Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads!" | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

Release Date: June 4, 2025
Hosts: Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Description: Comedians Christina P. and Tom Segura delve into a variety of hilarious and insightful topics, from celebrity scandals to personal anecdotes, all delivered with their signature comedic flair.

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1. Snap on Smile Segment

Timestamp: [00:37] - [03:53]

The episode kicks off with a light-hearted promotion of Snap on Smile, a denture-like product that Christina and Tom humorously test out. They discuss the ease of application and the affordability compared to traditional veneers.

• Tom Segura: "So many idiots are out there paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get veneers when you can get these for just $9.99." ([02:05])
• Christina P.: "They’re so easy. You just open the box, you glue them in." ([01:35])

Their playful banter highlights the comedic approach they take towards product endorsements, making the segment both entertaining and informative.

2. Bonnie Blue’s 2000 Men Stunt

Timestamp: [04:01] - [09:50]

The hosts discuss the controversial plans of Bonnie Blue (real name Tia Billinger) to engage with 2,000 men in a single day, a stunt that garnered significant media attention.

• Christina P.: "She wants to sleep with 2,000 men in a single day. It's brilliant marketing." ([08:27])
• Tom Segura: "How much time does each guy get? I think they get like a minute or something." ([08:29])

They critique the feasibility and ethical implications of such a stunt, blending humor with social commentary.

3. NADC Podcast and Upcoming Chef Cook-Off

Timestamp: [09:52] - [12:36]

Christina and Tom introduce the NADC Podcast, hosted by chef Philip Franklin Lee and skateboarder Neen Williams. They also tease an upcoming cook-off between Philip and the “fancy chef,” featuring judges Josh Weissman and Rob Eiler.

• Tom Segura: "We had a very intense battle that we filmed. It’s going to be out soon." ([11:44])
• Christina P.: "They have a nice balance between the judges—a comedian, an actor, and an actual chef." ([12:08])

This segment showcases their support for fellow content creators and introduces exciting new content for their audience.

4. Tony John's Instagram Controversy

Timestamp: [14:13] - [19:43]

The hosts delve into the chaotic social media presence of Tony John, who faced an Instagram takedown after announcing his intention to sleep with 2,000 men.

• Tom Segura: "Instagram is so snooty about their guidelines, and he needs to go to TikTok where nobody cares." ([18:43])
• Christina P.: "He’s been living in hotel rooms, performing at the Syracuse Mall, and relying on fan donations." ([16:03])

They humorously speculate on Tony's whereabouts and the efficacy of different social media platforms in handling such controversies.

5. Christina P. as the "Fart Lady"

Timestamp: [19:43] - [20:39]

Christina shares a personal anecdote about being recognized as the “fart lady” while shopping at the mall, leading to light-hearted laughter and playful jabs.

• Christina P.: "Some lady was like, I know you do. I know you... you farted. You're the fart lady." ([19:48])
• Tom Segura: "That’s awesome. I just went in the top ones." ([20:03])

This segment highlights their ability to find humor in everyday situations, creating relatable content for listeners.

6. Celebrity Scandals: Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and More

Timestamp: [20:39] - [35:55]

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the complex legacies of celebrities like Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, exploring the dichotomy between their immense talent and their controversial personal lives.

• Tom Segura: "Michael Jackson may have been a good singer and dancer, but he was a pervert." ([25:27])
• Christina P.: "It's crazy how people still glorify him despite the allegations." ([25:40])

They compare various scandals, including those of Roman Polanski and Jerry Lee Lewis, critiquing societal tendencies to separate art from the artist.

• Tom Segura: "If Roman Polanski were a deli owner, no one would defend him. It’s because he’s a great director." ([31:45])

7. Vampire Movies: "Interview with a Vampire" and "Sinners"

Timestamp: [41:39] - [45:25]

Christina and Tom delve into their opinions on vampire-themed media, specifically criticizing the recent "Interview with a Vampire" remake for its portrayal of LGBTQ+ characters.

• Christina P.: "I don’t want to see the gayness in these vampires. It’s unnecessary." ([42:18])
• Tom Segura: "They should have kept it like the original movie without the unnecessary additions." ([43:55])

They express their discomfort with the inclusion of homoerotic elements, sparking a conversation about representation in media.

8. WWE Raw Experience

Timestamp: [47:05] - [53:21]

Tom shares his experience attending WWE Raw, interacting with wrestlers, and experiencing the show's backstage dynamics.

• Tom Segura: "The wrestlers were the nicest pro athletes I've ever met. They sent me messages later saying it was great to meet me." ([51:08])
• Christina P.: "They should have a gay wrestler. It’s the least they could do." ([52:54])

Their interaction with WWE highlights the blend of humor and genuine admiration for the performers.

9. Conspiracy Theory: Brigitte Macron

Timestamp: [53:22] - [57:55]

In a wild turn, the hosts discuss a conspiracy theory suggesting that Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, is actually his father and a transgender woman.

• Christina P.: "They say Brigitte Macron is actually Emmanuel’s dad, a trans woman from the Rothschild family." ([54:11])
• Tom Segura: "If I slapped you like that, bro. What’s going on?" ([55:50])

They critique the absurdity of conspiracy theories, emphasizing the blurred lines between fact and fiction in the age of social media.

10. Closing Remarks and Final Laughs

Timestamp: [57:55] - [58:17]

As the episode wraps up, Christina and Tom share playful banter about their discussions, apologize for the intense segments, and bid farewell to their listeners.

• Tom Segura: "Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. We love you and we'll see you next week." ([58:07])
• Christina P.: "Love you, Mommy." ([58:15])

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom Segura: "Mostly comedians are your closest friends, but I have another chef friend you might know by the name of fancy chef." ([11:24])
• Christina P.: "I was 26, planning to sleep with 2,000 men in a single day. Brilliant marketing." ([08:27])
• Tom Segura: "It's crazy how people still glorify him despite the allegations." ([25:40])
• Christina P.: "I don’t want to see the gayness in these vampires. It’s unnecessary." ([42:18])

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Key Takeaways:

1. Humor in Everyday Situations: Christina and Tom effectively use humor to discuss and critique various topics, making their conversations engaging and relatable.
2. Complex Celebrity Legacies: The hosts explore the intricate balance between a celebrity's talent and their personal controversies, encouraging listeners to think critically about their idols.
3. Media Representation: Their discussion on vampire movies highlights the ongoing debate about LGBTQ+ representation in mainstream media.
4. Social Media Chaos: The Tony John segment underscores the challenges of maintaining a public image in the digital age, especially when attempting outlandish stunts.
5. Conspiracy Theories: By addressing the Brigitte Macron theory, the podcast touches on the prevalence and absurdity of modern conspiracy theories fueled by misinformation.

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This episode of Your Mom's House offers a blend of laughter, insightful commentary, and candid conversations, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Tom Segura]

Get ready. Tucson, Arizona. Due to demand, we added a second show at Linda Ronstadt Music hall for my Come together tour. I'll be in Tucson Friday, November 7th, and Saturday, November 8th. Tickets are on sale right now at tomsagura.com tour. Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. And welcome to another episode of your mom's house. She's Christy, I'm Tim. And we're here to talk about some important things going on in the world. You look lovely today.

[Christina P.]

You like it?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. I mean, your outfit is really, really beautiful.

[Christina P.]

You noticed?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, of course. It's great. What kind of shirt is that?

[Christina P.]

It's just a burgundy kind of thing.

[Tom Segura]

Going on, but, yeah, it's really nice.

[Christina P.]

Do you notice anything else?

[Tom Segura]

Your hair looks beautiful.

[Christina P.]

Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

Lipstick. You have your perfect red always on.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

What else? You have earrings. Beautiful earrings.

[Christina P.]

Thank you. You know, you never notice my looks.

[Tom Segura]

I always notice. What are you talking about? You look great. You look really great. There is something. Your teeth.

[Christina P.]

Yes. I got new veneers.

[Tom Segura]

They look fantastic.

[Christina P.]

Thank you. I saw this ad on Tick Tock for Snap on Smile and I thought I should get these. For me? For you. For the whole team. For.

