312: We Got Caught by the Police!

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Episode 312: "We Got Caught by the Police!"

Hosts: Zane & Heath
Guests: Leah, Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas)
Date: December 22, 2025

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered blends classic friend-group banter with personal updates, viral tales, and candid conversations about life changes. The group shares stories ranging from baby blankets and socks to traffic scams and wacky cruise ships. Sprinkled throughout are hilariously honest dialogs about dating lives, body transformations, and life’s financial realities. The tone is energetic, unfiltered, and full of memorable moments.

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Main Themes & Topics

• Heath’s Impending Fatherhood & Baby Blanket Reveal
• Viral LA Traffic "Entrapment" Police Story
• Cruise Ship Confessions: From JoJo Siwa to “Poop Cruise”
• Dating Life, Missed Connections & "The One That Got Away"
• Body Image & Transformation Journeys
• Financial Anxiety vs. “Bougie Living”
• Sperm Donation, Half-Siblings & Modern Family Realities

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Highlights & Key Discussions

1. Heath’s Baby Watch & Heartfelt Gift (03:02–05:07)

• Heath is attending virtually, staying home because his wife Mariah could go into labor any moment.
• Matt Rogers gifts Heath a hand-knit baby blanket, detailing the stitch and his personal thoughtfulness.
• Quote:

  "I made it with love. I was thinking of you guys the whole time." — Matt Rogers (05:01)

Timestamp Highlights:

• [03:02–05:07] – Blanket reveal and emotional segment about impending fatherhood
• Due date, labor induction discussions, and the nerves around scheduling a baby's birth (05:12–06:26)

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2. The Great Sock Debate & "Ballerina" Socks (01:05–02:32)

• The group playfully roasts Zane for his sock choice, digressing into a debate on the disgrace of "no show" versus full socks.
• Quote:

  "I call them ballerina socks. It's so crazy." — Zane (01:24)

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3. Leah’s Dating Life & Bar Makeouts (10:02–16:34)

• Matt reveals Leah made out with his college friend, leading to stories about random bar connections and failed DMs.
• Leah jokes about her “second bedroom invite” gag and hunting for friend groups over husbands.
• Quote:

  "My spectrum of my type is very broad and goes all over the map." — Leah (16:23)

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4. Viral Police Entrapment in LA (29:36–34:39)

• Heath shows a viral video: cops on motorcycles entrapping drivers via fake jaywalking—despite jaywalking having recently become legal.
• Ethical outrage and anecdotes about traffic tickets, stop sign "rolling," and red-light camera scams ensue.
• Quote:

  "They're hiding in parking lots and hiring people to illegally walk across the street... and whoever passes them gets a ticket." — Heath (31:09)

• [31:01–33:54] – Video breakdown and reactions to policing tactics

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5. Body Image, Diets, & Transformation Talk (20:43–23:54; 25:09–29:02)

• Zane and Heath reminisce about old, slimmer days, and joke about “Hot Girl Diets.”
• Heath discusses his multi-day fast, breaking it early due to fasting-induced hives, and past pescatarian attempts.
• The group openly jokes about body changes and social media “reveal” anxieties.
• Quote:

  "Even our vine days, we were snatched." — Heath (25:18)

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6. Insane Fast Food Lines & Grand Openings (16:40–19:17)

• Discussion of Nashville’s In-N-Out opening and mile-long lines; pros/cons of opening day visits; In-N-Out vs. Whataburger vs. Five Guys vs. Chick-fil-A debates.
• Quote:

  "That's why I'm not going on opening day... I'll wait weeks until they get situated." — Matt Rogers (18:10)

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7. Road Rage Tales & Vehicle Mishaps (38:14–40:49)

• Heath recounts friends shooting bottle rockets out car windows, leading to a road rage-induced crash.
• Leah confesses to a minor crash while texting Zane—and getting away with it because it was a rental.
• Sobering test-drive accident anxieties and the hazards of drunk-test-driving at state fairs.
• Quote:

  "I don't know if I'd be able... to go to a dealership again." — Heath, on crashing a test car (40:52)

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8. Cruises: The Good, the Bad, and the JoJo Siwa (43:06–48:11)

• Spirited discussion about JoJo Siwa’s family cruise, Netflix “poop cruise” disasters, and the unique culture of cruise vacations.
• Leah expresses her yearning for a singles party cruise. Everyone recalls awkward cruise encounters and casino catastrophes.
• Quote:

  "Those poor dads who are buying those tickets." — Matt Rogers, on JoJo Siwa cruise (44:35)

• [44:10–48:11] – Cruise memories, horror stories, and laughter

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9. Dating Apps, The One That Got Away & Modern Romance (49:53–57:16)

• Leah and Zane update each other on the status of their dating lives: failed dates, missed connections, and “types.”
• Zane shares his insecurities around bar approaches and rejection, while Leah advocates for women doing the approaching.
• Group unpacks what to do when a connection chooses a friend instead, and whether to “unmatch.”
• Quote:

  "I feel like that's why now at the bars, I'm the one having to go out and hunt because I'm like, this is a blue job. I'm doing what the men won't." — Leah (54:47)

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10. Sperm Donation, DNA Testing & Family Curiosity (63:47–69:41)

• A candid sidebar featuring an unidentified female guest who shares her experience of being a donor-conceived child, connecting with half-siblings, and the awkwardness of sperm bank privacy.
• The group wonders about sperm donor databases, “Sperm World” documentaries, and just how much donors (and children) know.
• Quote:

  "Damn, that would suck. Even your sperm wouldn't get picked. You don't get laid, and then your sperm also doesn't." — Heath (64:32)

• [63:47–67:41] – Candid, humorous, and insightful discussion

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11. Living Bougie While Broke: Adulting in LA (72:19–74:53)

• Leah details her financial stress—rent, car payments—while admitting to living beyond her means.
• The group jokes about why $100,000 “is now low class,” and trading old TVs for new flatscreens.
• Quote:

  "My rent is now 3250 and it hurts. But I love my house... I'm trying to be an adult." — Leah (72:28)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I call them ballerina socks." — Zane (01:24)
• "You're over here moving like, literally, butter." — Zane to Heath (02:36)
• "It smells like love and friendship and many years of it." — Matt Rogers, describing the baby blanket (04:34)
• "That's my spectrum of my type—it goes all over the map." — Leah (16:23)
• "It's baiting. It's entrapment." — Heath, on LA police setup (30:55)
• "It's all about that hot girl diet. Me and my mom, day three—we’re literally shaking." — Zane (20:48)
• "I just want to get it big up here so the rest doesn't matter." — Zane, on body image goals (23:49)
• "Did you ever have one that got away?" — Heath (52:54)
• "Damn, that would suck. Even your sperm wouldn't get picked." — Heath (64:32)
• "I'm at the verge of a sperm donor." — Leah (63:34)
• "Money in, money out." — Heath (73:26)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |:--------------|:--------------------------------------------------| | 03:02–05:07 | Baby Blanket Gift, Heath's Fatherhood Update | | 10:02–16:34 | Leah's Bar Makeout Story, Types, and Dating Gags | | 29:36–34:39 | LA Police Entrapment/Got Caught by the Police | | 20:43–23:54 | Hot Girl Diets and Transformation Memories | | 25:09–29:02 | Diets, Fasting, Health Woes | | 38:14–40:49 | Fireworks Road Rage Event, Car Crash Anecdotes | | 43:06–48:11 | Cruise Ship Stories and Poop Cruise Doc | | 49:53–57:16 | Modern Dating, Dating Apps, Lost Love | | 63:47–67:41 | Sperm Donation, DNA, Family | | 72:19–74:53 | Adulting, Finances, LA Rent Woes |

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Tone & Style

The episode is freewheeling and unfiltered—loaded with sarcasm, warmth, chaotic energy, and supportive friendship vibes. The group’s rapport shines through both in playful roasting and genuine heart-to-hearts about major life changes and day-to-day struggles.

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If You Only Listen to a Few Parts

• 03:02–05:07 — Matt gifting Heath a heartfelt baby blanket (emotional & warm)
• 29:36–34:39 — Viral police entrapment and public outrage (funny + spicy debate)
• 43:06–48:11 — Cruise horror stories, JoJo Siwa cruise banter (wild ride)
• 63:47–67:41 — Raw talk about sperm banks, half-siblings, and the new family tree

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a quintessential Zane & Heath blend: wild stories, viral tales, and thoughtful real-talk about love, life, and growing up—served with a heavy dash of humor and camaraderie. If you love spontaneous, wide-ranging convo from hilarious, self-aware friends, Episode 312 is for you!

Transcript

[Matt Rogers]

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[Zane]

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[Leah]

Gotta get you some long socks.

