271: Zane Accidentally Predicts the Future (video proof)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered — Episode 271: "Zane Accidentally Predicts the Future (Video Proof)"

Host/Authors: Zane & Heath
Release Date: February 17, 2025
Podcast Title: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered
Episode Title: Episode 271: Zane Accidentally Predicts the Future (Video Proof)

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1. Neighborly Observations and Treehouse Tales

Timestamp: 00:15 - 01:32

The episode opens with Zane and Heath discussing their observations of a neighbor’s property. Matt notes unusual construction activities, leading to a conversation about the presence of a large treehouse.

• Matt: "No, but is your neighbor building onto their house? Are they building another story?" (00:15)
• Heath: "They’re busy in the treehouse." (01:32)

Zane expresses concern about privacy due to a window in their treehouse that overlooks his property, highlighting issues of neighborhood privacy and the elaborate construction of the treehouse.

2. Jessica Alba's Abduction on the Set of 'Flipper'

Timestamp: 01:38 - 03:26

Heath shares a gripping story about Jessica Alba, who was reportedly abducted and found bound in the trunk of a car while filming the movie "Flipper" at the age of 15.

• Heath: "She was abducted, bound, and found in the trunk of a car. And nobody knows what happened still to this day." (02:04)
• Matt: "I never knew that. That's like... It’s always wild when we hear stories about certain movies and scary things that happen on them." (03:48)

The hosts delve into the history of the "Flipper" TV show and its revival in the '90s, questioning the circumstances surrounding the incident and its impact on Alba’s career.

3. Super Bowl Experiences and Zane's Prophetic Moment

Timestamp: 06:00 - 16:48

Zane recounts a mysterious experience during a last-minute gig in New Orleans, where he inadvertently predicted attending the Super Bowl before it happened.

• Zane: "I was talking out of my ass. And it did not go up yet. It was not live yet." (07:11)
• Manager: "Oh, 100% manifestation. You put it out there in the universe." (07:42)

Heath and the team discuss the nature of manifestation and how Zane's off-the-cuff remarks seemingly aligned with future events. This segment emphasizes the themes of fate, coincidence, and the power of intention.

4. Kanye West's Controversial Super Bowl Commercial

Timestamp: 29:20 - 35:27

A heated discussion unfolds about Kanye West’s resurfacing video from 2023, wherein he allegedly predicted the Super Bowl score.

• Matt: "She’s doing an interview at a radio station in Philadelphia... she goes, I'm going with the Eagles... 40 to 22." (29:20)
• Zane: "If the coaches both saw this video, they're like, let's make it 40 to 22. It’s scripted." (30:06)

The hosts debate the authenticity of Kanye’s prediction, the improbability of the exact score, and the broader implications it might have on perceptions of premonition and media influence. They express skepticism about the incident being a mere coincidence or a calculated move by Kanye.

5. Animal Conservation Success Stories

Timestamp: 46:41 - 51:52

Shifting gears, Zane, Heath, and Matt share awe-inspiring statistics about animal conservation efforts.

• Matt: "In 1960, there were 1,400 humpback whales on Earth. Guess how many there are now." (46:54)
• Zane: "It's 135,000. That is incredible that that species was so close to dying." (47:21)

They highlight the recovery of humpback whales, mountain gorillas, bald eagles, and sea otters, attributing their resurgence to dedicated conservation and legal protections.

6. Potential Asteroid Impact: YR4

Timestamp: 53:54 - 57:51

The podcast takes a dramatic turn as the hosts discuss the asteroid YR4, which has a 2.1% probability of impacting Earth in December 2032.

• Matt: "Astrologers are closely observing an asteroid, YR4, with a potential of impacting Earth in December 2032." (54:00)
• Zane: "If the end of the world is about to happen, like a big fat ass asteroid... we'd have the best time of our life for a week." (56:14)

Heath and Matt elaborate on the possible consequences of such an impact, comparing it to historical events like the Tunguska event. They explore human reactions, societal breakdowns, and the philosophical implications of facing potential extinction.

7. Crayola's Return of Retired Crayon Colors

Timestamp: 60:42 - 66:22

In a lighter segment, the hosts discuss Crayola's initiative to bring back eight retired crayon colors, sparking nostalgic memories and playful debates.

• Mariah: "Have you seen the girl on TikTok? Her whole personality is collecting the Dandelion one because it was discontinued." (60:48)
• Matt: "This initiative is basically in response to numerous fan requests to bring back these beloved colors." (61:26)

The conversation highlights the emotional connections people have with colors, the impact of discontinued products, and the joy of rediscovering favorite items.

8. Sponsor Messages and Brief Interludes

Throughout the episode, there are sponsored segments from Wayfair, Shopify, HelloFresh, and BetterHelp. These advertisements are seamlessly integrated and skipped in this summary as per the guidelines.

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Notable Quotes

• Zane on Manifestation:
  "That's insane." (07:50)

• Matt on Jessica Alba's Story:
  "That's crazy. Like, Australia, out of all places. You think it would be kind of, like, safe out there." (03:26)

• Heath on Super Bowl Ticket Prices:
  "The cheapest one I saw was like 3,500, but it seemed like the average was like 6, $7,000 for one ticket." (18:24)

• Zane on the Asteroid Impact:
  "I genuinely think all of us wouldn't be... We would just accept it and have the best time of our life for a week." (56:14)

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Conclusions and Insights

Episode 271 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered" masterfully blends personal anecdotes, intriguing stories, and serious discussions. From unsettling tales about Jessica Alba and potential asteroid impacts to heartwarming animal conservation victories and nostalgic reflections on crayons, the hosts offer a diverse and engaging listening experience. Zane's seemingly prophetic moment serves as a catalyst for deeper conversations about fate and manifestation, while the segment on Kanye West adds a layer of skepticism and media critique. The episode balances entertainment with thought-provoking topics, making it a compelling listen for both regular listeners and newcomers.

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Note: This summary intentionally omits advertisement segments, intros, and outros to focus solely on the core content and discussions of the podcast episode.

Transcript

[Zayn]

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[Heath]

Every style, every home.

[Matt]

No, but is your neighbor building onto their house? Are they building another story?

[Zayn]

Oh, like the tree house that they have.

[Matt]

I just saw a bunch of tarps on their roof. Like right there when you look down into.

[Heath]

Oh no, they just got a leak.

[Zayn]

Yeah, just probably leakage. Just a leaky roof. There's a tree house next to it. Have you seen the treehouse? There's a whole tree house treehouse.

[Mariah]

You could pay rent there.

[Zayn]

It's really nice. And I didn't notice it until maybe three months in because there's a window right to the side where, because the way where the window is in my mirror you could fully see me like getting in the shower, out of the shower, like through that window. Cuz they have a window and I.

[Heath]

Could see the kids. It's perfect vision.

[Zayn]

Like I can't see theirs, but you can definitely see through mine. Like it's that like.

[Matt]

Oh. Does it look like they're actually using the treehouse or is it like a treehouse from a long time?

[Zayn]

I don't know. I just hope there's not a creeper in there staring at me.

[Matt]

How, how's the entrance to the treehouse? Like, is it like a ladder or stairs to get to it? Elevator? Oh, they got money.

[Zayn]

No, I, I, I only, I've only seen a section of it. Like I honestly don't know how to get like how they get up there. What it like if there's stairs.

[Heath]

Really nice. Oh hell, like those kids are super lucky. Their dad loves them.

[Zayn]

Is there kids there? I've never heard kids in the backyard over there. Never heard one kid back there because.

[Heath]

They'Re busy in the treehouse.

[Matt]

I love a proper tree house. We, we've talked about tree houses, right?

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah, I think I've told you that there's a treehouse here.

[Heath]

But Matt, I have a crazy, I have a crazy story for you that I just found out. And what have you heard about what happened on set of Flipper with Jessica Alba when she was 15?

[Matt]

Jessica Alba is in Flipper?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Jessica Alba is in Flipper. Is Elijah Wood and Flipper or Flip Elijah woods and Zeus and Roxanne. Another dolphin movie?

[Heath]

No, not Elijah. Whatever. So she's, she was in Flipper when she was 15. Apparently when they were filming this on set, she was abducted, bound, and found in the trunk of a car. And nobody knows what happened still to this day.

[Matt]

What, did she just come forward with this story or has this been known? That this.

[Heath]

It was. It was known, but it's like resurfacing right now and people are, like, talking about it.

[Matt]

So it was the. It was in 1996. Yeah. Jessica Alva was found bound and gagged in the trunk of a car at the age of 50, 15 in Australia.

[Heath]

Nobody's ever found out what happened, caught the people that did it. And I just, like, I just cannot believe that that happened on the set.

[Matt]

Of Flipper, I guess.

