295: Matt Saved a Stray Dog's Life

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 295: Matt Saved a Stray Dog's Life

Release Date: August 4, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 295 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered," hosts Zane and Heath welcome back their guest, Matt, who shares an inspiring and heartwarming story about saving a stray dog. This episode delves into Matt’s nocturnal adventure, the challenges he faced, and the impact of his actions on both himself and the dog’s owner.

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Matt’s Late-Night Encounter (17:07)

The episode begins with Matt recounting a recent experience where he and his partner, Patricia, encountered a distressed stray French Bulldog late at night.

Matt:
“We come home around 12:31 am and see this little old Frenchie dog in the road. It looked deformed, hunched over, and clearly had been hit by something.”
(17:45)

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Assessing the Dog’s Condition (17:56)

Concerned for the dog’s well-being, Matt and Patricia initially hesitate to approach, fearing the dog might be injured.

Matt:
“I decided to keep an eye on it, taking pictures and posting them on apps like Ring and Nextdoor, unsure if the dog had been hit or if it was merely lost.”
(18:03)

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Deciding to Help (19:17)

After observing the dog for about two hours, witnessing its struggle to navigate and maintain its balance, Matt feels compelled to take action.

Matt:
“At one point, the dog fell into the curb while trying to cross, and that’s when I knew we had to help. We brought the dog into our home despite not having dog food, opting for boiled chicken and basic treats.”
(19:23)

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Postponing Owner’s Search (21:22)

As the night progresses, Matt becomes increasingly concerned that the dog's owner might be searching for it, especially around 3:00 am.

Matt:
“Around 3:00 am, I sensed someone must be out looking for their dog. I walked around the neighborhood and eventually encountered the dog’s owner near the trees lining the sidewalk.”
(21:22)

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Reuniting the Dog with Its Owner (23:03)

Matt successfully reunites the dog with its frantic owner, who turns out to be house-sitting and celebrating his birthday.

Matt:
“The owner was incredibly relieved and grateful. It was active and emotional, expressing immense gratitude for us finding and returning his beloved pet.”
(23:17)

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Reflecting on the Experience (25:00)

The hosts discuss the emotional and physical toll such experiences can take, emphasizing the importance of trusting one’s instincts when encountering distressed animals.

Heath:
"If you find a lost animal, listen to your gut, keep an eye on it, and ensure both your safety and the animal's."
(26:25)

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Safety Precautions and Responsibilities

They also touch upon the responsibilities that come with rescuing a stray animal, such as providing immediate care and ensuring the dog’s well-being until the owner can be located.

Matt:
"Be cautious when approaching injured animals. They may bite out of fear or pain. Always prioritize safety for both you and the animal."
(26:30)

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Community Support and Technology (26:59)

Matt highlights the role of community apps and technology in aiding lost pets to reunite with their owners swiftly.

Matt:
"Posting on platforms like Ring and Nextdoor was crucial in getting the word out quickly, which helped in reuniting the dog with its owner within a few hours."
(26:59)

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Lessons Learned

The episode concludes with reflections on empathy, community responsibility, and the profound impact of small acts of kindness.

Zane:
"Matt’s story is a testament to how one person's compassionate act can make a significant difference in the lives of others, both human and animal."
(69:11)

Heath:
"It's amazing how our community comes together in moments like these, showing that even in challenging times, there's room for kindness and humanity."
(69:17)

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Notable Quotes

• Matt at 17:45:
  “We come home around 12:31 am and see this little old Frenchie dog in the road. It looked deformed, hunched over, and clearly had been hit by something.”

• Matt at 19:23:
  “At one point, the dog fell into the curb while trying to cross, and that’s when I knew we had to help. We brought the dog into our home despite not having dog food, opting for boiled chicken and basic treats.”

• Heath at 26:25:
  "If you find a lost animal, listen to your gut, keep an eye on it, and ensure both your safety and the animal's."

• Matt at 26:30:
  “Be cautious when approaching injured animals. They may bite out of fear or pain. Always prioritize safety for both you and the animal.”

• Zane at 69:11:
  “Matt’s story is a testament to how one person's compassionate act can make a significant difference in the lives of others, both human and animal.”

• Heath at 69:17:
  “It's amazing how our community comes together in moments like these, showing that even in challenging times, there's room for kindness and humanity.”

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Conclusion

Episode 295 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered" offers listeners an emotional journey through Matt’s heroic act of saving a stray dog, highlighting the importance of community, compassion, and proactive kindness. The hosts effectively use Matt’s story to inspire and remind audiences of the positive impact one individual can have in their community.

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Transcript

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Did you just pour yourself Dr. Pepper?

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Yeah.

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Did you see at the Orange County State Fair they have pickle Dr. Pepper.

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No way.

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Pickle.

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Like homemade though.

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Homemade. Like they're either pouring pickle juice and they put a pickle in the Dr. Pepper and you drink a.

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You know what? You know, I think I've heard people putting pickle juice in there like Coke. So kind of like peanuts.

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Peanuts and Coke is a thing.

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I know about that.

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You've heard of that, right? People putting peanuts in their.

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Which strange. But I tried it.

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Didn't like it.

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Did it take too. It tastes too much like peanuts.

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So it's weird because they just all fall to the bottom.

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It tastes like.

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Really makes that much of a difference until you get to the bottom. Then you eat soggy peanuts.

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No, I think because Dr. Pepper, you know, it has what, 23 different flavors? Nothing tastes like Dr. Pepper. That's why Dr. Pepper is so original. I think with the pickle, it might add a little zest. I'm open to trying it.

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I know. I love Diet Coke so much, but I really, I. Why? I don't know why I've always put Dr. Pepper in the back burner, but I think Dr. Pepper is my favorite soda.

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I think.

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And then Diet Coke comes after that. Not. Sorry, not when it comes to best tasting. I would say regular. All the cans regular, but I just drink that.

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I like regular Dr. Pepper better. But I like Diet Coke over Diet Dr. Pepper.

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Okay.

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Oh, okay.

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Because I'm not crazy about diet Dr. Pepper.

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Dr. Pepper doesn't taste good with certain types of food. I think a Diet Coke will complement any type of food. Dr. Pepper is good. I think individually enjoying the soda as is.

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Yeah.

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Because not with a meal.

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Not with a meal.

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Oh, I. I like it with a meal.

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It's great with popcorn.

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Okay.

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Like, it's great with a little, like, side snack, but a full meal.

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But my God, it does not sit well in your stomach.

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Pib and popcorn.

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Pib and popcorn.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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That's my movie.

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Mr. Pib.

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Oh, Pib.

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But where did Mr. Pibb go? It was always Mr. Pibb. And then one day, Extra, they canceled him. And then we're like, pib extra. And it wasn't even extra. It was the same fault.

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I just think they didn't want a Mr. In front of it because.

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Yeah, yeah. You know, they wanted to be gender neutral.

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I think one day they're going to get rid of doctor. It's going to be just pepper Extra.

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Well, anyone can be a doctor. A man or a woman could be a doctor.

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Exactly. There's not. And the can. I just feel like I'm surprised the cane still looks like that.

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Do you think you could do a blind taste test of, let's say, Diet Coke? But it's Diet Coke in a can. Diet Coke in a bottle. Diet Coke from McDonald's.

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Yes.

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You could identify.

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It has to be cold.

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Very cold. Yeah. Interesting. We did a little Patreon yesterday, and it was a. It was a blind test that I thought I could make master, and I didn't get it. Do you think you could get. Guess. Well, Heath, I know you don't drink, but Bud Light, Miller Light, Coors Light, Budweiser, Club Ultra, I'm not.

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I'm not a. I'm not a huge beer drinker, so I wouldn't know the difference.

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I definitely think back then I would have.

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I thought I would. Failed. Failed. I got one. Right. But Bud Light, I got Budweiser, Right?

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Budweiser. Okay.

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Because that one is like. It's so different and, like, heavy and stronger with its taste that it.

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Bud Light is really like, the lightest out of the four, Right. When you drink, you're like, oh, this is light.

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Michela Ultra was.

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Ultra was the best.

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It tastes like. Nothing like water. Bud Light has like a rice or maltier kind of taste. Coors Light almost tastes like nothing. Miller Light has this sweetness to it.

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Oh, it got a little sweetness to it.

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But Michelob Ultras on a golf course set, Nothing better. Top, top tier.

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Nothing better than that.

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But I did write right before I, like, stopped drinking, I started getting into the transfusions.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Transfusion. I know.

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No, I literally. Patricia introduced me to transfusions. They're insane.

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For the people who don't know what a transfusion is, it's vodka, ginger ale, Welch's grape juice.

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Yeah.

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And Welch's is so good.

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Oh, it is.

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It is so sweet. So smooth. And you could just drink it all day.

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Question. Do they make diet Welch's like a sugar free Welch's?

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Yeah, probably.

[B]

Okay.

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Actually, that could work.

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All right, I think I'm. I'm gonna buy some. I'll make some this weekend.

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But is there sugar and ginger ale? So you need to die.

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Ginger ale.

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Okay, so diet cancer in a cup.

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Hard to find.

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What?

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Diet ginger ale. No, it's not. I think it's very. Right next to the diet Coke. The diet.

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This may be a stupid question. Is there alcohol in ginger beer? No, there isn't.

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No.

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But why do we call it ginger beer?

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Like a root beer?

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Okay. Yeah. No one's ever drinking ginger beer straight up as ginger beer that's got more.

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Sugar than, like, everything. You know, the little. The bottle with that little pull tab top. Yes, the ginger beer glass.

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Okay.

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Oh, wait, what. What brand is that again?

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Bundaberg.

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Bundaberg. It's that orange bottle.

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Right?

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So good that I would drink alone. Very strong, but very good.

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Remember that root beer beer?

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Bundaberg? Yeah.

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Heath, remember that root beer beer that we had a long time ago? Like eight years ago?

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Not your dad's. Not your dad's root beer.

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Or not your father's root beer.

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But. Ooh, those were amazing. Until you had three, and then you had a hangover in the middle of drinking it.

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It was too much, dude.

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My head was pounding.

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Hangover in the middle of drinking, dude.

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It was insane.

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And guys, I mean, for the people that. For the people that drink a lot, if you're wondering why you're getting a big hangover, it's not the alcohol. It's the sugar. It's in what you're drinking. You're drinking so much sugar in your cocktails and your whatever that you just wake up violently hungry.

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I'm trying to make it a habit after, like, a night of drinking to have a little bit of extra lights or like salt, the lemon water. Drink that before you go to bed.

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Yeah, you have to. You have to do it before.

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Yeah, I do it the whole night. I do it before I start drinking. Before you.

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Drinking is great.

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Before I sleep.

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Good on you. Another drinking question. Are y' all straw guys, like, if you have, like, a drink or a Cocktail at a bar.

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I don't like straws at all.

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No, neither do I really.

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It. It aerates it too much. It gets way too bubbly for me.

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Yeah, you gotta like, get your tongue right on it.

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You see, I. I like the straw because I honestly don't like putting my mouth on their cups.

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Okay, I don't blame you.

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Most of the time. Yeah, I'd rather just drink it from the straw.

