Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778

Summary

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura – Episode 778: "Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama"

Released: September 25, 2024

In this heartfelt and hilariously candid episode, hosts Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura welcome Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor back to the studio. The trio delves deep into personal struggles, the intricacies of the music industry, and current pop culture phenomena, all while maintaining the signature humor that fans love.

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1. Corey Taylor’s Emotional Return [01:43]

Corey Taylor makes a poignant comeback to the studio after his hiatus, expressing his vulnerability and the emotional toll of his recent experiences.

• Corey Taylor: "I'm so embarrassed that I'm crying. I did this after the pandemic too. When I returned to stand up. Sorry." [01:56]

The conversation quickly becomes intimate as Corey shares his battle with cancer, detailing the traumatic journey of his diagnosis and treatment.

• Corey Taylor: "I have a lump in my breast... they found a sheet of cancer... it's a six and a half inch..." [06:04]

2. Tom Segura’s Invisalign Saga [03:05]

Tom reflects on his own less severe but equally frustrating ordeal with Invisalign braces, highlighting the stark contrast between his experience and Corey’s battle with cancer.

• Tom Segura: "They glue those things onto your teeth. The pain... it's worse than what you went through." [04:24]

Tom humorously exaggerates the discomfort, providing a comedic relief to the serious topics discussed.

3. Comparing Struggles: Invisalign vs. Cancer [10:06]

The hosts engage in a deep discussion comparing their respective hardships, emphasizing the unpredictability of life and the importance of perspective.

• Corey Taylor: "Which would you rather have, cancer or Invisalign? Hands down, cancer." [10:21]

This segment underscores the resilience both men have shown in facing their personal challenges.

4. Introducing Fancy Chef: A Culinary Adventure [28:50]

The episode takes a flavorful turn as Tom and Corey introduce Fancy Chef, an award-winning chef set to make a guest appearance. They discuss plans for live cooking segments, highlighting the blend of comedy and culinary arts that the show is known for.

• Tom Segura: "Fancy Chef is just amazing... We're really excited to eat your food, man." [29:05]

5. Music Industry Insights: Slipknot and Band Dynamics [62:19]

Christina joins the conversation to provide insights into the music industry, discussing Slipknot's longevity, band relationships, and the recent reunion of Oasis.

• Corey Taylor: "I've been waiting to see the original four for me and Clown. Actually, Clown's a massive Jane's Addiction fan." [45:22]

Christina shares personal anecdotes about managing band dynamics and the challenges of maintaining relationships within the tumultuous music scene.

• Christina Pazsitzky: "We've always had our share of weirdness... but we banded together and decided to go our own way." [72:09]

6. Pop Culture and Current Events: British Shows and Documentaries [18:33]

The trio critiques contemporary British television, particularly the show "Bridgerton," discussing forced inclusivity and historical accuracy.

• Corey Taylor: "It's super gay... Forced inclusivity makes it historically inaccurate." [19:23]

They also explore the nature of modern documentaries, voicing a preference for investigative content over humanizing victim stories.

• Corey Taylor: "Mammograms only pick up 85% of breast cancers... get a breast MRI." [07:10]

7. Interactive Comedy Bits: TikTok and Viral Clips [85:41]

The hosts shift gears to engage in their trademark comedic commentary on various TikTok videos, blending humor with sharp social observations.

• Tom Segura: "Vampires and werewolves... emotional hijacking... it's all attention getting." [127:10]

8. Conclusion: Welcoming Back Christina and Future Plans [130:20]

As the episode winds down, Christina returns to the studio, celebrating their 25-year milestone and discussing upcoming tours and projects. Corey shares his excitement about orchestrating the Oasis reunion in America, blending personal ambition with professional endeavors.

• Corey Taylor: "We manifested it. It fucking happened." [45:22]

• Christina Pazsitzky: "It's bigger than it's ever been, which is insane." [64:30]

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Corey Taylor: "I hate taking your thunder." [04:10]

• Tom Segura: "Having them scraped off... it's the worst thing that a human being has ever suffered through." [04:32]

• Christina Pazsitzky: "People have assumed we're never going to make it... we're proud of where we are." [68:27]

• Corey Taylor: "Oasis is back together." [45:45]

• Tom Segura: "Switch this up real quick. Something a little more fun." [105:12]

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Key Takeaways

• Resilience and Vulnerability: Corey and Tom open up about their personal health struggles, highlighting the importance of resilience and the human aspect behind public personas.

• Blend of Humor and Depth: The episode masterfully balances serious discussions with humor, maintaining an engaging and relatable atmosphere for listeners.

• Insights into the Music Industry: Guests provide behind-the-scenes perspectives on band dynamics, industry challenges, and the complexities of maintaining success over decades.

• Current Pop Culture Critique: A critical look at modern media trends showcases the hosts' ability to analyze and comment on societal issues with wit and intelligence.

• Future Endeavors: Plans for future collaborations, including the anticipated appearance of Fancy Chef and the orchestrated reunion of Oasis, promise exciting developments for fans.

This episode serves as a compelling mix of personal storytelling, industry insight, and comedic genius, embodying the essence of "Your Mom's House." Whether you're a long-time listener or a newcomer, Episode 778 offers a rich and engaging experience that resonates on multiple levels.

Transcript

[Tom Segura]

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[Christina P.]

Welcome to your mom's house.

[Corey Taylor]

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[Tom Segura]

Welcome back. And we are very excited to welcome back into, oh, my God. The studio. Very emotional. Christina P. Everybody. She's back.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm alive. Thanks, guys. I'm so embarrassed that I'm crying. I did this after the pandemic too. When I returned to stand up. Sorry.

[Tom Segura]

It's okay.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm so embarrassed. I hate having feelings publicly.

[Tom Segura]

We should have feelings.

[Corey Taylor]

I know it's been a traumatic time, but I'm back. Yeah, I'm just happy to be alive. Yeah, it's pretty good. And I mean, I don't want to take your thunder.

[Tom Segura]

Well, we both went through. First of all, I thought you'd be excited.

[Corey Taylor]

You have to open your mouth wide to put chapstick on. We learned that like one day in the car, I was watching him put chapstick on. I'm like, you can close your mouth when you do that too.

[Tom Segura]

No, like that. It's perfect. Now I understand the two of us have been through a lot in the last couple months.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And I think the big news, if we were to tell everybody, of course.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. It's emotional. God damn it. I Can fix my makeup.

[Tom Segura]

You look great. The big news.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Is that in the last couple months, you saw me get my Invisalign removed. Yes. And it was so traumatic and painful. You don't realize that.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Like, they glue those things onto your teeth. The pain like you're going through your. Or whatever. But, like, so they. I had them on both upper and lower teeth. And I'm wearing these things. And you got to put the bands on and it's every goddamn day. And then you're going in there and you're like. You're like, this sucks. So I'm getting ready to shoot my series.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And I tell them I can't have these fucking things on my teeth. Like, take them off. I didn't realize how painful it is to have. They're glued onto your teeth. So they're in there.

[Corey Taylor]

They're braces, babe.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. They're scraping them off and I'm having like. And there's suction and there's nerve pain.

[Corey Taylor]

I gotta go.

[Tom Segura]

I'm like, okay, watch you. This is the worst thing that a human being has ever suffered through. You know what I mean?

[Corey Taylor]

I do. I can't even imagine your drama.

[Tom Segura]

That was horrible.

[Corey Taylor]

It was horrible, babe.

[Tom Segura]

It was horrible.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. And it's. It's going to be an end to, like, your progress aesthetically.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. There's no more progress.

[Corey Taylor]

You're just stuck like this.

[Tom Segura]

No, because we. Oh, my God. It is amazing how this shit works. They showed me the photos of day one.

[Corey Taylor]

You look like a bulldog.

[Tom Segura]

The day one, I was like, yeah. And then you see it and then. And it does it in real time. It goes. There's like this. And you see all my teeth move like that. My teeth moved.

[Corey Taylor]

Thank God.

[Tom Segura]

He's like, it would have been better if you had committed to this more.

[Corey Taylor]

Stuck to the program.

[Tom Segura]

And I was just like, you get this off my teeth. Finally.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm so happy for you.

[Tom Segura]

How did you.

[Corey Taylor]

How did you. What'd you have, your struggle? Well. Are you gonna do a one man show on this?

[Tom Segura]

I might.

[Corey Taylor]

I might write a book or something.

[Tom Segura]

I might have written a book. I might write another book about it.

[Corey Taylor]

But you're invisalign saga.

[Tom Segura]

It was horrible.

[Corey Taylor]

I can't believe.

[Tom Segura]

What about you? What'd you have?

[Corey Taylor]

Nothing. Nothing compared to that. I know that sounds terrible. Yeah. It's been. Look, look, I'm. I gotta be. Honestly, I'm pretty traumatized. Like, I don't. I mean, it's. I'm finally reentering the world and it feels weird and I think. I know I joked about writing a show about it, but I think I might have to because so many women go through this.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And it's very life changing for people.

[Tom Segura]

That don't know it's tit issues.

[Corey Taylor]

Right, Titan?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

So last time you guys saw me, I had a lump back to me, and then they gave me breast reduction and they took a pound of tip meat out of my left boob and I still had a decal, which is wild.

[Tom Segura]

It's pretty wild. Sneaky big tits. But then.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And we thought, as many people did, that that would be the end of it. And then you're good. You're done.

[Corey Taylor]

And you're done. Your little lumpectomy and your little. Just a tiny bit of cancer. And it turns out it was. There's a lot. There's a lot more. There was. I mean, I'll just. I'll tell you guys. Because why not? They found. Was it 17 centimeters?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. It's about 6.6 inches.

[Corey Taylor]

Which.

[Tom Segura]

And it's not. The unique thing, if I may say, is that it wasn't a ball.

[Corey Taylor]

No.

[Tom Segura]

Like people imagine tumors, as always, like a mass.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And yours was considered a sheet. Like a sheet of cancer.

[Corey Taylor]

It's. It was. So that's six and a half. That's a six and a half inch dick. In my tent.

[Tom Segura]

That's not at all. Nobody said that. Nobody even once.

[Corey Taylor]

But thank God I had such big tits. It was the fact that my tit. No, I'm serious. Because the fact that my tit was so big. It. It. They told me basically, if I had skipped that mammogram, then in a year I would have had invasive cancer because it. But thank God I had enough room for a dick to be in my tit. Otherwise, dude, it would be like in my chest.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, no.

[Corey Taylor]

It was gnarly. So anyway, they found that big ass cock in my.

[Tom Segura]

And then 10 days after your first surgery, which was a. By the way, the lumpectomy was a big surgery. Just so people know, like, terrible. They cut you open. They removed a large amount. A pound of tissue.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. From my left one. And then the righty was a little bit.

[Tom Segura]

And then they're like, it's a. You know, you have drains. It's a whole thing. And then they're like, all right, well now, you know, you're probably gonna be Good. And then 10, 11 days later, you go under the knife again.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, because then we get the phone call from the doc, which is never good when they're like, all right, is everybody there? We gotta get in. You're like, ah. And then. Yeah, she told us that it was way bigger because it doesn't show up on mri. Which, by the way, I want to tell women I'm not going to do a ton of, like, these earnest PSAs, but I will tell you that mammograms only pick up 85% of breast cancers. And I had, like, a sneaky rare kind. And LCIS is sneaky as. Get a breast mri. If you can get an m. A breast mri. Because that can actually pick it up.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And yeah, it was undetected for years. Was growing in me for five years, getting feedback. Oh, sorry. Anyway, so the doc is like, surprised everybody there?

[Tom Segura]

And then I was like, yeah. And they're like, ah, Christine is that bitch.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But no, she's here too. And she was like, oh, oh, oh. All right, good.

[Corey Taylor]

She's like, how's your Invisalign?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And doc was concerned.

[Tom Segura]

She was worried, too. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And so then she says, we're going to have to cut off your left breast. And I go, great, take the right one too, because what's the point? Like, why would I have. You know what I mean? I'm into symmetry.

[Tom Segura]

Like the old cyclops tits.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. So stupid. So they. So then I did an eight hour surgery.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

A double double mastectomy. They took off both of my. My fun bags.

[Tom Segura]

And then they gave. You tempted.

[Corey Taylor]

The temp tracks. Yeah. Which I have now. Which are falsies. They're. They're implants.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And yeah. The funny. The fun part about the second surgery was like eight hours long, and I woke up out of anesthesia. And they're like, you were totally lucid. Like you were having conversations with nurses. I'm like, hey, Elizabeth, how's the baby doing? Like.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Because I think I had slept, like, I had a good rest.

[Tom Segura]

That's so good, man. I'm so jealous.

[Corey Taylor]

You always say that when they take me away.

[Tom Segura]

I know. Like, the anesthesia is like. It's. I. I was actually, I was. I pulled the anesthesiologist aside and I was like, is there anything that we can do? Like, if I give you cash. And she was like, what? But I just. I think it's so cool. But I do think if you were to pose the question to, like, this audience and you go, which would you rather have, Cancer or Invisalign? That people would probably choose cancer. Invisalign sucks. You have no idea. It sucks so bad. Like, it is Effective.

[Corey Taylor]

But it's so traumatic for you to.

[Tom Segura]

Go, dude, having your teeth with, like, embarrassing.

[Corey Taylor]

And you're an adult with braces, which is so shameful. You should be ashamed.

[Tom Segura]

And having them scraped off.

[Corey Taylor]

I know.

[Tom Segura]

It's. Seriously, it was worse than what you went through. Okay, so now that we are.

[Corey Taylor]

Wait, then I had a complication.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

So then my right tick gets infected. And now the drains infected. I have four drains. One of them's infected. Anyway, I had to go back and do another surgery. So now it's three surgeries and five weeks. And then after the third surgery, they give me this of drains and then a cool box that's around my neck.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

It's a wound.

[Tom Segura]

A suction vacuum. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

So demeaning. Every time I get up, it's like, I can't see anything. It's a brick.

[Tom Segura]

You hear it going on. She's like, I feel so awful. I know. And I just kept thinking, you don't know Invisalign. You just don't know what it's like. You really don't. Oh, there's a lot of people right now nodding.

[Corey Taylor]

They're like, it does suck. So anyway, got the wound back off. Got my drains pulled. That was only like, what, two weeks ago? And now I'm back to being a human being. And then now I do radiation on my tit. They're going to laser my tit for six weeks. And then now I'm. Then I'm done. But I am cancer free. I'm done. And then they're just going to, yeah, fry my left tit. And then in next year, I get to have my breast reconstructed properly, proper with my. Proper, like, with my belly fat. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm really into the royals and Camilla Parker bowls.

[Tom Segura]

I've noticed because I don't know if you've noticed that I live with you and I see what you fucking watch 24 7.

[Corey Taylor]

I have so many thoughts on so many British things.

[Tom Segura]

There's so many.

[Corey Taylor]

There's so much going on.

[Tom Segura]

I even like, I'm on Apple tv. I'm like, what is all this shit? And you're like, it's a special category called Britbox. It's only British programming. And I'm like, great. How do I delete it?

[Corey Taylor]

You know why I'm fascinated with them? It's because they're so civilized.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And I'm not. And I think part of me wants to.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, I get that.

[Corey Taylor]

Like, regal. Like that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm such a donkey.

[Tom Segura]

And I, you know, that makes a lot of sense.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. Like, I want to be.

[Tom Segura]

You aspire to kind of be like.

[Corey Taylor]

Right. But I'm never.

[Tom Segura]

And then you kind of go through these waves, probably where you present them, and.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And then you're like, but I do. It's like the club that won't let you in. What is that?

[Corey Taylor]

Of course. Of course.

[Tom Segura]

Nobody wants to be a member of a club that will have them.

