299: Exposing Our Richest Friends (It's Time)

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Episode 299: Exposing Our Richest Friends
September 1, 2025

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Overview

In this fun, freewheeling episode, Zane, Heath, and Matt discuss everything from the joys of sunshine and convertible cars to viral movie flops, nostalgic candy moments, pregnancy updates, and even the bizarre world of artisanal pencil sharpeners. The group keeps things light and comedic, peppered with personal stories and lively debates about pop culture, business fails, and quirky trends. As always, the hosts mix in their signature banter with candid thoughts about their lives and the ridiculousness of the world around them.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Feeling Better, Vitamin D & Car Habits

Timestamps: 01:36 – 07:14

• Matt is fighting what he calls a "mild cold," and the conversation veers into home remedies and the healing power of sitting in the sun.
  • Zane: "I sit in the sun every day and I swear it gives me just this unbelievable natural, amazing energy." (02:27)
• Driving with windows down and the joys of fresh air versus keeping music inside the car.
  • Matt: "I can't believe I don't do it that often... But I did it the other day. I'm like, why don't I do this more often?" (03:16)
  • Zane: "I don't want to be rude and have music playing out with my windows down." (03:40)
• Convertibles and good-looking people: Joking about who should drive with the top down and the impracticality on highways.

2. Movies: "Weapons" Review & "War of the Worlds" Catastrophe

Timestamps: 10:16 – 26:10

• "Weapons"—A recent movie outing:
  • Zane and Heath give it a 3–4/5, note it's a thriller rather than a horror as marketed, and praise its POV storytelling, but are underwhelmed by the ending.
  • Zane: "It was not a… It was a thriller. Like, the way they promoted it was… this is gonna be a horror." (10:44)
• "War of the Worlds" (Prime Video)–So Bad It’s Good:
  • The group watched the newest adaptation, describing it as "hysterically" bad, worse than infamous flops like "The Room."
  • Zane: "It is excruciatingly the absolute worst movie that's ever been put out." (17:09)
  • Heath: "The PS1 graphics are better than the CGI that they had in this movie." (18:48)
  • Recommendation: Get snacks, laugh at the movie's incompetence, and appreciate it as a group watch experience.
  • Matt recounts the history of the original "War of the Worlds" broadcast that once caused mass panic (24:04).

3. Pregnancy and Personal Updates

Timestamps: 32:20 – 38:43

• Heath shares that Mariah's pregnancy is going well:
  • She craves cold foods and still dances; no weird cravings yet.
  • Side-sleeping is now the norm, thanks to a supportive pregnancy pillow that Heath himself now loves.
• Naming the baby: Still undecided, with both parents waiting for inspiration.
  • Heath: "We haven't talked about it… It'll come to us." (38:08)
• Amish and Social Security: tinfoil-hat moment on whether Amish communities have Social Security numbers and pay taxes, leading to Matt's mini-research digression (39:53–40:23).
• Random religion ideas: Zane jokes about founding the "Oreo gods" to evade taxes (41:15).

4. Viral Candy & Nostalgia

Timestamps: 43:14 – 47:31

• Golden Starburst Story:
  • A woman finds an unopened 15-year-old Starburst jackpot wrapper days before her 50th birthday.
  • After initial denial, social media pressure gets her $10,000 prize honored (45:43).
  • Matt jokes about inflation: "They should’ve accounted for inflation…" (44:56)
• Nostalgic love for sour Starburst and the best/worst jellybean brands.

5. Ice Cream Deep Dive

Timestamps: 50:52 – 68:16

• Debate over Dippin’ Dots (they must be stored at -40°F!) and the appropriateness of eating them at home.
• Ice cream brand loyalty:
  • "Talenti" is lauded as high-quality but impossible to open.
  • Matt: "I like Blue Bell…they don’t sell it out here." (55:22)
• The group discusses Costco and Sam's Club rivalry, bulk shopping culture, and secret Costco travel deals (69:11).

6. Business Fails: Hazel’s Ice Cream Boutique Table Incident

Timestamps: 56:46 – 63:17

• A boutique ice cream shop uses expensive, unstable marble "tables"—one falls on a child.
• Owners initially demand payment, then apologize after viral backlash.
• Zane: "I’d replace all the tables. I’d do a whole day giving ice cream for free, make this a positive experience." (59:48)
• The team brainstorms PR crisis strategies, jokes about “ice cream for life” for the affected customer.

7. Exposing the Rich: Viral TikTok Travel Agent & Artisanal Pencil Sharpeners

Timestamps: 73:06 – 79:45

• The team is fascinated (and skeptical) about a TikTok travel agent who posts phone calls with ultra-rich clients.
  • Zane: "I don’t see anybody watching this and going, ‘Oh, I want to work with her.’"
  • Matt: "It’s too perfect of a conversation… These are staged."
• Heath introduces the artisanal pencil sharpener guy—another viral TikTok curiosity—leading to a spirited discussion over whether it’s real or a joke.

8. Toolbox Talk & Dad Gear

Timestamps: 82:46 – 85:22

• Heath buys Zane a Milwaukee starter tool kit ("Father's Day before being a dad"), leading to talk about the merits and style of various power tool brands (Milwaukee, DeWalt, Makita, Ryobi).

9. Wrapping Up—Milestones & Looking Ahead

Timestamps: 85:23 – 86:49

• Approaching episode 300, the hosts share gratitude and tease a post-300 revamp with a brief break.
  • Heath: "It's a big achievement for all of us, and thank you guys as always for sticking with us and watching us for this long."

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Life advice:
  • Zane: "You just bounce up. You just wanna…take on the day." (02:52)
• Movie Roasting:
  • Zane: "Imagine you went to ChatGPT and went, 'Make me a movie.' It was in the form of…through a desktop." (18:25)
• Pregnancy update:
  • Heath: "She's getting more pregnant every day." (33:39)
• On fake viral TikTok content:
  • Matt: "It’s too perfect of a conversation… These are staged." (76:46)
• On marble tables in an ice cream shop:
  • Zane: "I’d do a whole day where you just give ice cream for free… We gotta make the community happy." (59:48)
• Candy nostalgia:
  • Heath: "Bunch of Crunch. And y’all are going diet on this soda, all this candy…" (15:03)
• Episode 300 approaching:
  • Zane: "This is our second to last episode of this season. We're about to hit our 300th episode which is next week. So crazy." (85:23)

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Major Segment Timestamps

| Segment/Topic | Timeline | |----------------------------------|--------------| | Sun, vitamin D, car habits | 01:36–07:14 | | Movie reviews | 10:16–26:10 | | Pregnancy & Amish law digression | 32:20–41:15 | | Viral golden Starburst story | 43:14–45:43 | | Ice cream nostalgia & debates | 50:52–68:16 | | Business PR botches (Hazel Boutique) | 56:46–63:17 | | Viral rich friends tiktoks | 73:06–79:45 | | Toolbox talk & wrap-up | 82:46–86:03 | | Closing & Patreon plug | 85:23–86:49 |

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Tone & Style

The episode is light-hearted, sarcastic, and often self-deprecating ("She died. She has passed. She has passed on the show…"). The hosts blend inside jokes, direct audience address, and pop culture riffs, staying true to the "unfiltered" show’s irreverent, conversational style.

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Summary

This episode delivers classic Unfiltered energy—wide-ranging, full of hot takes, nostalgic rants, and gleeful takedowns of bad movies and business blunders. Fans get a personal window into Heath's journey to fatherhood, loads of food and snack nostalgia, and plenty of playful arguments. Listeners who love genuine friendship chemistry mixed with relentless pop-culture commentary will find this episode especially enjoyable.

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Transcript

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[Zane]

Poppy.

[Matt]

Whoever will pay me more.

[Zane]

No, Poppy is, I think so much better than Ollie Pop.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, a puppy.

[Zane]

Yeah, but Poppy like it. It's. It's.

[Matt]

And they throw good parties.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

A Poppy party.

[Zane]

Oh, I've never been to a Poppy party.

[Matt]

Oh, my. Last time I was there, Olivia Munn was there.

[Zane]

All right. Poppy party.

[Matt]

And they had, they had poppy flavored, like Slurpees. Delicious. And you could eat that cuz you know it's a prebiotic.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Good for the gut.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Good for the gut.

[Zane]

How. How are we doing? We feeling good? I know you're. I know you're still sick.

[Matt]

Yeah, I have like, the cold. A cold. A mild cold.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I'm worried it's getting worse. How long do colds last for you?

[Heath]

A few days? Yeah, like three, four days.

[Zane]

That's the same for me. Three, three, four days.

[Matt]

Three, four days. But when you Google how long a cold last, it's like seven to ten days.

[Zane]

I'm like, well, yes, it could still be in your system. You just don't feel it.

[Heath]

So I, I get that feeling bad the first day. Second day you're like, o, something's not right. Third day you're like, I'm sick. So maybe you kind of got the intro and outro, but you still like.

[Zane]

If you're like, if you feel like, like the fourth day or fifth day, if you feel like, good again, try not to like, go too hard because Your body's just getting out of it. You don't want to like, right.

[Heath]

Just sit in the. When whenever I get sauna in the sun is amazing. The sun.

[Matt]

Yeah, good point.

[Heath]

Feels so much better.

[Matt]

That heals you.

[Zane]

It does. I send like, I. I mean, I sit in the sun every day and I swear it gives me just this unbelievable natural, amazing energy.

[Matt]

Say just get that sun where it.

[Zane]

Don'T shower, don't shot. It is. No, I do. Ever since Todd told me, like, he does it every morning. I'm like, why do you like he'll sit out there like this for? I was like, you don't like. Why do you do that? I know he's not getting a tan. He' just like makes you feel. But you just got to do it. Trust me. And I did it. I started doing. I'm like, wow. Yeah, you're right. It makes you. It just, it gets you up. It makes you like. Because when you're just sitting at home inside all day, you just feel like just tired all day. And the moment you just sit in the sun, you start sweating. You get back in the house, you feel like it's a pool day. But like it just gave you just like, you just bounce up. You just want to now you just want. You feel like you want to go out and just like take on the day.

[Matt]

This sounds like. I know everybody does it, but. But I can't believe I don't do it that often. But I did it the other day. I'm like, why don't I do this more often? Just driving with the windows down. I don't ever roll down my windows.

[Zane]

I don't either.

[Matt]

And then I did it on my, like, way home and I'm like, gosh, I feel amazing. I. It was just this huge. But my brain, it's never in my habit to roll the windows down.

[Zane]

I don't know.

[Matt]

It makes me feel amazing.

[Zane]

You know why I don't roll it? Because I'm playing music. And I don't want to be rude and have music playing out with my windows down because I just.

[Heath]

You also blast music louder than anybody I have ever heard in my life.

[Matt]

Insane. Yeah.

[Heath]

Zane. I do windows up.

[Matt]

That green light I want pulls into.

[Heath]

The garage, through his car, through the garage walls, down the hall, into my bedroom. And it's like, it sounds like there's a boom box underneath my door. I was like, damn, he's getting it right now.

[Zane]

The thing is that you don't hear it's. It's not loud in the Car, I think because the room is. You're right next to the garage.

[Heath]

No, Bl. Zayn, I just don't think your ears are very good.

