298: Matt Got Scammed by an AI Phone Call

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 298

"Matt Got Scammed by an AI Phone Call"

Date: August 25, 2025
Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt
Special Mention: Mariah (absent, but discussed)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered blends classic freewheeling chaos and candid storytelling, with major themes ranging from everyday health mishaps and painful nostalgia, to AI phone scams and excellent life advice. The hosts cover everything from chronic hiccups and back pain to embarrassing purchases and evolving tech. As always, it's a lively, laugh-filled chat, peppered with personal confessions and signature banter.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Hiccups, Health Hacks, and Wild Records

[00:45–05:56]

• Heath's Hiccups: Heath struggles with recurring hiccups after eating protein pretzels, sparking a deep dive into remedies—even referencing a “hiccup straw” seen on Shark Tank (the "Hickory" straw).
• World Record: The crew is blown away by the story of Charles Osborne, who suffered from hiccups for 68 years, averaging 20–40 hiccups per minute.

  “The world record for the longest bout of hiccups belongs to Charles Osborne…68 years from 1922 to 1990.” —Heath [04:12]

• Food Triggers & Remedies: Discussions around what foods trigger hiccups and the odd hacks people use to cure them.

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2. Musical Collabs and Creative Anxiety

[09:55–15:43]

• Zane's Surprise Song: Zane announces he’s dropping a new song with Ms. Juicy (from "Little Women of Atlanta"), surprising the crew with the unexpected collab.

  “It’s me and Miss Juicy, baby. Doing a do.” —Zane [10:19]

• They discuss the production process, their anxieties about releasing new content, and overcoming analysis paralysis.

  “We have a big problem with analysis paralysis, where we just overanalyze everything…” —Heath [14:23]

• Plans for music video campaigns, PR events, and Ms. Juicy potentially guesting on the pod.

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3. Instagram Mishaps & Social Media Etiquette

[18:41–24:10]

• Instagram’s New Repost Feature: Zane and Heath bemoan accidental reposting on Instagram and how difficult it is to control what’s shown on their feed—leading to jokes about getting exposed for past likes.
• Memes & Friendship: They dissect meme-sending etiquette within friendships, how well you know others’ humor, and how sharing memes is a “stamp of approval.”

  “Send...it has to be something you think they find funny because you’ve had previous conversations…It’s just, you know, sense of humor, though.” —Heath [22:45]

• Livestream Caution: The group cautions about going “Live” at private events, especially with non-influencers unaware of being filmed.

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4. Physical Health: Back Pain, Alternative Medicine, and Regrets

[27:04–35:27]

• Heath’s Slip Disc: Heath recounts injuring his back in a recent fall and the painful process of visiting a specialist who performs intense manual adjustments, likened to “torture chamber” techniques, but ultimately offering huge relief.

  “He was fixing my back from inside my stomach…his hand was like, in you.” —Heath [29:12]

• Self-Care: Leads to a wider discussion about getting older, injury recovery, and the importance of physical maintenance like stretching and deep tissue therapies.

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5. Fitness Gadgets and Shopping Regrets

[35:44–47:57]

• Fitness Fads: The trio reviews trendy fitness gadgets and stretching accessories (jaw exercisers, vibration plates), debating which ones offer real value.
• Their Most Regretted Purchases:
  • Matt: Halloween Village collectibles, Steam Deck, and a Whoop band he found anxiety-inducing.
  • Heath: A $3,500 Gucci denim jacket bought in a moment of youthful extravagance.

  “I literally…I put it on one time after I bought it, and I was like, who the f*** am I?” —Heath [45:55]

  • Zane: Calls out general impulsiveness and the wisdom of learning from past financial mistakes.

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6. Clubbing Confessions & Lost Coats

[48:07–51:36]

• Matt’s Covert Confession: Matt reveals he lost one of Zane’s All Saints jackets after a club night at Warwick, but Zane confesses he probably didn’t care about it.
• Nostalgia for Partying: The trio reminisces about their old L.A. nightlife routine, surviving endless hangovers, and how their bodies have changed since then.

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7. Injury Stories & Survival Tolerances

[52:17–62:31]

• Shocking Injury Tales:
  • Heath and Zane swap grim stories of slamming fingers in doors, losing fingernails, and watching relatives endure gruesome hand injuries.
  • Discussion of the limits of pain tolerance, referencing “Saw” movies and real-life trauma.
• Lingering Pain: Each shares stories of old injuries (from car doors, club mishaps, and biking accidents) and the chronic aches that remain.

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8. The AI Phone Scam & Modern Spam Calls

[64:06–65:42]

• Matt’s AI Phone Call: The episode’s title moment—Matt receives a suspiciously lifelike phone call and is convinced it’s an AI scam.

  “I was trying to do a different voice because I’m really scared that they’re like extracting…my voice and then use that for future scams.” —Matt [64:39]

• The crew discusses strategies for fielding spam, the pervasiveness of scam calls, and paranoia about voice cloning.

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9. Trivia, Technology, and Toothpaste

[66:46–76:37]

• Fun Facts: Matt challenges the group with trivia (the one letter not found in U.S. state names: Q) and the number one song on their birthdates ("Freak Me" by Silk, "How Do You Talk to an Angel" by The Heights, and "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot).
• Apple Tech Updates: Lively debate about the future of the iPhone, foldable phones, and using iPads instead of laptops.
• Dental Regrets: Zane discovers the power of whitening toothpaste, prompting a discussion about tooth sensitivity and overusing whitening products.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On therapy gear:

  “It’s like oil in your car. You just gotta keep it…Take care of your body.” —Zane [35:01]

• On regretting designer purchases:

  “You know, this doesn’t, like, this lifestyle does not last long…You can’t be spending money, stupid money like that on clothes like that.” —Grace Helbig quote recalled by Zane [47:24]

• On AI scam calls:

  “I’m really scared that they’re like, trying extracting…If I go, 'hello?' they’ll like take my voice and then use that for future scams.” —Matt [64:39]

• On pain tolerance:

  “I always think about…how much pain could I handle before I’m just like, kill me.” —Zane [59:10]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Hiccup Remedies and Hiccup Straw: [00:45–05:56]
• Zane’s Collab with Ms. Juicy: [09:55–15:43]
• Social Media Mishaps: [18:41–24:10]
• Heath’s Back Injury Therapy: [27:04–35:27]
• Fitness Gear and Shopping Regrets: [35:44–47:57]
• Nostalgia & Lost Jacket Story: [48:07–51:36]
• Extreme Injury Stories: [52:17–62:31]
• AI Phone Scam Experience: [64:06–65:42]
• Trivia, iPhone, Toothpaste: [66:46–76:37]

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Tone & Style

The conversation is raw, comedic, and self-deprecating, jumping candidly between health drama, personal follies, and inside jokes. There’s a sense of camaraderie underlying even the grossest or weirdest stories, and the episode exemplifies the “unfiltered” promise—nothing off limits, everything open for laughs.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• Expect eccentric health stories, practical (and impractical) advice, tech gripes, and banter on modern life’s absurdities.
• Key segments feature insights on why taking care of yourself matters, cautionary tales of spending habits, and new anxieties about AI scams.
• The hosts’ chemistry shines, giving longtime fans plenty to relate to—and plenty of new in-jokes and quotable moments.

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Skip ads and outros—the heart of Episode 298 is all about the unfiltered fun, pain, and learning the hard way.

Transcript

[Zayn]

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[Heath]

Who'S showing you every room like you've.

[Zayn]

Never seen a house before. Now get rid of them.

[Heath]

There you go.

[Zayn]

No host ever.

[Matt]

Now it's a vrbo.

[Zayn]

Make it a vrbo.

[Dan]

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[Zayn]

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[Dan]

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[Zayn]

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[Dan]

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[Zayn]

They are?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Dan]

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[Matt]

Wow. Oh, wow.

[Heath]

That took 20 minutes for my hiccups to go away.

[Matt]

Oh, you had hiccups?

[Zayn]

You didn't hear it? It was going for the past 10, 15 minutes.

[Heath]

I've been sitting here trying to battle it. I tried every trick in the hook book. I did the hold your breath. I tried to scare myself. Just chugging water and stuff.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It. I don't know why I gotta stop. The last four bags I had of these gave me the hiccups every single time. Guaranteed.

[Matt]

Interesting. They're just pretzels.

[Heath]

They're like protein pretzels. But I started eating them right before walking in here. Immediately got hiccups.

[Zayn]

You. You get hiccups every time you eat that?

[Heath]

Every single time.

[Matt]

Interesting.

[Heath]

I'm not doing it.

[Zayn]

Your body's probably trying to reject it. What's. What's the ingredients in there?

[Matt]

I get hiccups. I feel like I get hiccups.

[Heath]

Weird.

[Matt]

You. Times a year I. Hiccups. Actually, like a couple weeks ago when I was at a bar drinking. A big thing, though, when I got hiccups was to drink upside down. That was like a hack.

[Zayn]

Well, yeah. Kickstands. I used to do that all the time.

[Matt]

Yeah, I guess. But like. Or like, you kind of hold the cup and try to, like, gulp downwards, and with that, it kind of reboots your system.

[Heath]

It's insane to me. There's not a guaranteed scientific thing to completely stop it.

[Matt]

There was something on Shark Tank recently.

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

What was it?

[Matt]

It was like a hiccup straw of some sort of, like, guaranteed to stop them well enough to where I think they at least got investors on it. And I get ads for it all the time that it's a hiccup straw. But the thing is, who is walking.

[Zayn]

Around with the fucking hiccup straw? But girls. The thing is that girls have straws in their purse all the time.

[Heath]

A hiccup straw.

[Matt]

It's called a hickory. Now, I don't know.

[Zayn]

Wait, I fudge with that name.

[Matt]

Okay, good.

[Zayn]

That's good. The hickory. What the hell is that?

[Matt]

So it's. It looks like it's just made out of plastic with some contraption that.

[Heath]

I think it looks like a kazoo.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it does. It looks like something attached to your cereal bowl.

[Matt]

When you're a kid, it looks like a vape. Something your mom's like, what's this?

[Zayn]

Yeah, right.

[Heath]

That's like a hickory mom.

[Zayn]

That's how you start vaping, is you start doing like that. And then you're like, oh, what's that? That's flickering with. All right, so, Heath, the ingredients in this, there's not much.

[Heath]

I know.

[Zayn]

That's crazy. There's enriched wheat flour, which sounds healthy.

[Heath]

As they're really good. I like.

[Zayn]

We got niacin, we got iron, vitamin.

[Heath]

C, and ribble flav.

[Zayn]

Yeah, we got. We got thiamine, we got riboflavin. Pea protein. Sounds good to me. Sunflower oil. Heard that's not good for you.

[Matt]

Oh, like acid, was it? Is this, like.

[Heath]

Maybe that's why pregnancy chips.

[Zayn]

Folic acid.

[Matt]

Don't you have to take folic acid when you're pregnant? Oh, no. It's like a prenatal vitamin, maybe.

