Podcast
You’re Not Down
Hosted by Mike and Luis · EN
Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?
10episodes
Episodes
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with Turning 2 Years Old | s.2 ep.52
Apr 24, 202201:10:11Tap to summarizeIT'S OUR SECOND BIRTHDAY!!! And what better way to celebrate than to not have anything special prepared whatsoever. Instead, have this very unspecial episode where the guys talk about table-side guacamole needing to be banned, Mike naming psychopathic behaviors such as making eye contact while laughing, and Luis recalls a weird, underground pervert mission in elemntary school to wash children's feet in the name of the Lord. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with a psychopath who doesn't even blink when laughing and making eye contact. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Spotted Dick (the dessert you perbert) | s.2 ep.51
Apr 9, 202201:08:43Tap to summarizeYou ever dance so hard on the dance floor, you pop a nut? Don’t worry. You’re not alone and we’re here for support. This week, the guys talk about having no self respect and eating the cheese off your burger wrapper, being careful if you encounter a toilet in your dreams, and a good ol’ spotted dick! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who pops a nut every Wednesday. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Keeping My Wife’s Name Out Your Mouth | s.2 ep.50
Mar 31, 202201:13:59Tap to summarizeThank god we record our podcast late into the week because if we didn’t, we wouldn’t be able to talk about the slap heard across the world! We also talk about shoeless households, men’s birth control pills, and Mike makes a HUGE life announcement! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who needs to be slapped by Will Smith. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Natural Disasters | s.2 ep.49
Mar 23, 202201:07:14Tap to summarizeThis society was built with rules. Yes, some rules are meant to be broken. But there are some that just cannot and should not be, such as fingering a man's belly button. This week, the guys talk about Luis being a victim to exactly that, they rank natural disasters and agree mud slides are just embarrassing, and Luis gets a visit from his future self. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who enjoys a good ol' finger in the stomach hole. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with our 100th Episode | s.2 ep.48
Mar 16, 202201:18:48Tap to summarizeThe Declaration of Independence. The moon landing. The first black president. All pivotal moments in our nation's history. But nothing quite compares to this one... YND'S 100TH EPISODE BABYYYYYY!!!!!! This week, the guys talk about imposter salads, Luis trying to intimidate himself in the mirror, and Mike seeing a Shaq sized man with a Shaq demeanor but may have not been Shaq. They also bring back a couple of old segments and then find out who their one true fan is when they randomly facetime a few listeners live during the pod! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who hasn't heard of us and you want them to be ready for the upcoming season 3. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Big AL | s.2 ep.47
Mar 7, 202201:05:23Tap to summarizeGuys, it finally happened. The man. The myth. The reason this podcast goes up every week, BIG AL!!!! The guys talk about Big Al being a disgruntled employee dealing with Mike and Luis’ horse s*** every week, which Spider-Man has the fake ass implants, and we get a very special appearance from our favorite shark, Ceviche, to settle the ridiculous rumors that him and big Al are the same person. Follow Big Al on Instagram @castle_of_bolis , his rap Instagram @thextraguac and just for the heck of it, follow Ceviche’s page too @cevichetheshark LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who wants to edit this podcast from now on because we can no longer afford Big Al. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Thawing Your Johnson | s.2 ep.46
Feb 23, 202201:11:07Tap to summarizeOk, so there's a popcorn button on your microwave, but what if you need to thaw out your wang...? This week, the guys talk about sneaking in Chinese food into movie theatres, Mike being a swine at the ballet, and different ways guys can thaw out their d**k. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who puts their wang in the microwave for fun. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with a Banana Cream Butt Plug | s.2 ep.45
Feb 10, 202200:55:21Tap to summarizeYou ever see a movie where a train is going full speed but then a screw on the track comes loose which sends the train off the tracks and everyone dies and there are no survivors? Well, that’s kind of how this episode is. Listen to the guys talk about Super Bowl commercials being underwhelming, the word “veggies” being too cute for a grown man, and pillow fighting becoming an official combat sport??? LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who asks for a side of veggies and smiles when they do it. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Going Full Attack Mode | s.2 ep.44
Feb 3, 202201:11:00Tap to summarizeWord on the street is there's been some trash talking in the mean streets of Podcastville. Some real UNSOLICITED trash talk. And when that happens, you know the guys are going full attack mode. But before the blood bath, listen to the guys talk about two-lane drive thru's being bullsh*t, Pablo Picasso being bullsh*t, and bullsh*t names for celebrity babies as we wait for Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's love child to be born. Sorry. Going full attack mode a little early here. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who's tired of being disappointed every week by The Unsolicited Podcast's "content". RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Transcribe →with Beating up Goths | s.2 ep.43
Jan 27, 202201:05:18Tap to summarizeFirst Lola Bunny, now the green m&m?!?! WHEN WILL SOCIETY LEAVE OUR HOT CARTOONS ALONE?! Listen to the guys break down some hot animated mascots, try to solve the mystery behind the Crazy Frog's sudden penis growth, and how Mike can beat up every single goth. Yeah. You heard him. Every. single. one. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who lights some candles to watch vintage m&m commercials for that raw, uncensored green m&m footage. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Five stars and up! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
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