Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Summary

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura Episode: Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787
Release Date: November 27, 2024

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1. Introduction and Guest Welcome

The episode kicks off with Tom Segura welcoming listeners back to "Your Mom's House" alongside his co-host, Christina Pazsitzky. He proudly introduces Christina's latest venture—three new lipstick shades available at christineninap.com—highlighting their excitement and pride in her creations. Shortly after, the hosts introduce their returning guest, Danny Brown, known for his comedic flair and regular appearances on the YMH YouTube channel.

2. Opening Clip Discussion

[03:20] Tom Segura: "I always put ketchup on my ketchup and I love ketchup. I only eat meatloaf to eat ketchup."

The show begins by sharing a humorous opening clip where Danny Brown humorously boasts about being the "best," setting a playful and confident tone for the episode. Christina and Tom dissect the clip, joking about the exaggerated confidence and the character Randy portrayed in the skit.

3. Gun Talk and Home Protection

[06:29] Tom Segura: "I have a really nice gun... it's a great home protection weapon."
[07:00] Christina P.: "I'm ready to learn how to shoot."

The conversation shifts to firearms, with Tom proudly announcing his new gun acquisition intended for home protection. Christina humorously expresses her lack of aggression and her intention to learn how to shoot, leading to playful banter about visiting a gun range together.

4. Ketchup Preferences and Cultural Insights

[07:41] Christina P.: "Could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time."
[09:48] Christina P.: "I like mayo too, though."

Tom and Christina delve into a lighthearted debate about ketchup preferences, exploring cultural differences in condiment use. They humorously speculate on why certain demographics may dislike the smell of ketchup and discuss the rivalry between brands like Heinz and organic ketchup. The conversation extends to mayonnaise preferences, intertwining humor with cultural commentary.

5. Frankie Valli's Pandemic Performance

[10:06] Tom Segura: "Frankie Valli is a legendary singer... during the pandemic."
[12:09] Christina P.: "It feels like Weekend at Bernie's and he's 90."

The hosts analyze a viral video of Frankie Valli performing over Zoom during the pandemic, expressing skepticism about the authenticity of the performance. They joke about Valli appearing robotic and speculate on the pressures of the music industry that might have led to such a performance style.

6. LL Cool J's New Album and Legacy

[13:33] Christina P.: "LL Cool J is the first rapper I ever heard."
[14:15] Tom Segura: "He's doing great legacy work."

The discussion shifts to LL Cool J's latest album, with Christina expressing her admiration for his influence as the first rapper she encountered. They commend his collaboration with Q-Tip and his ability to maintain relevance in the evolving music landscape, highlighting his ongoing legacy in hip-hop.

7. Male Workshops and Alpha Male Rhetoric

[25:55] Christina P.: "You don't have to eat ass, but there is good bacteria..."
[27:30] Tom Segura: "He's just a nasty, freaky dude trying to disguise it."

Tom introduces a segment about Will Blunderfeld and his controversial male workshops aimed at promoting alpha male behavior. Christina humorously critiques the bizarre rituals suggested in these workshops, such as "ball tapping" and unconventional methods to boost testosterone, labeling them as predatory and unfitting.

8. Glock Dookie Concept and Prank Videos

[47:11] Christina P.: "Spray it with that. It's so many videos you could just watch of fighting with the Glock dookies."
[48:08] Tom Segura: "This supposed to be real."

One of the most amusing segments revolves around the fictional concept of "Glock Dookie"—a prank involving spraying bodily fluids as a humorous take on prison antics. Christina and Tom laugh over the absurdity of such pranks, imagining scenarios where individuals resolve conflicts with this bizarre method.

9. Basketball Memories and Experiences

[24:12] Tom Segura: "He would have like good snacks and nachos."
[53:42] Christina P.: "I had season tickets for the Pistons one year."

The hosts reminisce about their basketball experiences, sharing funny and often cringe-worthy memories from their school and college days. They discuss the competitive nature of sports in their youth, touching on themes of rivalry, personal struggles with the game, and humorous incidents involving teammates and opponents.

10. Mike Tyson Fight Analysis

[36:52] Christina P.: "I fell asleep during Mike Tyson's fight."
[37:00] Tom Segura: "He was glitching like he had latency issues."

Tom and Christina analyze a recent Mike Tyson fight, expressing mixed feelings about the performance. They joke about Tyson's antics during the fight, such as unintentional humor from his actions, and reflect on his motivations and legacy within the boxing world.

11. National Anthem Performance Failures

[40:07] Tom Segura: "But I remember the best was that she did that and the Warriors were playing it in."
[43:11] Christina P.: "Fergie's dope, though, man, so they knew she was crazy."

The discussion shifts to notorious national anthem performances, specifically critiquing Fergie's infamous rendition. They humorously dissect the performance's mishaps, audience reactions, and the professional mishaps that followed, emphasizing the importance of selecting appropriate performers for such significant moments.

12. Hiking Culture and Social Dynamics

[57:03] Christina P.: "I ain't with it because of dudes jacking off on trails."
[58:33] Tom Segura: "The first thing I ever did was ask her out on a hike."

Tom and Christina explore the culture surrounding hiking, particularly critiquing the way it's often pursued as a first-date activity. They joke about the social dynamics involved, including awkward encounters and the stereotypical behavior of hikers, while also reflecting on their personal disinterest in the trend.

13. Comedy Projects and Future Plans

[62:10] Tom Segura: "Do you approach albums with themes or just like?"
[63:14] Christina P.: "I've been working with so many different people."

Towards the end of the episode, Christina shares insights into her creative process for her upcoming album, discussing themes, collaboration, and moments of self-doubt. Tom relates this to his own stand-up work, emphasizing the importance of feedback and collaboration in refining creative projects.

14. Conclusion and Danny Brown's Contributions

[69:04] Christina P.: "Thank you so much for having me."
[69:18] Tom Segura: "Don't forget to check out the Danny Brown show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel."

The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to guest Danny Brown, highlighting his comedic talent and teasing the release of his new album. Christina and Tom encourage listeners to engage with Danny's content on their YouTube channel and express their excitement for his upcoming projects and tour.

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom Segura [07:00]: "I have a really nice gun... it's a great home protection weapon."
• Christina P. [25:55]: "You don't have to eat ass, but there is good bacteria..."
• Tom Segura [50:28]: "That's gonna really you up."
• Christina P. [52:51]: "I gave up my hoop dreams before high school. I already knew. I was like, I'm trash."

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This episode of "Your Mom's House" blends sharp comedy with candid conversations, featuring humorous takes on everyday topics, celebrity antics, and personal anecdotes. Danny Brown's presence adds an extra layer of humor, making it a quintessential YMH experience for both longtime fans and new listeners.

Transcript

[Tom Segura]

What's up guys? I just added a second show in Belfast on Sunday 16th March that is on sale right now. This week I'll be in Tallahassee on November 29th at the Tucker Civic Center. Then December 7th, I'm in New Orleans at the Lakefront arena. Next night, December 8, Pensacola at the Bay Center. Starting in January we've got Richmond, Virginia on the 10th at the Altria Theater. Early shows already sold out but we've still got tickets for the late show, Norfolk's the next night at the Scope arena and Louisville. You savages already sold out the Friday show on January 17th, so we added Thursday on the 16th. All the dates and info [e-mail] Tour well, welcome.

[Christina P]

Welcome to your mom's house.

[Danny Brown]

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[Tom Segura]

Welcome to another episode of your mom's house. Joining me as always is my lovely co host Christina Peay. And she's so excited to promote the fact that she's got three new lipstick shades. They're all available now in her store on her new website, christine nina p.com so there are four total shades. She's very excited. We're very proud of her. And they're. They're hot, man. I don't know what to tell you. They're hot. Now introducing our guest, one of our favorite return guests of all time. You can see his show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel. It's Danny Brown everybody.

[Christina P]

Yo, what's up do?

[Tom Segura]

It's good to see you man.

[Christina P]

Always man. Good to see you too.

[Tom Segura]

You just did Canada your back.

[Christina P]

Yeah it was snowing already too.

[Tom Segura]

Isn't it crazy?

[Christina P]

I was like, God damn, I forgot how cold it gets up north since I've been down here.

[Tom Segura]

You come here and it's a goddamn sauna still. It's just amazing. We're getting like 40 degree swings right now between morning and evening.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it's been raining where I'm at, so.

[Tom Segura]

Crazy. Dude, I have so much awesome to show you today.

[Christina P]

Holy. I'm ready.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know what you've been. What you.

[Christina P]

No, I've been off the map, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christina P]

That's what I. I don't know what the. Going on.

[Tom Segura]

That's what I anticipated. There's a lot of hot topics to discuss with you. White shit, black shit.

[Christina P]

I love it. My favorite topic.