[Heath]

Is there a TV show called Flipper as well?

[Matt]

I think that Flipper was something that was big in the 50s and 60s or 70s and there. I think there was a TV show and they revived it in the 90s and made it a movie. I think that's true.

[Heath]

So. Yeah, I just. I didn't know if you had heard about this also.

[Matt]

No, I was. And I'm surprised. Like, I guess I've never heard, like, Jessica Albert tell this story or anything like that. Crazy. Like, Australia, out of all places. You think it would be kind of, like, safe out there.

[Zayn]

How long was she kidnapped for?

[Heath]

It was, I think, a day. Like, a full day.

[Zayn]

Full day.

[Heath]

There's really not much about the story other than, wow, that's insane.

[Matt]

I never knew that. That's like. It's always wild when we hear stories about, like, certain movies and, like, scary things that happen on them, like the Titan. Everybody was drugged with pcp. What? You never knew that? No.

[Mariah]

The Titanic movie set.

[Matt]

On the movie, they were giving away clam chowder and everyone was eating the clam chowder. And ever. Or everyone who ate the clam chowder just started tripping balls and was like, what's happening?

[Mariah]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

A lot of the cast and production crew and apparently what happened, somebody who was, like, in charge of catering was like, mad at the production and decided to just lace the entire clam chowder with pcp and they had to stop production for, like, I think well over for a week, take people to the hospital. And it went from being really scary to also really funny, too, because, like, people just had to, like, kill time just being high up PCP with one another at the hospital, chilling out in the hallways and stuff.

[Zayn]

Wait, let me. I've heard PCP so much. What is it again? Pcp?

[Matt]

That's a really great question, Zayn. I Do not know.

[Zayn]

Is it like some sort of like.

[Matt]

Is it like. Is it like a ketamine kind of thing?

[Heath]

It's a hallucinogenic drug. Yeah, it's like an acid type.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's mind altering effects. It's like an anesthetic that's used recreationally.

[Zayn]

I remember as long as that they were having fun on it, you know, like as long as they were.

[Heath]

This iconic scene right there that was on pcp.

[Mariah]

Imagine. They probably thought they were on the real Titanic.

[Heath]

Method acting going down.

[Zayn]

It like messed up with their brain chemistry so much where they just tell people now. No, no, we were on the Titanic, right?

[Matt]

Yeah, I just. Yeah, that's always like a one crazy story. I know from like a movie that's.

[Zayn]

I cannot believe I've never heard of.

[Matt]

That because I feel like for a long time they didn't want to like talk about it to the public because they thought it was going to ruin press for the movie. And then like now, years later, a lot of like the cast and directors and stuff are now sharing the story about what went down.

[Zayn]

It may have ruined the press for the movie at the time, but I think talking about again brings it like you bring people back to want to watch it again.

[Heath]

Try to see if you could spot anybody.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Is it a seed?

[Zayn]

You never know. You never know dav.

[Heath]

Anyway. All right, let's jump.

[Matt]

Let's do it.

[Zayn]

All right. It's coffee time, baby. U N R E E E E welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered baby. I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Mariah]

I'm Mariah.

[Zayn]

And we are on pcp. Welcome back, baby.

[Matt]

How y'all doing?

[Zayn]

I. I want to start off by saying this. I. So I was in New Orleans this past weekend.

[Mariah]

Good, good pronunciation and right.

[Zayn]

We got this. Sorry.

[Heath]

Actually. Actually it's Nolan.

[Zayn]

But I kept saying it. Weird. I had people, how do I say, is it New Orleans or New Orleans?

[Mariah]

To me it sounded good. So I don't know.

[Zayn]

Yeah, we'll see. But I. Alicia and I got a last minute gig to go there. It was like Thursday night. I think we got it to go. And it was like very, very quick. And we get there and as we're checking into the hotel, we. I get a text from Mariah. She's like, zayn, you got to watch this clip. And the clip is. I think you must have forgot. I definitely forgot. There's a clip of us talking about the super bowl and how I was going to the Super Bowl. Because I got a gig.

[Heath]

Because he was like, I want to inter. He was interviewing people, remember?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

He, like, invested.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I'll be on the field. I'm actually doing interviews.

[Matt]

Shut up. Oh, my God. But where is it?

[Zayn]

It's the Sofire, so. No, no, it's in New Orleans. New Orleans. So I'm gonna fly there this weekend. Sure enough, I was talking out of my ass. And it did not go up yet. It was not live yet. This was while she was editing. So when she sent me that, I was like, did someone see it? Is that, like, they did. They think it was funny to get me? It was not even live yet.

[Matt]

That is so freaky insane.

[Zayn]

I showed us my manager. She was like, oh, 100 manifestation. You put it out there in the universe.

[Matt]

Totally did that.

[Zayn]

That's insane.

[Heath]

This happens way too much, really.

[Zayn]

And it's crazy that it didn't, like, hit me that I literally black out every episode. I just say shit. I just. I talk out of my ass, and then I forget about it when we.

[Matt]

Leave the room, you know, we know you would.

[Heath]

You would be profit Zane back in the day, yo, People. People would be like. Would actually be.

[Mariah]

You'd be Saint Z. He knows he pray to Saint Zayn. He knows. He knows my mom would definitely pray.

[Zayn]

To Saint Z. Prophet.

[Heath]

People would be bringing their babies up to you.

[Matt]

And.

[Zayn]

And they have already. Please, at our meet and greet.

[Heath]

Animals, come take my baby.

[Zayn]

Children, kiss my baby's forehead.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Mariah]

Patron saint of manifestation.

[Matt]

How was, like, the entire experience, though, going out there, like, with the flight? There were most of the people on the flight going to the Super Bowl.

[Zayn]

The entire flight was filled with. With Eagle and Chief fans.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Mariah]

Players.

[Zayn]

No, sorry, nine. It was like 90% of the people were in their jerseys, like, chanting, like, going by, like, the opposing players, like, you're going down. It was a full, feisty, full flight. Yeah, it was crazy. I think we were the only ones not in. In jerseys.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Mariah]

I saw people having fun, like, on flights. And the flight attendant was like, if you come up and do karaoke, I saw that too. We'll give you free cocktail. So this. This guy went up, was like, all right, I'll do it. So he, like, got the little intercom thing. Like, that's. I've never been on a flight that has fun like that.

[Heath]

They're trying to change the narrative right now. They see these planes going down. They're like, all right, have a karaoke in the air. Kind of getting people excited.

[Zayn]

I've noticed Southwest has been doing a lot of fun.

[Mariah]

Southwest is not like other players.

[Heath]

No.

[Zayn]

I hate their first come, first serve.

[Matt]

Sorry. Here we go. Talking about flights again and stuff. But I saw a tick tock and I thought this was kind of interesting. And it's up for Delta. The moment you land into getting your luggage, it should be. They have this commitment where if it. If they take longer than 20 minutes to get your luggage, maybe it's not from the moment you land. Maybe it's the time you really get off the plane.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

If it's over 20 minutes, you get 2500, like delta points. Really? You have to like, submit the claim or whatever. But even though it's not that much in points, it's just this like, thing you can do anytime you're on a Delta flight going.

[Heath]

It's like when your pizza Delivery is over 30 minutes, you get it free type deal.

[Matt]

Right. They still do that? I've never.

[Heath]

I've never ordered from a place that does it 30 minutes or less.

[Zayn]

I think they do it like secretly, but they don't promote it. And most people probably don't do it. It's just kind of this secret little like secret drink on the menu.

[Matt]

I feel like it has to be a certain pizza joint that is in like a densely, like urban area where they. And there's a perimeter for 30 minutes or less.

[Heath]

Speeding and reckless driving.

[Zayn]

Honestly, it really does from. It's just bad.

[Heath]

You know, there's still. Remember I showed you my. My luggage that got destroyed?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

I was waiting this entire time for that claim to be like, fulfilled, filled, and like get my new suitcase because they absolutely wrecked it finally here back. I had to call. They're like, oh, no, you're gonna have to submit a claim with this other company. So I do that. I send in pictures and videos of my bag and then they go like days later, send it in and we'll repair it.

[Zayn]

This bag, the brand.

[Mariah]

So now he has to go find one. A box big enough to send it.

[Heath]

And ship my suitcase.

[Matt]

They have a store out here. You could like just drop out.

[Heath]

It's not Ramo. I have to go through the insurance company that United uses.

[Matt]

That's because then you have to get like a new bag too.

[Heath]

It's a metal suitcase and there's a hole blown in the side of it.

[Matt]

Yeah. What are they gonna do it just.

[Zayn]

Like the plane weld it. Yeah.

[Matt]

Just heath.

[Zayn]

New video idea for you. Diy. Let's fit my. Fix my suitcase. Do. Do the rice where you have the Ramen A sunflower.

