Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783"

Introduction In episode 783 of Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura, hosts Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura welcome back their beloved guest, Dr. Drew Kinsey. Serving as the Chief Patient Officer at a wellness company and host of Ask Dr. Drew on Rumble, Dr. Drew brings his expertise in addiction medicine to the lively and often irreverent discussions typical of the show.

Guest Introduction [01:03] Tom Segura introduces Dr. Drew Kinsey, highlighting his significant role in guiding both hosts through various challenges. Christina expresses her admiration, noting, "Everything about my relationship with your mom's house has always been a dream. It's a gift."

Main Discussions

1. Unique Personality Traits and First Impressions

   • The hosts delve into Dr. Drew's distinctive scent and appearance, sparking humorous yet insightful conversations about personal quirks and impressions.
   • Christina P. shares, "[02:34] It's unique. It's a very unique smell," referring to Dr. Drew's signature scent.

2. Methamphetamine Use and Its Effects

   • A substantial portion of the episode focuses on methamphetamine consumption, exploring why some users gain weight while others experience appetite suppression. The discussion extends to the varied sexual effects of meth, emphasizing that its impact is not uniform across individuals.
   • Dr. Drew Pinsky questions, "[03:53] How is that possible?" referring to meth users who remain overweight.

3. Male Sexual Deviancy and Power Dynamics in the Entertainment Industry

   • Christina and Dr. Drew discuss the prevalence of sexual deviance among powerful men in the music and entertainment sectors. They critique the historical glorification of problematic behaviors and the lack of accountability for influential figures.
   • Christina P. asserts, "[07:05] They've been elevated to the status of gods...they were sociopaths that couldn't get laid who found a way and then acted out on every impulse."

4. Mental Health Care Limitations in California

   • The conversation shifts to the challenges faced by individuals with severe mental disorders in California, highlighting the state's restrictions on mental health services and the resulting homelessness and incarceration rates.
   • Dr. Drew Pinsky emphasizes, "[24:03] I didn't realize" the extent of these limitations, prompting a deep dive into systemic issues.

5. Prank Segment with Uncle Funko

   • The episode features a recurring prankster character, Uncle Funko, who creates chaotic and humorous situations. This segment blends satire with commentary on modern anxieties, such as nuclear threats and societal collapses.
   • Tom Segura humorously remarks, "[10:31] We started an opening clip for you," setting the stage for Uncle Funko's antics.

6. Personal Experiences and Relationship Dynamics

   • Christina opens up about her experiences with codependency, empathy, and the importance of boundaries in relationships. She shares poignant anecdotes from her therapy sessions, illustrating the complexities of human connections.
   • Christina P. reflects, "[36:14] I experience myself through other people. That's how I get my satisfaction."

Conclusion As the episode wraps up, the hosts continue their blend of humor, personal stories, and serious discussions, maintaining the show's signature balance between levity and depth. Dr. Drew's insights provide a thoughtful counterpoint to Christina and Tom's comedic banter, offering listeners both entertainment and meaningful takeaways.

Notable Quotes:

• Christina P. [02:34]: "It's unique. It's a very unique smell."
• Dr. Drew Pinsky [03:53]: "How is that possible?"
• Christina P. [07:05]: "They were sociopaths that couldn't get laid who found a way and then acted out on every impulse."
• Christina P. [36:14]: "I experience myself through other people. That's how I get my satisfaction."

Final Thoughts Episode 783 of Your Mom's House offers a compelling mix of comedy and critical conversations, featuring Dr. Drew Kinsey's expertise on addiction and mental health. Christina and Tom navigate sensitive topics with humor and honesty, creating an engaging and thought-provoking listen for their audience.

Transcript

[Tom Segura]

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[Christina P.]

Welcome to your mom's house.

[Tom Segura]

You have one new voicemail.

[Christina P.]

Hi. So you would be so proud of me. I'm hosting Thanksgiving for my friends and I was stressed because I really wanted it to feel just like Michigan. But then I found the same stuffing mix that you use on Instacart and I ordered instant gravy, canned cranberry. What else? Oh, I got everyone a little butter sculpture shaped like a turkey. All right, I should probably get cooking, but I miss you today. Happy Thanksgiving, mom. Oh, and you should download Instacart. It's way easier than sending dad to the store. Download Instacart and enjoy free delivery on your first three orders. Service fees and terms apply.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, welcome to another episode of your mom's house. And we are thrilled to welcome back one of our all time favorite guests, the absolute favorite doctor that has ever guided any of us here. He is currently serving as the chief patient officer at the wellness company. And you can check out his show Ask Dr. Drew by subscribing at Rumble. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dr. Drew Kinsey. Let him hear it, everybody.

[Christina P.]

So happy to be here. So good to see you guys.

[Tom Segura]

Good to see you, man.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I mean, I appreciate you bringing me here. Everything about my relationship with your mom's house has always been a dream. It's a gift and a dream, and it's all. Wasn't supposed to happen. In fact, I'm having a weird flashback.

[Tom Segura]

I know.

[Christina P.]

No, not to what, not to hear, but to Recita.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah.

[Christina P.]

First time I met you guys, I'm like, what? What's going on, Tom? Like, what about this guy? Is he normal? I'm like, what? What is this?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Oh, no, no, you never said, what is this? No, no, you're like much more coy about it.

[Tom Segura]

I think we were like, what is this? Yeah. Oh, we definitely showed you some cool guys.

[Christina P.]

Well, there's one right there. That was one of the first experiences I had on your mom's house.

[Tom Segura]

You actually went to New York?

[Christina P.]

Oh, yes, I did. I went to New York and sat in his house and I will never forget the smell.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I actually went To New York.

[Christina P.]

But you didn't go to his house.

[Tom Segura]

No, I didn't. But here's the thing. The scent comes.

[Christina P.]

Comes with him. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

It's in his clothing and stuff. It's extraordinary.

[Christina P.]

It's extraordinary, right? Well, it's not putrid.

[Tom Segura]

No, it's just.

[Christina P.]

It's unique. It's very unique smell.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, it's an odor. And he was kind enough to. I think he gave you some jewelry to give me. Yes, and it was even in the jewelry, in the beaded necklaces.

[Christina P.]

Well, it's still in the soul of the young man. You had carry the camera into the thing. That kid had ptsd. Paul. Was that his name?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christina P.]

Paul was shook up by the whole experience. He really. I'm not kidding. I thought I was gonna have to, like, send him in for a little work because he was.

[Tom Segura]

He gave me some. So when I saw RPC last year. Yeah, he. He gave me hats that he made and some dolls that he made. And.

[Christina P.]

And here's the great thing. We all three of us, actually have deep affection for the gun.

[Tom Segura]

Love rpc.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And so that's what I want him to know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Of course.

[Tom Segura]

And we're also saying, by the way, you just have, like, some people have a unique musk. It's a signature scent.

[Christina P.]

Signature scent.

[Tom Segura]

You have a signature scent.

[Christina P.]

Somebody's celebrities have to put that in a perfume. They have their own signature scent.

[Tom Segura]

I'll say this so there's clear rpc, because I know you're seeing this. It is sexy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, it is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It's like a Chanel.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Very memorable.

[Christina P.]

RPC number four.

[Tom Segura]

So. Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Wait, can I want to ask Dr. Drew the question before we go forward?

[Christina P.]

The question?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, because we were talking about how is it that meth heads can be fat?

[Christina P.]

Oh, I heard you guys talk.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Because sometimes you see, like, how is that possible?

[Christina P.]

They're often drinking and there are often. You see the fat ones earlier, though. What's his name? Our buddy?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What do you mean, you see the fat ones earlier?

[Christina P.]

They're. They usually laid you. Yes, yes. He was a little heavy.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he got heavy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. And you can look. Not everyone has appetite. Severe appetite suppression from it. The appetite changes, for sure, but not necessarily suppression. I mean, look, same thing with sex, right? Like, there's a whole thing in the gay community about using meth and having lots of sex, while many people are just completely shut down sexually by meth. So it kind of goes all over the place. It doesn't have to be the same for everybody.

[Tom Segura]

It's not going to be. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. So for some people, it's not going to fire them up to have lots of.

[Christina P.]

Some. Most people, it shuts them down, in fact. Oh, yeah, it's just. They're just interested in meth. And the crazy thing about meth.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

They're just interested in meth.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. That's their thing. They're not interested in.

[Tom Segura]

And fighting the pants that show their pussy lips.

[Christina P.]

As you guys were discussing in great detail the Lululemon, I actually was.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You've seen it?

[Christina P.]

Of course I've seen it. But. But the. But the comedy for me is Christina's like, so how does the male brain work? And we're like, we don't need to see. You don't need to see that.

[Tom Segura]

Well, Eric, you get what he was saying?

[Christina P.]

Yes, 100%. But the fact that she didn't know that and she thought that pussy lips would be something desirable because, listen, it's. It's neutral.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Can I tell you why I'm having a really hard time understanding everything about the male brain? Well, yes, because. Okay, let's look. In light of recent things, these rappers now with P. Diddy, we find out what a monster he is. And I'm just like, what is the spectrum of male sexual deviancy behavior? Like what? How. I don't know. You guys are.

[Christina P.]

How long have you been doing your mom's house? You're asking that question. But like, remember that one you guys did with Rogan?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Okay. That's. You know, it goes past that.

[Tom Segura]

Why is it.

[Christina P.]

Do you remember that one?

[Tom Segura]

Can I ask you this? This is interesting because we talked about this one time and I actually forget what you said, which is why I would ask you again about why does this deviancy basically only rear its head in males?

[Christina P.]

Not these days. It goes all over the place.

[Tom Segura]

It does, yeah.

[Christina P.]

So it just. The testosterone drives it more. Testosterone drives everything sexual. Right?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And now we have all these women on testosterone, and so they're getting some of this stuff too.

[Tom Segura]

But what about the deviancy? Because we all have tea.

[Christina P.]

So. The deviancy. So here's sort of. I was thinking about this this morning, preparing for the study show.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Great.

[Christina P.]

Is that sexual addiction progresses like all addictions. And the sex addict always needs more and more wilder, crazier, wackier, more effed up. And they end up doing things that are illegal. Just like drug addicts. They end up doing things that are illegal.

[Tom Segura]

They start with weed and. Or whatever and then they kind of progress.

[Christina P.]

Then they progress. And same with Sex addicts, they start with their girlfriend and then they kind of go online. And now with porn, it's like having a crack pipe in their hand all the time with the phone. So it really accelerates things fast. And they start looking at stuff that. That is problematic and the FBI shows up at their door, you know.

[Tom Segura]

And there's also though, a direct correlation sometimes, not all the time within this deviancy with men with extreme power. So there's like a power dynamic to this.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I mean, people, okay, so people, some men, not all men, go into positions of power in order to get sex, to get access to a greater variety and quality of women. Right. That's why men do that. That's their thing. But this is what I was think about and you're going to hate this. Or maybe it'll make you think, sure, sure. Is that it's our fault. What's happening to P. Diddy is our fault because we elevated 14 year old to 17 year old sociopath during the 70s and 80s to status of gods. Oh, you're such great musicians. You're so wonderful. I hear Howard Stern just adulation towards them all the time, I think. No, these guys are. They happen to be good musicians, good songwriters. They were sociopaths that couldn't get laid who found a way and then when they did, acted out on every.

[Tom Segura]

You're talking about rock stars.

[Christina P.]

Yes. Okay. Yes. And that went into all the different musical genres. And within that, some of those people had sex addiction and started really going some and drug addiction and went down bad paths.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Doesn't it make you wonder?

[Christina P.]

Just say Led Zeppelin should be arrested for what they did.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's what I'm saying. Do we know. We don't even know how far down that rabbit.

[Christina P.]

