275: Our Worst High Experiences Ever

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 275: Our Worst High Experiences

Introduction

In Episode 275 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered," hosts Zane and Heath dive deep into their most challenging and memorable high experiences. Released on March 17, 2025, this episode offers listeners an unfiltered look into the pitfalls and unexpected outcomes of their journeys with various substances. Skipping over promotional segments and light-hearted banter, the hosts focus on sharing candid stories, personal insights, and lessons learned from their worst high moments.

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1. Heath's Overindulgent Night Out [09:02]

Heath opens the discussion by recounting a tumultuous night that led to one of his worst high experiences. Initially intending to support a friend named Patricia, Heath finds himself spiraling despite promising to limit his intake.

• Heath: "We've had a rough week. I really let it all out. I wanted to show Patricia support, but I ended up taking shot after shot and did not go home with anyone." [09:03]

This experience marks the end of Heath's sobriety streak, illustrating how quickly social situations can derail one's intentions to stay sober.

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2. Matt's THC Gummy Catastrophe [23:35]

Matt shares a harrowing tale of consuming THC gummies, which turned out to be far more potent than anticipated. Mistaking the dosage instructions, he inadvertently ingests a significantly higher amount of THC, leading to severe anxiety and paranoia.

• Matt: "I took 50 milligrams of THC, and that was why I'm having one of the worst highs ever." [27:13]

Describing his state of unease, Matt explains how the excessive dosage led to intrusive thoughts, a sense of isolation, and overwhelming panic. This incident underscores the importance of understanding dosage labels and being cautious with new or mislabeled products.

• Matt: "The words are falling off the pages. I'm having really deep thoughts, and I can’t feel good reading this anymore." [24:09]

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3. Zane's Foot Injury and its Lingering Effects [06:27]

Zane recounts a childhood foot injury that has had long-lasting effects on his gait and daily activities. Despite his efforts to correct it, the injury resulted in a permanent change in how he walks and even affects his driving habits.

• Zane: "Just my right foot is always turned out, and I can't fix it. I try to get it to go this way, and it hurts to." [06:13]

This story highlights how past physical traumas can have enduring impacts, subtly affecting various aspects of one's life.

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4. Microdosing and Dosage Confusion [24:41]

The conversation shifts to the topic of microdosing, with the hosts emphasizing the dangers of misunderstanding dosage instructions. Matt's experience with mislabeled Delta 8 gummies serves as a cautionary tale about the potency of such products and the necessity for clear packaging.

• Heath: "They need to make these things less appealing and ensure accurate dosage labeling." [28:28]

The hosts advocate for stricter regulations and clearer labels to prevent accidental overconsumption, emphasizing that even well-intentioned products can lead to adverse effects when misused.

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5. Past High Experiences and Lessons Learned [33:55]

Zane and Heath reminisce about earlier substance-related mishaps, sharing how these experiences have shaped their current perspectives. Zane mentions taking a quadruple dose of a substance, leading to an intensified and disorienting high.

• Zane: "Worst experience of my life. I felt times 100." [36:37]

Heath adds to the narrative by describing a prank involving manipulated media that exacerbated Zane's altered state, demonstrating how external factors can influence one's high experience.

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6. Reflections on Substance Use and Mental Health [39:02]

The hosts transition into a more introspective segment, discussing the relationship between substance use and mental health. Matt shares his journey of overcoming anxiety and depression through therapy rather than medication, emphasizing the effectiveness of addressing mental health issues through understanding and restructuring thought patterns.

• Matt: "Through therapy, I was able to restructure things in my brain and understand my thought patterns." [39:10]

Heath echoes this sentiment, highlighting the importance of accessible mental health resources and the role of supportive practices in maintaining well-being.

• Heath: "Make sure it says, the whole bag is 100 milligrams, not each gummy. Otherwise, don't even make them." [28:36]

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Conclusion

Episode 275 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered" offers a raw and honest exploration of the pitfalls associated with substance use. Through personal anecdotes and reflective discussions, Zane and Heath shed light on the importance of understanding dosages, recognizing the long-term effects of physical injuries, and prioritizing mental health through therapeutic means. This episode serves as a valuable resource for listeners, emphasizing caution, awareness, and the pursuit of healthier coping mechanisms.

Notable Quotes:

• Heath on Overindulgence: "We've had a rough week. I really let it all out." [09:03]

• Matt on Dosage Misunderstanding: "I took 50 milligrams of THC, and that was why I'm having one of the worst highs ever." [27:13]

• Zane on Permanent Gait Change: "Just my right foot is always turned out, and I can't fix it." [06:13]

• Heath on Packaging Warnings: "They need to make these things less appealing and ensure accurate dosage labeling." [28:28]

• Matt on Therapy Over Medication: "Through therapy, I was able to restructure things in my brain and understand my thought patterns." [39:10]

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 275, providing insights into Zane and Heath's most challenging high experiences, the lessons they've learned, and their ongoing commitment to mental and physical well-being.

Transcript

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[Matt]

Nice shoes.

[Zane]

Hey, thank you. These are my All Saints.

[Matt]

Nice. Some good boots. Are they suede?

[Zane]

They are. They're like that super, super soft leather. Yeah, it's like inside out leather. It's like the back. Like the underneath of the cow.

[Matt]

Yes, the good part of it.

[Zane]

Yeah. They were on sale at the All Saints store for like 70 off.

[Matt]

That's nice. No ad shout out to All Saints.

[Heath]

All right. You know I love that.

[Zane]

And we searching for them deals, baby.

[Heath]

You know it looks like it's 70 off.

[Zane]

I love that your sho look free.

[Matt]

They're so boom roast.

[Heath]

And I wore them because it reminds me of Oreos and I love Oreos.

[Matt]

Did you go to All Saints the store or did you go to like to Bloomingdale's or the store's. Okay, got it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

What is your favorite department store out of all the departments?

[Zane]

Nordstrom Nor.

[Matt]

Okay, they do.

[Heath]

They have good shit. But I. Every time I'm in there, I never walk out with something.

[Mariah]

Nordstrom has affordable deals. Bloomingdale's is really nice. It's just so expensive.

[Matt]

Who's more affordable, Macy's or Nordstrom's?

[Heath]

Macy's.

[Zane]

Macy's is more affordable.

[Heath]

Is more affordable.

[Matt]

Okay. Nordstrom. I have no image of like I've been in a Nordstrom, but I don't know the identity of Nordstrom. Like the branding of Macy's. We got the little red bag. Yeah, I know what the vibe is at Macy's.

[Heath]

Nordstrom is Nordstrom. Nordstrom is gray, right? Gray with white letters.

[Matt]

What's at the Grove?

[Heath]

The Nordstrom. That's.

[Zane]

But also There's Nordstrom Rack.

[Heath]

Oh, and that's if you like.

[Zane]

That's really good deals.

[Heath]

Yeah. Pinch and pennies. Yeah, I.

[Matt]

It's. But I don't know, I. I think for women, Nordstrom rack is a good time. Nordstrom Rack is a guy, though. Sometimes I'm like, you gotta hunt. I'm like, it makes sense why this did not. Yeah, sold.

[Heath]

But you know what? As a guy, I love shopping. It's so much easier. I feel bad for girls. I'll go, I'll walk through the woman's apartment. I'm just like, I am so glad I'm not a girl having a shop. It seems like a mission to have to shop for a girl.

[Zane]

I just, I just always like the women's clothing on a hanger.

[Heath]

No idea what it looks like on you.

[Matt]

No idea what the item is.

[Heath]

You don't know what it's supposed to look like on you.

[Zane]

And you gotta like weave your arm through like a certain thing to like.

[Mariah]

There was like a dad who wanted to show his wife that he organized the kids clothes in the closet by color. And she's looking through them. And in one of the sections, he had one of her skims bodysuits. And she was like, what's this? He goes, it's black. Like it goes with the blacks. And she was like, this is mine. They're so tiny.

[Zane]

That's funny.

[Mariah]

It was really.

[Zane]

Yeah. And like her T shirts are this big.

[Mariah]

I don't know how every time you do laundry, my socks, you like hold it in your hand like it's a newborn.

[Zane]

The cutest. I'll pick them up and I'll just be like a little sock.

[Heath]

What size are you in men's feet?

[Mariah]

What kind of question is what size.

[Matt]

Are you in women's?

[Heath]

I know because I know, I know my foot. Like, my brain knows men's feet.

[Mariah]

My brain does not.

[Zane]

There is no such men's size for her.

[Heath]

It just doesn't exist. It's a kid's.

[Mariah]

It's a kid size, child size three. So when I buy shoes, especially heels, I've fit into a 12 before. The kids I babysit, they'll. They think it's so funny that we can share shoes. So we'll like try on each other's shoes. So I could fit into a 12, but I am like a 3. So heels are a nightmare. So I have to get them like.

[Zane]

Because no child is wearing heels.

[Mariah]

I want a stiletto and I can't.

[Zane]

Get it in four year old size.

[Mariah]

It's it's really hard because there's certain, like. Like there's certain heels that go with certain dresses and outfits, and I just don't own them because I can't fit in them. They're just too big. So I'll do a five. But my whole foot has to be covered. Like, it has to be a boot heel or something so I can stuff it with socks and go. It's a whole.

[Heath]

I know.

[Mariah]

It's a whole thing.

[Matt]

Do y'all pronate at all? Do you know what that is?

[Zane]

What is that sounds disgusting.

[Mariah]

She her.