[Tom Segura]

Full insight on all of it. But yeah, to get us started, why don't we just do an opening clip. Here's a new discovery we found. So let's see what he's like. Oh, I've always been the best.

[Christina P]

I always will be the fucking best. In a past life, in this life and in the fucking next, you're looking at the fucking best. Try it. This shit is big time. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone mother into this. Nobody stand. Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina. Welcome to your mom's house. You're looking at the best.

[Tom Segura]

What do you think? Do you think there's maybe a stimulant involved here?

[Christina P]

Oh, of course. It's a myth. It's a myth. Activities. I'm also going to take a wild guess and say he's from Florida.

[Tom Segura]

I thought it was Florida too.

[Christina P]

And he the type of guy to say if it's grass on the field, I'm a play.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's right. He's probably at a boat dock. I think those are like that. That's the type of vegetation you see growing over a canal. I think he's right off a boat.

[Christina P]

Never wears a shirt.

[Tom Segura]

No.

[Christina P]

You know, drive one of those jeeps with no doors on it and.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's a real Florida vibe.

[Christina P]

Confederate flag or some hanging somewhere. I already know this type of.

[Tom Segura]

And this is a real choice on the nose ring too.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's some freaky. That's how I know you like teenage girls.

[Tom Segura]

That's a teenage.

[Christina P]

That was the giveaway.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. It is kind of insight. It is insight, dude. Yeah, he's a. It's real intense, man. Here's the thing, man. Chicks, I don't Think really dig this energy. I would tell.

[Christina P]

No, they don't. No, they don't. This is like this 90s. This is before the Internet, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you type do be harassing bitches at the Whiskey Go Go.

[Tom Segura]

Yep. And he'll get real aggressive to like a woman at a in line or at a stoplight, but not to a guy.

[Christina P]

You see a black dude like, what up, brother? Yeah, that's a cool dude right there.

[Tom Segura]

Punk a chick out for sure. But yeah. Yeah, he's a real, real interesting dude. Oh, I'm very excited to tell you. Although it's not here. I have a really nice gun.

[Christina P]

Oh. I was like, oh, time ain't about to get this no gun. He already know what I'm about to do. But I ain't gonna do. I swear to God. I just, you know, I'm not. I'm not as aggressive as I was. Good younger.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

I won't carry it around in public.

[Tom Segura]

But it's a nice one.

[Christina P]

I guess it's just to protect the home.

[Tom Segura]

A good. Yeah, yeah. This is a great home protection weapon. And I got you.

[Christina P]

Thank you so much.

[Tom Segura]

Top of the line. So it's taking great. I had to jump through a couple hoops, but it's coming soon.

[Christina P]

Thank you. That's so great.

[Tom Segura]

I hope to have it to you.

[Christina P]

For I'm have to go fucking go learn how to shoot.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that would be good.

[Christina P]

Definitely will.

[Tom Segura]

We can go to the range.

[Christina P]

I'm down. You know, I love that.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, so yeah, that's coming. So I thought I would open by sharing with you a question. This is what we had Matthew McConaughey on Two Bears a couple weeks ago, and this particular topic came up and I wanted to get your opinion on whether or not this is white people. You love ketchup. I love ketchup. I put ketchup on my ketchup and I love ketchup. Like, I only eat meatloaf to eat ketchup. Right. I think I fell in love with ketchup first. I had to grow to love ketchup. And then once I realized that I.

[Christina P]

Could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time.

[Tom Segura]

What's the craziest thing you put ketchup on? What have I not put ketchup on? I mean, scrambled eggs is great. Scrambled eggs. It makes scrambled eggs. And it's where the ketchup is. I love ketchup on a burger, but what's the. It's best to dip it. So the ketchup's the first thing to hit the palate. I'm gonna tell you one even further. I'll take ketchup, smear it on my hand, let it dry, and then just slowly, just.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah, that's nasty.

[Tom Segura]

Give it a lift.

[Christina P]

Just a little.

[Tom Segura]

Just to have a buddy there. Just a reminder to have a treat. Just have a friend right there. Yeah, that's good, man. I'm never gonna eat and not think about you. Next time I have ketchup, I'm gonna not be able to not think about you. Licking on your hand.

[Christina P]

That's good.

[Tom Segura]

A little K bump. I like that. Excuse me. Let me take a hit. Who doesn't like you?

[Christina P]

No, no. I really love ketchup, too.

[Tom Segura]

You like ketchup?

[Christina P]

Yeah, I really. I can't. I can't say. But I do know it is some black people that hate the smell of ketchup.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P]

Yeah, it does something to them.

[Tom Segura]

The smell.

[Christina P]

Yeah, they hate that.

[Tom Segura]

There's this thing that we talked about, which is it's with. With certain things, there's competition. Right. In other words, you know, coke, Pepsi.

[Christina P]

Yeah, ketchup.

[Tom Segura]

It's Heinz.

[Christina P]

Yeah, all the way. Definitely. But you can't. I swear to the organic ketchup is disgusting.

[Tom Segura]

Well, that's. Nobody has a chance. But it's just hot. Nobody wants the other. Yeah, everybody wants Heinz.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But so some black people hate this.

[Christina P]

Yeah, the smell of it. Yeah. I had a friend, anytime you come around with, like, ketchup, he, like, he'd like, throw. Maybe it's not a blackbird's day. Maybe it's just his ass. Yeah, but, you know, ketchup come around.

[Tom Segura]

Here, throw up a black person thing is on mayo, though. That's always a thing that.

[Christina P]

I like mayo too, though.

[Tom Segura]

But I love mayo.

[Christina P]

I like white women. So it might have something to do.

[Tom Segura]

With it, but do you. Mayo is a. I always thought that was crazy.

[Christina P]

It's a slur. It is a slur. That's what it is.

[Tom Segura]

Like, this is mayonnaise people behavior.

[Christina P]

I hear that. That's nasty. Yeah, But I remember back in the day, in the hood, a just eat a mayonnaise sandwich if you a had no bread. I mean, you ain't had no meat or nothing. You was just eating. I ain't never did that. That's disgusting. Yeah, but I know some people in the hood.

[Tom Segura]

But you do like mayo?

[Christina P]

Yeah, I love mayo.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

But like I say, I'm. I like white women, so I can't count. Right.

[Tom Segura]

That is a fair point. Okay. This is pivoting away. Well, this is also a white person, but have you kept up at all on Frankie Valley?

[Christina P]

No. Who's Frankie Valley?

[Tom Segura]

So can you.

[Christina P]

I mean, I know I heard that name, but.

[Tom Segura]

Zella, can you pull the 2020 stuff up first? So Frankie Valli is a legendary singer.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Like, from, you know, like Greece. Like the Grease movie.

[Christina P]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Those songs are all Frankie Valli and, like, he was, I guess, a huge act. Right. And the Four Seasons. Right. Like in. You know. So this is him, like, during the pandemic. Right.

[Christina P]

Oh, jamming on Zoom.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Doing, like, concerts. That's him in the middle.

[Christina P]

Yeah. You still got it.

[Tom Segura]

Still got it, Frank.

[Christina P]

You still got it. This is actually dope, but I think it's kind of fake because I don't see how they get how that mixed as good. You know, somebody has some latency or some, you know, and this would be all off beat. So I know this is fake.

[Tom Segura]

And plus, it's like nine other people on it.

[Christina P]

Yeah. This is overdubbed. They just put.

[Tom Segura]

But that's just to give you a little insight into him in. That's 2020.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

All right, so that's a. We're good. We. That's a pandemic performance. Well, he's back out on the road, and there's a theory going on that people are forcing him on the road.

[Christina P]

Oh.

[Tom Segura]

And the reason is.

[Christina P]

Popped out like a vampire doped him up and pushed almost stage.

[Tom Segura]

And he's not singing. You know, that's just. That's the track playing.

[Christina P]

He dead?

[Tom Segura]

He looks dead.

[Christina P]

Yeah, he just got up. He like Weekend at Bernie's or some shit. It just got him propped up.

[Tom Segura]

It feels like Weekend at Bernie's and he's 90, and it feels like someone's like, who does he owe money to?

[Christina P]

Yeah. But this. I don't know, though. This is kind of like my dream, to be able to be that old and still go on stage and do that. Man.

[Tom Segura]

But would you want it to be in that condition? It feels like he's barely capable.

[Christina P]

You need to be in home.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. I mean, like, for real.

[Christina P]

You're not blinking. It's like one of those Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah. That's like when you go to Chuck E. Cheese and watch them play and shit.

[Tom Segura]

There'S still not a blink yet.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it's sad. Yeah, it's sad, but, I mean, the music industry is dirty like that. I would wouldn't. I wouldn't doubt if he still owes something on that contract. And they, like, hold up, man. You gotta break some bread, man. You're gonna have to do something, man. No, he ain't blink once. No, man, that's a robot.