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The only time I don't like drinking from a cup is when you go to like the pizza joint that has the red coke cups. Oh, you know those?

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Yep, yep.

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It's the plastic. It's the plastic cups.

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Those gross me out.

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Oh, sometimes I almost bought them off the tik tok shop for like my own house.

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Good. If you have it in your own house. But like, restaurants should not carry those cuz those make so easily.

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Those make me feel really uncomfortable.

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I went to a restaurant once and it was cle. Like it was those but clear. Not completely clear, but just like the color clear. The color like. And it was like just yellow.

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O.

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Just yellow here, yellow there.

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The ridges are the texture on the side. When that's in your hand, it's not going anywhere.

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Yeah, those are. Those are good cups. But yeah, out at restaurants you gotta go with the strong.

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But you know what? I. With those cups. In a diner. Yeah, in a diner. I don't mind it. It can have a little yellow stain on it. I don't care. It's a diner.

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Yeah.

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You know, it's expected.

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You know what you're getting?

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Exactly, Exactly. The. Speaking of alcohol, the. Remember those seltzers that we were drinking out in Japan?

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The lemon, the highballs?

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Yeah. The minus 196 seltzer.

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Yeah.

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They just came into the U.S. oh.

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Is Remy already getting like a full sensor house? Like a full truck?

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No, they have it here now. You could. They have it in some liquor stores, but they're so popping in Japan and in other countries. We just went to Thailand.

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Ours were the best.

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So good. So good. And they just.

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There's a vodka. It's just. It's like malt liquor, right?

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There's a few.

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It's vodka. No, it's vodka seltzer.

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Oh, it is a vodka seltzer.

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Yeah, it's a vodka seltzer.

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Oh, okay.

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Because I have, I have a few boxes here. I was gonna hand it to all my friends that like vodka seltzer, Japanese seltzers that people sleep on, we got destroyed. That was one of the last times that you drank it. Was. It was a month before you got sober. Yeah, we were crushing those.

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Yeah. We were drinking in Japan.

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Yeah.

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You remember we went to the karaoke bar. We were getting them there too. And.

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Yeah, wrecked at the karaoke.

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We had a full day. This was I think one of the. I think this is the last time.

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Drinking them because they were that good.

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Me, him and Mariah, we up in the middle of Shibuya Square. We were. We were so drunk. It was the middle of that day, 2pm it was like a weekday. And we're just seeing every walk through. They're all in suits, everyone's working, they're going to a 9 to 5. We're just like in the middle, like imbeciles, just drunk. But we were obviously we weren't being just. But it was so fun.

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What I learned when I was in Korea is that the beers there though are much lower than the AB percentage wise. Abv. Right. Standard in the US and you know how they love their. Like, it's not their vodka, but they're shoju vodka. They'll pour that into like the beer and then do like kind of the hurricane swirly thing get. As a way to like get a little bit more alcohol in you.

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Wait, hold on. You're talking about like right before you drink it though.

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Yeah, they like put like you drink a little bit of the beer, then you pour the shoji vodka and then you like swirl it around, you know, do that whole little twister kind of effect. Yeah, drink it.

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Oh, that sounds fun.

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That's how I kind of remembered I.

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Want to go to Oktoberfest.

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That would be cool.

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That'd be like, if you're going to go to Germany for anything, it might as well be around like a crazy.

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And I love myself a video where someone's coming back from a bar that has like 12 just steins tacked up, you know, stacked up.

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Something about it.

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You know what I really want to do though is the competition. I don't know if you've seen it. I feel like you would do pretty good at it. Everybody. No, no, no. It's not even about drinking. It's a full. You know how heavy those glasses are like that, the big mug, glass mug. They fill it up with beer and you have to. Everybody's in a line and you have to hold it straight out like this. And the last one holding it up wins. Oh, and they do like really cool prizes and stuff.

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Physical activity with the drink. Okay, I like that.

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And it's your shoulders just on.

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I've been waiting for this moment.

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Is there weight classes at all? Like, are there divisions? A huge guy in a leader hose in who's just.

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Yeah. And, you know, that's fair. Just everybody just. It's whoever's in the room and it's ready to compete.

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Yep.

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Are you allowed to have the thumb on top of the handle?

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In the handle. Just like that.

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I wonder how long I would.

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I. I would lose, I think, pretty quick.

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You got good shoulders, though.

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But I have bad elbows.

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You would be in the top 20. I think you would be in the top 25% of the. The original starting line.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That was the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

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I. I think you have it in you.

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Oh, my God.

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I think you have it in you.

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Same would be drinking it at me.

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Invisible straw.

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Yeah. Just, like, a crazy straw going all the way into it.

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Okay. Well, what a fun conversation.

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Jump into it, baby.

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Jump into it. Yeah. It's coffee time, baby. Yeah, Right.

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Unfiltered.

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All right.

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Welcome back to Z, Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane.

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I'm Heath.

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I'm Matt.

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And Mariah is still not here. Welcome back. We love you so much. Thank you for coming back and watching our show.

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Hope everybody's having an amazing day.

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Whoa.

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Don't break the table.

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I'm excited.

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Heath broke his back.

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I did yesterday.

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I'm doing very well.

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I took a pretty bad tumble.

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What happened?

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I was so. I've got, like, boxes and stuff lined up in my kitchen because just stuff is everywhere. Everything I've been packing. You got to try to, like, get it against the wall out of the way. I was walking between my kitchen island and, like, the stove area, and I had boxes lined up, so I was kind of, like, squeezing through. And as I squeezed through my pant, like, caught the little handle on the cabinet.

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Oh, no.

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And it ripped out, and the drawer came sliding out like this. And I went up over it, and I literally didn't even have a second to think about, like, oh, my God. I'm actively falling. There was. Dude, I was down in a split second. I smashed my elbow into, like, the oven in broad daylight. Oh, it hurts so bad. And then, like, I twisted, and I think I twisted in through my back. And then I also hit the corner right on my spine. So my, like, you look.

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He got stretched a little bit.

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It's nice, dude. It was so aggressive of a fall.

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It's just, like, one thing after another.

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I was saying, I'm so glad, like, it didn't happen to my dad who's you know, an elderly person. Like he's also big.

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Hey, you're not that elderly, Mr. Hussar. You're not that.

[A]

No, but like it could be an.

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Injury that could put him out.

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Yeah. If he did that to his back.

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And he's been so helpful and active helping you guys with the move.

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So helpful. Or Mariah.

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Oh, honestly, she's with child bearing. Child bearing child get like one of those. Those airbag things that just like.

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Yeah.

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Just because I mean it's good that.

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He'S there because I mean imagine was just you guys.

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I know it's been a lot of help. My brother. Brother just came in last night too to help.

[B]

Oh, your brother's here?

[A]

Yeah, he just. I wanted to see if you guys would have him on a podcast. He's got a lot of good jail stories.

[B]

I love a good jail story.

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So also haunted jail stories.

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Whoa. He like wait, like the jail itself is haunted or he's worked in haunted jails or parts of the jail are haunted.

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There's a lot of stuff that he caught on camera.

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When it hits 3:30 30am in jail cell 3 21. You hear the clanks of the.

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He said he's like seen people in empty cells before.

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Like that makes sense.

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Stuff on camera moving.

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That's because he just had an 18 hour he seen. I would too.

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I believe it. Spaces hold energy and if bad things are like someone with bad thoughts or just dark thoughts just had marinated over and over in a contained environment. You know it and you feel it and it's.

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And you know, I'm sure like us also a lot of people like die in prison too.

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He said it's really sad. There's been a lot that have taken their.

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Oh yeah.

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Really sad.

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So it's filled with spirits for sure.

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I would imagine. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys want to have a moment, just talk about some. Some jail stuff.

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That's if he's down. I. I can't. I can't even imagine him sitting here talking. I feel like we probably wouldn't even have the camera on him. You would just hear his voice. Cuz he doesn't want to be on camera.

[A]

So quiet and soft spoken. Like he doesn't really talk much.

[B]

But we'd have to let him like Talk for like 30 minutes and then we turn the cameras on.

[A]

Yeah.

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Let him forgets that the camera is.

[A]

There, warm up and get used to it. But yeah, it'd be fun. I'll see if he'd be down Cool.

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Thank you.

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He's got a lot of, like, good stories that, you know, he's seen from there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

A rare guest. Yeah, we haven't seen. Doesn't. We haven't seen that in a while.

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Crazy story happened to Patricia and I on what night was it? It was either Thursday night or Friday night. We come home. Gosh, where were we coming home from? We came home from somewhere. It was like 12:31am at night. We're in our Uber, pulling up to our street, and we see right out in the road, this little old Frenchie dog. I'm talking deformed, like, it's back, like, was hunched, like, to the craziest arc to where we immediately thought, like, gosh, has this dog been hit? And this dog is taking its time walking across the street.

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No leash, no dog, no leash, no nothing.

[C]

No tag. And Patricia and I, we are like, tell the Uber, because we're just right around the Corner. We go, stop right here. Stop right here. We have to see what this dog is.

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Yeah.

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And we kind of like.

[B]

And this dog's like, that's how they sound. Even normal, even on a healthy day, this sounds like that.

[C]

And the eyes of this dog were as gray as, like, a cloudy day of the sky. Like, we don't even think the dog could see where it was going because we were kind of monitoring it and we couldn't tell, like, had the dog been hit. So we didn't want to immediately touch it, but the dog was kind of hovering and, like, hanging out with us. We're taking pictures. We're posting them on the ring app, the next door app, and keeping an eye on it. And I'm like, walking around in. Our whole neighborhood is just. It's now 1am It's a ghost town. Nobody's out. No one's walking around. And after kind of like 20 minutes of sitting with it in the street, I finally, you know, kind of get it to sit in my lap, pick it up, and thankfully, it's not.

[A]

They're heavier than they look, too.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They're literally so dense.

[B]

Did it look. Did it look dirty?

[C]

Dude, it was the rough. It was a rough looking dog. Not dirty. Like, it had been outside for a long time. No, it just looked like crusty.

[B]

Got it. Because I know old dogs look very like Corinna's dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Her dog looks like it's been sitting outside. It's just because the dog, it's. It's not a puppy. It's an old dog. Right. Her dog.

[C]

The legs up's just one of those little Maltese ones that get the big eye crusties.

[B]

That's it.

[C]

It's not.

[B]

It's not old.

[C]

I don't know. I haven't seen Corinna's dog in a long time.

[B]

It's 80 years old. It wasn't ready to rest.

[A]

I think it was a few years old when she adopted it.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Also, this dog, we could tell that, like, the legs, honestly, were, like, bare turkey legs. Like, there's not even fur growing on the back leg. Oh, wow. And could hardly, like, stand up. And then we were watching it at one point, and it was walking, like, on the curb where, like, a car was parked, and then, like, fell into the curb. And right then and there, I'm like, I'm getting this dog. Yeah. So we pick up the dog, we posted it online, we get it into the house, and we're. And we're like, what do we do?

[A]

Poor thing. Pooped everywhere.

[C]

What do we do?

[B]

Well, it's good thing you don't have a pet so, like, you don't have to worry about, like.

