272: Last Episode Before The BIG Day

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered Episode 272 – "Last Episode Before The BIG Day"

Release Date: February 25, 2025

In this engaging and humorous episode of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, hosts Zane and Heath, along with their co-host Mariah and occasional contributions from Kevin, delve into a variety of topics ranging from pop culture references and personal anecdotes to wedding preparations and lifestyle observations. Below is a detailed summary capturing the essence of their conversations, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps.

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1. Introduction and Pop Culture Banter (00:00 - 02:08)

The episode kicks off with playful banter among the hosts, setting a light-hearted tone. Mariah jokes about Zane's resemblance to Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys, sparking a humorous discussion about the group's latest residency announcement.

• Mariah: "My hair is at its worst right now. And I was like, you know, I'll let it all out. I'm just gonna just." [00:16]
• Heath: "It's very Nick Carter." [00:25]

2. Backstreet Boys Residency and Humorous Proposals (02:08 - 07:00)

The conversation transitions to the Backstreet Boys' new residency at the Sphere in July. The hosts humorously speculate about sneaking backstage and the potential for fun antics, including fake proposals.

• Zane: "Speaking of Backstreet Boys, did you hear they just announced a residency at the Sphere for July." [00:32]
• Heath: "We might be banned. We get there, we buy the tickets." [00:40]

Mariah suggests the possibility of returning for a real proposal on stage, blending their personal lives with pop culture references.

3. Medication Routines and Birth Control Conversations (07:00 - 15:00)

Mariah opens up about her experience with taking antidepressants, sharing a relatable anecdote about inconsistent medication timing. The discussion shifts to birth control pills, exploring their effects and humorous takes on their use.

• Mariah: "I've been taking my medication for the past two years and not... you're supposed to take it the hour." [02:22]
• Zane: "It's like birth control, you know?" [04:50]

The hosts joke about creating games around identifying placebo pills and discuss the varied experiences individuals have with birth control and menstrual pain.

4. Period Cramps and Empathy (15:00 - 21:00)

Heath shares his monthly stomach pains, prompting a heartfelt discussion about the severity of menstrual cramps experienced by many women. The hosts express empathy and solidarity, acknowledging the debilitating nature of such pain.

• Heath: "I get my tummy pain once a month." [05:45]
• Mariah: "We are here for you." [07:21]

5. High School Wrestling Stories (21:00 - 30:00)

Heath reminisces about his high school wrestling days, detailing the physical toll and unsanitary conditions of the sport. The conversation highlights the camaraderie and challenges faced during his athletic pursuits.

• Heath: "My pain that I get, like, my once a month, like, stomach issue that I have." [06:56]
• Heath: "The worst was when I was in high school wrestling." [09:26]

6. Wedding Planning and Preparations (30:00 - 45:00)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Zane and Heath's upcoming weddings. Topics include seating chart arrangements, transportation logistics, and the intricate details of organizing a wedding that feels akin to producing a concert.

• Heath: "We're pretty much done. There's a few other things, like, a lot of filling out." [15:39]
• Mariah: "It's literally like you're planning a concert." [15:50]

The hosts delve into practical aspects, such as opting for a non-seated dinner to ease guest mingling and managing roles like the bouquet and garter toss with humor and strategic planning.

• Heath: "We did not do a seating chart for hours." [17:59]
• Zane: "Have you practiced?" [21:55]

7. Rolex Watches and High-End Purchases (45:00 - 50:00)

Heath narrates the story of acquiring their wedding rings and indulges in a discussion about Rolex watches. They compare pre-COVID and post-COVID purchasing experiences, emphasizing the exclusivity and challenges of obtaining high-end luxury items.

• Heath: "I had it custom made, so I drew it on a piece of paper when we went to the jeweler." [32:20]
• Mariah: "It's too late. I can't do it anymore." [54:17]

The hosts express fascination with the complexities of acquiring luxury goods, sharing personal experiences and humorous takes on the process.

8. Home Improvement and DIY Skills (50:00 - 60:00)

The discussion shifts to home improvement endeavors, with Mariah expressing admiration for Heath's ability to reupholster car interiors and Zane lamenting his struggles with painting walls. They exchange tips and anecdotes about DIY projects, emphasizing the value of online tutorials.

• Heath: "This is my first time redoing, like, the interior on my car." [40:59]
• Zane: "It's an art. It's a skill." [41:15]

9. Workplace Relationships and Behavior (60:00 - 65:00)

Zane and Heath explore the dynamics of workplace relationships, addressing societal perceptions and the complexities of navigating romances within professional settings. Mariah brings up the phenomenon of "work husband" and "work wife" cards, adding a comedic twist to the conversation.

• Mariah: "Where you shouted to like a girl or a guy that's like your work wife." [44:40]
• Kevin: "There's no way they're promoting that." [44:45]

The hosts debate the appropriateness and humor behind such relationships, sharing observations from their own experiences.

10. Contemplating Mortality and Risks (65:00 - 75:00)

In a light yet thought-provoking segment, the hosts discuss hypothetical scenarios involving mortality and risk-taking. They engage in philosophical debates about life choices, safety, and the inherent risks associated with everyday activities.

• Zane: "NASA has made an emergency decision as they confirm it is too late to deflect the asteroid." [53:58]
• Mariah: "I can't do it anymore." [54:17]

Their dialogue explores the balance between caution and living life fully, infused with their characteristic humor.

11. Amazon’s Pedal-Powered Trucks and Sustainability (75:00 - 80:00)

The conversation takes a turn towards sustainability and innovative transportation solutions, focusing on Amazon's new pedal-powered electric trucks. The hosts critique the practicality and environmental implications of such designs, blending skepticism with humor.

• Zane: "It's so scammy of Amazon. They have so much money." [57:05]
• Mariah: "Like, to save money." [58:22]

They ponder the feasibility of integrating such vehicles into everyday logistics, highlighting both benefits and potential drawbacks.

12. Closing Remarks and Promotions (80:00 - End)

As the episode concludes, the hosts wrap up with promotional content, encouraging listeners to support their Patreon for exclusive content and stay tuned for future episodes. They maintain a cheerful and engaging demeanor, leaving the audience anticipating more antics in subsequent shows.

• Heath: "This episode of Unfiltered is brought to you by booking.com." [40:30]
• Mariah: "You can check out these episodes every Monday." [61:00]

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Notable Quotes:

• Mariah on Medication: "I've been taking my medication for the past two years... I thought it was like any time." [03:00]
• Heath on Wrestling Pain: "It was worse than like a rug burn." [09:40]
• Zane on DIY Skills: "I wish I was good at it, and I knew it takes practice." [42:23]
• Mariah on Work Relationships: "I saw a girl got it, like, for her together." [46:27]
• Heath on Amazon Trucks: "It's for them to save money for sure." [58:39]

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Conclusion:

Episode 272 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful discussions. From navigating the complexities of wedding planning and high-end purchases to sharing relatable experiences with health and workplace dynamics, Zane and Heath engage their audience with authenticity and wit. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this episode provides a comprehensive and entertaining glimpse into the lives and thoughts of its hosts.

Transcript

[Heath]

Audio's rolling.

[Zane]

And videos rolling.

[Mariah]

You know what else is rolling?

[Zane]

What? Oh, yeah. Did you Papa Molly before this?

[Mariah]

Absolutely no.

[Heath]

Zane looks like he's been watching a lot of Backstreet Boys videos lately.

[Mariah]

You know, I tried. I wanted to do no for an episode. I wanted to show people.

[Zane]

It's giving just.

[Mariah]

My. My. This is like. This is. My hair is at its worst right now. And I was like, you know, I'll let it all out. I'm just gonna just.

[Kevin]

It's out.

[Zane]

All right.

[Heath]

Thank you.

[Zane]

It's giving Nick Carter.

[Heath]

It's very Nick Carter.

[Mariah]

Just whatever you guys have in your tank, just like let it out now so we can past it.

[Zane]

Speaking of Backstreet Boys, did you hear they just announced. They announced a residency at the Sphere for July. They're doing.

[Heath]

I'm thinking second proposal.

[Zane]

That's what I'm thinking back.

[Mariah]

And Keith, we look completely different from when we did it the first time.

[Heath]

Unrecognizable.

[Mariah]

We come back, I guarantee you could.

[Heath]

Probably sneak backstage and they think you're going to go out and perform. You just got to show that hair.

[Zane]

We might be banned. We get there, we buy the tickets. We don't realize that there's like a clear block here that's just. Just like scan's face.

[Heath]

And it's like you're with the band. No, you are banned. You're not. You're not allowed to be here.

[Mariah]

I can already see the story ties on. Tick tock. These two boys with a little music in the back. He's like, they fake proposed, but not for. This is not the first time. They already did this before. Last time, Backstreet Boys went on residency in Vegas.

[Heath]

Tune in later tonight to hear the full story.

[Mariah]

Part two. Part two. But I think we should definitely go back. Or should we go back and apologize?

[Heath]

We did.

[Mariah]

And actually do a real proposal on stage.

[Zane]

Backstreet Boys, please invite us back.