[Heath]

Yeah, a little bit of epoxy.

[Zayn]

See, I think Ramona's gonna see this, and they're gonna love it. And they're gonna be like, you know what? Come in a store, we're gonna give you freeback. I'm telling you right now, they gotta do it.

[Heath]

Crazy, though.

[Zayn]

Manifestation. I get one, Heath. Manifestation.

[Matt]

Put it out there. Wait. So back to the Super Bowl. You did not go to the game. You went to.

[Zayn]

Didn't go to the game. I didn't even. I didn't know who won until I came back. Didn't know who won. What? It's. Because it was. We were so focused on this. We really didn't, like.

[Matt]

Oh, pay attention to. But where were you guys? Were you outside of the stadium? Were you in a tent? We were in expo.

[Zayn]

We were at an after party. We were at an after party for one. For, like, sports. It was a Sports Illustrated party. And we were. They had a food truck there for people, for partygoers, like, wanting to grab a burger.

[Heath]

This was the day before. So you were. You were doing this on Saturday. Super bowl was Sunday.

[Zayn]

Yes, Saturday night. That was when the party happened. And then the next day was Super Bowl. But we left. We flew out on before. Right before the game started.

[Matt]

Okay, okay. In and out.

[Heath]

So the game was happening while he was in the air.

[Zayn]

I was so surprised of how many people were in the air watching the game. It's like, what are you doing on? Like, I knew that.

[Heath]

Imagine no screen.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

Because the reason why we had to get on the plane, because we thought we had to record coming back. That was the only reason why we're flying back. Right in my head, I was like, what? Why are these people flying back? It doesn't make any sense. If you live there, why are you getting on a plane? Like, stay there. Enjoy your city. Like, watch the game.

[Heath]

It's probably all the people renting out their homes and stuff to get away from the hoopla.

[Matt]

And it's probably a cheap flight that, like, if you're in the town of the super bowl and you're taking the flight out that is happening during the Super Bowl, I bet that's, like, the cheapest ticket you get on it.

[Zayn]

I forget that people get out and get their rent, their houses out because they make so much money, probably cover.

[Heath]

That mortgage for six months.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Were there any, like, celebrities at the thing you were at, like, so the moment.

[Zayn]

The moment we got to our hotel, I look outside, I see. What's his name? I Got a video of him. He was doing a whole video. He's the. He's this. This black dude that, like, he sits in a chair like a crown, like a. Like a big, like, king chair. And people walk up and it's like an audition process. I saw him.

[Matt]

I forgot his name.

[Zayn]

He was walking through, and they're filming this whole thing right outside of hotel because there was, like, a restaurant there. And I'm watching. I'm like, oh, my God. I see him all the time on Tick Tock. And I. I filmed him. I filmed him filming something, and I was like, I want to save this because I can't wait to see this video so I can post it side by side. Like, saw the bts, saw him. Five minutes later, I saw Diplo walking by. And then a five. Five minutes later, I saw, like, an actor walking by. So I was like, oh, we're in a hot spot right now. This is it. And I also totally forgot that, like, everybody comes in for the Super Bowl. It, like, didn't hit me. It was just. Yeah, everything was happening so quick. And I was also. Also super anxious for this, like. Yeah, for this video that we have to film. It was just, like, really all a blur. And then at the party, I honestly didn't pay attention to anybody in the crowd because at this party, we had to film while there was, like, all these, like, influencers and celebrities there. So in my head, I was like, oh, my God. I pounded, like, a couple drinks. I was like, I need to, like, not pay attention to anybody except for this. And I did a pretty good job. Oh, you should have seen the Raw. I was wondering.

[Matt]

I was like, zane delivered that sentence.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God. We had three hours of footage, and we compacted it down to a minute and a half.

[Matt]

So you did great.

[Zayn]

It was good.

[Mariah]

It turned out really funny.

[Zayn]

Thank you.

[Mariah]

And good duo.

[Zayn]

We were freaking out because the mic. The mics were peaked half the time. So obviously we finished the next day. We're. We're editing, trying to get it up, and we're like, oh, my God. That makes our beat. We're panicking. And then we're like, you know what? Let's just switch this entire idea where, like, we suck.

[Heath]

Like, we're sucking into, like, the stuff going wrong.

[Zayn]

Everything is going wrong, and that's what we did.

[Heath]

So we, like, honestly made it better. Like, sometimes those things happen for a reason, and it ends up being better. And you, like, kind of, like, lean into that.

[Mariah]

It stands out from other videos of people.

[Matt]

You make it Work.

[Zayn]

You make it work. Exactly. And we were, we loved that. We loved the. So the brand never denied the tour competition, but there was just a clip of this them like talking like the client is like wants it. But we decided like, let's just make it look like they denied the tour competition like concept.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

And we thought they were not going to like that and remove it. But they're like love to everything. No notes.

[Matt]

Great. Thank you.

[Zayn]

That was so sick to like work with somebody that like let you do.

[Matt]

Whatever you give you the creative freedom.

[Zayn]

It was awesome. It was, it was really, really sick that they let us just like, like run free. That was really cool.

[Matt]

Love it.

[Heath]

Did they, did they let you drive the truck?

[Zayn]

No, because it was, it was stationed at the party.

[Heath]

So I would have been, we were.

[Zayn]

Really excited to drive the truck. But no, it was because we didn't film till later.

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[Matt]

How much is the super bowl ticket?

[Heath]

Like did you see the, they go.

[Matt]

Around interview people but like it always ranges. Someone's like 2,000, someone's like 5,000.

[Heath]

The cheapest one I saw was like 3,500, but it seemed like the average was like 6, $7,000 for one ticket.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I, I heard it was like people were like fighting for $3,500 tickets to go to the super bowl, which is like that's. How much were they like four years ago? Were they that much or are they. Are they just going up every year?

[Mariah]

It's actually a good deal if you're watching a professional football game and a concert.

[Matt]

Kind of cool.

[Zayn]

Wait, and Mariah. And you get to see all these celebrities.

[Matt]

It's like it's a bucket list thing for sure where it's like you don't go to the super bowl every year, but you will go at least your team and it's there. And you have been watching this team your entire life.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And you want to treat yourself what.

[Mariah]

Two teams would get you to be like. I need to go to the super bowl.

[Matt]

Definitely Cowboys and probably the Pittsburgh Steelers. Just because I have family from Pittsburgh and I could see them being like, well, if Pittsburgh Steelers, us, we all have to go. It'd be like a joint family like affair. I would say that. Or Colts maybe.

[Zayn]

A lot of people don't think it'll happen, but if this did happen to be so sick because my entire family would go. The Dolphins. Oh, that would be Dolphins. They don't get like too far every year. But my God, if they were ever able to get to the super bowl and playing the Super Bowl.

[Heath]

Your mom and brother have season ticket.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Heath]

Right?

[Zayn]

Yeah. So my brother has season ticket holders and he has like plus like three or four at all times.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zayn]

He's always inviting like my mom or his friends or. And he's a big, big fan. So like I. That would be so sick for it to see the Dolphins.

[Heath]

I haven't been to a tailgate, I think in like 10 years.

[Matt]

Tailgate? I'll go to tailgates and not go to the game. Yeah. Better vibe ever.

[Heath]

And you don't need to.

[Zayn]

And you didn't. You do you need to pay to. In the. Oh, you do still.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You. Most people, they'll pay for parking and then you just like chill there in the parking lot with everybody and like they'll stream it and have it up on like. Cuz they'll bring like cds, like plug them in with like a generator.

[Zayn]

That's. Yeah, I. I actually love that. I love that they allow people to even come like fill up the parking lot too.

[Heath]

Like it's like nascar. A lot of people go to nascar and they don't go in. They just tailgate and watch the race.

[Mariah]

I just like the vibe of a stadium in general. Like I won't watch sports on tv but like. And I won't even know what's going on. But get me in a stadium. I'm having the time the I'm like, I gotta get the merch.

[Heath]

Yeah, I love it.

[Matt]

It's wild though. We're in this kind of new age with how stadiums are approaching the stadium experience. Because like, for. There was a while where it's like, let's try to get as many seats as we can and have this be thousands and thousands just to get more people in the seats and make it affordable for people. But now some stadiums are like, reduce the seats but increase the luxurious experience of whatever you're buying. So it's like there's different types of suites. There's like executive suites, premium suites. Then you have these ones that are like at Sofi Stadium. That's like you're at a club. Yes, right there.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And they know that these like wealthy, wealthy people are going to spend more money on that and you can charge them more with bottle service and all of that stuff. And then. Oh, what was the other.

[Heath]

Do they have.

[Matt]

There's.

