Your Mom’s House Ep. 835: Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?!

Hosts: Tom Segura & Christina P.
Release Date: November 5, 2025
Studio: YMH Studios

Episode Overview

This episode of Your Mom’s House dives into everything from reality TV nostalgia and medical oversharing to viral oddballs and, true to YMH style, scatological humor. Tom and Christina riff on bizarre reality shows, discuss constipation (with the usual level of detail), explore boundary-pushing public weirdos, and introduce a new “FedSmoker” archetype, all while freely swapping stories as a married couple with no boundaries.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Merch Updates & Makeup Philosophy

[00:39-01:36]

• Christina promotes her winter drop and shares her passion for developing high-quality makeup that isn’t Kardashian-style.
• Tom admires Christina’s non-mainstream “dark demon hunter” aesthetic.
• Quote:
  • “Not necessarily about, like, you know, being a Kardashian. Cause that shit’s boring.” – Christina [01:25]
  • “You’re a dark child.” – Tom [01:35]

2. 2000s Reality TV Deep Dive

[02:05-07:28]

• Tom and Christina reminisce about shows like Trading Spouses and Wife Swap, including a legendary “God Warrior” meltdown.
• Tom discusses working behind the scenes in reality TV, with anecdotes about the chaos of early post-production, and the show’s French mastermind, Jean Michel.
• Quote:
  • “She was having like a mental break... those people are demons and I’m a God warrior.” – Tom [04:33]
  • “Dark sided! The entire house is dork sided.” – Christina [04:58]

3. Cigarettes, Vaping, and the Threshold for Cancer

[07:45-09:44]

• Tom and Christina debate whether vaping is healthier than smoking, joking about when it’d be “OK” to start smoking again, and wondering about the “safe” number of cigarettes before risking cancer.
• They joke about consulting Dr. Drew for a more scientific answer.
• Quote:
  • “If it comes back, you tell them... two packs a day.” – Tom [08:26]
  • “What’s the cancer number?” – Christina [08:41]

4. Hardcore Bowel Talk

[10:09-15:17]

• Addressing a fan question about constipation, Christina gives medical-style advice (laxatives, suppositories), and they trade hospital stool stories.
• Tom recounts a mortifying nurse suppository experience, while Christina provides “poop soup” hacks.
• Quote:
  • “Just shove a suppository right up your ass...” – Christina [11:15]
  • “The nurse who’s supposed to be a... she goes, Oh, my God. You have so much hair back here.” – Tom [13:02]

5. Couples & Bathroom Shame

[16:39-21:16]

• Christina confronts Tom about his audible “post-push” sigh after bowel movements and their shared lack of boundaries regarding farting.
• They marvel at couples who hide all bathroom noises, with Tom considering that “as crazy as never breathing.”
• Quote:
  • “You’re not allowed to breathe around here. There’s no chance.” – Tom [21:11]

6. Wild Reality TV Experimentation: Black. White. on FX

[21:17-30:57]

• The hosts react to clips from a 2006 show (Black. White.) that used makeup to “swap races” between two families, discussing its cringeworthy and problematic moments.
• They riff on facial prosthetic technology and muse about recreating the experiment themselves (tongue-in-cheek).
• Christina recalls a profound experience at the Apartheid Museum in South Africa.
• Quote:
  • “Why is this white family so horny?” – Narrator [23:13]
  • “[About the Apartheid Museum]...They give you a card and you have to go in a separate entrance... so that’s just the beginning.” – Christina [29:51]

7. Strange Men in Public: Christopher Torres, TikTok Creeps, and Viral Weirdos

[31:19-34:54]

• Tom and Christina react to a TikTok video where a man proudly admits to photographing a woman's behind.
• They digress into a bit about Coca-Cola Freestyle machines and wish for more product “freestyle” options.