[Corey Taylor]

Right, right, right, right. I don't want to be them, but I admire the, like, they know which fork to use and stuff. You know, it's not going to be my life.

[Tom Segura]

It's a big deal.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm going to fix my makeup. I'm so embarrassed.

[Tom Segura]

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[Tom Segura]

Let's open the show. You ready?

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Unknown]

This fat walked in.

[Corey Taylor]

Can I get a number three?

[Unknown]

Of course you can. She wanted a Quarter Pounder, she looked in the bag. This is salad. April Fools. Go lose some weight.

[Corey Taylor]

You a get no quarter pound.

[Christina P.]

Get your fat ass out. This stove.

[Tom Segura]

Pretty good.

[Corey Taylor]

Amazing.

[Tom Segura]

I love this guy. Get him on Kill. Tony. He's ready.

[Corey Taylor]

You do have to fix me.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

All right.

[Tom Segura]

Well, I guess the other thing we should point out is that we actually have, like, a pretty huge announcement.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, wow. It's a cat eating kibble.

[Tom Segura]

Do you want to give the date and time?

[Corey Taylor]

I do, yeah. I have it offhand, because I remember it. August 27th, 11:03pm do you wanna.

[Tom Segura]

Go ahead?

[Corey Taylor]

Tom Segura had a double pipe classic.

[Tom Segura]

That's a rare event. Yeah. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

That was so. It was so casual. How it happened. I was laying down and you just walked past.

[Tom Segura]

You needed to wipe down, and it.

[Corey Taylor]

Was a burp and a fart going to.

[Tom Segura]

I was walking around the bed to my side and I actually had my phone. That's why I didn't notice. I was looking at my phone and I went at the same time. And you. I go, yes. You go, hey. What? You go. You just had a double pipe classic. I was like, you go, write it down. Write it down. Write down your time. I was like, holy shit. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Because it's so. It's so casual the way you did it. You didn't even appreciate it.

[Christina P.]

That's a rare event.

[Tom Segura]

It's very rare. He's right. I didn't appreciate it. But then it's. I stopped, you know, it was sort of like watching, like, somebody Being like, oh, you know, that's Haley's comet. Yeah. Like, oh, really?

[Corey Taylor]

Like, it's like an eclipse. Like.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah, it was pretty amazing.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, that felt good. And then, so, speaking of fat chicks, like, I've been laying in bed watching a ton of British. Right. And I'm really into Bridgerton.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Corey Taylor]

You know, which is. I know.

[Tom Segura]

Listen, we both have been watching a lot of stuff. We'll get into mine in a moment, but go ahead.

[Corey Taylor]

Like, it's super gay. Yeah, I know that. And also, like, I don't like the forced inclusivity of the show. I think I. I will say this. And. And I was so proud of this person on staff.

[Tom Segura]

Uhhuh.

[Corey Taylor]

Who said the thing that I secretly text to other women and she just said it out loud. And I was like, yes, that's exactly. The truth is it's that forced inclusivity on Bridgerton which makes it historically inaccurate.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Corey Taylor]

It's just, it's just true.

[Tom Segura]

And for people that might not be aware, I mean, I'm sure you sense it in society, but when you get into production on shows, especially television shows more than feature films, shows are always like, you. You pitch your. Your story and your characters, and they're like, and what do they all look like? And they want you to be like, yeah, so me and my best friend who's Indian, and they're like, that's good. They literally are like, what's the. Yeah. Like, can you, can you show us what the. Tell us about the diversity of the show? And it's just funny to see that done in a period piece because.

[Corey Taylor]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

It kind of. It's like, well, that's not what would have been going on in that. It's not.

[Corey Taylor]

Not in the least. There's no way in hell that the royalty or the. Sorry, the aristocratic, whatever, in.

[Tom Segura]

You know, another way of saying this is when you watch this show, you're kind of fed up with the blacks.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, yeah, the. The blacks, sure. The. The forest. And then, you know, there's the Indian girl. And now it's fine. But you know what? I actually got used to it by season two.

[Tom Segura]

How hard was that?

[Corey Taylor]

No, in the beginning I was upset because I watch a lot of these old school British shows and they're all just whities. Pasty, inbred, weird whities. But I doubt I got used to the inclusivity of the. The racial diversity.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

But then in season, this last one, they made the fat girl, the hot chick.

[Tom Segura]

She's like. She's the most Desired one.

[Corey Taylor]

She. She ends up. And spoiler alert, if you haven't watched the last season.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, press pause.

[Corey Taylor]

She gets to marry the hottest guy of Bridgerton. Land her. Her. Penelope pig.

[Tom Segura]

Jesus, take it easy.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, that's how mad I was at her. Like I was laying there recovering from all these surgeries, seething at Bridgerton like, nuh, dude, she gets the hottest.

[Tom Segura]

Does that. Does that headline say on the left side, third down, far left? What? That one, Nicole Colin is a little bit fat and a lot hot. Is that. That's the headline? Yep. From the Guardian. Oh, and. Oh, and then it says, unlike her, I dream of the day when we're not talking about this. I mean, look, well, I gotta tell you, I hate myself. And it's all I want to talk about. I hate pretending like reality isn't real.

[Corey Taylor]

Same.

[Tom Segura]

I just hate it. I hate it so much.

[Corey Taylor]

I hate it. So. And here's the other thing too. It's not as though her character on the show were that confident like, that. That girl is confident, but Penelope's character is like. Like, she's like a wallflower.

[Tom Segura]

I was telling Bert this. This is what I love about the. Like, everybody like you people in your. You say nice things. You know what I mean? So, like, if I'm. If I'm just talking about me in particular, like, feel like, oh, self doubt, self loathing.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

My body issues, whatever. But my favorite thing about pro athletes, like, my friends that are professional athletes, is that they all are 100%. Like, my friend John Feliciano goes, oh, I see you come from a family of flat asses. I saw your mom's ass and your sister's ass. And he's like, so that's why you have no ass, huh? Like, your whole family's like that. Like, they're so direct and you go like, oh, it's kind of refreshing.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That they're not like, you know, it's. It's. What kind of. What we're talking about is like, people watch that. Everybody has the same thought.

[Corey Taylor]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

Everybody just goes, oh, wow, that's a big girl.

[Corey Taylor]

So inclusive.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. And it is. Fuck it. So you're bothered by this fucking inclusivity.

[Corey Taylor]

Forced.

[Tom Segura]

Forced inclusivity in a period piece especially, that is not reflective of reality. I'm bothered that in my true crime documentaries, they keep fucking focusing on the victims. I hate when they humanize the victims and it bums you out for the. Like, I want to see the crime. Oh, yeah, focus on the crime and focus on the investigation. How did they Solve the crime. When you're like, here she is in graduating high school, and here it's like, dude, I'm not trying to get bummed out by this. Stop humanizing 100.

[Corey Taylor]

It's like pornography. Like, imagine if you had to get to know the girl first before you masturbated to the scene.

[Tom Segura]

And I've said this a million times. Every time I've met a porn star, I'm like, well, you just ruined it, because you're supposed to be something that exists out there.

[Corey Taylor]

Yep.

[Tom Segura]

You're a object.

[Corey Taylor]

Yep.

[Tom Segura]

You're not a real person. Now I've met you, and now you, you know, can't.

[Corey Taylor]

Can't go back. I agree. Because, you know, because I've been resting so much.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

By the way, how have you handled me sleeping so much? Has that been upsetting?

[Tom Segura]

Of course it's upsetting. Of course.

[Corey Taylor]

But I've been getting into some of your sad murder Christy Knaps.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

You're so. You, Reese, last night or the night before, it was cool, because I had forgotten 9 11. And then you watch a documentary, and then I got to remember all the.

[Tom Segura]

Traumas minute by minute.

[Corey Taylor]

They went through it minute by literally, minute by minute.

[Tom Segura]

It's really good. It's on Apple Plus. And it's like, inside the war room on the day of 9 11. And it's.

[Corey Taylor]

Did you repress those memories? Bring him right back.

[Tom Segura]

It brings them right back. You're like, oh, yeah, that was the. One of the most sad experiences of my life. And. And then you just go, now it's time to go to sleep.

[Corey Taylor]

Good night. Yeah, that was horrible to watch.

[Tom Segura]

That was horrible. But again and again, victims, victims. It's like, just show the cool stuff.

[Corey Taylor]

Just show the. I know.

[Tom Segura]

I just want to. Like, when I watch these murder docs, it's like, I like seeing the behavioral profile stuff.

[Corey Taylor]

I like that too, actually.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. And I like seeing. Here's what happened at the crime, and I like the detectives. And then they're like, it's like, okay, World War II docs. Nazi stuff. It's like, yeah, cool. Let's watch this. And then they're like, oh, here's some holocaust footage. It's like, no, I don't want to see people emaciated in a camp. You're bumming me out, bro.

[Corey Taylor]

I don't want to see it.

[Tom Segura]

Like, cut that out.

[Corey Taylor]

Like, in this 911 doc, remember when they told the story about the married couple, and he's like, it was my birthday. She was gonna come back on the birthday. And then Barbara left a note on my pillow. And then he reads the note and I'm like, bro. Or no, he had it committed to memory.

[Tom Segura]

No, he had. He had it.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, he had to read it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he read it. He read it. Yeah. It was horrible.

[Corey Taylor]

Give a shit about Barbara.

[Tom Segura]

It was horrible.

[Corey Taylor]

It was horrible. And I don't want to be sad.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I know. Again, it was to me that was ruining the documentary.

[Corey Taylor]

Totally.

[Tom Segura]

Like, I don't want to get. I don't want to feel sad. I want to see. I want to read about it. Like an investigative, you know, like journalists would cold details. Yeah. Of like here are the facts. I want information, bro.

[Corey Taylor]

This is why I like British television. Because it's devoid of emotion.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And it feels safe. And it's just like, I'm so sorry if I insulted you.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Well, shout out to all the documentary filmmakers that are not making their docs super bummers with a bunch of victim. Just show me the cool stuff. I know you unbelievable.

[Corey Taylor]

But, yeah, but first of all. Yeah. I don't like the Penelope that got to be like the hot girl. That's so dumb because it's not even like he was going hogging. It's not like he was really into fat chicks. And then it's so implausible.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

It's just. It's ridiculous.

[Tom Segura]

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[Corey Taylor]

Oh, dude. First of all, Fancy Chef. Fancy Chef. Fancy Chef. Fancy Chef.

[Tom Segura]

I, you know, I, I was holding back because my whole dream was to introduce Fancy Chef to you on the show. And then he took over my life in a big way.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

So there was no. I couldn't repress them. I had to share them with you. And in. In our. Our life. I was going to try to introduce him to you here. But yeah, Fancy Chef is just.

[Unknown]

I mean, say my name, say my name. This is the Beyonce, baby.

[Corey Taylor]

Look how lovely.

[Unknown]

Look how nice. Look how pretty and gorgeous. By me, the award winning chef.

[Corey Taylor]

How nice is that arugula?

[Unknown]

When I tell you that's going to be taste. That flavor of love is going to be something special, luxurious, fancy. Yes, indeed. And fabulous. That is beautiful. That is nice.

[Tom Segura]

That's.

[Unknown]

That is for the ladies. That is for the ladies. Yes. Y'all just thought, I do food, I do it all fabulous and nice. That's the Beyonce, baby. That's the Beyonce drink. I'm gonna do the next one on the rocks. That is the Beyonce. When I tell you this is the Beyonce. This is the Beyonce. Say my name. Say my name. Fancy. Say my name. Fabulous. Say my name. Say my name.

[Corey Taylor]

Yep.

[Unknown]

Say my name.

[Tom Segura]

I got it. Fancy chef.

[Unknown]

Hit me up, babe. Beyonce, hit me up.

[Tom Segura]

Hey.

[Corey Taylor]

What do you think? What's the green in there? Is that.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. It might be leaves from the outside. There's strawberries. I know that he made an incredible lamb shank ranch dressing, honey and berries in a. In a wine glass that I was absolutely mesmerized by. I also like when he includes store bought cakes.

[Unknown]

So nice.

[Tom Segura]

And he's just like, check this out.

[Corey Taylor]

It's mint.

[Tom Segura]

That's definitely a store bought cake.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

You like your table like this?

[Christina P.]

What?

[Tom Segura]

You want to shut like me from the grocery store?

[Unknown]

I'm going to lay that there. It's beautiful and nice.

[Corey Taylor]

Beautiful and nice.

[Unknown]

That's beautiful and nice. By the sh.

[Tom Segura]

By the sh.

[Unknown]

Remarkable. By the sh.

[Tom Segura]

Remarkable.

[Corey Taylor]

But the lemon wedge. I wouldn't put the lemon wedge next to.

[Tom Segura]

Look at all those berries right there. Yeah, yeah, that was. You almost missed that.

[Corey Taylor]

No, I. I saw it. Don't you worry. It is fancy and nice, though. I don't know where he is.

[Tom Segura]

Such an eclectic mix of.

[Corey Taylor]

Is he an employee somewhere like a hotel?

[Tom Segura]

You're talking. Is this five star, world class chef? An employee, you mean? No, of course not. He runs his own. He's.

[Corey Taylor]

I mean, that's fancy and nice as hell, dude.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, of course it is.

[Corey Taylor]

Crush.

[Tom Segura]

What do you think he's doing? You can hire him if you have a mansion or if you're a millionaire billionaire.

[Corey Taylor]

I would love to.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

The.

[Unknown]

Okay, I gotta wash my chicken. I got vinegar.

[Corey Taylor]

You're washing it.

[Unknown]

This is how you wash your chicken.

[Tom Segura]

I've never heard one thing I didn't understand here. Are you supposed to wash with the back side of the brush? No, you shouldn't flip that over.

[Corey Taylor]

You can also just run it under water. That's what I do.

[Unknown]

Take a toothbrush. Wash your chicken.

[Corey Taylor]

Hold on.

[Unknown]

Wash your chicken.

[Corey Taylor]

This is wrong. No.

[Unknown]

Wash your chicken.

[Corey Taylor]

No.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's really big in the black community.

[Corey Taylor]

What's that?

[Tom Segura]

Washing your chicken like this with vinegar. I've heard this before.

[Corey Taylor]

And the toothbrush backwards.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know about the backwards. That might be a fancy chef, fancy way of doing.

[Corey Taylor]

You think this is the black people thing?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. I'm saying I always have. I've heard people be like, black guys be like, did you wash your chicken?

[Corey Taylor]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

So.

[Corey Taylor]

But with vinegar. Where's any. Speaking of black guys. Eight, one, eight Five, one, two.

[Tom Segura]

Should be okay. So Zolo has spoken to Fancy Chef a few times, and I mean, we're.

[Corey Taylor]

Trying to get him to come and cook for us and do the podcast, and he's a little hard to pin down. He's very busy. Yeah, he. He said it's like being the president. How many phone calls he's getting every day. Of course.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. So we should try calling him real quick.

[Corey Taylor]

Of course.

[Tom Segura]

Let's see if we can get him.

[Corey Taylor]

I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Corey Taylor]

I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

He has three phone numbers. Who does that remind you of? Does that remind you of somebody? President rpc.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, yeah, like a flip phone.

[Tom Segura]

Hello, Fancy Chef?

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, it's Tom at YMH pod. How are you? All right, look, my. One of my producers here, Zolo, said he spoke to you about possibly coming in to be a guest and cook for us, and I just wanted to see if we could lock something down.

[Unknown]

Where?

[Tom Segura]

In Austin, Texas.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, great. Is that possible that we can confirm that?

[Unknown]

Yeah, Combs. I gave him all information.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, he has all the info. And then do we have. Okay. Do we have a date email?

[Unknown]

He said the 24th.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. All right, so would you. We can expect you then if, you know, he'll send, obviously, the first class ticket and the ground transportation.