You know what? Sharon Osborne has referred, referred to it a number of times. And I feel like Sharon, time to speak up about this because this was. This, the world has to go. This is not okay. You were good musicians and you know, so was Benny Goodman. He didn't do this stuff.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But what's interesting too is that this is, I don't think unique to the music business, but pervasive. And it has that history of like, oh, you want to be a musician? Well, first you got to suck my dick and then you got to suck his dick.

[Christina P.]

Well, then that's the record business. That was the, that was the, the business. I think that's all gone.

[Tom Segura]

But what those bands like Zeppelin or whatever did back in the day is horrific stuff, right?

[Christina P.]

Horrific. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And now I just, I was starting to watch the Vince McMahon documentary. W. I mean, he was on a girl's head, right? And like, he was like, let it sit there and let. Let the turds sit on. And then see. And then he was sending her in to see the other guy and blow him while her shit's on her head.

[Christina P.]

Oh, my God.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And you wonder why I wonder if guys get turned on by seeing pussy leggings. Cause it's like, how far does it.

[Christina P.]

It's indiscreet. It's hard to get your head around. I understand, but I am generally mystified. This is my weakness. This is my anti superpower. I am really mystified. The people that need power over other people. I don't get it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't get it.

[Christina P.]

I don't get it. I understand why they need it.

[Tom Segura]

What I see there, though, is, like, somebody who already is very powerful. He's very powerful. Harvey Weinstein was very powerful. Diddy's very, like, they have a lot of power. They can make careers. Make and break careers. And then this, like, behavior is accompanying this already established power that this person has.

[Christina P.]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Segura]

And it's almost like the two are driving it together.

[Christina P.]

Possibly. But I would argue. Well, yes, for sure. And I would argue that the kind of person that seeks that kind of power is also the kind of person that has this continued need for more, more, more, more and more and more. Yeah. And it's just. It's so odd to me. It's just.

[Tom Segura]

So we're going to play an opening clip because we started with you here. So we're going to start an opening clip for you. Okay, Here we go. Here's the. Welcome to the show. Let's get it going. Oh, no.

[Christina P.]

Oh, boy.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't know if I can look at this.

[Christina P.]

Well, I'm looking.

[Tom Segura]

His teeth are. Well, the good news is they're moving.

[Christina P.]

So I'm. I'm. There's. Okay, there's a few possib. What's the matter? Christina's is to mom's house, I think. Okay, well, first of all, he is a smoker, Right? We got all the tobacco all over everything thing. Is that what that is? Oh, yeah. The. All the dark. The really odd thing. Oh, okay.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Make sure he's not dipping or is that blood?

[Christina P.]

No, I think that's all tobacco and stuff. It could be dip.

[Tom Segura]

All right, hold on.

[Christina P.]

Tobacco.

[Tom Segura]

I gotta play this clip real quick.

[Uncle Funko]

Don't bring anyone. Mother to this.

[Christina P.]

Well, welcome. God.

[Uncle Funko]

Welcome to your mom's house.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, oh, and I got some information on this guy when this.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Okay, cool. Stupid.

[Christina P.]

Welcome to your mom's house. Like I said, full flashback. Yeah, I remember what this feels like.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Feels good.

[Christina P.]

Oh boy.

[Tom Segura]

I think you're. I don't think it's blood.

[Christina P.]

I think it's Tobago.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

But here's my thing. So his only teeth are the upper teeth, I think.

[Tom Segura]

And the dentist was just on the bottom.

[Christina P.]

I think that's denture. But there is another option which is he could have a non healed jaw fracture and that could actually be his teeth that he's able to push forward because his jaw is not just dislocated like fractured from his joint.

[Tom Segura]

So this, what it says here in my notes is that these are dirty dentures.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, well, they are indeed.

[Tom Segura]

And he doesn't want to get them replaced because new dentures are very expensive. Which.

[Christina P.]

And I will tell you the thing that's the one denture sort of tell that he did is he swallowed, put them in a mouth, he bit them down and they went into place. Yeah, that's not the jaw fracture.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on what is the brown substance.

[Christina P.]

That's all. Pull it up.

[Tom Segura]

Well, he said he's got a cool Instagram. Let's see.

[Christina P.]

What is going on.

[Tom Segura]

You know what you find with. Can I stop? Can you stop real quick? A lot of cool guys that we were working with these days. The new cool guys. The new cool guys, they like to repeat post a lot. They do the same upload. I see that often. That's cool. He posted the WI fi address.

[Christina P.]

We see that he likes.

[Tom Segura]

He likes women for sure.

[Christina P.]

That's good.

[Tom Segura]

See the repeat posting.

[Christina P.]

That was his two there.

[Tom Segura]

Two here.

[Christina P.]

Definitely has a type.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Oh, this is screens. This is pretty fun to watch.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

These are like screenshots of his page.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Christina P.]

Oh my God. It's kaleidoscopy.

[Tom Segura]

That's quite a caption.

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

It says if Gregory Jones and Lindsay Lohan approached me, they will be doing time in Monroe County Jail in New York from the Syracuse group of AA of Syracuse, New York. And they will be waiting for transfers for the jail to Nevada federal and state prison. They are currently stalking my TikTok reels. They're going to receive prison time.

[Christina P.]

You guys are stalking Israel, so he's going to come after you next.

[Tom Segura]

Wow. So he's. He's basically putting it out there. Don't stop stalking my. My Tick Tock page.

[Christina P.]

What's with the he's an AA memories of 12 step.

[Tom Segura]

I don't Know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Is he talking Anonymous.

[Tom Segura]

These are just stills. Oh, wow. The ip.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, the weather.

[Tom Segura]

Let's see. What are those people? My sister Paula. Men's did back calls in 72 hours. She's going to prison a lot sooner. Crying over her ass. With the perception reaches 12%, we don't give in to terrorists. Kamala Harris will make a fine president to block her call by using the Patriot Act. Gives out her cell number. Go.

[Christina P.]

I like that he's. I like that he's got a political bent.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

He's got a point of view.

[Tom Segura]

And he's also watching the precipitation and what's going to happen with the wind.

[Christina P.]

And he's in Syracuse, I guess. Right.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Very cold.

[Tom Segura]

Was that Newt Gingrich? Yeah.

[Christina P.]

What the hell?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Three times.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Paris Hilton get out of jail free card. We don't give it to terrorist Kamala Harris.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That was a week.

[Christina P.]

Is he a terrorist? That.

[Tom Segura]

We're saying lots of weather stuff.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, I like that he takes a picture of the WI fi.

[Tom Segura]

I like that right there. That's awesome.

[Christina P.]

But it's interesting. Oh, just the bird. He's cleaned his mouth off.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

He's gonna arrest Paris Hilton.

[Christina P.]

But. But I like. There's something odd going on here because he's always reclining.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, that's standard cool guy pose. You didn't know that? The lighting is good, though.

[Tom Segura]

Do you think this is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

They always lay down.

[Christina P.]

I can't. No. Yeah. Not necessarily. No.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Mental illness. I feel. Yeah, I feel.

[Christina P.]

But I have a feeling that he.

[Tom Segura]

May write one there. He might talk in it. Looks like a guy about to talk, but.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Segura]

Told you.

[Christina P.]

You need a scripture tomorrow. Thursday Night Football. Okay. I'll be watching it after I.

[Tom Segura]

There's some speech issues there.

[Christina P.]

Does he have a tracheostomy thing here? Is that what I'm seeing there? Is there something. It's hard to say at this distance. And he usually doesn't allow his neck into the pictures. It makes me think that maybe there's something going on. I think that's just the collar of his jersey. That's what I can't tell. It might just be the collar, but I wonder if he has some mobility issues. Like, for real. Like a C4. Four or five fractures or something.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

We wonder if all these cool guys have mobility issues.

[Christina P.]

Well, they get. Some of them get big, and that makes some issues. They get big, you know. Yeah. Well, good times.

[Tom Segura]

That's pretty cool.

[Christina P.]

It is cool.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Thanks, Tom. That was.

[Tom Segura]

This is something that I was gonna show to Christina, but now that you're here. I can show it to you.

[Christina P.]

Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

God, it's horrible to the two of you.

[Christina P.]

What's horrible? How many times did you hit her with the sledgehammer? Nice guy.

[Tom Segura]

12 times.

[Christina P.]

Where did you hit her?

[Tom Segura]

At her body.

[Christina P.]

What was my name? To make sure she was dead. Kind of like that.

[Tom Segura]

Did you change?

[Christina P.]

Why did she blog, though? Does he like taters? Is that him? Yeah, sure. Maybe that's where he got the character from. Those the same shoes you were wearing? Yes, sir. Those are the same pants you were wearing? Yes, sir. That's the same shirt you were wearing? No, sir. Where's the shirt you were wearing?

[Tom Segura]

I certainly aren't.

[Christina P.]

Why'd you change? Why'd you get rid of that shirt? Okay, Tom, you guys have graduated to a new level.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't like.

[Tom Segura]

This is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Tom, this is not.

[Christina P.]

We. Wait, there's a joke in here.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't. No, this isn't. This is not a. Haha. Is this a new segment that we're doing?

[Tom Segura]

I just thought it was a, you know, interesting clip, a different type of guy. And also it's like, you know, show Dr. Drew some of the evolution.

[Christina P.]

The evolution of your mom's house.

[Tom Segura]

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[Christina P.]

Didn't you want to impress me today?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No. You know us well. I'm never embarrassed.

[Christina P.]

Okay, well, fair enough. Things haven't changed that much.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, I mean, there are signs that your kid is messed up. Right? Like, one of our boys won't do this to me.

[Christina P.]

No, no.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What do you mean there's no signs or we would know that that guy's been messed up since he was.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I mean, there is such a thing as head injury that can turn people into these sociopaths and things. Psychopaths. But this is something longstanding, and this actually pisses me off because guys like Adam Lanza and all these, like, chronically ill kids who don't get proper care, the parents are in denial about it.

[Tom Segura]

And parents in denial is something you start to discover in the world once you have kids. Can you start talking? You start seeing behaviors and seeing things, and you get to, like, have conversations. You go, oh, you're not. I got it.

[Christina P.]

Scariest things parents say is not my kid. That's the scariest thing a parent could say.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You know, for their own good and for everybody else's. Because, like, you're like, hey, I think your kid's smoking weed. Not my kid.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Really? Okay, well, all right.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, what you realize is that the parenting world is just like, dad says.

[Christina P.]

That all the time about him.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What? Not my kid.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Really? I've heard it checked out about, like, drinking and my kid.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Just Bird. Just Bird being Bird.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, Bird's bird. Man, people are scary. Now this guy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. This is psychopathy. For real.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

For real.

[Tom Segura]

But the signs were probably Pretty.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah. I mean, you could tell he couldn't.

[Tom Segura]

Do well in a classroom.

[Christina P.]

No.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah. What the fuck has he been doing his whole life?

[Christina P.]

Right. That's the big question. What has gone. Goofing around and there is such a world. There is a world where parents are mach. Trying, trying, trying, trying. I. I don't want to condemn parents because sometimes they are really working hard at it and just doesn't. But oftentimes some. You know. And there's another layer to this too. You can't get these people chronically institutionalized if they need it because custodial care sort of doesn't exist anymore.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Are you sure? Not even in the South. Not even in the state of Texas. I bet you we can do that.

[Christina P.]

Probably. I'm used to California where you just can't get people there. You can't do anything. And people. You kill themselves, kill other people and Terrible.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Not here, baby. I'm sure we could. We could do whatever we want. That I put that kid so far away. If this were my son, who is he?

[Christina P.]

Who have they helped by not doing that. Yeah, I know, right? Is this kid happier now?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Throw him away. Throw. Put him in a facility.

[Christina P.]

Forget throw him away. Just put him somewhere structured. Yes, I worked. One of the. One of the units where I worked was a chronic long term facility with. Not this, but some stuff. And these were happy people. Lived their whole life in the facility and that was that.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, you had.

[Christina P.]

And they got. They needed daily care, daily management, daily supervision.

[Tom Segura]

They can't be in society without it.

