New Nigeria County by Clare Brown

Summary

Your Next Listen: "New Nigeria County" by Clare Brown – Detailed Summary

Introduction

In the latest episode of Your Next Listen, Lemonada Media and Simon & Schuster Audio present "New Nigeria County," a satirical audio original by Clare Brown. Released on February 17, 2025, this episode delves into the intricacies of race, community dynamics, and societal biases through sharp political observations and humor. With a runtime of approximately three and a half hours, the story unfolds in Malcolm X Estates, an affluent black neighborhood, where the arrival of a new European American family sparks tension and drama.

Main Plot

The episode kicks off with Corinne Walker's urgent 911 call reporting "suspicious activity" in her neighborhood. [00:02] Corinne Walker: "Hello, my name is Karen Walker and I need your help immediately." This call sets the stage for the unfolding narrative, highlighting Corinne's anxieties about safety and racial stereotypes.

Community Reaction and Escalation

As the story progresses, it's revealed that the suspicious individual is Jake, Corinne's new white neighbor. [04:08] Police Dispatcher: "Okay, thank you. Officers will be arriving momentarily." Corinne's exaggerated portrayal of the situation escalates community tensions, leading to debates about racism, public safety, and equity. Her reaction underscores prevalent biases and the ease with which assumptions can lead to conflict.

Character Dynamics and Interactions

The narrative primarily revolves around Corinne and her interactions with her friends Tanisha, Markisha, and Asia. Their conversations reveal deep-seated fears and prejudices, often expressed through humor and sarcasm. For instance, when discussing the new neighbor, Markisha remarks, [06:09] Markisha: "Tanisha told me when I got here." Their dialogue captures the complexities of navigating interracial relationships within a community fraught with mistrust.

Themes and Social Commentary

"New Nigeria County" masterfully inverts traditional stereotypes to shed light on societal biases. The residents of Malcolm X Estates grapple with issues of race, class, and gender, often employing satire to critique their own prejudices. The portrayal of the "Live Laugh Love gang" and the misnaming of the new neighbor, [03:42] Corinne Walker: "He's wearing cargo shorts. He is clearly a member of the Live Laugh Love gang," serve as metaphors for preconceived notions and the superficial judgments that fuel discrimination.

Humor and Satirical Elements

The episode balances its heavy themes with moments of levity. The interactions among Corinne and her friends are laced with witty banter and comedic misunderstandings. For example, when planning to handle the new neighbor's arrival, Asia suggests, [08:14] Asia: "We could egg their house," highlighting the absurdity of their retaliatory thoughts. These moments not only provide comic relief but also emphasize the irrationality of their prejudices.

Resolution and Community Reflection

Towards the end of the episode, Corinne attempts to address the chaos by reaching out to Principal Matthews about a proposed "Racial Justice Awareness Day" at Nat Turner High School. [36:14] Corinne Walker: "I would like to discuss this at your earliest convenience." This action symbolizes a potential shift towards understanding and reconciliation, suggesting that open dialogue could bridge the existing divides.

Notable Quotes

• Corinne Walker on the call: “[00:13] Corinne Walker: 'Wait, I'm having a hard time understanding you.'”
• Markisha on community gossip: “[06:17] Asia: 'Wow, 16 and already in a gang.'”
• Tanisha on proactive measures: “[07:53] Markisha: 'European American lady.'”
• Corinne expressing frustration: “[33:54] Corinne Walker: 'Especially if they're causing so much trouble in ours.'”

Conclusion

"New Nigeria County" offers a nuanced exploration of race and community through its satirical lens. Clare Brown's storytelling captures the delicate balance between humor and serious social commentary, making it a compelling listen for those interested in narratives that challenge societal norms and encourage introspection. By turning traditional stereotypes on their head, the episode invites listeners to reflect on their own biases and the impact of preconceived notions on community harmony.

Final Thoughts

New Nigeria County stands out as a thought-provoking installment in the Your Next Listen series. Its blend of humor, sharp dialogue, and insightful commentary makes it a valuable addition to any audiobook collection. Whether you're navigating similar societal tensions or simply seeking a story that challenges the status quo, New Nigeria County promises an engaging and enlightening experience.

Transcript

[Corinne Walker]

Lemonade.

[Jackie Danziger]

He's wearing cargo pants. He's clearly a member of the Live Laugh Love gang. This call to the police sets the tone for what to Expect in New Nigeria County, a satirical new audio original from Simon and Schuster Audio that turns the typical tropes of race, crime and casual stereotyping on their head. After she spots a young white man in her affluent black neighborhood, Malcolm X Estates, Currin frantically phones the police to report, quote, suspicious activity. Turns out that the boy is her new European American neighbor Jake and that his mom is none too pleased about the report. From there, things predictably escalate into a community wide drama about racism, public safety and equity. New Nigeria county is a quick listen at only about three and a half hours long, but that short runtime is packed with humor and sharp political observations. Inverting standards is always a good way to call attention to bias and discrimination and this production tackles everything, including race, gender and class. In this story, the, quote, outer city stands in for the inner city as shorthand for a scary place for people to hail from. Enterprising men are patronizingly called boy bosses by the women who really run things, and the primarily black residents of Malcolm X Estates simply can't remember the new neighbor's exotic name. Was it Megan Melinda Magenta? The project has been compared to Abbott elementary and the tone is similar, a bit sitcom y, surprisingly insightful at times, and it's a well paced story with plenty of legit intimate laugh out loud moments. A full cast audio original is always a treat and this one is no exception with full sound effects and sharply delivered dialogue. Brown herself is a primary voice actress and her comic timing has been honed by years of making really sharp videos on Instagram and TikTok about racial microaggressions. Today we'll be sharing chapter one, the call that starts it all.