[C]

Right. And we originally we're going to put in the courtyard, but our neighbor has like this massive big dog. And that dog was freaking out. And so we're like, let's bring it in. We don't have dog food, so we're, you know, googling. What do you feed it? We're giving it some boiled chicken, just some clean, basic treats and stuff. And we're thinking, gosh, we have to take care of this dog. And we were both like this. And the dog was in such bad condition. It was like, we're gonna have to keep our eye on this dog all night. And Patricia's making like an inflatable, getting a towel going and everything. And I'm still looking at the posts. And now it's like 2:30, nearly like 3am And I just have this kind of gut feeling. I go, somebody has to be out here looking for this dog. And I had already gone up and down the block. I was even walking into, like, you know, these mini apartment complexes where it's multiple units and you're just kind of see if there's a gate open. Yeah, is someone out looking for it? And then, yeah, around 3:00am I go, someone has to be out here looking for this dog. So I go around on another side of our street that's straight up Residences, like these really, really nice, nice houses. I go, maybe someone's out looking for the dog there. And I'm walking and then I catch this guy kind of in between the trees that are lined up down the sidewalk. And we're both like, oh, hi. Hi. And I. And he's like looking in the bushes. I go, are you looking for a dog? He's like, oh, my God, yes, the white Frenchie. And I go, we have it. And he was like, thank the Lord.

[B]

Cannot believe you went back out at 3am that last thing I would have thought was somebody was outside at 3am looking for this dog. If they weren't out there already.

[C]

My head, I was like, this isn't either. This is an old lady's dog who clearly has gone.

[B]

That's exactly what I thought in my head. It was an old lady's dog. And she probably doesn't even know. It's, like, even left the house.

[C]

So this guy's just like, oh, my God, thank you so much. Oh, where's the dog? And I'm like walking him back to Our place. The guy's like hugging me because he's. You could tell he's just been sweating and freaking out.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So we bring him in. He's so thrilled that we're reuniting him with the dog or whatever. And he goes, y', all, this is what happened. It's my birthday. We're like, happy birthday. He goes, I'm house. He's like, I'm house sitting for a dear friend of mine. I was having some friends over. We were just drinking in the front yard and I left the gate open just for a moment, and the dog had actually had come down like two whole blocks from the original house from.

[A]

Where you found it to where.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

There was no way that dog could even find its way back.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But he was just like, oh, he up. He couldn't believe that out of the one time. Your dog sitting.

[B]

So wait a second. I let me sitting.

[A]

He's house sitting and losing the dog is crazy.

[B]

He's house sitting a dog and then has people over.

[C]

Well, it was his birthday and I bet he was house sitting a very, very nice, nice house. Like a house that was at probably $5 million. I don't blame him that he. It was his birthday, he's house sitting. Had some close friends over just to have wine at this house. But he realizes he lost the dog. But I think he had been out there for a while freaking out, looking for this.

[A]

What time did you find it again?

[C]

I bet he was like, early 40s.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I found the dog around 1:30. So I had the dog for like two hours.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But I. Even when Patricia and I just were putting the dog around, I kept going up and down the block, but I wasn't looking around the right block where he was looking. But it was perfect. We found each other in that moment.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And he got the dog back.

[A]

The owner.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

Of the dog. Sees your ring post.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Found this dog. Somebody like.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

He probably tried to play it.

[C]

Yes. We deleted it immediately.

[B]

Oh, that's good. Okay. So he kind of saves us.

[C]

And I still.

[A]

So what is this?

[B]

But like two hours later. That's pretty good. Like, he's not gonna see that in.

[C]

The middle because I did take a picture of them, like reunited or whatever. But like on my Instagram story, you know what? Zooming in, making sure I didn't want to expose him.

[B]

I think that's enough time for a neighbor that knows that person has that dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They would recognize actually a long time. Because I. I'd Be on the app probably every day.

[C]

Yeah, like, oh, my gosh, that's Beth's dog. Isn't she out of town? Screenshot. Send it to Beth. Isn't this your dog? What are you doing? You got my dog got up. Now, if you were dog sitting and the dog got out and you got the dog back, would you still let the owner know that that whole thing happened, or would you?

[B]

No, they don't need to know because I. I mean, what are you gonna do? I mean, you could tell them, and then they'll never trust you again.

[C]

What if there's a ring camera already, like, at their house and they saw that the dog went out? But I doubt if. You gotta make it seem like nothing bad happened. The owner would never look at the ring camera to see who was coming in.

[B]

It's too early. I think you could tell them a year later.

[C]

Oh, yeah, a year later, after a couple glasses of wine. Funny story. Remember my birthday? The do out. The neighbor saved it.

[B]

And, you know, I didn't want to tell you guys at the time because you had been pissed at me, but I want to tell you now because I can't hold it in.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Got to. You got to get out.

[B]

Out of my house.

[A]

Come here.

[C]

He was like, what do you drink? What's your favorite wine? I gotcha. I'm bringing over a bottle. Still have not received the bottle, but I don't need a bottle.

[B]

You know what I would do for the next year? I would do so many good gestures just out of nowhere. And they'd be like, wow, that's really. He's being really nice, like, lately. And do it for a whole year.

[A]

And then he'd probably cle real good.

[C]

I'm sure of it. But that dog. Oh, that poor dog.

[B]

That dog is not going to last much longer.

[C]

That. That dog had the night of its life. That was its last two raw.

[B]

What's the name of the dog?

[C]

Oh, my gosh. I'm trying to remember. Oh, another thing. Well, you know what? You can gender your dog whatever you want, but that we were like, it's a boy. But he was like, oh, my God, she is the best dog ever. I'm like, yo, these. You see these nuts?

[B]

It was clearly a boy.

[C]

These nuts were massive. He was like, you found her. And I'm like, are we talking about the same dog?

[B]

It could be. You know how they're like a lot of. Oh, my God, love her. You know how they describe. They say her when they're referring to, like, you know, Someone's describing a couch like, oh my God, we love her.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. Maybe that we also live in West Hollywood.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

Can be what you want. And the dog's name I think was Hula Hoola.

[B]

Hula Hula, Hoop it to the night.

[C]

Kind of a cute name.

[A]

It was a cute name.

[B]

That is a cute name.

[C]

Hula. But I'm not a hula Little Hua. But listen. Wow. I think my big advice though, if you do find a lost animal, still listen to your gut, keep an eye on that animal, but still go walk around the area where you found the dog. Because only if you're in a safe area, I guess. Right.

[B]

Imagine you get kidnapped with a dog double.

[C]

But I'm glad I did that because.

[A]

That was one thing though as you were saying it, it reminded me like, if there is a dog that, that did just get hit or is injured, be careful like touching them because they will bite. Like just out of fear.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Like I, I have a, like they, they just don't, like they're hurting and they don't know what's going on. So just be careful. Like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If it is a. Not a stray, but a dog that did get out and get injured could go bad.

[C]

I know. Made me want to have like dog food just in case for emergencies.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

Like yeah, dog food, cat food. But then I don't know how, how long does dog food last?

[B]

I was just about to ask that. Like do expire.

[A]

I think a long time.

[C]

Like. Yeah. I think if you keep an airtight container in, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I'm talking about you're not feeding it for days, but just to get a little food in it.

[A]

There's people that find like World War II rations.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

And open it up and eat it.

[C]

He.

[B]

That was, that was you and that was in your opinion.

[A]

If I found one, if I had one, I'd probably try.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

100, why not? It's a good video. I'd watch that video.

[A]

Dude. I get hooked on those.

[B]

Eating my, eating my eight year expired.

[A]

Eating my grandpa's war food.

[C]

Eating my Grandpa's ham from 1920.

[A]

Yeah, I would do it.

[B]

No, it's again, it's good content.

[A]

It's cool.

[B]

It's great.

[A]

There was one of like a can of peaches though that were completely black.

[B]

I was like, oh, you know what? No, I, it reminds me of the movie Holes when they're under the, that little flipped over carriage and they found they had the peaches and the peaches were black. Remember that?

[C]

And then that becomes the key ingredient for making Sploosh. To help his dad with the sneakers and. And getting rid of the odor.

[B]

What a great movie. Oh, my God.

[C]

What's Marielle Lou. Mary Lou kissing Kate Bar Sam Stalky's name was Mary Lou or something like that? Yeah.

[B]

Did that. Has that. Did that movie, like, win any, like, awards?

[C]

It didn't. The book won awards.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Louis Sakar.

[B]

I don't know. If that movie came out now. I feel like it would have won, like, an Oscar.

[C]

They should never remake Holes because.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[C]

They can't.

[B]

And they will.

[C]

Will.

[B]

They will in. In five years. They absolutely will. And then they'll ruin it.

[A]

I'm a little nervous. The new Happy Gilmore comes out in a couple days.

[C]

I saw the trailer.

[B]

Oh, you know Alex Earl's in it.

[C]

No way.

[B]

She got, like, a minute scene in it. I just saw her. She posted, like, a couple days ago.

[C]

That's good for her.

[B]

I think she. I think it was, like. It was a whole scene where it was like, his daughters, because I think his daughters are in the movie's daughters. They were telling him, oh, you should go on. On Alex Earl's podcast. Unwell. Like, that was in the movie. And so he comes on, and she's like, that's pretty crazy.

[C]

Crazy. Wow.

[B]

Isn't that crazy?

[A]

But I think her kids or his kids got to be, like, fans that were, like, 100.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

His daughters are in it. Happy Gilmore, too. Yes. Or he. The whole thing is he's trying to get money to pay for his daughter to go to dance school or something.

[A]

Okay, Okay.

[C]

I think Happy Gilmore's, like, down on his luck and doesn't have money. That's why he's going back to the pros to win money to get her to go to a dance.

[B]

Got it. And, like, he's doing, like, a. A PR run.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Or something so interesting.

[C]

Yeah. It should be good.

[B]

And that's so cool. It's, like, great. Like, a promo for her, like, show, too.

[C]

Dude, have you seen Liza's gonna be in the next Naked Gun?

[B]

I saw.

[C]

People watched it yesterday. Neeson and I was watching Summer of 69 with her and Chloe Fman. Liza was great in it. I turned it on. Didn't even know she was in the movie.

[B]

Yeah, she's getting. She's getting in a lot of stuff now. She's, like, the main three actor. Actors of the Naked Gun.

[C]

Yeah. When I pulled it up on Google. Yeah. She was, like, one of the top three. I think so. So that's really cool.

[B]

She crushing it. L don't forget about it. Hey. L miss you.

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[A]

I don't know if you guys have seen it, but I, I keep, keep for the last probably like four days. I keep getting like videos about it. Did you see the person that had the MRI incident with a necklace? Yes, dude.

[B]

Literally Final Destination. Like it crazy.

[A]

No idea. Like obviously. Well, I did an MRI a long time ago and they Told me to take off all, like, metal jewelry, things like that. And I had nipple piercings in.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

And I was like, I didn't really feel like taking them out. I didn't know. I was like, I guess I could probably keep them in. It's not like I'm wearing, like, necklace or jewelry. I was so close to not taking them out and just being like, yeah, my jewelry, my earrings, whatever.

[C]

And you're already, like, in your gown.

[A]

Or whatever because they were. They. They hurt to put back in, and I really didn't want to take them out.

[C]

What type of metal were your nipple piercings made out of? Of. I think if it's titanium. Yeah.

[A]

For those that haven't seen it yet, this guy had a necklace on a 20 pound chain.

[B]

That's what I was thinking. Because I was like, there's no way this chain pulled a whole human into the MRI machine. Unless it was thick.

[A]

And it sucked him into that little circle opening that you go into.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[A]

Pulled him by the chain. And then I started getting videos of what it looks like, like, of any metal that gets near it and it just rips it and it just.

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

What was it?

[B]

Because the power level.

[C]

There's a whole MRI scene in the new one. That's why everyone has been talking about it.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[C]

Brutal.

[B]

It's the worst one in the movie.

[C]

Piercings in every part of his body getting ripped into.

[A]

I didn't know that the whole MRI thing was magnetic like that.

[C]

Yes. That's why. And usually there's tons of barriers just to get into the room. And that's where a lot of people with this whole case are like, how did he get into this room with not being, like, checked or verified? Because it's.

[A]

Right.

[C]

They try to make a lot of it preventable. I. One time, I don't even know why I went. Oh, I went in for an MRI after my Jimmy John's accident, but I went all the way out. I feel like, deep, deep in the valley. And they said, have you ever had any heart surgeries? And I had an ablation in high school years ago. What's that?

[B]

Ablation.

[C]

An ablation. So I had wolf Parkinson white, which is an arrhythmia issue.

[B]

All right, baby words. Baby words.

[C]

What.

[B]

What would we just say?

[C]

Basically, you know, like, you, Normal heartbeat. Like, boom. I. Sometimes if I had peak adrenaline, I'd be in a rapid arrhythmia for a really long amount of time. That was like, not so dangerous. I would die but it's just like it was something. It was a hole in my electrical system.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

So they had to go in through the arteries in my groin with, like, this catheter, in a way, all the way up to, like, the valve in my heart. And it's not like a structural thing, it's an electrical thing. And they had to Carterize it, which is, like, burning it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Make it scar tissue for my whole electrical system. Weird to go. And a lot of people will live until they're like 60 or 70s and realize they have Wolf, Parkinson. How old were you when I was in high school? As probably a sophomore or junior in high school.

[B]

What happened, though, where your parents were like, we got to take you in.

[C]

So when I would do competitive speech and debate competitions, when I would get to, like, final rounds and you're performing for, like, 150 people, that adrenaline would be crazy. And, you know, it's normal to go into a rapid heartbeat. But when I would sit down after the performance was done, normal, high heart rates should decline and get back to normal. Mine would be going sometimes for, like, 10, 20 minutes. And I'm like, this is crazy. My heart is pounding this far or right after this long.

[B]

So you'd be sitting there like you don't feel energy anymore, but your heart is just. It won't stop.

[C]

It won't stop. Yeah. Yeah. And I then had to wear a heart monitor for, I don't know, about two weeks. But they encouraged me. They go, go do intense things because we want to get the data back to see what's happening here. And then one time it was going really long, and they called me. They go, okay, yeah, take it easy. You got a.

[B]

They're like, what were you doing at 1:30 in the morning, Matt?

[A]

I found a dog.

[C]

And so. But I had the ablation, all of that stuff. Everything went great. Never had any arrhythmia issues since then.

[A]

But I have to put anything in, like, any metal or.

[C]

No, that's. And I feel like if they did, they would tell me, right. Throughout the rest of my life, you have metal in you. But when I went in for this MRI thing, I checked it off that I had an ablation done in this year. And I'll never forget, I passed the clipboard onto them. And then the MRI technician comes out and he goes, you had an ablation in 2 or 2008? And I'm like, yeah. And he called. He goes, did they put anything in you? I go, I don't think so. I think I would have known. He goes, wow, I wish. And he even is pulling out, like, the. Not the DSM 4, like some big medical book and is looking at, like, medical ablation technology in that year to reference it. He goes, I can't trust it. He goes, I need to contact your cardiologist to see his data on his procedure.

[B]

Matt. At that point, I'm like, I don't need an mri, because what if they just got it wrong?

[A]

If you put metal in, you would. It would have.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

It would have ripped out and my heart would have.

[B]

Like, that would have been in a nasty scene.

[C]

Literally the look and terror in his eyes, like, of just being this concerning.

[B]

I can't believe.

[C]

Have you.

[A]

It's a good thing you remembered. I feel like a lot of people might be like, oh, I had that years ago and didn't know, like you said, if they did put anything in.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What are needles made out of?

[C]

Like, what type of like. Like a hypodermic needle?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know. Metal. Some type of, like, metal. Metal.

[A]

You have metal in you. You have a.

[B]

So when I. When I got. When I got the filler in my nose, they said a piece of it got.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Well, that's not my fault.

[A]

It broke off in your nose.

[B]

It was like a little piece I got broke off. But, like, does that mean that if I go to.

[C]

It's stainless steel.

[B]

That means if I go into mri, it's gonna.

[C]

Wait, what's magnetic iron? Cobalt nickel. Wait, I don't think seals. Steel is not magnetic. Is steel magnetic? Yes.

[A]

Yep. Says some are, while others are not, I think.

[B]

Oh, no, sorry. It was my root canal. My root canal. They. There was a piece of.

[A]

When they numbed you or something.

[B]

Yeah, they, like. They injected it and they pulled it out and I. I guess a piece of it.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

That's crazy. They can go in there and leave that.

[B]

And the way was so like, oh, it's okay.

[C]

Oh, that's making mouth hurt.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Obviously I don't feel or anything, but.

[C]

Yeah, you should.

[B]

That's crazy. Imagine me sitting on an mri and just.

[A]

So when you do, like, any, like, dentist work, like, say you do have a cap or a crown where they put, like, that silver tooth.

[C]

I believe sometimes that's titanium. And I don't think is titanium magnetic.

[A]

Oh, I guess that would make sense that they would do something that you would be able to.

[C]

They make sure that that type of metal will not, like, be magnetic.

[B]

There's got to be more horror Stories than we, than we know. Oh I bet like what maybe once a week where a hospital is like they put them in and something happens.

[A]

I hated it though when I did the mri. Oh it is the worst, most claustrophobic thing I've ever done. And I did it and I was injured and they needed to do it for. I think it was. Oh it was my shoulder when I tore my rotator cuff and they had to like have me open my arm up like this and sit there in like a weird position. And it was 30 minutes in this tiny little tube.

[B]

Felt like an hour and a half.

[C]

And they didn't, they didn't tell me how long it would be. I went in. Yeah. For just my little hand. They need to put a timer in there.

[A]

Did they put your whole body in though or you only got to put your arm in?

[C]

No, I had to put my whole body in there.

[A]

The whole body.

[C]

And they wouldn't tell me how long the whole thing was going to be. And I felt like I was in there for a lifetime.

[A]

I was so close to pressing the emergency button to get out out. I kept sitting there. I was like just a little bit longer.

[C]

Just keep pushing cuz you can't move otherwise they have to restart the whole thing. I remember growing and go how much longer? How much longer?

[B]

I can't believe, I can't believe they don't put you in something where you even if you wanted to move, you can't move.

[A]

I would freak out more.

[B]

Oh really? Yeah, I'd want to be restrained. I'd want like, I'd like, I'd want something like holding me down so I didn't, I, I couldn't move even if I wanted to. Just so I didn't up the test.

[A]

I used to always have the like my brain goes crazy in situations like that. Like what if something happened to the person working that was overseeing me in this machine and then I'm stuck in there and can't get out. Like if they not had a heart attack or something while they're doing it but like they forget about me. I don't know. I always just, I.

[B]

But you, you know what, I'm sure there's some sort of light somewhere where it tells multiple people when somebody's in the MRI machine.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just in case something like that happens, that is.

[C]

Next time I ever have to get one though, I'm going to be like looking straigh straight into the eye with that nurse going. I need you to tell me how much time's passed. I Want to hear, like, guide me through, give me words of encouragement.

[B]

Even for DEXA scans, they tell you they're like, all right, a few more minutes. Yep. Seven more minutes, six more minutes.

[C]

They tell you.

[B]

They tell you every minute.

[C]

So if you ever get asked to do one or you have to do one, talk to the doctor and tell them you want to hear.

[A]

It's also bad for you. Right? Like, you're not supposed to do it.

[B]

You're not supposed to do it often.

[A]

Like, unless you really have to. Like, I know. CT scans. You're not supposed to do that often.

[C]

Is it just getting exposed to them that much radiation? Is there radiation in MRIs? I guess.

[B]

I think so.

[C]

I know. X rays. Yeah. Even though it's kind of crazy, every time you're at the dentist, like, let's put this huge X ray thing right up to your skull.

[B]

I need one.

[A]

Every time.

[B]

Every time I'm in the dentist office, they have to take a new X ray, and you have to bite onto.

[C]

That thing, and it's never comfortable. Yeah.

[B]

It feels like we're like. It feels like this should be. There should be an update for this. Like, how are we still biting on this thing and taking this?

[C]

Because I got to see the bones. I guess it's. It is a little.

[B]

I don't know. Do something. There should be some 3D that they can do. X rays are so 2000 and, like, 3. We need to move on.

[A]

And what's the little blanket they put on you?

[C]

It's lead.

[B]

It's so they don't X ray anything.

[C]

Else in your body, and they don't want to sterilize your testicles.

[B]

Yeah. Also because if they do an X ray and they notice something in your body. Body. And it shows that they didn't say anything, they could get in trouble.

[C]

Oh, I've never even.

[B]

Yeah. Because I asked. I asked the dentist. I was like, hey, so why do you put this over? It's like, so we don't X ray any part of your body? And then I asked, why is that a problem? And they say, because if I. I think they use tumor for an example. Is like. Because if we find. If there's. If we look at the X ray and we think that there's a tumor.

[C]

There, but they're not enough.

[B]

But. Yeah, but they're like. Again, they're so helpful. Like, they could be held liable for anything in the future because they saw it.

[C]

They. That's gonna be such a tough job. Is like, you're a radiologist and, like, you, you have to do the scans of people, but they don't tell you that like on the spot, like, oh, you have a tumor, you have cancer, but they see it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

For. And then they have to pass it on to the doctor and then they talk about it and then they come and say that with you. But that's got to be such a hard job because they're like, yep, all right, scan this, scan this.

[A]

No. You know what I would be so scared to do is anesthesiologist.

[C]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[A]

The precision. You need to have to knock somebody out, but not too much so way they can wake up again.

[C]

And they have to deal like with three different levels of sedation. Cuz there has to be something that like numbs your body, numbs your mind and like numbs your senses. And like they have to find the perfect balance of all three of those medicines. And if something goes wrong, like practice insurance is crazy on that.

[A]

Have like you go to sleep but you can fully feel the pain.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And you're not come and you are paralyzed and you can feel everything that they're doing during the surgery.

[B]

Anything.

[A]

But you cannot say anything. You literally, that's.

[C]

Can they prove that based on the dosing though? Like what if you just lied and like you came out. I felt everything.

