Your Mom’s House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Episode 829: “Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg”
Release Date: September 24, 2025
Guest: Ian Bagg

Overview

In this raucous, freewheeling episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky (“the Mommies”) welcome old friend, legendary crowdwork comedian, and “our favorite Canadian,” Ian Bagg. The conversation is a rollicking mix of stand-up nostalgia, absurd internet clips, and classic YMH filthy humor. From reminiscing about comedy tours in South Africa to critiquing American prudishness, analyzing TikTok weirdos, and discussing Rosh Hashanah, nothing is off-limits. The episode savors inside jokes, “cool guy” videos, and the enduring camaraderie of comics, all delivered in YMH’s signature irreverent style.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Family & Old School Reminiscence

Timestamp: 45:24–55:56

• Ian Bagg’s visit reunites three stand-up veterans who share war stories, including a memorable comedy tour through South Africa after apartheid.
• Hilarious retellings of being the “token white” at local clubs, getting handed “Blacks Only” T-shirts, and almost being robbed.
• The crew celebrates the unique pecking order and camaraderie among comedians, noting that comics know who "kills" and who is intimidating to follow on stage.
  • Tom to Ian: “If you go, who do you not want to follow? You would be always in my top…” [58:08]

2. Rosh Hashanah, Holidays & Cultural Backgrounds

Timestamp: 03:29–06:32

• Discussion on how little they do for Jewish holidays.
  • Ian: “I’ll say happy New Year if I see a Jew and that’s about it…we would do nothing.” [04:40–05:09]
• Chitchat about Filipino holiday customs, poverty in the Philippines, and immigrant upbringings.
  • Christina: “My family lives below the poverty line there...the live-in maid is my aunt that’s deaf and mute and she sleeps in the backyard. Told you.” [06:32–06:51]
• Hilariously bleak stories about food in communist Hungary and the Republic of Georgia (e.g., eating spaghetti with ketchup, eating flower petals).
  • Christina: “I ordered spaghetti in 1990 or whatever, and they brought me pasta with ketchup on it.” [07:41]

3. Social Media Oddities & “Cool Guys”

Timestamp: 09:24–24:26

• The Mommies riff on their favorite TikTok “cool guys” and videos where people address messages to a specific person in public (e.g. “Jennifer, I hope you get this video…”).
• Ian: “What’s interesting is that this is for Jennifer, but everybody gets to see it. That’s why I think it’s cool.” [15:33]
• Christina launches her lipstick line and discusses her new “influencer” – a TikTok lady whose singular selling point is only sleeping with one man.
  • Christina: “She’s my first official TikTok influencer...She specifies, ‘I’ve only had one D in me.’” [10:11, 11:53]

4. “Nobody Cares!” – Relationship Etiquette and Insults

Timestamp: 20:02–24:50

• Audience email sparks a ferocious debate: Is telling your spouse “nobody cares” to their story rude or justified?
  • Tom: “It’s one of the most dismissive and rude things that somebody can say. It’s really rude, right?” [20:57]
  • Christina: “If a heckler did that, you would punch him in the stupid face, right?” [24:26]
• Varied discussion about marital boundaries and comedic etiquette.

5. Art, Nudity, and American Prudery

Timestamp: 17:31–19:54

• Christina is selling nude art of Tom for $1,000, riffing on how Americans are prudish about nudity compared to Europeans.
  • Christina: “Is Michelangelo’s David lewd? Lurid? No, it’s art.” [18:29]
  • Tom: “This is such an American outrage. Is there a hint of nudity? What if somebody sees it?” [18:35]

6. Grief, Dads & Vulnerability – The Steve Harvey Monologue

Timestamp: 37:43–42:12

• Tom shares a moving Steve Harvey video about losing his father, sparking reflections on parental love.
  • Steve Harvey (clip): "When a man's father dies, he realizes that the one man who truly wanted him to be better than him is gone..." [38:21]
  • Tom: “[My dad] was the only person I would basically call about anything.” [41:56]
• Christina warmly tells Tom she’s proud of him, acknowledging how it’s not the same but still matters.