[Corinne Walker]

Episode one.

[Tanisha]

The call that Starts It All.

[Police Dispatcher]

New Nigeria County Police. What's your emergency?

[Corinne Walker]

Hello, my name is Karen Walker and I need your help immediately.

[Police Dispatcher]

We're here to help ma'am. Can you please provide the specifics of your emergency?

[Corinne Walker]

Wait, I'm having a hard time understanding you. You're deep grating voice is very difficult for me to listen to.

[Police Dispatcher]

Oh, apologies. To repeat, can you please.

[Corinne Walker]

No, this won't work. I need to speak to a real policewoman. Maybe your manager, someone in leadership.

[Police Dispatcher]

Ma'am, I am the supervisory dispatcher. I need to know how to help you so that I can do my job.

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, how progressive. You're a boy boss. I love it. Well, there's a criminal. Hello?

[Police Dispatcher]

Yes, Sorry, I thought you'd say more. Is the criminal in your home?

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, ancestors forbid.

[Police Dispatcher]

No, ma'am. You said you needed help. Can you please specify in what way?

[Corinne Walker]

I need protection against the violent criminal who has infiltrated this neighborhood and is stealing from our homes.

[Police Dispatcher]

Okay, so we're talking about a burglary. Where is the intruder now?

[Corinne Walker]

He's right outside, clearly looking for the next home to steal from.

[Police Dispatcher]

Could you please provide your address?

[Corinne Walker]

2614 East Nile Drive. I live in the Malcolm X Estates community. It's gated.

[Police Dispatcher]

Thank you. Officers will be there momentarily. Could you provide a physical description of the intruder?

[Corinne Walker]

Yes, he's wearing cargo shorts. He is clearly a member of the Live Laugh Love gang.

[Police Dispatcher]

Aside from his attire, what does he look like? Do you have an idea of his age?

[Corinne Walker]

Probably about 28 by the looks of him. Maybe 35. He is a white male. It's hard to tell his age, but in any case, he's very dangerous.

[Police Dispatcher]

Okay, thank you. Officers will be arriving momentarily.

[Corinne Walker]

Ugh. There just can't be crime in this area. Property values will plummet. You know, I've lived in this neighborhood since I was 4 years old, and I have never seen crime like this. And now violent criminals are robbing our homes in the middle of the day. Have you ever heard of such a.

[Police Dispatcher]

The officer should be arriving now.

[Corinne Walker]

Yes, I see them. Officers, there's a violent criminal in the house across the street.

[Police Dispatcher]

Ma'am, now that the officers are at the scene, is there anything further I can help you with?

[Corinne Walker]

Wait, what's happening here? No. Oh, no.

[Police Dispatcher]

What is it?

[Corinne Walker]

It's just the officers just came out of the house across the street without making an arrest. There is a. A woman seeing them out. She's yelling. Oh, wow. She seems really mad. Her hair is so yellow. I wonder how she gets it like that.

[Police Dispatcher]

Ma'am, I'm getting word on my end that the officers have resolved the situation and are leaving.

[Corinne Walker]

Resolved the situation? This woman is making such a scene, she should be arrested for disturbing the peace.

[Police Dispatcher]

At the very least, I'm being told there is no threat of danger in the area. I will now terminate this call. Have a good day, ma'am.

[Corinne Walker]

What? Oh, okay, bye. But this makes no sense.

[Markisha]

And listen to this, Markisha. It turns out Corrine is the one who called the cops and caused all the drama in the neighborhood.

[Tanisha]

For real? Dang. How do you know?

[Markisha]

Tanisha told me when I got here. And listen, the person they supposedly arrested is just a kid, too. 16 years old.

[Asia]

Wow, 16 and already in a gang.

[Markisha]

Maybe no one really knows.

[Asia]

I can't believe there's gang activity in Malcolm X Estates. The worst thing that's ever happened here is that time Ms. Kiki punched Ms. Lucille over potato salad at the Sally Hemings Day cookout.

[Corinne Walker]

I remember that.

[Markisha]

We were just minding our business, and the next thing I know, wigs were flying. Tanisha, didn't miss Kiki spill soda all over your plate? She was a mess that day.

[Tanisha]

She sure did. But now we got new things to worry about, y'all. That white lady.

[Markisha]

Oh, European American. I think that's what they want to be called now.

[Asia]

I personally still call them white. Like, why are they always changing what they want to be called?

[Tanisha]

Agree, it's confusing, but regardless, the mother of the kid Corrine called the police on is making a really big deal out of everything, don't you think? She's been on the news screaming about racism twice now.

[Markisha]

Racism? Why?