[Heath]

You ready to rock and roll, baby?

[Mariah]

Heath, I'm always ready to rock and roll.

[Zane]

All right, let's do it.

[Mariah]

Okay.

[Zane]

It's coffee time, baby.

[Mariah]

Cuz. Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Kevin.

[Heath]

Yeah, I'm he.

[Zane]

I'm mad.

[Mariah]

I thought you do the Backstreet Boys names.

[Heath]

I couldn't remember them. Froze. I froze.

[Mariah]

Welcome back to another episode. Thank you so much for coming back. We really appreciate it. I can't believe you're here again. Again.

[Heath]

Stupid. He just took his medication. Bear with him.

[Mariah]

This I did not know. I did not. I'm actually waiting for another two hours. So I've been taking my medication for the past two years and not. You're supposed to take it the hour. The hour every day.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

And I've been all over, all over the place between 10am to 5pm I'll take it somewhere in between there every single day. I thought it was like any time.

[Zane]

Just make it part of your routine.

[Mariah]

The same way it is a part of my routine between 10 to 5 every day.

[Heath]

Hear me out. Stick the pill in the puff in the little hole just that way. So every morning you grab it.

[Mariah]

But then I'll do it. But you know what? Then I will do it still at different times.

[Kevin]

And no, Zane would pick up his puff and be like.

[Heath]

Yeah, what are you doing?

[Mariah]

So that. That's probably why. It's not like I haven't felt any different on it. I just thought it was like.

[Zane]

I mean, it's not gonna kill you, but I think it would toss your. Like just stuff off. Off balance.

[Mariah]

And it's been tossed for a long time.

[Zane]

Is this your antidepressants?

[Mariah]

Yes, it's my Alexa bro.

[Zane]

Alexa Pro.

[Mariah]

So I don't.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, I understand. Well, let's get better at it.

[Mariah]

I will. Well, I'm gonna take it out. I'm. It's at 5:40pm I know. 5:40pm every single day.

[Heath]

You have an alarm set? No, let's start with that.

[Mariah]

Well, they said it's at least within the hour, so.

[Heath]

Yeah, you should set just an everyday alarm on your phone. That way when it goes off, you're like, okay.

[Zane]

Like birth control, you know?

[Heath]

Oh, it would be the worst girl.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Right now I'm on the pill, just pregnant all the.

[Mariah]

I'm like that. That fish.

[Heath]

Well, I kind of remember to take it.

[Mariah]

The pregnant fish in that game. That's what the Tank game.

[Zane]

Oh, the Tank game that we. It's wild how like birth control, though sometimes when they're taking the pill, it's just like a sugar pill for that.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

The placebo.

[Zane]

Like, it doesn't matter. Just take it. Because by. If there was a day, we're like, oh, wait, is today I. The day I don't have to take it? It would just toss you legit off cycle so completely.

[Mariah]

We should try it out one time. We should buy a pack and then try to.

[Heath]

Try to guess which one it is.

[Mariah]

Yeah, we flip it around, play a game.

[Zane]

I think they're different colors too. It's just.

[Mariah]

Oh, they are different colors.

[Zane]

They are different colors. It's just. You're just popping it out because it looks like a calendar. Oh, yeah, I know. Some are on a wheel, some are like.

[Heath]

What's the Advent calendar? Is that what it's called?

[Zane]

Calendar? It's like in a little chocolate, like a little design on it. They should make a birth control advent calendar.

[Mariah]

That would imagine like Marvel themed. Like birth control.

[Zane]

That's sick.

[Mariah]

That's a great campaign.

[Zane]

They should put birth control in like inside the middle of like a gummy daily vitamin. So you kind of get two in one.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

As well. So you know that you're getting your vitamins and your birth control. I don't know.

[Mariah]

Not a bad idea. Well, what happens if guys take it?

[Zane]

You know what? I do not know. I think it could affect maybe your hormones. No, I don't know. It's the same thing where I've always thought with like Midol. If you just had a headache and you had no Tylenol, had no Advil, had no Aleve, and you took a Midol, did it get rid of your headache?

[Mariah]

It's kind of like this for a headache. I thought Midol's for something else.

[Zane]

Well, it's in a similar vein. Midol is for cramps.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it I think is either.

[Zane]

It's not like an IB Pro.

[Mariah]

Guys get cramps too. When I eat too much, like Chipotle, I get like a little cramp.

[Heath]

I get my tummy pain once a month.

[Mariah]

Yeah. Did you get cramps?

[Zane]

Have you ever put on the. The thing? No.

[Heath]

We want to though.

[Zane]

It's basic simulator. A simulator of what like menstrual cramps are. Yes, I can. I. I have never done it, but I also just can't imagine what women have to go through. Mariah, this is.

[Kevin]

You want me to sound pick me or do you want me to lie?

[Zane]

What do you mean?

[Mariah]

Pick me to who?

[Kevin]

Guys, I've never had a cramp in my life.

[Zane]

Whoa.

[Mariah]

Wow. That is so.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Kevin]

Yeah. I don't have. I don't get cramps. So I would like to try it too.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

I mean, is there other forms of like pain that like, do. Do girls get headaches when they are every girl.

[Kevin]

Everybody's different.

[Heath]

Some people get headach fear, like cramps.

[Kevin]

Some people like pass out. There's people that physically cannot move and.

[Zane]

People have to go to work. Like it's crazy.

[Kevin]

It's really like. It's horrible.

[Zane]

You know, obviously if you have a sick day, you have a sick day. You're so sick. But it's wild for women who like can have a Seriously bad period.

[Kevin]

Like, actually bedridden. Not like, I feel sick bedridden. Like you physically can't move out of, like, a fetal position or. It's. It's really horrible. People get hot flashes.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, I know, like, my pain that I get, like, my once a month, like, stomach issue that I have. I know if I had to be in an office or go to work while feeling that there's absolutely no way. So I can only imagine, like, other people that are, like, dealing with that, like, every month, and they are one of the, you know, unlucky groups that have the severe pain.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like. Like, there's no way I could function and work while.

[Mariah]

While dealing with unfiltered is for the girls. You know what I'm saying? We are here for you.

[Zane]

We ride.

[Mariah]

We ride and die for you, baby.

[Kevin]

Everybody's different. I think for me personally, it does help that I dance because my whole life I haven't had. They haven't been severe for me at all. And they only lasted a few days. So, like, I've been very fortunate. But gymnasts, like, don't get it at all because of how much they're working out.

[Zane]

I've heard that.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

But, you know, you're right because I'm a good dancer and I never get periods or, like, any cramps. Everybody's different, you know, I. Wow, this. I think this is really a thing.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You learn something every day.

[Mariah]

Who else. Who else dances like me and doesn't, like, get cramps while they have their period?

[Kevin]

I've got. Did you ever get a toe cramp in the pool?

[Heath]

Yo, yo. Where it locks.

[Kevin]

That's the worst.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

When you're swimming and then your toe is like.

[Zane]

Oh.

[Heath]

Where your toe will, like, just points straight.

[Zane]

It's just. You've. That's never happened.

[Mariah]

I think I need to feel like I don't like. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Zane]

I've had Charlie horses and, like, foot cramps. Wait, it's a Charlie horse in your calf. In a foot cramps in your foot.

[Kevin]

Charlie horse is your thigh.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's more your quad.

[Zane]

I thought it was more my calf. Okay.

[Mariah]

You know what's worse than that, though? When you scrape on the bottom of.

[Zane]

The pool with your chin dove a little too.

[Kevin]

Yeah, I do. I still do this a lot as a grown woman. Like in a hot tub, if you're gossiping and you're walking on your hand like, you're like, yeah. No. And then he said, yeah, you're Always.

[Zane]

In, like the silliest positions, the step rail.

[Kevin]

You're on your. You're like on your stomach floating, but you're walking with your.

[Mariah]

No.

[Kevin]

And then your knee scrapes or like.

[Heath]

The top of your foot, the bone right here on your big toe. Just catch on a.

[Zane]

On a step, it's a worse scrape on your chin because there ain't. There's not a band aid out there. And you're going to school with that on.

[Mariah]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[Zane]

Everyone's looking at it.

[Heath]

The worst was when I was in high school wrestling. And you would get matte burns.

[Zane]

You did wrestling in high school?

[Heath]

You would get map. I would have a matte burn every single month. It's so annoying. It's like worse than like a rug burn.

[Zane]

Oh, I can't imagine.

[Heath]

And it would be like they'd be on your face, they'd be on your chin. You get them on, like your forehead because you're like bracing on the mat and it's just like, can you lube up at all?

[Zane]

Like, put some Vaseline.

[Heath]

Like once you would, like, start sweating. It would be like, easier to like slip inside around on the mat. But when you first start out and it's like warm up time and you're on the mats and that has to smell.

[Kevin]

It's like rubber.

[Heath]

When they would like. Because, like, if you're wrestling, you, like, have to like break like break an arm and like throw them forward. So then you would like hit and land on your forehead and they would. You would like drive and then it would just be.

[Mariah]

And you know that shit's dirty to get so infected.

