284: Most Shocking Transformations

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered
Episode 284: Most Shocking Transformations
Release Date: May 19, 2025

In Episode 284 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, titled "Most Shocking Transformations," hosts Zane and Heath delve into a variety of compelling topics ranging from personal health journeys and fitness strategies to insights into Hollywood stunts and the evolving nature of world records. This episode seamlessly blends personal anecdotes with broader cultural discussions, offering listeners a rich and engaging experience.

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1. Personal Health and Transformation

Zane's Body Composition Journey
The episode kicks off with Zane opening up about his recent DEXA scan results, revealing an unexpected increase in body fat despite his efforts to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

• Zane (01:16): "My results were worse than when I started day one of the transformation."

He candidly discusses the challenges he faced after quitting vaping, which led to unintended dietary habits and subsequent weight gain. This honest reflection sets the tone for a deeper conversation about the complexities of personal health transformations.

Diet and Lifestyle Adjustments
Zane shares his attempts to replace unhealthy snacks with more nutritious alternatives like coffee with creamer and fruits, highlighting the ongoing struggle to balance cravings and nutritional goals.

• Zane (01:04): "Instead of snacking on bad sweets, I am resorting to coffee with creamer and fruits."

2. Fitness Discussions

Deload Weeks in Weightlifting
The conversation shifts to fitness techniques, specifically the concept of deload weeks—a period of reduced training intensity to allow the body to recover.

• Matt (04:15): "You lift weights at like 50% of what you normally lift for a week after six weeks of heavy lifting."

Zane expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of deload weeks, sparking a debate on their necessity and impact on long-term strength gains.

• Zane (04:27): "I feel like it's pointless."

3. Family Support and Personal Accountability

Mom's Role in Health Management
Zane discusses how his mother’s visit provided crucial support in maintaining his health regimen, emphasizing the importance of having a support system.

• Zane (05:32): "My mom's in town. She's helping me stay on track... making my meals and keeping me in line."

4. Technology and Home Appliances

Discussion on Kitchen Appliances
The hosts evaluate the practicality of multi-functional kitchen gadgets like the Thermomix compared to traditional mixers, weighing the pros and cons of space, cost, and usability.

• Heath (07:45): "We just treat ourselves with the Rolls Royce of mini fridges."

5. Hollywood Stunts and Celebrity Culture

Tom Cruise's Stunt Work
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing Tom Cruise’s dedication to performing his own stunts in the Mission Impossible series, praising his commitment to authenticity in action scenes.

• Zane (12:33): "His movies are good. Try to make a movie like Mission Impossible and see."

Heath and Zane ponder the future of action stars, questioning whether new actors can match Cruise’s global influence and stunt prowess.

• Zane (13:23): "I don't think there's another person in our age that's going to be the next Tom Cruise."

6. Critique of Guinness World Records

Commercialization Concerns
The hosts express skepticism about the current direction of Guinness World Records, suggesting that the institution has shifted towards commercial collaborations and niche records that may detract from its original prestige.

• Matt (31:10): "They do basically ads for brands. So they'll be like, hey, Burger King, do you want to make the biggest burger?"

7. Social Media and Viral Content

Impact of Viral TikToks
Zane and Heath touch upon how certain viral videos, such as transformations and stunt clips, influence public perception and personal aspirations, highlighting both the positive and negative aspects of social media fame.

• Matt (26:21): "People steal designer dogs to then sell them to someone else. That's the sad part."

8. Upcoming Personal Events

Wedding Preparations and Personal Life
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts share updates about their personal lives, including wedding preparations and handling unexpected issues like internet outages caused by a high-speed car crash.

• Matt (53:21): "My brother's wedding is Friday... we're just focusing on the wedding."

9. Plastic Surgery and Physical Perfection

Transformative Makeovers
Zane initiates a discussion on the realities of plastic surgery, sharing stories of dramatic makeovers and contemplating the psychological and social implications of such transformations.

• Zane (45:08): "This guy does not miss. What do you mean?"

Heath and Matt humorously debate the feasibility and desire for complete physical transformations, reflecting on societal pressures regarding appearance.

10. Closing Remarks and Sponsors

The episode concludes with casual banter about daily mishaps and a reminder about upcoming fee-based content on their Patreon. Additionally, sponsors like Shopify and BetterHelp are briefly mentioned, aligning with the podcast’s practical and personal themes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Zane (01:04): "Instead of snacking on bad sweets, I am resorting to coffee with creamer and fruits."
• Zane (05:32): "My mom's in town. She's helping me stay on track... making my meals and keeping me in line."
• Zane (12:33): "His movies are good. Try to make a movie like Mission Impossible and see."
• Matt (31:10): "They do basically ads for brands. So they'll be like, hey, Burger King, do you want to make the biggest burger."

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Conclusion

Episode 284 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered offers an in-depth exploration of personal and societal transformations, intertwining health journeys with critiques of celebrity culture and institutional changes. Through candid conversations and insightful debates, Zane and Heath provide listeners with a multifaceted view of what it means to undergo significant changes—whether physical, personal, or cultural—in today’s fast-paced world.

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[Matt]

What are you drinking in that cup?

[Zane]

Coffee.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

I am, it looks like instead of snacking, instead of snacking on bad sweets, I am resorting to coffee with creamer and fruits.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Next month and a half.

[Matt]

Nice. Those are good alternatives.

[Zane]

Yeah, I, I did my, I did my dexa, you know, DEXA scan, what I was doing.

[Matt]

When was the last time you had a dexa?

[Zane]

The last, last time I did it was what, the reveal. For the reveal.

[Matt]

Okay. Right.

[Zane]

So I was at a 9.7 body fat, which I was, I was stuck skin that was. I look good. And muscles. I was literally just muscles and bones. It was awesome. And then I, you know, life happened. And also like quitting the vape was like another snowball. Right? Like when I quit the vape, when the vape was gone, big snowball. I just like, I was eating and I didn't realize like how much b. I was eating in my head was like, oh, I'm eating really good from morning to like 6pm but then I like really crash out that night and I'm like eating dessert and all that. In my head I was like, well, look, I'm eating so good it shouldn't matter. But it like did matter. I did my DEXA a few days ago and I, I was so, I was actually genuinely excited. I was like, I can't wait to see how, how much I was able to implement this lifestyle back into my life after and see how well you've.

[Heath]

Been keeping the way.

[Zane]

How well I've been keeping up yeah, yeah, yeah. I. My results were worse than when I started. Day one of the transformation.

[Matt]

What?

[Zane]

It works.

[Jordan]

There's no.

[Zane]

The only thing. The only thing that was good was that I was able to keep my lean. My muscles okay.

[Matt]

So just body fat went up.

[Zane]

Body fat. Everything went up except for, like. So the reason why I. I'm hiding it well is because my muscles on the top now are almost the same width as my. My belly. So my belly is big, but my muscles up here are big, too, so I'm hiding it, really. Or it's not hiding it, but it's.

[Heath]

It's carried.

[Zane]

It's carried.

[Matt]

So it could have been worse.

[Zane]

It could have been worse. But my fat. My fat is back and. And more fat is back. Fat is back.

[Matt]

Transformation of, like, the original scan to, like, where you're at now. It's like, boom.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, I was. No, you even saw. You know, like, it shows, like, your body on the side. Oh, you see? Oh, it was. I was curvy.

[Heath]

There's more purple along the outside.

[Zane]

Big bag. Big bag. I was back. But.

[Matt]

But do you want to get back to where you were? No, no.

[Zane]

Oh, wait, wait. Get back to what I was in.

[Matt]

The transformation or transformation?

[Zane]

No, I was. I was honestly, like, way too, like, thin. Like, sickly. Like, I. I. It's also unsustainable. Like, I cannot do that, But I want to go back to at least halfway when I was halfway. I loved my size when I was halfway. So I am. I'm back on it.

[Matt]

Good. So fruit.

[Zane]

I'm bad.

[Matt]

Coffee with a little bit of creamer. Not bad.

[Zane]

Not bad, not bad. But I'm. I'm just watching myself again. I have to. You have to reel it in. You know, guys, when you get carried away a few months, you're like, oh, shit, I'm really bad. Oh, I've been drinking a lot. I've been eating bad. Once you realize it, really back in for a few months and then.

