Wed Mar 12 2025

YFTers, it’s March but Wells can’t stop thinking about summer. Can you blame him? WE WANT THE HEAT. The butts sticking to car seats, steering wheels hotter than Mercury, sweaty sweat kinda heat. But alas, it’s March. Anyway, this week Wells takes issue with some seriously wild things flooding his social media - sassafras for eternal youth anyone? (no thanks), a South Carolina inmate chooses a literal firing squad as his final way to depart (WTF?), and TikTok tells us that a mother and daughter claim to have the same baby daddy (and are ok with that??)