[Zayn]

Do they have like a section for like the just regular, like regular guests getting GA tickets. Is there a section where they can like feel like they're at a bar but also watch the game? Because I know they don't have. They should have.

[Heath]

They have full bars there that have the TVs up. So like you can.

[Matt]

It's like circular. It's like looks like you're at like a. Like you can hang out.

[Heath]

You still need an actual ticket seat, like for like the level of your own.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But you can like go hang out at the bar and like do whatever.

[Zayn]

So everyone really gets a good experience. It doesn't matter who you are.

[Matt]

I'm not waiting in line for that just like damn concession thing. Yeah, it's way more like you can experience your drink here.

[Heath]

You know what I really want to do? Type it in. It's basically a whole section of like a stadium, but you're not at a stadium. It's full built in seats and they have a giant screen in front of you.

[Matt]

Oh my.

[Heath]

So it feels like you're at a stadium, but it's fake. And they did just live stream.

[Matt]

My parents just went to this last weekend. I was just talking to them on the phone. There's only one in LA right outside of Sofi and there's one.

[Zayn]

Wait a second.

[Heath]

What is it?

[Matt]

What is it? Okay, this is Onyx or Cosmics or something like that. It's.

[Zayn]

Oh my God.

[Matt]

It's like the Sphere. But you're watching a game.

[Mariah]

That's genius.

[Heath]

How sick is that?

[Mariah]

Yeah, that's really cool.

[Heath]

Wait, that's and it feels like you're at the game.

[Zayn]

Where is that?

[Matt]

There's one, it's right outside of Sofi at like this big bar, sports bar place where you can watch it there. And then there's one in Dallas. Maybe it's in Frisco. Yeah, it's in Frisco. Over near the Nebraska Furniture Mart, I think.

[Heath]

But like watching videos of it, it. Dude, it looks like you're at the game. And it's cool because you probably get better.

[Zayn]

You probably could have a better experience watching it here than Cosmos.

[Matt]

That's what it's called.

[Heath]

And you get like, like technically, like better seats and like visuals while you're there because, like, you're not having that.

[Matt]

They wish they did get the look they got on the lower side and they wish they were a little bit higher. They didn't. I don't know the angle that they were looking at. They thought it's better, more mid. Tier.

[Heath]

Look at how cool that is.

[Mariah]

That is really cool.

[Zayn]

I think they should make one where it wraps all the way around and somehow they have cameras where it's like you're at the stadium from.

[Matt]

So 360.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So the field, where would you be?

[Zayn]

Look, look. So at. At the actual super bowl, they'd have cameras like wrapping around the entire stadium, right. Giving you that like from like your.

[Matt]

Pov, are you in the middle of the field? And then you would have to turn around. I. I like what you're talking about, but I think it's good to have a.

[Zayn]

Okay, you see where this angle of the stadium is? That's obviously coming from one camera, right? So imagine there's cameras wrapping around the whole thing. So wherever you're sitting, that's where your point of view is from. If you're actually at the Super Bowl.

[Matt]

Hop it around. They do change camera angles. It's not the camera angle the whole time, but he's.

[Heath]

I get what you're saying. So you're saying have a circular, like a curved.

[Zayn]

Correct. Yes.

[Heath]

It would be like this. And we would all be in stadium style seats around a giant.

[Zayn]

Exactly. Because I don't want to fly all.

[Heath]

The way to New Orleans looking. But then you're literally building a big ass, like, stadium, like a huge thing.

[Zayn]

You know, it doesn't need to be that big. You make it. You make it for people that don't.

[Matt]

Want a big donut. And inside, the screen goes around. Yes, Virtually. Okay.

[Zayn]

And you're not paying 3, $500 for a ticket.

[Matt]

You're.

[Zayn]

You're paying 500 for a ticket. You just want the experience of being there watching the big game, and you don't want to spend all that money flying there. And it's just.

[Matt]

Where's the baseball field that you can buy a pool? Like, that's a seating. It's like. Oh, a ground pool.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So you're just like doing cannonballs watching the game. Yeah. What.

[Mariah]

So yeah.

[Matt]

What stadium is this?

[Mariah]

Jacksonville Jaguars.

[Matt]

That's a little Chase.

[Heath]

It's kind of cool. I like it.

[Zayn]

This. I funky like this. Keep going. I want to see more of this. I want to see something like this.

[Heath]

And make it crazy.

[Zayn]

It's funny. It's. That's. That's wild. So that's just sitting there at the stadium?

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

Which stadium is this?

[Matt]

Chase Field.

[Mariah]

Oh, Diamondbacks.

[Matt]

Oh, Diamond. I think there's a handful of them. I think there's even one at Frisco Rough Riders. They have like. Like a pool company sponsors it. Yeah, it's like a total ad for them to own this suite and advertise their pool.

[Zayn]

I think it's sick. I just. Yeah, I love it.

[Mariah]

Hey, I'd be in that hot tub.

[Zayn]

Like, your shirt off.

[Matt]

You're just like sitting. You're on the jumbotron and you're like, it's just a little bear to be like, everyone. Because I wouldn't take my eyes off. Just like watching the people in the pool suite in the game. I'm like, I can't believe there's a pool right there.

[Mariah]

Like, instead of like the kiss cam, it's like cannonball cam.

[Zayn]

There you go. There you go.

[Matt]

You just like play dead. You're like a little kid.

[Mariah]

Just like, how long I can hold my breath? There's on the billboard, there's like a timer and you're like holding your breath.

[Zayn]

Or you have like goggles on you. They have the camera on the pool. You get out, you're like a little kid. They just show it.

[Heath]

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[Zayn]

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[Heath]

Did you see the little kid who saved his mom from choking?

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Just gave like his. Gave his mom the Heimlich and then literally was like behind her, like, got her to like cough it up and like wasn't choking anymore. Doesn't say anything. Walks and grabs his video games and start playing his video like 1 second after finishing the Heimlich.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Heath]

Saved his mom and grabbed his phone.

[Mariah]

Stay calm.

[Zayn]

It's a pure song.

[Heath]

Matt, watch this. I'll text it to you. And I'm gonna show Zayn.

[Mariah]

While we're waiting, my dad told me that the quarterback of the Eagles, Kenny Pickett, got married at our venue.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Mariah]

He did. The rumors are true.

[Heath]

Watch this little kid just.

[Matt]

Okay, so he's patting the mom on the. On the back. And this is in Jin Han China.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

10 year old boy. And he's. Yeah, it looks like she was eating grapes. Good on him.

[Zayn]

Whoa. Whoa.

[Matt]

So, yeah, now he's doing Heimlich. And so, yeah, basically the grape was dislodged.

[Heath]

And then watch this. Doesn't say anything.

[Zayn]

Boom.

[Heath]

Give me my phone. That kid was like, z love you.

[Zayn]

Wow.

[Matt]

Got you back good.

[Heath]

And then back to his video games.

[Matt]

Incredible. What a hero he was.

[Heath]

Like, I earned that. Like he.

[Matt]

Yeah, mom can't say nothing now. Really?

[Zayn]

No, like that she owes him her life. She owes him her life. Yes. Wow. That's better than better than I expected. That was a really insane video. Wow, I love that.

[Matt]

Speaking of another insane video, did you see how, like, Tate McCray, a video resurfaced from 2023 where she's doing an interview at a radio station for. In Philadelphia. And this is the last time when the Chiefs in the Eagles played each other because, like, Jason and Travis Kelsey were playing against each other. They asked her, who do you think is going to win? She goes, I'm going to go with the Eagles. They go, what do you think the score is going to be? She's like, 40 to 22.

[Zayn]

No way.

[Matt]

And fast forward two years later, now it's Chiefs and Eagles again, and the score is Eagles 40 to the Chiefs 22.

[Heath]

And that's not like a normal score, right?

[Matt]

Because one even puts out, like a number. At first he was like, 70. No, wait, 40. 40 to 22. Crazy.

[Heath]

22 is not common.

[Matt]

No, no, it's not.

[Zayn]

What if. What if the coaches both saw this video? They're like, let's make it 40 to 22.

[Heath]

It's scripted. It's all planned.

[Matt]

It is pretty crazy that. Yes, she. The exact teams, too.

[Heath]

Really weird.

[Zayn]

So I'm going to, like, if you have any more situations that happen during the game, I would love to hear because I have. I don't know anything that's happened.

[Heath]

This is the first time I didn't watch a single second of the game.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Matt]

Oh, sorry.

[Heath]

Nothing.

[Zayn]

You didn't go to like, a Super bowl barbecue or nothing? You didn't?

[Mariah]

No.

[Heath]

We worked on our wedding.

[Matt]

Philadelphia Mariah.

[Zayn]

She'S like, not until the Allentown. Allentown alleys play.

[Mariah]

Rooting for Philly. Just because that's.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Home base. But, like.