8. Medical Talk: Contacts & Lasik Nightmares

[35:01-39:57]

• Tom, newly bespectacled, discusses deteriorating eyesight and expresses horror over viral videos showing “23 contacts” removed from a woman’s eye.
• They debate Lasik eye surgery “gone wrong,” with Christina stressing she’d “never eff with” contacts or Lasik.
• Quote:
  • “23 just up there.” – Tom [37:14]
  • “I don't want to... I'd rather wear glasses.” – Christina [39:57]

9. The New “FedSmoker?/Chomo” – Sigma Chi Auditor

[40:29-45:58]

• The hosts review a character reminiscent of infamous YMH legend “FedSmoker,” an amateur auditor (Christopher Torres) who films himself confronting frat members, authorities, and random strangers with unfiltered, confrontational rants.
• Christina notes, “we’re getting him young,” imagining his “arc” as an irritant for years to come.
• They play several of his clips with lines such as, “Check these ass cowards out. You look transgender. Are you man or female? I can't even tell the difference this day and age.” [41:13].
• Quote:
  • “Supposedly, you should handle your own problems. You should handle your own problems. Be a grown ass man. You act like a girl. All of yous act like girls.” – Christopher Torres [42:31]
  • “This guy’s got a lot of potential. Do we know anything more about him? Because I’m really feeling his style.” – Tom [43:06]

10. Classic YMH Oddities & Internet Crazies

[47:03-66:43]

• The hosts screen and react to a series of viral videos, including:
  • DIY tooth pulling (“so much meth you’ve got to be on to not feel it” – Christina [47:44])
  • “Happy homeless” positivity videos
  • Relationship TMI (woman talks about an STI scare that is “just a bacterial infection”)
  • Cholas with the munchies in LA
  • Disturbing “serial killer energy” TikTokers
  • An elderly man celebrating his young wife’s birthday (“He was probably thinking like two years” – Christina [64:54])
  • A message “to the FBI” from a TikTok oddball on the lam ([65:36])

11. Fart Shirt in Felony Court: The Logic of Chaos

[66:16-68:16]

• Christina and Tom watch a courtroom video where a man wears a “World’s Best Farter” shirt for a felony hearing, lampooning how ill-prepared people can be.
• Christina proposes fines for bad “airplane pajamas” etiquette.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• "Dark sided. The entire house is dork sided."
  – Christina, channeling the “God Warrior” reality TV meltdown. [04:58]

• “Just shove a suppository right up your ass...”
  – Christina on hardcore constipation strategies. [11:15]

• “Supposedly, you should handle your own problems. Be a grown ass man. You act like a girl. All of yous act like girls.”
  – Christopher Torres, introducing the new “FedSmoker” energy. [42:31]

• “He’s got tops. She was probably thinking like two years.”
  – Christina on age-gap birthday couple. [64:54]

• “There’s a direct correlation between how you end up in felony court and what you think you should wear to court.”
  – Tom, on the “farter” t-shirt defendant. [66:42]

Segment Timestamps

• [00:39] – Christina’s winter drop & makeup talk
• [02:10] – Reality TV nostalgia: “God Warrior”
• [07:45] – Smoking/vaping/cancer chat
• [10:09] – Constipation advice, hospital stool stories
• [16:39] – Bathroom boundaries in relationships
• [21:28] – “Black. White.” reality show (race swapping), Apartheid Museum
• [31:19] – TikTok oddballs & Coke Freestyle digression
• [35:01] – Dangers of contacts/Lasik
• [40:29] – Introduction of new “FedSmoker” (Christopher Torres/Sigma Chi Auditor)
• [47:03] – Rapid-fire odd internet videos
• [66:16] – “World's Best Farter” T-shirt in felony court

Overall Tone & Takeaway

As always, Tom and Christina combine gross-out humor and irreverence with real relationship candor. The episode is a blend of nostalgic, raunchy, and earnest—focusing on weird corners of internet culture and everyday indignities alike. The emergence of the “new FedSmoker” offers fertile ground for future YMH deep dives, while the episode's scatological and medical honesty is classic YMH: oversharing, boundaryless, and strangely affectionate.