277: #277 - Guilty Food Pleasures

Summary

Episode Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode #277 "Guilty Food Pleasures"

Release Date: March 31, 2025

In Episode #277 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, hosts Zane and Heath delve into a variety of engaging topics ranging from personal health journeys to quirky food anecdotes and reflections on modern conveniences. This episode offers a candid and entertaining exploration of everyday pleasures and challenges, punctuated by humorous exchanges and insightful observations.

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1. Zane’s Journey to Quitting Vaping

Zane opens up about his experience quitting vaping, detailing the challenges and unexpected ease he encountered during his first week without it.

• Struggles and Successes:

  • Zane: "It's been a week. Yeah. 7. This is my seventh day today with no vape." [03:04]
  • Zane: "I was expecting it to be like, like hell on earth... but it's actually much easier than I thought it was going to be." [03:05]

• Managing Cravings:

  • Heath: "You have kicked the habit of smoking, and when you have a nicotine craving, you think about the gum first instead of looking for a vape." [05:05]
  • Zane: "When I think about taking a hit, it's so disgusting to me... It's like an adult pacifier." [05:45]

• Impact on Daily Life:

  • Zane: "People keep telling me to send in or do this, do that, do call, and I just can't do it. My brain is inactive right now." [03:51]
  • Heath: "You're likely to start seeing real benefits pretty soon." [64:37]

2. Travel Plans and Canon Camera Gear

Heath shares exciting news about an upcoming trip to Honolulu, highlighting the camera equipment gifted by Canon for content creation.

• Trip Details:

  • Heath: "We're going to Honolulu for four days with Canon. They gave me the R5 Mark II and some vlogging cameras to promote their new releases." [12:07]
  • Heath: "We thought of it as a pre-honeymoon vacation since we didn't get to do the honeymoon." [12:45]

• Zane’s Perspective:

  • Zane: "Look at this as a pre-honeymoon vacation. Very good." [12:38]

3. Food Adventures and Restaurant Experiences

The conversation shifts to a lighthearted discussion about favorite foods, restaurant practices, and nostalgic food memories.

• Favorite Snacks and Treats:

  • Zane: "I bought a fidget from Tick Tock Shop... it's not a rosary bead, but it helps me stop biting my nails." [02:53]
  • Heath: "If you see Twinkies in the house, somebody is going through it." [03:36]

• Restaurant Refills and Pizza Preferences:

  • Matt: "I just want free refills at every establishment." [24:46]
  • Heath: "Caesars had the best crazy bread, better than other major pizza chains." [29:16]
  • Zane: "Every time I see a Pizza Hut Express, I get shivers and have to buy a pizza." [28:16]

4. Modern Payment Solutions and Ethical Concerns

The hosts discuss the rise of installment payment services like Klarna, especially its recent partnership with DoorDash, and express concerns about the ethical implications of such financial models.

• Klarna and DoorDash Partnership:

  • Matt: "Klarna is now partnering with DoorDash to offer payment installments for food delivery." [20:57]
  • Zane: "It's a crazy business model where they hope people miss payments to make money." [21:02]

• Ethical Implications:

  • Heath: "It's unethical to offer credit for something as essential as food delivery." [21:10]
  • Matt: "This feels like a dark strategy, especially if people are already struggling financially." [21:10]

5. Bank Robberies: Then and Now

A nostalgic yet analytical segment where Zane, Heath, and Matt explore the evolution of bank robberies, comparing historical methods with modern-day challenges due to technological advancements.

• Historical Bank Robberies:

  • Zane: "In the late '80s and early '90s, bank robberies in LA were rampant, sometimes pulling off multiple heists in hours." [36:33]
  • Matt: "They pulled off nine bank robberies in four hours by confusing the cops with different masks." [37:05]

• Modern-Day Robberies:

  • Heath: "Now, with cameras and tracking technology, it's nearly impossible to pull off similar heists." [38:03]
  • Matt: "ATMs typically hold around $10,000, which isn't worth the risk compared to historical amounts." [35:47]

6. Genealogy and Family History Exploration

The hosts delve into the world of genealogy, discussing the pros and cons of services like 23andMe and Ancestry.com, and the desire to uncover deeper family histories.

• Using Genealogy Services:

  • Zane: "I'm curious to see what changes after quitting vaping, including any hidden family connections." [51:06]
  • Heath: "We should hire a genealogist to explore our family histories more deeply." [53:08]

• Challenges and Costs:

  • Matt: "Ancestry.com and 23andMe require ongoing payments, which can be frustrating for users." [51:18]
  • Heath: "It's unfair that accessing your family history requires continuous fees." [51:40]

7. Innovative Filmmaking Techniques

A discussion on modern filmmaking trends, particularly the use of single-take episodes in series and the artistic risks involved.

• One-Take Filming in Series:

  • Matt: "The show 'Adolescence' films every episode in one take, creating an intimate and intense viewing experience." [57:58]
  • Zane: "Filming an entire episode in one take is a risky move but can be very engaging if executed well." [57:04]

• Reflection on Movies:

  • Heath: "Movies like 'Here' use single-camera techniques to tell multigenerational stories within a single space." [55:32]
  • Matt: "I appreciate it as a piece of art, even if it bombed commercially." [57:30]

8. Closing Thoughts and Final Insights

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on personal growth, the impact of quitting habits, and the importance of appreciating everyday moments.

• Personal Growth:

  • Zane: "I'm excited to see how quitting vaping will improve my sleep and reduce brain fog." [64:09]
  • Heath: "Seeing the benefits of quitting will make you appreciate the positive changes." [64:37]

• Appreciating Daily Life:

  • Matt: "Watching how restaurants manage orders is fascinating and makes me appreciate their efficiency." [60:08]
  • Heath: "Open kitchens in restaurants build trust and show the effort behind the scenes." [61:35]

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Zane: "It's been a week. Yeah. 7. This is my seventh day today with no vape." [03:04]
• Heath: "If you see Twinkies in the house, somebody is going through it." [03:36]
• Matt: "Klarna is now partnering with DoorDash to offer payment installments for food delivery." [20:57]
• Zane: "Every time I see a Pizza Hut Express, I get shivers and have to buy a pizza." [28:16]
• Matt: "They pulled off nine bank robberies in four hours by confusing the cops with different masks." [37:05]
• Matt: "The show 'Adolescence' films every episode in one take, creating an intimate and intense viewing experience." [57:58]

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Conclusion

Episode #277 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered offers listeners a blend of personal anecdotes, thoughtful discussions on societal trends, and lighthearted banter about everyday joys and frustrations. From Zane's journey to quit vaping to reflections on modern banking security and innovative filmmaking, the hosts provide a comprehensive and engaging narrative that resonates with a wide audience. Whether exploring the ethics of payment solutions or reminiscing about old pizza chains, this episode captures the essence of unfiltered conversation and genuine camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Zayn]

Is those floss pcks empty?

[Matt]

Why do we have floss pics in there?

[Mariah]

Well, I thought we were going to have guests, so I just.

[Zayn]

We have.

[Mariah]

So I put like mints but I.

[Matt]

Feel like the guests wouldn't want to go like in there to like pee that next to us. They'd want to go.

[Heath]

It's like a get ready room.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Heath]

Touch ups.

[Matt]

You know who has the best get ready room of all time? Remy and Alicia.

[Zayn]

Oh yeah, I know.

[Matt]

They kill it pretty basic that. Yeah, there's such insane get ready.

[Zayn]

But hey, this. Hey, this is cool too.

[Matt]

It is, it is.

[Zayn]

This is very homey.

[Heath]

They have like 10 workers in the room. Also like while you're recording, like there's just like their team is legit.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's like a national broadcast. Like. Yeah, like every tons of employment going.

[Zayn]

I know, I know.

[Matt]

But wait, so those napkins are like a little fidget?

[Zayn]

Yeah, I actually just bought something from Tick Tock Shop. It was like these beads but. But it's in a. It's in a.

[Heath]

A rosary bead. No, no, no, no.

[Zayn]

It's not a rosary bead. But it's, it's, it was like 35 bucks for a. Like it was this big for 35 bucks. But it's like you play with the beads and like you separate it and then they go together.

[Matt]

Oh, it's not the ones where you pick out beads out of like a pre formed gel setting.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zayn]

I got. I'll grab it downstairs and I'll show you. But. Yes, that's it right there.

[Matt]

Oh, $30 for a fidget.

[Zayn]

Yeah, but it was really nice. I like it. I bought it. Honestly, it' not biting my nails anymore. That was mainly why I got that.

[Matt]

It's not a choking hazard, right?

[Zayn]

I don't care.

[Heath]

It's.

[Zayn]

I mean there's, there's two other adults that live here.

[Matt]

I know, but dogs.

[Zayn]

Oh, well, we don't have dogs.

[Matt]

Oh, right.

[Zayn]

You know.

[Matt]

Okay. How are you doing on your journey? Your journey?

[Zayn]

I'm on day.

[Matt]

Nine. Eight. Tell me it has to be more than a week.

[Zayn]

I started. Was it Tuesday morning?

[Matt]

So you're on day seven.

[Heath]

Are we talking about no nicotine or no vape?

[Zayn]

No vape.

[Matt]

Day 7. If you started on Monday. If you started Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

[Heath]

Today's a week.

[Zayn]

Oh, it's been a week. Yeah. 7. This is my seventh day today with no vape.

[Matt]

Flew by.

