an office with a closet. And then there's another room. And then there's another.

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It's not true.

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Oh, I got those houses.

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Awesome.

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His house is awesome. Oh, you deserve it.

[A]

CJ does it.

[B]

Yeah, he doesn't. But he. But it's. No, C.J. deserves his room. Deserves his room that he has. He does.

[A]

He got a bigger bathroom now.

[B]

His own bathroom connected to the room. Low key. The room's a little bit bigger, too. No.

[A]

Yeah, a little bigger room. Anyway.

[B]

Got that cool little porch thing. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, what were we about?

[A]

We were. I had to buy more furniture, and so this is my first time buying a dining Room table. Right. When you're building furniture like a dining room table, what do you build first? The chairs or the actual table?

[B]

The table.

[A]

And that's what he said. And that's so wrong. That's so wrong.

[B]

It's incorrect, what you literally just said. When you're building your dining room table, what do you build first? The table or something else? You build the table. That's what you're building.

[A]

The table. No.

[B]

So you build it. No, it's. You strap up, you put your hard hat on, and you build the table. You're.

[A]

You're not good at foreplay, are you?

[B]

No, I'm a foreplay king. I'm a foreplay king sometimes. I mean, my wife said. You have 14 fingers, don't you? Yeah, no, I'll hit. I mean, it's like battleships. I'll be hitting a six and G4 all at the same time. All at the same time. She goes, God boy. I'm like. I go, let me. Let me go ahead and sink it. Now I'm over here like this. Let me sink that ship. Let me get you. It's like Bruce Almighty. He looked down. There's nine fingers on his. That's me during foreplay. I mean, hell, do you want me to go full on hands, Right hand to the Lord?

[A]

Foreplay is so good.

[B]

One time we even do the real act. Divided and conquered in foreplay. It was done. It was done. The down. Shut the down. Oh, you thought. You thought patting your head, rubbing your belly was hard.

[A]

Woo.

[B]

Oh. Oh, boy.

[A]

I mean. I mean, you deserve. I saw the way you ate that taco man. Oh, my.

[B]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[A]

You saw that? Me? Yeah, I did. Let me find out. I'll let you take me for a spin. You could take me for a spin.

[B]

I just tasted blood. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, back to the table.

[A]

The reason I brought a foreplay is because you got to warm yourself up with the chairs. You got to warm up your fingers and your phalanges. You don't want to go to the big dually. You don't want to just put it in. You got to warm it up.

[B]

Peyton. It's a power drill. You act like you're like. It's like hammer and chisel, like you're making out of granite. You got to warm up. You literally go,

[A]

snow.

[B]

Well.

[A]

Well, I don't get my furniture from, you know.

[B]

Oh, if you're gonna say you have an allen wrench, then that's fine.

[A]

No, I don't. I have a drill. But my. My table weighed 280 pounds.

[B]

That's fine. My table was heavy. As do you go piece by piece by piece. Then you probably need someone to flip it over.

[A]

You know why you need the chairs is so you can have someone to sit on while you're building the main thing. That's.

[B]

That's so dumb.

[A]

Why?

[B]

So you. Okay. When you build it. Oh, my God. When you build a table.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're building out in the middle of the air like this.

[A]

You're like. What do you mean? You sit on the floor you gotta sit on. I didn't. It's an empty house.

[B]

Okay, so let's rewind 10 seconds more. So, yeah, build the chair. So you can sit on the chairs to build the table. Right. You just said you're on the floor.

[A]

If I didn't build the table, If I didn't do the chairs first. Yeah. I would be sitting on the floor to do the table. And no one wants to sit on the floor to do the table. You want to sit on the chairs to do the table.

[B]

So answer me this, right? You're in a chair up here, right? Little high chair.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The tabletop is more than likely face down on your floor.

[A]

Face down.

[B]

And you got to connect the. What? The legs or the base, however it's set up. You have a really nice table, by the way.

[A]

I love that so much.

[B]

Now back to it. You got to connect that to the tabletop.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Which is all the way on the ground. So how do you think it is beneficial to be up in the air and going.

[A]

When you got to be all the

[B]

way down there, you can't. What is this?

[A]

I got people in my three note long Phillips head. What are you gonna do during.

[B]

Like this? It's all the way down there. You're like, oh, a little to the left. What are you gonna do? It's like.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

He's down there.

[A]

What are you gonna do during a break?

[B]

Dog, that's the thing. When I move, I don't take breaks. P. Really? It's now that now I just said earlier talked about kinks. That is something. I don't know where I got that from. Maybe from Mike Kennedy. If it's time to move someone in. You'd think I'm. You think I'm like a. You'd think I'm like a troglodyte, like way back in the day.

[A]

What?

[B]

It's like a cave dweller. You'd think there's no societal rules on me like I am. It's sun up to sundown I'm working.

[A]

I know that's the only space in your life where you're like that. And it's almost to a detriment whenever we move, because you did help me move.

[B]

I will go until. Until I'm done. Like, I don't care if I'm moving you in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I walked into your room, I whipped out a box cutter out of my draws. I started opening boxes. What's this?

[A]

Yeah. But then now, instead of boxes being neatly put together everywhere, you just had stuff all over my counters and my floors. And I didn't like that.

[B]

Now, hear me out, people. This is why you need a cam in your life. Peyton. We love him to death. He's very much. Oh, I do. We only do that right now. Oh, that's gonna go in my studio. But it's gonna go up later. Like, all this, right? Me, I'm gonna walk in your home, I'm gonna open every box you have.

[A]

You're invasive, but list.

[B]

Hear me out.

[A]

What?

[B]

Is there a higher chance that you will put it up sitting on your counter? That you're like. It's really. You gotta go in one of those drawers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or an unopened, taped box sitting in the corner. You being you. That box is gonna be there for a. I physically saw. I saw the hoodie. I saw the hoodie from the house of highlights thing. There was a year.

[A]

It was.

[B]

We're about to hit March Madness again right now. That was from last year. It was plastic wrapped. It's just sitting there. I've worn that hoodie enough. It's starting to fade. And that bitch is in the plastic.

[A]

But who are you to tell me how I want things done in my house? You're invasive species, but you just need to be better.