[Christina P.]

And if they went out, they needed like a little help and it could only be for so long and. Yeah, no, it's real. It's people. There are humans that need custodial care. It's always been that way. Now the custodial care in days of yore were horrific. I get that. We do a lot better now, but some people need it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What about rehab? I mean, that's your big background. What's that?

[Christina P.]

My big background is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I mean, that's your. That's what we came to love to know you is from the rehab show. And now. What's that like now in California, you.

[Christina P.]

Can'T get people care.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, cool.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. But. But the good news. There's good news, bad news. Because when Covid. When they shut down the in person meetings, I thought, oh, shit, this is gonna be a disaster. It wasn't. The zoom meetings took off immediately. And zoom meetings work, it turns out. I thought they would not be nearly as effective as in person meetings. Some People needed the in person meetings. And about six months, 12 months into Covid in California, we were still on lockdown. It started causing some problems. But the zoom meetings have continued and it's really lowered the threshold for people coming to 12 Step. So a lot. And Al Anon too, and the Anon meetings. So the meetings are being much more readily accessed and utilized and they're working and people are doing it. So I'm very, very pleased about that. But getting people into treatment, it's impossible. It's better. It may be a little better because people are sort of acknowledging how pathetic we've been. And so things like Medi Cal and Medicare are starting to think about covering it. But it's still pretty. Pretty.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's crazy.

[Christina P.]

It's not pretty limited.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I didn't realize.

[Christina P.]

Oh, you never heard of the mental. The institutions. What's it called? The IMD Exclusion. Institutions of mental disorder Exclusion. Medicare. President Johnson, thank you very much. Excluded anything to do with the brain other than strokes and neurological conditions.

[Tom Segura]

Why?

[Christina P.]

Because those are bad people. Those are crazy people. We don't worry about them.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

And some of it is. Some of it was legitimate. The Constitution does not specify that the federal government should be involved in the delivery of mental health services. So they left it to the states. That's why the state mental health and mental hospitals developed. And some of them were shitty and some of them were really good, but they shut them all down.

[Tom Segura]

So. And California is in a particularly egregious and all.

[Christina P.]

And what they. And there was no plan made for what to do with these patients. They all went to the streets, the nursing homes and the prisons, the institution. None of those places did they belong. So there's a lot of things medication was supposed to solve.

[Tom Segura]

Where does this guy belong?

[Christina P.]

Oh, like a guy who will give your lower lips lots of loving. I'm your man. I believe him.

[Tom Segura]

What's wrong with that?

[Christina P.]

Nothing. Yeah, Good for him.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, it's.

[Christina P.]

He's a cool guy. And I'm sure a cool gal will be all up for it, right?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Notice his posture.

[Christina P.]

He's sort of prone, but not as prone as back as the other guy. Not prone, but reclining, recline. The other guy looked like he was immobilized. This guy just looks like he's comfortable now.

[Tom Segura]

Have you kept up? Do you know who we had here in studio very recently?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

There's no way.

[Christina P.]

I heard there were some cool guys visiting. Some new cool guys.

[Tom Segura]

There was a very, very fancy, fabulous, fantastic chef that came here.

[Christina P.]

Yes, yes, I heard. And Deanna told me and Heather. They were. The first thing they told me was about the visit by the show.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Those two loved him the most.

[Christina P.]

Oh, okay. That explains why they were still talking about it.

[Tom Segura]

They were very traumatized.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Excited or traumatized?

[Tom Segura]

I want to know, do you. You think anything like, what's your take on.

[Uncle Funko]

Okay, I gotta wash my chicken. I got vinegar. This how you wash your chicken? This how they do it? Cooking school. You get to wash your chicken. I can wash it with a toothbrush. Wash your chicken. Nice. Look, take a toothbrush. Wash your chicken.

[Christina P.]

Hold up.

[Uncle Funko]

Wash your chicken. Right. Gotta wash it. Beautiful.

[Tom Segura]

Now his. His vision, we noticed was.

[Christina P.]

I noticed that.

[Tom Segura]

Poor.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Is that. Does that bear out when he comes in person?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

The eyes are kind of whatever. Nystagmus and drifting and that kind of stuff. He looks A little. Head injury. Is there something going on there?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What?

[Christina P.]

Wow.

[Tom Segura]

We did what we were trying to figure out.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Consider head injury.

[Christina P.]

Did you think that Zolo.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I did, yeah. After meeting him. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. It has that quality. And I can't even necessarily tell you why. Maybe he was the perseveration, you know, repeating echo. Echolalia, that's called. And I thought, oh, that's kind of. That's sort of a neurological thing more than anything interesting. Yeah. And.

[Tom Segura]

And he wears glasses a lot.

[Christina P.]

Well, that's the vision thing.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Uncle Funko]

Where you located?

[Christina P.]

I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia.

[Uncle Funko]

Okay. I'm all booked up. All right.

[Christina P.]

Okay. But you can't make it out tonight.

[Uncle Funko]

I can't.

[Christina P.]

So there's interesting stuff going on with the tongue.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

That could be meds or it could be neurological. Did you see that?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christina P.]

Because of the big thick tongues. Kind of tar dive, dyskinesia esque. Okay. Is there more?

[Uncle Funko]

Oh, if you want me, your restaurant. If you want me on your food truck. If you want more, your podcast, all you gotta do is dab it. Darling, baby. Dad. Dad, Baby, darling. What you say? Chef Dally baby. Watch, watch and pay attention. It's time for the chef turn this takeover.

[Christina P.]

Look, look, look.

[Uncle Funko]

Nice, beautiful, beautiful. A nice crust.

[Tom Segura]

He does repeat a lot.

[Christina P.]

I don't sort of love him. I really love him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's an interesting thing. And now again with the eyes with super thick lenses going on there. You see that? So there's some congenital eye problem. I don't know. It's weird. And then that I will say I.

[Uncle Funko]

Noticed by me, the remarkable fancy chef. Everything I do is fancy.

[Christina P.]

By the way, would have a successful food truck in Austin. Probably he would kill you guys to set him up in a food truck.

[Tom Segura]

Well, we got to try his food.

[Christina P.]

You okay? No, hold on.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Don't.

[Christina P.]

Did you have a steak?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No. No.

[Christina P.]

Well, that looks kind of.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

He told us he's gonna make us a steak, and then he made us this pasta with shrimp. But hold on. The eyes. I saw the talk about it. We talked about a riff. We're ready. We're still reminiscing.

[Christina P.]

You mean shit.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

He had the twinkles in his eyes from Lasik. Lasik.

[Christina P.]

Twinkles in his eyes.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You know, I'm saying, like the crystal looking eyes.

[Christina P.]

Well, he's got lens implants.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't know, but I've seen that. Like in Lasik people, they have those.

[Tom Segura]

His eyes looks like crystals. His eye. He was like.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, right. That's the kind of blindness look. Yeah, okay, but you tell me, like. Like Josh Potter, kind of worse.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Worse?

[Christina P.]

No, no, but I mean, the whiteness over the cornea kind of thing.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, no, I'm saying, like the shininess inside.

[Christina P.]

That's usually something important.

[Tom Segura]

Go to his Instagram page because the. And if you go to the day.

[Christina P.]

Because I've had all that shit, you can't see shininess in my eyes.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, that's true. Not the crystal.

[Tom Segura]

If you go to the day and he's back at the hotel later, scroll down, I'll tell you when.

[Christina P.]

Oh, God. Put him in a food truck. It'd be the best. He's such a hit.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

If he can make one thing really.

[Christina P.]

Well, it doesn't matter. He decides to stand at the window.

[Tom Segura]

Scroll to. When he's, like, in the restaurant, it might have been the night before you.

[Christina P.]

Guys took him to dinner.

[Tom Segura]

And the camera's really close and you can see his eyes.

[Christina P.]

He appreciates food.

[Tom Segura]

He definitely appreciates food.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

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[Tom Segura]

Go back up a little there.

[Uncle Funko]

Austin, Texas.

[Tom Segura]

Can you make that bigger? It's that one. So.

[Christina P.]

So I see the eye movement problem.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

He knew your name.

[Uncle Funko]

Want me to try this? They want me to see how it is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'm tell the truth.

[Uncle Funko]

I'm tell.

[Christina P.]

What is it?

[Tom Segura]

Well, you. If you see it up close, you see his eyes real clearly.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I saw. I saw the. The disc. He was not. Yeah, again, a lot of things can cause that. Congenital cataracts and a lot of stuff.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, that comment with the kid.

[Tom Segura]

What's he eating?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yep.

[Tom Segura]

I think it's a dessert.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It's a dessert. It's like a.

[Christina P.]

It's interesting. He's looking because he is, see, looking in the right direction, but his eyes are wrong. Which means that the fovea, the immaculate.

[Tom Segura]

He walked into a lot of shit here.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And also, Drew, he had three different phones that were just constantly beeping, buzzing. Like one was Instagram notifications and then one was like. Right. Then you would get phone calls like it was multiple.

[Christina P.]

Good for him.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And what's that about? Like the three different.

[Christina P.]

Listen, that seems a little that's just grandiosity.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's just grand. Okay. I didn't know if that's quite old.

[Christina P.]

Influencer. Grandiose. Look there. You can see the eyes really very, very well.

[Uncle Funko]

Beautiful and nice. Look how beautiful. Look how nice. Look how tantalizing. Let's look. I want you to book me. I want you to book me now. You've never seen this before? Never been done. I got lamb chop.

[Christina P.]

I got strawberries.

[Tom Segura]

Honey, honey.

[Uncle Funko]

I got honey ranch. I got beautiful stuff in there. Nice. Got gold. How nice. I cooked that lamb to perfection. When I tell you. That's beautiful. Delicios.

[Tom Segura]

That.

[Uncle Funko]

That's so delicioso.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Well, he could convince me to eat his stuff.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, no problem.

[Tom Segura]

It's very convincing.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Ranch and strawberry and the lamb.

[Christina P.]

I just. Oh, there it is. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

But that right eye seems to be making a little contact there, right?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And so I don't know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

We're going straight to hell for.

[Tom Segura]

No, I'm just for this one.

[Christina P.]

Just this one. This is what's going to take you guys to hell.

[Tom Segura]

Let me be clear here. I'm asking you because there's things that I notice and it's interesting to who you comment on the backside of this is to let you know. I mean, it's the best meal I've ever had in my entire life.

[Christina P.]

Also, you'll notice the scar on the top of his head.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Ah, nailed it.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And that now it's coming together and.

[Christina P.]

There seems to be like a dent there even. Am I seeing that? Yeah. So that's why Zolo was showing us this, so he could gloat about the brain injury pieces.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

There we go. Right now I really think that's it. I mean, there's a level of delusion there.

[Christina P.]

It's not delusion. It's just a distortion of reality. He just doesn't. We've seen this with all these guys. All the cool guys do this in one way or another. They misinterpret, they misrepresent. They are confused by the social context of what they're doing, which is really a complicated thing for a human being. Our social interaction is probably one of the most complicated. If you're not a theoretical physicist or something, being social and interactive with other humans is one of the most complicated things we do. In fact, I've spoken to several dementia, Alzheimer's experts that say the number one sort of buttress against progression is keep them socializing. Because that really you're using.

[Tom Segura]

If you isolate it kind of you're.

[Christina P.]

Just Using all of your brain when you socialize and, you know, helps.

[Tom Segura]

Do you like socializing?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

True.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I don't mean, like, going out and having a party. I mean, I love people. Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah. He's a people person.

[Christina P.]

Then why'd you ask that?

[Tom Segura]

Just curious.

[Christina P.]

No joke behind it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Drew's very popular. He's always.

[Christina P.]

No, but I love people too much. Like, I'm a codependent. Right.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

So I experience myself through other people. That's how I get my satisfaction. I get my sense of self, and it's too much.

[Tom Segura]

Too much, Too much.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Does that play a role in your workaholism?