[Tom Segura]

That is a robot.

[Christina P]

Yeah. I'm not believing that's a real human being out there doing that.

[Tom Segura]

And it's. I feel like it's a gambling debt or like.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Gambling debt.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Or like you said, maybe it's a record.

[Christina P]

It's in Vegas, too.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know where he's doing it. Yeah. If it's in Vegas, he's actually on tour. He's in different places, but yeah, he.

[Christina P]

Owes somebody some money, but.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

That's sad, though. But I will say it is my dream to be still. Be able to do music no matter how old I get or whatever, you know? Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I think I would love to be able to do. Because you see, like, comics that do it into their.

[Christina P]

Yeah, because even just like the Cure releasing a new album right now, and everybody's saying it's real good up to the. To the standards of what they always produce. So I just, you know, or even like LL Cool J just releasing that album.

[Tom Segura]

Did he release a new album?

[Christina P]

Yeah, with Q Tip. Q Tip produced it. It's good. That's the thing, you know, that gave me, like, LL Cool J is the first rapper I ever heard. So I hear him still doing it, you know, that just motivate me to want to keep going.

[Tom Segura]

I watched him do the Club Shay interview.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And he talked a lot of. It was kind of exciting.

[Christina P]

Yeah, no, it was great. I think I seen. Was he on Drink Champs too? Or one of them. But I. I don't think I've seen a Shay when I seen another one.

[Tom Segura]

He has a. He still has a you cannot with me attitude.

[Christina P]

Yeah, he's still LL Cool J. Hard as hell.

[Tom Segura]

Hard as hell.

[Christina P]

Battle anybody? I don't care if you tell. He still. You can't get that out of him, man. He raps. I mean, and pluses with the hand gestures. You watch his video. He's so aggressive still.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

But the album was really good. I would say if you as a LL Cool J fan, like, it's. It's creating his discography.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, then I will definitely check that out. It reminded me of hanging out with Pac man this weekend. I hung out.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah, I seen that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christina P]

Pac Man. Real, like time hanging with the real now. I talked to him. I was like.

[Tom Segura]

Cuz I know some of his former teammates and I had asked before, I was like, what's Pac man?

[Christina P]

Like.

[Tom Segura]

And they're like, man, in practice, he is a dog.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

So I told him. I was like, you know, I was just giving him, like, props on that. I was like, hey, you know, I know so and so. And he. He said, they tell you because they tell you I practice in Air Force Ones, which is. Yeah. Which is insane. That's in football.

[Christina P]

Yeah. That's like, you broken houses before you can run that fast. And Air Force Ones, he's like, I.

[Tom Segura]

Was practicing and Air Force Ones are still slapping in the face. That's what he said.

[Christina P]

You did home invasions.

[Tom Segura]

I believe you.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

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[Tom Segura]

In Air Force ones. Here we are. Here's Pac, man.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Having a good time, man.

[Christina P]

You got the drip on.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he was. He had the balance. Yaga's like, you.

[Christina P]

I don't have those.

[Tom Segura]

But you.

[Christina P]

But those are nice. Those are nice because I have like. I have the Mickey Mouse boots that's kind of like that.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Christina P]

So I don't. I didn't really want it. I hate having too much of the same in my closet. That's what I'm dealing with now.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

What.

[Tom Segura]

So how do you deal with it?

[Christina P]

You just put in storage or, you know, you know, you just, you know you got a backup pair for something when you need certain to go with certain stuff. So, yeah, I was just like, okay, I'm gonna rock with these. Maybe next year, pull these back out.

[Tom Segura]

You will push it in storage, though.

[Christina P]

Hell, yeah. I got shoes right now. I ain't even. As soon as I get the box, I already know what I'm about to do with these. All right, I gotta. I can't do that to next year. You gotta let. Because certain be like, hype and everybody have it. So then you got to let them wear it, get raggedy, they forget about it. Then you pop back out and they're like, oh, that was like a thing I learned in high school, cuz. Cuz like some kids, you know, the day the Jordans come out and you get some kids that's, you know, they ain't really got it like that. It's their first pair of Jordans type, so they get them. They wear them every day and type, so I would just get the Jordans. But then I wait like a few weeks and everybody like, oh, he ain't even get. He didn't get those. He a get those. And I pop out brand new with them. You know, they sold out, so. Sure ain't no way. I had to get them. They.

[Tom Segura]

So you were on top of the fashion early, though.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it started in middle school.

[Tom Segura]

In middle school. Just because it also feels like it's at that age there is like a slight. There's a hint of competition going on.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's what it is. You ain't even dressing for bitches.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

It's just for other in your class. You like, hold up. You see this? You ain't got this. You ain't even thinking about no girls back there.

[Tom Segura]

It's true.

[Christina P]

You just dressing to be cool for front of other mother. Which is corny because then we used to have like fashion crews.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P]

Yeah. And you beef with the other fashion crew. You joking on them like he came there. They wearing each other clothes and shit.

[Tom Segura]

Were you in the era of starter jackets?

[Christina P]

Yeah, I had a lot of starter jackets. But they came back, I want to say, like round cool kids time. Yeah, so they had came back. So I was getting a lot of starter.

[Tom Segura]

But I remember it was exploded at one.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it was dangerous. You were starter.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

You were starting. Was robbing you back then.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

So many people got killed over starter coats and it's crazy. Started coating Jordans. You was asking for it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. And then. Well, you're in Detroit because like what we were in Milwaukee when. But it was all.

[Christina P]

But you know, it was. It was great winter coats.

[Tom Segura]

Great winter coats. Yeah. So Jordans and then Bulls starter jacks.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it was Bulls, Duke blue doubles and I would say the San Jose Sharks and the Charlotte Hornets. You were one of them. You was asking for trouble. Dallas Cowboys.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, Cowboys.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that star on the back. You was going to get it for real.

[Tom Segura]

Do you know, do you know this clip? Because this one we laughed at so hard. What that Say I'm.

[Christina P]

Hold on. Move your head. I'm trying to pronounce it. Say I'm.

[Tom Segura]

Hold on.

[Christina P]

I'm trying to sound it out. No, no, no, say uncle. No, they don't say uncle. They say it rhymes with uncle. Funko.

[Tom Segura]

Hold on.

[Christina P]

Everybody got an uncle like that in their family. That's what I think.

[Tom Segura]

And he knows. He knows that he's winding them up, which is the best part.

[Christina P]

Everybody got a funny ass getting pissed off saying the word wrong. It don't say about no nothing. It said, it said, you know, he drink them cheap 40s, be drunk as hell by the night, falling asleep and with one sock on. I know these uncles pissing me off. Yeah. Six seconds to write your damn mouth. Where the you get that shirt from man, that's like one of those food drive shirts when they throw them in.

[Tom Segura]

The beans and it's like a thrift store for sure.

[Christina P]

They throw them to the beans.

[Tom Segura]

You know, it's his favorite shirt. Yeah, he loves this shirt he just got. He thinks it's the best because he's a fun uncle. He also this his nephew straight up tortured him on another video where he got him.

[Christina P]

I already know where this is going.

[Tom Segura]

Of nuclear attacks. Plays a nuclear attack video.

[Christina P]

If a nearby area has been designated as a fallout shelter, get there right away. Make sure you have enough food, drink and a battery. We got to go to war now. Oh, my God. I know, I know. I blame you for Joe Biden. This amazing. You know, the police station. Ain't nowhere to go but the police station. Where we going to go? Do you know? Do you know? It's a s shelter. That means the police station. Police. Hurry up. Hurry up, hurry up. You got another bed.

[Tom Segura]

Six under the bed.

[Christina P]

They blowing missiles and everything to bed.

[Tom Segura]

Protect you.

[Christina P]

Hiding under the bed. That's what they taught us in school.

[Tom Segura]

Get under the thing and do this.

[Christina P]

Hurry up. Flowers after the detonation, when it is giving off the highest levels of radiation. Oh, he knew that all the time.

[Tom Segura]

No, he told him. He told him.

[Christina P]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Segura]

He told him in the basement.

[Christina P]

That was great. That was like better than anything Saturday Night Live.

[Tom Segura]

I know. It's amazing.

[Christina P]

Yeah, man. They need to keep that going.

[Tom Segura]

He knows how to wind that dude up. It's amazing.

[Christina P]

Yeah, everybody. I say everybody got an uncle like this. You play with in your family, man. Yeah, my uncle was crazy. His ass be nodding out off heroin and we used to push him down the stairs and all type of. She used to be hilarious. I mean, I was a kid though. He be nodding out somewhere. He just push his ass over. You ever see somebody nodding up, standing up. It's the funniest in the world. You just give him a little nudge.