[Zayn]

It flew by. It's, it's, it's really. I was, I think it's much easier because I was expecting it to be like, like hell on earth. Like I was expecting it to be the worst thing I was ever going to go through, but it's actually much easier than I thought it was going to be. And, and being able to do like a little bit of nicotine gum here, it's, it's, it's been like super, super easy. I've just been really bad with like eating like snacks. Like, I've been snacking a lot because.

[Matt]

I just need a new fix. Yeah, I saw a box of Twinkies downstairs.

[Zayn]

No, that's bold.

[Matt]

I was like, who in the house is getting.

[Heath]

If you see Twinkies in the house, somebody is going through it.

[Zayn]

But I've been, my brain has like not been working though. I.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Zayn]

Like exhibit, exhibit A. It's. I'm supposed to be doing like, I. People keep telling me to like send in or do this, do that, do call, and I just can't do it. My brain is like inactive right now.

[Mariah]

It's booting though.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it's like wiring. It's rewiring itself right now and, and I'm, I'm like going through withdrawals without like realizing it. Like, my body, like, I'll wake up in like the first like four days. I was waking up in sweats every day. I had like crazy, crazy dreams. I'd wake up in like complete. Like was sweating from head to toe.

[Mariah]

Did you use the bedjet that now's the perfect.

[Zayn]

Now is the perfect time to use bad jet. It wasn't more I was hot. It was more just like my body was just like.

[Mariah]

Like I think it'll help like shock your system if you. Yeah. It's like a cold plunge.

[Heath]

And that was when you completely cut the nicotine. Did two days without nicotine. Like no gum at all.

[Zayn]

Yeah. So I'm like going back and forth right now. It's like when I really, really need it, I'll take like a little piece of the gum and just.

[Heath]

Right.

[Matt]

You gotta be crazy. You're not doing it as just like a ritualist.

[Zayn]

No, no. When I should be having Definitely not because I'm. I'm doing a. I'm. I'm going from like pretty much 150 milligrams of nicotine down to like 5.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

So it's a really big jump. And so in my brain I know that like, oh, I can have this if I absolutely need it. But I'm like, I try not to.

[Heath]

Yeah. It's good though. Like it. You have kicked the habit of a smoking of ape though like that you're completely good. And I, I talked to Zane the other day. I was like, are you like having any like cravings? And now he's saying when he has like the nicotine craving, he is thinking about the gum first as opposed to being like, where's my vape?

[Matt]

I'm not craving.

[Zayn]

So it's like now like when I think about like taking it and taking a hit. It's so disgusting to me. I like, I like, I believe I did that.

[Matt]

Good.

[Zayn]

I think we talked about. About this already. But I'll like see other people in restaurants hitting their vaping and it's so embarrassing. I'll look and be like, that's sad. That's disgusting. But I'll pull mine out and I'll do the same exact thing. Not anymore. It's almost like you're seeing a mirror and you're like, wow, this is like really sad and really embarrassing. And it's like, it's. It's like an adult pacifier. It's really.

[Matt]

Yeah. You feel like a child. You feel really?

[Zayn]

You feel. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

[Heath]

It's almost like grow up. You want to smoke, have a cigarette.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Zayn]

Cigarettes are just cooler. You know, you just have one or two cigarettes.

[Heath]

You know, like go for lunch for like one half hour, two half hour.

[Matt]

Chocolate or Something like a cigarette.

[Zayn]

One, two cigarette. And then I go back, and then I have another two, three, cigarette. I love.

[Matt]

I was thinking about you a lot over the weekend. Like, I was about to text you, like, are you still vape for. But I was gonna wait.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm. It's been. It's been easy, but, like, it. I did. I did experience drinking.

[Heath]

Oh, how did that go Saturday?

[Zayn]

I drank a little bit and it went well, I think. I wasn't craving a vape again. I was. I just wanted a little bit of gum.

[Heath]

Good.

[Matt]

Do you think because of your whole, like, fitness journey, knowing the discipline and the grind that that took?

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

Like, mentally, you know, that you accomplished something? You saw the results. You did it. You went over that mountain. This is just another mountain to climb. But because you've done it before that you believe in yourself, you could actually conquer this 100%.

[Zayn]

Because during the transformation, I was. I was so addicted to, like, eating just sugar and eating candy or chocolate. So I'd have to. I look at it, and then I would have to, like, avoid. I'd be like, I can't, I can't, I can't. So doing that for, like, seven months straight definitely helped me look at a vape and go, like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

[Matt]

Well, good.

[Zayn]

Very good. I know.

[Matt]

Let's run it.

[Zayn]

Let's run.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Rolla Rolla intro. It's coffee time, baby. Vape Free edition. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Mariah]

I'm Mariah.

[Zayn]

And you are experiencing this episode, this vape free. If you're smoking a vape right now, you should be on day seven because you should have started with me last week. So put that vape down and enjoy the episode. One whole hour.

[Heath]

Don't do it.

[Matt]

Don't do it.

[Zayn]

Yeah, No, I don't smoke for now. All of a sudden, he's like, vaping is disgusting. And if you vape, you are a sore loser.

[Heath]

Z, you are that person, though. Like, that would do something for, like, years and years. And then as soon as you stop, everybody that does it now, you're like, just like.

[Zayn]

It's really just weird and gross.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Sorry if you. And he's. If you still vape now. Sorry, that's like. That was, like 2020.

[Heath]

That's so old.

[Zayn]

So old. And I just feel bad for you and feel sorry for you.

[Heath]

Like, really grow up.

[Zayn]

Like, like, go grab a binky. And it's like the same thing. Gaga got your vapey.

[Matt]

I'm always so fascinated by binkies and how kids get so addicted to them.

[Zayn]

I get it.

[Matt]

Or like, and then I. I'm always. I get sucked into tick tocks where they're trying to get their kids, like, break the binky. Like, that's.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Of quitting the vape. Trying to get that baby to get off.

[Mariah]

A baby, like, poke a hole in the binky.

[Matt]

Yeah, they poke a hole or they cut like, the tip. So when they put it in their mouth, it just doesn't feel the same. And so then they're like, I don't like this anymore because it doesn't feel as good as the last time. But they can't really fully communicate that you cut this right. You did something different. Mom and dad, is it true that.

[Heath]

Like, the thumb sucking and stuff makes your teeth go forward?

[Mariah]

I was a th. Sucker.

[Matt]

It can.

[Heath]

It makes her, like. Like just the pressure constantly from doing that makes your teeth like.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it depends on how you're sucking your thumb. Like, a lot of people do it differently. Like, my sister just, like, hung it on the side of her mouth, but I was like, full thumb sucker where it gave me, like, a huge gap.

[Heath]

Oh, wow.

[Mariah]

But yeah, a lot of kids, like, their teeth will protrude.

[Matt]

Just sometimes parents will put, like, Tabasco on their, like, kid's thumb all the time.

[Mariah]

Oh, my mom chased me around with a knife.

[Heath]

That'll work too. Yeah.

[Mariah]

I'll never forget it. Every time she saw me.

[Zayn]

She going to cut your thumb off.

[Mariah]

She would run in the kitchen and chase me with a knife.

[Heath]

We don't use corporal punishment.

[Mariah]

Guess what I don't do anymore.

[Zayn]

I suck my. I'm surprised I wasn't a thumb sucker with how much I buy my nails.

[Heath]

You look like a thumb sucker.

[Mariah]

You are a condensed milk sucker.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Give it to me raw. Drip it down my gums. What? Give it to me raw. It was a raw condensed milk.

[Heath]

It's different time.

[Zayn]

Yeah. It was straight from the teeth.

[Mariah]

Enough.

[Zayn]

I know you guys don't watch it, but we. The newest episode of White Lotus just came out yesterday.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zayn]

And I always. And I. It just hit me yesterday while watching it that that pilot that we did, like, years ago where it was all of us and it was with a riff raff and all that the guy that was also there filming for that pilot was Patrick Haley Joel Osman. Patrick. No, Patrick Schwarzenegger.

[Heath]

Oh, Oh, I forgot about that.

[Zayn]

Yeah, he was. He was there. We saw him, like, doing White Lotus.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah. The new season. He's doing a great job.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah. It was like. I think it's his, like, first bit. I mean, he's done roles in the past, but this is, like, a big role.

[Matt]

He embodies the character very.

[Zayn]

He's very. Yeah. People are saying that Mike White, like, purposely hired because he's like. It's almost like real life.

[Matt]

Yeah. I guess, like, kind of is on paper.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Being Arnold Schwarzenegger's son. Just this privileged kind of rich kid.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

How many kids does he have?

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, that's him.

[Heath]

Two sons.

[Matt]

He has a dog. I think he is. Two. Well, three sons and two daughters. One's married to Chris Pratt. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maria Shriver, right?

[Zayn]

Maria Shriver.

[Matt]

They're not together anymore.

[Zayn]

Who is, like, what did she do? Was she just an actress?

[Matt]

Isn't she related to the Kennedys or.

[Zayn]

Why did I always hear her name in the past? Maria Shriver. Maria Shriver.

[Matt]

I mean, she was Arnold.

[Zayn]

That's it. But that's it.

[Matt]

Yeah, I think so.

[Zayn]

Huh.

[Matt]

I also think she was like. She comes from, like, a political family.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yes. He does a good job in that.

[Zayn]

Okay, cool. You're going to Hawaii tomorrow.

[Heath]

I am. We got to get back right after this episode and start packing. We have a very early morning flight. We're going to Honolulu.

[Matt]

All right.

[Heath]

We're going to be there for four days. We're going with Canon.

[Matt]

Oh, that's fun.

[Heath]

Go shoot some cool content.

[Matt]

To give you a camera.

[Heath]

Yes. So they did actually. They gave me the R5 mark two.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh.