[Zayn]

I thought, well, give these tomorrow and see if she hiccups. If she doesn't, it's meant for her. And the rest is like cinnamon sugar seasoning.

[Heath]

It's just insane to me every single time.

[Matt]

Patricia got hiccups this morning starting her day with hiccups, I was so surprised. I'm like, are you waking up with hiccups?

[Zayn]

Did she drink last night wine?

[Matt]

No.

[Heath]

Do you know what the record is for the person with the longest hiccups?

[Matt]

Oh, I bet it's years. I bet it's a syndrome.

[Heath]

It's insane. Pull up the exact amount. I'm pretty sure it's like two years.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Matt]

Just like straight hiccups while sleeping.

[Heath]

And it never went away.

[Matt]

Oh, I would, but you know what?

[Zayn]

I would let myself go.

[Matt]

I bet it would be better, though, to have, like, hiccups for two years. No. Okay. Okay.

[Heath]

This is crazy.

[Matt]

Your body would get used to it. Like.

[Zayn]

No, Matt. No, no. There's nothing that make you get used to that. It hurts.

[Matt]

Like sensory adaptation.

[Heath]

But like, it's worse than you think.

[Matt]

Oh, who was it?

[Heath]

World record for the longest bout of hiccups belongs to Charles Osborne, who hiccuped for 68 years from 1922 to 1990. During this time, he averaged 20 to 40 hiccups per minute.

[Matt]

Oh, dear.

[Heath]

Totaling an estimated 430 million hiccups.

[Matt]

Oh, wait. He could never. Probably get a word out.

[Heath]

I don't think I would be able to live like that.

[Zayn]

No, you marry me.

[Matt]

That's how. Yeah, that's probably what it was like.

[Zayn]

Did he have a wife and kids?

[Matt]

I hope he lived a good life.

[Zayn]

I fucking hope he did, too. He looked like he was in the army, though.

[Matt]

Yeah. So he served for our country. I don't want to make fun of. Oh, stop, stop. Yes. So I wonder how much they're charging for that hiccup straw, though. That. I mean, that has $10. Maybe I buy it. Good to have it. A tailgate.

[Zayn]

If someone gets the hiccups, it's 16.95 for one pack.

[Matt]

And the reviews look like they are through the roof. But that's off the website. But I.

[Zayn]

There's people out there that hiccup. Like, do you know anybody that hiccups a lot? Like this? Patricia hiccup a lot.

[Matt]

Doesn't Natalie hiccup all the time? I remember she was like a hiccup queen.

[Heath]

And her hiccups sound like, oh, you're right.

[Matt]

So she would be a perfect candidate for the hiccup.

[Zayn]

Y. My God. Should do a whole campaign.

[Matt]

But I. I'm curious how it went on Shark Tank. Like, hopefully somebody had the hiccups in that moment.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, right. Can you imagine, like, right before you. Your pitch, they're like, dude, drink a lot of. Just like, Pepsi. Come on, man. Get the hiccups going. And then you, like, come out. You're like, oh, no. Because there's. You're probably scared. Your adrenaline goes up and you can't have it.

[Zayn]

But what can you eat that causes hiccups? Well, I know for you it's pretzels. Pretzels. But what foods do you normally give people hiccups?

[Matt]

I always feel like when Natalie had hiccups, she was eating chips, so. And that's like a pretz, but it's a spasm of your diaphragm. It's the base of what's underneath your lungs and stuff. So it's not digestionally, but it. It has to do with something like.

[Zayn]

I haven't had hiccups in years.

[Heath]

Don't Jinx. Don't say that. Don't put that. It's okay.

[Zayn]

If I get hiccups, it'll come and go. Like, I'm not getting it for 68 years.

[Matt]

I get it. If I'm chatting a lot and I'm drinking a lot of beer, that's usually when it comes. That's.

[Zayn]

That's real teak, right?

[Matt]

Who knows? It's wood. Knock on wood.

[Zayn]

Knock on wood.

[Matt]

Knock on drywall.

[Zayn]

Drywall. Wallpaper. How's everyone doing? Good. We should roll the intro.

[Matt]

Yeah, let's run the intro.

[Zayn]

That's what we got to do.

[Matt]

Baby.

[Zayn]

Very good.

[Heath]

Getting it again. I got to stop.

[Zayn]

Yeah, no, you're good. Well. Welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Zayn]

And Mariah is still not here with us. Welcome back to another.

[Matt]

Still not here with us.

[Zayn]

Still not here with us.

[Matt]

It's like there's hope.

[Zayn]

No, no, no. It's. It's just like, if. Okay, yeah, no, you're right.

[Matt]

But we wish Mariah was here. Something.

[Zayn]

No, I'm saying that, like, just. God, you're thinking too deep into it. Like, it's just like. And Mariah is still not here. Welcome back to.

[Matt]

I guess.

[Heath]

But it, like, it's like it sounds.

[Zayn]

Does it sound passive?

[Matt]

A little like, she's still not.

[Zayn]

I.

[Matt]

Or I think it could be like, oh, and we wish Mariah was here. Or like, and Mariah's here, but it sounds lame.

[Zayn]

And Mariah's not here. We wish she was here.

[Heath]

And I'm Matt, and I'm mad.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah. I think we have to like. Or it keeps thinking like it's going to happen.

[Heath]

Right?

[Matt]

Yeah. It gets my hopes.

[Zayn]

I don't know.

[Heath]

That my wife's not here.

[Zayn]

I think it's fun is enough. Mariah would have loved that.

[Matt]

Okay. I'm fine.

[Zayn]

I think we're fine with it. I' she doesn't edit these anymore. Well, she would approve it if she knew that. Have you. Has she seen the intro lately? No, she's, like, fully. She has ballet herself out. I would have years to go.

[Matt]

Speaking of hiccups, though, I feel like I'm coming down with the damn cold. I feel it. I know it. It happened.

[Heath]

Mental. Don't say it.

[Matt]

You think so?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Who the are you kissing?

[Heath]

Mind over matter.

[Matt]

I don't know. I think it's just like all the whole long weekend and being in Denver, it's like, catching up with me. I. It was like last Night, we're watching a movie and I felt like, kind of a sore throat coming on or like a dusty nasal back area. I'm like, something's off. I feel like I'm getting a cold. And then in the middle of the night, I felt a sore throat coming on. And that. Because I haven't.

[Zayn]

Oh, because you have that.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

What's it called?

[Matt]

If I get strep, I get psoriasis. And that was just like, this cannot be happening. And I have a new mouth guard. That's one of those. It's not a full mouth guard. It's just the front.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

The little bumper.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's a little bumper. But with that, though, I feel like it's, like, opening up my mouth a bit.

[Heath]

You're getting some air in.

[Matt]

Breathing through my mouth. And in the middle of the night, I didn't tape my mouth, so I was only breathing through my nose. But then I felt like that made it worse because that means the air is coming right down to the back of the throat.

[Zayn]

I feel like. You should get this. I just bought. It's like a. It's this machine that you put over your mouth and nose and.

[Heath]

A sleep apnea machine.

[Zayn]

It's. No, no, it's for, like, sinus sickness if you lose your voice. Literally. Like, it's. It'll had a list of eight things, and I was like, oh, this looks good. And also, I also bought it.

[Heath]

You sleep with it?

[Zayn]

No, I. I bought, like. So it just arrived, like, yesterday. I opened it today because I had to use it for today. Yeah. And I used it today, and I was like, oh, damn. I can use this every day. This. This, like, it clears you out. It clears.

[Heath]

It's the vix.

[Zayn]

Yeah. It's like. It's like a big thing. Yeah. I don't know if you.

[Heath]

You're supposed to be using it every in.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it was very nice.

[Matt]

Like what singers use before they, like, go on stage.

[Zayn]

Exactly. Which is why I bought it. Because I was singing today.

[Matt]

I was up in the stew.

[Zayn]

I was up in the sp Today.

[Heath]

New album release.

[Zayn]

A whole. A whole album. Okay. No, I imagine. No, it's. I'm. I'm. I'm putting out a song.

[Matt]

Shut up.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

With somebody or just you?

[Zayn]

With somebody. You're going to die.

[Matt]

Somebody we know? Will I not know until you know them?

[Zayn]

No, you know them really well. You ready?

[Matt]

Are you going to bleep it out or.

[Zayn]

We have. No, no, I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now.

[Matt]

All right, who?

[Zayn]

It's me and Miss Juicy, baby. Doing a do.

[Matt]

Shut up, you and Miss Juicy. Is she coming out here? Are you guys doing it from coast to coast?

[Zayn]

I flew. I flew Buki out here.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

No.

[Zayn]

Everything. Everything's covered. I took care of everything.

[Matt]

I'm like the queen of Atlanta.

[Zayn]

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[Matt]

It's.

[Zayn]

It could be a little too, like, sense. I don't know. I was just like, I don't think she'll say yes.

[Matt]

Wait, did you say this over text her or did you send her, like, a voice?

[Zayn]

Oh, no, no, it was straight over text. It was like, hey, I have this really funny idea that I wanted to do with you and let me know how you feel about it. I sent her the video. She said yes, but I know she didn't see the video because she, like, hit me up a couple days later. She was like, wait, don't make me look like a fool. What's the song?

[Matt]

I was like, yeah, I literally.

[Zayn]

I replied to my. The video. I was like, it's this video. Watch it. And then she watched it and she was like, oh, that's funny. But then later on, she was like, wait a second, what are we doing? I was like, what?

[Matt]

Wait, did you send her, like, a sample or like a. A mood board?

[Zayn]

No, I sent her. It was very clear. It was very. I was like, we're doing this.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

And I think. I think she was just like, maybe a little confused, but she's on board. Down 100.

[Heath]

She gets here in a few days.

[Zayn]

She gets here in A few days.

[Matt]

Oh, my. Is she staying here?

[Zayn]

She's not saying here. We put her up in a hotel.

[Matt]

Okay, good.

[Zayn]

She does.

[Matt]

She.

[Zayn]

She needs her own privacy.

[Heath]

Wait, and part of me.

[Matt]

If you already said this, who's producing it?

[Zayn]

Oh, someone from our team. From. From our management team.

[Matt]

Okay, dope.

[Zayn]

But I'm also, like. I'm producing, directing it.

[Matt]

Like, I'm think you're going to be able to get it done, like, in a day or, like.

[Zayn]

So by the time this comes out, we've already shot the music video.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Zayn]

Yeah. By the time this comes out.

[Matt]

And do we have a set date on when we're going to drop it?

[Zayn]

No, I.

[Matt]

It's.

[Zayn]

It's. We're definitely trying to push out just as soon as possible. There's no, like, I'm not trying to get it out on a specific day or stuff, like, whenever it's ready.

[Matt]

But the stuff on Spotify have to be, like, cleared ahead of time.

[Zayn]

Yes. Two weeks.

[Matt]

Two weeks.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it has. You have to. There's a license you have to get, which we have to get. I told him yesterday. I was like, hey, let's make sure we get this. I. I don't think they were. We were doing it yet because, like, I feel like once you, like, record it in the studio, you're like, okay, now it's time.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Because you're not really sure.

