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Chevy Chase
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Tom
Welcome to another episode of your mom's house and of course, Merry Christmas.
Christina
You Jew motherfucker, you.
Tom
It is the holiest of holidays. Baby Jejuzka was born today. And of course, of course you are probably celebrating with your families. So Merry Christmas to you and your whole entire family. Grandma and children, everybody. I hope Santa visited you and treated you well, even if you're a non believer.
Christina
Or maybe Jews are funny. Maybe the Tunica fairy came and brought you something for.
Tom
Oh, yeah. Hopefully you had a good chunuk. Chinooka.
Christina
Did you celebrate a chinooka, Josh?
Chevy Chase
I did. I've been lighting the menorah, making vodkas. I'm doing the whole thing.
Christina
Yeah, that doesn't sound. Yeah, that doesn't sound as fun. The Hanukkah latkes and the candle. It sounds very anticlimactic. And the Jews are in show business. You guys really should have come up with like a bang.
Tom
A better one.
Christina
Yeah, it tastes pretty good.
Tom
The what?
Chevy Chase
The latkas are pretty tasty.
Christina
That's. You could do that any time.
Tom
Yeah, you can tree. The lights.
Christina
Yeah. This is once a year.
Tom
Trees and lights. Sandy Claws, really just. Yeah, it's not comparable.
Christina
Magical. And you can light a candle any day of the year.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
And you can eat crackers or whatever it is anytime.
Tom
Yeah, you can have your little scoop. Do your thing whenever you want. Yeah, I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis. It's just. But you know, it's everything. Quick plug. Today. Today as you're listening, my new special teacher is debuted on Netflix. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. Please watch it. Please tell your friends to watch it. Please give it a shot. Also, we'll be off for New Year's. You can also get the past YMH lives for a discounted price at ymhstudios.com if you want to watch them all, there's a bunch of new merch. You have lipstick. Everything's up in the store.
Christina
Lipstick, blush, radiance, balm, you name it. Gloss. Yes, I'm wearing it all now, kids.
Tom
It's very exciting.
Christina
Look at that.
Tom
Very exciting.
Christina
I do. I love Christmas. And you want to know something, Tim?
Tom
What's that?
Christina
Is that it's so easy to get cynical.
Tom
Yes.
Christina
And it's so easy to let the past hurts of Christmas fill your soul for Christmas present. But don't do that. I refuse to do that.
Tom
Don't be a believer and. And. And embrace the Christmas spirit.
Christina
Can I play you a song that my father used to play for my stepmother? Every year, he would get loaded, play this song, and it would throw her into a rage. And I just thought I'd maybe open the episode, share it with everybody.
Tom
Yeah. Let's hear it.
Christina
Okay.
Tom
So far, I'm in. That's nice.
Christina
You got it.
Chevy Chase
Thank you.
Tom
So what bothered her? The German or just the song? The melody. What was the part that bothered? Because I can. I'm on kind of on her side right now.
Christina
She. My father would put on an entire German Christmas album, and it would throw her into a rage because, a. We're not Germans, we're Hungarians. And so Hungarian music is.
Tom
But he was born in Bavaria.
Christina
Yes, yes. So we're, you know, German by birth. Hungarian by the grace of God.
Tom
Yep.
Christina
But it infuriated her because she just hated German music and the language and stuff. And then he would play the whole album and just drink more and more, and I would get to watch that dynamic play out.
Tom
That's kind of a fun memory. Christmas Eve, was she. Was that who. You know how, like, every European hates a certain European the most? Was Germany it for her? Does she hate the Germans?
Christina
No, Russians. The Hungarians hate the Russians because the Russians.
Tom
But did she have any feelings about Germans? Like, she just.
Christina
Well, I mean, I specifically. No, I can't say that. But I think in general, the Germans are known for being kind of stoic, kind of cold, not as fun as other Europeans.
Tom
That's true.
Christina
And their language, to be frank, doesn't sound pretty when it's sung to Christmas songs.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
Cling, cling ling link. It's just not very nice to somebody out there, though.
Tom
They're like, that is my favorite song.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
There was another one called Haiji Boom. That was terrible.
Tom
That was also German.
Christina
That's Hungarian. Yeah, it's terrible. That was terrible.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
Anyway, every Christmas, my whole life, I heard cling lichen cling and haiji boom, Baiji.
Tom
Wow.
Christina
Yeah. Did your mother do any Mexican music for you?
Tom
No, I don't remember that at all. No, I mean, she was the one. Because Americans really do Christmas Day as the Big thing. So she introduced. Hate that some. Something about Christmas Eve. Because that. I think that's kind of Latin too. Just to have, you know, some type of acknowledgment on Christmas Eve. Yeah, we didn't really do that. I don't think we would have done that at all without her.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Wow. Yeah. I hate Christmas.
Tom
We'd go to midnight mass.
Christina
Like it. That's. That's terrible.
Tom
I kind of like that because that meant we had the day off. You know what I mean? So it was like, knock it out. And it wasn't really at midnight. It was just called that. Sometimes it was. But it was an evening mass on the 24th. And then we get home and I think they did the whole thing. You get to do one present on the 24th.
Christina
That's so gay.
Tom
What do you mean?
Christina
That is. First of all, it's so cheap and so communist. What? And because Eastern lockers, everything is at night. It's the 24th that counts. The 25th is just. You go visit people, you get drunk. It's not about Prezis. The Prezis are on the 24th.
Tom
No, no, no.
Christina
Everybody knows that.
Tom
Well, then you didn't have a fucking good Christmas. Because the whole thing is that you wait for Sandy Claus to come down the chimney on the night of the 24th, and on the 25th, you wake up and you're like, holy shit. And you have presents under the tree. That's how we do it here.
Christina
That's not how it happens. Jesuska comes and he gives you the gifts and they ring a bell and you come in.
Tom
No, you need to move to a village. I'm talking about the United States of America. How we do it here, the country.
Christina
That's how I did it growing up. My dad let me open up and my mom Prezis on Christmas Eve, and baby Yezuska brought those gifts for us. And that's how it goes.
Tom
You are completely. Anybody out there who is feeling like maybe today isn't your day, we have a special opening message for you. Okay.
Christina
Send this video to someone that's having a really bad day.
Chevy Chase
Hi.
Christina
I'm sorry you're having a bad day. I hope this helps. This should have been time.
Chevy Chase
Who is Randy?
Tom
Don't bring it.
Christina
What an angel.
Chevy Chase
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tomor and Christina Pit. Welcome to your mom's house.
Christina
No. No.
Chevy Chase
Ow.
Tom
You all right? So, yeah, that was a pretty cool message. If you're having a bad day. That was really nice of her to put that out there.
Christina
What a Christmas angel. I really enjoyed that. Yeah, it did make me feel better. And I didn't see that one coming.
Tom
You didn't see it coming.
Christina
I thought for sure she was going to give us a sweet, innocent girl message.
Tom
Somebody out there loves you and yeah, there's people out there that care. I know. Would have been cool, right?
Christina
It has been fun watching the Internet evolve like this, like into farts. Yeah. Because back when we started covering all this stuff on ymh, which is what this show did originally, we started this of covering the dark side of the force of the Internet. It used to just be dudes doing stuff.
Tom
Chicks do it too.