[Zane]

Get ringworm staff, all of that. Wait class were you in?

[Heath]

135.

[Zane]

135.

[Mariah]

Is that.

[Zane]

Where is that on this? Is that the light weight class?

[Heath]

No, I think our lightest was 103. 103 or 105, something like that.

[Zane]

Do you have to be that exact help?

[Heath]

So in the world, you have to be under it.

[Zane]

So you do your order to be. Then what's like you have to be between this and this.

[Heath]

Technically you could wrestle up if you wanted. So like sometimes a school wouldn't have somebody at that specific weight class. So you would have to jump up.

[Zane]

Okay, so the coach is like, I need you to. Yes.

[Heath]

So there was. I'm. I'm almost positive it was 135. But, like, there was a kid that was a year above me who also weighed the same weight.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

So we Would wrestle for that spot for the. The match that was coming up. Whoever won got to wrestle that and then whoever lost had to either jump a weight. So sometimes I would wrestle at the 140something category. Like if that kid beat me that week, whatever it was. So you would just wrestle up whatever you would be underweight for.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Mariah]

Rate yourself from 1 to 10. How good were you in wrestling?

[Zane]

That glam hair. Yeah.

[Heath]

No, it was. It was because I had to wear it in like a. Like a. What do they call? Like a mesh, like, like a bun, Almost like hairnet. Yes, like a hair net type thing. I'd have to wear that and then have the headgear over it and it'd be cut. My bangs would be in my eyes.

[Mariah]

I could picture that.

[Zane]

Have you ever seen vision?

[Heath]

I was maybe like a 6, 7 on a scale of 1. I was once you get to like, Like, I went to districts and like, I. I did well. I didn't make it to. I think it was like. Or something like that. Like, I did well. I wasn't like a, you know.

[Zane]

Yeah, you go district, regional, state.

[Heath]

Right. I almost made it to state.

[Mariah]

I would. I would suck at wrestling. But boy, you put a little alcohol on me. I'll be everybody. I am. I'm so good.

[Heath]

They would be doing illegal moves.

[Zane]

He'd be grabbing the chair.

[Heath]

Run up in the bleachers.

[Mariah]

You piss me off enough. Oh, I want you dead.

[Zane]

Watch you so funny.

[Mariah]

But like, I. I feel like, I feel like if I try to do wrestling right now, like, I started taking classes, I think I can get good really quick.

[Heath]

It's fun.

[Zane]

Or like Jiu Jitsu, I think you'd be pretty good at.

[Mariah]

Is Jiu Jitsu.

[Zane]

More rolling.

[Heath]

It's more like chokes, arm bars, leg.

[Mariah]

Todd. Todd Boston.

[Zane]

Explain Jiu Jitsu. Now. We sound like the Joe Rogan podcast right now. Like, is Jiu jitsu still, like in the round? Like in a circle? Like wrestling is. Wrestling is. Takes place within a circle. There is a perimeter. Yeah. I don't know jitsu.

[Heath]

You would wear your gi.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Heath]

And also it's totally different. Like, if you wrestle and you go to your back, like, you're like. It's different points, right? Like, yeah. So you'd have like a takedown in wrestling. If you get put on your back and your shoulder blades touch both of them, you're pinned, you're done.

[Zane]

I just couldn't imagine, like, oh, I gotta go. Just get up close to somebody. I don't know.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And like, wrestle them. Like, it's different with, like, other team sports. There's a bit of a distance. There's some passing. We're just trying to do points. You can blame other people up in this other. I don't even know.

[Mariah]

And them, like. Like, their skin all.

[Heath]

It was like. The thing is, I was grossed out 100% of the time. And what they would do is people wouldn't shower on purpose.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So you would stink. And, like, the whole. I just remember being, like, on the verge of, like, throwing up.

[Mariah]

Oh, that's a. That's a good tactic.

[Heath]

So they would. You would just smell really bad, and then they would do. They would do it on purpose, and then they'd be like, armpit on your face. And I would. I would just have the heebie jeebies.

[Mariah]

He. That makes sense. That makes sense, though, because I'll be working out, and if my glove. My gloves, like, smell really hard. Like, something smells really bad. I physically can't lift. I have to stop and take off my gloves. These smell really. I can't, like, lift with my gloves right now. The stink weak.

[Heath]

The amount of times I'd be like, all right, I'm just done it. And I would just get pinned because I'm like.

[Mariah]

That makes sense. So that's.

[Heath]

It's. Dude, it's so gross.

[Mariah]

Well, this episode is for the ladies. Hope you guys are still here.

[Heath]

Stinky, sweaty wrestlers.

[Mariah]

All right, well, let's move on to something more exciting for the ladies. This is the last episode before we're a wedding couple. This is coming up. This is coming out after. But this is before.

[Heath]

Mariah, you're probably right now in your wedding dress, editing this, trying to push it up.

[Mariah]

Yeah. This actually. This exact episode.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Mariah]

I'm really excited to, like, to see how that picture turns out. I'm just waiting for it. I'm, like, imagining it in my brain.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Heath]

She. She's walking down the aisle with one of those, like, teacher, like, cart things, like pushing it. Yeah. With the last on.

[Mariah]

Richard, where are we at right now? What is the percentage completion of what you need to get done?

[Zane]

Yeah. Is everything, like, locked and loaded and ready?

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

That's amazing. That's great for this far ahead.

[Heath]

I know.

[Mariah]

That's great.

[Heath]

I know. We leave in almost less than a week now to fly out there. We're pretty much done. There's a few other things, like, a lot of filling out, like what songs play at what time for the bridal party to walk out, for us to walk out for, like, different things like that. So we're kind of.

[Zane]

Yeah. Just piecing it all together. Or just run a show.

[Heath]

Right. The run of show.

[Zane]

Just how it's all gonna flow.

[Mariah]

Me and he, they're talking about. It's literally like you're planning a concert.

[Zane]

Yeah. It feels like you're putting on a play. Yeah.

[Mariah]

It's just like, oh my God.

[Zane]

Action. Places everybody. This time you have to trust also. So many people also are on the same page and you don't have to communicate it again to them.

[Mariah]

You're allowed to bring in suits to, to a dry cleaners, right? That's allowed. Okay. Okay. I didn't know if that was like, not allowed.

[Zane]

What do you think dry cleaners do? Oh, you mean take your res.

[Mariah]

Yeah, to like get it. To get it like steam, like. Yeah. Just I didn't know if like it was.

[Zane]

Steamers are fantastic. I love the steamer. I think it's one of the best inventions of all time.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it really is.

[Zane]

It's just like it does the job. Yeah. I could do it all day.

[Mariah]

Oh yeah. I mean I could just, just buy that instead of like taking it to a cleaner. I feel like it's so expensive taking that to cleaners.

[Zane]

Right. Are you talking about for his wedding? Okay, steamer in your room for all the men. Just.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Anybody know what a dry clean cleaner it? Like, I don't.

[Zane]

I talked about this.

[Kevin]

We looked up videos.

[Heath]

I don't get if it's cleaning it though. Like, it still doesn't make sense to me.

[Kevin]

I think it's like high power steaming, disinfecting. Cuz like steam does disinfect.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Kevin]

You know, they're putting a bunch of chemicals in it.

[Heath]

But it's still not dry though. Steam is wet. What is the dry portion is?

[Zane]

They let it hang.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it's just dry. So like they, they power it with.

[Zane]

Like thick, thick steam that cleans cleaning chemicals. There also have been. Lately they've been saying like, go to eco friendly dry cleaners because the stuff that they put in regular dry cleaners apparently is not good for our skin. But then again I'm like, I'm only wearing a dry clean something a few times a year. I'm not wearing a suit every day.

[Mariah]

That's your sweet ass. That I'm sure the eco friendly ones. Still bad.

[Zane]

Still bad. Okay, maybe, maybe I'm sure because this woman who was like, do not go to other dry cleaners. I was like, okay, I'll change it up. Still go to them. I was like, okay, good to know.

[Mariah]

I'm nervous for you guys, but I'm also really excited for you guys.

[Heath]

Thank you.

[Mariah]

I hope everything goes exactly the way you picture in your head.

[Heath]

We did really good. We did finish the seating chart arrangement and everything like that, which was so fun.

[Kevin]

Oh, I know. So it's a Southern thing to not do a seating chart. That's what I learned.

[Zane]

We did not do a seating chart for hours. Well, we have a seating chart for a rehearsal dinner, but the actual wedding, it was just sit wherever you wait.

[Mariah]

Right.

[Kevin]

But I didn't. I've never been to a wedding like that, so I was like, oh, this is interesting. So I remember looking it up on the spot, and it's a Southern thing. Like, people were commenting, and they were just like, we do this in the South. It's just, like, traditionally, and it was just so interesting that different areas do different things.

[Mariah]

Do you. You just at least book certain seats for, like. Like, family members and. Or.

[Zane]

There's plenty of seats. I don't know. We never sat down with everybody. People ate. We did not eat with our wedding party. People ate, and then we came out.

[Heath]

And then they didn't do a seated, like, like plated dinner.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So that's probably why it helps that you. You don't really need a seating.