[Tom Segura]

For the whole team, yeah. So this is something that people are using.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so easy. You just open the box, you glue it in.

[Tom Segura]

So many idiots are out there paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get veneers when you can. How much were these?

[Christina P.]

9.99.

[Tom Segura]

9.99 I got you for.

[Christina P.]

Do you want to try?

[Tom Segura]

I have not even thought of that yet. Thank you. Is this. I don't know which way.

[Christina P.]

It doesn't even matter. Just put them in and you feel natural. It's so, so good. Does it feel nice?

[Tom Segura]

It feels really nice.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And it makes me want to smile.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Do you trust me?

[Christina P.]

You're so white. You're so white.

[Tom Segura]

You're so white.

[Christina P.]

I know.

[Tom Segura]

It's comfortable. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I love com.

[Tom Segura]

You don't have to worry about staining your teeth with coffee.

[Christina P.]

No, that's right. The one thing is, you don't want to eat with them in or drink or do too much. Oh, you drank with them.

[Tom Segura]

I did. And you fight. You probably don't want to talk too much with them right now.

[Christina P.]

Not too much. But you look so pretty. You don't have to talk anyways. You just like.

[Tom Segura]

I just went in the top ones. I haven't even tried putting in the bottom one.

[Christina P.]

Safflon smile. Here you go. You look like one of Those old guys.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

It gets brand new. White, white.

[Tom Segura]

The old guy who's still at the club, he's like, hey ladies.

[Christina P.]

How do my teeth look though?

[Tom Segura]

You look great.

[Christina P.]

Really?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Should I get on this white?

[Tom Segura]

I'm gonna choke, I think. Well, these are fantastic. And then there's a 9.99. I guess this is like the glue part. You kind of melt these.

[Christina P.]

So you melt those down in water and then you glue these to your actual teeth.

[Tom Segura]

Fantastic.

[Christina P.]

I imagine will do no harm to my existing veneers. Probably.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. The packaging looks like it's from 1974, which is cool.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I just love this.

[Tom Segura]

I mean at first photo is the lowest res photo I've ever seen on something so shitty. Unbelievable. One size fits all.

[Christina P.]

Believe it or not.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

You could get these on Amazon.

[Tom Segura]

You know what's fun too is they big smile, confidence.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Instantly they sure felt it.

[Christina P.]

They're differentiate between like women's teeth or men's teeth.

[Tom Segura]

Teeth. One size fits all.

[Christina P.]

Snap on.

[Tom Segura]

Fantastic. That is really cool. Well, that did feel good. There's so much to get into. So why don't we just start with this opening clip.

[Christina P.]

It's really, really my favorite. It's my girl.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Bonnie Blue]

I want you to have a good time. Like I don't want it seem like, I don't know, intimidating. You don't want the camera shoving. But it's like just help you. Like this is for you. I mean like I know obviously I have film it how I'm running. But I want you to have a good time and if there's anything you want to try, like I want it to be fun. Like everyone I meet as well is always so nice. I don't want it to be a drum I 20 times basically. But yeah, you're welcome. Just spit on me, slap me, make me yours today. Cuz that's what I am. If you get nervous and whatever else, like please don't. I don't worry. It's fine. I'll see you soon.

[Christina P.]

Cool.

[Tom Segura]

It's a gray speech. I won't bring anyone loving to this.

[Christina P.]

Classy.

[Tom Segura]

Welcome to your mom's house.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

With Tom Segura, Christina P. Welcome to your mom's house. 10 incredible pregame speech. You know there's coaches that that stay in the locker room, try to get their motivated. Yeah. And you. There's different versions of it. You know, this is big time. That's one coach.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

You know and then another coach will.

[Bonnie Blue]

Say something like me slap me, make me yours today.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that is so cool.

[Christina P.]

I was thinking of like the brave heart speech.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Like, she's really motivating these guys. Like, you can come on me, you can slap me.

[Tom Segura]

She's like, this is for you. This is for you if you're nervous or whatever, you know.

[Christina P.]

But then she goes, although, this is how I make my money.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Like I have to be here. Oh, there we go.

[Tom Segura]

Do you believe in God?

[Bonnie Blue]

No, I believe in come.

[Tom Segura]

What?

[Bonnie Blue]

Come.

[Christina P.]

She's right about come. Yeah, yeah, dummy.

[Bonnie Blue]

The is that they think that come. That's the only thing I worship.

[Tom Segura]

She's really cool, man. Bonnie Blue. But I mean, to get. There's a room of guys in ski masks.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And she's just like, don't fucking hold back. Treat me like whatever you want to treat me like. This is for you.

[Christina P.]

It's for them.

[Tom Segura]

You can see all the guys eyes are darting around and shit. They're all kind of weirded out, you know?

[Christina P.]

But why? It seems perfectly natural and cool.

[Tom Segura]

It is cool.

[Christina P.]

Don't you want to go in a room full of strangers and come all over this chick and wear your ski mask to do it?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, the. I don't know, that whole. I think the. The turn off for me, if I may say, might be the 70 other guys.

[Christina P.]

No.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah. But other than that, that's cool. I think it's a fucking awesome thing.

[Bonnie Blue]

That may make me yours today, Mike.

[Christina P.]

Me yours to die.

[Tom Segura]

Make me yours today.

[Christina P.]

I know. I love Bluey that show so much.

[Tom Segura]

This is a little different.

[Christina P.]

When she does her accent, she's great. You know, I. I want to dislike Bonnie blue, but she's 26, you know, it's practically dead.

[Tom Segura]

Jesus. So old Bonnie Blue's social media account disappears after 2000 men sex stunt. What happened there? The main TikTok and Instagram accounts of porn only fans star Bonnie Blue appeared to have been remove after she announced plans to sleep with 2, 000 men in a single day. The 26 year old, whose real name is Tia Billinger, made headlines earlier this year after claiming she had sex with 1057 men in 12 hours. Now she says she intends to break her own record. Well, that's what all great athletes do for sure. You just raise the bar.

[Christina P.]

Push yourself.

[Tom Segura]

You push it.

[Christina P.]

But I have to say, brilliant marketing move. I mean, it's not a bad idea.

[Tom Segura]

No, I mean, everybody has learned this woman's name and I know, yeah, it's brilliant.

[Christina P.]

But here's the deal, man, is that I heard there, there was a lot of Stuff on Tick Tock about how those guys didn't all come. Because if you have to. Hold on, you got to do the Math, you know, 24 hours, 2, 000 guys. What's the math on how much time each guy gets?

[Tom Segura]

I think I saw something where they get like a minute or you know.

[Christina P.]

So that's really hard to come in front of seven or sorry, 1999. Other strangers could.

[Tom Segura]

It can be. There's certain guys. Like some guys can get it done. Like the real gamers, the real workers.

[Christina P.]

To get it done.

[Tom Segura]

Worker.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but could you do it in a minute with the camera?

[Tom Segura]

Well, that's the thing is I think the pressure makes it more difficult. Right, of course. Like if you're alone you could be like, okay, of course. But yeah, with the.

[Christina P.]

And also she didn't say, I'm making 2,000 guys come.

[Tom Segura]

I'm just having sex.

[Christina P.]

She's having sex with. So that could be her legal loophole, if you will. I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

Really interesting.

[Christina P.]

It is really interesting.

[Tom Segura]

All interesting notes.

[Christina P.]

2000. Wait, what's the. So it's a minute per guy, something like that.

[Tom Segura]

So what's 2,000?

[Christina P.]

I could do 3,000.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

I could do 10,000.

[Tom Segura]

Are you signing up for this where she went wrong?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but did she have guys in. One in the mouth, one in the.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Christina P.]

We don't. We need to.

[Tom Segura]

I think the only way to know is to buy the video that she has posted somewhere. Can one of you guys do the research for us?

[Christina P.]

She needs to get more because how's she gonna. You have to constantly push the boundaries. What's the next one going to be?

[Tom Segura]

What is the next one going to be? Yeah, well, she's, she's obviously upping the ante. Right? This is way to go. Keep going. I hope you get to 10,000. Fucking awesome.