Christina
Now, like hot, normal looking chicks are doing it.
Tom
There's. Have you noticed too. Have you ever go on threads?
Christina
Oh, occasionally, yeah. I don't like it. It takes me away from the gram.
Tom
I noticed that there's. There's two things I see a lot there. One is like comedians being like, what am I doing right now with comedy? It sucks. And I guess I just see entire engagement people just going back and forth about like selling tickets and like I didn't get into this for the business side. I see like non stop posts like that. And the other one I see are people just talking about their engagement. They're like, my engagement's down this month on this app. And then. But it's higher here.
Christina
And people threads, they're complaining about their traffic on Instagram.
Tom
Yeah, it's like non stop. I'm like, how does this always come up? It's so strange.
Christina
Well, I don't look as much. I don't enjoy Twitter. I just think it is Twitter. Undefeated. Isn't threads the answer? Instagram's answer to Twitter?
Tom
Well, yeah, yeah, I mean it's their.
Christina
It'S their, their whatever their version type of it. Yeah, it's on. Twitter's undefeated because it's got pornography, it's got hate, it's got racism, it's got crazy shit.
Tom
It's fun. It's real fun.
Christina
You're not going to get that on threads.
Tom
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Christina
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Tom
So there's another one.
Christina
Do another, you know what I'm saying, For Christmas. Come on.
Tom
Okay. You know what I'm saying? Check it out.
Christina
You know what I'm saying?
Tom
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Christina
Puff Daddy, you know.
Tom
You haven't finished it yet.
Christina
No, but it got me. It reminded me of these good old days. We used to watch Suge Knight talking about crazy stuff. You know what I mean?
Tom
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Chevy Chase
I'm talking about you feel me?
Tom
I mean. Yeah.
Christina
Made me miss all these that doc.
Tom
You know, I even saw because I was kind of clocking this and then I saw 50 post about it how he was. It was trending number one ahead of the new Stranger Things.
Christina
It's wild.
Tom
So Stranger Things was like Sitting at two for like a week or two while the Diddy doc was ahead of it. And you had to think like, man, like, return on investment, you know, like, yeah, the amount they spend to make Stranger Things is just out of this world.
Christina
I know. And I gotta tell you, I'm not so interested in them right now.
Tom
What's that?
Christina
The Stranger.
Tom
I didn't. I didn't. I haven't seen it.
Christina
I feel like.
Tom
Can I tell you what's amazing, though? Ahead that show. So I saw. I thought that Peacock. I've never watched Peacock. Right. All every one of these major studios, corporations, has a streaming service now, like we always knew would eventually happen.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
And whenever you see it for, like, CBS has one and Peacock, I'm like, who the would watch one of these? You know? What kind of loser watches this? Yeah. Right. It's like reruns.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Tom
You could go watch the Office or whatever any of their original shows have been, and then their new programing, it's always like, what if a bus driver won the lottery? And like, you know, like, that's the. And you're like, who is watching this nonsense? Right. Just like, absolute dog shit when you're like, there's so many good shows out there. Yeah. So I was recommended to watch the Day of the Jackal, which is a series on Peacock. And I was like, all right, I guess so. And I. I guess I didn't have it. So I signed up and I was like, this is a highly recommended. I'm gonna watch it. It's unbelievable. It's so good. It is so, so good. It's. If you want, like, it's really high production. I think they spent a hundred to, like, between 100, 150 million on the season. So the production's, like, top tier, really cinematic. Great writing, great story and. And incredible actors. Yeah. £100 million. 120. Over $120 million on the season. Really good. And it's on. It's on Peacock. And I guess they're. They're making season two right now, but I couldn't recommend it enough. If you haven't seen it, it's really good.
Christina
Well, you've really been deep into it. Every night I fall asleep and you're watching this show.
Tom
That's what I'm a sucker for, is, like, this. It's really. It's really good. So high recommendation. If you want something to watch this holiday break and you, like, you know, a high octane thriller with, like, really great story and acting, I would highly recommend the Day of The Jackal.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Okay. Yeah, I like that actor. He played Stephen Hawkins.
Tom
Eddie Ray. What is it? Eddie Raymond Redmayne.
Christina
Redmane.
Tom
Yeah. Yeah. It's so good, man.
Christina
He's so pretty. He's got such a pretty face. I do love his little face. Look at him. He's so European looking.
Tom
He is.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Tom
He's a real Euro. Looks like he's real UK born guy.
Christina
Can I tell you who else I'm. Has stolen my heart?
Tom
Who?
Christina
And I didn't want them to steal it, but I watched the new Willy Wonka. Timothy Chalamet really has stolen my heart.
Tom
No.
Christina
And he's very European looking too. Like that.
Tom
He's a frog. Yeah.
Christina
I didn't want to like him. I didn't want to like this movie. I was going into it negative, and he just melted my cold ice heart, really. He's talented.
Tom
He's very talented.
Christina
He's good at what he does. He's just as cute as a button. Very fay. He's kind of like a pretty boy, right? Like, he's like a pretty.
Tom
He seems really small. Is he very small?
Christina
He looks tiny. So is the other actor that you like in your Jackal.
Tom
Oh, yeah, he seems. He seems very. Oh, he looks. He's 5 10.
Christina
No. Oh, wow. He looks teeny tiny.
Tom
Eddie Redman. I don't think Eddie's that short, but he. He's very slender.
Christina
Slender, European. Very European build.
Tom
Yeah. So. But he.
Chevy Chase
He.
Tom
This guy's got to weigh 140 pounds.
Christina
No, I know.
Tom
Yeah, he's a really slender guy, but he did a great job.
Christina
I'm into it. You know what I like about shallow, maybe is that he's one of these guys that's like, I'm an artist. And you can tell he's a total. Like, he's an artist. Like, he doesn't. I don't feel like he's got like, cheesy actor vibes where he's like mugging to the camera.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
There's like, you know, does that make sense? He seems like he's really into this shit.
Tom
I think he loves it.
Christina
He's really into.
Tom
I heard him say. I think it was when he was accepting something, he was accepting an award for something. He was like, I want to be great.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
I want to be great at this.
Christina
Yes. I get that impression that he's serious. Like, he's. He's the real deal, man. He's not around. You know who he's banging? Kylie Jenner.
Tom
Yeah, Jenner.
Christina
Which I. I'm a Little shook by that. I gotta be honest, I. I was hoping that Sydney Sweeney, with those great big tits, that. That's the one I would be going for.
Tom
She's got some big cans too.
Christina
Yeah, I mean, look, I like blondes. My thing for him. I wish he could be banging Sydney Sweeney.
Tom
That's what you want?
Christina
He's the IT guy. He could get anybody he wants. If I had to pick, of all the starlets, that's who I'd be banging. If I were Timothy Sydney, who are you going to bang? Kylie Jenner or Sy? Sidney Sweeney.
Tom
Neither one of them is my joint.
Christina
Pretend.
Tom
Oh, okay.
Christina
Pretend you're Timothy Shalom.
Tom
Sydney Sweeney.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
Big cans. You like that?
Tom
I mean, the Jenners. Come on. That's a lot to deal with.
Christina
I'm not into the family. I don't want to deal with it.
Tom
You have to deal with that all the time.