[Christina P.]

Yes. It all comes from having been. I got traumatized as a child today. Did I used to talk about this? We love this on my show. Did I talk about my trauma? Yeah. So I had a emotionally abusive mom, and I became all about, like, you know, I had to be tuned, you know, this real. Do I.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What are you telling me?

[Christina P.]

You have to be tuned into the other person so much, you have to be ready at any moment for them to. And so you just make, you know, your disconnect or from your emotions. You're just out there focused on theirs. And it's not a great way to develop, and it's a superpower for later in life. So when I had lots and lots of therapy to help to manage that now. And so it's not a problem for me much, and. But it makes you tremendously empathic. It's super powerful taking care of patients, provided that you can maintain really good boundaries.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You're a helper. And, you know, Drew would tell me when he was listening to patients, you could feel.

[Christina P.]

I'd feel things, hear things, see things, smell things that I never like. I. One patient, I was telling you this story I like telling because it's so vivid for me. The opening sequence of Mad Men kept popping in my head. When he'd walk in, I was like, what the is that? I'd hear the music. I'd see the guy, you know, falling. First it was the music. Then it was feeling like I was that shadowy thing falling through the thing. And this guy had been severely abused. And then one day he came in, and I was, oh, there's the music. I'm falling through the buildings again. And then all of a sudden, I was a baby falling through the buildings. I was like. It just took my breath away. And I had to stop the work I was doing with the guy. And I said, look, I'm having an experience. I'm. I think I need to tell you. I'm wondering if this has meaning to you. And he became furious and left the room. And how, you know, you think you know everything you're doing your bullshit psycho babble comes back the next day and goes, how did you know? He goes, oh, in my head, it's always the baby, the baby falling, the baby. And I was like, I'm just here.

[Tom Segura]

I'm just, wow.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Good times, attuned, attunement. That's attunement.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, yeah. And you work with people with their absolute lowest and help them well.

[Christina P.]

Right. And so I. My job, you know, other than managing all the medical stuff, which was tremendous, I got very good at that. But the other thing I tried to do is to teach them that I could be close, receptive, present, and they could be in that frame and be safe because most of them had never been close to the person before. That's why they were all abused. That's why they start using to regulate. And you build your emotional regulation system in closeness with another person. That's how that happens.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Happens, Yeah. I learned that as a parent. Well, having to parent children, you realize like something as small as. Even like if your kid's upset and they lay next to you in the bed and you just lay next to them and you breathe together.

[Christina P.]

That's a tuning.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yes, that is.

[Christina P.]

That is bodies attuning. That's what that is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Regulation and all that. Yeah. That's crazy.

[Christina P.]

Sorry, Tom.

[Tom Segura]

No, that's all good.

[Christina P.]

Didn't know we were going down this rabbit.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What about you?

[Tom Segura]

Kind of like it. No, I think about the fact that I think I'm. She pointed this out to me, that my go to. My natural instinct is to be more of a loner, more isolated.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. And men, that's typically the way it is. We sort of go in the cave and lick our wounds and come back out. We're ready.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah. I used to think that we were both dogs. And the older I get, I think I'm a dog and he's a cat. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm more open to intimacy. I want to be close. I'm. Hi, what are you doing?

[Tom Segura]

Let's go.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And then he's more like.

[Tom Segura]

This is a kind of a broad, right?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, Just a usual broad. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. And then a guy's like.

[Christina P.]

But the broads are usually like cats. They're the ones that are usually kind of like.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

You. You come at them too quickly. They hide on top of the refrigerator.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Do I.

[Tom Segura]

Do That, I mean, you're not, you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Know, I'm not a real normal.

[Tom Segura]

You're not normal.

[Christina P.]

You're not normal, bitch.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, right. Too fucked up to be normal woman. Sweetie, no.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. You're not. You're not a golden retriever, if that's what you're thinking.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't think I'm a golden retriever. No, but I'm like a Brussels. I'm a Brussels.

[Christina P.]

That's a little high strung. I don't know what happened today. What are we doing here? What is going on?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Christina P.]

Didn't this used to be a funny show?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, sorry.

[Christina P.]

We went to the Sling Blade and then this guy with the head injury. I've been doing this lately, going dark.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

He's been watching a lot more Murdery and cereal and really that's just things.

[Christina P.]

Progress, Tom. That's what I tell you. Thank God it's not sexual stuff, but if the FBI shows up. Christine, I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

Well, what's a fun guy? I can show him. I can show him a cool guy. Well, of course, he hasn't been here in a while.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, my God. I know.

[Tom Segura]

Let me see. I'm just looking at people. Oh, this guy.

[Christina P.]

You want to talk, you losers? What's up?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I mean, I'm here on the beach.

[Christina P.]

What the fuck is up? Oh, Jesus.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Weren't expecting that, huh?

[Christina P.]

That's a little methy, right? Oh, yeah, just that kind of extreme aggression and stuff, you know. I was listening to a lecture. There was a guy named Dave Smith that was a famous. He ran the Haight Ashwary Free Clinic back in the 70s. And he's a famous sort of early addiction medicine guy. And he worked with a guy named Wesson Smith and Wesson jokes went on for quite a while. But Dave Smith said to me, he goes, you know, we coined the phrase Smith and The Smith and Mr. Dr. Weston and I coined the phrase speed kills. Do you remember that from the 60s? Yes.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yes.

[Christina P.]

And he said, we never meant to mean that speed would kill you. It's people on speed killed.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, shit.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, that's what that meant. Yeah, that's what he said.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Didn't realize that speed kills.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Although speed will also eventually kill you, as we found.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, he'll just.

[Christina P.]

Why am I forgetting his name, our speed friend? That's Hercules. Fed smoker. I've been gone long enough, I can't remember. Fed smokers.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Poor buddy.

[Christina P.]

I know. But that was inevitable. And they die of all kinds of things. I heard you. You were Tommy told me you told some story where a guy I met died of a heart attack or whatever. They die of all kinds of stuff.

[Tom Segura]

They do.

[Christina P.]

They just get strokes, they get arrhythmias. They get.

[Tom Segura]

Cause it's nutrition. It's killing your body.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Just. Yeah, it's bad. And by the way, you know, the thing that people miss about meth, I was going to mention earlier is if you smoke meth.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You only have to.

[Tom Segura]

I want to so bad.

[Christina P.]

I know you do. I'll watch you. I'll.

[Tom Segura]

I'll tell you why.

[Christina P.]

Oh, this. I'm coming back to Austin.

[Tom Segura]

I guess I'm excited to try. Just don't let Bert do it because I did some. I tried some Vyvanse.

[Christina P.]

Oh, you like that?

[Tom Segura]

Loved it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's a pill?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's adjacent methad, Jason.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, shut up. Could you not please?

[Tom Segura]

Did you stop talking?

[Christina P.]

You guys were talking about how the German army stayed away for two weeks at a time until they died. You know, that was.

[Tom Segura]

What's your opinion on it?

[Christina P.]

On amphetamines?

[Tom Segura]

No, Vyvanse. Yeah, amphetamines.

[Christina P.]

I think there we do this strange thing in this country where we both under treat and over treat simultaneously.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

So people that need the Vyvanse are getting it and people don't need it. Are getting. Yeah. I am properly diagnosed, properly used for appropriate periods of time. I'm a fan. Being widely prescribed. I'm not a fan. People are on it too long. They're too readily on.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What would you be on it for ADD primarily.

[Tom Segura]

Oh.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

To help rein it in. I want to ask you about this.

[Christina P.]

Hold on. Before we ask about that drawer, I got to finish my meth story. What was I saying? Oh, that you only have to smoke it once a day.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Smoke it?

[Christina P.]

If you're smoking it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh.

[Christina P.]

Meth, it lasts for a long period of time and you'll be on the streets in about three weeks. It takes you down fast.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

And people go out in the streets. This is one of the mythology why mythologies get going. Like, they'll go out in the street. Here's a teacher and she's on the. And she lives. Three weeks ago, she was teaching and like, did you lose your rent or you couldn't pay your rent? Like. Yeah, yeah, I had trouble paying rent. Yeah. That's why I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They forgot to mention the meth part.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And how fast? Because they're bewildered by it too. Why am I on the street? How did I get here.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Why does that happen?

[Christina P.]

It just. Some of it is the scene. They want to be in this. They just be out all night in the scene. The arousal of all of it and some of it is. It just. It just makes you unable to take care of your basic daily needs and they just go to the street because it's so sweet, it's so cool and you want to keep doing it and that's all you want to do and that's what people are doing.

[Tom Segura]

Because I think I'm mostly a laid back guy, you know, I'm a low energy sort of the idea of being, you know, gacked up.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I get that.

[Tom Segura]

On meth. I feel like it's appealing, you know, I don't want it downer, I want a upper.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I get that. I get that. I think I'm similar. I think I'm.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, right. We should do it together.

[Christina P.]

Well, we both like the nicotine.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

You want some?

[Christina P.]

Is it a pouch?

[Tom Segura]

What is it?

[Christina P.]

Try it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You want to try it?

[Christina P.]

Sure. It's a rogue.

[Tom Segura]

Rogues band.

[Christina P.]

Is it? Are they mint? They.

[Tom Segura]

This one is a spearmint.

[Christina P.]

Okay, good. Thank you. How can we use this brand?

[Tom Segura]

I'll join you.

[Christina P.]

I have to take it out pretty quickly because I quickly get dizzy, headache and nausea.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, one time my favorite brand chewed Nicorette and I was freaking out. Don't chew it.

[Christina P.]

I know it's. Just put it on.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, it's not gone.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, I like you. Rogue. Send me stuff. I love you. Thank you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'd like to ask.

[Christina P.]

I just want to say nicotine has got vilified because of tobacco. Nicotine is not. Tobacco has its own profile. If it's used by itself, it's good.

[Tom Segura]

Let me ask you this.

[Christina P.]

Appetite suppression.

[Tom Segura]

Are you an uncle?

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

But are you a funko?

[Christina P.]

No.

[Tom Segura]

What they say I'm.

[Christina P.]

Hold on.

[Uncle Funko]

Move your head.

[Tom Segura]

I'm trying to pronounce it. Say I'm. Hold on.

[Uncle Funko]

I'm trying to sound it out, but you're not sounding the right. No, no, no. They don't say uncle. They say it rhymes with uncle. Funko.

[Christina P.]

No, Funko.

[Tom Segura]

Funko. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

No, no, Funko.

[Uncle Funko]

No, no, no, no. It don't say. Now you got me saying it because I'm getting pissed off. Wrong. You saying the wrong. Saying the word wrong, it don't say about no nothing. It said. It said uncle. Funko.

[Christina P.]

Funko.

[Uncle Funko]

Now if you can't get it, if you can't say it, don't say it. Don't say it don't say that because you're pissing me off.

[Christina P.]

Again. I like cool guys. I like them all.

[Tom Segura]

I love this guy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I'd go to his house too. Just like rpc.

[Tom Segura]

Well, I got an update.

[Christina P.]

Oh oh, hang on.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

The look around his face.

[Christina P.]

But also remember how we used to have to set the background of the scene to figure everything out? Look at. What the hell I'm trying to know. What is that?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It's an air cooler.

[Christina P.]

But why is it covered with plastic?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

This is all a mystery.

[Christina P.]

But I will tell you, not so much because when people board up and plastic up vents and things, that's a meth thing.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, that's a really typical.

[Tom Segura]

Check out this update. I had to put this together because in this other. In this video I'm about to show you, there's a profile camera set up that I believe the nephew who we're seeing film this set it up and he's pulling another prank on his uncle here. It's Funko. Uncle Funko. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Uncle.

[Tom Segura]

It's pretty. It's pretty dark what he does to his uncle.

[Christina P.]