[Matt]

Oh, that's why you were texting me. That one's stuff. I don't want to say. What?

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, I didn't tell you. I was like, hey, which picture do you like best?

[Matt]

I thought you were going to Lollapalooza with a Miss Juicy flag. Okay.

[Zayn]

I. I sent him. I sent him, like, multiple pictures. I'm like, hey, which picture do you like the best? Like, with no context, and it's just like this. I was like, I like that one too, because everybody knows that picture. But I was like, but I feel like the other one might, like, it might hit better in, like, in the video. So we'll see. I'm so. Like, the past videos I've done, I just. I. I was so scared to put it out because I. I feel like, oh, my God, it's gonna look so bad. It's gonna be so cringey. Whatever. Which it could be this time. But I'm like, now I'm just like.

[Heath]

Yeah, I'm just having fun with it.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I'm just having fun with it because I feel like I think I overthink too much. Yeah, now I'M just like let' it and then. And push it and look, if people like. If people like. People don't. People don't whatever. But it's like we both think it's really funny.

[Heath]

Good.

[Zayn]

And we're just gonna have fun with it.

[Heath]

That's how you do. We have a big problem with analysis paralysis where we just overanalyze everything and it makes us just like not finish it because we like think too much.

[Zayn]

We never post.

[Heath]

I know, but like just do it.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Have fun. Do it. It's gonna be great. Just know the final product is going to be really good.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And just don't even think about it.

[Zayn]

We. He showed me a lot because he was working on. He. We were in the studio for me, we had a four hour session. After two hours he was done with my. With my entire thing. And it sounded pretty good. And he didn't like, he still needs a week and a half, two weeks to like master it, fine tune it. And it like sounded pretty good. Not just me without. He obviously he was stacking my voice. Obviously that's what like what they do. But it sounded pretty good. And then when she was doing.

[Heath]

When she gets here, she has to record her audio.

[Zayn]

Her audio which I will 100 be present for because I need to. I need to just like listen to her.

[Heath]

I also want headphones.

[Zayn]

I also want to do like ad lib with her.

[Matt]

I want to like do Juicy Hazy.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

Ready to make a hit. You know, I already have like a.

[Zayn]

Teaser plan in my head where like it's.

[Matt]

It's miss Juicy baby.

[Zayn]

Or just like. Or imagine her saying like, like I haven't sung in a long time. I was like, it up Juicy. It's just so I just. Yeah. I hope she has a lot of fun with it and I just hope she's comfortable.

[Matt]

Yeah. I have so many questions for her. So. Yeah, it's Little Women of Atlanta still going on.

[Zayn]

You know what? You know what, Matt? We should. I feel like we should bring her on.

[Matt]

Yeah. Just a little catch up.

[Heath]

We need a refresh.

[Matt]

Yeah, definitely.

[Zayn]

But you know what?

[Matt]

I might be out of town.

[Zayn]

You'll be gone, so we'll. We'll save it.

[Matt]

No, I mean, you guys can have.

[Zayn]

We could also. We could also have her. We could have her come back.

[Matt]

Yeah, for sure.

[Zayn]

We can ever come back. We'll ever come back. When it's out for pr. I'm giving her pr. But it's my video.

[Heath]

You guys rent out like one of those big nice movie theaters. Just to play the. The music video one time through.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

I give her. Give her, like, a whole, like, red carpet moment, you know? She deserves that.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, she. Yeah, it was.

[Zayn]

Well, should we just set it up in the house?

[Matt]

You can step and repeat, like, all of that. She'd be down. Well, yeah, she'd be down.

[Zayn]

That'd be great. And you could. And, like, you could, like, you could cheat it in the living room. You could make it look really good.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Just. Just white everything. Make everything white out, and it'll look like.

[Matt]

I also wanted to go visit her in Atlanta, so.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

Because she's the queen of Atlanta. I bet everywhere she goes, she is, like.

[Heath]

She's running. Like, running.

[Zayn]

But you know what?

[Matt]

I want to be part of her posse.

[Zayn]

I feel like now she just, like, doesn't even. She's just like, I'm gonna stay home. Like, you know, like, she probably can't go out. Just everybody recognizes it.

[Matt]

I know. I bet it is.

[Zayn]

She's tired. She's probably tired.

[Matt]

Y. Yeah. If she has to appear somewhere, she's getting paid. Oh.

[Zayn]

Oh, absolutely. She's getting paid.

[Matt]

Definitely.

[Zayn]

Yeah. No, we. We had. We had to pay her for her presence for, like, whatever you want. Juice.

[Matt]

I've always wanted to go to her house. I want to go to, like, Ms. Juicy's house.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

I want her to host me.

[Zayn]

I think she's multiple times. Like, I think when she, like, around the time she was here, she, like, invited us multiple times.

[Matt]

She did. She's. Okay. I didn't scream that. You mean that? Because I'll take you up on that.

[Zayn]

Yeah, no, she. She, like, would love for us to visit.

[Matt]

Okay, cool. That. Well, that's exciting.

[Heath]

It's not far from Nashville.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

I watch. I watch her lives all the time. I'll watch her live for, like, a few minutes, and all of a sudden, it'll pop up. Ms. Juicy Baby requests you to come live, but I don't know how.

[Heath]

Oh, she sees you and wants you to pop in with her.

[Zayn]

I don't go live, but, like, does it. Like, does everyone.

[Matt]

You follow somebody. If you follow each other and you enter the chat, they get a little notification like, hey, your friend is. Which I always get a little, like. Like, chat shy.

[Zayn]

I know when I see somebody. I know.

[Matt]

I just keep it on that live now mode. I don't, like, enter it because.

[Heath]

Or it's like the first one right before stories, and you're trying to just start the first story, and then you jump into somebody's live and there's like, nobody in it. And you pop in for a second and then they see you leave. I'm like, I wish I didn't just do that.

[Zayn]

Oh, he. There was a good, like, three weeks on Tick Tock where I would go through lives and I would. I was just so bored. Where I was like, sing the national anthem. Like, I'll just. I'll just. And now half of the time, they'll just be like, okay. It's so crazy. Just like. Like putting something in the chat. And they do it. It's like, oh, my God, this is real.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

Have you been accidentally reposting things on Instagram?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

Oh, my. It's so. Dude, it's so easy.

[Heath]

Swipe from the middle of my screen and if you hold it for a second. Reposted.

[Zayn]

You don't. You haven't seen it yet.

[Matt]

I've seen the repost button, but now I'm like, okay, so it's.

[Zayn]

It's the, like, it's Comet, I think it's like, something. And then the repost. If you're scrolling and you lightly tap it, that post is now on your. Is now on everybody's feed that follow you. And it says that Matt shared this post. So imagine you scrolling something and there's a. Like, a post that's just like, you.

[Matt]

Just do something insignificant or you're just a random person years ago or anything.

[Zayn]

But just like, bad. Or like.

[Matt]

Yeah, well, Instagram those reels, though. Like how it says, oh, your friend like this reel.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You got to be real careful with your Instagram reel.

[Heath]

Like, yes, you can also through the liked reels.

[Matt]

Yes. Like, I see a buddy like, something, and it's like, oh, buddy, I see that you like this, but if I was one of your, like, fellow employees or something, and I saw that you're liking this dark meme or something.

[Zayn]

Yeah. You could get very. Hold on. You can see everything that he likes, like, in one go. Or just like, there's like a little.

[Matt]

Bubble next to the light. I know that it's like, hey, your friend like this.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Sometimes I'm like, we don't need that bubble.

[Heath]

It'll give you a whole real feed of just videos that your friends have.

[Matt]

Like, I have seen that.

[Zayn]

But you know what? It's not like, it's nothing new. Like, we all know if we like something. Your. Your. Your name is on the list. It's like, you know, it's nothing new. So the bubbles don't really mean anything.

[Matt]

Correct.

[Zayn]

Right. I guess you still like will find them if you press the.

[Heath]

Yeah, but you would just happen to randomly run across those.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Now you have it all catered and you can see exactly so easily.

[Zayn]

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[Heath]

But also I've been like judging what my friends are liking on reels where.

[Matt]

I'm like, oh, me too.

[Zayn]

Really?

[Heath]

That got you.

[Matt]

Oh, out of humor.

[Zayn]

I judge.

[Matt]

Oh, you think that.

[Zayn]

Oh, that really makes you laugh.

[Matt]

That was something.

[Zayn]

Double clap that. Come on on. Yeah, come on.

[Matt]

Or, like, yeah. Or you have friends who, like, send you memes that they think are funny.

[Zayn]

And you're like, oh, when you send it, that's because that's a big stamp of approval.

[Matt]

Send. If you're sending a friend a meme, it has to be something that you think they find funny because you've had.

[Heath]

Previous conversations about that and you've made jokes before, and you're like, this is something that goes along with.

[Zayn]

It's just, you know, sense of humor, though.

[Matt]

Like, you know, this made me laugh. Therefore, it's gonna make all my buddies laugh because I found it funn. It's crazy. Tone that millennial side of you.

[Zayn]

No, no, no.

[Matt]

You're looking a little silly.

[Zayn]

It is crazy. Like, every time, like, I, like, there's a post that I find funny. I'm like, okay, this one is worth it to send. Yeah, I'm going to go press the little. Little corner, like, arrow thing. I'm like, I scroll through. I'm like, who's going to like it? Danielle, Matt, Mariah. Yeah, it's like, it's. It's crazy how it's a math. You, like, know exactly who this is catered to.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, it's beautiful. Mariah meme, dude. Like, we have this specific humor.

[Zayn]

Yeah. It's. You know, exactly what.

[Matt]

You know. One thing I hate, though, if this. I think this is more. I've seen boomers do it. I don't see, like, millennials do it that much, but if you do, I'm like, what are you doing? It's like a party. Oh. Walking around on live. Like, at a hangout. Like, we were just. I swear on, like, her family vacation. My uncle was, like, on Facebook live, walking around. Hey, guys, say hi. And it's like, I think he's just recording a home video, which is fine. Yeah, we're live. Like, you gotta tell people you're going live before they don't get it.

[Zayn]

Live is. No, like, people think that. Oh, you only tell people if you're, like, an influencer. It's like, no, I think any. Anybody needs to be all alerted if you're live. It's just like, you're telling every. You're telling everybody that is watching you exactly where you are.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Do not know who you are.

[Heath]

Dangerous.

[Zayn]

Crazy. Did you guys see the album art for Taylor Swift's thing? Everyone.

[Matt]

She released it.

[Zayn]

Yeah, look, it's all over Times Square.

[Matt]

What does it look like?

[Zayn]

It's her on a teal. Like, I don't know. You know, I don't know, like the. The. The science behind. Behind Taylor Swift's. But okay, that's it right there. I like it.

[Matt]

Okay. Oh, pardon us. We're a little late if. Because this episode's coming out.

[Zayn]

What does the. What does the letters remind you of? It reminds me of something.