[Matt]

Have you guys ever had to do, like, deload weeks?

[Heath]

What is that?

[Zane]

The hell is that?

[Matt]

You, like, lift weights at, like, 50% of, like, what you normally lift them at for, like, a week after doing six weeks of, like, heavy lifting.

[Zane]

Oh, no, I don't do that on.

[Matt]

A d load week. I feel like it's like.

[Zane]

I feel like it's pointless.

[Matt]

But then you come back, and then your body is, like. It goes even, like, stronger. It kicks it into, like, higher.

[Zane]

Oh, no, I never heard of that.

[Matt]

But it just feels like it's like a waste of time, but it's, like, important to do.

[Zane]

Interesting. And you. But you don't feel like. Do you feel like you're getting a good workout when you go 50%?

[Matt]

No, but at least you're doing something. And you're not fully stagnating for a week. It's just one week. It's like five. Five days. Yeah, but I don't know. I'm just doing it to see. I mean, that's part of my program that I'm on. But it's so just interesting being in this deload phase.

[Zane]

Got it. Okay.

[Matt]

I'll be interested to see how it really pays off the week after going back.

[Zane]

Yes. I'm also. I'm excited to see how fast I get back because my, like, muscle memory just, like, I'm. I'm curious to see if I'm able to, like, get back to it quicker and my body's able to remember what it did, you know?

[Matt]

Well, good.

[Zane]

So that's. That's all. I mean, that's my week.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

That was my past few days. My mom is also in town. So, you know, we've been, like, checking. Checking up on each other. Just.

[Heath]

You're about to say checking each other out.

[Zane]

Checking each other out.

[Heath]

You're about to now my mom.

[Zane]

Yeah, my mom's in town. She's, like, helping me, like, stay on track.

[Matt]

Making your meals.

[Zane]

Making my, like, making my meals and keeping me.

[Matt]

That's good.

[Jordan]

In line.

[Zane]

In line. Making sure I don't go off the edge.

[Matt]

Well, good. That's what mothers are for.

[Zane]

Yeah. And she's really good. She's a health freak.

[Matt]

So would you get her for Mother's Day?

[Zane]

I got her.

[Matt]

I just realized in the moment, I have. I know what my mom wants. I just haven't bought the thing for her.

[Zane]

I mean, just a full day of, like. Like, massage. I took her out to, like, muscle lab.

[Heath]

Nice.

[Zane]

That was our. Our Mother's Day. Her Mother's Day consists of, like, just health. Wellness related because we are not, like, going out and eating. We're not, like, doing anything like that. So we're not going out and drinking. We're not going out in.

[Heath]

I got my mom a kitchenaid mixer.

[Matt]

That's nice. That's what Remy and Alicia got Patricia and I for.

[Heath]

She got us one, too.

[Matt]

Have you seen those, like, new fancy little mixers they have that basically, like, cook anything if they have a screen on it? And, like, you can make tons of dishes with this one thing. They're like, $1,000. Yes. The Thermomix. This, baby.

[Zane]

This is what I need. What's this?

[Matt]

It looks kind of like a KitchenAid thing or.

[Jordan]

It looks like a nightmare. To clean.

[Zane]

Yeah. What is that?

[Heath]

It was all the levels.

[Matt]

All. It tells you exactly what you need to put in. And it can, like, boil the pasta. Then you add the other stuff and it just makes it all. It looks like it's straight out of fucking Spy Kids and it's. But I think they're very expensive. My whole thing with them is like, how cheap is this gonna be in five years? Yeah, know. It's like. I think it's going to be. Wait.

[Zane]

I'm still trying to figure out what this is. What is it?

[Matt]

Everything.

[Zane]

Okay, so this. This.

[Jordan]

Peeler, slicing, grading, slow cooker, fermentation, rice cooker, warm. Warm water boiler.

[Zane]

Hell no. This. You know what, baby? This is giving all in one shampoo. I feel like this is not good. There's no way. There's no way that all these work great in this one machine.

[Matt]

I'm curious.

[Zane]

It doesn't.

[Matt]

It's like a crock pot recipe. Like, the crock pot food can kind of hit good, but it's like, it's so crock pot at the end of the day.

[Heath]

The way I see it, though, I feel like it's kind of like you can only use one of those settings at a time. But most of the time you're cooking, you, like, need a crock pot with some other type. Like you need multiple appliances.

[Matt]

This is.

[Heath]

That are now you can use.

[Matt]

This is definitely slower at the same time. This is slower, I think, than normal cooking.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Because you're having to wait for it to be done. But it's a thing to do that I don't know.

[Zane]

So that's why he. You have to buy four of these for $4,000 exactly. So you can do all at the same time. That's.

[Heath]

It's massive.

[Zane]

That's bigger than I expected. Wow.

[Matt]

Yeah, it definitely takes up a big space, like counter.

[Zane]

It's like a pressure cooker.

[Matt]

And I'll wait for Remy to buy it, make a video.

[Zane]

Well, I can't wait to see her get on it.

[Matt]

Remy, let me know how it is.

[Jordan]

I can hardly figure out my air fryer. I love it to death, but the buttons I just press. Press anything, and I just keep an eye on it.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

Me too. I feel like it all cooks the same.

[Heath]

Whatever button you press, as long as you do this every two minutes and put it back, you're good.

[Matt]

I'd like A basket air fryer. The one that looks just basically like a little toaster oven. No, I don't even want to touch it.

[Heath]

The glass door lift up.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's like hot. There's crumbs all up in it. I like, I do like.

[Zane]

I, I wish I had the one that was like with a pan where you could just like carry it and then shake it and put it down. You have to like.

[Heath]

Mine has a basket that you pull out. You like do this and then you kind of like give it a good shake and then you stick it back in.

[Zane]

I need, I need to get that one.

[Matt]

Get a good one. It's like Teflon for treat yourself. Yeah.

[Zane]

Or you just postmates.

[Heath]

We just. No need to cook to a nice mini fridge.

[Matt]

Oh, cute.

[Heath]

We finally did it.

[Matt]

You got that one.

[Jordan]

We got the Rolls Royce of mini fridges.

[Zane]

Wait, which one?

[Heath]

We did. Okay, so we did the cream with the gold handle. Cuz it was a.

[Jordan]

It was a collab.

[Heath]

We treated ourselves.

[Jordan]

We have been looking at this mini fridge so long.

[Zane]

Amazing. Okay, guys, intro we forget because we're having so much fun. Okay, it's co baby, let's go. Hey. Welcome back to Zan and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Jordan]

I'm Mariah.

[Zane]

And I look like. I look like Miami club promoter that.

[Heath]

You spilled stuff on yourself.

[Jordan]

You look a painter.

[Matt]

Did you buy them with the paint splatters on? I did. They look good. I always like good paint splattered pants. But I feel like it looks real.

[Heath]

But I feel like look like it was.

[Zane]

It looks too real.

[Matt]

No, H m. Kind of like.

[Zane]

Oh, this looks. You like this.

[Matt]

No. Yeah, that does look actually like you went to work.

[Heath]

It doesn't look like somebody tried to make it look like you got paint on. Like, oh, that's great as a design.

[Zane]

Oh, I love that. Okay, well, maybe it was like an actual. Well, I mean I, I pay on my spare time, so you know.

[Matt]

Yeah. You look like a workshop guy.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

Love you way too much. Click the link in the description, baby. Matt and I got to. Oh, no, no. Did you go last night? No, you didn't.

[Matt]

To what?

[Zane]

To Mission Impossible?

[Matt]

No, I did. Didn't even get an invite. Oh.

[Zane]

Oh, you didn't.

[Matt]

I feel bad because I feel like there were, like, two past. Like, it's Paramount, right? Yeah, there were, like, past two ones we didn't go to. Yeah, we, like, out of town.

[Zane]

And I feel like also those type of things. Like, I told Abigail, like, months ago, I was like, I want to go to Mission Impossible.

[Matt]

So. Okay.

[Zane]

So I. I told her. I told her I wanted to go, so she made it happen.

[Matt]

Did you meet Tommy?

[Zane]

No. It was a screening. It wasn't a premiere.

[Matt]

Oh, okay.

[Zane]

No, the premieres in New York. And some people actually got to go to that one, too.

[Matt]

Okay, cool. But was the.

[Zane]

Yeah, the movie. Amazing.

[Matt]

Incredible.

[Zane]

So good.

[Matt]

Just keep. They keep.

[Zane]

It's. I.

[Heath]

They did it again.

[Zane]

They did it again. He just does not miss. And you could tell, like, just with the. Just the way his movies. Like, you're watching, you're just like. You know, he was screaming at everybody to get that scene right. You know what I mean? Like, you know, he is such a perfectionist just by watching his films. And I'm. I'm just so worried about the day he dies. Like, who's going to replace him? Like, who's going to be our next.

[Matt]

Tom Cruise that they always say is the last movie star is the last one that Leo DiCaprio like, or. Yeah, they. Will there be another person that will be as globally, like, influential?

[Zane]

I don't think so. No. Nobody. Our Age that's coming up right now is going to be the next Tom Cruise. I just don't believe it.

[Jordan]

I think people unfortunately get over people so fast. Like people have this hype for a little bit and they move on to the next person. Whereas in the 80s, 90s people. Those people are still being talked about.

[Matt]

But this one's called the Final Reckoning.

[Zane]

The Final Reckoning.

[Heath]

There's no way it's the final.

[Matt]

But it is. Wasn't the last one called Reckoning? This is the last one ever.

[Zane]

The Final. Yeah, it's a no. It's, it's, it's. It's promoted as the Lost movie.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Matt]

Oh, okay.

[Zane]

He's getting old.

[Jordan]

Yeah. I don't know if he can stun.

[Zane]

He's getting old. But like, but the stunts he was doing in this movie, my God, you're watching like, unbelievable video.

[Jordan]

The behind the scenes video of him breaking his ankle doing the stunt.

[Zane]

Which, which one? Which stunt was he doing? Oh, let me see.

[Matt]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, that. That's gotta hurt.

[Zane]

That's my bookie.

[Heath]

Mm.

[Zane]

He's so fucking cool. So cool. But these interviews, man, he looks so young. But when you see him in person, you're like, oh, boys, ready to rest.

[Matt]

Have you ever heard about the rumor, though? Like, Tom Cruise has never seen a movie.

[Zane]

He's never seen one of his own.

[Matt]

Like when they call me Tom Cruise, but there's these interviews with him where they go, do you love movies? What's your favorite movies? He's like, oh, I just love all of them. I love the popcorn, going to the theater. And they're like, many times, but what movie? And he like, can never give a direct answer or talk about another film. It's this strange thing. It's like Lea Michelle can't read.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Has Tom Cruise seen a movie?

[Zane]

What if Tom Cruise has anxiety? Right, Mariah? Maybe like anxious he doesn't want to like, talk about.

[Matt]

I mean, doesn't he have like severe ADD and they have to like feed him lines like pretty often? Yeah.

[Zane]

If literally, if I was asked, oh, like, what movies do you watch? I'd be like, I just love the popcorn and go to the movie theater with my friends.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I couldn't name a movie that I watch except for Mission Impossible because I just watched it. But before that, I can't even tell you what I watched. No idea.

[Matt]

Wait, so you went to Mission Possible, but there was also another premiere that same night. It was.

[Zane]

Yes. No, we talked.

[Matt]

Final Destination.

[Zane]

Final Destination. It was the only two movies I.

[Matt]

Wanted to watch Terry Joe said it was great.

[Zane]

Same night?

[Matt]

Yeah, same night.

[Zane]

So, yeah, I didn't even see any, like, photos or videos from the premiere. Like, I have no idea what it looked like. Maybe it probably was like the saw one. Remember the saw one that we went to? For me.

[Heath]

Yeah, it was.

[Zane]

Maybe it was just, like, really low key. Yeah. So that's why we didn't really see it. But I can't wait. It's gonna come out in theaters. I'm gonna be the first one in the theater.

[Matt]

Absolutely.

[Zane]

To watch it. But me and Mariah discussed it. We're like, mariah, like, what's more important? That Final Destination premiere or Mission Impossible? I'm like, she was like. Younger me would have loved to go to the Final Destination premiere. But Mission Impossible is just, like, the one to go to. Not, you know, it's the last one. It's the final reckoning. My mom was so bummed that Tom Cruise wasn't there because she thought she was gonna. Cruise is gonna be there because, like, the. Jessica was formal and her. And it was like a red carpet. So I didn't heard. I was like, oh, I'm gonna meet Tom Cruise.

[Heath]

I'm like, she saw her future with him. She thought they were like, bump into each other at the bar, grabbing drinks.

[Zane]

She's single, ready to go.

[Mariah]

She.

[Zane]

She really wanted. She really wanted to be Mrs. Cruz. And she was ready to.

[Heath]

She was ready for her own impossible mission.

[Zane]

Oh, exactly.

[Heath]

Getting him to fall in love with.

[Zane]

Her in pussy black. Yeah, very good. 10 out of 10. Go watch. It was. I was honestly on the edge of my seat.

[Heath]

Okay, good.

[Zane]

We all looked each other like, damn, that was good. There was some. Some fast and furious moments where you're just like, I. Come on. But it was. But you're like, you know what, Tom? It's your last one.

[Heath]

Do it.

[Zane]

Let him do it. Let him have fun. If.

[Heath]

As long as he had a good time making it.

[Zane]

No, it looked like he did.

[Jordan]

Wow. He's 62.

[Zane]

62.

[Matt]

Is he with Ana de Armas? Are they dating?

[Zane]

No, no, he's married.

[Matt]

I thought, no, he's not.

[Zane]

He's. I didn't know he was single.

[Jordan]

2012.

[Matt]

Can you search girlfriend? I thought I heard he's with Ana de Armas.

[Zane]

No, she was in a movie.

[Heath]

Look at that.

[Zane]

Guys, look. She was in his last movie.

[Matt]

Okay, but they. But look, Tom Cruise goes all out to impress new girlfriend on the arm. Daily Mail.

[Zane]

So it has to be real that, you know, she's in it for. She's trying to get into Scientology or something. I don't believe though. I don't believe it's real.

[Matt]

Scientology will hook you up.

[Heath]

I know you get every movie role.

[Matt]

You sure do.

[Zane]

By the time. By the way, every time I talk about Tom Cruise, there's a page that's like all about like anti Scientology. They grab these clips that'll be talking about how much Tom make a whole thing. Like cancel them. Like, guys, let's separate the artist from the.

[Heath]

The art from the artist.

[Matt]

Please.

[Zane]

Who gives the. Let him cra. Have you seen his movies? Have you seen his movies? Shut the up.

[Heath]

Period. Go off.

[Zane]

His movies are good. You try to make a movie like that. Try to make a movie like Mission Impossible and see.

[Heath]

And try to do it 10 times.

[Zane]

You try to be attached on a plane going upside down, vertical G's 36 and see if you can survive that without passing out. It was a 30 minute scene. I couldn't believe it. I was watching like, damn.

[Heath]

I. I do love how he's not stupid stuntman turned actor.

[Matt]

He's actor actor turned stuntman and that.

[Heath]

Oh, that's acting.

[Zane]

Yeah. That's sick.

[Matt]

Do stunt men, like are they. Are they booked and busy? Is it a tough industry to go into though there.

[Heath]

I would imagine there's competition, but like our. My buddy Reed.

[Matt]

That's right.

[Heath]

So he's a professional stuntman and that's all he does for work.

[Matt]

Do you get offers from your agent? Like, listen, we need a stunt guy. You got to walk on fire. And then they do all that.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes or no?

[Heath]

They have a group.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

They're brand X, so that's like their stuntman group. So their group will get hired for certain movies or things like that. And they would say whoever has the availability within the group can go do the movie. You get.

[Jordan]

And you have to kind of like resemble.

[Heath]

Yeah. And you have to like look like the person. If they're like more on camera type stuff or it's more background, like for motorcycle riding for type thing. You don't really need to have somebody as an actor that's just on a bike in the background, right?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Unless size matters, I guess, when it comes to that type of shit.

[Heath]

Yeah. So they would just get a bigger stuntman that rides bikes. But like you would just do like different things like that. Or is it just me or do.

[Matt]

You feel like stunt actors in the 90s were so dramatic? Like I'm talking like civilian stunt stunt people.

[Zane]

Oh yeah.

[Matt]

Like, you know, it's like Little rascals. And they're driving around the streets and people are like dodging out of the way just like normal. Yeah, of course they're stunned people, but like, but doing that like in the 90s they were so like, they would just like leap out of the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So over the top, just like, whoa.

[Heath]

Like a, like a goalie for soccer. How they do like the double armed, like kind of dive like that. They were, they wanted to be on.

[Zane]

Camera, they wanted that flex. They want to show off their friends. Hey, look, that's me. You know, that's what you have to like, huh?

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[Matt]

Our Wi Fi has been out now for 48 hours because the wife. Our wi Fi.

[Zane]

Oh, my wife's been out. The wife has been out.

[Matt]

Wi Fi has been out for 48 hours now.

[Zane]

Oh my down.

[Matt]

We live like off of Melrose Place and you know how Melrose goes down. But then you take that in the.

[Zane]

Corner of Melrose and what I'm not.

[Matt]

Going to get specific. But we live close to Melrose Place. All right, but Melrose, the street goes, you know, all the way through la, but then it splits to go down Melrose Place. There's so many accidents. Guys late at night will go speeding down Melrose and they don't know, don't make the day.

[Heath]

They just keep going.

[Matt]

No. And then they, like, hit this curb and just. Accidents happen all the time late at night.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

Guy was driving, like, a white Mercedes at 120 miles an hour. Like, flipped it on its side up against the Golden Goose Building right there.

[Zane]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

And I know his license plate. Should I say it?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Ghost 4.

[Zane]

I don't. Wait, hold on.

[Matt]

Wait.

[Zane]

You're saying, you know, you checked it because.

[Matt]

Well, our. Our Internet went out one night. We're like, that's weird. I don't know. Let's just go to bed and we'll look into it in the morning. It was still out. We saw there was an outage in our area. But it's weird because our duplex, the unit right next to us, they got WI fi. We don't. I don't understand how the outage splits. Right.

[Zane]

It was the rats.

[Matt]

It was. But the guy, when he ran into the wal, hit the cable box that provides cable all the way down the block.

[Heath]

Oh, no.

[Matt]

And. But insane. 120 miles an hour, no injuries, and didn't have to go to jail.

[Zane]

Wait, what do you mean he didn't have to go to jail?

[Matt]

That's what everyone was saying in the Instagram comments. The guy was able to walk away.

[Zane]

And he wasn't drunk.

[Matt]

I don't think so. I don't think so.

[Zane]

Dude. 120 miles. That's. You're going to jail. That's.

[Mariah]

That's.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. Do you go? I feel like you go.

[Zane]

Yeah, there's a degree.

[Heath]

30 over, 30 over.

[Matt]

You go to jail. Well, then what happened?

[Zane]

Wait, there's. Are there cameras on that street? Cameras can detect how fast you're going on the street.

[Matt]

Right?

[Heath]

You could also. They have, like, forensic people that will be able to determine your exact speed by the way, like, if you slammed the brakes, like, how far you skid versus how far, like, the car got crushed, you're able to, like, kind of like determine the speed, doesn't they?

[Zane]

Can't even save that shit. It doesn't, like, by black box. Some sort of. No, it doesn't have Teslas.

[Heath]

You might be able to.

[Matt]

Yeah. Can we just scan the QR code? Like, we got all the.

[Zane]

That That's a great idea for. For like, cops.

[Matt]

That is an overreach. I don't know.

[Zane]

But it's smart, though.

[Matt]

Yeah. That's what happened. We've been out of WI Fi and we went down there last night just to check in on the workers, see how they're doing. Like, hey, WI fi's been out. And they were like, oh, really? And they were asking, like, where our address was. He's like, yeah, it might be out for another 24 hours.

[Zane]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

Bummer. It's kind of wild when your Internet goes out.

[Zane]

Like, you just.

[Matt]

Your TV is connected to the Internet. We don't have traditional cable, so we can't watch.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Nobody. The thing, I. I wonder how many people in this city have traditional cable in their tv.

[Heath]

Probably not many.

[Matt]

Not many.

[Zane]

It's crazy how we all had it. Just 15 years ago, everyone had cable TV.

[Matt]

And I don't even know if the. The movies I have purchased that I own, are those even downloaded onto my tv. There was a moment.

[Zane]

No, no. You have to. You have to download it. Like, you. If you bought it doesn't mean. It's just.

[Heath]

That's why I hate these digital downloads for like, buying movies like that.

[Matt]

Because you never really truly own the file.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Same thing with video games. Even if you get the digital download, do you really own it?

[Zane]

No, you don't.

[Heath]

Because like you said, you forget your login or you, like, get a new TV or whatever.

[Matt]

Yeah. So we gone. I just knitted and listen to an audio book. I was just.

[Zane]

Matt.

[Heath]

Trying to really own the book, you know?

[Matt]

Right. I make sure.

[Heath]

Audiobook book.

[Zane]

At least you own that knitting. The knitting.

[Matt]

Just doing something I felt Amish for a little bit. All respect to the Amish. Yeah. That's what. That's the Mission Impossible that happened down the street.

[Zane]

Oh, so that was that same night.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That's why our WI FI went out. Because that guy went down at 125 miles and crashed an important cable modem box.

[Zane]

All right, all right, all right, all right.

[Matt]

So. Yep, that's what happened to us recently.

[Heath]

Do you have fiber in your area?

[Matt]

I don't think so. I don't think so.

[Zane]

Fiber.

[Heath]

I keep rechecking to see if it pops up in, like, our neighborhood, where we are.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's just so much better.

[Matt]

It really is.

[Heath]

So much faster. It's more reliable because it's going through all those tubes. Oh, but it's not everywhere yet.

[Matt]

It will be. It will be. I'm optimistic.

[Heath]

Anybody looking to make 10 grand, real quick. There's a puppy on the loose with a $10,000 reward in this neighborhood.

[Zane]

I saw that, Jordan.

[Matt]

What kind of pup look like Joe's.

[Zane]

The one Joe has Bobby.

[Jordan]

It's another one of those. But it's 10 grand. People are posting. They're like, $10,000. Come here.

[Zane]

Right? It's crazy. I saw. I saw that sign. I was like, oh, crazy. And then five minutes later on my phone, everyone, somebody. Somebody filmed it. It was a viral tick tock. I'm like, I would not take.

[Matt]

So, yeah. Thousand dollars that just gets someone who stole it to give it back.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

But that person already stole that dog and sold it. That's the sad part.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Is that. That's that level of a designer.

[Zane]

You think they're that quick with it?

[Matt]

People steal designer dogs to then sell them to someone else.

[Heath]

Acting like it's their discounted rate.

[Zane]

Not 10,000.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

So now for 10,000, they're pissed now. Now they have to contact that seller. Hey, look, give it back to me for 3K. I know there's a deal. If you saw that sign up.

[Matt]

You know how like, dogs get chipped?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

We not make that chip. Just like, I can just put my phone up to the dog and it goes boop. Okay. This is.

[Zane]

Well, you have to plant. You'd have to like.

[Matt]

I know dogs get chipped. But then you have to take it to like a vet or somebody scan it. But like, it would be nice if the chip was just something like an RFID one that your phone could just go.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It verifies what this dog is that just bought.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's true.

[Matt]

Hey, sharks.

[Zane]

That's. That, That's a good idea. Great idea. You're talking about for dogs that are just like some. When a dog's trying to be like a stolen dog. This is to protect.

[Matt]

To protect a stolen dog getting resold. Is that of a buyer. It's like, you know, it's dog trafficking. Yeah. When you're buying a car, you get the car facts right.

[Heath]

You know, puppy trafficking, it shows it's got a stolen report.

[Matt]

Yeah. You know, the whole history.

[Zane]

Would you want to be bought and sold?

[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

Exactly. Who am I fighting with?

[Heath]

Yeah. We're all the same here.

[Zane]

Well, yeah, I just want to believe.

[Matt]

In something fucking happened to Lady Gaga with her dogs. Right? They got.

[Zane]

Yeah, they got.

[Matt]

Yeah, they're right off the street.

[Zane]

Yeah, right off the street.

[Matt]

Oh, speaking of Lady Gaga, did you see she had that concert? This was. Sorry if we're a little late. To talking about this. She had that concert down in Brazil in Rio de Janeiro.

[Zane]

Two million.