[Tom Segura]

I knew a straight look. I mean, looking back, I should say I kind of knew then a straight up bully in college who would just bully his roommate.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And I would just. Just witness it. Like. So I would go across the hall and he was like. He would make. He would make like late night shit, like nachos and cheese, you know, it sounded like jail.

[Christina P]

Nah, God damn.

[Tom Segura]

I know. He was like. It was like. So he would have like the good snacks and you're like, yo, man. And then he would play death metal, but full volume. So I was like, how can he sleep and he'd go, fuck him.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And that kid would just put like covers over and be able to fall asleep, which I couldn't understand because there's no way I could sleep in that. And then like he would go, hey, you want to see? You want to see something? I was like, yeah, what? He would put brass knuckles on and then while the guy was asleep, punch him like in the ass.

[Christina P]

Oh.

[Tom Segura]

So the guy would wake up out of.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's jail. All that sound like jail, right?

[Tom Segura]

And I would be horrified, but also could not.

[Christina P]

Yeah, yeah, that man. Yeah, you had to stab that. You take a fork out the cafeteria or something, man.

[Tom Segura]

He was a bully, dude. He was a bully.

[Christina P]

Especially if sleep around you. I threw a pot of coffee on his ass or something, right? Yeah, you got to. You got to revert to jail tactics, man.

[Tom Segura]

Have you like followed. Do you know anything about this guy, Will Blunderfeld? So here's another one I wanted to show you get your opinion on this dude is like, you know, there's like these male workshops now for people. Like, they just try to like, like.

[Christina P]

Dating coaches kind of.

[Tom Segura]

Kind of. It's more like.

[Christina P]

Or like to make you be an alpha male, some type of masculinity thing.

[Tom Segura]

But he does this kind of. So a lot of males, oh yeah.

[Christina P]

I've seen this, you know, buy all.

[D]

The supplements, very expensive supplements, yet they never have seen their bros naked. They've never worked out naked. They've never played naked ultimate frisbee. They've never done naked wrestling. And there's a reason why testosterone and sperm counts are at an all time low. It's because men are not getting that vitamin that Robert Bly, who wrote Way of Iron John said is an invisible food that gets transfused between men through the ethers when they get naked and do, for example, ball cupping or ball tapping rituals where you tap your best dispros balls and look at his beautiful mushroom head and said, good energy into it.

[Christina P]

The beautiful mushroom head. Like, you ain't got to be that, des.

[D]

You don't have to eat ass, but there is good bacteria in your mouth that you can transfuse into your best dispro's butthole to improve his digestive tract. It's called L. Ruderi, but we already talked about that in another video. But I just wanted to talk about, like, why waste all your money on all these supplements when you can literally increase your testosterone for free simply by just rubbing your mushroom against your bros mushroom before the workout and then having Your balls cupped by your bro and honor each other's balls and then pump some iron, follow for more tips.

[Christina P]

Yeah, he's just a nasty, freaky. Trying to disguise it with some scientific. Yeah, but I already know a predatory when I see it type be working out. He like, yeah, just whip your dong out, bro. Like, hold up. What my dog got to do with this workout?

[Tom Segura]

I mean, like, he. Because. Because it also is disguised.

[Christina P]

No, he got punched in the face before. Somebody was like, hold up, man, get up off my balls.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he's. He always has some kind of knowledge. Yeah, that adds to it. So you're like, you get.

[Christina P]

No, he ain't fooling me. I ain't falling for that. That's how he gets you.

[D]

What does the wild naked man drink?

[Christina P]

Piss.

[D]

I'm gonna.

[Christina P]

Yeah, I already knew it. That's what I'm saying. You're freaky nasty.

[D]

I already know Beautiful, Oren.

[Christina P]

You just try to disguise it or something. You just be straight up, man.

[D]

Especially after some amazing working out or going for a run or pumping some iron.

[Tom Segura]

And he's like, yeah, this is just how you get healthy.

[D]

So no wonder the yogis have been doing it for over 5, 000 years.

[Christina P]

God damn.

[D]

Yeah, everything that's bad for us.

[Christina P]

He liked it, too. He ain't enough. Just taking raw piss to the face is crazy right now. Good. And everything that's good for us, like.

[D]

Drinking your piss, is made to seem bad. We live in an inverted clown world. So try it for yourself and be your own guru and do what feels good.

[Christina P]

Yeah, he's just nasty, man. Yeah, I already know what's up, freaky man. He can't just. He can't fool me with that. With that mumbo jumbo. Shut the up, man.

[Tom Segura]

He's also doing, like, naked, like, hugging rituals. And he says you should lick each other's nipples like you and your friends. Yeah.

[Christina P]

Yeah. He. Man, once you talk about eating ass to help a person digestive tract, you already thought too far about all this you got. You can't argue with this about man.

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[Christina P]

Alex, do you like canned cranberry sauce or should we make it ourselves? That's my mom. She didn't know about Instacart's family carts. So, pecan pie this year, yes or no? Oh, and how many boxes of stuffing? So I told her we could just share a family card and add all our holiday favorites to the same order without losing our voices or our sanity. It's so much fun. Alex, can you get my holiday village.

[Tom Segura]

Out of the attic?

[Christina P]

Baby steps, Alex.

[Tom Segura]

Baby steps.

[Christina P]

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[Tom Segura]

Alex, have you had any exposure to Fancy Chef?

[Christina P]

No. What's that?

[Tom Segura]

You don't know Fancy Chef at all? Oh, man. Okay, so this is Fancy Chef.

[Christina P]

Say my name. Say my name. All right, this is the Beyonce baby. Look how lovely. Look how nice. Look how pretty. Oh, yeah. Y'all had them up here? Yeah, yeah. How nice. So I'm gonna put these strawberries. When I tell you that's going to be taste. That flavor of love is going to be something special. No? I bet he makes some fire, though. Fancy. Yes, indeed. I already could tell. That is beautiful. That is nice. That is for the ladies. You love what he do?

[Tom Segura]

He definitely loves what he does. He does a lot of strawberries and a lot of times strawberries in glasses. I've never seen that before.

[Christina P]

I can't say I'm much of a strawberry guy.

[Tom Segura]

Then there's like a lot of store bought stuff.

[Christina P]

Oh, so he pump faking. This is hilarious. So that's like a little cake from Walmart he just decorated. Oh, I with cuz. I with him. I see the vision.

[Tom Segura]

You see it now?

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And that's just blueberries on a plate.

[Christina P]

So he just. He just decorating food. That's what he doing. Oh, man. He ain't. I'll be mad as hell with Fancy Chef. Like hold up, man. You got this from the heb. Just saying it, bro. God damn.

[Tom Segura]

How about this right here?

[Christina P]

Beautiful and nice by the shop. I'm going to add this mint here. What is that? That a.

[Tom Segura]

Is that a ribbon? He said you ain't never seen some like this. It's strawberries and a lamb chop.

[Christina P]

Got gold. How nice. I cooked that lamb to perfection. When I tell you that's beautiful. Delicious. That's so delicioso. I want you to dial my number. I want you to dial it now. 576-04-3868. I thought he's got the lamb chops out the refrigerator. Sitting there for a minute, man.

[Tom Segura]

Insane.

[Christina P]

I don't know what the he got going on right now with these strawberries. Look how beautiful. Look how nice. The chef presents to you his pink, red rose petal dessert. Fresh fruit with a splash of champagne.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, that's. That ain't.

[Christina P]

That's crazy right there.

[Tom Segura]

That's crazy, bro. And my favorite is that he constantly says, book me, right? Like, call me, book me. And then you see, like, how he handles A call.

[Christina P]

12 people this evening. Okay. Where are you located? I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia. Okay. I'm all booked up. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

He's like, I'm done.

[Christina P]

I already know what this is, man. He got his food stamps. And he was like, fuck that. I'm about to flip this shit. Really figure out a way to flip these food stamps. So what does he got approved? He got his EBT car. He like, I'm about to be a chef.

[Tom Segura]

I'm about, like, a chef's uniform.

[Christina P]

Yep. Yeah. He got his EBT card. I mean, you gotta respect the hustle.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, he definitely. He definitely hustles, man. He definitely hustles.

[Christina P]

5706-0438-6870-2742.

[Tom Segura]

You got multiple numbers.

[Christina P]

784, 516. Damn. 4, 9, 3. Book me and book me now. Mansions, castles, yachts, penthouses. Yeah. This will only work on white people.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

Black people. We. Hold up, man. This out here fooling. He got cussed out.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

For real. Somebody auntie. They would have knew off Rip, for real. That this is. You bring around them aunties and grandmas, they gonna be like, hold up. He ain't doing.

[Tom Segura]

I already know they would call him out.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Black women to go crazy.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. How do you know if you're autistic or not? I mean, like, I read some of the stuff.