[Tanisha]

I'm not sure. Cause, honestly, this isn't even about race. It's about safety. The news reports are saying the boy was wearing cargo shorts.

[Markisha]

Ancestors. Cargo shorts are gang attire, right?

[Tanisha]

I don't know why this woman is playing the victim when her son was creeping around the neighborhood in gang attire, acting suspicious.

[Asia]

I'm sure the news will be looking for a new story soon, though.

[Tanisha]

Maybe. But we can't be too careful, Markisha. These stories can really take off these days. That white lady doesn't know who made the call.

[Markisha]

European American lady.

[Tanisha]

That European American lady doesn't know who made the call, but she knows it was someone in the neighborhood. We just need to get ahead of this before it gets bigger and she brings the whole neighborhood down with her little smear campaign. Come on, We're a group of intelligent women here. Let's brainstorm.

[Asia]

We could egg their house.

[Tanisha]

We could what?

[Asia]

Egg their house?

[Markisha]

What in the world? Why would we do that, Markisha? How would that help?

[Asia]

Hey, there are no bad ideas in a brainstorm.

[Markisha]

Well, I'm vegan. I don't have eggs.

[Tanisha]

Y'all, I need to tell you something. What is it?

[Asia]

Did you egg their house already?

[Tanisha]

What? No. Why do you keep. No, I invited her here.

[Markisha]

Invited who?

[Tanisha]

The lady. The new neighbor.

[Demaryius]

Uh.

[Asia]

Oh, did she find out you egged her house?

[Tanisha]

No. Stop talking about eggs, please. I invited the new neighbor to book club today.

[Markisha]

Tanisha, if I am hearing you correctly, you invited the woman calling Corrine a racist on the news to Corrine's house? Yes, ma'am.

[Tanisha]

The audacity in my defense, she isn't calling Corrine racist. Cause she doesn't know she made the call. She's actually calling the entire neighborhood racist.

[Corinne Walker]

So you thought it would be a.

[Markisha]

Good idea to invite the woman calling all of us racists to our book club?

[Tanisha]

Okay, it sounds bad when you say it like that, but I was just trying to be proactive about the whole police call thing. If that woman makes this neighborhood look bad, it could lower all of our property values. But now I am realizing Corinne is gonna freak out.

[Corinne Walker]

Why would I freak out?

[Tanisha]

Oh, Corrine, I thought you were still getting ready upstairs.

[Asia]

Girl, you came out of nowhere like a ninja. A ghost ninja.

[Corinne Walker]

Right. So why am I gonna freak out? Oh.

[Markisha]

Jess, the kids are coming home from camp on Saturday. I know you are enjoying the peace and quiet around the house.

[Tanisha]

Yes, the kids will be back in a few short days. Wow.

[Corinne Walker]

Already? Wow, that flew by. I wanted to go to the lake this weekend.

[Tanisha]

Well, you can still go and bring Jasmine. I'll bring Suri. We can make it a girls trip.

[Corinne Walker]

No, no, I wanted a kid free weekend. I've been so stressed with work, I am so close to closing the World bank of Africa deal. Y'all, if I pull that off, our bonuses will pay for new lake houses for all of us.

[Asia]

And isn't someone new starting?

[Tanisha]

Yeah, new copywriter.

[Markisha]

Oh, right. She's supposed to write the new advertising jingle for Black Diamond Enterprises, personal banking division. Speaking of jingles, can we turn on some music?

[Tanisha]

I'll do it. That Melinda Smith, whose son was the.

[Corinne Walker]

Victim of last week's 911 call, has.

[Tanisha]

Suffered extreme emotional distress from his police encounter. They are claiming the report made about him was false and the family might be pressing charges against the new Nigeria county police department. Let me just change that. There, that's better.

[Corinne Walker]

Did I hear them say she's pressing charges?

[Tanisha]

Oh, I wouldn't believe any of that. These local news shows just need something to talk about. They're probably making everything up.

[Markisha]

It's all a bunch of mainstream news propaganda for ratings.

[Asia]

So when's that lady coming over, Tanisha?

[Tanisha]

Um, what lady?

[Corinne Walker]

Is there a new book club member this month? Damarius only cooked for the four of us. You know how he gets about food ratios, Tanisha. He'll get all hysterical if there isn't enough food.

[Tanisha]

Oh, I doubt she would eat much.

[Markisha]

Please tell us all about the newest member of our book club, Tanisha. I am sure Corrine will be thrilled to have a new friend come to her house.

[Corinne Walker]

Corinne's.

[Asia]

Friend? I thought it was that white lady from across the street.

[Markisha]

Marquish, girl, you ruined that reveal.

[Corinne Walker]

I'm not following any of this.

[Tanisha]

I invited your new neighbor to book club.

[Corinne Walker]

What new neighbor?

[Tanisha]

The ethnic one from across the street.

[Corinne Walker]

You.

[Tanisha]

What friend? Please don't be mad. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Corinne Walker]

Tanisha, please enlighten me. How is inviting that woman to my house a good idea?

[Tanisha]

Well, I was just trying.

