Your Mom’s House Ep. 846: Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez

Date: February 11, 2026
Hosts: Christina Pazsitzky, Tom Segura (absent this episode)
Guest: Luis J. Gomez

Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode delves into the wild world of Skankfest—the infamous comedy festival created by Luis J. Gomez. Christina takes the reins solo (Tom is filming "Bad Thoughts 2") and welcomes Luis for a hilariously candid, raunchy, and revealing conversation. Topics bounce from jaw-dropping festival tales and childhood scars to jail etiquette, sex kinks, hustle mentality, and plenty of “dude” advice and life hacks. The tone is chaotic, crude, and warm—exactly why fans tune in.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Meeting of Kindred Spirits [00:11–01:01]

• Christina hypes Luis as the founder of Skankfest.
• Luis: “I think we’re seeing the world from a very similar lens.” (01:01)
• Christina: “I am the creator of showing videos of guys shitting on French fries ... so I feel you and I are kindred spirits.” (00:49)

2. Festival Horror Stories & Kink Talk [01:01–06:35]

• Ari Shaffir’s infamous Skankfest moment:
  • “Ari was completely naked. … he was playing with his own shit.” (01:14)
  • “He almost got us in a lot of trouble.” (01:46)
• Christina probes: “How does one relax enough to take a shit in front of a large group of people?” (02:09)
• Luis lobs back: “You’re a beautiful woman … is that shit I’m drinking?” (02:35)
• Watching the ‘poutine fries’ video:
  • Reactions range from disgust (“Oh, he’s got a huge dick.” 03:38), to:
  • “That looked like AI the way that came out.” (04:12)
• On the internet’s darkest corners:
  • “If there’s a guy making a video, there’s a guy jerking off to the video.” – Christina (05:18)
  • “Big J loves to watch shit videos ... Like, he’ll be like … he could reference them like it’s old movies, so maybe he does jack off to shit videos.” – Luis (05:45)
• Easy money in adult content:
  • “If my career died tomorrow … Feet. Feet farting. Easiest money in the world.” – Christina (06:06)
  • “You just show your tits.” – Luis (06:16)
  • Nickname birthed: “Old Shitty Tits” (06:37)

3. Cringe Social Encounters: Cold Calling & Criminal Records [07:52–14:22]

• They attempt to call a Nebraska man from a deranged Facebook video.
  • Christina, roleplaying: “Hi, my name is Tracy, and I’m a Facebook lady.” (11:49)
• Luis describes a common ‘cartel’ hooker scam:
  • “If you call around and try to get a hooker … you’ll get a text message: ‘This is Carlos from the cartel in Mexico. You wasted my girl’s time, we’re going to fucking come and kill you now if you don’t pay us $2,000.’” (08:33)

4. Arrest Stories: Menacing, Harassment, and Jailhouse Etiquette [15:36–31:16]

• Luis details multiple minor weed arrests; main focus is a menacing/harassment charge after a falling-out with a law student roommate.
  • “He took the air conditioner out of my window. … I started cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush and jerking off in his shampoo bottle.” (19:08)
  • “If you touch this cable box, I’m gonna fucking murder you.” (23:46)
• Bobby Kelly (comedian) warns: “You’re gonna get arrested, dude.” – Luis, before the confrontation (21:03)
• “Lawyer vs Puerto Rican, you’re never winning that argument.” (24:06)
• Hot tips: If you have a lawyer, “they move you to the head … I would have been there four or five days … charges got dropped.” (25:07)
• Jail culture:
  • Toilet is in the center. “You’re supposed to flush it as it comes out.” (29:10)
  • “First time you’re like what the fuck’s going on, is my life over? By the sixth or seventh time, it’s whatever.” (30:46)
  • Some camaraderie among repeat offenders, “You joke around. You could buy weed, buy cigarettes.” (30:53)

5. Sexual Boundaries, Kinks, & Changing Tastes [31:39–38:15]

• Christina on not touching Tom’s butthole:
  • “He’s large and hairy … it’s so hot and steamy in there.” (33:08)
  • Luis: “I never noticed a lot of heat coming off a woman’s asshole ... I think it’s just men.” (33:35)
• Both admit to boundaries ("I’ve never fingered my own... That’d be crazy. That would be gay.” – Luis, 34:00)
• They watch a video of a disabled woman and joke about diaper changing as kink content.
  • “There’s no man ... doing that out of the kindness of his heart.” – Christina (37:24)
  • Luis: “If a girl has any deformities ... it ain’t happening. We can’t create some fucked up babies.” (38:02)
• Puke phobias:
  • “I had a girl puke on my dick recently.” – Luis (38:45)
  • Christina: “I have a phobia. I’ve been to, like, doctors to try to get over it.” (40:23)

6. Roommates, Potheads, and Drug Cultures [42:28–48:51]

• Hasidic Jews, gypsy scamming stories, and roommate fights (“He tried to break my finger.” 71:31)
• Pothead culture:
  • “I haven’t smoked since Christmas. ... When I take breaks, I get in great shape ... I get business done.” – Luis (44:29)
  • Christina: “I don’t like their fucking stupid posters … it's just ugly.” (45:23)