[Zane]

I. I normally, I normally do. I just.

[Matt Rogers]

Leah, what are your thoughts on no show socks?

[Leah]

I'm not a fan of them.

[Zane]

I'm not a fan of them either. It's just all I had, I was running out.

[Leah]

I threw actually all my no show socks away. Oh. Like girls, I don't even own them. But for men especially because to me.

[Zane]

I call them ballerina socks. It's so crazy.

[Leah]

I don't know. But now that I see these aren't.

[Zane]

Well, these aren't ballerina. So these are, these are regular socks.

[Leah]

Always had those.

[Zane]

These are regular socks.

[Leah]

But you did have the ballerina ones.

[Zane]

I did. Well for my, for my loafer. Not loafers. I have, you know those loafers that I have. I wear those because it used to be cool to not wear socks with those type of shoes. But you needed to wear socks still. So I had those socks for those loafers. But I don't wear loafers a lot anymore so I don't have any socks like that.

[Leah]

Like that's the cool thing is like having your socks like bunch.

[Zane]

Yeah. I saw this TikTok where somebody, a girl was showing her boyfriend cooking in the kitchen and he was wearing only the was ballerina sauce. It looked so bad. It was like oh my God. She. Her caption was oh my God, my new ick. I was like, you know what that is?

[Heath]

I used to have the no see ums but it had the rubber on the back of it for the Heel so it wouldn't slip off because it was so small and low.

[Matt Rogers]

The.

[Zane]

No, the no slip on the. On the ring.

[Heath]

Yeah, it was. It was right. It was right on the back side so it wouldn't slide down.

[Zane]

Your suicide's dirty. No, they're not.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Heath]

They are dirty.

[Zane]

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's actually the lighting. It was the light.

[Heath]

My. My camera is so clear that they look dirty. They're actually good.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Dude, Heath, you're moving like, literally butter.

[Matt Rogers]

Left and right on each bottom of his foot.

[Heath]

You guys over here. I got Lee over here.

[Matt Rogers]

Hey, girl. Hey.

[Zane]

Okay, so today. Today is kind of cool because we also have Leah here too. Say hey.

[Matt Rogers]

Welcome back. Hey, Leah.

[Leah]

I'm back so soon.

[Zane]

Yeah, I know. This is actually really exciting. Should be really excited for you because this is our. One of our first virtual episode. This is our second virtual episode.

[Leah]

Wow. I feel so honored.

[Zane]

Yes. We want. Heath has to stay just. Just to keep you updated. Everybody else knows watching, but Heath is home right now because any. Literally any minute now, Mariah is going to have that baby out. And we need to make sure that Heath is home.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm so excited for that crazy in. On that note, since it could be any minute, can I get this one little part thing out of the way? Because I don't want, like, Heath to be like, I got to go. Bye. See you later without me doing this. So, Heath, as you know, as we said on day one of finding out that Mariah was pregnant, I was obviously going to knit you guys a baby BL blanket. And guess what? I finished last night.

[Heath]

Did you?

[Matt Rogers]

I did.

[Zane]

You finished?

[Heath]

Let me see, let me see, let me see.

[Matt Rogers]

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen. This is the baby. Yes. This is different than ones I've done.

[Leah]

What do you call those?

[Matt Rogers]

So tighten it. It's a border. That is a moss stitch, which I usually have done with my blankets in the past.

[Zane]

As you're explaining.

[Matt Rogers]

Show the stock in that side. The other. Yeah, no, turn it around, turn it around. This is the good side.

[Leah]

Wow. That's professional.

[Matt Rogers]

There it is.

[Heath]

And so very nice.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you. Heat. I'm so excited for you and Mariah and baby. Whatever its name is going to be.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

To enjoy it. What do you think, Zane?

[Zane]

This is.

[Heath]

Oh, no, you put the label on it.

[Zane]

It looks like fudgeing something that you see in Pottery Barn or something. I don't know, like very like high quality and shit, you know, Nice.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Literally looks machine.

[Zane]

But why does it smell like that?

[Matt Rogers]

I make Sure. I smell good.

[Zane]

What's that smell? No, that's really n. Good job.

[Matt Rogers]

It smells like love. It smells like love and friendship and many years of it.

[Zane]

That's a perfect size for a newborn baby.

[Matt Rogers]

It really is. It's two feet by two feet. You know, do what you want. You know, you're probably going to get spit up on it. Anything. Get it dirty.

[Heath]

It happens. It happens.

[Matt Rogers]

Have a great time with it.

[Zane]

A good thing it's white because babies machine wash white.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, it's machine washable. Yeah, it's so. It'll wash just fine and authentic it to you right after this. But thank you, Matt.

[Heath]

That was very sweet.

[Matt Rogers]

Of course, my man. I'm so excited for you guys. I made it with love. I was thinking of guys the whole time today.

[Zane]

Just, just, just so you know exactly what day today is. Today is December 11th.

[Heath]

11Th.

[Zane]

11Th. In two days. She technically has to go to the hospital, but she was telling me, I texted Mariah, I text Mariah, like, maybe every three weeks as I don't want to bug her, but I just like, for updates. And I was like. And she was telling me that if the 13th. She's fine. She doesn't have to go until the 16th. Like, what's that?

[Heath]

Yeah, so we had another, like, appointment, and they basically said if he doesn't come before the 13th, they'll schedule like an induction. Right. So they'll like induce her in labor. And they were like, you could either do the 16th or Christmas Eve if you haven't had him yet.

[Zane]

And we're like, oh, my God, that's my grandma's birthday.

[Matt Rogers]

Christmas Eve.

[Zane]

My dad, too. Get out of here.

[Leah]

Do you want a Christmas Eve birthday, though?

[Matt Rogers]

I feel like you didn't.

[Heath]

I didn't. So we were like, okay, we'll schedule the 16th. But then we're like, that's only three days after her due date. And I was like, it's not like that late. Right. So I was like, maybe we won't even do that. I think we'll just kind of let it ride, you know?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

When it's done, it's done.

[Zane]

Oh, my God, that's so exciting. I can't wait.

[Heath]

But yeah, we don't really want to. Just like. I guess force induce just to. For the sake of it.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Leah]

But just to pick your own date.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Just.

[Heath]

Cause, you know, we're trying to avoid a C section and I just feel like it might be like a C section if you go in and it's not ready. They're like, okay, we'll just do what we have to do to get it out.

[Zane]

Oh, Heath, remember we were talking about this on the podcast, and we were trying to figure out if my big ass came out of my mom's C section or naturally?

[Matt Rogers]

Because.

[Zane]

Because remember how big I was as a baby? I asked her natural, oh, God bless you thing. Thank you, Mom. Yeah, I couldn't believe. I was like, oh, God, Mom, I'm so sorry for that. I'm sorry I didn't kill her.

[Heath]

Were you there when we were talking about the. The cut?

[Zane]

The cut.

[Matt Rogers]

The circumcision.

[Heath]

No, no, no.

[Matt Rogers]

Another kind of cut.

[Leah]

Raise your hand if you're circumcised.

[Zane]

Wait, what do you mean? What cut?

[Heath]

To, like, help it come out easier. They.

[Leah]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Your butthole can rip too. Can it go all the way down? Yeah, you can cut.

[Zane]

Wow. Imagine coming out. Imagine coming out of the butthole. No, but, like, if it's. If you imagine you keep slicing. I was like, oh, oh, this baby's.

[Leah]

Gonna be a baby.

[Matt Rogers]

It's like your perennium. Is that what it is?

[Leah]

That. That middle?

[Zane]

Wow. No, just. It'd be kind of cool, like, if.

[Heath]

You'Re like, was I. Was I a C sect imaginal? She's like, actually analy.

[Zane]

Oh, that's funny.

[Heath]

All right, cool.

[Zane]

But, yeah, we have Leah on today, and we're not gonna. You know, obviously, whenever we have people on, we kind of interview them, but Leah's just gonna be like, I'm just chilling today. She's just chilling on the side.

[Leah]

But also, don't look at my nails because I'm missing half of them.

[Zane]

Yeah, we.

[Leah]

I'll try to hide it.

[Zane]

I know you said you're really busy because she was gonna come on the last episode, but she was busy. You're busy right now. You're doing, like, interviews for your show, right?

[Leah]

Yeah, I'm a busy. My breast tour.

[Zane]

Yeah, you got.

[Matt Rogers]

You.

[Zane]

You're filming so many interviews. Is it like, how. How much are you. Like, how many days are you filming these interviews for? For a whole season.