Oh no. The United States has been subjected to a nuclear attack. The North American Aerospace Defense Command has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles aimed towards the mainland United States. Four of the 12 missiles launched have been intercepted. The eight remaining nuclear missiles will strike the following locations in the next 15 to 20 minutes. Los Angeles, San Diego, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, New York City, Philadelphia and Seattle. Battle Philadelphia within a 300 mile radius of these areas. Everyone should seek out a fallout shelter as soon as possible. Nuclear fallout is a byproduct of nuclear attacks. He produced this whole thing for his uncle.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Awesome.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. If a nearby area has been designated as a fallout shelter, get there right away. Otherwise his hands a little swollen. See that? Food, drink and a battery operated radio. Wait until you gotta go to your police station or something. The line should be kept open in case of an emergency.

[Tom Segura]

Maybe that's not the same guy. Is that the same guy? I can't tell.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It's the same guy for sure.

[Christina P.]

Tune into a station that is serving your area for more information. The President will address the nation on all radio and television stations shortly. Stand by for this message. This is a national emergency. We gotta go to war now.

[Tom Segura]

Oh my God.

[Christina P.]

Countdown till the nuclear strike. Oh, it stops there.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. I don't know why it stops there.

[Christina P.]

Probably because the uncle really goes south, I think. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's terrible. That's a really good prank.

[Tom Segura]

I like that. The kid. Well thanks Joe Biden.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

To be fair, I mean, War of the Worlds did the same thing to the entire country.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. But he's got his uncle all worked up. There's not more to this. You don't see the fallout of this.

[Christina P.]

The full video is like, 14 minutes. Oh, oh, and does he. Does uncle survive this? Does he reveal his prank? Because that's the part I'm looking for.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's me too.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

One sec.

[Christina P.]

We get the prank, and you have to keep going.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

In the meantime, I want to ask Dr. Drew.

[Christina P.]

Little kid is Orson Welles.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Drew?

[Christina P.]

Yes, ma'am.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I've been prescribed gabapentin for pain, for everything, for anxiety. And I'm like, I know what's gonna happen in five years. They're gonna come out and be like, oh, gabapentin. You took that? Yeah. You have holes in your brain?

[Christina P.]

No, I don't think. Well, how much?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Up to 300 milligrams, let's say a PA. And often. I mean, if I am in pain, they were telling me to take it.

[Christina P.]

Do you have 100 milligram tablets or 300 milligrams? 100 isn't. You have 300 tablets or 100 tablets? Both, but I don't try the hundreds. They're nothing. They're very mild.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It's a nothing burger.

[Christina P.]

It's a nothing burger. It actually hits the same system as the Valium, but does it by a different mechanism, that it doesn't get the addictive property.

[Tom Segura]

Can you ever survive?

[Christina P.]

I could by action. Out of the state of Texas only. That's cool.

[Tom Segura]

I'll go to California.

[Christina P.]

I'll see you there. That's what created medical record. And I. You don't know how often this happens to me. And I'm saying, you know, I've revealed to your son, your. Your husband, your son, my son, your husband, that he's. That I'm a codependent, and he is going for it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No. Now he's taking advantage. He's trying to take advantage of your.

[Tom Segura]

Temperament, work out a little deal. It's not a big.

[Christina P.]

It's not a big problem. Let me just drive one of your cars. We're in. Sure.

[Tom Segura]

We'll set it up whenever you want. Oh, is this it?

[Christina P.]

Oh, this the end?

[Tom Segura]

What happens?

[Christina P.]

No, Joe.

[Tom Segura]

You didn't vote for Joe Biden.

[Christina P.]

We wouldn't be doing.

[Uncle Funko]

I told you not to vote. Tell you what the to do.

[Tom Segura]

Hide under the bed, then go with Joe Biden. You got to go, you know, to the police station.

[Christina P.]

Ain't Nowhere to go but the police station.

[Uncle Funko]

Where we gonna go?

[Christina P.]

Do you know?

[Uncle Funko]

Do you know?

[Tom Segura]

It's a sick shelter.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That means the police station.

[Christina P.]

Station.

[Uncle Funko]

The police station.

[Christina P.]

Has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles.

[Tom Segura]

Aim towards the mainland.

[Christina P.]

It's, it's, it's weirdly chilling, you know?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Uncle Funko]

So they about to come to America.

[Christina P.]

Russia here. They here.

[Uncle Funko]

So you. We got to get the out here. We got to find.

[Christina P.]

Okay, get under the bed. Hurry up, hurry up.

[Tom Segura]

Under the bed. They blowing missiles and everything. The bed protect you.

[Christina P.]

God. He reminds you of the character in curb your enthusiasm.

[Tom Segura]

I know, it's so fun. Like JB smooth.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. JB's character is just like this guy. Oh, my God. Oh, here he comes.

[Uncle Funko]

Out start breaking up. Start going crazy. I was doing some. That's what I'm saying. It's a time to play as a time not to be playing this guy. You don't play. Never know when the this might go off. You motherfucker's crazy as any goddamn.

[Christina P.]

Well, I, I, I have a pitch. Curb your enthusiasm reality with this guy that you is Larry David. He as JB Smooth's character.

[Tom Segura]

Unbelievable.

[Christina P.]

There it is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, that's such a good prank.

[Tom Segura]

That's fantastic. Yeah. I love, I wish I thought of it again.

[Christina P.]

I love cool guys, and I love this guy.

[Tom Segura]

Horrible or hilarious?

[Christina P.]

Hilarious.

[Tom Segura]

I'm going to show you this.

[Christina P.]

Uh. Oh. Oh, geez.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

He broke all the limbs, everything.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, he's not great. Oh, do you know the. He looks.

[Tom Segura]

Well, it says he's alive.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Okay, let's see together.

[Christina P.]

Is there a neck injury in there?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. He's definitely some broken bones.

[Christina P.]

You know, young people can withstand a lot. It's not a lot different than some of the jackass stuff stuff guys do.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christina P.]

It is not horrible. Horrible. When you guys show me horrible stuff, it's usually truly horrible.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

So we'll say hilarious. Oh, horrible.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, that's horrible.

[Christina P.]

That's run over by a truck. You think it's hilarious.

[Tom Segura]

That was pretty good. It's pretty good.

[Christina P.]

I know what the is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Someone help broke.

[Tom Segura]

All right.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

We need to build a fallout shelter.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Fall out shelter.

[Christina P.]

I have thought about that.

[Tom Segura]

You have.

[Christina P.]

They have these capsules. You just lower them into the ground.

[Tom Segura]

And you know what I keep thinking about? Because I never had any of these thoughts about how we're on our own until really, really, like the pandemic made you go like, oh, you're on your own.

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

And then other technological things happening, like when remember when the, the software program rebooted so all the airlines couldn't fly.

[Christina P.]

Yes. And then, so you don't realize how close to the edge we are.

[Tom Segura]

Exactly. And then two weeks survivalist.

[Christina P.]

All of a sudden you think they were idiots now, like, oh, this guy have a point?

[Tom Segura]

That's got a point.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. And I become like Rogan too. I, I Earth is flat. I'm open to everything now.

[Tom Segura]

You're open to everything?

[Christina P.]

Everything. Everything. Covid was such a eye opening experience for me and so shattering. I'm like, okay, well now anything's possible.

[Tom Segura]

Anything's possible. And then like, whatever. A month ago @&t is just like, they're like, it's not working today. And then earlier today or whatever. Verizon just same thing. Like SOS doesn't work. What do you mean doesn't work? They're like just, it's offline. So you go like all these things. Like you said, you're on the edge of.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. You don't realize how close we are to being back to nature again.

[Tom Segura]

And that's where you get your food.

[Christina P.]

And then when the supply lines get cut and are screwed up, we're gonna have a strike soon. Or had a strike.

[Tom Segura]

And, and then my friend Sean pointed this out to me when we were in the, we were in a car together and it was right after the software. I forget what was that? Crowdsource. Yeah, so it's called, I remember that. Yeah, that went down. He was like, yeah, you know, if we were all. Because it's, it's in the future, you know, all in electric cars. There is the possibility that like some you didn't know that somebody could just go do and just shut them down.

[Christina P.]

Absolutely.

[Tom Segura]

A thousand percent. Just like when they were already planning that when Amazon, where they were like, oh yeah, the, the Alexa, you know, they got the, like somebody's conversation was like uploaded to them and then broadcast and like, wait, that can happen. Like, oh yeah, we can do that. Sorry.

[Christina P.]

Hey man, what scares my stupid brain now? I've seen so many things that have been so shocking. I start wondering, well, maybe the bad guys that want to shut down the cars are the one pushing the cars also to make sure we all get them. It's like, get the car.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, you know that like the government, when Facebook came out, they were thrilled. Now they can see and know everything you're doing because you're voluntarily posting it.

[Christina P.]

Did you see Kerry the other day talking about misinformation about how we have to have laws and who and the New York Times. Kerry. Is that his name? Senator Kerry. Former Senator Kerry.

[Tom Segura]

John Kerry.

[Christina P.]

John Kerry. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

No, what did he say?

[Christina P.]

Oh, he said, it's time that we just really did away with the First Amendment, essentially, and really go after misinformation because we can't have this.

[Tom Segura]

Holy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Cool.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. And it's. And again, I have no problem with the government involving themselves in educating people, but they decide what's misinformation and then cancel everything else.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Cool.

[Tom Segura]

That is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That is sounds like.

[Christina P.]

That is sounds like Russia. Sounds like the Spanish Inquisition. That's what they did. They kept going. When Galileo came around, they said, well, it could be true. We don't know, but it's too disruptive. So goodbye.

[Tom Segura]

See ya.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Cut them up.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, shit. I love fat people on vines.

[Christina P.]

Bang. Hilarious.

[Tom Segura]

That's always, uh.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, that's not a good.

[Christina P.]

That didn't sound hilarious.

[Tom Segura]

Because it's not. Okay.

[Christina P.]

Uh.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, this person. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Femur fracture.

[Tom Segura]

Not sure. Doesn't have the extra rapport. But this is the thing that a lot of people don't realize about rope swings is the downforce. You need the upper body strength to be able to hold yourself up.

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

And this lady certainly appears to not have it.

[Christina P.]

I saw a cool guy trying to recreate a pendulum. It was on Instagram, and they had this scientist with a bowling ball and a girl, and it's on a pendulum. They take the bowling ball and they release it. It swings back and it comes right back to where it was, like, within inches of her nose. And so the cool guy does. I'm gonna do that. Takes a bowling ball and does that with it. And he comes back and pushes his head through the wall.

[Tom Segura]

Because he didn't release it.

[Christina P.]

He didn't. He pushed it. So it went out further and it came back further. Yeah. Good times.

[Tom Segura]

That is.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

God damn.

[Christina P.]

Oh, you know what's bad about. Oh. Again, the. The cries let you know that it's not okay.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What did he do wrong? Because, let me see. I just want to look at his form. I mean, I. It looked like he was doing it. Crap. Oh, he didn't.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, he just lost it, though.

[Christina P.]

He just went.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, he lost his.

[Tom Segura]

And there's rocks. He landed on rocks.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna go back. Wait. I mean, ramps can hurt you, man. I think. How many times skateboarders get their passion. Yeah, exactly.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Poor guy. I mean. Yeah, it's just terrible.

[Christina P.]

See Brett Favre lately, by the way, speaking of head injuries.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. He has early onset Parkinson's. Parkinson's.

[Christina P.]

But you look at him talking, it's like, oh, that's Joe Biden. It's exact same cognitive. I don't know about the cognitive. If he's right as far along cognitively. But the face and the speech and all that.

[Tom Segura]

Totally crazy, though, that we were living.

[Christina P.]

I think anything's possible.

[Tom Segura]

But in historical terms, yes, because, you know, we all have our age and you hear about things from another era. We're living in a time where the President was so clearly. I mean, impaired.

[Christina P.]

Impaired.

[Tom Segura]

Impaired.

[Christina P.]