7. Terminal Illness, Drugs, and Heroin Chat [48:12–50:09]

• “If I find out I’m terminally ill, that’s the first thing I’m doing [heroin].” (48:08)
• Luis references Kurt Metzger’s joke about trying heroin instead of suicide. (48:26)
• Christina: “They gave me Dilaudid ... it’s the best feeling in the world.” (49:20)
• Kratom as a topic and sponsor: “The reason people use Kratom is to get off of opioids ... better than doing heroin every day. But people who do recreational kratom ... have green teeth.” (49:40)

8. Skankfest Culture & Unique Vibe [50:09–56:23]

• Wild events:
  • Fights, naked roasts, acid trips, Molly, ketamine, weed tent, Ferris wheel.
  • “Fans fighting, comedians fighting each other ... naked roast.” (50:43)
  • “No cameras ... our audience is very educated. If somebody heckles, everyone’s like, ‘yo, shut the fuck up.’” (52:08)
• Comics come for the experience, not the money. “Not a single person took a video of Louis CK.” (52:38)
• “It’s different. It’s their vacation.” (59:50)

9. Parenting, Legacy, and Motivation [57:20–61:05]

• Luis reflects on being a dad:
  • “It’s the thing I do best.” (57:22)
  • “I kind of wish I didn’t not give my son the full experience... a little sister, a little brother.” (58:41)
• Christina and Luis agree life without kids gets “masturbatory ... very depressing.” (58:56)
• “I’m looking at death in the next 30-40 years ... not depressing, because I'm gonna leave my son...legacy will live on through my kid.” (59:06)

10. Origin Story: Skankfest, Heavy Metal Cruises, the DIY Mentality [61:06–67:16]

• Luis on the cruise inspiration for Skankfest (“You're eating lunch with them ... it's a different experience... we took that to land.” 62:04)
• Importance of community, accessibility to comics, and self-starting.
• “The industry never latches on. ... so I had to start everything myself ... festival, tour management, podcast network, coffee brand.” (65:41)
• “Do it your fucking self.” – Christina (66:28)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Performance Kinks

“If there’s a guy making a video, there’s a guy jerking off to the video.”
— Christina, [05:18]

On Prison Toilet Protocol

“You’re supposed to flush it as it comes out, otherwise everyone gets mad.”
— Luis, [29:10]

On Roommate War

“I started cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush and jerking off in his shampoo bottle.”
— Luis, [19:08]

On being "Old Shitty Tits"

“That’s your nickname. Old Shitty Tits.”
— Luis, [06:35]

On Skankfest’s Magic

“Not a single camera phone taken out … they just knew, this is for us.”
— Luis, [52:08]

On DIY Comedy

“The industry never, like, latches on … so I had to start everything myself.”
— Luis, [65:41]

On Parenting & Legacy

“It’s the thing I do best … my legacy will live on through my kid who’s gonna probably change the world.”
— Luis, [59:06]

Must-Hear Segments with Timestamps

• Skankfest’s wildest on-stage stunts & “poutine” video analysis (01:01–06:35)
• Hooker-cartel scam explainer—a PSA for listeners (08:33)
• Luis’s harrowing and hilarious menacing/harassment arrest (jizz in the shampoo, lawyer vs. Puerto Rican, Bobby Kelly cameo) (15:36–25:04)
• Jailhouse bathroom etiquette & criminal castes (30:46–31:16)
• Disabled kink, puke stories, and hard sexual boundaries (33:29–38:15)
• Skankfest’s unique vibe: fights, drugs, naked roast, mutual trust (“no cameras!”) (50:09–56:23)
• Goth Cruise & Hot Topic origins—Luis’s true teenage subculture (61:06–62:04)
• DIY comedy career advice & hustle mentality (65:41–66:28)
• KFC/taco bell work stories (jerking off at work) (72:19–73:59)
• Luis’s trick for a free hotel room: “smear some shit on the phone.” (78:32)

Tone & Style

The tone is gloriously gross, irreverent, confessional, and ever-so-slightly heartfelt. Christina keeps the weirdness upbeat without letting it tip over into pure cynicism, while Luis is equal parts degenerate hustler and scrappy self-made family man. In-jokes and slang (“Mommies,” “skank,” “getting hard for charity”) abound.

Wrap-Up

Skankfest 2026 will be held in New Orleans, November 13–15.
Pre-sale: Feb. 16, 2pm Eastern
General sale: April 20, 2pm Eastern

Luis J. Gomez plugs:

• Legion of Skanks
• Story Wars
• The Regs
• Real Ass Podcast
• New memoir: Knives and Spoons (Amazon pre-order)
• Body Brain Coffee (for testosterone and hustle)

Christina and Luis cement themselves as partners in comedic grime. If you want raw truth, gnarly throwback stories, and a window into the heart of degenerate comedy, this is the ep for you.