[Zane]

That got me off guard. Oh.

[Matt]

Pronate. Pronating or like pronation is like, some people maybe their feet, like naturally shift out this way or they go inwards. And you have to have like, inserts for your shoes. Apparently. Apparently to like.

[Mariah]

I think you do.

[Zane]

I have something really weird with my feet. When I was younger, I broke my right foot. The side of it right here. This bone.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And I was in a cast for such a long time that they ended up giving me like the boot walker thing to go over the cast. It was like a flat shoe that I would strap over the cast.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

And I couldn't walk with my foot forward because it would, like, clunk. You couldn't like, bend your ankle. So I would turn my foot to the side so I could just roll over it easier.

[Heath]

Oh, you know, I've seen that. Yeah.

[Zane]

And I got so used to walking like that with the boot that my foot now is always out like this.

[Heath]

Really?

[Zane]

Just my right foot is always turned out and I. I can't fix it. I try to get it to go this way and it like, hurts to.

[Heath]

How long were you cast for?

[Zane]

A few months.

[Heath]

But a few months got you still walking like that?

[Zane]

It just happened. I don't know why. And then also when I drive, I think, like, because I put my foot in front of the brake and I have this open to the gas and I do this for the gas. And when I want to break, I just do that.

[Heath]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Zane]

So it's this and then break, all.

[Matt]

Because of that boot. Wait, what year of your. How old were you? Like, high school?

[Zane]

No, it was elementary school.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh. That's like. That's a problem. Oh, I don't think there's. You can't fix it.

[Zane]

I need. I've tried.

[Heath]

I need something like that because I hate that I'm pigeon toed. And you like, you see it like, extra when I'm like, when I'm drunk, like I really let it go because, like, I pay attention to it when I'm just like. Like, you know, most of the time. And then when I'm drawing, I'm dancing, you just see. It's so embarrassing. I'm like, oh, my God. It just makes me look like a giant baby. And I hate that.

[Mariah]

I'm very. I'm heel heavy. You can hear me walking from.

[Heath]

Hey.

[Mariah]

You can tell I'm here.

[Heath]

Me too. I'm a heavy walker.

[Matt]

He's like, heavy. Are you going somewhere?

[Mariah]

I'm always on it. My dad would call me a bull in a china shop. Like, I am heavy on my feet. Like, for a dancer, it's horrible.

[Heath]

Your small feet too. I'm surprised.

[Mariah]

I know.

[Zane]

It's just only heel. That's all it is.

[Matt]

It's just a ball.

[Zane]

That's just.

[Matt]

All right, all right, baby.

[Zane]

Come on now.

[Heath]

Ah, it's baby. Let's go. Woo. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered baby. I'm Zayn.

[Zane]

I'm He.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Mariah]

I'm Mariah.

[Heath]

And I'm Hangover. Hungover.

[Zane]

How much you really are.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

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[Matt]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

Okay, period.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

Love you.

[Matt]

How much did you drink last night? A lot.

[Heath]

I. We've had a rough week. We really have. And I just let it all out. I really did. I was. I wanted. What did I tell you guys before we left? You said, only going for 15 minutes. I'm sober. I'm saying hi, I want to show Patricia support. And I get there, or we're on the way and I look over at everybody, I'm like, hey, guys, I'm so sorry. I think I might Take a shot. As soon as we get there, he's like, that's okay. I get there, I take a shot, and then I take another one. Then I take another one. I see everybody online.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And they leave and I don't go home with them.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

And that was it. And that was the end of my streak.

[Matt]

Oh, good. Good on. You had a good time?

[Heath]

Yeah, it was amazing. I. As soon as I walked in, I think the music really helped.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Because I wasn't expecting that. Like, in my head, you go to LA bar.

[Zane]

Five songs.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It was like, what was the song I heard? It was definitely country of some sort. And I walked in like, I don't even like country, but, like, it felt good walking to something different than normal.

[Zane]

Me and Matt were locked on just like we were. We were recreating the whole scene from School of Rock.

[Matt]

It'll be very educational tomorrow. Yeah.

[Heath]

And you got me fired. As soon as we walked in, I saw Patricia's family was there, which was really. Which was really cool. So that made me, like, enjoy it. Yeah, it was, you know, it was nice. It was nice. I love. I love family.

[Matt]

Good birthday.

[Zane]

They all flew out here to celebrate her birthday. And now you guys are all leaving tonight to go somewhere else.

[Matt]

Num. Tonight, Patricia and I, we are going somewhere, but her family is not coming. So Patricia and I, we just got invited to go on a trip. We leave tonight. And I want you guys try to guess where you thinking.

[Zane]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Mariah]

Space.

[Matt]

Space. It is not.

[Zane]

People going to see the way you built it up.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

We're joining Katy Perry and Jeff Bezos.

[Zane]

Like, I thought it wouldn't have been surprised.

[Heath]

I thought it was fa. I'm, like, worried for them. I'm worried for, like. Yeah, she's. What if it poor?

[Matt]

Is it Gayle King also? Who's going? Gayle King was, like, doing an interview and it looked like she doesn't want to go. I'm like, don't go.

[Heath]

Don't go to space. It's so date. Like, it would just be so terrible if something happened. Everyone saw that on National.

[Matt]

I just don't understand why we're sending celebrities up there.

[Heath]

We just don't need to do that. They're not trained.

[Matt]

Yes. Like, even if I was seriously that rich and that popular, I don't know.

[Heath]

That made me literally go, enough. Stop and stay just fucking. You don't need to be in a.

[Mariah]

Space so much to worry about.

[Zane]

Down here we still have astronauts stuck in space that aren't coming back for Over a year.

[Matt]

And we have rockets that go up and go kaboom kind of often.

[Heath]

But, you know, Katy Perry's trying to come back after that album. She's like, I'm gonna be something now. I'm gonna try to go into space.

[Zane]

I wrote this song when I was. It's on the rocket.

[Matt]

Me.

[Heath]

KK Kiss me. It's gonna be a whole. Oh, all right. Sorry.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

So not going to the moon.

[Matt]

Not going to the moon. But we are going international.

[Heath]

Is it. Is it a crazy area?

[Matt]

Crazy, yeah.

[Heath]

Not crazy, but something we would think about.

[Matt]

Far Guam.

[Heath]

Russia.

[Matt]

Warmer.

[Mariah]

Warmer.

[Matt]

Not Russia or south. And actually, this is one of the most popular destinations right now in terms of, like, pop culture. A lot of people.

[Mariah]

Bora Bora.

[Matt]

So close.

[Heath]

But there's a Asian.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Thailand.

[Matt]

Yes. Whoa.

[Mariah]

Why are you going to Thai? What's in Thailand?

[Heath]

Is it for White Lotus?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

No way.

[Matt]

We're going and staying at the resort.

[Heath]

You're staying at the White. Like, that hotel. It's not called the White Lotus, but it's the.

[Matt]

Oh, my God. This is happening so fast. I don't even know how to say it. Koh Samui. Yeah.

[Heath]

You got invited by that hotel to stay there?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Is it like one of those, like, trips where you, like, get invited, you stay there, you post, and then.

[Matt]

Yeah, dude. The whole experience. There's a package, basically, where they're having a White Lotus thing at the hotel. You'll see it all when the deal comes out. That's like.

[Heath]

That's really.

[Matt]

I can't believe it.

[Heath]

That's really sick.

[Matt]

Cannot believe it.

[Heath]

That's really cool. We're also watching the season. We're all watching.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

So it's. It's a really nice.

[Matt]

I gotta catch. I gotta catch up. I've only seen episode one, and now I'm like, well, we're gonna be staying there, so I gotta see.

[Heath]

I'm on episode three. Why didn't I get the. I'm get married.

[Matt]

Zay. Get married.

[Heath]

I go, hey, I'm caught up. Like, why didn't I get three episodes? No, that's really sick. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

I know.

[Heath]

Matt, I need you to take, like, a. Just a very. Like, a video for me. Just, like, walk. Do a walk through. I want to see where everything is compared to, like, the show.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Because I feel like it's different than what you like.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Because sometimes, like, on shows, like, you think everything's filmed there, but then sometimes they may, like, film it on a set or something. But I know it looks very, very cool.

[Heath]

I can't wait to see the Tik Toks.

[Matt]

I can't wait. We flew over the North.

[Heath]

North Pole.

[Matt]

It takes like 22 hours to get there.

[Heath]

12 hours.

[Matt]

Yes. And even 25 hours coming back.

[Heath]

Is Singapore further than Thailand?

[Matt]

Singapore I think is above Thailand. But it's further than like, you know, Japan is like right across the Atlantic Ocean, past Hawaii.

[Heath]

It's the Southeast Asia.

[Matt]

You have to go like further down, deeper, deeper into Asia. It's on a map. You know, you think you know geography and then you're zooming in, you're going, damn, I'm going this far. I mean you've been to Singapore. How long was it for you to get long ass? But you did it. So tonight we're going from LA to Singapore, Singapore to K. Oh, so it's further than Singapore.

[Heath]

I'm. I'm guessing you're not going a two.

[Matt]

Hour flight from Singapore to get to the Thailand place, but like 17 and.

[Zane]

You'Re doing a non stop no layover.

[Matt]

Oh no, I don't think there is layover in Singapore if you're flying on.

[Heath]

A 22 hour flight and you're paying that price. Give LA down seat.

[Matt]

I want bunk. Give me bunk beds.

[Heath]

It's a 20 hour flight.