[B]

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I know. I just know you. I know my payday if I open.

[A]

No, you don't know me. And so that's egotistical. And it's a little demanding and commanding. It's the George Washington year. It's how your native people are. I mean, y' all colonize. You take over the trap.

[B]

Okay, you want to talk about egotistical? He used cardboard. Cardboard moving boxes for his dirty clothes. That. That is prideful and weird.

[A]

What am I supposed to put my

[B]

dirty clothes trash bag or leave it in the hamper?

[A]

Those clothes. Gross. Idiot. Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Maybe put your green shoes and your red pants.

[B]

You have those 11 lows. You have those 11.

[A]

No, those are a relic.

[B]

No, no, no. I told Sarah, 9th grade year of

[A]

high school, I told Sarah, and we'll get off moving after this. But I told Sarah, do not throw those shoes away. Those were my first pairs of 11s, and I got them in high school. I have, like, high school, like, underwear that I still keep.

[B]

That's what the.

[A]

Why? It's an emotional attachment. Like, I. There's certain things in my life that I like. I have memories in those draws, a lot of them, and I can't. I can't throw that away. Like, I remember that.

[B]

I remember that. I remember that. No, you got. You got. Yeah, you were. You were hitting some weird. You got. You have to get rid of it.

[A]

No, there's just. There's certain things in my house that I know I don't need, but I cannot get rid of. I think it's like a maybe. Is that hoarding? That's.

[B]

I'd argue that's the definition of hoarding.

[A]

Hoarders don't have emotional attachment to their items.

[B]

I think they have emotional attachment to everything they touch.

[A]

Really?

[B]

That's why it becomes a hoard. Hence, horde. Minion. Horde. Six Elixir. Yeah, drop that one. Arrows for three elixir. Takes it out. Now you're up. Three elixir.

[A]

Speaking of homes, did you ever watch my extreme home makeover?

[B]

Move that bus. Move that bus. Move that bus and move it. Like they had a. You want to talk about an army? There's 70 people working on a house.

[A]

You know that shows like, Loki evil, right?

[B]

Oh, don't. No, no. I. I don't even know if I'm prepared.

[A]

No, there's documentaries on how that show is evil.

[B]

There's documentary how. Okay. I really don't know if my heart can take this.

[A]

No, they. To these people. That show, like, ruined these people's lives.

[B]

You're lying.

[A]

Yeah. No. It's awful what they would do to these people. And I don't.

[B]

I don't know. This isn't conspiracy.

[A]

No, no, no. There's a documentary with the people sitting in dark rooms, well lit, talking about I'm still suffering.

[B]

You're kidding.

[A]

No. Okay, so I'm going to give you, like, the Cliff Notes version because I don't know the extreme details of it, but I just. It came across my for you page.

[B]

Oh, my poor little heart.

[A]

So basically, basically this show, if you don't know my Extreme home makeover or

[B]

Extreme Home Makeover, I think it's Extreme, Extreme home makeover.

[A]

If you don't know what extreme home makeover is, basically it was the show back in the day is where they would take these impoverished people. Yeah. That, you know, they were just bad living conditions. No, they were struggling, like the whole thing. People were like, check to check. Like they had kids, they couldn't feed them, their house was run down.

[B]

It was typically like families of like five or six, like mom and dad and like four kids. Water heater, broken AC out, sleeping on the floor. Yeah. Like very bad living conditions.

[A]

Check the check. And so what they would do is they would come to these people's houses and be like, hey, we're going to move you out of here. You can't see this house, but we're going to give your house an extreme home makeover. And then they would bring them back to their neighborhood.

[B]

They would send them like Disneyland.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like it was like five days. Put them on a little family vacation and then they'd bring them back.

[A]

And so then they would bring them back and there'd be a big truck in front of the house. So they couldn't see a charter bus. Yeah. And they'd be like, move that bus or whatever. And so they would move it and they would see their new mansion. Like, nice home with an aquarium in

[B]

it, a pool, just extra for no reason. But it's very, very nice.

[A]

This lady that had her house, she was like, I'm still paying for all that. She was like, they didn't give me money. They just built me this multi million dollar house and gave me the property tax.

[B]

I still, she's like, I'm struggling more.

[A]

She was like, I still make 500amonth. And she's like, she was like, I have gotten so many past due bills that I am hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. And she's like, dude, no, it's evil. Like basically they're like, hey, I know you're broke as I'm gonna give you this mansion. You figure it out. That's what they would do to these people, bro. Then not only that, not only that. You know how like some people like used to come to my apartment or came to my old house like fans, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

These people's address was on national television and they would show the whole layout of the house. They say my house got broken into twice a month.

[B]

Oh my. Oh my God.

[A]

Dude. Dude.

[B]

They would say, oh no, no, that hurt. That hurts me. Because I thought that, I thought that shows heaven.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I thought they'd come in they take this little, poor little mom and pop and seven brother family, send their Walt Disney for a week, come back. Nice pad. No, life is better. Everything, it's up. Up from here.

[A]

It's genuinely evil because they would be like, I had to take out loans to pay the mortgage on this house that they built me that I didn't want. I didn't want an aquarium. I wanted heat. That's all I wanted. And they said. And they showed the whole floor plan and what's in every room. People just came in and took it.

[B]

Okay, that's the funny part. My phone's speaking.

[A]

What video is playing? Is that a video of us in college? Is that me? A video of us in college in a urinal? It's only playing on your phone right now, Peyton.

[B]

I don't even open Snapchat. I don't. I don't use Snapchat. If I didn't have memories on that, I'd be gone.

[A]

Can we put the video on screen? Is that me? Can I see that?

[B]

You're in that video. My God, look at you. There's not a hair on your face. You look like.

[A]

Why were we all in. Oh, my. Oh. Oh, my. Wait, now. I don't know what else is.

[B]

I don't know what's next.

[A]

Oh, my. Put that on the screen. It's. It looks like there's a crystal in it. Oh, Cameron, let me see. Are you gripping it, Cam? It's blue, green, orange, black. No, no, no, you gotta see it.