7. Video Clip Reviews: Wild Internet Content

Running Thread throughout; see especially 45:01–115:12

• The crew watches and reacts to a grab-bag of chaotic or bizarre internet videos—classic YMH territory.
  • Will Blunderfield (BC’s own, per Ian) is featured drinking urine, promoting prostate massages, and claiming spiritual enlightenment.
    • Ian: “I feel like my prostate’s doing better since sitting in the chair [Will sat in].” [69:40]
    • Tom: “I did, like, reluctantly get pretty hard, and I was kind of pissed.” [69:54]
  • Absurd TikTok “freaks,” prison pen-pal reveals, public shaming, and cringe BDSM “aftercare” roleplay.

8. Marginalized Communities, Polyamory & Relationship “Advice”

Timestamp: 95:53–110:50

• Christina showcases her TikTok “curations,” focusing on marginalized/weird communities.
• They mock videos rationalizing polyamory and intricate BDSM “aftercare” talk.
  • Christina: “It’s these really detailed videos about being polyamorous and how to…rationalize it. She knows that like, this shouldn’t feel good, so I have to rationalize.” [110:03]

9. Neurological Humor, Bathroom Confessions, and Ending

• As always, fart jokes, talk about pooping in public, and the long-awaited return of the “Fart Mic” for maximum flatulence comedy. [117:34–118:55]
• Closing with genuine affection and gratitude between Tom, Christina, and Ian, celebrating years of friendship and comedy.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “Nobody Cares”:
  • Tom: “If you’re just having a good old time… and someone goes, ‘nobody cares,’ I think it’s like, one of the most dismissive and rude things that somebody can say.” [20:57]
• On public nudity and prudery:
  • Christina: “Why are Americans so uptight about dick? …Germans, always naked. They love it.” [19:39]
• Ian Bagg on Comedy Style:
  • “I just kind of shut down so I can have it for there [the stage]…It’s me in concentrate on stage.” [55:04]
  • Tom: “You really are a savant up there.” [60:12]
• Steve Harvey, on Dads:
  • Steve Harvey (clip): “Your father is the only man that has ever wanted you to be better than him…When he dies, you realize…the only person who said they were proud of me isn’t there anymore.” [38:21]
• On Ancient Warrior “Wellness”:
  • Tom: “Did you know that it’s gay to not eat your friend’s ass?” [71:47]
  • Christina: “Have you even cupped your friend’s balls?” [72:01]
• On Internet “Cool Guys”:
  • Ian: “Old jizz face.” [72:34]
• Christina’s lipstick influencer:
  • “She’s my first official TikTok influencer…She specifies, ‘I’ve only had one D in me.’” [11:53]

Ian Bagg – Where to Find Him

• Currently on his “Einstitutionalized Tour” – tickets at ianbagg.com
• Podcast: Husky Boys (with Robert Oberst)

Important Timestamps

| Segment | Topic | Timestamp | |---------|-------|-----------| | Show intro, heritage jokes, guest intro | [00:53]–[03:08] | | Rosh Hashanah and Filipino family talk | [03:29]–[06:32] | | Life in post-communist countries | [07:41] | | TikTok influencer & lipstick ad | [09:24]–[12:04] | | Social media as public confessional | [15:33] | | “Nobody cares!” marital debate | [20:02]–[24:50] | | Prudery and art/nudity sales | [17:31]–[19:54] | | Vulnerable Steve Harvey dad moment | [37:43]–[42:12] | | Ian Bagg nostalgia & comedy recollections | [45:24]–[55:56] | | “Cool guys,” Will Blunderfield urine therapy | [64:41]–[69:49] | | TikTok freaks, Bizarre polyamory advice | [95:53]–[110:50] | | BDSM “aftercare” parody, end-of-show love | [112:27]–[117:00] | | Fart mic finale | [117:31]–[118:55] |

Tone & Language

• Tone: Irreverent, filthy, affectionate, and darkly honest
• Language: Adult, profane, full of inside jokes and “YMH” (Your Mom’s House) lingo
• Attribution: Quotes and bits consistently credited to the host/guest by name and timestamp

Why Listen?

If you love genuine camaraderie, absurd comedy, and a “nothing is sacred” approach to podcasting, this episode is classic YMH: a wild ride through nostalgia, scatology, dodgy internet subcultures, and the unfiltered bonds between comics. Ian Bagg’s appearance injects a giddy, nostalgic spark, showing why "the Mommies" and their friends remain top-tier in the podcast/comedy world.