[Unknown]

I don't think he did anything.

[Tom Segura]

Well, no, no, I see him right now. He said he has. He already reached out to our travel booker to book it.

[Unknown]

Oh, you know where I'm coming from?

[Tom Segura]

No.

[Christina P.]

Where are you?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. He might know. Where are you coming from?

[Unknown]

Miami.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, perfect. Yeah, we have directs there. From there.

[Corey Taylor]

Does he want a preference sheet from us?

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah. As far as, like, the cuisine, will you just be creating something or do you take requests or how does that work?

[Unknown]

I don't care. Whatever I want to do, really. I've been doing it over 40 years.

[Corey Taylor]

Wow.

[Tom Segura]

Wow, that's amazing.

[Corey Taylor]

Why leave it?

[Tom Segura]

And you're self taught, right?

[Unknown]

Yes and no. I like to say yes and no, but I grew up in the kitchen. At four years old.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Unknown]

But I trained under two chefs. Andre, Renee in New York and Seppi Wrangley and Russo. I did airline catering under Chef Russo.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Unknown]

I did New York under Seppi Ringley and Andre renewed. So, dad. So it's kind of like both, but all right. On the job, it's cool, though.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Can I ask you a culinary question that I just don't know? I was watching your videos. What is the. What's the idea behind washing a chicken with vinegar.

[Unknown]

You could do it with vinegar or lemon juice. It just knocked out the bacteria.

[Tom Segura]

And then the toothbrush. You scrub it.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I just did some creative. Some different. Oh, I could use my hands.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, you can use hands.

[Unknown]

I could have used my hands, but I just used the two brothers.

[Tom Segura]

Sure. Got you the back side.

[Unknown]

That's all it was.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Unknown]

What do y'all prefer? Anything specifically? I asked him to get. I tried to make it simple. I asked him to get. I think he told me two people. Oh, I don't know what the count was.

[Corey Taylor]

I mean, extra fans, New York strip.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Unknown]

I could have did red new potatoes, asparagus, you know.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Sauce.

[Unknown]

If y'all want to change it. I don't want. If everybody don't eat red meat. I could have did a.

[Tom Segura]

Can we do sea bass?

[Unknown]

I don't know if I want to wrestle with seafood.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, okay.

[Unknown]

So. Oh, I could have did a. A quarter chicken or I could get anything, but I didn't want to wrestle with seafood, really.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, okay.

[Unknown]

So I mean, wrestle with it with the smell, but.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I hear you. Just. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Do y'all have a kitchen I could use or.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yes, yes.

[Unknown]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Segura]

And then dessert wise, could you do dessert, too?

[Unknown]

Yeah, piece of cake.

[Tom Segura]

That's not nice.

[Unknown]

I told him to get. I told him to get seasonal fruit, though. Remember when. When it says seasonal, if you go to a restaurant, you see the menu.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Unknown]

It depends on what season it is for that.

[Tom Segura]

For sure. Yes.

[Unknown]

That's what it means. Some people don't know what it means.

[Tom Segura]

Of course we can do seasonal fruit. Would you be like, down to bake? You know, like a. I don't know, some type of cake or something like that?

[Unknown]

I don't know. I probably do. I'll probably do a strawberry mousse.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Oh, my God. By the way, you really have an affinity for strawberries, right? It seems like you love strawberries.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I do. The smell and the taste and the fluorescentness of the color and the color contrast really stands out a lot, so.

[Tom Segura]

And then is that your own creative take? Because a lot of times I. It's fascinating. I've seen a lot of berries in glasses. Like, is that something that you were kind of mentored on or did you just kind of take that on your own?

[Unknown]

I kind of took it on my own, but in a lot of high end restaurants, it is like that.

[Tom Segura]

Yep.

[Unknown]

So it is creative. And that's really very.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God. I saw this. Outstanding. It was like a Piece of art. Where it was a glass, you had berries, a rack of lamb, I think ranch and honey and maybe some floral petals or something in there. It looked like just something in a museum. It was incredible.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I did. I did. Yeah, I do remember.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I do. I do remember that. And again, like I said, it depends on exactly what y'all want. And.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, anything but seafood.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, I want what he wants.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. I think we would love to be just like, let you take the reins and do your thing, you know, but definitely dinner and some dessert would be. And then, I don't know. Do you do wine pairings or should we bring in somebody for that?

[Unknown]

It might be good to bring somebody in. I could do wine pairing, but I could do wine parents. Do y'all want something in particular? I mean, tell you the truth, I didn't want to do anything. I knew I wanted to do something that I could just throw off the top of my head. Normally, I like doing it because I get bored easy.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Corey Taylor]

You're an artist.

[Unknown]

That's how I keep the innovativeness and the creativity is, you know, I just do my own. And this is really how a lot of dishes are. Every dish is created, you know, there's no dish that, you know that's not created by somebody that didn't create. When they own mindset, it doesn't work like that, you know, so the more you create in your own mindset, the better it is. You become someone that's, you know, innovator. And it's a trend to start. So many people call me with that. I get calls every single night. I get so many calls during it. I got three phones. I get over 3, 000 calls a day.

[Tom Segura]

3,000. Jesus. So is most. Yeah, I'm. You don't work at any establish. It's all private right now.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

3,000.

[Tom Segura]

That's amazing, man. I'm excited.

[Unknown]

Like I said, y'all want to change it? Y'all want to add something? Or maybe when I get there, I may do some extra because, like I said, I cook all day. You like them in the kitchen? Yeah, you know, so.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, we see. I mean, I don't know how you keep up with the. Your feed. You're just always posting sometimes the same video multiple times. But it's just like. It's incredible to see that level of productivity.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I got a lot of feedback and a lot of. I got calls from the. What's this place called in the Middle East?

[Tom Segura]

Oh, it like in in uae, like Abu Dhabi or Dubai. Yeah.

[Unknown]

The prince called me his assistant. I got like 8,000 million calls in Canada. Texas called me. Chicago called. I've been calling. This all began and it all was just kind of like a mistake. Yeah, I would say, or maybe, you know, if I had to, but it wasn't done intensely. I just got creative one day and.

[Tom Segura]

I love it, man. Well, you're worldwide. Clearly, you're worldwide. And we're, I'm looking at the, the guy that you spoke to and he's, he's locking down your travel right now. So he know, he'll be in touch with you. His name is Josh. And yeah, you know, we'll do like, you know, the car service and fly you first, of course, put you up and your fee and we're just really excited to eat your food, man.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I'm. You make sure I have everything. Please don't leave nothing. It's pretty simple. Please don't try to leave nothing. I can't really bring. There's always a house. When I bring my knives, I had them stolen a number of times.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

From the airline. I bring my own roll up chef knife, camera knife.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, no, we'll be all set up.

[Unknown]

Just basically make sure they sharp. But yeah, you, I, I, I really didn't want to just do this. Sit down. I wanted to really and truly, like entertain. As far as the, the podcast go, I didn't want to just, you know, I didn't want to just do that. That, that would be pretty boring for me. I think it will highlight it a lot. The live cooking, it was, you know, the questions, so on and so forth. That would pretty much just add the icing on the cake.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, well, we will have, you know, we'll do even a, we'll do a, we'll do a re, we'll do a reconfirmation of the checklist before you come. So we're just triple sure that you have everything you need and yeah, man, you know, we'll have tons of fresh fruit, seasonal fruit, and the, whatever you, you request as far as equipment, it'll be there and we're really excited.

[Unknown]

This one thing I require.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Unknown]

Also no paper plates or anything.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. No, you got it.

[Unknown]

No paper plates. No paper plastic.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, write that down.

[Unknown]

Wash the dishes, but I forbid my move on. And I don't think y'all gonna go that route. But I just need the nice plates.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, sure.

[Unknown]

I gave him a setup. If y'all get like a table and get a white tablecloth nice glasses. You'll see how beautiful it'll be. And I'm telling you, the podcast gonna go a lot because it's just. Just that alone, it's really, truly going to add, you know, color contrast.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, you got it, man. Yeah.

[Unknown]

I'm not asking for much, and it's not nothing y'all can't use on your own afterwards, so it won't go to waste.

[Tom Segura]

Of course. Great point. Thank you, Chef.

[Unknown]

I appreciate it.

[Tom Segura]

We'll talk to you soon. Okay, bye.

[Corey Taylor]

Wow. I mean, you guys have been trying to get a hold of him for a minute, right?

[Tom Segura]

It's not that hard to check off the list that he gave you. Okay.

[Corey Taylor]

We'll have it all. No paper ready for him.

[Tom Segura]

Seasonal fruit, anything you want. Minus the entire world of seafood.

[Corey Taylor]

Anything I don't want to with that smells.

[Tom Segura]

I've never heard of, Chef like, oh, it smells kind of shitty.

[Corey Taylor]

Usually, but he likes strawberry.

[Tom Segura]

What do you want? My favorite seafood. Yeah, don't with that. Okay.

[Corey Taylor]

So anything you want.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, that's pretty incredible moment.

[Corey Taylor]

I would like to try those flavors where he. He puts the lamb, strawberry, and the ranch together.

[Tom Segura]

I think it's possible.

[Corey Taylor]

I think it's interesting in the glassware.

[Tom Segura]

I'll tell you, but I think we should get. And I know it's possible and it's worth the rental, whatever investment. A portable full. You know, I mean. Yeah, Oven burners.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Set up.

[Corey Taylor]

We'll have it all set up.

[Tom Segura]

We can all have it here. And if you fucking fuck up the plates or the silverware, I mean, you should, by the way, get every goddamn piece of cooking equipment known to man for this guy, when I was asking.

[Corey Taylor]

Him, like, what kind of plates he wants, because he's like, they need to be like the highest end.

[Christina P.]

He's like, home goods.

[Corey Taylor]

Home goods has the best. And then he goes, go to the clearance section. You'll find really good stuff there. So he's right. Top notch.

[Tom Segura]

Well, the nice thing is you're going to be taking that stuff home with you afterwards.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, man, that's so exciting. I can't wait for fancy show.

[Tom Segura]

Exciting.

[Corey Taylor]

Can I also have something exciting I have to share with you?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, of course.

[Corey Taylor]

One second. I'll be right back.

[Tom Segura]

Seriously?

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. Just vamp a minute.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Today is just like, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what is going on with this lady. I know. I'm just. I'm just filling the air. That's what it's called. I'm just talking. I am. I'm talking to this wonderful staff. We're talking about fancy chef coming here. What am I going to. What? What do you want him to make you sea bass?

[Corey Taylor]

He doesn't do that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. The. My only request. And he was like, yeah, no. What else do you want? Can you make dessert? I don't know. Maybe. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.

[Corey Taylor]

That.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Corey Taylor]

Can you guess what my update is?

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God. This is unbelievable, man. This is.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Manchester.

[Tom Segura]

YMH exclusive.

[Christina P.]

YMH exclusive.

[Tom Segura]

What did you do while you were gone?

[Corey Taylor]

Guess what I made happen? We manifested it. It fucking. It happened. Which is really, I think, crazy because it was not in the ethers. It really was presented this option to Liam and to Noel Gallagher. Oasis is back together.

[Tom Segura]

Incredible. Yeah. No, it was.

[Corey Taylor]

I think it's this guy right here.

[Tom Segura]

I'm serious. But you said. I watch a lot of detective shows.

[Corey Taylor]

Go ahead, Mike.

[Tom Segura]

You said.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That you would go airtight with Oasis in order to get them back together. And then what we know is the end of the story. Oasis announced they're going to do shows again for the first time in 25 years.

[Corey Taylor]

Yep.

[Tom Segura]

So what happened? What happened?

[Corey Taylor]

That's for me to know.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, that's for everyone to know.

[Corey Taylor]

You guys know what happened. Here's a problem is that. Okay, here's what I did. I promised them the dp. They. Everybody knows. Everybody watches this podcast. Nolan, Liam, we love the idea. M. We're on board. And then now it's to get them Manchester. Manchester. I'm the Duke of Manchester. We have to get them to America.

[Tom Segura]

To do this, right? Oh, no, we have to. You need a new offer because they already announced they're doing dates.

[Corey Taylor]

Right. And I have to make.

[Tom Segura]

You have to do something. Well, no, you have to make good because they're already together. You have to. You have to raise the bar.

[Corey Taylor]

I don't know. I know, I know.

[Tom Segura]

How do you raise the bar?

[Corey Taylor]

I did say a dp, and I think what I meant was an airtight. And I asked the brother.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, because there's another brother.

[Corey Taylor]

There's a third brother that's not a musician. He. We can go airtight if you want to bring the brother over.

[Tom Segura]

This is a cool offer.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, you got it. I mean, I'm just so pumped. I really hope they make. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Will you go to the show?

[Corey Taylor]

Of course I'm going to go to the show. Agent Jeans already knows we're reserving tickets if they go to Vegas. I'd like to See them if they make it. I don't know though, because these fools don't, you know, they fight. Just like homeboy punched out Dave Navarro the other night. Perry Farrell.

[Tom Segura]

That was.

[Corey Taylor]

That was wild.

[Tom Segura]

That was crazy wild.

[Corey Taylor]

And Perry agreed to come on your mom's house and it's been so long. Where the. Are you, Perry? For all. Come on and tell us your side of the story. I'm dying to hear what is up between Perry and Dave.

[Tom Segura]

Yep.

[Corey Taylor]

What's the beef? Where's the beef? Do you. Do you like Oasis? Do you respect them?

[Tom Segura]

You do Oasis.

[Corey Taylor]

You come with me to see them? Yeah, I would go, yeah, they're kind of great.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I'm so.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm so.

[Tom Segura]

I would go more than like, the music is great. I would go just to hear their talking between songs. I know, cuz I bet it'd be hilarious.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. Cuz Liam's more the talker and like the sensitive songwriter, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty great, man.

[Tom Segura]

I know.

[Corey Taylor]

Also fy some lasagna.

[Tom Segura]

They might get through eight shows before they break up again.

[Corey Taylor]

I know. I think the only show they will probably do is Manchester, right? And then they'll be like, off. It's so much money, though. They sold out so many takeouts so quickly. The UK just went nuts.

[Tom Segura]

Of course. I like. I like Oasis.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, yeah, I do too. But I guess they're like, cena's speaking of the pores.

[Tom Segura]

I.

[Corey Taylor]

Come on, man.

[Tom Segura]

No, I just realized that it's worth saying. Yeah, you know, I. A while ago I made this observation that washcloths were for the pores, but that. That only pores use them. And so what I did was I investigated this, right? I spoke to an anthropologist, I spoke to a dermatologist, I spoke to a panel of pores and then I spoke to ultra wealthy people. And what I discovered is that I was 100% correct.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But I also have since learned that they were onto something and that those washcloths are just amazing for washing your ass. And I have been using them. I know I've said. But like, I. The other day I was in a hotel and I grabbed the washcloth and I was like, I can't believe I'm one of these guys now. And I'm in there, I'm just digging, just scrubbing my ass, you know, soapy, like material coming off of the washcloth. And then you look at it, it's brown. So you rinse it and you do it again, you know? And I was like, man, this really Is incredible that they found this and they kept it to themselves.

[Corey Taylor]

But then. Hold on. But then you've got this brown, nasty washcloth.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

In the shower, and what do you do? Just leave it there?

[Tom Segura]

You just throw it down on the ground? Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

So disgusting.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. But it's really incredible. They really figured that one out, and I just wanted to give them props.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. Well, now you're on board your team washcloth, which is crazy because I really am. You're like an Oasis fan. You're like me. Now I know garbage.

[Tom Segura]

I am.

[Corey Taylor]

Because in the beginning, you were such a snob and people really got on you for this washcloth.