Christina
Too much generational drama you're dealing with.
Tom
With.
Christina
Yeah, it's too much.
Tom
And then you're at the house, a bunch of clowns come over and you're like, what the are we doing here? You know, just non stop. Just a dude. You're at the carnival, basically, you know? You know what I mean?
Christina
They love clowns. They date exclusively dating clowns. Right? It's wild. They all like them.
Tom
It's just there's a red nose on everybody walking into that house. Yeah, I know what you mean, but.
Christina
I heard Courtney broke up with the white guy. The drummer, the rocker.
Tom
I don't know.
Christina
Toby. Toby Maguire? Travis.
Tom
Travis.
Christina
Travis Bickle. She broke up with Travis Bickle? She was married. They have a kid and everything. And now they're splitsville. But I mean, I could have told you that. The guy looks totally unstable. I mean, you're marrying the guy.
Tom
He's cool, dude.
Christina
I'm sure he's cool, but that's a lot of neck tattoo. A lot of head tattooing.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Face.
Tom
So right away you're like, I don't know, your neck and your throat and your head are tatted. I don't know about you. No, he was really nice. I met him at.
Christina
Oh, you did?
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
I'm sure he's lovely. I'm sure he's lovely. I just don't see them together. I never saw that. Like, okay, for instance, you put like a Kat Von D with this guy.
Tom
Oh, yeah, I see.
Christina
And then I go, well, yeah, because.
Tom
You'Re like tats and tats. Yeah, tats and no, tats don't go together.
Christina
You can't do Tats and no, it's.
Tom
A very interesting way of looking at it.
Christina
Kardashian and that guy. No, no, no.
Tom
You know, whoever it is, you need to have a song for your girlfriend. Chinese girlfriend. You took your love away from me.
Christina
And went back to China his girlfriend.
Chevy Chase
Way, way, way, way we'll never be together.
Tom
Yeah, well, don't.
Christina
Stop it. I was just getting into the story.
Tom
That's got to be a real bummer, too, when your Chinese girlfriend goes back to China because then, you know, you're not getting her back.
Christina
She's not coming back. She can't come back.
Tom
She didn't go back to Michigan, you know, she went to Beijing.
Christina
But why didn't he propose like she wanted? And then they could be married.
Tom
This is one of the. This is life. This is how life goes.
Christina
But I like that it's a story I can follow on this song. I get what happened to him and I feel his pain.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Don't you feel sad for him?
Tom
I feel a little sad for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christina
That would bum me out, dude.
Chevy Chase
Yep.
Tom
I know, man. Real quick, just for the new year, going into the holiday here, I just don't want any of you guys to lose any of your situational awareness. So make sure you're staying on top.
Larry
Of, you know, hey, parents, it's extremely important to talk to your kids about situational awareness. And if they see or feel something that's out of place, they got to get out of there. This video is a great demonstration of how this 11 year old girl was paying attention and was able to save herself. She just ran away. So be well, be safe and teach your kids early.
Tom
Teach them to run. That's a really good tip. Thanks, Larry. Larry. Also pointing out some things for our international travelers. A lot of people are traveling internationally this holiday season.
Larry
Hey, everybody, I want you to take a quick look at this video.
Tom
Where is that elevator, Larry? I see the Arabic now.
Larry
I'm not exactly sure where this elevator was. Pretty sure it wasn't in the United States. I did work on elevators for about 20 years.
Chevy Chase
Oh.
Larry
And that situation could have cut somebody in half or taken somebody's head off. This person who was videoing this was very, very lucky. As you can see, the elevator is not going to stop. So when I make safety recommendations, it's coming from a place of experience.
Christina
Okay, let me tell you something. This is idiots. See, this is why I do prefer Eastern European culture sometimes to Americans. Because that danger is built into everyday life in Eastern Europe and you know it. And you're like, I'm not getting into that elevator.
Tom
Yeah, like, you know, I'll say something just from the first frame of that elevator. I would have said, I'm taking the stairs.
Christina
No, no kidding.
Tom
Yeah, but.
Christina
But he has to make a video to tell idiots not to do it. I mean, bro, just follow your heart.
Tom
You need Larry. You need Larry to. That's. That was. That's a good tip, Larry.
Christina
Like, listen, I mean, I don't know. I got this coming.
Larry
You got.
Tom
That's his book. You got the book situated.
Christina
We don't want to get too deep into this.
Tom
What's the rest of it?
Christina
Situational awareness and safe family travel strategies. Let me just wet your beak.
Tom
Oh, just to give me one little taste.
Christina
This is for vehicle safety and situational awareness on the road. This is just the opening quote. Are you ready? Remember, cars are coffins when they aren't moving. That's just the beginning.
Tom
That's a great. I cannot wait to dive into this. Hopefully you guys get your copy and we'll do a full review. And maybe if we're lucky, we'll get Larry in here one day. That'd be fantastic. All right, let's take a quick break, and we'll be right back. What's everybody. I've teamed up with DraftKings sportsbook just in time for you to get in on the action. New customers bet $5 for. For the chance to get 200 bucks in bonus bets if your bet wins. It's Christmas Eve, which means NFL games tomorrow and on Saturday. On top of the usual Sunday slate, NBA's got games basically every day through the holidays. College basketball tournaments are heating up, and hockey never stops. It's the most wonderful time of the year. If you like sports betting with DraftKings, you can participate in live betting right as the game unfolds in front of you. But put money down on player props in game lines, all of it in real time. And if you really want to get crazy with it, take those bonus bets and throw them into a same game parlay. Just sign up using the promo code. Mom, that's M O M. New customers turn five bucks into 200 if your bet wins. Paid in. Bonus bets minimum, minus 500. Odds required. The crown is yours.
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Tom
And we are back and we are so excited. Don't forget, mark your calendars now. A new documentary called I'm Chevy Chase and you're not comes out on CNN on January 1st, New Year's Day. And with us now is the one and only Chevy Chase, everybody.
Chevy Chase
How do you do? Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
Tom
This is so exciting for us. Like a lot of people, we, you know, we've worked in comedy now for a while, but our whole thing is like, you know, the foundation of why you fall in love with comedy is I think when you're a kid, when you're a kid, you know, you're watching movies, you're watching tv and you are a huge reason why we fell in love with comedy.
Chevy Chase
Oh, well, sure, Adri, man, it's, you're just. Thanks a lot. Goodbye now. No, I get it. I Get we.
Tom
I mean, like, there's so many. I mean, you. You. You've done so many. I was thinking today, because I was. I was looking at, like, you know, you're doing so many amazing movies, and I was thinking, like, what's the one that first got me? And I think for me, the thing that I first saw you in, some of you. Some movies you watch, you know, out of Order, was Three Amigos. Three Amigos.
Chevy Chase
For me, that's my favorite.
Tom
Is that really your favorite?
Chevy Chase
Well, yeah, it's with two of my best friends.
Tom
Yeah. And Martin Short and Steve Martin, Marty and Steve.
Chevy Chase
And. Yeah, I mean, I. Well, yeah, that. I think that is my favorite. Even Fletch doesn't. Doesn't quite come up. We were talking about Three Amigos. I love Fletch, too.
Tom
Sure. But Three Amigos. I was wondering, like, when it. You guys.
Chevy Chase
Silly.