[Heath]

It looks like a murder mystery. Yes, it looks like a murder mystery, but like a murder documentary series type.

[Matt]

Type.

[Zayn]

I don't know which one, though. Is it. Is it Dexter?

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Yes. It looks just like the Dexter font.

[Zayn]

Taylor Swift. I didn't know you're a fan of Dexter. I. And you know what? I bet you she did, like. She, like, watched Dexter all.

[Heath]

There's something about it.

[Zayn]

There's something. She's a serial killer.

[Matt]

It looks kind of Y2K poppy looking to me.

[Zayn]

I think that's her. That's her best album cover.

[Matt]

I think so.

[Zayn]

Yeah. That's my favorite one I've ever seen.

[Matt]

Is the best Taylor Swift album cover. I mean, all of them are very sign of the times. Like, some of them feel very, like 2015 and stuff.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I would say. I don't know, I like red or Speak now. I don't know. What am I talking about? I hate lover.

[Zayn]

I thought. I hate Taylor Swift. I was like, watch yourself.

[Matt]

1989. That's. That's the best one. The reputation. I. With the reputation.

[Zayn]

I. I. Have you ever been to a Taylor Swift concert?

[Matt]

No. Don't bring it up in front of you.

[Zayn]

I know you don't listen to her, but, like, it is. It is a sight.

[Heath]

No, I've heard it's insane.

[Zayn]

It's insane. I like. It is unbelievable.

[Matt]

No artist that, like, level of spectacle.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it's insane.

[Matt]

Okay, well, good for Taylor. Now we know and it won't do. We. We still don't know the release date, though. I feel like all the numeral at what?

[Zayn]

October 3rd.

[Matt]

October 3rd.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Matt]

That's the mean girls date, right?

[Zayn]

Yeah, on October 3rd.

[Matt]

He asked me what day it is.

[Zayn]

So it's got. There's got to be something with that, right?

[Matt]

October 3rd.

[Heath]

First song on the album.

[Matt]

Mean Girl. Who knows? Or it's. Or it's what?

[Zayn]

Aaron. Is that his name?

[Matt]

Aaron Travis?

[Zayn]

No, the guy. The guy in Mean Girls. What's his name?

[Matt]

Oh, Aaron Samuels.

[Zayn]

Oh, yes.

[Matt]

Aaron. Yeah. Okay.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her last lover, Aaron. I don't know.

[Matt]

I think so. Maybe it could be.

[Zayn]

I'm just. I'm trying to get. I'm trying to be part of the Taylor Swift call.

[Heath]

Getting in with it. He's trying.

[Zayn]

He's got it, ladies. Send me some, like. Send me some, like, mystery Taylor Swift, like, puzzles. I'd love to solve it with you.

[Heath]

Puzzles.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Me.

[Matt]

She dropped it. Okay. That's exciting.

[Zayn]

And me, when I listen, I'm gonna drop it too.

[Heath]

Drop that ass low.

[Zayn]

Yeah, drop that ass on the floor. Scrape. Poop stain.

[Heath]

It's poop stain.

[Zayn]

It's poop stain.

[Heath]

I'm having a really rough day.

[Zayn]

What's wrong, Heath? I. I heard hiccups. Peeing on. Not on command. What's the.

[Heath]

I'm hurting. You remember how I told you about my fall?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

That I said, like, I messed something up and, like, I knew it was really bad. So it's been like a few weeks now of just like, I can't bend my back. It's been, like, excruciating in the back.

[Matt]

Lower back, upper back, lower back.

[Heath]

Like, about like.

[Matt]

Does it feel one sided or right? The middle.

[Heath]

Right in the center and then a little to the left.

[Matt]

Ooh.

[Heath]

So just that whole lower area was like. It felt like it was just compacted. I couldn't. I couldn't bend. Like. It still doesn't feel good.

[Matt]

Do.

[Heath]

I went and saw a specialist today.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

So I. Turns out I did slip a disc.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

So he basically went in between, like, each vertebrae and was, like, prying and, like, creating space between them and, like, literally moving my spine around. And like, he worked on my back for an hour. And it was the most painful thing I've ever felt.

[Zayn]

Is that. Is this the guy with a long hair?

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

Oh, my. It's a torture chamber, this guy. It.

[Heath]

He's amazing.

[Matt]

A chiropractor.

[Zayn]

What is he calls himself. What does he say?

[Heath]

I don't remember, but it's like, he's.

[Zayn]

Like, I'm not a chiropractor. I'm a guru.

[Heath]

No, it's basically. He looks like a.

[Zayn]

Something like that. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Really, really good at what he does. And, like, he's really good. He fixed my sciatica as well.

[Zayn]

Mine too.

[Heath]

And then as he was working on my back, he started coming up higher. Apparently I had a rib that was out of place as well.

[Matt]

Oh, no. That he can tell all by feeling you.

[Heath]

And then he was like, does your rib hurt? In the, like, the back of my ribs, I guess, was like.

[Matt]

Something was like your intercostal muscles or.

[Heath]

Something was wrong with, like, the rib placement. So he worked on that too. And that hurts so bad. And then he did this thing that, like, I was on my back and he Started pushing into my stomach really, really far and hard. And he was fixing my back from inside my stomach. And I could feel it radiating through my back. But, like, dude, his hand was like, in you.

[Matt]

He went.

[Zayn]

You know the matrix. And he goes in for.

[Heath]

To get the bullet, dude. He went between, like, all of my. Like, I felt him, like, moving things aside and he was. He had his whole hand inside of me.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

And it. As soon as he started pushing on it through my body went like, ice cold and numb. And it felt like every single blood vessel and nerve every. Everywhere in my body just went and released.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Heath]

It was the craziest sensation I've ever felt.

[Matt]

So.

[Heath]

Went ice cold.

[Zayn]

So what are you feeling right now?

[Heath]

My legs. My legs and all the nerve endings and everything still feel a little bit, like, cool. Immediate mobility, Immediate release.

[Zayn]

Wow.

[Heath]

And it was. It was insane. I, like, could not believe it. I feel so much better right now. I'm just, like, sore from, like, what he had to do. But I. I cannot believe people know the body so well that they can feel something under your skin that they know is off or wrong.

[Zayn]

It is so crazy they can do that.

[Heath]

It's, like, unbelievable. But, dude, highly recommend this dude if you ever have any issues. Like his name. Don. I wish I knew his last name. I. I don't remember. I don't know his last name.

[Matt]

It's just. Don't. We'll put it maybe in the.

[Zayn]

He got really lucky. He. He took you in.

[Heath]

Yeah, he's booked out for weeks usually.

[Zayn]

He's booked out weeks.

[Matt]

Nice.

[Zayn]

Insane.

[Heath]

He apparently, like, got. He used to do Joe Rogan all the time, apparently. And then Joe Rogan.

[Matt]

Work on Joe Rogan. Not like on the pod. Okay.

[Heath]

No, no. And Joe, I guess, was like, shouting him out because he, like, was being healed by this guy.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Heath]

So then he ended up getting like, a bunch of business and stuff like that.

[Zayn]

Oh, I wonder.

[Heath]

Very, very nice guy.

[Zayn]

That's where Todd.

[Heath]

Maybe that's probably why, but insane that he was able to like, like, see me and fix that. I just, like. I'm so impressed by people that have skills and talents to do that stuff.

[Zayn]

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[Heath]

Just like he gave me, he gave me some stretches. He was like, the biggest thing is just like drink water right now. You're going to be severely dehydrated. You need to get fluid within your joints, your vertebrae. Like you need that lubricant, anti inflammatory. And then he gave me like a couple like topical creams and things like that.

[Zayn]

Did he give it to you like today? Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say I have the same one he gave me too, if you wanted.

[Heath]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, he. I just saw him right before we started recording.

[Matt]

Oh, nice. Like.

[Heath]

Massage bed. And then also this kind of just like stool thing.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

That he was like working around on.

[Zayn]

It was a little scary when he walked in, right? Because it was like all. It was very dark, dude.

[Heath]

I didn't know if I got the right spot.

[Zayn]

Dude. I was so scared when I was.

[Heath]

In another room and I was waiting for a couple minutes and I was like. I felt like I walked into somebody's apartment. I'm like, I really hope I got this right.

[Zayn]

It was dark. Like you're walking, you're like, hello. No, it's vibey.

[Heath]

Like he's just got. It's like a little zen stuff.

[Matt]

Do you have to small talk or does he just focus?

[Zayn]

No, no, he goes right into it.

[Heath]

Just goes right into it.

[Matt]

That's why I go to stretch labs now until like, get stretched out, like, every week. Try muscle Lab, which I. Oh, maybe.

[Zayn]

I want to gatekeep it.

[Matt]

My only thing is 50 minutes. And you're not there to relax. You're there to, like, stretch. But it's just, like, it's the small talk that, like, I'm a little. I wish I. Maybe I. Maybe I could tell. Hey, I don't want to talk.

[Zayn]

No, Matt, this is what you do. You don't. Like when you sit there, close your eyes.

[Matt]

Yeah, I do.

[Zayn]

But anytime I close my eyes, they. Yeah, they're like.

[Matt]

But I have to communicate once it hits it on the seventh scale per stretch. Like, I have to let them know. Yep. That I'm feeling it now. So it's in that it's every time. So. And they have to tell me things, so I get through it. But it's 50 minutes. I wish I did 25 minute one.

[Zayn]

I do, like, I do give the conversation at least the first 10 minutes. I think it's respectful. I think everyone should do that. But, like, after 10, when it keeps going, like, okay.

[Heath]

But it's just made me, like, to. It made me realize, like, I. I genuinely do want to start taking care of my body more and, like, really focusing on stretching because I want to be able to run around with my kid, you know, do some somersaults.

[Matt]

Yeah. Be a limber dad. Yeah. No problems.

[Heath]

Because the way I feel and have been feeling, just my back and knees are so wrecked from just years of trauma or whatever. Like, I really want to start focusing on it.

[Zayn]

Yeah. If you can. Like, I. Right now, I do mayo and. And stretching.

[Heath]

Yeah. You told me every single week.

[Matt]

What's mayo?

[Zayn]

It's pretty much like a deep tissue massage, but it's not, like, as relaxed. It's not relaxing like a deep tissue massage. It's very, like, recovery.

[Matt]

Yeah. And rehabilitation.

[Zayn]

Yeah, rehabilitation for your. For your legs, your back, your neck. Like, just making sure it's just everything it's taken care of. It's, like, oiled up. It's like oil in your car. Like, you just got to keep it. It take care of your body. Yeah. Like, when I do that every week, I don't get hurt ever. Like, I don't get hurt, but then when I miss it for, like, three weeks, I'll notice. I start hearing like, I. Because I haven't stretched, and it's like, it correlates. So, like, quickly make it a habit.

[Matt]

Like, whenever I'm just watching something on tv, I'm like, I can just stretch on the Ground right now.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And watch tv. But like you, it's just making that a habit.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Of just stretching.

[Heath]

My mom would do these. She'd be laying on the couch sideways like this. She'd be doing this nice.

[Zayn]

80S.