[Asia]

You know, in high school, I went on a mission trip to Europe, and I met this European girl in a village there, and we became pen pals. Okay, like, I didn't even realize people in Europe had mail or paper or stamps or anything, but that little European girl wrote to me every month.

[Markisha]

Markisha, honey, where is this going?

[Tanisha]

I'm not following either.

[Asia]

Oh, it's just that Europeans are so nice. Their country is super rainy and they have nothing, but they're still really happy.

[Corinne Walker]

Okay, well, good for you, Markisha. I'm glad you had a good experience on your little charity trip a hundred years ago. But unfortunately for us, the European living here doesn't seem really nice or really happy.

[Tanisha]

Okay, but think about it, Corinne. If she gets to know us and she sees what a great group of women we are, then she'll like us and she'll stop all this nonsense with the news.

[Corinne Walker]

If she gets to know us. Tanisha, her son is in a gang. It isn't safe for her to be here. Children live in this neighborhood.

[Markisha]

You know what? She's right. We need to think of the children.

[Asia]

I still say we egg her house. That always solves everything.

[Markisha]

This again. How many houses are you egging, girl?

[Asia]

I actually haven't egged a house in over three weeks.

[Tanisha]

Wait, you egged a house three weeks ago? Why? Markisha, you are 40 years old.

[Asia]

Don't start no stuff. Won't be no stuff. You hurt.

[Markisha]

What does that even mean in this context?

[Corinne Walker]

Ladies, focus. If that woman's son is in a gang, that means she is in a gang. These things run in families. I saw a documentary about it.

[Tanisha]

Corinne, I've been watching the news reports.

[Markisha]

That white lady, European American lady.

[Tanisha]

That European American lady does not look like she is in a gang.

[Asia]

Maybe she's one of the good ones.

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, so everyone is best friends with a gang member trying to ruin my life? That's just great.

[Tanisha]

No, Corrine, not at all. I was just thinking of ways to make her feel included so she stops trash talking Malcolm X estates on the news.

[Asia]

Tanisha is really worried. All the news reports will Negatively impact property values.

[Markisha]

She doesn't have to know you call the cops, Corrine. She just has to like us enough to let the police call thing go.

[Corinne Walker]

Wait a minute. How does Asia know I made the 911 call?

[Tanisha]

Oh, well, I had to tell Asia and Markisha so we could help you.

[Corinne Walker]

I should have known better than to tell the town gossip. Tanisha, who else are you planning to tell?

[Asia]

I can tell the neighbor when she gets here if you want.

[Markisha]

No, no, Markisha, promise us you won't say anything about the call when she gets here.

[Asia]

Okay, I won't. I honestly don't care.

[Tanisha]

Actually, Corinne, we don't need to tell anyone else.

[Corinne Walker]

To be clear, I only told you there wasn't supposed to be a we.

[Markisha]

Well, we're your best friends. We'd have found out anyways.

[Tanisha]

Corinne, we can still have fun at book club, even with that ethnic woman here.

[Markisha]

We can talk about the weather or something.

[Corinne Walker]

Well, it's book club. We could talk about the book.

[Markisha]

Do we ever talk about the book at book club?

[Tanisha]

Okay, but seriously, gals, we should really think about how we can make Marissa feel comfortable here.

[Corinne Walker]

Who?

[Tanisha]

The neighbor.

[Corinne Walker]

What kind of name is Marissa?

[Asia]

An outer city name.

[Markisha]

I'll never remember that. Can we just give her a nickname?

[Asia]

You know, I've never been a nickname person. I've always thought your parents gave you a name. Just go by that name.

[Markisha]

But what if your name is super ethnic like the neighbors, though? Then I feel like you have to use a nickname.

[Asia]

No, just change the whole name in that case. Ethnic people do that all the time.

[Tanisha]

Ladies, ladies, you are stressing me out, okay? So let's just agree one more time to not bring up that call when the white lady arrives.

[Markisha]

European American lady.

[Tanisha]

Whatever. Okay, let's try to remember her name, which is Marissa, and make her feel really comfortable.

[Corinne Walker]

This is actually a pretty good idea, Tanisha. When they go low, we go high.

[Tanisha]

Precisely.

[Asia]

You know what? I think there was even a white character in the book this time.

[Markisha]

There was no European American character in the book.

[Tanisha]

Actually, the talking dog sort of had an outer city style of speaking, don't you think? I thought of his voice as a metaphor. Something that lets the reader know he's poor and struggling.

[Markisha]

Okay, Maya, Angelou, calm down.

[Asia]

See, this is poor.

[Tanisha]

Perfect.

[Asia]

It's our most diverse book club pick to date.

[Tanisha]

That white. I mean, that European American lady is really going to see how welcoming the neighborhood can be.

[Corinne Walker]

Okay, what else? I could change the music to something more ethnic. I guess this music should be fine. Right. Wow.

[Markisha]

Is this really what they listen to in the outer city? It's awful.

[Asia]

I know. No beat, nothing.

[Tanisha]

I think it's charming.

[Corinne Walker]

Okay. You're not gonna spend the entire night sucking up to this woman, are you? Tanisha?

[Tanisha]

Of course not. I just want things to be back to normal. It's weird seeing the neighborhood on the news all the time, but I won't suck up to her.