Tom
It's so silly. It is so silly.
Chevy Chase
That's the whole point.
Tom
And was it. I mean, you just said that these are two of your good friends. Yeah, but is it a. I mean, you know, comedians are. And comedy actors always trying to, like, get the, you know, the last line in the funniest thing. Was it easy to navigate?
Chevy Chase
Like, it was easy for me.
Tom
Easy for you to navigate those two?
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Tom
Was it? But would you guys have to, like, was there improv a lot in that? Because it feels like it. There was.
Chevy Chase
No, there is. I. I improvise a lot of my movies. So, yeah, I. I think it's important in comedy that people are free to say what they. If they're good.
Tom
If they're good. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
You know, to. To do that.
Tom
And you walked. You worked a lot with John Landis?
Chevy Chase
I'm afraid so. Yes. You're free.
Tom
But would he.
Chevy Chase
Twice. It's not a lot.
Tom
That's not a lot. But did he. Was he somebody who encouraged that kind of thing?
Chevy Chase
I don't remember.
Tom
No.
Chevy Chase
No. It could be John Landis.
Tom
I think so. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Well, it's not like John was a comedic genius. No, he was just John Landis. He hit. He knew where the cameras should be, and he knew what to do and.
Tom
Let you guys take it from there.
Chevy Chase
Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
But was working with your buddies, that was like a thrill. That was fun.
Chevy Chase
Of course. Yeah. Yeah, that's. And most of the things I do are. I have buddies, more or less.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Working with me.
Tom
Sure. Yeah.
Christina
Now, I heard the. The thing you did in vacation where you would go, Russ, that was an improvised thing.
Chevy Chase
That's me.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. I've been doing that since the very, very first one. Oh, there you are. He's always right next to me when I do it. I love that.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I'd start setting it up for the other movies, you know, get them over here, Russ. Oh, there you are. Yeah. Yeah. Different Russes.
Christina
Yeah. You're not afraid to be silly and you're not afraid to be physical.
Chevy Chase
Well, I think all comedy is physical, frankly.
Tom
Really?
Chevy Chase
Yeah. And. And. And, you know, I mean, from the lifting of an eyebrow to, you know, biting the lip to smiling to. To Prattful. Yes, all these things are physical. Yeah. So it has to do with a certain amount of athleticism and timing, and that's kind of how comedy comes about. And you, you know, you have to be open to improvisation and. And. And that's.
Tom
That's my favorite, of course, is improving and doing physical stuff.
Chevy Chase
Sure, sure. Yeah.
Tom
I haven't obviously, seen the docs as it comes out January 1st on CNN, but in the trailer, there is this moment that I wanted to ask you about, because I don't know if it's like sometimes they cut. They cut trailers, and it's a manipulation of what was said, but in the trailer, it says that you. You regretted it was a mistake to leave snl. That's. That's in the trailer of the document.
Chevy Chase
That's such horseshit.
Tom
Okay. That's what I was just saying.
Chevy Chase
No, it isn't.
Tom
Okay. Oh, it isn't horseshit?
Chevy Chase
No, it isn't. I. It wasn't. Well, in retrospect, yeah, I. I've always felt that it was too soon.
Tom
Really?
Chevy Chase
Yeah. I mean, when I left, it had to do with a girl and wanting to marry her and all this stuff, and she wanted me to be in LA and, you know, just junk.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
So, I mean, we were married for about eight months.
Tom
Oh.
Chevy Chase
And that was about it.
Tom
Okay. So in that sense. Yeah. But I mean, obviously it worked out for you, like, leaving.
Chevy Chase
Well, it did, but I still miss it.
Tom
Really?
Chevy Chase
Yeah. I watch it here and there. Not all the time, but I. I missed being that guy who said, live from New York, and. And, you know, just the live aspect, too. Right, of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom
Do you. Do you have any SNL performers that you enjoy watching over the last, you know, however, 20, 30 years?
Chevy Chase
Absolutely not.
Tom
No, no.
Chevy Chase
Screw them. Let me think. No. Name some.
Tom
I don't even know, man.
Chevy Chase
I mean, you see Over. Yeah, you're right.
Christina
Chevy Choice. That was the last one.
Tom
Well, here's. Here's.
Christina
Oh. Kate McKinnon.
Tom
Kate McKinnon.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, she's great.
Tom
She's great.
Chevy Chase
She was good.
Tom
Keenan. He's great.
Chevy Chase
Keenan who?
Tom
Thompson.
Chevy Chase
Oh, Keenan. Yeah, he's good.
Tom
Yeah, he's been there a while.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Yeah, he's okay.
Tom
Okay.
Chevy Chase
I mean, I, I, I don't know. It's hard to.
Tom
No, you're right.
Chevy Chase
I don't know how to answer. They're wonderful, every one of them.
Tom
Okay, there you go. Just a good answer.
Christina
Would you tell me a little bit about Gilda Radner? No, No, I did. I grew up watching you guys as a very.
Chevy Chase
You did not. You're too young for that.
Christina
You're so sweet, but you were the first. You were my first, like, crush on tv, and I was like, I'm gonna marry Chevy Chase.
Chevy Chase
Oh, my God. I'm gonna just.
Christina
I. I mean, look at. Look at.
Tom
Loved, handsome, charming, fun.
Chevy Chase
You know, Gilda was a magic, in my opinion. She just. Her personality seemed to be an improv in itself. Just. She just was ready and. And. Lovely girl. I spent a lot of time with Golda. I think Danny actually went with her for a while. No. Yeah, well, everybody banged her.
Christina
I mean, really.
Chevy Chase
No, that's not true.
Christina
So cool.
Chevy Chase
No, that's outrageous.
Christina
Did you guys all bang on snl? Tell me you can. You can say now.
Chevy Chase
On snl?
Christina
Yeah, like, the cast. Did you guys hook up?
Tom
Hook up? Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I mean, bang on the cat. What. What the hell's happening to you?
Tom
She's got a filthy.
Chevy Chase
I. I said I was kidding, but look at her.
Tom
I know.
Chevy Chase
She's already. Her hair standing on end.
Tom
It's all she thinks about, man. It's ridiculous.
Christina
Well, you guys were young and carefree, and it was fun.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. There's a difference between young and carefree and banging everybody all over the set.
Tom
Thank you for pointing that out.
Christina
You're welcome.
Tom
Jesus, Christina. Oh, look at this. Get it together.
Chevy Chase
Jesus.
Christina
What a face on YouTube.
Chevy Chase
Christina, really?
Christina
I tell you, but you're so. You know what? I really. You're so handsome. Yes, I will say that. But you also masterfully play these kind of masturbate, masturbating characters.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Like, you're also kind of, like, a lovable jerk in a lot of the roles you play.
Chevy Chase
That's so hard to do. Well, Clark Griswold is the jerk.
Christina
Yes.
Chevy Chase
And he's a character I play, so I think you're right. But in. In real life, I'm not lovable. I'm just a jerk. Well, thank you very much.
Christina
That was great.
Tom
That was great. No, I loved it. But wait, the other one. Cuz you worked with Dan, obviously. Spies Like Us.
Christina
I love that one.
Tom
That was another one. Oh my God. That movie I just watched.
Chevy Chase
I love Danny. I mean he. He's the greatest.