[Heath]

And a couple other, like, little, like, vlogging cameras, like the smaller, like, little V10s and things like that. But it's to unveil their new cameras that they're releasing. So they wanted God bless you out there and do, like, some videos and promotion for the new cameras and stuff.

[Zayn]

Very good. Look at this as, like, a. A pre honeymoon honeymoon, uh, vacation.

[Heath]

That's exactly what we're thinking because, like, we didn't get to do the honeymoon. So, like, this is, like a destination honeymoon type thing. So. Whoa.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

I went and set my.

[Zayn]

Oh, my.

[Matt]

My.

[Heath]

My knee kicked.

[Zayn]

It's. Since you're out there for four days, it's important to, like, know that you don't have to do everything that Kanan's doing. If you want to like it take a day to, like, where you. You spend it.

[Heath]

The Two of you and just kind of go.

[Zayn]

Yeah. You don't do, like, everything.

[Heath]

I'm just so excited to sit by the water and have a pina colada.

[Zayn]

Oh, that sounds nice.

[Heath]

I just want that flavor.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

Oh, the. The coconut sunscreen flavor.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

It just makes you feel like you're on a tropical island, you know?

[Matt]

Honolulu is gorgeous. I've been a Waikiki, which is, like, basically part of.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Where did we go to Diamond Head. That's like, the beautiful, like, mountain that's right there at the end.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Waikiki. It's like an easy trail. You go to the top and stuff. But it's stunning views.

[Zayn]

We went to Maui.

[Heath]

I.

[Zayn]

Right. Where did we go?

[Mariah]

Yeah, we went to Maui.

[Zayn]

Maui, okay. All I remember was us driving so far to see that one track. Well, we were.

[Heath]

We were. We tried to go see the black sand.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And we were cutting it so close to go see it. And then having to make our flight that we drove, like, three hours to, like, go get there, and we never made it. So we were like, okay, we gotta turn around. So we didn't even end up doing anything.

[Zayn]

We drove all the way out there.

[Matt]

Jonah, like, throwing up or something.

[Heath]

Jonah got car sick. I think he ate, like, a bad cheeseburger, too.

[Zayn]

That was a really bad last day. It's just like, nothing happened. And we were just, like, driving the whole time.

[Heath]

The biggest waste. We also all got injured on that trip. I still have a finger because of that.

[Zayn]

Yeah, me too.

[Matt]

Because right here, slam ball, or what's it called? Bike ball.

[Heath]

I think every single person got injured playing that game. I was injured. Injured, bad.

[Matt]

Do you guys always. If you go somewhere, like, tropical and you, like, pick up seashells by the seashore, take the seashells home.

[Heath]

I used to, like, when I was younger, I would want to collect, like, little shells or rocks.

[Matt]

But I'm always scared of, like, curses, like. Or that you're taking something from. Oh, no, I didn't think about indigenous land and that. Like, it's going to haunt you. That episode of the Brady Bunch where, like, Greg has that, like, tiki necklace and it, like, curses him and stuff. No, I always think, like, things are cursed, so I shouldn't take anything from an island.

[Zayn]

But I think if it's for good reason. Not a good reason, but, like, as long as you're not, like, stealing something, I feel like they won't haunt you in a negative way.

[Matt]

Yeah, I guess a seashell is okay. Yeah. A tiny little one maybe, or, like, the little shark.

[Zayn]

Do you remember? I got you guys. Shark tooth. Shark tooth. Do you still have it?

[Mariah]

Of course.

[Zayn]

I need to find mine. I don't know where mine went.

[Matt]

Mine's in, I think, my computer.

[Heath]

You know what I just learned and I think it's so interesting. Turkeys don't have teeth, so they collect, like, rocks and pebbles and different, like little tiny stone bits. They keep it in their gizzard and they use that to grind up their food.

[Matt]

Oh, like in the gobbler.

[Heath]

So basically it's just this little sack of like, different rocks that polish themselves over time. The more they eat and the more it's like breaking down food. So every turkey from different regions has different little tiny rocks and pebbles in.

[Matt]

The gobbler in there. That's a fidget. I want to.

[Zayn]

Can I see.

[Heath]

So every area is different because of, like, the different rocks that would be naturally in those areas. So I saw this guy who collects different gizzard stones from turkeys that he's killed.

[Matt]

Gizard stones. That sounds like a bluegrass.

[Heath]

But there's, there's like, the ones from Florida have like little tiny seashells in it. It's just like a different makeup of rocks that they have in their gizzard.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Heath]

It's so fascinating. And I never knew about this, and I was like, that's really, really kind of cool.

[Zayn]

Imagine that's the only way you eat is you have to collect rocks, put it in your jaw, and you just gotta go. And you have to grind it to get your food to. Oh, my.

[Matt]

And yeah. What if you accidentally swallowed one?

[Zayn]

Exactly. But not only that, as a turkey, you have to also be prepared to get your head cut off and be eaten by a human. So like, all your life you're just like using your beak to fill up with pebbles and try to grind up your food and then you get killed one day.

[Matt]

You know, the turkey was almost our, like, national bird. Like, you know how the bald eagle represents America?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It was so close to being a turkey. Being a turkey. I think it was even Benjamin Franklin who was like, hey, guys, I think we should do a turkey. And there was a big debate, there was a big vote on it, and it ended up becoming the bald eagle. But turkey was close second.

[Zayn]

I wouldn't have minded the turkey being the.

[Matt]

But just imagine America. It's like America. Fuck yeah. But with the turkey.

[Zayn]

That'S.

[Matt]

But then I wonder, if it did become the national symbol of America, would we, like, stop eating turkeys? Cuz, like, no one's killing oh, that's true. Bald eagles. Would they become so sacred where it's like, got to come up with something else for things.

[Zayn]

Exactly. So Thanksgiving would have just been ham.

[Heath]

Eating the bald eagles.

[Matt]

Right. And have we talked about that before? That sometimes turkey legs at festivals are. Hamilton. What I saw, I saw a tick tock and this girl was like, turkey legs. A ham.

[Zayn]

Turkey legs are ham.

[Matt]

It's kind of pink, right? It is kind of pink. And she said she was out of a, you know, carnival, renaissance fair or something, and she was eating. It was like, this tastes just like ham. And talk to the guy and he's like, yeah, actually, sometimes, you know, when they run out of turkey legs, they go for ham as the alternative and still call it turkey legs, which is a little like. You got to disclose that because some people are very anti. Hey, you can't eat pork. Pork.

[Zayn]

Yeah, no, exactly. That's. Wow, that's crazy.

[Matt]

And then she was like, bringing up photos of, like, how turkey legs look, and you're like, there's no way that this meat is coming from a turkey. But then I saw some other evidence that was like, no, it's really coming from the leg of a turkey. It's just higher up because you think that their legs. It's like flamingos. You're really looking like the leg is higher up than you think. What is down here, if that makes sense.

[Zayn]

And it just hit me, like, I was thinking turkey legs. Like, turkey legs, like at a Thanksgiving. Like, like at your house. Like a dinner at your house. It just hit me. Turkey legs, like at a. At a theme park.

[Heath]

Yeah, like the. Like the giant turkey legs.

[Zayn]

Yeah. That tastes like ham, right?

[Matt]

So turkey legs are ham. And I'm not saying that's concrete, but next time you're at a carnival, double check and ask and give you that little leg a hard look to see if it is ham or not.

[Mariah]

Matt, I think that national birthing's a myth.

[Zayn]

What? Okay, fact.

[Heath]

There you go.

[Matt]

Story about Benjamin Franklin wanting the national bird to be a turkey is a myth. A false story began due to a letter Franklin wrote his daughter criticizing the original eagle design for the great seal, saying that it looked more like a turkey.

[Zayn]

You're wrong.

[Matt]

Who taught me that? That's clearly not. I was taught that you probably saw.

[Zayn]

A tick tock or something.

[Matt]

Actually, I feel like I may have, like, read it on the back of like a cereal box or.

[Zayn]

You saw.

[Matt]

Yeah, maybe it was a Reddit thing too.

[Zayn]

Hold on.

[Matt]

Oh, speaking of food, did you hear, you know that I Don't know if it's an app, but Klarna, you know, like Clara.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That's when you're checking out for something, it's going. Instead of paying for it now. Get it in four payments.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

No interest.

[Zayn]

Yeah. They have it for most things now where you can. Where you can pay in installments of four or three or whatever.

[Matt]

The latest partnership is with Doordash.

[Heath]

Like, so people are like, there's no.

[Matt]

Way credit lending for food, but. So you can be like, oh, yeah, maybe.

[Zayn]

Well, I mean, for food. I guess it makes sense for, like, companies that are paying to feed a lot of people, like on set, do you think?

[Matt]

I just think, like, if you're making people, like, pay on credit, like payment plans.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

For buying food, which is like a necessity to, like, it's.

[Zayn]

It's like a privilege to, like, be able to order. You're saying like it's a privilege to order food through an app?

[Heath]

No, no, no. It's the fact that they're doing payment installments for a food delivery. Like, you clearly, like, that's just. You just don't do it.

[Matt]

I. I think it's just. It's a little. Just unethical, sad, dark. I don't know if it's just for credit lending for, like food. I don't know if anything just screams we're in a recession.

[Zayn]

How's. And does the way Klarna work is that they charge to make money off it. They charge like an extra percent or something.

[Matt]

Not interest. But if you feel you miss it.

[Heath]

Then you get crazy interest.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

It's like interest free for like the.

[Zayn]

First six months or so they're doing it. Whatever. You know, people are gonna miss that.