[Zayn]

Yeah, but there was one that my trainer told me today. I, like, I didn't believe. I had to look it up. I didn't believe it. The Kanye did a commercial for the Super Bowl.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Of him, like, at a dentist or something, saying, like, check. Make sure to check out yeezy.com or something like that. It was. But, like, he paid, like, probably 8 to 10 million for this.

[Heath]

Like an actual super bowl commercial.

[Zayn]

People go to the website, one item to purchase.

[Matt]

It's a shirt, white shirt on it, straight up tweets, like, 48 hours leading up to it. It's been. It's.

[Zayn]

Oh, no, I haven't seen a rocker. Just what is.

[Matt]

Like, he's. Well, his account's all been deleted. Everything's off. It's all gone. But it was all going on for the. The.

[Heath]

That's what you promoted.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

No, he Seen this crazy.

[Zayn]

I didn't believe it. He told me. He told me. I didn't believe him. I was like, I have to look this up myself.

[Heath]

Oh, this is not real.

[Zayn]

There's real go on the site.

[Matt]

It was real.

[Mariah]

Sites down.

[Zayn]

It was. It was up. When I looked it up, this.

[Mariah]

I just tried just now.

[Zayn]

Wow.

[Heath]

We're not even going to show the picture of what the merch is. I think everybody can understand in their head. They don't need to see.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Isn't so I'm just surprised because I'm sure there's all these like, approvals that have to like, have to be processed for like these super bowl commercials. Right. If they know that he has been pretty controversial lately and they know that he's doing go to yeezy.com and when they went to yeezy.com. but what was on the site when.

[Matt]

A bunch of other merch. He had already been promoting other merch and then he got rid of all of that and then he put up this. He was even sharing screenshots of his sales to like, right after like his first drop. And then when he did go to yeezy.com that's what it was.

[Zayn]

I just can't like, imagine. There has to be like a giant lawsuit right now, right?

[Heath]

There has to be.

[Zayn]

There has to be.

[Matt]

Yeah, probably. Definitely.

[Heath]

Imagine this lawsuit happens. It posts a list of everybody that ordered the shirt.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Put that out there. And then just be like, oh, yeah, do what you want with that.

[Zayn]

Posting all the names of. That's crazy that I could see that happening.

[Heath]

Manifest it. Say it.

[Zayn]

That's crazy.

[Mariah]

Shopify leaks it.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Yeah, because I don't know. I know that they're also getting mad. Like, Shopify. Shop my Google. Like all the ways like you can pay for it.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

They were like. They were like, why? In a way they could sue Connie back. And just being like you allowed our service to also.

[Zayn]

I think everybody that was linked to that. Yeah.

[Heath]

Did you see what the item was called?

[Zayn]

No one.

[Heath]

It was hh.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

That's terrible. Terrible.

[Heath]

Like, there is.

[Matt]

He was already.

[Heath]

So there is no way that he could spin it and be like, it's a symbol of love. Like, that was used before that.

[Zayn]

What's going on? Insane. It's insane. It's insane. Crazy. What is going on in his brain. I need to rumors his job.

[Matt]

What is rumors about his whole teeth replacement with like, full titanium and that metal now fully in his mouth is like causing his like, brain to go crazy. And he's also apparently, like, been addicted to nitrous and is just like. And tweeting up all this and is having just a full mental spiral. That's rumors. Not my theory. Just what I heard from somebody.

[Zayn]

Honestly, anybody can come up with anything at this point, because who knows? Who knows?

[Matt]

No, it's kind of like, this is like, you know, celebrities get canceled and stuff, and I'm still like, a big, like, separate the art from the artist type person. No, this time, think of controversial people. But then, like, this. I'm like, oh, no. You can't even play Kanye now for, like, ever.

[Heath]

It's the only thing you think about when you hear one of his songs now.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

There is no. Like, you, like, forget about it for a second. It's like, it's the first thing you think of.

[Zayn]

I. I mean, I'm trying to figure out if there's anybody else in the industry has ever gone this far. This is the furthest I've seen you go this far. Every single service that has, like, you just need to remove him from, like, Spotify. Just all these places should just remove him, because this is, like, absurd.

[Matt]

Shame.

[Zayn]

You don't think he'll come after us right after this.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zayn]

I don't want him doing something crazy to us.

[Matt]

To us. I don't know, though. He's so crazy on Twitter. You'll just be like, you know what? I'm gonna go after these unfiltered podcast. Really? This is bad. Like, he's just like, who listens to this? We just get roasted. It would be so good for us, though, to get roasted by Kanye.

[Zayn]

Just.

[Matt]

Well, like, I don't know. We'd get tons of new listeners because everyone be like, you. We're gonna support this.

[Zayn]

Oh, no, I would. I would shut down my phone. I my carry everything. Just. I don't need my phone for. At least. Like, I don't need my phone anymore.

[Mariah]

I just got a wave of, like, just.

[Heath]

Just haunting, like, uncomfortable.

[Mariah]

Like, the air got sick.

[Zayn]

You know what? This is the month of manifestation, though, you know?

[Heath]

Yeah. Be careful.

[Mariah]

Blow your vape. Because it's foggy in here. Or is it just me?

[Zayn]

No, no, no. It's the spirit.

[Mariah]

No, it's really foggy.

[Zayn]

It's the spirits.

[Heath]

Wait, I'm seeing it too.

[Zayn]

I think it's just hot in here.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

Wait, you How Drake Lost Worse than the Chiefs at the Super Bowl. I mean, no, Kendrick's like whole like performance was like pretty crazy.

[Zayn]

So he, he wasn't allowed to say that word. There was a word that you couldn't say.

[Matt]

What word was he.

[Zayn]

Remember when he was performing, he didn't say the. The P word.

[Matt]

Oh, oh, probably, yeah. But the crowd probably said it.

[Zayn]

But that. Do you think that's because the lawsuit that's happening between the two of them were like, I just think you can't.

[Mariah]

Say that on tv.

[Zayn]

Okay. I thought you're allowed to. They just bleep it out on.

[Matt]

Well, they could, I think, like, I don't know.

[Mariah]

There was a lot of hidden things in there that were, like, if the whole thing was really creative.

[Matt]

The whole thing was a PlayStation controller. PlayStation. Sony. Who signs. Who signs Drake? Sony.

[Mariah]

Every little thing was symbolism. And the more you watch it, the.

[Heath]

More you're like, yeah, the more you watch it.

[Matt]

Oh, man, it's so crazy.

[Zayn]

Like, no, like, being Drake and seeing that, like, knowing that this many people and this many, like, brands are all, like, they just crazy.

[Heath]

Super bowl performance crazy.

[Mariah]

It's like the lyric of the year. It's.

[Heath]

I know.

[Mariah]

It's so crazy to hear everyone chanting, oh, my God, I want to see the. The sales of his jeans.

[Zayn]

Right? I love them.

[Mariah]

Where'd you get those jeans? And now everyone, like, release where they're from, and people are ordering them.

[Zayn]

And I know it's not like, you know how tall. Tall people always can rock anything. He's shorter, so you know that you can look good in bell bottles.

[Heath]

Did you notice his necklace?

[Matt]

Yeah, the A for, like, A minor.

[Zayn]

No, no, no. So I. I thought the A was a. His brand. There's a brand that he's a part of that. And that's the logo. So people are saying that that was for his brand. It's literally that A that's on, like, he was wearing merch that says, like, that.

[Matt]

That A. Oh, I thought it was, like, symbolism.

[Zayn]

I thought. I thought so too. But somebody. Somebody was saying that it was a brand.

[Mariah]

I did know a couple dancers out there. I can ask if the.

[Heath]

See if you can get some.

[Zayn]

Wait, really?

[Mariah]

Yeah, of course.

[Matt]

My only critique. My only critique of it. Oh, what? No, I'm serious. Wait. I don't even think. I think. I think it was a fantastic performance. But it was such for the camera, though, and it's not for, like, the audience. Even though I bet the clientele of the people who go to the super bowl and, like, Kendrick fans. But, like, I'm sure I would be a little pissed. So even though it was a massive Kendrick fan, like, where they were shooting it and stuff, it just seems like it was a video shoot. We're watching them shoot something. It's not a performance for us.

[Zayn]

The audience, it was a hundred percent. Four people watching on the TV instead of. Because I'm sure from the. From the bleachers it didn't look that crazy.

[Matt]

When they were in the controller and they were in the X. Yeah. In that red spot. I was like, if I was in the stands, I couldn't see a thing. But maybe it's on the massive jumbo.

[Zayn]

But also when you look at like the past. Past performances too, it's so big where I think people were just expecting big.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And Kendrick Lamar was just like, no, I'm gonna go do what I want. And I want mine to like. Like means something.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And who's watching? Mostly people on tv. I don't give a. The people that are there watching. So that makes sense.

