292: Reminiscing Over our 10 Year Journey

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered — Episode 292: Reminiscing Over Our 10 Year Journey

Release Date: July 14, 2025

In this heartfelt and reflective episode, hosts Zane and Heath take their listeners on a comprehensive journey through their decade-long experience in the digital content creation landscape. From their early days on Vine to their current endeavors, the duo delves deep into personal growth, maintaining authenticity, and navigating the complexities of fame.

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Reflecting on the Past: Vine and Early Days

Zane and Heath begin by reminiscing about their time on Vine, sharing their initial feelings of embarrassment despite the platform's success. Heath reveals, "[We] felt like it was awkward. Like, we were a little embarrassed by our skit" (02:07). This sentiment is echoed by Zane, who adds, "But we wouldn't even bring it up" (02:22), highlighting their reluctance to boast about their early achievements despite receiving positive feedback from friends and followers.

Dealing with Hometown Perception

The hosts discuss the mixed reactions from their hometown friends during their rise on Vine. Heath notes, "Somebody else would overhear that and be like, you guys don't stop talking about Vine. We get it" (02:10). This reflects the challenges they faced in balancing their newfound fame with their established relationships, often feeling misunderstood or judged for their online personas.

Maintaining Humility and Authenticity

Zane and Heath emphasize the importance of staying grounded amidst their success. They assert, "We don't want to be at a vulnerable state... Let's keep the coop small" (06:10 & 07:07). By keeping their community tight-knit, they aim to preserve the authenticity that initially drew their audience, avoiding the pitfalls of overexpansion and superficial connections.

Building a Tight-Knit Community

The value of a close community is a recurring theme. Heath explains, "If you've got a smaller group, they're tighter-knit, they're more meaningful, and you have better relationships" (07:16). This approach has allowed them to foster meaningful interactions with their listeners and collaborators, ensuring sustained support and genuine engagement.

Podcast Growth: Patreon and Live Shows

Acknowledging the evolution of their podcast, Zane and Heath discuss leveraging platforms like Patreon to enhance listener engagement. Heath mentions, "We have a Patreon... you get extended cuts... early access ad-free" (07:30). Additionally, they highlight the benefits of live Q&As, describing them as "a whole nother podcast episode" that bring fresh stories and ideas, thereby enriching their content and listener experience.

Personal Life Updates: Moving, Pregnancy, and Future Plans

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to personal updates. Heath shares the joyous news of expecting a baby, reflecting on the impending move and its impact on their lives and podcast. He states, "I have a baby coming soon... it's coming" (13:28), while Zane expresses his excitement, anticipating the changes it will bring. They discuss strategies to ensure the podcast remains consistent despite these life changes, reassuring listeners, "The show's not stopping. The show's not going anywhere" (14:36).

Handling Public Interaction and Online Criticism

The duo addresses the challenges of public scrutiny and online negativity. Zane emphasizes the need for kindness, saying, "Let’s just be a little nicer to each other" (12:11). They advocate for focusing on positive interactions and minimizing toxic engagements to maintain the show's longevity and their mental well-being.

Beliefs and Ghosts

In a more playful segment, Zane and Heath delve into discussions about supernatural beliefs and historical events like the Salem witch trials. They ponder, "What if new technology didn't pull us away from paper but brought us closer to it?" (23:09), weaving their musings with lighthearted banter about the nature of ghosts and witches, highlighting their diverse range of conversation topics that blend humor with introspection.

Documentaries and Media

The conversation transitions to media consumption, with Zane and Heath recommending the "Paradise Lost" documentary series. Zane enthuses, "It's like one of the most insane documentaries I've ever seen" (36:47), encouraging listeners to engage with compelling storytelling that offers deep insights into societal issues, further demonstrating their commitment to thought-provoking content.

Travel Plans and Long Flights

Zane shares his upcoming travel plans, detailing an 18-hour flight to Thailand followed by a short trip to Ibiza. He humorously critiques the inefficiency of long flights, stating, "18 hours is out of control" (40:50), and discusses the challenges of in-flight experiences. The hosts also express caution about tourist activities, particularly those potentially harmful to wildlife, such as elephant rides, reflecting their awareness and responsibility towards ethical tourism.

Health and Fitness Conversations

Towards the end of the episode, Zane and Heath engage in a candid discussion about physical health and fitness routines. Heath expresses his efforts to stay active, "I'm trying to get healthier... I gotta be" (65:26), while Zane encourages him, emphasizing the importance of staying fit for future family activities. This segment underscores their dedication to personal well-being and its significance in their lives.

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Notable Quotes

• Heath on Early Embarrassment: "We felt like it was awkward. Like, we were a little embarrassed by our skit." (02:07)

• Zane on Not Boasting: "But we wouldn't even bring it up." (02:22)

• Zane on Community Size: "We don't want to be at a vulnerable state... Let's keep the coop small." (07:07)

• Heath on Tight-Knit Relationships: "If you've got a smaller group, they're tighter-knit, they're more meaningful, and you have better relationships." (07:16)

• Heath on Podcast Growth: "We have a Patreon... you get extended cuts... early access ad-free." (07:30)

• Heath on Personal News: "I have a baby coming soon... it's coming." (13:28)

• Zane on Public Kindness: "Let’s just be a little nicer to each other." (12:11)

• Zane on Documentary Recommendation: "It's like one of the most insane documentaries I've ever seen." (36:47)

• Zane on Travel Frustrations: "18 hours is out of control." (40:50)

• Heath on Staying Healthy: "I'm trying to get healthier... I gotta be." (65:26)

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Conclusion

Episode 292 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered" serves as a reflective milestone for the hosts, encapsulating a decade of experiences, growth, and enduring friendship. By weaving personal anecdotes with professional insights, Zane and Heath offer listeners an authentic glimpse into their lives, reinforcing the values of humility, community, and continuous improvement. Their commitment to maintaining a genuine connection with their audience, even amidst significant life changes, underscores the essence of their long-standing success in the podcasting world.

Transcript

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[Heath]

Know what's really funny is we had Jordan on a bonus episode and Remy was asking him, like, what did people from our hometown like, what was his perspective of us doing Vine? And, oh, I never got to, like, really hear from and out, like, oh, from.

[Zane]

From Jordan.

[Heath]

Yeah, I only got to hear, like, what we talk about, like, from our vine days.

[Zane]

Well, I mean, I. I was getting told to my face from friends about how they felt about us. They're like, it's crazy because they're not funny in person. That's. That's how all the conversations.

[Heath]

We did get that a lot. But yeah, no, you know what I hated the most? People would come up to us like, this is like, right when we were, like, starting to pop off on vine and. And we wouldn't talk about it. Like, we felt like it was awkward. Like, we were a little embarrassed by our skit.

[Zane]

Of course, yeah, we're embarrassed. But, like, it did. It did well.

[Heath]

Fun.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But then they would come up and they would ask us about it and be like, oh, how's like, the whole vine thing going? And we'd be like, oh, it's going well. And then somebody else would overhear that and be like, you guys don't Stop talking about Vine. We get it.

[Zane]

But we wouldn't even bring it up. We would never bring it up.

[Heath]

Never bring it up. It would always get brought up. And like, we, like, answer the question.

[Zane]

Yeah. Especially me and you. Me and you. We are always very, very humble. We would never, ever bring it up. In social settings, in group settings. We would never just be like, by the way, even vine ideas or anything like that. We would just. We would have our own private sessions about that. And then when we meet up with friends, not a word, but.

[Heath]

But they'd be like, we get it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, I didn't bring it up.

[Zane]

Oh, and if somebody came up and recognized. Forget it. Eye rolls. But like, if we were. We were friends, I think it was more because our friends were never used to it. It's not. They were not. I don't want to say they were jealous of us at all. It was more just like, I think they were more annoyed for us, but, like, we weren't annoyed by it.

[Heath]

Thought that we thought we were something else.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. When I, like, I feel like we, We. I think we. To this day, I feel like we don't deserve it. We. I can't wait to give it to your kid.

[Heath]

That's another thing.

[Zane]

I can't wait to give this podcast to your kid. Your kid can take over podcast.

[Heath]

Go get. Would be crazy if this was running up until he's old enough to, like, record and it's just like, oh, my.

[Zane]

God, I love that. Have him take my spot. A father son duo. Yes. I get.

[Heath]

I get a. I can see it now.

[Zane]

But. Yeah, no, it's. But Jordan, how did you feel when we were. When we were blowing up, Popping off. Popping off on Vine.

[Jordan]

I thought you guys were hometown heroes.

[Zane]

Really? When you guys.

[Jordan]

When you guys went to California and, like, left, it felt like went off.

[Heath]

And they were people like, oh, they'll be back in a year. Don't worry.

[Zane]

My parents were. Yeah, yeah, same my dad. They'll be back.

[Heath]

My parents let me go knowing that it was. Wasn't going to be long.

[Zane]

Oh, I know your parents didn't knew we were coming back.

[Heath]

Go try. They thought I was going to be back.

[Zane]

But you know what? I. No, I completely understood where they're coming from because our vines were just so. Just. Yeah. If that's all they had to work off. If my kid showed me the. And like, that's all they had to work, I'd be like, oh, yeah, you're.

[Heath]

Coming back and you're going to Hollywood for This.

[Zane]

You're for this.

[Heath]

Dream big, sweetheart.

[Zane]

Dream big.

[Heath]

That's so. Hometown hero is really funny.

[Zane]

That's really funny. The, like. Do they still have, like, yearbooks in the schools that we were in? We're in. Do they have. Do they have that still in, like, high schools?

[Heath]

Like, yeah, they still got yearbooks.

[Zane]

No, no, not yearbooks. The. They'll have, like, a wall or a section where it's like, here's our students that.

[Heath]

No, there's no alumni in the yearbook.

[Zane]

They had it for Tiffany Moore.

[Heath]

Not in the yearbook.

[Zane]

Not in a yearbook.

[Heath]

But they have future. We're on, like, Wikipedia. We're on famous alumni for our school.

[Zane]

Oh, they don't have it, like, on a wall. Our pictures.

[Heath]

Our pictures aren't in the hallway. I thought. No, not like. Not like crazy.

[Zane]

But we should call.

[Heath]

We should call them and get it.

[Zane]

I'm not. Look, I'm not trying to get that. I just. I thought that schools did. I don't know what the.

[Heath]

What a shrine. It's statues tonight. Maybe it's us with our phone. My statue is recording you.

[Zane]

You know what? They definitely have it for athletes. I think if it came from their south Plantation of football. If they came from their football, it's a little different. I think they have it. They definitely have pictures.

[Heath]

There would be assigned football in the.

[Zane]

Auditorium, but they don't have, like, a V symbol somewhere. Put me.

[Heath]

Put me on the camera class.

[Zane]

Take their camera courses there.

[Heath]

No, I didn't. I showed up.

[Zane]

But he would have been in our camera courses if he was into photography.

[Heath]

That's right. That's right.

[Zane]

Oh, man. Hometown heroes. I'm gonna change my bio.

[Heath]

No. We literally just got lucky.

[Zane]

Hometown hero.

[Heath]

Like, it's all luck.

[Zane]

100 luck.

[Heath]

It's luck and riding the wave.

[Zane]

There's a little bit of strategy in the back end that we did. But, like, again, look, all luck.

[Heath]

It's all.

[Zane]

Like, anybody could have done that too. Like, it was luck. 100.

[Heath]

We kept going. We pivoted when we needed. We got lucky. And we're just grateful.

[Zane]

Yeah. We've always been grateful.

[Heath]

That's all it is.

[Zane]

Because we know one day this could be gone, snatched from us. We know that. We know that. And that's why we don't take advantage. That's why we always keep ourselves to a C minus. You know, we get grounded. We don't want to. We don't want to be too clean of an image.

[Heath]

We're not trying to be too big.

[Zane]

Yeah, exactly.

[Heath]

We're, like, right I'm so good with where we are.

[Zane]

You know, I get.

[Heath]

We got. We got our Die Hards right here. How y' all doing?

[Zane]

Hi.

[Heath]

For you.

[Zane]

And you know what?

[Heath]

We're not. We don't need one more.

[Zane]

Let's keep the coop small. Let's keep it small. You know what? If the views on the show go down. God, let's go down a little bit.

[Heath]

Let's take it back a notch.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because we don't want to be at a vulnerable state.

[Heath]

It's what they say about, like, best friends. Like, if you've got 100 friends, you're not really close to any of them.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Heath]

But if you've got a smaller group, they're tighter knit, they're more meaningful, and you have better relationships.

[Zane]

Exactly. Todd Cullen, he's number one Cullen. I know him.

[Heath]

Yep.

[Zane]

I know him because I. He's our best friend.

[Heath]

He's always on the Lives. He's always on Patreon, hanging out with us. Oh, and if you guys didn't know, we have a patreon. Patreon.com zanenheath if you want to check it out. We keep these cameras rolling. You get extended cuts of every single podcast episode. You get them a few days early ad free. We do a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q and A every sing month. It's a good time.

[Zane]

And honestly, the lives are so fun because we actually. It's a whole nother podcast episode. We talk about that we, like, don't even think about because you guys are constantly talking with us, and that brings up new stories, new ideas. We actually. We love to chat on the lives. On the lives. Talk about what we should do in the future. Like, different ideas. 300. 300 episodes coming up. What should we do? Just different. Like that. We'd love to talk to you guys about that.

[Heath]

So he's gonna fill the fourth seat.

[Zane]

Exactly. You never know. But you might know if you're on our live q and A's, you have.

[Heath]

To check it out.

[Zane]

Yeah, they're more of a hangout. They're. I think we do a lot. We do a lot less answering question. We do a lot more just, like, chitchat and. And.

[Heath]

But they come with some heavy hitters. They want. They want to know what's going on.

[Zane]

They do. And I, like I said, I do want to break. I. I want to find a website or a platform where we can bring in people again, because I miss that so much. We used to do that on that one website, but it wasn't that good. But we want to start doing lives where we could bring people in. It's like a whole zoom call.

[Heath]

And you know what? We want to be open. We. You know what I see? I see a lot of chitter chatter, a little this and that about not being unfiltered. You want. You want. You want me to say it? Patreon, Trump, free Palestine. What else do you want? Like. Like, period.

[Zane]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Heath]

I'm ready to.

[Zane]

We're. We're opening ourselves up, guys. This is the first. This is what happens when Matt Mariah are gone. We really, truly open up. We're out of control. Jordan is already like, cut the cameras.

[Heath]

I'm tired of being told what not to say what to Trump v. Palestine for life. I saw somebody said that Heath was at the inauguration. I'm like. So I'm like, y' all just talk out your ass sometimes.

[Zane]

You know what really killed me? When they're like, oh, here comes a Trump, baby. I was like, I'm done.

[Heath]

Done.

[Zane]

It's. That's it. It's. Now you're bringing his baby into it. Now I got a fucking problem with that. That's my.

[Heath]

You don't go against Uncle.

[Zane]

That's my who. That's my. My knee.

[Heath]

That's your nephew.

[Zane]

My. That's my fucking nephew right there. So you shut the fuck up. Eat my ass. And that's all we have to say. Run the intro.

[Heath]

That's starting off hot.

[Zane]

It's coming off, baby. Oh, my God. What are you doing?

[Heath]

Wow.

[Zane]

So it does the whole thing. Do. Do better moves. Let's go. You got this. There you okay? Watch out, watch out. All right, all right, Watch out. Okay, Getting a little crazy over there. All right, well, welcome back to Zany, Heath. Unfiltered. Unfiltered.

[Heath]

Come on, now. Holla if you hear me.

[Zane]

I'm Zane.

[Heath]

I'm Heath. We got Jordan over here. Say what's up, Jordy.

[Zane]

What's up?

[Heath]

Hello.

[Zane]

Oh, cutie. And y' all, stop. Don't talk about him too. I. I see any comments, you and your kids and your mother.

[Jordan]

Thank you.

[Heath]

Everybody just be nice. Everybody's so mean. So nasty.

[Zane]

I know we could be nasty sometimes, but, like, we try to be nasty to ourselves. We don't try to go past ourselves.

[Heath]

You want to hate anybody, Hate yourself.

[Zane]

Yeah, exactly. Hate your fucking selves. Don't hate us, because we only taste.

[Heath]

We already ate ourselves. Okay, enough.

[Zane]

Enough is enough. But Heath and I is. It's just us today. Matt is out of town right now. He's actually out of town for a few weeks. So we're like, you know what? Instead of trying to, like, crunch a bunch of episodes in a few days, you know, the quality goes down when we start doing that. So we were like, let's just do an episode. Just Danny Heath. Just like. Because we've done it before. It's fun.

[Heath]

I like the.

[Zane]

It's.

[Heath]

It's got the juice.

[Zane]

Yeah, it does. I didn't know you're coming in like that. Told me you were coming in. I like that. A little bit well prepared. I would have wore pants. I just, you know, I like to wear pants on big episodes.

[Heath]

You're right. You're right.

[Zane]

I didn't know this was going to be a big episode. Now everyone's going to see my peach.

[Heath]

I'm just tired.

[Zane]

No, it's fine, Heath. And I was tired too.

[Heath]

And people. And people being mean to Remy and Alicia. Leave them alone. Leave them alone.

[Zane]

You're causing a lot of the sweetest people panic attacks within our group. Guys, I had an episode yesterday. Let me tell you right now. I had an episode. And you know, sometimes it just. It's a lot and I take it out on the wrong people. And I think it's just important that we just be a little nicer to each other. You know what I mean? It's just. It just keeps the show going.

[Heath]

We're all trying our best.

[Zane]

Yeah. If we. If we want to. If we want the show to keep going. Everybody attacks us because they don't want it to end. Everybody. Everybody get on them. Time to end. Unfiltered oh, no, guys, no, please don't. I'm. Look, I know what I'm doing is inviting it now. No, please. It's not like we're going to. We're going to hide the fucking hiding. All comments. Do whatever you need to do. Blocked. He.

[Heath]

You feel like looking at you see, you seem happy right now. I haven't seen this side of you.

[Zane]

And no, because we're like, really? We're letting it out. It is free. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulder.

[Heath]

Seriously, I don't wish people birthday wishes anymore online because somebody's gonna get upset that I didn't make a public statement on their birthday.

[Zane]

It's just.

[Heath]

And I can't deal with it.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's a. It's a game of catch up. And you have to. You have to make sure you hit mustard over here. Yeah, you have to. Exactly. You have to. You have to like, if you're going to talk about one thing, you better talk about everything. Or else what do you look like? That means you care about one thing and you don't care about the other thing. We just try to keep it. We just try to keep it happy. Stupid, dumb stuff. And we've. We've been like that since the first episode, you know, so if you guys can just ride along with that type of content, that'd be amazing.

[Heath]

I have a baby coming soon. Okay. Yeah. Way more important shit to worry about. I'm packing up the house. We're getting ready to move, and it's a very busy time, but all good. Amazing things. Very blessed, very grateful. And it's coming.

[Zane]

It's coming up really soon, super fast.

[Heath]

Are we. What are we in July now? You doing okay?

[Zane]

No, no, I'm. I'm doing fine. Like, I don't need. I don't have any big moves coming. I don't have a baby coming. I'm good. I. I really. I. I'm constantly thinking about you. I'm like, I don't want to bug him too much. I know he has so much going on, but I just can't wait for you to get out there and fully settle in and have this baby. I feel like once all that happens and once you get all your little renovations done, once the baby is, like, not so fresh, where you're just worried about every single thing that baby's going to be around or whether the baby is, you know, whatever, I think you'll really. It'll feel really nice.

[Heath]

It's gonna be nice.

[Zane]

Ring, I'm really excited for you. For next.

[Heath]

I think, like, six months in, we're gonna really get into the groove of things. Get, like, figure out the scheduling and everything with flying back and forth, and everybody thinks the show. The show's not stopping. The show's not going anywhere. Don't worry.

[Zane]

I know they are worried about, like, content, like, how it's gonna be, but it's. We're really true. Like, we're gonna do our best to make it feel like nothing's changed. You know, we don't want to give you guys a reason for, like.

[Heath]

And you know what? Thinking that I'm not go when we've officially moved.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. Bleep, bleep. When he's moving, you'll never know.

[Heath]

You're not gonna know. And I'm just gonna be coming back and forth, and you're gonna think nothing happened.

[Zane]

House tour. I'll hold it at some point in the Next four months, you'll just have to guess which episode it is that he's just out of there. Actually, no, the thing is that we have to. What are we gonna talk about?

[Heath]

Yeah, you're right. We gotta talk about your moves.

[Zane]

That's literally gonna be the main topic of the episode that we're all gonna want to know.

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[Heath]

I've had a little bit of a sad day today leading up to this. It's my. It's my last day with one of my cars and I'm getting rid of it tomorrow.

[Zane]

Let's have a putting in a silence for your nsrx.

[Heath]

Thank you for that beautiful. Thank you. Thank you.

[Zane]

She was beautiful.

[Heath]

Yeah. It's gonna go to a nice new home and they're gonna drive it. They're gonna appreciate it.

[Zane]

No, but it's actually be really nice when because you gave it to a dealer so they can sell it for you.

[Heath]

One of my buddies that I've been working with for a really long time now. Just like buying and selling cars with him is going to put it up for consignment, so if you're interested, it'll be listed.

[Zane]

That's good. It's nice that you're not driving that car out with you back to Nashville.

[Heath]

Trying to just minimize.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And just not bring as much. We're gonna be doing our. What's that one lady's name who says goodbye to things and just like, embraces it, holds it, says thank you to the item and then lets it go.

[Zane]

The girl that. Her car in the TLC show.

[Heath]

No, the.

[Zane]

What.

[Heath]

What's the lady? She does, like, the cleaning houses and she'll, like, take T shirts and clothing that she doesn't wear anymore and she'll thank it and then she, like, lets it go.

[Zane]

Is she like the closet cleaner lady?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Asian lady?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, I don't know her name, but I do. I do.

[Heath]

I have heard about. That was kind of like my. My driving over here. I had a nice, long thank you with the car and that's good.

[Zane]

Did you film it?

[Heath]

No, no. You know, intimate things like that I like to keep private.

[Zane]

No, but it could have been like. Like, imagine, like, you're just like, baby, I'm. You got to make it funny and then rise, like, in the back. Just like. Like through the window. Damn. Okay. All right, all right, all right.

[Heath]

But, yeah, so we're. We're getting a lot of stuff done. We're getting ready to pack. We. Yeah, we're going to be out of here soon. And it's just so weird. I've lived here for almost 12 years now, and it feels like it's flown by.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

It's crazy. They say, like, once you, like, graduate, like, high school or college. They say, like, it just goes by in the blink of an eye. And you never, like, when you're in the moment, you don't think about it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But, like, looking back, I cannot believe how long it's been since we've graduated.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's.

[Heath]

It makes no sense to me. Like, I have a really, really, really difficult time comprehending the age and stage of life that we're at right now. Yeah, it's so bizarre and it's very.

[Zane]

And you don't look at day older. 32.

[Heath]

Baby, I am 32.

[Zane]

Oh, no, wait. How do you say it? What's the saying you don't look at?

[Heath]

You usually go younger. Oh, we're 20. I'd be like, thank you. And you don't look like day over 40. Okay.

[Zane]

What I was trying to say is that. Yes, it's scary. You're getting older, but you don't look old. You're looking young. Okay. There's a lot of positivity right now. You see how I'm trying to keep it positive right now?

[Heath]

Yeah, I know what you meant. I. I know. Just crazy. The LA time has come to an end. Like, that. That chapter is. It's just weird. It's so weird. We were babies when we moved out here.

[Zane]

Yeah. Were we 20?

[Heath]

Yeah. Even legally drink when we moved here.

[Zane]

Really? I swear I felt like I could drink when we moved out here. I don't think I ever was, like, trying to. I only remember I couldn't get into bars when I was in Florida, but not out here.

[Heath]

You're older than me, so I had to wait another, like, six months after you.

[Zane]

I was 20. I was fresh 21. We moved out here. Why couldn't we wait a little bit? Why did we do that to her?

[Heath]

We're excited.

[Zane]

We're excited.

[Heath]

It's been over a decade and the.

[Zane]

Amount of different things that we were hopping to. To, like, take care, like, to pay.

[Heath]

For rent and just trying to figure it out.

[Zane]

Just trying to figure out all of our little. All Remember. I remember in the beginning, all of our little mishaps with each other that we had.

[Heath]

It was, like, so crazy.

[Zane]

Keith and I had, like, quite a few. Miss. Is that the word? Mishaps? Just, like, few, little. Like, I think everything was just so new. And it's crazy how, like, those first couple of years were just, like, really. It was a lot. It was a lot of stress. A lot of.

[Heath]

Especially, like, living with people, your friends and things like that. Like, it's just. You just learn a lot. You learn about yourself, and it's. It's crazy.

[Zane]

That was a scary time for me. And my head was like. Because you know how they always say, like, don't live with your friends.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You'll regret it. That's. I was, like, thinking about that. I was like, oh, my God, I hope this is not, like, one of those cases. But we were able to get out of it, which is really nice, because it's.

[Heath]

It, as cliche as it sounds, is like it's brothers, you know?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's so crazy that, like, we came out here and we, like, did this together.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, it's just. It's insane. I'm so, like. I'm proud of us. I really am. I really, really am.

[Zane]

And we stuck. We stuck with it, too. We're like Sam and Kobe.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

We unlink, baby.

[Heath]

We just. We are Sam and Cole.

[Zane]

Sam and Colby are still, like, they're still doing content together, right?

[Heath]

Yep. Well, it's just crazy. Like, we're not, like, fighting ghosts and. But, like, we do. We fight our own battles. We got invisible, but we fight hard, you know?

[Zane]

Dude, I mean that. You got that right. You.

[Heath]

That was.

[Zane]

That was good.

[Heath]

We're fighting demons, too, dude.

[Zane]

Put that on my gravestone. That was. That was amazing.

[Heath]

He fought a lot of demons in.

[Zane]

His day, which, I mean, now that you say that, I think we should. I think that's something that I feel like we're missing. You know how, like, you have to. Like, people always say you got to skydive once. Get, like, get over that fear. Just do it and you'll feel so much. I think I have, like, this, like, fear of ghosts.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Like, there's something, like, inside me that's like, kind of.

[Heath]

Face it.

[Zane]

I need to face it. I. I need to. We need to do a video with Sam and Colby and face our ghost. I don't. Is there, like, all faith? I don't think so. Right. I think they see some ghosts.

[Heath]

Yeah, they.

[Zane]

They definitely do enough. Where they're attracting some sort of. Right.

[Heath]

Well, the thing is, I don't. I'm not into the whole, like, calling out to them to, like, try to do stuff, you know? Like, I'm not gonna encourage a haunting. Like, if I. If I stumbled upon a ghost. Boo. Okay, I get it.

[Zane]

I want to have not.

[Heath]

I'm not out there begging. Like, if there's a spirit around me, touch me. Like, I'm not doing that. I'm not.

[Zane]

Because if you feel that touch, that's going to, like. How long will you think about that life? Yeah. It's just like, oh, there's something out there. There's always something out there.

[Heath]

Yep. And that's it. That I will not do. But I will. Do you think with them.

[Zane]

Do you think it's all in your head? Well, okay, no. Look, you know how, like, I believe that people believe that they get, like. Like some. An encounter happens. They get touched by a ghost. They feel it. But what if it's like, your own head to where you're just like.

[Heath]

Well, that's what. It goes back to the Salem witch hunt. People, like, when you. When there's no electricity, your eyes see shit, you can make. You can literally make yourself believe whatever.

[Zane]

Anything. Next to a candlelight, I've seen three.

[Heath]

Headed dogs at the end of a street. And you know what? If I was born a Hundred, two hundred years ago, I would have been careful going down the street, you know.

[Zane]

And you know what sleeper else's exists now. Imagine how much that existed back then.

[Heath]

There was a ghost.

[Zane]

They probably saw a witch every. Every night they saw a witch in the corner of the room. And the witch may have looked like somebody they know. And they're like, no, I saw her. She was a witch.

[Heath]

Hang her.

[Zane]

Literally. It was justly paralysis.

[Heath]

It's crazy to me, all of that. And they never had one person come back to the surface and not drown.

[Zane]

But you know, no.

[Heath]

They literally as their test, like, that's a witch. And then they would tie weights to their ankles and throw them in water and they're like, if it's a witch, it'll be able to come up. And they never did.

[Zane]

But thank God they did that.

[Heath]

Oh my God.

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[Heath]

They did it to hundreds of people.

[Zane]

No, I'm glad they did that because we need to kill all the witches. You know what I mean? Thank God.

[Heath]

Then they wouldn't have died. I would have came.

[Zane]

I think. No, I think a witch can die underwater.

[Heath]

You don't think anybody in the town was like, yo, that's like the 50th one. None of them. We've been wrong every time.

[Zane]

Are you sure that they were doing that to see if they would survive?

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

But who told them that witches can survive a fucking underwater. They never say witches are mermaids.

[Heath]

I think that they. They made up in their head what a witch should be and could be and what they would do in a situation like that. Okay, if you're a witch, you won't drown. You. You'll be okay.

[Zane]

You know, they just saw some lady like making a big pot of soup and just like they saw like they heard a funny joke and there's a witch. One more here.

[Heath]

Which.

[Zane]

Burn her.

[Heath]

It's insane.

[Zane]

And they had witches, but no wizards. Also, there are no wizards.

[Heath]

No West.

[Zane]

The wicked wizard of the West.

[Heath]

Where's the warlocks?

[Zane]

The amount of misogyny back then where there was like, oh, no, it's only ladies. It can't be any men that are. That are witches.

[Heath]

Interesting.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Not a single warlock was burned.

[Zane]

Oh, is that that? What? Is that what it is? A warlock?

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

It's a wizard. Wait, is it a wizard or a warlock?

[Heath]

A warlock is a male witch. Right.

[Zane]

I thought wizards and witches were the. The male version.

[Heath]

No, I don't think so.

[Zane]

A warlock sounds like a fucking hog. It sounds any animal.

[Heath]

The only reason I know that is because Halloween town warlocks weren't like these.

[Zane]

Monsters in Halloween town.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. So what. So what's a wizard then?

[Heath]

I think it's just its own thing. They're just different.

[Zane]

A wizard cast spells like witches do.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

Look up. What's the difference between a wizard and a witch? I have to. I'm sorry. I. Like, literally, I didn't even know warlocks were the opposite of witches. Not the opposite, but the male version.

[Heath]

Right. The idea that witches were drowned was. What? What did that say?

[Jordan]

Wizards are typically depicted as learned magic users who gain their power through study and practice, often with spell books and academic pursuits. Witches in many contexts are seen as female magic users, sometimes associated with nature, herbalism, and darker arts.

[Zane]

Okay. Warlocks historically have been depicted as male magic users who gain their power through a pact with a supernatural entity. They just said the same thing three times.

[Heath]

Yeah, pretty much. The wizard is smart, though.

[Zane]

Yeah. That's what they really seem like.

[Heath]

Wizards. Wizards aren't doing, like, evil shit. They're just kind of like, wizards can.

[Zane]

Be men and men maybe.

[Heath]

Yeah, I think so.

[Zane]

Sorry, I just think you're a wizard, Harry. So, like, in my house, it's only men. Because Harry was a wizard.

[Heath]

See?

[Zane]

Her money.

[Heath]

And that's why you come to the show, because you are learning something new with. Exactly.

[Zane]

We are hitting all topics today. This. This might be our best episode yet.

[Heath]

You never know.

[Zane]

If we didn't lose half of you already.

[Heath]

They clicked out. It is what it is.

[Zane]

That's amazing. Okay, so what were we talking about? Oh, your baby. Okay, so I have a couple questions about. About your baby coming up because I need to figure out how much I need to be involved in this little. In this little Peanuts Life.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah. Asked me the other day. He's like, so am I coming to the emergency room when you guys are giving birth?

[Zane]

Or. I was like, is that so? Like, are you gonna tell me? I feel like the last person you're going to be telling is your friends when. When Mariah's gonna. Is about to deliver. I feel like you'd probably wouldn't tell us until it's. The baby's out.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

So in my head, I'm like, do I. Do I need to be on my. Do I need to be on a flight on the way while she is, like, on her way delivering it, like. Or am I coming after the baby's out? Like, what is the most appropriate situation?

[Heath]

Give her a second. Let's get back to the house.

[Zane]

I will not take a second. I think I need to be there as soon as possible.

[Heath]

Zane cuts the umbilical cord. I look, I think it's so insane that they let us do that.

[Zane]

I am not you. Oh, like, you have an. If you. If you want to do it, they'll let you know.

[Heath]

That's like the thing, like, the dad gets to cut the umbilical.

[Zane]

Oh, that's like a magical thing for them to like that.

[Heath]

That's. They. They. They offer it.

[Zane]

If. So if I were you, I would get, like, the big scissors like you do for, like, openings.

[Heath]

Yes. A grand opening.

[Zane]

The grand opening for the new baby boy.

[Heath]

I.

[Zane]

That's what I would do.

[Heath]

Garden cheese.

[Zane]

And also, how does that not hurt?

[Heath]

They tie it off.

[Zane]

No, I'm talking about how did you cutting it? Not. How do you not feel it? If you pull my intestines and you cut it, I'll feel that cut.

[Heath]

It's. Well, that's connected to the. The placenta, like the sack that they're in.

[Zane]

So you don't feel it.

[Heath]

It's. It's already broken. It's, like, out. It's like it's not connected to something that would.

[Zane]

And how. Like, imagine them trying to figure that out the first time. Right? Imagine, like, they were hurting the whole time, and they would kind of be like, oh, this all hurts. And then one day, the lady's like, you know what? I never felt that cut. When you cut the umbilical cord, they're.

[Heath]

Like, you didn't feel attached to her.

[Zane]

It is attached to her.

[Heath]

No, no, no. What do you mean it's attached with.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Sack thing.

[Zane]

Oh, it's not attached to her body.

[Heath]

So when they. They let the water.

[Zane]

The placenta is connected to the baby.

[Heath]

Correct.

[Zane]

Oh.

[Heath]

There. Yeah. Like, you got to look it up.

[Zane]

I'm pretty sure, but I guess that makes sense.

[Heath]

What's crazy, though, is the fact that, like, back in the day, did they. When did they know when to cut for, like, the belly button? Did people just have, like, things? Like, were their belly buttons this long? Because if they weren't, like, cut at, you know, does that make sense?

[Zane]

They did it pretty immediately after, though. Yeah.

[Heath]

Usually right at birth, you would cut it. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, like hundreds of years ago. Do you think people just.

[Zane]

Oh, probably. Probably. They're like, we can't cut it off yet. Just in case it's, like, part of the baby's body.

[Heath]

Well, they say. They say that we cut the umbilical cord way too soon. There's still nutrients in the placenta that we're supposed to be pulling. Oh.

[Zane]

Like, as the birth is happening. So how long you're supposed to keep that thing on for?

[Heath]

They say you're supposed to let, like, like, let it, like, stay on for, like, a little while.

[Zane]

Give me all the nutrients. I, I wish I was attached to the placenta. Imagine having that with you, and it's crazy.

[Heath]

Like, a lot of people eat it themselves.

[Zane]

Yeah, I know. I, I. It's a lot of moms. I think moms eat it to. To put the nutrition back in their body. What is. Is that. Is that what it is? They get it back in because all. It all got depleted into the.

[Heath]

Let's get a. Let's get a diagram up here. Let's see.

[Zane]

Actually, let's get a video. Just go to Reddit and type in birthday.

[Heath]

Okay, so what do we got here?

[Jordan]

You're right. It's connected to the umbilical, to the placenta.

[Zane]

Oh, you're right, Heath.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

Yep. See, that's the little sack.

[Zane]

Oh. Oh, God. Is that a. Oh, God. Is that a real picture?

[Heath]

Grow up, be mature.

[Zane]

Oh, but come on. Like, I think. I mean, the placenta is not, like, the most beautiful thing in the world. Like, look at the baby and then look at the big purple bag.

[Heath]

Like, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not in the operating room. You know what I mean? I'm not doing it.

[Jordan]

You're not gonna eat it?

[Heath]

No.

[Jordan]

Is Mariah gonna eat it?

[Heath]

I doubt it, but I don't think she could.

[Zane]

Wait, I thought y', all, like, were traditional and stuff. I think you should eat it.

[Jordan]

Wait, you can break it down into a powder. Like, you can put it into a pill.

[Zane]

And snort it.

[Jordan]

And you can snort it.

[Heath]

I get addicted to it. Hey, you're about to have that baby suit, right?

[Zane]

Yeah. Nothing but it's just snorting my baby, man. Damn. I start buying the best high.

[Heath]

Just a plus center buying powdered on the black market.

[Zane]

Plus center line to go, please.

[Heath]

Like, that's insane to me.

[Zane]

That. That is it. Pregnancy and like, birth is just so incredible to me. It's so crazy.

[Jordan]

Could you eat? So cool, like a steak. Like, could you cook?

[Zane]

I bet you can. I bet you can.

[Jordan]

Can you put it in the pressure cooker?

[Zane]

I bet you can. Of course.

[Heath]

Like a little air fry place.

[Zane]

Oh, my. Ill bread it. A panko on it. Are you kidding me? With a little green beans, a little Caesar salad.

[Heath]

And this is what happens when Mariah's not on the show.

[Zane]

Is it like, okay, it's placenta healthy. Like, if you ate it, you're like, this has a lot of protein in it. Or is it.

[Heath]

I guess. Yeah, Zane. Just like, I'm trying to get gains. I got to get.

[Zane]

I got to get my gains. This is the best way to get protein straight.

[Heath]

You know, there's bodybuilders that have breast milk dealers.

[Jordan]

I'm sorry.

[Heath]

Because. Yes. So they buy frozen breast milk from, like, women who are lactating and having, like, children.

[Zane]

And they buy it and they drink.

[Heath]

It themselves because as, like, a way to, like, get a bunch of nutrients, like, to bulk and like, get bigger.

[Jordan]

Where are they buying this? So I can, like, blacklist it.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. So you're good.

[Heath]

So you can report it. Yeah, yeah, just like apply it in bulk.

[Zane]

I. I think some of them are doing it for the right reason. I think some of them are freaks.

[Heath]

Getting off on it.

[Zane]

Yeah, I think they're like, this is hot. Can I do a side of your underwear too with that in the package? I think it's. There's something funny about that.

[Heath]

A little. Little.

[Zane]

And I'm guessing can they pick, like, which lady is coming from?

[Heath]

Yeah, they have their own dealer, so they would, like, go, oh, they'll know.

[Zane]

Who the lady is. You see, why would you need to know who the lady is?

[Heath]

But if I was a girl, I. 75 bucks.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'd take advantage of that too. You wanna. You want a picture of my feet, too? There you go.

[Jordan]

I'd have a brand deal with Trader Joe's. I would get it into Trader Joe's.

[Heath]

It's just like the best thing in the world.

[Zane]

Blocks of breast milk just in the freezer.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Do you see people grabbing it and like, buying it from Trader Joe's?

[Heath]

You got to be like the type of people that are eating, like, raw liver, like Liver King type guys, you.

[Zane]

Know, there's a whole documentary that came.

[Heath]

Out about Liver King.

[Zane]

Apparently he's in it. He's in it like he's completely aware what he did.

[Heath]

What's going on with him right now with like, is he having a crash out?

[Jordan]

He got arrested.

[Heath]

He did.

[Jordan]

For threatening Joe Rogan.

[Heath]

Huh?

[Zane]

Threatening him on, like, camera. Like, what do you do?

[Jordan]

Making videos of him in the jungle and in like random fields, but like, like blood on his face, saying like, joe, I want a fair fight. I'm ready to fight you whenever this. You've made it personal.

[Zane]

Wait, I. I thought you're allowed to. I know that's a threat, but I feel like I see that all the time from fighters.

[Jordan]

But it's just getting.

[Zane]

If you're a fighter, you're allowed to.

[Heath]

Do that, then maybe it comes with the territory.

[Zane]

But if you're saying the same thing a fighter would say, what's the difference?

[Heath]

They're both not fighters, though.

[Zane]

They don't matter. A threat is a threat.

[Jordan]

But the videos are like. It would be like, if I look like I'm in someone's front yard and I'm like, I've been here since 5pm and you're gonna get.

[Zane]

I guess it's the context of the video.

[Heath]

I would. I would 100, like, do a restraining order.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. Okay. It, like, I. That kind of reminds me of the guy from the Paradise Lost documentary where he's making all these videos. I'm gonna kill you where you stand. Kind of reminds me of that.

[Heath]

That show was crazy.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

I know. We had talked about it on previous episodes, but they like, we talked about.

[Zane]

It on an unwind with Matt. Oh, it was. Yeah. Because Matt was. Matt was telling us to watch this documentary called Paradise Lost. It is like one of the most insane documentaries I've ever seen in my life. If you guys have the time, it's on Max. It's a three episode, like three part episodic series and they're all filmed like, I think like seven years apart.

[Heath]

It was like 1993 and then 2000 and then like 2012 or something.

[Zane]

Yeah, there's some. A hard watch, but my God, the story and like the raw footage that you're seeing along with just seeing how everybody acted back then and honestly seeing how, like, stupid people were, like, they believed anything they like. Obviously these kids that were convicted of these crimes were all clearly innocent.

[Heath]

It was a witch hunt. They would have, they would have put bricks on their feet and like seen.

[Zane]

If they could swim just because they liked rock hard rock music.

[Heath]

Hard rock, heavy metal.

[Zane]

Heavy metal, Heavy metal because like heavy metal, they had black hair, some chains and immediately they're in a cult. They're witches and they killed these kids. Unbelievable.

[Heath]

Crazy. What a great story. Don't. If you're gonna watch it, don't look anything up ahead of time. Yeah, it will ruin it for you.

[Zane]

It is. Just start it. Crazy watch and you're gonna be hooked. Like when you start it, you're gonna be like, oh God, this is like a lot. It's trust, just trust. You have to watch it. Absolutely insane story. And I'm surprised more people aren't talking about it. It's like one of the craziest cases I've, like, I think I've ever seen.

[Heath]

It's. Yeah, it's wild. Definitely. Go check it out.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

But yeah, in other news tonight I'm going to be on an 18 hour flight that's insock Thailand.

[Heath]

18 hours is out of control though.

[Zane]

Out of control. You're a whole fucking day.

[Heath]

You would think in 18 hours you could make it all the way back around to here.

[Zane]

They why haven't they made a plane that's just a little faster?

[Heath]

They did, they had it and then they banned it.

[Zane]

Why? Why did they do that?

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

There's no flight that that should be 18 hours.

[Heath]

The Concorde, dude, it was insane. I don't know why they banned it.

[Zane]

If it's a long flight, just give the faster plane. I just make it a little faster. Make the 18 hour flight, maybe a 12 hour flight. 18 is just too, too fucking long. And it's usually those flights that the wi fi doesn't work the whole time.

[Heath]

You know what's crazy is on 18 hour flight they give you breakfast, lunch, dinner and then breakfast before you get up.

[Zane]

That's having breakfast twice on an airplane is gross.

[Heath]

Doing those long flights really messes with your head because you're just sitting there and then they'll bring you breakfast and then you're still sitting there and then they bring you more food. You're like I didn't do Anything to like earn this food. Like I didn't like I haven't burned a single calorie. I have done nothing. And then they're bringing dinner and you're like I've had three meals on a flight. I haven't seen done anything.

[Zane]

And then you get punished when. When you finally get there by your back is now for two and a half days straight. That's already, that's already going to be like a 30% of your trip.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Is trying to get back into.

[Heath]

And don't get me started because if you. I can't go to the bathroom on flights. So.

[Zane]

Oh. Oh. Even. Even a long hour flight. You. You still don't know. I'll tear up that bathroom.

[Heath]

Absolutely not.

[Zane]

I will blow it up.

[Heath]

Wait, easy. I Stewardess.

[Zane]

Hey, stewardess.

[Heath]

Anybody in line? Sir?

[Zane]

Yup. Hey guys, be careful that. But I just blew it up in there.

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[Heath]

What did you say?

[Zane]

Yeah, I know. I I don't care. I It gets the point where I do not care. It's. It reminds me of the fucking. The poop cruise. I I We watched it yesterday.

[Heath]

Oh you did?

[Zane]

Oh, it's much. It's much worse than you than I expected. I Heath my mouth. I was like this watching the whole time. I cannot believe that those people had to go through that. No.

[Heath]

It's insane. I don't get it.

[Zane]

Insane. They were in poop for five days straight. They were even taught they had like doctor sign like there. There were so much, so much. So many. So many good. So many high chances for just like a outbreak of a. Like a virus coming from just. Oh yeah, people matter. Just, just flowing through the vents and flowing through the ship like that. Everyone imagine is everyone getting a poop virus.

[Heath]

It's crazy. They didn't deploy lifeboats and just get people out of there.

[Zane]

They were stuck in the middle of the ocean. The power was out. They couldn't move the cruise ship. And Heath, when they showed the map of where the cruise ship was, it was in the middle of all the. They were so far away. So far away. And when they're finally getting close to Mexico, finally a storm hit them which brought him back to the middle of the ocean.

[Heath]

I would not be okay.

[Zane]

And then they were able to finally get tugboats to drag their ass all the way to Alabama where they were final years ago.

[Heath]

Was this, this was a couple.

[Zane]

This. No, I think this happened like 2000. And when did this.

[Heath]

Super recent or.

[Zane]

No, not super recent. This was like 2000 and I think 11. No, 2000. When was this?

[Heath]

20, 2013. Wow.

[Zane]

When the news were starting to get this. They're like, oh, a cruise ship people. Our cruise ship. The power went out. That's not that big of a deal. And because everybody lost their service that nobody could call anybody, nobody could post anything. You literally, they were just in this like, poop cruise. Poop cruise. Just jail cell. Nobody could reach anybody. And when they finally. When. So a cruise ship was going by them, and as they're going by them because they were giving supplies to the cruise ship because they couldn't take people, because you can't fill up another whole ship with 4,500 extra people. That's like dangerous. So they're just sending supplies, like food and everything. And as it was getting close, everybody finally got signal from the other cruise ship. So they're all able to post all our videos and pictures and call people and call the news.

[Heath]

And they got it.

[Zane]

Influx. And that's how it became like the biggest story. Everybody, they're getting all the information at one go. Oh, they were also, you know, like the pool deck. You know, when you look at a.

[Heath]

Cruise ship, all hands on the poop deck.

[Zane]

It was all mattresses and they were using. It was all because they. They couldn't be inside because it literally reeked of urine. And. And when the storm hit, it was rocking the boat because the toilets weren't working the urine and was just going. Imagine waking up on the floor and like, your mattress is like stopping and diarrhea enough.

[Heath]

And okay, you're going to Bangkok. I was, I literally can't.

[Zane]

I was like watching. I was like, I just wish. Imagine we were on a cruise like that and imagine being able to like, vlog. No, that would be the funniest thing. And like, our phones still work. We would get. We would have as much power as possible just to like get a five day vlog out of it. But oh my God, imagine how funny that would have been to watch.

[Heath]

No, not funny at all. No, it's disgusting. So funny. It's terrible.

[Zane]

I would have been, knowing me, I would have been laughing, I think the entire time. There was even a portion of the cruise where they're just like, it, we're gonna do an open bar. And the south was like, that's not a good idea. Well, not only that, but like, this was like the fifth, third, fourth day.

[Heath]

People are gonna get nasty with each other.

[Zane]

Not only nasty each other, but like, again, like, they're gonna be pissing every. They're gonna be everywhere. The. The Alcohol fights, people fighting over matches, and people fighting over spaces of where families are sleeping. And that's exactly what happens. And then they close the bar. Imagine being hungover. Like, you're like, oh, God. And you just get a whiff.

[Heath]

Stop. Okay. I can't. I can't do anymore. I can't. I can't.

[Zane]

It's just, like, unbelievable. Imagine your cruise line being known as, like, the poop cruise is the fucking. The funniest thing. What.

[Heath]

What was it? Was it like a Norwegian. Was it a carnival.

[Zane]

Carcass?

[Heath]

Carnival. Dead animals or carcass. You're close.

[Zane]

Close.

[Heath]

Okay, so. So you're going to. You're going to Thailand. For how long?

[Zane]

Oh, that's where we're going. Yeah, I'm going to Thailand. I'm going to Thailand for, like, like six days.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

And then from there, I'm. We're going to Ibiza for two days. Ibiza. Ibiza.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Which never been. Never been either.

[Heath]

I only know of Ibiza because of the song.

[Zane]

I took a pill in it. I know. I think it's. I think it's an island. I'm sorry, guys. This is how I know Ibiza. I just know that people that go there, they just party the whole time. That's literally. I think that's all how I've heard it.

[Heath]

Got it.

[Zane]

I'm do a little research before I go. You see, I'll do research. I'm going to do a research before I go, just to see, like, what.

[Heath]

Oh, wow.

[Zane]

I don't even know how big the island is.

[Heath]

It's really pretty.

[Zane]

Is it as big as, like, Catalina Island?

[Heath]

It's probably going to feel very similar to, like.

[Zane]

Yeah. Or Mykonos.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Heath]

That'll be fun.

[Zane]

Yeah. We're going to be with this brand out there, really cool brand, and we're just going to, like, have fun out there.

[Heath]

I don't know. I've heard a lot of good things.

[Zane]

Brand Trip.

[Heath]

Go get his name.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I come back.

[Heath]

I've heard a lot of cool things about Thailand. Everybody that I know that has gone there has been, like, one of the best places they've ever gone to visit. Yeah, I highly recommend it.

[Zane]

Yeah. Matt. Patricia was just there, too. Thailand.

[Heath]

Oh, for the. The.

[Zane]

For the White Lotus thing.

[Heath]

Yeah. Right. So that looks beautiful.

[Zane]

Excited. I'm gonna text him to see what they did out there, to see what we could do. I don't know if we'll be in the same area, though. I think it's a different area. Like a completely different area of where.

[Heath]

They, Yeah, I think they were more towards like, like a rural.

[Zane]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. But it'd be like, I think we're gonna be in the city. Like Bangkok, the city city.

[Heath]

What are you most excited about, Heath?

[Zane]

I, I don't know. I, I, I'm just gonna just go and watch it.

[Heath]

Watch a bunch of tick tocks of people that went on trips there and.

[Zane]

Just see what, what they recommend to see that to do.

[Heath]

Yeah. See what looks fun and write it down.

[Zane]

And one of the main things I think about when I think about Bangkok is the hangover. So I'll probably watch that for fun on my way there to Bangkok.

[Heath]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Zane]

I know it's gonna be like nothing like what the movie is, but I'm.

[Heath]

So curious if, if it's similar to Japan, like to like Tokyo. Because it looks very similar.

[Zane]

Like oh really?

[Heath]

Just the, the cityscape.

[Zane]

I don't think it's gonna be, I don't think it's gonna be better.

[Heath]

Very high end.

[Zane]

I don't think it'd be better than Tokyo though. I love Tokyo. I don't think anything will be Tokyo. Like, I think I like the amount of countries I'll visit after Tokyo. I don't think it'll be Tokyo. I think that might be my favorite one. But I'll keep you updated.

[Heath]

And then how long are you gonna be in Ibiza?

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

Did that sound good? Did that sound good?

[Zane]

That was amazing. That was amazing. I'll be there for like two days. Oh, very short trip. Yeah. I'm just really excited. Like I, I, I told myself like a month ago, I was like, I just really want to just like get.

[Heath]

I haven't been out of the country.

[Zane]

Just visit other countries and just take it all in, you know, before I get too old.

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[Jordan]

Are you gonna visit the elephants?

[Zane]

We were talking about that. I think there's a. I think the elephants might be like, kind of mistreated out there. So we may not do that. That's what, that's what we've heard though.

[Heath]

Gotcha, Alphas.

[Zane]

I think they're like a little.

[Heath]

Is it like an attraction type thing?

[Zane]

It is. It's kind of like that, you know, when people like do the dolphins and the. And they're like, kind of mistreated. You can see that they're like beaten up. And so, like, people are like, can they kind of stay away from that?

[Heath]

Gotcha.

[Zane]

I do love my animals sometimes, you know, as much as I do eat them. But I do love my animals, my elephants.

[Jordan]

I think there'll be like different elephant places, but I'm sure there's places that treat their elephants good. But it is like a popular thing in Thailand because they're like, native there.

[Zane]

Is that. Wait, is that the. Are those elephants that do those tricks or is that.

[Heath]

They're trained, right?

[Jordan]

They're trained, but I mean, they're so. Thailand has elephants, so there's probably so many people that have elephants there. I'm sure there's cheap ones that probably do abuse their elephants that just give it to any tourists there. But I'm sure you can find an elephant sanctuary there that just takes. Take great care of their elephants and you can have like an encounter with them.

[Zane]

Oh, good. Nice. Nice. Okay.

[Heath]

Dude, they're so cool.

[Zane]

What other. What are like the main species of animals that like, what else do they have out there that like, people try to. Tigers that, that you can like, pet?

[Jordan]

And I'd say elephants are like the big main one out there.

[Zane]

The main one.

[Heath]

Okay. All right, all right.

[Zane]

We got any, like, monkeys out there? Any like, friendly monkeys? Friendly gorillas? We got maybe friendly like, you should.

[Heath]

Try to do like, there's a lot of like really cool hiking stuff out there as well. Kind of like scary things. Like hiking on like the side of like mountains where you have to like click in and you have like a carabiner tied to your like, waist and you like clip it.

[Zane]

Oh, no.

[Heath]

On a line. I'm good. Side of like a mountain.

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

And you kind of just like.

[Zane]

Nope.

[Heath]

Shimmy across the side of like a 10,000 foot drop below you.

[Zane]

Good.

[Heath]

It's really crazy good.

[Zane]

No, no, it's again, Heath, like I said, it's that type of where if something happens to me, people be like.

[Heath]

Well, he deserved it.

[Zane]

He doesn't deserve it.

[Heath]

It's more just like you asked for it.

[Zane]

He's on the side of a fucking mountain.

[Heath]

What do you expect?

[Zane]

What do you expect? And like, I will not.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Go out like that. I can't.

[Heath]

It's true. There's how you die. Says a lot about you. It's like.

[Zane]

It does. It does. I skydived twice. That was too much. That was two times too much.

[Heath]

There's no need. Skydiving, like, changes your life for the worse. Like nothing will ever be as good as that feeling. So you just. You're not happy.

[Zane]

Skydiving is that white people.

[Heath]

It is just like you don't.

[Zane]

You don't need that type of adrenaline. You really don't. It find better ways for that.

[Heath]

They say you'll never experience that type of. It unlocks.

[Zane]

They're true though. They're right there. You are a bird. You are. You are.

[Heath]

It's a dream.

[Zane]

You feel like as high as God. Like you feel like you when you're going, you're like, I see him like. Craziest feeling.

[Heath]

It is.

[Zane]

Craziest feeling.

[Jordan]

It's sad because that's how Katy Perry was supposed to feel in space. But I think she came back.

[Heath]

You're right. So much worse.

[Zane]

I thought you might say that's how she was supposed to feel when she was on her last tour.

[Heath]

That too, though.

[Zane]

She's really getting the. On his own. That's not fair. She just got it.

[Jordan]

Went through a divorce.

[Zane]

Yeah, exactly. Like people need to give her. As we were talking about her 10 episodes ago. People really need to let her. Just let her breathe. That lady has put out so much good. Imagine putting the haters that she put out.

[Heath]

Just let her.

[Zane]

I can't. I. I was trying to think of a song and I can't think of one. Wasn't one of her songs.

[Heath]

Fireworks.

[Zane]

Fireworks. Come On Dark Horse.

[Heath]

I kissed a girl and I like.

[Zane]

I kissed a girl and I liked it. Eaters and people. And people never. They won't talk about those songs.

[Heath]

Nope. They'll never bring it up. They just talk about her space trip.

[Zane]

Exactly. That's all she's known for. That's up. You know, she should have at least put out a new song in space. I'm surprised your team didn't, like, come up with that. Like, drop your newest song in space. I think everybody would eaten that shit up. Like, imagine space hearing a song before the human or, like.

[Heath]

Or the ship was the ball drop for the song release. And it.

[Zane]

Was. Who was the one that was, like, terrified? She's like, did not want to go. It was Gayle King. Right?

[Heath]

That have been me.

[Zane]

I'd have been so, like, in my head if I saw. Looked around me. He's like, Katie. I was like, I just. I keep me on the ground.

[Heath]

I'm good.

[Zane]

I can't. I think she would. I think if she was here right now, she would love this conversation. She would chime in for sure.

[Heath]

I'm just done with adrenaline. I think I'm done with.

[Zane]

I don't need it. I like. All I need is, like, tequila and accelerator. That's all I need. And then. And then we're good.

[Heath]

I can't handle roller coasters anymore. Theme parks out.

[Zane]

Oh, you don't with roller coaster.

[Heath]

I just get so sick. I've been getting motion sick in the car.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

Throwing up on car rides.

[Zane]

Yeah. Heath, I saw. Remember you're turning. Spinning for our little maid of honor video.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You weren't even spinning that fast.

[Heath]

I don't know what's going on.

[Zane]

Spinning like, no, like, slow. In the video, I was like, that's crazy.

[Heath]

I don't know what's going.

[Zane]

Very surprised.

[Heath]

Over the last, like, couple years, I've been very, very.

[Zane]

Are you pregnant?

[Heath]

I've just been very sensitive to, like, motion, which is really weird because, like, I love rides. I love roller coasters.

[Zane]

So could you do, like. Could you get in a. Like a formula car again?

[Heath]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Zane]

How did you feel when you did the other. When we did the one at Canon. The Canon event.

[Heath]

I felt, okay, I'm better if, like, I'm driving. Like, I think I have to be in control of where my body's going.

[Zane]

Yeah. I think that's everybody, though. Like, if. If, as when you're driving, you don't feel anything. Even if you're going super fast, you don't feel anything. Like, when I drive my Tesla, I don't feel anything. But people, apparently, they feel a lot. They're like.

[Heath]

They're just so jerky.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. So maybe if you just drive, they just. That's why they need to let you drive at heath.

[Heath]

Yeah. Let me drive a boot.

[Zane]

Yeah. They're like, you. They're like, he. He has motion sickness. Can he just drive the car instead?

[Heath]

Oh, but you don't want to be that person that says that, though.

[Zane]

I don't. If the things that. If it gets you in that up.

[Heath]

Front because I have motion sickness.

[Zane]

You're. You're the talent.

[Heath]

I haven't gotten boat sick, like, seasick.

[Zane]

Seasick.

[Heath]

I've not gotten seasick yet.

[Zane]

It. When's the last time you went deep sea fishing? A while ago, but try it again. I feel like you won't be able to do it right. He hits really rocky. Like, I can do that and I get sick. But you should try. I'm really curious to see. But no, you love fishing.

[Heath]

But I. When I was just in Hawaii, we went on like a boat ride out.

[Zane]

There that didn't count. Those boat rides are really smooth, I would think, right? Those boat rides in, like, the boat ride we did in Hawaii was, like, super smooth. Are you talking about the Cataran?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah. Right? I think those are like, like super smooth.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I didn't. It didn't feel like we're on like a. Like a ship or a. A boat. Even on like a yacht, you don't really feel yourself moving unless it's like, really choppy.

[Jordan]

What do you want them to. You want to be out there on a kayak?

[Heath]

Yeah. Diving for a Dungeness crab. But no. Well, another thing too, like, the bigger the boat, the more stable you are.

[Zane]

That's true.

[Heath]

Like on those little dinghies.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

There's been times, like, we've gone out to Lake Castaic and the water is so rough in that the boat is the size of this bean right here.

[Zane]

I thought it was really hard for a lake to get choppy, dude.

[Heath]

As soon as that wind picks up. Because it gets really bad, dude.

[Zane]

Really?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

You have to be in on time or you're not getting across that water. There was just the CEO, I think, of Doordash just passed away, like, not even a week ago because Lake Tahoe got so choppy. There was like 8, 10 foot waves and they capsized, I think around like 10 people, I think died, like, what, not even a week ago, like, fully capsized the boats, and then they passed away.

[Zane]

Would that be considered just like. That has to be considered like, some sort of. Not a tsunami, because, like, how. What's the smallest tsunami? Isn't that considered just, like, really raw when a big wave comes out of nowhere, what is that called?

[Heath]

Yeah, like a tsunami, but that would be more for, like, lake or the ocean and stuff. Like. Yes. Jordache executive Joshua.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Eight people that died in a tragic boat accident. Lake Tahoe. The accident occurred during a sudden storm, and the boat capsized near D.L. bliss State Park. Pickle was celebrating his mother's 71st birthday with family and friends when the incident happened.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

It's. Yeah, they just apparently, like, the waves just got super, super rough out there on the lake, and it's insane.

[Zane]

Wow. I feel like, why didn't I hear about that?

[Heath]

I know I randomly came. What was it, eight days ago? It happened days ago.

[Zane]

Damn. That's odd.

[Heath]

But I've been on a lake that, like, a storm picked up. It's not fun. It's terrifying. When I was younger, it was me, my parents, and my brother all on my dad's bass boat, and we had a long ride to get back in.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And the storm was, like, right behind us. And the waves. I'm not joking.

[Zane]

That's so terrible, dude.

[Heath]

Waves were, like, this high. And we're in a little bass boat.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And we were up in the air, and then it would be, bam.

[Zane]

At that point, do you just kind of, like, is it good to just sit in the. Sit there?

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

Oh, you have to move.

[Heath]

You have to, like, fight into the wave or, like, you have to be, like, a very comfortable boat driver to handle, like, rough seas like that. Like, if you ever watch videos of, like, haulover. Do you know what I'm talking about? In Florida, people will sit there and film all the boats. Type it up. People will sit there on, like, the. The. The rocks and film the boats trying to get out. Because in this little tiny pocket, the waves are so intense that people, like, don't make it out or don't make it back in. It's just super, super choppy on this, like, channel.

[Zane]

Where is a haulover?

[Heath]

It's South Florida. Damn, this WI fi is booty.

[Zane]

It's just down. It's. It's not the.

[Heath]

Nothing's worse than, like, your WI fi not being good.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, guys, I swear, before it works.

[Jordan]

Normally, you might have to explain it without the video, Heath.

[Zane]

Yeah, I'll imagine it.

[Heath]

Okay. So like there's a narrow channel, picture rocks on the side, and there's people out there filming and cheering on boats that are coming.

[Zane]

Is there a dock where you have to bring it to dock?

[Heath]

You're. You're making your way back in.

[Zane]

Oh, just. Oh. So you know like how you bring a truck in? It's like a ramp.

[Heath]

So you're past the ramp, you would get out and you would be driving out. Like you're gonna make your way out into the open ocean.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So you're coming from like a channel and then you're about to go out into the open sea and people sit there and wait because it gets super rough, like right in this.

[Zane]

Or you can't even get through this channel because it's.

[Heath]

People have a very difficult time and people are falling overboard. People are flipping. Like, it's really, really.

[Zane]

So we should, we just shouldn't even be on the water too.

[Heath]

It's. It's.

[Zane]

No skydiving. No. No boat riding. No. Those. River raft. Have you. Did you see the river raft video?

[Heath]

White water rafting is terrifying.

[Zane]

Where the rap completely hit those. A full, full raft of people. And maybe we just shouldn't be adventurous. Just stay home, sit your ass at.

[Heath]

Home, watch Zayn and Heath unfiltered.

[Zane]

I don't.

[Heath]

It's way more.

[Zane]

I just don't want to be another one. I don't want to be in any of these videos.

[Heath]

Yeah, scary.

[Zane]

You think these people thought that they were going to be in the next you never tick tock video.

[Heath]

You never do.

[Zane]

I don't want to be in a video where like, yo, did you hear about that boat, that cat? And you're the vote. You're the boat.

[Heath]

Sometimes people in kayaks, they'll get flipped and put like in a position where like the water is going around a rock and they. You'll flip and you'll be stuck in there. You're not going away or like you're stuck upside down. You can't unflip yourself unless you can like, get out. It's so terrifying. Hell, like I said, I'm good on doing adventurous stuff like this. I'm good with my once a year backpacking trip. Yeah, I'll walk, you know, 10 miles a day.

[Zane]

Let's not do that. Let's not do that. Mountain narrow.

[Heath]

Nope. Not doing it.

[Zane]

Let's not do that again.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

That's true.

[Zane]

Fucking shit. Do we want to be the headline of a news article?

[Heath]

We're gonna be a little bit more prepared, so we'll be good. But, yeah, we're gonna be. We're gonna be super safe. It's actually coming up already. Can you believe it?

[Zane]

I feel like it just September.

[Heath]

I know.

[Zane]

These years are flying insane close to when the baby's coming. Watch out.

[Heath]

No, no, no. September. We're doing September.

[Zane]

Are you doing September?

[Heath]

I think last year was normally doing November.

[Zane]

You're getting it done earlier. Good.

[Heath]

But we're doing Yosemite again.

[Zane]

So is it, Are you doing a different trail or you're doing the same.

[Heath]

Different trail.

[Zane]

Different trail. There's just something just to make it. Just to make it. How many trails are Yosemite?