Had a neurological look. This is what I keep telling people when we teach medical students. What is Parkinson. Parkinson's disease or Parkinsonism, which are two different things. We show a video of somebody with that, exactly what he has, and go, look. The mask like faces, the slowed speech, the difficulty producing speech with word finding, the slowed gait, the festinating gate. Everything.

[Tom Segura]

Everything.

[Christina P.]

The slow. The frozenness. His hands are always out here. Parkinsonism. I don't see anything. What are you talking about?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, everybody was worse.

[Christina P.]

How dare you? You know he's not your patient. How dare you? No, I don't know what's causing it. I just know that's what that is. Just like, if you showed me a rash, I could describe the rash.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You know what, though? I think society in the world has always been nutty, and we're just noticing.

[Christina P.]

Well, that's an interesting thing.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But look at. Look at. Kennedy was shot. We've had a president assassinate.

[Christina P.]

Do you know that he got strung out on meth.

[Tom Segura]

Kennedy drugs.

[Christina P.]

You don't know that.

[Tom Segura]

He had that horrible back pain, that he dealt with horrible back pain, which.

[Christina P.]

Is chronic opiate withdrawal from. From his opiate addiction. And the Addison's disease also. Bullshit. Cause the chronic opiate suppresses the adrenal gland. So all our chronic opiate users look like they have hypotestosterone and hypoadrenalism. That's what they get back. Then the asshole that was injecting him just goes, oh, you also have Addison. Let's give you steroids also.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

And they found, because he was strung out on opioids and fatigued, they gave him methamphetamine, they gave amphetamine.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Sweet. And we're full circle again. How good methyl.

[Christina P.]

He got psychotic. You don't know this story?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, of course they didn't teach me this in 11th.

[Christina P.]

We actually did it in drunk history. You know, drunk history.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Of course.

[Christina P.]

Derek Waters did this historical. He had all the historical documents documenting exactly what had happened. He had a whole floor of a hotel he was held up in. For some reason. The doctor was coming up there. And this asshole. My peers never ceased to disappoint me. And he got psychotic. Threw off all his clothes and did cartwheels down the hall. Felt screaming about how great he feels. This doctor's a genius. He hasn't felt so good his whole life. And a enlightened physician came in. A psychiatrist. A woman came in and said, you can never see this man again. We have to get you landed here. This is not good. Imagine if that had been during the Cuban Missile crisis.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Holy shit.

[Tom Segura]

Just launch him, dude.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And he and his brother tag teamed Marilyn Monroe in Malibu. Did you know this?

[Christina P.]

I did know that.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah. Isn't that. That's what's up. You're like the only other person that knows.

[Christina P.]

Well documented. And there's a tape of it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

There's a tape.

[Christina P.]

Yes, there's an audio tape. There's a much bunch of audio tapes with him. With Marilyn. Right.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But he and his bro were.

[Christina P.]

She was a sex addict. Trauma survivor.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

She's very traumatized.

[Christina P.]

Poor Border. And the end. And the little girl voice of a developmental arrest and all this.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

She's the victim.

[Christina P.]

And that again. We started our. Then that we glorified that glamorized that. That was a sick person.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I know.

[Christina P.]

And then. And a drug addict and a sex addict.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But also they used her in Hollywood. She had to sleep her way to get into the movies. Because that's what they did back then. The casting. Which they still do now.

[Christina P.]

They do.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, not in the comedy world. But yeah. I'm sure. I'm sure you look at Harvey. He was banging every.

[Christina P.]

But I thought now we've sort of moved. We've hilariously gotten past that.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't think. I feel like I learned something new about how awful people are.

[Tom Segura]

Drew, would you like to see some of Christina's talks? She's got some videos to show you herself. You try to find that audio if you can.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Tick tocks. Hey y'all. What's up? It's got the baddie AKA baddie with the masky. And this weekend I went to the Frida Cinema in Santa Ana for a covet safer movie event was high filtration, mask and testing required. Everyone including staff was required. Required to mask up. They were super friendly, super proud of all the folks who made this happen. They also had additional free masks and goodie bags for us to take home. Since masks were required to be on the whole time the theater Itself was really nice and clean. There were at least four air purifiers, and the organizers also disinfected all the seats before we went inside. There was also two separate mass break rooms with air purifiers in case folks needed it. The movie was really intense, but 10 out of 10, this free event was so much fun, and I really enjoyed the movie.

[Christina P.]

So, okay. Not long ago, we would call that mental illness. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Because this looks like it's. It's about a year old. Looks like still 20, 23.

[Christina P.]

I just worry what we did to these people. They say we did this to them.

[Tom Segura]

But I'm seeing people now still mask outside. Not only are they masking outside, masking everywhere and washing, but they're. They're kind of making it their identity.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a talisman.

[Tom Segura]

Is this like, PTSD for some of these people?

[Christina P.]

No, no, no. It's in it. I haven't really constructed what it is in my head because it's so offensive to me, and so it's troubling, and I. Then I feel bad, like, oh, we did this to these people. Why am I so angry about this? Look, if they want to wear a mask, everybody fucking go do it. What drives me crazy is I don't like irrational. I don't like it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

If you want to wear a mask, get a properly fitting N95. And don't ever take it off. Ever. Except when you go back home.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Anything else and you're just. It's all bullshit.

[Tom Segura]

It's all performance.

[Christina P.]

It's a performance. So it's a performance. Now you're talking about grandiosity and you're. You're telegraphing, and this is your identity that you're projecting onto the world. It's no different than so many other. I mean, you as a goth person, you're sending messages.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But I was a teenager.

[Tom Segura]

Right, exactly.

[Christina P.]

Well, she said sound kind of youngish. But it's so odd. It's an identity, but it's just so odd. And they were congratulated for it by certain populations.

[Tom Segura]

I see. I've seen it the most every time I go to New York. New York still has a good bit of, like, you walk in a store.

[Christina P.]

That is probably ptsd, though, because those guys, we did pt. We did traumatize New Yorkers. I mean, for instance, you know, the bodies piling up and the. Do you know why there were those cooler vans for the bodies in New York City hospitals? You know why? Because they closed down the mortuary so they Couldn't move the bodies out as they normally did, so they had to just sit them there at the hospital. And they accumulated. Hospitals always have morgues, they always have dead bodies, and they move along every day. If you shut down the ability to.

[Tom Segura]

Do that, you gotta pile them up somewhere.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Wait, can I tell you what's actually.

[Christina P.]

During a pandemic, which is harming people?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Of course. What's super gay? And this is why I don't like this culture of Ultra maskers. If you look at the barcode at the bottom and you can. You can scan that barcode to check for triggers in the film, which is so fucking stupid.

[Christina P.]

Okay, here's the.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Get with your triggers.

[Christina P.]

Well, not only get fucked, we are harming people. It's been now shown without the slightest doubt that exposure is how you improve resiliency and psychiatric symptoms. Thank you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Thank you.

[Christina P.]

It's called exposure therapy. Just about.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Thank you.

[Christina P.]

Anxiety, ocd, it all responds to exposure. If you isolate, you make people ill. It's the opposite of resilience. It's the opposite of autonomy. Does Tom need some exposure? No, because.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Can I tell you what I started doing? Because I have the phobia of vomiting. Correct. I've been through therapy. Hypnotherapy. You know what I started doing? Whenever I love it. And now I feel better because I go, oh, that's not so bad.

[Christina P.]

Do you. Do you need somebody with you to do.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'm not a fucking pussy. Come on, people with me.

[Christina P.]

Wow.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't need this.

[Christina P.]

And do you. Did you have to take a sort of small, small doses to begin with? Did you? No.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

See this?

[Christina P.]

Actually.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Okay. I don't like it, but I can hear it.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, you used to be. Absolutely.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't like that, but I'm imagining I see it. If I see it, it actually is better than the sound for me. Like a video of a man has to be a man puking. Like a younger man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Like a youthful. Not like an elderly, sick person.

[Christina P.]

Then you're good with the vomit.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yes. If it's a healthy, hearty person, like a drunk puke. I'm like, oh. Like I was watching people puke on, you know, fucking whatever the shit is that they give these hippies and yurts and they fucking puke. Yeah. And I was like, all right, that's cool.

[Tom Segura]

Oh. Anyway, we have an update on Monroe. The Kennedy. Monroe tapes were allegedly turned over to lapd, then destroyed. Although many witnesses attest to them having.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Of course, the Kennedys killed her. Or they let her die.

[Christina P.]

She Was drug addict died. Yeah, just.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But they know he was with. He. The. The Kennedy her. The night she died.

[Christina P.]

But all that was what her up to take pills. So she had just a classic drama.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I know.

[Christina P.]

And by the way, I. Liz, I. I don't know why I've gone down this rabbit hole a bit, but I watched an interview with the pathologist that did her autopsy and he sat on the table, he was like, oh, my God, what happened to this woman? She looks so deteriorated. This is not the woman that was on the films.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, deteriorated.

[Christina P.]

Just. Just drugs and alcohol and just fat. Just. Just.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

She was fatty. She was what, 140 when she died? What a pig.

[Christina P.]

No, but I mean, she just was not what she is. She was deteriorated. And it's. Alcohol really primarily does that.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. Alcohol's not really a problem. Let's see this one.

[Christina P.]

He'll tell you man, what you having.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

For a feed later?

[Christina P.]

I'll.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Stop it. Samantha, we don't use that language. Bloody beauty day, isn't it? Oh, stop it. You're not. Boy, behave yourself. Do I come get a mani pedi later? My dogs need doing. Gosh, Samantha, you have never spoken like that before. Just behave.

[Christina P.]

I love the big smile. The big.

[Tom Segura]

It's always. I guess it is. You know, I love nothing more than upsetting my mother, you know.

[Christina P.]

Right. I love it. And you know what? We all enjoy it on your behalf. We all are there with.

[Tom Segura]

It is universal people love.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I hated my mom too. So I like to.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. See how my mom and I never could never.

[Tom Segura]

You could never do that to her.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

She was that mean. She wouldn't even let you like with her.

[Christina P.]

And no, she was brutal. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Really. Like, what would happen if you try to like, wind your mom up?

[Christina P.]

She started yelling. Just like yell. She had. She had unregulated hostility and really yelling. Yelling, yelling.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

See, now I wish my mom and your mom were alive and they could hang out and we could see who was a bigger. Wait, Is your mom dead?

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Oh, thank God. Okay. And I thank God.

[Tom Segura]

Cool wish.

[Christina P.]

It's funny, you. We lost our dog recently and I was really broken up. It happened very fast and I was talking to Kroll and he goes, oh, yeah, I see you're upset. He goes, swear it's your mom or your dog. And I was like the dog. By a big margin, 100%.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Dude. I think about our dead dog people.

[Christina P.]

But that's the one thing, one favor our mothers did us. Yeah, we didn't have a big grief reaction. When they passed.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, it me up. But different.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, different.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Not like I'm so sad I love.

[Christina P.]

You, mommy or I miss you or. Because there was no. They don't. There was no nothing for us in those relationships.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No. Dude, I was sadder when Top Dog when his father passed. I could cry even talking about him right now. I love him so much.

[Christina P.]

You know what? And I. I didn't call you through all that and I apologize. No, I was sort of overwhelmed.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

We've been thinking about that talking.

[Christina P.]

No, no, but listen, I've been thinking about it, but I was sort of overwhelmed by it because I. You. You had hinted to me how important he was for you.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he was very important.

[Christina P.]

And I just sort of like. I don't know if I'd call, but I. I heard you and I could imagine what that meant. No.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

So yeah, we don't know what it's like to lose.

[Christina P.]

And my dad I a pretty decent relationship with. But. But he gave me lots of warning. I mean like he had a. Oh my God, so many medical problems that I kept. Here it is. No, here it is. No. Okay, here it is.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, finally.

[Christina P.]

Okay, you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah. Sorry.

[Tom Segura]

Jesus Christ.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Hey everyone. That's talk today about the elephant in.

[Christina P.]