[Heath]

Payment and then they're not gonna make it.

[Matt]

And then they get hoping that's what they're banking on.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Hoping for.

[Matt]

I've been apparently, you know, they're doing this right before they're about to apparently, like, announce their IPO Klarna and stuff. And it's just. It's just a silly thing where I feel like it's the one thing Klarna should not be doing is doordashing. Even though people are gonna be, I guess, leaning into that. But it's sad. Like a family who has no money and is like, like, okay, well, I'll just. We'll get a bunch of food for the family and I'll just. I promise I'll pay it. And it just puts people, I think.

[Zayn]

What a crazy business to have. Like, the only way we're gonna do well is that we have to hope that people missed our payments. Yeah, that's a crazy.

[Matt]

That's how a lot of like, lenders are basically.

[Mariah]

Look at how bad things are right now.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Like it's food.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Matt]

This new, like, modern twist that they're trying to just figure out and get people.

[Heath]

It's just to like, like squeeze people for more money just to still paying off.

[Matt]

Just like a seafood boil that you bought.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Matt]

I gotta make that payment that one night I ate really good. I just was very hungry.

[Zayn]

But they did. But you know what? They do make it really, like, appealing. Appealing. Like when you're checking out and you see like small.4 small payments of 3.99 to cover this doordash, it's just like, you know what that does? They make it pretty and purple right above the checkout.

[Heath]

Let me push it off a little bit.

[Matt]

Yeah, my wife won't know that. Like, it's just a small payment. She won't see that I spent this big chunk of change I would always do it for.

[Zayn]

I remember the only time I would ever do the install payments was for whenever I bought anything from Best Buy. They would have that option. Remember that?

[Heath]

Yeah, I remember I tried to get a Best Buy credit card as my first credit card and I got denied. And I was like, you know what? That made me so mad because they were like, you need to have a like, good credit to get approved for whatever. I was like, I don't have credit. Like, I've never.

[Matt]

Oh, right.

[Heath]

It was impossible to get like a first card without having credit history.

[Mariah]

Yeah. You just had to get lucky with your first credit card. I think mine was Victoria's Secret. I wasn't shocking.

[Zayn]

They just need like proof that you're paying something. Yeah.

[Mariah]

Word just got around. Like, I heard Victoria's Secret just handing out credit cards. So I was like, finally, I can get something. So I like bought something, paid it off, and then I was able to start.

[Zayn]

That's so crazy.

[Matt]

I remember like, I signed up for like a Macy's credit card. I was like 15. I go, oh, I can save like 100 bucks. Yeah, let's do it. And my. My mom got it mail. She goes, what did you do? You like when they are trying to sell you a credit card in a store, she's like, don't do it. Like, get it just a bank credit card. Like, yeah, it's just being that young and not having credit.

[Zayn]

So. But how does, like how. How does Macy's like putting out a credit card like that. How does that benefit them and the consumer?

[Matt]

Like, what's loyalty? So.

[Zayn]

Oh, just loyalty. They come back and they use.

[Matt]

Know you're a repeat customer at a certain store and you do have a credit card with that store.

[Zayn]

Yeah. And you only use that Macy's credit card at Macy's. You don't use it anywhere else.

[Matt]

You can use it at other places to earn Macy's points. But I would never do that. But if that's. What if Macy's purchases spark you joy? By all means. It's like having an airline credit card. You're using that places.

[Zayn]

That makes sense. If you travel a lot, it's like a great, great car to have.

[Matt]

Kind of interesting.

[Zayn]

I'd get like a door dash credit card because we. We doordash a lot. Post makes a lot.

[Heath]

I think Venmo has a credit card now too.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, they do. They PayPal had one too. PayPal credit card. Venmo credit card.

[Matt]

Well, speaking of going out to eat, you know what I just wish at every restaurant was just free refills. Give me a free refill.

[Zayn]

I think most of them do, right?

[Matt]

But there's nothing worse. When you're at a restaurant and you're sitting there, you're like, you. I'm. Have a Coke, please. And they go, and they bring you.

[Heath]

A can, and you.

[Matt]

And you see it from across the room and they're bringing out that can or, you know, get the bottle, and.

[Heath]

You'Re like, well, so mad.

[Matt]

And you just know every time.

[Heath]

That's so funny.

[Matt]

Haven't even got the fucking food. We're doing. We're doing chips and salsa. And of course I'm gonna finish that Coke first, and then I know I'm gonna have it for every course, Matt.

[Heath]

And it's great, too. They'll bring you the small little bottle, you know, the glass bottle, but the small. They'll bring that. And I'll just be like, absolutely.

[Zayn]

It's those fancy restaurants. They fucking. They'll bring out the little Coke and they'll charge you $8.

[Heath]

The Mexican restaurant we went to for your birthday, I ordered a Diet Coke there and they brought it out. And I was like, there's no way.

[Matt]

And I know damn well that the bartender over there has full Coke on tap because he has to be making drinks with, you know, Sprite, Coke, all of that. Why can't we just use that same system and not give me. I die on the inside every time I see that waiter bringing Up. I'm like.

[Zayn]

And you realize how little a can actually holds at a restaurant like that. When they bring out the can, you fill up your water, your cup. You're like, oh, wow. I drink four of these every time I'm out at a restaurant.

[Matt]

Really bad refills. I want free refills at every establishment.

[Zayn]

I just want a Chili's right now.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that cheese pull with that new mozzarella stick has been looking pretty good.

[Zayn]

So what?

[Matt]

The cheese pull?

[Zayn]

The cheese pull.

[Matt]

You get like, a mozzarella when this cheese stretches.

[Heath]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Zayn]

I'm sorry.

[Matt]

It might be a cheese pull. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Damn.

[Matt]

That one at Chili's looks pretty damn good right now.

[Zayn]

You know what? Chili should start serving. And I know it's like, it's. It's not the point Chili's, but they should start serving, like, pizza. I feel like they have really good pizza.

[Matt]

Maybe.

[Heath]

I think that's.

[Zayn]

I don't know. I think it's a great idea.

[Matt]

I gotta see what type of pizza it is because there's so many different.

[Zayn]

If it tastes like a 711 pizza, they're gonna be very successful.

[Heath]

I would have had the same reaction if you would have been like, chili should start serving baby back ribs. I would have been like, no, But.

[Matt]

Chili's does have baby backgrounds. I want my baby back, baby.

[Heath]

But if Zayn would have pitched that idea before they did it, I would have been like, I don't think that's a good idea. But they are good.

[Matt]

They are.

[Heath]

So you know what? Maybe they would have.

[Matt]

Good. Because pizza bread could work better. Like.

[Zayn]

Like a boat. Like. Like a cheesy boat.

[Matt]

Just a cheesy pizza bread.

[Zayn]

Before doing.

[Matt]

Turning the place into a pizza restaurant.

[Zayn]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Mariah]

Actually, flatbread.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

I like that. Like a little bruschetta moment.

[Matt]

Yes. I think that would kind of Bruscotta. What was one of the big fast food restaurants in, like, the 80s? They were doing weird back then in the 80s, but I think it was. It was either McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's. One of them had pizza. They did was.

[Zayn]

You're one of the three.

[Matt]

One of the three. And they had a whole, like, salad bar pizza thing. There was, like, spaghetti, Mexican pizza. I can't remember. Did McDonald's do a pizza then? It had to have been Wendy's or Burger.

[Zayn]

They did.

[Matt]

Oh, McDonald's did a pizza. They did.

[Zayn]

I do not remember that.

[Matt]

It was. Dude, it was before our time, before we would even remember.

[Zayn]

Really?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Interesting.

[Zayn]

Well, you know that tastes loud. The Mickey Pizza.

[Heath]

I would have done it.

[Zayn]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Heath]

That looks, I would have done it. The box looks pretty too.

[Zayn]

You know what triggers me? Every, it triggers me in like a positive way. Every time I see a Pizza Hut Express. The moment I see a Pizza Hut Express, immediately my body sends it to shivers and I have to go buy a pizza. I.

[Matt]

The little frozen one, the mini one is kind of nice. The mini one, the mini one.

[Zayn]

That's how they serve it. It's a mini Pizza Hut Express.

[Matt]

The secret, just with yourself, Mariah, you.

[Zayn]

Don'T, don't knock it. So you try it. I know, it looks terrible.

[Heath]

Open that little box.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

It sent shivers down my spine too.

[Zayn]

And right. They always cut it like this. It's never, it's never symmetrical, the slices. You always get one that's this big.

[Matt]

It's good at like a skating rink too. Yes. Like a bowling alley.

[Zayn]

They used to have them at every target. They'd have. Every target had a Pizza Hot Express.

[Heath]

We would get that and we'd also get an icy. The Blueberry Ice. The Blue Raz icy.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I know. Jordan's salivating. He. It's hitting his nerves. I see, look. I see Jordan.

[Matt]

You remember sometimes it's already like hot and ready to go and it's under the lamp. So you're like, you don't even need to do much. Just give me that over there and I'm out the door.

[Zayn]

Exactly, exactly. And there was something about it. And then I always get the breadsticks with it and extra marinara sauce. And the marinara sauce was hot.

[Heath]

I will, I will die on this hill. Caesars had the best crazy bread.

[Matt]

They still do.

[Heath]

Like better than other like major pizza chains and like sit down restaurants.

[Matt]

I have no problem with Little Caesars. I don't, I don't order it that much because I just worry about judgment of others. Like it's really hard to get like everybody on board. Like guys, a Little Caesars you don't want.