[Christina P]

They say that autism.

[Tom Segura]

What is over his eyebrows, Those tattooed brows.

[Christina P]

Oh, okay. But I don't think I'm autistic.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Christina P]

No, he.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Christina P]

He a crackhead.

[Tom Segura]

I don't think he's autistic, but I do think he's.

[Christina P]

Yeah, there's some crack going on.

[Tom Segura]

His brain is melted.

[Christina P]

Like, people that could smoke crack in 20, 25, 2024. Like, this generation of, like, crackheads, it's gonna be some next level, man.

[Tom Segura]

It's gonna be other level.

[Christina P]

Yeah, because it's like, now they wanting to, like, fentanyl type, you know, they don't got it. They don't got their tolerance adjusted, too.

[Tom Segura]

Wouldn't you be so scared to run into fentanyl right now? Hell, yeah.

[Christina P]

That's why stop with everything I was doing, you know? Yeah, it's, you know, too many people dying from that, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Left and right. Yeah. Oh, speaking of mayo, are you having a good day? Huh?

[Christina P]

Yeah. That's the mayo right there.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Oh.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, no.

[Christina P]

Yeah, she just. Oh.

[Tom Segura]

How about now? Ah.

[Christina P]

Oh, I know. That head is fire. She's sucking mayonnaise through a straw. She gonna tap me out. I know what this video is about. This ain't had nothing to do with nothing. But. Hold up. I got these jaws for your balls. Damn, bitch. All right. That was a great way to flirt.

[Tom Segura]

Drain your bag with my mayo drinking video.

[Christina P]

If I just see this bitch doing this in public, I just had to leave.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, right.

[Christina P]

Oh, man, this is getting too horny in here.

[Tom Segura]

She's cute.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is a mating call. This for all the brothers out there. We knew what this was. The white dudes probably pick up on it. But the brothers was like, oh, shit. This bitch sucking mayonnaise through a straw. I know that's the sloppy topic. For real. I've never been so turned on in my life.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, man. So back to. Because I was at that Tyson fight.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Segura]

Did you watch it?

[Christina P]

Yeah, I watched that.

[Tom Segura]

What did you think?

[Christina P]

It looked like somebody unplugged my controller. Yeah, he was glitching and all type of shit. It was like when you play. When you play video games with your little brother or something, and there was so much anticipation, and he'll know how to play and shit. You like, I'm a fuck you up. You let him have a little fun a little bit, then you just started dropping bombs on him. But, yeah, man, it was. I fell asleep. During. I fell asleep, to be honest. I fell asleep. I seen, like, maybe the first and second round And I woke up. Definitely I woke up. Mike Tyson had his booty cheeks out. I was like, oh, this is crazy now. I thought I was in a fever dream or something. Like, man, let me take my ass to bed.

[Tom Segura]

It felt like there was an arrangement once you. Once you're watching it.

[Christina P]

Oh, I mean, I'm happy Mike got his. Got his bag, but, yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. He was glitching.

[Tom Segura]

He was glitching.

[Christina P]

It was like he had latency issues. When you play with people online and they should be freezing you, like, hold up, man. But, yeah, I'm happy Mike got some money, man. Because I think the main thing I. I saw from it, because he did an interview, and he was like, you know, my kids, you know, like. Like, they don't know who I am, but my kids gonna know after this fight. And I took that as saying, like, you know, we know Mike had up a lot of money and type like that, and he probably think about that for his kids and me, like, you know, I don't know. You know, Mike ain't. Probably got too much time, you know, who knows? You know? And he want to leave something back for his kids. So he's like, I'm gonna hold him down, you know?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

Because he's had tigers and all type of cokehead parties, and he blew a lot of.

[Tom Segura]

You know, there was one time he said when he got out of jail that he was talking to his car guy, and he was like, yeah, let me get seven Bentleys.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But it was.

[Christina P]

They say he's just give away cars. Just give people.

[Tom Segura]

He got seven of the same color, same model like that.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

You could run through a lot of money doing that.

[Christina P]

Just blowing money, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

So, yeah, I feel like he was looking at it like, it. I'm doing this for my kids to be able to drop a bag.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah. But the fight was. Well, it wasn't. It wasn't really.

[Christina P]

I don't think it worked out for how Jake Paul thought it would be, you know? Yeah. I mean, I feel like people just like. I mean, I'm over it. I. I mean, thank God it was free on Netflix. I guess it ain't free when you paying for Netflix, but I ain't buying no goddamn Jake Paul fights no more. He got me a couple times. I'm going on crackstreams.com.

[Tom Segura]

He'S got a. He's gotta just do one where it's, you know, a legit.

[Christina P]

I mean, he fought the Tommy Fury guy, and then he got the tips put on Him. So I feel like he's just trying to figure it out. He might as well just fight a midget next. Like it. I'm gonna fight a. I'm gonna fight a transsexual midget. That's the only way I'm gonna buy a ticket.

[Tom Segura]

I would. I see you. He'd get you on that one.

[Christina P]

Yeah, I get that. I go, hell, yeah. I love to see that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

You gotta do some intergender matches, man.

[Tom Segura]

Do you remember years ago when Fergie got blasted for her national anthem performance?

[Christina P]

Yeah. I mean, she's done so much. The cartwheels, the pissing on herself.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

So that was like, the least embarrassing to me.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

To be honest. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But I remember. Well, the best was that she did that and then, you know, Suede, the remix.

[Christina P]

God, yeah. I love that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I love it, too. All his are amazing. He did a. He did a Fergie one based on that.

[Christina P]

Yeah. And I'm pretty sure I've seen that.

[Tom Segura]

And then the warriors were playing it in.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And they were all dancing through the locker room.

[Christina P]

I remember that.

[Tom Segura]

It was amazing. Well, this isn't on the same level because it's not a celebrity, but this is apparently making its rounds as a terrible national anthem performance at a high school.

[Christina P]

That's one of them Indian reservation schools. That's what that is. She's wearing Uggs, bro. Yeah, I already did the math.

[Tom Segura]

She's wearing slippers. She goes. And then you can hear the audience go, oh, no.

[Christina P]

They know what they were signing up for. They know what they were signing up for when they got her. She'll never come to school. She just wear pajamas and.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, show up.

[Christina P]

They like it. She like, I'm gonna do the national anthem.

[Tom Segura]

Slippers is just.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's on the reservation for.

[Tom Segura]

A little kid. Turned around, like she said.

[Christina P]

But, I mean, you know, I don't think that the throne dethrone.

[Tom Segura]

No, I don't think it did either.

[Christina P]

No.

[Tom Segura]

No.

[Christina P]

Because Fergie was. That's like in little school. Somebody got a camera. Fergus was. Everybody saw that. You know, Everybody saw that. Oh, another freaky468 initiate. No, you lying. Oh, you lied. You lied.

[Tom Segura]

Unbelievable. Test 468 complete. More data to follow.

[Christina P]

This is hilarious.

[Tom Segura]

Zoe, you gotta find that. The warriors doing the. The dancing to the suede remix, that.

[Christina P]

Was almost like performance art or some man, wasn't it? Yeah. Like, what the you got going on? Yeah, I remember this. This was mean, though. They didn't have to do this. Yeah, they was wrong for that, though.

[Tom Segura]

This is great, dude.

[Christina P]

It's dope for the producer to be able, you know, to get that into their locker room. Yeah, that was me, because I don't blame Fergie. I don't blame Fergie. I blame whoever booked that. They know what they was getting they self into. Yeah. We done seen Fergie so many times do crazy on stage, so they knew she crazy.

[Tom Segura]

But they also probably. I think when. When bookers at. For. For a national event, like a big sporting event.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it was the All Star game, wasn't it?

[Tom Segura]

It might have been the All Star. Yeah.

[Christina P]

All Star game.

[Tom Segura]

So they don't. But they probably just go, oh, it's a celebrity. You can sing.

[Christina P]

But God damn it, there's so many people sing, man. The big Fergie, man, that was like, hold up, man. We gotta work out the budget.

[Tom Segura]

And I think, if I remember, isn't she married to a celebrity?

[Christina P]

I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

Or was. What was. Because that dude got super pissed.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

At least.

[Christina P]

Yeah, definitely. Because they was. I mean, they didn't have to do that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, Josh.

[Christina P]

Josh was pissed.

[Tom Segura]

He was pissed, dude. He got real pissed at. I forget. It was one of the NBA players.

[Christina P]

Who talked, probably Draymond. I think Draymond was the one laughing on camera.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was.

[Christina P]

Yeah. He started laughing in the lineup, and. But, yeah, that's. Yeah, they was mean.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, Draymond, you nailed it.

[Christina P]

Yeah. You know, Draymond always did some.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, you totally nailed it.