[Matt]

I know it's criminal what they do.

[Heath]

It's crazy.

[Matt]

It's like inhumane to like make a huge human like it.

[Heath]

You're in a metal and you're in the sky. We already have fucking nerves flowing through our body. Give us a fucking lay down. 20 hours.

[Zane]

It is crazy though when you do those long flights like that. How you get fed breakfast, lunch and dinner, right? Like you're just sitting in the same seat and all of a sudden you're like breakfast, okay. You eat and then like hours and hours, hours go by and then they come and bring like lunch and you're like, this is weird. I haven't moved and I've been served every meal of the day.

[Heath]

It feels really makes you feel kind.

[Zane]

Of gross if feel you're like, I didn't do anything, I haven't burned any. I. I've been sitting.

[Matt]

It's like you've been like in a hospital. Like you're just stationary and you're, you.

[Heath]

Can feel your body breathing the same air for 20 hours. It's like gross. Oh, that's why you feel like after a international.

[Matt]

It's like, well, I guess I gotta stay up cuz it's like 1am already like there right now. And then it's 9pm Then that means like it's already gonna be fully daytime. So you just have to kind of.

[Heath]

And you want to mess your sleep up.

[Zane]

Take lots of good pictures of videos.

[Matt]

Yeah. Why we're going. Very blessed, very grateful. It's unbelievable. But we're only really there for like four nights and then we're back. But it's like a whole week of traveling. It pretty much lose a day, you gain a day.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Try being an influencer for a day.

[Mariah]

Try it.

[Heath]

Try it.

[Matt]

It's also daylight savings. Well, it happened.

[Heath]

It just happened last night. Did you know that?

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

We lost an hour.

[Matt]

Patricia's. Yeah. It was like ended and then it was like 3am and we're like, Zane.

[Zane]

Told me daylight savings happened last week.

[Heath]

I thought so too.

[Zane]

And he's like, you've already adjusted. It was like, how do you like the time change? I was like, I don't think it happened. He's like, it did.

[Heath]

That's that snarky little. Just confident.

[Zane]

Just like that.

[Heath]

You like, hey, you know.

[Matt]

Okay, this also could be like our last daylight savings.

[Mariah]

Yeah. Could get taken away.

[Matt]

They're trying to. Trump said he really wanted to get rid of it. And then they just asked him like yesterday and they're like, are you getting rid of it? He's like, it's a 5050 issue. Some people don't want to send their kids to school in the dark. Some people want the extra hour. That's the whole thing is people don't want to send their kids to school in the dark, which is that the most important thing? I don't know. But it's like a lifestyle thing. But then people want an extra hour daylight.

[Heath]

We're never. It's not going to change. If people want both, I feel like they're just not going to change it.

[Zane]

I just always want to focus. Hocus.

[Matt]

Oh, right.

[Heath]

Wait, Whatever.

[Zane]

It's. I don't know why, but daylight savings is ingrained in my brain with the movie Hocus Pocus and they go hand in hand.

[Heath]

Why? Why, why, why?

[Zane]

Like the black.

[Matt]

It's like in the sun coming and then like when it' supposed to happen. I also think about.

[Zane]

Also he's up there on the top and he's like, but you didn't. You didn't think about daylight savings. And then he does like the, the thing. And then like the sun starts coming up.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Because like the clock. Yes. It's like how he like kills the witches or whatever and they go into stone.

[Matt]

Also. Hocus pocus. Too. Like, really learned what virginity was because of Hocus Pocus. It's a kids movie and it's like a virgin lit the black flame candle. And like the bus driver's like, you're a virgin, huh? I'm like, one. The kid's a child. He's a high school freshman. Of course, he's probably a virgin and people are making fun of him right over our heads.

[Heath]

We're watching us.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's weird looking back, or maybe we did know.

[Heath]

I feel like, you know, I feel like we did know. It was just like we didn't even get bothered by it.

[Matt]

I don't know. I was like five or six watching Hocus.

[Heath]

We were also pretty mature. I feel like when we were young again, I was like I was bopping it when I do remember hearing the.

[Zane]

Word and being like, this is wrong. Something's not right about this word. I can't put my finger on it, but I knew something was like, like.

[Matt]

Also Daylight Savings, the other movie I think of, National Treasure. Do you remember when there's. That there's. It's in Philadelphia and it's the Liberty Bell, that building, and they love that. And they need to figure out what time the clue is, and they get the hundred dollar bill and he gets the water bottle and they're like, oh, we missed it. And he's like, no, actually you're gonna love this. Benjamin Franklin invented daylight savings. And then.

[Heath]

Yeah, I love that. Movie is so good.

[Matt]

National Treasure.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Have you seen the second one?

[Heath]

No, not memorable. Sorry. The first one just good.

[Matt]

But I've never seen it before.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

Sorry to bring back Mission Impossible again, but is there a new one coming out soon?

[Zane]

I still haven't seen any of them.

[Heath]

I think it comes out like 20, 26. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. It needs to come out sooner. I'm ready. I'm ready. Strapped and ready.

[Matt]

Ready to go.

[Heath]

If Tom Cruise was like, hey, join our S.C. the bill, I would. May 23rd, 2025. I'll be there.

[Matt]

Tommy, wait, that's like, in two months.

[Heath]

Wait, that's in two. Oh. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

So it's done.

[Heath]

Paramount. Better. I'm gonna text.

[Zane]

They're cranking those out there.

[Heath]

Like, better.

[Zane]

How much time this guy's got left?

[Heath]

Absolutely. To me, just Hustler, Tom Cruise, the amount of CGI they do on his face because he does not look like what he does in movies. They do a great job in those movies. They make him look like he's 26.

[Matt]

And make him look like he's six foot. Yeah, but that boy is. Oh, my God.

[Heath]

He's a definition of short. King.

[Matt]

Yeah. There's, like, memes where it's like how tall Tom Cruise is in real life, but then in scenes compared to other actors. And.

[Heath]

Yeah, the first time I. The first time I. I found out that actors are really short is when my dad, he saw the first celebrity on. He was on a flight to somewhere, and it was the guy from. It was a doctor show. No, no, the other one.

[Matt]

Er.

[Mariah]

Bones. Is that a doctor show?

[Matt]

Oh, House.

[Mariah]

House.

[Heath]

I mean, it was either Bones or how. It was something like that. And he's like. I met him, I thought he was so tall in the show. And then I made. He's. He's 5, 7, 5, 6. I'm like, oh, my God, no way. And then I looked it up. Filmmakers, they love short actors.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Because it's easier to.

[Matt]

It's easier to shoot with a shorter actor than it is with the taller actor.

[Heath]

And you don't want, like, someone tall and then everyone else short because that. That would look really.

[Matt]

It can mess up a shot, you know?

[Heath]

Exactly. They make the taller actor shorter.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

Or they make everybody else taller. And because I remember or the second movie or third movie, Orphan. You see the parents in, like, these tall shoes. Oh, they cut to make everybody look.

[Zane]

Like the height difference.

[Heath]

Bigger. Yeah. Crazy.

[Mariah]

I think there was also. Was Kevin Hart in one of the scary movies.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Yeah. Scary Movie 3.

[Mariah]

I think I saw behind the scenes where they had either him standing on a block or the people next to him to make him look even shorter. Something like that.

[Matt]

They definitely made Adam people even taller because he's. They make him really short in the.

[Heath]

Movie, cuz he's like. Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

He's like, trying to, like, get all backs and stuff because he's like the eight Mile friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

That's really funny.

[Matt]

Oh, you know what? This happened to me the other day. I just want to tell y'all, this is Friday night. I don't know. Two weeks back, Patricia came in town. She had been on a long trip. It's like 8:30. She's like, I just want to go to bed. And I'm like, all right, we're not doing anything tonight, so I'm gonna have a gummy. I'm gonna take a weed gummy. You know me, I always have a little El Camino Gu. 5.5mg gummy. Okay, I can handle a 10, but 5mg even. 2.5. I take half of a gummy. Can't find my gummies anywhere. But we have a drawer filled with, you know, PR stuff that we get sent as influencers that are like, other gummies from different tribes, different brands. I don't want to say this brand because I. Anyways, I see this thing and it says, like, blue Dream on it. And I'm like, okay, I'm gonna take one of the. I read the back, and it says, take half of this gummy. See how you feel. Take the other half.

[Heath]

It says that on there?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Very good.

[Matt]

And so I'm like. I go, okay, cool. Take just a bit of the gummy. Go in bed with Patricia. She then goes, like, fully to sleep. I'm like, I'm reading my book on my Kindle, and I'm reading this book called Demon Copperhead. It's about this. It's about this kid in Appalachia who's, like, addicted to OxyContin. It's kind of like a sad.

[Heath]

Oh, my God, is this play about us?

[Matt]

But I'm reading the book, and I can read high, and I'm reading the book, and I'm like.

[Zane]

The words are falling off the pages.

[Matt]

Yes, it's. It's Ruining melting in your hand. I'm, like, having really deep thoughts, and I'm like, this doesn't. I don't feel good reading this anymore. And then I just go, I'm gonna scroll on Tick Tock. Maybe I'll have a good little laugh. Stuff I'm watching on Tick Tock don't even make sense. I'm like, these people. It feels like I'm hearing English, but it's a foreign language. I do not understand what's going on, man.

[Heath]

That's how I feel every time I. Yeah.