[Leah]

We did a lot when we were there, but I feel like we're catching up because now things are being edited so they have to, like, fill in the blanks of, like, some of the stuff might not be being used of what we did in the interviews there.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

So now they have to just pick it up here. So I've done two. We'll probably do about a couple more.

[Zane]

Got it. And you're. And you're still working like you went to your old. You do your thing. That's crazy.

[Leah]

I'm potent business.

[Zane]

That's crazy.

[Leah]

I know. And my boss is he currently. He's Jewish, so I.

[Matt Rogers]

That's the best.

[Leah]

I have Hanukkah to. To, you know, do for him and all of his kids.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Leah]

Between that and this.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh boy.

[Zane]

Yeah. But for you guys, a lot for everybody wondering if you're confused. She. She filmed a secret show. We can't talk about it yet, but once it's about to come out or honestly, once that trailer drops, drops, drops in, I. I think we can finally talk about it. I. I can't wait to talk about it again.

[Heath]

Do they have a date for the trailer yet?

[Leah]

No.

[Zane]

No. No date.

[Leah]

No date.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, we got so much to go into. Should we run that intro?

[Zane]

Yes, let's roll the intro, baby. Heath, you ready? Raise your drinks up in the air if you just don't care it's coffee. Tall baby.

[Leah]

Cheers.

[Zane]

Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm Matt.

[Leah]

And I'm Leah.

[Zane]

Thank you again for coming to another episode. We appreciate it.

[Matt Rogers]

Leah made out with one of my friends from college.

[Leah]

Oh, at your wedding?

[Matt Rogers]

No, not at my wedding. No. It happened recently. I got some texts.

[Leah]

Wait, wait, remind me of who this was.

[Matt Rogers]

Did you. Wait, hold on.

[Zane]

Wait, this was recently?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, no, it was recently. I got some texts and he's like, do you know this Leah girl? And I'm like, yeah, I do. And he was like sending pics of you guys and all that. He said.

[Leah]

I remember this.

[Matt Rogers]

He did say we all made out. So I don't know if it's like, did he make out with you and then all of your friends?

[Leah]

Yes, yes, it's fine. I love him.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, he's a gem.

[Leah]

I was at the bar, right? So I met Jameson's and that is.

[Zane]

It's a make out place. It really is.

[Leah]

Well, he walked by and he just was licking his lips. He was like. And I go, don't you lick your lips at me.

[Zane]

And then he was just. He was. He had.

[Leah]

You know, me. I'm like, I'm going to go for what I want, right? So I was, was. He just kind of. He looked cute, like. So I was like, come on over. And like, he was so funny. Like, he's not normally my type. He's wearing a Patagonia vest. So I was like, that's gotta. Gotta go. But then, yeah, we ended up following each other. He's like, how do you know Maz? How do you know Matt? And it's one of those things too where some people know you guys. Like, do you know them? So I was like, text him then. Yeah, and he did.

[Matt Rogers]

Of course. He's one of my, like, closest friends. Yeah, we went to college together and then we hung out a lot when I was single back in the day. And yeah, he's one of the reasons that, like, I met Patricia, like, I wouldn't have been at the party I met Patricia at if it wasn't for him.

[Leah]

No way.

[Matt Rogers]

So.

[Zane]

And you're going to be kind of the reason why they get married.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, you know, he's like, you know, he then texted me, he said, should we, should we move in together?

[Leah]

Oh. Because I wanted him to move here. So I originally, when I first started talking to him, I said, because he's in that vest, I knew he did not live here. You don't live here. Something.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, hold on, Heath.

[Zane]

Like, oh, did we lose you, Heath?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

For a second.

[Matt Rogers]

Now there's two Heaths.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

There's always been two Heath.

[Zane]

If you needed to piss that bad, you could have just told us before.

[Matt Rogers]

Did he just click X on himself?

[Zane]

Oh, no. Wait, what's happening?

[Heath]

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[Zane]

Hey, while we're taking that little technical difficulty break, she just sent a selfie, Leah to Cam of her and Matt. And in my head I was like, you know, he's freaking out, but it's like, why the. Do they both. Why the. Are they both on a podcast right now? Yeah, that's. That's what I would be thinking. And he. His night, his nightmare is coming to life because we are talking about it.

[Matt Rogers]

Wait, and so the last thing we were talking about before you dipped out was that he texted me, should I move in with her? What?

[Leah]

With me?

[Matt Rogers]

I thought, you know, I'm a married man.

[Leah]

I was joking. Okay, you guys. So I have this bit. I have a two bedroom place to myself. So every time I meet somebody, I go, I offer my second bedroom to them. It's just this weird bit I do. So because.

[Zane]

So that's why you've had like 15 roommates. Because you do have until somebody's life.

[Leah]

Yeah, not my new place. But what I was saying to you guys was I knew immediately from his vest that he didn't live here. So the first thing I said to him was, I'm not gonna sit here and talk to you and flirt with you because I know you're not from here. He goes, no, no, I live here in la. Go. There's no fucking way with that best that you live here. And he was like, no, no, no, I am, I swear. I swear. So anyway, we all go back. He had a friend who's literally. We call him Handsome Shrek. He's like. And he looks like Handsome Shrek. Exactly. So we go to his apartment and Luke goes, yeah, and Cam's going back to Boulder. I go, you fucking lied to me, Boulder. And I was like, you live in Boulder? He goes, well, I used to live here and I moved and bl. Like, so you don't live here?

[Zane]

But wait, I thought he did live here.

[Matt Rogers]

He did live here for a long time. And then he went around the world for like, well over a year. And then now he's, I think, like in Fort Collins.

[Leah]

Yeah, he was traveling a lot. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

But he might be moving back. I don't know. Wow.

[Leah]

Yeah. So we were on the hunt that night. We're like, okay, let's change our perspective. Let's not go hunting for husbands. Let's go hunting for, like, friend groups. Guy. Guy friends. I don't have any guy friends if I don't have a truck that they.

[Zane]

Have to sleep with them.

[Heath]

Every time.

[Zane]

I'm moving, I'm trying to.

[Leah]

Get them to move my second bedroom, but I don't have anyone to build my furniture. Like, yeah, it's me, it's me. I spent five hours building a dresser the other day. So anyways, we go into the night looking for guy friends. So when we're talking to Cam, me and him were like making out the whole time, like the thing. And I was like, actually, no, I need to shift this mindset. Remember this? Remember I gotta. I gotta be friends. And so they've been our friends. We made a group chat and now we've been like, these are our first two guy friends. But I just feel like, I don't know. Cam's not my normal type, but he's a great guy.

[Zane]

Also, bullet hole, bullet dimple. Bullet hole is not your type.

[Leah]

My spectrum of my type is very broad and goes all over the map.

[Zane]

You haven't heard from him? Did we talk about this the other last episode with her on? We talked about. You haven't. You haven't heard from him yet?

[Leah]

Mia. Wow.

[Zane]

Wow, wow.

[Leah]

I don't think I'll ever hear from him again.

[Heath]

I wonder if he's still alive.

[Leah]

That's what I'm curious about.

[Matt Rogers]

Check the obits.

[Zane]

Yeah. Heath, I just saw a tick tock. Where In N out is now open. I know we were talking about this last episode in Nashville. The line, it literally looks like the COVID line when you're going to get your vaccine shots, bro. It was going up. I could not believe they had a.

[Heath]

Whole separate parking lot across the street. That was every single parking slot full.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Just waiting. Insane.

[Matt Rogers]

How long are you willing to wait in a line for?

[Heath]

All I'm crazy is even the lines in la, like the one that's by Universal that backs up miles on the street. I'm like, who was just pulling up and being like, okay, yeah, right.

[Matt Rogers]

But if it's on the street, I'm not going In. But if. If it's straight into the parking lot.

[Zane]

I' they are pretty quick. That line.

[Leah]

I wait.

[Zane]

What?

[Leah]

I wait.

[Zane]

It's. No, but like the thing is, it's. It's like sometimes it's quicker than even going inside. Like waiting in that line.

[Heath]

They prioritize the to go line. Yeah, the drive thru line.

[Zane]

So I was reading the comments because I. I'm so curious because I know I'm gonna see some in n Out, like workers, like probably in the comments. And they were saying how when those three open, because they open all at the same day. I think they flew in like some of their best from around the world just for that opening week. And I'm like, that makes sense. You do want your best workers out.

[Heath]

There because people with the new iPad.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Imagine all new workers. Oh my God, dude. Everybody's new. The general manager.

[Matt Rogers]

That's why I'm not going on opening day. Like, I love knowing. Oh yeah, this, there's an in and out here. That's great. But I'll wait just weeks recipe down until they get situated, acclimated, all of that. I'm not going on grand opening day.

[Zane]

I think everybody should be like that. I don't know why every. Everybody.