[Christina P.]

Proud of myself.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I'm proud of you. And we would love to, you know, see where this goes.

[Christina P.]

Cool.

[Tom Segura]

Quick reminder that we started producing the NADC podcast on YouTube. It's hosted by the world renowned chef Philip Franklin Lee and the pro, amazing skateboarder Neen Williams. These two guys are incredible. They started of course, Nad Not a Damn Chance Burger and they're friends of ours. They're fantastic. It's a whole new concept where they're, they're talking to people about business, about life, about overcoming obstacles. Their first episode was with Jelly Roll and they've. Yeah, they're. They're just great, man. So it looks like Jamie Oliver has one on there. I did one. I know there's a. There's a bunch coming out, but they're really great guys and it's a really great podcast if you like that type of conversation. So huge shout out to them. It's a great transition for us to tell you that we actually had something done here about a week ago and it should be out pretty soon. Where we know Philip, we know you know, this guy's a Michelin star chef. He has sushi by scratch. He has a pasta bar with his lovely wife Margarita, who's an amazing chef.

[Christina P.]

Amazing chef too.

[Tom Segura]

Amazing pastry chef.

[Christina P.]

Her desserts are ridiculous. Ridiculous. Her bread or pastries.

[Tom Segura]

They're an amazing couple. And, and both really, really talented. And anyway, you know, Philip had heard, he's like, you know, I'm your. I thought I was like your closest chef friend. I said, you know, you're definitely one of them.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

But I have another chef friend you might know by the name of fancy chef. And we had this conversation about why don't you have like a cook off, see who. Whose skills are really up there, you know? So those two guys faced each other in a very intense battle that we filmed.

[Christina P.]

It's amazing.

[Tom Segura]

It's amazing.

[Christina P.]

I can't wait to see this.

[Tom Segura]

And we had. I was one of the judges, another great chef, Josh Weissman, who lives in Austin. He's an incredible chef. He was one of the judges. And then Rob Eiler also came. So we had a very like a. Just, hey guys, here's the ingredients. Do your best. And I don't want to give anything away, but it was quite the battle. And that'll be out soon.

[Christina P.]

Well, what a nice panel of people. You have a comedian, an actor and an actual chef. So there's, you know, it's a nice balance between the judges.

[Tom Segura]

And I'll say this, not. I mean, there was a lot of debate, you know, at the judges table about it was really something.

[Christina P.]

So now fancy, I'm sure brought his A game. He always does.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Did he ever bring. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Very talented guy.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. So wow.

[Christina P.]

I mean, Phillips pretty, you know, Phillips not too bad himself, but we'll see.

[Tom Segura]

Philip, Phil's pretty, pretty good.

[Christina P.]

But I mean, tough match.

[Tom Segura]

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[Christina P.]

I agree, I agree.

[Tom Segura]

This guy, who is even up on everything, I mean, can you fill us in on what's actually going on so much?

[Christina P.]

It's such a soap opera. Cougar, you want to take this one? You've been talking to him.

[Unknown]

Yeah. So it's. It's been a very exciting couple of weeks because we.

[Tom Segura]

So just to recap, in jail, got out of jail. Right. And then since getting out of jail, what's been happening?

[Unknown]

So basically, he's been living in hotel rooms lately. He's just getting them like a week at a time. And he's been accosting people at the Syracuse Mall. I think it's like called Destiny USA or something.

[Tom Segura]

When you say accosting, what does that mean?

[Unknown]

You know, looking for work.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, working.

[Unknown]

Working.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

He's been performing there at the mall, just looking for work. And he's just living off of, you know, fan donations. His only fan stuff, cameos, whatever he can scrounge up, really.

[Tom Segura]

But he's got a real spending problem, Right? He's quite the consumer.

[Unknown]

Yes. Some people do say that he has a little bit of a spending problem. He says that it, you know, all of this could just go away at any time. So you just got to spend while you can, enjoy what you have.

[Tom Segura]

That's an interesting philosophy.

[Christina P.]

That's what every accountant will tell you. Just spend it now.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Business managers will be like, this could go away tomorrow. Just spend it all today. That's a good way to plan.

[Christina P.]

My understanding is that he gets money and then he'll spend it on, like, swigs. Swigs.

[Unknown]

Swigs and slices.

[Tom Segura]

Swigs and slices. Swigs and slices he likes to go to. Is that his huge update?

[Christina P.]

It looks like within the last hour or so, his Instagram got taken down.

[Tom Segura]

Could it have been the fully erect with stains in his underwear post?

[Christina P.]

That might have been it. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That might have been reported.

[Christina P.]

What?

[Unknown]

Tony, always keeping a worker.

[Tom Segura]

You can't take a worker down.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, you just try to make a living.

[Tom Segura]

Can we reach out to him right now?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, yeah, let's give him a call.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

He's got to be furious about this Instagram takedown.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, this is going to be. This is the time to call.

[Christina P.]

Oh, oh, call. Call the five other numbers. How many does he have?

[Unknown]

I think Tony just has the one.

[Christina P.]

Wow. He's a newer, cool guy. He's a younger one.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, damn.

[Unknown]

I literally just talked to him.

[Tom Segura]

You just talked to him how long ago?

[Unknown]

Like less than an hour.

[Christina P.]

I think maybe he's on the phone.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah, he may be calling customer service. He might be on the phone with Zuck.

[Christina P.]

He does know him.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, for sure. Everyone knows Tony. Everybody knows bro.

[Christina P.]

Does he have any other outlets? Like, is he on like live. Live Leak or whatever? What is it? Well, Live Leak stream.

[Tom Segura]

Well, he's probably. Someone's putting stuff there. But I mean, I feel cuz IG is like his relationship to the world, his lifeline.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, this is where a lot of it goes down. God damn it.

[Christina P.]

He's got to get on the TikTok.

[Tom Segura]

You're gonna take a worker down.

[Christina P.]

Instagram is so snooty about their guidelines and he needs to go to TikTok where nobody. That's not true. They care a lot.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

X is the place.

[Christina P.]

X? Yeah. He's got to go down.

[Tom Segura]

Give it to you. He really should be on X cuz they don't flag.

[Christina P.]

They don't care. It's pornography.

[Tom Segura]

No. Yeah. People are like, I'm a Nazi. And they're like, great, cool. Keep posting. Yeah, like freedom of speech, baby. Yeah, do it, man. Yeah. That's the place for him, though.

[Christina P.]

No Restrictions is a real garbage dump. I mean, it was always shitty.

[Tom Segura]

It was always a dumpster fire. Well, it's not just. It's just chaos.

[Christina P.]

I don't even go there.

[Tom Segura]

I hate it. I can't believe that anybody. It's all bots too. It's bots and nonsense.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I'm not interested.

[Tom Segura]

Such a platform.

[Christina P.]

Well, it always was.

[Tom Segura]

It always was.

[Christina P.]

I think the problem is it was like the first iteration of something exciting.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Where you could read stupid people's thoughts.

[Tom Segura]

It's garbage.

[Christina P.]

What the fly. Am I reading any of this stupidity? Well, but we tried getting a hold of him. That's not working out.

[Tom Segura]

If you get a hold of him, you let us know. Okay?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, we're working on it.

[Tom Segura]

Worker.

[Christina P.]

Hey, I just want to worker tell you something really cool happened to me. I was shopping at the mall and I got recognized as the fart lady.

[Tom Segura]

As the fart lady?

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Some lady was like, I know you do. I know you And I was like, no. And then she's like, yeah, you farted. You're the fart lady.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Christina P.]

Cool.

[Tom Segura]

How did that feel?

[Christina P.]

Pretty special. Like I've reached a pinnacle. Like I'd rather be known. I think that's the only thing I'd want to be known as.

[Tom Segura]

Fart lady.

[Christina P.]

Fart lady, yeah. You farted on that show. She goes, you. I just saw a podcast where you farted. And I was like, yeah, that's really cool. All right.

[Tom Segura]

That's also like. I mean, you had to feel some pride.

[Christina P.]

Actually. I did.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I did. Because it was like a fancy retail store.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I was like, this is. It makes sense.