[Matt]

Two million plus insane people attended. Yes.

[Zane]

Isn't that at some point, isn't that just like a safety hazard?

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Zane]

That's a lot of fudgeing people in one area.

[Matt]

Imagine you're in the middle of that. Like, I got to pay.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Where is the boss? Well, it's like.

[Zane]

Or like, I need to. Hey, I need to fudgeing leave. I like, how do you leave when you're in the middle of a 2 million plus crowd?

[Heath]

I think Brazil just goes crazy with concerts, though, because I remember watching, like, videos of Iron Maiden in Brazil, and the crowd is crazy. They're so die hard about just like, live music, like, any genre too. Like, they're just like, really, really into it.

[Matt]

It brought like, $106 million to, like, their economy down there. Insane, I guess, though, that's why they do it for free, because they just know it's gonna be like, they pay.

[Zane]

Wait, what do you mean for free? Lady Gaga did it for free?

[Matt]

No, the concert. No, she didn't do it for free, but the concert to attend it, that was free.

[Zane]

Oh, oh, of course, of course.

[Matt]

Down on the beach. $5 million or. Or 2.5 million people.

[Heath]

She got paid to perform? Yes, but not from ticket sales.

[Zane]

Oh, but you know, after she left, she was like, I need to get paid more. That was 2 million people I just performed.

[Matt]

Broke one of the biggest records of all time.

[Zane]

Insane.

[Matt]

It's the highest one for a female artist. She beat Madonna. Madonna did like, 1.6 million at some point in her career.

[Zane]

I can't even, like, 2 million people. I need to, like, see that with my own eyes, like, out in front of me. Oh, my holy.

[Jordan]

Three point Rod Stewart in Copacabana, 1994. 3.5 million people.

[Zane]

Wait, where's Copacabana? That's there.

[Heath]

That's where they.

[Zane]

No, no. Where is Copa Brazil? Oh. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Guinness World Record.

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[Matt]

Do you know the Guinness World Records now is basically like a bit of a scam I heard to be like a legit institute.

[Jordan]

They're making it too niche.

[Matt]

You now too many. So now it's like an ad. They do basically ads for brands. So they'll be like, hey, to get money. Hey, Burger King. Do you guys want. We'll do a. A collab with you guys and we'll make sure you guys make the biggest burger. And they use that as advertising for Guinness World Records now to make money. It's.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

As it was getting the book and being like, this person has the longest fingernails ever.

[Zane]

It's just these because they're not making. They're not making how they're making any money off it. They have to make money off it somehow. Right.

[Heath]

Damn. I loved those books though. I used to go in every single year. Green with the little circles.

[Zane]

How much, how many are they updating every year?

[Heath]

I don't even know if they're still making them.

[Matt]

Definitely. Cuz there's massive collectors of those.

[Zane]

Let's get. Let's get in on that. The most coffee talks nobody's ever had. That's it.

[Heath]

Oh, those were. Oh, those were good.

[Matt]

Type in.

[Heath]

Type in. 2002.

[Matt]

Go.

[Heath]

2002 purple one. I think it was the green.

[Matt]

Oh, that green.

[Jordan]

It's so funny that we all think of the fingernail woman.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah. My buddy John had that one.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Jordan]

No, I had the gold one. This one?

[Zane]

Yeah, that's that one we had too.

[Heath]

The gold one.

[Matt]

Scholastic Book Fair. I remember there was a woman who had the heaviest boobs. It was like my like 7 year old brain.

[Zane]

Yeah, that was your Playboy magazine.

[Matt]

Heaviest boobs.

[Zane]

This is ripped out of the book. I'll take that one.

[Heath]

I had the 2004.

[Zane]

Well, you got it every year for Christmas or something.

[Heath]

I used to. Every single year. I. Well, no, it was Scholastic Book Fair. I take my. My money and then I would go, that was all right. That was my book.

[Matt]

It's a bit of a scam, but we'd love to break a world record.

[Zane]

Of course. I think. I think we can.

[Matt]

It's not as cool anymore to like say you broke a world.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because they're like, oh, how much did you pay for that spot and. But also, like, I feel like if somebody posted it, I would just scroll.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Like, there's something about it where it doesn't feel cool. Like seeing a world record physical feats.

[Matt]

Like a person to do the most amount of backflips in a row in a minute.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

All right.

[Heath]

But I don't. That's why they start doing it on like a verse. It's most amount of backflaps in a backflips in a minute.

[Zane]

It's.

[Heath]

And then it's like, well, most in 10 minutes. Like, there's like.

[Zane]

Yeah, it could be anything. I want to see something like, physical in a way where it's like tallest man alive. I love that.

[Matt]

I love the collabs where they go, we just reunited the tallest person.

[Jordan]

The biggest dog and the smallest dog just met.

[Heath]

Oh, no.

[Matt]

Smallest dog. I'm concerned. Big dogs. Great note exists. The smaller a dog gets, the more concerned where I'm like, is it just a borderline fetus of a dog?

[Zane]

Yeah, look.

[Jordan]

How cute.

[Zane]

Is that? Really?

[Jordan]

The smallest doll they just met.

[Matt]

I bet it has to meet a certain age requirement. A full grown.

[Jordan]

Look at the size difference.

[Zane]

They gotta make a show out of that.

[Jordan]

They loved each other.

[Zane]

That's a movie right there.

[Jordan]

Guys, this was huge news. Where were you?

[Heath]

It's the size of a hand.

[Zane]

I don't watch the cable TV anymore.

[Jordan]

Oh, look at.

[Zane]

Look at that little. Look at the head.

[Jordan]

Oh, he's so cute.

[Heath]

Which one would you rather have, though, as a pet?

[Zane]

For sure. Oh, big dog. They're gentle giants.

[Heath]

I know that.

[Jordan]

They're sweet. I have no problem with the sweet, big dog. It's the smell and the drool and the hair. Your house is gonna stink.

[Matt]

Which one's gonna make me more money? Which one's gonna make me more money if people are gonna line it. Would you rather buy a ticket to see the world's largest dog or the world's smallest largest dog? Largest.

[Jordan]

Largest dog, definitely.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because I want to play with him.

[Matt]

Yeah. When you see those. Those types of dogs, like, I saw one at the Grove. It was like a horse.

[Heath]

Yeah, they're huge.

[Zane]

Damn insane.

[Matt]

You could just put a saddle on that.

[Jordan]

Oh, they got in the Guinness World record.

[Zane]

Oh, look at that. I don't know what you know. That's what I'm talking about, baby. That's what I want to see. I don't want to see a backflips in two minutes. Who gives a. So dumb.

[Matt]

But I always feel bad for the person who's the tallest person in the world? Because the person who's the shortest, they're books and busy. They can zip around the world all they want. Meet and greets and appearances. When you're the tallest person on the world, there ain't a damn plane that. Yeah, you are.

[Zane]

You need to be in a lay down tube.

[Jordan]

Robert, eight foot something. The tallest man.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Jordan]

Robert was his name.

[Matt]

It's so hard for them to get around to make money.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

What are they gonna do? Cameos?

[Zane]

And a lot of times they have, like, the health problems that tall people have are much worse.

[Jordan]

Remember seeing this picture everywhere?

[Zane]

Yes. Oh, my. Look at him. That's so sick.

[Matt]

But how did he get around?

[Zane]

That suit looks custom.

[Matt]

He needed a segue. They needed to give him a segue.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. He. He died young. No.

[Matt]

Gone too soon.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Where's that biopic?

[Zane]

Matt, he kind of looks like you a little bit.

[Matt]

I think we both have more friends.

[Zane]

Some of these basketball players, they are close to that I like. I. We were at F1. Who is so tall?

[Jordan]

Tallest person alive right now.

[Matt]

Shout out to the women.

[Jordan]

8 foot 2 inches.

[Zane]

Wow. Yeah, imagine, right? Imagine being the person to have to stretch them. I'd be exhausted. Mariah with her leg like, oh, it's.

[Matt]

Just so much bone.

[Zane]

So much. How is your poop? Oh, he. How's your poop?

[Heath]

I did. I had to pee. I was holding it for a long time and I just pee.

[Zane]

Was it dark yellow or light dark?

[Matt]

Oh, Zane, you're gonna bring up like.

[Jordan]

A toilet talk, are you?

