274: Big Things Coming

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 274: Big Things Coming

Release Date: March 10, 2025

In Episode 274 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, hosts Zane and Heath delve into a myriad of topics ranging from personal life updates and memorable trips to nostalgic reflections on technology and insights into the evolving airline industry. Joined by guest Jordan, the trio engages in candid conversations, peppered with humor and relatable anecdotes. Below is a detailed breakdown of the episode’s key discussions, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for reference.

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1. Personal Life Updates and Upcoming Changes [00:30 – 07:48]

Zane and Heath kick off the episode by sharing personal updates, including Heath’s post-wedding emotions and the challenges of adjusting to a new routine.

• Heath reflects on his recent wedding, stating, "It's crazy that we've already been married two weeks now. Almost." ([30:16])

The conversation shifts to their mother’s interactions at Heath and Zane’s wedding, highlighting family dynamics and humorous exchanges about relatives’ whereabouts.

• Zane mentions, "She was making out with one guy during the wedding," illustrating the lively atmosphere ([04:38]).

2. Teasing Exciting Upcoming Projects with Habit Burger [06:55 – 08:46]

The hosts reveal an exciting collaboration with Habit Burger, hinting at upcoming surprises and live events.

• Heath enthuses, "There's something very exciting and we're very excited to share with you guys. It's going to be sick." ([07:09])

They encourage listeners to stay tuned for a live event, promising exclusive reveals that remain under wraps for now.

3. Memorable RV Trip Experiences [09:02 – 16:22]

Zane, Heath, and Jordan recount their recent RV trip with friends Alicia and Remy, sharing tales of camaraderie and unexpected mishaps.

• Jordan reminisces, "We just have a surprise for you that we're gonna do with Habit," connecting their travel experiences to their current projects ([07:09]).

A standout moment involves Cal stepping into mud, leading to lighthearted frustrations and bonding moments.

• Heath jokes, "He stepped out. First step into mud. His whole boot." ([12:44])

The group also discusses the logistics of living in an RV, from setting up makeshift workspaces to the challenges of limited amenities.

• Jordan shares, "We were all locked into, like, work for the next few hours." ([16:14])

4. Sponsorship Messages [15:24 – 27:10]

Throughout the episode, Zane and Heath acknowledge their sponsors, seamlessly integrating promotional content into their conversations.

• SeatGeek is highlighted with a promo code: "Use code UNFILTERED2025 and you're going to get 10% off your next order at SeatGeek." ([15:53])

• Stash is introduced as an investment partner: "Stash has helped millions of Americans reach their financial goals and start at just $3 per month." ([26:08])

• Booking.com and Doordash also receive shout-outs, emphasizing their services and special offers ([37:20], [48:46]).

Note: While these segments are promotional, they are crafted to align with the podcast’s flow without disrupting the conversational tone.

5. Nostalgia for Vintage Technology and Vehicles [28:05 – 35:35]

The hosts delve into nostalgic reminiscences about older technologies and vehicles, contrasting them with modern advancements.

• Zane nostalgically states, "I miss memorizing everybody's phone number." ([57:18])

• Jordan adds, "We had to share one phone line. It was like, 'Oh, my husband needs to call now.'" ([56:12])

Conversations extend to vintage car features, such as cup holders and interior designs, highlighting how certain aspects have evolved or disappeared.

• Heath muses, "Zane, have you seen the Kia Carnival back seat? They have, like, swiveling seats for better interaction." ([21:32])

The discussion underscores a longing for the simplicity and communal aspects of past technologies and designs.

6. Evolving Airline Experiences [37:39 – 53:30]

A significant portion of the episode focuses on the transformation of airline services and passenger experiences over the years.

• Zane expresses frustration with modern airline amenities: "I'll never get over how, like, expensive these airlines are, and they just don't give us the appropriate seat for the amount of money that we're paying." ([52:38])

The hosts compare the past luxuries of air travel, illustrated by movies like Soul Plane, to the current state, critiquing the lack of comfort and amenities.

• Heath reminisces, "Remember Soul Plane the movie? That made it so unrealistic." ([50:00])

They also touch upon innovative aircraft designs, such as those by Blue Origin, and the role of social media in shaping airline policies and employee behaviors.

• Zane discusses a news story about an Alaska Airlines flight attendant twerking, pondering the balance between employee expression and professional conduct: "I think every single company has to understand in a social media world that they have to let their employees have some room to breathe in that social air." ([38:18])

7. Reflection on Modern Communication and Social Media [53:31 – 62:08]

The trio reflects on the shift from traditional communication methods to the pervasive influence of social media and digital interactions.

• Heath shares, "Why are you even trying to track me when I'm not using your app?" highlighting privacy concerns ([54:08])

• Zane laments the decline of simple communication: "I miss memorizing everybody's phone number." ([57:14])

Discussions encompass the impact of technology on patience, interpersonal relationships, and the overall quality of life, emphasizing both nostalgic longing and critical analysis of current trends.

8. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks [62:08 – End]

As the episode concludes, the hosts encourage listeners to engage with their content through Patreon and various platforms, ensuring continued support and interaction.

• Heath invites listeners: "If you want to check out our Patreon, we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode." ([62:08])

The episode wraps up with light-hearted banter about future interactions and shared experiences, maintaining the podcast’s signature blend of humor and relatability.

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Notable Quotes:

• Heath [30:16]: "It's crazy that we've already been married two weeks now. Almost."

• Zane [04:38]: "She was making out with one guy during the wedding,"

• Heath [07:09]: "There's something very exciting and we're very excited to share with you guys. It's going to be sick."

• Zane [52:38]: "I'll never get over how, like, expensive these airlines are, and they just don't give us the appropriate seat for the amount of money that we're paying."

• Heath [38:18]: "I think every single company has to understand in a social media world that they have to let their employees have some room to breathe in that social air."

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Conclusion:

Episode 274 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered offers a rich tapestry of conversations that weave personal anecdotes with broader societal observations. From the joys and challenges of recent life changes to nostalgic reflections on technology and candid critiques of modern industries, Zane, Heath, and Jordan deliver an engaging and relatable listening experience. Their authentic camaraderie and willingness to explore diverse topics make this episode a standout installment for both long-time fans and new listeners alike.

Transcript

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[Heath]

Cap apply My post wedding comed out and is finally hitting me.

[Zane]

Yeah, I realized that I. Because I've been eating really bad for the past week and a half. I think it's affecting, like, my, like, I'm, like, swirling right now.

[Jordan]

Yeah, my appetite has been horrible. And I think it's just. I'm not just saying this. I think I'm having East coast food withdrawals. Like, I swear, when I have hot matzo, how much do I eat? More on the east coast than here.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's. It is completely different.

[Jordan]

It's very hard for me to have, like, one meal a day here. It's like pulling teeth. I'm like, oh, yeah, I gotta freaking eat on the east Coast. I'm like, what's for breakfast? What's for lunch? What's for dinner?

[Zane]

Yeah, she's having it right now. Withdrawals. She's salivating thinking about the food.

[Jordan]

Oh, like, I do get it, though.

[Zane]

It's different out there. I get it. I get why you, like, miss that side so much. I miss it already.

[Jordan]

And I don't want to go back afterwards. I don't feel I want to.

[Zane]

Like, I mean, none of your cousins from are for me, but, like, I want to marry into the family. I don't know how.

[Jordan]

Adoption, maybe.

[Zane]

My mom.

[Heath]

I did have have that thought. I was like, technically, if your mom ended up with Uncle David.

[Jordan]

Wait, we thought about that Christmas with Zane.

[Heath]

True.

[Zane]

It might be Uncle James now we've moved on to Uncle James. Sorry, Dave.

[Jordan]

Uncle James is more practical because they live in the same state, so I.

[Zane]

Must have heard you wrong. I told my mom already. I sent him pictures. She's like, oh, why didn't he. Why didn't he come up to me at the wedding? I was like, mom, nobody came up to anybody at the wedding.

[Heath]

I don't think everybody was in their own zone.

[Jordan]

He asked about her the same second you guys left the property. He goes, well, where's Zayn's mom? I'm like, we've been here for three days. You're asking.

[Zane]

I told My mom. Hey, you're gonna like this. He lives in Miami.

[Jordan]

And I was like, no way.

[Heath]

But does not live in Miami.

[Zane]

No, it does not live in Miami. And I'm too scared to tell her. I was like, you better tell her.

[Jordan]

No, you didn't tell her.

[Zane]

I didn't tell her.

[Jordan]

Z goes, this is you a fool. I'm like, I can't spread misinformation.

[Zane]

I swear to God. You said my. Like, I don't know where Miami came from. I heard Miami.

[Jordan]

We had a whole conversation.

[Heath]

Wanted to hear Miami.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Zane]

No, you.