[Tom Segura]

That would have. Only thing would have been better if she had turned to the people there and been like, this is the fart lady.

[Christina P.]

The fart lady, everybody.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You don't know this chick.

[Tom Segura]

That's awesome.

[Christina P.]

That was pretty cool. She's like, you farted. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

By the way, I see a folder here I hadn't seen. It says King Ass Ripper Update.

[Christina P.]

What?

[Tom Segura]

There's an update?

[Christina P.]

Yeah. I mean, these are a lot of the same videos that are going around right now. We think they're still mostly re uploads. We've been talking to him. Him. It might be an impersonator. We're trying to get to the bottom of it. Either way, I don't think these have been played on the show before.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, wow.

[Christina P.]

Next time we're just gonna put all.

[Tom Segura]

These in a funnel and just funnel.

[Christina P.]

It down my throat and gulp pudding all day. I have to say, Tom.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

His evolution is one of the more fascinating ones.

[Christina P.]

I like his earlier work. I'm still. I'm on the first album. You know, I like.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

The farts.

[Tom Segura]

I do feel like this feeding thing. I know the. The eating is like. I get it. Because here's the other thing. A lot of times as an artist, you go, don't just define me by my first album.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I want to do other things.

[Christina P.]

I know.

[Tom Segura]

I'm not just gonna play the songs you like. I'm an artist.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I feel like that's what we're getting here. But I'm with you. I especially like the. In his original stuff, it would be like reaching into a cabinet in the kitchen.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And then he'd fart and be like, see?

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Or walking up the stairs.

[Christina P.]

I like that. I like that. It was like, was he in his parents house? We don't know where he's doing, what he's doing. He had dirty chonies on with the holes.

[Tom Segura]

It was related holes and brown.

[Christina P.]

His work spoke to us on a. On a level, because you also had holes in your chonies at the time.

[Tom Segura]

And he reminded me, not as much brown. They were very brown.

[Christina P.]

So dirty.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I don't know. There was an innocence, a playfulness to his earlier work.

[Tom Segura]

True.

[Christina P.]

And now I feel like he's more self aware of the camera and what he's doing. All meeting.

[Tom Segura]

Definitely aware of the weight gain, which is dramatic if you watch those early videos.

[Christina P.]

No, he's felt.

[Tom Segura]

He's like 160 pounds. It looks like he's like very lean. And then.

[Christina P.]

I know I don't like these eating.

[Tom Segura]

This isn't burger. Imagine seeing this in Burger King. You're walking by with your family.

[Christina P.]

Oh, the mayonnaise. The mayonnaise. Oh, the mayonnaise. Oh, God.

[Tom Segura]

There's definitely families in this restaurant. Of course.

[Christina P.]

He's ruining people's day.

[Tom Segura]

That's awesome.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but he's looking around, sees.

[Tom Segura]

I know, but there's also a mom right now out of frame, going like this, just grabbing her kids, like, let's go, let's go.

[Christina P.]

I don't.

[Tom Segura]

Let's go. Don't look at him. Don't look at that man. Let's go.

[Christina P.]

He still has the hole in his shirt, which I love. He stays true to brand.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's really filthy shirt. Oh, yeah. Like here, look how. Look at him.

[Christina P.]

No, he was so cute. Look at him beefing on the dog's face. Yeah, it's like a playfulness.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

The dog is so used to it, too.

[Unknown]

Yeah, sniff that one.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, it's really something else now. It's a whole other thing. But, you know, we still honor you, we still celebrate you, still cherish you in your work. You're still an amazing guy.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, there's. There's a little bit too much of a wink at the camera now for me, for my liking.

[Tom Segura]

Do you know what happened to me, by the way?

[Christina P.]

Go ahead.

[Tom Segura]

Last week, buddy. I was on the road and I'd get back to my room, and sometimes, you know, certain, you just go, I want to hear this music right now. Right? Like something you have. And I got on this, like, Michael Jackson kick, right?

[Christina P.]

Timeless.

[Tom Segura]

He's timeless. And I pulled out Greatest Hits, and I was just going through all of them, and I was like, Jesus Christ.

[Christina P.]

What's your favorite album?

[Tom Segura]

Well, it wasn't even about. It was just that there's just so many great songs. It was like from Jackson 5 stuff just through. Through the End. And then I remembered that one of my all time, like it just hit like I'm listening to this music in my hotel room, just like earbuds in, you know, maybe an edible and I'm just enjoying life. Just that's how I'm winding down. And then it hits me and I was like, oh man. It just popped into my memory. One of my all time favorite clips from the show.

[Unknown]

I know people fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan today, cops, firefighters, teachers, none of whom really get much credit. And yet they. For the last. I don't know. How long now?

[Christina P.]

How long now.

[Unknown]

Michael Jackson, his name, his face picture is all over the newspapers, television, radio. So we hear about is Michael Jackson.

[Tom Segura]

This is, this is like in the weeks after he died. Okay?

[Unknown]

And let's knock out the psychobabble. This guy was a pervert. He was a child.

[Tom Segura]

He was.

[Unknown]

And to be giving this much coverage to him day in and day out. What does it say about us as our country? I just think it's too, we're too politically correct. No one wants to stand up up and say we don't need Michael Jackson. You know, he died, he had some talent to fly him.

[Tom Segura]

That's right.

[Unknown]

Dying every day there's men and women dying, say in Afghanistan. Let's give them the credit they deserve. So I really think the media has disgraced itself. I think that too many people in public life have made fools of themselves by talking about Michael Jackson as if he's some kind of hero. There's nothing good about this guy. May have been a good singer, did some dancing, but the bottom line is would you let your child or grandchild be in the same room with all be glorifying.

[Tom Segura]

Of course.

[Unknown]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

This is, that's Representative Peter King with my all time favorite quote.

[Unknown]

May have been a good singer, did.

[Tom Segura]

Some dancing, did some dancing. Michael Jackson may have a good. May have been a good singer, did some dancing.

[Christina P.]

He invented the moonwalk, sir.

[Tom Segura]

Fine, fine. Did some dancing.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Guy's a pervert.

[Christina P.]

Okay, but how such good albums, like so many bangers, which by the way.

[Tom Segura]

Just this is what you're saying good is the, the reality of how the world works. Yeah, of course you can be as awful as awful can be. And if you're super talented, most of the time it's okay.

[Christina P.]

Most of the time it's okay. Most of the time you can do.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Well, I mean. Yeah. How, how talented are you though? I know if you're otherworldly talented, you can get away with a lot of awful shit.

[Christina P.]

Mj for sure. So, mj, I think there was a level of denial with mj. Nobody wanted to believe that he was doing this stuff. And there's.

[Tom Segura]

Well, it was like. It was like millions of people on either side, right?

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And the fan. Like, the hardcore fans would break down and defend. And even to this day, there's been documentaries.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Of, like, people who go, I was abused by him. And people go, that person's a liar.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Like. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

It's crazy. But you're right. There is a part of your brain that's like, I still want to listen to his jams because they're so good.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And I can totally separate the pedo.

[Tom Segura]

From the music it just happens with. I mean, I know. Look, man, I'll tell you this. He's not on the same level, but I also got onto some R. Kelly, and I gotta tell you, the guy's unbelievable. He is unbelievable.

[Christina P.]

What do you see? Because I only know the ridiculous. That I'm coming out of closet, and he's like. And he. Oh, wait, what's that one? When he's like, girl, get your passport.

[Unknown]

Trapped in the closet.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, trapped in the closet.

[Tom Segura]

He went through, like, his.

[Christina P.]

What's all that? He wasn't bananas.

[Tom Segura]

He's fucking crazy. But he is a unbelievable producer. Incredible singer and. And piano player as well.

[Christina P.]

Okay, what's his big jam?

[Tom Segura]

His biggest jams?

[Christina P.]

Yeah, like, tell me, tell me, what.

[Tom Segura]

Am I. I mean, I Believe I Can Fly. It's probably his biggest. Yeah, that's probably his biggest jam. But, like, you know, Step in the Name of Love.

[Christina P.]