[Mariah]

I. I.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Mariah]

I don't remember, like, what, like, where we sat on your wedding day. I only remember that part.

[Heath]

We were in the corner by the stage. So if you're looking at the stage.

[Kevin]

We were in the corner, Right?

[Mariah]

Oh, yes. Okay. Okay. Wow.

[Zane]

It's just like a way of people just sitting comfortably wherever they are. And also, some people are already bonding there, and they sit together. And I don't know, you're not seeing.

[Mariah]

Where you want to sit, so you're looking at the table that you want to sit at, and you're like, I'll be right back.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mariah]

And you end up just like. Like, scooting.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. It's always different, but that is so fun being able to, like, put people together.

[Kevin]

One big puzzle.

[Zane]

It feels like sims.

[Kevin]

And when you're looking at a table, you're like, that's a good ass table.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You're like, they're gonna have a good time.

[Kevin]

Every table. I don't know how we did it. Every single table makes sense. There's not one random table where it's like, man, those are the.

[Zane]

Yeah. The Table 14 is what they call it, or Table 16. That's like the oddballs.

[Kevin]

I'm really excited because, like, the people that don't know each other. Like, we have some tables split with, like, this is one group and this is another group. But they have something in common that I'm gonna tell them. Like, when we go say hi to each table, I'm gonna tell them, like, by the way, you're. You're all teachers at school districts. Like, perfect.

[Mariah]

We.

[Kevin]

Me and my mom categorize all the tables. We have like a works at a school district table. Teen dancers, adult dancers. Like, we have.

[Mariah]

What am I sitting at?

[Kevin]

You're the groomsmen. But we have like, California 1, California 2, California 3.

[Heath]

Like, different sections like that. Like California friends that are closer parents of friends table.

[Kevin]

Like, yeah.

[Mariah]

And Brian actually has the seating shaped like the state of California. She really is going as far to make it.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin]

It was really.

[Mariah]

What's my mom at?

[Kevin]

What parents are friends?

[Mariah]

Parents.

[Kevin]

She's with Danielle's parents. But it was fun.

[Mariah]

I wonder if my mom. My mom's gonna find her true love.

[Heath]

I think a lot of people are gonna find love at this wedding.

[Kevin]

I know people that are gonna be.

[Zane]

So excited the morning after my wedding. Like, find kissed. Who. Who went home with who. And I'm not saying tons of people went home with each other at our wedding, but there were like, some.

[Kevin]

There were a few. Must be so fun.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's so fun. Tell us later and then you'll find out just things that also went wrong on your wedding that you will not know until like the next day. And it's great just having a big laugh over it.

[Heath]

Thoughts on proposals happening at a wedding. The amount of videos I've seen of people doing that is. It doesn't easy.

[Zane]

No, that's. It's bad and really bad. Unless it. They won. You ran it by the bride and groom and they were both cool wishes.

[Mariah]

Even ask the bride and groom. But that's okay.

[Heath]

The balls you have to have to be like, is it okay unless the.

[Mariah]

Bride and groom is like, begging you and forcing you to do it on their night. May. Maybe. Maybe.

[Zane]

Yeah. It just takes complete attention away from what we're here to celebrate. But yeah, that does happen. Or people get drunk and they just think it's a perfect moment. We're already with all the family. Let's do it. Come on, sweetheart. Let's get back. I don't know.

[Mariah]

Honestly, he them or I probably wouldn't mind because it takes attention off them for a little bit.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah. Go celebrate, you know?

[Mariah]

Please, please do it.

[Zane]

You're doing a bouquet toss, right?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Have you practiced?

[Kevin]

I actually.

[Heath]

I was like, just straight into the ground behind you.

[Kevin]

Because I know really good shoulder stretches. I'm like. I've had people text me. They're like, throw it my way.

[Heath]

But, like.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Was it my mom?

[Heath]

No, no, no, no.

[Zane]

That's on them. They got to fight for you because you're back to them. But, like, you want to make sure it's released at a proper angle because you see somebody straight to the floor.

[Mariah]

Bad luck if it hits the floor. Like, is that ever happened? Okay.

[Zane]

Even if someone says that they can piss off, you know, it's bad luck. You got to redo it. Get out of here.

[Kevin]

But I will say shout out to my sister and my mom because they have been helping so much on the east coast, they're freaking killing it. Like, my sister's doing any last minute, like, any DIY stuff that we're doing. She's, like, handling that so that when we get there, it's already done.

[Mariah]

Have they gotten. Do they go to the venue a lot or. They don't.

[Kevin]

No, nobody. We don't have to go to the menu at all.

[Mariah]

Oh, that's nice.

[Zane]

Do you guys lose your voices easy?

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Yeah, go. Just go. Ease. Ease into talking. Don't go too hard and don't, like. Don't strain yourself. If there's music playing and you know the words of the song, mouth it. Yeah.

[Kevin]

We had this who conversation because we did karaoke the other night, and I said, the day of our wedding, I'm. Remind me if I'm talking too much because I don't want the next day I'm gonna be shot. I just.

[Zane]

Yeah, just. You don't need, like, shout at people across the room. If you need something communicated, go say.

[Mariah]

It's very hard.

[Kevin]

It's hard for me because I like to be on, and I like to match people's energy so no one thinks I'm in a bad mood.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's the worst. It's your own wedding and your voice is gone and you can't talk to.

[Heath]

Like, thank you so much.

[Mariah]

Yeah, Mariah, that's gonna be work for you.

[Kevin]

Horrible.

[Mariah]

Talking to everybody. Oh, boy.

[Zane]

Oh, my gosh. You look fantastic. How are they? Right?

[Mariah]

I'm like this. She says, thank you for coming tonight.

[Heath]

Did you guys do the under the dress garter thing?

[Zane]

No, we did not.

[Heath]

Okay. We're doing the garter toss, but I'm.

[Kevin]

Like, it's not going, like, under my dress.

[Heath]

I don't understand. You've never seen that where the room.

[Zane]

Goes A little too long and everyone's like.

[Kevin]

Or they like.

[Heath]

It comes out in their mouth. They're like. I'm like, what? But bro, I, I literally couldn't come up from that. And then look at her parents, like just.

[Kevin]

Right, right.

[Heath]

What? I don't.

[Kevin]

So the garter is around the bride's legs and traditionally it's very like 80s 90s thing.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Kevin]

The groom, the bride sits in a chair and the groom literally goes under her dress and grabs it. I have a few pranks where they have. They come out with like granny panties.

[Heath]

Or like big underwear.

[Mariah]

Make a joke out of it. Joke.

[Kevin]

I think my dad did that actually.

[Heath]

The underwear, the big underwears.

[Zane]

You're not going fully under, are you just making eyes?

[Kevin]

No, no, no. It's just gonna be sitting on a table. I'm not even gonna wear it.

[Zane]

Oh great. I don't want.

[Heath]

I'm still gonna.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Slingshot it.

[Zane]

Yeah. I just think it's like. Yeah. Are there kids at your wedding?

[Heath]

Yeah, a couple.

[Zane]

Couple.

[Kevin]

We have like seven under five and then there's like a few teenagers.

[Zane]

Are there like, are you guys doing like pass arounds of like light up strobes and like.

[Kevin]

No.

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

Okay, good. Yeah.

[Mariah]

Well, that's why, that's why you have.

[Zane]

Flush with the damn kids at the wedding. They're running around like those styrofoam things and then it's just Star wars. And then you decide to hit one and then that kid's targeting you all night going, haha, you hit me, I hit you. And just. I hate that. But all right, I've had a good time.

[Heath]

They're fun. But yeah, we just like. The only thing, the kids coming are.

[Kevin]

The ones that are in the party. The ring bearers and flower girls and their siblings. And all their siblings are like newborns. Like they're all like babies. They're all like two, three.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Kevin]

So.

[Heath]

But one thing we saw at her cousin's wedding that we just went to recently. All the sandals for the girls to wear on the dance floor.

[Zane]

Oh, yes.

[Kevin]

To change out of your heels.

[Heath]

So you're. Yeah. Instead of being like barefoot because a lot of time glass.

[Mariah]

I feel like I don't see a lot of that.

[Kevin]

So we got some shoes for people.

[Mariah]

Good. What about the boys? Those heels hurt me too. Those shoes hurt me.

[Heath]

You can wear some flippy floppies.

[Mariah]

Yeah, I probably will. I might. Are you gonna allow me to wear a white beater at some point? Like can I be on only my wife beater at some point?

[Kevin]

Yeah, you can do it for the after party.

[Mariah]

Okay. Thank God. Because I get so. I get disgusted. Like, I'm just sweating through it.

[Zane]

Right.

[Mariah]

Because I'm gonna be dancing a lot.

[Zane]

Suspendees or no suspendees for the groomsmen. No cumberbuns.

[Heath]

No cumberbung.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Heath]

A vest.

[Zane]

Got it. Oh, nice. Nice touch.

[Mariah]

Black tank top or white?

[Zane]

White.

[Heath]

Black tank top.