[Tom Segura]

How do you do it? I was like. With my hands, and everybody was like, you're fucking out of your mind. And they were right. I just wanted to say you were right.

[Corey Taylor]

So now you're team poor. Are you telling me you're one of the poorest?

[Tom Segura]

I actually do feel like those who have not. And most people that I associate with have not done that, and I feel like they're missing out.

[Corey Taylor]

I've not tried it. I mean, I don't like it. I want to use this guy.

[Tom Segura]

It's incredible. It's really great. I just don't try it once.

[Corey Taylor]

Then I have to clean the washcloth that's got my ass off my ass juice on it.

[Tom Segura]

No, you just throw it. Just throw it away. Then what?

[Corey Taylor]

Who's gonna.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. Just find somebody.

[Corey Taylor]

So stupid.

[Tom Segura]

Trash it.

[Corey Taylor]

Yo. What did you catch me throwing on your floor the other day?

[Tom Segura]

Throwing on your floor?

[Corey Taylor]

Remember I was talking to you and there was like, something. No, gross. Was it a bandage? Like one of my.

[Tom Segura]

Absolutely revolted.

[Corey Taylor]

What was it?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. Everything you throw on the ground is disgusting. I threw, so I don't know how you were, like, offended by the dirty ass washcloth. Yeah, you're fucking.

[Corey Taylor]

It wasn't a toothpick. It was like a body fluid thing.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God.

[Corey Taylor]

It was like.

[Tom Segura]

I had liked it out.

[Corey Taylor]

No, I had like a. I would say like a bandage or something, like a wound thing. And I was like, oh, that's fine. Done. Remember?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Corey Taylor]

I did. And you're. You got mad at me and you're like, don't throw it there. I'm like, why?

[Tom Segura]

Why?

[Corey Taylor]

Who cares?

[Tom Segura]

Gross.

[Corey Taylor]

Nasty. You're nasty as hell. Hey, lady, no guy who has hemorrhoids, I'm your man. Yeah, I know. That's cool.

[Tom Segura]

Pretty cool, huh?

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Do.

[Corey Taylor]

Do you like hemorrhoids? I'M your man. What's the. What's the angle? Is he just going for radical honesty? Yeah, he's thinking that's gonna.

[Tom Segura]

He's, you know, just trying to be funny. He's humorous. Yeah. He's like, you know, kind of poking funny at himself. It's endearing. Yeah, I kind of like it.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I didn't know that this was a thing. This is all new to me. Hey, everyone, it's Injector Chris here at Lushful Aesthetics with my lovely patient.

[Christina P.]

And today we're gonna be doing whole talks.

[Corey Taylor]

No.

[Tom Segura]

So you're probably wondering what whole talks is. Well, it's Botox for your hole. And so what we utilize is toxin, which is Botox. And we use an anoscope to visualize.

[Christina P.]

The internal sphincter where we inject the.

[Tom Segura]

Botox to help relax the anal sphincter so that it's easier to receive anal sex.

[Corey Taylor]

For some people.

[Tom Segura]

They use this to help treat and prevent fissures if they're a recurring issue. And for some people, it's just because of pleasure.

[Corey Taylor]

No, thanks, man.

[Tom Segura]

No.

[Corey Taylor]

No. Hard fucking pass, bro. No, I've seen this. This is what the Gabros are into.

[Tom Segura]

Really? So, wait, what? I don't understand the idea behind Botox in your, though.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, it relaxes your sphincter. It paralyzes the muscle. That's a Botox.

[Tom Segura]

Aren't you just leaking, though, if you get paralyzed?

[Corey Taylor]

You're asking me? I'm not. You know, I'm assuming, yeah. Huh.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Because then how does it close up when you're done making browns and stuff?

[Tom Segura]

That's what I'm asking.

[Corey Taylor]

Dang.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Cool, man. This is dumb, huh, bro?

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. You shouldn't do this to yourself. Yeah, that's not. That's not Zillow. Can you.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Corey Taylor]

Do we want to know more about this?

[Tom Segura]

There'll be nobody, ever, obviously, that is in our lives and does what he did.

[Christina P.]

Like, how do you get a job here, Face?

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, the Fed smoke.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. You return.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Herc with his specialty car, you know. But it does turn out that somebody who's out there, kind of drifting around and getting their hands on some meth every now and then can behave in a similar way and also can get some pretty cool transportation. And we found somebody just like them.

[Christina P.]

I'm going to. Hey, hey. Heaven, let your light shine down on me, right?

[Corey Taylor]

That's just dope.

[Unknown]

Come on, Shine.

[Tom Segura]

Rat.

[Corey Taylor]

Hell, yeah, dude.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

I'm gonna let it shine.

[Christina P.]

I'm gonna let it Shine Heaven, let.

[Unknown]

Your light shine down on me Heaven, let your light shine down on me.

[Christina P.]

Shine Come on and shine.

[Tom Segura]

How about that?

[Corey Taylor]

Do you want to know something my oncologist told me?

[Tom Segura]

What?

[Corey Taylor]

Pieces of shit live forever.

[Tom Segura]

Isn't that fascinating?

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. It's so crazy because I was in there, I'm like, I'm 48 and I'm dealing with this. And she's like, I know. She's like, if you want to live forever, be a piece of.

[Tom Segura]

Literally said this.

[Corey Taylor]

You should be mean. What she said, like mean people live forever. And I think there's some validity to that.

[Tom Segura]

Right?

[Corey Taylor]

And pieces of. Case in point, your honor. Look at my dad, Look. He's almost 80 years old.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Full alcoholic, right? For just his whole life. We're talking eating sausage every day. Bacon like no green vegetables. Doesn't drink water.

[Tom Segura]

You got to get it going.

[Corey Taylor]

He's going to live.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, Going to live.

[Corey Taylor]

No cancer. Fine.

[Tom Segura]

And then this guy, this guy's going to live forever.

[Corey Taylor]

This guy's going to live forever.

[Tom Segura]

Isn't that wild?

[Corey Taylor]

He's going to be fine. I know you'll never see him.

[Tom Segura]

And isn't it funny that an oncologist, the person that you see, their specialty is cancer, and they're like, do you know what my observation is? After thousands of patients, real selfish turds. Live forever.

[Corey Taylor]

There's some validity to it though, cuz the. It's always the nicest people that like die young, right? It's never. Well, that guy deserved it, you know, they always live forever.

[Tom Segura]

That for sure.

[Unknown]

This is America, right?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, it is. Man.

[Corey Taylor]

This guy's amazing. What's on the car? What's the information there? It's like a card.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, it's a business card. It's blowing up. That's pretty cool, dude.

[Corey Taylor]

Can you do this to my car?

[Tom Segura]

What do you want to do?

[Corey Taylor]

The. The whole style, it's rad.

[Christina P.]

Come on and shine.

[Corey Taylor]

I like it.

[Tom Segura]

It's nice.

[Corey Taylor]

I feel like I want to do math. Like if I figure if I get sick again and they're like, guess what? This is your last time on earth. This is it.

[Tom Segura]

Meth.

[Corey Taylor]

Math is a first stop for me.

[Tom Segura]

I feel like I. After all these years. If you tell me, what do you really want to get into? It's meth. It really is. I love that energy, you know? I'm like, I got a lot of to do. There's things, you get done.

[Corey Taylor]

So much stuff to do.

[Tom Segura]

Look how busy we are, man. I'm busy.

[Corey Taylor]

Look how thin he is. He Looks great.

[Tom Segura]

He does look great. How come Herc wasn't just watching protein intake? I want to do meth. Tweak out, man, you know?

[Corey Taylor]

But how come Herc was still. He was chunky. No. Like, how come some meth people don't get skinny? I don't get that.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. Maybe he didn't have a lot of balance. You know? Herc was really unique. Maybe he was tweaking and binging and drinking.

[Corey Taylor]

I'm trying to think because I know people that did math, and none of them were fat.

[Tom Segura]

It is weird.

[Corey Taylor]

Unless when you come down because you don't sleep or eat for, like, three days.

[Tom Segura]

He was just.

[Corey Taylor]

And then you really go on a purge. Have you done meth and gotten fat? Let us know.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, tell us that story. Take it easy.

[Corey Taylor]

Head.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

This guy's amazing. Do we have a name for this person?

[Tom Segura]

Let's see. I have a little info card here. His name is Keith, of course. Mordasky. In his town, he is known as Cow and Leopard man, according to a Reddit page.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, he's such a Keith, isn't he? Yeah, he's totally a Keith.

[Tom Segura]

Where.

[Corey Taylor]

Where does he live again?

[Tom Segura]

He lives in.

[Corey Taylor]

It's got to be somewhere small.

[Tom Segura]

It's in Connecticut.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, dang. This guy's in Connecticut?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

That's like cracker town.

[Tom Segura]

They know him as Cow and Leopard Man. That's pretty cool, man. I'm a big fan. Way to go, man. But nothing makes me happier than these videos.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, bro. Right on the neck, too. That's the worst one. Do you want to know something interesting, Tom?

[Tom Segura]

That's what you're supposed to feel, man. You're supposed to feel the way I hammered your tailbone. That says you're supposed to feel that at the base of your neck and on your tailbone. A. I hammered a mallet.

[Corey Taylor]

Do you want to know something about me that's changed? Is that I laugh at violence now.

[Christina P.]

Hey.

[Corey Taylor]

And I finally. And I think it's because when you. Like when you get up, physically, yeah. You're like, this guy, he put himself here. You know what I mean? Oh, right now I'm like, you're just a fucking dummy, okay? You stupid piece of shit. You deserve it, and you'll be fine. Idiot. Idiot.

[Tom Segura]

Lay down. Lay down. That can't.

[Corey Taylor]

Ah. Dude.

[Tom Segura]

Dude.

[Corey Taylor]

There's no way there's a mallet like a cartoon. It's like Tom and Jerry.

[Tom Segura]

You feel better? You good now?

[Corey Taylor]

This isn't even Russian.

[Tom Segura]

No, this, it looks like, isn't that Portuguese.

[Corey Taylor]

Hold on. I have a pajitki effect. I have a very, very dumb one. So I've been into ice cream lately. Like eating ice cream.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God, I can't even imagine.

[Corey Taylor]

Okay, I know. Did you know, bro? And I don't know if I'm right, but did you know that it's cookies in cream? Not cookies, cream. My whole life I thought it was cookies and cream, and I didn't realize I was cookies in cream. Did you know what I'm saying?

[Tom Segura]

No, bro.

[Corey Taylor]

Do you know what I'm saying? What is the flavor called? Is it Cookies? Cookies and Cream.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Okay, well, this place here in Austin calls it Cookies in Cream, but that's.

[Tom Segura]

Like a play on the name.

[Corey Taylor]

Okay, so what is it supposed to be?

[Tom Segura]

Well, Cookies and Cream.

[Corey Taylor]

And cream. Yeah, but why is it Cookies and Cream?

[Tom Segura]

Because they're saying that the cookies are crumbled in the cream of ice cream.

[Corey Taylor]

The end denotes and or in is the N and or in smart chat.

[Tom Segura]

I think it's and. But maybe they say like just an.

[Christina P.]

End to shorten it.

[Tom Segura]

You know, cookies. You know, cookies and cream implies cookies and cream. Oh. So I thought if it says cookies in cream, it could be just an ice cream places way of saying there's cookies in the ice cream. You know, like playing with the name. But it's a good. It was a good option.

[Corey Taylor]

When you're. When you're a foreigner, you're born a foreigner.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

God damn, dude.

[Tom Segura]

You are. By the way, you know, this is a. You're Canadian born.

[Corey Taylor]

Canadian born.

[Tom Segura]

You're not from these parts.

[Corey Taylor]

Not from these.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

No. But when your parents are both fucking foreign.

[Tom Segura]

No, I get it.

[Corey Taylor]

I don't.

[Tom Segura]

We both say wrong because of foreign parent. I used to only have one, for sure.

[Corey Taylor]

Your first 20 years are spent speaking English. You don't know anything.

[Tom Segura]

That's a good way of describing it. Yep. That is a really good way of describing it.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

How good is it to be back in the studio?

[Corey Taylor]

It's a studio. I'm a little. I'm a little shell shocked, I'll be honest. But I'm slowly, like, getting back into it. And I'm. I'm so pumped, dude. I'm so stoked that I had that three way with Oasis and then I made this happen.

[Tom Segura]

You definitely made that reunion.

[Corey Taylor]

And now I'm gonna bring them to America.

[Tom Segura]

Yep. Yep. And when they get here, you can get on stage with them and just.

[Corey Taylor]

Do they need a drummer? He'll be their drummer.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Imagine if they Let you sing with them.

[Corey Taylor]

That's not bad.

[Tom Segura]

It's not bad. He's got a voice.

[Corey Taylor]

Not a bad singer.

[Tom Segura]

Not a bad singer.

[Corey Taylor]

No, I'm good. It's good to be back. Yeah. I always love insanity and lunacy. And a fancy chef is coming.

[Tom Segura]

We just booked Fancy Chef.

[Corey Taylor]

That's insane, bro.

[Tom Segura]

You made a plea to all the filmmakers out there. Stop forcing inclusivity into British periods. I made a plea to all the documentary filmmakers. Stop focusing on the victims. Just show us the cool. I don't want to see victims. And how sad their families are now. Bumming me out. You guys know whether to weigh in. Which is worse, Invisalign or cancer? I'm going. Did it Invisalign. And welcome back, Gene.

[Corey Taylor]

Welcome back.

[Tom Segura]

We. We love you.

[Corey Taylor]

I love you, too, mate. Hey, parkas are cool.

[Tom Segura]

And joining us for the first time, you can catch Slipknot on Tour now at slipknot1.com, it's rock and roll's own Corey Taylor, everybody.

[Corey Taylor]

What?

[Christina P.]

I know it's a long time coming. Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

Hell, yeah.

[Christina P.]

So stoked to be here.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you for coming in.

[Christina P.]

Oh, no, thank you for having me, man.

[Tom Segura]

Please. This is a huge thrill. This is coming out a couple weeks after we record, but you're here in Austin because you guys are doing the Moody tonight and you're on tour 25 years.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, it's a lot of years.

[Tom Segura]

All right. The thing I think I like that happens when you're in, like, entertainment and performing. That always blows me. Like, the thing I'm, like, impressed by is always just that somebody can have, like, the career you have over time. The fact that you guys are touring on this scale 25 years in, it's really impressive.

[Christina P.]

It's actually crazy. Thank you for that, by the way.

[Tom Segura]

It's really impressive.

[Christina P.]

It's bigger than it's ever been, which is insane. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

What do you credit that? Like, what. Honestly, how do you analyze that?

[Christina P.]

I. It has. I have to credit it to our fans, to be honest. You know, I mean, at some point, you know, obviously, there's the product that we put out. There's the art that we put everything into.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Christina P.]

But it's the. It's the fans who have kept us where we are, you know, like, the fans have been so devoted over the years where even when we have taken hits in our personal lives, in our professional lives, they have been there to support us, you know, and because of that, we have always gone above and beyond for them, you know, just trying to do everything that we can to give them the best show, give them the best music, like. And, you know, nine times out of 10 you hope you nail it. As long as they know that if it comes from us, it's coming from the heart. So they know that if it's true, then they can feel it and they can trust it a hundred percent.

[Corey Taylor]

And I think what I like about you guys is how obviously dark fucking sighted you are. You're goth as fuck. Mad respect. But because it is so. I don't wanna. I hate the word brave, but it is such a lane, like it's such a creative choice. And you guys went all in on it.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And that's dark.

[Corey Taylor]

It's.

[Christina P.]

Oh, we went super dark.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, yeah. But that's so rad because so many people would be like, oh, I can't.