[Corinne Walker]

Okay, good. I'm all for smoothing things over, but let's not forget, she is the one attacking me. I didn't do anything wrong.

[Tanisha]

No, no, of course not.

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, she's here. Remember, don't say anything about that call. Ladies.

[Markisha]

Yes, yes, we know. Our lips are sealed.

[Corinne Walker]

All right, let's get this over with. Bye, ladies. Yes, I loved the talking dog, too. His wacky voice was hilarious. Okay, bye. Oh, a hug. Well, okay. It was great to meet you, too, Magnet. Yes, that's what I said. Margin. Margaret. Oh, I'll get it right one of these days, I promise. It's just a mouthful for me. Okay, bye. Ugh. What a nightmare. Demaryius, where is the aspirin? Ugh. I never know where he keeps anything in this house. Everything's always moving around.

[Demaryius]

Hey, babe. Here's the aspirin. How was book club? Did everyone like the food? I tried a new recipe I found on Pinterest. It took hours, but I.

[Corinne Walker]

It was fine. The book wasn't my favorite, though. You're looking quite handsome in that apron, Mr. Walker.

[Demaryius]

Why, thank you, my gorgeous wife.

[Corinne Walker]

Should we take this upstairs?

[Demaryius]

I wish, but I can't.

[Corinne Walker]

Baby, why not?

[Demaryius]

I still have so much to do before Jasmine gets back Saturday. I spend most of the day getting her room ready and picking up school supplies she'll need. Then I had to pick up her new school shirt.

[Corinne Walker]

Wait, didn't we have to buy a new school shirt last year?

[Demaryius]

Yep. They do a new one every year. This year, the shirt theme is Great Americans.

[Corinne Walker]

Okay.

[Demaryius]

It's cute. The shirt has Harriet Tubman, Maggie Walker, Gabriel Prosser, and of course, Nat Turner on it.

[Corinne Walker]

How much was it?

[Demaryius]

$20, same as last year.

[Corinne Walker]

$20? That's ridiculous. I'm going to speak to Principal Matthews about this. If I wanted to spend a fortune on my daughter's education, I would have sent Jasmine to private school.

[Demaryius]

It's only $20, Corinth.

[Corinne Walker]

Yes, but these little expenses add up.

[Demaryius]

Ooh. Better watch out or we won't have any money for the gardener or the housekeeper.

[Corinne Walker]

Stop.

[Demaryius]

One more twenty dollar T shirt and we will have to sell our car. And take the bus.

[Corinne Walker]

You are so crazy.

[Demaryius]

Don't worry about the shirt, Corinne. The proceeds are going directly to the school. Anyway, Principal Matthews is going to get his new pool for the swim team this year.

[Corinne Walker]

Well, that pool better be gorgeous. That's all I have to say.

[Demaryius]

I'm sure it will be. So listen, I was wondering if you could pick Jasmine up from camp Saturday.

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, umm.

[Demaryius]

Saved by the bell.

[Corinne Walker]

Hang on, baby. Hello? Hey, Corinne, it's Gabriela from poker club. Hi, Gabriela, how are you? I'm fine. How are you? I see your new neighbor is making quite a stir about the police coming to her house. Yes, she is. It's very distracting. I'm sure she's saying whoever made that phone call is racist, which seems a bit unfair. Not everything is about race, you know. Of course it's not. From my perspective, it seems like the call was made out of a safety concern. It had nothing to do with race. I agree. So listen, unfortunately I can't host poker club at my house next month. I was wondering, could we host it at your house? Really? But you've been looking forward to hosting for months. Gabriella, it's all you talk about. I've had something come up. I need to take a last minute trip upstate. I just found out our trip is right during the big poker club fundraiser. Unfortunately. Oh, how fun. Upstate is beautiful this time of year. Well, maybe your father can still come. I give all the poker club money to his home for unwed fathers anyway. Oh, that's so nice of you to think of him. But no, he won't be available. He's coming on the trip too. No one from my family will be around, so it would be great if you hosted. I see. Well, of course I'll host. I am the poker club president. It just makes sense for me to host. Ah, I'm so relieved. I really appreciate your help, Corinne. No problem. Talk soon.

[Demaryius]

What was that about?

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, we're hosting poker club at the end of next month.

[Demaryius]

That soon? Corinne, those events are like mini weddings. We raise thousands for local charities and it takes so much work to coordinate. You aren't giving me enough time to hire vendors and prep everything.

[Corinne Walker]

It's fine. Catherine will help you.

[Demaryius]

Well, you're definitely picking up Jasmine from camp. Then I need to start brainstorming a theme immediately.

[Corinne Walker]

But why can't Kathryn get Jasmine?

[Demaryius]

First of all, Katherine is our housekeeper. She isn't a babysitter. Second of all, now I need Catherine to help me prep for poker club. You just said that, remember?

[Corinne Walker]

You put too Much pressure on yourself, honey. I'm sure pretzels and some red wine will be all anyone needs.

[Demaryius]

Pretzels and red wine? Corrine, are you insane? Tickets to this event are $400 a tax write off. Come on, you know people expect glamor at these things and we'll give them glamour. You pick up Jasmine. I'll handle poker club planning.