[B]

No, it looks like I'm geodigging. Wait, how many. How many years ago? How many years ago does that say? That might have been the inception of it. It might have been. It might have been. Or conception.

[A]

Well, I just wanted to say that was my extreme home makeover. That was the dog that is evil. It's insane.

[B]

Okay. But my thing is, I always thought. Wait, so you know what makes it even worse?

[A]

Double.

[B]

That doubles down on the evil.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that show definitely made prop. Like, made some money.

[A]

Millions. They had to build houses.

[B]

Definitely made some money. Yeah. It was aired for years. National television.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If they said y'.

[A]

All. Yeah.

[B]

We're keeping all the breach.

[A]

I feel like there's gonna be some, like, Netflix documentary about it soon because they just made one about Tyra Banks old show. They made one about my biggest loser, America's Next Top Model.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know why.

[B]

I was, like, heavy invested in it.

[A]

Well, it's Tyra Banks.

[B]

I watched the Tyra Banks.

[A]

Who wouldn't? I mean. Yeah, she really good.

[B]

She looked great. Yeah, but I'd watch it with my grandma, though, and she was still.

[A]

Grandma knows what looks good. Looks good no matter who you are.

[B]

Why, why did Titan. Okay, I understand we were young boys, you know, pheromones just flowing around. But why are we all. I mean, we just got three. I'm talking consensus. Yes, well, Tyra Banks looks great.

[A]

I mean, it's. I mean, but there's other people that looked great.

[B]

They didn't care about their field of work.

[A]

Well, Cam, at that point I was so into finding myself. I mean, Bevo got the worst of it. You know what I mean? My little stuffed Bevo. So, you know, you know, you don't think Tyra Banks was going to get it done, you know what I mean? I was going a pound town on a mascot, you know what I mean? I mean, I'd be.

[B]

If you were America's next top model. No, on a couch.

[A]

It was definitely got me there. I wasn't to it, but I was like. It made me figure things out. It made me figure things out.

[B]

Come here, people.

[A]

My mom would walk in the room, she's like, why is there stuffing everywhere?

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

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[A]

Now on to the rest of the episode.

[B]

All right, Pete. I always see people on tick tock talking about maturing is realizing. Maturing is realizing this. Maturing is realizing that.

[A]

I do see that as well. Yes. On Tick tock.

[B]

So I compile the list for us, and we're just gonna go down top to bottom, and I'm gonna see if you agree with my statements that maturing is realized.

[A]

Okay, so you have a list of maturing things.

[B]

Some might be hot takes, but it's. It's. It's definitely a mature thing. First one, maturing is realizing that blue Chips Ahoys were always better than the red ones.

[A]

Wait, wait, hold on. Time out, time out. Time out. Blue Chips Ahoy. I don't know what that means. I don't know what a blue and red Chips Ahoy is. Chips Ahoy is the cookie. Right?

[B]

Did you. Were you a kid ever?

[A]

Were you. Were you a child? It's the cookies, right?

[B]

You're Benjamin Button.

[A]

Chips Ahoy.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's a pirate. That's what. That's Captain Crunch. I'm not. I'm not joking.

[B]

Crunch.

[A]

Chips Ahoy. I'm blanking. I don't know what Chips Ahoy are.

[B]

I know the name. Like, arguably the biggest cookie outside of Oreo.

[A]

No, I know the name. I know the name. It's. It's a little cookie, like, yay big.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I didn't know they made red cookies.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

I've never. I might have never had a Chips Ahoy.

[B]

I go on next week's episode.

[A]

You.

[B]

Are you out of your.

[A]

I'm so. I don't. I don't think I've ever had a Chips Ahoy because I don't know what red and.

[B]

Okay, so you know now. So now Chips Ahoy. It's just. I don't even know if they have a mask. Might be a cookie with ice.

[A]

But chips are what?

[B]

You know them?

[A]

Yes, I've heard the name.

[B]

So blue is the. Just chocolate chip and it's crunchy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When we were children, they have red ones. Chocolate chip, but it's chewy.

[A]

Oh, yeah. No, no. I came under Michelle Obama's food plan. I didn't get those. Yeah, no, she. She had vegetables in my school. Your thick had them. Chips always.

[B]

Wasn't even at school. This is at Walmart or Kroger. Heb.

[A]

Yeah. No, I never. I'm so sorry that I'm not participating. Well, I've never had a Chips Ahoy. I don't know what you're talking about. I've never had a blue and red chip. I don't know what that means. No, I don't know what that means. Maybe if I got it for like. Like Halloween or something.

[B]

I mean, I'm like, Flabbergasted.

[A]

Flabbergasted, too, that it's this big of a deal.

[B]

That's like me saying, mature drill eyes and Diet Coke's better than regular Coke. You go, what's Coke like? It's. I mean, it's.

[A]

No, it's not that big of a deal.

[B]

I would. I would. I'm not exaggerating. I would venture to say.

[A]

Is that crazy?

[B]

Coke is higher. Coke's definitely higher. You can ask 100.

[A]

Coke, say Coca Cola. Because we live in a city, so, I mean, that's everywhere. Coke's higher. Shouldn't play that game.

[B]

Huge loogie. Huge loog. It was thin, though. But Coke is higher. Coca Cola is 100 out of 100 people. They understand.

[A]

Everybody knows what Coca Cola is.

[B]

I'm not exaggerating.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I swear to God, in this building. I'm talking old heads, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If I go, do you know what Chips Ahoy is?

[A]

I know what Chips Ahoy is. I've never had it before.

[B]

Am I the only one struggling? You keep saying you know what it is, but you've never had. And you don't know what it is.

[A]

I know the name.

[B]

You're on record saying, I know Chips Ahoy, but I don't know what the blue red is. I know Chips Ahoy. I know what it is, but I don't know what they are. Like, I've watched, like, riddle.

[A]

Like, I know what Lord of the Rings is. I know what that is. I've heard the name. I couldn't name a character except for Goblin Door, Whatever his name is.

[B]

Goblin Door. Don't you dare do that. To my beloved series. Goblin Door. Yeah.

[A]

Thou shalt not pass and all that. I'm trying to my Pratchett.

[B]

Yeah. So he was fighting the Balrog and used the light of Arndor.