[Zane]

I did toilet talk. Skippity toilet. Toilet talk.

[Matt]

I think there's a podcast out there called Toilet Talk, and all they do.

[Zane]

Is just talk about poo poo and toilet song. I don't mind it. Here's the thing. We all do it. You know what I mean? So it's not like. It's not gross.

[Heath]

Yeah, I had. I had a tt. I'm okay now. Sorry I had to run out.

[Zane]

You're good.

[Heath]

Feel much better, though.

[Matt]

Awesome. We got a new pope.

[Jordan]

Pope Leo.

[Matt]

Oh, I did Pope Leo.

[Zane]

I don't even know what he looks like. I didn't look.

[Matt]

He's American Chicago.

[Zane]

What?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Dude.

[Matt]

We kind of called that too. We were like, it could be an American pope.

[Heath]

Also, his name's not Leo.

[Matt]

Well, he picks that name.

[Heath]

I know. I didn't know they get to choose their name.

[Matt]

Yeah, you get to like, choose whoever you want to.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Because he likes Louis the cat.

[Matt]

Pop icon Leo, 14th from. Yeah, Chicago. And he has like two brothers. And they're like interviewing the brothers who are back home in suburbia. They're like, so your brother's Pope one.

[Jordan]

They're like, he's a Red Sox fan.

[Matt]

If my brother got elected Pope, get me on a private jet.

[Heath]

We're going to Nevada.

[Matt]

I want a party. I want to get the hook up. I couldn't imagine my brother was Pope. I'd be like, fly me out. Yeah, I want to enjoy all the perks. And, yeah, let's go to the E. So. But then I learned this about the last Pope. So the Pope gets like kind of their own private apartment at the Vatican. Like a very luxury kind of penthouse situation. Last Pope, Pope Francis was like, I'm not doing that. Opted out. Wanted, I guess, to live with all the other cardinals or the other people who stay at the Vatican. And he's humble.

[Zane]

I like humble.

[Heath]

This guy was like, take me to the top penthouse.

[Matt]

But I want to show him. They showed him like the room there was. Because what happens is that's where the Pope died, though, is in this fancy room. And they, they ribbon it up when he dies. And then they. The next time they open it is when the new Pope comes in, but no one knows if he's going to stay there. If you were the Pope, though, would you want to stay in that room? But if you were told that the last Pope didn't do that, what would you do?

[Zane]

Didn't.

[Matt]

They were like, well, the last Pope, he decided to be a little charitable and noble and said no to the luxury. Would you say yes to the luxury or no?

[Zane]

It all depends on. He's already Pope. Right. It's not like he can. Like somebody can pull him off from being Pope.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

He's already got the position. Just take care of yourself.

[Matt]

But if. What if you were like, no, I can't say yes to this. Take me down to the other quarters. You get there, you're like, I want to go back.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

The Pope's been flip flopping in between rooms. Can't make up his mind. He's like, goldie, locked up in there.

[Heath]

The way I would do it, I'd be like, listen, I'm taking on the role and I will wholeheartedly fulfill this role. And the Pope is supposed to be in this tower and I will be in this tower.

[Matt]

Yeah, we gotta make use of this real estate.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I'm not gonna let this. This go to waste.

[Zane]

Like, who else is gonna sit there?

[Heath]

You know, we're gonna. Yes. Because I'm the only one that can be here. And if that's the case, instead of leaving it empty, I'll. I'll live here. I'll live in the tower.

[Matt]

You probably get a little peace and quiet. You don't have to deal with all this, the small talk. Like, just go into your room, down the big hallway with everyone else. Yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

What's I want to see, like, day in the life of, like, a Pope? Like, I want to see a tick tock.

[Heath]

Get ready with me.

[Zane]

Get ready with me. Like Pope. Get ready with me. As I. You're like, come out to the people. I don't know. Just like, I want to see something. I want to see something from the Pope.

[Matt]

A lot of meetings, a lot of meet and greets, like me.

[Zane]

And every day.

[Heath]

That's all it is.

[Zane]

Every day.

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, you're doing masses and then going out and meeting people and blessing them and blessing them, spreading the good news.

[Zane]

Oh, hell no. I mean, heck no. That. That's a. That's a lot of work.

[Matt]

He's also. He loves the gadgets. He had a. He had like a apple watch on. He had an apple watch on.

[Zane]

Oh, they're allowed to wear that.

[Matt]

This Pope wore an apple watch during his first mass, so.

[Zane]

Oh, okay.

[Heath]

The Red Sox game, he was looking at the.

[Matt]

He's a White Sox fan.

[Heath]

Oh, it's white socks.

[Matt]

That's ex.

[Zane]

Do you think the Pope ever gets sponsored by, like, a Gucci for, like, their robe and like, when they're like, Versace. Versace. I can see that.

[Matt]

Yes. All. I bet a lot of those Italian Catholic owned brands send him the nicest stuff, but he probably refuses and donates.

[Zane]

Got it. And so you won't catch the Pope at like, Paris Fashion Week Week. No, like, walking through, he's sitting. He's in the front. I don't know, he. He seems like, like, you know, I see his drip. He looks good. No, but okay.

[Matt]

Would be interesting. Would be a sight to see.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

That's right. Thank you, seatgeek. We love you and thank you for helping everybody listening.

[Zane]

I don't think close to me after 50 milligrams of THC, give me. I'm closer to God than any.

[Heath]

Oh, we're talking.

[Zane]

Me and him are in the living room.

[Heath]

He is in my ear.

[Matt]

We might. Dude. We might be his age by the time the next pope comes, though. Like, really? That's gonna be 98. We'll be 60.

[Zane]

How old is he?

[Matt]

60. I think he's 68.

[Zane]

Oh, that's pretty. That's young for a Pope.

[Heath]

Yeah. It is crazy that he could be there for 30 years and.

[Zane]

Yeah. Wow.

[Heath]

You know, he's.

[Zane]

He's living good.

[Matt]

Say, like, the memes were so great. They're like our new body of Christ. It's like deep dish pizza.

[Heath]

Stupid people.

[Matt]

People do montages when I'm back in Chicago.

[Zane]

That's good. I would love to, because I don't want to make assumptions of, like, you know, any Pope. I've never met one. I'd love to meet one. I'd. I'd wait in a line for half a day to meet the Pope.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

You need.

[Matt]

You need God bad.

[Zane]

He's like, you need.

[Matt]

He's doing his holy water. He touches you and is like a little extra. He's just like, unbottling that. Just like. Oh, boy. Power of Christ compels you, child.

[Zane]

Good scene. It's a good tick tock. We should.

[Heath]

It would be really cool to go this year for The Jubilee, though. 25 years.

[Jordan]

Crazy.

[Heath]

It's a long time.

[Zane]

You know, Pope is gonna be all up in that jubilee.

[Heath]

Yeah, he got it on the jubilee.

[Zane]

On jubilee you know he's coming out for press. Come on.

[Heath]

Pope on Jubilee. It's him. Blind dating.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

A bunch of nuns.

[Matt]

One.

[Zane]

One is a sinner.

[Matt]

One of the seven are sinners.

[Zane]

Wow. There's one that's not a nun.

[Heath]

Oh, man.

[Zane]

That's actually. That's an amazing video idea. Oh, my God. It's a jubilee. No, one is not a nun.

[Matt]

Nuns are, like, the backbone of the whole Catholic Church. Like, that's true. The Catholic Church be without nuns.

[Zane]

Okay, so Keith and I, Heath and I, when we were in Miami, we. Did I show you this page or. I think you said Heath and I constantly, we send each other before and after pictures of, like, people's like, crazy. Like, it's. And at first I thought it was. It was fake. I thought I was like, oh, these.

[Heath]

Are obviously really good ones or really bad ones.

[Matt]

Plastic surgery.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yes. I used to see really bad ones. That's all that popped on my feet. I was like, oh, these are terrible. Like, I can't believe, but like, boss. But, like, scary. Scary, right? And I was like, I, I, I've never seen, like, a good one, but, like, I guess the only ones you can get are, like, really bad ones. Like, scary ones. I don't know why you'd want to do that. And then I, all of a sudden, I saw one good one. I was like, oh, my God. I went to this page. There's this doctor in Bogota, Colombia, who just transforms people.

[Heath]

They, every single one turns into a male model. Be like a normal, kind of average looking. There's people that don't need to do it. Really?