Step in the Name of Love. Yeah, I know that jam. That's when he's on a boat, dancing.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah.

[Christina P.]

Yeah. That's a good one.

[Tom Segura]

Pied Piper, y' all. His. He's insane, but, like, you as a. You know, he also produced a lot of big, big hits for people. Just super talented. And got.

[Christina P.]

Got away with Phil Spector, Another creep. Creep. Very. That great. Made the Wall of Sound. Amazing Christmas music that I love every year.

[Tom Segura]

And then it's also. By the way, And. And with. With people like, R. Kelly's probably one of the ones who you don't. There's not a lot of people going, hey, man, that's. He's a good guy. No one's really doing.

[Christina P.]

No, but he's defending him.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, no. Like, people are like. He had people essentially kidnapped in a home, brainwashed. Like, they just don't make excuses for him.

[Christina P.]

Right.

[Tom Segura]

But, like, for other people, like. Like mj, they make Woody Allen.

[Christina P.]

Oh, Woody owns a. He. He married his stepdaughter. I mean, adopted daughter.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. And then his. His biological kids are like, he's a creep. Oh, yeah. They say. And then they say. They're like, this is my dad and I'm talking about him.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And then he's just like, that's not true. And people go, yeah, he makes great movies.

[Christina P.]

He makes great movies. Who cares? Well, even Hugh Hefner, you know, when he died, I was like, why are we celebrating this cretin? This guy just was a pornographer and a scumbag. And everybody was like, no, he liberated women's bodies. And I'm like, maybe. I don't know. But now that Holly Madison's coming out, you know, she's autistic as. Which is really funny. And she just says whatever is in her heart. And she's like, yeah, dude, he wouldn't make us do all kinds of demeaning, awful, creeper things.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

And you're like, yeah, the guy that.

[Tom Segura]

Owns the Playboy Mansion.

[Christina P.]

But what's interesting about what you said is, like, R. Kelly was. His thing was like, 15 year olds, right? Like, yeah, that. Teenage.

[Tom Segura]

So, yeah, it's. And I forget the term for that, because it's not pet.

[Christina P.]

Right. It's like a special.

[Tom Segura]

But he likes them when you're in the infancy of sexual development, but once they become women, he's like, no, no, thank you. I like them like, yeah, like 14, 15.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but why don't we believe. So then the people that came out against mj, people were like, we don't want to defend children.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, there you go. What is it?

[Christina P.]

Okay, I don't. It's so funny.

[Tom Segura]

I know. I'm just looking for the term Febophilia. The mid to late adolescence. That's what he's into. Yes.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

He also likes to make pee pee on them. I have to make a pee pee. And you're right here.

[Christina P.]

Got it. And there's also a thing with, like, weren't they, like, all banging Aaliyah, too, or didn't Aaliyah get emancipated at, like, 15?

[Tom Segura]

He married her or whatever. Dated her when she was incredibly young.

[Christina P.]

These musicians are such creepers.

[Tom Segura]

Well, you get, like. You get into your own world. Like, you get worshiped so much, and you get. You start getting away with little things, and it just kind of.

[Christina P.]

I know. Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin.

[Tom Segura]

So R. Kelly was illegally married. R. Kelly was illegally married to Aaliyah when she was 15. Yeah. Jerry Lee Lewis, by the way.

[Christina P.]

13. 13.

[Tom Segura]

Wasn't Elvis South.

[Christina P.]

Priscilla Presley was about that age.

[Tom Segura]

13.

[Christina P.]

And we're all like, parents gave her permission.

[Tom Segura]

And the funny thing is when people bring that up. Oh, the biggest piece of. The absolute biggest piece of.

[Christina P.]

Which one?

[Tom Segura]

Roman Polanski.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, that guy.

[Tom Segura]

He. This girl in a goddamn. Yeah. She was 14 years old when they met. Okay. But Polanski, a 13 year old in a hot tub.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And then fled the country when France. Yeah. And France was like, men have feelings. And. And so many people in Hollywood were like, what the, what's the. And like, apparently now, you know, she's forgiven him and you're like, okay. I mean, it's a 13 year old. The thing is, I forget who once said this, and it's never left my mind is that like, if this were Roman Polanski, the deli owner, no one would be like, dude, what? Get over it. Fucking guy's great. Like, it's just because he's a great director.

[Christina P.]

I know. It's just like when Bill Cosby went down, you know, people closest to Bill were defending him, like his co stars. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. And I think there's just a level of disbelief with that. Like, if somebody were to tell me your husband is doing this, I'd be like, no way. I know this guy. No way.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

But so many people didn't want to believe that Bill Cosby was a piece of.

[Tom Segura]

And still drugging people. I mean, drugging people.

[Christina P.]

And there's people who are defending P. Diddy right now.

[Unknown]

Maybe good singer, dancing.

[Christina P.]

I did some dancing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

But MJ was other level talent.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He. He has the craziest allegations.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And it's. It's also met with like the craziest level of talent. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I wonder if it goes hand in hand. I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I mean, I tell you, my favorite. I love Thriller. It's a banger album. Jones off the Wall is like one of the greatest. But then once he started taping his fingertips, I was out. Once that weird happened.

[Tom Segura]

I have a skin condition.

[Christina P.]

He's lying about all that stuff.

[Tom Segura]

And so my skin's turning white and I've had one procedure on my nose.

[Christina P.]

One procedure. No, it's not true.

[Tom Segura]

It's not true. Blank blanket and bubbles. We sit on the couch and we hug.

[Christina P.]

What was with the taping one? The tape came out on the fingers and bad when he was like, I'm up. I'm a bad. I'm bad. You're like, what? You know the bad Prince story happening. Yeah. He wouldn't do it.

[Tom Segura]

So. So Michael Jackson first reached out when they were doing bad. They reached out to Prince to do it. Like a duo, a duet. Yeah. And. And Prince was like, all right, let's see it. And then Michael Jackson was like, you go. You're. You're the first verse.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And he was like, I'm not gonna say your butt is mine. I'm not. He was like, well, that's it. And they're like. He was like, no, I'm not doing that.

[Christina P.]

You know what? Prince. I loved him when he was alive. In his death has now become the baddest. Like, all these things are coming out, like stories about Prince. So allegedly, did you guys hear this? That there was a recording of Prince that was played during the P. DIDD trial where. I don't even know. It's probably not true, but that he made a recording, like, naming names and dates and stuff and. Yeah, okay, so they didn't play.

[Tom Segura]

You can't believe anything now.

[Christina P.]

I know. Look at this. Look at that AI face.

[Tom Segura]

So ridiculous. Your body's mine.

[Christina P.]

But anyway, he tried having babies with this one chick, this young girl, you know, he was always into these young girls. They all look like Vanity. It was one Apollonia. Vanity.

[Tom Segura]

Apollonia.

[Christina P.]

And they couldn't have kids. They had a baby that died. He burned down the baby's nursery. Burned it to the ground, and then dumped that chick and was like, on to the next one. Can't give me babies and stuff. And I was like, this guy's a legend.

[Tom Segura]

Unbelievable talent.

[Christina P.]

Unbelievable talent. Unbelievable. Prince.

[Tom Segura]

Unbelievable talent.

[Christina P.]

I don't know who I like better, MJ Or Prince.

[Tom Segura]

And this is not to say that, like, we're not all. Everyone's flawed. Everybody has.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, but we don't fuck minors and stuff.

[Tom Segura]

That's what I'm saying. That's like, what? Yeah, that's what.

[Christina P.]

Don't fuck kids.

[Tom Segura]

That's what cartel guys do. You know what I mean? Like, it's really.

[Christina P.]

What's wrong with y' all?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, what's wrong with you? I guess they just. When you get that famous and you have access to everything, the theory is, they're like, well, what's next? You know? I'm bored. They get bored. I think, oh, man, you definitely get weird. We got that part.

[Christina P.]

Everybody gets weird when you get money. Because now you could. This guy's the limit. You can do what you want.

[Tom Segura]

But this level of fame and this other level is other.

[Christina P.]

But it's also who you're surrounding yourself with. Okay, yeah, yeah. What about bubbles?