[A]

Dude. Oh, dude, do you hear that? Wow. Do you hear that? Ask me. Ask me.

[B]

What do you hear, Pete?

[A]

Oh, that dried up. Anybody hear that? Anytime you talk about that, this is.

[B]

I mean, what a start.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I'm bringing you cookies next week.

[A]

I don't like cookies.

[B]

Oh, I'm ready to hit something.

[A]

I'm ready to fight.

[B]

The hell was that?

[A]

I like cookies. I like cookies, but I like, like, homemade cookies wrapped in plastic like this.

[B]

Looks like an eight Ballade. Cookies. Like you had time to buy eggs and flour.

[A]

No, no, no. My girl does.

[B]

Okay. We're just gonna keep it pedaling.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Holy. I don't like that expression.

[A]

Let's keep it pedaling.

[B]

Grow Up. Maturing is realizing that spicy food isn't a flavor. It's a pain tolerance scale. Yes or no?

[A]

Oh, that's cooked. And that's white. That's a really white thing to say. It's definitely a flavor. Spice is flavor. Like spicy seasonings. You haven't heard spicy seasonings?

[B]

Spicy seasonings. I'm talking the. That you torture me with.

[A]

No one eats that. No one, like, eats that. Are you talking like sriracha?

[B]

No, no, Sriracha is very mild. I'm talking about when you. When someone goes, dude, come over. We're having the UFC fight and my death habanero wings.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's. No, I feel like the same people that eat that extremely spicy food are the same kids in middle school that would wear like, tank tops when it's 20 degrees outside.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's not even cold out here.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They literally listen to SoundCloud rappers just to say.

[A]

Yeah. And they flip their eyelids. Like, those are the same people. People that eat extremely hot foods. We're the same kids that flip their eyelids. Like, that's like, you're not cool. You're kind of scaring us.

[B]

They were like American Eagle jeans, but then the Adidas slide.

[A]

Oh, you suck. And flip their eyelids and do the double jointed elbows. Like, you look demonic, not cool, like, you know what I mean? Like, no one likes you.

[B]

You know what I mean? Oh. Oh, my God. And the worst part, they. I mean, they always stood at a ripe five foot two.

[A]

Yeah, dude, what is. What's your home life like?

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's like, oh, bro, get a. Wait, no.

[A]

I have a conspiracy about those people. I said it. They're either dead or in jail. All those people. Or eating spicy foods. Okay.

[B]

Maturing is realizing that nostalgia is a hell of a drug. And Tobey Maguire is actually the worst Spider man out of the three.

[A]

Oh, that's a hot take. Fact.

[B]

And you come to the right side.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. That is a fact.

[B]

Toby Maguire is the worst one out of the three, and you know it to be true. If Tom Holland's clearly the best, Andrew Garfield's better, so Toby's the worst.

[A]

Okay, okay. Tom Holland is the best Spider man of all. He's the most accurate Spider Man. Just how he acts his age. First of all, exact. Toby is OG. Toby is og.

[B]

I don't give a. That's the point. Nostalgia is a drug.

[A]

If you wasn't.

[B]

Oh, Larry Birded straw, LeBron James, you.

[A]

If Toby wasn't 43 when he made the movies, then it would have been different.

[B]

Right, but then that's a whole. That. That's not reality, Toby. So good. You have to take what is real in front of us. He was good because it was the first, like live action Spider man that we had.

[A]

Yeah, okay. But Andrew, Andrew, he got bad scripts.

[B]

If Andrew movies.

[A]

If Andrew would have gotten good scripts, he would be the best Spider man ever. I mean, the way his body. Oh, my God, in that suit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I was like, give me that little British. You know what I mean?

[B]

He's British.

[A]

Yeah. We have two British Spider Mans. 60 years old.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Andrew Garfield. He's like 60.

[B]

If Andrew Garfield, 6 years old, I will get butt ass naked right here. If Andrew Garfield is 60 years old, the world's gonna see all of me.

[A]

I don't know if he's 60, but he's like. It's like about to be 50. I think he's been.

[B]

Thank you, Pierce.

[A]

He's 42. He doesn't look 42.

[B]

42 to 60.

[A]

I mean, once you get there, I mean, you're all on borrowed time.

[B]

No, 42 is good. No, no, no.

[A]

If you don't think Tom Holland is the best Spider man ever, you don't know. You don't know. Movies or. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

[B]

You're terrible. Yeah, but do you agree or not? Toby Maguire is the worst. You just said. You basically said it. You're allowing nostalgia to not allow you to go full.

[A]

Now, now, now, now, listen to me, listen to me. If you would have just said nostalgia is a hell of a drug and it clouds people's judgment, I would have been like, yes, but you.

[B]

Then you use judgment right now.

[A]

But then you use the specific example of. Of use the. You use the. You use these. No, no, no, no. We're not gonna do it. Hey, this one.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. That's. There's. There's too many wires, bro. Too many wires. You hit that, the whole spaceship goes, pierce.

[A]

It's you.

[B]

Next he goes, pierce me.

[A]

You used the specific example of Spider Man. And that's just hard to do because Toby was great. Whenever he became like. He had the venom on him and he became evil and he had Malachi's hair.

[B]

He looks like a little emo.

[A]

And he started walking like pinta down the streets of New York. I mean, no one's touched that scene yet. No one's touched that. His little. His dance. No one's touched that. No one's touched it.

[B]

Oh, bro, it doesn't matter. He has iconic moments. Andrew Garfield is better at acting. He had terrible scripts and just weird movies.

[A]

Yeah, I need the escape pod. When we eventually collab with the escape pod, hopefully they didn't follow me back on Instagram. I'm. Dude, no, no. What the going on? No, first, first James from gigs didn't follow me back. That's fine. Cool. Whatever. We patched it up. We follow each other. We take next. He gives me voice notes. I mean, the guy's hot.

[B]

No, that probably voice that probably moved

[A]

me a little too. No, I do. You guys are jokes. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

We are pissing day for a point, isn't it? I'd be like, oh, I need a drink right now. Now. It's noon. Yeah, like, oh.

[A]

And then so I followed the escape pod guys on. On Instagram, like their individual personal Instagrams.