[Christina P]

Mm.

[Tom Segura]

He calls her a prick for laughing at her.

[Christina P]

Yeah. But I feel like they knew what they was getting into. They could have got somebody else.

[Tom Segura]

Let's play some basketball.

[Christina P]

Yeah, they could have got somebody else. They know. They know Fergie a little crazy. Fergie's dope, though, man, so. But she is wild. Yeah. She feels the music. She let the music take her soul. But, yeah. Oh, this n a shitting again with the meundies on God damn.

[Tom Segura]

Initiate.

[Christina P]

It's the me got me hot.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

Oh, he pissing with the stone face, too.

[Tom Segura]

It appears to be just urine. Very interesting findings. More to follow.

[Christina P]

Who is he doing this for? What is the core audience?

[Tom Segura]

No, but then he has, like this on his page.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah. We gotta lock him up.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

He got. He gotta go to jail, cuz. He gonna do something. He gonna do something, man.

[Tom Segura]

He's. And he's pretending to be a slave owner.

[Christina P]

I guess it's some psychosis.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, it's.

[Christina P]

It's something else going on there, man. But yeah, the. Yeah. I just don't understand what he. What he hopes to get out of this.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know either.

[Christina P]

I think it's all like some illusions of grander. He's just like. Some see this and be like, oh, this hot.

[Tom Segura]

My. My theory on this is that anything that you do performance wise like this in any way is always like some chick hope for a straight guy is. Hopefully some chick will just find this attractive.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Because lock him up. Just lock him up, man. But he'll be on a special flow. You take him to jail, he got to go where the crazies at. He's throwing piss at the security guards and at the cos and all that, man. So yeah, he can't even hang in gin pop with us. We'll beat his ass.

[Tom Segura]

But do you think it's. Is it. Is it considered a bummer to be on that wing?

[Christina P]

Hell yeah. Yeah, the up there going crazy. I mean, you get the good meds, they gonna dope you up and. But throwing everywhere and just not showering and just you with the nast man, you don't want to be there.

[Tom Segura]

You want to be in gem pop.

[Christina P]

Yeah, hell yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But if you're a weirdo, you don't want to be in gem pop. Right.

[Christina P]

Like they might want to be too. I mean, they don't get. They don't get to come out. Like you ain't got you just in that just up, man. Yeah, and screaming, yelling, beating on.

[Tom Segura]

You know, I think the yelling would be the break.

[Christina P]

Yeah. You ain't getting no good night of sleep, that's for sure.

[Tom Segura]

Cuz somebody's just so crazy.

[Christina P]

Yeah, but that's why they dope them up. So you might. You might do. They'll give you. They gonna give you some meds and don't type be. Oh man, the. The crazy is in jail now. They making Glock dookies.

[Tom Segura]

What?

[Christina P]

A Glock dookie.

[Tom Segura]

What are you talking about?

[Christina P]

You take a water bottle and then you just fill it up with piss sperm with any kind of body fluid you can, and you just let it sit and you just let it chill in your room. And anytime you got some beef, you pull it out and you just spray a with that. It's so many videos you could just watch of fighting with the Glock dookies. And they say this shit is crazy. It'll clear the whole flow once that gets sprayed.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, dude.

[Christina P]

So somebody spray you in the face, you ain't fighting no more. They just spraying glock dookies at each other.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, fuck. This just ruined my day.

[Christina P]

Yeah, The Glock dookie.

[Tom Segura]

The Glock, Yeah.

[Christina P]

Imagine somebody hit you with the Glock dookie, man, your whole week fucked up.

[Tom Segura]

I promise I'm not getting you a Glock dookie.

[Christina P]

The Glock dookie worsening the real Good. I'd rather let a nigga shoot me than hit me with the Glock.

[Tom Segura]

Dude, please put three in me. Yes.

[Christina P]

Not the clock dookie. That, and then it's like, you know, bacteria and all that. You're gonna get sick. Some rashes or something, you know.

[Tom Segura]

Ah, man. This supposed to be a real.

[Christina P]

This is real. Some pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Every time I want that pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. I go to David's pizza. Yeah. When I. When I see like this, it just makes me jealous kind of, because I just know how good the coke was in the 80s.

[Tom Segura]

But doesn't this have. I feel like there's some fun Danny Brown appreciative art to this video too.

[Christina P]

Yeah, he on coke.

[Tom Segura]

It's the coke, but also it's the style choices of how the video is cut.

[Christina P]

Yeah, no, that's the 80s, man. Yeah, that's what that is. That's the drip. I'm actually want to do more.

[Tom Segura]

Guess when this video debuted.

[Christina P]

When?

[Tom Segura]

2012.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah. Okay. But they knew what they were doing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

That hairline is crazy, though. You show up at the barbershop with that, man. They just gonna be starting doing math. Like, hold up, man. Do it out. Doing architecture with that. How we get this back? Get blueprints and all type of out, man. That's what made me think it was 80s. Cause ain't nobody know I have a hairline like that. Yeah, that's up.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, you just.

[Christina P]

That's when you just gotta embrace the story. That's when you gotta be like, yeah, it's over with. For real black men. We care about our hairlines.

[Tom Segura]

Hairlines are big.

[Christina P]

Yeah. That's why I'm. I'm letting my grow back now, man. I've been going to too many different barbers, man. And they've been me up. I ain't saying they've been me up, but, you know, you. That's why you got to stick with the same barber. How to know what he did.

[Tom Segura]

How long are you gonna go right now?

[Christina P]

I mean, really, to be honest, I'm. I'm not worrying about no vanity. I'm not buying no clothes. I'm not getting my hair done. I'm not getting my Nails done. Nothing until my album's done. So, yeah, I'm putting van. I'm putting music over vanity right now.

[Tom Segura]

So are you.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Glock dookie in prison. Here we go. I love these videos.

[Tom Segura]

Block dookie in action on prison guard.

[Christina P]

Ah, you hitting them with that.

[Tom Segura]

A Glock dookie is a contraption made of spit. Come piss blood, rotten food, etc. I wouldn't want to be on the other end.

[Christina P]

Yeah, you're gonna get sick.

[Tom Segura]

Holy.

[Christina P]

And you get sick hitting that. That gonna. You up.

[Tom Segura]

That's gonna really you up.

[Christina P]

Oh, my God. Dookie. No, it's worse. The funniest ones, when you see two prisoners and they both. Each of them got one.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

And they just. It's almost like the. The. Okay. Like it's like the old corral type. They ain't even trying to throw hands. They just trying to Glock do.

[Tom Segura]

Thinking about it. It's so nasty, dude.

[Christina P]

Yeah, kids stay away from jail, man. Don't do no crimes because it's Glock dookies in there.

[Tom Segura]

Self protection.

[Christina P]

Whoop your ass.

[Tom Segura]

Good, good.

[Christina P]

Yeah, you getting your ass whooped.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody.

[Christina P]

No, that's getting your ass whooped. That reminds me, like, when I was a kid, I was. I used to love Michael Jackson so much, and I got caught up in that. Beat It. I mean, not beat it, but the bad video.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

And I thought I was Michael Jackson in bed on the playground. The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit. And I went for the scream. I went for that move. And he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth. I'm like, oh, shit, this ain't happening. A bad video. That's what I. That's when I started. Stop. Stop daydreaming so much.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, you could. You need like, everybody needs like a reality check on.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's. I literally got my reality check that day.

[Tom Segura]

Sports will do that too. When you think you're like, I'm pretty nice.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah. Then you go to summer camp or some. Where all the good players is at. You're like, oh, I ain't. Yeah, I thought I was good at basketball as a kid. Then I was like, hold up. We went. We had a tryout and I was in. Went to the tryouts and these was dunking already. And I'm like, man, we only 13.

[Tom Segura]

Well, we were at. We were at the. The Milwaukee Middle School that we were at. It's like, yeah, you know, like you're playing. You're on the team. Like, it's pretty good. Then we went to the high school. The train, you know, just the bump up to the big high school.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And we went off season. It was football season. But we went to the basketball, the gym, and there's a pickup game going. And they were like, oh, yeah, this kid here is a sophomore. And he did the. He cupped it and did a side.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah, it's over.

[Tom Segura]

Like, oh, yeah, it's over. He's a year older than us. Whereas this is done.

[Christina P]

Yeah. I gave up my hoop dreams before high school. I already knew. I was like, I'm trash.

[Tom Segura]

Unbelievable.

[Christina P]

And I mean, you know it as a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball and you just got to just give it up automatic. Because I would just. I would hurt myself every game. Yeah. It don't even matter what happened. Some type of way, you know, the worst is trying to catch a pass and your fingers get jammed. Yeah, all that.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's terrible.