[Corinne Walker]

Damarius, you know I don't have the camp's address. I would have no idea where to begin with picking her up.

[Demaryius]

It's the same camp she's been going to since she was 8. Corrente. You came with me to drop her off at the start of the summer, remember? Just look up the address for Camp Lagos on your phone. Pickup is on Saturday at 3:45.

[Corinne Walker]

Tell you what. You make me a list and I'll try to help, okay?

[Demaryius]

Corinne, it isn't about trying to help. You have to pick her up or you'll need to prep for your own poker club.

[Corinne Walker]

But I'm not a brilliant male hostess like you are. I am terrible with parties. Besides, I work.

[Demaryius]

I'll write down the camp's address for you, Corinne, but you're getting Jasmine.

[Corinne Walker]

Fine.

[Demaryius]

So?

[Corinne Walker]

So what?

[Demaryius]

The new neighbor was here and you're not gonna tell me about it?

[Corinne Walker]

Ugh. Your sister invited her. Can you believe it?

[Demaryius]

Really? Tanisha did that? That doesn't sound like her. She hates new friends.

[Corinne Walker]

Yeah, she's worried the whole police thing is gonna snowball, so she thought welcoming the new neighbor and inviting her to book club would be a good idea.

[Demaryius]

Ah, I see. You know, I gotta agree with Tanisha on that. That woman is all over the news saying whoever called the police is a racist and all sorts of wild stuff. Yeah, I do wonder who made that call.

[Corinne Walker]

People call the police all the time, Demaryius.

[Demaryius]

Not in Malcolm X's states, they don't. The last exciting thing we had Here was when Ms. Kiki punched Ms. Lucille at the Sally Hemings Day cookout a few summers ago.

[Corinne Walker]

That was wild.

[Demaryius]

I've never seen wigs fly like that before. You know, now that I think about it, this new neighbor could end up being a great resource for you to learn more about European culture.

[Corinne Walker]

Why would I care about some obscure country's culture?

[Demaryius]

Europe is a beautiful country. And you could learn fun facts that you can spout off at your fundraising parties.

[Corinne Walker]

Demaryius, people at those events care about real issues.

[Demaryius]

Howdy. Howdy. Did you know Europe has more sheep per square mile than people?

[Corinne Walker]

Is that true? And what in the world Was that voice?

[Demaryius]

I don't know. I tried to do a European accent.

[Corinne Walker]

I don't think that's how they talk, baby.

[Demaryius]

I don't think so either. But seriously, you gotta give that new neighbor some grace. Someone called the cops on her kid. What if something like that happened to Jasmine?

[Corinne Walker]

Jasmine would never dress like a gang member, though.

[Demaryius]

No, she wouldn't. But what I'm saying is we would freak out too if the cops came here looking for her and making false accusations.

[Corinne Walker]

To be clear, we don't know for sure if the accusations about that boy are false.

[Demaryius]

Maybe not. But it seems unlikely that a gang member would want to live here.

[Corinne Walker]

Why do you say that? Perhaps they wanted more high class clientele for their drug deals.

[Demaryius]

Corinne, get real. Look, I didn't want to say anything before, but I actually ran into the new neighbor's husband. Apparently they moved here to be closer to the wife's new job.

[Corinne Walker]

Yes, and her job is selling drugs.

[Demaryius]

I got the feeling she has a desk job, Corinne.

[Corinne Walker]

I doubt that.

[Demaryius]

And their son is going to Nat Turner High.

[Tanisha]

What was that?

[Demaryius]

Their son, the one who is all mixed up with the cops. He is going to Nat Turner High. He'll be a junior in Jasmine's class.

[Corinne Walker]

What?

[Demaryius]

Now, Corinne, don't get mad.

[Corinne Walker]

I'm not mad. I'm deeply concerned. Their son is in a gang.

[Demaryius]

Demaryius, it really doesn't seem like anyone in that family is in a gang.

[Corinne Walker]

Then why was he wearing cargo shorts?

[Tanisha]

Hmm?

[Demaryius]

Maybe he was hot. I did hear that their community runs hot. And you're always saying you want Jasmine to have more diverse friends.

[Corinne Walker]

Well, I meant someone poor. So she doesn't grow up to be too spoiled. Not outer city riff raff who deals drugs.

[Demaryius]

Come on, be nice. He's a kid.

[Corinne Walker]

Yeah, kid who deals drugs. Corinne and I will be calling Principal Matthews about him allowing just anyone into Nat Turner High School these days.

[Demaryius]

It's a public school.

[Corinne Walker]

What'd you say?

[Demaryius]

I just said it's a public school. Anyone can go to Nat Turner High if they live in the school zone.

[Corinne Walker]

Well, I'll speak to the principal about letting anyone into the school zone then.

[Demaryius]

Right, but I really don't think we have anything to worry about, baby. You know, whoever called the police on that boy is probably some closed minded bigotry. I bet it was Ms. Kiki up the block. You know, she's always stirring up trouble.

[Corinne Walker]

Ms. Kiki did not. Oh, right, maybe she did. But she was probably trying to protect the neighborhood.

[Demaryius]

She's getting paranoid in her old Age?