[Tom Segura]

You know, I can only imagine the, like, the amount of, I don't know, executives that saw you starting and be like, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

[Christina P.]

A very funny story. We were actually. And this is. It's a story that some people know, but not a lot of people are like, it's not a wide one. We were originally slated to sign with Sony Records and Ross Robinson, the producer, was already on board to do it and whatnot. Our original manager actually worked for Sony Records, had worked the deal out and everything, but nobody had heard us.

[Tom Segura]

He just, trust me.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So we end up having a. We have this show showcase in. In Vegas actually, on the Strip at the old gameworks, right? And they called it the Edom Festival. And basically it was all of the bands that Ross was producing, right? So we were on it. Amen was on. It was an amazing punk band. And like a couple others we went on right before Amen and it was like 150 people. It wasn't a lot of people, right? Just in this little room next to an arcade, like you could see people ordering pizza and shit. You know, you're just like, all right, whatever. We proceeded to just destroy shit. It was so fucking satanic. And little known to us was one of the massive executives at Sony in the back. It was just like the next day, literally killed the deal. Really killed the deal. Wrote a memo to everyone involved and said, if this is the future of music, I don't want to be alive. So fast forward, you know that guy's name, right? Year and a half. I do. I'm not going to give him any free press. Fast forward a year and a half, we go platinum and then we go double Platinum. When we went double platinum, we sent a bouquet of dead roses to him at Sony. And all it said was, we are the future of music. We want you dead, Slipknot.

[Tom Segura]

And that's fucking awesome.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. So we've always kind of like, maybe not recently, but we've always had kind of a chip on our shoulder because everyone has assumed that they just. That we're just like, ah, they'll never make it. And on paper we shouldn't have. You know, so it's. We're pretty. We're pretty proud of it.

[Corey Taylor]

But it's the. It's the authenticity.

[Christina P.]

Right.

[Corey Taylor]

I think what you were speaking about, that. That shit is real.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And you know, you're angry kids from Iowa.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, yeah. And anybody from Iowa knows what the we're talking about.

[Corey Taylor]

I know, it's so. It's so dark and gloomy there, you know, because I spent time. I toured that state for a while. I drove through that state and it was so ominous. Just the windmills and the gray.

[Christina P.]

What's so flat, like nobody talks about. Because it's as flat as Kansas. And yet Kansas gets more, you know, pr. So that it's. And people need to understand that now. It's like paradise compared to when I was growing up.

[Tom Segura]

Right. I mean they always you the kind of press things about. They're like fastest developing cities, think companies are opening. It's always like celebrated as a lot of people to raise a family.

[Christina P.]

A lot of. A lot of tech companies put down roots. A lot of insurance companies actually. So it balanced out the agricultural side of everything. And a lot of money went into it. So it. I want to say it doubled in size within 10 years, which is crazy. And that was right around the time I moved. So I missed all the good. You know, like, I was like, you.

[Corey Taylor]

Got the raw years.

[Christina P.]

I got. I got the dog. Like the raw dog years.

[Tom Segura]

I was thinking about the story you just told that like pretty much. I think every big band has the experience of some fucking guy being like.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, he's like, who the bullshit fuck is this?

[Tom Segura]

And it's gotta be like, I don't know. I imagine the ones that have any self awareness. It has to be a very sobering thing when people go like, hey, you know who you told us not to sign? Like, yeah, just sold fucking million records.

[Christina P.]

And honestly. And the crazy thing is, is that the guy who really saw the potential for us at Roadrunner, Monte Connor, he was somebody who. There were several bands that he tried to sign that went on to get signed at Other places. So I think that was one of the ways that he was able to get us on Roadrunners because they. They saw the missed opportunities. Also we were working with Ross, who at the time was, you know, a God, you know, just in that. In that genre period, you know, he's just one of the greatest years for, like, primal, like, emotional sludge metal, you know? And that's. Yeah. I mean, the Cure album he did is insane.

[Corey Taylor]

Which one did he.

[Christina P.]

It's. He did Blood Flowers.

[Corey Taylor]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

It's so incredible. It's. Yeah, it's one of the darkest Cure albums fucking ever.

[Tom Segura]

So it's also, I think, so good for artists to hear. Like, in Elaine, when you hear, like, stories like. Like that story of you guys performing.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Is like. Cuz, like, you know, it's not the same, but it kind of is, like in comedy too, right? Just do these gigs that are just brutal, right? And like, if somebody. There's people who see you at them who are like, yeah, don't quit your day job. Okay?

[Christina P.]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

And you have to push through it, right? You have to go like, you've. You're like, no, this is what I do.

[Christina P.]

Right?

[Tom Segura]

And there's shit. Gigs are part of it, you know? But when people go like, you don't have it, you still have to fucking believe, which is.

[Christina P.]

Which is fucked up. And then dealing with peers coming up at the same time, and then suddenly you start to rise above them. The passive aggressiveness that you guys have to deal with that we've. I'm sure you guys have dealt with that, where it's like almost like the jealousy part. It's like, dude, we were friends. Like, why are you coming at me going? It's like, oh, okay. You know? And you just. Yeah. Like. And we got it first in our hometown, and then we got it from Iowa.

[Corey Taylor]

You're from Des Moines. Des Moines, yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

The Des Moines haters.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, man. Well. And trust me. And they fucking hate.

[Corey Taylor]

They still hate us.

[Christina P.]

They still hate us. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Small town haters.

[Christina P.]

It's. And it's weird, too, because.

[Tom Segura]

Would you say after Iowa it was then what?

[Christina P.]

I don't know. I mean, after Iowa would have been the bands on Roadrunner who were the bands that we loved.

[Tom Segura]

You're the big shot.

[Christina P.]

Exactly. And then it slowly balanced out, you know? But at the same time, you know, what people don't realize is that we went back home and tried to help those bands in Des Moines, like, tried to give them a platform. We got three or four of those bands signed and for whatever reason, it didn't work out. Yeah, we took all of those Roadrunner bands out with us. The second that we started to get bigger, we were like, let's go, man. Let's all of us go. And it became. I don't want to say salacious, but at the same time, it was just tragic how quick the egos would turn. And I'm just as bad, you know? But at the same time, we were really trying to put. We were trying to balance out maybe the guilt of, like, blowing up the way we did with trying to help out the bands that we loved, you know? And it wasn't all of them, you know, because we still have a lot of friends from a lot of those bands that were on that. On that label. But we definitely were put in a situation where it was almost lose, lose. And all we could do was just kind of band together and just say, all right, fuck it, let's just go.

[Tom Segura]

We're just. Which was definitely the right decision. There's nothing more you can do.

[Christina P.]

Exactly.

[Tom Segura]

But also to celebrate your 25 years and the fact that you're here tonight, I think, you know, this is what we put together for you.

[Christina P.]

Oh, shit. I still can't watch this without dying, dude.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, man. He's got.

[Christina P.]

He's just.

[Tom Segura]

For all you guys for staying alive all these years.

[Christina P.]

It's like you can hear the sandpaper in his throat, dude. It's like, hey.

[Tom Segura]

Hey.

[Christina P.]

Brutal.

[Corey Taylor]

So good. Can I ask you such a stupid question so you guys. Because I know you're a very visual band. You're very, like, whoa. Did you guys get airplay on mtv? Are you on, like, Headbangers Ball? I mean, like, back in the day.

[Christina P.]

How did you get our first video get banned? Yeah, first video got banned. And that was like.

[Tom Segura]

That's the most fun. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And then we could say that we.

[Tom Segura]

Were like, yeah, see, it's like getting arrested for drugs.

[Christina P.]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Segura]

Pretty fucking cool, man.

[Christina P.]

Our second video, we had two different versions. So they kind of played both versions. It was Wait and Believe. It was like, the big kind of single. But the first one was Spit It Out. And they were like, no, this is way too crazy.

[Tom Segura]

Really.

[Christina P.]

And all it was was live footage. But then we recreated the Shining, which was cool.

[Tom Segura]

That's very cool.

[Christina P.]

It's super cool. We maybe spent 50 bucks on it. And it's still one of my favorite videos.

[Tom Segura]

You got the press of. We were banned.

[Christina P.]

The first video get banned on mtv. And then the first video. Yeah, it was our first video.

[Corey Taylor]

But your first Right, Yeah. Not the first.

[Christina P.]

No, not which I wish you could claim. Oh, God, that'd be great. I want to say that. Well, I can't remember like.

[Corey Taylor]

Like the guys that did like those booty rock shit. Two Live Crew. Like. Yeah, like one of the first.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, they were one of. They were definitely one of the booty rocks.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, it's all like pussy rock.

[Christina P.]

Well, I was wondering. I was like. Because I could have swore that they have. They had a video for S and M which was on the album before 4. As. As nasty as We Want to Be or whatever. Yeah, it was. That was like. That song was so gnarly for a 14 year old kid.

[Tom Segura]

Oh my God.

[Christina P.]

I was like, let's go. You know, that's some trailer parts.

[Tom Segura]

Triple X rated song.

[Christina P.]

Oh, they were brutal. Like me and my friends were listening. We're like, yeah, this is crazy.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. And I'm a goth chick. I shouldn't fucking know. We loved it.

[Christina P.]

I was a goth kid, but I loved old school hip hop. Like, I was like, I love the ghetto boys. I love Public Enemy. I mean, all this, that. That's what I grew up listening to.

[Tom Segura]

That's one reason why was like really one of those groups that like kind of transcend because there's. Yeah, there's so much rage in it.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And so like the anger.

[Christina P.]

Oh, dude.

[Tom Segura]

You know, and the message.

[Christina P.]

Real shit. It was real shit.

[Tom Segura]

Still like that.

[Christina P.]

One of the sweetest dudes I've ever met.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

I met him. He's one of the few dudes that like. I mean, like freaked. I freaked out like, cuz. I mean, you know, he's like my favorite. My favorite.

[Tom Segura]

I went to watch speech at a. Oh, right. So I managed the college radio station for one year and they sent us to this like, whatever, radio retreat in New York. We all just fucked off for three days and just partied in New York. But then the one thing I saw on the itinerary, Chuck D giving a talk. 10am in this one ballroom. So I mean, I was just like.

[Christina P.]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

And I remember that he started, he was like, all right. I usually don't get up this early. And then I don't remember what he said. Right. Like, yeah, I was just there to watch.

[Christina P.]

Brad.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

So cool.

[Christina P.]

He really is. Yeah, he's very cool. He's very open and very artist.

[Tom Segura]

Like he would. If you guys had a musicians union, I feel like he'd be president of the.

[Christina P.]

Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he. He fights for everybody.

[Tom Segura]

He really does.

[Christina P.]

He doesn't around.

[Corey Taylor]

Wait. So let's go back to you because I've been intrigued with Slipknot for so long. I really have. Like, I've.

[Tom Segura]

You.

[Corey Taylor]

You're from Iowa. I know that. I know you have, like, a rough childhood stuff. Yes. You go through a lot of shit. Can you give me, like. I mean, I don't know how much you want to talk about, but what's. What's the snapshot? And then how brilliant that you parlay that into this really unique music that resonates with so many other angry, fucked up kids. It's so great.

[Christina P.]

It's interesting. When I was younger, I didn't realize that I had a propensity for, like, heavy music. Like, I. When I started kind of teaching myself how to play, I just wanted to kind of play songs and plans very much like my solo stuff, basically. But because of the background that I had, you know, just like, growing up, abused all categories. And then being homeless, od twice by the time I was 16 and my friends left me in a dumpster.

[Tom Segura]

In a dumpster?

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Yeah, it was. And I think it was only because they moved me that I actually was able to stay alive. Because then I woke up because they.

[Tom Segura]

Were like, we just got to put the body somewhere.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. They were just like, we can't take him. Yeah, they just left me in a dumpster. So all of that, you kind of look at that. And then I fast forward to I'm doing music with my original bandstone Sour. But there was always something that was kind of like. I was almost like kind of pulling at the chain, you know, I just like, I wanted something more. So when I see Slipknot play their very first show, I was right, like, front row. And I've never had this thought since, and I had never had it before that, but I was like, I'm going to be the singer for this band.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And how old are you?

[Christina P.]

I was. At the time, I was 23. And then two years later, they asked me to join, which was crazy. Yeah. You know, because we all knew each other, you know, I mean, so you did.

[Tom Segura]

You did know those guys.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, yeah, we were all Slipknot. What a lot of people might not know is, like, Slipknot was made up of a lot of people from the scene, you know, and we all knew each other. We'd all played shows together, but we also recognized the people in each band who. That guy's driven. That guy's hungry. That guy's talented.

[Tom Segura]

And that's what your band's Made up of.

[Christina P.]

Exactly. We were the dudes who would. We would have stepped on the necks of our dead mothers to fucking get there.

[Corey Taylor]

You have to.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's part of why you're there.

[Christina P.]

And I think it's also one of the reasons why we were so ferocious in the beginning. Like, we have very little memory of the first year and a half that we toured because we were so. Just go, you know, I mean, I saw home maybe a month and a half in that whole time because we were just fucking gone the entire time. It played every territory that would let us in, even the places that were that banned us. We would play like the Borders. Like we were banned in Greece for the longest time. So we would just play Greece.

[Tom Segura]

You gotta keep these mothers.

[Christina P.]

Well, that place was so convinced that we were satanic.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, really?

[Christina P.]

Oh, and they. They take that shit very seriously, man. So I was like, all right. They finally let us in and we played like this. I'm getting off topic a little bit. We played this like, crazy, amazing, like, amphitheater. Like this natural amphitheater. And dude, people were like, it's a sheer mountain on the other side, like, and people are climbing and coming over the top to get to our show. And I'm just looking. It's like, this is some shit out of World War Z. Like, it was nuts, man. But to go back when I joined that band, I honestly had. It was almost like I had to re. Relearn everything that I knew about making music.

[Tom Segura]

Because this was just a hot. Another.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, man. Because they were so. There were no bounds, no boundaries when it came to music. You know, we. If we wanted to use, you know, death metal, punk, hardcore, hip hop, goth. Electronica.

[Tom Segura]

Ask you this about that, because this is really fascinating in that, like, you know, if you take a guy that plays keyboard, right, and maybe piano or whatever, and maybe there's a songwriter. Sometimes the songwriting will be like, hey, I got this melody right? And then the songwriter will go like, okay, I think, you know, and then he uses the melody and goes. And it's like. It's like an easy to understand. Even as a non musician, you're like, oh, I get it. Like, you're hearing the melody and then you're going to write some words, right? When you have like your size band and. And all the elements, like, how do you construct a song?

[Christina P.]

It's. It's interesting because a lot of it kind of comes down to in the beginning, we would just go. We would get in the room and go, who's got an idea. And nine times out of 10, it would either be Mick or Joey, actually, who would have a riff. And it's like, check, you know, check this out, check this out. And we would start to just. And we would just worry at it and worry at it and build on. Exactly. When we did Weight and Bleed, they came to me and they were like, we want you to just write the chorus. So I wrote the chorus and they constructed the guitar riff over that, which was really cool. So it was the first taste for me that there was no rules.

[Tom Segura]

It's exciting.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I mean, once you kind of throw off those constraints. Yeah. The fucking world is your. It's your bitch, basically, you know. So to answer your question, sometimes if you hear. At least for me, if you hear a really amazing chorus, the melody will just come to you. And it. And it's. You just hear it instinctively and you just kind of start to fuck with it. You fine tune it and you perfect it.

[Tom Segura]

Do you do a lot of chorus first? Like, chorus and then right around it?

[Christina P.]

Sometimes I do. Especially if I'm writing by myself. I'll hear something and then I just kind of craft everything around that chorus and just kind of fill in the blanks.

[Corey Taylor]

Hear the words?

[Christina P.]