[Mariah]

You can do a white shirt asking to be nice. I don't know. What if you see me with a.

[Heath]

Color that you don't personally don't like? The look of a wife beater under a white dress shirt.

[Mariah]

I'm not wearing it under the night. I would. I would pretty much wear it when I'm, like, seeping.

[Zane]

Who do you think you are? Is it saying Leo Skeppy?

[Heath]

Where are you keeping this tank top during the wedding?

[Mariah]

The room that we're. Is there a room in the same venue?

[Heath]

You're gonna go back to the room to grab a tank top?

[Mariah]

Yes, absolutely. What do you mean, he. Do you. Do you.

[Zane]

Do you know how much to show off those guns?

[Mariah]

Yeah, I don't think you. You forget how much I sweat during what. I'm disgusting.

[Heath]

Do the. Do the. The classic. Take the bow tie off, unbutton the shirts, show some chest meat.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

I don't think you want to see it. And trust me, like, no one's going to want to be around me if I, like, get like that. I get. I get so drenched. It's disgusting. And then I'm. And then I'll be separate. And then you'll be like, where's Zane? You know, we see I'm drying up in the corner by the AC vent.

[Kevin]

Oh, they're just ringing him out.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

You know what we did the other day that made me lose my voice? Pretty much, like, it gave me, like, a sore throat. We went to different department stores because we wanted to pick out each other's perfume and cologne for the day of.

[Zane]

Oh, cute.

[Kevin]

So we were running around, like, four different department stores, and halfway through, I, like, took a whiff of just another one, and my. Oh.

[Mariah]

Oh, it came out.

[Kevin]

My entire throat immediately started hurting, and I was like, did I just get sick? Like, what just happened?

[Heath]

My throat started to hurt, too. I started feeling funny because we were just all literally for hours just smelling different perfumes, colognes, things like that.

[Kevin]

And I ended up being, like, sick for the night. And then I woke up with a crazy sore throat. And when I looked it up and it's a thing, like, if you're People complain all the time. They're like, I was testing out perfumes, and then I automatically got sick.

[Mariah]

That's wild. Is it the amount you're taking in or.

[Heath]

Yeah, I think it's just all the. I'm sure, particles and stuff and all that.

[Zane]

Just whatever causes inflammation and just like. Yeah.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

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[Heath]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

Did you get your car situation?

[Heath]

Yes, I just got that locked in yesterday, actually.

[Zane]

Oh, good. I didn't want to stress you out with it, but I know that.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Last week you were, like, trying to lock in something. Yeah. There was one thing. It was gonna happen.

[Heath]

Yeah. So I got a car finding this company in New Jersey that does car rentals for weddings and things like that, and they only had one vintage car, and it was the exact car that I had been looking for.

[Kevin]

The color and everything.

[Zane]

It's really a picture of that one that you showed me.

[Heath]

So I. The black one that I showed you.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

That ended up being down in North Carolina.

[Zane]

Oh, all right.

[Heath]

But for some reason, it popped up as one that would. Was close.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

But it. It wasn't.

[Mariah]

Was it, like, a private owned. Like, what was the. What's the.

[Heath]

The black one was a private owner.

[Mariah]

The one you're getting.

[Heath]

The one that I'm getting is from a specific car rental spot.

[Zane]

Manual or automatic?

[Heath]

Manual, baby.

[Zane]

But you know how to drive that?

[Heath]

Come on, now.

[Mariah]

You driving away.

[Heath]

It's so pretty, though.

[Mariah]

Oh, that's it. Oh, my God. That's really.

[Zane]

That's like.

[Heath]

It's a Porsche. It had to be. Yeah. I'm really Excited.

[Mariah]

Just name it. Just name her daughter's Porsche. Portia. But spell it not like Porsche, but spelled like P, O, R, S, H, A.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Or like P O, R, T, I, A. Oh, Tia.

[Heath]

Portia.

[Zane]

Yeah. I knew a Porsche that was spelled that way.

[Kevin]

I think that's how Ellen's wife spells it.

[Zane]

Yeah, I think so. DeGeneres.

[Mariah]

DeGeneres. Is she. Is she. Does she move to London?

[Zane]

Probably. I mean, she probably already has a house in London. Yeah. Yeah.

[Heath]

I'm really excited. It's perfect.

[Zane]

I remember one time. Yeah? Ellen and her wife Portia were at, like, a party, and I was looking for Patricia, and, like, they were standing right in front of me, and I go, patricia. And then, like, Portia, like, look back at me like, that's not my name. And I'm like, I'm not talking to you.

[Heath]

I'm talking to Patricia.

[Zane]

What are you saying to me right now? I'm like, no, I'm talking to Patricia.

[Mariah]

Nasty.

[Zane]

It's just a weird moment. And Patricia's like, why are we in the middle of Ellen DeGeneres and her wife right now?

[Heath]

Just the look back, like, that's not my name.

[Zane]

Are you. When you drive away in the getaway car, are you just going around the block and coming back?

[Kevin]

It's like the driveway for the venue is like. Like, basically big circle. So we're just gonna circle to the after party.

[Mariah]

Nobody needs to know that.

[Heath]

Nobody needs you.

[Zane]

Lose the keys. You're like. He's like, all right, congratulations. Give me the keys back. Yeah.

[Mariah]

Amazing. Amazing. All right, cool. Well, we're excited when you guys are listening to this. It already happened, so we're married right now.

[Kevin]

I wonder how it went.

[Heath]

Our rings are done.

[Zane]

Wait, what were you getting done with the rings? They weren't done.

[Heath]

The. The final picture. Our wedding bands.

[Zane]

Oh, lovely.

[Heath]

I had it custom made, so I drew it on a piece of paper when we went to the jeweler.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

And they made it this week, and it's just now finished.

[Zane]

When you and Scott went in to wrote the Rolex store in Vegas, and you guys went in and both bought Rolexes, they sold them to you right on the spot. You didn't have to get on wait list or schmooze them or talk to.

[Mariah]

You don't have to be. You don't be on a waitlist.

[Heath]

No, this was before Rolex used to have. Have a stock so you could go into a Rolex store and pick it out like normal shopping used to win. Before COVID Okay, so pre Covid. You could go into Rolex dealers. You could go into a lot of like high end watch shops and be able to buy a watch on the spot.

[Zane]

Got. Yeah, just one Rolex, please.

[Heath]

Then the whole Covid thing happened. Prices went up and then you just. You weren't able to buy them anymore.

[Mariah]

Oh, you can't buy them right now.

[Zane]

No, it's a process of like going into a store and getting a Rolex that you want. You really like, they sometimes will not just sell it to you there on the spot. You have to like network with the person.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Kind of schmooze them up or you talk about what you're having. You got to also kind of maybe look at something that's on the lower end and then say, you know, I'm going to treat myself. I really want the one you actually want.

[Heath]

It's kind of how you just found out about the Birkin bag situation.

[Mariah]

Oh my God. It's just, it's. What's the word? It's like get over yourself. Just if somebody wants to fucking watch or wants to fucking bet, just give it to them. I don't understand this like whole. No, we have it, but no, you have to, you have to kiss her ass a little first. It's like, go yourself.

[Zane]

Just sounds like complicated. It sounds like buying a car. Like how long are you there for? I don't know. There's a Rolex that I've been like eyeballing, but I'm like, I just want to go in the store and be like, give it to me. Yeah, it looks great. Let's go.

[Heath]

Like I got mine from Toronto.

[Zane]

Oh, okay. The one in Vegas.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

You guys were not in the Rolex store.

[Mariah]

In the mall or in the hotel. Sorry.

[Heath]

Yeah, so Torno does like second hand watches, high end jewelry, stuff like that.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Heath]

So I bought it from the Torno.

[Kevin]

Torno for the watch.

[Heath]

PREZI playing wow.

[Zane]

Never caught that.

[Mariah]

Oh my. I didn't even know he told me that.

[Heath]

She remembered was so weird because now you have to basically like Zane said, you have to kiss ass for like any high end designer thing and like these watches, blah, blah, blah. But when we went in there, they were getting us champagne up. Like they were the ones working for the sale.

[Zane]

Like they wanted you to buy.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

They were wanting this deal to happen.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

There wasn't just this like power.

[Heath]

Now you have to go in and bring a bottle of champagne.

[Zane]

You gotta choose them. Can I take you out to dinner to sell me this watch?

[Mariah]

How did the hell that that was After Kobe, that switch up is crazy stupid.

[Zane]

And people went for it because like, yeah, there was the watch and I was like, what? You can't just go in and buy it? And I was reading all about it and I'm like, how did Scott and A Heath like go in and get it?

[Heath]

It was a different time.

[Mariah]

I hit up my friend who works at Hermes, through Hermes, through, through dms. Because you, you can't just like buy a Birkin. And Remy just wanted to connect to somebody there and my friend is like high up in the company. So I was like, oh, let me DM him for you if you want to like. And I texted him and the day I was like, hey, do you have like a Birkin in store? And he, he literally goes, haha. Hi. People are waking. Waiting five years for a break and not going to happen.

[Heath]

What the heck is it that crazy?