[Zane]

No, I'm. I'm telling you right now, it is not in full blast.

[Matt]

Consider it.

[Zane]

It's. It's. No, I'm like, I dead ass. It's, it's. It's as loud as you would put your music in your car. I promise you it's not loud. It's only halfway. It is not loud.

[Matt]

I promise you. If I'm pulling up to an intersection and if I see there's people like standing around, I'll turn it down and then turn it up. I'm. I'm adjusting, but it made me feel a little good. Yeah.

[Heath]

Windows down does feel really nice. I'm not a sunroof guy though.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yes. I would never have, I don't think like provide that much. Like, I don't know, I had a Jeep.

[Zane]

I never, I never took the tops down.

[Heath]

I don't think that it. It really does that much.

[Matt]

I don't like convertibles.

[Zane]

I also like my hair. I wear a hat all the time, so I don't my hat flying off. My hair just doesn't look nice when I'm driving.

[Matt]

I want the privacy, like. But people with convertibles, you're asking to be looked at.

[Zane]

Yeah. And you're also like, most likely probably good looking too. If you're tossed her down, you.

[Heath]

You have to wear a hat. You can't just let your hair be flowing. You shit's everywhere.

[Zane]

No, but people. No good looking people do let their hair flow though.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Because you always, you look. You always look gorgeous. They don't matter.

[Matt]

You can't have like a decent conversation. Driving in a convertible way down the highway sucks. Like, what?

[Zane]

Especially in a Lamborghini. If you're in a lo. Sports car, you're done. Like you can't hear a. You're like in a nightclub.

[Heath]

I feel like there's only one spot for a convertible and it's doing like five miles an hour down the beach.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's it.

[Matt]

Of course.

[Zane]

That deserves the top down.

[Heath]

Doing 65 on a highway with the top down is just miserable.

[Matt]

What car do you think sells the most amount of convertibles every year?

[Zane]

Because Mustang.

[Matt]

A Mustang? Yeah. A Mustang I think would be the top convertible. But what's the. Yeah. What's the model car?

[Heath]

I would say I'm not good with models. Are we doing hardtop convertible or just any convertible?

[Matt]

Well, obviously every car that is a convertible has a hardtop version. But what is the.

[Heath]

No, no, A hard top convertible.

[Zane]

I love getting.

[Matt]

Okay, right.

[Heath]

Like, some of the BMWs have, like, the hard top, and it looks like.

[Matt]

With my rack top down so my hair can flow. The girly on standby, waiting just to say hi.

[Heath]

Did you stop?

[Matt]

So I don't. But I bet you're telling me that the ones that are rack tops don't even come with a hard top option.

[Heath]

No. So there's a hard top car.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

Like just regular. Just a coupe. There's a convertible, which is a rag top, but they have a convertible hard top.

[Matt]

Okay, so what are your guesses then? I'll let you guess both of them. I want to say convert.

[Heath]

Mazda. Miata.

[Matt]

Oh, good one. Damn it.

[Heath]

That's what I would guess.

[Zane]

Mustang. Yes.

[Matt]

Saying Amiata.

[Zane]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Look at that. We were. All right. We all sing. That's amazing.

[Matt]

Okay, should we run that intro?

[Heath]

Let's get into it.

[Zane]

No, no intro today.

[Matt]

Oh, okay.

[Zane]

Yeah, let's roll it. It's coffee towel, baby.

[Matt]

Ow.

[Zane]

Hey, we're still in season six. It's O. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt. And we.

[Zane]

And we. And we wish Mariah was here. Sounds lame.

[Matt]

A little bit. It says a little bit more.

[Heath]

And we're here.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And we're having a good time.

[Zane]

Maybe. Maybe I just spiritually. Warmerai here every episode. Is that hard to ask?

[Heath]

I miss my wife.

[Zane]

She died. She has passed.

[Heath]

Stop.

[Zane]

She has passed on the show, and we just want to forget about her. That's just unbelievable.

[Heath]

See, Matt couldn't even take it that he just got up and left.

[Zane]

He just. Did he need to, like, piss or something?

[Heath]

You okay, Matt?

[Matt]

I just had a toot.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. That's nice, guys. He's respectful for not only us, but you guys. He didn't want you guys to smell that. It's really nice. Was it, like, a really bad. A lot of protein today. Oh, okay. Was it a good one? Was it, like a nice, like, quick one or a long one?

[Matt]

Oh, no, it was audible for sure.

[Zane]

Audible. Oh, okay. It made your cheeks sing a little bit. All right.

[Matt]

All right.

[Zane]

A little bit.

[Matt]

But you know what? Everybody. Everybody toots, you know, not everybody, really. There's. There's people out there who I like.

[Zane]

I literally can. I can't imagine. Like, Olivia Muntudin.

[Matt]

I'm sure she does.

[Zane]

I don't think so.

[Matt]

I'm sure She.

[Zane]

I think. I think a girl, if she chooses not to ever want to fart, I think she can.

[Heath]

You think she has the option?

[Zane]

Because if you think about it, you can hold in your fart.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Whenever you want. Like, if you need a fart, you can hold it in and you just don't fart. I think girls are just holding in their fart at all times. They're like, I will not.

[Matt]

I think, what a fart. Time and places to release it, you know?

[Zane]

Do you think Olivia Munn's just like.

[Matt]

Oh, why are we focused about Olivia Munn here?

[Zane]

Do you think Olivia Munn's by herself? She's just like, oh, I got a nasty one.

[Matt]

And she goes, oh, John Mulaney is.

[Zane]

Just like, no, John Wayne is not around. This is her by herself. She's like, I want to let a nasty one out and I want to smell it after. All right, Heath, be honest with me. How do you always have energy for this podcast with all the crazy things we do in it?

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

Accelerated, baby. Thank you, Accelerate, for sponsoring this podcast. We love you so much, and thank you for keeping us focused, caffeinated, and wild.

[Heath]

We love you.

[Matt]

How was. Did you guys see Weapons?

[Zane]

Yes, we did.

[Matt]

You like it? What? You didn't like it?

[Zane]

Okay. No, I. I thought everything was really great. The cinematography, the act, the casting, the storyline. Really good. I love how they went back and forth. I'm not gonna spoil anything. I like how they went back and forth between the characters. Like Point of Views. That was really cool. Every time a new one started, I looked at Heath. I'm like, I love where this is going.

[Heath]

I love there was some on edge moments, you know?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

It one. I wouldn't consider it to be a horror. It was not a. It was a thriller. Like, the way they promoted it was like, this is gonna be a horror. That's how that. I feel like that's how most of us really saw that trailer.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Jokier than I thought it was gonna be.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. There was something there.

[Zane]

Were some moments where I was like, I love that.

[Matt]

Cool.

[Zane]

There needs to be a little comedy. But then it got to the point where it's just like, oh, this is like, turning into like a.

[Heath]

The. The ending. Like the Ferris Bueller's.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. Wait. Exactly.

[Zane]

We went with Jared. If we went with Jared to watch it last night and was like, this feels like Ferris Bueller's day off in the end. And I was like, oh, my God, it is.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

When they're running through the neighborhood again, we're not. I'm not spoiling anything, but like, when they're running through the neighbor, you're just like, what? Like the whole neighbor, the whole neighborhood, the whole movie theater was laughing.

[Matt]

And I'm like, there's.

[Zane]

I don't. It was funny, but a part of me was, like, upset because, like, I was ready to be shocked. Like, I was watching again. The creators of Barbarian. That's how they promoted creators of Barbarian. We're like, holy. This is gonna.

[Matt]

Barbarian's pret. Like, funny as well.

[Zane]

It's. It is. But my. It is crazy, though.

[Matt]

It's.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's spooky. It gives you a right amount of spooky. Thriller and crazy. This one was kind of like, all.

[Heath]

Right, it was fun.

[Matt]

Okay, out of five.

[Zane]

Three. Okay. 4.0 out of five.

[Matt]

Decent. Yeah, I give it four.

[Zane]

Yeah, you again. But you know what?

[Matt]

Horror movies, a lot. So many horror movies. Majority of horror movies that come out.

[Zane]

Are assigned are bad, but only in the end they're ass. They do a pretty good job with the lead up. Well, not most. Sorry.

[Matt]

A lot of them. Yeah. No other really, for Zach, for that guy to make that movie, to understand different perspectives, to have a whole different storyline that adds up in all three different ways to keep.

[Zane]

Okay, you're right. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. I think the ones I've seen, the.

[Matt]

Ones I've seen I don't watch cannot do that. A lot of people think they can make a horror movie like that. They can't. But yeah, that was my take.

[Zane]

3 point letterbox said 3.4 out of 5.

[Matt]

3.4.

[Zane]

That's how they get you. They get you with a high. The high score. Everybody. Like, the amount of people. I'm just so. The amount of people that I trusted on my stories, talking about it. That's. That's. That's who really.

[Heath]

People were saying, movie of the century movie.

[Zane]

I was like, come on. Oh, you know, they were saying that. Like, I. I was like, I saw people with, like, it will change your life. This is going to change it. But I was like. And I was like, you know what? I was like, heath, I'm going to drag you to the movie theater because I need you to see this with me.

[Matt]

Did you have a cherry baby soda? Yes, we did. Good. So we.

[Zane]

No, we know we had. I think it's because we had. It was all diet.

[Heath]

It was good. It was.

[Zane]

Right. Everything was diet. And I think that's why we didn't get to really experience the true 010.

[Heath]

It was good, but I felt like a kid.

[Zane]

Yeah, it felt like you were.

[Heath]

It felt like I mixed every.

[Matt]

Like. So, yeah.

[Zane]

Possibility that the syrup wasn't right on a couple. It could have been.

[Heath]

Never know.

[Zane]

But we. We know when we both tried it, we're like, okay, this is not what Matt had.

[Matt]

You're right. Classic Sprite.

[Zane]

Exactly. Exactly. I feel like we should have just went, like, traditional just to really experience the flavor. So we're not gonna say we didn't like it. I don't think we had it yet.

[Matt]

Well, I'll mix it up for you guys next time.

[Zane]

We're also in a rush, too. We were a little late. We got the whole damn movie theater we bought. Not everything. You know the people that just feast at Subway on me. I. On the way, I got a Subway.

[Matt]

I put in my food waste sandwich full foot long. I was starving.

[Zane]

I was starving. So I was like, we have to stop for a sub.

[Matt]

What kind of sub do you get?

[Zane]

I. It was all turkey and ham. It was literally.

[Heath]

We were on the very end, too. So it was every 5 sec. We. We got in and it was this. The amount of people in that came.

[Zane]

After us, too, which is crazy. We're late.

[Heath]

Same.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Every seat full, I'm sure. But we had every snack on us, so we're, like, trying not fun.

[Zane]

It was really. I think I've never had more food ahead of time on us as a group.

[Heath]

I'm gonna eat ahead of time, though. I didn't. I didn't really care for that.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I liked my snacks, though.

[Matt]

What snacks did you get?

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Nerd ropes. I mean, cluster Nerds.

[Heath]

Nerd cluster. Cookie dough bites. Bunch of crunch.

[Matt]

And y' all are going diet on this soda, all this candy. Y' all having a feast. But no, we had to go diet. Isn't that crazy?

[Zane]

What is that?

[Matt]

Like, that is crazy that we do that. There is something, Matt, you don't understand.

[Heath]

It's you. You have to balance it out.

[Matt]

You do have to balance it, sacrifice something.

[Heath]

I would have gone, non. Like, no candy. Regular soda.

[Matt]

Butter on the popcorn, too.

[Heath]

No, no.

[Zane]

What do you want? It was pre buttered. No, it was pretty buttered. But he did go, you want to put more butter on there? I was like, no, Heath. We. We had a whole box of candy. It was like, no, I don't get.

[Heath]

To go to them often, but I.

[Zane]

Did get myself a Zero Sugar gummies that they had there. Wonderful, wonderful. I ate the whole damn bag.

[Matt]

Gummies? What kind of gummies were they?

[Zane]

It was like Welch's Zero Sugar. But, like, yeah, it felt good. It felt good knowing I walked out of that. I walked out of that theater.

[Matt]

I walked out of that theater.

[Zane]

I walked out of that theater, and I had no sugar in me, Matt.

[Heath]

Until we came home and he got into everything. He was grabbing my cookies from the pantry. He was in my Cookie Dough Bites.

[Zane]

There's something when Heath is also in the house and he's comfortable and he's like, looks at me.

[Heath]

My cereal was taken out. His slumber party cereal.

[Matt]

It's a slumber party. No.

[Heath]

We watched a really good movie last night. Like, probably the funniest movie. Like, Dead Ass. The funniest movie I've seen in, like, 10 years.

[Zane]

We were. Did you see the video that.

[Matt]

The new War of Wait? Yeah.

[Zane]

It was just a small little clip. I needed to send you that because I wanted, like, you to see, like, Heath laughing. It was the funniest. We're gonna put a clip here.

[Heath]

We were hysterical, Matt.

[Zane]

It was. It was excruciatingly the absolute worst movie that's ever been put out.

[Heath]

Just saying that.

[Matt]

They say it is the worst movie.

[Heath]

Of the year ever made.

[Zane]

Not of the year ever made. It is worse than the room.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yes. Matt. It is unbelievable, people. What it is. It's okay. So I think prime put out this movie. The cast was Ice Cube, Eva Longoria. Evil. Longer. I'm so sorry. And it was like, one more person. I forgot a couple more people. And my God, the whole thing is like they were trying to do a new searching or, you know, the searching movie. Missing.

[Matt]

Yes. It's, like, all done from a computer.

[Zane]

Screen, you know, I'm not a big fan of. But, like, I watch a couple of them, like, they fucking execute this.

[Matt]

Missing is good.

[Zane]

It's a. It's a risk making a movie like that. A huge risk. When everything's from the computer. Risk. It's a huge risk making a movie like that. And I was like, okay, this is a risk.

[Matt]

Let's see.

[Zane]

And I forget who was it with Jared. You're like, hey, you guys got to watch this movie where all the worlds were like, okay, let's watch. Was.

[Heath]

The entire thing was like if you were to make an hour and a half long promo video for Amazon prime.

[Matt]

And that's what it was.

[Zane]

But not only that, imagine you went to Chad GPT and you went, make me a movie. It was in a form of. Through a desktop. You're watching the world being taken over by aliens and you got. It was one revision. There was no revision. It's not like you went back. You're like, all right, try doing this. It was what Chad GPT decided to make for you after one round of like, what you want.

[Heath]

The PS1 graphics are better than the CGI that they had in this movie.

[Zane]

It is, Matt. It's truly remarkable.

[Matt]

I. I would probably even released it.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Apparently they made it during COVID So they sat on it. I think they knew. So bad. And they were like, it.

[Zane]

Let's just make this a. Like, they should. I think they should have went more towards like the ad for Amazon. You know what I mean? Like, because it was so bad, they should have made it a giant commercial. Actually.

[Heath]

It was so bad. We were dying. Laughing the entire time. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[Matt]

Looks like he is struggling to get his words out.

[Zane]

And you. There's something. I don't know why. And I feel bad because, you know, Ice Cube is great. I love Ice Cube. But like. Like when you look at his glasses, you swear he's reading the script the whole time. You just seems like it's got on the glasses. In my head, I was like, if that's the case, why you have glasses on? You should have got rid of those glasses.

[Heath]

It seemed like nobody wanted to act in it.

[Zane]

The thing they knew though, I think how much.

[Matt]

What was even the 100 million. There's no way it's.

[Heath]

That's what they were saying.

[Matt]

200 million for a movie that it's a POV.

[Zane]

That's what the. Like a. A source said. But we're not.

[Matt]

There's just original War of the Worlds was probably.

[Zane]

It was less than that.

[Matt]

Like the one from.

[Zane]

It was like 137.

[Heath]

It looked like it cost like 15 grand.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. The clips that I saw, what's it really 3%.

[Zane]

I don't even think it deserves 30%. Guys, if you're listening right now and you have not seen this movie, I go to you get a group together get stoned. You do. And grab some good snacks, have a pizza party, and just have a good night.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

I'm glad that it's, like, not mediocre or like, I'm glad it's so bad where, like, people can actually have fun and watch this movie. It's like there's a whole new meaning for this movie. It's kind of like that Madam Web movie, you know, everybody was just like, you got to watch it.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

It's so terrible that it's good. Good. This one took. It took that cake by like 10, 000 times.

[Heath]

Just so you say, it didn't make any sense.

[Matt]

It could be the new Madame Web where it's so bad, it's kind of by far by.

[Zane]

It's, it's, it's okay. Or maybe this is the Madame Web of this style. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

Yeah, definitely.

[Zane]

It could be just like, you want to watch an end of the world movie, you got to watch War 2025.

[Matt]

They called it the exact War of the world.

[Zane]

I want, want. I, I, I want to watch Tom Cruise watch this movie and just, and have a heart attack. Because I was like, how can you go from what Tom Cruise made with Dakota Fanning insane to that to that?

[Heath]

But we had a.

[Zane]

Do you think I do you think I do you think evil and green Ice Cube. I know that, like, they got paid already, but once, once they do their thing, they, there's not much. They. But do you think they were like, hey, is there any way we can knock this movie out?

[Matt]

I bet they, they probably did not want it to come out.

[Zane]

I, I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't. Like, imagine you got your first acting gig and it was this, like, oh, I'd be bombed.

[Matt]

At least the name sounds like the other one as well. So.

[Zane]

Yeah, but then that's like your, your large shoes or you're about to fill right now. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

They could have just named it.

[Matt]

You know, the War of the Worlds. Like, the first time, like, it came out, it was like, I think it was a book. And then it was a radio script back in, like, the day before.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

TV and the Internet and stuff. And people were listening to it on the radio, thinking that it was actually happening. The whole world had a mass panic thinking that aliens were attacking all of these cities and everything. Oh, people were like, shooting guns up into the sky and stuff.

[Zane]

Wait, when was this?

[Matt]

I want to say 30s. Wow. Around that time.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And then they had to be like, no, because that was back during radio shows. People would just listen to stuff. It was like a mini movie, but people kept thinking it was the actual news because in the radio script, they thought it was the news.

[Zane]

Damn.

[Matt]

So I think that's how it happened. Hd Orson Welles, or. No, that was the first movie, or someone's. H.G. wells was the novel. And then, yeah, it was aired 1938.

[Zane]

38.

[Matt]

Like, right before Halloween. So, yeah, a little, A little.

[Zane]

A little Halloween spooktacular.

[Matt]

Love it.

[Zane]

But yeah, that was our night.

[Heath]

And I, I thoroughly enjoyed watching that with you.

[Zane]

Yeah, that was, that was really great. Great. I, I won't. For. I won't forget that.

[Heath]

Never.

[Zane]

Yeah, I'll never forget that. That was a truly. It's. And I this. And it kind of bummed me too because there's so many movies I feel like get denied by prime, you know.

[Heath]

Like, and the fact that they let.

[Zane]

This go through, it's, it's just, and I know prime really spent money on it. Like they, they put the money into it, right? But it's like now you just showed us that, like, oh, there could have been so many better, better other options.

[Heath]

It's just crazy the amount of flaws in it. Like the story just made no sense too. Like, like stopped working. But for some reason the Amazon drone delivery guy could fly his drone.

[Zane]

My favorite.

[Heath]

But other planes weren't where it was just like, dude, it makes no sense.

[Zane]

Not my favorite part of the whole thing that we just kept on laughing at. And we don't know why they kept doing this. So, you know, obviously they're like zooming in, zooming out. They would, they would, would do a scene where like he's, he's all right, talk to you later. And it's like 9:13, right? 9:13am it would zoom into 9:13 and then it would fade in and fade out to 9:18 and zoom back down. And he's like, all right, where are we at? And it's like, why did we just have a whole three second scene of you fading the time to seven? Like you, like, they didn't need to do that. It was like so pointless. But they kept on doing that and it was like, like it was just immediate laughter every time they did it. Like, it was almost like they did it on purpose. Like, oh, this is funny. We should do this for the audience they'll laugh at.

[Matt]

They knew it was bad, so they're like, let's just make it worse. And then we got a real gem on our hands.

[Zane]

Just keep going, keep going.

[Heath]

Probably getting a lot of people watching it though, based solely on how bad.

[Zane]

It is and recomm I, I, I, I think that we'll get a lot of people watching this. They're going to see a spike. They're, they're, they're going to be scared. I'd be scared too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. And the, I mean the rating is hilarious. I've never seen it like that on Prime. It's 2.6,000 reviews and all at 2. I've never seen that on like, normally a really bad movie. You'd see like 200 reviews or 40 reviews with like one star. But this one had like over 2 000. Which is, like, really crazy to see because they had it up. They were like, it was a. There was a billboard of Prime. Like, they put that up there. Like, please watch this. We need our money back. Did we pay for it or. It's free. It's free. It's Prime. Damn. You know, Damn. They should have charged for that. Hey, guys, the only movie on Prime.

[Heath]

I would have paid 20 bucks for it. I would have resident.

[Zane]

We gotta make the money back. We gotta make them. I would have started GoFundMe for that. Please.

[Matt]

I just want to know what it's like being that director who's like, I finished it.

[Heath]

It seems like they all just gave up.

[Matt]

You're at the premiere. Like, we have been working on this for a long time. It's been such a great process. Ice Eva. It's just unbelievable, you know? You know, I was just a kid with the dream. And it's just really cool getting to take this incredible franchise continue for you guys. Guys. So enjoyed the show.

[Zane]

Is that who made it? Oh, God. I feel bad. Oh, God.

[Matt]

And you're going around the happy. The cocktail hour after. So what do we think? Everyone's, like, interesting. Why is everyone leaving? Was it the movie? Babe, you'd be honest with me?

[Zane]

And look, we. We understand there are bad movies out there, but this one was just like, awesome. Takes the cake.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Zane]

It was awesome. And highly recommend it.

[Matt]

And then that sucks. So when you're a director, though, and you get a bomb movie, you might not ever get another movie ever. Like, no one ever wants to trust you to direct another.

[Zane]

You know what? I feel like it's. It was. It was such a terrible movie, though, where they. I feel like they do have, like, another awesome chance because his name is everywhere. Like, this is the guy that made. This is the guy that made the worst movie. I, I, We.

[Heath]

We have to get another Redemption.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah. This is Redemption.

[Matt]

Would you rather make a movie that. That is critically, really good, but it's a box office failure or a box office hit that's really, really bad?

[Zane]

I think critical critic.

[Matt]

Critically.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Not a box office.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because I think it's more respected that the critics love it more than.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Right. I think it depends on, like, the type of movie.

[Matt]

I want to win some awards.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

For the studio. And they're like, we don't care if your movies don't make us money. We like that you win us the awards.

[Zane]

We want this. Like, we want this as part of our. I feel like our.

[Heath]

Does that happen a lot though.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Is that like a thing where it just doesn't do well but like, like people love it. Like I you.

[Matt]

The studios have to bank that. Other movies that they're approving of and giving money will make them money, but some directors, they know that there might come at a loss, but it goes down as being like an iconic film. It's on.

[Zane]

I feel like it's a risk too. Like, you know, if you're making a Transformers movie, you know, like it doesn't have to be the best movie. But you know, everybody.

[Matt]

Redemption did not do well at the box office at all. It was also. It came out the same weekend as I believe Forrest Gump up another huge movie. Maybe like Jerry Maguire.

[Zane]

That one did well in the box office.

[Matt]

Well. But Shawshank Redemption lost. Like no one was talking about it. And then when it went on to straight to video, everyone was renting Shawshank Redemption. It became a huge hit awards. But now we live in a day and age where, I don't know, sometimes movies get really successful just once, once they hit streaming versus.

[Zane]

It is crazy though. I mean songs too, they. They're so hidden when they. You really get released. And then like years down the road, somebody.

[Matt]

Yes, somebody.

[Zane]

Tick tock out of there. They're like, this song is amazing. Yeah. It's like it gets.

[Heath]

She was probably so confused. Spotify check. The next month was just 500 times more than the previous months. It was like what is going on?

[Zane]

But how exciting though. It's like that. That's how you know, like wow. You know, I did. I should have pat. I should have gave myself more credit back then. I probably like. She probably thought it was like not a hit. Yeah, like she knows like in her heart. It was such a good song and it was a good song. You just needed to.

[Heath]

You just needed 40 years in between it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

How is Mariah doing with her pregnancy?

[Heath]

She's doing really good. She's. She's definitely getting bigger, huh?

[Zane]

Hey, not that big.

[Matt]

Does she sleep any differently or is she not fully on the back?

[Heath]

Like. Yeah, no. So she's not on the back. She's on her side and she's got one of those, like, pregnancy pillows.

[Matt]

Like, are they like, the ones that are like a snake almost?

[Heath]

I. I want one so bad.

[Matt]

You look comfy, Matt.

[Zane]

Can I. Yeah. I gotta picture this.

[Heath]

Change your life. Oh, whenever she's not using it, I grab it. It is the most comfortable thing in the world.

[Zane]

Oh, that's.

[Heath]

You feel so supported. It wraps up underneath your legs, goes up behind you, and you just kind of like.

[Zane]

But this is. This is the best way to sleep as a side sleeper.

[Heath]

It feels amazing.

[Zane]

Looks like it's really this.

[Matt]

Just the normal way we go to sleep.

[Heath]

But look what's really nice. You see how it goes down your back, too?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So that is behind you, and it keeps you from rolling back. Like, you have, like, a back support, which is nice. You feel so cocooned and in it.

[Zane]

Do they have a cooling one?

[Heath]

They. I mean, they're.

[Matt]

They're all over. Cooling on the back?

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

So good.

[Zane]

Okay. All right.

[Heath]

Between your legs?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I love it. All right, I'm gonna get one. Heath.

[Heath]

Yeah. She's getting more pregnant every day.

[Matt]

Is she having Any weird cravings or anything at you?

[Heath]

No, it's. She hasn't had, like, cravings that are weird or anything. She still likes what she likes, just more, I guess.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

Like, she. She loves her uncrustables, but she always liked uncrustables, but she just, like. Like, she wants cold things more than anything.

[Zane]

Oh, is she getting hot a lot?

[Heath]

No, it's just, like, cold food has been refreshing for her. So, like, fruits. Like the.

[Matt]

Some people chew ice and stuff a lot when they're pregnant. Wow.

[Heath]

It's weird, though, because she's, like, getting bigger, but you could still see the abs on her stomach, but they're just out here.

[Zane]

I could. I. I couldn't picture it. I had to look it up on Google. I was like, I don't understand. I looked up at Google. You can have abs. Abs and also be right. It's the craziest thing.

[Heath]

She.

[Zane]

Does she still dance?

[Heath]

Yeah, she.

[Zane]

Right now, like, dancing.

[Heath]

She's been going to the studio in Nashville doing, like, their. Their classes that they have out there. Similar style to the pregnant.

[Zane]

Pregnant classes. Pregnant dancing classes?

[Heath]

Maternity dance. Yeah, no, it's just normal. Just hip hop.

[Matt]

Are y' all gonna join a Lamaze class?

[Heath]

What is that?

[Zane]

Is that the one where you sit behind you?

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

Where you're behind your partner?

[Matt]

I don't know. I don't know what is. Really.

[Zane]

They're pregnant exercise. Pregnant maternity exercises.

[Matt]

It's just getting you guys on the same page, same wavelength. This is a team. We're bringing a baby in. Maybe some breath and some stretch.

[Zane]

That's it. I thought. I thought it's, like, in the 90s.

[Matt]

I feel, like, always, like, in Spongebob and stuff, they were going to Lamaze class or not spongebob Rugrats.

[Zane]

So it just helps, like, spiritually.

[Matt]

Let's. What is a Lamaze class? What. What are. What is it? Lamaze class is a type of childbirth preparation that focuses on empowering women to have a safe, healthy natur. Birth experiences, relaxation techniques, breathing exercises, and movement to manage labor pain and build confidence in the birthing process. Oh, okay.

[Heath]

Yeah, I know. I've seen, like, clips and stuff in movies where they're, like, practicing their.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

That was, like, a huge thing I remember in TV show. No, we're not gonna do that.

[Matt]

Yeah, I feel like now we have more access to, like, information to do it at home. Like, back then, it was like. It was a good, like, refresher before going into something.

[Zane]

And I feel like back then, too, since, like, the Internet was not a thing like, it. It is, I'm sure. Like, not, like, not being able to look up something really quick, like getting. Being able to go to a class like this.

[Matt]

It feels better. Nervous at all or is she actually really excited about it?

[Heath]

So pumped. She's just hyped.

[Matt]

Does she talk to her sister a lot? Like, because her sister's had a baby.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Having a baby.

[Matt]

She's already had it.

[Heath]

No, not yet. No.

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

Hers is due in October.

[Matt]

Got it.

[Heath]

Her baby shower is in maybe, like, a week or two.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

But yeah, they're. They're both so excited that the, you know, they get to bond over at the time. At the same time, she's also. It's not like. I know, like, towards the end, people who are pregnant start, like, getting over it. They're like, just, like, ready. She's not at that point yet where she's like, I need to get this thing out or anything.

[Matt]

Oh, right.

[Heath]

She's still, like, super chill. Sometimes she just feels, like, uncomfortable sitting.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Just, like. It just feels.

[Matt]

Feels funny that you don't feel, like, settled.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Just.

[Heath]

Just uncomfortable. But other than that, she's been really good. No pain or anything. She thought she might have felt a kick, but she's not sure if that's what it was. But she's like, I feel like a weird sensation. And she's like, it could be, but I'm not, like, sure. So that was kind of cool.

[Matt]

How are you?

[Heath]

I'm doing good. I'm excited.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's.

[Heath]

It's hitting me more and more, but I don't think it. I'll really fully grasp it until I see his face.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, I'll look at her and I'll be like. Like, I know that, like, our son is in there, but it still doesn't feel real yet.

[Matt]

Huh. And it's weird, like. Yeah, you haven't really met them yet.

[Heath]

It's so, so weird.

[Matt]

Huh?

[Zane]

Are you. Are you getting closer on finding out a name?

[Heath]

No, we haven't talked about it. Like, maybe.

[Zane]

No name.

[Heath]

Not that.

[Zane]

Just let him figure it out.

[Heath]

Not since the last time we, like, we sat down for, like, an hour and, like, really went over it and, like, pick some favorites and things like that. But we haven't, like, been like, all right, let's really try to settle it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And come up with it. But it'll happen. It'll come to us.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

First thing she says when he comes out.

[Heath]

I don't know if I want to risk that.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

It's just fun.

[Heath]

She even said that sometimes you're, like, stressed and you're like, high emotions. You're not, like, thinking clear, like, when it's going through it. And people will pick name that they're like, why? What was I thinking?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So she was like, I do not want to, like, do it on the.

[Zane]

Spot, but don't you have to. When the birth certificate. Don't you have to come up with a name?

[Heath]

Very, very. Yeah.

[Zane]

Soon after.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

They make you.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

Or like the.

[Heath]

I don't know exactly how much time you have to choose, but it's. It's pretty quickly.

[Zane]

Yeah. Who's. Who's saying that? Like, you need to. It's all right. You need to come up with a name now. It's the hospital middle that's like, we need the name right now.

[Heath]

Yeah. The people working there.

[Matt]

Yeah. They need to verify because they have to.

[Heath]

They have to write it down. They have to, like, submit the paperwork and everything.

[Matt]

Gotta get Social Security number. All of it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Got a human now. Crazy.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's also fun, like, with the baby name stuff. Just getting a big baby name book and just flipping to a random page and just being like, what about this? No, no, no. Like, just having a whole bunch of names.

[Zane]

There's, like, so many different ways that people come up with names. It could be like anything. Just so many different ways to just come up with a name. Random. Your favorite actor, your favorite.

[Heath]

Anything we could go have the baby with, like, in the Amish community. So they don't have a Social Security number.

[Matt]

Do Amish not have socials? Oh, strange.

[Heath]

They don't. They don't pay Social Security either.

[Zane]

I thought if you're in. I thought if you're in the U.S. like, I thought you have to. I thought it was like a legal thing. You have to. They're like, have to do.

[Heath]

They're so interesting. They're completely removed.

[Zane]

Amish in the US Amish community, they. I'm surprised. I thought that was like a. You, like, you have to have a Social Security number.

[Matt]

Wait, okay.

[Heath]

They pay taxes, but they don't pay Social Security tax or anything like that.

[Matt]

They go, yes, most Amish people have Social Security numbers, but there are some exceptions. The Amish as a community generally oppose government assistance like Social Security, retirement or disability benefits because they believe in taking care of their own. Yeah. However, the U. S. Law requires a Social Security number number for things like paying taxes, working for wages, or opening a bank account.

[Heath]

Okay. So they still get a number, but they don't pay Social Security tax.

[Matt]

Yeah. So since they're self employed Amish, there's an exemption under 1402 of the internal Revenue code that lets them opt out of paying Social Security and Medicare taxes. They still get issued an SSN, but they can file the IRS form, Form 4029 to claim the exemption from those taxes.

[Zane]

So you can, so they don't being you could be exempt from paying certain things for religious beliefs.

[Matt]

I think it's because of the way that they employ themselves. Like they're providing their own Social Security so they don't need to be paying into it because they will. They don't. They will, they will not be using the benefits.

[Zane]

Got it. I'm gonna come up with my own religion.

[Heath]

What are you thinking?

[Zane]

No, you don't have to pay anybody. No taxes.

[Matt]

No.

[Heath]

And who do you, who, who do you like worship? What's like the, the foundation? What, what's, what's your core beliefs?

[Zane]

Oreo.

[Heath]

Okay. The Oreo Gods.

[Zane]

The Oreo Gods.

[Heath]

Yeah, I like it.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. Something about it.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Aureus. Amazing.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

For sponsoring this podcast and helping all of us. We love you. Going back to the candy real quick, did you see the, the lady that just recently found the. It was a pack of Starburst and it was from like 15 years ago. They did. If you have a golden wrap wrapped Starburst pack, you won like the sweepstakes and you win $10,000.

[Matt]

Oh, wow.

[Heath]

So she had it, never opened it, Just completely forgot about it.

[Matt]

Just a pack of Starbursts. Yeah, it was part of the promo, but she hadn't opened it. Okay.

[Heath]

It wasn't opened the whole time. And it was like a promo from 15 years ago.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Heath]

So she opened it and it was all gold wrapped.

[Zane]

All the whole row?

[Heath]

Yeah. So everyone, this is what it looks like. So everyone is individually wrapped gold old for like, ew.

[Zane]

For when I don't look. Right. Oh yeah. So I thought that's what it's supposed to look like.

[Heath]

So she's like, holy, I won and I never knew. So she called to be like, hey, I know this was a long time ago, but I, I just, I, I just found out that I have the golden sweepstakes. Like I just won. And they denied it. They were like, oh no, that's bastard.

[Zane]

It's over. Is it because. Oh, wait, did only one person, only one person supposed to get it? Oh, crazy.

[Matt]

It wasn't so okay.

[Heath]

So they, they were just like, oh, no, that promo is long gone. Like we don't have that anymore. But it went crazy viral. And everybody was like commenting like, tagging star. He's like, yo, you need to pay.

[Matt]

Yeah, damn right this is the winner.

[Heath]

Like, give her the money. And it got like 30 million views or something like that. It blew up. Everybody was fighting for her. And then Starburst was like, okay, see.

[Zane]

What was the prize? What was the price?

[Matt]

$10,000. They should accounted for inflation. Like that's true.

[Zane]

Oh yeah.

[Matt]

What Would that the market that like 15 years?

[Zane]

I think like, like 30k. No.

[Matt]

What if it was 10,000 of Bitcoin? Did that go? We're gonna give out bitcoin. It's worth nothing.

[Zane]

That's so sick that she had that and she didn't open it.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zane]

How old is it? How old was.

[Heath]

It was like 15 years.

[Zane]

But the who had was like an older lady.

[Heath]

So can you look it up? There was something. I don't know why she didn't open it or what the story exactly was. So 50 year old woman, she finds the role of Starburst from 15 years ago. Just days before her 50th birthday. Going through the closet for an AC unit and found a box of the sweepstakes with the Starburst inside.

[Matt]

Okay. Even if I found old Starburst in the back of my closet, I'd be like, nasty.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

He was just like, maybe I'll see if I won the contest. What a rush.

[Zane]

I don't think she opened it to see if she won the contest. I think she was opening because she was hungry. I think. I think that girl's hungry. You think they're so good because why are you opening? I don't think it's opening to like be curious about a sweet steaks. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

She got the gold star. But that's so crazy. I just want to know who that business executive is. Just like, no.

[Heath]

Yeah. Who said no?

[Matt]

Snooze, you lose. And then they're like, social media is actually causing a huge. And they're. They're outside with their pitchforks. We got to pick the lady. $10,000. And they're like, okay.

[Zane]

Even before. Even before the whole social media, like, this is such good PR for your company. Like, when's the last time I heard about Starburst? I don't know. This is.

[Heath]

This came out of thin air. They should have been excited. Be like, holy, finally somebody was a winner.

[Matt]

If I was ahead of Starburst right now, I go, we're doing another drop.

[Zane]

For immediately right now.

[Matt]

Let's do it. She's the face to compete with the whole Mr. Beast going on right now.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Matt]

It's cool. They honored it. People are talking about it.

[Zane]

People are gonna, let's make a new one. Let's make a new Starburst gold winner and do the same thing. Wrap it in gold and then put the gold flakes in there. Do the same thing.

[Matt]

Bring back the sour Starburst though. Sour. Starburst burst.

[Heath]

Wait.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Sour.

[Matt]

That sour Starburst. They were yum. Dude. They were even like a little harder. They were almost like now in ladies. I don't remember those.

[Zane]

You don't remember those? Oh my God. They killed it.

[Matt]

No wait, these are the sour gut. Oh, they. Those.

[Zane]

The green. Yeah, it was a green wrap on this. On the. You don't remember the pink? They had a pink one. They had a blue one.

[Matt]

Blue.

[Heath]

Oh, okay.

[Zane]

Green one was sour.

[Heath]

I got. I did get into the minis though. The minis are nice.

[Matt]

And the gummy minis, Starburst. Those are good. I respect them.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

I like the texture of the minis with that like shell to it.

[Matt]

Oh yeah. Also starburst jelly beans. Pretty damn good. Second best jelly beans out there next to jelly.

[Heath]

Can somebody help me out with the whole jelly belly and Jelly bean jelly belly.

[Zane]

Jelly belly is a candy mix. Yeah.

[Matt]

Of tissue like it. Jelly bellies are the number one best jelly beans.

[Heath]

But there's only two brands that make them.

[Zane]

No, there's.

[Matt]

There's more rip off jelly beans everywhere.

[Heath]

But what. Who's the original Jelly Belly?

[Matt]

I think Jelly belly is like became the Coca Cola of the jelly bean world. They.

[Heath]

There could have been other brands called jelly beans.

[Matt]

It's like calling band like you know Band Aid or Kleenex is like a tissue.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

But it's a tissue.

[Zane]

Can you, can you do a list of jelly brand names like on images? Jelly bean jelly beans, Jelly bean brains.

[Matt]

There's all different types.

[Heath]

Do you think people are snacking on Jelly Bellies like that though?

[Zane]

I don't think so.

[Matt]

Jelly bellies either. They can come in tiny little packages, but they also come in that big fancy almost like boxed chocolate.

[Zane]

Oh yeah. But they're all. They're all coming from other candy brands. So like Starburst makes them. Jolly Rancher.

[Matt]

Yes. Everybody makes jelly beans.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Jelly bellies though.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I think the most luxurious and.

[Zane]

But Jelly belly doesn't make like the gross flavors in it. That's only like the bean boozled brand. Right. They don't make like funky. Yeah.

[Matt]

They're not like birdie bots every flavored beans. But no. Jelly belly does make popcorn. They do okay, but they're not doing like vomit and booger and puke. But they do have like. Yeah. Oh, dude. Jelly. Oh. Do you want to talk about jelly bellies? I want to go to the factory.

[Zane]

My favorite tick tock is the kid that goes like, I want to get the licorice. That other one where he puts the jellyfish in the mouth. He goes, you've never seen that. It's him and his sister playing and it's like, we're going to get vomit or liquor.

[Matt]

Oh, they're doing bean boozled.

[Zane]

He's like, vomit or licorice? And he throws it in his mouth. He goes, it throws up. Please pull it up.

[Heath]

It's pretty amazing though, how bad those did taste. Like the, the, the nasty ones actually tasted very disgusting. Like they did a good job with it being bad.

[Matt]

Yeah. I remember seeing Harry Potter for the first time and we got the birdie B.O. flavored beans. And being in a theater and eating like a vomit in the middle of the theater, being like, this sucks.

[Heath]

Do you think that that many people are just buying jelly bellies to keep them in business like that? I feel like I never see anybody getting, buying or gifting jelly bell.

[Matt]

I think jelly bellies, you always see it like a duty free shop when you're at the airport. Like, it's like a box of chocolates.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Jelly bellies, I mean, they have a whole factory out there in like Sacramento. And it looks amazing. And I want to go, how's going it made probably with gelatin and stuff.

[Heath]

Did you ever used to watch that unwrapped?

[Matt]

That was summers.

[Heath]

That was my show. Watching them make all those different candies and snacks and treats, I loved it. That little bts of all your favorite candies and everything. I remember there was a, like a dippin dots thing. When dippin dots first came out was revolutionary.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

The ice cream of the future.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And we're still here.

[Heath]

And dipping dots is still around, but there's knockoffs.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Dippin dots is only good if you're at a water park or maybe at a.

[Zane]

At a theme park is good too.

[Matt]

Having dippin dots in the comfort of your own home. I don't trust you. Like I.

[Heath]

Something's wrong.

[Matt]

If we're watching. If we're watching a movie at your house and someone goes, ice cream, hell yeah. Well, we got dipping dots. What the.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

Skunk spray or licorice. He's so excited. So excited.

[Matt]

He was. He knew what the game was.

[Zane]

He's been waiting for that bean boozled game to come to the house, and he's like, we got it. Let's play. He didn't even get the skunk. He got the licorice.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I think. I think his ear hurts. Skunk spray.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And he just imagined that, like, you know when someone's like, that's good marketing.

[Heath]

Though, because if I was a kid and I saw that, I'd be like, I need to try it.

[Zane]

Yeah. I need to try this. I need to see if it's gonna make me act like that.

[Heath]

But isn't there something special about Dippin Dots, though, where it has to be below freezing?

[Matt]

Oh, so you can't even have Dippin' Dots.

[Heath]

I don't think you can. They have to be.

[Matt]

What a terrible business model.

[Zane]

Wait. Oh, wait. You can't just put a dip in Dots, like, because they sell individual pies. Individual.

[Matt]

It's. What? Sorry.

[Zane]

They sell individual packs.

[Heath]

Yeah. But they're in a Dippin Dots freezer itself, which is, like, colder than freezing, I believe, because it has to be super cold, or else it would just, like, clump up and not be the balls anymore.

[Matt]

Yeah. So no one can have dip.

[Heath]

You can't just put it in your freezer.

[Zane]

Oh, well, that. There's got to be another way they can do this where you can have, like, Dippin Dot ice cream, but it's not, like, in ball form.

[Heath]

Okay. Dippin Dots needs to be kept extremely cold, specifically likely at negative 40 degrees.

[Zane]

So. And what is our freezers usually at? Oh, 10. Damn.

[Matt]

Some kids are like, I'm gonna take my tip of Dots home.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Put it in the freezer.

[Zane]

You know what? I thought it was colder than that. Freezers. Our freezers.

[Heath]

No, you're, like, just around freezing. Negative. That's why, like, sometimes I'll get ice cream and it'll be rock hard, and I'll put it in my freezer at home, and it ends up being softer.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And I'm like, it's still frozen, but it's not like.

[Zane]

Like, what it was after his ice cream.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

That stays soft. I think that's good. Right? If it's. If. If you pull out of the freezer and it's soft. So that's like good quality ice cream. No, if it's hard as a rock, it's like, this is not.

[Matt]

I. I like my ice cream lights up when you talk about. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not. But it's just like. You're like, oh, yeah, you're talking about that.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

You just.

[Heath]

You know what I got I'm on to right now is that talenti. Ice cream. Ice cream that's been around for so long, it's crazy. I just tried it recently.

[Zane]

You. You'd recognize it in a second.

[Heath]

Oh, dude. Matt, it is quality.

[Zane]

You've never seen that ice cream mat.

[Heath]

But it's impossible to open. I can't open them, dude. It's like, I can't open it.

[Matt]

It's just. No, you literally cannot.

[Zane]

It's just childproof. Like, you cannot.

[Matt]

People.

[Heath]

People saw the top off because you literally can't open it. But that. Because it just brings the hype, though. It makes you want it more. You start getting pissed.

[Zane]

And also it's in the freezer, so it makes it even more like locking in the.

[Matt]

They made it for it to be child proof.

[Heath]

So your kids, for something, some reason, it's so incredibly difficult to understand.

[Zane]

Is it good though? You like it?

[Heath]

Phenomenal.

[Zane]

It's your really. Oh, my God. Okay, so we'll try it. It's. It's just gelato.

[Matt]

I like Blue Bell, and I haven't had Blue Bell in a minute. They don't sell it out here. Blue Bell ice cream.

[Zane]

They don't sell it out here.

[Matt]

No, but like blue. Blue Bell, rainbow shirt. Herbert. So good. Blue Bell ice cream. All of it tastes good. Damn. Oh. Oh, those are good.

[Zane]

That looks amazing.

[Matt]

Safe place with some Blue bell.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

I went to New York pretty recently and they had a ice cream shop that was like all ice cream, but they had one ice milk and it was a chocolate ice milk. It was the best.

[Matt]

That's the flavor.

[Heath]

Well, it's. It's not ice cream. It's not gelato. I call them iced milks because I don't know what it is, but it's like icy.

[Zane]

You've never had, like, ice, like, ice cream. It's like you never have sauce serve. It doesn't taste like ice cream. It tastes like just.

[Heath]

You don't have that, like milky, like. You know like what Italian ice is? Yes, almost like that. But instead of being like a lemon or a raspberry, it's a vanilla chocolate. It.

[Zane]

Dude, I Don't like it personally. It was bad.

[Heath]

Oh, no, it's amazing. I like it more than ice cream cream.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

It's not. It's not like the. Where you need a glass of water after. Oh, it's so good.

[Zane]

Because the whole thing is water. It's ice water.

[Matt]

Speaking of ice cream, did y' all see that ice cream shop? I think it was out in New Jersey called Hazel Boutique.

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

So this new little ice cream shop, boutique. I don't know how long it's been around, but it seems young because the owners seem really young. Like girls maybe in their late 20s, early 30s.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

Yes. These two broads. Sorry, all respect. These ladies have this ice cream shop. A mom and her daughter are there at the ice cream shop. And normally at a proper restaurant, you have proper restaurant furniture. You have proper tables that are up to code and understood.

[Zane]

Four legs. It's flat.

[Matt]

Well, this place, they decided to do things a little different.

[Heath]

They wanted to be famous.

[Matt]

They didn't put property tables. They put high.

[Zane]

That's not the table.

[Matt]

Two layers or consoles. That's a console.

[Heath]

That's what you put your way.

[Matt]

Entry table. And guess how much each one is. Sixteen hundred dollars.

[Zane]

Bad. Stupid business idea. Stupid decision. Like, look at that table. That's actually the restaurant. Like with the table moving.

[Matt]

And so a mom is there with her kid and the kid just accidentally nudges the table.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

The whole thing falls to the ground. The ground. Also, if there was a toddler or a baby or it was a three.

[Heath]

Year old, I believe that.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

That this happened to.

[Matt]

But I'm saying if it fell. Correct. If it hit a small child, it could have killed small.

[Heath]

Probably heavy too.

[Matt]

It goes bam to the ground. It shatters in a bunch of pieces. And they're like, okay, is everyone good? The store owner, whoever there was working was like, before you leave, I need your credit card information. I need your driver's license. License. Because if you break it, you pay for it. And she goes, I'm sorry, what? I have to pay for this? And then. So the mom, they don't know how.

[Zane]

To run a business. When something breaks in a restaurant, it's not on the.

[Matt]

The mom then goes on tick tock, explains the whole situation, how ridiculous it is. The Internet does some investigating going, this is the table that they hit. Oh, girl. This is not even a table that's up to code. This is a marble entryway table. Get your lawyers up and take this business down.

[Heath]

Down.

[Matt]

The business has also said, has Put out an apology note and saying we did not intend to ask her to pay for the table. We just wanted to get information just so we're fully aware of what's going on.

[Zane]

That. That sounds like a give me your.

[Heath]

Credit card and all your info, but I'm not going to charge you. I just want to know for no reason.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So, yeah, now they've had to disable all of their comments. Everyone's coming out after them about the business. Obviously, they have to get new tables. What would you do? What would you do?

[Zane]

And that if I. If I broke the table or if I was a restaurant owner.

[Matt]

If you're the restaurant owner, and let's say you own the restaurant, and it was stupid of you to have gotten the marble tables. You're not working. One of your employees was like, you make it, you break it, you buy it, and this mom hits it. How are we getting out of this PR crisis?

[Zane]

Obviously replacing all the tables. Right. Was it the employee or was it the. The owner, the manager that asked to see the credit card?

[Matt]

I think it was just an employee of a girl who was working there. I don' to this one of the owners. I'm not sure. I don't have the full picture.

[Zane]

I think to get out of this PR crisis, I'd replace all the tables. I would do a whole day where you just give ice cream for free. Make it this a positive experience. Guys, come back in, please. We're so sorry that we had. We had dangerous furniture that like that a ice cream store just shouldn't have. We want to make it up to our community. Yes, we're going to get free ice cream all day. And yes, you're going to be spending. That's a lot of money that you're losing. But we got to make the community happy.

[Matt]

How long do you keep the comments disabled for?

[Zane]

I think don't disable. I know I get the disable for now, but just like, turn it back on after you. You fix it up after you do this day.

[Matt]

Okay. What about the person who had the terrible experience? The customer knocked down the table.

[Zane]

Yes. No free ice cream for the year.

[Matt]

For the year. Hey, Beth, thanks for coming back. Well, remember, we agreed that it ended at the end.

[Zane]

I would do an ap, like, apology note, flowers, and a card.

[Matt]

Wait, you're saying the employee does that to them? It just becomes a total after it's been one year, and you're like, ooh, ooh. Yeah. We did agree that it was going to be a year of free ice cream. You Know, I think we've had enough. We got new tables. Clearly. So. So I wish we wrote that contract. Remember, I still have your credit guided id. I don't think we want to be doing that.

[Heath]

Oh, let's.

[Zane]

Well, let's read it. First and foremost, we are extremely grateful that the three year old girl, her grandmother, mother and every customer who is present present are safe and unharmed. We understand this incident may have been startling when the table fell with a loud noise and our priority has been to ensure the family felt supported and cared. Four clear surveillance footage confirms that the young girl accidentally kicked the table causing it to tip over. Thankfully did not strike anyone and the child showed no signs of distress, walking away calmly from the scene. What is this apology? What? Just explain what. Following the incident, we personally called the child's mother to express our concern, offer our support and share our direct contact information should she need anything. As an added precaution, we have since removed all tables from our locations to eliminate any risk of a similar incident. We also want to be completely transparent. We would never hold anyone against the her will. The mother was not charged for the damage table even after asking how she could make it right given the table broke, we requested her contact information for insurance purposes. At Hazel Boutique, safety and hospitality are the foundation of everything we do. While this was an unfortunate and rare occurrence, our commitment to creating a safe, welcoming environment for every guest has never been stronger. We are incredibly thankful for our loyal customers and the communities we serve and will continue to do everything possible to ensure their safety and welcome well being.

[Heath]

But also like death to all of them.

[Zane]

This close it down.

[Heath]

Yeah, y' all got a budget if you got 1600 marble tables just like that around as your casual dining table.

[Matt]

Yeah, these are cute. Oh, look at this. Sabrina, look at this. Those could be the tables, right?

[Zane]

You know what they could have at least done Take the two tables.

[Matt]

There's two legs.

[Zane]

Take the two tables and somehow connect them to make it like a bigger table. If anything. If you like those tables so much. But the fact that it was. The fact it was wobbling like that, like just in a normal setting is crazy.

[Matt]

Yeah. They prioritize their aesthetic over of the.

[Zane]

Safety of the safety of their customers.

[Heath]

And that's why this is probably really heavy too.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

If that were to fall.

[Matt]

Bam.

[Zane]

Yeah. Matt, what would you do for the custom for that customer?

[Matt]

Oh my gosh, Great question. Ice cream. Ice cream for life. Not a year.

[Zane]

Oh, for life. Okay. Because most people get ice cream like maybe once every two weeks.

[Matt]

I don't know, just to prevent a lot.

[Heath]

Not unless you're going to Handles because I'm there weekly.

[Matt]

What can you do? Just prevent them from ever giving you a lawsuit to put your business.

[Zane]

Oh, I guess Ice cream for life.

[Matt]

And like we'll cater any of your little birthday parties. A little three year old?

[Zane]

No, it's only for her and the daughter.

[Heath]

She comes in with like the whole class like.

[Matt]

Yeah, she goes.

[Zane]

Just completely taking advantage of it.

[Matt]

I don't know. Just running it.

[Heath]

9.25 pounds.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Matt]

Bam.

[Zane]

That's really heavy.

[Heath]

Let's see the. Keep going through the site and they clearly have it up against the wal.

[Matt]

That's gonna be my Halloween costume.

[Zane]

It's just the table. Can I be the baby? Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. Boom. Hey, Hazel. We keep tagging them like we go there on Halloween night. Like.

[Zane]

Hazel Boutique. Boutique. But why they call Boutique for ice cream ice cream.

[Heath]

They're trying to sound. They're trying to justify $15 ice cream.

[Zane]

Ice cream scoops just to make it. It's kind of like that place that I used to work at. What's it called? Kill wins. Kill Wins. Chocolate.

[Heath]

Matt, have you been to Handles ice cream?

[Matt]

Handles?

[Zane]

Wait here. Handles?

[Heath]

It's the one that I got you that one night when you came over to the Woodland Hills when I was living over there. Remember I said this is the best ice cream you'll ever.

[Zane]

Oh, I don't. There was nothing. I didn't find it. I didn't find it anything special.

[Heath]

Right. Oh, I loved it.

[Zane]

Really?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

That I think was better than afters. I don't know about that.

[Heath]

Fresh ice cream made every single day.

[Zane]

I love that.

[Heath]

Yeah. If you. If you're near one and you're listening, go check them out.

[Zane]

Why can't I better you? It's so unfair.

[Matt]

Get Halo top.

[Zane]

No, no, I think Halo top tastes. I want creamy luxurious ice cream that has sugar in it, but it's also healthy. Like it's.

[Heath]

Why didn't make that protein pints? Zayn, look at that.

[Zane]

No, I want.

[Matt]

Want.

[Heath]

It's good.

[Zane]

It's good. Really? The whole. The whole pint is 30 grams.

[Matt]

Z's already touching his tummy.

[Heath]

Z, take it easy.

[Matt]

Slide. Enhance. Zoom in on that. Enhance. It is good.

[Zane]

Alexa, enhance. Wait. Not bad for the whole pint.

[Heath]

It's pretty good.

[Matt]

I hadn't had a popsicle in a minute though.

[Heath]

Fudge pops. I just got them.

[Matt]

Fudge. Get the. I hate.

[Zane]

Get the fudge out of here.

[Matt]

Fudge pops. That ruin a mood.

[Heath]

It kind of tastes like Wood fudge.

[Matt]

Is on the outside and cream on the inside.

[Heath]

No, no, it's just the.

[Matt]

There's fudge in the. No, he likes.

[Zane]

He likes ice milk, remember? So that is just like, ice.

[Heath]

Look, look, look. It's just a classic, okay? No, no, no, no, no. If you want, like, an off. If you want a really good pop popsicle, go to Costco. There's a variety pack. It's got three flavors. One of them is honeydew. I'm not a honeydew guy, but these popsicles will change your life.

[Matt]

Costco honeydew stick.

[Zane]

I'm going to Cost. I'm going to Costco next week. Next week.

[Heath]

That's it. That's it. That's it right there.

[Matt]

Melanoma.

[Heath]

Click. That's the. That's it. That's it right there.

[Matt]

Melania torum. What is the melanoma?

[Zane]

That's Matt. That's exactly what I thought of when I saw it in his freezer.

[Matt]

Wait, hold on. Those are rectangular.

[Heath]

Like, unbelievable.

[Matt]

I put my mouth on it, and I gotta go, like, why don't they curve it a little bit?

[Zane]

Because they want to be different. They want to be different. Every. Every. Every other brand does a circular.

[Heath]

Get the honeydew man. Just trust, Okay?

[Matt]

I will trust.

[Zane]

All right, Heath. I'm going to Costco because I'm gonna get them chicken cubes that I love so much, and I'm gonna. Also. Does not change my life.

[Heath]

I will have a problem. Creamy.

[Zane]

Oh, is this zero sugar or no?

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Zane]

You don't care.

[Matt]

Costco or Sam's Club? Which one's superior? Costco all day.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, Costco's fine. I used to. We used to be a big Sam's Club family back in Florida.

[Matt]

Yeah, same here.

[Zane]

Is there any more? Sam's Club? Is that a thing still?

[Matt]

I think it depends where you live.

[Zane]

Oh, they still have it. There's.

[Heath]

There's one by our old house.

[Matt]

I think if there's like, a Costco, Sam's Clubs are not trying to build where Costco Costco's are. Oh, Costco don't want to build where Sam's Club is because I think it's bad for.

[Zane]

Costco is like the. But the number one place, though.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Club came before Costco, but Costco improved.

[Heath]

I don't know if Sam's does like the gas and everything, too, but Costco's got cheaper gas. They. They do offer a lot.

[Zane]

Sam's Club don't do pizza. They don't do pizza. They also don't do them chicken cubes that I love so much.

[Heath]

Costco is generally considered more popular than Sam's Club. They're both successful. What's our membership costs here? What do we got?

[Matt]

There's all different kinds.

[Heath]

There's, like, tears.

[Matt]

I got a Costco gift card recently, but I'm like, but I don't have a Costco membership. Can I use my gift card for the membership? And we just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

Call that $65 a year for the gold star. And the executive membership is 130. Oh, Sam's is cheaper. Sam's 50 for the year, 110 for their premium.

[Zane]

That's not a bad membership price for that. But, like, are you getting a deal when you're shopping there? Like, do you get.

[Matt]

You're getting at a wholesale price.

[Zane]

Yeah, because you're buying.

[Heath]

Yeah. You will. 100. Save that over the. I mean, it depends on how much you shop, but.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah, you'll save that.

[Matt]

No, it makes sense. And you can, like, buy vacations at Costco.

[Zane]

What?

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they have a.

[Zane]

Travel that buys that whole area.

[Matt]

You walk in out of the back. There's all these other things that your car can get you. And it's like package deals because of the Costco.

[Zane]

So they're almost like. It's like. It's like a vacation travel agent type thing where they can get you just.

[Heath]

Like, some special offers.

[Matt]

Like, special offer. We got pizza.

[Zane]

Costco holiday right now.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

Yeah. You get, like, a Costco Carnival cruise. Yeah, Costco.

[Zane]

Oh, that's incredible. Wait, I love that.

[Matt]

Go to Cozumel.

[Zane]

To me, that's just like, hey, look, we're making so much money. Let's expand. What y' all want to do vacations? Let's do it. We got travel. I think everyone's just trying to be an Amazon, right? Like, they're just like, how many different pockets can we fill with our company? Yeah, these hotels are just like, oh, we got another Costco. We got another Costco family coming.

[Heath]

Checking in.

[Matt]

There's my discount. You know, you sign this executive.

[Zane]

Platinum diamond Costco member.

[Heath]

You know, you can sign up for aarp. They got great deals.

[Matt]

Yes, I've heard that.

[Zane]

Can you deliver Costco? My hospital?

[Heath]

No, no, no. Know, like, if I always thought you had to be, like, over 65 for AARP card.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You can get it at, like, any age. Denny's gives you, like, 25 off. If you're like, AARP.

[Matt]

Yeah. You get a Huge thing of coupons for all different types.

[Heath]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Matt]

Yeah, I've considered it, but I'm like. I don't know. I'm not a huge couponer guy. I like to just use what my credit.

[Zane]

I wish I was. I just wish I was really good at that, like, knowing how to, like, save money. Like that word. Like, everything I buy, I know there's a coupon.

[Matt]

I make sure that, like, when Mike, even though, you know you have your big credit card and you still get the credit card promo stuff in the mail, I always open that up to see, like, what's the new thing the credit card's offering.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Making sure I'm enrolling in those benefits so I don't miss it. So, for instance, like, Hilton, I feel like for my Chase card or something. Or amex had a $200 benefit. Or credit.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

If you stayed at their hotels, but you have to enroll in it to get it.

[Heath]

That's what I don't like. You got to enable it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Is. Is there an app out there where if you're, like, grocery shopping and you're like, you're about to take something off the shelf, you take a picture of it in the app, and then it gives you a immediately a coupon for that store. It saves it in your phone, and you keep shopping. You do that for every single item you get there. And you're like, oh, yep, I have coupons for all these items. It's all in this app. And you click one.

[Matt]

Beep, beep, beep.

[Zane]

Do they have anything like that that exists?

[Heath]

Have to be for that specific store?

[Zane]

Yeah. But you would search it in the app like, so I'm at Ralph's.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Boom. Take a picture of it. Here are the. Here's the coupon.

[Matt]

Ralph's pickup, when I used to do it, do that as I'm online shopping. He goes, do you want to apply a coupon to this item, too? And it would already be, like, registered to it, and it would. Oh, it's a price.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

I think.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's it.

[Matt]

That works. But there's also external coupons that could bring it down.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

Interesting.

[Heath]

You know what I do anytime I order online on, like, different websites.

[Zane]

Right.

[Heath]

When I'm going before checkout, I don't use, like, that honey thing I used to. And then I feel like it just kind of, like, stops finding them, too.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, it. It would work sometimes times, but every time I. I check out now, I'll search that website and I'll put like promo code. And I will always find a promo code right before checking out. Oh, that's. There's like 10 different sites that'll have stuff up for like this month. And it'll give you the list of what the promos are. It'll be like 2020 off this order or whatever it is.

[Zane]

And is this like, what site are you usually shopping?

[Heath]

Any site. Literally anything.

[Zane]

Like you just put on Google, like Reddit, like where are you looking for?

[Heath]

I'll just go on. I'll just Google that place that I'm shopping and then promo code.

[Zane]

I tried that a couple times and I felt like every time I found one it was expired already. Okay. I feel like this is something.

[Heath]

It'll take like 15 minutes to find one that'll work. But you will, like, you will always.

[Zane]

You got to work. You got to work for that disc.

[Heath]

That's right.

[Zane]

Do. Have you ever seen the girl that. That is like a travel agent, but for like really, really rich people. And she'll record herself talking to like her clients. And like the clients would be like, fight, like fighting with their. Like, like. So the travel agent, this girl would call the client and go, hey, so your daughter really wants to have a vacation in Tulum. And So she's requesting $250,000 for her and her friends to have a villa on the water, blah, blah. And then. And the guy would like freak out. I was like, absolutely not. But this is like. But like, I feel like it's real. No, no, this is like she works like she is a. She's like a. She's a travel part of me.

[Matt]

It thinks it's real. Well, no, I think it is real because it can just get good views. Yeah, but there's no way out. Every time does she have multiple ones and it's people getting mad about her asking on behalf of people to spend their money on their kids.

[Zane]

It's different every time. But I think she only posts the ones that are like worth posting. But also it could be fake conversations. But this is her job. You what? I mean, but I don't see her gaining any more clients if they know that she's posting these conversations. Cuz these are like. No, like, it's crazy. The conversations that she posts. Like, I like, you could pull. Can you turn on the audio for one of them?

[Matt]

What does she want? I mean, how much does she want to spend?

[Zane]

Probably close to 60.

[Matt]

60,000.

[Zane]

Yeah. Hi, Brian, how are you? It's Liv calling from Top Tier Travel.

[Matt]

You.

[Zane]

I'm Good. I'm good. I have to call you due to a request from your lovely daughter.

[Matt]

Oh, God, what the hell?

[Zane]

She is currently in Saint Tropez and she's looking to do a little jump over Europe. A little jump over to Europe?

[Matt]

A little scared to ask you, so.

[Zane]

Sent me your way.

[Matt]

She said you're a little upset because.

[Zane]

Of the car and everything and you're cutting down on the spending.

[Matt]

The car?

[Heath]

What do you mean?

[Matt]

What. What car?

[Zane]

Sorry, I shouldn't have said anything.

[Heath]

She mentioned that she got.

[Matt]

I'm just with you.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. Don't do that, Brian. It. It sounds real. Yeah, she. She wants to go to Monte Carlo for a couple days. Her girlfriends are going just standard suite. They want to see the casino, do a few nights there.

[Matt]

She's just a little scared to ask you right now.

[Zane]

Send me your ride.

[Matt]

What does she want? I mean, how much does she want to spend?

[Zane]

Probably close to 60.

[Matt]

60,000?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Okay, you can tell her $25,000 tops. And that's all she's going to get from dad on this trip.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

So you can pause the other line though. Sounds like he's like 25, though.

[Zane]

Yeah. So she posts a lot of these videos. This is just her. This is her TikTok page. This is all she posts. And I've watched a lot of them and I'm going through the comments and just looking for ones that are like, this is fake. But like, I don't see any of those comments ever. And it's. It seems real. But then in my head I'm like, there's no way she's getting any more clients after this page. Because I would never want my conversation online. Like on TikTok. Yeah, it's very private. It's like when it comes.

[Matt]

She's even saying the name of her company. Right?

[Zane]

Yeah. Top Tier Travel. And I don't see anybody watching this and going, oh, I want to work with her. Because, like. Right. It's. What. But she sounds. She sounds.

[Matt]

All of these are staged.

[Zane]

You think everything is staged. I feel like somebody would called her out.