[Jordan]

Because remember you and Heath were talking.

[Heath]

About the Villages in Orlando's friendliest hometown.

[Zane]

I've never heard of the Villages.

[Heath]

Oh, it's literally the friendliest hometown in.

[Zane]

In Orlando.

[Jordan]

I thought you guys had whole commercials for it.

[Zane]

Yeah, I've never heard of village.

[Matt]

There's no way you haven't heard of it. The old people world.

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

This place is bigger than Manhattan. It's a retirement community.

[Zane]

No, wait. Manhattan, like the whole island.

[Jordan]

You heard it. You heard it, right?

[Zane]

You're lying. That's not the Villages. I don't. There's no. I would have heard about it.

[Heath]

57 square miles.

[Zane]

There'S a town full of old people like that. And I didn't know about this.

[Jordan]

I think it's 55 and over, right?

[Heath]

Yes. Zane, he has their own fire departments. They have their own house on like everything.

[Zane]

Oh, are the staff old too? Just everyone's old. Everyone's just moving slow as molasses.

[Heath]

They have multiple golf course.

[Zane]

Like, it's 55 is not that old. My mom's 59. I don't see her like living in the Villages.

[Jordan]

Well, a lot of they're not like, they're retirement communities, so like you could retire at in your 50s. So it's like 55 plus is a pretty popular.

[Heath]

It's where like they have everything you would need right there. It's very accessible for you. Like if you wanted like they have the like Publix everywhere. There's like, it has everything right there so you don't have to leave.

[Zane]

Is the town. Is this. Is this a town you could see your guys self like living at when.

[Jordan]

You'Re like, oh, no, no, no, no.

[Heath]

No, no, no, no. I used to want to when I was a kid. The commercials made it look so fun.

[Jordan]

They made it look like an amusement park, right?

[Heath]

Yeah, there's.

[Zane]

There's like, I can't believe you.

[Heath]

Pickleball court.

[Jordan]

I didn't. He just educated me on it. When I told When I told him my uncle was moving to this place called the Villages, he goes, no, the Villages. I'm like, I guess I'm not gonna.

[Zane]

Tell my mom that, cuz she might. She. Because my mom's trying to stay young, you know. Okay, all right, Ma. At the wedding, she's like, why don't you have me on another podcast episode? I was like, I didn't know you wanted to be on another podcast.

[Jordan]

She was getting pulled in a lot of directions of. I barely saw her. She was hanging. She was making so many friends.

[Zane]

I know. I was worried about her and Hidaya both being there, but they were both.

[Heath]

She was making out.

[Jordan]

They were like one guy.

[Zane]

Yeah. Who's Uncle David?

[Heath]

Balcony. All right, should we jump into it? Get it rocking? All right, Jordy.

[Zane]

You got it, Jordan.

[Heath]

Awesome.

[Zane]

Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. I am your amazing, incredible, most handsome, skinniest host out there. My name is in.

[Heath]

How we doing, guys? I'm Heath.

[Matt]

Jordan.

[Zane]

Jordan.

[Jordan]

I'm Jordan.

[Heath]

Matt is out of town right now, so we unfortunately weren't able to record with him.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So we have Jordan thankfully filling in today. Everybody. Say thank you, Jordy.

[Zane]

And say thank you to Jordan for being here today.

[Matt]

Thank you, everyone.

[Zane]

Are you wearing Mountain Dew Blaha Blast socks?

[Matt]

I am.

[Zane]

That's freaking awesome. I wish I had a pair. Damn. Are those vintage or you got those like.

[Matt]

Someone mailed them to me. My friend mailed them to me.

[Jordan]

Oh, that's a really cool.

[Zane]

That's really cool. And is that like. That's a pineapple tree on the top of it? Yeah, that's vintage. That's sick. I want one.

[Matt]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Zane]

Right?

[Jordan]

I want to see how old they are. Here they go.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. Seven to $10, typically. Mariah, you know what to get.

[Jordan]

Oh, my gosh. Those are really cool.

[Zane]

Those are cool.

[Matt]

I gotta support my favorite beverage. They just came out with a new one.

[Heath]

With a new one.

[Jordan]

New flavor purple, like your whole outfit.

[Matt]

It is. It's like.

[Jordan]

Is that why you're wearing.

[Matt]

I'm just a big Taco Bell NASCAR ad. No, it's like Taco Bell, Taco Bell Dark Baja Blast or something like that.

[Zane]

A Dark Baja Blast.

[Matt]

Didn't Alicia go to the Taco Bell Fest or something?

[Zane]

I think they did a year or two ago. Yeah, they just did it. That's so cool. I've, like, imagine being able to like, see like the new menu, like, come out or.

[Heath]

Matt was just at the. Yeah, the press conference for Taco Bell.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Heath]

New item release, stuff like that.

[Jordan]

It's cool.

[Zane]

Speaking of item release, we're about to do something for Habit Burger.

[Heath]

Yes, we are.

[Zane]

Yes. Next week we're gonna be actually going live on this channel, which is crazy because we've never gone live on this channel, but we're gonna go live on this channel, and we're gonna. We just have a surprise for you that we're gonna do with a Habit.

[Heath]

There's something very exciting and we're very excited to share with you guys. It's going to be sick. And then there's something coming after that which is, like, even more exciting, which you guys will see, obviously, as well. We can't give anything away. You know, we're under, like, NZA stuff.

[Zane]

Yeah. It's like, top secret stuff. I really understand. But we are. But we'll give you guys details, honestly, like in the description. Yeah.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

In the description box below, we'll let you know the time and the day that we are gonna go live. And just make sure you're there when we go live. We're gonna be.

[Heath]

We're gonna be cooking something up y.

[Zane]

Our first tour day, you should say. It's a little in the kitchen. It's gonna be fun, though. So make sure to go.

[Heath]

Yes. Make sure to tune in.

[Zane]

Yeah. Details will be in the description.

[Jordan]

But anyways, Habit has a special place in my heart because it really does. One of my favorite memories of my cousins coming to la. They surprised me in a Habit restaurant. I was just sitting there with my sister because she came to visit, and then in comes, like, three of my cousins. I was like, what? So every time we pass that habit, I'm like, that's the habit.

[Zane]

Which one?

[Heath]

By our old apartment.

[Zane]

Oh, no way. Oh, my God. Oh, nice. We all have a story.

[Heath]

I would walk to that Habit Burger at least once a week.

[Zane]

And you know what? They've. They've gotten better throughout the years.

[Jordan]

They Santa Barbara Char.

[Zane]

You kidding me? Just wait till you see what they having. What they have coming. I don't know.

[Jordan]

They didn't even say this. I know nothing we're not allowed to say.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Jordan]

Big things coming. Coming.

[Heath]

Jordan. Jordan would have a. Jordan would be on Reddit. Y'all not gonna believe the new item coming. No, I have the inside, too.

[Zane]

No, no. We don't trust anybody in these walls. These four. Absolutely not.

[Matt]

Y'all won't just give us a taste?

[Zane]

Not. Nope. You gotta be there. You got to be there when we announce it. Sorry.

[Heath]

You'll see it when you see it.

[Zane]

But what do we do? Oh, we just got back from a little RV trip.

[Heath]

Yes, we did.

[Zane]

With Alicia and Remy. That was a lot of fun.

[Heath]

There's something about an RV that I just enjoy so much. Just feels like a family vacation. Whoever you're with. And it just has like a, a special place in my heart. I don't know if it's cuz I did it for like tfil so much. And I was always in an rv. And just like the whole travel experience of being in a motorhome is so cool. You just get up and walk to the bathroom.

[Jordan]

You can go shower you.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And we got a small one. We didn't get like one of those big double decker. What is it, 50 foot?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I'm pissed we didn't because I, I rented the 25 foot RV because we were supposed to go up into Big Sur.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And there's like length restrictions for.

[Zane]

Because of the turns up in the mountains, which I'm glad we didn't do anyway. I freak. I freak out. Even a regular car. I hate driving.

[Heath]

Like I found out that that road was closed and we couldn't even do it. Like going up. We had to go around the backside. And by the time we went and cut back down to get to it, I was like, yeah, but we could have got one of the really big ones.

[Zane]

Damn.

[Heath]

But.

[Zane]

But I feel like that would have been a little bit more stressful driving like a really big one with all those turns and those sizes we got was perfect. I was honestly a little worried about just like comfort in just like those small RVs. But it was really, really comfy. Everybody had their own, like, space. Everybody had their own bed.

[Jordan]

Six of us in there. Laying out.

[Zane]

Yeah, laying out pretty much.

[Jordan]

That's pretty impressive. And it was a 25 footer.

[Zane]

Yeah, it was really nice.