Tom
He is great.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Even to now. To now. Well, now he lives in Canada. I don't know what he's escaping, but see like Randy.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Right there in Canada.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
If we go back, we're dead.
Tom
Right.
Chevy Chase
But I don't believe that.
Tom
First they just look. But that movie is. So if it's you.
Chevy Chase
Well, he's the best. I mean it's. It's nice of you to include me in. In a sense because I just think he's so wonderful, Dan. Such a lovable person. Yeah. Great guy.
Tom
Yeah. And my God, like this. The chemistry of you guys in this movie is just fantastic. If you've not seen Spies Like Us, it is such a comedy classic. That's what I wanted to ask you because you really, in a big way laid the foundation for like comedy movies and studios made. They were huge hits and people loved.
Chevy Chase
Do you.
Tom
Do you have like an actual like impression, a thought on why we don't see great studio comedies really released anymore?
Chevy Chase
Well, I don't know why. You don't?
Tom
I don't.
Chevy Chase
And frankly that's insulting of you.
Tom
Really.
Chevy Chase
No. Oh, I understand what you're saying, but you know, I mean, you're asking the guy who loved doing it and misses it, so. Yeah, I don't want to. No, it's just that like put anybody down, I mean, they're. They're good people on. And you know, for me it's what make me laugh.
Tom
Make me laugh.
Chevy Chase
And I'm not an easy laugher. So. It doesn't mean that if you don't make me laugh, you stink. It's just that you're tough. It's got to be a surprise, for one thing.
Tom
Yes.
Chevy Chase
From out of nowhere.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
To get me. Otherwise I can sort of expect it and I know just about everything. Every trick in the book.
Tom
Sure.
Chevy Chase
You know.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
And. And I don't mean to be overly confident about these things, but it's just a fact that I've been around a long time. I'm 82 now, so.
Tom
Amazing.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom
I mean, I feel like there is a thing where. I mean, it's almost like it's. Your answer is that you guys were putting out really funny movies and then something happened in the last. I feel like in the last 15 years where. Studio.
Chevy Chase
That's about right. I don't think I'VE made a movie in 15.
Tom
That's right.
Chevy Chase
There's.
Tom
That's when it stops. When you stopped and then. And there's just. They're not putting out funny stuff, though. Like, they really aren't. There's. There's not a lot of funny movies that come out.
Chevy Chase
Well, that's an opinion, of course, on your part. And I. I know what you're saying. I don't watch a lot, so I can't be totally honest about that. I haven't been to. To a number of movies that have come out.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
When I do turn on the TV and I do see part of Weekend Update or something like that, I laugh.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
But it's really the writing that matters to me. And when I was first hired, it was as a head writer, not as. As an actor. Lauren didn't want me to act, for that matter, just.
Tom
Right.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. He just wanted me to write and. And out of circumstance and tryouts and stuff that everybody had on that show, somehow Lauren picked me too. But basically I wanted to act.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I had just been writing for the Smothers Brothers show, which was a pretty. Pretty good TV show on television.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
And I'm glad I said TV show on television anyway, so you can tell that I'm 82. Yeah. But, yeah, you know, I. I was just starting a little acting on that show, and then Lauren and I met in a line for a midnight showing. A Monica Python's Holy Grail, which, of course, they're the greatest of all. And anything they do, I love, particularly with Eric and John. And I think I met with Lauren the next day at a hotel, the Chateau Marmont, in. In la, where Lauren was staying. We. We didn't really know each other yet, but we spent the whole day together laughing. And he was telling me about this show that he wanted to start called Saturday Night Live.
Tom
That's unreal.
Chevy Chase
And we went on from there. Wow. Started picking the cast and putting it together.
Tom
Yeah. I will say Michael Che and let's.
Chevy Chase
Say that Lauren was the major operator there and picking the casts and all of those.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
You know, I was with them. That's. That's all I care about.
Tom
Yeah, Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I loved him.
Tom
Yeah, of course. But Weekend Update again, which you. Sorry. Like the guys today, I'm saying Colin and Michael Che that I see on there all the time. Super funny guys. They're really funny.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, I think they're funny. Yeah.
Tom
I always see this.
Chevy Chase
Not that funny.
Tom
Okay. They're funny enough.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Tom
Decently funny.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Fairly funny.
Tom
I'm Always fascinated by roles that people maybe turn down. Are there any roles that you turn down that you're like, damn, I shouldn't have turned that down?
Chevy Chase
Well, none that I say, damn, I shouldn't have turned that down.
Tom
But. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
But there have been some that have been very successful, like Forrest Gump, for example. Really? Yeah. No, that was written for me.
Tom
What?
Chevy Chase
Come on. Yeah, That's. But I just didn't think I was the guy who goes, my mother wants something, you know that.
Christina
I think you're right.
Tom
You don't want to do it.
Chevy Chase
Feels right for Tom, but not me. My mother. My mother told me, you're right. You're too smart.
Christina
Like, you're too.
Chevy Chase
I'm too smart.
Christina
Clever. No, you are.
Chevy Chase
But Tommy isn't.
Christina
Yeah. No, he's.
Chevy Chase
He's dumb.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Life is like a box. Good. Good.
Christina
Stupid. Good.
Tom
That is hilarious to picture you.
Chevy Chase
Yes.
Christina
Okay, can I guess? Another improv that I've suspected. Can you. If you could confirm or deny in Fletch. John Coct.
Chevy Chase
You know what? I was just watching the playback of that recently, and it's funny because everybody thinks I said John Cocktosten.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Or Cocktail.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
But if you listen carefully, it's just John Toast Toy. John Cocktoast Toy. What do I. Yeah.
Christina
Life. I've heard John. John Cocktail.
Chevy Chase
John John Cocteau, Soy. Like that. Isn't that funny?
Christina
Just blew my mind, because I've seen that movie a million times.
Chevy Chase
Well, thank you for blowing mine.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
D. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, man.
Christina
John. John. Oh, and then you have to. I. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
Chevy Chase
Had nothing to do with that. It just came up. I'm just standing there watching them all do it, and I thought it was pretty funny.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. But, you know, it's easy.
Tom
I also thought watching that in Spies Like Us because they get these super hot, like, Russian chicks, of course. That I was like, oh, that one.
Chevy Chase
The super hot Russian chicks. There's just one.
Tom
Oh, there's a blonde one.
Christina
That's beautiful.
Chevy Chase
The blonde one is Danny's wife, right?
Christina
That's right. I remember.
Tom
There's not two girls in it.
Christina
There is, but she's a little. She's not.
Chevy Chase
That one on the right.
Christina
She's like the jokey one.
Chevy Chase
It's a Russian one. Oh, okay.
Tom
Yeah, Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I was like, oh, God, what was her name? Vanessa.
Christina
Angel.
Chevy Chase
Vanessa angel, that's right. Yeah.
Tom
Yeah. But, yeah, very pretty. I was like, oh, so, like, funny guys get hot chicks.
Chevy Chase
I know.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I was, too. How come? I'm not that kind. How come? Danny got her and they had a tent.
Tom
That's cool.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. I ended up with Danny's wife. I couldn't do a thing.
Tom
Yeah. Sucks, man. Sometimes it just goes that way.