[Matt]

I'm like, God damn, this is a wicked high. Also, I thought these gummies, too, were Delta 8 gummies as well. I forgot to say that Delta 8 is, like, the legal.

[Zane]

Legal loophole for selling weed and getting weed without it.

[Heath]

Oh, it's like, what. Like, what they used to do with, like, cbd. Like, oh, CBD is like the.

[Zane]

But it is still.

[Matt]

It gets you high.

[Zane]

It's gonna get too high. But it's like a loophole type.

[Matt]

And I've taken Delta 8 gummies before, and I've. It's. I've had decent highs on them. I. Sometimes I think it's, like, a little less paras paranoia. Like, you kind of function a little bit more. But I kept thinking this. The reaction I'm having must be because this is Delta 8 Gummies. And I'm not used to, like, this level of a high. And. And I'm just sitting there in bed, I'm thinking about life, and then it's like, I get bad anxiety. You know when you're like, you want to delete everything that you've ever done?

[Heath]

Oh, I love it. And then I'll. And then I'll put it back up the next day.

[Matt]

And I start texting Mike because, like, you know, you send in, like, an edit for, like, a brand thing, and then I'm already texting Mike. I go. I go, that last shot, I want to remove this stuff. I start, like, texting him really weird, paranoid things.

[Zane]

Things.

[Matt]

And then.

[Heath]

And then.

[Matt]

And then I start thinking, oh, my gosh, my brother's wedding is coming up. I need to start working on the speech. Matt, you're the only person. Like, the only person who's gonna write that speech is you. Like, I start getting really hard on my. Yes. And I'm like, I should start working on my brother's speech.

[Zane]

What am I doing? I'm wasting time.

[Heath]

Because.

[Matt]

Because I kept thinking I should just stay in bed because Patricia's bed. I'm like, no, it's it's 9pm I can get up, and I'm walking around.

[Heath]

My house, and I said, this is great. I love this gummy. I need this.

[Matt]

But. But I'm like, I don't even feel like I'm in my own home anymore. Like, you know, you're just like, this doesn't even feel like my own house anymore. I'm so high. I then start, like, trying to find something on TV to watch, and everything I'm turning on is, like, conflict after conflict. Every movie I pick. It's just, like, too stressful. I'm like, fucking watching Shrek, and I'm like, too stressful?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

My neighbor Totoro. Too stressful. Look. And. And then I'm like, texting Mike and I'm like, I don't. This. I don't know what I've taken, but this does not feel right. He goes, matt, go get the package. What does the package say? I get the package out. Guess how much Each of the gummies were a hundred. Each gummy was a hundred.

[Heath]

What?

[Matt]

And I took. Look up thc dosage scale, and normal.

[Heath]

Image bag will say 100 milligrams. But usually that's the whole bag. Right.

[Matt]

So this is where on the dose.

[Zane]

On the happy to sound chart. Like this?

[Matt]

So. So when you're at 5 milligrams, it's dry mouth, 10 milligrams, memory loss, a little drowsiness, 25 milligrams.

[Heath]

That's insane.

[Matt]

Just hallucination, dysphoria, and panic. That's so I realize, oh, my God. I have taken 50 milligrams of THC.

[Heath]

Holy shit.

[Matt]

And that was why I'm having one of the worst highs ever. And it was so bad because I was so alone. I had hardly nobody to talk to. And I. I should have woke her up. Up. But then I'm like, I have to ride this out. I'm using Chachi BT saying, I took 50 milligrams of THC.

[Zane]

You're like the cop that calls on himself.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Oh, my sister.

[Heath]

I literally get like that at 10 milligrams. Like, I. I'm all the way to the right, right? When I take 10. That's crazy.

[Matt]

So imagine the scale of what I was.

[Heath]

Holy. So you are. You were at unease intent. Yeah. You're intense.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It was insanely abnormal. I'm asking Chat GPT. The best thing Chat gbt. PT told me was, this is temporary and it will pass.

[Heath]

Why would they make 100 milligram gummy?

[Matt]

Who's taking that somebody who has an insane tolerance.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Someone who is just. Who has high dosage of gummies all the time.

[Heath]

To me it's like don't even make it because like they need help. You know what I mean? Like it's, it's so like that's such a crazy amount of milligrams in one gummy that it should be illegal to even make that. Yeah.

[Mariah]

Think micro dosing should be the only thing allowed.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

The packaging though, put a red label on top of it saying warning, this is a high dose.

[Mariah]

Think about it.

[Matt]

They made this thing look like it was a little nighttime gummy. Just gonna pop it, have a good little snooze. No, this was a heavily dose.

[Zane]

You said blue drink. A blue nightmare is what they should have named.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Heath]

You know prescription bottles how it's like childproof. Almost make it. It work like you like you have to that look to me that looks like I could take a gummy and it'll be nice one starburst.

[Mariah]

And don't make them so appealing. Like if you get really high and you look at this, you're gonna want to get more.

[Heath]

That's insane.

[Mariah]

Delicious.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

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[Matt]

Yeah, I. So I took it. What at 8:30? I was up until 3 in the morning.

[Heath]

You couldn't even sleep. That's how bad I thought it would knock you out.

[Matt]

Couldn't sleep. I finally had to like around midnight. I like started just having a few beers to like ground I would slow my roll.

[Zane]

There's no coming out of it either. There's nothing.

[Heath]

You didn't even get like anything positive out of it, like hunger and nothing you could even enjoy it.

[Matt]

You know what I did at one point? I prayed, y'all.

[Heath]

I prayed that is Mariah loves it.

[Matt]

Yes, I should pray more often. My wife prays every night. But I. I was desperate just to.

[Mariah]

Like, fine, he is knocking at his door.

[Matt]

I was just like, lord, please let me get through this.

[Heath]

And also God's like this.

[Zane]

Oh, all of a sudden, oh, now you need me.

[Heath]

Now you need me.

[Mariah]

Interesting.

[Matt]

I wasn't hunched over. I was like, hands out to the world going, please let me get through, like, through this. And I hope that all of humanity is great because I was watching Conan O'Brien must go, which is his travel show, which was the best thing for my high, because Conan is so good at like, like interacting.

[Zane]

And Matt puts on cocomelon at that point.

[Heath]

That's the only thing.

[Matt]

But he's like traveling around the world and he's meeting all these people. And I just felt like. I felt all of humanity on my shoulders and just seeing how people in cultures and everything has just passed through time. And that coming makes you want to.

[Heath]

Start a non profit. Like you were ready to go.

[Mariah]

I just made him want to build a school.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Maybe. I was called to go to Thailand to open up.

[Heath]

Yeah. Open up my own.

[Zane]

Open up a church and a school there for these May.

[Matt]

This is.

[Mariah]

Go on a mission trip.

[Matt]

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't. It was once again the most exhausting thing ever. I made it all the way through.

[Heath]

And that's like genuinely terrifying. I'm sorry, I can't even imagine taking a 50 milligram.

[Matt]

And when I woke up, well, and then Patricia, you know, she went to bed so early. She finally got up around like seven or eight. And I was just like, you know, sleep. And I heard her get up and I immediately was like, I have to tell you what I went through last night in our living room. She was like, my gosh. And I'm like, I basically like, it was like an overdose of marijuana. Never again win. But I actually think it would have been kind of fun if I had a friend who was also on that dose.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Just like, my brother was there and we were just goofing. I think we would have had a great time.

[Heath]

Yeah. But it was feeling alone, feeling stranded.

[Matt]

You know, imagine if I took that and it was. I had something to do that day or if I took that and I had to come on this.

[Heath]

Yeah. I know.

[Matt]

I don't even know if I could make it through an episode.

[Heath]

Like, insane. Yeah. Nowhere.

[Matt]

So that happened to me. Read your packaging. Read your dosage, and pray and pray more.

[Heath]

And make sure it makes sure it says, the whole bag is 100 milligrams, not each gummy.

[Matt]

Because that was the thing. The Oscars were the next day, and I'm telling this story to my friend who's like, a nurse, and I'm telling my brother, and they're like. They go, no, that's not. That's not true. The whole thing is 100 million.

[Heath]

Normally. Yeah.

[Matt]

And you just had a 10 milligram gummy. I'm like, you want to bet? You want to bet in the way. And then if you're saying 10 milligrams each, you're telling me that was five. I go, there's no way. And I go, you take it now. You take it. Finally, I called the company like you did. I did. And I go, I'm having this debate, and I'm looking at your website, you guys. Is it 100 milligrams, the whole thing, or 100 milligrams per gummy? And the woman on the phone was like, sir, it is a hundred milligrams per gummy. And that.

[Heath]

Are you out of your mind?

[Matt]

I was like, boom.

[Heath]

I. I kind of want to see you on 50mg and see how you.

[Matt]

Realize, like, we're going to church.

[Mariah]

I can't even imagine.

[Heath]

Yeah, like, that's terrifying.

[Zane]

That reminds me, like, a long time ago when we first moved out here, I took a quad do chibachu.

[Heath]

What is that?

[Matt]

People love ch.

[Zane]

I didn't realize it was a quad dose. I was just like, okay, this should get.

[Heath]

The quad dose is 25.

[Zane]

No, whatever the normal dosage is, it was times four.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

I don't know exactly how much is milligrams are in the ch do, Matt. Worst experience of my life. I.

[Heath]

What?

[Zane]

You felt times 100. But it also happened to be the same day that Zayn decided to. With me.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

He went into my room and was, like, trying to go for this, like, haunted thing.