[Matt Rogers]

I think it's a certain type of person who like just enjoys the line in waiting and getting. They wanna. They want.

[Zane]

You know what? Because if that in and out's like there for a hundred years, right? They could be like, I was their opening day.

[Heath]

True.

[Zane]

You know what I mean? It's like this like flex that you hold on everybody around you. Yeah.

[Heath]

That is exciting.

[Zane]

I get it in and out though. I mean, if you guys are gonna have In n Out, we want Whataburger.

[Matt Rogers]

Bring it water.

[Zane]

Bring it back.

[Leah]

I don't like water. That's what's in Texas too, isn't it?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Okay. You should leave.

[Leah]

That's equivalent to like five guys to me.

[Zane]

Five.

[Matt Rogers]

No, it doesn't.

[Zane]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Leah]

It's more fast food tasting than In n Out. In N Out's got like a.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, you're on to something. I know what you're talking about.

[Zane]

No, I think it's more like White Castley.

[Leah]

I don't know why, but like In.

[Matt Rogers]

N Out employees like run it like it's an institution.

[Leah]

Oh, no, I've had.

[Heath]

They're very. It's very similar to Chick Fil a. Yes, I. Chick Fil A and In n Out are the same to me. One's just burgers, one's Chicken.

[Leah]

I was gonna say whataburger. Chick Fil A.

[Matt Rogers]

And they're in terms of quality or customer service. What are we, what are we going at? Okay. Oh, I don't know. Chick Fil A has been kind of losing the quality and the damn sauce packets. Something went wrong in the manufacturing of the sauce packets recently because it used to be you opened up the tab and the whole thing came off. Now I'm ripping it off and it's going away.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Right.

[Matt Rogers]

Going three different directions because they need.

[Zane]

To save 2 cents per packet. So they got the shittier version now. But you know, added together, that's hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I get it. It's business capitalism, baby.

[Heath]

Yeah. That peel top is thin.

[Leah]

It is.

[Zane]

They're the one with the ketchup shaped bottle package.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But their other sauces are like the. I hate it.

[Leah]

Wow.

[Zane]

I haven't been to a Chick Fil A honestly. Dead ass In a like a year.

[Leah]

It's not a good.

[Zane]

How is it, how is it now? It's good.

[Matt Rogers]

I had it in Vegas this past weekend. I mean, it goes down really easy. Like when you're really hungry and you're like, I just need some food in my stom. Want to eat anything complicated? Chick Fil A chicken sandwich. It's so soft.

[Zane]

And if you want to go for the healthy option, get the grilled nuggets.

[Heath]

The spicy wrap.

[Zane]

It's bomb.

[Heath]

I thought you were going to say the spicy. They're. They're cool chicken wrap.

[Leah]

Oo.

[Zane]

They're cool chicken. It's like cool ranch or cool like cold.

[Heath]

Cold. But you could do it spicy.

[Zane]

Oh my God, I'm getting hungry. Me and my, me and my mom were on day three of our.

[Matt Rogers]

Our little.

[Zane]

Our hot.

[Heath]

Hot. Hot. I thought you going to say hot.

[Zane]

Girls day three diet. Day three on our hot girl diet. Me and my mom. Yeah. No, it's so funny seeing me and my mom literally shake at night because we're like. Because we're both addicted to sugar. Like addicted to snacks. We'll be there at 8:30pm we just, we already had our last meal, like two hours before. We're watching and we're sitting there shaking and we're both looking at each other itching. We're like drug addicts. We're sitting there like, should we grab a chip? It's like just one chip, honey.

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

It's like, no, mom, we can't have any chips. All right, I'm just gonna do one. You'll have two. It's like, okay, cool, let's do this. Like, no, it's. It's crazy. It's great. But like, we. You have. We have. It's either we're all in or we're all out. Like, we can't. Like. Yeah, there's no sense of like sustainability when it comes to us and trying to figure out a diet. Like, we have to.

[Leah]

I feel like that's when you just grab a sweet treat and just get your craving over with.

[Zane]

Yeah. But like, no, our sweet treat has been the grapes, you know, but like, even then, my mom is like, yeah, honey's. Like, you shouldn't eat grapes.

[Leah]

Grapes isn't.

[Zane]

But they're high in sugar, Cotton candy, grapes.

[Leah]

But it's not a sweet. Sweet treat is like a cookie or like the new gingerbread ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's. That's a sweet treat.

[Zane]

I don't go to Trader Joe's or.

[Leah]

A handful of M M's. Sweet treat. Yeah, I guess grapes are not gonna get your craving.

[Zane]

Well, I mean, like, look, I'm. Again, we. I'm trying to get back to my hot girl.

[Leah]

Yeah. Yeah. I actually just came across your photos.

[Zane]

I know, I know. It's funny. When you're looking at my page, I constantly delete one more picture to bring. I heath. I just. It's so sad like when you.

[Leah]

You're like, where.

[Zane]

You know when your dad is looking at old pictures. Like, damn the good old day. That's how I literally look at that picture now. Like, damn the good old days. And it's crazy because I didn't post enough. What the was I thinking? I have no pictures from that. People think it's probably edited, but like, I should have taken a picture every day when I had.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Leah]

And the crazy part, it was not edited. You were right. I know.

[Matt Rogers]

Then there was a time where you were so rippy. You're like, but don't take pictures of me or post about me because haven't had my big reveal yet. I'd be like, okay, you look amazing. I'd love to take a photo of.

[Leah]

You, but can we archive it for later?

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Zane]

I know I up bad.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm probably sitting on some good ones of you.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

That like. Yeah, I should send you. It's pre reveal, but you look great. Yeah.

[Zane]

Thank you. You know who's next right now for the transformation? Alex Ernst.

[Heath]

You could tell he's.

[Zane]

I just saw his. I just saw his. He looks good.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, he's already had like a.

[Zane]

Good figure once you see the before pictures, you'll see that he. He was, he was chubby.

[Matt Rogers]

Has he. But has he shredded down or like bigger and muscular?

[Zane]

No, no, I would say shredded down.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Zane]

More. But that's. I think that's like, that's Ilia's kind of transformation plan usually for everybody is just like, kind of like what. What you say, shred. It's more shred than like build muscle. Cuz all he cares about is like abs pretty much when it comes to those. Cuz like abs are the hardest thing to get when you're working out. But after that, now I don't care about abs anymore. I just want to.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Get it big up. Just get it big up here so the rest doesn't matter. Yeah, no, that's.

[Matt Rogers]

You.

[Zane]

You'll be surprised. Like, I, I'm. I'm back to my fat percentage, my old one, but my muscles are making me like. Then you should be like, well, well, I'm not like, you know, big, big. I'm just like, you know, just. It just compliments my stuff. Stomach better. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Leah]

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[Heath]

Yeah, I came across a old podcast clip of ours and we were both skinny and I was like, damn.

[Matt Rogers]

What a time.

[Zane]

Even our. Even our vine days, we were. We were snatched. We really.

[Heath]

It's crazy looking back. Like we. We kind of ate back then.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, we really were okay. We were. We were like the Tick Tock boys back then, you know, like the Tick Tock boys now or like back in 2020. We were that in the vine days.

[Heath]

Well, what's really annoying is at Mariah and I, when we got our wedding, I was 163.

[Zane]

You look great on your wedding day.

[Heath]

I'm 190 right now. Whoa.

[Leah]

Is that dad?

[Matt Rogers]

Well, it's.

[Heath]

It's crazy because. Because, like, Mariah be like, I want pizza, and I'm not gonna let her eat it alone. If she wants ice cream, I'm not gonna let her eat it alone. You know, I gotta be supportive.

[Zane]

I gotta be a good hustler, too.

[Heath]

Yeah, I'm. I'm. Ride or die. We're getting pizza together. We're getting ice cream together.

[Zane]

That's true.

[Heath]

And it's like, hey, it's true. The. The guy really does gain weight. Also, I didn't. I almost made it to my 72 hours for the fast. I cut it short at 68.

[Zane]

Why?

[Matt Rogers]

You were so close.

[Heath]

I was so close.

[Zane]

Oh, you just really couldn't, like, hold it anymore.

[Heath]

I was. I was. I was pretty. I was pretty ornery. So, so close. And I was just like, you know what? What kind of scared me was the night before, my whole stomach, my sides, and, like, into my, like, area started breaking out in hives. And I'm like, is this because of the fast? And I looked it up. Apparently, like, you can get. Get hives from fasting. And I had all my stomach down my side going into my pants. And I was like, this is kind of scaring me. I was like, I don't know if I'm like, you know, maybe I'm not cut out for it, you know? And then I was like, all right, whatever. So I just went to bed, and the next morning I woke up, and I was like, it went away, but I just, like, still felt kind of funny about it. I was like, you know what? Let me just eat a little bit. So I had a little bit of fruit.