[Matt]

That conversation where she's like, oh, the car. And he's like, what car? Like, it's all.

[Heath]

It's too fun.

[Matt]

It's too perfect of a conversation.

[Zane]

I agree. It does. It does sound perfect. And you know, any other I would have been like, that's fake.

[Heath]

Okay. You think she's trying to get some clients from this.

[Matt]

So, for example, the guy who's that dude who sells private planes on Instagram.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And he has people come in and he's showing them. All right, so what's your budget? I'll write 30 million. And he has this incredible screen in front of him. Those people are in for the YouTube videos. Are not buying the planes. Yeah, those are people who are come. He has these people come in and films the whole thing. So someone who does want to buy a plane can see what the experience is like. Because if someone was coming in with that much money, I'd be like, sorry, car camera's off. Get the out of here.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You're not filming me making this huge financial purchase about something I'm buying.

[Zane]

Right?

[Matt]

Right. So. But it makes it look cool. So where it's like, I want to buy a plane from that guy.

[Zane]

So you think this is working for other people?

[Matt]

Yes, I think so. Where they.

[Heath]

She.

[Matt]

Because she has, like, a. A coolness, like, about managing it and showing she can handle it.

[Zane]

She's also losing a ton of people that think it's real that she's posting these. These conversations. Right. So that's like a big risk, like.

[Matt]

Losing all that personality points. Because people just like her personality and they go, hell yeah, let's book our trip. Like, let's do it through that girl. Because she's cool. I like her tick tocks and stuff.

[Zane]

Should I try reaching out and see, like, and just like. And then I'd like to set up and just, like, see how the conversation goes to see if it's, like, legit.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

Because I do want to call her and be like, hey, so those, like, those conversations on, like, I just. I want to make sure it's like, what. Our business is private. I just want to see what she. She says. Like, oh, those are. Oh, those are just like, for fun. Like, oh, those aren't real. Like, I always want to hear what she says.

[Heath]

You should try it.

[Matt]

Go see it.

[Zane]

Okay, I will. Yeah, I'll reach out.

[Heath]

There's another person that I see on Tick Tock. And I don't know if it's. I don't know if it's real.

[Matt]

What.

[Heath]

But I also feel stupid about it. Have you seen the artisanal pencil sharpener guy?

[Matt]

Does he, like, sharpen?

[Heath]

I don't know if he's just really invested in this bit.

[Matt]

Is it one pencil he keeps sharpening?

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

And it's really small. No, no.

[Heath]

He says he has clients that send him these pencils and he shows you different ways that he's a pencil sharpener for, you know, writers and people that want these perfectly sharpened pencils Shut the.

[Matt]

Oh no. Yeah, he's trolling.

[Zane]

There's no troll people sending their pencils.

[Heath]

Cuz he's like, there's different styles of.

[Matt]

Website. If you go to his page and you click like his.

[Heath]

Yeah, you could like buy his pencils and stuff like that.

[Zane]

I could see maybe buying his pencils but not turning your pencils in to get it sharpened by him, like getting a client.

[Heath]

And it sure can do like 10 pencils at a time for clients usually. And then once they break, they go through them, they send it back in for sharpening.

[Matt]

Well, and he says this is called the Lincoln technique.

[Heath]

So good. Yeah, the, this is the Lincoln.

[Matt]

Okay, you know what, maybe this is real.

[Heath]

So serious with it that I'm like, I literally don't know.

[Zane]

So you can buy packs of pencils.

[Heath]

From this guy pre sharpened or if you have your pencils, you send them in, he'll sharpen them.

[Matt]

I don't so but like the pencil didn't like breaks. Imagine you get a pencil sending your.

[Zane]

Pencil in to get sharpened. I think that's so silly. I think buying pencils from him because he has like good quality. I could see that makes sense. Like if I'm someone who writes with pencils a lot and I'm said I have the money, I don't want to buy from Staples, I want to buy it from this guy. Like this seems like a good quality pencil. I don't know.

[Matt]

See he just sells pencils but like there's nothing about like booking a certain type of sharpen.

[Zane]

Is that his pencils right there?

[Matt]

He's David. Oh this is silly. This is so silly.

[Zane]

55, four and a half star.

[Heath]

Go all the way down, see mailing address. You just send him your pencil. Pencils man.

[Matt]

Oh yeah, I gotta join the discord of pencil sharpeners.

[Heath]

Very bizarre. But he's so committed that I'm like, I can't tell if this is real.

[Zane]

Okay, so Heath, why don't you buy the pencils?

[Matt]

Yeah, buy the pencils.

[Zane]

Should I report back? Yeah, we all have homework.

[Matt]

We all have.

[Heath]

Everybody's just curious. They're like, is this real? So let me just do it. And then he's just getting sales from people that are curious.

[Zane]

And sometimes I feel like if you ask like a kid this like a Gen Z, they're be like of course it's a fake, you idiot. Like are we like, you know how we're, we're getting old? Old enough where it's like is this real or not? Like I will never believe it's real. You know what I mean?

[Heath]

Then he shows you the difference of why doing it this way is better than with one of the. I'm like, this guy's serious.

[Zane]

Like, well, Heath, it looks like he's got the people watching his videos.

[Heath]

They crush.

[Zane]

He wouldn't. He wouldn't.

[Matt]

He wouldn't get four minutes long. 330, 350. That's.

[Heath]

That's the Washington.

[Zane]

Damn.

[Matt]

That's.

[Heath]

That's the Washington technique.

[Matt]

You know it all.

[Zane]

The Washington tip. Is that what he called it?

[Heath]

They call it, man. That's, that's the type of cut. And then he shows you the. I don't know.

[Matt]

Whatever.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

Well, yeah, no, I think that's all we have to say is like, like, you should buy a pack and then just see, okay, the experience, like, and report. Like, I want to see it in your hand.

[Heath]

Does anybody know what a number one pencil looks like? Have you ever used one?

[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

I've heard. What's the difference between a number one?

[Heath]

No, they're all just number two. Every. Every pencil growing up is just a number two pencil. What?

[Matt]

Well, some aren't.

[Zane]

Also known as a B pencil is a soft pencil that produces dark, bold lines, making it a good choice for drawing and shading. It contains more graphite and less clay than a number two pencil, causing it to smudge more easily. Oh, it just smudges more. That's why we number one, like, you can't do work because it's just smudging everywhere.

[Heath]

Number two. Look at, at that. Number four.

[Matt]

Ooh.

[Zane]

What are those for? Is that for, like, blueprint?

[Heath]

I do like the Home Depot pencils that are, like, wide.

[Zane]

Love a good wide pencil, huh?

[Heath]

They're really nice.

[Zane]

The, the big, the big boys.

[Heath]

Yeah, they're, like, thick, but they're, like, thin.

[Zane]

You, dude, you're just a dad now.

[Heath]

You know, I went to Home Depot the other day. I got Zayn's first toolkit.

[Matt]

Yeah, love.

[Heath]

I love.

[Zane]

I was like, you know what? I, I, I could tell he was so excited, too, that he really wanted to get this tool. I said, you know what?

[Matt]

Get the tool brand.

[Heath]

So I'm a Milwaukee guy.

[Matt]

Me too, but I don't anything Milwaukee.

[Heath]

But I, I got him set up with, like, a nice Milwaukee, like, starter, you know, everything he will ever need.

[Zane]

I was right about the blue parents. I cannot believe I got that.

[Matt]

How much is a Milwaukee starter toolkit?

[Heath]

Well, they have different packs and deals where you get the B battery and the charger. A battery Alone from Milwaukee is like 160 bucks.

[Matt]

Okay. And he got a power drill and a tool kit or what?

[Heath]

Power. Power Dr. Drill, impact and battery and a charger I think they had on sale for like 2:25 or something like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Then I got him full socket set.

[Matt]

How much is.

[Zane]

It was like. It was like.

[Matt]

How much did you.

[Zane]

It's like my first Father's Day present I've ever received. And I'm not even for everything.

[Matt]

For the whole kitten caboodle.

[Zane]

Yeah, I wish I asked for that.

[Matt]

On my wedding registry.

[Zane]

Oh, toolbox.

[Heath]

How are.

[Matt]

I mean, I have. I have a tool kit that's like, good enough. It does everything that I can around the house. It's just not one of those iconic buy it for life brand ones.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But I really like Milwaukee as a brand. I definitely recommend.

[Matt]

What's the orange brand?

[Heath]

Dual dewalt is like a yellowy color.

[Matt]

Oh, I have an orange Decker.

[Heath]

Like a Decker.

[Matt]

I think I have a Decker power drill. Yeah, I have a Decker power draw.

[Heath]

I do like the aesthetics of McKinnon Makita, though. I think they got a really cool color.

[Matt]

What color is that?

[Heath]

It's kind of like a tealy blue. Good looking power tools.

[Matt]

Oh, love the.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

That might. Those. That matches my car.

[Heath]

It's really nice.

[Zane]

I love that aesthetic.

[Matt]

I might become a Makita.

[Zane]

Yeah, I think he. I think I might be a Makita one too.

[Heath]

Well, you better not because you just got Milwaukee starter kit.

[Zane]

Well, no, you know. Well, you know me. I like a good aesthetic, so I might go to that.

[Heath]

And then did you know that Ryobi, you know, they're like lime green.

[Matt]

No.

[Heath]

So Ryobi, super, super popular at Home Depot. Like, they got a lot of stuff that's like their home brand that they push, but they made it sound like it was like a foreign company. So it kind of had like a little bit of like a appeal to it, but it's not. It's just Home Depot.

[Zane]

I think that was the first drill I had.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

I actually have the blow. The air blower, the Ryobi air blower, or the leaf blower.

[Matt]

I love these Makitas. I'm like, this a good color. I'm obsessed. They're really like, they're better. It's the exact color I've been like, wanting.

[Heath]

It's really nice.

[Matt]

I might get a Makita toolkit.

[Zane]

Guys, this is pretty crazy. This is our second to last episode of this season. We're about to hit our 300th episode which is next week. So crazy.

[Heath]

How the are we big deal.

[Matt]

It's a big 300.

[Zane]

We're at 300.

[Heath]

Pretty crazy.

[Zane]

We are past what my Zaina Jozi vlogs. I never got to my 300th vlog.

[Matt]

Wow. We did it.

[Zane]

And I was. And I vlogged. I vlogged and we had got past that 300.

[Heath]

It's gonna be massive. It's, it's a big achievement for all of us. And thank you guys as always for sticking with us and watching us for this long. It means a lot. After the 300th comes out, we're probably gonna take about a two week break. We, we're gonna, we will, we will.

[Zane]

Take a two week break.

[Heath]

We're gonna re, we're gonna revamp. We're gonna, you know, change things up and we're super excited to show you what the new and improved Zan and Heath unfiltered show is going to be like again. If you want to check out our patreon patreon.com Zayan and Heath we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. We also do a live Q and A, a bonus episode every single month. And you get early access to all episodes, all AD free. Patreon.com Zane and Heat to check it out.

[Zane]

You can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form. YouTube.com Zayn and Heath that's right, unwind.

[Heath]

We'll see you in a second and we love you.

[Zane]

Peace and blessings.

[Matt]

Very good.

[Zane]

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