[Jordan]

Heath drove there, you and Cal drove there. And on the way back, Heath was driving and he started to get tired. But I looked back and Cal was sleeping and I was like, okay, I don't want to wake him up. And I was like, I got it from like you relax. I got it from here. So I, I started. I think it was maybe Jordan. Guess how long I drove for? I really took one for the team.

[Matt]

10 minutes.

[Heath]

Yep.

[Jordan]

Close. Like 25 out of the five hours. It was a five hour trip. Like a five and a half hour trip. I thought I was going to be. I was like, I'll just finish it. 25 minutes. I'm like, I'm literally falling asleep.

[Matt]

I look.

[Heath]

I look over.

[Zane]

Jesus.

[Jordan]

And then I made sure. I was like, let's just pull over to a gas station so that you know when you're sleeping in a car and you feel. Feel the shift of, like, you're slowing down and it wakes you up? Yeah. I was like, let's just do that so that he wakes up. So Cal woke up, and he goes, everything okay? No, yeah, no, we're good. We're just. I think we're gonna think about switching. And he goes, right. Like, you don't have to drive. Like, I'll take over. I'm like, you sure?

[Zane]

Very good. I caught that, too.

[Jordan]

I was like.

[Zane]

Right.

[Jordan]

He finished it. I was like, thank you. Meanwhile, he's a broken foot. He's taking the boot off his boot. His.

[Heath]

Boo. He stepped out. We were getting, like, this, like, really funny shot of us looking like we're broke down. It was like this, like, plan that we had where we're, like, hitchhiking, you know, the engines opened up. Cal stepped out. First step into mud. His whole boot.

[Zane]

That was. No, it was terrible. And we were like, maybe we were, like, three hours away from home, and we're like, damn it.

[Matt]

Did you guys put him in the shower in the rv?

[Zane]

No, we just cleaned up with wipes and. But, like, we felt really bad because that's his. Like that. That's his foot. You know what I mean?

[Jordan]

But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. He does not have, like, a disappointed bone in his body. He was just like, hey, guys, be careful getting out. I just stepped in mud.

[Zane]

Yeah, but wait.

[Jordan]

He's, like, knee deep.

[Heath]

Yeah, he's in quicksand. Sinking. Guys, you don't want to walk over here.

[Jordan]

The calmest person I.

[Zane]

Right, me. I would have been like, damn it. The trip is.

[Jordan]

The trip would have been over for me. I would have Ubered.

[Zane]

Yeah. I would have been like, I'm good. You guys go. I'm going to Uber out of here. I can't.

[Heath]

Yeah, he was very positive.

[Zane]

It was really nice. And I love the ride up there, because we got to. You were driving, so you. You weren't there.

[Jordan]

You didn't have a bed, right?

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, we. We turned that. We turned that. Our little. Our little bench and table into a bed.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And we all got to, like, sit there. So one person was up there while the three were. And three on the. On the. On the bed. And we're all watching Pirates of the Caribbean. The first one.

[Heath]

Oh, no. I heard it.

[Zane]

It felt it.

[Jordan]

Was loud.

[Heath]

It was.

[Zane]

Oh, it was loud up there.

[Heath]

I was like, what are we, in a IMAX movie theater? It was.

[Jordan]

It was really loud.

[Matt]

But you got to get used to that. You got. I used to listen to your kids listen to and three.

[Heath]

Couldn't hear myself think it was so loud.

[Jordan]

Yeah, that was wild.

[Heath]

It was unbelievable.

[Zane]

Why didn't you say anything?

[Heath]

I. I was. You guys couldn't hear me.

[Zane]

Oh, well, you. Well, you need to say it again. You should have called me.

[Heath]

No, nothing. Nothing makes me more mad because if you guys were genuinely enjoying the movie on full blast like that, I'd be okay. I'm driving. I look back, you guys are like this.

[Zane]

He don't even.

[Heath]

I was on your phone. Nobody watching.

[Zane]

I was watching the movie.

[Heath]

Nobody watched it.

[Zane]

I must have been texting at that moment because I was watching it. I love that movie.

[Matt]

As. As the rv. Dad, when you were listening to the movie, were you watching it? You know, were you having.

[Heath]

Oh, I was picturing the whole thing.

[Matt]

You were having a dad. Like a. Okay. They're on that part thinking that.

[Heath]

I feel so bad because every road trip, me and my brother would watch Talladega Nights every time we got into the car. And my dad. I don't think my dad's ever seen the movie, but he can fully quote it because he heard it from the back seat so many times.

[Zane]

But to be fair, guy, to be fair, our speakers, because they weren't working as well as yours, we had to put it up all the way because that's.

[Heath]

Oh, they were blasting through the front.

[Zane]

So I think yours were working 100. So you had to hear the full. But we had to turn it up all the way just for us to hear the movie.

[Heath]

I also didn't realize how many sword fight scenes there are. It was. I'm like, it was non stop.

[Zane]

I know you already heard the whole movie already, so I'm sure you don't want to watch it now, but my God, that. That movie still stands still holds up. Like every scene where you turn to each other and go, this entire movie needs an Oscar. Like, how does movie not have an Oscar?

[Heath]

Like, this movie is amazing.

[Zane]

Like, every scene, you're sitting there like, they don't make them like this anymore.

[Jordan]

Even.

[Heath]

Even the cgi.

[Zane]

It's.

[Heath]

It's Guy.

[Zane]

It's good.

[Jordan]

It's really good.

[Heath]

That was better than the octopus we saw at the aquarium. I'm not joking.

[Jordan]

Don't even get me.

[Zane]

Don't even give me. Sort of.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Jordan]

Wait, I thought it was also really fun that. I don't know if it was fun from for you guys, but I was sitting on the bed up top. It was kind of a bunk bed situation. I was sitting up there, but me, Zayn, and Alicia, we all had our computers out at one point, and it was like an office on wheels. Zayn was doing the thumbnail. I was editing the podcast. Alicia was editing the vlog. Like, we were just all locked in, in silence. And I looked down, I was like, damn, this is cool.

[Zane]

I looked on the road, out of every trip. I'm sure you're having the most fun on this one because we're all, like, literally sitting here doing. Doing what you're doing.

[Jordan]

Yeah, because usually I try not to go on trips because, like, I don't want to be the one that has to, like, be working while everybody's, like, trying to make plans and stuff. And I'm just like. Because I'm really okay with, like, just working and you guys do it, but you guys feel bad. It did feel really good that everybody was locked into, like, work for the next few hours.

[Matt]

Did it feel good working out of the rv?

[Jordan]

It did.

[Heath]

And it was more bumpy than it was.

[Jordan]

The bumpiness was A little hard.

[Matt]

Could you have like a drink and your computer?

[Jordan]

Wait, hold on.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's a full blown apartment. Everything you could ever imagine. One cup holder in the entire thing.

[Zane]

None.

[Jordan]

Jordan. We had utensils.

[Zane]

There was a stove, microwave, tv, flat screen. We can open it and there's free thing.

[Matt]

Okay. Because that's. I'm just imagining the cup doing.

[Jordan]

No, I was getting creative. I was getting creative. I had. I had it in between my mattress. Like, I'm squeezing.

[Zane]

Yeah. We were using the cushions to hold our drinks. And I'm like, no cup holders. There's no way they were building this out. And they're like, no cup holders. They definitely forgot it. They finished it and they're like, we forgot.

[Heath]

They're looking at it. They're like, something's.

[Zane]

Something's missing.

[Heath]

I can't figure out what it is.

[Zane]

It's like, it's like the G Wagon. They have everything in that car except for a cup holder.

[Heath]

That was bad.

[Jordan]

There's got to be a reason. There's got to be something.

[Heath]

No, not a new, new G Wagon. Does they do one that was like running for however long?

[Jordan]

I think Zayn literally got rid of his because it was just like, you couldn't see.

[Heath]

There was one and it was on the passenger side footwell. You had to reach over and it wasn't a cup holder, it was a net. It was a mesh net.

[Zane]

So the drink would go like this.

[Heath]

So it's just. It's just like a bag that was like by the passenger foot.

[Matt]

That's crazy.

[Heath]

It was. It was really bad.

[Zane]

If you, if you spending that much money on a car, you better have a cup holder in it.

[Heath]

Jordan. That's it.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's it.

[Matt]

That's not a basketball.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

We could play around the world.

[Zane]

Just.

[Jordan]

Like a crumbled receipt.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Playing pig.

[Zane]

Yeah. Sorry, officer. I was just playing hoops, Officer.

[Jordan]

Your honor. I was playing horse.

[Zane]

Right at the red light camera.

[Matt]

So the Mercedes G Class, people never walked into a Corolla or any normal car.

[Jordan]

What car do we think has the most cup holders?

[Heath]

Minivans. They have 57 minivans.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Because every seat has one.

[Heath]

I'm going to guess the Kia Carnival number one.

[Jordan]

Wow, there's a top 10.