[Mariah]

Like for people that like, are high. Like for people that have good relationships are waiting five years.

[Zane]

Yeah, to me, to get a brand.

[Mariah]

To me, I think everybody should just stop buying Birkins so they stop this foolishness, this whole fucking bullshit. Whatever. I bet you if people stop buying it, they'll go, oh, never mind here.

[Heath]

That's why. Because they make it so hard to get. They make it so exclus. That's why the used price is so high. Because they buy them for 8, $10,000 and you could sell it.

[Mariah]

Get the Walmart Birkin. It's the same material. It's the same material, but I feel.

[Zane]

Like if you give it a Birkin, use the Birkin. Like Jane Birkin. Like beat her Birkin.

[Kevin]

Beat it up.

[Zane]

The Olsen twins were known. It's. It's supposed to be just like a big ass tote that you carry around and you have it for the rest of your life and you put wear and tear on it. It's just expensive.

[Heath]

It's the whole conversation about like people, they see somebody who has a really expensive like hard to get car and they give them shit. They're like, if I had that, I'd use it as my daily driver. These people, they buy these cars and they don't even drive them. It's like, well, mm. I get the idea of like wanting to like drive them, but you know what I mean?

[Zane]

Like, yes.

[Heath]

It's kind of like a baby that you worked to get.

[Mariah]

Exactly. Or scuff it up. I'll scuff my cars up. I don't get curves.

[Heath]

I saw this video. It was this really wealthy guy and it was one of the Most painful videos I saw. But he had just bought this brand new car that was, like, insanely expensive, and he goes, time for, like, the christening, whatever he called it. I don't remember. Really wealthy dude. And he goes up to it, and he goes to the side of the car and he just goes, boom. And he hits it and puts a giant dent and, like, scratch into the paint. And he goes, now I don't have to worry. That's every. Every new car. He'll.

[Kevin]

You know what? I get that.

[Mariah]

I get that.

[Heath]

So, like, so that if something. If he gets a paint ch. If he gets a door ding or if something happens to it, it's just like, it's whatever.

[Zane]

And I kind of think about that, the dent on my Defender, because you look at Casey Neistat, he just beat the up. He's used it. It's a Defender. It's supposed to be.

[Heath]

That's what it's made for, right?

[Zane]

Trunks of trees and stuff. So, like, that just adds character to it.

[Mariah]

I don't mind it. I don't mind the scuff, but, yeah.

[Heath]

People were, like, losing their mind in the comments when he did that.

[Mariah]

Not when it's, like, so noticeable, though. Like. Like a scrape on your chin. It's just too. It's two in the middle. Yeah, I want it. I want it around the. Around the wheels. I want it maybe on the bottom. The bottom back of the car.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

It can't be, like, too out.

[Zane]

And it just gives you some mental relief, like.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I don't have to keep thinking it's just in this pristine condition that you beat yourself up if something does, like, ding itself, because it's bound to happen.

[Heath]

It's how I would feel when I get a new phone. You have, like, the screen protector. You have this. And then, like, as soon as, like, you get, like, a scratch or like a little chip in the screen, you're like, yeah, now I don't have to baby it anymore.

[Mariah]

When I got my second relief, I got my. I lease my Tesla every two years, literally. I don't know what the fuck happened the second day. Hole in my tail light.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[Mariah]

Just flew into it from, like, the highway or something. And I was like, oh, well, I don't have to worry about my car. Any dings anymore. It's. I already have a nice little whack right in the tail light. And the rock is in there. You see it, like, chilling in the tail.

[Zane]

I feel like I have a chip, like the tip top. It's so Tiny from like a rock. But then I also feel like I have, like, chip proof glasses because there's like these squiggly lines in it where it's like, almost shatter proof. We're like, yeah, if it does it from, like, shattered, it won't, like, keep spiraling. Yeah.

[Mariah]

And you know, insurances, they don't. They don't cover the ones where rocks just fly randomly through the car. Because it happens all the time.

[Zane]

What I don't understand is how do they fix, like, cracks in glass that without even, like, they replace. They like, pour something in it, and.

[Heath]

It'S a tiny little, like pinhole chip crack thing like that. You put it. It's like on like a suction thing that goes around it on the glass. And then you fill the crack in with like, a liquid.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

And then the liquid fills in, like, where it was chipped and cracked. And then you would just smooth, like, what was like, a little bit raised. Hit it with like, a razor and you like, interesting. Smooth it so it fills in the crack to make it, like, not noticeable.

[Zane]

But if you, like, looked really hard, maybe you could see some slight distortion in it.

[Heath]

But safelight is the best. If ever you get a crack or.

[Zane]

I repair safe replacement.

[Heath]

Yeah, they're brilliant.

[Zane]

Jingle. I never said that jingle out loud, but right when you said it, I'm.

[Heath]

Like, I just replaced the back glass in my lightning.

[Zane]

Good on you.

[Mariah]

I can't wait to see it fully done.

[Heath]

It's getting close.

[Mariah]

Oh, my God. Are you gonna take me out for a spin for a couple hours?

[Heath]

We're gonna do a little coffee.

[Kevin]

He spills on the seat.

[Heath]

No, I just redid all the interior too. Full upholstery on the seats and everything.

[Mariah]

Oh, we should look at cigarette in the car and let it smell.

[Heath]

No, the amount of cigarette burn holes in my seats before I bring it.

[Zane]

Back, that's one skill I wish I was really good at. It's just like reupholstering things. Like if I like a cool vintage chair, but you're like, I'm gonna find the fabric. I'm gonna whip together all of that. It's such a skill. Or like people who do crown molding and adding, like, Wayne Scotting on stuff and just redoing stairs. God, I just wish I could do it. Yeah, maybe I could. I could. It's just the power saw keeping my chill and committing to it. I think if I had a workshop, I could actually do it. I just don't you just have to.

[Heath]

Do it one time?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

This Is my first time redoing, like, the interior on my car. Like, I had to pull the old ones off and then go in with hog rings, and you, like, hog ring the new seat cover into the foam, and then you, like, you're pulling it down, and you're.

[Zane]

It's an art. It's a skill.

[Heath]

There's so many great videos out there on YouTube to learn.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, I watched, like, a few videos, and I was like, okay, I think I could do it.

[Mariah]

And then you just try thinking you just. You don't even have to go to school anymore. You just learn everything off the YouTube. It's insane.

[Heath]

You really can figure out how to do anything.

[Zane]

I struggle with painting, though. I really can't paint walls for really especially. I thought he was gonna.

[Heath]

Meaning, like, a beautiful paint.

[Zane]

I really struggle just painting a wall.

[Mariah]

What makes it hard?

[Zane]

Because you do the roller. You get it going. You get it going. But then some parts of it aren't even. And then you start working on that, and then you step back and you're like, you got to do another.

[Mariah]

Well, you have to. You have to. You coat it. You have to coat a wall at least, like, three times.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Mariah]

But it doesn't.

[Zane]

It's still. I know.

[Heath]

Using rollers.

[Zane]

Yes. Using good rollers. Yeah, good rollers. Of course.

[Mariah]

Cheap rollers. Will.

[Zane]

I'm just not that skilled, and I drive myself crazy on it, where I feel like it's not perfect and it hasn't fully set. It's like, you know, if you're editing a photo for too long, you're like, I don't even think this looks good anymore. Or if you're a musician, you're working on a beat. You're like, this just sounds weird now. Painting. I just keep overthinking it, and it drives me mad. I wish I was good at it, and I knew it takes practice.

[Mariah]

I know people use, like, the spray paint gun like that or the that. Is that better? Does that, like, coat better?

[Heath]

Like, yeah, the exterior, you can just cover so much more space way faster.

[Mariah]

But why don't you do interior with that? Interior with that?

[Heath]

Well, it's tough because, like, if you were going to, like, spray your.

[Mariah]

Well, it's not like you got to.

[Zane]

Be experienced with it. I bet the first time you do, you're going be like, whoa, little rascals.

[Heath]

Raised on the. The hose.

[Mariah]

Well, no, not. Not the one with a hose. I thought there. I thought there was, like, purse, like, like, kind of.

[Heath]

They're hooked up to either, like, an air Compressor or something like that. But there's just like. It's kind of like overkill, especially indoors. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Inside.

[Heath]

And then you got to cover the floor. It's just like.

[Mariah]

How do you get the. This episode is interesting.

[Heath]

We are all over the place.

[Mariah]

You know how people have like. It's the. My mom has it like a texture. It's like textured, but it's like. It has ridges but not like cement ridges, but more like what you see inside houses.

[Zane]

Like plaster.

[Kevin]

Like a stucco.

[Zane]

Yeah. You go in and you like have a scalpel. Like you put like the putty on it and then you just like putty, though.

[Mariah]

It's the. Yes. Yes.

[Heath]

That to give the wall like a finish so it's not flat.

[Zane]

It's crazy how popcorn ceilings. How they just thought that was going to be.

[Heath]

Dude, popcorn. No.

[Mariah]

You wouldn't like it in your house, though, though.