[B]

They didn't follow me back.

[A]

And I, you know, hurtful because. Because not only did I follow them and I think it pops up in the priority like, whatever, I follow you. You know what? But then. Well, no, I'm just saying. But then I went, you know, like I used to do when I was single. I like three pictures.

[B]

Oh yeah. So you made it known. You said follow. You said,

[A]

yeah. And then I threw some diamonds under a post. I mean, I was treating him like an Instagram baddie.

[B]

You. You treated hat guy like he was a thick Latina.

[A]

I treated that guy like a thick Latina. Yeah, I did. And he doesn't follow me back.

[B]

Oh my God. That's.

[A]

To the escape pod. Follow me back, man.

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[A]

There's two more. I watch them all the time.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

I. I love.

[B]

I love those. They're great.

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[B]

Yeah, Maturing is realizing expensive dates don't equal effort.

[A]

Who gives a. Whoa, whoa. Who cares about effort if you're spending $10,000? That's effort.

[B]

Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.

[A]

It's not effort.

[B]

That's not effort. No, it's not. That's not effort. That's simply money.

[A]

Well, let me tell you, okay.

[B]

God.

[A]

How do you get the money? Huh? How did you get the money? Effort, right? It takes hard work to get money in most scenarios.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's my effort, and I'm choosing to use my effort that I get.

[B]

No, you shut up when I'm talking. You're taking a loophole.

[A]

No, it's not a loophole. I'm telling you where my mind is. If you're spending a lot of money on a date, that's effort. Because it takes a lot of effort to get that money in most scenarios. So if I took me a lot of effort to get this money and I'm spending it on a date and experience for us, too. That's the effort. No, I just cook.

[B]

That's a loophole. You think you cook? The statement is simply, expensive dates doesn't equal effort.

[A]

Yes, it does. Effort.

[B]

No, I think you're wrong, Bob. Effort is. What's my girl's. What's my girl's exact lipstick? Butter Pecan, praline, something 16. Let's see. I have it in my notes. What's her exact lipstick from this place? I'm gonna get that and her favorite flower, and I'll put it in her favorite bag and we'll make sure I beat her home by 20 minutes. So I can have the. Whatever cold on the counter. But it's not. It's not melted.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That's like effort and intentional behind it, as opposed. I'm not saying an expensive date's not nice and it's appreciated, but anybody would take.

[A]

Not anybody. No.

[B]

Don't you.

[A]

No. And I think that's the Internet. I think that's the Internet.

[B]

There's some people that will do. Oh, I'm gonna go get some $5,000 trip.

[A]

Name one person in here that would like your favorite shoe or that your favorite. Name one person in this room that would prefer your girl get you your favorite bag of chips that you mentioned two years ago or a full inclusive trip to Las Vegas.

[B]

Vegas.

[A]

Thank you. Every time.

[B]

But that's not the statement.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

I'm not saying it's not. That's obviously better. Yeah, but people think the world's becoming a little stronger. Some people think they can just throw money at everything, right?

[A]

Yeah, you can.

[B]

But they're saying, oh, I don't know what to do. It's Valentine's Day. I waited till the last second. I'm just buy her back.

[A]

That's what I did.

[B]

You go, and she loved it.

[A]

Didn't know the difference. Now if I'd have spent three weeks on, on a little present yet, she wouldn't have known. And honestly, that's more hurtful.

[B]

That's more hurtful, you know, because I did do that. I didn't do that.

[A]

I, I, I bought my girl for Valentine's Day. That Museum of Us thing that you see all over Tik Tok, I didn't know you had to put that together.

[B]

Oh, yeah. As long as you don't have good dexterity.

[A]

You got crooked fingies and they hand you like Lego pieces all in this bag. And I was like, no way. I was like, what did I pay for?

[B]

And he goes, cj, come here. He goes.

[A]

And then they don't even give you like. I was like, how do you stick these people in the museum? Cuz it's like two levels. And I was looking around and they gave me a glue stick. Just one long like, you know, that goes in a hot glue gun. They give you? Gave me one stick of it. I didn't have a hot glue gun like a gun.

[B]

They didn't give me the pot glue, Blicky.

[A]

So I had to go get a match. I was matching this hot glue gun and then sticking it under the feet. It took me like an hour and a half. How many times she looked at that once. She wears that bag every day.

[B]

You go poof. Yes, bro. Turned into Nicholas Cage.

[A]

I thought you called me the N word for a second. Did you see my face?

[B]

You did get serious. You said, okay, last one, last one. Maturing is realizing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Closure is a luxury, not a requirement.

[A]

Wait, hold on. Are we talking about relationships? Relationships?

[B]

Closure is a luxury, not a requirement. That might be hard and sharp to hear.

[A]

I agree. Can I say this?

[B]

You Break up with me. If I break up with you, I don't owe you. I can be a good person and tell you why I'm doing it, but at the end of the day, life is going to keep life. And.

[A]

No, I'm gonna say this. If you get in a relationship, whether you plan on it to go the full distance or, you know, this is probably gonna end, you owe that person closure. No, you do not. That's the. That's the.

[B]

That's the right thing to do.

[A]

That's the societal contract you sign whenever you get in a relationship. It's like, you have to. Because. Because there's no point to get a relationship if your whole thing is to just one day hurt this person. You know what I mean? Even if you. Even if you decide this isn't for me and it's amicable, you have to, like, it's law. You have to talk to this person.

[B]

No, sir.

[A]

So you're saying you're.

[B]

I would 10 out of 10. But the statement is it's a luxury. No, but you gotta argue requirement.

[A]

So argue that point. You can't say, but I understand you. No, you gotta stick on that point.

[B]

Then. I. I think it is simple as you are your own person just as much as I'm my own person now, again, this isn't how I live and would do it. But in this scenario, bro, if it's not hitting the fan or if it's get. It's slowly getting, like a little eggshelly. How we treat each other. He threw up.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

I saw it in your throat.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

But I'm saying the right thing to do. The nice thing to do. The polite thing to do is to give closure. Same with pissing in public. Yeah, nice thing to do. Polite thing to do. Right thing to do. Lift the seat. There's any piss left, you close it, you clean it.