[Heath]

Oh, what do we got?

[Jordan]

Infinity QX 80, 13.

[Zane]

Wait. One, two.

[Jordan]

Think of the doors.

[Zane]

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

[Jordan]

The doors a lot. That's a lot. You have the. Then you have the center console that.

[Zane]

Goes down and you know those ones where it's in Front of the second row of seats. Mariah. You press it and it goes.

[Jordan]

Yes.

[Zane]

Like that.

[Jordan]

Lincoln Navigator hidden cup holder. Lincoln Navigator is one of my mom mom dream cars.

[Zane]

That's a mafia car for sure.

[Jordan]

Toyota Tacoma 13. That's surprising because it's only two rows.

[Zane]

That's a truck tooth. That's only two rows.

[Jordan]

Nissan Pathfinder 14 in this.

[Heath]

We're getting up there.

[Jordan]

Nissan Titan XD 14. That's another truck which is very surprising. Ford Expedition 15.

[Heath]

Where's that odd number coming from though?

[Jordan]

That's so true.

[Zane]

Well, the three.

[Jordan]

Did you say Honda Odyssey or you.

[Heath]

Said Town Carnival was my number one.

[Zane]

Oh, wait, you guys are forgetting the doors.

[Jordan]

I told.

[Zane]

They nor have. They'll have two in those.

[Jordan]

Volkswagen Atlas 17. This is CR.

[Zane]

What is it going to happen Fit that many people?

[Jordan]

I got to get to the end.

[Heath]

Every one of them.

[Jordan]

Okay. A whopping 19. Jordan Subaru.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Jordan]

Jordan Subaru ascent scent is 19 cup holders.

[Matt]

But I'm just not understanding the ratio because it's like seven people in that car. Everyone's having two. It says it Two cups per passenger.

[Zane]

Two cups per passenger.

[Matt]

What are we doing?

[Heath]

I. I use. I use mine up front in the door and then I also flip my back seat one down and I'm putting stuff back there.

[Jordan]

Oh yeah.

[Zane]

You going to have to stop that now. That thing is going to move the whole pocket.

[Heath]

I forgot that we're there.

[Zane]

Just grab it and hold the cell. Yeah.

[Matt]

Such an interesting ratio. It's like a house that's like, you know, five bedroom, five bedrooms, two baths. But this is 17 cup holders.

[Zane]

Five bedrooms, two.

[Matt]

Five seats.

[Heath]

No. Zane, have you seen the Kia Carnival back seat?

[Matt]

Can we see it?

[Heath]

They.

[Zane]

The Carnival Cruise.

[Heath]

That's where they go out like this and you can go like that.

[Zane]

Stop. It's like a mint seat.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

I love this.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

Let's go.

[Zane]

I want cars to start making them like where you're facing the passenger. Like if I don't want two rows, it's. We're all looking at each other like the back of each other's heads. It's not fun. It's not a good experience and nobody likes it.

[Heath]

You want to be able to turn the seats backwards.

[Zane]

Just turn it around and everyone's gonna have a fantastic time.

[Jordan]

Some of the vans have that they. I think the middle row swivels.

[Zane]

Yeah. Just do it for every vehicle. I'm sure if you do a survey.

[Heath]

90, I would turn around.

[Zane]

People are gonna be are gonna want that type that style in the car. There was once road trips 1.

[Heath]

I forget what kind of car it is, but it was like an older kind of like sedan. The back seat you opened up and it had a full L shaped couch that ran the side and wrapped like.

[Zane]

Are you sure they didn't like just throw it in there? It wasn't.

[Heath]

No, it came from factory like that. Like you walk in and you like can scoot around. Like a, like a booth.

[Matt]

Like a limo.

[Heath]

Like a corner boot. Yeah, almost like a limo.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's pretty much a booth, dude.

[Heath]

Really, really cool.

[Zane]

Mariah. He was looking at that.

[Heath]

That's it.

[Zane]

Wait, that's sick.

[Heath]

I want that.

[Zane]

Oh my. That is the coolest thing I think I've ever seen. Wait, hold on. So the driver. How does the driver.

[Heath]

Driver stays forward.

[Zane]

Oh, oh, I see.

[Heath]

The passenger can turn around and that whole thing is a. Wait, that's kind of that.

[Zane]

Wait. The driver looking forward and the passenger looking back. And you, you seen the driver? Like, this is pretty cool.

[Jordan]

Even in the trunk there'd be seats just facing the backwards.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah. I love it. And then they were like planning because everybody was going to like tailgate. So the, the back would lift up and there would be seats back there that you would just like sit in.

[Zane]

Right. It's like you're at the Oscars. So fucking fancy.

[Jordan]

This is sick.

[Zane]

That's sick. Come on.

[Matt]

I'm confused on like how this went out of fashion. Like what?

[Jordan]

It's got to be a safe safety thing. Yeah, I think so.

[Zane]

Yeah. 100.

[Heath]

Imagine getting rear ended.

[Jordan]

Jordan. Jordan. That's where flat Stanley came from.

[Heath]

Wait, what?

[Jordan]

Kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. This is the origin of flat Stanley.

[Zane]

Fact check.

[Jordan]

Getting hit sideways in the trunk. Like just your.

[Zane]

Your.

[Jordan]

Your ribs. Just my.

[Heath]

My grandpa had a truck that had the sideways seats in the back.

[Jordan]

That's cool.

[Heath]

And it was. It was like a little jumper seat that would like fold out. So like here's the driver's seat facing this way. You're behind it, just sitting like sideways facing each other.

[Jordan]

Say it with me.

[Matt]

It was a different time and that was.

[Zane]

It was a good. I like, this was a good time. This was a good time.

[Jordan]

And this cars had. These cars had no seat belts. These station wagons.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

It's kind of cool.

[Zane]

I could smell that leather. Oh my God. Like my grand. My grandpa in Lebanon had a car and it was like red velvet seats. It was beautiful. It smelled like cologne and cigarettes. It was a perfect combo of smell. And I can't smell it right now. Oh my God.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Plush carpet of an old car.

[Heath]

But they used to make cars that felt like super luxurious. Like it, they were like, it felt.

[Jordan]

Like a living room.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, the seats were like an actual, like sofa.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

Do you remember the blue interior? Like blue carpet interior.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

That was huge.

[Matt]

Loved that. I wish that never ended. That's what I mean. Like the new waves and how things change. Like, kind of hate like my car fake carbon fiber, like what they try to do.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

[Matt]

I wish they went full in on.

[Zane]

This because you just have to custom.

[Heath]

Make it like Aztec patterns on like the floor mats.

[Zane]

But it's just crazy. Imagine back then just like going to a dealership and all the cars like that.

[Heath]

My favorite thing is to see pictures of new dealerships from the 70s, like film photos.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And it's just like the showroom is full of these colors when they were brand new. It's just like such a cool, nostalgic look. Mm. Before we continue, we want to give a big thank you to our next sponsor of this podcast, Stash.

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[Heath]

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[Matt]

It's not just cars. Like, I think that like goes throughout your whole life. People struggle with that.

[Heath]

Especially with like homes. Everything is just like, oh yeah, white.

[Matt]

Because it's sometimes what color?

[Zane]

Yellow.

[Heath]

You're. The whole outside is yellow.

[Zane]

Yeah, he loves it. He. For some reason, he's the only house. It's like mustard. No, but it's not like, vintage.

[Heath]

Like, it's like Dijon.

[Zane]

It's like you look at her like, damn. Like, you don't need to have the color house like that. It. Just. Because it doesn't. He doesn't complement the yellow with anything. Like, it doesn't. It doesn't complement each other well.

[Jordan]

It's just like one of these.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, right on the left. On the left. You're driving by. I'm like, oh, damn. It just doesn't make sense. And the grass is all dead. I'm a bubba. You. You gotta. Let's. Let's fix this grass before you paint this house yellow. You know what I mean? But that's exactly what it looks like.

[Jordan]

It just very yellow.

[Zane]

It's just too yellow. There's a way to make it yellow and make it nice.

[Heath]

If you're by the beach, that's the only time that's acceptable.

[Zane]

Yes. And it has to be a light yellow like that. Not a dark yellow.

[Matt]

Or if you're filming, like, a Disney Channel show.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much.

[Jordan]

Jordan, didn't you say your house in Florida, didn't they let you and your brother pick the colors of the walls? And they just went with it. It's like orange yellow. It's really cool. Like, I wouldn't even color.

[Zane]

It is.

[Jordan]

I just be like, yeah, my kids picked the color. It's, like, kind of fun.

[Zane]

I like that.

[Matt]

We did a pretty decent job.

[Jordan]

It matches the vibe of the house, definitely. Like, it's not like a neon green or anything.

[Heath]

Your exterior is like a coral, Right? Like a salmon.