Chevy Chase
She's lovely, though. They're all beautiful. They're great people.
Tom
That's amazing. Can I ask you. So directors, though, is there any director that you look back on and you go, this guy, there's something about how he directs a comedy that stands out to you that you enjoyed or like, helps.
Chevy Chase
That I worked with.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Oh, geez. I, I think Jeremiah Chec. Who. Whose name doesn't seem to hit you really quickly, but he, he directed Fletch, I believe. Yeah. Among other things. So. But yeah, he, he was great. You know, it's. It's. It's just people who sort of know what you can do. Excuse me. And put you in it. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah.
Christina
It's like you belong here.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, he's totally.
Tom
This is perfect.
Christina
Beverly d'. Angelo.
Chevy Chase
Beverly direct.
Christina
No, no, no. But she.
Chevy Chase
No, no.
Christina
Come on. I saw, I memorized European Vacation.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, Very funny girl.
Christina
Fantastic.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Amy Heckerling directed that one, right? European Vacation.
Chevy Chase
Yes, I think you're right. Yeah. Amy Heckerling, she was terrific.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Did a good job.
Christina
Yeah. Cuz that, that movie seemed like a really high budget comedy. I remember being like, they went to so many.
Chevy Chase
It may well have been. I. I don't know. I mean, the issue with, with directing is put them where. Where the lighting's right. Put them where you've. You've blocked it and let them do their thing. And Amy was that type of director, but so was Michael. And I just forgot Michael's last name. Sagira.
Tom
Yeah. Sakura.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
He was fantastic.
Chevy Chase
It doesn't matter.
Christina
Oh, yeah. Because Eric Idle was in European Vacation.
Chevy Chase
He sure was.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Eric. I love Eric.
Christina
You hit him with your car a few times.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I think you're sort of on there. Yeah, right.
Tom
Yes.
Chevy Chase
Hit him with my car a few times. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, I didn't know what lane to drive in, so what the heck?
Christina
What's the best.
Chevy Chase
No, no, I'm all right, really.
Christina
It's just a flesh.
Chevy Chase
A broke. Just a flesh wound. Yeah.
Christina
Yeah. Okay. Big Ben, Parliament. Was that an improv?
Chevy Chase
Just improv. I just. Yeah, because we couldn't get out of. We couldn't get left. As I remember. I literally couldn't get left. So we were in that situation. Yeah. Literally. Because you could. We couldn't direct traffic there to make the Movie. That was the traffic. And I really was caught in that situation. Look, kids. Big Ben, Parliament. Yeah. By the end, it was just nuts.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
We watched. We've watched these.
Christina
Damn it.
Tom
So many times.
Christina
I know.
Chevy Chase
I mean, that's very nice of you. Thank you.
Tom
No, I mean, like. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, it's. To me, it's the same. Watching you in these movies growing up especially is. I look at it the same way as, like, I looked at, like, sports heroes. You know what I mean?
Chevy Chase
Like.
Tom
Like. I'm serious. I really did. Because, like, it's.
Chevy Chase
It.
Tom
No, because, like, you know, I would watch Michael Jordan and Bo Jackson. You're like, oh, my God, look at these guys. And then you're the same thing to me.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Michael and I are about the same.
Tom
Yeah, you guys are the same.
Chevy Chase
Mike Jordan and me.
Tom
I think so.
Chevy Chase
I like to call him Mikey.
Tom
Mikey.
Chevy Chase
Mikey Jordan.
Tom
Mikey. I'm sure he would take that from you. You're Chevy Chase. Say whatever the you want.
Chevy Chase
I know. You know what? He was a little bit like that.
Tom
Really?
Chevy Chase
With me. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
Of course he admired you.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. It was strange.
Tom
Really?
Chevy Chase
Of course. How could you admire me and not be amazed that it's Michael Jordan? You know, so is that those things I love.
Tom
If you've obviously met, like, so many holy level, very famous people, somebody like that stand out to you as, like.
Chevy Chase
Well, a president, for instance. Stands out.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Bill Clinton and I got very close.
Tom
Really?
Chevy Chase
But Gerald Ford, for instance.
Christina
Oh, yeah.
Chevy Chase
What a lovely experience that was, actually. I. I was just raking him over the clothes every. Every week and. And loving it. Because I'm a Democrat, he was a Republican, basically. That was the deal. And. But he was so sweet and invited me to the White House and to stay overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom and all of that.
Christina
Nowhere. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. I mean that. You meet some pretty terrific people in this business, and. And he was one. I mean, he was a terrible president, so there's no.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
As far as I'm concerned. But otherwise. Otherwise, everything.
Christina
Yeah, you. You really. Yeah. You really went hard on him.
Chevy Chase
I lambasted him.
Christina
That was good.
Tom
How was that? What was it like, though, staying at the White. Is that, like, a pretty crazy experience?
Chevy Chase
Yeah, we've done that. Yeah. It's. It's a. It's a big White House.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I don't know. Got all these huge rooms.
Christina
Yeah. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
How about that? Knocking down half of the White House to build a ballroom for.
Christina
Yeah. That's bizarre. Why the sleepover? Why. Why do you think they wanted you to do the sleepover at the White House.
Chevy Chase
Well, they all like to sleep with me. I don't know.
Larry
What do you mean?
Christina
I knew it. I knew it. Why the slumber party?
Chevy Chase
I think it's a big deal to anybody going there.
Christina
Yeah. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
That. To wake up in the morning in the Lincoln Bedroom.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
With, you know, bacon.
Christina
Yeah. Did you have a butler and stuff? Like, did they bring you.
Chevy Chase
I bring my own butler.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
That's smart, you know, Efficient.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Now, you. You spent the night there when Gerald Ford was in office, and then in the morning, did you guys, like, see each other in your jammies, like in the hallway?
Chevy Chase
No, but we did. I did see him, and he almost fell over once, and I had to save his life. Very funny.
Liberty Mutual Announcer
Really?
Chevy Chase
Yeah. He had to give the secretary. I have to do this thing at his. His little. What do you call it? Podium, whatever. And. And he started falling, and I had reached out and grabbed him. Nothing like he was unable to do. But he's just one of those people who fell down airplane steps.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
And what a great person. Yeah. To have as president.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Don't you wish Trump would fold out a few. Geez.
Tom
It's coming. Yeah, it's coming.
Chevy Chase
He'll never come up to good old Jerry. Yeah.
Tom
Now, I think he's gonna fall pretty soon.
Chevy Chase
Some kind of way.
Tom
Some kind of way.
Chevy Chase
Well, we don't know. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
I don't think it's going to end well.
Christina
No.
Chevy Chase
Okay, guys, I don't want to be a part of that.
Tom
Ah, the. Do you have any stories? Because I have to ask about Carlin or Prior.
Chevy Chase
Who?
Tom
George Carlin. Richard Pryor.
Chevy Chase
Well, Richard, obviously.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
George was our first. I think it was he our first ever.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Host of the show.
Chevy Chase
I thought he was funny, but nobody could touch Richard Pryor. I mean, he was the best.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
And Richard and I got along famously. We would. We wrote that thing where I said all the bad words. Yeah. Jungle bunny and things like that. The two of us did that. Wrote it and he just played it so well.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Oh, fay. You know, say. And then he. Didn't he say. What did he say? That was the last one. He said, dead honk, honky, honky, honky. Dead honking. Yeah. That's just beautiful stuff.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
He was so good.