[Zayn]

It's very hard to get people on Little Caesars Train. Like if you're like if you're feeding for it for one night, it's really hard to get.

[Matt]

But if someone ordered Little Caesars, I'm like, woo, Caesars, baby.

[Zayn]

This is fun.

[Matt]

I got no issue with it. I got no issue.

[Zayn]

That's what we would do for in Florida. It was like either Little Caesars Hungry how, Remember that? Hungry how hungry? It was like Costco pizza. It was great.

[Matt]

Yes. Hungry how it's crazy.

[Heath]

My entire childhood, like, us going to get pizza was always Little Caesars. Always. It was always Little Caesars.

[Zayn]

Hell, no.

[Heath]

That blue pizza.

[Zayn]

What the hell is that?

[Matt]

I don't know. That looks like Mardi Gras. It looks like a king cake.

[Zayn]

Oh, you eat that like, you know. Oh, my God. Wait. That kind of. Kind of sucked, though.

[Matt]

I would try it. I'd have a bite.

[Mariah]

The crust looks like cement, like concrete.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

No, they had good pizza. It was very cheap. Very, very cheap. And.

[Mariah]

No, we believe you.

[Zayn]

It was, like, seven bucks for a pie.

[Mariah]

I could tell.

[Heath]

It was crazy.

[Matt]

Yeah. We get at Michigan. We I with hungry house.

[Zayn]

No, no, it was good.

[Matt]

But I. The one I'm always like, what is going on here? Is Hunt's Brothers. Like, you'll pull up at a gas station. It's like, we got Hunts Brothers pieces.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I can't even picture, but it's like, I've never seen Hunt's Brothers as its own establishment. It's like a gas station that is cooking up Hunts Brothers.

[Zayn]

I've never seen this brand.

[Mariah]

I've never heard of any of these.

[Matt]

Keep your eyes peeled. Next time you're on a road trip, you'll Hunts Brothers.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Heath]

In Tennessee, that's what my parents get for pizza. It's at the gas station. It's like, the only pizza that you can get.

[Zayn]

Your parents are gas station meal eaters?

[Heath]

Well, for pizza. It's the only pizza that they can get, like, anywhere near them.

[Zayn]

This is the only pizza that, like, in a gas station.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Damn.

[Matt]

They clearly have some type of partnership.

[Heath]

But also. Yeah, like, out there in, like, Tennessee and, like, places like that, like, their gas stations have, like, restaurant in it.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, you.

[Zayn]

I know that.

[Heath]

I've actual, like, really good food. Like, there's a burger joint that everybody goes to at this gas station that's, like. It's just good food.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Also, I feel like it's kind of a thing out here, too. There's a gas station by me that's got, like, a full taco restaurant inside of it. Like.

[Matt]

Yeah. They lean more into being like, a mart.

[Heath]

Like, then everybody wants to be Bucky's, you know, or a Wawa.

[Zayn]

I would love to see a Denny's and gas station, like, collab type.

[Heath]

It'd be fun.

[Matt]

I would say, like, the Denny's is, like, adjacent to a gas station, a parking lot. Like, you fill up your car and you can walk to a dentist, to a Dennis.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's in.

[Zayn]

When's the last time you went to a Denny's? Have you been to a Denny's recently?

[Matt]

I've been to one in the past, like five years for sure.

[Zayn]

How was it? The food? Good. Still?

[Matt]

Yeah, it was all right. It was all right. You can't go wrong with a grand slam breakfast.

[Zayn]

I don't know what it is. I always gravitate towards IHOP more than a Denny's.

[Matt]

Ihop. IHOP is like better seats. I think they have better seats.

[Heath]

Are so expensive.

[Zayn]

Ihop.

[Heath]

Yes, expensive.

[Zayn]

How much is there for.

[Heath]

For what it is like, compared to like Denny's prices? IHOP is very expensive.

[Zayn]

You gotta go hot chocolate. Also they got.

[Heath]

I read that just the value meal at Denny's is so much better.

[Matt]

True.

[Heath]

Like you get those eggs in a basket.

[Matt]

Oh yeah.

[Heath]

I love me a little egg in a basket.

[Zayn]

What's egg? What's an egg in a basket? Like a.

[Heath]

It's like hard boiled eggs. Like a piece of toast and then they cut a circle out of the center of it and then they crack an egg into it.

[Zayn]

That's a scam, literally. Just get eggs with a side of bread, you're losing more, you're losing food. They give it to you, they give.

[Heath]

It to you on the side. They're like, no, people will be pissed if we don't give them this.

[Zayn]

Like, how can we save food? How can we save food?

[Mariah]

I had this all the time for breakfast. My mom would make us this and it's so fun.

[Heath]

So yeah, it's fun.

[Zayn]

It's not good. It's just.

[Matt]

You can make it in an air fryer.

[Mariah]

Anybody? Yeah, you just take a cup and you cut out a circle.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Makes the presentation very nice.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I get it.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

Do bank robberies still happen like your.

[Mariah]

Typical, like I think more ATM robberies now?

[Heath]

We just had an ATM robbery down the street from us.

[Mariah]

We did at the target saying like.

[Matt]

Someone'S going up to an ATM and they get robbed during bring the transaction. What?

[Heath]

They blew it up.

[Matt]

They blew it in front of it off. Oh, ripped it off. Take it home.

[Mariah]

But I think are the new bank robbery.

[Matt]

But aren't the trackers on that?

[Heath]

Yeah, people are stupid.

[Zayn]

How much, how much is you, how much do you think are inside ATMs?

[Heath]

That's the most at one time. Maybe like $5,000.

[Zayn]

That's it.

[Matt]

Probably how much cash is typically in an ATM inside of it?

[Zayn]

Got it.

[Mariah]

Faster. 10,000, 20,000.

[Matt]

Oh, 10,020.

[Zayn]

That's, that's not worth it.

[Matt]

Paranoia like that CA is going to go fast.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Like if I'm, if I'm robbing an atm, I'm, I'm walking, I'm walking away with half a mil, you know.

[Matt]

Yeah. If I'm going to risk it.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Then I'm just fascinated by like bank robberies because well like I feel like in the 80s and 90s they're like in every film it's like get down on the ground. Give us all the cash. Where is it? And then there's also the different types of approaches where you just go in and you hand them a note and it's like give me all the money and I'm not going to make a fuss and I'll be right out the door. And then they give them the money and then they let them go.

[Zayn]

But.

[Matt]

But.

[Zayn]

And it's crazy how easy it was back then, like, how easy it was to get away with it because there was just no cameras. There was no, like, way to track anybody leaving the.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. And bank robberies, like, in the late 80s, early 90s in LA were crazy. The amount that were going on, I was reading.

[Zayn]

Because they'd get away with it.

[Matt]

Yeah. Malcolm Gladwell's book, the Tipping Point, there's this whole thing where these guys will. They were able. They pulled off nine bank robberies in Los Angeles in four hours, which is.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Zayn]

But one, like, where they separated, they.

[Matt]

Had, like, basically these guys got a bunch of other guys, like, rob the banks for them. And I think they made all the guys, like, kind of wear the same thing. And it kept confusing the cops of, like, where this guy was going, because then they were, like, focusing on one bank robbery, and they're like, no, the guy with the Yankee cap is now in this one. No, he's in this one. And they had never had any time. And it was this whole cat and mouse thing. And they, like, successfully pulled the whole heist off a bank robbing.

[Zayn]

That's insane.

[Mariah]

Wow. Los Angeles area bank robberies peaked in 1992 with 2600 incidences, and they decreased since then with 67 robberies in 2023.

[Heath]

That's a lot.

[Matt]

That's. Ton is right. So it's like, damn, like, I bet popular bank robbery stories. That's the thing is I'd be so pissed. Well, if I'm in a bank robbery situation, it's just like, everyone, get down on the ground. Let it pass. I just don't want to get held up here where I'm like, I had stuff to do today.

[Zayn]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Erin. I needed to go to the bank to do. I don't want to be held hostage for another six hours.

[Zayn]

But, like, imagine in that situation, like, look, just let me go. I will not say that you're in here. I really, really need to get something done right now. Can you just let me go?

[Matt]

And the worst I heard about, like, the reason why they went up really high because the worst thing the press did was report how much money was stolen and how much money was stolen in bank. Bank robbery was $400,000. So everybody, all the criminals were like, they got $400,000 for robbing that bank. We should pull.

[Heath]

They're calling up their boys like, yo, let's get together.

[Matt]

Let's buy some masks. And you in this down. And I've always wanted to Know if you know in that movie Good Time with Robert Pattinson, that brothers one where they do this silent. They put on the really skin realistic face. They give the note, put the money in the back bag will be out the door. They take the money. They then get in their getaway car and they're driving and then poof.

[Heath]

Oh yeah.

[Matt]

Blue powder everywhere. So then you become immediately like traceable or identified to who got it. But I'm like one. Does that technology exist?

[Zayn]

It does. Yeah. And that money, people know that money. You're not able to like, how do you get away with that?

[Matt]

It's die pack.

[Zayn]

It's stained. But like you, it's not used like you, you. They won't accept it. Banks won't accept that cash. Right. Like how does that work?

[Matt]

Probably that's exactly how it works. It's impossible to wipe off and it become. The money becomes useless.

[Zayn]

But like different businesses will probably take it. Right. If it's not like too.

[Matt]

I bet somebody would try to figure it out and get it off your hands for sure.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I think, I think it's more to trace where it got like where it went.

[Matt]

Right?

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So if this guy then goes like, okay, I go to like use it or like, like put the money in a b. Like you can't like really do anything with it without drawing attention to it.