[Matt]

The house used to be bright pink. Like, it was an 80s bright.

[Jordan]

That is fl.

[Zane]

I love that.

[Matt]

It's just funny because I remember the switch in everyone's head. Like, we went outside, everybody, and everyone.

[Jordan]

Was like.

[Matt]

I. I liked it. I like, I never got over it. But the. All the adults and my grandparents realized, like, why did we do that?

[Zane]

Because we love our kids. That's why.

[Jordan]

I love, like, 80s Miami interior. It is.

[Zane]

Do you, like, like, fountain blue? Do you like that?

[Jordan]

Like, the new fountain blue?

[Zane]

I know one in Miami. Have you ever been to the one in Miami? It's.

[Heath]

We have.

[Zane]

That one's, like, kind of Miami, but it's like. And it is. It is old school, but I like tacky.

[Jordan]

Like, I like pink and baby blue.

[Heath]

Miami Vice.

[Jordan]

And like, black. Like, tables. Like, black coffee tables.

[Matt]

They're like piano. Yes.

[Zane]

Okay. Okay.

[Jordan]

That is freaking sick with the. You have it in your bathroom. The glass blocks.

[Matt]

Oh, yes. They overused those glass blocks.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

The whole side of the house is.

[Zane]

Just my whole shower. All the shower was the big thing. Big Mariah. Like that.

[Jordan]

Okay. There's the black. See that black floor?

[Heath]

Love.

[Zane]

I love that. How does it feel being pretty much exactly a year away from possibly being in a different state?

[Heath]

It's crazy that we've already been married two weeks now. Almost.

[Zane]

Another week passed by already.

[Jordan]

This Sunday would be two weeks in two. Two days, Friday right now.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Do you feel any different? Do you feel two weeks married? Do you feel all your dreams coming true?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

This is all I freaking wanted.

[Jordan]

Was this all I want?

[Heath]

It's crazy. And. Well, it's weird now that we have to be like, okay, we have to, like, really start looking.

[Zane]

Exactly. Because it could take, like, you know, it could take a full year to, like, find the perfect house.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Heath]

And also, we're trying to figure out too, like, we've been looking a little bit, and there's nothing that's, like, really caught our eye that we're like, okay, we're gonna pull the trigger on this. So then we were also thinking about, like, building. And building can take, you know, over a year. And then I was like, oh, well, maybe if, you know, we have something where we end up building a guest house, maybe we start with a guest house. That way we can, like, move into the guest house and, like, live there while the rest of the house is being finished.

[Zane]

But you just never build the rest. You're like, this is good.

[Matt]

The pictures of you guys building your house from living in your guest house. And then your kids see that.

[Jordan]

I know.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

When my parents built our house in Pennsylvania, like, I would look at those pictures all the time. Like, when the found. When they put the basement in first, the foundation, the blueprints, like, everything was really cool to see. We have a picture of, like, them when they bought the property. And it was just a cornfield. Like, it's crazy.

[Matt]

That's the whole culture for the household.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Matt]

My whole life in our living room is just a picture of my grandpa.

[Heath]

Holding a wheelbarrow and a shovel.

[Jordan]

I love that picture.

[Zane]

It's like, we built this house vintage.

[Matt]

I love that it sets. And, like, looking at that every day and buying the Sims 1 and 2 was just like. Like, I can't wait.

[Zane]

I love the passion.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I can't wait to build the house.

[Jordan]

Yeah. It was such a. I know. I think there's something so special about it, really Is building the house how.

[Zane]

Important are neighbor to you when you looking for a house? You see me if I knew that like I was looking for a house to start a family and a half kids before I even think about buying this house I'm knocking on the neighbor's houses. I want to make sure every neighbor around me is someone I picture I like this neighbor or like because I feel like that for me that's really because I, I like then Zane, you're.

[Jordan]

Never going to find out.

[Zane]

No, no, look, look I'm not saying they all need to be perfect but I think it's I get what you're saying. Like at my mom's house I made friends with like all the neighbors that I feel like that was a defining part of my childhood. It was like really like it's hard for your parents to like drive I I, I it's times are different.

[Heath]

You want to be able to like go play with your neighbor next door and hang out like skateboard on the.

[Zane]

Side but it's different now. Now parents drive their kids to other friends houses all the time but back then nobody did that like you had to find friends.

[Jordan]

If you're moving into a neighborhood there are going to be families because like if you don't really have kids I don't think you have like a need to be in a neighborhood with other people. You probably want to be a little secluded if you're an empty nester or whatever and if you're living in a neighborhood you most likely are living there because there's like a good school nearby and like they're thinking about their kids too. So I think no matter what neighborhood you move into there's going to be kids for your kids to play with. Yeah. People that are like around your age. Like everywhere we live like there was people our age all the time remember.

[Zane]

That was like really important.

[Matt]

For a long time my house was like we had the Christmas party and just one I think four years after like a four year streak just every neighbor just starts having their own Christmas party. Oh no competition on every angle just and it's like they used to come to ours so now it's like now.

[Heath]

They'Re trying to pull your guests.

[Matt]

Our guests are crossing the street. It's like getting drinks from both places coming back. My grandparents are over there over here.

[Zane]

Or they'll find out they'll find out that you're having Christmas or you do the Christmas party they'll do one the day before right. And they'll make sure it's Ginormous. So the next day they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, no. We had just had a great Christmas party last night. Yours will be fun, though.

[Matt]

I will.

[Zane]

This would be great.

[Matt]

One of our neighbors did have a Hanukkah party one year.

[Jordan]

That stands out.

[Matt]

It blew away every Christmas party.

[Heath]

We really.

[Zane]

I mean, they had that Hanukkah bush.

[Matt]

No, they bought the entire temple from the stop sign. I live on a cul de sac. So from the stop sign, it was a huge parade down the street. They blasted shirts like T shirt cannons and gave everyone on the street.

[Jordan]

That was like a Diker Heights. Remember, they were shooting the T shirts.

[Zane]

I don't think I've ever seen a Hanukkah parade.

[Matt]

Well, this was like five houses. Like, it was private party. But it. I mean, they. It was Hanukkah, man. It was going.

[Zane]

If they don't have them, make them. Make your own.

[Heath]

There. There is something cool about a cul de sac, though, where you, like, block the entrance and you. Everybody's just, like, on the street. Like, she would say, like, they would rent carnival games.

[Jordan]

Yeah. And like, carnival on Staten Island. Like, all our birthday parties, we had a really tiny backyard. The yard was probably the size of this room. We would. There's videos. We would fit a hundred, two hundred people there for our birthdays. Half the people would be in the street. And then we would rent, you know, like, the rides. It's usually a pirate ship that you sit in and get the.

[Heath]

In the street.

[Jordan]

Ours was. Ours was called King Kong.

[Zane]

No way.

[Jordan]

And we would rent that. And then we would also rent the whip, where you sit in the little carts and it whips around the corner like this.

[Heath]

No.

[Jordan]

And the worker would be holding, like, pixie sticks. And we'd have to grab it. I'm gonna show you a picture.

[Matt]

Wait, that is.

[Jordan]

And we. Jordan, we would rent the Teletubbies to show up.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Jordan]

I'm gonna put King Kong.

[Heath]

The whole neighborhood would just, like, hang out in the street.

[Zane]

That's. What is that?

[Matt]

Wait, this is a.

[Zane]

That's a. That's an amusement ride.

[Jordan]

Yeah, it swings like this. So that was the king.

[Heath]

Funny.

[Jordan]

King Kong.

[Matt]

We've all been looking at the wrong.

[Zane]

Florida because, like, we never had anything like that.

[Jordan]

It was this one.

[Zane]

No way. That.

[Matt]

That's insane.

[Zane]

So it just goes around like this.

[Jordan]

Yeah, but like I said, block party culture was humongous on the East Coast. Like that you block off your street, you have a block party.

[Heath]

Everybody's just out front with, like, Chairs, barbecuing.

[Jordan]

Everyone brings their own folding tables. Folding chairs. You're going to each other's houses. You're. You're running into everybody's pool. You're grabbing a burger from here. You're grabbing dessert from here.

[Zane]

Like, oh, we had no culture.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, just no sense of community.

[Zane]

No community.

[Heath]

Like, think about when we went and, like, visited the house that her grandpa built, and the lady was like, just come in.

[Zane]

Oh, they would never. In Florida, no coffee.

[Heath]

Have this.

[Zane]

You'd hear this. No way. Damn.

[Matt]

Unless you got, like, adopted into some random Cuban family. It's very hard for that to happen in Florida.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah. Damn. You see? Like, that type of show. I'm like, I'm gonna move there. I'll find a wife there. I'll move there.

[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

And we'll have Patricia's. I'm fine. I'm fine.

[Heath]

You marry Patricia.