[Tom Segura]

And I also saw a fat black guy named Afuma who was like, he had African parents. He had a big belly hanging over, and he did a 360.

[Christina P]

Oh. We were like, yeah, yeah. It was nothing worse than when, like, you've been in high school and it's a guy like five, six or something, and he can just dunk and be like, oh. Because I've been six feet since I was, like, in eighth grade.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, really?

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

So you thought maybe I'm gonna be.

[Christina P]

Yeah, I thought I was gonna, you know, I didn't know. So I was like, yeah, I always. And I love basketball. I still, you know, still love. Still got hoop dreams to this day, but I'm trying.

[Tom Segura]

You like going to games?

[Christina P]

Hell, yeah. I had season tickets for the Pistons one year.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah.

[Christina P]

I mean, it's the Pistons. We lost every game. I'll be home before the game was over with. I was leaving at halftime. Every year.

[Tom Segura]

I just think the NBA does it right. Like, for. For live, big time sporting event. It's one of the best, like, things they put, like, NBA game is a fun.

[Christina P]

Yeah. And I used to have, like, one of the booth shits.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah?

[Christina P]

Yeah. And they just had the free food in there. So I would just go. I would go during. Shoot around. I'll be full as hell by the time the first quarter start. Didn't they bring out pizza during halftime? I eat the pizza at halftime, the Little Caesars, then I bounce.

[Tom Segura]

Do you see that. That viral meme that went around or the about the people that ordered pizza and wings At a VIP box. Did you see this? It was on all the social media things of this. Yeah, that's the. It's the first thing that came up. No, no, there. So they were an allegiant at the VIP box in Vegas, and they ordered pizza and those wings, and it was 653.

[Christina P]

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. And that's trash, too. That ain't even the fire pizza they had.

[Tom Segura]

If you scroll, I think you'll see the.

[Christina P]

But it's Vegas. You know, they always taxing you.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he put the receipt there.

[Christina P]

Oh, for the. Yeah, that was for college, though.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know where that.

[Christina P]

They said, running Rebels beat San Diego State.

[Tom Segura]

There it is.

[Christina P]

At a college game.

[Tom Segura]

300 bucks for the pepperoni pizza, 190 for the chicken tenders, 112 for an administrative charge, and 50 bucks for sales tax. That was before tip.

[Christina P]

Yeah, see, that's when you're just stunting. You know what I'm saying? See you eating pizza and. And they're like, oh, this done bought the 300 pizza this rich. That's how you get at the college game.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's. That's insane, bro.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's crazy. I wouldn't have did that. Hey, man. Take care, man. Hell nah. The cops right there.

[Tom Segura]

Damn.

[Christina P]

Oh, my God. Damn.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he won already. Didn't even look where he was going.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that was great.

[Tom Segura]

That was awesome.

[Christina P]

That was great that they was able to get that on camera or something like that. Man, he must be the crash out in the hood. Like, they know they do seven. Oh, yeah. He ain't got no business tribe. It. Yeah, that's what that is.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my God, he crashed.

[Christina P]

The fact that they was able to get that on camera is hilarious because that would. Ain't no way you can fake that.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, that's for real.

[Christina P]

Around and blow the whole hood up with that.

[Tom Segura]

All right, I'm gonna take a quick piss break. We'll be right back. We are back. So I have one of my favorite things is to show videos, and you tell me whether you think this is horrible and not cool or hilarious.

[Christina P]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

And I feel like you would be a great barometer for this. All right, this one. I've never seen any of these, so I'll be with you on this.

[Christina P]

Oh, I already know where this. Oh, you probably did. Yeah. That's horrible. Yeah, I want to laugh at that, but that's. That's the type of. That scared me. That's why I don't like doing. No, I don't do none of that. White people hiking. Yeah, no, like that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

Because I feel like this is kind of. That happened to you, man. You got to wear those toe shoes. Why?

[Tom Segura]

People do love hikes.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

I ain't with it.

[Tom Segura]

I remember moving to LA and LA has this running and all that has like the culture. It's like a culture. It was like. It's also a date, people. Yeah. You want to go on a hike, like that's how you would like ask somebody out.

[Christina P]

Until you find some dudes in the trails jacking off and. And then you're like, oh, this, I ain't come here for this.

[Tom Segura]

And it's always white people though.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Very rarely did you find a non white on the.

[Christina P]

I know some homies that hike and. But that's like, that's almost like they think like they go travel just to go to ill hiking spots and like that. Yeah, I guess that's pretty cool.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Because that means you into like nature and you want to see sceneries and shit like that. Sure. I just don't give a fuck about that kind of.

[Tom Segura]

There's also like. I mean, it's just funny because LA is a, you know, it's this huge city and I don't think most people think of LA and think a hike. You go to like Colorado or something, you're like, oh, okay, this is trails also.

[Christina P]

It's pretty much like an easy way to work out though, right?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, totally. It's great for you, it's definitely good for you.

[Christina P]

Walk with a bitch, breathing heavy, talking, trying to run game and shit like that ain't no swag.

[Tom Segura]

And also to be fair, because I remember Christina telling me this, the first thing I ever did was ask her out on a Hike, this is 20 years ago, and she said no. And then we just hung up. And she told me later, she goes, no woman wants to go on a hike as a first date because you're sweating, you don't feel cute, your makeup's running, you just feel smelly. And she's like, that makes sense.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I was like, yeah, that totally makes sense. This lady. By the way, it was reported, no major injuries. Lucky, lucky, Very lucky.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that, that, that scares me though. I don't like heights and like balconies and Yeah, I don't do none of that. Oh, oh, the came home too early, huh? That's daddy. She had to get up out of there.

[Tom Segura]

That looked like when she hit the tree, that, that, that her up.

[Christina P]

Yeah, it definitely did.

[Tom Segura]

This woman was running from the cops after being reported for having. For behaving under the influence of drugs.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Obviously she did not suffer any serious injuries. Received treatment at the scene before being taken to hospital. She was released from the hospital and only sustained bruises. I mean, that way, the way she hit that tree. You could have told me that her spine snapped.

[Christina P]

I mean, she lucky that power line ain't snap.

[Tom Segura]

No, bro, she would have been dead.

[Christina P]

This think she's spider, man.

[Tom Segura]

Look how she hits this. Bam. I mean.

[Christina P]

Yeah, she could have died. Yeah. None of these are funny today, Tom.

[Tom Segura]

I know. Point at them.

[Christina P]

None of these are funny today, man. This is horrible.

[Tom Segura]

All right, let's see this one. Okay. That's a good time. Oh, just missed the bag.

[Christina P]

See, I don't know if these people are living. See, this wouldn't be funny if he lived, you know. But it is funny that you just.

[Tom Segura]

Missed the bag though.

[Christina P]

That head bounced.

[Tom Segura]

Cause look at. It's right there.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Cause anytime you're doing dumb shit like that, you know, stupid people play games, you know, win stupid prizes type shit, it. So. Yeah, he deserve it.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. He sustained concussion for sure. Injuries to the arm, shoulder and neck. Yeah.

[Christina P]

Had to have a concussion, man.

[Tom Segura]

This was in Jean province, China at the. He just missed that back, dude.

[Christina P]

Like I don't know what, what, what pops into someone's mind. Like, I want to be a tightrope walker. Yeah, that looked cool. That looks like that.

[Tom Segura]

Terrible.

[Christina P]

He wasn't even walking. He was jogging. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Again, it's not. That one's not so funny.

[Christina P]

So you mean to tell me your basketball fall was worse than that, injury wise?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I think so.

[Christina P]

That's crazy.

[Tom Segura]

I know, I know, I know. That's so much further.

[Christina P]

That's what I'm saying.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. He may have been able to sit up after this.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand it.

[Tom Segura]

I don't either. There's one more. And let's just pray and hope that this one is hilarious. We're counting on you guys. Oh yeah.

[Christina P]

It's like a snuff film. That's what I thought was going on. Yeah, that's funny because that bit stupid, you know, that was pretty funny.

[Tom Segura]

She claims she didn't know where the tracks. The tracks were in use. What about when the train was pulling up? That's why she thought it was safe to take photos. She is fine. The train passed by before she even noticed. What? This is one of the dumbest summaries I've ever read.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Is drunk.

[Tom Segura]

How do you not like you don't see the train coming up and they're like. She's like, I didn't know this was in use.

[Christina P]

Knocked her out of Birkenstocks. It was a dumb ass. Good. I think she was too shocked by the whole thing to. Trying to be cute, right?

[Tom Segura]

Well, it's. It's in use right there. Oh my God.

[Christina P]

Yeah. Trying to be cute. That's what you get. Yeah, man. Social media kill you. Trying to get a tick tock. Yeah. Try to get a tick tock. Get your rocked.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

That's goddamn. I'm just talking in rhymes all day. I'm ready to rap. I mean.