[Matt Rogers]

Fruit.

[Heath]

And I had an egg at, like, the 68 hour mark.

[Zane]

Okay. Queen.

[Matt Rogers]

And did the high. Did the hive settle down?

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah, they're fully gone now. But it's so weird that, like, that just came out of nowhere.

[Zane]

That's crazy. I won, like, one time in my entire life. I got a ton of hives on my stomach, too. And I. In my head, like, to this day, I thought it was the detergent. Like, the detergent wasn't, like, washed fully out of my clothes. But to this day, that's what I think. But, like, now that you told me that, I'm like, maybe it could have been Something I ate too.

[Leah]

Or.

[Zane]

Or something. Maybe I like, fasted all day without, like, you know, I just decide not to eat all day.

[Heath]

But yeah, apparently there's something called like keto hives. Like when your body goes into like, ketogenics or something.

[Matt Rogers]

Or ketosis.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Heath]

You try whatever the keto world is. I don't know. But. But yeah, apparently you can get hives from that sounds like a. Whoa.

[Zane]

It's crazy. You get punished. You tried new dies. You just get punished for it. Like you're trying to change your life. Positive.

[Heath]

It's like you could. You could get an allergic reaction from no food, but then you could also get an allergic reaction from food. I'm like, you know what?

[Zane]

Yeah, we're all losing.

[Matt Rogers]

Have you been able to in and outline. Have you been able to stomach, though, like, bigger meals? Cause, like, I bet your stomach has like, really shrunk cuz, like, it can't store as much food.

[Heath]

So I've still been eating really, like, light. So I broke my fast with like a little bit of fruit, the egg. And then for dinner, I ended up just making like a steak and had some veggies. And then today, what did I have for breakfast today?

[Zane]

You skip. You skip breakfast, bookie.

[Heath]

And then I. And then I made a steak again. You know, I'm on my. I'm on my hot boy carnivore.

[Zane]

Are you gonna ever be pescatarian again?

[Heath]

No. That was miserable.

[Matt Rogers]

That was.

[Leah]

That's all fish, right?

[Zane]

All fish.

[Heath]

Yeah, but I hate fish.

[Leah]

Oh, wow. So why did you do it?

[Zane]

He swore by it, though. He had a good. What was it, six months? You swore by that. That's crazy.

[Heath]

And then I. And then I thought I got confidence because I was like, okay, pescatarian. Six months.

[Matt Rogers]

Let me go.

[Heath]

Ve lasted a week and I was back on.

[Leah]

I just don't do diets.

[Zane]

It's.

[Leah]

I can't follow. So.

[Zane]

Yeah, I mean, you know, if I.

[Matt Rogers]

Was a pescatarian, though, I'd get a fish ick so fast. Like too much fish. Fish. Occasionally it tastes great. But if it was breakfast, lunch, dinner fish, I couldn't.

[Zane]

The thing is, I think I would eat mostly shrimp because I think that's like the. That's one that I could eat, like, more than anything is the shrimp.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Zane]

But also my cholesterol would just. This would go up spikes.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. Guys, Heath sent me this video. Was it today or yesterday? I. I thought, like, if somebody were to come and tell me this in my Head was like, oh, no. You saw something like, that's not that. They don't do that shit. Like, there's no fucking way.

[Heath]

Should I send it to Jared real quick?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Okay. Matt, you're gonna lose your mind because this is. I don't know, it's like a conspiracy.

[Zane]

I feel like it's a conspiracy theory that people, like, believe it sounds like a conspiracy theory. And then you see it and you're like, fucking assholes. There. So it's. You just gotta just. Just show them.

[Heath]

Here, hold on. I'm trying to find our text because I know. I texted it, too.

[Zane]

It's two cops on bikes posted up to the side. Oh, they have that video saved. They hired two guys.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Heath, you don't gotta send it to me. I have that video saved.

[Heath]

But, yeah. So there's two motorcycle cops hiding kind of behind a building, and then they have plants, like, people walk across the street. And what's. What's really stupid is it's not even a crosswalk. If it was a crosswalk, I'd be like, okay, whatever. You know, people are blowing through a crosswalk. Go get them. But this is jaywalking, and they just made jaywalking legal in la.

[Leah]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Matt Rogers]

Right, they did.

[Zane]

I thought it was. Wait, legal or illegal?

[Heath]

They legalized jaywalking recently.

[Leah]

I saw a cop went to a crosswalk, so I didn't have to.

[Matt Rogers]

Don't jaywalk, though. But they're just not going to ride your ticket. It is dangerous if everybody jaywalk for people.

[Heath]

It's baiting. It's. It's. It's entrapment.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's up. But here, can you show them the video? Not insane.

[Heath]

So y' all gotta check this out. On Ventura Boulevard, Woodland Hills, the cops.

[Zane]

Are hiding in parking lots and hiring.

[Heath]

People to illegally walk across the street. And whoever passes them, like this guy in blue. Whoever passes them gets a ticket just like this guy in white.

[Zane]

Insane.

[Matt Rogers]

Look at these two.

[Heath]

And then whoever passes them, they get pulled over.

[Zane]

Look at the cop go yourself.

[Leah]

Y' all are so crazy.

[Heath]

That is crazy.

[Matt Rogers]

Because someone's walking in this street and you don't stop for them.

[Zane]

Yeah, you're like. Or you're not letting them fully. Like, you're kind of going around them.

[Leah]

Or if someone's not on the sidewalk, you can get a ticket for passing.

[Heath]

But, like, most people would time it when cars aren't coming. Yeah, they're clearly trying to run in front of people. Yeah. Like, they could have waited till that car Passed also.

[Leah]

That street is crazy.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

I'm like, people are flying down that.

[Zane]

Street, that truck going that fast. And that guy, he made. That was a poor decision that that guy made to even cross the street at that time. But they're doing it on purpose.

[Heath]

If he would have slammed his brakes to let this guy go, it could have caused more trouble, you know. Exactly. And then to give him a ticket for that. I don't know, I just.

[Matt Rogers]

Are they giving tickets or just giving warnings?

[Zane]

They're not saying that.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't know if they're trying to just like promote or get the buzz going that this is something you can do.

[Zane]

These cops have quotas.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm just. Every month.

[Zane]

Yeah, they have quotas.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

At the end of the video, you. You didn't hear it, but there was a woman. Woman right next to the guy filming. And she says, oh, they got me.

[Zane]

Oh yeah, evil also that you think they got out of their car and just pretty much stood there, just said.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

She'S probably driving down and like to park somewhere. And then was like going to all the stores on Ventura.

[Heath]

There's more important to be doing.

[Zane]

Yes, no.

[Leah]

And the cops too. They. The community that I work in, obviously it's a bunch of rich people. There's this little area in the community where the cop is a motorcycle copy hides in it so you really can't see him. And there's a four way stop and you kind of just roll through because it's. I mean, it's a private area. No one's really in there, but he gets you. And I'm like, I got pulled over before. And I'm like, come on, dude. I'm like, I'm not rich, I just work here. Like, please don't give me the ticket. And he's like, sorry, ma', am, you rolled right through that stop sign. I'm like, you have better things to do than to be in Hidden Hills right now. Pulling me over.

[Zane]

The whole, like, the whole full stop at a stop sign to me is just such. When you see clearly that there's no other cars around and you're slowing down and go completely full stop. But you just like to slow down by a lot and then you turn. That should be okay. But they'll say one of those ones.

[Leah]

It's like, if your car doesn't like, you know, do the little lean back.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Leah]

Then it's. And sometimes I just go, okay, go. And then it's like, no.

[Heath]

The other one that pisses me off too is you have to come to A complete full stop at a red light before making your right. Even if no cars are coming.

[Leah]

Yes.

[Heath]

You have to treat it like a stop sign. Yeah, I always, always. Just pull up, creep a little bit. All right. Nobody's coming, and then you're good. I got a ticket for that one.

[Leah]

Time, but there's a. There's red light tickets for that too. I got one. I was FL to my gym class. The picture, you could see my hair.

[Zane]

Like, flying in the wind.

[Leah]

I was trying to make my class, and I was like, whoo. And got flashed.

[Zane]

Officer. I wasn't going fast. Your hair is literally this, like, flying.

[Leah]

But yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

And what's up with school zones? Like, I should be able to, like, slow down for kids. I'm just like, go.

[Zane]

Who cares?

[Leah]

I had a friend tell me, though, she's like, ignore the ticket. Because it's like a new law. This friend is not credible, by the way. At all.