[Zane]

I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.

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[Matt]

I. This just happened recently, but did you guys hear about the Alaskan Airlines flight attendant who was twerking on the plane?

[Heath]

No way.

[Zane]

Come on, baby. The thing is that. All right, go with the story, because I blame these videos that people are posting because I'm sure this. This worker saw one of the Southwest flights. They're getting it down. They're doing karaoke. They're dancing. So she thought, you know what? I'm going to bring. I'm going to bring in some fucking. Bring in some energy on this flight, too, and see if I can get on a TikTok. Just something. I don't know.

[Jordan]

It seems harmless. Did something go wrong? Or was it.

[Matt]

I don't think anything.

[Jordan]

I would never report this. I would brag about it. I'd be like, you'd never believe what kind of flight.

[Heath]

She was naked.

[Zane]

All right, okay. This is harmless.

[Jordan]

Who cares? Wait, she got fired.

[Zane]

You can tell she's a good flight attendant.

[Jordan]

Yeah, she loves her job.

[Zane]

Okay?

[Jordan]

She's not twerking like f you.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's more like just having fun.

[Heath]

She's having a good time.

[Zane]

Yeah. Everybody just departed off the plane. It looks. Looks clean to me. The plane looks clean. Like, it looks like she did her job and she's just making a little tick tock video.

[Jordan]

I think she seems nice.

[Zane]

You know what? I think it's bull. I think this is because I'm seeing all these Delta videos that they're making with the pilots doing their. Like, this is crazy. Why do all these other airlines get to do all these insane videos for their tick tock channel, but she can't make a tick tock channel of her Twitter working.

[Matt]

Alaska Airlines can't have fun. That's all this tells me.

[Zane]

And it's Alaska Airlines, too. Come on. You guys are supposed to be the fun airline. We got Southwest busting it down with karaoke. We got. What was the other airline that's like, busting it down? Delta. They're flipping upside down.

[Matt]

And the spirit employees be doing this on the plane with. With us, with.

[Zane]

With the passengers in the plane. Like, I. I don't know. I don't like that they did that.

[Heath]

What firing is.

[Matt]

Go back to the notes because I want to read you guys her. Her quote, because I. I agree with her.

[Zane]

She just did her hair that day, too, like she was feeling herself.

[Heath]

Oh, there's a quote from her. What does that say?

[Zane]

I put on a proud face every time I stepped on that plane. And for them to terminate me without giving me a chance, it was just unfair. She said, I was really proud of myself that I came so far. I just didn't think my video and my post and the way I was dancing would be deemed as inappropriate. I mean, was it a.

[Heath]

Like.

[Zane]

Like the thing again, it was harmless, though. It's not like, how many more people.

[Matt]

Are gonna fly Alaska Airlines after watching that video?

[Zane]

I'm sure there's a few people. I'm sure there's a few people that were like, you know what? Like, these airlines are doing so well, though. It's never gonna. I don't think anything like this will ever make some, like, Will ever make too large group of people not fly with A certain airline.

[Heath]

Unless, I mean, people still fly Spirit and they hate Spirit.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

But you still fly.

[Zane]

You still fly. It's. It all depends on the price, the time you're trying to get there. Y. Never.

[Matt]

I think every single company has to understand in a social media world that they have to let their employees have some room to breathe in that social air. Because if not, they can't get their personality out like that. It's hard after work. She just went to work nine to five her three hours to cook and stuff. Like, you don't have enough time to put your personality in your day sometimes.

[Heath]

So she found an opportunity, was feeling good at work.

[Matt]

And she did it real quick.

[Zane]

I wonder if they didn't like that. What if she was just dancing? Like, what if she was just like.

[Heath]

You know, I think that like the twerk is what set it off.

[Zane]

Maybe I'm just thinking of like the.

[Heath]

Or just she was like filming something while on the job and like, not technically working. Yeah.

[Zane]

I think whoever saw this video was. I think they're probably very old and they're. They just saw some butt. They saw a butt chicken. They're like, this is absolutely despicable. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

I've seen worse on the flight.

[Zane]

I've seen worse from guests on the flight.

[Heath]

You're not getting actual ass on a.

[Zane]

Flight and you're not terminating them from the flight.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

You know what I mean? Oh, this popped off my feed the other. And I'm pretty sure this is real because all these articles were talking about it.

[Heath]

Pretty sure this is real.

[Zane]

I'm pretty sure this is real. Bezos's Jeff Bezos Space Company preps the Senate send an all female celeb crew to. To space. Did you guys hear about this?

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

There. It's called mission N531 and they were gonna. And Katy Perry is on. Is one of the ones flying into space. And I'm like. And I'm genuinely worried. They shouldn't be like, why are they sending celebrities into space like that? Is everyone. Yeah, everyone in the world is going to be watching this.

[Matt]

Wiped out in five seconds.

[Zane]

This is not a good look. And there's like so much that can go wrong with something like this.

[Matt]

Why are we not.

[Zane]

They're taking space people to space. Oh, no. They're gonna probably do like a two week training course for this. But all right.

[Matt]

I know why. I know why. Because Blue Origin is trying to make space travel, like tourism thing. So they're gonna use this as a like. Like Katy Perry went to space. You can now too, you know.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

You can now too.

[Heath]

You can't too.

[Matt]

I'm not going to say it's definitely a proof of concept though, because they've. What is that aerial company that has been teasing with like over just like 10 minute out of orbit flights, but then.

[Heath]

Oh, is it that it's not like a rocket.

[Zane]

Oh, okay, never mind.

[Matt]

It's definitely gonna be something like super.

[Heath]

High altitude, like the Superman mov.

[Zane]

Remember Superman? Where they like went really high and like they were like floating. I know that's fake, but like, you know what I mean?

[Heath]

Oh, it's kind of like Superman.

[Zane]

Superman. No, they, they're. They. They had a flight. It was going and they had a rocket ship attached to the plane and they were supposed to detach and the rocket supposed to shoot into space.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

But the rocket ship shot while the plane was still attached. It couldn't detach and the plane was going up.

[Jordan]

Katy Perry will launch to space.

[Zane]

You know, she's trying to come back hard after that flop album. She's doing everything she can to get back in this. You know how I'm gonna do it? I'm gonna go to. To space.

[Heath]

I got to take my career to the moon.

[Matt]

She's been the next level.

[Zane]

Next level.

[Matt]

Sabrina Carpenter's name in the news too much.

[Zane]

Yeah. Right. She's like, I got to get in.

[Heath]

Really excited for though, is the new type of airplane that they're creating. This makes me want to fly. The. The design, the shape of it. It is. Look at that thing. Look at how.

[Zane]

Oh, that's Incredibles. The incredible 100. That's an Incredibles movie.

[Heath]

That is what I've been waiting for.

[Zane]

That's sexy.

[Jordan]

It looks like this.

[Zane]

Yeah. The rock Rock on hairline.

[Jordan]

Literally this.

[Matt]

I was excited for it as I was reading it until. Until I wasn't. Because I was reading it, it was. I was reading the benefits.

[Heath]

Huh.

[Matt]

So engine on the top of the plane.

[Zane]

Good.

[Matt]

Makes it a much quieter experience.

[Zane]

Love that.

[Matt]

Right. And it is gas efficient. Half the fuel used on normal flights.

[Heath]

What's the downside?

[Zane]

Eco friendly?

[Matt]

Well, I'm just waiting for them to say, yeah, you can lift your legs up now. What do you mean, 25 inches?

[Jordan]

Everybody gets a bed.

[Matt]

Everyone gets a bed. You're redesigning the whole plane. Like, where are those?

[Jordan]

I don't care where the engine sits.

[Matt]

I just never bothered me.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Matt]

So I. Yeah, I do. It looks cool.

[Jordan]

Like Jordan. Like, how about some chocolate covered pretzels?

[Zane]

Yeah, you know, dark to dark chocolate, please make it more expensive.

[Jordan]

Salted peanuts maybe.

[Zane]

What, what bothers Like, I think every flight should have laid down seats. The cost of tickets these days you're paying 800 for an economy seat and you don't get to put your feet up.

[Heath]

Just give me a little extra room.

[Zane]

I don't get a TV in front of my seat and I'm paying 650 to fly a three hour distance.

[Jordan]

I used to, I used to understand when the flights were 50 bucks and I'm like, yeah, I don't get a.

[Heath]

TV, I don't get to be comfortable.

[Jordan]

But I'm in the air for $50. No complaints.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Jordan]

800. No, the prices are out now for back pain.

[Zane]

For, for, for round trip back pain.

[Matt]

Is exit row seats. 50% off every single one of them. Now that we're going to have to be using them this year. It seems like.

[Zane]

Did you see the. Did you see the TikTok where the guy was for. He was practicing. He was like.