The room that women don't like talking.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

About, but we all think about having a bulge.

[Tom Segura]

A what?

[Christina P.]

A bulge. Having a bulge doesn't magically make you a man. Having a bulge doesn't negate your womanhood.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

A lot of us women still have.

[Christina P.]

Our bits and pieces.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Us women. And that's okay. So I think we really need to.

[Christina P.]

Start changing the language. And I like the Harvard dormitory behind her, that is the Harvard dorm.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And start normalizing. Bye everyone.

[Tom Segura]

Bye. That's an interesting thought starter.

[Christina P.]

Have you had Nikki, Nick, Joe. Oh shit. Nikki Blazer?

[Tom Segura]

No, no, no, Jim Norton.

[Christina P.]

Jim Norton? Nikki Norton.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, yes. No, but I talked to Jim and.

[Christina P.]

She is funny as lovely and has a clear view of this thing. Like really clear headed about it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, here's my deal is that because I follow this person on the Grammy, I'm not sure that they're not trolling us because here's why I will say every trans person I've seen online, like.

[Christina P.]

She'D be able to tell you by their name.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

They grow the hair out.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And they shave their chest at the very least.

[Christina P.]

Well, the estrogen kind of gets rid of all that too. But this person is not on much estrogen, if they're on it at all, so. But I mean who are we to say estrogen's not required to be trans. All it is identifying as whatever.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Whatever.

[Christina P.]

And listen, you do you. I'm so samesies. I am just all about it. I love them all.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And I do like entertaining videos. And that was entertaining video. And that's not a good dress for his sure body type.

[Christina P.]

I would. That's a hate. Hate speech. Hate speech.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I could help. Can I tell you something? If I had the time, I would help these people dress better. By the way, this person was a former contestant on the Bachelorette. Yeah. Like, I would help them dress for their body type and figure out how to be a woman better because. Because somebody is not helping them. Well, this is not.

[Christina P.]

Okay, that's probably true. And as males. As being male a long time. How would you develop that? You know?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, I know. So they need a coach. Like you need a bridge coach. Someone to coach you from being a dude to being a woman and be like, dude, this dress is. You look like fucking Snow White. This is too much for you. Yellow is not your color, baby. We gotta shave your fucking chest. We gotta get you a nice wig. Big. That's what I would do.

[Tom Segura]

This dress just highlights the kind of muscular.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I would minimize the shoulders with like a blazer maybe.

[Tom Segura]

I'd love you to show me.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, I would love to help you.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You don't advise him. You do.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I do for male attire, but we haven't gone into this yet.

[Christina P.]

Oh, you for your. When you're doing your.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

When he's transitioning.

[Christina P.]

You're your. Your. Yeah, your dragon.

[Tom Segura]

To be a believable lady, you would.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Be such a challenge. No, you're very masculine body shit.

[Tom Segura]

I'm pretty.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You're the worst. You're the ugliest woman in the world.

[Tom Segura]

That's so rude.

[Christina P.]

That's a. That is a challenge.

[Tom Segura]

That's hate speech too, dude.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You would be so ugly.

[Tom Segura]

Stop.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'd have to like, tape your eye bags. Like, tape up your eyes.

[Christina P.]

Why? Women can have eye bags. How dare you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, we can't. Babe, that's filler. You gotta get that shit.

[Tom Segura]

You think I could be a beautiful lady?

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, my God. Don't lie to him, Drew. Why are you lying?

[Christina P.]

How easy A wig would fit too perfect.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Well, that. That. Yeah, but your head is enormous.

[Christina P.]

I see lots of trans women with beards these days. So that doesn't strike.

[Tom Segura]

Scramble this brain.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Figure out, could I pass as a man? Yes. I could pass as like a Fae. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

You keep that shirt on. You'd be fine.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

How dare you? My hands are cold.

[Christina P.]

Shit.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Bag.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Okay. Who's ready to do some Disney Halloween shopping?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Check out these ears. Check out these lounge fly Halloween bands. And check out these ears. They actually have a removable bow.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I love score. I didn't even know this existed. Well, this is definitely coming home with me. And this is also a new hat. And I'm gonna have to try this shirt on, too.

[Christina P.]

Stitch is the star of this year's Halloween merchandise.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That shirt doesn't fit.

[Christina P.]

Check out these matching Crocs.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, I'm good.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

These are Disney adults who like to.

[Christina P.]

I know. Yeah, I know.

[Tom Segura]

I think there's something going on there.

[Christina P.]

That they concern me. Go to. You've been to Disneyland. You take your kids.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, unfortunately, it's a nightmare.

[Christina P.]

It sucks.

[Tom Segura]

And they're also. They actually seem like they're like. When they do these things, you're like, oh, there's some real delusion going on.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

They're retarded. Do you think she's a little retarded?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I mean, they're stuck.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Right. And I like that they found each other.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Oh, God.

[Christina P.]

And that they could find their joy together in this. I mean, people have hobbies.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Let me put it to you this way. What is the Disney Adult Male? What the fuck is happening?

[Christina P.]

I know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What is that?

[Christina P.]

I just. It all feels to me like trying to resurrect a lost past when there was happiness and now there is not something.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

So, Drew.

[Tom Segura]

A simpler time. Yeah. But it feels like you're departing. You really are departing from reality.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Adulthood.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And then you see the people who go. Oh, this is where I go. There's some people we found every day. They have a year long pass, and at some point they'll go every day.

[Christina P.]

I know, but can you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No kids.

[Christina P.]

But can you. Can you kind of relate to the experience of trying to recreate the.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Absolutely.

[Christina P.]

It's just that it's like everything with the human experience, when it becomes excessive, that's when you balance.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

So there's a dating site just for Disney adults.

[Christina P.]

I say that's a good thing. I'm going to call that good, because they are not going to find anybody else. You know what I mean? It's going to be a problem. And I want them to find people. I want them to find love.

[Tom Segura]

Find some love.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You don't want to shake them into reality a bit?

[Christina P.]

It won't happen.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It won't happen.

[Christina P.]

I do. That is the impulse. Right. That's kind of why you shut it off. We stop it. Come on, get a job. Because they probably do have some reasonably good.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Hold on. You think it's a good idea for two arrested adults to get together?

[Christina P.]

I think there's nobody else going to put up with that shit. Right. Except another one. Maybe it's just gratify it the same way they want to be gratified.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Hold on. What if it's a super hot female Disney adult? Like a hot girl?

[Christina P.]

Does not exist. Does not exist. You find it?

[Tom Segura]

No. We saw the website. It doesn't exist. No, it doesn't exist. On the other gender, there's no like super.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. There's no Fabio male. No, they're too busy doing their thing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

They're in wrestling. Right. This is the reason I only change my pad once a week.

[Tom Segura]

A lot of people change their pads.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Every hour or whenever they go to the bathroom.

[Christina P.]

And honestly I think it's a waste.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Of money because pads are super expensive and they should be free. But it should be free. This is why I only change my.

[Christina P.]

Pad once a week. Because I keep this long thick ass pad. It. It holds so much that I don't need to change it at all.

[Tom Segura]

I don't need to change it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It's one of those extra heavy overnight.

[Christina P.]

Pads and they absorb everything. Like they. They have good absorption.

[Tom Segura]

Absorption.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Absorption.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Once a week.

[Christina P.]

Drew, why does she repeat absorption?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Cuz she didn't say the word right.

[Christina P.]

She said absorption. Good honor.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

You tell me.

[Tom Segura]

No hygienic.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

H. It's not hygienic.

[Christina P.]

It's got to smell.

[Tom Segura]

Got to smell from a distance. I bet there's dogs coming up to her door.

[Christina P.]

And. And she definitely doesn't have heavy flows. Definitely. She's a light flow.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Are you sure?

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

How come?

[Christina P.]

Because she would not have clothing at the comfor a couple of days.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's true.

[Christina P.]

She would be all stained up and be unable to get it out.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What about infection? I mean dead blood.

[Christina P.]

But she's not putting it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

She's not in her case.

[Christina P.]

You're right. It's just something sitting outside.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

What about a yeasty. I mean that can.

[Christina P.]

You can. But she's clearly not getting that. It doesn't affect, you know, the, The. The vaginal ecosystem is complicated. Right. Everyone's different. It's all. You know, it's. They're all different.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Her vag is nasty.

[Christina P.]

Her vag is fine. No can handle. I mean, you wouldn't want to come up. I mean, if you were out on a date and that's what you came upon. Yeah. Well, Maybe that's her goal. Maybe she doesn't want to. You know, that's a repellent.

[Tom Segura]

And there's also some guy that really likes that too.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

There's some guy out there.

[Christina P.]

I would not have believed that were it not for the education I've had here.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you.

[Christina P.]

And I tried to show you that, but.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Drew, can you just do a public service announcement?

[Christina P.]

Yes. Don't do that. Change regularly. I saw Toxic Shock like crazy back in the 80s, and that's.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's from tampons that are now taken out.

[Tom Segura]

Get a couple of heavy videos to show.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Hold on, hold on. Tell women. How long can they leave a tampon in?

[Christina P.]

I mean, it depends on your flow and stuff. You don't want to leave in all day if you can possibly.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

All day meaning 24 hours, even 12 hours. It's like four to four to eight.

[Christina P.]

And again, if you're a heavy flow, you want to change frequently, just change them. But if they get stuck up there all the time. Maybe I need to enlighten you guys about this.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Not in my opinion.

[Christina P.]

So if you wonder if it's up there or not, it probably is. And do some work. You have to squat down and push hard and put your hand up there. You have to look, really fish around. Because those left behind are the ones.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That do the damage those child left behind us.

[Christina P.]

Non monogamous people are incredibly diverse.

[Tom Segura]

What kind of people colonize in love?

[Christina P.]

I'm Millie, a Kenyan writer who is solo polyamorous, a relationship anarchist, non binary, gender fluid and pansexual. And I live with my nesting partner. And hi, I'm Nick. I work in healthcare and I'm from Quebec. I'm an egalitarian, polyamorous, straight and cisgender.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, you're not straight.

[Christina P.]

Visibility monogamy. We're joining content creators from across the.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Globe, definitely not straight.

[Christina P.]

And showcase our unique and varied identities. I'm Sarah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'm cis, female, straight, black, Spanish, live in Berlin, but I'm from New York.

[Christina P.]

And I've been non monogamous for a decade.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Let's get visible. Hi, my name is Leanne. I'm a polyamory educator and trainee sex.

[Christina P.]

Therapist based in Bristol, uk, But I'm.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Originally from Hong Kong.

[Christina P.]

I identify as bisexual, agender and polyamorous.

[Tom Segura]

That's cool.

[Christina P.]

What up, fam?

[Tom Segura]

It's your girl, Avita Lavita.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Whoa. I like her.

[Tom Segura]

I am a social worker here in New Jersey in the United States. I identify as black, af, queer AF and non monogamous.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I like her. The best.

[Tom Segura]

And my pronouns are she, her, alien, bay.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah. Dude. Hi.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I am Roy Graff from Open Relating. I'm a relationship coach and counselor from London, uk. And I'm.

[Christina P.]

He gives you the most. Chris, Right?

[Tom Segura]

Mostly straight. CIS man. Cheers.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Mostly straight. Hi.

[Christina P.]

I'm.

[Tom Segura]

How long is this polyamorous?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Relationship anarchist. She's an anarchist. I'm American and Brazilian. Okay, so what's a relationship anarchist?

[Christina P.]

I guess.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But yet they're still in relationship with each other.

[Christina P.]

I just want to know the history, you know, the upper history isn't good. Good for them. Whatever. I'm not, you know, look. Whatever.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I do like her jacket.

[Christina P.]

It's good if people want to do whatever. I'm all in. I don't understand the. Applies to anarchist principle timber. Relationship. Okay, okay. I just don't understand the need to declare. Yeah, but let's declare each of ours just so we see if we can do it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Hold on. Relationship anarchy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. And does it fit with who we're actually doing?