[Corinne Walker]

She's just retired with too much time on her hands. It's hard for women to retire, you know, we're so defined by our work.

[Demaryius]

Is that right?

[Corinne Walker]

Yep. We're hardwired to provide and protect. It's a lot of pressure.

[Demaryius]

Sounds awful.

[Corinne Walker]

I'm worried about test scores, too. Certain types of students can lower the entire school's ranking with their poor test scores.

[Demaryius]

You know, Corinne, let it go. We don't actually know anything about this kid. Honestly, it's kind of nice to see a respectable white family in the neighborhood.

[Corinne Walker]

I don't think you can say that.

[Demaryius]

Say what?

[Tanisha]

White.

[Demaryius]

Corrine, they are literally white. They are a white family.

[Corinne Walker]

The PC term is European American. Demaryius, I thought you were our resident European expert girl.

[Demaryius]

Goodbye.

[Corinne Walker]

The next thing I know, you'll be dragging the family out on a European sheep safari.

[Demaryius]

I wouldn't be able to get you off the resort if we went to Europe.

[Corinne Walker]

Fair point. But listen, now I'm concerned about some of the things that woman was saying at her book club. She was blabbing about organizing a racial justice awareness day at her son's high school. I ignored it because I thought she was talking about some crumbling outer city school, not our school. But now I know she must be talking about Nat Turner High. If that's where her son's going. She absolutely cannot do something like that. Could you imagine Jasmine being exposed to that sort of propaganda?

[Demaryius]

Jasmine is much more curious about other cultures than we ever were. She might be excited to learn.

[Corinne Walker]

That's absurd. These racial justice things only serve one purpose. To make our kids feel bad for being black. What are we supposed to do? Give all our money away and dye our hair yellow?

[Demaryius]

Okay, you might be getting ahead of yourself here. I have been at the school every day this week volunteering with the pta, and I haven't heard anything about a racial justice day.

[Corinne Walker]

Why would Principal Matthews tell a bunch of random PTA volunteers detailed plans about the school year? Don't you just go and hand out snacks and stuff?

[Demaryius]

Hey, the PTA does valuable work. And I'll have you know I saw the events calendar for the year, and there isn't even a plan for an assembly until the spring semester.

[Corinne Walker]

Plans can change. Demarious, baby.

[Demaryius]

We both know they'll never do a racial justice day at the school. It's too political. Principal Matthews is trying to raise money for that new pool. He's on his best behavior these days.

[Corinne Walker]

That woman said.

[Demaryius]

That woman is upset right now and saying anything. Principal Matthews won't let her do anything silly.

[Corinne Walker]

Maybe. I'm still gonna call him.

[Demaryius]

All right, baby, go ahead and call him. So did you see Mayor Rodriguez is not seeking re election.

[Corinne Walker]

No, I hadn't. Wow. That's the end of an era.

[Demaryius]

Yeah, she's retiring to spend more time with family.

[Corinne Walker]

She has always been such a family woman. It's inspiring.

[Demaryius]

Maybe she can inspire you to help out a little more around here.

[Corinne Walker]

Hey, I help way more than most wives do.

[Demaryius]

I make breakfast, you make coffee, you push a button and the job is done for you.

[Corinne Walker]

Yes, but I push the correct button. I never get your morning latte wrong. Damarious. You should be more grateful.

[Demaryius]

I'm the luckiest boy in the world. Now get out of here so I can make dinner. Oh, and don't forget to pick Jasmine up on Saturday.

[Corinne Walker]

Hmm. Pick up who from what?

[Demaryius]

Oh my God, it's Corinne. We just.

[Corinne Walker]

I'm kidding. Listen, we can talk about Jasmine later. I need to go upstairs and unwind.

[Asia]

Good morning, New Nigeria County. It's going to be a great day.

[Corinne Walker]

Here's a traffic update.

[Asia]

There is bumper to bumper Traffic on Route 1619 going toward Harriet County.

[Corinne Walker]

Hello?

[Tanisha]

Hey, boo.

[Corinne Walker]

Tanisha, it's 7:30 in the morning. I'm trying to get ready for work.

[Tanisha]

That went well, right?

[Corinne Walker]

What did?

[Tanisha]

Book club. With the white girl.

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, right. Yeah, I guess it did. There's been no new news reports, but I have to tell you something.

[Tanisha]

What's up?

[Corinne Walker]

Remember how that woman was talking about doing a diversity day at her son's high school?

[Tanisha]

Oh, yeah. I mostly ignored that. Why do people always make fun things political?

[Corinne Walker]

Right. It's so annoying. But listen, her son is going to Nat Turner High School this year.

[Tanisha]

He what now?

[Corinne Walker]

And he'll be a junior too.

[Tanisha]

A junior?

[Corinne Walker]

With Myzuri and Jasmine.

[Tanisha]

Okay, okay. There's a silver lining in this somewhere. Oh, we are always saying we want the girls to have more diverse friends.

[Corinne Walker]

Well, I had meant socioeconomic diversity, if I'm honest.

[Tanisha]

Yes, same. But no way he'll be able to do a diversity day. The PTA dads would never allow it. And Principal Matthews wants money for that new pool.