[Matt]

Like if they're expecting us to stand up and go, you out first.

[Zane]

I. No, it's free. I expect a paycheck. Whoever's sitting there, they're working. They're on the clock.

[Heath]

Who do I send my W9 to?

[Zane]

Yeah, like because, because it's work. You're. Because you are. You're in constant. Your butt cheeks are clenched the entire flight waiting to. To use that emergency door. You're working. And what you don't. You get in trouble if something happens, you get caught. Not helping everybody on board.

[Heath]

I think you do get in trouble if you don't let people out before you.

[Zane]

Imagine you're like exit rows only left. You have to now, right?

[Heath]

I want to know for those. These. The one that flipped upside down. Did they.

[Zane]

Did exit row do their job?

[Heath]

I wanna know.

[Zane]

No, you know why it flipped upside down? Everybody shuffled. Nobody knows who was sitting exit row at that point. Yeah, I think it's crazy that nobody got hurt on that flight.

[Heath]

I know.

[Zane]

Mariah. Imagine being exit row. Like, you're like, this is the only seat left. And then your plane is upside down and now you have to let everybody you don't even know out first because you have this duty.

[Jordan]

Zane. That's my dream teacher.

[Zane]

Women and children first.

[Matt]

You go, go, go, go.

[Jordan]

I want to be the very last.

[Zane]

Get the hell out of here. Save yourself. I'm good.

[Jordan]

You go. They're like, man, we're all.

[Zane]

You're editing.

[Heath]

There's nobody left on the plane. She's searching. She's like looking around.

[Zane]

Ma'am, you're good. Get off the plane.

[Matt]

No, I'm grabbing everybody's.

[Zane]

What'd you leave in there, an iPhone?

[Jordan]

Three? I' with this ship, being a hero is so cool.

[Matt]

I know there's gonna be 250 people on that plane.

[Heath]

It just. It just seems like something new that I think the airline industry needs. We needed a different shape.

[Matt]

You ain't gonna be the first one on that thing.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

When they get released, I'm waiting like 10, 15 years to get on one of those.

[Matt]

Let them try it out.

[Jordan]

Are you? Imagine being the first. That's like the first to ride a roller coaster. That's not happening.

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[Heath]

Thank you, doordash, for sponsoring this podcast. We love you. Where's all the airlines that had bars. Bars on it?

[Zane]

There's no.

[Heath]

They do.

[Zane]

They do. They have. There's bars in a lot of those planes. Except they're the. Like the international ones and they're ginormous. You have to like, it's only certain airlines that do that.

[Matt]

United Emirates.

[Zane]

Yeah. Like there's. And those movies are using those planes.

[Jordan]

No, but planes in general, just your regular flight used to be so comfortable. Right.

[Heath]

Back in the day.

[Zane]

Yeah, like, remember Soul Plane the movie? Dude, that. That movie made it so unrealistic. And I thought there were planes that look like that. Mariah, remember? Ever? Have you ever seen Soul Plane? A whole nightclub in the. In on the plane. I was like, oh, my God. I didn't know there was. There's airlines.

[Matt]

What happened to the planes?

[Zane]

Wait, that plane is sick. That's a trainer plane. That's no.

[Matt]

There's no way.

[Zane]

There's no way. There's no way that's what planes look like.

[Jordan]

Look how comfy they all.

[Matt]

They also all look happier talking to each other.

[Jordan]

So happy. Everyone's dry. Everyone's in heels.

[Matt]

There was no dress shoes.

[Jordan]

Dressed to the nine.

[Zane]

Yeah. You came like you're dressed to impress now.

[Jordan]

Look at this chaos now we're in.

[Heath]

You couldn't pay me to sit on a flight in the chair that we get in a full blown tuxedo.

[Zane]

No way. I'm good, thank you.

[Heath]

Imagine.

[Zane]

I wonder what, like, what happened? When was that switch where everyone's like, we don't need to dress like.

[Heath]

Yeah, like, I'm not wearing a suit anymore.

[Jordan]

I started seeing people, I think, flying.

[Matt]

And said we gotta downscale.

[Jordan]

I think flying was like a luxury. Like it, it.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Jordan]

It was like, nowadays everybody can fly. So I think it's just. It was less common then.

[Zane]

Think about it. You didn't have zoom or anything. You had to fly out for meetings. Oh, boy.

[Heath]

You know what else I think is crazy?

[Jordan]

People drove, people did more road trip.

[Heath]

The fact that people, like the luggage with a wheel was like invented not that long ago. These people were carrying.

[Matt]

Yeah. I can't even.

[Heath]

A 50 pound suitcase with a handle. And they were walking around. Look at old photos in an airport. They all have a handle. There's no roll. Like rolling luggage.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And I have a lot of vintage suitcases that Heath gave me. And they're big. Like, they're not the size. They're full checked in bags.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Heath]

Okay, how about this next flight we go on, we all have to wear a tuxedo window. Everybody put a suit on.

[Zane]

But. But then Mariah has to do her.

[Heath]

Hair like she's got the curlers in itself.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. No, we have to. Really, we have to. No.

[Matt]

You know why? Those people were not going through any security check. They were not taking their belt, shoes, or jacket off. They were just walking.

[Zane]

And we're not gonna.

[Heath]

Now everybody just goes in PJs.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

We're just trying to work around the system.

[Heath]

This flight's gonna be miserable. I'm. I'm wearing my pajamas.

[Zane]

I'll never get over that. I will never get over how, like, expensive these airlines are. And they just don't give us the appropriate seat for the amount of money that paying.

[Heath]

Oh, you remember the TWA airport.

[Jordan]

Jfk.

[Heath]

This was her mom flying at that TWA airport.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Heath]

When she was a kid.

[Jordan]

Look at their luggage, their outfits.

[Matt]

This is unreal.

[Zane]

Oh, and like look at the taxi. Our kids looking at old photos off iPhones. Oh my God.

[Heath]

I wonder if they're going to have the same feeling.

[Matt]

Do you think they're going to think like this is cool?

[Zane]

No. The iPhone photo. No.

[Jordan]

Because there's just too many of them. Like there's. It's not thousands and thousands and thousands of. Of like those pictures. This is like one photo of this moment.

[Heath]

Yeah. You only got one.

[Zane]

Well, we have like 80 of the. Of the same spot.

[Matt]

Yeah. Our kids are not gonna even want to look through our photos.

[Jordan]

It's just so over saturated.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And the photos are just so different looking.

[Zane]

There's something special about them.

[Matt]

My kid will Never experience. Like Yahoo.com. yeah, I did.

[Zane]

Like that is aim the pixelated Bitmoji icons that we get to all the.

[Jordan]

Most basic font for everything. Like a times New Roman for everything. I know.

[Matt]

I think about a lot like we were like in the. I don't know. You're. You're not going to experience the Internet like we did.

[Jordan]

Like Jordan. Yahool. Again.

[Zane]

Yahool. Again.

[Jordan]

I can see. Yep.

[Zane]

Yeah. Oh, Mariah, that's crazy.

[Matt]

But so easy. Simple.

[Jordan]

So simple. Just basic.

[Heath]

I spent no ass.

[Zane]

Mariah. Just no brain rot.

[Heath]

I spent so much time.

[Jordan]

This is why everyone's overstimulated. Because you would get on a website now and it's pop up, pop up. You have to exit out of everything.

[Zane]

And you're getting your identity stolen at the same time.

[Heath]

It's like every website you go to now. I gotta allow cookies for everything. I'm tired of clicking whatever.

[Zane]

Every website entirely cookies.

[Heath]

Everything I do, I have to say no. Don't track me when I'm not using your app.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Heath]

Why are you even trying to track me when I'm not using your app?

[Zane]

So they can give you those ads that you like buying.

[Jordan]

I just want to buy a rug, man.

[Zane]

And when you buy that rug, you get that same rug in your feed every day. But you already bought it.

[Jordan]

It's too much.

[Zane]

I already bought the rug.

[Jordan]

Like I'm less and less on my phone the older I'm getting.

[Zane]

I just can't.

[Heath]

Frustrating.

[Matt]

I think like I would have less an incentive for like, yeah, son, use the computer. I think it's just like there's not anything fun left on there. Compared to, like, how it was before.

[Zane]

Hovering over his shoulder. I'm like, no, I'm watching.

[Matt]

There's no fun weapons website to go on anymore. Like, oh, no.

[Heath]

You would just be on your phone.

[Matt]

You would just be on your phone.

[Zane]

Yeah, I went to. So I, like, when I was a kid, I'd go to addicting games.com. i decided to, like, type it in. It's still the same games. Like, the same front page of games. I'm like, are they not updating this?

[Matt]

I. I hope not. But when are those gonna get lost in, like, history? Because we know it, but, like, our kids in high school, like, still knowing about addicting games dot com.