[Jordan]

Yeah, they're the side by side looks like, like siblings.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Heath]

When you see some of these transformations, you're gonna lose your mind.

[Zane]

This guy does not miss. What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Matt]

I would just be so worried my friends would recognize me. Like, it's me, guys.

[Zane]

You know what? Get used to it, bud. Get used to it.

[Matt]

He's changed. No, but your personality, like, though, is not the same.

[Heath]

Imagine like, you've known. You've known me for years. All of a sudden, I come in male. You'd be like, heath.

[Zane]

You know what I'd get over? Because guess what? When you shave your hair, your beard, you look like a completely different person. So I will get used to it.

[Matt]

Yeah. He does incredible work on the jawlines. Like, a lot of these, like, their jawlines just look completely snatched, wider, strong.

[Zane]

Matt. I thought it was one of those, like, fake pages. When I saw this page was like, oh, this is Obviously fake AI.

[Matt]

It almost seems like he's face tuning, like he did a good job, but he like is accentuating what he already did.

[Zane]

Exactly. But these are 100 real. I'm going to all these videos. I'm not going to pull up the video. But there's videos of all these people. Nothing is face tuned.

[Matt]

Where does he live?

[Zane]

This Columbia?

[Matt]

Colombia.

[Heath]

Yeah, I always wanted to go to Columbia.

[Zane]

Me too. I actually DM'd him. I'm not gonna get anything. No, it's just fun to see. It's fun to see.

[Matt]

What are you like, what do you charge?

[Heath]

Guys, look, he goes, what would you do to me?

[Zane]

I just said fun.

[Matt]

Zane's like converting whatever the currency is in Colombia to like USD.

[Zane]

Look guys, I'm not saying I'm doing this, I'm just saying it. My God, they, they sell it good. They sell it good. Look at, look at these fuckers right here. They look amazing.

[Matt]

Do you want to be that good looking though?

[Heath]

Yes. Yes.

[Zane]

Zayn. Do you? Yeah. You can't tell me why not. You can't.

[Heath]

Okay? That's the thing. Why not? Because when is this possible? Why not? What's stopping you, Matt?

[Zane]

Everybody. If everybody were to walk into that office and somebody gives them the cash to get this done, what's the percentage that are gonna get this done? You tell me.

[Heath]

Why not?

[Matt]

Anxiety of just knowing. Everybody knows I have this like different.

[Zane]

Well, Matt, guess that's why.

[Heath]

That's why we're flying back and forth once a month for a year.

[Zane]

One job, come back, do it slow, just a little heat. What do you do with that? You work out, you eat better. They're gonna be like, well, damn, he's really taking care of himself. Look how amazing he looks in three years.

[Heath]

He's coming in.

[Zane]

No, no, guys, you need to do Zane's, Zane's program. He. Look at his face.

[Heath]

My testosterone is just filling out my face. I just like, ah.

[Zane]

So what if your friends literally teach you different? Guess what? They were never your friends to start. They were never your friends.

[Matt]

You're right. You're right. I wouldn't treat anybody differently.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Matt]

I would.

[Zane]

As long as you stay like you.

[Matt]

But I'm worried people would just. It's not maybe treating me differently.

[Zane]

You're 100, right? You have to have a certain like, outlook.

[Matt]

So if we were not as like public facing as we are. Yeah, I think I would be like really down for it. Like it's the scrutiny of the public and everyone just like knows you look different. There's the before, afters, red carpet picture, all of that.

[Heath]

But that's every single celebrity.

[Matt]

True, true, true, true.

[Heath]

Every single one of them got this done.

[Matt]

They. They did. They did not.

[Heath]

Every single one.

[Zane]

Just to be clear, I am not going to Colombia and, and doing this right now, but.

[Heath]

Right, right, guys, I'm.

[Zane]

Not doing this right this very second. But I, I, I truly was one of the people that was like, oh, these celebrities look perfect. That's why they're celebrities. They were handpicked by God. And they look beautiful. They. And I know these Kardashians, they get a lot of work done. You can get, like, you can tell. Like, the Botox, the fillers, you can tell. I just didn't know. You can go as far as a whole fucking a human change. Like, these people look like they went to the factory and they're like, all right, reset.

[Matt]

Yeah, it looks.

[Zane]

I want a new face. That's what it looks like.

[Matt]

Mirror.

[Zane]

Yes. It's. Dude, it's.

[Heath]

It's like he went from smoking crack to smoking hot. Like, look at this.

[Zane]

So baby Smokey cracked a salad crack like Empire. My guy, he's on the top.

[Matt]

You could commit a crime, get the surgery, and not get caught. People would be like this. Clearly. Yeah, clearly. It's not him.

[Heath]

No, trust me, it's not him.

[Zane]

I would. If I was this doctor, I would name my facility. My facility, my factory, my. My doctor's office. 2 210.

[Heath]

2 to 10.

[Zane]

2 to 10.

[Heath]

Good. Take you from a 2 to a 10.

[Zane]

2 to a 10.

[Heath]

And that would be the address, too.

[Zane]

22 10.

[Heath]

21 0.

[Matt]

He.

[Zane]

Let's open it up. Okay, let's open one up. Oh, all right. Go to this lady right here. The first video.

[Matt]

What? No, that's not real. Wait. No way.

[Heath]

Crazy, huh, Zayn? And we say, why not?

[Zane]

Why not?

[Matt]

What in the world?

[Heath]

Insane.

[Zane]

They take me to Columbia.

[Heath]

I need a vacation.

[Zane]

I'm a vacation.

[Matt]

How long is that recovery time, Then he got to stay in Colombia, though, for, like, months.

[Zane]

I, I, I. Colombia.

[Heath]

I don't know. I'm just getting used to it.

[Matt]

Is he in Bogota?

[Zane]

You love Colombian food, you know, recover.

[Heath]

On the beach, little, you know.

[Zane]

This guy, this doctor's gonna hit us, though. He's gonna give us a free work after this promo. We're just. Oh, man. He's gonna give us a whole full body rejuvenation. Matt, we in recovery.

[Matt]

Just had a full body cast. Every bit.

[Zane]

Let's go.

[Heath]

I'll get it all.

[Zane]

Welcome back to Zany Heath unfiltered.

[Heath]

And that's the thing. We're gonna develop a little bit of an accent from being there for a while.

[Matt]

Y' all are gonna be a movie.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

Wow. I got. Guys, I literally. I'm drenched right now.

[Heath]

You're excited?

[Zane]

Yeah, it's just. I love, I love this. This is so cool.

[Jordan]

I love this.

[Heath]

He's already Columbia.

[Zane]

I love it. What's your plans this weekend, guys? Anybody?

[Matt]

My brother's wedding.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Matt]

Everybody's finished. Yeah, Finished, pa, published, basically memorized. I was like running it all over in my head.

[Heath]

Feel free to test it.

[Zane]

Yeah, if you would. You like?

[Matt]

No, I think it's just like sometimes I'll be saying out loud, I'm like, oh, wait, I gotta switch that part a little bit of that part. I'm the last person to speak though, which I'm a little like, oh, damn. I just.

[Zane]

Oh, you're the clo. Yeah. Because you're like the closest.

[Matt]

Yeah, but I just want to like, get it done. Good question. Father the bride, father the groom and maid of honor, best man. And then I think there's like some. A girlfriend and another boyfriend, you know, that kind of stuff. So it'll be good. Just everyone's coming into town, relatives, all of that, you know.

[Zane]

You guys, the venue situation.

[Matt]

Good, they found one. It's good. Set ready to go. Just. We just got to keep helping out and. Amazing.

[Zane]

When does that. It starts Friday. Like the.

[Matt]

The wedding is Friday originally, but because of like the last minute venue change, it was the only place that like. Okay. Could take them in.

[Zane]

You know, Friday's good. Friday's still like the weekend. It's. It's starting off hot.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's just like LA traffic, though, you know, you just gotta got to tell people coming in, prepare just, you know, for delays. Get there at the right time and thank gosh, Patricia's done with jury duty.

[Zane]

Oh, that finished. How many days does that last?

[Matt]

It was like a week and a day. What day?

[Zane]

Put that son of a. Guilty.

[Matt]

Put that son of a.

[Zane]

In jail.