[Corinne Walker]

That's what Demaryius said, but I'm not sure.

[Tanisha]

No, I'm sure it's fine. Principal Matthews barely lets parents in the building. He's never gonna let a parent plan an event.

[Corinne Walker]

Ugh, this new neighbor woman is causing so much drama.

[Tanisha]

I know, girl, I know you're not supposed to say this, but I think this is why they're happier in their Own communities.

[Corinne Walker]

Especially if they're causing so much trouble in ours. I've never been more stressed. And I still need to close this World bank of Africa deal. It will make or break my career. I need something to take my mind off all this chaos.

[Tanisha]

Well, I heard poker club is at your house next month.

[Corinne Walker]

Girl, how do you know everything? But you're right, it is. You know, I love entertaining.

[Tanisha]

And let's be honest, you're the best fundraiser in this town.

[Corinne Walker]

The local home for unwed fathers will be thrilled to know the Corrine Walker is hosting.

[Tanisha]

That check is about to be fat. Wait, speaking of fat checks, I heard Gabriella had to cancel because her dad got arrested for embezzlement.

[Corinne Walker]

No, for real. She told me she was going on a family trip upstate.

[Tanisha]

Oh, they're headed upstate all right. But not on vacation. They gotta support her dad while he awaits trial. Apparently, this was a really bad case. The charges sound serious.

[Corinne Walker]

And they're always harder on the dads. Cause a father really should be at home anyway.

[Tanisha]

True. And he is mixed. But not like good mixed. You know, he isn't black. Passing, so.

[Corinne Walker]

Right. Sure. Wow. Poor Gabby.

[Tanisha]

I know. And don't you work with her dad for all your fundraising? How will the unwed fathers even get the money if he's locked up?

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, I'm sure that will all be fine. He has assistants and stuff to keep everything going.

[Tanisha]

Oh, okay.

[Corinne Walker]

All right, gossip queen, I gotta go. I'll see you at the office.

[Tanisha]

Bye, boo.

[Corinne Walker]

Bye. Welcome back to Toxin, friends. We are here to bring you the.

[Tanisha]

All American news you need to know to protect your freedoms. Last week, a school in Florida had a woke day. During this day, the regular kids were encouraged to, quote, share their positive feelings about diversity to make the European American kids feel more included. Viewers, if there has ever been a time to remove your children from the indoctrination at public schools, it is now.

[Corinne Walker]

Oh, my goddess. This nonsense is everywhere. I need to do something. Nat Turner High School front office, how can I help you? This is Correnne Walker calling for Principal Matthews.

[Tanisha]

Okay, let me transfer you.

[Markisha]

At Nat Turner High School, home of the Freedom Fighters, we are committed to nurturing the whole child.

[Corinne Walker]

Students can enjoy a wide range of.

[Markisha]

Activities like sports clubs and even being a member of our award winning Chainbreakers Pep Band, our theater program.

[Corinne Walker]

Ms. Walker, the principal isn't in.

[Police Dispatcher]

Would you like to leave a message?

[Corinne Walker]

Sure. Okay, hold on.

[Demaryius]

Hello, Freedom Fighting Community. You have reached the personal voicemail box of Principal Matthews. If you're calling about the chainbreakers Pep Band tryouts.

[Corinne Walker]

Please hang up and contact our music department at 333-421-8762.

[Demaryius]

If you want to purchase your new Nat Turner High School American Heroes T shirt, you can do that online now. Isn't that exciting? The Freedom Fighters have gone digital now. If you want to talk to me.

[Corinne Walker]

I am so terribly sorry that I missed you.

[Demaryius]

Leave a message and I will get.

[Corinne Walker]

Back to you right away.

[Demaryius]

May the ancestors give you their blessing. Make it a great day, Freedom Fighters.

[Corinne Walker]

Leonard, this is Correnne. I heard from a little birdie that Nat Turner High might be hosting some sort of Racial Justice Day. I would like to discuss this at your earliest convenience. Politics have no place in school. It's so important to stay focused on American values. I'm worried an idea as outrageous as a Racial Justice Day would interfere with your plans for a new pool. I'd certainly hate to see the court of public opinion turn against you after you worked so hard to be a prominent boy in business. You know, one misguided choice can change everything. Anyway, call me back.

[Jackie Danziger]

Ready to hear the Full story? Visit YourNextListen.com Copyright 2024 by Claire Brown. Audio excerpt courtesy of Simon Schuster Audio from the audiobook New Nigeria county by Claire Brown, read by Claire Brown with a full cast. Published by Simon Schuster Audio, a division of Simon and Schuster, Inc. Used with permission from Simon and Schuster, Inc. Your next listen is a production of Lemonada Media in Simon and Schuster Audio. I'm your host, Jackie Danziger. I produce a series with Lizzie Breyer Bowman. Isara Acevez is our associate producer. Bobby Woody is our audio engineer. Music by APM Executive producers are Jessica Cordova Kramer and Stephanie Whittles Wax. Production support from Lara Blackman, Tom Spain, Sarah Lieberman and Lauren Pierce. Help others find our show by leaving us a rating and writing a review. Thanks for listening. See you next time.