Well, sometimes. Sometimes I'll just hear the melody. If the words don't fit with the emotion that I'm finding, then I'll sit down and I'll start to kind of chip away at everything. And once I do that, then I've got it. And then that kind of fills in the blanks of what the song is going to be about. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

How do you hear it? Because when I'm obviously, like, I learned drumming and it's funny because the sound that you make in your head is a right, like. So what do you hear in your head? What's the sound?

[Christina P.]

I almost always hear it like. I almost always hear it in. In a higher register, to be honest. Like. Like a lot of the melodies that I hear. So then I have to kind of bring it down.

[Corey Taylor]

So what does it sound like you.

[Tom Segura]

Hear your own singing voice in your head?

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Christina P.]

Sometimes.

[Corey Taylor]

What sounds are you hearing?

[Christina P.]

I will hear, like, the music. I will hear almost with a lot of, like, reverb. Like, it sounds bigger. Like, I hear the potential of what it could be nice. So, like, even if I just hear a guitar, I can hear the drums, I can hear the guitars, the bass, I can hear. If there's orchestration, I can hear that in it. I can hear the harmonies on the vocals that I hear. And then that kind of gives you the roadmap for when you demo it, you know? And then if it doesn't work in that. That shape, you just trim stuff away and you're like, okay, this seems a little too much. We're gonna. We're gonna pull this back.

[Tom Segura]

This is too busy.

[Christina P.]

Exactly. Yeah. And you just make it. You focus it.

[Tom Segura]

Do you ever have to, like, tell somebody, like, as you guys working together, like, hey, we gotta dial back what you're doing, like this?

[Christina P.]

We've had some times like that. Yeah. And nine times out of 10, the great thing about Slipknot is that we will listen with real ears and go, okay, well, what do you think? And I have had to learn over the years because there have definitely been some times where I've been a little too direct. Well, no, just clinging to an idea too close to it. And so I'll be a little too contentious when it comes to people coming in and giving criticism. And what I've had to learn is that if I expect people to listen to my voice, I have to listen to theirs, you know? So that's been a growing pain for me, you know, because I am a massive ego, and I've had to really dial that back and realize that I'm just a part of it, you know, so. And so as we've gone on, we've gotten better at listening and not taking shit personally. You know, the second agreement. Not taking shit personally and realizing that we're all. We all want the same thing, and it doesn't matter how we get there. Like, nobody's gonna fucking co. Sign it because it's all of us.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You know, so let's just get there, and if you've got the better idea. Fucking A. You know, and I. I've gotten to the point where I love giving credit to other people now because they came up with the idea, you know, and it's. It just feels better.

[Tom Segura]

That's awesome. Yeah, that's nice. You know who else has no fucking boundaries or rules? I want you to watch this.

[Christina P.]

Oh, Christ. I'm going to.

[Unknown]

Heaven Let your light.

[Christina P.]

Shine down on me Collective soul Nice.

[Tom Segura]

Got this Corvette. Puts it in there.

[Corey Taylor]

Crashes, too.

[Tom Segura]

He's good. Front man energy.

[Christina P.]

He's not dying.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

All right. Will you go out on a limb and get him signed? Also, I think. Is that a business card? Dude, it's blown up and it's on the phone.

[Christina P.]

What is that? Right?

[Tom Segura]

Because I see phone numbers. Yeah, and an address.

[Christina P.]

He's definitely a notary public. Yeah, I Mean, that's. Yeah, I mean, he has to be. Right?

[Corey Taylor]

He shows up and you're.

[Christina P.]

He shows up. I'm here to coach hire. You roll your thumb.

[Tom Segura]

His voice, you know, he can.

[Christina P.]

He's got a good timbre there. Yeah, that's definitely. I want to say, like, what do you think the over under is of how many Corvettes came together to make that call? I mean, I'm seeing at least 11. There's a fucking. There's an appliance in there.

[Tom Segura]

Like just some stuff that was a Chevy that he's like, it'll work. It'll definitely work.

[Christina P.]

Pounded into shape. There is a fuck there. Keith.

[Tom Segura]

He is known locally as leopard man and cow in this town in Connecticut.

[Christina P.]

Two very distinct tastes. All right. Shit.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.

[Corey Taylor]

I like his car. I hope he made it because I'd like to order.

[Christina P.]

I mean, that's a sweet car. I definitely had worse cars when was young.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Christina P.]

What? Okay, what was your worst car that you ever had when you were younger?

[Corey Taylor]

87 Chevy Nova. Gray exterior, gray interior, cloth love. It sucks so bad. It would shake if it got to 67.

[Christina P.]

Oh, sh. It was one of those. Right, right. They're like the. The old school governor. Just. This car sucks.

[Corey Taylor]

It sucks.

[Tom Segura]

I had old reliable first, which is a. Was a 95 accord cord.

[Christina P.]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

But I fish tailed showing off and ended up in a ditch. And I had to like use tape underneath to make the front bumper hang on because it had. I drug it off. That was pretty cool. And then I had a Malibu after that.

[Christina P.]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

You know, pretty. I flex on people in my Chevy Malibu, so those were my two beaters, if you will. Nice.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, nice. I had. I had an 82 Mazda.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, why are you flexing on us?

[Christina P.]

Oh, no.

[Corey Taylor]

Damn.

[Christina P.]

82, homie. You need to understand something. The original car was yellow. It had been painted with house paint.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, blue.

[Christina P.]

It was a four speed gear ship. Barely worked. We called it Fat Ed and I would. Yeah. Oh, no, it's nothing. It's. I think it's.

[Tom Segura]

This is way too well maintained.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. But I get closer to that. Not with. Nowhere near as cool as anything really on that fucking thing.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, I want to see what the paint job would look like because what does that look like?

[Christina P.]

So it looks like. No, it looks like the blue shit was peeling.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

So there's a lot of yellow showing. All right. So it looked like somebody had outlined it in yellow.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

But that was the original color.

[Tom Segura]

I also love, by the way, People who think you can paint a car just with your house paint.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Because they're just like, yeah, that bought it for $500.

[Christina P.]

And it was so rad because if you put it in neutral, it would hop backwards. So. And I'm gonna be very irresponsible right now. We would get wasted, and after the bars closed, we would take it out to, like, the big parking lots at the malls and shit. And we would have rodeos. So we would let it off. We would crawl out the window. It's still running and shit. And we would just hold on for fucking deal life.

[Tom Segura]

And this, you guys, is how a band is form.

[Christina P.]

Exactly. You ever want to know why it's.

[Tom Segura]

In the parking lot?

[Christina P.]

Why? Slipknot was formed in Iowa? Because we had Mazda Rodeos.

[Tom Segura]

Yes. That's awesome.

[Christina P.]

Thankfully, no idiots were harmed in the making of that.

[Tom Segura]

That's incredible.

[Corey Taylor]

So how many people, like, meet you and assume you're a terrifying person?

[Christina P.]

Oh, almost everybody. Unless they've seen clips of me online. That's. I've been able to kind of temper that because usually when people meet me, they're like, we thought they first. First of all, they thought I'd be taller. They thought I'd be crazy, you know?

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And then I'm. I'm like, I have kids. What are you talking about? Like, fucking let it go. It's fine.

[Corey Taylor]

And you have to be pretty intelligent and whatever.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

I mean, driven to pull. Pull it together the way you guys have. And. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I mean, even considering just a lot of our. Like, the behavioral issues that we've had over the years, we were able to kind of keep it together.

[Corey Taylor]

What are your behavioral issues?

[Christina P.]

Well, I mean, as a band, we've had our fucking share of weirdness, you know, I mean, we were. We. We set fire to a table at the Kerrang Awards, and we were responsible for Brit Eklund breaking her ankle.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. She was a Bond girl. She hated us for a very long time.

[Tom Segura]

Very long time.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, because we won. We were the first band in Kerrang history to win three awards. And we won Best Single, Best Live Band. And then we won Best band in the World, which they created just for the fans to vote on.

[Tom Segura]

Jesus.

[Christina P.]

And we won and had all of our beers and shit on it and made quite a mess. Brit Eklund was supposed to walk up and present the next award. She slipped in her fucking beer, and so they carried her up. Yes. There she is. She looked a lot like she did on the top, right?

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, I feel like she would have fallen anyways.

[Christina P.]

We felt bad, you know, like, we did feel bad.

[Corey Taylor]

She's at the age.

[Christina P.]

We tried to send her something. It was rejected.

[Tom Segura]

It was rejected.

[Christina P.]

It was rejected. Yeah, it's. It's fine. Like, listen, mistakes were made, okay? That's all I'm gonna say.

[Corey Taylor]

This is what I missed, though. I miss the rocks stars. I miss this stuff. I think that's why I'm so pumped that Oasis is back together.

[Unknown]

Oh.

[Tom Segura]

Do you know that she played a role in this? So about a month ago, she. And maybe it was six weeks ago. There's no talk of Oasis. Nothing.

[Corey Taylor]

Nothing in the.

[Tom Segura]

She puts it out there that she's willing to go airtight with the Gallagher brothers that everybody knows and the other one who not everybody knows. Right. So she's willing to give herself all three inputs. And. And she's like, I'll do that. And then all of a sudden, I don't see her for a few weeks. And then during that period, they're like, guess what? There's new Oasis shows. And I was like, hey, where have you been?

[Corey Taylor]

Just came together, mate. That's what happens when you go to Manchester. I may have dipped out a bit, love.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

But now I'm waiting for them to come to America. That's the next. Like, I don't know what I'm. I'm going to top the. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know how you're going to chop.

[Corey Taylor]

Airtight.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Let's just say you're sealant.

[Christina P.]

That was. I mean, that was a bold choice.

[Tom Segura]

You guys have been in a band for a long time. Have you ever, like, gone nine deep in someone?

[Corey Taylor]

Hell, yes. Some maggots.

[Christina P.]

Honest. Well, hold on, let me see. Let me do the. Let me do the math.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, my God.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I can't talk about it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

All I can say, this was before the Internet interwebs.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

So it can't ruin my life.

[Tom Segura]

It's a different time.

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

Different era. Not everybody had their phone out, dude.

[Christina P.]

Like, let's just say, like, there's some crazy. Yeah, of course, of course.

[Corey Taylor]

That's why you become.

[Christina P.]

Exactly. You know, I. I have very strong opinions about a lot of that.

[Tom Segura]

What's your name?

[Christina P.]

It's like. It was just a different scene, man. Yeah. You know, and people don't realize that you. If you. It's. It's like. It's like watching a movie from the 60s, like watching a Bond film and then judging it based on modern principles.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Christina P.]

Doesn't fucking work that way. Like, you cannot do that with someone in that age, you know, it is an absolutely different fucking ball game. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Now what's going on Was Perry Pharrell and Dave Navarro.

[Christina P.]

That was. That was my wife waking me up and going, have you seen this shit? Yeah. And I was like, no, it's. It's sad, man, because I know both of them. Sure. And Dave Navarro is one of the sweetest souls on the planet. Perry also is very sweet, man. Like his never been anything but fucking kind to me. And seeing that, I. I don't know what's happening there, and I obviously, I don't want to make assumptions because I don't want to get fucking blown out. It looks it. It could be chemical. It could be behavioral. It could be because they've known each other for fucking 40 years, man. There's so many myths about their relationship. Who fucking knows what that would be at this point, you know? So I just hope he's okay. I hope Dave's okay. I mean, I reached out to him to see if he was. It's my phone. Yeah, I was vibrating. Okay, stop there. Okay.

[Corey Taylor]

You texted Dave?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I texted Dave to see how he was doing. He. He hit me back. He was like, he's cool, you know, But. But obviously he doesn't want to say anything because right now they' just trying to figure out what the fuck they're going to do.

[Corey Taylor]

They canceled.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

That's such a bummer. I wanted to see that tour so bad.

[Christina P.]

I've been waiting to see the original four for me and Clown. Actually, Clown's a massive Jane's Addiction fan.

[Tom Segura]

Like, James.

[Christina P.]

He's like. He studied that shit, like, this approter film and came to me just like, dude, Taylor, you don't even fucking know. Like, it's crazy.

[Corey Taylor]

But don't you feel like they're so underrated?

[Christina P.]

I feel like 100%.

[Corey Taylor]

Why the fuck weren't. I think they're considered one of the great, especially coming from Los Angeles. They were like an LA band. And I got to watch that growing up. And then I got to see them at the first Lollapalooza when I was high on acid.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I was there.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, you were Irvine Meadows, bro. And I was like, why? His voice is, like, from another realm. And there's.

[Christina P.]

He's one of the most. There's no way to recreate his voice.

[Corey Taylor]

No.

[Christina P.]

And the people who try, they. It sounds like they're. They're going to kill themselves, you know? Like there's. Yeah. Like, it's so high up There. But it was so perfect with. I compared nothing shocking with welcome with Appetite for Destruction. To me, it. It is same time, one of the. Well, it's just one of those examples of like a perfect album, you know, because you can put that album on and just start it and never skip, like even. Thank you, boys. Is wonderful to listen to, you know. It's just a great, great album, you know.

[Corey Taylor]

Damn.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, it's. I hope they're okay, you know, and knowing how inter band relationships can be, that's fucking tough, dude. Especially for a band that's been around that long, dude.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, because, you know, like, I mean, end of the day there's no telling what it is, right? But you understand that those, those dynamics can shift and change and be challenging and who knows what the story is?

[Christina P.]

I mean, I know bands have been around for five years that have that shit happened, you know, like, it's. It's just. You just never know when you spend that much time on the road with people and you go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows and everything in between, shit's gonna get personal and you just never know what's gonna happen on any given day. Sid and I, who was one of my best friends, my brother, I almost killed him one night when we were doing. We were recording disaster pieces at Love. I want to say it was London arena, but I might be wrong. And he did exactly what we told him not to do. And he. I was so fucking pissed. I was also hammered, so that didn't fucking help anything. He came back and there's a clip online and it's so taken out of context. We all had. Most of us had body cameras. So what he would do is he would go out into the middle of the audience when we would do the sit down part, spit it out. And we told him not to do it this time because we didn't want people to steal those cameras. And he did and they did. And he didn't understand why we were mad. And he comes back and he goes, I'm fucking livid. I'm just like. And he goes, dude, you gotta tell them to give the fucking camera back. And I just whipped around on him. I was just gonna. Shut your fucking. Is one of the most evil moments of my life. And I just didn't give a shit. And to this day I feel bad about it, like. And it's a very real moment that's out there for everybody to see. And taken out of context, it's so fucking horrible, you know?

[Tom Segura]

Right. But also don't forget.

[Christina P.]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

That all of us have those moments.

[Christina P.]

Exactly.

[Tom Segura]

They're just not always captured.

[Christina P.]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And it's. And some people don't admit that they have those moments.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I mean, when he blew himself up recently because he's Sid, I, like, I FaceTimed him and he was in the ER. Like, he had the. And I was just like. But he was also one of the first people to call me after my spinal surgery. So, like, that's how close we are. Like, we go from.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. So it's your real brother.

[Christina P.]

Exactly, dude. Yeah. And anybody's been in a family knows how that is.

[Corey Taylor]

Now, what about Dave Grohl? What's up with his baby mama? Shit. Oh, dude, I'm so. But let me tell you something, bro. Sorry, here's my take.

[Christina P.]

No, it's.

[Corey Taylor]

No, let me just say that I will say this, okay? Like, I apropos this earlier discussion of, like, you guys are rock stars. You're knocking over, right? Old be falling and spraining their ankles. But. But she knows. Hey, that's slipknot over there. Honey. You better be careful. So I feel like this whole. I'm just a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. Like. No, you're not. You're a rock star.

[Tom Segura]

Right?