[Matt]

Yeah. What is your go to? Dance.

[Zayn]

He throws my go to. I feel like you know it better than me.

[Heath]

Your go to. He drops down to his knees and then puts his hands. Oh yes. He just goes like this.

[Matt]

Yes, that is your go to.

[Heath]

That's his go to.

[Matt]

Absolutely.

[Zayn]

And I always question why my knees are just disgusting.

[Matt]

The.

[Zayn]

The morning after just ripped holes. Yeah. Everywhere.

[Heath]

I'm trying to think.

[Zayn]

You have a. I think my. Also another go to is like.

[Heath]

It's a lot of legs.

[Matt]

A lot of legs.

[Zayn]

A lot of leg work.

[Matt]

Have you seen that. That girl who's like taking over Pakistan?

[Zayn]

Yo, Matt. Oh my God, bro.

[Heath]

No. What this.

[Zayn]

There was this lady that fell in love with like a 19 year old Pakistani dude. She flies to Pakistan, right? And she goes to meet him and then he. And then what happens?

[Matt]

He also says that she was like a white woman and she's not a white one, she's an African American woman. And this, she shows up to like marry this 19 year old kid and his whole family's like, this is. No, they're like, no. So this woman's just out on her luck. No money, no nothing. And just starts.

[Heath]

And she's stuck in Pakistan right now.

[Zayn]

So she's not stuck in Pakistan. She's choosing to like stay there.

[Heath]

And she's just fighting for her love.

[Zayn]

Fighting for her love. But she's like, she's in. She's doing this whole campaign out there right now, running around.

[Matt]

The news is just following her. She's. She's going to like rallies for like local politicians and they're just, you know, they speak. They don't. What do you speak in Pakistan? Urdu. Or do they speak in Urdu? They don't understand what she's saying she's like, Mr. Choppa, you talk too much or Mr. Chipper, I demand 10k, 100k every single week or more every week. What?

[Zayn]

But the press is the, the Pakistani press is loving it because it's getting, it's gathering a lot of attention from America, from everywhere. But she is just holding it down and do. She is surrounded by press.

[Matt]

But like everybody just wants to interview and get a piece of her, see what she says. Next popular person in one of the most populous countries in the entire world.

[Zayn]

But there's like, she's, there's nothing that's happening. She is just pretty much.

[Heath]

Let me get this straight. So she flew out there to marry some guy that she was talking to online.

[Mariah]

A 19 year old. She's 33.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And okay, so she, the wedding gets called off.

[Matt]

I don't even think it was even the family was just like, you are not marrying this woman and this is not happening. And just this kid like fully rejected her.

[Zayn]

So it's as like simple as it sounds. Like it's, there's, it's very basic. Yeah, she's just out there.

[Matt]

But these people don't understand what she's saying. But she's just saying the most crazy shit, demanding 10k, 50k. And they're just like, huh.

[Zayn]

But she's also like for the, for the people out there, she's like, I'm gonna rebuild. I'm gonna make, I'm gonna rebuild Pakistan. I need $200,000 from the US government.

[Matt]

Everyone's cleaning the streets up. We're gonna build buildings here. And they're just like interviewing her.

[Zayn]

The reason why it looks so good is because the press is just giving her the time. Like that would never be allowed here.

[Matt]

Like a video of her. If it's a fresh video you took of her, we get like a million views like that because the Internet just wants every single video of her because she's just outrageous. And oh wait, I feel like I had an update on her current situation because right now she just left Pakistan. She's on her way to Dubai because she's now the most famous woman in like the Middle East.

[Zayn]

Oh, she's trying to marry rich.

[Heath]

She has a mission like some sort of political. Like she's going to make a difference.

[Zayn]

She is.

[Mariah]

Article title New York City woman who flew to Pakistan for teen lover only to get ghosted. Now has a whole team behind her.

[Heath]

There is this takes her back. Now that she's like popping off, who knows?

[Matt]

She's probably making good money.

[Zayn]

There's this bag of Zani dude next to her. Like, this is all on camera. This is like, it looks like a press conference the whole time. And she's just like, he's, he's talking in Urdu. And she looks at him, he's like, you talk too much. And then just starts talking again.

[Matt]

Like she's just calling all the shots.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

Oh, this is some fun. Like, interesting news. I saw this TikTok that was sharing data of animals that were borderline extinct at one point and the current population of what they are now.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Matt]

And I was. It blew my mind of like, like.

[Mariah]

Who'S close to disappearing.

[Matt]

Yes. So in 1960, there were 1400 humpback whales on Earth.

[Zayn]

How many?

[Matt]

1400 humpback whales.

[Zayn]

And that's very little.

[Matt]

60. Guess how many there are now.

[Heath]

5,000.

[Zayn]

No, wait, triple. Is it more or less?

[Mariah]

It's got to be more. It's more because they were close to going extinct.

[Zayn]

You say triple twelve thousand.

[Matt]

Triple twelve thousand.

[Heath]

I said five five thousand.

[Matt]

There are a hundred and thirty five thousand. That is like incredible that that species was so close to dying. Guess how many. This one was kind of crazy. Guess how many mountain gorillas there were in 1980.

[Zayn]

I wish I knew what a mountain gorilla looked like.

[Heath]

That's how extinct they were.

[Matt]

Like a gorilla.

[Zayn]

Just a gorilla. Like a silver back gorilla.

[Heath]

In the wild.

[Matt]

In the wild.

[Zayn]

Or maybe how many were.

[Matt]

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. If this is 100 wild. 250.

[Zayn]

That's it.

[Matt]

In 1980. That is a dangerously close. Yeah, just like going away.

[Zayn]

Now they're each other.

[Matt]

1100. Wow. Wow.

[Mariah]

Oh, that's kind of.

[Matt]

That's great.

[Zayn]

Oh, that's good that they're. It's going.

[Mariah]

No, I know it's great. But that's. That's still not a lot. Yeah, I love monkeys.

[Matt]

Guess how many bald eagles there were in 1963.

[Zayn]

I know. Very low. Very little. I know very little.

[Matt]

410 bald eagles.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Matt]

And guess how many there are now. 3316,700 bald eagles. Wow.

[Zayn]

So that high club, those 400 did some work.

[Matt]

Yeah, they did some work. Conservation efforts and they made sure, you know, they captured.

[Heath]

They also make it like illegal to like, like kill them. You can't like, like you conserve.

[Matt]

What's the word I'm saying? Conservation conservatories or places where they are there to breed the animals, to release them in the wild. But yeah, a lot of mating, a.

[Heath]

Lot of stuff is like that. You can't hunt them anymore. They like make it illegal to do stuff like that. Which definitely.

[Zayn]

What's an animal that's illegal? Illegal.

[Heath]

Now you can't kill a bald eagle.

[Mariah]

Kill a falcon, I think like elephants, right?

[Matt]

Tigers.

[Mariah]

Yeah, you can kill a lot of things.

[Matt]

Big game, like trophy.

[Heath]

There's a lot of like safari hunts that you can go. If you pay like an insane amount of money they let you kill them.

[Zayn]

It's for like really like those rich like.

[Heath]

Dude, it's awful, bro. I knew somebody that would like do like the like through friends of friends and family, stuff like that that would like go do those safari things. I think I told you he had a giraffe in his house.

[Matt]

Yes. Yeah.

[Zayn]

The house that I was working at with my dad had A giant. Was it the same house or is a different house? I. I had. I worked on a job with my dad, and it was a house in Star Island. No, this guy's loaded, right? And he had a taxidermy, like, taxidermize head, giant neck and head of a giraffe, which is like, they're. Why would you want to hurt a giraffe?

[Matt]

Yeah, that's cruel.

[Heath]

But yeah, like, apparently if you spend enough money, you can. Let's do whatever.

[Zayn]

Yuck.

[Matt]

The hunt. One more. That blew my mind. Sea otters. Guess how many sea otters there were in 1930, which. I'm like, part of me. I'm like, is this data real? But yeah, this is honestly, like, if sea otters.

[Zayn]

800. Dude.

[Matt]

50. Whoa.

[Zayn]

What?

[Matt]

50 sea.

[Mariah]

That had. They had to just all be in.

[Zayn]

One place in a zoo?

[Matt]

Yeah, probably. Yeah, it must have been. I wonder what, like, the actual story is behind just 50.

[Zayn]

I feel like, what's it at?

[Mariah]

Now this is in the wild.

[Matt]

And. And now there are a hundred and twenty five thousand.

[Heath]

I think is really, like, wild horses.

[Mariah]

Oh, yeah. It's kind of. That's even like, where are the wild hamsters, you know?

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

Like you never. There's.