[Heath]

It was a random day. I was just like, I'm gonna with Heath, but I didn't know vlogging it or.

[Matt]

No, no, you were just.

[Heath]

That was, like, really weird of me, actually, like, kind of weird.

[Zane]

He put my TV on a static channel just for no reason and put the volume at 100. I just, like, left it there. He was like. He moved things in my room to like, make.

[Heath]

I turned his back. I turned. I made his. I made Adderall at the time. And I made it upside down. Cross.

[Zane]

He put the pills in the shape of a crop.

[Heath]

I'm so sorry. That was crazy of me.

[Zane]

And I was just feeling know that I did it that day. And I got home, I was like, I need to relax. And I walk into my room, the pills are all like in a formation. I'm like, what? I was like, just turn the TV on and relax. I put the TV on.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

I was like.

[Mariah]

It was pretty funny, kind of sick.

[Zane]

The worst, very good day of my life. And it just so happened to be the day that he did that awful, awful, brutal.

[Heath]

And you never. You never told me this, right? You told me like two weeks later. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Yes. I did that as a joke. And I forgot to tell you.

[Zane]

I thought. I thought I was dead.

[Heath]

Oh, remember you had like a little Buddha thing.

[Zane]

And I kept on turning it around. But then also right after, Zane got karma because he had an entire cookie and was glued to the couch.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

No, I was like. I was actually crying. I called Heath. I'm like, heath, I'm dying. I'm dying, please. And he's like, zany just. He's like, how much did you eat? I was like, I ate half the cookie. He's like, half the cookie? It was like the black and white cookie.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And you're only supposed to. What is wrong with these companies making these treats and like, bake the whole cookie?

[Zane]

Nobody wants a crumb.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's insane. Why are you doing that? Or even the gummies. I want to eat the whole package.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

And then 10 milligrams.

[Matt]

Give me the munchy pack.

[Heath]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Matt]

But I want to eat the rest. Like, I don't know, make it a little half and half pack thing. Like, like.

[Zane]

Yeah. Make like one gummy and the whole pack be a weed one. And the rest are just for fun to snack with.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And you don't know which one is which.

[Heath]

Birth control. It's like making get all placebo.

[Mariah]

It's like shishito peppers. The one spicy.

[Zane]

Exactly. There's one hot one and you kind of play around. I just looked it up. The quad dose chiba chew. Take a guess.

[Heath]

200.

[Zane]

175.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

You took the whole thing?

[Zane]

175, Matt.

[Heath]

What?

[Zane]

You were feeling times that by three.

[Matt]

Oh, my. You had have gone into a full coma. Like, I'M surprised you were able to walk.

[Zane]

I thought I would. Was in another dumb. I thought it was. Yeah, that was insane.

[Heath]

Can you like. No, okay, no, hear me out. Like, imagine you take 500. There's a point where you die.

[Matt]

Like, when do you die? You can't die on marijuana.

[Heath]

2000 mil. At what point do you, like, jump off?

[Zane]

I think you're stuck in it for days.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Yeah. I wonder how long. Like, the digestion. I feel like you'd be high for, like 12 hours at least.

[Zane]

You literally could not pay me, not with any amount of money to do that.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Yeah. So never again. I don't know. Maybe again. Never again.

[Heath]

It was a. Like, thinking back to it, it's probably very funny. So it makes you want to do.

[Matt]

It again if, like, somebody else going in. What I. What made it a bad high was that. This is not what I signed up.

[Zane]

It was a surprise.

[Matt]

This is not what I.

[Heath]

You know, it would be funny next time. Time. Well, not the four of us. You guys don't do it. But, like, if we all did a lot and filmed it.

[Matt]

Right. But the thing is, we. Because we go to that panic mode, we'd be like, we can't post this. Delete it all. Actually, let's just end the pod. Like, this is the season. Season finale. Archive all the episodes, series finale, just done. Farewell. Because that's. It's wild how, like, just panic when it sets in, especially with social media stuff. You're like, I need to delete everything. I'm the biggest.

[Heath]

Like, I'm. I'm a loser. Yeah, this is a lame. Yes. I'm hiding every.

[Matt]

You feel so silly.

[Heath]

Like, oh, this is what girls see. That's. Oh, that. This is why.

[Zane]

This is the real. This is who I am.

[Mariah]

I do that sober. You want me to take a dose? Dosage.

[Zane]

A dosage.

[Matt]

Oh, brutal.

[Heath]

I'm trying to think of a time where I took too much of something.

[Mariah]

Microphone.

[Heath]

Oh, sorry.

[Matt]

Sometimes I get so paranoid about just, like. Like, you know, medication you take. And maybe you take it, like, earlier in the day, but then later in the day you're like, did I take it today?

[Heath]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Well, and then I feel like I'm like. Like I get this weird. Like, was it yesterday I took the pills or was.

[Heath]

You don't take antidepressants, right?

[Matt]

I don't.

[Heath]

That's crazy to me that you don't take anything for.

[Matt]

I used to take anti depressants, but.

[Heath]

You don't take it anymore.

[Matt]

Therapy helped Me like I do get anxious.

[Heath]

Oh, you're therapy helped you more than pills.

[Mariah]

I think chat GBT helps him more than pills.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

[Zane]

He takes his dosage.

[Matt]

Therapy was thing is antidepressants like they're people chemically. I believe it's true. They lack serotonin and they do need to have like a chemical like release to make sure they're at bay to function. I was depressed and anxious, but I also had bad thought patterns. Like I was being, I wasn't being very kind to myself. And through therapy I was able to restructure things I think in my brain.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So when I can understand what triggers me, I can understand my thought patterns. I'm like, well, this is just, I'm making this up in my head about, about why you I feel worthless or why I don't deserve love and that stuff.

[Heath]

Oh my God, literally yesterday I was like, why do we feel so worthless all the time?

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

Do you still like. Because I remember you used to do this all the time. I'll hear you like, from your bathroom and you're like, you go, shut up. Go yourself. I'm like, who's he talking to? Yourself.

[Matt]

You're talking to them. Well, now, being married and living with someone who has to hear that. I don't, I don't verbally say it out loud, but I do this in the mirror or just like getting it out. So if I think of a bad thought, I just give it the finger and I'm just like. I'm waiting for this thought to pass and then it goes. So I'm always, like, giving. And sometimes when I'm driving, I'll have like an anxious thought. They'll like, do the finger, but I'm like, I can't. Can't make sure that I'm not like giving the finger to other people driving. But I don't know, I don't have that strong.

[Heath]

It's myself where I'm like, able to, like, look at a thought and be like, you know, just like, hey, go yourself. And then I'm good after.

[Matt]

It's just a reflex. Like in a moment where I'm just like feeling like, very tense about a thought, I'll just like hold the middle finger out. Like, that's not me. That thought. That anxious part of me is not me. So I have to like, tell it to off. Wow.

[Heath]

It's good advice, Mari. What do you do? You dance. Little off.

[Matt]

Can I check? Earthquake.

[Heath]

I'm earthquake.

[Zane]

Do you feel it?

[Heath]

Cool.

[Matt]

I didn't.

[Heath]

Oh, wow. My water's. Yep.

[Zane]

That was weird.

[Mariah]

It was tiny.

[Zane]

Yeah, it wasn't a big one, but it was a long one.

[Heath]

Oh, my God. The one that happened last week. That.

[Mariah]

That was insane. And you guys were all together?

[Heath]

Yeah, we, Matt, we were recording. Basically. We just finished recording and maybe what, five minutes later, like, that was the.

[Matt]

One that was like, Late at night.

[Zane]

It was one giant shove.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

It wasn't like a.

[Heath]

It was crazy.

[Matt]

It was more intense for people on this side of the hill than like, yes, for us. It was just like.

[Heath]

Yeah, no, no, it was a shock. It was crazy.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, that one was really bad.

[Heath]

It's crazy. Every time it has, we just sit there and like, is this the one? Is this the one?

[Zane]

Yeah, you kind of just like, wait for it. Is it going to pick up as it's starting to get worse?

[Heath]

Like, right now, where would we, like, run to? Like, the street? Like, what's the. What's the plan? I always think about that, really.

[Matt]

But this. Boom.

[Zane]

It's like all this stuff above us.

[Heath]

This Final Destination straight up.

[Matt]

Can you imagine if the Final Destination, the new one, there's a podcast scene. I wouldn't be surprised, because that's what they do is, like, some kind of new thing. But it's like some friends who are having a podcast and then a drink tips over and we all get a lecture.

[Heath]

Someone's. Someone's Live on Instagram and they die off the Live. And everyone saw. Yeah, I already know where it's going. I know where it's going.

[Matt]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Heath]

Are you excited for it, though? I'm trying to. I'm trying to get an invite to the premiere. Would you want to go and watch it?

[Mariah]

Of course.

[Heath]

Come on, Heath. If I get a plus one, I'm going to bring Mariah.

[Zane]

That's fine, I think.

[Heath]

Sick.

[Zane]

That's you guys.

[Heath]

I get to watch the premiere.

[Mariah]

It's pretty insane. I also like that the final destinations, they use, like, people you don't like, actors you don't know. So it feels more, like, real.

[Heath]

I always wondered that, like, in my house, like, if I was, like, a. Like, it be, like, I would want to be in a Final Destination movie. I don't care how, like, cheap it is or how much budget they have. Like, I want to be in it. Like, it's. It's a cool, like, project, and it's like Final Destination, but apparently it doesn't look good, like, for big actors to, like, be in a movie like that.