[Corey Taylor]

And you impregnate fine. Cuz that's what they do. That's what they've been doing for the 70s, the 80s. Like, why come out with a statement announcing it to everybody? And secondly, why are you busting nuts in your side piece, bro?

[Tom Segura]

All valid questions, Christina.

[Christina P.]

Corey, I'm glad you brought that up.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Christina P.]

I was hoping it would come up.

[Corey Taylor]

Get a vasectomy.

[Christina P.]

It's. Fuck, dude. It's so messy. Like, just 100% messy. And.

[Corey Taylor]

You do know Dave Grohl.

[Christina P.]

I do know Dave Grohl.

[Tom Segura]

So.

[Christina P.]

He is one of the nicest people.

[Tom Segura]

On the planet and heard it many times.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

What's that? What was it? Mistakes were made, Christina. I mean. And I don't. Listen, I'll tell you exactly why they put out a press release. Because I'm so confused. Because he wanted to get ahead of it. He wanted to get ahead of it because he knew that if he didn't say something, somebody else was going to say something. Because, I mean, I don't think we even know who the baby mama is. Right.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah. By the time this comes.

[Christina P.]

But I can guarantee you, as soon as she finds out that he may or may not be a part of everything, she was going to say Something. And it's called controlling the narrative. So he got ahead of it. And, you know, I will say this. Obviously, he's very irresponsible, and I know there are a lot of disappointed fans out there because of. Because of the image that he has developed, you know, but I have to remind people that we're not perfect. You know, he was one of the last people to really have that image, you know, because you can't really think of anyone else. I mean, well, Bill Cosby was the last guy, and what the fuck happened there? You know, Pudding pops about. Drink this. Yeah. Walking. Holy shit.

[Corey Taylor]

But that's what I'm saying. I think I. Look, I'll be. Yeah, I just resent the. Like, I'm a good guy. But then you're not. Just. Well, here's everybody.

[Christina P.]

Here's the thing.

[Corey Taylor]

Press positive. Tom's putting on chapstick, everybody.

[Christina P.]

Oh, here we go. This is. That's elaborate right there.

[Corey Taylor]

I mean, that is.

[Christina P.]

That took a long time. I appreciate that. I was here.

[Corey Taylor]

He can't do his mouth shut.

[Tom Segura]

I was trying to break up the seriousness of the dialogue we're talking about.

[Corey Taylor]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christina P.]

This happening. And I'm going to say something very controversial.

[Corey Taylor]

I love it.

[Christina P.]

This happening does not mean he's not a nice person because I happen to know him as a person. It means he's got fucking issues and he fucked up. Yes, of course he's not perfect. It is going to be very difficult for his family.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, that's the part that kills me, kids.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, girls, It's. And I'm not going to make any assumptions about why or how it happened, you know, because obviously, I mean, I'm. I'm sober, but at the same time, you know, I've gone through my own.

[Tom Segura]

Shit, you know, And I also think the. I mean, I. Everyone has valid points, but the good person, bad person thing is not just black and white.

[Christina P.]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

And that's exactly it. People are generally right. It exists in the gray area.

[Christina P.]

Did he do something horrible?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yes, but it shouldn't.

[Tom Segura]

The only thing that defines.

[Christina P.]

Exactly. If that's the one thing that defines him, then what the. Are we doing here?

[Corey Taylor]

I know, but only if you present yourself as a certain thing and it's like, dude, don't. Then that's what. That's what I'm saying. Like, you and I never pretend to be normal people.

[Christina P.]

Here's the thing. It's disappointing. It's disappointing.

[Corey Taylor]

I think I'm just mad at my dad.

[Tom Segura]

This is fair. Corey.

[Christina P.]

She's I mean, yeah. I mean, let's go there. Let's go there. I mean, so, I mean, what did this bring up?

[Corey Taylor]

I think it did. I think it brought up my dad, like, my hatred for my dad being a piece of. And like, some. Those guys are just a type. And I really wish society would just be accepting of the piece of type instead of being like, you should get married and have kids. Like, no, no, no, no, no. This guy. This guy does his thing.

[Tom Segura]

You are better your dad, though.

[Corey Taylor]

Of course I am.

[Tom Segura]

No, I'm saying I think all this channeling.

[Corey Taylor]

Of course it is.

[Tom Segura]

Tom, you're really not mad at David?

[Corey Taylor]

No, I don't care about David.

[Tom Segura]

You're just, you know.

[Corey Taylor]

But it's like the gays. It's just like the gays.

[Tom Segura]

Just like the gays.

[Corey Taylor]

Let the gays be the gays, and then they don't marry women.

[Christina P.]

Release the gays, right? Yeah, release the gays.

[Tom Segura]

Just be gay. And if you want to dump clips and have other kids, then just do it with, you know, don't tie a knot first.

[Corey Taylor]

Don't tie a knot. Don't ruin people's lives.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, switch this up real quick. Something a little more fun. All right, Corey, I'll show you a clip, and you just tell me whether you think it's horrible, oh, we're here now.

[Christina P.]

We're here now.

[Tom Segura]

Or hilarious.

[Christina P.]

Okay, I did push ups my gag reflexes. Ready?

[Corey Taylor]

Says the Slipknot singer. Of all people.

[Christina P.]

Listen. I'm also. Listen. I'm more refined in my old age. Okay, I'm ready.

[Tom Segura]

I don't think I have anything too gross. It's really just whether this makes you laugh or not.

[Christina P.]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, Go ahead.

[Christina P.]

I'm already in, brother.

[Tom Segura]

Yes, brother.

[Corey Taylor]

Do it, brother.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, I'm sweating. Holy.

[Corey Taylor]

That was horrible.

[Christina P.]

I was so ready for a broken leg. And I was. Oh, that made everything so much better. I'm so happy right now. Yes.

[Corey Taylor]

Look at this psycho. He's the biggest psycho. Makes sense.

[Tom Segura]

It's confirmed. Listen, Slipknot is satanic.

[Christina P.]

You're a idiot. Doing skateboard tricks off a roof.

[Tom Segura]

Off a roof.

[Christina P.]

What did you think would happen?

[Tom Segura]

Thank you. Thank you. All right, this is what you got what you asked for.

[Unknown]

This is.

[Christina P.]

I did this shit. I fucked both my knees up.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my.

[Christina P.]

Bring it on. What else do you got?

[Tom Segura]

Here we go. Oh, that's a real speed, bro.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh.

[Tom Segura]

The fact that this ends here is horrible. I wanted to see her mouth with no teeth in it. There's not a two.

[Christina P.]

I wanted to see her with, like, both legs just sticking straight up.

[Tom Segura]

Bro, she's going like 65. Dude, that's so fast.

[Christina P.]

What's the duck.

[Unknown]

Why is.

[Christina P.]

Is there a dog behind them?

[Corey Taylor]

Did you see it? Out of nowhere.

[Tom Segura]

Look, it's hauling ass.

[Christina P.]

Watch dog. What the hell?

[Corey Taylor]

It hops up because it's Mexico, dude.

[Christina P.]

Even he's going, you're going way too fast. I'm going to try and grab you with my mouth and.

[Corey Taylor]

Wait a minute. How do they. That's how people land from that slide.

[Christina P.]

I mean, dirt.

[Tom Segura]

No, you know what this is? It's a water park that's empty out of, like, that's closed down. And they're like, yeah, it'll be a fun slide. There's usually a place pool at the end of that. Just not a pile of dirt and.

[Corey Taylor]

His skinny Mexican dog with tits.

[Christina P.]

It'll be fun. It's not fun. Oh, wait.

[Corey Taylor]

One more time, please.

[Christina P.]

It's good.

[Corey Taylor]

It's good.

[Christina P.]

It's like watching pumpkin bowling at this point. It's just a dog. Oh, okay.

[Tom Segura]

I think I'm going to say knees, hips.

[Christina P.]

Both knees, hips, tailbone. There's at least one vertebrae. That's fucked up there. Holy shit.

[Tom Segura]

And also, by the way, it says this is a very popular thing to go down the slide when it rains. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

What?

[Tom Segura]

But.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, don't. Don't do the shoot without lube, kids.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, only in Mexico. Yeah, hold on. And also, I feel like you should do this one alone, bro. Like, don't have your. She is your friend behind you.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, seriously, the way that she hit that, I would go it alone.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, like, even that made me go. I don't know if I should be laughing, but it's still funny.

[Tom Segura]

It's still funny. Okay, two for two. Here we go.

[Christina P.]

Don't trip on the kayak.

[Tom Segura]

It's his.

[Christina P.]

His demeanor.

[Tom Segura]

Like, told you take a picture of you.

[Corey Taylor]

Not one.

[Christina P.]

Given he's got his phone out.

[Tom Segura]

He does not love dick at all.

[Corey Taylor]

That's his sister. It's got to be his.

[Christina P.]

Gotta be 100%. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

He doesn't give a.

[Christina P.]

There's not a boyfriend on earth that would pull their phone out. I mean. Oh, dude, that's sibling.

[Corey Taylor]

That's sibling hatred.

[Tom Segura]

Did she exit with, like, a head of steam? Why is she coming out?

[Christina P.]

I mean, I just feel like. I feel like she had way too many. Way too many daiquiris.

[Corey Taylor]

She's drunk.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Let's talk about the fact that she just banged her head. Not on the ground. Off the bumper of that van.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Wait. My favorite's the sound she makes.

[Christina P.]

Me and my friends, me and my friends, we used to do this impression of somebody getting kissed in the back of the head with an aluminum bat without knowing. So it'd be, hey, I just think that's funny.

[Tom Segura]

Of course. This. We're three for three. This is.

[Christina P.]

Oh, my God. I don't have snot, do I?

[Tom Segura]

Oh, man.

[Christina P.]

Okay, we're good.

[Corey Taylor]

Don't trip on the kayak. I told you not to trip on the kayak.

[Christina P.]

I told you not to dip shit. That's what you get for with me. Oh, God.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, I hate these. Oh, I can tell already. He's not. He's not taking off. Oh. Oh, there's Ram Dass in the. He's too old.

[Tom Segura]

He broke his back up.

[Christina P.]

I'm so not ready for the branches. Oh, play it again.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

Look at him. He's so confident.

[Tom Segura]

I got this.

[Christina P.]

I've got a logo on his video. Yeah, smell that wind. That's Smell of Freedom. Oh.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, this dude's.

[Corey Taylor]

So, wait, what machine is this?

[Tom Segura]

That's something you make in your house. Yeah, it's called a paramotor.

[Christina P.]

And you. And you sit on it. Yeah, that's safe. By the way. How long do you think he sat there before he actually.

[Tom Segura]

Who put this description in? Is that you?

[Christina P.]

What's the description?

[Tom Segura]

Old white guy tries to fly, doesn't clear the tree line. Yeah, we got that. Thanks, man.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, my stomach hurts.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God, I'm sweating.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I'm officially sweating.

[Corey Taylor]

You're right, Corey. Like, how long was he laying there with the wind out of him?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, he. He sat there. There are a lot of thoughts going through his head. He's just like, man, I spent all weekend putting this shit together, winding this thing.

[Tom Segura]

And also, he talk. You know, this guy's like, oh, yeah, I fucking fly this thing all the time.

[Christina P.]

You guys don't need to come out. Listen, listen. I'm gonna film it for you so you can see it.

[Corey Taylor]

And then he's like, where's my phone? Now he's got a phone. He's his phone to call 9.

[Tom Segura]

1.

[Christina P.]

Oh, fuck, that's broke.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, everything's broke. And, you know, he has a story of, like, you know, the Air Force turned me down. Ever since then, I. I decide I'll fly my own mother. I don't need no fucking.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I could be on pension right now. Turn their backs on the wrong motherfucker.

[Tom Segura]

F35. I got my own.

[Corey Taylor]

This is the audacity.

[Tom Segura]

You want to Hell, yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

The audacity. Hold on. Just to create your own flying that flies on your.

[Tom Segura]

You should not be building it yourself.

[Christina P.]

I agree.

[Tom Segura]

Absolutely not.

[Christina P.]

I 100% learn to fly.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I'm not even allowed to cook by myself. Okay. You think I'm gonna spend time on something that could quite literally blow up on me?

[Corey Taylor]

Or just you're in the sky and then you fall down and you die from being in the sky. And he's got like, a parasail hooked up to a lawnmower and that, like, that's the genius.

[Christina P.]

There's some dip, no wings on tape and some.

[Corey Taylor]

Yeah, there's some fl.

[Christina P.]

I saw, like, you know, floss.

[Tom Segura]

The nice thing is that he can use that again since he'll never walk again. And you can just sit and use that. Yeah, he could just be like, okay, just put the electric shit on here now.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, just kick. So, yeah, just put some handles on it just in case the battery runs out and you can push me over there.

[Tom Segura]

Would you like to tell Corey what we're gonna show?

[Corey Taylor]

Yes. Tiktoks. These are the. I'm serving the marginalized communities on TikTok. The under reference.

[Tom Segura]

Do you know what she does?

[Christina P.]

Oh, I've seen it.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

Oh, I've seen it.

[Tom Segura]

So you know that it can be a roller coaster of emotions.

[Christina P.]

It's. I'm prepared, I'm ready, I'm ready. This is.

[Tom Segura]

You don't know whether you're gonna laugh, feel very, very sad.

[Christina P.]

I think we've established I'm going to laugh. Okay, that's fine.

[Tom Segura]

Here we go. Up first in Christina's talks.

[Christina P.]

I had a good life.

[Tom Segura]

Oh.

[Corey Taylor]

So this is clearly a foot fetish page. But the toenails are extra long.

[Christina P.]

Oh, my God. You know how dehydrated you have to be for that to curl like that.

[Corey Taylor]

I just got the chop.

[Christina P.]

God, why is she doing that? That is a scene from Lost Boys Kids. That is some serious.

[Corey Taylor]

But however, my penis is up inside.

[Tom Segura]

Of my own body right now. You know that it's inverted.

[Christina P.]

Mine's. Mine's in the waiting room. It's gone. It's like. What in the is that?

[Corey Taylor]

But this only fans page probably. Dude, I'm sure it is. That's why.

[Tom Segura]

Let's move on.

[Corey Taylor]

Tick tock. So that it's a. It's linked up, right?

[Tom Segura]

One of the worst things.

[Corey Taylor]

Some. Some lady makes her living.

[Christina P.]

This is cosplay for people who are dogs that don't get their nails clipped. You know what I mean?

[Tom Segura]

She could literally grab A mouse, you know, pull it right up to her mouth.

[Corey Taylor]

It's making somebody hard right now.

[Christina P.]

I mean somebody listen that you're right. I bet there's a fetish.

[Tom Segura]

Of course, the fact that like right now I like is when the super.

[Christina P.]

Long bend and they're clicking but don't paint them. Then I can't tell that it's a nail, but it's totally looks like something that's enamel. Make sure it looks real. Look at the shit.

[Tom Segura]

Gnarly.

[Corey Taylor]

How do you wear shoes?

[Tom Segura]

You don't wear shoes.

[Christina P.]

You don't wear shoes.

[Tom Segura]

You never wear shoes.

[Christina P.]

That 100% is a sandal wearing person.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Christina P.]

And you can tell from the sunspots glistening on her ankles.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Christina P.]

I'm assuming it. Listen, I apologize for gendering you assuming that you are a woman.

[Corey Taylor]

How dare you.

[Tom Segura]

Wild assumption that you've made.

[Christina P.]

Wild.

[Tom Segura]

But let's they them, they, them.

[Christina P.]

Right, they them.

[Tom Segura]

I am on the verge of vomiting. So let's go to the next one.

[Christina P.]

Coffee time.

[Corey Taylor]

Strong black coffee, best drink of the day. All right, so this one she's on.

[Christina P.]

