Podcast Summary: Your Mom’s House Ep. 837 – "Come Get Fat With Tom Segura"

Release Date: November 19, 2025
Hosts: Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky
Studio: YMH Studios

Episode Overview

In this lively and laugh-packed episode, Tom and Christina cover a whirlwind of topics—most notably Tom’s new bakery adventure in Austin, food indulgences, fat privilege categories, relationships, and the ever-present absurdities and oddities from the internet. True to form, the "Mommies" dive into stories about overindulgence, body image, societal trends, weird internet people, and pet ownership gone awry, all with their signature mix of irreverence and candor.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Tom Opens a Bakery – "Chicho Bomba"

• Tom’s Croissant Obsession: Tom shares his love for croissants and the story behind opening a new bakery, Chicho Bomba, in Austin.
  • "I used to go there and I would buy a pizza box worth of croissants. And then I would walk around and I would give people free ones on my walk." (01:36)
  • The bakery's main location is still under construction, but there’s a pop-up in the Fairgrounds, downtown Austin, beneath the Wells Fargo building (02:00).
  • The pastries hail from authentic Italian recipes, created by friends Dante and Luciano (03:33). The name ‘Chicho Bomba’ means “little fat ass” in Italian, a playful nod to indulgence (03:48).
  • Quote: "If you wanna get fat, get fat with me. Come to my fat place." – Tom (04:33)

Food Indulgence & Fat Privilege

• Indulging Smartly: Discussion on only indulging in food when it’s really worth it, versus “wasting” calories on bad pastries. Christina commiserates: "Sometimes you go, oh, I'm just going to eat this dog shit pastry. And... you just wasted this." (04:24)
• Fat Categories: Christina shares a viral clip explaining "small fat," "mid-fat," and "super fat," categorized by shirt size and the associated privileges, like fitting into airplane seats (11:29–12:05).
  • Tom admits: "I've definitely been small fat. I think I've been mid-fat too. So I've had different levels of privilege." (12:05)
• Fat Fashion: Christina and Tom critique fat fashion, sweating the importance of style and comfort. "If you're heavy, there's a certain way you should dress. That's not it." (16:06)

Relationships & Fetishes

• ‘Fatsos’ in Love: The couple jokes about viral clips of larger women with smaller men, and the potential fetish or caretaking dynamic.
  • Christina: "God bless black men, they love fatsos. Otherwise, this woman would not have love in her life." (31:25)
• Gross-out Segment: Discussions drift into sex logistics for super-sized couples and wild fetishes, including a listener’s story about a boyfriend who loved “wet, loud, messy farts.” (45:51)
  • Tom (on farting): "I have never farted in front of you. I'm never gonna break that." (46:32)
  • Christina retorts: "Every day of my life...the farts that came after...I hear it all the time." (46:40)

Addiction, Wealth & Celebrity Transformations

• Gambling Catastrophes: Christina and Tom discuss Terry Watanabe’s notorious $200M casino losses and how being rich can insulate people from reality (24:00–26:34).
  • Christina: "That's the problem with being rich—nobody tells you no." (26:17)
• CEO ‘Glow-Ups’: Contrasting today's ultra-fit tech CEOs (Bezos, Zuckerberg) with the flabby CEOs of the past.
  • Tom: "The Bezos one is the best transformation ever...What happens if you give a fucking dork a hundred billion dollars?" (48:22)
  • They poke fun at Mark Zuckerberg's and Elon Musk’s varying aesthetics, and reminisce about the late, rounder Tommy Lasorda—a “fat piece of shit” manager who embraced his physique. (56:07)
  • Christina: "If you're going to be a rich, be a rich. The problem is you're trying to be a likable rich person. Nobody likes you." (55:24)
• On Elon: “He looks like a hot bag...ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.” – Christina (53:20)

Weird Internet Clips & Pet Stories

• Classic YMH Clips: Revisiting internet icons like "the four strokes guy," meth-fueled sexual confessions, an unhinged anti-autistic rant, and cringe-inducing TikTok business updates.
  • Christina is repulsed and then amused: "With these cool guys, I go full circle. I go through repulsion...anger...sadness...now I'm in full acceptance." (07:14)
• Pet Fatness: Tom’s family story: every pet ends up obese under their care, much to the consternation of veterinarians.
  • Fat beagle Rocket and green-bean diets. “My parents would be like...do you walk your dog?...We’ve been meaning to.” (37:02)
  • The saga of Bisky the Brussels Griffon who developed an eating disorder post-rehoming (40:21).
• Automated Cat Feeding Woes: Christina faces a modern conundrum—how to automate feeding while managing one fat and one skinny cat (42:13).
• Hamsters That Won’t Die: Their unwanted, surprisingly long-lived hamsters—“I'm like, fucking die, dude. I don't want to pay for this anymore.” (44:40)

Oddities & Social Commentary

• They riff on global healthcare (“How good are hospitals in India?”), cringe “dating app” bans, social privilege, and America's shifting attitudes on indulgence vs. discipline.

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Indulgence:
  "If you're going to indulge, I want it to be worth it." – Tom (04:17)
• On Fat Categories:
  "It's based on what level of privilege you have in the world." (11:29)
• On gambling losses:
  "That's the problem with being rich—nobody tells you no." – Christina (26:17)
• On ‘Fit CEOs’:
  "The Bezos one is the best transformation ever...if you give a fucking dork a hundred billion dollars..." – Tom (48:22)
• On family pets:
  "Every time we went to the vet, they'd be like, hey, so this dog's really sick...well, it's super fat." – Tom (37:02)
• On relationships & fatness:
  "God bless black men, they love fatsos. Otherwise, this woman would not have love in her life." – Christina (31:25)
• On being average:
  "I’m not trying to be fit. I’m just trying not to be disgusting." – Tom (47:43)
• On fart fetishes:
  "My ex boyfriend loved it when I farted right in his face...wet, loud, messy farts." (45:51)
• On absurdity of the internet:
  "With these cool guys...I go through repulsion...now I'm in full acceptance of him." – Christina (07:14)

Memorable Clips & Tech Talks

• YMH reviews viral fails: aging musicians attempting stage acrobatics, cringeworthy social media business updates, and bungee jump stories gone wrong (71:19).
• Christina’s affection for odd TikTok finds, and Tom’s delight in disturbing internet video segments.

Conclusion

Laden with authentic personal stories and wild internet finds, Ep. 837 epitomizes the YMH mix: candid, self-deprecating, and full of biting humor about food, bodies, wealth, relationships, and everything in between. From Tom’s bakery announcement to pet obesity and CEO glow-ups, every segment is layered with sharp commentary and raucous laughter—a must-listen for longtime fans and newcomers alike.

For further details and a taste of Chicho Bomba, check out the pop-up at The Fairgrounds in downtown Austin, or follow Tom and Christina for more irreverent takes and tour dates.

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