[A]

No, people have come out and said like they could like described what was happening as proof.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Like if you were asleep and you were out, like you would have no idea that that was going on. But they can also hear here and they have repeated conversations.

[B]

Didn't. Didn't doctors get in trouble once because they said crazy while the patient was.

[A]

Sleeping and they had messed up the anesthesia.

[C]

Oh my gosh. That is making my stomach just.

[B]

That's crazy that there's three different ones. Oh, what a formula, huh?

[A]

Oh, what? We're already on the topic and I know we had talked about it on basically. But I don't know if you know, but I just wanted to tell you because I think this is a most thing that I've ever heard. When you're under anesthesia, there's like 29 states or something like that where they're allowed to do a pelvic exam.

[C]

Oh like while you're asleep.

[A]

Dude.

[C]

It's like what? It's legally. They are legally allowed, but they're not doing it. They are.

[A]

People in the comments are like, I work at the hospital for this doctor and like they do it.

[C]

Oh dear.

[A]

And they were like, I've told client, not clients, patients that have come in like, about it. Be like, hey, this happened. You should try to, like, sue or do something about it.

[B]

But how can you sue if they're allowed to do it?

[A]

That's. That's another thing, too. Like, you have to, like, verbally say, I don't consent to you guys doing anything. Like, people have gone in for, like, a wisdom tooth extraction and would end up getting a pelvic exam.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

Awful. Awful.

[C]

Is this something that was just passed in, like, these. What? You said 28 states or. It's always been there.

[A]

It's always been there. But there's. You know, obviously, almost half of the states have been like, we're not doing this. They've, like, banned it. But it's still. Let's See. As of 2023, the following states allow pelvic exams under anesthesia. Arizona, Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, like.

[B]

It says, with informed consent.

[A]

Well, you're supposed to. But I'm sure when you go and sign these papers, like, when you check in, you do any. I'm sure it's maybe written in there that nobody reads. And you just sign, thinking you're at the doctor's office, like, oh, I got to sign my paperwork.

[B]

How is that still thing today where hospitals can give you a bunch of papers to sign in the moment? Like, you obviously don't have your lawyer with you if you're in the hospital.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How is that even. How is that still a thing today that you're. They're having you sign every. Like, sign all these forms. Like, you're expected to read it and understand it.

[A]

If you're like, send it to me ahead of time.

[C]

Yeah, but they also send it out. They also do have their own legal teams that go through the paperwork. Is it anything that they are giving out that would cause someone to sue the hospital? Oh, one embarrassing thing would be me and Anesthesia.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Who's Anesthesia?

[C]

Who is she?

[A]

No, it's a beautiful name.

[C]

No, when I had my ablation, though.

[A]

When they came out.

[C]

When they came out and told my parents, my parents were like, how'd it go? And they go, it went great. He's doing fine. You know, we are waiting for him to kind of wake up, but it seems like he's having a really good dream.

[A]

Oh, no, no.

[C]

So we're not able to pull the catheter out of his penis. So, no. And so. So my dad tells me this after.

[B]

And when was this?

[C]

This. When I was in high school. School. So clearly I had a boner after my heart ablation. But the reason dad is telling me this, and I'm like, what dad? Why are you telling me this? And he goes, because he saw it. No, he didn't see it, but he had to tell me that I have this reaction sometimes anesthesia, where it could.

[A]

Give me an erection going.

[C]

So I, if I ever have to go under, I need to tell them that this is a possible side effect with me.

[B]

And what's their response, Ponds? Oh, and all right, pump them again.

[C]

When I had my appendicitis and I was about to go under, and every time before you're about to go under, they go, is there anything we need to know? Are you allergic to anesthesia? Anything like that? And I was with Patricia and she's like saying goodbye to me and I go, yes. And I like look to Patricia. I look back at like this nurse and I go, sometimes I, I've been known to get an erection if I'm put under. And just as something my dad told me after my heart ablation. And I'm supposed to let you guys know just as a heads up. And I, they were like, oh, that's totally normal. We understand. Patricia was like, what the hell?

[B]

Well, here, like here, let me, let me figure this out. So is the anesthesia giving you a dream that's causing that or it's just a reaction?

[C]

I don't, I don't know. That's the way he phrased like he must be having a good dream cuz he's a boner.

[B]

But the thing is that you would have known if you woke up. You were like, oh, I had a dream. So it's a reaction then I guess.

[C]

It is just a reaction that happens. Your blood is just coming to and you're just awakening back to your senses. The thing is, they just couldn't pull out the pee thing because, because they needed to let that die down. Yeah. Until I was interested to go.

[A]

They made you put a, a catheter.

[C]

Well, when you go, when you're under a long thing of surgery, don't go.

[A]

To the bathroom on yourself or whatever.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, that, Is that the only reason why they do that?

[C]

Yeah, it's just to make sure like fluid's able to come in and out for like long surgeries. Yeah. Like they don't need to do it for like your wisdom teeth or something like that for.

[B]

I did not, I, I, I just learned today. That's why they have a Catherine. There's literally for urine. I had, I thought it was for something else.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I just let the piss go.

[C]

I don't know. We need to keep a sterile or.

[B]

Wear like a diaper or something that like, babies wear diapers. They. They collect nicely.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

Why do we got something in there?

[A]

Give me. Give me a nice little pair of depends.

[B]

You don't need to stick this thing in my Wii.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

What if something happens? What if it. The erection and it breaks it.

[C]

I think they figured it out. I don't know.

[A]

You never know.

[B]

No one's. Nothing's going in my piece.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

And what about your butthole?

[A]

Do you poop on yourself?

[C]

I don't know how that works. And I also think, like, your body, like, you have to be in a very relaxed state to like.

[A]

Have you done not. Prostate exam.

[C]

A colonoscopy.

[A]

Colonoscopy.

[C]

I've never had a colonoscopy done.

[A]

I want to get one really bad.

[B]

No, I'm sure you do. Oh, because you love it. You do.

[A]

I keep getting young people.

[C]

People or colon cancer is on the rise.

[A]

I was looking into it and I don't know if I want to do, like, the real one or if I want to do it where you send it in.

[C]

Oh, you just do a stool sample. Yeah.

[A]

But then I would also feel really weird mailing that out.

[C]

They've. They have it figured out.

[B]

You could. If. If you want, you can just send it to me and I'll send it to the.

[A]

You'll poke through it a little bit.

[B]

Just play with a little bit.

[C]

God.

[A]

Looks good.

[C]

Welcome to toilet.

[B]

I have my poop knife.

[A]

No, but I'm. I'm getting, like, very fearful of it because.

[C]

Great that you're mindful. You should talk to your doctor and see if that is something right for you. You are concerned about. Do they still do colonics? Is that a thing? Yeah, but like, I heard colonics, though, aren't good for you. I've heard mixed things. That's where they, like, pump a whole bunch of like, liquid up into you to like, clear out and in a way, kind of vacuum out. Oh, all.

[B]

Oh, that doesn't sound like it feels good.

[C]

People.

[A]

People lose a lot of weight doing it too.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[C]

Yeah. And apparently feel amazing after it. But some people think it's not good for, like, your gut or just your biodome.

[B]

I don't care. I don't care. Diet soda isn't good for you either.

[C]

Your biome sometimes, like, you do need to maintain some good bacteria. Good bacteria in it. You can't make it too about a.

[B]

Book me a colonic.

[C]

Talk to your doctor. Talk to your doctor.

[B]

I'd rather not.

[A]

I'd rather just do it.

[B]

Perhaps not.

[A]

Yeah. I feel like as I'm getting older I'm more health conscious. What's the word? Not even health conscious, just more paranoid.

[B]

Cluty.

[C]

Prevent. Trying to be preventative.

[A]

Yeah. Just in fear that I have something also.

[C]

Take it easy.

[A]

Hypochondriac.

[C]

I think sometimes I can manifest within itself.

[A]

Yeah. Just like your.

[C]

My appendicitis. Right. That's why I'm trying.

[B]

What was it? What was it again?

[C]

You.

[B]

You knew that you're going to have it.

[C]

I. Every time someone would talk about appendicit, that. That's like a thing.

[B]

Oh, your biggest fear.

[C]

My biggest fear. But also I had this feeling I'm going to have that. Like not manifesting it, but it was just like I could see the future and I'm like, that sounds like something I'm going to.

[B]

What else do you think is going to happen to you?

[C]

Well, I'm trying not to think about kidney stones, gallstones. That's been my latest fear. But I try not to think about it at all.

[A]

I worry about that too because I drink a lot of coffee and they say that causes kidney stones.

[C]

Oh, just coffee.

[B]

Coffee.

[A]

Well, it's. It makes it more likely to drink a lot of coffee.

[B]

Is there. Is that one where if you eat a lot of red meat that happens to you or.

[A]

No, I don't know. But I know coffee is like a big coffee.

[C]

Sodium, high sodium things.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If you are drinking good water and you're maintaining like a healthy stream and flow. I think staying hydrated.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

It does drastically reduce the risk.

[A]

But I told you what happened with my dad, right. With his kids. Kidney.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Where they accidentally cut his kidney and the kidney died.

[C]

Oh gosh, yes.

[A]

Within him. And I always have like fears about like medical malpractice.

[B]

That's crazy. And he never like, he never got anything for it.

[C]

Right.

[A]

So he had. He had his appendix rupture. So they had to go in and do that. And while they were there, they accidentally nicked.

[B]

No, no, I know that. But he never caught. Compensated for that.

[A]

They denied it.

[B]

Crazy. Crazy. Oh, I'd have brought that right to Tick tock.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Tick Tock story time. You should have given your dad your tik Tok account at that moment.

[A]

It's crazy. But yeah, they. They messed him up bad.

[B]

That's live. The liver died in him.

[A]

Kidney or.

[C]

Sorry. It's Weird. Now, as we get older, though. Like, my friends I went to college with are now like full surgeons. Like, like orthopedic surgeons.

[B]

Would you trust them?

[C]

No, I don't think. Well, no. The way they party, I really don't think would ever want a surgeon of someone that I'm friends with. It depends.

[B]

I don't know. I think it'd be kind of fun, actually.

[C]

No. Maybe like hand, knee surgery. I don't know. It depends. It depends, but not at this age. I think you need to be around at least like over 50.

[B]

Why do I feel like if they. This per. The surgeon knows you, I feel like they would do a better job on.

[C]

You in a way. Sure. But what if something did go wrong? I'd feel really bad trying to like, sue my friend or like being mad that you messed me up. It would ruin the friendship.

[B]

Something when it comes to the aftermath.

[C]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[A]

I'd rather be something less serious.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Like, I'd go to him for like a. If he was a dental hygienist or she was a dental hygienist. Do a little teeth cleaning.

[C]

You hang out with him. Like, are you flossing? Because what I saw back there, he can't disturb me.

[A]

He does not floss. They start spreading it. Oh yeah, he does not floss at all.

[B]

Really, really Interesting that I saw these in a ton of comments, but I saw someone said that you will never see a dentist have veneers.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And that I felt like that was like a big. Because there was times where, like, I'll look at my teeth. I'm like, I could maybe see myself in the future getting it, but still I was like a dent. I have never seen a dentist with veneers.

[A]

Like, super anti veneer right now. I don't know if people are having like issues with them.

[B]

I think cosmetically, I think people are against it because it does. Does you lose that feature of what made your face your face?

[A]

In a way, I think it's not nothing to do with like aesthetics, just that people are having issues because of the veneer.

[C]

Like sensitivity issues too. Like, does it like, in a way, like, damage your nerve? Like, can you still feel like hot and cold and all of that? That's what I'm.

[B]

Oh, that's interesting.

[C]

Sinking your teeth into a big thing of ice cream. It's like, like good feeling. But knowing that you have senses within your bone and that a whole porcelain covering on that, I think would like, mess up my senses. But I don't know the full but.

[A]

Yeah, I've thought about veneers, too, and I'm like, it's kind of like the same way I look at Lasik.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, like, I wouldn't have done it, like, but Lasik.

[B]

But Lasik I get. Because there's so, like, the amount of inconveniences that you would have to deal with with your glasses, your contacts, making sure you take your contact out right before you. Obviously. Like, I felt like there was so much where I felt like Lasik is actually a positive thing.

[A]

My dad just did the cataract surgery.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

And the. That they put in first one went really well, and he did the second one, and now he's having issues with it. Apparently there's, like, fluid in his eye that's, like, filling up, and it'll, like, go blurry.

[B]

For what. What's the cataract for?

[A]

So, cataract. It kind of. Kind of like, as you get older, your eyes get a little bit, like, milky. You know that kind of gray, cloudy thing.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

So he had that, but they go in and they remove it, and then they put in a permanent, like, contact lens within your eye. Yeah, but apparently something happened, and he's got, like, a. Some sort of, like, liquid in his eye or something.

[C]

Rods and cones. I always remember that. The rods and cones.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And within an eye, like, rods see objects.

[B]

Oh, yes, yes, I. I remember the pictures.

[C]

Cones or depth or. What is it? Or cones or color.

[B]

I don't know. Why can't you replace your eyeball? I wish that you can grab a human eyeball. You put in your. And they just connect the.

[A]

The.

[C]

The.

[B]

The nerves, and then you'd be able to see it. Like, I don't know why you can't do that.

[A]

It is pretty crazy. They could do, like, a head transplant or.

[B]

No, they can't. But they could do, like, a liver transplant or a heart transplant.

[C]

In a minority report. You can get, like, an eye transplant. Isn't that how, like, to, like.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not like you can't get in real life. But, like, why?

[C]

Because I think it's, like, such a vital organ to, like, connect to your brain and stuff. Like, it's.

[B]

Have they tried?

[C]

Because it's your optic nerve. I bet the optic nerve is probably an insane neuron.

[B]

That's a crazy thing, because there are people that don't have an eye right now. Like, it's, like, empty. But I wonder if they've tried on people. Like, that was like, you know, let's try it. Let's we're going to use your face.

[A]

As a. I'm sure they've been actively trying to do that for the last like 50 years.

[B]

That's would be insane. Literally any blind person now you just get a new eye. I guess.

[C]

So your body just has to accept the eye.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I feel like everyone's face and like eye sockets or the size of eyes. Standard. I know your eye doesn't change from the moment you're born.

[B]

Yes. I think I, I don't think everyone's eyes are the same size.

[C]

Okay. Right. Yeah. There's cuz there's different shapes on them. There's nearsighted, farsighted. It's all that different type of like shape to them. Yeah. Stigmatisms, all them of, of that.

[B]

I wish we could pop our eye out and like clean it out and then. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[C]

Once again, Pirates of the Caribbean.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Stop rubbing it.

[A]

I forgot about that. Stop rubbing it. Stop.

[B]

The glass eye is a thing.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Where people put it in the socket so it doesn't look.

[C]

But it's not like a full ball. It's like, it's a cone.

[A]

Like a little cap.

[C]

Yes, it's like a cap.

[B]

Oh, it's a cap.

[A]

I literally thought it was a full circle. It's kind of like a little. It looks like a guitar pick. Oh.

[C]

Almost.

[B]

That's got like a no way curve to it.

[A]

But that's just to fill the spot. So you wouldn't. It would be less noticeable.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[A]

It's amazing what they can do.

[B]

Oh, you were talking about the Gen Z stair. What is that?

[A]

Speaking of eyes.

[B]

No, speaking of eyes.

[A]

The Gen Z stare. Yeah, everybody's talking about it right now. And I didn't notice it until I started seeing the videos, talking about it and I was like, wait, I definitely, definitely, definitely feel like I have seen this. Do you know what it is?

[C]

So they think it's. I don't know how to say. It's like, it's like not a true legit thing. But they've noticed that there's this like behavior to them because they're almost this lost generation that they. Because of COVID they didn't socialize actively and go out.

[A]

Oh, is that the reason?

[C]

Wait, is this what the Gen C stairs. They kind of like stare. You know what like the lead stare is?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

But like they. For customer service people that are interacting with Gen Z kids. Yeah, they're the, the kids are just staring at them.

[B]

Oh, oh.

[A]

Like, okay, I'm your barista. Come up in order.

[B]

Okay. Hi, how are you doing today?

[C]

Good.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I will do the number two with sesame bagel. Okay. So yes, I just deal with that with a lot of younger kids for sure. Like if I go to any place and a younger, I feel like the customer service, like I feel like they're just not there.

[A]

I feel like there's no facial emotion that goes with it. It's just kind of. Kind of like they're not like giving.

[C]

And receipt reciprocating back.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Normal cues of socializing. But it's not saying that every time.

[B]

I don't think they're doing it on purpose. I think it's more just like.

[C]

I think it's a product of just the other last few years of them just not socializing as normally as our generation has in the past.

[B]

And that's how I see it. That's like literally when I'm looking I'm like, oh this I know they're not doing this on purpose.

[A]

Yeah. It's like a thing that everybody's like talking or like making notice of that it is a little different.

[C]

I've also heard from some teachers that kids have been mewing at teachers as a form of disrespect. So say if like a teacher's like, you need to be quiet, sit in your seat. You have been disrupting this class the whole time. The kid will go like, so they're mewing, they're doing something that is not audible. But it's the, this form of disrespect. And it drives the teachers insane because they know that they're mewing but they can't.

[B]

Like this, like this.

[C]

Yes, it's this, it's this person flexing your. You're putting your tongue at the roof of your mouth. Is that kind of what mewing is? Which they say can build a jawline, all of that, yada yada yada. But kids are mewing at their teachers when they're getting yelled at as a way to, to like non verbally.

[B]

No audio coming out. Like not even a yes.

[C]

And it's with the teacher's brain. Cuz they can tell that they're like mewing doing something. Yes.

[B]

And you can't like, you can't get him in trouble for that.

[C]

Yeah. Cuz imagine you like hit up the principal. They go, what did he do? He goes, he's mewing at me. And they're like noing.

[B]

But even, but even like mewing, they're gonna be like, what's mewing like? When you, when you close your lip.

[C]

Yes. And.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It's this, like, hard thing that they.

[B]

Yeah, I know. It's crazy because you cannot. They can't get in trouble for that. No, we were audibly.

[C]

Yeah, audibly.

[B]

Pretty bad doing shit. Yeah.

[C]

There's always like, the kid who can do like, the high pitch, like, sound, like, randomly.

[A]

I was. I was the bottle rocket kid.

[C]

How would you do it? Do a bottle rocket sound.

[A]

I can't do it anymore. Like, probably when I was 20, I lost it.

[C]

It, like.

[A]

No, I used to, like. But like, really loud. It was like.

[B]

And the teacher couldn't do, like it was.

[A]

And then I would. I would do, like. I would just do it all the time, but I can't do it like I used to. Oh, Jordan, you know what I'm talking about, right? I was the bottle walker teacher.

[B]

Hated to see you coming. They knew it was you too, but they couldn't do anything about it. New York Times put out the top 100 movies of the 21st century. Did you see that?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Were you surprised with the top 10 or did you.

[A]

What was the top 10?

[C]

I figured out. Wait, was I surprised with the top 10?

[B]

Yeah, like, when you read the top 10, you're like, oh, that makes sense.

[C]

I saw 86. I've seen 86 out of the hundred. Oh, no way.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I'm really glad they put this out because now I know what to watch that I haven't watched.

[C]

So go through the top 10.

[B]

Do you want me to start at 10?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So number. Number 10. They have 100 on this list, but I'm just going to do 10. The 10th top movie the 21st century is the Social, the Social Network.

[A]

Okay, wait, real quick before we do this, any type of movie, horror comedy, Roman.

[C]

Like, there's even foreign ones in there too, I think as well.

[A]

And is this based on any sort of previous ratings on like. I am not.

[B]

This is just New York Times.

[A]

Oh, this is how they just decided.

[B]

This is.

[A]

Yeah, cool.

[B]

The ninth is Spirited Away.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Is that the Anim. The animation movie?

[C]

Yeah, the Miyazaki one. I think it won best foreign film or best animated film in like 200.

[B]

Okay, well, I'll watch that one because it's top nine. Top. The eight is get out.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. Surpri. A little surprise. Get out made it. But yeah, it was pretty.

[B]

I think it was. I think it was just like one at the time. It was just a.

[A]

Everybody was talking about it.

[B]

It was like a movie movie that the. The Just the plot for it and everything was. I think it was just remarkable.

[C]

These could be.

[B]

Yes, exactly.

[A]

It was a very original movie, right?

[B]

Yes, very.

[A]

I still got to see it.

[B]

Oh, you haven't seen it.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It has to do with a basement or something.

[C]

No, he gets. Basically guys dating a white girl and goes home to meet her white parents and goes down.

[B]

You just have to. You just have to watch it. It's like you don't want to know too much about it.

[C]

Okay, Just watch it.

[B]

Yeah, it's really good.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Seventh is. I have never seen this movie. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Charlie Kaufman.

[A]

I never seen any of these so far.

[C]

Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Kirsten Dunst, Mark Ruffalo.

[B]

Keep hearing people talk about how amazing this movie is.

[A]

And what was it called again?

[B]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Meet me in Montauk.

[B]

Number six. Amazing movie. No country for Old Men.

[C]

Oh, really? Oh, God.

[A]

Never seen it.

[C]

Oh, my. He Coen Brothers film. Josh, bro. Javier Bardem. Yes.

[A]

So I've seen. There's like a clip of a guy working at a gas station with kind of like a short.

[C]

He's like, heads or tails?

[A]

Yes, that's what that's from. I keep seeing clips of that.

[C]

Oh, I remember showing Todd and Zayn that for the first time and they were like, bro, this movie, you'll love that movie. You gotta watch Tommy Lee Jones.

[A]

Is it murder? Murder mystery?

[C]

A thriller. Thriller. This is western thriller.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Up your alley. Number five, Moonlight. Moonlight. This is the one that won an Oscar that one year and they said.

[C]

It was La La Land, but it was actually.

[B]

It was actually moonlight. Never seen this, but top five. Number four. Never heard of this movie. In the Mood for Love.

[C]

Yes. In the Mood for Love. Yes. I have seen in the Mood for Love. It's. I believe it's a Taiwan film. It's. Or Hong Kong. I think it's Hong Kong.