[Matt]

I don't want to. I don't know much about the crime, but somebody there was a decision made.

[Heath]

Good.

[Matt]

So that happened. That's. So. Yeah. It's my brother's wedding. Then we're going the Dodgers game, which will be fun.

[Zane]

Well, congratulations, Kev.

[Matt]

Probably get a Dodger dog. How could you not at the Dodgers stadium? What else? I feel like there was something else, but. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. All wedding focus.

[Heath]

Like a little helmet bowl. That's really good.

[Matt]

With like the nacho cheese in it. Oh, I got it.

[Jordan]

They just put ice cream in it.

[Heath]

I want. I want ice cream right now. Should we get ice cream after this?

[Jordan]

I think we're okay.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Jordan]

A little meltdown yesterday.

[Zane]

Oh, my. Oh, my God. It was about your weight. Oh, my God. No, I had one too, when I got the Texas skin. Heath. I was upside down. Heath. It was really bad.

[Mariah]

I.

[Zane]

He's just like, should I get one too? I was like, don't do it. Don't do it.

[Heath]

I didn't need to. I don't do it. I had the PA and everything the next day.

[Zane]

It's crazy because, like when it's. It's the numbers. When you see the numbers next to each other like that, it really gets you. It's like.

[Heath]

I didn't need to see the numbers. I needed to see my closet and the clothes that I used to be wearing. That I no longer.

[Zane]

Oh, me, Heath. Me too. Oh, my God. I couldn't fit.

[Heath]

Hey, Jordan, you're laughing a little bit.

[Zane]

Too hard in there. I can't fit in any of my Coachella stuff.

[Heath]

I don't fit in it.

[Zane]

I barely fit in these pants. It's crazy. Garrett was always like, what happened? Why aren't you fitting in all your. In your clothes? He. Dude, he. He grilled me.

[Heath]

I had last night what the kids are calling a crash out.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

You know, it's. It's those times right now, I think. I think Rookery is merging grid for sure.

[Heath]

You know what?

[Matt]

Again?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

What was that?

[Jordan]

I know you wouldn't get it.

[Matt]

I know what you're saying.

[Heath]

Mercury is merger. Agree.

[Zane]

And that's why we're in that phase of the planets, you know?

[Heath]

No, I think the main thing was I was supposed to go to the premiere last night as well.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

And it was formal, and I did not fit in any of my dress clothes. My dress pants, my suits, nothing fits.

[Matt]

It too big.

[Zane]

You know, Mariah was.

[Heath]

I was too big.

[Zane]

Mariah was like, oh, my God, my dress doesn't fit either. But it fit her perfectly.

[Heath]

She was just trying to, like, make me feel better.

[Matt]

He wore a T shirt in pants. Yeah.

[Zane]

I came in the regular.

[Matt]

Yeah. And Tom was wearing a T shirt.

[Zane]

It's because I think the. For pictures of the red carpet, you.

[Matt]

Got things tailored too tight.

[Heath]

No, I got them tailored to what I was. Oh, it wasn't too tight.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

But no, I got really excited, and I got all my clothes, like, from.

[Matt]

The dry cleaner get fitted to.

[Heath]

We're getting this taken in. And I did it to every single one.

[Matt]

Dad would make me crash.

[Heath]

I literally brought every single suit to this guy.

[Jordan]

So handsome.

[Matt]

Right? Can you take him out? I don't even know how to understand how tailors work. I understand hemming and stuff like that, but when we're adding fabric, removing fabric, you can bring it back. Like, that's some magic. I know. I should just do my own research and figure out how it's done.

[Heath]

It depends on if they, like, cut it.

[Matt]

I've never had something tailored ever.

[Heath]

It's the best thing. It's like a suit. A suit. I would say tailor. Like a nice.

[Zane]

Yeah. Suit that you bought happy with.

[Matt]

Like, it fits me how I like nobody.

[Jordan]

You might have a pretty eyes. How perfect it could be. Like, just made for you.

[Zane]

Yeah, right. And I also think your body shape, like, you have pretty wide.

[Heath]

Should like most things, like jacket and shirt.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Because Heath and I, we have, like, slim shoulders, but then we can be wide in certain areas, so it just doesn't look right on us.

[Matt]

So it's like, I just, like, a classic fit that it just looks like a normal suit. Suit. Like, I can't.

[Zane]

No, no, I know, but it doesn't.

[Heath]

Have to be, like, skin tight morphing around you. Just like. Like a structure.

[Zane]

It will, like, it looks lumpy on us when we were like. We have to just get it, like, a little bit, like, tightened in certain areas just so looks like a suit on.

[Matt]

You got it.

[Heath]

So, like, for people of different sizes, if we were to get a bigger waist, it starts bagging out the legs. Right. For somebody, like. Or our waist, our chest size is different, so it fits everything else baggier because they're expecting it to be an overall bigger person.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

So you have to go bigger in certain areas to accommodate that, but then everything else is bigger. And you don't want, like. I don't need my sleeves to be that much baggier. I just needed a little bit more room here.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

So they'll, like, pull the sleeves in a little bit to make it not so, like, you're swimming in it, right?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Just try being our size, Amy.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You don't understand.

[Heath]

It's gotta get back on track, that's all.

[Zane]

It's easy. It takes, like, two weeks.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Jordan]

You want some ice cream to make you feel better?

[Heath]

But that's the thing, dude. It really is. It's a vicious cycle.

[Matt]

Cut my finger yesterday, cooking.

[Zane]

Oh, my. Oh, my God. Let me see.

[Matt]

It hurt. It really hurt. It could have been a lot worse.

[Zane]

Oh. When it, like, barely touches the skin, that's the worst, I think. You know?

[Matt]

Do you ever have, like, those, like, onion choppers that you just, like, put the onion in dices him.

[Zane]

Oh, no.

[Matt]

It saves so much time. But I picked up the little. Little dicer thing, like, right on the blade, and it just. Right into me. Could have been wor. It could have been a lot worse, I think, right before a wedding. And you're like, God, do I need stitches on the tip of my finger?

[Zane]

Remember. Remember the. The. The triangle pool. The pool triangle prank? When it hit your nose and immediately in your head you're like, I'm meeting.

[Matt]

Patricia's parents this weekend. Pain of your nose.

[Jordan]

Does it hit the bridge of your nose?

[Zane]

Yeah, hit the bridge.

[Matt]

Thoroughly convinced I was about to, like, bruise. And it was like, also the front lip.

[Zane]

Yeah, I.

[Jordan]

The worst.

[Matt]

That was, like, the most. It's the Thing is if, like, if it happened like on a random day, like.

[Zane]

Okay, no, I know, I know.

[Matt]

It's just like I am about to leave tomorrow.

[Zane]

It's funny.

[Jordan]

Remember getting hit in the face with a basketball?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That's also another thing that added to it is like you cry instantly hit.

[Heath]

In the face of the basketball literally makes the. The front of your face feel completely flat. You know that feeling of when it slaps you and it covers every square inch of your face and it feels.

[Zane]

Like it is crazy. It makes you like for.05 seconds, as soon as it hits, it makes you want to cry. But then you're like, I'm an adult. It's just like.

[Matt]

It's just your tear ducts are just all right there and it just. The nerves just make it water.

[Zane]

Oh. Like a volleyball. Like, you know, like the edges when it's like like a really old volleyball ball. Like that you that so specific, the indent of that ball. Oh, it just makes you want to cry. And they're all looking at you like this. Like it looks like you just got bullied, but everyone just like feels bad that you just got hit with a ball.

[Heath]

Nobody wants to like, say anything.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's tough, but.

[Heath]

Yeah, you know what else is tough?

[Zane]

What?

[Heath]

Having to end this episode. Thank you guys so much. Well, we have our Patreon if you guys want to hang out with us a little bit longer. We keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast. You also get early access ad free. We do a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q and A Every single month. Patreon.com zaynandheath make sure to check it out.

[Zane]

Check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on our YouTube channel, YouTube.com Zane and Eth where you can see our beautiful faces and check out everything that we're talking about. Like, you know, if we're like talking about pictures and shit, you get to watch it on YouTube and. Love you so much. Thank you for. Thank you for tuning in and we will see you guys next time. Unwinders. We'll see you in five seconds.

[Heath]

Love ya.

[Zane]

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