[Mariah]

Like, it's like Saw and Final Destination. They use people. You.

[Heath]

Do they do that on purpose or do they really like the budget? Never.

[Mariah]

Like, to me, I feel like I would do it on purpose, so it feels more real and scary because you're, like, in your brain, you're like, these are. This is a real. Yeah, I see an actor. I think it would snap Me out of like, the.

[Heath]

Maybe that's why, like, imagine Jason Bateman in like a. In like a Saw movie.

[Mariah]

My brain would be like, oh, this isn't real. So it's not as scary.

[Heath]

That's. You know what?

[Zane]

That is true.

[Heath]

Mariah. I feel. Do you. How do you feel about that?

[Matt]

Wait.

[Heath]

A big actor, Big actors not being high, and I know it could be like, rate or budget, but, like, big actors not being in, like, Final Destination or Saw or movies that are like.

[Matt]

I think a lot of times it's their management and it just like a good look. Well, especially like, really, BC kind of horror movies. Like, obviously, if it's like a really like, good critically acclaimed, like, thriller, like. Sure, yeah. But those kind of like big gore fest, like, that's what Final Destination is and Saw is. It's like people are everybody for the violence.

[Heath]

Everybody talks about it, though. So I feel like it is like a. Like, it's a cool look because it to be Final Destination is not Sharknado.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

Sharknado is like, embarrassing, like, if you're in that. But finally, like, everyone one's like.

[Matt]

But it's always sometimes like in Saw, it's like a celebrity who used to be really popular, like, 10 years ago, and they're just trying to, like, get some work and stuff. But all respect to any celebrity and the roles you got to take, like, it was like Mark Wahlberg's brother and like, Saw two. Donnie Wahlberg.

[Heath]

Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. And then like, Elite or the girl. Beverly Mitchell from 7th Heaven is in Saw too. Like, there's kind of those people.

[Zane]

That was a 4.5 that just happened. Happen. She just pulled it up.

[Matt]

Oh, so y'all felt. I didn't even feel it at all from over here, but I was kind.

[Zane]

Of shaken feet being on, like, I had a foot on the ground. I don't think it was because that's also like a jiggly couch. You probably wouldn't even feel it underneath you anyways.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

You don't. Like, it could be a big earthquake and you wouldn't feel it driving. Right. Ever.

[Zane]

You probably could feel maybe a touch if it was a big one, but you maybe just think it was a bump in the road. And if you put it.

[Matt]

It depends also what you. What you're driving on. Like, if you're on a highway. Actually, I don't even feel like you do because highways are, like, built to.

[Zane]

Like, shock absorb and things like that.

[Matt]

Yeah, there's, like, springs to it and stuff. I think I May be talking out of my ass.

[Heath]

What was Remy telling us in Disneyland? Disney World or Disneyland that we went to. They have like a bridge that like acts as an earthquake. What was that?

[Zane]

They have like a earthquake simulation bridge.

[Heath]

Yeah, they have. They have a section in Disneyland where it's an earthquake sim simulation thing where you walk over and it's always. It's. It's supposed to always feel like an earthquake.

[Matt]

Oh, interesting.

[Heath]

Yeah. Which is really like, why would you even have that there?

[Matt]

I guess just for people visiting and they want to know what, oh, what an earthquake is. Like, how do you guys feel about.

[Heath]

Moving to somewhere that is tornado. Like have tornadoes. Because you're going from hurricane to earthquake and you're moving to tornado.

[Zane]

The trifecta. You got to live in all three. You know, I don't know. I never really thought about tornadoes.

[Matt]

We would have tornadoes in Texas and.

[Heath]

Stuff, but nothing like I feel like the, the com like that. Like not like if I was moving.

[Zane]

To Oklahoma, I would be like, okay, this is a real thing to think about Nashville. I feel like I'm not really worried about tornadoes there.

[Heath]

Movies make tornadoes worse, right? Or is it as bad as.

[Zane]

They're pretty bad if they hit.

[Mariah]

Like they take out whole towns like that.

[Zane]

Structure wise, they are the worst.

[Heath]

So crazy.

[Matt]

It's the, it's the weirdest natural phenomenon. It is like I'm like, huh, Like a hurricane. I understand. And tell me this cyclo just wind coming together and just, just tearing down.

[Zane]

I think the biggest thing that we're going to have to worry about is like snow there.

[Heath]

Wait, it snows in Nashville?

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Heath]

Really?

[Mariah]

I'm used to the snow, so I'll.

[Heath]

Hand it like snow snow. Like.

[Matt]

Yeah, not like Montana snow, but it.

[Mariah]

It does snow like a normal winter.

[Heath]

Okay, cool.

[Zane]

I'm going to be out there shoveling a driveway.

[Matt]

All right.

[Mariah]

I had to teach Heath to wait for the car to warm up. Oh, before you start going.

[Zane]

When we just went to like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania for the last trip before the wedding, we had to scrape the car.

[Mariah]

And I'm doing it.

[Zane]

This is crazy. I was like, you guys have to do this every morning.

[Heath]

That's annoying.

[Matt]

There's sometimes like good little hacks where I've seen like you put hot water in a, in a plastic.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But it's such a pain. And then you that on it and it kind of melts it off. It depends how thick that ice.

[Zane]

But also me as a car guy seeing people with these scrapers down the side of Their car. I'm like, oh, I literally would never.

[Heath]

Do this, but I hate a cold car. You get in and it's cold. Oh, you have to.

[Mariah]

Ah, we need a garage.

[Zane]

Yeah, but it is nice. Like cuz her dad would start the car from the app.

[Matt]

Oh, yes.

[Zane]

And then it like warms up inside so you like don't even have to think about getting in cold and you're just like, oh, this is, this is nice.

[Matt]

That's nice.

[Heath]

Wait, what, what car does your parents have? I thought they had like a minivan.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it's his new truck that I got him there.

[Heath]

You got him a queen.

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[Heath]

Oh my God. Can we tell Matt? Sorry, it just hit me. I thought about you like getting your dad trying to remind me of the. The when you got 40k from it landing on red. David sent us a video where it was Heath doing. He put. He. It was like maybe like three Vegas trips before that trip where it landed on red one, right? Three trips ago, Heath did. They did a random bet on a on black and the ball landed on red one.

[Zane]

But also the whole time in that video leading up to us going to make that Bet on red. They kept saying, like, red won. Like, it was just, like, a thing popping up. Thing popping up. And when we bet on red to, like, win, it ended up being on red one. And then also in a previous trip, it was on red one before. Like, it's just, like, really weird.

[Heath]

It was all on camera. Isn't that crazy?

[Matt]

That's wild.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Part of that money went to our wedding.

[Heath]

Oh, it did.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Mariah]

Thank you, Vegas.

[Heath]

Thank you. Thank you. Red 1.

[Mariah]

1.

[Heath]

Oh, that's why you had the red. The red in the wedding.

[Mariah]

Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's the one.

[Heath]

All right.

[Matt]

Where were you guys recently? You texted. Say something. You were an rv.

[Zane]

Yeah, we did an RV trip up to Monterey.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

We went all the way to Monterey for. To see an aquarium, and the aquarium is so horrible.

[Matt]

Oh, really? I love the Monterey Aquarium.

[Heath]

You've been there?

[Matt]

Yeah. Where are they had.

[Heath]

They had nothing in there.

[Zane]

What fish did you see?

[Matt]

A lot of really cool jellyfish. And the jellyfish.

[Heath]

Jellyfish.

[Mariah]

Every time we asked someone about it, they all could just go, the jellyfish are cool. Like, that was the best part.

[Matt]

It was because when we went, my buddy Greg knows somebody who works at the Monterey Aquarium. So we got to go back. Like, back.

[Heath]

We walked in. We couldn't go past, like, this line, which was, like, literally two steps away, and they showed us just another jelly. It was. It was nothing.

[Zane]

We did get to touch the jelly.

[Heath]

We touched the jellyfish.

[Matt]

But it's pretty. Also, that aquarium is, like, on the water. Yeah.

[Mariah]

It's a really cool place.

[Zane]

It is pretty cool.

[Matt]

The fish that are there are the local aquatic life, right?

[Zane]

Yeah, well, they have, like, the kelp forest, which was, like, cool, too. They had sea lettuce.

[Mariah]

I think we just expected to see, like. Like, fish you dream about. Like, the angler.

[Heath]

Yeah, we were. Our expectations were so high. But also, Remy was making. She was like, guys, she grew up.

[Zane]

Out here, like, dreaming about going to it and being told it's, like, the best aquarium. So she was super bummed and let down.

[Heath]

She felt really bad, but she likes.

[Zane]

The Long beach one better.

[Heath]

But it was really cool.

[Zane]

She's also been to Atlanta.

[Matt]

Atlanta.

[Zane]

Atlanta's crazy.

[Matt]

The one that I. My biggest regret is that I went to the Coca Cola factory instead of going to the Atlanta.

[Heath]

Hey, the Coke factory is amazing. I went to it. It was awesome. Getting to try all the sodas.

[Matt]

Yeah. That's the only fun thing.

[Heath]

But that's the point.

[Matt]

The rest. This is just. I feel Like, I'm at the. The Museum of Ice Cream or the Museum of Illusions, but, you know, But.

[Heath]

But that's what you go. You go for it, though, that we went to see fucking angler fish, and we didn't get to see not a damn thing.

[Matt]

Nobody has an angler fish, but that's.

[Heath]

What we were expecting. But all we got was a skeletal form fucking hanging on the corner. They didn't even have a light on it.

[Mariah]

Sea lettuce.

[Heath]

We were.

[Zane]

Sea lettuce.

[Heath]

And you know what we were thinking about? Like, we were expecting literally, like, a whale. No, we were expecting, like, performance. Like a guy on a killer. Yeah. But obviously it's. It's. They ended it because of, like, they were, you know, they weren't treating the animals right. But it was like. But damn, they really gave a performance out there. You know what I mean? Say, God damn.

[Mariah]

Like, I didn't expect the jellyfish to be the biggest thing in there.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Like, everything I could have had in my house.

[Matt]

Little cuttlefish that, like, change colors. Did you see that?

[Mariah]

We saw it, man. We saw it.

[Matt]

That one is a crazy little fish.

[Heath]

But it also made me think, like, what were we thinking doing these tricks on these killer whales? What are. What are you doing?

[Zane]

Y'all chose that one specifically.

[Heath]

They would die, and then a month later, back out there. Let's go. It's like, huh?

[Matt]

Yeah. Because they. They. There was like, a whale, I think his name was like, kill him. His name was like, okay. His name was, like, with the K. He killed. He killed two trainers and then killed, like, a third one. So it's like that he had killed already, like, two traitors and then still was still working, and some woman was like, I still want to work with it.

[Heath]

That.

[Matt]

That.

[Heath]

To me, that's. That's.

[Matt]

What was it?

[Heath]

To kill.

[Mariah]

To kill him or not to kill him?

[Zane]

Tilum.

[Heath]

I'm sorry. It's like.

[Zane]

But weren't they, like, bringing them and then just like, diving down to the bottom with them?

[Matt]

Yeah, they grabbed a ponytail.

[Heath]

So the whales were like. They weren't trying to kill them. They were playing with them. But, like, terrible.

[Matt]

Why would you ever.

[Zane]

Scary.

[Matt]

Take the biggest mammal on earth and just put it in a tank and expect tricks.

[Zane]

You kidnap Shamu and then you put.

[Matt]

Them in the tank.

[Zane]

Anyway, I've never seen that.

[Matt]

I love Free Willy.

[Heath]

I've never seen the documentary, though. I really want to see it. The black. A black orca, black fish.

[Matt]

Blackfish.

[Heath]

Is.

[Matt]

It changes your mind completely.

[Heath]

Yeah. I really want to Watch it. I haven't. I haven't seen it yet, but. But walking to the aquarium though, it like, it. It like hit me like, oh my God, this is what I see in movies. Because I. I'll always see aquariums in movies. Like, this is like I would always want to be at an aquarium. And I finally got to see it.

[Matt]

It's a peaceful place, really cool. That's a place where I would like not mind working at.

[Heath]

But it was really weird because I. I was expecting to. We felt like we're on a field trip. It was kids everywhere.

[Zane]

I think we were like little like kids running round. Six, seven. Six, seven.

[Matt]

That's like a big joke and a big meme right now, right? Yeah. Cuz What? Lamelo said 6, 7. And then now people say it.

[Zane]

I don't know. It's the new thing.

[Heath]

I was tell. I was telling them that I like, I. It triggered me, like hearing all the kids like with each other. Like, I was like, oh my God, they're gonna about to bully me.

[Matt]

Oh yeah, kids are terrifying.

[Heath]

They're terrifying. I was like, I can't. Like a lot of. Not a lot of things trigger me. And that really put me in a dark place.

[Matt]

Did you go see pebble beach at all?

[Zane]

No, I wanted to. We also wanted to go see Big Sir.

[Matt]

Did you go over that bridge?

[Zane]

The. The bridge in Big Sir? No.

[Matt]

Oh, that's in Big Sir. The one that's always like in Big Little Lies where it's like, did you ever want it?

[Heath]

You know, it didn't feel like we're in like any form of big old lies, like scene out there.

[Zane]

It's called Bixby Bridge. It's gorgeous. And I. We wanted to do it really bad, but we just didn't get the chance to.

[Matt]

Some people made tick tocks about Big Little Lies and they're like, I know they live in Monterey, but why are they driving off on this bridge? Because it doesn't make sense.

[Zane]

So the bridge just really like 30 minutes away.

[Matt]

Or it's like, you know the movie the Holiday when Kate Winslet, like lands in London, she gets an lax and then she's on the PCH going this way, like back. Like, why is she on the PC? She just left lax. How are you coming this way? Back on the pch.

[Zane]

Oh, you only would know if you live there and be like, that doesn't make sense.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's really funny.

[Matt]

Yeah, I love that. Just in movies you're like, this does not. There's no way you'd be on this side of town, and then you're over here.

[Heath]

Like, watching Entourage is crazy because they literally hit every single area that we've been to millions of times, and it's like, whoa. And even in Florida now, like, you know, ex. Like, if a scene is in Florida and it's like. But it's hidden, you know, it's in Florida. It's like, oh, Florida.

[Zane]

I think that's why we were so shocked and disappointed when we first landed in la. Cuz you look. Like the movies make it seem like you land on Rodeo Drive.

[Heath]

Yes, yes.

[Zane]

Like, it makes it seem like you get out of the plane and you're in Beverly Hills.

[Mariah]

Terrifying over there.

[Zane]

Or you're on the beach, like out on the pch.

[Matt]

Right, exactly.

[Zane]

I was so disappointed. I was like, wait, this is.

[Matt]

This is not what I thought.

[Heath]

You and I were about to hop on the plane back too. We flew a spirit.

[Matt]

I remember that.

[Heath]

Good times.

[Matt]

I. I think I'm going to be in a TV show.

[Heath]

No way.

[Matt]

Listen to this. So I'm in New York for that Taco Bell thing. I'm staying in Brooklyn. I'm at my hotel. I'm like, I gotta go get lunch. I'm by myself walking past this, like, park and stuff. And as I'm walking up, I go, oh, they're shooting something. They're filming something.

[Mariah]

Let me get in on this.

[Heath]

There's no way.

[Matt]

Well, this is okay. And usually, if you have ever come across a movie set when it's kind of happening kind of on the fly, they have people who. Who are working there on, like, corners to, like, tell people to stop or, like, stop filming. They're very strict about the etiquette because they're trying to get this thing done. I just kept walking. Like, I had my headphones in and this guy was trying to get people to stop, but I just was walking with a purpose. And I look out of the corner, my eye, and I hear action. Background actors go. And all of a sudden I realize I'm in the middle of all of these background actors talking. Now, I do not know what this show is, but it was like NYPD and it said Precinct 57th. And you're in Law and Order.

[Heath]

Do you think it is Maybe they're still filming?

[Matt]

I was trying to Google New York cop shows. Like, there's like 10 out there, and I don't always film. There was one actor, but I looked it up and I don't. He. You know the guy in the Mummy Returns.

[Heath]

Wait, Frasier.

[Matt]

He has this? No, he's the evil guy in the Mummy Return.

[Heath]

Oh, well, just look him up or.

[Matt]

Go to cast that John Hannah. But it's not him, but the actor.

[Zane]

Okay, him, but not him.

[Heath]

It was him, but he wasn't in it.

[Matt]

But. Because I tried Googling it, I couldn't figure out. But if anybody knows an actor who's in a cop show in New York.

[Heath]

Someone'S going to get it.

[Matt]

That looks like John Hannah. That guy was, like, in the scene. And I go, he looks familiar, but I don't know what it was. But I'm walking and I have, like, a hat on and just my air.

[Heath]

Damn it.

[Matt]

Like a jacket. I look great. I was like. I was, like, glad with what I was wearing now.

[Heath]

You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to be at a background scene in a show and post it. Like, I'm in. Like, post a whole campaign. Like, hey, guys, make sure to check me out in theaters. And, like. But the date that it comes out, and you just see me in the background back for one second. Yeah, but a whole campaign, like, hey, guys, I'm doing a screening. Come on out.

[Mariah]

Yeah, that was my Uncle David for. What was the movie that he was in?

[Zane]

Dark. Scary.

[Mariah]

What the hell is the movie?

[Heath]

Damn it, Mariah.

[Mariah]

Wait, what's the one. What's the one Todd loves?

[Zane]

Oh, Wolf of Wall Street.

[Mariah]

Yeah. Wasn't it Wolf of Wall Street?

[Zane]

The.

[Mariah]

The scene where they're at Wall Street.

[Zane]

Oh, he was there.

[Matt]

What?

[Mariah]

And then he walks by and he, like. He sent it in the family group chat when it came out, and he, like, circled his bald head because he did the same thing. He just said. He kept walking up and down the street, and he was, like, walking behind the actors, and he's like, I'm just gonna keep.

[Heath]

Why haven't you told us this before?

[Mariah]

Like, three times.

[Heath]

No, you didn't.

[Matt]

That's cool. So just.

[Heath]

Just, like, your uncle lives in Miami.

[Matt]

What show it is? Patricia is also apparently in Pitch Perfect. Like, three.

[Mariah]

Oh, that's cool.

[Heath]

That's.

[Matt]

Yeah, she always says it, but I'm like, pull it up. Like, you're a liar. She was on set and there was, like, some background stuff, and. And she, like, you know, could be in it, but I don't think she's in it. She likes to say she's in the back.

[Heath]

Is it like. Like in a big crowd?