[B]

It's like a beautiful horn.

[C]

It's a beautiful love story about this couple that meet in the streets, I believe, of Hong Kong. It's lovely. You don't need a run to go see it. I know you.

[B]

But it's number four, though.

[C]

Okay. Because it's a good film, but I think it might not be your. Up to your pace, but if you'd like a good foreign.

[B]

It's slow. Very slow.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Number four or number three. I don't know if I've heard this movie or not. There Will Be Blood.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[B]

What?

[C]

What good will Be Blood is about, like, oil drilling, like, in the early 1900s. Daniel Day Lewis. Paul Thomas Anderson directed it. Paul Dano's in it.

[B]

Who's the girl that's in it? Is there a girl in the movie?

[C]

Oh, my gosh. There's not a lot of female roles in it. It's a pretty.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, I'll watch it.

[C]

Yeah, it's. It's good. It's very good.

[B]

2007.

[C]

No, it won Best Picture, I think. Yeah, it did.

[B]

I've. Oh, I've never heard of this movie. I. I mean, obviously I've heard of this, but I've never. I don't know who's in it or what. It's about number two, Mulholland Drive.

[C]

Oh, David lynch film.

[B]

Never seen it.

[C]

It's like a. I want to say. Yeah, kind of a horror thriller with Naomi Watts. Billy Ray Cyrus is in it. Justin Thoreau. It's this girl who comes to LA and she wants to be an actress, and this girl arrives at her doorstep who can't remember who she is, and they're all, like, slowly discovering what happened. It's a very trippy, artsy film, but it's a good intro to David Lynch. All right, I.

[B]

With the artsy film, you know? All right, number one, Parasite.

[C]

Yeah, as it should be.

[B]

So, so good.

[A]

It's that good.

[C]

Parasite.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It.

[B]

It's. I think it's a. Just a great foreign film.

[C]

It's a. It's South Korean and was one of the first foreign films to ever win Best Picture.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And Zayn and I, we got to go to the afterparty.

[A]

Oh, I remember you.

[C]

That was really fun. After it won Best Picture. That was so cool.

[B]

They were all w. The whole cast and the director walking by.

[C]

We're like, like, oh, my God, it's Bong Joon Ho. South Korean film.

[A]

No, I remember the hype. Everybody was talking.

[C]

It's like a thriller. It's funny, it's dramatic.

[B]

Yeah, they pretty much hit All Avenue. They hit every, like, genre in one film.

[C]

I remember seeing that for the second time. And my favorite thing was, like, looking back at the audience because, like, you know, that whole third act of the movie, everyone in the audience was just like. Like they were leaned into their knees just in shock of how it was all in.

[A]

How do you guys feel about this top 10 list, satisfying spot?

[B]

I. I don't know half of them.

[C]

Because I've never seen it, but, no, it's a solid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Would you put Parasite as Number one.

[C]

Yes, yes. Parasite, of course, should be number one.

[A]

I gotta see it.

[C]

I. The only one that I think I would get out, I think is still really good, but I think there's other, like, City of God should. Could replace. Get out.

[B]

Like, I'm quickly going through this list, and it makes sense. Everything that I'm seeing in here, I'm like, oh, okay, very good movie. I, I. People have talked about this movie for so long.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like, quickly, in here, I'm seeing Interstellar, Super Bad, Gone Girl, Whiplash.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[B]

You know, so, like, it's, you know, Borat's even in this.

[C]

Yeah, it's a good mix.

[B]

No, it is. Yeah. It's a great mix.

[C]

All different types of films. All different types of the Departed, Bridesmaids. Oh, my gosh, Amelie is fantastic. Yi. That's in my top four. Yi is in my top four letterbox. Taiwanese film. Incredible. Before Sunrise. That's incredible. The whole trilogy.

[B]

Guess what else is in this? Ratatouille.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

73. Yeah. No, this really, like, this makes sense.

[C]

Tomorrow I'm seeing Kill Bill 1 and 2 back to back. It's like this whole. Is that at the movie edit that they're putting it out with Quentin Tarantino.

[A]

But still haven't seen those either.

[C]

Oh, boy. Kill Bill.

[B]

Are they. Are they morphing it in a cool way? Like, what do you mean that they're putting it together?

[C]

Well, because it's Kill Bill. Kill. It's like a double feature, but I think they're calling it, like, Kill Bill. Bill. Some bloody madness or something, or I don't know.

[B]

Got it, got it, got it.

[C]

No, Kill Bill.

[B]

Kill Bill is still. Yes. It's so good. Every time I watch, I'm like, I.

[C]

Think they should make the third one. And it's Uma Thurman's daughter.

[B]

They do have. They do have a third one. They don't have a third one.

[C]

No. Quentin Tarantino might be going into retirement, so people think it's not going to happen, but I think they need to make it. Kill Bill 3 with Maya Hawk should happen.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Because he's Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawk's daughter.

[B]

But is she like the main.

[C]

Well, because that's the whole thing is she goes and gets her daughter from Bill at the end, kind of. And then, you remember, she kills Viva Fox and the daughter comes in from the school bus and she goes, if you ever want to settle this in the future.

[B]

I love that whole scene. Was saying with the cereal box.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So insane.

[C]

How was School in the middle of the day.

[B]

Just like, it was crazy.

[C]

She's like an assassin that, like, was wrongfully, like, killed on her wedding day. And she's going back and going after all the assassins that were, like, in her group.

[B]

Stop. You've never seen Kill Bill Pill?

[A]

No, I'm done.

[C]

One of the best movies. You got to get a movie theater in this new house of yours.

[B]

You gotta catch up on these movies. You have so much to catch up on.

[A]

I know.

[C]

That's exciting, though. I wish I could all of these movies for the first time. You're in such.

[B]

Me too.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. You're so lucky that you have not seen the best movies still, like, you have no idea what it's about.

[A]

Give me you guys to get together. Come up with your own top 10 that you think that I am going to love for you.

[C]

Number one, it's no Country.

[B]

No country for Old Men.

[C]

Yeah. That one is definitely that I know you will like.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

No country for Old Men.

[A]

And I will. I will go through and I'll talk honestly.

[B]

This list is pretty good. So I'm going to go through this list and pick my top 10 that I like.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That I think you would like.

[A]

That'd be cool. A little movie theater room.

[B]

Yeah, you deserve it.

[A]

Popcorn machine in the corner.

[C]

Just in one of my friend's house lately. And you know, most projectors come from the se. The ceiling. Yeah, yeah, he had the projector and. But the thing is, when a projector's on the ceiling, if you walk in front of it, you see your whole shadow. Yeah, he had this really cool, like, screen already on the wall. The credenza and then the bottom credenza. The projector goes up onto the screen. Yes. So cool.

[B]

You know how much those TVs are?

[C]

How much?

[B]

Okay, so the one that I know that a friend had, I think his was like a hundred.

[C]

Hundred.

[A]

No, no, no, that's a. That's a real one. This is. It's a little like. So, like, imagine a. Like a table that's up against the wall.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It flips and it shines up on the wall. It doesn't. Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

It's not a screen.

[B]

Okay, so then I don't know the price of that, though.

[A]

No, the one you're talking about is the. It's like120,000 actually opens up on the back.

[B]

It, like it comes out of a box like this big.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And it's a whole tv.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

I think Leica actually made. Makes projectors A projector that's similar to that style.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

There's cheaper ones. There's cheaper ones in that one. But yeah, he just has the one that's.

[A]

I have a. I have a projector you would love. It's this big. It's like a little silver box type in. LG Cube projector. This thing is the crispest projector. So the LG Cinnabeam, that. And plus it's beautiful sitting on a shelf. Oh, yeah, it is so small and compact. I love this thing.

[B]

Is this the one? Is this what you use in your.

[C]

Living room right now?

[A]

Yeah. So that's the one I got Mariah for Christmas. Maybe like a year ago or so.

[B]

We watched Long Legs.

[A]

Isn't it insane on that?

[C]

Oh, cool.

[A]

How big it gets in the clarity.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's really clear. It's unbelievable.

[C]

Yeah. Cheaper and cheaper and cheaper now. So it's kind of dope. Where. Who knows how. Where they'll be.

[A]

I remember working at Brookstone and we would sell the mini. Mini ones that are like social media flat. Like they're super tiny.

[C]

But certain movies, that's my thing is like, I can't wait till I have just a room where I can, like, have a big projector and watch it. Because some films, like, deserve to be experienced like that. It's not just like on your tv, on your phone. Like, you. You feel one with the film. You feel really patient and like you're truly experiencing it.

[A]

Are you into audio?

[C]

Yes, now I am. But my WI fi doesn't work. So my new Sono soundbar, I haven't been able to connect it because it has to connect to all the WI fi and I don't want to.

[B]

It's gonna be 2027 and Matt's gonna go, guys, my WI fi still out.

[C]

We finally got a date of when it's going to be fixed.

[B]

When?

[C]

September. Ah, yeah.

[A]

Y. I bet you it won't even be then either.

[C]

I think we're just going to have to snip it.

[B]

The fact that they even said September, that's a long time for them to just fix the WI fi. You. You need to change it.

[C]

Yeah, I will.

[B]

It's time.

[A]

Have you seen, like, crazy home theater speakers, though? Like, there's one that's like. I mean, they have them all crazy heights, but there's one that is. I think it's called the Snail.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And it is. It looks like a giant spiraling snail with these speakers that come out the front of it. Dude, One speaker is like a hundred grand. What makes I like audio.

[C]

Big audio files. People who are nuts. People who are really passionate about music and have an ear for hearing. All the depth that like a song or music and sounds have to offer offer. Those people, like are just very particular about getting the right type of sound also just rich. But yeah, it's like people who are nuts about TVs, they want to get like the best quality of the picture in front of their eyes.

[B]

I could never get expensive feel like that because I know someone's some douchebag.

[A]

Zone.

[C]

Yeah. The best TV in the game right now.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

There's always a new best tv. I think plasma. Then it was LED and now it's oled, I think. Oled. Oled. Having true, true blacks on the screen is kind of nice.

[A]

But that's the speaker, the bottom right.

[B]

Oh, I see it right there.

[A]

Down again, down there.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

It looks like a award, like something you win.

[A]

I've. I've grown to Love Sony.

[C]

Sony TVs. That's what I have. Sony TVs are awesome.

[A]

I really like it.

[C]

But I won mine on a game show.

[B]

Oh, you.

[C]

That.

[B]

That was the Sony TV you want. Oh, that's funny.

[C]

Yeah. Also frame then. The people are really into the frame TVs now. But I think that's like if you really want like just good design in your space. Do I think that the best TVs in the world. No, but I like how they are in this space.

[A]

I keep seeing people making tiktoks how practicing for how I should react when one of my friends shows me that their TV is a frame tv and I'm not supposed to know that it's a tv, but it's art. Oh my God. That. I didn't even know that that was a tv. That looks so good and the frame.

[B]

Doesn'T even like a match in the room.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was though in a friend's house recently and they had their frame TV on and. But the image that was on the TV looked like a really kind of cheap, just like canvas home goods print. I could not tell it was a frame tv. And I asked them, I go, where do you guys watch TV? They go, it's a frame TV. I was blown away. Even though I'd seen frame TVs multiple times, this was the most convincing one I had ever seen.