Tom
Legendary sketch.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. I loved it. Yeah.
Tom
That's so great, man.
Chevy Chase
Well, it was a lot of fun to do that and to be able to do it with somebody who's. First of all, who's black to begin with. And. And, and to end with. But in. In front of a huge national audience. Yeah, yeah. And come up with stuff like that and. And get great accolades for it and stuff. It was great.
Tom
I imagine, too, that because of the way television has evolved and like, the fact that you can watch so many different things now, the viewership of the show when you were on there had to have been, like, crazy back in the.
Chevy Chase
A little bit.
Tom
Right. It had to be.
Chevy Chase
Well, wasn't it the beginning of drugs and pretty. I mean, 1980, 82 in that area.
Tom
Yeah. But there also wasn't 500 beginning.
Chevy Chase
No, no, it wasn't.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
But, yeah, it was a time of amazingness.
Tom
Yeah, I'm glad.
Chevy Chase
I could say that. A time of amazingness.
Christina
But he's right, because millions of people would watch Saturday Night.
Chevy Chase
Sure. Yeah.
Christina
And it's like, I imagine your life went bananas overnight. Like.
Chevy Chase
No, no, no. There were situations where I had to have a bodyguard or whatever, but for the most part, there was one. One situation where I was a little bit taken aback because I'd. I'd go to work. I come back like at two in the morning in my apartment and to my apartment building. And I went in around two and the doorman said, There's a package for you, Mr. Chase. So I saw that there was a package waiting outside the elevator right there in the. But I thought, you know what? There have been threats recently. And I just assumed somebody came in and to check it out. Like, how about the bomb squad? That would be good. And the bomb squad came and the. The bomb squad came in and they. They sort of perused it and looked at it. And then one of them went up and kicked it.
Christina
No.
Chevy Chase
And backed off like this.
Tom
Jesus.
Chevy Chase
What if it exploded? Yeah, you wouldn't see him again.
Tom
Is that how you guys test bombs?
Chevy Chase
That's, that's, that's. That's my. What was my thought exactly? Oh, so that's what you do. You just kick it. But yeah, so that was a pretty funny experience. Of course, it ended up being. I had just had a cold and it ended up being vegetable soup for me.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
From some fan.
Tom
But thanks for mailing that.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Tom
That's really cool. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
I don't know if it was just dropped off or what thought.
Tom
I know.
Christina
And also, like, would you eat, like, soup just left by a st. No, I wouldn't eat anything. No. I don't need anything people give me.
Tom
No.
Chevy Chase
Yes, you do. Anyway, you ever get a really good.
Tom
Gift from a fan? You ever gotten anything really cool. That you like. From a fan.
Chevy Chase
From a fan? Yeah, you know, cold hard cash. Yeah. I don't know. No, I'm trying to think. How about when you. Pajamas. We.
Tom
Nice.
Chevy Chase
No, we sold the pajamas. That's not true.
Tom
Oh, that's okay. Nice pair of pajamas.
Chevy Chase
One thing that I did take, you know, they take props and stars.
Tom
Yeah, yeah.
Chevy Chase
Every. Every star takes a prop from this film.
Tom
You take PJs. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
So I took the. The dinosaur pajamas from vacation.
Tom
Oh, that's awesome.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, we have. We still have those.
Tom
What is when you first became six. Oh, that's awesome.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
When you first became successful, like, you're like, okay, I. I've made it. What is the dumbest shit you've bought? Have you ever bought something really stupid?
Chevy Chase
Dumbest what you've bought. That I bought.
Tom
Yeah, you know, you got money all of a sudden. Did you buy anything ridiculous?
Chevy Chase
I can't remember. Honestly. There was that dog charger. No, just like a wolf made it or something. A wolf coat. How did you know? Loves wolf jacket.
Christina
Can they even.
Chevy Chase
Do you like wolf trinkets? I love them.
Tom
They're my favorite.
Chevy Chase
I should have gotten a wolf coat, brought it in. I can't remember. It's been a long time, though. Yeah, like 50 years.
Tom
Yeah, that's a long time.
Christina
So wait, was the Smothers Brothers your first writing gig?
Chevy Chase
No.
Christina
What. What. What was your first.
Chevy Chase
Pbs. I wrote for the. The Something Time machine on PBS or Channel 13, New York. The great American Dream Machine. It was called. That show I wrote for a few smaller issues. And it just builds up over, you know, they get. You get a. A name for your writing a little bit, which is nice. Yeah, that's what I cared about.
Tom
Yeah.
Christina
Funny Farm. I love funny lamb fries.
Chevy Chase
Lamb fries. I didn't write lamb fries, but I love it, the idea of it. Yeah.
Tom
Funny farm.
Christina
Yeah, that was a great one.
Chevy Chase
Sheep testicles.
Tom
Yes.
Chevy Chase
Jesus.
Tom
I think that even learning that I thought was such a funny. Like, I've never heard anything like that, you know?
Christina
No, neither. Neither did I. Or that a guy would eat them.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Knowing I would. Yeah, she's. Well, if they're cooked.
Christina
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
You know, properly cooked.
Tom
Properly cooked, they're fine.
Christina
Yeah, your face too, when you eat that last one. And like, you're so proud of yourself.
Chevy Chase
You know, I ended up doing a lot in my movies. Yeah. I was just noticing that. The way they play now, spitting out the. Oh, God, the dog peed all over the.
Christina
Everybody, sandwiches.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Vacation sandwich. Yeah, Vacation. Yeah.
Christina
Oh, my God. My favorite one is when you go, real tomato ketchup, Eddie.
Chevy Chase
Oh, yeah, yeah. Real tomato catcher, Betty. Nothing but the best, Clark. How about that? I love that character. Yeah, he's the best Cousin Eddie.
Tom
Amazing.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
He's got a lip fungus. Hasn't been identified yet.
Tom
And when he gives them the shoes.
Chevy Chase
Better not, Clark. He's got a lip hook. This had been identified. Well, that, that just sort of started with the first movie, and then it just went on. Every time we had something, it'd be, that's so.
Christina
Oh, yeah. And then he gives you those shoes.
Tom
The shoes. I saw the way you're looking at mine.
Chevy Chase
What was that one when he gives.
Tom
You his shitty shoes and then you're like, thanks. He's like, that's the other way you were looking at mine.
Chevy Chase
Like you admire the way you were admiring my shoes.
Tom
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chevy Chase
I'm sorry. I had a little bit of a cold.
Christina
Such a. Thank you. I know. I have, I had the flu.
Chevy Chase
You have hiv. Oh. Thanks a lot for talking to me.
Christina
You got it. It's, it's gone.
Chevy Chase
I had it, too.
Christina
You did? Yeah.
Tom
How did, Can I ask, how did the, the documentary come about? Like, when, when did this, like, start becoming a thing that you were gonna to do? The, the, the doc that comes out? January 1st? I'm sure, Jason, you're not.
Chevy Chase
Well, it was CNN that came up with it.
Tom
They came up with it.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. They. Yeah.
Tom
And it's just like a whole recap of, of your.