That's it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, she sends me this every morning.

[Corey Taylor]

This is how I wake my husband every morning.

[Tom Segura]

Different videos.

[Christina P.]

Love it. Okay, so it's the same.

[Tom Segura]

She does the same, but she's different. She wears different revealing attire.

[Christina P.]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

And then says strong black coffee, best.

[Corey Taylor]

Drink of the day.

[Christina P.]

And that's not off putting.

[Tom Segura]

And I go, I always write back, please stop sending me.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, she clearly showcases her ample bosom.

[Christina P.]

Right?

[Corey Taylor]

It's a thinly veiled bosom Instagram.

[Christina P.]

I mean that's, that's a pregnant bike rack right there.

[Corey Taylor]

Usually.

[Tom Segura]

Sometimes she's in like bikini tops and you're like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, they're really out there.

[Corey Taylor]

She really needs to get her breast MRI.

[Tom Segura]

There's probably 10 dicks a little closer there.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.

[Corey Taylor]

She's got 10 cancer dicks. Her tits.

[Tom Segura]

Yes. Okay, let's move on to the.

[Corey Taylor]

I only had one cancer dick.

[Christina P.]

We are proud of it.

[Tom Segura]

And I, I don't really want any.

[Christina P.]

Immigrants in my country. You know, some people say there is demographic problem in Poland. We need more. We need more young kids, you know, and what I'm about to say is not good. But yeah, of course, let the immigrants in. Let them rap our women and let's have more kids, man. If you want that, let's do it.

[Tom Segura]

But I'm against that.

[Christina P.]

I'm against all the immigration. I don't really like that. And I'm not trying to take a risk for immigrant people to rap our women, kill our kids, and that will be just dangerous. I don't approve that.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you, Maine.

[Christina P.]

I mean, say what you want. He's got. He's. He's very polite. You know, he thanked him at the end. You know what in the young guys.

[Tom Segura]

Had a couple drinks. He's like, oh, you want to talk?

[Christina P.]

He's had a couple of bottles.

[Tom Segura]

Dude.

[Christina P.]

That kid, I guess are swimming.

[Tom Segura]

Oh yeah, he's wrecked.

[Corey Taylor]

Yes, you're right. But I will say I may have family members, people I'm. I know that would say this stuff perfectly sober. This is not an unpopular Eastern blast.

[Christina P.]

You're not wrong. Yeah. Having played a lot of those places, I've been exposed to a lot of that.

[Tom Segura]

You know what's nice, Corey, about our country? It's just us.

[Christina P.]

Just you when no one is here.

[Tom Segura]

Country. So many dark people.

[Christina P.]

Could not agree more.

[Tom Segura]

Nice.

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Corey Taylor]

Our women.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Unaliving our children. How dare you.

[Tom Segura]

This kid's a kid too. He's a. Okay.

[Christina P.]

He's like 16.

[Corey Taylor]

That's what I'm saying. He's heard this at home. Oh yeah, this is his.

[Tom Segura]

And also speech. Can we assume.

[Christina P.]

Can we assume that English is not his first language? So maybe it's just lost in the translation. Maybe it's better in the Polish.

[Tom Segura]

In Polish it like. Oh yeah, he's just. He's just a nationalist.

[Unknown]

He's just.

[Christina P.]

Oh, oh, okay. So you know, pride. There we go.

[Tom Segura]

I just think that like if you met this. If you showed me this kid. No mic, nothing. You're like, what do you think this guy be like? Hey, seems like he's a nice guy.

[Christina P.]

Still.

[Tom Segura]

Oh yeah.

[Christina P.]

Oh, this. This is going to be kid.

[Tom Segura]

He's probably.

[Christina P.]

He's going to talk about skateboarding, you know, fruit rollups, you know, cuz that's what kids do for sure.

[Corey Taylor]

Yep. Oh, this.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, okay.

[Corey Taylor]

Showing you the flower. There's a guy, he's very fit. He's.

[Christina P.]

The music is incredible.

[Corey Taylor]

He's got hearty nips too.

[Tom Segura]

Oh yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

Beefy nips.

[Tom Segura]

Bike shorts.

[Corey Taylor]

He's just letting you know what he's got to offer.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know why I need to keep seeing his crotch. I don't know why that keeps happening.

[Corey Taylor]

He's telling.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, he kissed you. He just gave you a kiss.

[Christina P.]

Dude. He is smuggling plums down Judas Priest.

[Corey Taylor]

So this is also a lane of TikTok where it's the shirtless fit guy. And then he like glances like you can glance his junk like he'll like. It's like accidental. Yeah. Whoopsie.

[Tom Segura]

Did I just really reveal my crotch?

[Corey Taylor]

Uh oh. Coffee time. Time.

[Tom Segura]

It's the equivalent where strong black.

[Christina P.]

My wife has some like that where it's like the vampires and the werewolves. Yeah, they're. Oh, dude, they've got a whole lane where it's like. I think one's like a. There's a. There's a. A troll. There's. Yeah. What are you talking about?

[Tom Segura]

Are you guys going to.

[Corey Taylor]

Are you going to.

[Tom Segura]

Hold on.

[Christina P.]

Time out. I haven't been on social media since 2018. I see this shit over her shoulder.

[Corey Taylor]

Okay?

[Christina P.]

So I'm just.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, tell your. But she.

[Christina P.]

Oh yeah, you guys need to talk algorithms. Hers are fucking incredible. Like really, really good.

[Corey Taylor]

Vampires. Werewolves.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. And it's this one dude, I mean, and he's got a lot of followers and he's got long black hair and he is like when I'm out, I mean, he is dark.

[Corey Taylor]

Wait a minute. You know, light skinned black guy.

[Christina P.]

No.

[Corey Taylor]

With really pretty eyes.

[Christina P.]

No. But I'm sure she follows him too, so. And it's like gorgeous men. And I'm just sitting there going, those are some warlocks.

[Corey Taylor]

I've seen the warlocks.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christina P.]

There's some serious.

[Tom Segura]

Pretty cool.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Her, her, her, her for you page is pretty amazing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You guys gotta talk. Yeah, it's gonna be great.

[Tom Segura]

All right.

[Christina P.]

Okay, what do we got?

[Corey Taylor]

My man could spell his name with his load. I would wear that necklace forever. And although we did have enough powder where spelling a whole name would be possible, my client ordered a simple letter necklace with his semen sample incorporated. That's me. Of course. I had to do a gummy match.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you.

[Corey Taylor]

A lot of jizz. No, I'm wearing it.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, but you ordered it.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, yeah, the gummy bear and tea for Tom.

[Tom Segura]

Wow, that's really cool.

[Christina P.]

Are we just gonna skip the part where it was load?

[Tom Segura]

So you just. You mail in your jizz and then they dehydrate it and they make these. I mean, low.

[Corey Taylor]

Jewels.

[Tom Segura]

Well, you don't. You don't want to say you love square.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I mean, listen, I mean, I love crafting as much as the next guy, but.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, just mail your jizz into this lady.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I mean, Christmas is around the corner. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Get your lady something nice.

[Christina P.]

I don't need more gifts.

[Tom Segura]

What are you gonna get her? Another bracelet?

[Christina P.]

It's from Tiffany's. Bouillon. Yeah. Yeah. When are you gonna, you know, when are you gonna fill this yeah, with jizz.

[Corey Taylor]

Actually, it would be quite a conundrum, Tom, if you gave me jizz jewelry. But then it was diamond encrusted, so you're like, wow, do you wear it or you know what I mean?

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Do you eat it? I got it, yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I sprinkle diamonds in my food. Oh, coffee. Here it is.

[Corey Taylor]

Black coffee. Best drink of the day. It could be me. I mean, that could have been me if I had my tits. 10 more years. I bet you she crushes only fans. That's got to be what this is.

[Tom Segura]

You think she's a fan of immigrants coming into our country?

[Christina P.]

How'd you vote? Brexit or Nexus?

[Tom Segura]

Black coffee.

[Christina P.]

Strong coffee people. Wow.

[Corey Taylor]

Totally.

[Christina P.]

I'm surprised she's drinking coffee. They're a tea drinking folk.

[Corey Taylor]

Oh, you're right.

[Tom Segura]

Well, yeah, you're right.

[Christina P.]

Or maybe. Or maybe it's geographically specific. Like, she does these for America, right? And then she keeps that cup of tea. Cup of tea, cup of hot tea. Strong black tea.

[Tom Segura]

Tea all the time.

[Christina P.]

Strong English breakfast tea.

[Tom Segura]

I'm a coffee guy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

I don't like it either. It makes my tummy hurt. The teeth.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, gee. This is Stephen Baldwin.

[Corey Taylor]

I love you.

[Tom Segura]

He's been doing this a lot. It's fucking so weird. It is so weird.

[Unknown]

What?

[Christina P.]

What? What the fuck is what?

[Tom Segura]

That is a. This is a version of thirst trapping. It really is. But instead of being, like, sexually trapping people, it's doing this emotional hijacking. So what you're trying to do. Gotcha listed people to be like, either I love you too, or what's going on with you? I'm deeply disturbed. It's all attention getting. Cause this is not fucking.

[Corey Taylor]

This is so true, Tom. This is the equivalent of the 2008 Facebook post of, like, mom's healing. Well, the wounds are pussing, but I'm cleaning them every day. Thanks for checking out.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God, are you okay? It's just to elicit a react, like, yeah, what did we all need to know that Stephen Baldwin loved us? Like, it's such a strange.

[Christina P.]

I mean, I didn't know until today. Right now, I don't. I'm. I think I'm a little worse for wear for it.

[Tom Segura]

The funny thing is he's doing that and then we have. No. We have this clip of Alec when he was in court. That is.

[Corey Taylor]

I really appreciated the acting that he did on Saturday Night Live and I really appreciate his politics.

[Christina P.]

You told one of the witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview that you thought Mr. Baldwin was a cocksucker.

[Tom Segura]

That was a snap. Very good, huh?

[Christina P.]

That's very good.

[Corey Taylor]

Court.

[Tom Segura]

You can say that in court if it's a transcript. Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

That's amazing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. All right, we're almost done.

[Corey Taylor]

He's like, wait a minute. I didn't fucking shit it on myself.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God.

[Corey Taylor]

Had to get right back in the shower, y'all. I thought it was going to be a fart, like a regular fart.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

But that spit it out.

[Tom Segura]

I was like, spit it out.

[Corey Taylor]

That's what happened when you in the.

[Unknown]

Process of losing weight.

[Corey Taylor]

You basically out a lot of wait toxins and.

[Christina P.]

Is that. Is that it?

[Tom Segura]

Is that how you do it?

[Christina P.]

Is that. Is that it?

[Unknown]

That just happened on my old white sheets.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know that you needed to actually post this is.

[Corey Taylor]

That's what I'm wondering.

[Christina P.]

This is 100% only fans.

[Tom Segura]

This is.

[Christina P.]

This has to be. Oh, yeah, come on.

[Tom Segura]

You could have just like, listen, talk to the camera.

[Christina P.]

Am I one of the only ones who remembers cake farts or the off brand meatloaf farts? Do you remember that one?

[Tom Segura]

I've seen that too. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I don't know which one I prefer worse.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

However, I will say, after a certain age, this is a 100% problem to worry about. You have to give it the one cheek sneak that Carlin used to say. He's like, oh, Christ, please, please just be gas.

[Corey Taylor]

Well, what's interesting about this one is that it's a woman choosing to post a shart sheet and she stayed on.

[Tom Segura]

That, like, here it is, here's the massive shit shark sheet.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Led with it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Didn't start with her. Led with it.

[Tom Segura]

Could have just told you the story you're never going to believe.

[Christina P.]

Strong game.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Like she's. I'm so confident that people are going to want to see this leading with this.

[Tom Segura]

And you know when you lose weight a lot of times what happens is you shit out your weight.

[Christina P.]

You do you that weight out. Yeah. What are you. What are you waiting for? It's time for you to that weight out.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah. Just happens. Oh, all right, Last one. Here we go.

[Corey Taylor]

Best drink of the day is the.

[Christina P.]

Judge eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

[Tom Segura]

So this is one of our original favorite.

[Christina P.]

I've seen that one.

[Tom Segura]

And he like. I mean, we're talking like more than 10, like 10 years easily.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And he was. I mean, the clip is older, but like we like really were. And then this man just passed away.

[Corey Taylor]

Jason was arrested in 1991, police believed.

[Christina P.]

He was one of Queensland's most wanted. A serial credit card fraudster.

[Corey Taylor]

One Chinese meal at a time.

[Christina P.]

See that chap over there? Get your hand off my penis.

[Corey Taylor]

Mr. Carlson met his arresting officer in June at the legendary restaurant.

[Christina P.]

When it comes to the allegations of.

[Corey Taylor]

Credit card fraud, Mr. Carlson maintained his innocence.

[Tom Segura]

If they can put something on you, they'll do it. From the age of seven, Mr. Carlson.

[Corey Taylor]

Had spent time in institutions, homes, and had escaped from jail three times. Also a passionate.

[Christina P.]

I think he should have got an Academy Award. I think he would have made a great. A great actor.

[Tom Segura]

Mr. Carlson was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and has died aged 82. We salute you.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, man.

[Corey Taylor]

I hope he had his final succulent Chinese.

[Christina P.]

No Jesus.

[Corey Taylor]

Before he died.

[Tom Segura]

Quite a news piece on him.

[Corey Taylor]

I didn't realize he totally from jail three times.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Corey Taylor]

And he clearly was an actor because that voice they put on.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Segura]

Hands off my penis.

[Corey Taylor]

Brilliant.

[Tom Segura]

That was really good.

[Christina P.]

Holy shit.

[Corey Taylor]

If I get arrested, I'm gonna go out like that, Right? Don't touch my penis.

[Tom Segura]

Mama love you.

[Corey Taylor]

Mama love you.

[Tom Segura]

All right, Corey, thank you for coming.

[Christina P.]

No, thank you for having me, man. I really appreciate it, really enjoyed. Alicia and I have been massive fans for a very long time, so we were really stoked.

[Tom Segura]

It was a real treat to have.

[Corey Taylor]

You come back again.

[Christina P.]

And we'll do my best next time. Can we bring Alicia? Because she's way funnier than I am and way better to look at, trust.

[Tom Segura]

Me, than the fucking. Yeah, for sure.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. 100.

[Tom Segura]

Let's have her replace you. But congrats on 25 years. Thank you. And on this, the tour, the tour continues. If you want to see Slipknot on tour, they're going to be in South America.

[Christina P.]

Yep.

[Tom Segura]

And then Europe. And you can get [e-mail]. Again, thank you so much for coming.

[Christina P.]

Thanks for having me, man.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you. We'll see you guys. Bye. Bye.

[Corey Taylor]

Mommy.

[Christina P.]

This is my struggle? Your room's house, your ring, your r.

[Corey Taylor]

Your r my struggle every day? Your mom's house, your mom's house Makes.

[Christina P.]

My pain go away I don't care about anything at all but Christina? I don't care about anything at all but Christina, you're my Got my jeans on, got my jeans on I got my jeans on high and tight got my jeans on we got my jeans.

[Corey Taylor]

On I got my jeans on high.

[Christina P.]

Tide Got my jeans on, got my jeans on I got my jeans on High, tight, got my jeans on get my jeans on, Got my jeans on. I don't care about anything at all but Christina.

[Corey Taylor]

Your mouth, toes.

[Christina P.]

I don't care about anything at all but Christina.

[Corey Taylor]

Be tom in your mouth.

[Tom Segura]

Touch my camera through the fence, you fool.

[Christina P.]

And just return the favor. Good morning, Queen. You're gonna have a good day. You are amazing. I make pancakes. I don't care about anything at all but Christina.