[Zayn]

Exactly. And but like as. Do you think as like a. Like for instance a gas station owner, if he saw that money in his head, would he go this like the amount of die that's.

[Heath]

I wouldn't want to accept it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Of course they like a fully like blue hundred.

[Zayn]

You wouldn't accept it. But like, is that something you would even like call in like, hey, I just received money. It has blue powder all on the. I don't know. Is that like something people would keep an eye out for?

[Matt]

Probably.

[Heath]

What I wish. I wish I could have been around during like the wild, wild west bank robberies. Because that. That's different. If I was born during that time, I100 would have loved to be like the outlaw bank robber. Just like you're on a horse.

[Zayn]

Why can't I even picture a wild west bank robbery?

[Heath]

Sack of money? Like, like.

[Matt]

Yeah, they're shoot. They're shooting guns off, celebrating.

[Heath]

Horse goes up in the air. You're leaning back.

[Matt]

Don't try to be a hero. I'm running this town. Bang, bang, bang.

[Mariah]

They got like a bar of soap and a sock.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

A pool ball. Yeah.

[Mariah]

Knocking everyone out down the.

[Zayn]

That wouldn't even really? Like a wild west bank like that how?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. Just give me all the money in the vault.

[Zayn]

You would just need security everywhere.

[Matt]

It's just gold. Gold bars.

[Heath]

I just found out recently, like, within the past year, that my dad is related to this famous wild west bank.

[Matt]

Robbing trio of brothers kissing Kate Barlow.

[Zayn]

Yeah, right.

[Heath]

I forget their names, but it's like the Something brothers. And it's my grandma's cousins.

[Matt]

Wow. Did they get caught? Did they ever go down? They did.

[Zayn]

The Dalton brothers.

[Heath]

Brothers. That's. That's like my great cousins. Oh, there's like, movies about him too.

[Matt]

I think my criminal dream would not be robbing a bank, but it would be escaping jail. Like, because I don't feel like anyone's really being harmed. I'm not putting a gun in anyone's face saying, give me. I'm just trying to be as clever as I can and figuring out how to escape.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Knowing when this shifts are getting moved, when there's the light down at the end of the hallway and when it flickers, getting into the depths of the night.

[Zayn]

You know that scene that they always saw every bank robbery movie they filmed the scene where they all get in the car and they're leaving and they're like. Like that rush that they get leaving a bank with the money. They. They all film it exactly the same. They pit. Pull off their mask and they're like, freaking, wow. The rush. Oh, it's such a funny scene that they all felt.

[Heath]

I don't think we'll ever feel that excitement. Like, what that feels like.

[Zayn]

I. I feel like I can. Like, I can feel that.

[Matt]

Wait, wait. The excitement that you got away with something.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You get away with feeling of running out with, like, a million dollars cash from a bank robbery that you just held up, like. And now you're in the getaway car fleeing the scene.

[Zayn]

You probably feel really good because you didn't hurt. You didn't hurt anybody, but you're able to leave the bank.

[Heath]

Feels like. Like you're saying that.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Wow.

[Matt]

Oh, my rush in my high would be like the end of Shawshank Redemption where he breaks out of jail and he gets in. I feel like he steals, like, banknotes or money from, like, the corrupt Warren. And then he meets up with Morgan Freeman at the end, and they're on the beach together and they're just best friends reunited and they finally have their freedom. That's. That's what I want. Just that scene where they see each other on the beach. We're. I don't know, that's my high of like, gosh, I got out of the jail, I need something. I'm just wrongfully there for. And I have my freedom and a bunch of money in my pocket. That's pretty nice. And what was I thinking about? Yeah, just escaping. Just chiseling out a wall. Like escape about, you know, Alcatraz. Have you ever been there?

[Heath]

It's the island.

[Matt]

It's the island that's all in outside of San Francisco. But like, how many people tried to escape Alcatraz? Because the body of water, when you.

[Heath]

Look at it, it doesn't look that bad, right?

[Matt]

No. You think you could fucking swim it. But everybody like who has tried to swam it drowned. But every year, apparently though professional swimmers can do it. Oh, I think they do like a big kind of not triathlon thing, but a swimming competition.

[Zayn]

You know, like they drown. They can't even.

[Matt]

They even make no prisoners back then. Because that's the thing about Alcatraz. You are looking and you can hear the nightlife of San Francisco from that.

[Heath]

Jail when you're look that far away, like. But then probably when you're in the water and you're actually swimming it, it's probably insane to try to cramp up.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

If you got like handcuffs and.

[Matt]

Yeah. Because you're not swimming at jail. You've been in there for like three years. You haven't swam in years. And then.

[Zayn]

Yeah, but that's true.

[Matt]

That's what some prisoners did was that they stole a bunch of tarp from like rain jackets and then over the course of months. Months. Sewed those all together, made like an inflatable raft and tried to use that. And I think they drowned.

[Heath]

Look up how far the swim is like to swim to the alcohol.

[Matt]

But it's hard because also occurrence Bay of San Francisco. So there is like, it's not still water.

[Zayn]

You would just assume that it's going. It's going to the side one way. Like I don't think it's going up or down.

[Matt]

You would know an angle to like at least get yourself.

[Zayn]

Exactly.

[Matt]

But it's so tempting. Okay.

[Heath]

1.25 miles.

[Zayn]

Dan, that's a, that's. That's four to swim.

[Heath]

I would not want us.

[Matt]

Well, because like one mile is like if you did, it's a hundred meter relay.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

Isn't 1 mile 400 meters and you're probably.

[Zayn]

And you're escaping.

[Matt]

I'm wrong.

[Heath]

I don't think so.

[Matt]

No, I'm wrong. So that's like swimming a racetrack four times right.

[Heath]

A lot.

[Matt]

Or 50 meter relay. Like Olympic size swimming pool. Going back four times is one mile. Mile.

[Zayn]

Right, sure.

[Matt]

100 meters there. Wait, wait. I'm so dumb. No, it's not.

[Zayn]

It's just, it's just a, a mile and a quarter. That's it. And then also you're thinking about when are you escaping? You're escaping at night, right? Most likely escaping at night and at night is like the winds are probably even the current is crazier.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

You gotta worry about sharks.

[Matt]

Sharks.

[Heath]

I think it is shark infested.

[Matt]

You think so?

[Heath]

I think so.

[Zayn]

Not far into. Not by shore, but like by the island.

[Heath]

I'm sure great white sharks have been observed in the waters near Alcatraz.

[Zayn]

There's no record of a shark attack on humans in the bay. The real dangers are the cold water.

[Matt]

That's the scariest thing about. Once you get bit by a shark, your body just goes into complete shock.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like you can't, like you can't think, oh, my arm's off, I gotta keep swimming and get out of it. You're just like, like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And then you just get bit again and then you're just like pet. Then you pass out like hell. No, I couldn't, I couldn't imagine.

[Heath]

I don't like that.

[Matt]

No, I like it.

[Heath]

I like it.

[Matt]

Don't kill it in the water. That's the shark's house.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Honestly, shark's house.

[Matt]

I don't mind taking a.

[Zayn]

Can you eat shark? Do people eat shark?

[Matt]

Shark fin soup.

[Zayn]

Like shark soup. Oh yeah.

[Matt]

But I don't know, I feel like it's like a little in here.

[Zayn]

Humane or inhumane? They eat us.

[Matt]

True.

[Zayn]

Why can we eat them?

[Matt]

I don't know. They're a big predator. You got to support the ecosystem.

[Zayn]

Like a shark sushi. Shark sushi.

[Heath]

Sushi.

[Zayn]

Shark sushi would be good.

[Matt]

Did you know that like if you're an actor and you like suddenly start getting famous, you can't like share the name of another like big actor.

[Zayn]

So what do you mean?

[Matt]

Like Michael B. Jordan is. Can't go by Michael Jordan. Katy Perry used to go by Katie Hudson when she first started. But because of Kate Hudson, she had to change her name to Katy Perry.

[Zayn]

Oh, if someone's famous before you with that name, you have to change it.

[Matt]

You have to change it.

[Zayn]

Makes sense because like I'm sure their name is like trademarked or they like confusing.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's like the whole like actors union. Like you can't be like credited as like the same name as somebody else in like acting world. And even like Michael Keaton. His real name is Michael Douglas, but because of the actor Michael Douglas, he couldn't go by that. So he just went down like a phone book and you have to give them three alternatives for them to pick. Yeah, like, I guess you type it in and see if it works or not. So Michael Keaton was just going on the phone book and saw Michael Keaton and said, okay, I'll go by Michael Keaton.

[Zayn]

Wow.

[Matt]

So some Michael Keaton's out there and Michael Keaton took his name because he just needed a unique name. Michael J. Fox, he's another one as well. I just thought that is interesting. I feel like you guys, you have pretty independent names.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah. I mean, nobody's. No actor will have.

[Matt]

But for me, there's that English actor who has Matt King. I feel like if I got new.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, you'll have to change my name.

[Matt]

But I mean, Matthew.

[Zayn]

But you, you. You're already of status with your name, though. All these years. I feel like it'd be hard for you to change it.

[Matt]

I'd be an exemption.

[Zayn]

I think you'd be an exemption because what other. You said there's. There's a Mac King out there that's an actor. Yeah, big actor.

[Matt]

He's a British comedian. Like, he's been in, like.

[Zayn]

But. But how long has he been doing this for?

[Matt]

Long. Longer than me.

[Zayn]

Longer than you.

[Matt]

He's 55. Like, if you google Matt King, usually he comes up before. Yeah, him.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Matt]

But it's always a combo of the both of us.