[A]

I'm saying, okay, have to. Yes, you do. I think, okay, physically, no, you don't have to. But we're not doing, like, the physically, actually. We're doing societal.

[B]

I would say when. When you have to. There's got to be a parameter. Like if you've been dating. I think there's. It's a duration.

[A]

No, I don't care if you.

[B]

Me been going out for three months. We hit. We had a cocktail bar, went to

[A]

a Mavs game, and I have to tell you, we're no longer doing this.

[B]

No, see, you can't go.

[A]

No go. No, I definitely believe in cj. You'd be in prison for Life. It should be. It should be illegal to go somebody like. Like that is the most evil thing you can do to somebody.

[B]

Okay, whoa, whoa. Let me clear the air.

[A]

No, no. Let me clear the air. No, because you can't.

[B]

I'm not saying ghost. I'm not saying ghost. That's what.

[A]

Closure.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

What's the difference?

[B]

Layer. Second layer. I will very much tell you. Hey, this isn't working for me. We're breaking up. I'll give you. I. I'll give you. I'm not just leaving on the Harley.

[A]

You're saying you don't have to give them the why?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No, that's evil. No, it's wrong. No, it's. You have to get the person the why.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

Yes, it is. Cuz that messes up somebody psychologically, bro.

[B]

But that, but, but what if. What if me saying the why is going to mess up me psychologically? We're all.

[A]

It's your choice to leave. How is that gonna mess you up psychologically?

[B]

It's not my choice. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

How is it not your choice to leave? Who is going to force you to leave a relationship other than you?

[B]

I mean, that's true, but I'm saying what if. It's a fit? Okay, weird example. What if it goes super south of my family back home? Yeah, I don't want to spread that. I don't want to say it, but I. I know I have to go back home. I have to take the family business under and start grinding work, all that. I don't want to say that my. Someone's sick. Whatever. I. I gotta go.

[A]

I gotta go be.

[B]

This was. This was great. This is great times. Honestly, you're a great girl. I can't do. I gotta go. See ya.

[A]

Why though?

[B]

It's way too much to explain. Honestly, I'm not comfortable getting into it. And that's it. I'm getting my bag and I'm leaving.

[A]

I'm sorry, can you give me a vague thing though? Why are you leaving?

[B]

I go. Vague thing. I go. Your is great, but I'm out of here. I go see you now.

[A]

You're an evil person that's gonna come back to retribute you.

[B]

Retribute me? I have a beautiful bride and I love her. Not. Whatever.

[A]

But I'm not saying but that's. I mean that's.

[B]

I, I think those things, hence the maturity.

[A]

I think ghosting somebody is just as bad as cheating on them.

[B]

Nobody said ghosting.

[A]

You're talking about a new thing, though. Oh, I think go. I think ghosting somebody is just as bad as cheating on them.

[B]

Now. Ghosting's pretty evil. Ghosting's pretty.

[A]

It's evil. It's just as evil as cheating. No, sir. Yes, it is.

[B]

No, sir. Cheating's. Cheating's a step higher.

[A]

So cheating basically is stepping outside of your relationship and putting it in somebody else, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the difference from just up and leaving somebody and you're gonna go put it in somebody else? It's the same thing.

[B]

Because I think. I think the up. Okay, now you might be cooking with a little bit of that peanut oil.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Because the way I initially viewed it was up and leaving is going to hurt. It's definitely gonna sting. But it's so weird. It's so out of the blue. I don't think it'll sting as bad if someone openly goes opposite of what they said they've wanted. I want you. We're together, and they literally go and sleep someone else. That's gonna sting more. And you might start to question yourself.

[A]

The only thing I do to deserve

[B]

to be cheated on. What is. What is he had that I does, and what does she have that I don't? They just ghost. You're like, what the. Yeah, but, you know, but you actual ghosting, you're like. You're sad for a couple days. You might ask the same questions, but it hurts less.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Ghosting hurts more. No, I would rather. You know, I would actually rather you cheat on me than ghost me. I would rather you go cheat on. I would rather you go cheat on me and then come back to me. At least you wanted to come back, right? You went and got that. I know I'm not good, so you wouldn't got better. I get it. And then you come back to me. At least I know you wanted to come back home. If you ghost me, that means you wanted nothing to do with me. You didn't even have the thought.

[B]

That's not true. That's not true.

[A]

No, no. You didn't even have the thought to tell me I'm leaving or I'm gonna go come back to you. Like, you know what I mean?

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

I'd much rather get cheated on.

[B]

You can ghost. Someone can ghost, but their ghost. And this sounds. This sounds crazy. And also, this is not majority. This is definitely not majority. But sometimes someone can ghost. It's going to sound wicked hot. Take out of love. Now hear me. Out.

[A]

Oh, you're toxic. Oh, no. Thank God you're married because you're toxic. Listen. Yeah, Very.

[B]

Not. Not majority, majority. It's heads. They're going to ghost because they just. Whatever. Yeah, but I'm saying they might know that it's going to be this battle of this closure. You need this, you need that. It is constant talking. They can't get out of it. And in reality, that might hurt the person, that might hurt themselves more. And it's a selfish thing. But to heal themselves, which is very natural, people are gonna always take care of themselves first. They might just step away with no. No conflict in clothes, like very passive people.

[A]

In closing, I would. I would much rather you come home and I can smell him on you than you just leave me.

[B]

Oh, no shot. If you got a baccarat. No. If you come back smelling like baccarat and you go, yeah, it just went for better. I'd be like, okay, well, you can just get this. Like, you're not.

[A]

It's not.

[B]

You're not doing that. No, sir.

[A]

No, no, no. I'd be like, no, I would still leave. But at least you have the respect to come back home to me.

[B]

The. My mind sound crazy saying some people ghost out of love. You're literally telling your partner that cheated on you. At least you had enough respect to come back.

[A]

Yes, at least. I respect it. Respectful.

[B]

It was all deceitful lies. They did not.

[A]

No, it is.

[B]

No, respect would be. Hey, Imma go sleep with him. Be back at nine.

[A]

That's respect.

