Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 291: Banned From Flying, Getting Scammed, & Rude Employees

Release Date: July 7, 2025

1. Farewell to Mariah and Special Episode Announcement

Timestamp: 02:05 – 03:05

The episode opens with Zane and Heath sharing the bittersweet news of Mariah's departure from the podcast as she embarks on her motherhood journey. Zane expresses his frustration about not being able to attend Mariah's ultrasound appointments, saying, “I was there for like the first couple times she went to the OB and I just like, it sucks not being there, you know” (01:43).

Heath adds, “This is more sad for you guys than us because we'll see her all the time but you guys won't see her” (01:35), highlighting the personal impact of her absence.

2. AI and Game Creation

Timestamp: 03:00 – 06:00

The hosts delve into the implications of Artificial Intelligence (AI) in creative processes. Zane shares his experience using ChatGPT to generate a "Mad Gab" style sentence, saying, “I literally went into ChatGPT and I said Mad Gab style sentence for quotes. We're having a baby. Instantly it spit that out” (03:35).

Heath expresses a mixed sentiment towards AI: “I have such a love-hate relationship for it where I'm just like, yes when it helps you come up with a mad gag game. Yes. But then I see an AI being used for, like, to blow up. I just like, I hate it” (04:26). This highlights the dual nature of AI as both a tool for creativity and a potential threat.

3. Caffeine Consumption and Health

Timestamp: 10:10 – 23:16

The conversation shifts to caffeine intake, focusing on matcha, coffee, and pre-workout supplements. Carrie Champion introduces the topic, and the discussion encompasses the differences in caffeine sources and their effects.

Mariah recounts her recent matcha experience: “I went down and got myself a matcha... I had it this morning. How much caffeine is in a matcha? Because I'm not feeling anything” (11:43). Zane mentions his caffeine tolerance, stating, “I don't feel like when I drink coffee doesn't make me feel any different” (12:01), while Heath discusses his preference for certain pre-workouts: “I take the ZLA pre-workout. It's pretty clean. I get no jitters from it” (18:33).

The trio also touches on melatonin usage for sleep, with Heath sharing his experience: “I took two Let Me Sleep gummies... I got a perfect amount of sleep last night” (22:10).

4. Discussion on Winged Hussars

Timestamp: 32:32 – 35:00

Zane introduces the historical topic of the Winged Hussars, elite cavalry from Poland renowned for their distinctive winged armor and battlefield prowess. He describes their fearsome reputation: “They would ride around on horseback with these big wings... they would impale people” (32:32).

Heath reacts with amazement: “How are they fighting with that thing on?” (32:45), while Mariah humorously speculates on potential familial connections to these warriors, adding a light-hearted tone to the historical discussion.

5. Scamming and Rude Employees

Timestamp: 34:00 – 51:07

A significant portion of the episode addresses the prevalence of scams and encounters with rude employees. Heath shares his frustration with scam calls: “They just got me 200 to put it on a site... that's insane” (39:16). Zane recounts his experience with bank account scams, emphasizing the importance of vigilance: “I check my bank account every single day to see if there's [unauthorized activity]” (40:27).

The hosts also discuss TSA agents' inappropriate jokes and the consequences of making insensitive remarks on flights. Zane narrates an incident where a TSA agent cracked a bomb joke, leading to a tense situation: “What a completely inappropriate for them to make that joke” (42:30).

Additionally, they explore the challenges of dealing with internal scammers within communities, highlighting the systemic issues that allow such behaviors to persist.

6. Blue Angels and Military Pilots

Timestamp: 58:00 – 65:00

The conversation transitions to the Blue Angels, the U.S. Navy’s flight demonstration squadron. Zane shares his childhood fascination with the Blue Angels: “Like, they are the best of the best” (58:17). The hosts marvel at the pilots' skill and dedication, discussing the precision required for their aerial maneuvers.

Mariah highlights the intense training and the camaraderie among the pilots: “They just have one of the most incredible pilots, elite” (60:11). The discussion underscores the admiration for the Blue Angels' professionalism and the rigorous standards they uphold.

7. Poop Cruise Documentary

Timestamp: 82:00 – 89:00

In a humorous segment, the hosts discuss a recent documentary about the infamous "Poop Cruise." Heath describes the disastrous voyage where an electrical fire led to sanitation failures: “They had to use red bags... The hallway started seeping with poop from the sewer” (83:25).

Mariah and Zane laugh over the absurdity of the situation, imagining the chaos and the passengers' reactions. They compare it to the movie "Triangle of Sadness," emphasizing the comedic yet tragic elements of such real-life disasters.

Heath adds, “It's absolutely hilarious... the toilets were like lasagna” (87:35), encapsulating the blend of humor and incredulity in their recounting of the events.

8. Rude Employees and Customer Service

Timestamp: 75:00 – 78:41

The episode concludes with light-hearted but candid discussions about encounters with rude employees at establishments like Chick-fil-A and Wiener Circle. Zane and Heath critique the over-the-top customer service tactics, sharing their preferences for genuine interactions over forced performances.

Heath mentions a viral video of a Chick-fil-A employee acting overly cheerful, while Mariah laments the misuse of continuity in TV show food scenes: “They're always eating, like with the boxes and stuff” (80:17).

The hosts express their distaste for insincere customer service behaviors, advocating for authentic and respectful interactions in the service industry.

Notable Quotes

• Zane at 01:43: “I was there for like the first couple times she went to the OB and I just like, it sucks not being there, you know.”

• Heath at 04:26: “I have such a love-hate relationship for [AI] where I'm just like, yes when it helps you come up with a mad gag game. Yes. But then I see an AI being used for, like, to blow up. I just like, I hate it.”

• Mariah at 11:43: “How much caffeine is in a matcha? Because I'm not feeling anything.”

• Zane at 32:32: “They would ride around on horseback with these big wings... they would impale people.”

• Heath at 39:16: “That's insane.”

• Zane at 42:30: “That is a completely inappropriate for them to make that joke.”

• Heath at 83:25: “They had to use red bags... The hallway started seeping with poop from the sewer.”

• Heath at 87:35: “It's absolutely hilarious... the toilets were like lasagna.”

Conclusions and Insights

In this episode, Zane and Heath navigate a diverse array of topics, blending humor with insightful commentary. They address personal milestones, the evolving role of AI in creativity, the challenges of maintaining health routines, and the pervasive issues of scams and poor customer service. Their discussions on military excellence and bizarre real-life disasters add depth and variety to the conversation.

A recurring theme is the balance between technological advancements and maintaining human authenticity. Whether discussing AI’s role in game creation or the importance of genuine customer interactions, the hosts emphasize the value of human touch in an increasingly automated world.

Additionally, the episode underscores the importance of vigilance against scams and the need for improved customer service standards. By sharing personal anecdotes and engaging in light-hearted banter, Zane and Heath provide listeners with both entertainment and practical takeaways.

Note: The timestamps correspond to the moments in the transcript where the quotes and discussions occur, providing context and authenticity to the summary.