[Zayn]

Well, you have two pictures. He has one. So I don't know.

[Matt]

I feel like Shannon Ford's podcast is linked.

[Zayn]

All right, Matt, Matt. Look, he's 57. You just gotta just pray he.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. So if they die off, do you still get like.

[Zayn]

Yeah, they die off and then you take his name. His name.

[Matt]

I'm just so curious if he knows who I am, but he probably does.

[Zayn]

I mean, he's definitely seen your face. He typed. I'm sure he's typed his name in and seen you and like, who the is this guy?

[Matt]

So I would just go by Matt Ryan King, I guess.

[Zayn]

No, just Matt Ryan.

[Matt]

Matthew King.

[Heath]

Matt Ryan.

[Zayn]

Matt Ryan. Sounds good.

[Matt]

That's a football player, though.

[Heath]

Oh, there's always somebody.

[Zayn]

King. Matt King.

[Matt]

Matt. Really switch it up.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Give myself that notability already.

[Zayn]

Or just do Maddie K. K. Maddie.

[Heath]

K. Maddie K. Maddy K. Raps.

[Matt]

How is Maddie B. Doing? Maddie B Raps.

[Zayn]

I think he's great.

[Heath]

I haven't seen an update on him.

[Mariah]

Probably actually does a lot of content with his sister. It's really cute. Hold on.

[Zayn]

That is not him.

[Mariah]

That's Maddie.

[Matt]

B.

[Mariah]

What do you mean?

[Zayn]

Oh my God.

[Matt]

Speaking of like passing away, I hate it where when you pull up Tick Tock and you go to search, they have like trending topics and it's always like some celebrity who's passed away and they're not dead.

[Zayn]

What do you mean?

[Heath]

Fake tick tocks of people that passed away all the time.

[Matt]

I think they need to crack down on it because I don't like it. Like you know when you go to the search bar and it has just like recent. It could be like your recent searches but like trending.

[Heath]

It's in red.

[Matt]

It's in red and it has the little stock market symbol kind of thing going up. Today it was like Joe Gado dead. And I'm like, what?

[Zayn]

Joe Gato passed away?

[Matt]

Yeah, right. Yours says that right now. But he's not. He's getting canceled right now. But.

[Zayn]

Oh, okay. So it's.

[Matt]

But they do it. They did it for Joshua Block, the little world of T shirts kid the other day. And I'm like, can Tick Tock just figure out if suddenly it's trending and someone's passed away? Can one person at the office just verify that it's not dead and that is a trending topic?

[Zayn]

It's only because it just seems like real. It's like just the fact that it's right there in search but this trending for years.

[Matt]

And I'm so surprised no one at Tick Tock is like, yeah, I'm surprised.

[Zayn]

You know what? I'm surprised. I never like noticed that 23andMe files for bankruptcy. Bankruptcy?

[Matt]

No. Oh, really?

[Zayn]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Well, I guess it's kind of a one time thing. Once you do 23andMe, you're not going to be paying for anything more. You have to trust that more people.

[Zayn]

That's true. But apparently didn't. Wasn't there a thing. They're selling the data but that's that Everybody does that.

[Heath]

You know what pisses me off? How much Ancestry.com is and that you have to pay monthly on it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And then your family disappears.

[Matt]

It's still there.

[Heath]

Yeah, but you can't like doing it.

[Matt]

Like you like you just download it all in that one time.

[Heath]

But I know, but like it should be a one time payment. Let me pay 25 bucks and like make my Account and let me just have access to it.

[Matt]

Is it Ancestry.com owned by the Mormon Church?

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Matt]

I know that the Mormons were fantastic about keeping all of like the genealogy records, like historically, but I think they do partially own it. But that, yeah, Ancestry.com, come on, to figure out your own history is a little like, I think anyone's entitled to that.

[Heath]

Let me just like, like one time payment.

[Mariah]

That's for my parents anniversary. Me and my siblings were bringing a genealogist to the house for any unanswered questions that they have.

[Matt]

Oh, cool.

[Zayn]

A genial. A genealogist.

[Matt]

Like a someone who specializes family history and stuff.

[Heath]

Like you can, you can hire somebody to like tell you and do a deep, deep dive on your family.

[Zayn]

Same thing. I, I, I never asked them, but same with my dad. My dad was the only one out of like, like his entire family that like moved to America. He was like 18 or something.

[Heath]

Find out like, why, like what?

[Zayn]

Oh, I will now.

[Matt]

I just want to know I'm related to that. I also may know. You know how they have these celebrity shows where they trace down their ancestry and they sit down and they let Ashley Tisdale know that she's related to Austin Butler? Yeah, yeah. Okay. That would be really fun if we found that out. Why can't ancestry just do a little tap, tap thing and just, just bloop, bloop, say all the connections. I don't get why it's held to just these astute people. Yeah, do it maybe. But then, I don't know, who knows?

[Zayn]

Maybe we can get it. We just have to.

[Heath]

They probably had a genealogist, like professional person. Do it.

[Matt]

Do it.

[Heath]

We should do that. Actually. That's a good idea.

[Zayn]

That is a really good, like have.

[Heath]

Have somebody do it for each of us.

[Zayn]

Who do you think would have the most famous person attached to them?

[Heath]

Danielle Vergoli.

[Zayn]

Yeah. No, it could be someone bigger than that. That's someone we know. But imagine someone we don't know.

[Heath]

Know, like. No, I, I, what I think is cool, like people like from decades ago.

[Zayn]

That's what I'm saying.

[Heath]

Yeah, you're related to George Washington or something like that would be cool.

[Zayn]

That'd be crazy.

[Matt]

So sick. That would be really badass to find out.

[Zayn]

How much, how much would that cost.

[Heath]

You'Re related to, like really get that information.

[Matt]

How old do you have like really old photos of like 1900s of your families? Of course. It's crazy. We have one like in our house of them just like at their Farm. You know, they're just doing stairs. And it's the original photograph, and it's just wild that it's hung up. Have we talked about this?

[Heath]

I don't think so.

[Matt]

It's wild. Like, little do they know in the year, 125 years later, they. Their picture still hung up on a wall, and you're not forgotten in the box. But now our kids are 125 years now. Like, we're gonna be like. It's like, the least noble, like, great picture ever.

[Zayn]

The mirror. The Mirror song is like, you guys are taking mirror, mirror pictures.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zayn]

It's so embarrassing. So embarrassing.

[Heath]

It's also interesting to think about the fact that, like, they all look like that and they're so, like, serious because they had to stay in that position for so long for the photo to take.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I always thought it was just, like, they were different, like, just didn't have fun. I always saw the photos. I'm like, damn, they look miserable.

[Matt]

Just like lead poison.

[Heath]

But, like, they had to just, like. Like.

[Mariah]

And cameras.

[Matt]

I. I know I could at least hold a smile, though, for I think.

[Heath]

I love seeing footage from, like, early 1900s.

[Matt]

Have you guys seen that movie that came out recently with, like, Tom Hanks and Robin Wright? And it's called Here, but the whole movie takes place in just, like, kind of a living room, but over the course of, like, hundreds of years, like, it's. It's really beautiful, but the gim. It's. I'll say some of it, you're like, this is a little too on the nose, but it's really beautiful because it starts with a piece of land, the Ice age everything. And then Native Americans and then the colonial days and Benjamin Franklin moving across street. And then the house gets built, and you see a couple that lived in it, and the 1920s, you see a couple that lives in the 40s, and then it's the 50s.

[Zayn]

This is one movie.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Mariah]

This is new.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's on Netflix.

[Mariah]

How does he look? So young.

[Matt]

The CGI that they do for their faces where Tom hanks is, like, 18 years old and Robin Wright is 18. It's incredibly impressive.

[Mariah]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

The whole thing kind of feels like a big kind of Hallmark commercial. So I wouldn't say it's like, a masterpiece, but it's really beautiful. Just seeing it all takes place. Mariah, you would actually love this movie.

[Heath]

He looks so young because it.

[Matt]

It, like, hops around where it's like Christmas in the 50s, and then it's like Christmas in the 80s. And then it's like.

[Zayn]

And they hit it on the. They. They hit it on the nose with, like, all this. Like, all these time.

[Matt]

Yes. The story is just like, how beautiful. We're all experiencing life in an ever changing, changing spot in time. Like, obviously, that was my grandma's house.

[Zayn]

When I was a kid. Oh.

[Matt]

The whole movie is this angle. It does not change, but it moves around throughout it. Over. What do you mean the angle doesn't move the entire movie?

[Heath]

It's one steady shot.

[Matt]

Steady shot. How long is like an hour and a half.

[Zayn]

But that's wild.

[Matt]

They do this really kind of cool way of cutting into. They'll show a frame of maybe this we're about to go into the future. Maybe we're going into the past. And they start clipping it in and they do some creative choices in it to where it doesn't feel too fatiguing.

[Zayn]

Can we watch the trailer? Is that something you watch the trailer for?

[Matt]

Sure. You can watch the trailer. I don't know if we get flagged.

[Zayn]

Well, no, no, I'm not saying now. I'm saying, like.

[Matt]

Yeah, Yeah. I remember seeing trailers for it in the theaters, and I was like, that looks really cool. I don't know if I would enjoy that that much in a theater. It's kind of nice to, like, have on. But it's the same director as the guy did Forrest Gump, so that's why he has Tom Hanks and Robin Wright, like, back in it.

[Heath]

It.

[Matt]

And it's just cool. You know, you love old houses. The people who used to live in it before.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Matt]

This. That's really brings that type of vision to life of, like, all the lives that are lived in the same space and time and what is a home and are.