[B]

Yeah, they're. They didn't. She did not think she was gonna get caught. She came back. You smelt the baccarat. Rogue 540. You smelt that. 400 at Neiman. You smelt it.

[A]

Why are you walking like that, Babe?

[B]

Yeah, a lot. A lot of pickleball. A lot of pick. They open. They opened. Pickle kingdom.

[A]

Why are you limping?

[B]

I go, oh, my God. Oh, babe. Did you have an accident in your pants?

[A]

Let me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[B]

Was it a long car ride home?

[A]

Oh, my God, No. Why?

[B]

It's like. Did you pee? You couldn't get. You came from the gas station.

[A]

Oh, my God. This is wild. We got to get to the next topic.

[B]

Okay, well.

[A]

Well, that was pop culture.

[B]

No, that was maturing is realized. That was a good game.

[A]

That was a good game.

[B]

I go, you got a lot of growing up to do.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, my God. I know what you're about to say.

[A]

So I brought up how I got ghosted by Joe. All right.

[B]

And it's.

[A]

All right. Let me ask you a question before I even get into it. How do you ask a man on a date? How do you ask another man on a date?

[B]

Something I just can't help you with. I mean, I have zero life experience in that category. I don't know how to help you.

[A]

Okay. No, I'm just saying, like, who said Is that as like a boy date? Like a friend boy date? Like your boyfriend? I thought me and Joe Santigano were boyfriends. I don't know.

[B]

You go, you know, it's like a friend date. Like two boys. Like, like boy and a friend. Like a boyfriend boy. He's my boyfriend. No, no.

[A]

Okay, let me tell you what happened. Okay? Basically. Basically I was texting Joe from the basement yard and he said, next time you're in New York, hit me up. We'll chill. And I said, bet. So basically, he threw it out there that we can go on a date.

[B]

Yeah. And you said, bet. Babe heard.

[A]

And so I bought a flight to New York immediately. I flew to New York. So I was like, okay, cool. No, but we were in New York for wwe, right? So we flew to New York and I was like, oh, I remember Joey Jojo.

[B]

Yeah, Joe. He said, what are we doing, Pook?

[A]

I texted him and I said, yo, I'm in New York. He goes, nice. Oh, dude, I didn't know he said that. No, no, no, no, it was. No, he was nicer than that. But essentially that's what he said.

[B]

It's like, okay, cool.

[A]

And then, like, I didn't know how to say, remember you said we.

[B]

He's like, do you remember how you, like, asked me on a date, right? You're like, it's crazy. It's 2 o'. Clock. I got nothing else the whole day. What are you doing, Joe? What do you got planned, Joseph?

[A]

So I was awkward about it. I didn't know. I never hang out with another man except for you, right? Like, you're my boyfriend and now I thought I had an east coast boyfriend.

[B]

Yeah. And you know, we can still develop it.

[A]

I was thinking of a way to bring up, remember you asked me on a date. And so I asked him, I said, hey, what part of New York do you live in?

[B]

Smooth, first off, decent.

[A]

And I don't want to dox him, but he told me, okay. And I said, oh, okay, well, I'm in this part of New York. He goes, oh, that's not far at all. Right up the road.

[B]

Vibes are vibing right now.

[A]

And I said, oh, we're going on a date. That's what I text him about.

[B]

I was like, holy, you talk about blunt. You go, oh, we're on a date. You go, let's meet right in the middle, make out.

[A]

And then, and then. So I go, oh, dude, that's perfect. What are you on tonight? He go. He ignored that. He said, what are you in New York for? And I told him. And he goes, oh, I thought that was in Connecticut. And I go, it is. And he goes, then why are you in New York? And I go, don't know, but I'm here, Joe.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Yeah, then we. I can tell he keeps trying to move the conversation off of us being together.

[B]

Oh, my God, you look better on the gram. That's what it was. You looked better on the gram, dog. Oh, no, he saw you in the flesh.

[A]

No, he never saw me.

[B]

Oh, that lut's hitting crazy. Oh, my God.

[A]

And so we, I, I, I manipulated the conversation to get back to, hey, I'm free and I want to do something, Joe.

[B]

I'M here, Joe. Joe.

[A]

I'm here.

[B]

Joe.

[A]

And so I told. I just went for it. I said, perfect. You want to grab a beer?

[B]

It's all right.

[A]

He hasn't texted me back in two weeks. I'm back in Texas.

[B]

You go. You go. I'm not in New York. I said, did it send? You started lying to yourself. You're like, you know, there was some patchy service that night.

[A]

And so I was like. I was like, maybe I was in the subway. And whenever I texted him, oh, God. So I bought another flight to New York, and I'm gonna try it again.

[B]

Peyton. No.

[A]

You. Maybe he doesn't like beer.

[B]

No, no, it's not the. Dude, it's not the beer. It's not the beer. I can tell you that. It's not the beer. You did not buy a ticket. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I need you to.

[A]

No, I didn't buy a ticket. No, I did not. I checked.

[B]

Okay, let's break this down. Let's workshop it. I'm gonna help you try to figure out the way to ask out a guy on a date.

[A]

Yeah, tell me.

[B]

Okay, so we're not going. Beer out. You know, man, not a big drinker. I go, he seems like a drinker.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding.

[B]

We all seem like we have a good drink. Maybe it's not his thing. I say you ask him. I say, you started with this. Hello, Joey.

[A]

Hello, Mr. Joe.

[B]

You go, greetings, Mr. Santa. Gago. Whatever. What is it? Santa. Something like that.

[A]

No disrespect. We don't know.

[B]

Yeah, it's Santa gag.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Because there's not an. I don't know.

[A]

I've never met him.

[B]

I tried. That's true. Yeah, he tried. You said, no. Hard.

[A]

No. He said. Well, he just didn't answer. Okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Salutations, Pierce.

[A]

I will punch you in the.

[B]

Salutations. Salutations, Santa Gado. That's what it is. Okay, here we go.

[A]

Yes, let's do that.

[B]

You got to go stalk his Insta.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Hear me out. You stalk it real quick. What? Already done. I go, you already done it. I go. Tell. Tell me his hobbies.