[Zane]

But, like, I want to know how many people are accessing that site. Like, I want to see, like, the analytics people, active people that are on that site. Because I know there's kids aren't going on, like, game sites anymore. They're just going on Instagram and Tick Tock and, like, or an app.

[Jordan]

That's also why kids these days don't have, like, a lot of patience. Because, like, we had to wait to get home to, like, hop on the.

[Heath]

Internet and our Internet was slow. It wasn't.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Matt]

A lot of patience and soccer sacrifice. Like, your parents are like, you're using the computer for one hour because.

[Zane]

Right. Yeah.

[Jordan]

If you have a bunch of people in your house, like, you have to share.

[Zane]

You have to take turns. Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah. If your mom wanted to make a phone call off the Internet.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Because we had to switch that line.

[Zane]

Yeah. Beepers. Beepers were used for. To. For you to get notified that somebody's trying to call you. Right?

[Jordan]

Yeah. But you would get. They basically had, like, code. Like, you could look at your beeper and, like, 911 was an emergency. So, like, oh, my husband. Like, there's.

[Zane]

I need to get home.

[Jordan]

Like, you can't. Like, I think you could code text somebody, but it was very brief. Like, it was. It was just like, all code pretty much. Right.

[Matt]

Later, beepers had a text option.

[Heath]

Right.

[Matt]

But before that, it was original ones. You got a notification that someone was trying to call you.

[Jordan]

Like, it was like, number one, number two, number three. And you're like, oh, I'm being. I need to go find a phone and contact this person.

[Zane]

So annoying.

[Jordan]

We still have my parents beepers somewhere.

[Matt]

I really like that, though. I think I was talking to Heath, actually about that.

[Heath]

Yeah. We were talking about papers recently.

[Matt]

The reason why is because I think it's really cool that back then you would. Someone wants to talk to Me, But I, like, they're gonna have to wait until, like, I find a phone.

[Zane]

Like, it's. What a useless invention. It's crazy that they invented that. They're like, people are gonna love this. And they did. But it's so annoying.

[Jordan]

Nothing like it existed.

[Zane]

I know, I know.

[Jordan]

But there was four beepers. There was no way for somebody to notify. I'm trying to contact you.

[Zane]

I know. Patience just.

[Matt]

I think that's so nice, though.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And not, like, having to keep a. Think of, like, text conversations and stuff like that. Having a conversation throughout the day didn't really exist. So when someone wanted to contact, I missed that. I don't know.

[Zane]

That's why you do not disturb on all the time.

[Matt]

The beeper time error just seems like, wow, I would love to have been 25, live with a beeper and, like, really engaged in them.

[Zane]

My dad still has this beeper that he used to have. I think he still has his. I mean, I'll. I'll take a picture of it next time.

[Heath]

Do you think you could go a month without sending or, like, receiving a text?

[Zane]

Can I call?

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, you only can do phone calls.

[Zane]

I love calls. I hate texts.

[Heath]

No, me too.

[Zane]

I just don't like texting, so I'm fine with it. I'm fine with, like, get rid of my text guessing.

[Matt]

Cool.

[Zane]

Call me.

[Matt]

You're a facetimer, though.

[Zane]

Heath is a big facetime.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

When someone's calling me, I was like, over everything. Yeah.

[Matt]

For me, it's like when I'm FaceTime by my mom, and she's like, look at this. And I'm looking at my phone, and it's just pixelated, and I'm having to.

[Zane]

Go, how that looks awesome.

[Heath]

You know, we should have, like, set up, like, a specific seat in the. In the house, like, a specific chair. And that's where you have to take all your phone calls.

[Jordan]

I love that.

[Heath]

Like, oh, yeah.

[Zane]

Like, to get the cord. That's where the cord roots.

[Heath]

My mom, she would be at this specific chair for hours. And that cord would be.

[Zane]

She's like this. Just like this.

[Heath]

And it was just coiled up, running up into the wall. And she would just be sitting there on that one thing, just, like, stretched out to the max.

[Zane]

And it's crazy how long we had those phones for. My mom had that, like, had that phone in her house, like, the home telephone, for a long time. Like, it was. I maybe I think middle of high school, she removed it.

[Jordan]

We were one of the last people like, like that. I Knew that, that had it. Your parents had it until they moved in line.

[Heath]

Until they moved to Tennessee like. Yeah, two years ago.

[Zane]

Crazy.

[Matt]

They're fun. They're really fun.

[Zane]

And people stuck with that because cell phones are expensive. Like the, the plane for cell phones. It was like, oh, I might as well just stick with the home.

[Jordan]

I miss memorizing everybody's phone number. Like my friends in school, I still know their phone numbers by heart.

[Heath]

Gabe, his parents, his dad in his wallet has his wife. So Gabe's mom, phone number written on a napkin from the day he met her. And he's kept it in his wallet every single day since they met.

[Zane]

That same napkin.

[Heath]

The same napkin. He had it laminated.

[Zane]

Oh my God.

[Heath]

Once it started getting like deteriorated but you could still read it.

[Zane]

That's cute.

[Heath]

Really crazy.

[Zane]

That's more.

[Matt]

I never knew that.

[Heath]

Yeah, I did not know that. He's had it in his wallet for like almost 40 something years. Years.

[Matt]

Do you remember long distance calling? Like the, the international charges? Oh, I just remember.

[Jordan]

Don't you dare.

[Matt]

It was like leaving the, it was like opening the door with the AC on. It was like.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

For 30 seconds.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Crazy.

[Heath]

And how much in another country that you were calling?

[Matt]

I, I, I honestly don't, I don't.

[Zane]

It's online friends.

[Matt]

No, I, I really don't remember. But it happened because I remember, I.

[Jordan]

Remember being a big deal.

[Matt]

Yeah. I remember my parents getting so mad at me.

[Jordan]

Atlanta was the first city to require 10 digit dialing for inner city calls in 1996.

[Zane]

Bring back, bring big, bring back, bring back aim.

[Matt]

But there are a few things that I would love. Like in your futurism model, your futurism postmodern home, mid century. Sorry, I don't even know what I just said there. It would be really cool to have a house phone in that house.

[Jordan]

I'd be down to get a landline.

[Zane]

Make sure to give me that phone number so I can call you call your home phone.

[Heath]

It is nice though because there's times when I try to call you and if you don't have your phone on you, there's no way to get a hold of you. Yeah, but like a home phone would ring.

[Zane]

Yeah. The whole house hears it. Which is nice.

[Jordan]

That is nice.

[Matt]

Oh, I remember that. I was like a little servant for my grandmother. It was like, you get it?

[Zane]

You know what? I could really see it coming back because it is impossible to get a hold of people on their cell phone because most people just have it on do not disturb or The. The vibrate is not loud enough, or you have to have it, like, physically manually on. On. So I can see home. Like, home land lights coming back.

[Matt]

God, how comfy would that feel to go in someone's house and hear a ring?

[Jordan]

We'll get it. We'll get it.

[Zane]

But it has to be the old rings. I don't want to hear no from the homeline. No, no, no, no, no. No way. I want to hear that. The. That ring. That ring that we haven't heard in a long time.

[Jordan]

I like the phones that you have to put back.

[Zane]

Yay. Like a hotel. Hotels have landed lines.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Zane, a lot of, like, any work business has a. Oh, yeah, you right.

[Zane]

You're right.

[Heath]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

I just realized that would have been the coolest thing at your wedding because I never, ever have done it. But they could have called each other's rooms. A lot of people could have just room 17, room 18.

[Heath]

There's a new thing that people are doing for weddings. Instead of, like a guest book and writing it, it's a landline phone that you would leave a voicemail.

[Zane]

Like, audio.

[Jordan]

Yeah, we were thinking about doing that, but.

[Zane]

But it was too unoriginal, original.

[Jordan]

It started to become popular.

[Zane]

It was too trendy.

[Jordan]

I liked our idea better. And also we did the interviews on camera, so that would basically be the same.

[Zane]

Yeah. You have the audio and the video.

[Jordan]

People are gonna be like, another message. Like, what else is left to say? Yeah, congrats. Try the veal.

[Zane]

Sure. Try the. The duck. The peep king Duck.

[Heath]

Peep king.

[Zane]

The peep king duck. Peeking. Different.

[Heath]

All right, guys. Well, that is it for the episode. Thank you, guys for always tuning in. We love you so much. Much. If you want to check out our Patreon, we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode. You get a bonus episode every single month. A live Q and A every month. It's a great time. And it's all on patreon.com Zayn and.

[Zane]

Heath, you can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all the podcast platforms, and every Tuesday, video form on YouTube.com zayn. Heath, if you want to see our beautiful faces and Kiki with us in real visual time.

[Heath]

That's right. All right, unwind. We'll see you in a second. And thanks again. We love.