[Matt]

The blue with like the red ball. Those were everywhere. There's always some new little fitness gimmick that I'm always like, do I need that? Or like I see them on Tik Tok. Like those chest pumper things.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Or you see the guys with the peg boards and they're like, this is how to get this body perfect.

[Heath]

Push up board.

[Matt]

And it looks cheap looking. It looks like it's made out of plastic. It feels like even if I put my body weight, it would just crack.

[Zayn]

The one Alicia and Remy had us wearing. Like for the, for the chin. It's. It was one. It was one that you like attached to a wall. And then you're like.

[Heath]

And you put this like ball gag in your mouth and you like bite it and you like.

[Matt]

It's like, that's like give you tmj. I don't trust anything. That's like a jaw exercise machine. No, there's one that I see at the gym all the time. And now I've been seeing them on the Tick Tock shop. Like vibrating plates and stuff. Apparently they were called the power plate. And it looks easy. You're just telling me I gotta stand on a thing, press a button and it just shakes.

[Heath]

Probably good for blood flow.

[Matt]

I heard it's good for constipation too.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

I'm not constipated, but I. A woman was raving about it, like online, how it can just get your body moving. And I'm like, okay, maybe I need a little vibration.

[Zayn]

Yeah, no, it's. It's like, to me, it does sound really good for your body. Like, imagine it's almost like a. A theragun.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

Yes. The whole body makes sense.

[Matt]

Shakes your little tension loose.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So I'm open to trying.

[Zayn]

I agree. I. I think, think that actually works. It's like, there's something. It looks right.

[Matt]

I'm just worried I'm gonna hit him. Like. And everyone at the gym just like, take it easy.

[Zayn]

That's a good one to have in the house.

[Heath]

You know the, the little matte Matt's things they got at Disney for your feet? They're like, they look like shoes. And you put your feet on it and they just vibrate really, really aggressively to wear.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like a lot of theme parks have them. You put like one coin in. And then it's like.

[Matt]

It's like a foot massage.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's. They call it.

[Zayn]

Oh, it's for people that, like, are tired from walking.

[Heath]

Yeah. It, like, gets your blood flow going back in your feet and you feel.

[Matt]

Just kind of revives. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

I never seen that. Good.

[Heath]

You should do it.

[Zayn]

It's like, where would they have those at the park?

[Heath]

Literally everywhere. And as soon as I'm saying this now, next time you go, you'll notice it. It's one of those things you walk by because you, like. You would never even notice it. But, like, when you do it. Oof. They're really. It's just. Yep, that's it.

[Zayn]

What the.

[Heath]

You just sit on it, you put your feet on it, and it just shakes aggressively.

[Zayn]

That's insane.

[Heath]

I mean, it's only a dollar.

[Zayn]

A dollar.

[Matt]

Are you a type of person, though, if you're in the airport and you see, like, a massage chair, you're gonna go put in a dollar and get it?

[Heath]

Sometimes I do.

[Zayn]

No.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. Patricia gets so excited, and I'm like, I am not sitting on.

[Zayn]

I think the chairs are.

[Matt]

They don't even look clean.

[Zayn]

If I'm doing. If I'm doing a massage, I'm doing the one where you, like. You sit like this. This, like. And then somebody gives you a massage. Like I'm doing. Only if it's like, hand. I'm not doing.

[Matt]

No, like a chair massage.

[Zayn]

If you want a massage, go. Go to the nail salon. All their chairs have.

[Heath]

No, but there's some really good massage chairs.

[Zayn]

Because he worked at Brookstone, that's why.

[Heath]

Those things were unbelievable.

[Matt]

Massage chairs look hideous. They look tacky.

[Zayn]

Very tacky.

[Matt]

Different colors. They're all, like, black. They look like Vader would sit in. They look like gaming. They look like.

[Zayn]

They look like they're supposed to, like, move. Like a roll. Like. Oh, you know. You know, Wally, it looks like you look.

[Matt]

It seems just like. Oh, of course they have it. What's the word? Sedentary. Like someone who doesn't seem like they move a lot. I gotta say it.

[Heath]

It's too big.

[Zayn]

It's too big. Look at that.

[Matt]

It's not a toy, kids. That's grandpa's massage chair.

[Heath]

And now they. Now they got the Lamborghini, like, branded ones. Have you seen those?

[Zayn]

Let me see that one.

[Heath]

There's, like, Ferrari brand aid where they try to.

[Zayn]

Okay. Does it look good? Okay. Okay.

[Heath]

All right.

[Zayn]

I'd want that. My garage, I think in the garage. That looks good. Put that right next to your simulator.

[Heath]

Like it looks like an exoskeleton, like video game, robot machine.

[Matt]

I just hope the rest of you got to commit to the theme for the rest of the room.

[Zayn]

But yeah, it's a garage toy. Yeah, I think it's a great garage like piece for like I can imagine with those lights that you have on the top, top. The vibe with the cars, it's very futuristic.

[Heath]

Yes, but those are the good ones, unfortunately. The more slim, low profile, kind of like cool looking ones that you could get away with having in a home normally probably sucks.

[Zayn]

Terrible, terrible.

[Heath]

But like them things when it squeezes your forearms, I've only, I've always wanted.

[Matt]

To lay down on one of those like not acupuncture beds, but it seems like they're.

[Zayn]

Oh, you lay on top of the needles, like plastic.

[Matt]

But there's like a bunch of like prickly things on it that are good for like pressure points.

[Zayn]

And this is not the same thing as when you lay on your stomach and they, they put it in your back.

[Matt]

No, no, not. That's like proper acupuncture. I'm saying it's this like, it always looks like it's this Asian style mat that like has all of. It looks like it would hurt to walk on it looks like it would be a bunch of Lego pieces, that type of vibe. But you lay on it and it's just.

[Heath]

Have you seen the foot mat that you're supposed to stand on?

[Matt]

I think those can be used in both ways.

[Heath]

Yeah. So very similar to that type where you would like train yourself to be able to stand on it barefoot. And it's like supposed to strengthen your feet muscle and be like really good for you or whatever.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm open to trying it. It's just, it's that thing of buying something and you're like, am I really gonna. I like the idea of it more than I actually get it. And then I never use it.

[Zayn]

I am getting better with like not just buying it because it looks good in the moment. Like I'm really, I'm. I'm getting much better at it.

[Heath]

Like, am I really gonna use this?

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

I always have to think about it. They always say like, you can put it in your car part, but think about it. And if two or three weeks or even a month go by and you still want it.

[Heath]

I have a notes app on my phone for stuff like that. I just, it's titled like wish list I have. And I save all of the stuff that I think that I want. And then I go back and look at it and I'll be like, okay, no, I didn't need it. Good thing I didn't buy it. So I'll just like, I let it build up for like a few months and then I'll go through and I'll just be like, okay, okay, yeah, I still like it. I'll do it.

[Matt]

And then you get it.

[Heath]

Like there's a toolbox. I really want that. I'm still like, it's still in the, in the wish list, hasn't I haven't pulled the trigger yet.

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[Heath]

That you regret? Oh, that's a good question.

[Matt]

The most expensive thing that I really regret.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I regret how many Halloween Village pieces I bought. There's some.

[Zayn]

Okay. They're very pricey.

[Matt]

I wish I never bought the full package from someone's collection. I wish I never did that.

[Zayn]

And you know what? I. I like. I'm on your side on that because the Christmas one is just so good. Like, Christmas one is like, the Christmas village is like, you put that out every year, but, like, are you gonna put the Halloween out every year?

[Matt]

Maybe this year, that one. I did buy a Steam deck recently because I wanted to have, like, a portable gaming system. I'll say. I don't play it that much. I love the idea of it. I like the idea of buying games and getting excited about games, but I'm never playing it.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But I do do it occasionally.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Did you.

[Matt]

Oh, my whoop band.

[Heath]

I know. I know mine for sure.

[Matt]

I. I wish I bought a whoop band, thinking, oh, this is going to help me sleep. I'm going to know all of this. It. I feel like, gave me more anxiety constantly thinking about my stress levels, my sleep, all of it. I didn't need the damn metrics. And I bought the whole annual pass, do it on the monthly thing, and it was like 250 bucks. I don't. I'm done.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Done. Yeah, that's. Those are, like the ones you regret that you. You. You remember. What about you?

[Heath]

A long time ago, I think I was with you, actually, when I bought it. I think it was me, you and Scott, we went into the Gucci store when we were first starting to get a little bit of money, and I bought that jacket for like, 3,500 bucks. So stupid.

[Matt]

$3,500.

[Zayn]

So crazy. Do you still have it? Oh, no, but it's.

[Matt]

How much is it worth now, do you think, if you sold it?

[Heath]

No, it's.

[Zayn]

I mean, it's a good vintage. Vintage piece. Can you look it? Can you look it up?

[Heath]

Were. We were wasted on Rodeo Drive, and I was. I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking.

[Zayn]

Wait, was it a jean jacket?

[Heath]

Yeah, the denim jacket. I got really excited. I saw Scott buying stuff, and I was like, I want to be a part of it. And then like, yeah, it's. It's a gray has, like, patches on it.

[Zayn]

That's it right there. Second one.

[Heath]

That's it. I remember that.

[Zayn]

Oh, that was. That was heat when he was getting.

[Matt]

Canal Street New York. You see those everywhere. I kidding.

[Heath]

I'm kidding.

[Matt]

I know.

[Heath]

No, I literally. I put it on one time after I bought it, and I was like, who the am I? He's like, what am I doing?

[Zayn]

He. I think you should keep that one. It's kind of sick. Give it to your kid.

[Matt]

You have a child coming. I think we need to liquidate some assets just for security.

[Heath]

I. I could do my whole nursery for the yes.

[Matt]

Of that jacket.

[Zayn]

You could do so much.

[Matt]

The peace of mind. Just say.

[Zayn]

But how much could you, like, actually, you think sell that for probably $900?

[Heath]

No idea.

[Zayn]

That's not bad.

[Heath]

I bet that's it for sale. 2400.

[Matt]

Oh, wait. Oh, on what? Pre owned. Okay. No, then it still hold. It still hold value. But who on there is like.

[Zayn]

And I don't think anyone in Nashville is going to buy that. You'd have to sell that at a real re or something. Real. Real probably won't give you that much, though.

[Heath]

That's one that I always, always bothered me Bothered you. And I'll see it in my closet and I'll just be like, do you remember he.

[Zayn]

Do you remember this conversation? And I'm glad this is the jacket because this is the jacket you're wearing. When we had this conversation. Remember when we did that show with Grace Helbig?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

Yes. She had us come on there. She. We were outside and we were, like, about to go out. We were like, we were going to, like, drink and have.

[Heath]

I was wearing this jacket there.

[Zayn]

You're wearing this jacket, right? And I remember you were complaining about, like, so stupid. I can't believe I, like, spent. And then Grace Halvig goes was. You know, this doesn't like, this lifestyle does not last long. You can't, like, be spending money, stupid money like that on clothes like that.

[Matt]

Oh, she was trying to warn you.