[Heath]

Just ignore it.

[Leah]

No.

[Zane]

Yeah, she said it.

[Leah]

Los Angeles. If there's not, like, a present cop, they can't give you the ticket. Cuz something. I don't know what she said. I was like, okay. So I ignored it. Then I went to go get my tags.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Leah]

On my car, and they're like, so, ma'.

[Matt Rogers]

Am.

[Leah]

Yeah. You owe, like, $11,000 now. What the. She said, I can ignore it.

[Heath]

So there's a warrant out for my arrest.

[Leah]

I was like, oh, no, girl.

[Zane]

I was saying I would ignore it, but you definitely should. I shouldn't.

[Leah]

I was like, no, no, no.

[Zane]

That's crazy.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

That happened to me, like, my first parking ticket in college. I was like, oh, so devastating. My friend was like, up. I'm like, what? Tear it up, man. I was like, okay.

[Heath]

What do you. What do you.

[Matt Rogers]

I got a parking ticket in college.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Leah]

Oh.

[Matt Rogers]

I came to my car and I was like, oh. And then my friend was like, dude, just tear it up. That. And I was like, really? And so I tore it up. And then my dad received, like, a bill that had been charged, you know, all the late fees. No, they're.

[Zane]

They're really good.

[Leah]

That's like, Jerry.

[Heath]

People that are, like, getting the ticket and the. The ticket guys right there writing it sets it. And he goes like this and rips it in front of his face. I'm like, you did nothing.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, now you just made it harder for yourself to pay it because now you gotta go try to find it.

[Zane]

Yeah. That's so funny.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Have you seen the guy that's. He bought, like, a speed gun and has Been your school zone reminded me of this. He is flagging cars that are speeding in a school zone and he throws shit at their windshield.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, like a carton art kind of thing. But he's doing it for school zones kind of.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah, but he's throwing like he threw a pumpkin at one of these.

[Leah]

Oh, my gosh.

[Zane]

I thought that was fake. I thought that was like a stage. Those videos were all staged because the cars will stop, but he doesn't show what happens after. So in my head was like, oh, this is just like a.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

They might be.

[Zane]

I. I don't know.

[Heath]

Still crazy to throw a pumpkin's wild damage.

[Leah]

The car, hit the wrong car, you.

[Matt Rogers]

Shot, you might hit a kid in that school zone. We shouldn't be throwing anything.

[Zane]

That's crazy because that's also. I mean, is that considered with throwing a drink on a car? Like that is a crime still, right? Yes or no?

[Matt Rogers]

I believe so.

[Leah]

Vandalism.

[Zane]

Yeah. It doesn't. Like, it doesn't matter if it actually damages the car.

[Matt Rogers]

You can, like, cause an accident that you could then swerve and hit another car.

[Heath]

Especially get one of those smoothies that blocks out your windshield.

[Zane]

My favorite videos to watch are the videos where some, like two cars, like road rage, you know, somebody cuts somebody off and they're screaming at each other and somebody just grabs their drink and just throws it and it just perfectly makes it inside the other car. So many videos. Like, it's just the worst. But, oh, it's just. It's like it's something. It's like a puzzle piece. It's like, oh, yeah. Oh, God. It's like it made it in nice. All right, the holidays are officially here, baby. And DraftKings Casino is turning things way up. Holidays on the house. The lights are brighter, the winds are bigger, and the vibes are unbeatable. You can spin through over 1, 000 slots. Everything from the classics you love to brand new exclusives you can find anywhere else. If you're looking to find some serious holiday fun and maybe score a little extra cheer, DraftKings Casino has it all. New players get 500 spins over 10 days on your choice of cash eruption slots. Download the app and sign up with code Zayn. Then choose from 10 different cash eruption slots and let it set spin. In partnership with DraftKings Casino, the crown is yours. Gambling problem. Call 1800 GAMBLER in Connecticut. Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly 21/ physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Void in Ontario eligibility restrictions apply. Non withdrawable casino spins issued as 50 spins per day for 10 days. Valid for featured games only and expire each day after 24 hours. See [e-mail] promos ends 25th 2026 at 11:59pm Eastern Time. Thank you DraftKings, for sponsoring this podcast.

[Heath]

Did I ever tell you the story about my friend that would shoot bottle rockets out of his car?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

Wait, what's up? Wait, what's a bottle rocket? Or when you squeeze the empty bottle.

[Heath]

No, no, no.

[Matt Rogers]

Firecracker on his.

[Heath]

Got the.

[Matt Rogers]

Really?

[Heath]

Yes. And it's got the little tiny thing at the end that you light and it shoots out. Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Heath]

He was driving around, shooting him out the window. Window. And it caused a road rage incident. And they got pissed that they were shooting at, like, cars and they came flying up to yell at them because they wanted to be, like, side by side so he could, you know, scream through the window. And as they were pulling up like this, they didn't realize, but the car in front had stopped. So they slammed and rear ended another car.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Oh, fuck.

[Heath]

I was like, that's.

[Zane]

Oh, now you're afraid it was the other car. The other car got.

[Heath]

Yeah, the other person crashed because they were pissed off that they were shooting fireworks.

[Zane]

Oh, no.

[Leah]

When I was working for you, I was driving to David's for something and I was also texting you, like, obviously.

[Zane]

Which is totally legal.

[Leah]

Text and drive.

[Matt Rogers]

Totally.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

No, it's fine. It's fine when you're texting your boss.

[Leah]

So I'm like, I'm texting and then I literally just slam into the car in front of me. I didn't reach realize that they were all stopping. And I got so lucky because it happened to be a guy visiting and he was renting the car. And so I was like. He didn't speak, like, barely any English. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. He's like, well, I'm renting this car. I'm going to Vegas. Like, And I was like, okay, well, do you want my information? Because I'm renting it. I go, okay, well, I don't. Do you want my information? Like, I don't know.

[Zane]

He probably didn't understand what you were trying to do.

[Leah]

So then he put me on the phone. Phone with the car rental place.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

So I was kind of talking to them, but I don't think they understood what was Happening. But he had got coverage for the car.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

I've never heard from them since.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

So I feel like I got away with that.

[Zane]

The thing is that I think you never get in trouble. I think for accidents with a rental, because they have such a good insurance.

[Leah]

On all those cars, I always deny no insurance.

[Heath]

Yeah, me too.

[Zane]

Well, I mean, well, I was lucky.

[Matt Rogers]

If you book it with certain credit cards, they can cover it as well. Rental cars.

[Zane]

Oh, really?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. I don't know if it's Chase Sapphire or if it's Amex, but yeah, I was trying to make sure I use that one.

[Heath]

Oh, that and like, test drives for cars freak me out for, like, getting in an accident. Those are like the two worst cars you could wreck. Imagine going into a dealership. They're like, yeah, you want to go for a spin? You're like, okay. And then you crash on a test drive. What do you do? I. I don't know if I'd be able.

[Zane]

They can't make you liable for that, right?

[Heath]

Is it like a. You try, you crash it, you buy it type thing? But, you know, like, if you're in a grocery store and you break something, you buy it.

[Zane]

Like, there's got to be special insurance that they have for specifically those accidents. Like test drive accidents.

[Heath]

Oh, I literally, I don't think I would want to live after that. That would.

[Zane]

Honestly, they probably put you down on a, like a. Like a list for every dealership sees that they cross the test drive car. So they probably just deny you at that point. Right. You have to be put on a list.

[Heath]

I think your license should get revoked. Like you. Yes. It's the one time you should be the most cautious.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. I was at the Texas State Fair and you know, everyone's drinking at the fair. I'm drunk, and I see that there's this whole setup to go test drive the Ford F150s.

[Zane]

Wait, hold on, wait. At what event?

[Heath]

What?

[Matt Rogers]

The Texas State Fair. And there they have like this whole off roading course and people are zooming on it. And I'm like, are people drunk driving those? And then I'm like, 100.

[Zane]

I'm drinking out of air.

[Matt Rogers]

But then are they. But then I'm like, are they breathalyzing people before they get in the cars to test drive the cars? I'm like, that sounds like a lot of work for them to be doing.

[Zane]

Was there? Was there? And like, when you. At this fair, in my head, I don't see a lot of, like, drink stands. Is there. Are they serving Beers all over the fair.

[Matt Rogers]

There's whole massive places where they're serving beers and stuff. Yeah. You're walking around with huge 16 ounces with 20 ounce cups.

[Zane]

That is crazy that they're not like.

[Matt Rogers]

But I. But I wish I like went up to it to be like, how are they allowing these people to drive the cars?

[Zane]

I'm sure they have something there because that's a crazy even idea. We should have a stand for people to test drive these cars out of.

