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SPONSORS: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 20% Off Sitewide For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com. Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time. Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church. Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 872 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun. Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works. They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb. Your Mom’s House Ep. 871 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Emotional Intro00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors01:39:06 - Christina's Curations02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding02:33:51 - Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Visit https://www.sleep.ME/ymh and never fight with your partner at bedtime again. Text YMH to 64000 for your 2 free gifts with the purchase of any Pocket Hose Ballistic hose. By Texting 64000, you agree to receive recurring automated marketing messages from Pocket Hose. Message frequency varies and data rates may apply. Text STOP at any time to opt out. Text HELP for additional Information. No purchase required. Terms apply, available at https://PocketHose.com/terms. Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome. Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome." Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 870 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed 00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens 00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD 00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People 00:18:27 - Taser Clips 00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers 00:30:51 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner 00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests 00:47:11 - Animal Violence 00:51:54 - Welcome To USA 00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:05:26 - World Cup 01:12:21 - Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH That's https://hims.com/YMH for your free online visit. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship. They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 869 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses 00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam 00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney 00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night 00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes 00:32:14 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories 00:45:58 - Kinky Unc 00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth 00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank 00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth 01:00:49 - Public Pranks 01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom’s House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: -Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to https://www.wayfair.com right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less. -Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH at https://BlueChew.com -Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 27% Off Sitewide — Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House. -Start your free trial at https://SHOPIFY.COM/ymh On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams. Your Mom’s House Ep. 868 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Short Shorts 00:09:48 - Opening Clip 00:15:42 - Trippy Dave 00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed 00:34:51 - CPAP 00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects 00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs 00:55:31 - Christina's Curations 01:06:09 - Worst Cigs 01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams 01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: Visit https://www.sleep.ME/YMH and never fight with your partner at bedtime again. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/mom Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo. Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody. From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language. Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused. Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 867 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin 00:14:53 - OnlyFans Sketch 00:17:36 - Canadian White Trash 00:28:57 - Lets Help Jenny 00:39:31 - Love for Hire 00:44:21 - Swingers Resorts 00:54:30 - Hairy Canadian Woman 00:59:32 - Christina's Curations 01:11:53 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com. Go to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping and 365-day returns Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit. The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences. They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 866 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt 00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch 00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard 00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops 00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions 00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories 00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy 00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches 00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying 00:56:26 - Clip: Leaky Rump 00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor 00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls 01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions 01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate 01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 865 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan 00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady 00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics 00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession 00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool 00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms 00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body 00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD 00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases 01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations 01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy 01:20:47 - More TikToks 01:30:56 - Poser Gimps 01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 20% off Sitewide | 25% off Luxe Mattresses | 30% off Elite Mattresses. This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun! Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy. Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut. Your Mom’s House Ep. 864 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Where's Tim? 00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar 00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update 00:21:18 - Truck Driving School 00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy 00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files 00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor 00:44:14 - Fun Day 00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy 00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer 00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan 00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie 00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back 00:57:46 - Budapest Food 01:00:19 - Ian McKellen 01:02:28 - Secret Cave 01:04:07 - Yummy Soda 01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut 01:10:11 - Wrap Up 01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch "The Adam Ray Show" premiering June 19th on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live". Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 863 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door 00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions 00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You? 00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star 00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot 00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda 00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments 00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:52:01 - Mr. Hands 00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face 00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date 01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser 01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work 01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices