293: Zane Got Blocked By His Best Friend's Bride??

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered
Episode 293: Zane Got Blocked By His Best Friend's Bride??
Release Date: July 21, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 293 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, titled "Zane Got Blocked By His Best Friend's Bride??", hosts Zane, Heath, and Matt delve into a mix of pop culture discussions, personal anecdotes, and amusing banter. This episode navigates through topics ranging from celebrity lookalikes and tragic events to humorous bathroom inventions and the complexities of social media interactions. Below is a detailed breakdown of the key segments, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for reference.

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Pop Culture and Celebrity Discussions ([00:33] – [08:34])

The episode kicks off with a lively conversation about the confusion between the artist Pink and the Pink Panthers, leading to a broader discussion on celebrity collaborations and the integrity of actors engaging in superhero franchises.

• Matt: "I think it's kemight're a great collab, but they WAVELY had the same name so, that's just like We WONT have that okay?" ([01:17])

• Heath: "Little Spice. What was her name?" ([01:25])

The hosts touch upon the increasing prominence of Marvel actors in the top-paid lists, highlighting Pedro Pascal and comparing his career choices to legendary actors like Tom Cruise.

• Zane: "He was the only one on the list that was never in a Marvel." ([06:59])

They debate the merit of actors participating in Marvel movies, weighing the guaranteed success against potential compromises in artistic integrity.

• Matt: "It's a guaranteed hit. It's guaranteed to make money. But it's just, it's such a cop out." ([09:02])

Tragic Event: Robbery Gone Wrong ([12:08] – [15:25])

A somber turn in the episode as the hosts discuss the tragic incident involving Robin K., a music supervisor for the show, and her husband, Thomas DeLuca, who were both shot and killed during a robbery at their home in Encino.

• Zane: "They were both shot and killed." ([12:29])

• Heath: "If I saw that, I wouldn't do anything about it in that moment." ([14:51])

The conversation reflects on the unpredictability of such violent encounters and the emotional toll it takes on the community.

Humorous Segment: Poop Knife and Bathroom Talk ([17:00] – [20:20])

Injecting humor into the episode, the hosts explore the quirky topic of the "poop knife", an unusual tool used to prevent toilet clogs from oversized excrement.

• Zane: "Have y' all heard of a poop knife?" ([17:31])

• Matt: "A poop knife?" ([17:32])

The discussion spirals into playful banter about personal bathroom habits and the absurdity of certain self-care tools.

Internet Outage Due to Car Crash ([20:20] – [23:59])

Zane shares a personal story about an internet outage caused by a car accident involving a vehicle with the license plate Ghost IV, which crashed into their cable box, disrupting the internet service for their neighborhood.

• Matt: "Someone was in a Mercedes with the license plate Ghost 4... hit the median, then his car crashed into the side of Golden Goose..." ([20:43])

• Heath: "But what's good is that you're stealing your neighbor's Wi-Fi right?" ([21:09])

The trio discusses the frustrations of dealing with unreliable internet service and contemplates switching providers as a solution.

Celebrity Scandal: Coldplay's Suite Incident ([25:58] – [37:05])

A major highlight of the episode is the analysis of a Coldplay concert incident where a wealthy couple was caught on the Jumbotron acting suspiciously, leading to rampant speculation about their relationship status.

• Heath: "Matt, I've been internally screaming since I've seen that." ([26:01])

• Matt: "So people then see this clip of this couple, and they go, who is this couple?" ([27:08])

The hosts dissect the possible repercussions of the incident on the couple's marriages, workplace dynamics, and the broader implications for public perceptions of celebrity relationships.

• Heath: "They're saying they're divorced, but I'm just missing the point, it's like, oh, this shows..." ([29:56])

• Zane: "You might as well stick it out." ([32:55])

Social Media and Blocking: Personal Anecdotes ([48:01] – [50:08])

Transitioning to lighter topics, the hosts share their experiences with blocking individuals on social media, discussing the emotional and social nuances involved.

• Heath: "I normally do it when someone's spamming. Oh, spamming comments. I'll just block them because I just didn't want that." ([48:17])

• Matt: "I was so self-conscious about posting one ad one time... and I block them and then I unblocked them and then they were like, did you block me for a second?" ([49:17])

They emphasize the importance of managing digital interactions to maintain personal well-being.

Technology and Future Innovations ([55:08] – [62:35])

In the latter part of the episode, the conversation shifts to futuristic technologies such as flying motorcycles and speed-monitoring drones. The hosts debate the practicality, safety, and ethical considerations of these advancements.

• Heath: "We need them everywhere." ([59:45])

• Zane: "Speed enforced by drones. So I think they're going to start implementing it in 2026." ([59:56])

The discussion highlights both the excitement and the concerns surrounding the integration of such technologies into everyday life.

Conclusion: Personal Reflections and Upcoming Episodes ([67:04] – [71:58])

Wrapping up the episode, Zane shares a heartfelt account of being blocked by his best friend’s bride, reflecting on past misunderstandings and the complexities of friendship.

• Heath: "I'm at the wedding. Exactly." ([41:57])

• Heath: "I genuinely think she blocked me accidentally because there's just like, I don't think she would lie about that." ([44:05])

The hosts underscore the importance of communication and forgiveness in maintaining relationships, leaving listeners anticipating future episodes where they plan to invite guests like Damn Daniel to share their stories.

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Notable Quotes

1. Matt: "It's a guaranteed hit. It's guaranteed to make money. But it's just, it's such a cop out." ([09:02])
2. Heath: "If I saw that, I wouldn't do anything about it in that moment." ([14:51])
3. Zane: "Have y' all heard of a poop knife?" ([17:31])
4. Matt: "What is it? It's not offensive." ([22:16])
5. Heath: "I genuinely think she blocked me accidentally because there's just like, I don't think she would lie about that." ([44:05])
6. Zane: "Speed enforced by drones... implementing it in 2026." ([59:56])

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Final Thoughts

Episode 293 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered offers a captivating blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and insightful discussions. From navigating the pitfalls of social media to dissecting high-profile celebrity incidents, the hosts provide an engaging listening experience that balances light-hearted banter with meaningful conversation. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode promises both entertainment and thoughtful reflections.

Transcript

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[Matt]

A filet of fish, but breakfast is for sausage biscuits.

[Zane]

McDonald's breakfast comes first.

[Heath]

My name is Pink and it's really nice to meet you.

[Matt]

Oh, is that the Pink Panthers?

[Zane]

Is this illegal? That type of thing?

[Heath]

But what's the. What's the lineup?

[Zane]

I don't have a follow up.

[Heath]

I sang it for maybe 10 minutes before we started recording.

[Matt]

It's really nice to meet you.

[Heath]

You've been recommended to me by some people.

[Matt]

O. Is.

[Heath]

Is this illegal? Oh, don't sing it. Jeez.

[Matt]

We're. We're just a spoken word.

[Zane]

Is that a song?

[Matt]

Yeah, it is. Doesn't sound like. It sounds like an intro.

[Heath]

It sounds like somebody made the song for Just for a Tik Tok.

[Matt]

I'm so behind on Pink Panthers. But wait, wasn't she on that song with Little Spice? What was her name?

[Heath]

Little Spice.

[Matt]

Little Spice. What was her name?

[Heath]

Who's Lil Spice?

[Matt]

Spice. The. The girl with the red hair.

[Heath]

I Spice.

[Matt]

Ice Spice. Little Spice. What wasn't she on the. Think about it. Wasn't that Pink Panthers on that track? Yikes. Maybe I'm just out of the loop.

[Heath]

No, wait, wait. I didn't even know Ice Spice was putting on new music. Did you put on new music?

[Matt]

I'm talking about the song that put Ice Spice on the map. He said I'm good at. I think about. Think about that.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Is it Pink Panthers on that song with her?

[Heath]

I didn't know that.

[Matt]

I think so. She's the other artist on.

[Heath]

Oh, I thought that was her, like, big hit, her first song, My Name is Pink.

[Matt]

And it's really kind of bold, though, for you to then think that you're Pink now in pop culture when we have a whole other Pink.

[Zane]

Yeah, just Pink.

[Heath]

But her name is Pink Panther. It's not Pink.

[Matt]

I guess it just didn't work for the beat. Like, my name is Being Panthers is really nice to meet you.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Do you think Pink. Do you think Pink's team's like, we should do this audio.

[Heath]

I think.

[Matt]

I think she's like, pink is just like, we're not doing that. Some other girls out there going by Pink.

[Heath]

I think pink loves it.

[Matt]

I bet she does.

[Heath]

Yeah. I think she's cool. There was a video that just. I saw a video on Tick Tock where she crashes. Some girls like, they're celebrating their bachelorette like in some hotel room and she's like, hey. Walks into their pink. Yeah. I was pink. And everyone's like, what are you doing here?

[Zane]

Shouldn't.

[Heath]

She was like, hey, what's up guys? You have a good time? And then she just like walks out.

[Matt]

If I was that famous, I would love just to go surprise random people.

[Zane]

But you also have to hope they know who you are.

[Heath]

It gets a little weird.

[Zane]

Get out of my room.

[Matt]

Yeah, but pink could do it. Or like Bill Murray's known to do that. Like he'll just go up to random people's parties.

[Zane]

Go to car much longer though.

[Heath]

Yeah. Because people are not going to know. It's. It's. I mean it's kind of embarrassing if you just walk in somewhere. I'm sure it's happened though, to them.

[Matt]

Did you know how this. The celebrity lookalike contest. There's like the Timothy Sha.

[Heath]

I love them. I love Jeremy Allen White.

[Matt]

The best one I saw recently. It was in New York. It was a Pedro Pascal.

[Heath]

I saw that one.

[Matt]

Every guy looked like the winner was really good. Oh my gosh. It looked identical.

[Zane]

Insane.

[Heath]

I. I want me to say this and for all your eyes. People listening too. People like people say I resemble Pedro Pascal. Like we have like similar features. But there's a lot of people that look like me too. Like I think our faces like his face.

[Matt]

Dominant features.

[Heath]

Yes. Like a lot of people have that face.

[Zane]

I can see you when you're older looking like that.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's. But there's a lot of people out there that look just like me. Twins.

[Matt]

Like my twins doppelgangers for days.

[Heath]

I don't know what it is about like the features. It's like we, a lot of us look like each other.

[Matt]

Yeah. Or like he has a very like Roman looking face or. I also feel like Benson Boone looks like he's from like an ancient coin in a sculpture. It's like he looks like Julius Caesar.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Something he's not.

[Heath]

Like he doesn't belong in this, like in this century for sure.

[Zane]

No, he looks like he should be a marble statue.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Something like some sort of lookalike contest.

[Matt]

I always Feel bad for, like, the guys who, like, show up to the lookalike contest.

[Heath]

Look nothing like them.

[Matt]

Yeah, I want to hear. Just not even close.

[Heath]

Nothing like him.

[Matt]

You could win for a David Foster Wallace.

[Heath]

David Foster Wallace.

[Matt]

It'd be at a library. Be very quiet.

[Zane]

No, I think the one I've told Zayn, the one that I get the most, is something David Cross.

[Matt]

David. Oh, kind of pull up.

[Zane]

David Cross. It's bad.

[Matt]

Kind of.

[Zane]

You kind of.

[Matt]

You have a little different noses, I think. Okay. On certain days, in the right nose.

[Heath]

We've probably talked about this.

[Zane]

It's Pedro Pascal.

[Heath]

We've known that thing is. It's Petro Pascal's. Like, that's. It's kind of far off. Like, I wouldn't say, like, I look.

[Matt]

You could look related.

[Heath]

Similar features. Yeah.

[Matt]

He could lie. Getting into something, being like, I'm his brother.

[Heath]

Pascal's like, cousin. Like, second cousin.

[Zane]

It's not fair.

[Heath]

Matt, you look. You look like the character in Chicken Run.

[Matt]

I look like. Fix it, Felix.

[Heath]

Fix it.

[Matt]

Fix it, Felix. I get all the time.

[Heath]

Yes, yes.

[Matt]

From Wreck It Ralph.

[Heath]

Yeah, right there. Look. Oh, boy.

[Matt]

That's me.

[Heath]

Yep. That's you.

[Matt]

That's me.

[Heath]

He just needs blonde hair. Like, a little blonder hair. For sure.

[Matt]

You think so?

[Heath]

Fortnite put out, like, you put out new skins for. They put out new skins all the time for different characters and shit, but they just put out a new skin for the Fantastic Four.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

And they're. And they're calling it the Fantastic Four skin.

[Mariah]

Oh, no.

[Matt]

Someone knew what they were doing, and they're really. Well, it's the number Four, so you got to kind of catch.

[Heath]

It's just the fantastic foreskin people.

[Zane]

The fantastic what?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite. It's one of the most wanted collabs ever.

[Matt]

With Pedro Pascal.

[Heath]

With Pedro Pascal.

[Matt]

He's everywhere, getting shot. Who are the new Fantastic Four?

[Heath]

I don't mean to talk.

[Matt]

Vanessa Kirby.

[Heath]

I don't mean to talk, but, like, I'm a little.

[Zane]

This doesn't look good.

[Heath]

This doesn't look right. Like, there's something off about this. This cast. It, like, doesn't feel as.

[Zane]

I was talking about together.

[Heath]

Oh, no, I was talking about the. The cast. Each of them by themselves. Great, great, great actors.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

All them together. I don't know. It doesn't like. It doesn't hit, like, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans and the other guy, right? What?

[Matt]

Yeah, exactly. And the other guy. We didn't even know who the other guy was.

[Heath]

Who Was he?

[Matt]

I can't remember.

[Zane]

A really interesting thing. It was like a list of like the top 15 highest paid actors and actresses like of all time. And it was. Every single one of them was in the Marvel. Like some sort of Marvel world. Except for Tom Cruise.

[Matt]

It makes sense.

[Zane]

He was the only one on the list that was never in a Marvel.

[Matt]

Nicole Kidman, she been in a Marvel movie.

[Zane]

I don't know the list. I think it was like top 10 or top 15 people.

[Heath]

All those Marvel, except for Tom Cruise.

[Zane]

And he was the only one on the list that was not.

[Heath]

In a moment, I'm guessing Tom Cruise was probably offered and he said no, it is weird.

[Matt]

Cruise is probably in charge of his own billing. No, he's probably like, I'm getting what? Let's.

[Heath]

Yeah, but you would think that he. He's like the only one missing. I feel like he needs to be like a Marvel, like a Marvel character.

[Matt]

Well, you know, they said Leo DiCaprio told Timothee Chalamet. You know, kind of people think Timothy Charlie is the next Leo DiCaprio. He goes, don't do hard drugs and don't do any superhero movies. Because some actors think it's like such a cop out just to sign up for a superhero movie. Like maintain the integrity. Superhero movies are just like they pay the most, but in a way you can. Like.

[Heath]

But what if you. But what if you love Marvel? What if you love the like superhero univers? That's probably why all these actors are. They want to do.

[Zane]

To be like offered a position or some sort of role in a Marvel movie.

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, I think to me that's like.

[Zane]

Cool that that to me is Endgame as an it.

[Heath]

It is, I guess. Oh shit.

[Matt]

Depends how good of an actor. If I've already won an Oscar, I don't need to do a Marvel movie. Just give me like real good projects. I'm still. What if.

[Heath]

What if Marvel was a great project?

[Matt]

I mean, is it.

[Heath]

I mean, it, it looks crazy.

[Zane]

No, I think if you're a lead, right? Like if the, if the movie is about you as that main character, I think it'd be pretty cool.

[Heath]

Like Spider Man. No, no one Coming Home.

[Zane]

What's that movie in a Marvel movie?

[Heath]

That movie was great.

[Matt]

Exactly. No, it's pretty badass. But there's something about the integrity. What if you were a really great musician? You're so good at your craft. Like you're. I know Johnny Cash isn't alive with us, but Johnny Cash or Bob Dylan, but you want to Be on a flow, ride a song. We'll get it right to the top. It'll be the top song ever. You're gonna be like, that's different. That's similar vein though.

[Heath]

No, it's not.

[Matt]

It's a guaranteed hit. It's guaranteed to make money. But it's just, it's such a cop out. You, it's just not you. You're not a good fit. Daniel Day Lewis ain't doing Marvel movies.

[Heath]

No, I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that.

[Matt]

I know, that's like.

[Heath]

Well, to me Marvel is the same like where Marvel's is like Lady Gaga in a way. Everybody's listening to Lady Gaga. Everybody loves Lady Gaga. But you know, maybe you just don't fit into Lady Gaga's.

[Matt]

Lady Gaga collabs though. Lady Gaga would do something with it.

[Heath]

Yeah, but she collabs with some people.

[Matt]

Okay, okay, okay. I know. I guess I'm just talking about somebody who's just true to a craft.

[Zane]

Just the way you were saying. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga.

[Heath]

Lady Gaga.

[Matt]

You remember David Archuleta from like American Idol? There was like some crazy clip where Lady Gaga one time opened up for David Archuleta, but it's just like beginning of Lady Gaga days and they're like on the red carpet and she's like, red meat.

[Heath]

Meat dress days.

[Matt]

Yeah, A little before that, just dance days where it was just okay. And she's like on the red carpet. David Archuletti is like, I'm so happy. Lady Gaga, she's opening up for me tonight.

[Zane]

Everyone's like, so cool.

[Matt]

Little do they know the timeline is about to switch massively for both of them. Yeah.

[Heath]

David, heads up. Lady. Hey. Remember when you opened up for me? What if I opened up for you? That'd be such a cool.

[Zane]

Return the favor.

[Heath]

Return the favor. People would love that. They, they would, they would be screaming. Imagine that. Lady Gaga people be screaming for us.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's crazy how like Kim Kardashian was like Paris Hilton's like assistant.

[Heath]

That's. Yeah, that's crazy too.

[Zane]

That is really weird to think about.

[Matt]

On the Paris Hilton show. That one with Nicole Richie and she's like, Kardashian's like helping out, just like organize her clothes little bit, you know.

[Heath]

I love, I love that you, you got to start somewhere and you got.

[Matt]

To be nice to people in Hollywood, cuz you never know, get bigger than you. But you were tight with them before.

[Heath]

Exactly, you know, exactly came out on top.

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[Zane]

It's LA, baby. Overnight sensations.

[Heath]

It is crazy over everybody. You know, that's what I. That's what I.

[Zane]

Speaking of American Idol, though, did you see that?

[Matt]

Oh, yes.

[Heath]

They're so sad.

[Zane]

Awful.

[Heath]

And apparently it's. It would have been what happened.

[Matt]

Tell them it'd be it.

[Heath]

Well, it was a, like, they're saying it was a random, random murder.

[Zane]

Yeah, they're saying it wasn't a targeted.

[Heath]

Attack, but robbery got gone wrong.

[Zane]

So it was Robin K. Who served as one of the show's music supervisors for a decade, and her husband, Thomas DeLuca. They were both in their house, like, literally right here in Encino. They say it was like a robbery gone wrong, but they were both shot and killed. Oh.

[Heath]

When they walked in and saw him. Robbery. And I think they tried to do something about it, which probably led to that.

[Matt]

Yeah. Things can escalate so fast.

[Heath]

Yeah. Especially when you have like, nothing to lose. Like as a. As a person that's robbing, you're just like it.

[Zane]

They might have thought nobody was home.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Got in, realized that people were there, they got spooked and they like.

[Matt]

It just escalates.

[Heath]

It's so scary, like, because you never. You never know. They're like, if, like what they're willing to do to get away.

[Matt]

Did you remember that movie Hostage with, like, Bruce Willis?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And those kids, like, decide to go rob that, like, mansion, but, like, those other kids are home, and it just turns into, like, a home robbery. And it just. The movie just keeps accelerating. But it just goes to show how one thing can escalate from one bad decision.

[Heath]

And even thinking about. I've brought this up before, but how we found out, like, two days later that there was somebody in our house while we're all sleeping inside in the house. What if one somebody woke up and saw, like, what would you do?

[Zane]

Like, a glass of water in the middle of the night, and they're standing there like. And like you said, people will do more than they had intended if they're caught in it.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

You know, stole whatever got out. They're fine. But, like, if they're confronted, they might do this just in their head.

[Heath]

They're like, I'd rather hurt them than get caught. Than get caught.

[Zane]

It's so sad. But they're saying it wasn't targeted, which makes it.

[Heath]

Which makes it scarier. Makes it scarier that it wasn't. That it was, like, random, because that could have been anybody on that stream.

[Zane]

It says the victims returned home while the suspect was inside. Okay, so they weren't home when they were doing the burglary. They came home and a confrontation ensued, which resulted in the suspects taking their lives.

[Matt]

That happened to a friend of mine one time. They came home during a robbery to his house, and he's, like, walking up to his house, and then one guy just, like, with a mask on his side, and my friend just. He just froze. I have the wrong house, and the guy just walked past him and, like, left. And he just was, like, sat there.

[Heath]

Like, I would. If I saw that, I wouldn't do anything about in that moment. Yep.

[Zane]

Oh, nope.

[Heath]

You're good.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I didn't see you.

[Zane]

If I was walking up to my house and I saw somebody inside with a mask on, and I was getting ready to walk in, I'd be like.

[Matt]

And y' all make eye contact.

[Zane]

Doordash.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

No, this.

[Zane]

Here.

[Matt]

You take a picture?

[Zane]

Yeah. Can I just get your picture with the bag?

[Heath]

It's like that scene in the movie with. With Ben Affleck, the town where the cops sees all them, and he's just like, didn't see you. Window up. Do your thing. Nothing's worth your life.

[Zane]

I want a panic room in my house, no matter how small it is. If it's a closet, just some sort of spot that I can go Just in case.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah, I think, you know, I think every house deserves a panicker or like, needs a panic.

[Zane]

Some sort of like interior closet, some sort of room. Anything that you can barricade yourself in.

[Heath]

Especially for people that like, are not comfortable with having a weapon in their house. Which I get it. Like a lot of people, like they. To pull out a gun and like have to worry about like killing somebody. Just have a panic room or you can go in and you don't have to worry about hurting anybody. Just like you stay there until the.

[Matt]

Cops make sure there's good cell phone reception and everything. The movie panic room, that's like the one thing. Well, they just bought the brownstone. The telephone hadn't been fully hooked up yet.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And they're just fox the panic 90s.

[Heath]

The panic room wouldn't have. Just in case you don't have your phone on you. Because if your phone is like on the other side of the house and you need to get to the panic room, inside is like a phone. Like it's like a landline or even like a, a system where you can press it.

[Matt]

A satellite phone.

[Heath]

And it comes. Yeah, satellite emergency comes.

[Zane]

Keep it stock with some good snacks.

[Heath]

Yes, Nutter Butters.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zane]

Because you get nervous they would forget everything I ate.

[Heath]

Candy, a whole pack of Nutter Bird. Like, like the Oreo pack.

[Matt]

Oh, boy.

[Heath]

But it was like Nutter Butters. I didn't even know they had Nutter Butters that big in a pack.

[Matt]

I didn't know that either. Usually.

[Heath]

You know what? I think I like Nutter Butters better than Oreos.

[Matt]

It's okay.

[Zane]

Don't.

[Heath]

No, that was like. No, that was crazy. No, I really think so.

[Matt]

But you can't dip another butter in milk.

[Heath]

Yeah, you can. Of course you can. You could dip a Nutter Butter in anything.

[Zane]

Nutter Butter and coffee.

[Matt]

Okay, that sounds nice.

[Heath]

Oh my God, look at that.

[Matt]

Oh, Nutter Butter. Fudge covered.

[Heath]

Put that in my ass.

[Zane]

Easy.

[Heath]

Oh, my goodness. And just the wage. Oh my God, there's something about it.

[Zane]

Wait, I gotta tell you about this. I saw this. Never heard of it in my life, but I was going through. People were commenting, they were talking about it. Apparently it's a thing. Have y' all heard of a poop knife?

[Matt]

A poop knife?

[Heath]

A poop knife.

[Zane]

This lady was doing like a bathroom hall type tour thing and she had a bucket.

[Matt]

Can I.

[Zane]

And it had like these things in it and it was like almost like a loofah looking thing. Like an old school kind of like.

[Matt]

Like, huh.

[Zane]

Sponge on a stick.

[Matt]

Okay, I know those.

[Heath]

And I was like, in case that poop is too big.

[Zane]

Okay, that's different. It's a full blown, like, butcher, like, massive knife. And they were like, okay, so this is.

[Mariah]

This.

[Zane]

This is my poop knife. And everybody's like, oh, whoa. Backtrack. A poop knife.

[Matt]

Okay, it's plastic.

[Heath]

No, that's.

[Zane]

That's a plastic one.

[Matt]

This lady had a metal one. Like a butter knife. Like.

[Zane]

No, like a butcher.

[Matt]

Like a machete.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

What did she look like?

[Matt]

She's rage baiting, man.

[Zane]

It's a thing.

[Heath]

What did she look like? Did she look like she was like a village? Or, like almost Amish?

[Matt]

Like a Mennonite?

[Zane]

Almost like she clearly is on tick Tock.

[Matt]

Or like, what do they call them?

[Zane]

Just like a. Like a nice moomoo. Like a. A dress.

[Matt]

Angelical. Yeah. Sometimes you see them at the airport. My family of it. So that starts with a P. I got nothing. Oh, gosh. I forgot too.

[Heath]

But basically, this is her diary. My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic. Maybe it's our diet. But everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush.

[Zane]

This is okay, but basically, if it's too big and it's going to clog the toilet, you chop it into smaller.

[Matt]

No, I thought this was like, mid. Like, people who have like, Like. Sorry, this is so gross. People who maybe have, like, sphincter issues and they can't get it out.

[Zane]

Slice it like a banana.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Coming down.

[Matt]

Yes, that's what I'm thinking.

[Zane]

No, apparently, if it's so big, then.

[Matt]

Get like a potato, like, smasher.

[Heath]

A potato smash. And now your potatoes are gonna be.

[Matt]

I'm not cutting my damn poop up like a sushi roll.

[Zane]

Isn't that crazy?

[Matt]

No way.

[Heath]

What is it because their toilets aren't strong enough to two.

[Matt]

I'm sorry. We're flagging it in the intro. Welcome to Potty Talk.

[Heath]

All right, baby, it's toilet time.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

That crossed the line.

[Heath]

Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[Zane]

I'm He.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Heath]

And Mariah is still not here. Yes, the show has. We' taking a new direction with Amariah.

[Zane]

We're rebranding.

[Heath]

If you hate it, I'm so sorry. If you love it, we're glad you're here. Okay, we're done with the toilet talk.

[Matt]

That's life. How y' all Doing.

[Heath]

I'm good. Good. I'm good.

[Zane]

Good.

[Matt]

I'm still without Internet at my house.

[Zane]

There's no way.

[Matt]

It has now been well over two months. Two months. Three months. Ever since that one guy. If you didn't know the episode, someone was in a Mercedes with the license plate Ghost 4. Sorry, we. There was a Patreon thing where I said the licen. Those four Roman numerals. I.

[Heath]

We're coming for you.

[Zane]

Comment it down below who they are.

[Matt]

He was going down Melrose speeding with his girlfriend. Didn't know that. Melrose Place splits off, hit the median, then his car crashed into the side of Golden Goose, hit our cable box, which has ruined all the Internet for anybody who has AT&T down like the next two blocks and it has not been fixed.

[Zane]

I can't believe.

[Heath]

But what's good is that you're stealing your neighbor's WI fi. Right?

[Matt]

Our neighborhood. Our. Our neighbors have generously gave us their password and their signal, but sometimes it, like, goes in and out. It's.

[Heath]

I would not be giving up my fucking WI fi to my neighbors. Are you kidding me? Make that. Weaken that WI fi. Absolutely. They're gonna be throttled because my WI fi already sucks. We just tested my WI fi. Guess. Guess how. What's the. The mega.

[Zane]

The megabit per second.

[Heath]

Guess how many megabits per second for.

[Zane]

One gig, which would be a thousand megabits per second.

[Matt]

You're not getting that.

[Heath]

Just guess how much. What's the upload speed?

[Matt]

Well, then I want to think really low.

[Zane]

30 downloads.

[Heath]

Perfect. That's 30. That's.

[Zane]

Usually we're like 30 down. 10 up.

[Matt]

Oh, that's 10 up for this house. What's going on?

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

Oh, I don't know.

[Zane]

Insane.

[Heath]

I always thought it was normal. It takes three hours to upload something, and I'm fine with that. I says I thought.

[Matt]

That's brutal.

[Heath]

But you know what? I'm. I'm glad that I live like this because when the WI fi is finally fixed, I'm going to be. I'm going to be so.

[Zane]

That's right.

[Heath]

Genuinely just.

[Zane]

You're literally going to come out of the Stone Age.

[Heath]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, am I turning butter? Like, I feel like I'm just so far behind.

[Zane]

It's pretty bad.

[Heath]

Oh, God.

[Matt]

I finally did get a number from the person who I don't know if they work for AT&T or they are in charge of, like, repairing stuff. He's been really nice. I've been like, total Karen mode. Like, about this Situation. I'm like, francis, I know it's not you, but it's just we gotta get this resolved. Like, my wife and I, we work from home. Like, I'm also making it seem like we have no Internet. Like, let's just say our neighbors aren't even giving.

[Heath]

But you're all. But you're also system.

[Matt]

Our lights. Everything revolves around the Internet and we cannot use it.

[Heath]

Yeah. And I would be upset too.

[Matt]

And I've just. I've had enough. I've had it up to here. And I will talk to corporate. And we're still getting built too.

[Heath]

So I'm like, oh, that you see now that's a.

[Matt]

See, that's where I'm waiting for. They keep building up. And then it's like, okay, now write us a chance.

[Zane]

Just switch.

[Matt]

I know. That's what.

[Zane]

I know what I would do at this point. You have to.

[Heath]

Yeah, I would go to Spectrum and cut their WI fi and see how they like it.

[Matt]

I'm not a menace saying, I wouldn't do that because I care about my neighbors. Because then I would have no Internet.

[Heath]

Coming from your neighbors. It's. It's the enemy. Yeah. I just.

[Matt]

It. And I've gone by and I've looked at peeks in the little box that they have around the thing. It's just wires. They haven't done a thing. And I don't even know how they're really going to fix it. So maybe I need to get off.

[Heath]

Maybe they fought. They. I think they completely destroyed that so badly where they couldn't. They came and fix it. They're just like, we got to make a new one.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Heath]

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Zane]

Hopefully they fix it. Or at this point, you got to kind of bite the bullet. Just swap it and then hope you get the reimbursement from AT&T down the road.

[Matt]

That's what I'm fine if I want to.

[Zane]

You need your fight.

[Matt]

Free Internet.

[Heath]

I think, you know, you definitely deserve that, especially if you're paying for it. That's makes you know.

[Zane]

I think they should give you a new car.

[Matt]

Oh, you think so?

[Heath]

License had Ghost four.

[Zane]

Why not?

[Matt]

I want to know who that man is.

[Heath]

I know.

[Matt]

I just want him to apologize. I don't want to know what happened.

[Heath]

Yeah, I hope he feels bad. I hope him and his girlfriend be a feel bad because it's her fault too.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Heath]

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[Matt]

Y' all see that Coldplay scandal? Yes.

[Heath]

Matt. Matt, I've. Dude, I've been internally screaming since I've seen that. I. Okay, so last night, I think it was last night. Last night Coldplay had a show in Boston. And during the show they normally have like a Jumbotron where they got a KISS scan. They show all the people having fun while this Jumbotron decided to. To point their cameras up in a suite up on top. And it showed a man and a.

[Matt]

Woman probably, I'd say late 40s. Early.

[Heath]

Yeah, late 40s. Because they're clearly in a suite, very wealthy. And all of a sudden they both notice that they're on the Jumbotron immediately scurry to hide immediate. And you see everybody smiling around them in the suite.

[Matt]

And Chris goes, oh, either they're really shy or they're having an affair.

[Zane]

Crazy that he caught, like he, he was like just Called it out.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So this clip goes viral, and everyone starts identifying who this couple is.

[Zane]

Even game commented on it. I can't even clean that mess up. That is. I love when brands do that.

[Heath]

Everybody's gonna get on this.

[Matt]

So people then see this clip of this couple, and they go, who is this couple? They must be somebody if they got the money. And they're.

[Heath]

I should have never scurried.

[Matt]

The guy is, I believe, the CEO of a company called Astronomer.

[Heath]

Yes, Andy Byron. And the woman is his cpo, Kristen Cabot.

[Matt]

Cpo? Chief People Officer. What is cpo?

[Zane]

She's like head of hr.

[Matt]

I'm gonna report this to hr. So. And this is. And who. Guys, I know that this. You know, we're a little not late, but this is so new for us, so maybe more will come out. Apparently, they're both married and they both have children. But what I want to know in the clip, there is a young girl.

[Zane]

Who looks to be, who knows, 20s.

[Heath]

Matt. I already looked it up. I looked it up. I think she is.

[Matt]

The people couldn't confirm if she worked for the company.

[Heath]

No, no, she. No, they. Somebody pulled her up. She works for the company and she. She. Yes. Senior director Alyssa Stoddard. Which means that everybody in this company is just allowing this behavior.

[Matt]

So what did you think? Think she's known about this relationship? Kept tight lips, heard 100, got a suite at Coldplay, and they're like, hey, don't tell anybody at work, but, you know, we're kind of having a thing.

[Heath]

Matt. No, I think everybody at work knows. The only people I don't know is their spouses. Yes.

[Zane]

It looks like the lady next to her that was laughing and smiling like that told the jumbotron. Be like, y' all point it.

[Heath]

No, no, I don't think so. But that's crazy, though.

[Matt]

I like the plot. I like the plot of that.

[Zane]

I just.

[Heath]

When I saw this whole thing, I was like. Like, for you, like, you have to have some nerve to be out in the open like that. Like, you're at a concert that, you know, jumper chants exist. You know, people are everywhere. Everybody can see they're out on the balcony holding each other. The fact that you're that comfortable in your own suite in front of your whole team to do that, that's been.

[Zane]

Going on a long.

[Matt]

They should have never ducked. If they. If they would have been, maybe somebody at the company was there at the concert would have been like, I swore I saw.

[Zane]

Been as.

[Matt]

Like, he should have just, like, gave her a Double tap on the shoulder. Go. Just smile and wave. Smile and wave. That's it.

[Heath]

No, I think the wife still would have found out, but the whole world wouldn't be talking about it.

[Matt]

I bet. I want my. Or they're taking. Both of them are in divorces.

[Heath]

You think so?

[Matt]

They're already in processes of it and they were more ashamed that they are co workers being shown together then. This is my belief. Okay, then spousal, like, worry.

[Heath]

The thing is that I feel like they would have mentioned it already. That they were divorced.

[Matt]

No, people have mentioned it that they are divorced, but it's.

[Heath]

Oh, no. Yeah. No, they're saying they're divorced.

[Matt]

Process of it. Divorces take long times. Maybe they have not. Yes, their marriages have fallen out. They're trying to finalize divorces. They know they're going out as a couple.

[Heath]

You know what? That could. That could really be it too.

[Matt]

Because that's a big thing. I think in like, divorce law, if you have already had. What's the word? Extramarital relations in the middle of, like, being married, it can affect the way the divorce filing goes.

[Heath]

That's true.

[Zane]

Well, like, it could just be like a fresh new relationship, like a couple months after, like, papers were fought, like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

To like, say that they want to get a divorce and it's just like, maybe not a good look. That they didn't want to say that they were like, seeing people already and. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah.

[Heath]

Looking at it like, that is not fun, is it?

[Matt]

Maybe their publicist, like, who's the crisis manager? Like, this is good. Make a tick Tock. Like, we should lean into this story for the company.

[Heath]

A story time from either of them. Oh. Oh, that'd be beautiful.

[Zane]

I saw somebody comment to saying that's the most expensive Coldplay tickets in the world because now he, like, just like, divorced from it and everything.

[Heath]

That's gonna be like someone I saw conversating like, like, oh, his wife is set.

[Matt]

If.

[Heath]

If this was an affair.

[Matt]

Right?

[Heath]

Wife is set.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, he's probably.

[Heath]

Oh, maybe sit in pretty. Doesn't matter if they were having a really.

[Matt]

You know, she's sitting there by the pool having her wine, going. That woman is scrolling on her iPad right now. Yes.

[Heath]

Giggling. Oh, boy.

[Matt]

She's like, blasted Coldplay.

[Zane]

It's going to be her new favorite band, Paraleague Crazy.

[Matt]

Holy. And they were all, hello.

[Heath]

Damn it. I. I just hope we hear from.

[Matt]

This screen and you say, oh, dude.

[Heath]

Coldplay's gonna be forever haunting their.

[Matt]

Do you Think they're gonna be like, okay, let's just cut the fan cam for the next show. Like, we're not.

[Heath]

No, no, they're gonna keep. That just brought so many eyes to their show. They do. So people probably bought tickets.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Just to watch Coldplay because they're like, oh, I didn't know.

[Zane]

Imagine there was another situation like this, getting ready to go to the next Coldplay, and they're like, we cannot. Like, they were gonna be like.

[Matt]

It was like a little like, yeah, we're gonna follow them. Like, yeah.

[Heath]

But I'm telling you right now, that probably scared every single couple. Couple that's in an affair that usually they go to concert, they're like, let's not.

[Matt]

Do you think they'll stick together or do you think they're like, we can't it? Like.

[Heath]

No, they have to now.

[Matt]

What do you mean? They have.

[Heath]

They have to now.

[Matt]

I always feel like that happens, though, in relationships where once one person gets discovered that they've been cheating the person that they've been, like, cheating on them with, like, it ends.

[Heath]

But the thing is that, like, it's already sour. It's a. The. The apple's been poisoned now you might as well stick, stick, stick with each other, I guess.

[Matt]

So. Own it up.

[Zane]

What a good basis, you know?

[Heath]

I mean, yeah, it's pretty shitty, but.

[Zane]

Foundation for a relationship.

[Heath]

Dude, your next relationship is going to know about this video. Everybody down the line of your life will know about this video. So you might as well stick it out.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

How were they posed? Did he have a hand on a hip? Oh, it arms around.

[Heath]

No, it was scared of height.

[Matt]

And he's like, I just got you.

[Heath]

No, it was.

[Matt]

Oh, boy.

[Heath]

No, that's full.

[Matt]

That is his hands.

[Heath]

That's an affair grab. That's in a fair grab. That kid after, he was like, yes.

[Zane]

The duck and runaway is crazy.

[Matt]

The duck made it worse. He could have also turned around and I think it wouldn't have been that bad. The duck leveled it up.

[Zane]

The girl next to it. That reaction.

[Heath]

Yeah, right.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

Oh, man. You know that. God, that reaction is crazy, right?

[Matt]

But they're laughing. Oh, but then there's a guy with them who's like, hell, yeah.

[Heath]

But maybe they're sharing a suite with somebody.

[Matt]

Oh, that does happen. You know, someone who, like, hey, we got tickets. Enjoy my suite.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

You're kind of with strangers.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, maybe then that other girl is just another girl who's part of the suite.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

They just had these private tickets together.

[Heath]

Or you know what? Maybe they're both getting in the middle of a divorce because they wanted to get with each, like, you know, I mean, they're like, oh, we, like, they've been talking. They actually like each other. They both ended their marriage and this is their first time now being seen like that. So it could be like, a little bit of, like, an embarrassment too, because they are act. They are ending their marriage because of. Of their love for each other.

[Matt]

Until we learn more. Yeah, until we learn more.

[Heath]

We should. We should get them on the podcast.

[Matt]

I think so.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

It'd be a good look. Jake, Shane will probably talk to them before.

[Heath]

No, no, call her daddy. We'll get these two before.

[Matt]

Oh, man.

[Heath]

It's good people, though. God, if. If she gets a guess, we get them two years later.

[Zane]

You know what? But I'm grateful that we even get opportunities. You know what if it is late.

[Heath]

Yeah, even. Even if it's like, years late, it's fine.

[Zane]

Next month, we're having the damn Daniel guy on.

[Matt]

Are we on this pod?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Zane]

Super viral.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I don't know if you guys remember him.

[Matt]

Yeah, we're just gonna catch up with damn Daniel. What's he been up?

[Zane]

He just finally got around to being able to have him on.

[Matt]

Oh, he was pretty busy. Like a PhD now. Where is he? He's a veterinarian. I don't know. Is he. Where is damn Dan? Are we really having on damn day?

[Zane]

No, no, I was just joking for the fact that we're always just late.

[Matt]

To being able to get opportunities.

[Heath]

You know what? It could be a great episode. People might want to, like, catch up, like, oh, what's he up to?

[Zane]

Right?

[Heath]

I don't know. I'm kind of curious.

[Matt]

I know he had. Remember there was like, a video game where it's like, damn Daniel. And you could, like, catch white vans. Yeah, there was some silly little app.

[Heath]

Or like, was like, the part of vans. Like, vans is like.

[Matt]

It was like a game that.

[Zane]

No, it was somebody that went to him that was just making for you. Yeah, it was just trying to take advantage of the kid and be like.

[Heath]

Remember, somebody came to us. They were like, they wanted to make a coffee talk game.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's that.

[Matt]

I just want to Know if damn Daniel is still friends with the friend who kind of shot the whole video and made him go viral. Like, he was the brains behind you. Damn Daniel. Back at it again.

[Heath]

He was the brain.

[Matt]

Are they still homies? Was Daniel ever like, hey, man, thanks for making me go viral.

[Zane]

Thank you for filming.

[Matt]

Take a cut. Like, did they make it a thing?

[Heath]

Please give him half the vans.

[Zane]

Yeah, he left him in the dust. Moved out to la.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You.

[Heath]

I made some new friends out here.

[Matt]

Hopefully they get married, and I think.

[Heath]

They'Re gonna do great.

[Matt]

Like the Coldplay couple.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I think. Think again. I think they should just stick with it.

[Zane]

Oh, we went to a wedding recently.

[Matt]

Oh, whose wedding?

[Zane]

David and Grace.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh. How was it?

[Zane]

So cute. They did, like, a backyard.

[Heath]

His backyard.

[Zane]

And I love this setup because we were seated at the tables and we had, like, appetizers, like, on, like, you know, passed around, like, stuff like that. But we were sitting at the table, and then they had the ceremony go on while we were seated at the tables. So we all were kind of like, oh, easy flow. Super easy. They walked through, and Hunter March was the person that married them.

[Matt]

Of course. I bet he was.

[Heath]

It was really funny. Yeah, it was great.

[Zane]

Oh, like, just. He's such a good speaker.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

And just really funny. So it was perfect. But I just loved the flow of ever everything. So they got married. They did, like, their little walkout, like, pictures and everything. And then right after that, we were already seated, and then they're like, okay, you guys go get food. And then you would bring it back to your tables.

[Matt]

Nice.

[Zane]

Really, really cute.

[Heath]

It was really nice. I loved. I was like, you know what? I might do this for my wedding. It seems. It just seems so easy and chill, and it just.

[Zane]

I love the feeling of a good backyard, like, barbecue hangout. And they had a perfect setup because they had this, like, whole concrete, like, deck area out of their. The back of their house. So that was, like, the dance floor where the DJ was set up underneath.

[Matt]

Love it.

[Zane]

But, yeah, it was really, really cute. I'm so excited for them. Like, they're. I love them. We watch their cat all the time. So little Monty, when he was a baby, we took Monty in and held on to him for, like, a month because they were moving into a new house and their current roommate was allergic to cats.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

So they were like, we want this cat really bad, but can you, like, hold on to him until we can move? Like. Yeah, absolutely. So Monty and Dean are best friends, so we have play Dates all the time.

[Heath]

Oh, my God. Dean's gonna miss Monty so much.

[Zane]

When y', all, it was sad. It was their last hangout, so during the wedding, we took Monty in so they didn't have to, like, worry about having the cat at the house. But it was really cute.

[Matt]

Love that.

[Zane]

Yeah, it was really nice.

[Heath]

I was looking at people's stories because people were posting David and Grace, and I was like, oh, okay. And I see that everybody. I'm seeing David's tag and Grace's side. I was like, oh, I didn't know Grace had an Instagram. I go to click it, and I can't click it right. And I was like, oh, that's weird.

[Zane]

So I wasn't opening the link.

[Heath]

It just wasn't. I wasn't able to click her page because I never knew that Grace had an Instagram. So I'm clicking it, and I was like, oh, that's weird. I clicked David's page. I was like, oh, that's so weird. Okay, well, let me try to go to Grace's page because I was just, like, curious. I was like, oh, let me. I didn't know she had Instagram. So I go to his following and I type in her name. It's like, oh, that's weird. Her name's popping up.

[Zane]

Oh, no.

[Heath]

So I go to the search bar. I'm like, why is her name not popping up? So I go to my. I go to the Zaina Heath account. I go switch to that. I type it in. Pops up easily. I was like, what the fuck? Why am I blocked by. Why am I blocked by Grace? Blocked by the bride. And I was like, okay, well, it's weird because then why am I here?

[Zane]

You're at the wedding.

[Heath]

I'm at the wedding. Exactly. But then I remembered that moment two years ago. I think it was like, a year or two ago where. Remember? Oh, I mistakenly. I thought she was someone else. And I kissed her, but it was dark. And I back. I was like, oh, my God. Was like, I like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. And I go to David. I'm like, I'm so sorry. And like. But it was like, it was clearly a mistake, and we were laughing about it, and that was it. And we actually brought it up a couple times after because it was so funny. But that was like. That time came back to my head. I was like, oh, my God. Did she really, like, get really upset by that where she blocked me? I was like, what the. So this is what.

[Matt]

You're convincing.

[Heath]

So. So this is after the wedding. So I'm like, well, you're running through.

[Zane]

The possibility of why she could have.

[Matt]

Yeah, I've seen her so many times. Times since then, leading up.

[Heath]

Exactly. So I was like, oh, my God, I need to figure this out right now. I was like, but they just got married. The last thing I want to do is bring this up to David and.

[Zane]

Be like, hey, hey, hey.

[Heath]

So, you know, you're. What?

[Matt]

I know you're in a. Can I just clarify something?

[Heath]

Your wife blocked me. Why is she blocked? I just want to make sure everything's good. So I. I text David.

[Zane]

I was like, hey.

[Heath]

I was like, hey, love you so much. Thank you for inviting me to your big night, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he texted back. I was like, all right. It was like a back and forth a little bit. And then I was like, like, by the way, this time. By the way. I was like, hey, I. I'm only saying this because I noticed something. I just, like, I just noticed this, and I just want to make sure that, like, I've done nothing to offend Grace. If there's something that I've done to her, I. I don't know. I'm not sure about it, but I would love to figure it out because I love you guys and I feel really bad of whatever I did. And he text about his, like, huh, huh? It's like, what are you talking about? He's like. He's like, she. Grace has you blocked? I was like, yeah, she has me blocked. And I'm like, 100 sure that she has me blocked. And he's like, there's no reason for her to do that. I was like. I was like, well, she has me blocked, so, like.

[Zane]

Right.

[Heath]

And it's really hard to block somebody by accident.

[Zane]

Yeah, there's multiple.

[Heath]

There's multiple things.

[Matt]

You have options.

[Heath]

Are you sure you want to.

[Matt]

So honestly hidden. It's not an unfair.

[Heath]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

If she unfollowed me, I wouldn't have never even brought it up because, like, yeah, mistake, whatever. I don't care. But a block is a block. So I think he does. He goes to Grace and he asked her. He's like, hey, you know you have, like, Zayn blocked. And she's like, what are you talking about? I was like, you have Zane block. She's like, no, no, no, I don't. And she goes to her block list, and I'm on her block list, and she's like, saying, I've never blocked you. I don't know how that happened.

[Zane]

That means he was pissed, went on her phone.

[Heath]

That's what I'm saying.

[Zane]

He blocked.

[Heath]

And then so she, and then she tells David's like, maybe he blocked me. Like, I was like, no, no, I. Trust me, I didn't even know you had an Instagram. There's no reason for me to block you.

[Matt]

Wait, thinking you went on her phone and blocked.

[Heath]

No, no, David, no, she thought that I blocked her. And it's just like I, I saw it wrong, but I was like, no, I didn't even know you had an Instagram. So for the past like four years, I always thought she never had an Instagram. That when she always said, it's just she always had me blocked.

[Matt]

So you were on her blocked list.

[Heath]

Yeah, but she said that she only blocks people that, that leave negative comments on her page. But I was like, I've never left.

[Zane]

Four years ago. Zayn, commenting, you stupid. Just stop posting.

[Heath]

But no, this is just so like.

[Matt]

We'Ve already do collective blocks or something. Like, I don't think everyone's like tagged in a photo or if it's like a collaborative post and I don't know, can it take down.

[Heath]

The thing is, I believe her. I believe her. I, I think she, she, I genuinely think she blocked me accidentally because there's just like, I don't think she would lie about that. And if she did block me, she would have told, she would have told David, like, David would have told me. So I really think it was accidental. But it's just so crazy how like the day after her wedding, I'm just like, oh, that sounds like a good documentary block by the bride.

[Matt]

It makes me rethink the entire night.

[Heath]

Like it made me rethink the last three, four years of our friendship.

[Zane]

Yeah, the girl that you, you thought you were kissing got jealous, went on her phone and was like, absolutely not.

[Matt]

Oh, block.

[Zane]

She blocked you from her account.

[Heath]

That makes sense.

[Matt]

It could have been possible.

[Heath]

That very possible.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

And don't even get me started with spending the gas money sitting in traffic. I would be getting more frustrated on the drive over.

[Heath]

Exactly. And that's just going to cause more stress for all parties involved, which is nice to be able to do it in the comfort of your own living room.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

How many people do y' all block? Let's go through our block list.

[Heath]

Oh, right there. Okay. I have 152 blocked.

[Matt]

Are they fans? Who? Just somebody who just was like a really mean, mean comment.

[Heath]

I normally do it when someone's spamming. Oh, spamming comments. I'll just block them because, like, I just didn't want that.

[Zane]

Easier to do that than delete them.

[Heath]

All, but yeah, other than that. Or someone was just, like, being really nasty. I don't really care about nasty comments anymore.

[Matt]

I wonder who out there has me blocked. I. I've never ran into a situation like that where question. You're like, oh, my gosh. Hey. Oh.

[Heath]

Oh. Like, oh, you just.

[Matt]

I've had situation. Well, sometimes there's, like, friends who do the unfollow spree and you're like, oh, like, I guess I'm not. They really don't ever want to be that close.

[Zane]

Me.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

If. If you mutually follow each other.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

And then you block that person and then unblock Them. It makes them unfollow you.

[Matt]

Yes, it does.

[Zane]

So if you wanted, like, somebody to stop following you, you.

[Matt]

Which is also humiliating too, because there's been one time, like our.

[Heath]

That's a crazy thing.

[Matt]

I was so self conscious about posting one ad one time, and I was just like, oh, I hate that this one person is just gonna, like, see this. And I block. Blocked them and then I unblocked them and then they were like, did you block me for a second? I was like, no.

[Heath]

How did they.

[Matt]

Wait, how did they realize they realized if they wasn't following you, that they didn't follow me anymore, so they realized I had blocked.

[Heath]

No, that could just mean that they mistakenly unfollowed you.

[Matt]

No, no, no. Because then I had to follow them back like it was a dude. I was. This is like early days of social media. I was. Oh, humiliated.

[Heath]

Got it. So you unfollow them too, when you block them?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

God damn it. They should have one where you still follow them.

[Matt]

I wish they could. You could hide posts from certain people. You can now.

[Heath]

Oh, like, certain pages.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh, what a relief.

[Heath]

But then it's like, embarrassing when they, like when they're having a conversation with somebody else and they're like, did you see this person's phone? They're like, what post?

[Zane]

They're like, it's not on the page for me. No, look, it's not there.

[Heath]

That's so bad.

[Zane]

It's embarrassing.

[Heath]

It's really bad. I think I'd rather be blocked than have that happen.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Why wouldn't they want me to see it?

[Heath]

Like, specifically post ghost being hidden from you? That's just. That's just rude.

[Matt]

Do you guys, though, ever, like, unfollow just people that, like, you met at a party eight years ago?

[Heath]

Oh, yeah, I do it the next day.

[Matt]

You. Oh, God, absolutely. Oh, if you kind of a smarter.

[Heath]

Move, if you take my phone and you follow yourself. Yeah, I. I'll literally do it the night of. I'm like, unfollow. I didn't. I didn't ask to follow you. Yeah, the whole like, give me your phone.

[Matt]

Oh, that.

[Heath]

Can I see your phone?

[Zane]

I saw something.

[Matt]

Sometimes, though, when someone's like, like, you're hanging out with maybe other, like, showbiz people and they're like, what's your hand? Like, what do you do? And then you're like, oh, I do this. And they pull up your profile.

[Zane]

What's your.

[Matt]

What's your thing too? You feel it in the moment. You're like, okay, yeah, let's. And there's nothing wrong with it. This sounds. I feel like this conversation sounds a little influenry. So we sound a little delusional. I feel like normal people are just connecting and.

[Heath]

No, these are people that, like, will ask when we don't. We didn't even have, like, a meaningful or connecting conversation.

[Zane]

I saw somebody say something, and. And it. It, like, clicked for me, and I was like, oh, okay, I can unfollow. It was. They basically worded it in a way, like, if you saw this person in a grocery store, would you go up and say hi to them? And I was like, there's a lot of people that if I just randomly saw at the grocery store on my following list that I wouldn't need to go say hi to.

[Matt]

True.

[Zane]

And I was like, okay. That made me feel okay about, like, unfollowing people.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Like, people that I haven't talked to in, like, 10 years that I'm like, we, like, not lost connection or lost touch, but it was just, like, somebody I used to hang out with that, like, I just, like, didn't, like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Really get along with.

[Matt]

Just cleaning it up.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

In a way.

[Zane]

Okay, that makes sense. Because there's people I'll see in a grocery store, and I'm like, just be like, hopefully they didn't see me, because I'm like, I know where the conversation's gonna go.

[Matt]

And sometimes, like, someone will come up that I follow, and I'm like, I don't even remember meeting this person. If. When I'm at a point where it's just like this, nothing registers why, how I know this person. And maybe I'm like, oh, yeah, maybe it was that time. It's just like.

[Zane]

Have you ever looked through your contacts, like, recently?

[Heath]

Oh, I don't. I don't know.

[Zane]

I don't even know.

[Matt]

I have, like, 1200 contacts. I was just getting my iPad, transferring it over, and I'm like, I don't know.

[Heath]

Crazy.

[Zane]

Over half of them.

[Matt]

Yeah. Sometimes I'll have, like, people's names. It's not even their full name. It's, like, just where I met this person or, like, even Jess hers. In my phone is Jess, Mike's friend in parentheses. I thought, like, Jason.

[Heath]

Assistant. Assistant.

[Zane]

I have. I have Danielle. Assistant.

[Heath]

Oh, you do?

[Zane]

When she was Todd's assistant.

[Matt]

Oh, my. Ella's David's assistant. Yeah, for me.

[Zane]

Oh.

[Matt]

Oh, What? Alicia's in my phone, y'. All. This is. I had met Remy, and I needed to get Alicia's Number. This is like the beginning of our friendship. And I go, hey, do you have Alicia's number? She goes, yeah, no problem. Shares contact. But when you share contact, it's formatted on how they phrase. So Alicia's in Remy's phone. Is Alicia heart, heart, heart, heart. You know, arrow through the heart, all of this stuff. And Patricia and I, you know, years and being together, she's like, funny. Why the is Alicia heart, heart, all this stuff?

[Heath]

And I'm like, that's funny.

[Matt]

It's from Remy's phone.

[Heath]

I didn't know it's saved like that.

[Matt]

Like, why did you share contact?

[Heath]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Zane]

Not like if you copy paste the number and send it like, oh, here's their number.

[Heath]

Oh, actually that's what I did.

[Zane]

Contact and click share contact. It saves how you had it saved.

[Heath]

Whoa, that's.

[Matt]

That's funny.

[Zane]

Or the worst is when like if there's like a picture that somebody puts on their own thing, like I'll go like, call one of my friends, like my buddy Kyle. And it's like this picture of him and it looks like I saved that as his contact photo. And I'm like, like, I never know.

[Matt]

Yeah. Sometimes if people's photos are ones that I assign to them or if that's their like.

[Zane]

Yeah. Cuz you can make it be whatever picture you want for like your calling or whatever it is.

[Matt]

What is it for me? Me? Is it me with a dog?

[Zane]

You're nothing.

[Matt]

I'm nothing.

[Heath]

Mine. The way I save names is first and last name. That's it.

[Matt]

I have an emoji for you.

[Heath]

You had the air or bomb emoji?

[Matt]

No, not the bomb one.

[Heath]

The turban emoji.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

The hijab.

[Matt]

I have the hijab.

[Zane]

Zayn hijabi.

[Matt]

I've had it for the longest time.

[Heath]

No, that's great. I love that. I love that. I love that. Nothing offends me. Everything in my contact list is double.

[Matt]

Yes. I have a lot of doubles too. Because that's from like a SIM card icloud thing.

[Zane]

Or when I call Todd, it's this picture of him from like a Halloween.

[Matt]

That's what I have.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah. I think that's his.

[Zane]

I think he set that as.

[Heath]

Yes, that's very taught things.

[Zane]

It's like him in full makeup.

[Matt]

Yeah. Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Zane]

That's what it is. Yes, that's what. Wow. Have you seen the new flagging motorcycle?

[Matt]

What Like a it.

[Zane]

It's basically like you sit on it like a bike Uhhuh. But it flies. And it's so weird because, like, I guess it's similar to, like, a drone situation. It looks like there's, like, a propulsion to it, but there's no, like, wings or anything like that. It. It's bizarre here. Yeah.

[Heath]

It's called the Volo Knot, and so.

[Matt]

It'S a guy writing it. Oh, yeah. It kind of has, like, a drone feel to it, dude.

[Zane]

Very low profile. Like, there's not, like, it looks.

[Matt]

It reminds me of Star Trek when, like, Chris Pine's character and, like, the new Star Trek, how he's, like the rebel kid, but it's like the future, and he has that hovering motorcycle and the cop chases him, but it's a little bit more like, like, okay, oh, this is.

[Zane]

Now we're talking. Now I feel like we're getting into the future. This is what we dreamed about.

[Heath]

This looks like something you would see in a Star wars movie.

[Matt]

For sure. There's a time and a place for this.

[Heath]

Yeah. Like me. Where are you going to ride? You can only ride that in, like, an open space like that.

[Zane]

Wait. I feel like it would kind of.

[Matt]

Get boring quickly a little bit.

[Zane]

Because the whole part, like, fun of, like, riding an ATV or a dirt bike is you're like, like, going over things. You are feeling, like, the terrain under you. This. You're just kind of like.

[Matt]

Because, like, anyone under you would be like, God, what the.

[Zane]

What the. Kicking up.

[Matt]

I think it would be good if you lived on a farm and you, like, wanted a fun way to get to one side of the farm, and you have to pick up exactly how.

[Heath]

To cross the creek. Exactly. That's, like, the only way this would work.

[Zane]

Otherwise, you would just.

[Matt]

If you wanted to conquer your land a little bit easier. That's how I see it.

[Zane]

Okay, it makes sense. So it's powered by jet propulsion, which is why you don't see any sort of, like, blades or propellers that would be, like, lift.

[Matt]

So it's like the jetpack things like.

[Zane]

A jet engine where it, like, is pushing.

[Matt]

Burn anything underneath you at all. Like, what if it's like a little squirrel going by? Is it just, like, fried?

[Zane]

It might be. Might be a little bit further away, so it wouldn't.

[Heath]

Wait a second. This. This goes 124 miles per hour. I want to see that. I want to see that video.

[Zane]

That's scary, but I want to see.

[Heath]

A video of that. Because this guy was going really slow.

[Zane]

I wouldn't do it. I don't think that's.

[Heath]

That means the bike is really. It's not. It can't like really up on you. Then if it's going 124 miles per.

[Zane]

Hour, you got to be really confident in your build if you're able to do that.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I want to know the max height though. Are you taking that up like a thousand feet in the air?

[Heath]

Well, if it's. The thing is, if it's powered by a like a jet propulsion, you can't be like two.

[Matt]

Yeah. There probably has to be a good like equilibrium of space, otherwise it will lose its like momentum. Did you hear this is like related to like drones and stuff. Some high school is testing out like little itty bitty drones that are able to like fly around the school to help prevent like, like a surveillance type of conflict. So like let's say a huge fight breaks out. The drones can like come in like these tiny little itty bitty ones, but they could have a cameras on it and they'll make kids like, oh, like they're watching.

[Zane]

Are they automated or somebody has to fly it. Like they hear a fight broke out and they got to go fly it.

[Matt]

Over the security cameras around like the school can like identify when like a moment of conflict is happening and the. The drones will like zip out.

[Zane]

The drone is on top of a pole monitoring as a base and then as soon as something happens, it detaches there.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's basically what they were saying. Like the drones are flying around.

[Heath]

Surprised they're even making. I feel like it's unnecessary, but it's.

[Matt]

A way to like, I think make a preventative just to be like, oh, fuck. Okay. Like, all right, you caught me More than like some teacher having to like get into the scrub scramble of. It could be an argument, somebody's vandalizing something. It can just go and like detect it. Knowing that like it's not. It's just knowing that you can get caught but like immediately caught doing something that's good, it just kind of prevents. It creates a little.

[Heath]

I feel like it's good for like anything really bad too, like school shooting, anything like that. It's a great like thing to have.

[Matt]

You know, some kids are gonna be just like slingshot, just like toss. Trying to flip a water bottle on top of it.

[Heath]

Well, you just set the highest this punishment for that expulsion. So what does this get expelled?

[Matt]

Did it say. Texas company says its drones can keep a stop an active shooter to keep students safe. Maybe have a gun attached, a bullet. They did say. I feel like I read something that it could like shoot pepper balls or like there you go, things like that.

[Heath]

I. You know what? I think that's a great idea to stop like anybody from harming a student on the grounds.

[Matt]

Just something immediately comes and finds you and goes, what is this?

[Heath]

Busted.

[Matt]

Like you're.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It just like will harass you for the whole moment and like, there's no way. I don't know.

[Zane]

I mean, if it works well then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if it does what they're like saying, that's really nice. That's so interesting.

[Heath]

And if it works well for really, like crazy, like bad moments, that's. That's good.

[Matt]

Or what if it just played like a sound that was just like so annoying to the ears?

[Heath]

All right, so you like, you have to stop fighting.

[Matt]

Yeah. Or like I would make the shooters be like, like. Yeah, yeah, that would be kind of interesting.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

It electrocutes you. It like sends a lightning bolt.

[Heath]

Like we need. We need them everywhere.

[Zane]

That's crazy. Oh, have you seen like the speed enforced by like drones and aerial, like monitoring speed and stuff?

[Heath]

What, on the highway?

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've seen like signs of it, but I think California is implementing some sort of way to monitor speed and give tickets without having to have a cop car physically. Radar. So it's like radar detected from.

[Heath]

They. That's. That's stupid.

[Matt]

Ah, that is a little. It crosses the line.

[Heath]

But there's times where you do have to speed maybe for a short amount of time or. I mean, no, no.

[Matt]

If your wife's in labor and you're trying to just get to the hospital, you're. You're in a safe stretch where you need to speed. I can understand. Maybe you can make that.

[Zane]

Otherwise they wouldn't let the cars go that f. Fast. Yeah, right. If everything. The highest speed limit in the country is 80 miles an hour on the highway. If they really didn't want you to speed, they would top and put a governor at 8.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

I think it would be. They would use the drones in times and places they can look at data and realize the. These accidents happen at this time of day when people are speeding down this road because of speeding, it's causing problems. So then that's where you implement it to start giving people tickets. Maybe if they know if someone's speeding down this road between the hours of 4 and 6pm them.

[Zane]

And yeah, that's a sign. Speed enforced by drones. So I think they're going to start implementing it in 2026. And then also, you know, when you.

[Heath]

Drive by so they can make more money.

[Zane]

100. You know when you drive by one of those, like, speed things, and it'll tell you your speed and it'll show the speed limit. Apparently, they want to start giving tickets through that as well.

[Heath]

Oh, God damn it.

[Matt]

That's. I think those speed limit things are just a way for you to slow down.

[Zane]

It wasn't like, a warning to let you know what the current speed is, what you're doing. But I think they're trying to turn those into having a camera. And if it catches you, shows your speed and you're over, it will.

[Heath]

Dude, their shit's gonna go up by 1500%. They're gonna have so many tickets being just handed out. Like, everyone's getting a ticket. Everybody.

[Matt]

It's gonna be for, like, people dramatically speeding. Like, I don't know, 15 over. It's not gonna get. It depends. If you're in a school zone. Yeah, get a ticket.

[Heath]

The thing is that if there is a speed limit limit, five over is illegal. It is. So you have to enforce. Like, where's the line? You have to enforce tickets.

[Matt]

5.

[Zane]

5 over is. You're allowed to, like, they.

[Matt]

They grace period pass.

[Zane]

Five over, five over. They typically couldn't pull you over.

[Matt]

Or would five over or ten over, though. In a school zone, you're getting school.

[Heath]

Yeah, school zone is bad. I mean, that's very strict.

[Zane]

But then you got people doing, like, double the speed limit, and that's, like, actually a felony.

[Heath]

Exactly. You stop us. I. It's fun. Just be. Just. You got to be like, I'm safe about it.

[Zane]

I think kids, though, should have some sort of governor on their car.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Basically, like, you can't go over 80 miles an hour. I know when I was younger, I was a. I was an idiot. And I know, like, there's a lot of kids that get into accidents are doing, like, 150, 120. That's true. It's like. Like, I know I shouldn't have been able to go that fast at that age.

[Matt]

There's, like, a thing where, like, your seat will vibrate if you go over the. The speed limit. It will, like, notify you. It's like. It's like. It'll go. My dad had it on his Jeep, and he thought that's how it was. And I'm like, dad, you can disable this, like. And he was like, oh, I thought that was just how the car is. They do have things like that that are. It makes it annoying, and it keeps you in a range, cuz the moment you go over, over. Speaking of kids though, do you hear the UK next general election? You can vote if you're 16.

[Heath]

Where? In the UK?

[Matt]

In the UK for the general election. You can because they believe if you're old enough to work, you should be able to.

[Heath]

Or if you're old enough to drink. Old enough to drink. You're old enough to vote.

[Matt]

I guess so.

[Zane]

I think you can fight for your country. You should be able to vote.

[Matt]

I believe so. But do you think. Yes. 16 though. Should you be able to vote in America?

[Zane]

Did they. Aren't they changing it to 21? I heard the voting age like a legal adult. I think they're changing to 21 in the United States.

[Matt]

That is almost unconstitutional.

[Heath]

There's no way.

[Zane]

I think I saw something.

[Matt]

No way to 21 to be able to vote.

[Zane]

I don't know if it was to.

[Heath]

Vote, but like it was just like of adult.

[Matt]

Oh wait, this is the age of adulthood. Okay.

[Zane]

So I don't know if it was more in the terms of like somebody being underage. Like, like sexually.

[Matt]

Oh, that's what they're trying to like, I think.

[Zane]

I think so. Like for being a minor. I think they wanted to raise the age.

[Matt]

I think that's so complicated.

[Heath]

I mean. Yeah, every, every, every country and every. It's all different when it comes to that.

[Matt]

Yeah. If you worked, I feel like you.

[Zane]

Should be able to vote if you pay taxes.

[Matt]

So I saw this tick tock though. It was like a mom who like had a mattress like on her bed, but she prefers like sleeping on like an actual like board. She like brings in like a wooden board and prefers to sleep on that.

[Heath]

Just a board.

[Matt]

Sometimes like in different cultures, they don't, they don't sleep on mattresses. They sleep on the floor.

[Zane]

Right.

[Matt]

And it's more comfortable to sleep on the floor.

[Heath]

And it's also, I mean, I think it's like better for your body too.

[Zane]

Yes, my body bed is so firm. I love if it's too squishy. It hurts my back.

[Matt]

Because your muscles are being strained more by.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

A cushion. Being on a cushion. My bed is sitting on.

[Heath]

My bed is super comfy and I, I wake up with a bad back, bad neck.

[Zane]

You need to go firmer. It changed my life.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I used to think like soft bed, more comfy like that. It was higher quality. I just recently changed it. Maybe like a year ago I got a really, really firm bed bed. The best sleep. My back doesn't hurt. I feel like it's supported otherwise like you sink in and like you're in a weird position.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's like not good for your spine.

[Zane]

I like obviously the feel of a soft, comfy bed more. It feels nicer. But sleeping wise, I just can't get so much better.

[Heath]

I cannot sleep on a firm bed. It like, I just can't fall asleep.

[Matt]

If mattresses aren't so cumbersome to like buy. And like if I could just go, go do sims and go, boop, give me a firm bed. I'll try it out for a week and then boop, go back.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

I like to try out the firm beds.

[Heath]

It just seems like too much of a hassle.

[Zane]

I think they give you like a 30 day trial.

[Matt]

I know, but I don't want to do the whole thing of setting it up.

[Heath]

It's so annoying to set up a.

[Matt]

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Maybe I, I was even in H Mart the other day, which is like that high end Korean shopping center and they like sell beds inside of it and it's these nice, luxurious, like Korean Asian beds. But there, there's like no mattress on it. It's just this nice, almost like wicker.

[Zane]

You're talking about the frame, like the bed frame? The bed, not the mattress?

[Matt]

No, the mattress is almost like this wicker style floor mat. But that's what you like sleep on elevated. And it's like so expensive and people are buying them. And I'm like, does that. It doesn't even look comfortable.

[Heath]

Is it a pad like you put over your bed or you're over your mattress?

[Matt]

Like, okay, you know people who like sleep on the floor like in different countries and it's almost just, it's just like a wicker mat almost. But they basically created a bed frame. So it is like a bed, but you're getting on a flat wicker. It's a hard, hard surface, but it's just, you're in a bed frame. Does your, your bed.

[Zane]

You could change the firmness of. Right?

[Heath]

Yeah, you can.

[Zane]

You should just one night crank it up. Oh, just go hard and just. I got it.

[Heath]

I got to reactivate my app. That's going to take a long time.

[Zane]

And you don't have a remote control attached to the bed?

[Heath]

No, no, it's through, it's through an app. And, and you know what? I haven't been logged in in a very long time. But I'll try it. I'll change the firmness.

[Zane]

It's also the way you sleep too. I used to be really bad about. I was like a side stomach sleeper, like, where I'd be like this. And I throw a light, and I kind of like, lean into it like that. It's the most comfortable for me to fall asleep, and I fall asleep the fastest like that. But I try to be completely on my side now, and it's helped my back a lot.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

How do you stay like that?

[Matt]

I'm a huge side sleep.

[Zane]

I put a pillow between my legs and I go fully on my side.

[Heath]

No, no, I know that. But, like, how do you. How do you fall asleep?

[Zane]

It's. It's. It takes longer. Like, I'm trying to train myself, and I'm getting better at it, but I like being more on my stomach. It feels better, but it hurt. Every time I wake. It would hurt so much.

[Heath]

It's so weird because, like, when I. It doesn't matter how I fall asleep. I wake up on my stomach. Stomach.

[Matt]

That's what it is. Like, but it's that on the bed.

[Zane]

Oh, okay.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

That's what I'm saying.

[Heath]

And it felt good.

[Matt]

I didn't get on it. I just saw it. And these people were, like, lying on it because they were just like, oh, yeah. I was just like, what, you feel it? But then I, like, realized and done this research where I'm like, is that actually, like, the best way to be sleeping? It doesn't look that exciting. I don't want to go to bed if that's it.

[Heath]

No. Yeah. It doesn't make you want to go to bed. You want to go to a bed where you feel like you're about to fall asleep on a cloud.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Also, I'm just so sick of the price of furniture in general.

[Heath]

Yeah. Wire mattress is like $2,000.

[Matt]

It's.

[Zane]

It's ridiculous. I'm trying to find a couch for my new house.

[Matt]

2500 bucks. Yep. That'll. What'll cost you, bro.

[Zane]

It's crazy.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, I wanted. I want to spend 400 on the couch, but you're getting a piece of. With a stain on it.

[Zane]

At this point, I want to try to make my own.

[Matt]

Make your own couch?

[Zane]

I really do.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

Like, so, like, the sew, the whole.

[Zane]

I just want to, like, build a frame, like, out of wood. Right. Have the structure and then either take a old mattress or some sort of, like. I mean, somebody's got to do it. They're making.

[Matt]

I feel like, buy a cheap couch and just reupholster it.

[Zane]

You could do that too.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Or just add some sort of padding. Some sort of, like, you know, interior, like, spring system.

[Matt]

So complicated. I want that for you, but I don't think you've realized even when.

[Heath]

Even when you look inside a couch, it looks so complicated.

[Zane]

You just got to buy the foam inserts, and then you just sew around.

[Matt]

And it won't last, dude.

[Heath]

I mean, it would be a great. I would love to see a video of you, like, making a couch and see what it looks like.

[Zane]

I looked it up. People were doing it on Tik Tok. Dude, I could make the frame.

[Matt]

Hell no. Look at that.

[Heath]

It looks like rocket science. That, like, the one on the left looks a little easier.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are just, like, inserts.

[Heath]

I mean, it's not heath. It's not gonna feel good. You're not gonna have fun city.

[Zane]

The legs bust out the bottom. Or a chair.

[Heath]

Maybe a chair. I think a chair starts off one.

[Matt]

Chair with the chair. Maybe a stool. Maybe an auto.

[Heath]

Maybe. Maybe do, like, a baby chair chair.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

Your baby. It's easier. It's smaller.

[Zane]

I'll start with a crib.

[Matt]

Okay. Just make sure it's up to code.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

My baby's getting splinters from the wood. I didn't say it again.

[Heath]

If some happens, you can't sue yourself.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You gotta get a curve from a company because if happens, you have someone to blame.

[Zane]

I think I just, like. I got excited about seeing them shave the foam.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

You ever seen them where they got, like, that knife and they're kind of, like, cutting.

[Matt]

It's like a hot knife.

[Zane]

Yeah. They're kind of just going around in. They're forming it.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

It looks really satisfying. Satisfying.

[Matt]

Furniture designing is like, a really cool, like, profession Once you're in it and you're good at it and you make, like, such a distinctive, like, piece of furniture that ends up becoming iconic.

[Heath]

Yeah. Where everybody's like, oh, I want that.

[Zane]

What's your. What's your, like, dream furniture piece? Whether it's a couch chair.

[Matt]

What is my dream furniture piece? It's changed over the time. Oh, over time. I like a real. It's not things I can sit on. It's like side tables, accent pieces, credenzas. I really love Good tables.

[Zane]

Nice.

[Matt]

Yeah. Good benches. I really like, too.

[Zane]

My dream item. All time number one. I think it's the most stunning. Do you know the mahjong couch?

[Matt]

Wait, the mahjong couch?

[Zane]

So it was designed after the game.

[Matt]

Oh, Victoria Paris had this.

[Zane]

They are that couch right there.

[Matt]

40.

[Zane]

40 grand. 50 grits. Oh, yeah, crazy.

[Heath]

Who had this? Kendall Jenner I think had this couch.

[Matt]

Or like or card elev if you.

[Zane]

Get a real one.

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