[Matt Rogers]

Would it have been breathalyzing or would have been like a sobriety test? I don't know.

[Leah]

It's just a, a trust system. You're like, no, I didn't drink.

[Matt Rogers]

No me, obviously.

[Zane]

Give me a kiss. But it's also crazy to breathalyze every single person before you know what it like doesn't look good.

[Matt Rogers]

I bet they're not letting people drive the cars. Drivers. And you get to get in the car.

[Heath]

Now that would be fun drunk.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Heath]

Because off roading.

[Zane]

Oh, if they're off roading.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. Cuz it was so intense. I'm like, oh, would be too scared to even drive it.

[Zane]

Sorry.

[Matt Rogers]

Looking back, that makes a lot more sense.

[Zane]

It's like a ride on its own. It's a car.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Did y' all hear Jojo Seas having a cruise? Let's go. Let's do Molly.

[Zane]

When I, when I saw the, the video, I thought it was AI, you know, like you're just like. Like all those AI commercials that they're making. Like funny. Like it is a real, it's a real cruise. Jojo Siwa cruise.

[Leah]

Is it her own cruise ship where she partnering with like nor Norwegian?

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

Yeah, she's partnering with like a big.

[Matt Rogers]

Cruise line, but it's like has a cruise electric Daisy Carnival. Has a cruise going to be one.

[Leah]

Of those things where it's like just open to the public or it's like an influencer thing.

[Zane]

No, no, it's open.

[Matt Rogers]

Open to the public. You can buy tickets.

[Zane]

But it's.

[Heath]

Imagine accidentally buying that cruise not knowing.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. You're like Margaritaville.

[Zane]

You and your, you and your guy friends get on. It's like, oh, they put like why like no kids? This is weird.

[Matt Rogers]

I got to know how many nights is it? Cuz night one's got to be fun. You're like drunk. You're like fun and quirky. And then like day two, you're like, get me spokes.

[Zane]

It's honestly, it's I think very smart for Jojo to do this because I mean if you think of a Disney cruise. It's like all kids.

[Matt Rogers]

Three nights.

[Leah]

Wow.

[Matt Rogers]

Three days. Utopia.

[Heath]

She's performing live every night. Auditorium.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. Because like meet and greet. Who? There's got to be other people on the lineup or is it just JoJo every night cruise.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's a kids cruise.

[Leah]

Oh. I thought it was an adult cruise.

[Matt Rogers]

I thought she's matured out of the kids scene.

[Leah]

I thought too but I mean I feel like that's what makes her.

[Zane]

I think she tried but I think think she's like realizing that like I'm just going to stay in my lane and I'm going to really go shoot for the stars.

[Matt Rogers]

Those poor dads who are buying those tickets.

[Leah]

JoJo Siwa trivia.

[Matt Rogers]

JoJo Siwa trivia.

[Leah]

Wait, can you google that? Can we like damn.

[Zane]

That's.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean they don't a build a bow workshop. That's gone.

[Zane]

That's.

[Heath]

I was going to make a joke about that. That's crazy that they have that dance class with JoJo.

[Matt Rogers]

Yo. I might go to this.

[Zane]

That is good. JoJo siwa farewell party. Goodbye for now to you, my family. Goodbye.

[Leah]

What was that out of the box.

[Matt Rogers]

Until we meet again.

[Zane]

Honestly, I think she's. I think she actually is going to crush this. I think. I think really.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, hopefully. Hopefully that cruise goes good. There's no Netflix documentary. Someone goes missing overboard like oh, another.

[Heath]

Poop cruise on that would.

[Zane]

Oh my God. I just saw something happen on a cruise. I forget like something else happened to somebody.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh yeah. There was that girl who was murdered.

[Heath]

Oh, on a cruise.

[Zane]

It was like recently. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

It was like a dad and she. They book. They bunked her with like her brother and her brother's friend I believe. Yeah. And they. She was like really overserved and like one of the guys strangled her and like put her under the bed. I wish I had more details on it. I know you're talking about. It's really the hell's going on. I don't know. Cruises man. I love tiktoks though of someone who's like I'm going on the worst rated cruise line in the world. Let's see what happens.

[Zane]

I know.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean they are bad ones those videos up. I love one star review places because it's something I don't want to do. But I'm glad someone experience.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Cuz you know it's going to go out of business soon so you might as well get that chance to right to. To try it out. Leah, have you ever been on a cruise?

[Leah]

No. I would Love to go on a big cruise.

[Matt Rogers]

Girl, you would love it.

[Zane]

You should try it. Definitely do. You got to do a party one though. Don't do like the. Like the one we went on. It was like that Alaska one. Yeah, that one was like really boring. You got to do. You got to do like a tropical party.

[Leah]

I want a party cruise. All singles.

[Zane]

I feel. Yeah. I feel like that's what you.

[Leah]

Adults only, no families.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Cuz we were single on that cruise and we were sing. Struggling just to meet some people. I feel like there was only one girl like our age. Right.

[Leah]

She's just cruising.

[Zane]

There's one girl from.

[Matt Rogers]

Because all the other girls were like take it or had boy or fiance. So just like, hi.

[Zane]

Oh, and she had a fiance.

[Heath]

Did she?

[Zane]

I think so. Remember? He was so pissed. He's like, who the are those guys? Remember?

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yes.

[Leah]

Was she.

[Zane]

Were you there he or was.

[Matt Rogers]

I remember the girl had the same birthday. Birthday is me. That was like our one. Like that's good. But nothing.

[Zane]

July 5th, 9th.

[Matt Rogers]

9Th.

[Leah]

What was that date?

[Matt Rogers]

That was my birthday.

[Zane]

I had the same birthday as the girl. His birthday. I was trying to guess it. I'm not at birthdays.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Heath]

The only thing I remember was the. That's a bus card. Ahmed.

[Matt Rogers]

That's a bus card. Ahmed. Oh, that poor family who was I think their first.

[Heath]

He ran through the budget for the entire trip.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

The casino on board. It was bad man. Kept pulling more money out.

[Zane]

So funny. Oh my God. And I just. That show that we got to watch that the circuit was just like.

[Leah]

I think about that.

[Zane]

They had like their own version of circa to like. Like a.

[Matt Rogers]

And that girl was. Yeah, her. Her ponytail. She was like swinging around the stage and we're like, ah.

[Zane]

We were up in the corner.

[Matt Rogers]

Remember?

[Leah]

We were up in the corner drunk as.

[Zane]

Just dying. Dying it. Oh my God. Fun, fun stuff. But I'm really glad I got to experience that. And I'm really glad I got to experience that with my family too. It was just such a good.

[Leah]

Oh, your family was on that one too.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, yeah, we were.

[Zane]

We were celebrating my brother's engagement.

[Leah]

That's what it was. I was. I remember you going on a cruise. Yeah, that's right.

[Zane]

But I just would have loved to go on the poop cruise. That to me.

[Leah]

Poop cruise.

[Matt Rogers]

It was that one Netflix made a big documentary about. It was like a cruise ship a couple years back.

[Zane]

You should watch on one of your hangover days. It's really.

[Matt Rogers]

Electricity failed, plumbing failed. And everyone was basically Just in bags.

[Leah]

Wow.

[Zane]

Yeah, it was. There was like, poop water everywhere. It was insane. You should watch the doc. It's really good.

[Leah]

I will.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm never in the mood.

[Zane]

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[Leah]

Wait, I never see you guys, like, following up from my stories. Remember the guy that I was like, oh, my God, we went such a good date. It's over.

[Heath]

Over.

[Leah]

It's over just like that.

[Zane]

The one with the. Wait, is it the Australian guy?

[Leah]

Oh, I wish he was Australian.

[Zane]

Wait, what? What was it? Can you describe?

[Leah]

It was the one where I was like, oh, yeah. No, I went on this hinge date and it was like the first one in so long, but, like, I don't want anything.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

And you wanted to hold out until you got more famous. Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, he's waiting for the follower count to go up before he hits you up again.

[Leah]

Yeah, well, it's over, so. Oh, okay, I. I did it and then I went back and then he ended it.

[Zane]

Where did you guys end up going?

[Leah]

Oh, we went to Great White. But I already told you we went on the date.

[Zane]

Oh, okay.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Leah]

But then. Yeah, just to update. Update you guys on that.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I have no updates for you on my dating life. But I should go on a date.

[Leah]

Is it existent?

[Zane]

No, I just. I think I just need to go on one very soon. I think. I think in the next.

[Leah]

Like, what if I set you a.

[Zane]

Month and a half? No, I don't want.

[Leah]

You're.

[Zane]

I don't want to date any of your friends.