[Tom Segura]

You're ready, man.

[Christina P]

How did.

[Tom Segura]

Do you go with like. Do you ever. Do you approach albums with themes or just like. Because people ask me this for stand up. They're like, like when they go, what's this hour about? Like a collection of. Of just bits. And they're like, yeah, but what's it about? I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah, but I feel like with music sometimes you can go into it with like, this is a theme.

[Christina P]

No, but I let it find its way. I don't just come up with it off top. I just record some songs.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

And then when I'm starting to see a direction that it can go in some type of way, then I start recording for that. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, you do? Is there one for this album?

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

You won't say no.

[Christina P]

Okay. Yeah. Because I got too much. It's. It's too. I'm at that phase now with it where I'm, you know, when you almost done and then you. Because I love it, but I'm like, ah, maybe I gotta do this, you know. Starting to second guess yourself. So I just getting out of my head with it. But I listen to it all the time and I'm happy with it, but I'm just still now I'm at that. Like, am I. Is this right? Is it. You know. But I'm excited.

[Tom Segura]

So do you do go through the thing of like moments of doubt?

[Christina P]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And do you. Do you also do the thing where you go, this is. And then you listen to it again. You're like, this is actually pretty.

[Christina P]

Yeah, yeah. Always. But I think the one thing that's been giving me confidence is that I've been working with so many different people. So every time I work with somebody, I played them the full project so I can get their opinion on it. And everybody's just been going crazy.

[Tom Segura]

Really. So that's great.

[Christina P]

You know, that's a good thing.

[Tom Segura]

That's great. Have you seen anything good lately, movie wise, TV wise? I haven't.

[Christina P]

Like I say, I've been having. Been watching or doing. Or doing. Yeah. Literally just been working on this album, man. I've been fucking.

[Tom Segura]

You're focusing.

[Christina P]

I'm watching. I mean, of course, I watch like some dumb YouTube shit every night, but not for the most part. I can't say I've watched. I mean, I did. I did like the Penguin, though. I watched the Penguin. I like that.

[Tom Segura]

The series.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Colin Farrell's fucking.

[Christina P]

Yeah. I finished it when I was on tour and then the last episode came out. I just. I didn't finish the whole episode.

[Tom Segura]

But people.

[Christina P]

That's the only. That's the last thing I was probably into was the Penguin.

[Tom Segura]

I feel like he's made the. One of the most interesting pivots for an actor in his. In their career in the last. Now it's like in the last decade. But yeah.

[Christina P]

I didn't even know that was his ass. I just saying. I end up saying like, maybe because, you know, algorithm. They knew I was watching.

[Tom Segura]

So fascinating that he went from these leading man roles that are kind of like, well, it could be this guy, it could be this other actor. It's just like leading man to like all this interesting character work.

[Christina P]

Yeah. And he's really good laying down that legacy. That's what he doing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. But like, it's no longer, hey, you're the. You're the handsome lead, which is like a. It's a type you can fall into. Like, I'm this.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Now he's doing like all these. And every time I see him pop up, even in a small role in a movie, he's fantastic.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I watched Wolf's last night, the Clooney pit movie that came out okay. It's pretty good, man.

[Christina P]

I mean, that's kind of like. I save for planes and that's a fun. So I feel like I probably watch something like that on the plane.

[Tom Segura]

The thing is, it has a great pace to it. And every time, like, something is resolved and you're like, oh, I guess, like, what are they gonna do now? They throw them into, like, new chaos.

[Christina P]

But it was.

[Tom Segura]

It had a really fun rhythm to it.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Good movie.

[Christina P]

Yeah. But I can. Yeah, I'm really lost. I mean, I'm glad the NBA season started. So I do put a game on in the background type, but I haven't been watching anything.

[Tom Segura]

I did get to go to a Laker game last Week.

[Christina P]

Oh, really?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. That was really fun.

[Christina P]

Did they win? They had. They've been pretty good this year.

[Tom Segura]

They did. They beat the Grizzlies. And I was, oh, yeah, I've seen that game. I was so excited that I was. When we first got tickets, I got. Or I got invited. I was like, oh, we're gonna see John.

[Christina P]

Yeah, he didn't play. Yeah. I was like, yeah, they're starting to have a rivalry, too, so that was a good game to go.

[Tom Segura]

The thing I couldn't help think about was like, you know, in the moment I found out he wasn't playing, you're like, ah. But I think about, like, how many kids are like, I'm going to see.

[Christina P]

Yeah, that. No, that happens a lot. Yeah, that's like a thing.

[Tom Segura]

That's the thing. And they just have to be, like, devastated. They think they're going to see him play.

[Christina P]

Especially Laker tickets. Them shits are super expensive. You might get lucky to be able to go to one game a year type. Yeah, that's the one you pick. And then it's not that. That's why the NBA, they've been having a lot of problems with that. And then the ratings are super low this year.

[Tom Segura]

Are they?

[Christina P]

Yeah, it's really bad. But they feel like it's probably been like, because, you know, the election time and so much been going on, people ain't really been focusing on sports right now, but hopefully the middle of the season, it'll pick back up.

[Tom Segura]

How did you feel about the election?

[Christina P]

I can't tell you, to be honest. I ain't pay no attention.

[Tom Segura]

You know what happened though, right?

[Christina P]

Yeah, Trump won. I mean, but I didn't. I can't say I was following it or nothing. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just not that kind of guy.

[Tom Segura]

I know. I was way less.

[Christina P]

I was playing metaphor defantazio.

[Tom Segura]

I was way, way less invested in it than the previous few elections.

[Christina P]

Where you.

[Tom Segura]

I was like, oh, glute. Like, yeah. Watching it so close, I was very like, yeah.

[Christina P]

I just didn't care.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

I just like this. It is what it is.

[Tom Segura]

I also felt like being too invested was a mistake. Yeah, I hate those. I was invested, I'm saying, you know, whatever, four years ago and eight years ago and. And 12. But like, I was like, oh, every time I feel invested in this, I. I feel like it's taking too much out of me, so I need to not invest as much.

[Christina P]

The worst is the people that's just still talking about it. It's like it's happened. It's over. Why are you talking about this every day? Yeah, he won. It's over. You know, but they still. It's like they talking points.

[Tom Segura]

Go back to your life.

[Christina P]

Yeah, yeah, it's over. I can't be, like, fully dialed in the politics, man. Like. No, all you do is stress yourself out.

[Tom Segura]

Here's one last one. Let's see if this is fun. This is not a horrible, hilarious. It's just a video. Let's see what it is.

[Christina P]

Oh, French, man. That's all it is, bro. God damn, man.

[Tom Segura]

Something so simple and basic. It really. It really does entertain me so much. Yeah, throw that and then you can.

[Christina P]

Do like that out there. They ain't got guns. You know what I'm saying? You can't play them pranks in America.

[Tom Segura]

No. You really can't.

[Christina P]

No, no. Especially not in Texas and not when.

[Tom Segura]

I get you that gun.

[Christina P]

Oh, no, man.

[Tom Segura]

That's coming soon, man.

[Christina P]

Hell yeah. I'm ready. Book, book, book, book.

[Tom Segura]

As soon as it arrives. What we should do is why don't we actually. Why don't we make arrangements that day to. You get it from. We'll meet at a gun range.

[Christina P]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

We can actually, like.

[Christina P]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Take it for a spin.

[Christina P]

Oh, yeah, that's great. I'm done with that.

[Tom Segura]

All right, cool. Danny Brown, thank you for coming.

[Christina P]

Thank you so much for having me.

[Tom Segura]

It's always a blast seeing you. You're so fucking funny. And don't forget to check out the Danny Brown show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel. And pretty soon we'll have a new Danny Brown album, Hell, yeah. Which you'll then tour after that, too, right?

[Christina P]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P]

That's the goal.

[Tom Segura]

That's the goal. All right. Thanks, Danny Brown. Thank you guys for watching, listening. We'll see you soon.

[Christina P]

The black guy. To love the. To love the. To love the black guys. To love the black guys. To love the black guys. To love the. The black guys. Do what the do what the do what the Me piss. Somebody beat me. Oh, man. Out. You see me when I come over today and try it out. Try it out, man. If in my building. Try it out. You want to piss on me? Try it out. Seriously fight only as, man. I'm looking for hardcore guys. I mean it want to do it and I want to deliver it. I'm a hot white trash. Come dump the me.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, you just watched an episode of your mom's house. I hope you enjoyed it. And if not, watch another one. Maybe you'll like that one. They're everywhere. Look. I don't know. Replace them in, like, cubes or squares or whatever this is. Just click another one. Maybe you'll find one you like. Or someone will get hurt. And everybody likes that. Don't forget to subscribe.