[Zane]

I mean, I grew up. I grew up with popcorn to like my parents first house as a kid. Like, it's nostalgic, but it's just such a weird thing that they did with ceilings of like, this is faster and it finishes quicker.

[Mariah]

Was it faster?

[Zane]

Yeah, it was faster for them to like finish up ceilings by doing it.

[Heath]

It also covers any imperfections. So if there was like a little crack or like a little dip or something was not perfect in a flat surface. You would never get hide like it. I don't know. I like popcorn. It's like it's coming back for me now. Yeah.

[Mariah]

I want to see popcorn ceiling in your house.

[Heath]

When. When we get to Tennessee, I'm sure we'll have like a cool basement with popcorn.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Did you guys. Did you guys see on Tick Tock there, this girl was showing all like the car, you know, like the Hallmark cards, like birthday cards and like anniversary cards. In the section, like at any store, she saw a whole section that had work husband and work wife.

[Heath]

Shut up.

[Mariah]

Where you shouted to like a girl or a guy that's like your work wife. Isn't that crazy?

[Kevin]

There's no way they're promoting that.

[Mariah]

That.

[Zane]

Okay, but with the first, it says.

[Mariah]

For my work wife, like, blah, blah, blah, blah. It has to be for single people, right?

[Zane]

It has to be. It has to be for single people as a joke. I don't think anybody who is married would buy that card.

[Mariah]

Why do I see people that are married buying that card?

[Zane]

Then they must have looked at the data on Etsy and realized that people were buying these types of cards.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And Then we're like, okay, well, we should put these in store since people are buying them. If there's been a demand for it, I think it has to be. Yeah, I don't. I don't see.

[Mariah]

It's more of a joke.

[Zane]

It's more of a joke.

[Heath]

Isn't, like, every job against workplace relationships?

[Zane]

No.

[Mariah]

You just have to. You have to tell somebody or you have to tell HR that you're in a relationship. You're allowed to be in a relationship.

[Kevin]

But these people who have a work wife and a work husband, like, they're kidding. But, like, if you're buying them a.

[Heath]

Card, you're not, you know?

[Zane]

Yeah. But I can also see, I guess, imprint.

[Mariah]

I can see a girl. I guess I also see a girl getting a work wife card for a.

[Heath]

A.

[Mariah]

A girl. Like, work, like, employee.

[Zane]

Oh, like a girl got it, like, for her together. You're my work.

[Mariah]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kevin]

Like, you like this person.

[Mariah]

Yeah. I mean, I saw all the. All the comments were from girls. Like, I would. That would put me in a spiral. So I found out my husband got some girl.

[Kevin]

Me being your amazing work husband is enough of a gift. Gift. You're welcome.

[Mariah]

Oh, that's given.

[Heath]

We.

[Mariah]

We it and work the place.

[Zane]

Have you ever worked with anybody who was, like, in a relationship at work? Like, at a workplace, like, you worked somewhere and they were in a relationship?

[Mariah]

I. I haven't.

[Zane]

I think it's, like. It's different when, like, the one person is, like, a person of power and the other person, like, two people in two different departments.

[Mariah]

Right.

[Zane]

Dating each other and, like, being married, like, that's fine. It's a little different, though. If it's like. Like, you're on a team and there's a boss and the boss is. Yeah, like, dating. Yeah.

[Mariah]

But you can't even, like, Even if you report that, they won't allow, like, they're gonna be like, you need to.

[Zane]

I think they. You have to, like, move them around or something. I don't know what the. Really the.

[Heath]

I think any sort of, like, corporate job like that. Like, I worked for. Remember I told you I was a janitor for that gymnastics company?

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

That was owned by a husband and a wife that, like, started a private business. So I think that's. You know what I mean?

[Zane]

That's.

[Mariah]

Yeah, no, that's okay.

[Heath]

But I've never worked at a job where, like, co workers were, like, together or they.

[Mariah]

Or they started dating or if, like.

[Zane]

A waitress is, like, dating the manager, isn't that, like, a little, like, That's a little weird. You get to clock out whenever you want, or you get to ask if it becomes unfair about asking off for time, and then the person of power is lenient to, like, their. Your significant other. Sorry.

[Mariah]

Yeah, that's not.

[Zane]

That's fair.

[Kevin]

Wait, this card for my work husband. On Valentine's Day, I finally found someone just as inappropriate.

[Zane]

At least she's owning it.

[Kevin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mariah]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

What are you talking about? At work?

[Kevin]

Wait, this caption. HR will be busy this month.

[Mariah]

That's. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Heath]

That clearly means you're talking about some nasty stuff at work.

[Zane]

Yeah. You know what?

[Heath]

I see that's, like, super common now. Anytime I go, like, anytime I go to, like, a restaurant or a coffee shop, the gossiping between the workers while I'm standing there trying to order is.

[Kevin]

So out of control.

[Mariah]

That's crazy that you brought that up, because I need to say something, too.

[Kevin]

No, go ahead. I have nothing to say. I just. I'm backing that up because it's been happening so often where I'm like. So I'm like, lucky for them, I so nosy and interested, so I'll let them do it. But I'm like.

[Mariah]

In front of you? Yeah.

[Heath]

I literally just watched two people gossip and complain about a customer that was right in front of me. And the dude walked, like, to. This was, like, still in, like, earshot, and they were going, nasty things that they were saying about this man.

[Kevin]

Like, it's been happening a lot.

[Mariah]

But you could easily been like.

[Heath]

Like, that's my dad.

[Mariah]

Or no, literally, it could have been. You could even gone to the guy and be like. Because that pissed you off. You're like, hey, just. But I want to let you know, they're right in front of other customers.

[Heath]

It was a long time, too, where I'm standing there, like, ready to place my order.

[Kevin]

And I'm just like, there's, like, one girl. Like, I went to a coffee shop. There was, like, one girl squatting on the floor, like, fixing the cups. But I. I know the tactics. I've done them all. Like, she wasn't really doing anything. She was just moving the cup side to side and talking to the cash register from the floor. And she was like, yeah, he said that. And then after that, and I'm standing there, like, waiting to order. I'm like, damn.

[Mariah]

I wish I could say the place I was ever. I don't want to just in case, but I was at this. It was like a cafe, like, a coffee shop. And I mean, first of all, the line was out the door, right? And there was one station, like, open, but there was about eight people back there. Five of them weren't doing anything. Right. It was, was. It was crazy. Like, the whole line was just like, yeah, interesting. But like, nobody said anything. And you just see all them cussing at each other, but not like fighting. But it's almost like, I'm ready to clock out. This is like, this is like a very, like, this is a high end work. Like, you should not be talking. Like. And they're just going off to just. And nobody was like quieting the other person. Like, yo, like, chill. Nothing. It was. They were all on the same level, just out of control. And you're sitting there like, there's a no way. No way this is allowed. This is crazy.

[Kevin]

It got really lenient. I don't know why.

[Mariah]

It's crazy that, like, they don't even have any shame with like a bunch of customers seeing that. I could never.

[Heath]

Oh, you know my. My friend Ryan, the clothing company.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

He was telling me he caught one of his employees on the security camera in the store. There's like, it's like a. It's a really sick shop. So there's like a couch, like, it's like a vibey, like warehouse, like leather and like just like cool automotive clothing. So there's like a nice leather couch that's like off in the corner, like where customers can like sit and hang out, whatever. And he saw on the camera his employee. He only had. He has like one person at a time running the shop.

[Mariah]

I'm guessing this person is not working there anymore.

[Heath]

He is still working.

[Mariah]

Oh, God.

[Heath]

So he sees on the camera, the guy sitting there on the. On the couch, he brought his Xbox to work. He brought a full blown flat screen TV to work.

[Kevin]

And blankets.

[Heath]

And blankets. And he's sitting there on. This is in the clothing store on the couch, covered with the blanket, pulls the TV up, plugs in his Xbox and he's in the corner of the couch, just sitting here, playing Xbox on the clock, working.

[Zane]

Unbelievable. Did he know that there's also security cameras all around and they can see him? And he like, it was fine, don't know.

[Heath]

But Ryan was like, dude, the ball's on this guy. Like, honestly, like, that's crazy.

[Mariah]

Sounds like he was playing a prank on him like that.

[Heath]

So the other workers at the store saw it on the security cam too. They were like all gossiping, talking about or whatever. And then they took a screenshot of him in the blanket get covered up playing Xbox, like, while working and made it the background for the work computer. So when he came in the next shift to work, he saw himself, like, basically busted on the work computer and, like, just to, like, confront him and.

[Zane]

Be like, dude, one of our, like, family friends, like, another mom was out at Costco, and she was there at Costco, and she saw another mom, like, across the floor shopping and realized it was, like, one of another mom that we, like, all grew up with. And this mom did not, like. This mom always didn't like this lady. Just not didn't. Because they always, like, hated each other. Their kids used to date. It was just like, she was like, oh, my gosh, that's her. Oh, gosh. How's she been looking at this woman? And was about to, like, maybe go up and, like, run into her and say hi, but just decides to watch her for a bit. The mom puts on a hoodie. I get Costco and just, like, trying it on. And then puts on her other jacket, zips it up and stole. She stole and stole it. And then the mom saw all of this happen watching her, and then instead of going up, she decided to go up to security and say, by the way, this woman. Jacket. I know who this woman is. This is her name. And then just, like, left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, just. It was just petty, but just like, oh, that's her. Oh, she's.