[Tom Segura]

So I got a monkey and I got a playground. Oh, my God.

[Christina P.]

Remember that? And they're like, there's no way this guy's a people. He has a roller coaster in his backyard.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. And fucking zebras walking around.

[Christina P.]

So fucking weird.

[Tom Segura]

You don't like animals.

[Christina P.]

Could you imagine being the parent, though? That's like, yeah, go spend the night.

[Tom Segura]

Which just shows you, like, our obsession with, like, fame and celebrity. People are that taken by it, where they're like, yeah, you spend the night there. That's fine. It's Michael Jackson.

[Christina P.]

And then he took Emmanuel Lewis as his date to the Grammys. Remember that, babe?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christina P.]

He took Emmanuel Lewis as his date to the Grammys. And people were like, he's fine. He's normal.

[Tom Segura]

Normal.

[Christina P.]

He's taking a kid to the Grammys. Michael's very childlike himself. That was the. That was.

[Tom Segura]

That was the thing. Yeah, yeah.

[Christina P.]

He's just very childlike himself. Like, okay, well, what could be more. He would say, this is what he said in Bashir. He goes, what could be more special than sharing your bed? Sharing your bed with a child. What could be more beautiful than sharing your bed? That's what he would say. It's not. It's. No, it's not. It's. No, no, it's more beautiful. What could be more beautiful than sharing your bed? And. And America was like, huh, yeah, good point. What could be more. That Bushier interview should have put him right in jail. I mean, the. That he was.

[Tom Segura]

It's like, you watch that and then you listen to. You want to be starting something. You're like, yeah, I get it. It's beautiful.

[Christina P.]

And the lies. I only have one nose job. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there we go. All the kids.

[Tom Segura]

See, that's what happened. That literally is like, you're too famous. You're just too famous.

[Christina P.]

Nobody says no.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Christina P.]

That's the problem.

[Tom Segura]

People weep when they meet you. Oh, my God. Okay, here, let's transition. It's awful.

[Christina P.]

That's terrible.

[Tom Segura]

God damn.

[Christina P.]

So we're here with Alki and Jennifer.

[Bonnie Blue]

David, of course, the owners of 9021 go. And of course, have Faith and film.

[Christina P.]

On and many, many other companies. Good to have you here.

[Unknown]

Thank you so much.

[Christina P.]

You look beautiful, Anushka.

[Bonnie Blue]

Well, I'm a little bit chilly, Jan. That's okay.

[Christina P.]

Oh, I remember this alky.

[Bonnie Blue]

I don't want to put my mouth on that now.

[Christina P.]

That's absolutely disgusting.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christina P.]

Jennifer, I'm not often speechless, but I.

[Bonnie Blue]

Think I've actually been caught speechless.

[Christina P.]

I love it. It looks like they all have the snap on smile.

[Tom Segura]

They do have the snap on smile. And that's what this is, a plug for the snap on smile. You can get it also on Amazon for 9.99. It's a big smile. Confidence instantly.

[Christina P.]

Wow, look at that. Why don't. You know what? You got to start doing this on red carpets.

[Tom Segura]

Coffee.

[Christina P.]

I saw that earlier. It's even better than the perfect smile.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah.

[Christina P.]

I didn't think it could get more perfect. Great. Yeah, you got to start doing this on the red carpets.

[Tom Segura]

Farting into mics.

[Christina P.]

I. I would be so happy.

[Tom Segura]

Jury recommends hologram billionaire pay model $900 million after she detailed office's broom. Oh, we're just hitting the out of the park today. There's some really cool guys on today.

[Christina P.]

What is going on? Yeah, he's a knucklehead too. He is a big knucklehead right off.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Listen, I. I gotta tell you, it's got to be who your friends are because, you know, we. We have wealthy friends.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You know what they do?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Push ups, sit ups, kettlebells, cold plunges are. Listen, we're arguably friends with, like, probably the most famous comedians in the world. We do nothing like. No, none of us. That I know of.

[Tom Segura]

Well, there's no room.

[Christina P.]

There's no fucking. The mothership.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, we.

[Christina P.]

You know, what is wrong? Can't you just be normal? Just enjoy your money, Be normal. Go buy some fucking suits. Go buy a yacht. Buy a car, you dickhead.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. You don't have to.

[Christina P.]

What are you doing? What are you doing? But I have a feeling this guy would have been a creep without the money.

[Tom Segura]

That's the thing.

[Christina P.]

They're just creeps with money.

[Tom Segura]

Well, yeah, it's. They were always creeps.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Someone who's a creep with money was always a creep. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

And now he's. He's a bigger creep, Essentially.

[Tom Segura]

Yes.

[Christina P.]

Could be more special.

[Tom Segura]

How was your peachy?

[Christina P.]

It was good. I pushed hard.

[Tom Segura]

Camel out got some.

[Christina P.]

It could be more special.

[Tom Segura]

Sharing fun stuff to show you now. All right, we'll get out of this absolutely horrifying segment we did.

[Christina P.]

Oh. Oh. All right. You.

[Tom Segura]

You were faking it. Why you stop. Uhoh.

[Christina P.]

How's it going, Annie?

[Unknown]

Great to be back. So upset that I wasn't here.

[Christina P.]

How do you feel? How do you feel about white gay porn? Does it bother you as much as black gay porn?

[Unknown]

This is. This is disrespectful to firearms. This is disrespectful to the service. And, you know, they. They. They risk their lives out there.

[Tom Segura]

That's true. But these guys are also, for our entertainment, they're risking their lives.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You know, I started watching Interview with a Vampire on Netflix. You know me, I love my vampire.

[Tom Segura]

You love vampire stuff.

[Christina P.]

I gotta say. It's too gay.

[Tom Segura]

It's gay.

[Christina P.]

I can't handle it. Like, oh, my God. Dude, they. At one point, they. They do butt, right? They, like, have vampire.

[Tom Segura]

They do.

[Christina P.]

Or whatever.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, they do.

[Christina P.]

Well, like, they don't butt, but, like, they, like, they kind of homo out at one point. They share a coffin. They're like, good night. And, like, they share a coffin. I was like, all right, I'm out of here.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

And then there's the scene where, like, Lestat turns Louis into a vampire, which is, like, awesome in Anne Rice world. And, like, this. Two dudes naked. Yeah, they're. And it just shows their Lestat's gay ass, like, his butt naked and the other vampire naked. And I was like, I don't want to see this.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

Because who's watching this vampire show? It's women, right? Unless you're into gay dudes.

[Tom Segura]

But some women love that.

[Christina P.]

Some women do.

[Tom Segura]

I've seen women, met women that say they're like, I love watching gay porn. I'm like, really?

[Christina P.]

I think Anne Rice was into homo gay guys doing stuff.

[Tom Segura]

And I think the explanation I've heard is that the gay men or the, you know, the gay porn men are better looking than the straight porn men, for sure. So they just go, I like watching this more. Seems like a lot, though.

[Christina P.]

I don't like watching.

[Tom Segura]

I guess it's not that. If you look at it. Oh, Jesus.

[Christina P.]

I know. And it's like, my favorite book. I love Interview with the Vampire. I love the series.

[Tom Segura]

This is a new one.

[Christina P.]

It's like, really? It's like, a few years old. It's on.

[Tom Segura]

I thought you were, like, the one we grew up with. The Brad Pitt.

[Christina P.]

Right. So the. Yeah. So it is based on the same book, Interview with the Vampire and the Anne Rice Chronicle Vampire Chronicles. But it's like a remake of Interview of the Vampire.

[Tom Segura]

Got it.

[Christina P.]

And they didn't homo out in the movie version, like Tom Cruise.

[Tom Segura]

Have you seen Sinners yet?

[Christina P.]

I don't know. What is that?

[Tom Segura]

That's the movie that came out earlier. Let me see this movie.

[Christina P.]

Is it about vampires?

[Tom Segura]

Yes. It's so good.

[Christina P.]

No, but I'll watch it.

[Tom Segura]

So good.

[Christina P.]

Really? You like a vampire movie?

[Tom Segura]

This movie was fantastic. Yes. Out on the road, we went and saw it, and it was really, really good.