[Zayn]

Yeah. She was like, you can't be spending your money like that. And like, I've. I remember that conversation a lot coming from. Great. Because we saw Grace helping us. Like, oh, my gosh. She's like OG YouTuber. She knows this.

[Matt]

She's been around the block.

[Zayn]

Been around the block. And I remember she was like, very judgmental about that jacket. You're like, why do you spend all that money on that jacket?

[Heath]

I've never bought anything designer like that ever again.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it was like a It was like a good conversation that we. That it, like, kind of just opened. I was like, you know what? It is very stupid.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

So I bought a Lamborghini Urus after that.

[Heath]

So I bought a dozen of them.

[Zayn]

So I. So I bought a Burberry jacket after that.

[Matt]

Speaking of jackets. Oh, my God. I don't think I've ever said this.

[Heath]

Did you buy a new jacket?

[Matt]

I have a confession to you.

[Heath]

Oh, did he.

[Zayn]

Did he take my jacket? Jacket?

[Matt]

Do you remember that? Remember that All Saints jacket you had?

[Zayn]

Which one?

[Matt]

Okay, good.

[Zayn]

No, I know it's because I have, like, quite a few.

[Matt]

Which you had. I think it was a denim All Saints jacket. Zayn, listen, this was 20. Oh, gosh.

[Heath]

I can't believe.

[Zayn]

I can't believe it. But you know what?

[Matt]

Listen, not surprised. Say, this was, I think I want to say 2016, 2017, back in the Warwick day days.

[Zayn]

Warwick. That's crazy. I got something.

[Matt]

I went to Warwick. There was a coat check. I checked in your coat, Zane. I left Warwick, and I never got the coat back.

[Heath]

Did you say you're.

[Zayn]

Did you tell me you're borrowing it and I just never saw it again?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Or you stole it and then.

[Matt]

No, I didn't steal it. I think it. No, it was. I think it was something where I went to, like, the Denny house. I needed a jacket because it was, like, kind of chilly out that night, and you were like, wear this jacket. Jacket. And you never asked about the jacket. But saying the j. I went back to Warwick and looked for it, and they didn't have it, man.

[Zayn]

No, you're. You're. You're. You're in luck, because if. If you came by was like, I need to borrow a jacket, and you were leaving and we didn't live together, I most likely gave you a jacket I didn't care about.

[Matt]

Okay. But I felt bad. I felt terrible. But no. Time went on. And you never asked about it.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You never were like, where's this jacket?

[Zayn]

It's because I didn't care about it, okay? It's either that or it did not look good on me. Fed on, man.

[Matt]

Also, wait. It also. It was like two weeks passed and one and I was thinking about the jacket, and I go, I left it there at the Warwick. And they had, like, donated. It was gone. It was gone.

[Heath]

But the thing is, I had to.

[Matt]

Get that off my chest.

[Zayn]

No, that's good. Thank you. You know what? Thank you for being honest.

[Heath]

Zayn also probably didn't know because he was also notorious for leaving Jackets at the club. Cuz you would. You would wear a nice jacket out and then you. You be in the club sweating and you be getting hot and then he, he. The amount of suit jackets and like that I've lost.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, you just got a bunch of bottoms and no tops to match them. Right.

[Heath]

Every single time. So that's probably. You just.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

It was just missing.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it's. It's crazy. You said Warwick. I literally just a week ago, I was at the gym and this guy comes in, he's like, hey, how are you doing? I obviously didn't recognize. I was like, hey, how are you doing? What's your name? He's like, oh, my God. You probably don't remember me. I'm the. I used to own Warwick. You guys would come all the time. I was like, oh, my God. Like, Warwick was nine years ago, eight years. Like, when were we going to Warwick?

[Matt]

It was the spot. Is it still there?

[Zayn]

No, it's okay.

[Heath]

I think it turned into something else. And then that new place closed.

[Matt]

That was the type of club I liked. It was actually a fun club, like a douchey club. It was like a lounge, but a club.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You had the whole experience.

[Zayn]

What was it? Warwick Wednesdays.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Crazy.

[Matt]

Terrible. Up your week would be. You'd be.

[Zayn]

You feel like until Friday night. And you're like, all right, let's go.

[Matt]

It was terrible.

[Zayn]

What a crazy lifestyle we had. We were just like, we're gonna drink tonight. Monday.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Like we. It was just like every night. We're like, let's go to Saddle Ranch. We're gonna drink tonight.

[Heath]

Every night, baby.

[Zayn]

We like. I don't know what it was. I loved being hang hungover back then. It was just.

[Heath]

It wasn't the same, dude. I could drink all day, day, go to sleep, trashed, wake up the next morning and just be good to go.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

All right, let's run it back. That was fun.

[Zayn]

It's. It felt. It felt right.

[Heath]

We were unstoppable and we looked so.

[Zayn]

Good for drinking every day.

[Heath]

It showed.

[Zayn]

No, it is. It like after seeing that type of change, I'm like, oh, everybody can actually look good. You just got to take care of yourself yourself.

[Heath]

It's kind of. He's kind of.

[Zayn]

No, it really. It truly like seeing myself when I was. When I was like 20, 24, I like cannot believe how terrible I looked. I thought it was just going to go down from there because I'm like, oh, this. Like, I already passed my peak.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

I think I look so Much better right now than what I look like from ages 19 to 28. It's like crazy.

[Matt]

Yeah. You're taking care of yourself.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it feels great.

[Matt]

I just wish I started earlier too.

[Zayn]

I know. It's like.

[Matt]

Like some people who just have these bodies that have just. They've been working on since the day they hit puberty and they just set for life. It's just.

[Zayn]

And they. And they can like, they can. They can lose themselves for months and still.

[Matt]

Still get back. They did the foundation. It was right there.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Bradley Martin got his like finger cut off or something.

[Zayn]

What?

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

It happened like just yesterday in the.

[Matt]

Gym or like the whole finger cut off.

[Heath]

I forget what happened. Something. Yeah, it just happened like yesterday I said saw.

[Matt]

Oh boy.

[Heath]

I forget what they said he was doing, but. Yeah, something. He like lost his pinky or something like that.

[Zayn]

Lost his pinky.

[Heath]

There's a. A clip of Rampage Jackson talking about it. I guess he was with them when it happened.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Oh, loading dirt bike.

[Heath]

That's what it was.

[Zayn]

That sucks. Oh my God.

[Matt]

Quickly.

[Heath]

Something can happen like that that you're just like.

[Zayn]

You're just. Your whole life now is just like. You are fingerless. You have to like just manage that now.

[Matt]

I guess I'd rather. Out of all the fingers you could lose.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Pinky would probably be the best one too.

[Matt]

Cuz I think. Yeah. A pinky. I don't think spot like. Oh, you don't have your pinky more than like. But one that's gone. But it's like halfway.

[Zayn]

It's pretty like.

[Matt]

Yeah. I guess it kind of, you know. Yeah. Your grip though. Because the pinky kind of keeps everything balanced.

[Heath]

Balances the phone underneath too. When you're like.

[Zayn]

Oh. Oh, you're right. I hope it's not as. I hope it's not his dominant hand.

[Matt]

O. Probably it was if he was grabbing the dirt bike wrong. Damn. He didn't even cry or react to it. I actually. It's weird. As you get older, it's the stuff of pain. When you're a kid, you cry over like pain and I feel like as you get older.

[Heath]

He's probably more pissed than anything.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Are you freaking kidding me?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Dan. This sucks.

[Matt]

Especially for his whole fitness career.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I guess that's such a huge thing. It just sets you back.

[Heath]

I remember I closed my finger on a car door and I fainted.

[Matt]

Oh my God.

[Zayn]

Which finger?

[Heath]

I forget what finger it was, but I was working on the car with my dad and the spring for my. My back trunk yeah, we had off because we were just like, working on the trunk or whatever. And I was sitting here and I was like, kind of like leaning on the car, and I was just talking, and all of a sudden it just slammed down right onto my hand.

[Zayn]

And I.

[Heath]

Wait, the whole hand, like, it was like, across, like, my fingers. It slammed and it, like, latched. And I remember just screaming. And then all of a sudden I. I started leaning back and I kind of like fell into the car. My dad had to, like, go unlock it. I was.

[Matt]

Did it jam multiple of your fingers? Like the tips of them, or just like, it went like.

[Heath]

I think it went, like, across, like, three fingers.

[Matt]

Oh. And like. Like rise up to the top of the nails.

[Heath]

It hurt so bad. I. I started fainting. I started blacking out.

[Zayn]

That's like. I got.

[Heath]

I got dizzy. I, like, started, like, falling back into the car. It was awful.

[Zayn]

And I think in your brain, you know, it's latched too, which there's something about, like, open it up.

[Matt]

Open. And my dad.

[Heath]

My dad was probably like, what the Wait, What?

[Zayn]

It closed by itself? Yeah.

[Heath]

So you know how, like, a normal thing would have, like, a springs that would, like, keep it up.

[Matt]

Right?

[Heath]

It was my old Mustang, so it.

[Zayn]

Was like, old school. Yes, yes, yes.

[Heath]

It had the spring off of it, so it's just kind of floppy.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Matt]

I was going homecoming, like, tie and suit. Shopping. Shopping with my mom. And I got out of the car at Kohl's and I slammed the door on my finger. It was. But I remember being in there, like, trying to shop, and the pain was so bad at the tip of my finger. And then the blood started rising so bad to the top. And I kept. I remember even waking up in the middle of the night and the pain was so intense. We had to go to the hospital. And they had a burn hole.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Oh, my relief.

[Heath]

The pressure.

[Matt]

Yeah, to relieve the pressure, because it was all right there. And you think like, oh, that's so tiny. It's just this one part of your body, your whole brain is just focusing on that pain. No painkiller can even stop it. It just had to be released wild. And I had to go to that homecoming, which is this.

[Heath]

There's nothing scarier than that being like a full black, bloody nail that's fresh, that is excruciating. And then you watch them take a hot needle and they go to start pushing through it, and you're just like, life is not real. Like, make it. Make it all stop.

[Zayn]

When I was a kid, I. You Know the sewers on the ground, huh? You know how heavy they are, right?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

You picked one up before.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zayn]

No, no, no. This. It was the rectangle one, like the ramp. It's heavier than you think it is. If you've never picked one up. It's so heavy. I decided. I thought it'd be just. I don't know what. I was there. I had nothing to do. I was just like, let me just. I pick it up, right? And I tried to move it to the side. My finger gets caught under. It felt. It felt like a ton. Like, it felt like a car smashes right on my finger. That's probably why my finger looks so weird.

[Heath]

It could be.

[Zayn]

Smashes right in the middle of my fingernail. And the way my finger was just going like this, and immediately I pull it up my nail, my N goes. It literally slides off my finger. No, you just think that your day is going so well and something like that happens. And you know that you are so for the next two weeks, like, you're just like, oh, my God.