[Heath]

I wonder how she's doing.

[Mariah]

Yeah, that's hilarious.

[Zane]

Yeah, just like. It's just like caddy mom stuff.

[Mariah]

Just like, the moment she's looking at.

[Zane]

Her, she's just stealing something, and now she's stealing. Well, you know what? I'm gonna report this just to be like you. It's really.

[Mariah]

It just. It was too perfect of a situation for her not to tell somebody because if. Because she's gonna come back next time. They're gonna. She's like, how the hell did they see that?

[Zane]

Right?

[Heath]

I would have walked up. Love the hoodie.

[Zane]

Oh, it's attack.

[Mariah]

Well, it looks like you're doing well.

[Zane]

Oh, do you remember that asteroid I was talking about?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Well, NASA has made an emergency decision as they confirm it is too late to deflect the asteroid.

[Heath]

Too late? Isn't it hitting in, like, 10 years?

[Zane]

Yeah, but it's.

[Mariah]

Too late. Me coming up with an excuse. Yeah, it's too late. I. I can't do it anymore.

[Zane]

They. They said. They said it's too late. So we.

[Mariah]

How is it too late?

[Zane]

That, like, because it's probably coming too fast.

[Heath]

That Makes it towards Earth.

[Mariah]

So it can't be moving too much.

[Zane]

I am not an astrophysicist.

[Mariah]

Then figure it out. No. There. I. I'll do it. I'll shoot it. I could shoot it. I'll shoot it down. Send me off.

[Kevin]

What if we push bikini?

[Heath]

If we push bikini bottom.

[Mariah]

Was it really 10 years or didn't he thinks address?

[Zane]

Yes, it was going. It was, was or it still is?

[Heath]

2035, you said.

[Mariah]

So the 10 year. The 10 year count countdown starts. No, that's actually kind of cool. If we have like. We know. We know we have 10 years. That's a good amount of time.

[Heath]

It's like too much time to where you can't say, like, screw it. And like, life doesn't like you. You still got to be like.

[Mariah]

But everyone's ready. Everyone's prepared, though. So there's not going to be any riots or anything.

[Zane]

2.3% chance. Right? That's what we said last time. 2.3.

[Mariah]

That's a high chance.

[Zane]

Chance or 2.1. Yeah. No, that is a really. It's high.

[Mariah]

That's pretty high.

[Zane]

It's high.

[Mariah]

2%. If you get surgery. 2%, you're gonna die. That's still. That's scary.

[Heath]

What's that? What's that one question where it's like. I don't know what they say exactly, but it's like there's a hundred marbles, whatever, and one of them kills you. But for every marble you pick up, you get like. Like $10,000.

[Zane]

Right.

[Heath]

How many marbles are you picking up?

[Mariah]

None.

[Kevin]

Yeah, none.

[Mariah]

None.

[Zane]

Because it would only make them make that amount bigger.

[Mariah]

1000 is crazy.

[Heath]

100,000 per marble you pick up, but one of them kills you.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Let's pick up a handful.

[Mariah]

A handful.

[Zane]

Just a handful.

[Heath]

Like five.

[Zane]

Yeah, I think.

[Mariah]

Or. Matt, really? Death. Death.

[Zane]

I think it's worth a gamble.

[Mariah]

What's the highest risk that we do?

[Heath]

Probably driving.

[Mariah]

Driving.

[Zane]

Sure. Yeah. I think just the probability of it is actually, there's a problem. What's the percentage that you're gonna get into an accident?

[Mariah]

No, not even an accident. Just like dying in an accident. Because, like.

[Zane]

Yeah, even less. Even less. It's slim. You shouldn't live your life in fear because of that.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You know, I think your biggest risk.

[Heath]

In gamble is you probably sucking on that puff.

[Mariah]

Shut up. You did the same. You did the. You know what? You smoke cigarettes. That's even worse.

[Heath]

I did. I did.

[Mariah]

Look at you now, Matt.

[Heath]

Would you pick up one handful at a time or would you individually select a marble at a time. You would just go like this.

[Zane]

Oh, you know what I didn't think about? I. I think I would be like, no, I think I would just, like, handful.

[Mariah]

You know what I'll do? Heath, two corners.

[Zane]

Because I think the probability of me running into the one that, like, is the death ball would be, like, if I was picking them around, I think I would reach that. I don't think, like, I don't know. I would trust the risk of them just a bunch in the little proximity versus picking around. I don't know. That's how I see Interesting.

[Mariah]

Yeah. 2 out of 100. That's, like, very. I wonder how many people would actually grab. Take that risk.

[Heath]

I'd maybe grab one.

[Mariah]

One just for fun. And then you could tell everybody. It's such a conversation starter, too.

[Zane]

It's weird how, like, people, you know, oh, build water parks, but also, you know that someone might die at that water park. Or, like, you know, you make a medication, someone might die because of that medication. But, like, like, you know, you build a car, someone will.

[Mariah]

Big pharma don't get something that is.

[Zane]

Wrong with that car. It's just so crazy, like, the risk people, like, take on to, like, create something. But you have to accept that, yeah, someone's gonna die. We build pools and people die in them.

[Heath]

Like, it's build Legos for kids.

[Zane]

Right. And someone's bound to choke on them.

[Mariah]

A Lego. Lego has killed somebody.

[Heath]

Yeah. People choke.

[Zane]

Yes, of course.

[Mariah]

A Lego.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Did you guys see the new Amazon prime trucks?

[Zane]

Yes. And how they're basically making it like a loophole.

[Heath]

So the Amazon prime trucks, they have been going, like, electric.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

And they have, like, a funky little build to it, but they're showing new ones now where you have to pedal it to drive it.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Mariah]

Like, to save energy.

[Zane]

Well, you also don't have to have a license plate, so you don't also have to pay, like, tolls and stuff on it.

[Mariah]

Huh.

[Zane]

And you don't. It's this way of, like, getting around not having to pay for things.

[Heath]

It's just so funny seeing these Amazon drivers and they're sitting behind a steering wheel.

[Mariah]

Oh, my. Oh, no, no.

[Kevin]

But I'm not gonna lie.

[Heath]

It's bigger. They're bigger than this.

[Kevin]

Wait, I would do this.

[Zane]

Some come a little bit bigger, but then the part of me, I just think it's so scammy of Amazon. They have so much money.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

And somebody.

[Mariah]

No, I thought they were doing that to be eco friendly.

[Zane]

I thought no, it's more of a way for them to.

[Heath]

It's for them to save money for sure.

[Zane]

Save money?

[Mariah]

This. To save money.

[Zane]

Yes, because it like adds up. Like if they have to. Yeah, it's like toll fines and it's, it's all the fin with actually having. You don't think, you don't think it was people registration?

[Mariah]

You don't think it was people going like, oh, I, I would like to, like, I would like to move my body a little bit or get some exercise while working.

[Zane]

I look at it.

[Mariah]

That's how I look at it too.

[Kevin]

I feel like you're cover. It's like being on a golf cart all day.

[Mariah]

Well, you're going to have some good ass legs.

[Heath]

No, but put me closed cabin, give me some air conditioning.

[Zane]

Put Jeff Bezos in one of those and let's see how much he enjoys pushing that around to down.

[Mariah]

I mean, I'm sure it's not. I'm sure you're not biking the full weight of it.

[Heath]

I'm sure it's electric.

[Mariah]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, as long as there's electric assist. That sounds fun to me.

[Zane]

Certain types of areas just don't block the bike lane and I don't know.

[Heath]

So funny though.

[Kevin]

My mom would totally want to do this.

[Heath]

Yeah. When she was for mail lady. Usps.

[Mariah]

What is that? What is that front at the.

[Heath]

The new usps.

[Mariah]

Oh, hell no. What? What is that?

[Zane]

That aerodynamic?

[Mariah]

No, Boofy.

[Zane]

What?

[Heath]

Zane, what country were we where all the like.

[Mariah]

Yes, Boofy. That's ugly as. Why would you want that? Looks so unappealing to me.

[Kevin]

It's like drawing a car from memory.

[Zane]

Yes, it really does.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Mariah]

Where are the cars at? My dreams. No, I hate that. I. I want to die. I hate that.

[Zane]

Yeah, it is pretty.

[Mariah]

That literally my chin. That's what it looks like. Get rid of it.

[Heath]

Well, that is it for today's episode. Thank you so much for tuning in and we love you and we will see you next week. If you want to check out our Patreon, we post a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q and A every single month. We also keep these cameras rolling so you get an extended cut of every single podcast and you also get early access to the episodes. You get them at free again, all on patreon.com zaynheathe and for $5, you get access to absolutely everything we've ever posted on our Patreon for the last three, four years.

[Mariah]

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[Heath]

All right, we'll see you guys next week. Unwind. We'll see you in a second.