[Christina P.]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

You went on the road to see a cool vampire movie?

[Tom Segura]

Well, I didn't know what I was seeing either. I didn't know what the movie was.

[Christina P.]

Tricked you to watching a gay vampire movie.

[Tom Segura]

This isn't gay at all. It's not gay. It's.

[Christina P.]

Why do they have to gay up my vampires?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Christina P.]

I don't want it.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. Jesus, you sound like any.

[Christina P.]

Well, I'm so mad. I know. I feel like Christina. Right?

[Tom Segura]

All right, I get it.

[Unknown]

It's unnecessary.

[Christina P.]

It's unnecessary.

[Unknown]

Why are we focusing on it?

[Christina P.]

Why are we focusing on.

[Tom Segura]

All right, okay.

[Christina P.]

And I know they're homoerotic in the book.

[Tom Segura]

Jesus Christ.

[Christina P.]

But I don't want to see them.

[Tom Segura]

It's Pride Month. Because you have a little respect.

[Christina P.]

In the book, it is meant to be. All right.

[Unknown]

Who are we here with today?

[Tom Segura]

Rico.

[Unknown]

So, Rico, are you a top or a bottom?

[Tom Segura]

I'm versed.

[Christina P.]

Kick the out.

[Unknown]

So what you going to do for me? I'm. I'm going the out, too.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, bend me over then.

[Unknown]

Oh, you know how I do to you.

[Tom Segura]

Damn right.

[Unknown]

You don't call me the Puerto Rican Miss for no reason.

[Tom Segura]

Have your way.

[Unknown]

Like, just go on grindr, dog. You don't got to do all this, man. That's so stupid, man. The is verse, by the way.

[Tom Segura]

Well, here you go, man. Verse is a short for versatile. Refers to a person who is comfortable both giving and receiving.

[Christina P.]

Can I tell you something?

[Tom Segura]

Especially anal.

[Unknown]

Very cool.

[Christina P.]

I can hear Annie's commentary on gay porn all day.

[Tom Segura]

I know. It's so good.

[Christina P.]

No.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, man. What the is this?

[Unknown]

It's upsetting, man.

[Christina P.]

That's how I feel about Interview with the Vampire. Where they show the gayness.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

It's like, I don't want to see it one time.

[Unknown]

You see it in a damn bit. It's like. Okay, all right. You had to do it.

[Christina P.]

All right, got it.

[Unknown]

You know what I'm saying? The representation. All right, fine. This is gonna be the whole show, though. It's just gay, nigga. Okay. Okay, cool.

[Tom Segura]

So.

[Unknown]

I didn't realize I was watching gay porn. What the fuck?

[Christina P.]

So true. Annie, did you see Sinners?

[Unknown]

Yeah, it was horrible.

[Tom Segura]

You didn't like it?

[Unknown]

Hated it. It's the worst movie ever seen in my life.

[Tom Segura]

You're not serious.

[Unknown]

I'm not playing with you.

[Tom Segura]

Wait, why? Why did. What did you not like, about. It was.

[Unknown]

First of all, first of all. I mean, I got some. First of all, I'm tired of the niggas in the fields picking cotton and shit. I'm tired of that scene. Okay? I've seen it a thousand billion times.

[Christina P.]

Do the singing again.

[Tom Segura]

Picking.

[Unknown]

So tired of that shit, man. It was that for an hour and a half, and then it was shitty CGI fucking vampires. And I was so mad because I'm like, there's no way I'm the only that thought this. And so I went on Reddit and I could not find people that agree with me. Everyone said this was the most. The best cinematic experience of my life. What the fuck movies have you watched then? I. I question your.

[Tom Segura]

Your movie.

[Christina P.]

Unbelievable, man, if it didn't have them.

[Tom Segura]

That was the whole.

[Unknown]

But that was the movie, though. And then at the end. Well, I mean, I guess I want to spoil it, but whatever. At the end, it was the. It was the, you know. Oh, fucking. The black people did it again. We won. Motherfu. Like, bro, cut it out with this shit, man. Kkk. There's no KKK anymore. And then, oh, what do you know? There is. Oh, surprise.

[Tom Segura]

Spoilers. You gotta start doing more movie reviews.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I hated that I gotta send any of them.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Unknown]

And. And I'm not really like that. I'm not a dude to hate on movies. I. I don't have a lot bad to say about a lot of movies, but I.

[Tom Segura]

Did you see the new Mission Impossible?

[Unknown]

That movie? I did not yet.

[Christina P.]

I want to see that.

[Unknown]

I'll dig out.

[Christina P.]

You've already seen it with your boyfriend on the road.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Unknown]

So this is what it is.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

This is where this is coming from, huh? Who's this boyfriend?

[Christina P.]

I know. Who's your road boyfriend? Keeps seeing movies with Kirk. Is it Kirk Fox?

[Tom Segura]

Well, that's who I saw Sinners with. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

What other boyfriend did you see?

[Tom Segura]

Well, I saw a Mission Impossible alone.

[Christina P.]

Oh, my.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

This is grounds for divorce. You know, I love the Mission Impossible movies.

[Tom Segura]

I gotta. I gotta kind of. Yeah. Bummer for you, though. It's way too long.

[Christina P.]

I can't believe you saw it without me. You know, we like those stupid movies.

[Tom Segura]

I'll go see it again with you.

[Christina P.]

You know you're taking me to see it.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

You're gonna sit?

[Tom Segura]

Well, I wanted. Here's the thing. I wanted to see it before it was out of imax. So I was in LA where they had selfish. I was in LA and I had a break between real. Okay. I had a Break between the podcast I had to do and the event. So in that time, I went to saw. I went and saw it. And here's the thing. It is impressive. Like, it's. You're there to watch basically him do stunts.

[Christina P.]

Yes. Because it's Tom Cruise. That's what he. That's what he does.

[Tom Segura]

I know.

[Christina P.]

He's like Jackie Chan now. Like, he does everything.

[Tom Segura]

It's three hours long.

[Christina P.]

That's okay. I like watching Tom Cruise.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Christina P.]

Is the story good enough to sustain three hours?

[Tom Segura]

I think it's kind of convoluted. I think they, you know, they. They knew that this was his last one, but it's. I. I think they tried to do too much with the story where you're like, what's happening?

[Christina P.]

I feel so betrayed. Like, I'm so mad at you right now. I swear to God, I don't. I'm not married to you.

[Tom Segura]

Maybe we can.

[Christina P.]

No, we're not even married.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Maybe this will change your mind. What's up, everybody? My name is Crush Daddy, and for five bucks, you can see me suck on some big black.

[Christina P.]

Kenny.

[Unknown]

What do you want from me?

[Tom Segura]

What.

[Unknown]

What do you. Why, just.

[Tom Segura]

I thought it was. I thought it was about push ups.

[Unknown]

That's a dope chandelier, though.

[Tom Segura]

See.

[Christina P.]

Guys have good taste. Ah, these two. Yeah. I'm so bummed.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

That Louis and Lestad are, like, openly gay in this show.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Christina P.]

Yeah. Bothers me. I don't want to see them. They're vampires.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

They're just supposed to be companions. They're not supposed to be, like, full lovebirds, you know?

[Tom Segura]

I know. No, I didn't. I didn't get to gay talk about this, but I got invited to WWE raw and I went and I got there and I was like, I wonder if people here are, like, mad at me, you know?

[Christina P.]

Sure.

[Tom Segura]

Because I got there during rehearsal. Like, I'm arriving and there's like, people training and everything and, like, getting ready for the show. And we're hanging out and some wrestlers come up to me and they're like, what's up, man? Like, super nice. And I was like, oh, cool, cool. And then. Because, you know, it was several years back, were pretty vocal, like.

[Christina P.]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Segura]

Critical. So anyway, then they go, hey, let's shoot this bit. Like, they shoot bits backstage of like, you know, sometimes there's like, like a. An interviewer and then a wrestler's talking, and then like, another one comes in and they talk to each other. It's like continued drama. Right? So, like, hey, let's shoot this. You know, this bit. And I'm like, great. And we're about to roll. And then I see this guy in a suit. He's like, hey, come here. I go, what? He goes, come here. I go, what's up? He goes, hey. I forget his name.