[Heath]

Tons. It's an absurd amount. It's a massive park.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And you can kind of create your own routes. Go where you want to go.

[Zane]

Oh, build your own bear. Build your own bowl. I kind of like that.

[Heath]

Okay. Makes a little bit of incline, a little bit decline. Okay. You know that. And then you kind of pick your campsites that you want to stay at.

[Zane]

Let's pick ones where you can see, you know, see other people in there.

[Heath]

Full surroundings. I gotta start. I gotta start getting in shape to.

[Zane]

Make the hike a little easier.

[Heath]

Yeah. I'm feeling it. I've been doing walks at night. It's kicking my ass. Guess where my walks are, too.

[Zane]

The fridge.

[Heath]

The gas station.

[Zane]

The gas station.

[Heath]

I gotta get me a little ice cream. Sand.

[Zane]

That's good. Try to go to the gas station. I was. A little more uphill. No, to get there.

[Heath]

No, we'll get there when we get there. But, yeah, trying to. I'm trying to get my seats in.

[Zane]

I, I, I know you're gonna hate it, but the treadmill.

[Heath]

Don't.

[Zane]

It's really good, Heath. It's really good. Oh my God. Like, I swear to God, I would not be doing crazy if I didn't have a treadmill.

[Heath]

The only reason I'm walking is to get something right.

[Zane]

Oh, it'd be really annoying for you to just walk in one place and you're just not, you're. You have no.

[Heath]

Yeah, my treat is making it to the gas station and then I get to go.

[Zane]

What are you eating?

[Heath]

Yeah, it's whatever I want. Whatever I'm feeling in the moment and like that's my reward. And then I get to walk back.

[Zane]

Okay, I love that. I love that. Okay.

[Heath]

It's a, it's a dance.

[Zane]

Yeah. Dance of Dragons. I love that.

[Heath]

So, you know, so I'm trying, trying to get my, my steps in again. I'm trying to get healthier. It's a, it's a constant struggle, you know, I don't want to have a dad bod. I gotta, I gotta be.

[Zane]

But it's okay if you do.

[Heath]

I gotta start working on my knees.

[Zane]

I don't want to be. Stretching is very important.

[Heath]

I want to be able to roll around on the ground. I want to be able to be fun. Bounce on a trampoline.

[Zane]

Play soccer with your kid.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Zane]

Something you don't.

[Heath]

Nothing worse than like trying to play catch with your son. And like I can't even get exactly down to catch a baseball.

[Zane]

You want to be able to be present, you know?

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Zane]

Be physically active.

[Heath]

So she's gonna start taking care of my body.

[Zane]

Who's gonna be the one waking up? Who's gonna be up most of the time?

[Heath]

Mariah.

[Zane]

Because she, she's, she gets two hours of sleep anyways.

[Heath]

She's just like that.

[Zane]

She's kind of lucky. What a great like sleeping schedule that she's able to create for herself.

[Heath]

I don't know if it's good. I feel like she would enjoy more sleep. But.

[Zane]

But the thing is that even if she had nothing to do, she would only sleep for a few hours.

[Heath]

Yeah, she's always up early.

[Zane]

It's like my grandma, she only needs literally two and a half hours.

[Heath]

Isn't that crazy? Every time I'll go like back to my parents house, I'll sleep over. We'll stay up until like 3, 4 in the morning. Because they're just chit chat and they want to catch up. We'll sit out, we'll have coffee, we'll be hanging out. It'll be four in the morning, we're like, I guess we should probably hit it. They're up at 6 o', clock, like nothing.

[Zane]

They feel great.

[Heath]

And I'm sleeping until noon, 1 o'.

[Zane]

Clock.

[Heath]

I'm like, how do you do it?

[Zane]

I think, honestly, I think the older you get, the less sleep you need. Think about, like. I feel like all older people, like, like senior citizens, they don't sleep a lot. When's the last time you heard a grandpa? Grandma sleeping for 10 hours? Like, I. I don't think I've ever heard of that. I think they just need less sleep, which is kind of nice.

[Heath]

They're just trying to make the most of their days.

[Zane]

Make the most. See the grandkids. Yeah, you know, I get it. I like, I'm definitely be the grandpa that's only gonna sleep for an hour.

[Heath]

Isn't that crazy? There will be a time when you are a grandpa. That is insane.

[Zane]

We don't know that. I have no kids, remember?

[Heath]

But you, you want to.

[Zane]

Yeah, just because I want to doesn't mean I will.

[Heath]

No, but like, there will. Well, there will be a time when we're like 80s. It's just. It's so weird.

[Zane]

I might have a kid when I'm 80.

[Heath]

You could be like Theo Vaughn's dad.

[Zane]

When did the ovon's dad.

[Heath]

I think his dad had him at like 71.

[Zane]

Get the out of here.

[Heath]

Isn't that crazy?

[Zane]

71?

[Heath]

I think so.

[Zane]

So his dad is what, 103 now?

[Heath]

He's dead now.

[Zane]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Them sperm cells active, huh? How old was the mom?

[Heath]

I don't know. I think.

[Zane]

I think 23.

[Heath]

It's crazy. The guy could be as old as he, like, could be.

[Zane]

Wow, that's so crazy to me. That makes no sense. How's it not dust in your ball sack? It makes no sense. How are they act. I just don't get it. You're 71.

[Heath]

They're the most active in their community zone. Active communities active.

[Zane]

They are. They're alive and well.

[Heath]

Those retirement homes.

[Zane]

Holy. Oh, they get it down.

[Heath]

They stay busy.

[Zane]

They're getting women pregnant. Oh, no. Actually, no. Because I worked that one at a retirement home.

[Jordan]

Yeah, it's. It's crazy.

[Heath]

They're just doing it all the time.

[Jordan]

Doing it all the time.

[Zane]

Do you have to like, clean up condoms everywhere?

[Heath]

They don't care. Oh, they don't care what they catch.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. They're not using condoms at the same. They. I don't even think they would even know what it. What is this?

[Heath]

It's crazy.

[Zane]

What.

[Heath]

What was the weirdest thing you Saw.

[Zane]

I think probably catching one. Catching them, huh?

[Jordan]

It's just so it's, it's, it's a weird situation because all.

[Heath]

Because it was my mom.

[Jordan]

No, no, no. But it's just like they have their, their members that they're actively just rolling into the bathroom. Both of them.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And wheelchair. Both of them just going in. Into the handicap stall.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

But it, it'd be like after their family just visited them and it's like, oh, their moms are hooking up with all these people in the nursing home. They'd have no idea. But it is happening.

[Zane]

Damn, it was a lot. That's cool. I hope I don't end up in one.

[Heath]

A nursing home?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I feel like you would love it.

[Zane]

I don't think I would.

[Jordan]

You would like it.

[Zane]

I don't know. I don't want to be with like other people like that. Well, I feel like other people like.

[Jordan]

You, you would be like them.

[Zane]

No, but I don't want to be with other people. I don't know. Like, I don't want to like being at this serious citizen home and I gotta make friends with all the like I want to be. I want to be in my house.

[Jordan]

You get like two days at the casino. There's a bus that takes you.

[Zane]

Okay, maybe, maybe I'll like, maybe I'll stay.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

Maybe I like that.

[Jordan]

And they have dinner service every night. Like you know, you eat at dinner.

[Zane]

There's a way they're serving porridge. What we're gonna be able to eat at that point? Grits.

[Jordan]

They did have pre chewed food.

[Zane]

Pre chewed. They just, they blend it.

[Jordan]

They just blend it.

[Zane]

Now get the out of your own.

[Heath]

It's like a smoothie. Like a steak smoothie.

[Jordan]

Steak smoothie.

[Zane]

A steak they can't chew. I know. No, I know, Jordan, but I think at that point just pull the plug. I'm ready to go. If you're giving me a steak smoothie, it's time to go to me tube steak. I checking out. I'm done. I don't need it. I don't think I don't need it. You are. If you're feeding me a steak smoothie, I'm done.

[Jordan]

Well, remember that.

[Zane]

No, I, Yeah, no, I think, I think I'll be just at that point. Just give me a milkshake. I don't need like why do I need steak smoothie? Why do I need protein? Just let me become the biggest fattest thing in the world.

[Heath]

Like swap the bag out.

[Zane]

I want to die. Like this. I want to be so big.

[Heath]

Swap the bag of steak out for, like, chick fil A Oreo milkshake.

[Zane]

I would die so happy.

[Heath]

Like, oh, when I'm older, I'm insanely obese.

[Zane]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Whatever I want and I'm gonna have.

[Zane]

I can't wait. I cannot wait.

[Heath]

I don't care. I'm gonna enjoy my last days.

[Zane]

Yeah. My kids can call me fat all they want. I don't care. I don't care. I'm gonna be happy.

[Heath]

I'll be dunking my Oreos.

[Zane]

Yes. Oh, my God. But you have to dunk it, like, a little longer. Yeah.

[Heath]

Oh, man. Okay. Well, what a ride that episode was. Thank you guys for tuning into another one. We love you so much. Again, if you want to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zayn and Heath, we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode. We do a bonus episode every month that we do a live Q and A every single month. You get early access ad free and it's a great time. We'll see you there.

[Zane]

We post these episodes every Monday audio form and all the podcast platforms and every Tuesday video forum on YouTube.com Zayn and Heath, if you made it this far, comment the poop poop emoji. Very good. Very good. All right, we love you so much. Thank you. And we will see you next week, hopefully. Bye.

[Heath]

Peace. See you soon. Unwind.