[Zayn]

I just can't believe they, like. They're. They're like, let's. We're gonna do one angle and the whole movie, one angle.

[Matt]

It's such.

[Zayn]

It's such a risky move.

[Matt]

It is.

[Zayn]

It's such a risk.

[Matt]

And it kind of bombed. It has mixed reviews because people just.

[Zayn]

Feel like it's not gonna be a perfect movie again. It's, like, filmed in one angle.

[Matt]

I view it more as, like, a piece of art. Like.

[Zayn]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Entertainment Ride. But if you're. If you fuck with the concept, you'll be so hooked by watching it all unfold.

[Zayn]

There's a. There's a show that just came on Netflix called Adolescence. Every episode is filmed one take. Oh, every episode.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zayn]

In the season is filmed in one take. Like, the Hour episode.

[Matt]

Visually, you can tell kind of maybe like they will cut it if it passes through a doorway.

[Zayn]

But it's pretty much one take in the whole.

[Matt]

The whole show. Just to give you the skinny. It's about like this little kid who's being accused of murder. Murder. And his parents are like, did you or did you not do it? And it just is all unfolding, but.

[Zayn]

They'Re in like different locations. And it's. It's a one take.

[Matt]

And because it's one take, like it doesn't cut to you saying something in her. It's like kind of back and forth and you feel like you're watching something you shouldn't.

[Zayn]

Like a live. Yeah.

[Matt]

So intimate with it. It's. I'm only on episode two or three. Yeah.

[Zayn]

And dude, it's so like imagine filming for 45 minutes and then they up someone up a line and like, all right, take one. And they have to start all over again. Like you have to. It has to be perfect.

[Matt]

And the creation.

[Heath]

What was that one war movie?

[Matt]

Seventeen.

[Heath]

It's like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's filmed like that. Yeah.

[Matt]

Not as epic.

[Zayn]

Not. And not every. It's not one take. The whole. It's a very long.

[Matt]

It's a murder crime drama. Like a lot of interrogations and scenes like that. Yeah. But. Oh, in very eye opening too. What it's like having a kid in these days. Like you sometimes think that even us. I feel like we've talked about this recently where we feel like, oh, we're so digitally in the know. We think that we can really understand our kids. Maybe in the future. Nah, it's like. It's this whole different level.

[Mariah]

They're already years ahead of us.

[Matt]

How kids are communicating these days, things that they're seeing online, how it's alternating the way they're thinking, altering the way they're thinking.

[Zayn]

Like, the parents are just like, this is not even that big of a deal. But it is a big deal for like these kids.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

With the. That's like going on online.

[Matt]

Yeah. And Stephen Graham, like half wrote it and like directed it. The dad in it.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. He also does another movie called Boiling Point. Or is it Burnt Boiling Point.

[Zayn]

What is. What was that again?

[Matt]

There's one with Bradley Cooper and there's one with him. And the posters look identical, but one is a whole shot movie. But it's all at a restaurant and just this drama going.

[Zayn]

Yeah, good name for a drama restaurant.

[Matt]

On getting to that boiling point, you know?

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

I'm always. I just impress at restaurants that they're able just to make it happen. You're ordering food, and if they got so many different orders, and they're still making it happen back there.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, it's just kind of magic. The green peas already we got the mashed potatoes, all this stuff. Like, they're doing stuff to orders, and it's just. There's enough people back there, things are.

[Heath]

Ready when they're supposed to be, and your food is all coming out at the same time.

[Matt]

That's what's so fun about just Patricia's dad owning a hamburger place. Like, every time I'm there, I'm always going in the back. Just, like, watching them do it, because I just want to see how everything, how the sauce is made.

[Zayn]

Oh, man. But then you. But you realize how, like, some restaurants are so gross. Like, I worked at a, at this restaurant, and I. It shut down for a reason. Right. Just. But just being back there, seeing how some stuff were handled, it's disgusting. So they, it gives, it makes you appreciate, like, restaurants that actually, it makes.

[Heath]

You not want to eat, like, out at restaurants.

[Zayn]

Like, or it makes you want to, like, think twice about, like, eating out of restaurants. Like, you want to, like, kind of look around and, like, you walk in, look at the kitchen. I don't know. Like, you can kind of, like, get a good sense of what places are clean and what places, like, actually care about, like, the way they're handling their food.

[Heath]

I think that's why a lot of restaurants now, you'll see that the full kitchen is open. Like, they're making it.

[Zayn]

I love that.

[Heath]

Making an effort and, like, a point to have the whole, whole kitchen staff, like, working and be, like, visible to, like, the customers.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Because it puts them more on the spot. Like, oh, I need to. Yeah, that's got a lot of, like, a lot of. I'm seeing a lot of, like, chains do that too. Like, habit does that. It's really.

[Matt]

Like, Krispy Kreme was the first one on that, though. You be up on that window, your face just smushed.

[Heath]

Everybody was nosy. I wanted to see them donuts.

[Matt]

You wanted to see that don't up flip. Right. And it fries up. You're like. And it goes under that just waterfall a glaze. You're just like, yeah, I, I, I.

[Zayn]

I want to be like, is it crazy to ask for a. Like, I want to, like, be on, like, you want to take a ride? I want to take a ride. I want to be glazed from head to toe. That'd be A good video.

[Matt]

You know, I was thinking this, like, if you were like, the richest person in the world, like, $100 billion, I'd.

[Zayn]

Have that made in my.

[Matt]

Well, like, I was thinking about. I was just getting ready, and I'm like, God, it's just so annoying, like, every day, like, having to put on your facial moisturizer. Having to, like, you know, like, brush your teeth. Just. You have to do all the physical body maintenance. If I was just the richest person in the world. But then this sounds like I just want servants. But you just, like, you go lay and they just like, well, that's called.

[Zayn]

It's called the facial. A facial.

[Heath]

No, like, somebody to brush their teeth.

[Matt]

For him, like, shower, and you're just like, put on. Brush my teeth for me and just, like, ensure that.

[Zayn]

Well, they do have that. You just have to be like a vegetable. Like you. You literally have to. Yeah. Immobile.

[Matt]

Just do it all. I don't want. Because I'm just always like, God, you put on body lotion. You're just like, having to do all this. I'm like, dude, the richest rich of people have to do all this annoying little stuff.

[Zayn]

Yeah, they do.

[Matt]

I think they do still do it.

[Zayn]

Well, I mean, if they're really old. Yeah.

[Heath]

I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 years.

[Zayn]

Brush my teeth.

[Matt]

Someone's brushing your teeth. But are you rich enough to. Where you can afford somebody?

[Zayn]

Anybody is doing that. We're. They're having a dental cleaning.

[Matt]

But a dentist does that all the time. They're brushing my teeth.

[Zayn]

They are. But, you know, you do that like twice a year. Year. You come in for your cleanings, but no one's brushing someone. But I guess if I was a.

[Matt]

Billionaire, I'd want a dental cleaning of every.

[Zayn]

It's. It's actually not good for your gums to get your teeth clean like that.

[Matt]

Because I want a safe one. One that's not aggressive. Oh.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Because I did ask my dentist, like, hey, can I come in here more than, like, twice a year? He's like, no, it's actually, like, not good for your. Like, you can't get a cleaning like this more than a certain amount of times. I was like, okay, it's a. Has got to be better than what I'm doing because I come back with a root canal.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

You know what I mean?

[Heath]

Maybe you should go more frequently.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I feel like I deserve it.

[Mariah]

I bet you'll notice a change in your teeth from not vaping.

[Zayn]

Yes, I agree.

[Mariah]

I think less. I think A lot of things to the dentist.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I'm. Well, I. I can't wait to see what my anxiety is like in like a few months. What my. Yeah, my fogginess. My how I feel in the morning when I wake up going to sleep. How my sleep. Sorry. Like, a lot. I can't wait to see what changes and what doesn't change. So I know what to fix because I feel like the vape is like, causing a lot of issues.

[Heath]

Yeah. You probably start seeing, like the real benefits pretty soon here.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Gonna be cool or not benefits. More like what has it destroyed as I've been doing it has it like affected.

[Heath]

I don't like, notice it now, but I remember when I quit smoking, food tasted different. Like, I don't remember, like, now looking back, like, what food tasted like when I was.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, the food was tasting better to me once. I.

[Matt]

You probably had just like a film.

[Heath]

Things were like, saltier when I quit.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Heath]

Sweeter when I quit.

[Zayn]

I don't know what I ate, Heath, but like, I literally. My, like, you know when like you close your eyes, like, just naturally you just. You're just like, oh, my God.

[Heath]

Huh.

[Zayn]

I ate something that I eat all the time, but I ate it. Like, it was four days after I quit vaping. I. It was like the best thing I've ever had in my life, but I had it all the time.

[Heath]

Weird.

[Zayn]

So it definitely, like, I think it, like my taste buds are like, changing. Yeah, it is. It is.

[Heath]

It's gonna be foggy for a little bit. Don't worry. Good job.

[Matt]

This is fun.

[Heath]

You'll be good, but. All right, let's jump into the unwind. Thank you guys so much for watching another episode. We love you. If you haven't checked out our Patreon yet, make sure to do it patreon.com Zayn and Heath we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. You get early access. You get it ad free. We do a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q and a every single month. Again. Patreon.com zanenheatheath make sure to check it out.

[Zayn]

Love you so much. Thank you so much for tuning in. As always, have a great week and we'll see you unwinders in five seconds.

[Heath]

Yup.

[Matt]

Doodles.

[Heath]

Peace.

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