[Heath]

That just reminded me. I'll never forget. My dad came home one day from work with a bandage around his, like, middle finger. Finger. He was moving like pallets and like, these really, like, heavy crate type things at work. And something slipped and it landed on top of his hand. And it. It's very heavy. So it hit and he went like this to pull out because it, like, got his finger. It slid all of the skin and the nail completely. The whole thing slid off. No nail, no skin, nothing. Just raw, open and just everything exposed.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Heath]

And I was like, are you going to go to the hospital?

[Zayn]

No, I'm good.

[Matt]

Just tough it out.

[Heath]

He just wrapped it.

[Zayn]

The skin just coming off.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

If that was to have a tourniquet around my arm, I would be. I would be freaking out.

[Zayn]

I always think about, like. Like, of course I'll watch a Saw. Like one of the Saw movies. And I'm just like, I always, always say, like, how much pain could I handle before? I'm just like, kill me.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Like, you know what I mean? Like, if I like it, what. At what point is it like, oh, it's not worth surviving. Just kill me.

[Matt]

I'm done. This is.

[Zayn]

There's no more where, like, if it's like, this is so gross, guys. But, like, if there's like a saw, like, and you have to give, you have, have to give to open the door. And you know that, like, this door does not lead to freedom. It's Just another challenge. Yes.

[Matt]

You're just like, take me, bitch.

[Zayn]

At this point, you're just like. You just. I. Like, I probably just get my neck and just. Just pop me out.

[Heath]

I forgot I took a picture of it.

[Zayn]

Oh, my. Is that. Is that it?

[Heath]

That's my dad's hand.

[Zayn]

Oh, my God.

[Heath]

And the whole side of it is sliced.

[Matt]

It looks like a Limp Bizkit, like, album cover. There needs to be a parental advisory, like, in the corner.

[Zayn]

Heath, that. That dead. I'm surprised he saw his finger, like, attached to.

[Matt]

It. Hurts. Like, it hurts just.

[Zayn]

I would want to be knocked out. They give me four Xanaxes every day. I. I don't want to look at it. I don't want to feel it until. Wake me up when September ends. Oh, my God.

[Heath]

Yeah, I don't have that type of pain management.

[Zayn]

No.

[Matt]

No.

[Zayn]

I used to have a better, like, better pain management, but, like, as I'm getting older, I'm getting more scared. I'm becoming more of a wuss. I do not want to get hurt.

[Matt]

I'm just saying I don't want to.

[Zayn]

I just don't want to be in pain.

[Heath]

It just puts us out for longer than it used to.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Zayn]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Just tearing ACLs. That's my biggest fear. Like, anything.

[Heath]

My mom tore hers, and it was really bad.

[Matt]

Recently.

[Zayn]

No.

[Heath]

When I was younger, we were at a soccer field, and my brother or something, somebody, like, ran off and was, like, missing while I was playing. And he was just with a bunch of friends or whatever, and they were just kind of, like, going around the soccer fields doing whatever. And my mom got scared because she didn't see him, so she started panicking. So she was running, trying to, like, go find him, and she went to jump over a fence. Fence, and as she went over and was coming down the other side of the fence, the chain link caught her shorts, and it, like. As she was falling down, it, like, twisted her sideways. So she went down on her knee, and it just buckled sideways.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

Instantly tore her acl.

[Matt]

Damn. That said too bad.

[Heath]

Surgery, like, had to do the whole, like, months.

[Matt]

Like, oh, gosh, I gotta go to rehab. All of it.

[Heath]

And, you know, it's not been the same since, too. Like, she could not.

[Zayn]

The rehab sucks. Like, the rehab part, knowing that, like, you need to start physical therapy, and they're like, yeah, you just got to come in here twice a week, three times a week. And, like, you just don't know how long it feels like it's gonna be forever when you know you have to do physical therapy for, like, something that you break.

[Heath]

Did I.

[Matt]

You know, my Jimmy John's. Spill.

[Zayn]

I mean, to this day, every time we see a Jimmy John's, we're like, I wish we had that footage. I just want to see.

[Matt]

But I think about it every other day, cuz. But it's not severe. I can feel it right now. Now that bone is still in there.

[Heath]

Just my. My buddy Austin just had.

[Matt]

He.

[Heath]

So he was mountain biking and he fell and broke both of his wrists. He went over the handlebars and broke both. One of them healed funny like yours, but it was more painful.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, thank goodness. So painful.

[Heath]

But it was years later and it still was bothering him, and he ended up just going in for surgery again. They took like a bone fragment from his femur or his hip or some. Some other bone, and then they replaced it and put it into his hand. Oh, it was like some sort of, like.

[Zayn]

And it works.

[Heath]

Interesting. Yeah. He's fully healed.

[Zayn]

So I don't understand. Is the bone just, like, kind of dead or like, what is, like, what made them taking the bone, putting it.

[Matt]

Sometimes they put cadaver bones in you too.

[Zayn]

Yeah, my. Remember my accident in Chicago?

[Matt]

Your elbow?

[Zayn]

Yeah. To this day, it's still right there. I feel it every time. Every. It's only when I'm doing, like, heavy lifting, which, thank God, Like, I don't just feel it all the time, but still feel it.

[Matt]

Pain or just, like, tension in it?

[Zayn]

Yeah, it just feels. It just feels like a deep, deep, deep bruise.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

Just like always. Always.

[Heath]

Have you ever had, like, a tennis elbow?

[Zayn]

That's what it feels like, a tennis elbow on both.

[Heath]

Where like, if you, like, lift something that's not even, like, really that heavy, but it just sends an electric shock, like, right through your arm.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it stinks.

[Heath]

Insane. It's not. Not good.

[Zayn]

Every time I see Mike. It's Mike.

[Heath]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Every time I see him, like, nice to see you again. I, like, always. I always hold it over him, but he knows I'm kidding. But I'm always, always like, my arms. I still feel my arm.

[Heath]

You walk by, you're just like. Don't say anything.

[Zayn]

You're just like, gosh, yeah, no, no, I. I would help you carry that.

[Heath]

I just, you know, just can't.

[Zayn]

You kind of ruin my life, so.

[Matt]

Hello? Hi, Matt. How's it going today? Who is this?

[Zayn]

It's a. This is Quinny.

[Matt]

Can you call me back on another day, please? I'm just a little busy right now.

[Heath]

Dead ass. Thought that Was AI.

[Zayn]

I know that that first line was like very. It was. Was like.

[Heath]

There's been so many times where the AI like automated like voice person is really good that I know would be convincing. Like older people.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Heath]

Where I'm like, this is really good.

[Zayn]

Yeah, they're getting. They're probably getting so many older people right now with that.

[Matt]

Because sometimes when I'm getting these spam calls, I. In that moment I was trying to do like a different voice because I'm really scared that they're like trying extracting. If I go, hello? They'll like take my voice and then use that for future scams.

[Zayn]

Oh, I never thought of that.

[Matt]

That's why sometimes I'm. I don't know, I'm like, I want to put on a different accent. Cuz I'm like. They're like, just tell me who you are before you are asking for me too. Like, hi, is this Matt? I'm like, who are you? So right out of the gate, I want to hear who you are.

[Zayn]

Who is you?

[Heath]

No, I've been getting spam calls. They come in twos and it's every single day. Yeah, I blocked the first one. It comes in from another one. They leave a voice mail saying something. You're. They're just confirming. Charge something, whatever. Confirming my booty's too fat. Yeah, we just want to make sure your ass is still fat.

[Zayn]

Still. Still there, still intact.

[Heath]

Yep. Every single day though. I don't get it. I don't know how to like remove my number from whatever list I'm on.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it's. It will never stop. You just have to like. Every time it comes in, I block it, I block it. But like, there will be like months where I just don't receive one. And then it's. It comes in seasons. I think everybody just has to deal with it, you know, the. The. The only. I used to do this a lot because I used to get a lot of like random phone calls. I used to get a lot of fan calls. So I don't know how. There was a time where I always got like random calls and I don't know why. Like I don't remember my weird. My numbers.

[Matt]

Like I was out of town and someone goes, are you still on your business trip? I'm like, who is this? What do you. Yeah, you have never text. They've never texted me before. I weird them not saved. But I was out of town. But I'm like, who is this?

[Zayn]

Yeah, I. I will do a. Like, you know how you change your Voice. When you answer that. I will do. I always do this. Yellow. Just like that. Because I feel like. Like, why would Zayn. Like.

[Matt]

This is your doctor. Oh, yes.

[Zayn]

Sorry. Yes.

[Matt]

Pardon me. I don't know.

[Heath]

We got your test results.

[Zayn]

Yes. It's not looking good.

[Matt]

Yellow.

[Zayn]

Are you driving right now? You might want to pull over to the side. Yellow.

[Matt]

Wait. I had a fun little random, like, quiz question for you. I sou quiz question.

[Zayn]

But just like, I love trivia.

[Matt]

Okay. Only one letter in the Alphabet doesn't appear in a state name. What letter is it?

[Heath]

Oh, jeez.

[Matt]

Only one letter in the Alphabet. What are you thinking? Did you understand the question? Z. Yep. You're.

[Zayn]

You're.

[Matt]

You're locket. Just Eye contacted me.

[Zayn]

No, no, I. I got it.

[Matt]

Okay. What is it? Q. Bingo. You got it right out the gate. Good.

[Heath]

Nice.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Oh, is that it?

[Matt]

Yeah, that was really it.

[Zayn]

Damn. That was it.

[Matt]

I think we want more like a drunk on the street video interviewing college students about it. And, like, none of them were getting it and I didn't.

[Zayn]

Yeah, because they're drunk. They're drunk.

[Matt]

That's not fair. Exactly. Oh, do you guys know what the number one song on your birthday was?

[Heath]

No, I don't.

[Zayn]

Wait. The number one song on your birthday?

[Matt]

On the day you were born. On the day you were born. But if they only say it's like a horoscope thing or it can say.

[Zayn]

A little bit about you, can you find that easily?

[Matt]

Yeah, you just Google number one song.

[Heath]

On April 5, 19, 1993.

[Matt]

Number one song, Freak Me.

[Heath]

Freak Me by S. I don't think.

[Zayn]

About Dirty Little Pig.

[Matt]

And for Zayn, what is yours?

[Zayn]

November 18, 1992. Mine's gonna be good. I can feel it. How do you talk to an angel by the. Wait, The Heights.

[Matt]

I don't even know that song.

[Zayn]

I think I do.

[Heath]

No, freak me.

[Matt]

No, you know what mine is?

[Heath]

What you got?

[Matt]

Baby Got Back.

[Zayn]

No way.

[Matt]

Which I think dominated the charts for a while, but yeah. Baby Got Back. Back.

[Zayn]

Damn. That's a fun. That's a fun one. You should play. You play that on your birthday, like your birthday party.

[Matt]

I should. I should. Yeah, but they said, like, it's supposed to, like. Yeah. Exude you or like, you should as.

[Zayn]

Your song on when you post a picture on your birthday.

[Matt]

Well, there we go. There we go. And add a little fun fact.

[Heath]

You're like, you're MySpace profile song.