[A]

Obviously. Obviously. See, I'm like 0 for 3 on Instagram. I mean, fuha, the Escape podcast. They're all. They're all not following me back.

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I mean, okay, you got to find a hobby. You ask a question about the hobby, right? Dude, let's. Let's say he likes Nicks. Okay?

[A]

Careful. Yeah.

[B]

God, that sounded. I mean, that sounded harsh, too. I said, it say likes the Knicks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I go, oh, my God, the Nooks are going to the Eastern Conference finals. The Knicks.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Saison. I mean, I, I, no, I literally spelled like, I smell like telling the world.

[A]

I'm sorry. Listen, can we have a dance break?

[B]

No way. Oh, my God, it's so hot in here. No, no, no,

[A]

No.

[B]

How can your knees clap? I. What? Uhoh.

[A]

Turn around.

[B]

No, no, no, Turn around. You just hit. He did that. Two things came toward me with a speed and a force I've never felt. It was, it was.

[A]

Oh, good.

[B]

Get on your mic. Get on your mic. You were doing all this jazz.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Slapping them knees and two things write to me. A smell. A smell. Peyton. Stephen Harden that I. I almost can't articulate. It was, it was giving, like, it was giving like dinner kind of. It was giving food. And that's why I. Yeah, like, I don't like saying that. Like, it doesn't make me feel good, I'm saying. But that's genuinely. My nostrils picked up on.

[A]

It's like food.

[B]

But then the second thing that was on, it literally, it looked like I caught the holy ghost. A heat, A heat of a wave of heat came off of your body. You literally went, you went, you said. And that went.

[A]

I got Sonic.

[B]

Oh, like I got hot sonic. Oh, my God. Son, you have sun. You have a hell. You have hell. You literally went like this.

[A]

You said

[B]

it went. That was hot, bro. Like uncomfortable. Like, like hot yoga. That's what that was. It was nasty.

[A]

Y' all gotta get that. Y' all gotta be on Pedro to watch this episode.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So it's muted on YouTube.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's great though.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Dude, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, but what was I say? Oh, you find a hobby so you find one of the guys hobbies. Just say go to his house. Just say he likes the Knicks.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, let's get, let's give Pierce on.

[B]

Mike.

[A]

Oh, Mike. I gotta ask him something.

[C]

What?

[A]

I gotta ask you something. I gotta ask him something. Oh, I gotta ask him something.

[B]

Is he good? He said that. I'm just going to his house.

[A]

Yeah. Test, one, two, test.

[B]

All right.

[A]

All right, guys, thank you for coming back to another episode of the you should know podcast.

[B]

Cam, get us out of here. There's no way. Oh, my God. That's the stupidest thing ever. It's the worst joke of all. But it was so funny.

[A]

Oh, Robbie, come here, man.

[B]

Robbie, come here. No. Okay, dude, you. You're playing the boy cried wolf right in front of him.

[A]

No, I just want to hang out with everybody. Can everybody come sit on these couches?

[B]

I think he's dying. I think he's dying.

[A]

Come up, Pierce. Come on. Let's ever sit down. So sit down, man.

[B]

Come sit next to me. Pierce. I think. I think Peyton's dying.

[A]

Come on, man.

[B]

I think he's dying.

[A]

Oh, my God. How are we all doing?

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

How was everybody's day?

[B]

Oh, dude, it was good. I mean, are we not hot? Are we not.

[A]

It was the car. It was the espresso shots.

[B]

It's.

[A]

I think. I think I'm there. I think I'm hot.

[B]

I think.

[A]

You gotta sit on his lap. I told you. So hot.

[B]

Yeah, you're not in it, Pierce. You gotta sit on his lap. You gotta sit on his lap. Just.

[A]

Pierce, you so.

[B]

Or you sit on his lap. He sits on both of our laps. You sit on both.

[A]

Come on, Pierce.

[B]

Give me some of that honky tonk.

[A]

Oh, God. We gotta drink down. Oh, man.

[B]

I guarantee it. Pierce, wasn't it. Okay, get off the mic.

[A]

I mean, Pierce, you look a little strong. Pierce. How's that? You getting some math? Not some. Some mass.

[B]

I'm about to say, like I'm right on the tailbone. There's not. Not much cushion slapping the other night. And he had his phone in the back. Oh, my phone's bigger than your dude. Oh, 100. Oh, my God.

[A]

I had no plan after this.

[B]

Well, I think let's just sit here

[A]

and see how long we can keep this episode.

[B]

Those are new.

[A]

So.

[B]

Guys, guys, guys. Question. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do lawyers practice.

[A]

Oh, dude, I. Dude cam, do the answer. Give us a code.

[B]

Honestly, what really is a swimming pool? Dude, no. This place is awesome.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back to episode two. Oh, seven.

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Wait. Yeah, that's right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, everybody.

[B]

Appreciate you coming back. Episode 207. We are. I mean, this. This was a. A hilarious episode. Thank you all for coming back. As you know, per usual, every single episode, that top link in the description is the Koala Club. It's the Patreon. All of the exclusive, all of the extra. All of the bonus lives on our Patreon. Go check it out. The link below it is our new channel, YSK Unplugged. You can simply search it in YouTube right now after you finish this. Or you can just click the link. But don't forget, Confuse the Casuals. Get yout Good Karma this Week. Week's Secret Code T S E tsc. What's tse? Tse.

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The most flaccid back of the hat I've ever seen. I mean, that is.

[B]

That is. That is absolutely a flaccid hat.

[A]

This has literally no life in it.

[B]

Gummy bears. No rags.

[A]

I'll give you $10 to smell that.

[B]

Well, that's easy. I like smelling. I'm going. Say carab will eat the hat for a thousand. Oh, oh. Little load or two.

[A]

Little.

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That's in it. Turning into a Patreon exclusive, guys, if you're new here or.

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Oh, no.

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Hey, you guys are coming back to another you should know podcast. Remember? Yeah, just. Yeah. One out of ten Cl only going to Christmas and we'll see you. Y' all got to do it for me next time. No, Robbie, leave yours on. Leave yours.

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No, no, Robbie, leave yours on.

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Robbie, leave it on. Black socks. Crazy.

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It is crazy. Yeah.

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