[Christina P.]

He's like, Vince McMahon.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, no, not him. But they're like, he's a VP or whatever of WWE or something. I was like, oh, hey, what's up, man? He goes, hey, everybody here knows that you said that they're retards. Did he say that word like that? I was like, amazing. I go, you do? He goes, oh, yeah. Everybody knows. I was like, cool. And I thought he was about to be like, you should get out of here or something. You know? I mean, I didn't know he's gonna.

[Christina P.]

Say, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

He's like, no, we're super happy to have you. Like, he goes, you know, we should just kind of, like, address it in some way. I'll go, yeah, yeah. And so we, you know, we do like, a little interview thing where I'm like, oh, yeah, you know, I've said some crazy things, and I'm here to have a good time. Here's the thing. All the wrestlers were the nicest pro athletes I've ever met. Like, so nice. I mean, I. I can't emphasize how nice they were. Even sent me messages later. It was so great to meet you. And also. And I was like, you know, I was so impressed with the show.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And, like, you know, it's a spectacle, but, like, very fun. Like, the whole environment is fun. They put on this great show. There's. They're incredible athletes, and they're also dramatic performers. Right. So it really is, like, an exciting event. And then, you know, I left there, I was like, oh, that was actually really, really fun. But I just wanted to say, though, if you think that Mystic Rick won't come back and get involved, you're missing out on something here. Like, Tom is one thing. I have an open mind, and I'm. I'm enjoying what I'm enjoying. Ring. But if you want to invite Mystic Rick into the ring. Do you know that they. They called out Mystic Rick?

[Christina P.]

No, I heard that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

I can't believe they remembered mystic Rick.

[Tom Segura]

Pat McAfee was doing the call live, and this wrestler came flying through a table, and on the broadcast, he's like, that guy almost ended up in Mystic Rick's lab. You gotta pull that, man. You guys have to pull that. That's Unbelievable.

[Christina P.]

Well, you have to imagine anybody that puts their heart and soul into wrestling is actually really nice. Cool. They're cool thing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Do they have, have they had like a, a gay wrestler? Like a gay black wrestler?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know. It's a good question.

[Christina P.]

They should.

[Tom Segura]

I met one that sure seemed like it, but I don't know any.

[Christina P.]

Would you stop watching wrestling?

[Unknown]

Stop watching.

[Christina P.]

There is a gay black wrestler.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

I guess I'd have to stop just obsessing about wrestling. Yeah, if that happened, I would be very upset.

[Christina P.]

These guys are huge though.

[Tom Segura]

Some of them are really big. Some of them are just like. Yeah. Incredible talent though.

[Christina P.]

It's fun though, right?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Oh my God. We didn't even hit up your favorite thing of all time.

[Christina P.]

I've been waiting on this.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Minute guys, listen, it's the slap heard.

[Tom Segura]

Around the world and people have to know you have been goddamn obsessed with.

[Christina P.]

This Brigitte Macron, AKA Big Daddy Macron. And I read the book that Candace Owens recommended, becoming Brigitte. I was deep on Candace's podcast talking about this. So the theory goes allegedly that Brigitte Macron, which is Emmanuel Macron's wife, is actually Emmanuel Macron's dad, a trans woman.

[Tom Segura]

What the.

[Christina P.]

Watch this slap. If you guys haven't seen this.

[Tom Segura]

If you haven't seen this.

[Christina P.]

So first of all, watch, okay, Watch the slap and then we'll go to that image thing. So here is Macron.

[Tom Segura]

That's crazy.

[Christina P.]

Getting off the plane. And you see it's two hands mushing.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

She gives him a double handed mush to the oof. And he's stunned.

[Tom Segura]

And then he sees. That's the thing is you see him see the cameras too, right? Like as the push. He just stands there and he's like. And then he did the, he did the, the interview afterwards. He's like, no, it's all.

[Christina P.]

He claims that they were play fighting, that that's how they play with each other. But that was not a playful mush. No, that's not like you and I used to play. We push each other in the bushes for walks. No, this is other. Other level. So look at this. I found this on TikTok where I get all my news. Here's a little. That's Brigitte Macron. Oh. And that's Emmanuel's dad telling you.

[Tom Segura]

So this family, this is such a crazy story.

[Christina P.]

So this story is wild. So apparently the. These people are from like the Rothschild family, which is known as like an old school Illuminati, wealthy French family. They're Billionaires and blah, blah, blah. And they've intermarried one another for generations. You marry your cousin, you marry your brother.

[Tom Segura]

How the royals do.

[Christina P.]

Basically, it's the same inbred. And basically just in the last generation, they stopped doing it because now it's frowned upon in society. But I'm telling you, first of all, you never laid hands on me. I think you might if I double mushed your face. Like if I put hands on you, Tommy.

[Tom Segura]

Well, I would, I don't think I would go crazy, but I would definitely be pretty upset about it. Yeah.

[Christina P.]

If I slapped you like that, bro.

[Tom Segura]

If it was a slap to the face, I would definitely grab you. Yeah. Like, what the.

[Christina P.]

What are you doing? Yeah, but he doesn't. But you notice he's stunned.

[Tom Segura]

And then he looks at the.

[Christina P.]

Wow. He looks at the camera.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Oh, but he didn't even look angry. Play that again.

[Tom Segura]

No, he didn't look, look, he's used.

[Christina P.]

To being with like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, he's used to being with like that. Yeah, because he's not. He's just like, oh, yeah, she's doing that again. Hi, everybody.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. He's like, are you crazy? The door's open right now.

[Christina P.]

Whole baby, you might throw me down those stairs. That to you.

[Tom Segura]

Come on. Yeah, you would throw you down the.

[Christina P.]

Stairs if I had the disrespect that is such disrespectful to your husband.

[Tom Segura]

Also have no self awareness that the doors open and you're. Your president of your country is about to go in front of all these cameras.

[Christina P.]

It's wild.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. He's like you.

[Christina P.]

I mean, I think it's absolutely wild that a woman would.

[Tom Segura]

What is she, 30 years older than him?

[Christina P.]

She's like 70. So that tracks with her being the dad's age, which is so crazy that it's his dad. That's what they're saying.

[Tom Segura]

Come on, man.

[Christina P.]

That's the rumor.

[Tom Segura]

She's 72 and he's 40.

[Christina P.]

Right? Right. And like there's a whole thing too.

[Tom Segura]

So he and I are essentially the same age.

[Christina P.]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

This would be the equivalent of me being with a 71 year old taught.

[Christina P.]

Right. You want to bang a 71 year old?

[Tom Segura]

That's insane.

[Christina P.]

I know. And they say things like about how she walks and her posture and how she sits. She's very like, there's shots of her, how she moves, being very masculine. It's insane. I. I think it's true. I mean, look, I think it's true. I think it's weird and true.

[Tom Segura]

It's a sweet note to wrap this episode up on.

[Christina P.]

It was push him down the stairs.

[Tom Segura]

It's been. It's.

[Christina P.]

But do you notice that he takes that beating like, yeah, it's your dad.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Well, you're just like, whatever, I deserved it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. I guess I was out of line.

[Christina P.]

I guess I was a bad boy. Mommy. Daddy. Daddy. Mommy.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Wifey.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Christina P.]

Weird, bro.

[Tom Segura]

Weird. We have to run early today, apologize, but we gotta get going. There's a lot of crazy stuff happening here. This was fun. I had a good time.

[Christina P.]

I had a good time with you. Even though you saw the Mission Impossible movie without.

[Tom Segura]

I'll take you to see it anyway.

[Christina P.]

Okay. Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. We love you and we'll see you next week.

[Christina P.]

Love you, Mommy.

[Tom Segura]

Good morning.

[Unknown]

Julia.

[Christina P.]

Julia, Sweet Joe. Just wanted to say hi.

[Tom Segura]

Say hi.

[Christina P.]

Wish you a great day.

[Tom Segura]

Moments of my life. Julia. Julia.