[Matt]

Do you guys add songs to your post? No. Instagram's. Like, if you want to get more views, add A song.

[Zayn]

I see that. I'm like, I don't think it's. It does. I don't. You. I never. Like. You know, you get random posts that come on your feed. Not one has ever been a song attached to a picture.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zayn]

That. What I've noticed. That's why I don't. That's why I don't believe the.

[Matt]

You think that the song. Yeah, they don't add much.

[Zayn]

I think they're just. They're just trying to. They want us to have more fun.

[Matt]

Yeah. They want you to use the feature.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And. And then you add the song, and then they claim you for copyright, and then your post is deleted.

[Matt]

Bus.

[Zayn]

Done. Exactly.

[Heath]

Know what? I'd rather not.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Unbelievable.

[Heath]

My shit's going to do garbage either way.

[Zayn]

It's just that that's how the cookie grumble, baby.

[Heath]

That's what it is.

[Matt]

I don't understand it. On Instagram, with the dumps, that there's always, like, this glitch. If you edit a photo within the dump, even though when you finally post it, it comes out. All right, but does your pics ever get pixelated?

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

Why? Like, it's been going on for a year.

[Zayn]

I don't know why. But, like, are you sure it's pixelated on other people. People's phones?

[Heath]

No, no, no. It's just on yours. When you see this, when you're looking.

[Matt]

Through the preview, you're like, this doesn't look right. But then you post it, it's all fine.

[Heath]

But I hate it makes something's wrong.

[Zayn]

When you're trying to edit it. Like, it doesn't help that it's pixelated. Like, you're trying to change the color a little bit or, you know, whatever.

[Matt]

And then, like, there was. Yeah. I needed to post, like, a little gym picture, and I had this woman who was in the background. I'm like, I don't want this woman on it. But then you would look at the preview, the woman would be on it. It. And I'm like, what's going on? Instagram?

[Heath]

Did you see the new iPhones that are coming out? All the new Apple products? They just released it yesterday.

[Matt]

They're officially out.

[Heath]

The 17. Well, they're not officially out, but they released what they're gonna be.

[Matt]

Did they do their big, like, not the W. Their big.

[Heath]

They didn't do the keynote yet.

[Matt]

Okay, so.

[Heath]

But everybody's. I just keep seeing people posting about the. The new iPhone 17 and, like, the different versions that they have, are they.

[Zayn]

Just gonna keep going up like are they gonna like the new iPhone 63? It just doesn't seem right. Like they have to change the name.

[Matt]

I think it should be called the Apple Phone. Like Apple Apple watch, Apple Phone, Apple music, Apple Phone.

[Zayn]

So you think when they get to their final like iPhone stage, they'll call it the new Apple Phone?

[Matt]

I think they should. I think they should if they want all because they're getting rid of like itunes and like all the ey stuff. I think they can just like.

[Heath]

Yeah, I think they should have done the flip like the little folding one. I thought they were going to as.

[Matt]

A bonus phone or as the new phone.

[Heath]

No, no, no. It's just an option.

[Matt]

Yeah, it would be cool.

[Zayn]

I don't think I would buy it.

[Heath]

I really want something that could fold into like a little mini tablet.

[Matt]

Yeah, there is the. There are those really cool ones that Samsung has. What?

[Zayn]

What do you mean Heath? Like a mini tablet. Like your phone right now you want.

[Heath]

It to fold the iPad minis that are like this big. Yeah, I wish my phone like cuz.

[Matt]

Like the still get this on the front. Open it up and you get a.

[Heath]

Whole bunch of full screen.

[Zayn]

Just because I like that you're talking about like the Android, like the, the Samsung.

[Matt]

There's compromises with that.

[Heath]

I hate looking at documents on my iPhone and there's. So I'm on the go where like they send me like a docu sign or I got to do so like the interface for like checking boxes and filling out my information on a phone is awful.

[Zayn]

But you know what?

[Heath]

I don't have my laptop.

[Zayn]

It does, it does. They will lose money doing that. There goes all their iPad sales. There goes all the like they want to have you.

[Matt]

They want you buy all the other stuff to be part of.

[Zayn]

But I feel like a lot of people don't have iPads, you know, so like they could just raise the price. Like I make it cost an extra 700 bucks or whatever and make it.

[Heath]

100 if the other companies can do it. Like I want to be able to do that. I want to be able to open it up.

[Zayn]

I get it. I like I iPhone like that. Yeah. So I can like.

[Matt]

But I only want it and I don't. I only want it to be an Apple product.

[Zayn]

Oh, imagine reading.

[Matt]

Yeah, that would be exactly.

[Heath]

Now you have a. You have a tablet, you got your Kindle, you got all of this all in one and it's your phone.

[Matt]

It could get there. Once it's like you've truly figured out.

[Zayn]

The tech notified I got a notification saying Apple Arcade available now like brand new. I was like, whoa. That I click it immediately. Click it. Like it popped up as a notification. I click it and it pops up. It's like you can now like it's a whole arcade section in Apple. All these games. I was like, you can pay like.

[Matt]

Five bucks a month.

[Zayn]

A month.

[Matt]

A bunch of games. It's like Netflix for games.

[Zayn]

And they got me. They. There was the, the, the front page of it. I saw, I saw Roller Coaster Tycoon. Really? They got me. So I was like, oh absolutely. Let me try it. I, I down download it. I go to Roller Coaster Tycoon. I was like, oh, this is gonna suck. It's exactly damn to the T of what you. We used to play on the computer. Wow. Just on your phone now. Nothing has changed.

[Heath]

That's pretty cool.

[Zayn]

They literally, it's literally just replicated it and it's now you could have it.

[Matt]

On your phone isn't like five bucks a month. Right.

[Zayn]

And you can play all these games. It's insane. I sent it to Mariah immediately. I was like, yo Mariah. No, no, no, look, it's exactly like the computer. You have to play it.

[Heath]

Damn, that's cool.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I was playing it all night and it was really fun. Look right there.

[Heath]

What it just reminded me when we're talking about the whole like tablet thing. It's the same because they just did a update for the tablet that you can now have like multiple like windows and use it as a laptop.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And people are like, you technically can just get away with having an iPad now and you don't need a full blown MacBook laptop.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's what I'm an iPad guy fully. I never use my MacBook.

[Zayn]

Really? I use my MacBook all the time.

[Matt]

Yeah, I love it.

[Heath]

Especially with the, the little attachment keyboard that you could do where you. Your mouse on the iPad. Now it's like you really. You don't need to have a full blown MacBook unless you're like doing like editing. That's the only time I would I use my MacBook over the iPad.

[Matt]

Yeah. It depends what your job is. Like there's certain, like if you're an accountant and stuff like certain software is like you got to have like a PC. Like there's other. Yeah. Stuff where I guess you do need a problem.

[Zayn]

It's crazy. We, it's crazy. We loved in a time where Apple computers are so annoying. Annoying because everything was like operated through PC. You couldn't open anything unless it was on a PC.

[Heath]

Everything was word docs.

[Zayn]

Yeah. It was like, oh, my God.

[Heath]

But imagine that, though. You got your phone, you flip it out, you got your tablet, and then you could put keyboard under it if you wanted.

[Matt]

Perfect.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

That's all I need. Give me one device.

[Zayn]

You should break into Apple store, hold them hostage, and they have to do it.

[Heath]

Make it.

[Zayn]

Make it now, please. Now I'm right here doing it. Oh, you stinky. Did you forget to shower?

[Matt]

I think I smell fine.

[Zayn]

It's. It's like that little whiff, right, Matt? You know when you like to put deodorant on and there's a little. Little slit that you missed that will cause a smell?

[Matt]

It's crazy.

[Zayn]

The craziest thing. And it sucks because you will just smell it, like, here and there. You're like, oh, fine, it's stinky.

[Heath]

Let's go do some online shopping. And what? But we're not gonna buy it. We're gonna put it in a cart first, and we're gonna sit on it.

[Zayn]

Oh, no, I don't. I don't.

[Heath]

Let's go browse the Internet.

[Zayn]

I don't say it. I, I. Push through. I, I, I want it. I want it now. I want it now. Oh, I bought, like, 3D white toothpaste accidentally. I was supposed to get, like, just my ver. And I think it was. They're out of it. So the guy was just like, 3D white. Like, you know how you do a replacement? It came. I was like, oh, okay, let me try it. I brushed my teeth white. I could not believe it. I was like, I'm pissed. I walk in with yellow teeth, everybody, every day. And I tried 3D white once.

[Heath]

Changed your life.

[Zayn]

White.

[Heath]

I do like the purple toothpaste, though. And then they got.

[Zayn]

It's a purple tube. Yeah, it's good, the purple. You know, the purple tube. It's in a such a small bottle, though. It's like, it's a lot.

[Heath]

Don't do it every day, though. It's bad for your teeth.

[Zayn]

So how long? How much? How many days or how many?

[Heath]

Do it maybe, like, once a week.

[Zayn]

Once a week? I've been. I've used it like, six times already in the past, like, three days.

[Matt]

Days. Slow down.

[Zayn]

Really? Am I gonna die?

[Heath]

No, you're just eating your enamel.

[Zayn]

And I'm already eating my enamel, though. I'm already eating it up every day, you know?

[Heath]

Yeah, you're eight root canals in.

[Zayn]

You're. You'll be all right. Oh, my God, dude. My I'm just so sick, dude. I'm gonna go back to the dentist next week, and they're gonna be like, you should have seen us sooner. There's gonna be three. Three root canals.

[Heath]

I definitely have a cavity right now.

[Zayn]

What? You do? I was like, I missed flossing last week. They're like, well, that's why for, like.

[Heath]

The last two weeks. Weeks, My one tooth right here has been incredibly sensitive to cold. And then, like, if I breathe in.

[Zayn]

Oh, it's either a cavity or root canal.

[Heath]

I know.

[Matt]

I just don't get it sooner. I don't know. It gets worse.

[Zayn]

Yeah. You don't want to turn into an absence where it. I know. Kills.

[Matt]

An absinthe, like an abscess. An absent.

[Heath]

That is it for today's video. Thank you so much for watching.

[Zayn]

It's. It's not fair that, like, you guys can't. Because a lot of people listening, they probably, you know, they.

[Heath]

They didn't catch it.

[Zayn]

They didn't catch it. They didn't catch it. But, like, now you made me look stupid. And now everybody that thought I was right, they're gonna. They're gonna be like, I wasn't trying.

[Matt]

To make you look stupid.

[Zayn]

No, no, it's fine. It's fine. And you know what? I don't even care because I'm not stupid.

[Heath]

So make sure to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zayn and Heath, we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. You also get early access. Access and ad free to the episodes. We do a bonus episode every month. We do a live Q A every single month, all on patreon.com Zane and Heath.

[Zayn]

You can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms, and every Tuesday, video form on YouTube.com.

[Heath]

Zaynandhe we're gonna jump into the unwind right now. We'll see you in a second, Patreon.

[Zayn]

See you there, cousins.

[Matt]

Bye.

[Heath]

Peace.

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