[Zayn]

You never think of that.

[Heath]

Like just a horse.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I don't know. Like the pack of horses spirit. I feel like that's so like, wait.

[Matt]

You'Re asking a horse?

[Mariah]

You just assume somebody owns somebody's. Like, where are the wild horses?

[Matt]

There's. There's. They're out there that just.

[Zayn]

It feels like they should be owned by somebody, but they're.

[Matt]

They're just wild.

[Mariah]

Like seeing a stray dog, like, there's your owner.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Because you need to clean the hooves of horses and like, you need to like, take care of them.

[Matt]

I saw of these people riding around on horses and they run into an entire like, what do you call a pack of. Yes, it's like a Steve herd, maybe.

[Heath]

I think a steed is the male.

[Matt]

It's called a herd. It's a herd.

[Heath]

Matt, you would have been a horse girl if you were. If you were a girl. Yeah, I. I could see that.

[Matt]

I. I was a little Saddle Club fan. Hello, world. This is me.

[Zayn]

Do you ride on the horse while.

[Matt]

Singing that theme song to Saddle Club, which was like a kid show about, like.

[Zayn]

Oh, Saddle Club is a kids show about people that own horses.

[Matt]

Little horse girls. It was like the babysitters club, but like, girls who. It was like Gossip Girl, but for horses.

[Zayn]

Oh, drama.

[Matt]

Yeah, Drama went really down a Lot of backstabbing and talking.

[Heath]

Matt would have been braiding the hair.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah. Go along with his knitting. Right? But hair, they're there, girl.

[Matt]

They're there, there.

[Zayn]

I. I want like a beautiful, like, white horse. I feel like a, like a prophet.

[Matt]

Oh, or just be like Fabio. Just like a male romance. Oh, just rise, stallion.

[Heath]

What's an extinct animal? Like, if you had to choose one to bring back? What animal?

[Matt]

What animal?

[Mariah]

Mammoth. I just want to see it. Look at it.

[Heath]

Okay, that's what you're choosing.

[Matt]

The way of the dodo. I don't even know what a dodo bird looks like, dude.

[Heath]

My. I. I want to see a saber tooth tiger. Oh, yeah, imagine that.

[Zayn]

I don't know. You'll want to see one in the wild.

[Heath]

No, but just like, what a cool animal.

[Matt]

Oh, I. I mean, if they just do a Jurassic Park, I feel like they've been able to, like, extract the DNA and try to get a little egg going. Cross breeding, bring it back, you know, make it like Jurassic park park, you know? I can't believe they're making another one of those.

[Zayn]

Another one with what's her face?

[Matt]

Scarlet Johansson.

[Zayn]

Scarlett Johansson.

[Matt]

But I don't even know where we are. Is it after the last one that we just saw with Chris Pratt?

[Zayn]

Like, we'll see.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Zayn]

But like, I love. You know what? I appreciate the dinosaur movies. I really do. I appreciate it.

[Matt]

I feel like Jurassic World, the first one was like, not bad. And then like the last two, you.

[Zayn]

Want the very first. Like the classic, the first version.

[Matt]

No, Jurassic Park's good. Oh, Lost World.

[Heath]

What's the one where they're rolling around like a ball?

[Zayn]

Oh, I love that one. Is that one with a whale that eats the girl. That one that had a horrible death. Everyone talks about it.

[Matt]

Jimmy Buffett was in the movie.

[Zayn]

Yeah, like, I like that one. That one, that one was fun, right?

[Matt]

That one was a map. But then the other two just got a little absurd.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I want to see End of the world movie with a bunch of dinosaurs running around everywhere in, like, a city.

[Matt]

Speaking of the end of the world, guys, speaking of end of the world, there was. What? This is.

[Zayn]

Well, well, we're not manifesting. We're not saying it's going to happen.

[Matt]

We're just like, there is a. Oh, meteor, come.

[Zayn]

Is there a meteor coming to the planet?

[Matt]

They astronomers are closely observing an asteroid, not a meteor. It's called YR4, which has a potential, though still unlikely, of impacting the Earth. In December of 2032 period. Recent observations have adjusted the estimated probability of collision to approximately. What do you want to think for?

[Zayn]

How far from.

[Matt]

What's the percent it's going to hit Earth?

[Zayn]

Earth 5, 10.

[Matt]

It's 2.1%. But that's. That is the highest I think, one's ever been where they've had to, like, now report it and just shoot it.

[Heath]

Out the sky, you know?

[Zayn]

Why do it?

[Matt]

Send missiles, do a Armageddon, train some oil drillers.

[Zayn]

Send Affleck up there.

[Heath]

Just send him to knock it off the course.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So the asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 300ft in diameter. If it were to collide with Earth, it would cause significant regional damage comparable to the tungusa event in 1908, which flattened an entire area of a Siberian forest.

[Zayn]

So wait, how big is the asteroid?

[Matt]

130 to 300ft.

[Zayn]

So, like, that's not that big.

[Matt]

Yes, but if that.

[Zayn]

When it's coming in, if it's coming into. But how?

[Heath]

Like, you know, if you drop.

[Mariah]

If you drop a penny off the Empire State Building, it'll kill someone.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

True.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

That is. It has to be true.

[Matt]

Urban myth.

[Mariah]

I saw it in the book, Matt.

[Zayn]

It has to. It has to go through you.

[Matt]

It's that guy. But I'll just say it's like a bullet. I believe that, but I don't believe.

[Zayn]

It'S like a bullet.

[Matt]

Then there would be people dying all the damn time if that was true. You're telling me.

[Zayn]

But one hasn't hit somebody yet.

[Matt]

It's unlikely to cause fatal harm due to the pennies.

[Mariah]

Unlikely, but not impossible. Not impossible.

[Matt]

Okay. All right, I take it back. I don't want to be that guy.

[Zayn]

All right, maybe not a penny, but definitely, definitely like, like a nickel, like a marble.

[Matt]

But this asteroid, it would not just destroy Earth if it hit a city, it would destroy a city.

[Zayn]

Yeah. So I think if, like, the end of the world is about to happen, like a big fat ass asteroid, like, bigger than the three. It's like, like, it's like 20,000ft. Like, this is gonna. Like the Earth is on.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And we knew that we had, like a week left. I genuinely think all of us wouldn't be. We. I think we would just accept it and we would have, like, all. We'd have the best time of our life for a week. And we're all going out together, so it's not that, like, crazy.

[Matt]

Who's gonna work at the places we're going out to clock in and work at Saddle Ranch tonight.

[Zayn]

Well, you're not clocking in.

[Mariah]

You're thinking like, this is the end where they're having that huge party and then the asteroid hits and then like Rihanna falls down into the.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Mariah]

Or whoever happened yet.

[Zayn]

Like, it hasn't happened yet. You know what?

[Matt]

But the biggest thing that would just devastate me, even if it were seven days and everyone on earth was going to die, the travel logistics would just. Well, you could not.

[Zayn]

It would actually be your family. It would actually be chaos. It would be chaos.

[Matt]

It wouldn't be chaos.

[Zayn]

You're right. It's actually.

[Heath]

It's scary as you couldn't even like drive to Florida because nobody's going to be working the gas station to like.

[Matt]

Yeah, I would just spend those seven days calling everybody, like, as much as you can. All your friends, you know, you're not going to see and just saying how much you love them. That's what I would do.

[Mariah]

They should have nationwide, like, you know how we do fire drills and earthquake drills in school, Tornado drills once a year. Just the end of the world drill. Like, there's just sirens all across the U. S. And then you get in position.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. For the cold war.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zayn]

It's like, this is serious. Oh, like our.

[Matt]

Make our parents. I don't even know they were little. Little when it happened. But yeah, they would. There was a time where there was such a huge fear of just nuclear bombs and total. What am I saying?

[Zayn]

They would. They would have like drills for that, like, for a new, like.

[Matt]

Yeah. Destruction in the 60s. Yeah, it was really huge where people thought that like we were kind of just gonna get. Yeah. Anytime.

[Zayn]

That's wild.

[Matt]

Like the day the earth stood still. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Everybody would have bunkers like ready to go.

[Heath]

Were people really scared about like, was it Y2K?

[Mariah]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, I was young, so I don't really remember. Like, I remember it being 99 and then was going to 2000, but I don't remember.

[Mariah]

The only thing I remember as a kid is I just heard adults over and over again saying, like, the computers are shutting down. And I was like, what the hell does that mean? Yeah, like we shut our computer down every night, just turn it back on in the morning.

[Matt]

They thought that, yeah, the computers weren't going to recognize that by going back to zero in the double digits, like to 2000, if it was gonna like, like crash the whole economy and cause computers. But it didn't.

[Zayn]

Interesting.