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

Right. You and I are relationship anarchists. I know it's.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Hold on. But relationship anarchy. It's based on the idea that relationships should be free of rules that aren't agreed upon.

[Christina P.]

I told you.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

By all parties.

[Christina P.]

And you.

[Tom Segura]

Free of.

[Christina P.]

It's on you.

[Tom Segura]

It's on you.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, that's h. Sounds weird. We don't care about who we f. Who we heard, who we harm, how we harm them. Because we're anarchist, man. We give a.

[Tom Segura]

About.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

They just like to.

[Christina P.]

I've been single for almost 10 years. What about you? He needs to join. He needs to join that other group.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

The relationship anarchist. And the people that don't give a. Because that's true.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

He should. Then he'll get laid.

[Christina P.]

And look, if people want to do that, I. Good.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Is it good to be out of relationships for that long?

[Christina P.]

Is it good to be out of relationships for that? You mean so like this guy? No. Not to be alone. That's alone. But the other guys are alone too, in their own weird way. Right.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

Interesting. And so the question is, is it good never to be intimate? That's the question. Because to be intimate, you have to have stability and trust and safety and all these things that people have to have if you're going to be in a bit. If you feel intimacy is somehow dangerous or not a part of your life. We used to call that an intimacy disorder. And we used to call this other stuff sex addiction until it makes you not happy. It's why I approach Bert too. Right. What I Always tell you, like, he's gonna fight it on his own. Eventually he will get to a point where he wants to change, but we can't make him change. Change.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

It doesn't last forever. Imagine those people. Imagine some of those people at age 75.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Like, imagine bird at 75.

[Christina P.]

Oh, well, he won't be there.

[Tom Segura]

I don't think so.

[Christina P.]

He won't be around. I don't think so either. So. But these people will be. And they'll be kind of alone with a. And they won't have. They won't know necessarily how to be intimate or how to be the relationship or what they're worth or not. Or maybe they will. I don't know.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

But up to them, or they'll find Jesus and now.

[Christina P.]

Why do you say that? Because that's interesting.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Because I know people that got. Yeah, you. You live it hard in your 20s and then you. You wake up sometime in your 30s and you go, that was. That wasn't for me. It feels long term.

[Christina P.]

It feels empty.

[Tom Segura]

So do you have something really cool to show him or. No.

[Christina P.]

Oh, we haven't seen really cool stuff yet.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Why this insistence on everybody knowing what makes you come and how you. It's so weird.

[Christina P.]

It is so weird.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Why do we have to know?

[Christina P.]

I mean, why? I. I look, part of me goes. Part of me goes, God, when I hear how gay men used to have to suffer and hide and get arrested and beat all this crazy, I feel like, okay, I get why the men that went through that have to say, hey, now it's my turn to tell you what I'm doing. The actual guys that, like George Takei, that experienced that stuff, I want you on every mountaintop talking about who you are now and what you had to go through. Through. But the young men that grow up now, why do we have to know everything?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't know. Are people beating?

[Tom Segura]

Part of it is, I think people. I'll tell you what I think. When people do that, no one cares. They're waiting. They're anticipating a reaction.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But what they are really hoping for, and they don't say this, is that it will elicit some type of arousal reaction to somebody. In other words, they say, this is what makes me calm. And there's a part of the brain that goes, someone's gonna go, oh, cool. Like.

[Christina P.]

Like, I'll help you with that.

[Tom Segura]

I think that's.

[Christina P.]

So it's a dating technique.

[Tom Segura]

I think it is. And it's disguised. Yeah, people disguise.

[Christina P.]

Men will do. Yeah, they will do anything yeah, yeah. But what are the women that have to. Like the one in the food cabinet there. What is she.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That's more of like, I'm an independent woman. I'm my own person.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, yeah. It's feminism. What's up, guys? Look at this nice spot. Glitter polo shirt. I got it in red. Look.

[Tom Segura]

See, he went through some shirts in.

[Christina P.]

The Tick Tock shop.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

They have actually six fans Shop. He's got a fan.

[Tom Segura]

Three xl.

[Christina P.]

You should get one and get one right now.

[Tom Segura]

Right now.

[Christina P.]

I mean, it's. It's comfy.

[Tom Segura]

There you go.

[Christina P.]

And sparkly.

[Tom Segura]

It is.

[Uncle Funko]

And it's not heavy.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No, it's not.

[Uncle Funko]

Imagine being with white lights spinning like your own personal fan.

[Tom Segura]

He's got everything going. Very cool.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, thank you very much.

[Christina P.]

Imagine that guy. 22. Ah, yeah. Cool.

[Tom Segura]

Very cool.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but I think I prefer the. The couple in the food closet.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Interesting, because at least they're getting laid.

[Tom Segura]

Anything. There you go. Dude. Drew.

[Christina P.]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Tom Segura]

He's doing lat work.

[Christina P.]

See, I see. He's pulling in. Doing pull ins.

[Tom Segura]

But look where.

[Christina P.]

But what's coming up? What's going in?

[Tom Segura]

It's a large. Yes. It's protruding out of his abdomen. See how that is.

[Christina P.]

Colon. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Tom Segura]

So the device is hooked up.

[Christina P.]

So he does. He does pull.

[Tom Segura]

He gets the lap pull in.

[Christina P.]

What's the matter, Christina?

[Tom Segura]

And then.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I forgot about this clip.

[Tom Segura]

The dildo is going.

[Christina P.]

Is it like. It's like glued.

[Tom Segura]

Mounted to it. And then it's protruding out of his abdomen. Go ahead and hit play again. Look how.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Look at his stomach. Watch us.

[Christina P.]

Oh, there it is. I missed that part. That's a big dildo.

[Tom Segura]

It's really big.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

That can't be good for your intestines or your.

[Christina P.]

No. And see, in order to even do that, he's having. I don't like it.

[Tom Segura]

Could it be hurting a little?

[Christina P.]

I mean, remember what was that dude.

[Tom Segura]

That got the horse?

[Christina P.]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

Mr. Mr. Hands.

[Christina P.]

Mr. Hands. That's. You perforate the colon. No problem.

[Tom Segura]

You can. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And you're down head. Oh, you're going back now. Isn't this the stuff I was talking about you did when you did the live thing with Rogan?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I think so.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah. This was it. This was the actual video that made my wife's tits hurt. She said. Yeah, she was. She was. We were. I was laughing so hard at her.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Having a reaction to that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And I. That is complete. I just see surgery when I see that.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You need surgery.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yes. Yikes, Mommy.

[Christina P.]

But good on you. Whatever you're into.

[Tom Segura]

Whatever you're into. All right. People screaming.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Not if it hurts you.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, there's people screaming in the studio out there. Oh, it's.

[Christina P.]

Oh, they've never seen this before.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

No. Young stuff.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Listen, you can take this down even.

[Christina P.]

In the state of Texas, whoever it's got.

[Tom Segura]

He's got some warts.

[Christina P.]

Is that warts? Yeah, that's what that looks like. That's not good. That could even be syphilis too, by the way. Sometimes syphilis does shit like that. Yeah, no, see, I. These. The boys presented me all this stuff.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, they did? Okay.

[Christina P.]

Yes. I've been exposed to all this. It's called sounding. Yeah, it's called sounding. Oh. What happened?

[Tom Segura]

He held a fire.

[Christina P.]

His hands went out.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he was probably drinking.

[Christina P.]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Tom Segura]

All right, he's cool.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Okay. All I can think about is, how do I make sure my sons never do?

[Tom Segura]

Boy, this one you gotta watch.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't want it. I don't want this anymore.

[Tom Segura]

Hold on. Let him.

[Christina P.]

What's he putting in his eyes? Why is he injecting this?

[Tom Segura]

Just to be cool. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Or is he? Tom Arnold told me. Interesting story about him.

[Tom Segura]

He's telling you how to do this at home?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but what's your. But why is he doing it? Well, do we know.

[Tom Segura]

Is there more of that one? Yeah. Oh, he's got that, like, growth and he wants to.

[Christina P.]

And what? He wants to.

[Tom Segura]

I think he's just trying to drain it.

[Christina P.]

I think he caused that by putting the needle in before. Wish I spoke some Russian. Do you speak any Russian?

[Tom Segura]

No, but, you know, the thing is, they're hardcore. It's getting better.

[Christina P.]

Oh, bigger needle, bigger needle. Well, he's gonna. Okay, we're done. He's.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

I think he's had an operation. Oh, my good. So Tom Arnold told me he wanted to do that when he was trying out on cocaine.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Yeah, really. Maybe this guy's on cocaine.

[Christina P.]

Well, no, he was. No, because he was so psychotic. He said he was talking to the guys across the mirror and. The mirror. The mirror were telling him that he had to go take that. The sclera, and cut it off because it was.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Okay, that's fine. We don't need to talk.

[Christina P.]

And. And they broke in on him right. Then took him to treatment, really. Thankfully, he didn't get. He didn't get this far with it.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, well, that's a cool video. And that's a good one to go. Out on Dr. Drew.

[Christina P.]

Wait. We didn't talk about Christina's stuff.

[Tom Segura]

What happened?

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I don't want to talk.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, she hasn't been through. I had Invisalign and I just got them taken off.

[Christina P.]

Dude, you went through a lot.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Segura]

Having those scraped off your teeth.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Worse than anything.

[Christina P.]

Worse than tits been removed.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I'm in radiation. I don't care where.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, hold on.

[Christina P.]

I'll listen to Tom.

[Tom Segura]

Wear a retainer every night now.

[Christina P.]

Oh, what a torture.

[Tom Segura]

It sucks.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But when they scrape it off, they suction drills and you. You can feel the. The pain shooting up skin. Is your nerves cracked.

[Christina P.]

Horrible.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

I have radiation in my body right now being poisoned.

[Tom Segura]

But a lot of people who haven't been. I feel like if you haven't been through Invisalign, you don't really have any place to speak about it.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

About anything.

[Tom Segura]

Not really.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That's the worst. So we bet. We've both been through stuff.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

And I have to get my boobs reconstructed in the new and I might be fine.

[Tom Segura]

I might have to do another Invisalign.

[Christina P.]

Really?

[Tom Segura]

Probably.

[Christina P.]

Oh, dude, I'm so sorry.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you. He's currently the chief patient officer at the wellness company and he hosts Ask Dr. Drew. Don't forget to subscribe on Rumble.

[Christina P.]

It's different than this show. It's different.

[Tom Segura]

It's different.

[Christina P.]

But it's good to be back here and be back.

[Tom Segura]

We love you, doctor.

[Christina P.]

I'm familiar with this feeling.

[Tom Segura]

We love you very much.

[Dr. Drew Pinsky]

It feels good.

[Christina P.]

Well, it feels familiar. Good. But I'm happy to. Oh, again, like I said, always a gift. YMH is a gift.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you as always for coming in. We miss you. We're so glad you're back, guys.

[Christina P.]

Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you. Bye, guys.

[Christina P.]

I'm whispering a little bit because my woman is sleeping. These are three day worn panties panties. Direction achieved. Direction achieved. Direction achieved.

[Tom Segura]

Direction achieved.

[Christina P.]

19 year old girl. Dark, hairy and a dark teenage panties. And I also paid extra for her not to wipe her after pissing. Cuz I'm monopolizing her vagina. Right, Right. Mixed with piss. Mixed with teenage juice. Let's give it a whiff. Direction achieved. Direction achieved. Direction achieved. Directly. Oh, that is pungent. You can smell some with a pussy that was not wiped after pissing. Her panties has a very similar smell. Pungent and nasty. This is avid boys. This is avid boys. I paid extra for the three days of wearing. I never tipped women. I never tipped women because I felt.

[Tom Segura]

Like I was the tip.

[Christina P.]

Let's give it away. Direction achieved. Erection achieved.

[Tom Segura]

Erection achieved.

[Christina P.]

Direction achieved.