[A]

Did they have it done on a wall that was like it was above.

[C]

A fireplace with like a bunch of.

[A]

Pictures around it though. So like.

[C]

Oh, not like a gallery? Well, no, it was trying to, like.

[A]

Hide it within a gallery.

[C]

This type of print that was on the tv, It. The whole thing just looked like. Just a cheap, like.

[A]

Yeah, that's the thing. You got to really sell it, though. You gotta hide the wires. You gotta go into the wall, run it down.

[C]

If you have the whole Sunday in a park, like, picture and stuff, I can tell instantly I go frame tv. Or if you. If it's a Monet, I go frame tv. Tv. You have to make, like, the print on it really look like it's not one of the main.

[B]

And TVs aren't that ugly.

[C]

Just.

[B]

Just have it showing.

[A]

It's okay. Everybody's got a tv.

[C]

But then what I think is ridiculous about the frame TVs. From what I heard, Claudia from Morning Toast was talking about our Instagram story, they charge you then a monthly fee to get access. No images to use on your frame tv, though. I know that there's hacks where you can upload photos onto a library and get it looking kind of right, but that's where they get you.

[B]

Monthly subscription to use pictures is insane.

[C]

It's so stupid.

[A]

That's annoying.

[B]

Yeah, that is. It literally reminds me of my treadmill. I can't use my treadmill unless I pay a monthly subscription. Is that really insane? My treadmill, I can't turn. I can't even, like, I can't move the belt unless I pay a monthly subscription.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

I bought the treadmill already. How does it not work after I bought it?

[A]

It's pretty annoying. That's so.

[C]

Yeah. What happens if the company goes under? It will never run run again.

[B]

Well, no, you just pay. You know how it is. You just pay monthly until you have to get rocket money to come.

[C]

But if. No, if the company goes out of business.

[A]

Right. You would not be able to pay the subscription. If they shut down, I'd hire a.

[C]

Hacker to come by and hot wire something and make sure that ignition goes on.

[B]

Yeah, I'm sure there's a way you can, like, easily. Yeah, hotwire that.

[C]

Get Mr. Robot.

[A]

Damn, that's annoying. Yeah, yeah, there's got to be some sort of hack to like, just wire.

[B]

Also, it doesn't work if my WI fi doesn't work. The WI fi needs to be working and you have to pay a monthly subscription.

[C]

That's such pretty dumb racket. Insane.

[B]

Did you guys know that Avatar, the new one, is coming out in December?

[C]

Oh, my gosh, December.

[A]

That was pretty quick, actually.

[B]

Quick compared to from 1 to 2? From 2 to 3 insane.

[C]

What's it called? The Way of the Fire.

[B]

Fire and ass.

[C]

What? I just guessed that.

[B]

What you say?

[C]

I said the Way of the Fire. Cuz the last one was the Way.

[B]

Of the Water and I was very good.

[C]

Fire and Ash. That sounds like a cor. A thorn of roses and.

[A]

Or like.

[C]

Yeah, a song of fire and ice.

[B]

Oh, why do I feel like the CGI is going to be. Because CGI is getting so bad lately.

[C]

Way of the Water was unbelievable.

[B]

No, I'm saying because how quick we're getting the third movie. Because I was watch. I was watching the scene. I think it was like Transformers or Revenge of the Fallen or something like that. And the CGI was insane compared to what we're getting now. Yeah, like just look at any movie that cgi, even all the Marvel movie, any cg, cgi, it's not as good as what it used to be like 10 years ago.

[A]

I think they're just getting like cheaper. They're just.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I will say though, I do like. And you can tell a difference now from green screen versus that huge wall.

[C]

That they've been filming in front of lately?

[A]

Film. Yes.

[C]

Yeah, you can.

[B]

What do you mean?

[C]

So now they're not really shooting in front of a green screen. They're shooting in front of this like.

[A]

Massive green wall TV wall.

[C]

So there a.

[A]

Like you're able to get like a cool depth. Like it looks.

[C]

So can I see.

[B]

Can I see like a picture of this? I'm. I'm.

[C]

So it's like they're standing in front of a giant TV screen and using that as the backdrop more than the green screen now that way it looks good.

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[C]

A lot of it lately has been looking better than.

[A]

Wait, how big is this Mandalorian?

[C]

Like it's like a whole room that's like, you know, like this sphere. How that's like a giant wall. They're going into studios now and it's like that all around around them. So they're able to. How expensive is that?

[A]

Well, very expensive.

[C]

Studios have tons of money, so they were.

[A]

So that's the whole. It's a full wraparound screen and you can make it play whatever you want. And it looks so good.

[B]

And that. That transfers well on camera.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

And they're still able to modify. But I bet also it enhances actors performances too because they really believe that they're in the environment more like going, there's a dragon coming at you from above. React, reaction.

[B]

Like seeing like Game of Thrones, like behind the Scenes. That whole green room with a green robot.

[C]

Like.

[B]

Yeah, that's insane. Having that act. Like, that's a.

[A]

But yeah, it. It looks really. I saw like a BTS of the new Superman. Like, what it looks like flying in front of that versus the green screen. I've heard. Have you seen the new Superman?

[C]

I've heard a lot of.

[B]

I heard it's good.

[C]

Yeah, it's very good as well.

[B]

I'm gonna wait till it comes out.

[C]

Rachel Brant and Nicholas Holt. Yeah.

[B]

I don't think, like, Marvel movies. I'll just wait. I'll wait till it comes out on my TV screen and then I'll watch it. Fantastic Four, too. I'll watch that.

[C]

I was just at the premiere last night. Oh. Or two nights ago. Was it last night? Two nights ago. It was very good. Very retro, futuristic vibes. Like, you know how.

[B]

Like, is it based in B? Like, it's.

[C]

It's based. You. You know how like the Incredibles. It's like the 50s or 60s, but they have high technology and stuff, so it's kind of this alternate universe of America. Y. That's what it is.

[B]

Got it.

[C]

So, aesthetically, it's very, very cool. And I think for Fantastic Four fans, if you're a big fan of the comic books and the characters, I love.

[B]

Because I love the original Fantastic Four.

[C]

With, like, Jessica Alba and Chris Evans.

[B]

I loved it.

[C]

Do you remember the one that bombed in, like, 2015 with, like, miles Teller and. Wait, what?

[A]

Yeah, that's how much it bombed.

[C]

Like, nobody liked.

[B]

Wait, no. I didn't even know this existed.

[C]

Yeah, because it was that bad. Oh, and Michael B. Jordan.

[B]

Wait, what?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I have never heard of this.

[C]

Nobody liked it. Nobody liked it.

[B]

What's the Rotten Tomatoes on this?

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I bet. Let's see. Oh, 9%. God, 9%. Pan.

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Yikes.

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I have never seen percent that low for a Marvel movie.

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Apparently it's, like, really dark. Like, people. Like, just visually, it was such a dark film. What?

[B]

Just stupid people movie. They're just.

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I can't see.

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That's crazy. Like, I can't imagine spending so much time and money on a movie and like, a coming back 9%. I would throw myself off a bridge.

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Imagine after a director after, like, your third film, and you've been. All of them been bombs. No one wants you.

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You're done.

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Remember the. Remember the King speech? That. Oh, yes, that With Colin Firth.

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That one did well.

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It did. It won best. Won best picture. Director Wins best director as well.

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Amazing.

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He then went on to do another movie that Wasn't that good? And then he did the movie Cats, and it was terrible. He did Cats, and he's never been, like, booked again. Oh, yes.

[B]

Yeah. That was like, everybody. It's crazy. And it's crazy how many people he got in that movie.

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Oh, yeah, he did Les Miz, which was good. And I May did the Danish Girl, which was good. But, like, he has not made, like, a movie in the past 10 years. And I think. Think he.

[B]

Maybe you think it's because of the movie Cats?

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Yes, I think it was just that.

[B]

I mean, it was. It was a worldwide, like, joke.

[C]

No one likes cats. T.S. eliot poems. And we're just introducing another cat after another cat competing for the afterlife.

[B]

Wait, that's the. That's the plot of the movie?

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Yeah. And apparently there's a version of it where. So you know how cats have buttholes?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, they had. Originally had the buttholes on all the cats. They realized that it just looked weird. So. So there's, like, just nothing for the buttholes. But apparently there's an edit of Cats out there where there's actually buttholes in it. I don't know if that's even true.

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This is the one where, like, Taylor Swift is in it.

[C]

Yes. We had the memory all alone in the moonlight.

[B]

Have you seen this?

[A]

No, don't.

[B]

You're like, I haven't seen any movie, but I've seen Cats. Jeff, Dean watch it? I think Dean would like it.

[A]

No, he's just obsessed with Tom and Jerry until he likes Tom and Jerry.

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Jerry.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. He gets so excited. Oh, every day we'll ask him, be like, you want to watch Tom and Jerry? He will run into our bedroom, jump up on our bed, and sit there and face.

[B]

There's no way. I don't believe that. There's no way.

[A]

I'll show you a video.

[B]

How does he know what he's watching?

[A]

So excited. And follow him right in. We'll turn the TV on. He'll sit like this.

[B]

I want you. I want you to record it next time, okay? I. I need to. I like. I just don't believe that.

[A]

He freaks out. He gets so excited.

[C]

It's a cat and mouse situation. That's exactly what. They're entertained. They want to see the ch. Chase. They don't.

[A]

They don't know what they're looking at there. And he just stares at the screen. Or if we put it up on the laptop. So we'll ask him, and he'll jump up. We'll put. Put the laptop open. And he puts his head right on the keyboard and we'll just sit there and just watch.

[B]

That's.

[A]

He's weird. He gets so excited. I'll send you a video, though, please.

[C]

Tom and Jerry didn't speak, right? No, no. That was such, like, a thing with, like, mouses always lived in, like, the little hole on, like, the sides of walls. Yeah, like a mouse hole.

[B]

What was the, what was like the, the, the conspiracy behind Tom and Jerry again?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Jerry never existed or like, what was it? It was like Jerry never existed or.

[C]

Is there a Tom and Jerry conspiracy?

[B]

Yeah, there is. I, I, I read it somewhere, like, recently or not. It's a conspiracy, a theory.

[C]

A common fan theory about Tom and Jerry suggests they are actually friends who pretend to be enemies to avoid Tom being replaced by a cat who would genuinely harm Jerry.

[B]

All right, yeah, well, I tried, you know, whatever. Not the best conspiracy theory.

[A]

That's all right. We'll look into it. All right, guys. Well, thank you as always for watching another episode. We love you very much. Make sure to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zayn and Heath. We keep these cameras rolling so you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. You also get them a few days early with the early access and ad free. We do a bonus episode every month. We do a live Q and A every single month. Month. All on patreon.com zaynanheath you can check.

[B]

Out these episodes every Monday audio form and all the podcast platforms. And every Tuesday video [e-mail] Zane and.

[A]

Heath we love you guys. We'll see you in a second. Unwind and peace and bless.

[B]

See you on Unwind Mew Mews.

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