[Matt]

It didn't. But I don't know. I think. I don't know how much Mass panic. It had, I would say, like 30 or 40 of people really worried.

[Mariah]

Release the 2012 movie before or after. Like, did it freak people out even more?

[Matt]

Do you remember the one with John cusack?

[Zayn]

I think 2012 came after the scare.

[Matt]

No, I think it came out, like, around, like, 2011 or. What is it?

[Zayn]

No way. I think I.

[Matt]

2009. So, yeah, I did come before. Oh, yeah, because everyone was saying, like, December 26th of 20, 2012 on the Mayan calendar was going to be the end.

[Zayn]

I'm surprised they made a whole movie about it. It's kind of, like, eerie, I know.

[Matt]

But that end of the world movie is like when the whole earth is just.

[Zayn]

I liked it.

[Matt]

We're done.

[Zayn]

I love that movie.

[Heath]

It was. It was a tsunami. Is that what it was?

[Matt]

It was.

[Zayn]

It was everything. Earthquakes or.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. Like Day After Tomorrow shit. Where. Yeah, just complete mayhem.

[Zayn]

Right? Like, to me, that's funny. Imagine waking up. Like, you have to deal with that.

[Matt]

I love Day After Tomorrow, though, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Dennis Quaid and the girl from. Oh, yeah, when they're, like, in New York and that looks like the same exact movie poster. I know. I think the other one that we saw was a rip off, the other Ice Age one. But Day After Tomorrow, dude, maybe one day.

[Zayn]

Like, I don't. Like, I can't even imagine 21:30 already existing. Like, you think we'll make it that far?

[Heath]

It's weird to think about.

[Zayn]

It doesn't, like, make sense to me.

[Matt]

We'll get there. We'll get.

[Zayn]

You think we'll get there?

[Matt]

Yeah, absolutely. We got here. It's crazy that, like, 2015 was 10 years ago.

[Heath]

What really messes me up is in my head, I still think cars that are 20 years old are from the 80s.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, they're not.

[Mariah]

Yeah. When you think, like, 40 years ago, you're like, all right, the 60s. Yeah. It's crazy how your brain works.

[Heath]

So I. Everything 2000, I haven't been able, like.

[Matt]

Yeah, like, Disney Channel original movies are, like, 30 years now. It's, like, crazy.

[Zayn]

Ew. Ew. Like, like. Like in the year 2000. The 70s or 30 years. Like the 70s.

[Mariah]

Right.

[Matt]

Crayola is reintroducing 8 of their retired crayon colors.

[Mariah]

Have you seen the girl on Tick Tock? Her whole personality is collecting the Dandelion one because it was discontinued. And everyone's. Everyone's like, someone check on the Dandelion.

[Matt]

Well, yeah, she is in great luck because Dandelion is the number One of the returning colors.

[Heath]

I bet she.

[Zayn]

Wait, what color is that?

[Mariah]

Had something to do with it.

[Matt]

Dandelion. We have Dandelion, which retired in 2017. Blizzard Blue, retired in 2003. Magic Mint, Mulberry, orange red, violet blue, lemon yellow. Well, I think sometimes people have, like, fond connections to a certain color, and they had been their favorite.

[Mariah]

I think it's genius. We're going to buy it. Eight retired colors. That's great.

[Matt]

The. Yeah. This initiative is basically in response to numerous fan requests to bring back these beloved colors.

[Zayn]

I'm surprised Crayola's still going, like, the cray. The crayons are still being bought every year.

[Matt]

Yes. It's the so crazy.

[Mariah]

I buy crayons, like, 10 times a year.

[Matt]

You don't want to get that rose art 1. The rose art ones. Those would just like, oh.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Matt]

It's like.

[Zayn]

It's candle. It's made out of wax.

[Matt]

You would just try to. It would break right in your hand, and then it would. Was badass when you had that. That crayon sharpener.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

On the back.

[Mariah]

I actually just ordered crayons the other day.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Mariah]

From her link, I just got, like, the little three pack that you get at restaurants, because I'm gonna give them to the ring bears and flower girls during the ceremony so they can draw on the program.

[Matt]

Love it.

[Mariah]

Keep them quiet.

[Heath]

Apparently when I was younger, when we would go to restaurants, I wouldn't draw anything with the crayons. I would sit there and I would saw it in half with the knife life.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Heath]

And my parents were just like, let him do it. It keeps him busy. And I would sit there and I would just. Just cut the crayon into just, like, little slices and stuff.

[Zayn]

I'm trying to figure out if you're gonna be the next, like, Dexter serial killer. Like, is he having fun? Is this workshop for him or is this, like, is this gonna turn into human bones?

[Heath]

I wish I could hear the conversations between, like, my parents when I was growing up. Like, because, you know that they talk like, you know, you obviously, like, you talk about your kid like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

What do you think about, like, the whole, like, the cutting, like, is he okay?

[Matt]

Like, I'm sure they loved you.

[Heath]

I know, but I wish I could hear conversations of them. Like, no. Is this a concern? Do you think we should worry about this type of thing?

[Zayn]

Yeah. Like, those conversations need to be, like, brought back.

[Matt]

You should ask them.

[Zayn]

You know, that's a really good question for my mom. Just to be like, hey, what concerns did you have? Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, when I was.

[Zayn]

Before high school, before, when I was.

[Heath]

A kid, was there anything that, like, stood out, that you were like.

[Zayn]

Like, oh, we gotta get him checked out.

[Heath]

This doesn't seem right.

[Zayn]

That's a really good. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna ask her. I'm gonna write. Actually write this down because I will forget this.

[Heath]

Oh, didn't you get your mom, like, a journal to, like, fill out, like, questions?

[Zayn]

I left it here. Oh, the one. The one thing I forgot.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Hang on.

[Zayn]

Let me. Let me.

[Matt]

Hold on.

[Heath]

Let me.

[Zayn]

Let me grab.

[Matt]

Let me go.

[Mariah]

I'm doing a podcast.

[Heath]

All right, all right, I gotta go tie my shoe real quick. I'll talk to you later.

[Mariah]

My dad will call me. Me. And then five seconds in the conversation, he goes, all right, let me go. I'm like, you called me. All right, let me go. Let me go. Call me. Call me later.

[Matt]

Do you think your mom would be the type of person to type out all the concerns she had for you, or do you think you should ask her in person?

[Zayn]

I'll ask her to start thinking about it. Like, hey, can you think about it so you can, like, report back to me?

[Heath]

You've never met my dad, have you?

[Matt]

Yes, I have.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Your parents. Yes, I think I've met your dad, like, two or three times.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

At your old place.

[Zayn]

So big.

[Heath]

Big man.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

What suit. What size does he have to get?

[Heath]

Okay, so this is really weird. You just brought up the suit size. I was doing my dad's measurements to get his tux, and his waist, like, pants that he wears is either a 38 or a 40. And I was measuring his waist, and his waist is 45. And I was like, that's so weird.

[Matt]

This is under the gutter.

[Heath]

Like, no, no. Where the. Where the pants are.

[Matt]

Like, oh, wow.

[Heath]

And then I measured myself just to, like, see, like, I don't know. Something might be weird. My waist is 35 inches, but I wear a size 30 jean.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

And then I asked the person that's doing my suit. I was like, how come my waist is 35 inches, but I wear a 30? And he was like, brands and, like, clothing companies don't want to make you think you're a bigger size.

[Zayn]

Oh, my.

[Heath]

So there's, like, five inches.

[Matt]

That extra that they give you?

[Heath]

Yes. For a size 30 pants, you're really, like, a 34, 35 waist.

[Zayn]

Why would they do. I understand that, but, like, because we were so confusing.

[Heath]

Because I had to fill it out for my dad. I'm like, dad, you're 45 inches around your waist, waist. And he's like, I wear a size 40. There's no way.

[Matt]

And come to find out, that's how they do it. I guess I'd never really measure my waist. When I go in and get, like, measured for a suit, I just trust whatever they're looking at.

[Zayn]

And then, you know, to remove 5 inches off the. That's crazy.

[Matt]

They know it.

[Heath]

All right, y'all, check your pants size, and we'll see you next week. Thank you so much for tuning in to another episode. If you want to check out our patreon patreon.com zayn and hey, we do a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q and A every single month. We also keep these cameras rolling so you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode, and it's all on our Patreon for $5 a month. And as soon as you sign up, you get access to everything we've ever posted. And again, patreon.com Zayn Heath is where you can find it.

[Zayn]

You can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all the podcast platforms, and every Tuesday video form. If you want to watch our beautiful faces and speak at the same time on YouTube.com Zayn and Heath all right, unwind.

[Heath]

We'll see you in a second. And thank you guys for watching another episode.

[Matt]

You toodles.

[Zayn]

It's a long farewell to you, my friends.