[Matt]

Yeah, it's like, in a big. A big crowd or it was like, in Vegas, I think. Also, Joe. Joe's wife Caitlyn. She's in. Now you see me in the background of like some of that stuff.

[Heath]

Oh, cool.

[Matt]

Yeah. Casey Anthony on TikTok.

[Heath]

Oh, did you guys see that? Casey Anthony posted her first tik tok.

[Matt]

Yeah, I mean a legal advocate. Been in the legal space for 10 years. How about you start the video with hi, my. I'm Casey Anthony. My daughter Kaylee Anthony was murdered and we've never found the killer and she's never been brought to justice.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Bring it up once. And is talking about herself and trying to promote a sub stack. Like you got to go to substack to.

[Heath]

To watch. To watch the full boo.

[Matt]

Who. Get her off.

[Heath]

Pretend that you're looking for your daughter. Pretend you're looking for the killer, right?

[Matt]

At least pretend. At least kill your daughter.

[Heath]

Craz. Where's her PR team? It's insane.

[Matt]

Unbelievable.

[Mariah]

It was not Wolf of Wall Street.

[Heath]

Oh, my God. What?

[Mariah]

It wasn't Wolf of Wall street because in my head, because I know Cameron Diaz was in his scene, so I thought the blonde and Wolf of Wall street was Cameron Diaz Killers.

[Heath]

It was a killer confused.

[Mariah]

It was what happens in Vegas.

[Matt]

Oh, I love that movie.

[Mariah]

But I'll show you, of course.

[Matt]

With Ashton Kutcher.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Mariah]

So that was. That was on me. My bad.

[Heath]

It's all right. It happens.

[Matt]

I love Cameron Diaz.

[Heath]

Did he send you the clip?

[Mariah]

Yeah. And of course he plays it in slow motion. It's just his bald head. That's his bald head. My first big break. How to get ahead.

[Heath]

How to get ahead in Hollywood.

[Mariah]

And then he's in this. So I got this confused because this is Wall Street.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

That's funny.

[Mariah]

So he's over here.

[Heath]

You didn't even see my big break. The Zoom In. Matt. It's still going. Same video. It's. It's just.

[Matt]

He is milking every moment he can.

[Zane]

He ate this.

[Heath]

The Zoom in is wild.

[Matt]

Is he in? Is he in the credits? I don't do background actors.

[Heath]

They don't get it. Yeah, no, no.

[Matt]

I would love to be in just the credits. Like, that's my name.

[Heath]

That's. That's me.

[Matt]

Apparently some animator on Inside out too. His name is Matt King. I was watching. I'm like, oh, there's a Matt King.

[Heath]

Oh, really?

[Matt]

I'm like, you were so great. Inside Out. Too bad. K. No respons. No response.

[Heath]

Did amazing. Oh, that doesn't feel good. You should have at least responded.

[Matt]

He's busy. He's an. He's an animator for Pixar. I doubt he's.

[Heath]

It takes three seconds to respond, and I'm sure he didn't get any other dms of people thanking him.

[Matt]

Yeah, Right.

[Heath]

You know what I mean?

[Matt]

From another Matt King.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Huh?

[Heath]

Like, go, go, go f yourself.

[Zane]

The other Matt King sent you a pair of his onsaway.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

His goggles, his little nightcap.

[Mariah]

Starting a collection.

[Matt]

I know.

[Mariah]

You should have a little get together. Like, getting to, like, 15 Matt Kings seems doing.

[Matt]

I wanted that retreat.

[Heath]

I love videos like that. I just want to see like that. I love the competitions that they have, like, look alikes. They never look like the actual person, but it's fun to see everybody get together.

[Matt]

It's fun. I think that's really fun. Less flash mobs, more look alike.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's fun. I can't believe they get that many together in one place like that. I'm sure they're flying in for it.

[Matt]

The lookalike contest.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I feel like they're in big cities where. Like New York, where everyone.

[Heath]

Yeah, but they'll have. They'll have this. They'll have the actual person come in too, sometimes, which is really Timothy Chalamet, I think.

[Matt]

Did she, like, showed up.

[Heath]

They were saying that he didn't even look like himself. Like somebody else looked more like him than he did. Yeah.

[Matt]

Because isn't it true that Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest and lost Dolly Parton.

[Zane]

Parton impersonation thing and lost to some other Dolly Parton as well.

[Heath]

That's so funny. But did she have, like, prosthetics or anything on? Or she, like, genuinely lost. Like, she looked like herself.

[Matt]

And just because Adele did that one time where Adele. She had a prosthetic nose on.

[Heath]

That's one of my favorite videos.

[Matt]

All she got up and started singing, and everyone was like, wait, is this her?

[Heath]

Like, no. They, like, immediately.

[Matt]

For me, though, I'd clock it right when I walk into the room.

[Heath]

Like, oh, yeah.

[Matt]

But I would. I probably wouldn't say anything because I understand they got to shoot something.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I probably would ham it up, but I think I can figure out if someone is, like, behind a map.

[Heath]

Another one that I liked is when the Kardashians all had prosthetics on and they were. They did a tour bus. Remember that? No, the Kardashians did a tour of us and they were like, oh, they.

[Matt]

Went on a tour bus.

[Heath]

Yeah. I think. I think this horror guy was saying something like, this is according to Kardashian's house. And. And you see one of them react like, no, it's not. It was like. It was. Was. It was really funny.

[Matt]

I love it. They make stuff up on those. Those.

[Zane]

Yeah. And that the people on the tour bus would never know. You can say this house is whoever's. Or something like, oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Like, I remember when I went on a tour bus when I was in high school out in la. The guy was like, oh, this is Kirsten Dunst car right here. I just saw her get out of it the other day, and I'm like, what? This is insane. Like, he just made that up. He's just pointing at a ramp.

[Heath]

Kirsten Dunce's car.

[Matt]

Yeah. Outside the Beverly Hills Hotel. Like, parked on the street. Like, wouldn't she valet?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Why would she be parked on the street?

[Zane]

Make it up. Nobody can challenge you.

[Matt]

Yeah. And then I remember they pointed out one house. It was like, Steven Spielberg's house or whatever. And then, you know, me and my own circumstances. I was like, that. That's not the house that.

[Heath]

That you raise.

[Matt]

It's a total lie.

[Heath]

It's funny that they still get away with it. People still pay for the buses and they're getting then taken around the city and the houses are not what they're saying it is.

[Mariah]

Because then do normal people who own those houses get harassed?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

They have that information.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Needs to be stopped.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You got something in your mustache.

[Zane]

It's dry skin.

[Matt]

Oh, no.

[Heath]

Oh, it's. It. You can't peel it off.

[Zane]

It's, like, underneath. Yeah. I just have. I don't know what it is, but.

[Matt]

It'S like some Aquaphor on it.

[Zane]

It doesn't help.

[Matt]

Oh, bummer.

[Zane]

It's like a. I don't know if it's an eczema spot or some sort of psoriasis, but it's always right here.

[Heath]

Oh, so that I have that in my. Like, in my right. Right nose all the time.

[Zane]

Really?

[Heath]

It's terrible.

[Zane]

Yeah. I've had it for a few years.

[Mariah]

The worst when you have, like, right nose.

[Matt]

It's the worst when you have an ingrown hair inside of your nose. I hate that. Like, your nose just, like, feels just sore. Yeah. This. Hate it.

[Zane]

Just like this one time I ripped.

[Heath]

All my hair like, I did. Why? Like, she waxed all my nose hairs out, and that was the worst thing for it. It, like, made it 10 times worse.

[Matt]

Oh, you need. No, nose hairs are important to have. Is it, like, germs, bacteria, all of it. It's just like a clean canal. It's just.

[Zane]

I knew that Mariah got me this nose hair trimmer that I'm obsessed with. It's manual. What it's like a little, you know, like a. A paper staple or a staple remover.

[Mariah]

How you like, this is exactly what it's like.

[Zane]

It's that same mechanism, but with like a little circle tip. And you pinch it like this up in there.

[Heath]

What?

[Matt]

And it.

[Zane]

Matt, it cuts it. Yes.

[Mariah]

Yeah. So it's not taking it from the root, which is good because it's protecting and stuff, but it is trimming.

[Zane]

And it's also not like hatching like the electric one where you're like, up in there. Like, you just literally go in like this. You squeeze it like two times.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Heath]

That's it.

[Zane]

Amazing.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it's really, really good. I got on Amazon because, like, once you use your electric ones, you realistically, you really don't want to charge that thing. Change the batteries if you have like, it's.

[Zane]

And also the electric ones, like, tickle and they like, buzz around and you.

[Matt]

Kind of like, do these.

[Zane]

You just go in like this. Just pinch, pinch, and it's done.

[Matt]

Cool.

[Zane]

I love it.

[Heath]

All right, I'm gonna get myself one.

[Mariah]

I'll get it for you.

[Matt]

I love so much manscaped one that just.

[Zane]

They just tickle me. Yeah, I don't like the sensation.

[Matt]

Sneezing. You're like, huh.

[Zane]

All right, guys. Well, that's it for the episode. We're gonna jump into the unwind, and if you don't have our patreon. Patreon.com Zane and Heath. We keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode. We also do a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q A every single, single month. It's a great time again. Patreon.com Zayn and Heath, if you want to check it out.

[Heath]

Amazing. I blacked out. I didn't know what you said, but all right, we'll see you unwind in five seconds. Love you. Have a good day. Have a good life.

[Mariah]

Have a good life.

[Zane]

Have a good life.

[Matt]

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