Chevy Chase
I, I, I, I don't really know how to describe it. It, it does recap a lot of, of from the beginning of the. To now.
Tom
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Of things that I did. I haven't really looked at it carefully, but it's, it's good. Yeah, one, one should watch it if one cares.
Tom
Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna watch it.
Chevy Chase
Of course you care.
Tom
Yeah, of course I care.
Chevy Chase
Yes.
Tom
Can I ask you so for the, in the. Because when you make movies, where are.
Chevy Chase
You looking when you're talking to me?
Tom
I looked at the screen to see something. I looked at that screen for a second. I have looked at you.
Chevy Chase
Okay, okay, okay.
Tom
I have looked at you. I just glided over.
Christina
He does the same thing to me. Oh, that's disrespectful.
Chevy Chase
You have a camera coming from there, don't you? You cheating. No, it's up here.
Tom
I just looked and then I looked over here. Okay, so when you are making these movies, do you ever have the thing. I imagine that when you're making them, you don't know how this is going to turn out. How's it going to go? So was any of the hits ever a huge surprise to you? Were you ever like. Well, we made one, you know, I hope it's good. Was it ever a surprise?
Chevy Chase
Well, there haven't been many hits that I've ever. That I've made, so they're all a surprise anyway. Any one of them. I'll take it. Okay. But. And that's the real answer. I mean, of course I'm surprised. You know, the. The Christmas vacation one that we go around and. And show and then I appear and talk. That one just seems to have lasted over 39 years, I think, last 40 years.
Tom
It's incredible.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. And so people like that. And I like it too. Yeah, it was a good movie.
Christina
Juliet Lewis is in it.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Juliet's the best love. She was my favorite. Audrey.
Christina
Yes.
Chevy Chase
Oh, yeah. I mean, nothing against the other Audrey's of. Juliet just has that.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
You know, that look of just sure thing the whole way through. It's excellent acting.
Tom
Excellent.
Chevy Chase
And then my favorite. My favorite, Rusty was really Anthony Michael hall from the first one. Yeah. Because he was nine years old. And it just all fit good.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Incredible casting.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, yeah, it's good. Good stuff. Yeah.
Tom
Really good stuff.
Christina
God damn it.
Tom
Really good.
Christina
Christy Brinkley, Chrissy.
Chevy Chase
Good that there's good casting. Yeah. Bam. I mean, Chrissy, beautiful, good friend of mine and Janie's and very sweet, normal girl that hardly get a sense that she was one of the supermodels of all time, but she was that.
Tom
That scene in the car. Oh, my God, it's so great.
Chevy Chase
I know. Yeah. She's.
Tom
You, like, feeling yourself and then having to, like, look over.
Chevy Chase
Oh, yeah, right, sure.
Tom
It's so well done.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
It's so well done.
Chevy Chase
Yeah.
Christina
Can I talk one more scene with you from European Vacation?
Chevy Chase
Yeah, sure.
Christina
When you take your wife out for French culture, what's that? You guys are in the bar and you're like watching the strippers and you're doing this. What am I doing? You're dancing. You're doing this.
Tom
You're dancing as you watch them.
Christina
And then Rusty. I don't remember there with a hooker. No. Really? Rusty's behind you and he's with a hooker. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Oh, I think I sort of remember.
Christina
She goes, look over there, over there. And you're like, what? Just a kid with a hooker. And then it's Rusty.
Tom
It's just a kid with a hooker.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
So good. I don't remember that.
Christina
Yeah.
Chevy Chase
You're dancing.
Christina
I'll never forget here.
Chevy Chase
What's my take when I see Rusty?
Christina
You're.
Chevy Chase
Well, at first I do a big take or no.
Christina
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're going to. You go over there and you kill them, you know.
Chevy Chase
Yeah, yeah. Well, thanks for giving it away.
Christina
You got it.
Tom
Also want to promote that you have one date left as of the premiere of. Of this episode, An Evening with Chevy Chase. Your. The tour that you've been on. The Last date is December 29th in Richmond, Virginia. You can buy tickets@officialchevichase.com I just want to remind people of that.
Chevy Chase
Thank you.
Tom
In the Richmond, Virginia area.
Chevy Chase
That's true.
Tom
Do go to the show December 29th. December 29th. Yeah.
Chevy Chase
Are you going to come to the show?
Tom
I would love to come to the show.
Chevy Chase
Well, you're both invited if you have the time. Okay.
Tom
Concert hall.
Chevy Chase
Of course. You have great. You'll have great seats.
Christina
Oh, my God, that'd be awesome.
Tom
Thank you so much.
Chevy Chase
No problem.
Tom
And then of course, a reminder to Everybody that on January 1st, you can watch I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. The new documentary that is on CNN that tells the. It recaps the whole story of like my life. Yeah, your life. And incredible. The trailer is amazing. I can't wait to see it. It's gonna recap how you, I assume, got into show business and. Yeah, yeah. 50 year career, which is incredible. Yeah, it's amazing, man.
Chevy Chase
Yeah. Thank you.
Tom
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Christina
Thanks for making all those movies.
Chevy Chase
It's great to meet both of you.
Tom
Nice to meet you too.
Chevy Chase
You're been so flattering. I. I'm gonna. I'm not gonna live it down.
Tom
No, it's, it's. I mean, you really like. We fell in love with comedy and you're a big reason why, man.
Chevy Chase
For real. That's very nice.
Tom
Very nice.
Chevy Chase
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Tom
Thank you for coming in today.
Chevy Chase
We appreciate you very much. You're both very welcome. Thanks for having me.
Tom
We'll see you guys next week. Thank you.
Christina
Bye, Mommy.
Chevy Chase
Hello.
Christina
Hey, buddy.
Chevy Chase
Just laying there watching an afternoon TV show.
Tom
I. I had a. I had a.
Chevy Chase
Squirter in bed and got on the. The bed spread, thought I was farting and it kind of came blasting out.
Tom
So I got it on the bed.
Chevy Chase
Spread and I had to wash the bed spread. I mean, it's spotty, you know, Wasn't tons, but was spotty now. Just a miscalculation on my part.
Date: December 24, 2025
Hosts: Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Guest: Chevy Chase
Studio: YMH Studios
In this special Christmas episode, comedians and hosts Christina P. and Tom Segura welcome legendary comedy icon Chevy Chase to "Your Mom's House." The discussion flows through holiday memories, favorite Christmas traditions, reflections on classic comedy films, behind-the-scenes stories from Chevy’s storied career, and deeper insights into comedy itself. Along the way, the tone is irreverent and playful—with plenty of candid moments, nostalgia, and absurdity. The episode also celebrates the release of the new CNN documentary "I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not" (premiering January 1st), and gives devoted fans a firsthand look at the man behind the myth.
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The hosts reflect on the evolution of internet humor, noting an uptick in women participating in gross-out or absurd content.
Tom comments on trends he sees on Threads (Instagram’s Twitter competitor): comedians complaining about the business and people obsessing about their post engagement.
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The episode is a true holiday treat for comedy fans—rich in behind-the-scenes tales, earnest reflection on comedy’s craft, and uproarious asides. Chevy Chase not only entertains with anecdotes and sharp responses but also provides genuine insights into the art and soul of making people laugh, wrapping up with reminders of his lasting legacy and ongoing projects.