[Leah]

Not my friends.

[Matt Rogers]

You.

[Zane]

Have you ever. You have a friend. You have a friend for me?

[Leah]

You have a friend for you. I always have a friend for you.

[Zane]

No, I know you always have a friend.

[Leah]

My friends are hot, huh? What are your thoughts on redheads?

[Zane]

I. I like redheads.

[Leah]

I have a friend.

[Zane]

I like all types of.

[Leah]

She is so funny.

[Zane]

Like your redhead girl.

[Matt Rogers]

Like, natural redhead?

[Leah]

I think so, yeah. She's so witty. So funny. Even if anything, the date would be fun.

[Zane]

Well, send me your Instagram.

[Leah]

Great.

[Zane]

Should we. Should we go through it together? Just put it on the screen. Put her on the screen.

[Matt Rogers]

You're like, oh, but go to. Go to that picture. It's the worst when you're like, oh, there's this great girl. Let me show you. And then you're like, hold on, let me just.

[Leah]

Fine. But the problem with Zayn is, like, I feel like you're like your type, at least from what I gathered from the years I've known you, is like. Like a supermodel.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Leah]

Vegas girl. What was her name? She was foreign.

[Zane]

I don't know.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, I remember.

[Leah]

Like, that's.

[Zane]

No.

[Matt Rogers]

No supermodel looking. Or like, her job is a super.

[Zane]

Leah. I didn't, like, pursue her. She pursued me. So that's. That opened it up. But like, that's.

[Leah]

You can't marry that.

[Zane]

But also, Leah, you have to think about it. When I'm. Yeah, that might be my type. When I'm going through. I'm on my phone because it's like, all about. Look, personalities are completely different. There's times where I do like girls and they're not like my type physically, but their. Their personality is amazing and I am interested in them. That just doesn't happen unless it's in.

[Leah]

Person because there's hot and then there's like, model hot or like the. Yeah, like, fake heart.

[Zane]

If we're all. If we're all on the dating app. Yeah, we're gonna swipe right in supermodels. I mean, who's not gonna swipe right, Absolutely.

[Heath]

So.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Zane]

And also when you have that many girls to go through, there's hundreds, thousands of girls that you're going through.

[Leah]

And you never look at a profile profile, though, and be like, it could be hot.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, like I. I told these guys.

[Leah]

It'S just the photos.

[Zane]

Yeah, let's give it a shot. And also, it's like when I'm going through it, it's like, it's not even the. It's almost like a feel. I swear. It's like a feeling when you're going through. You're like, that's good. It's like that style pictures that they're posting. It's the. If there's like a little bit of humor in there, like, I'll go through. I'm like, oh, that made me feel something. Swipe right.

[Leah]

People in mind for you.

[Zane]

Oh, you do?

[Heath]

Okay, wait, Zayn, is.

[Matt Rogers]

Is there.

[Heath]

I feel like I've never asked you this. Is there one that got away where you were like, oh, I really liked her. But like, we just stopped talking. Like, she just didn't want to see me anymore. Were you like any girl?

[Zane]

Yeah. They did not live in this state.

[Heath]

They died.

[Zane]

They are not living anymore. Every. Every girl died.

[Heath]

They did not live after our date. They died.

[Zane]

It's. It's normally a girl that I'd meet outside of the state. Right. Or like, I'm like, oh, I really like her. We'd talk to. And then it would just die off. I'm like, oh, damn.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, here's a question for single people. Let's say you followed someone in the past you had a fling with. You were kind of interested in them. You're following them and then time has passed, you see that they're now in a relationship. Do you maintain that follower? You say, bye bye.

[Leah]

You're talking about, like, once the ring is on.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, Leah. Once the ring is on, there's still a chance. Keep them in your roll a day.

[Leah]

Some are. Aren't worth. Like, once I see they have a girlfriend, I'm like, oh, piece of. But some, when I'm like, they got away.

[Zane]

Yeah, I definitely feel something, though. Yeah. Like, if there's. Even if I'm talking a day or two, if I see she's got me, I'm like, do you click the guy? Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

What has he got that I don't?

[Zane]

And Matt, you know, every time they're better than me. Every time. God damn it.

[Matt Rogers]

She didn't mean it.

[Zane]

No, but like, no, I'm happy for her, though.

[Leah]

Because I see I'm the opposite. I'm like, what is me off more if it went.

[Zane]

And I feel like he wasn't as good as me, I was like, oh, damn, what the. But like, if I see that, it's better. I'm like, all right, good. It's sad, but like, oh, my God. Happy for her.

[Matt Rogers]

But when they're not, when they're worse or like, not as good, you're like, are you enjoy that?

[Leah]

Are you like a bold dater? Like, if you were at a bar and you saw a girl, would you go up to her or were you just like, that girl's hot.

[Zane]

I'm not saying lick your lips just like that. She's really hot. Not going to go up to her, though. That's exact words like out of my mouth. It's like, yeah, she's hot.

[Leah]

And I feel like that's why now at the bars, I'm the one having to go out and hunt because I'm like, this is a blue job. You know what I mean? Like, I'm doing what the men won't.

[Zane]

And I feel like it's like. I feel like that's happening a lot more today than it used to back. I feel like back then everybody was going up to each other, especially, like when our parents were.

[Heath]

It's also the culture now. Like. Like it kind of is. The girl has to go up to the guy.

[Zane]

Yeah, it really is. And because I think my biggest fear is going up to a girl and like, being rejected. Everybody hates being rejected. But, like, I think the worst thing is a girl going thinking that you're like, being creepy, but you.

[Leah]

Then that's.

[Zane]

That's such a fear of mine where I just don't even put myself in that, no, I'm not attractive.

[Leah]

So you would never come off as creepy. Leah, should we just get married?

[Matt Rogers]

Zane.

[Leah]

You like, it's the. It's the ugly ones who come up to you. Like, hey, you know, you're like, okay.

[Zane]

Yeah, but the thing ugly. Ugly comes in, you know, everybody finds different things.

[Leah]

You are attract. You're an attractive human.

[Zane]

I don't know, Leah. Sometimes I go up to girls and they give me the. They make me feel ugly.

[Matt Rogers]

Now what happens? Let's say you hit it off with a guy and the guy's like, okay, vibing to you, and you're like, come sit with my friends. He sits down with your group of friends, but then he starts vibing with one of your girlfriends way more. Oh, you're like, yeah, no problem.

[Leah]

You're not like, I don't want someone who doesn't want me. You know, if you're vibing, go for it.

[Matt Rogers]

But there's no girl code where you're like, this is. I'm introducing this person. I. I don't know. I'm trying to articulate.

[Leah]

Be a little bit like, oh, damn, that sucks. Because I thought he was hot.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Leah]

If he's vib. Vibing with my friend more, I'm like, oh, go. Because look at the whole bar I have.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, look at you, Leah. That's a great.

[Zane]

And there's a difference between them hanging out multiple times and then they maneuver to your friend. That's like. I think that's like, yeah, I'd be a.

[Leah]

More like if I went on a date with him and then I brought in my friend group and he's like.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, they texted me last night.

[Leah]

My friends wouldn't do that.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Leah]

Like, yeah, after a date. But then I feel like it's like, oh, if I bring a guy over to a table, like, it's. Yeah, fair game.

[Zane]

Yeah, there's no dibs. I feel like, especially the first time.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Or, you know, I don't. I think this has happened before. I don't know where you invite a girl out from a. Like a. Like a dating app, but then they. They with. They start with somebody else in your friend group, and you're like.

[Matt Rogers]

That hurts.

[Zane]

Yeah, that hurts. You know, and it's like, do you unmatch? After, do you go home and just unmatch? Like, what do you.

[Matt Rogers]

I think that's a great reason. Do you unmatch or do you keep the match?

[Leah]

Like, you should say something.

[Zane]

Say something.

[Matt Rogers]

Unmatch someone that says you've been unmatched. Does that that happen?

[Zane]

Oh, no, it doesn't.

[Leah]

Say it. Oh, but if you went back to find Zayn's message, he'd be like, oh, he unmatched me.

[Heath]

Oh, let him know.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, let him know I'm kidding.

[Zane]

No, I've never done that, but I was kidding.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Heath]

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[Leah]

I was at a, I was at a restaurant actually, and I'm not kidding. Like, I, I don't see these type. I see these types of men out in the day in la, but not at night. I don't know where, where they hide. But I went to this restaurant called Kala Pasta, and it's one of those, like, hole in the wall, little Italian places in Santa Monica. It's the best pasta. You have to try, but you can't make reservations, so you do have to wait. So there was this guy and a girl sitting at a table and we were waiting in our car and I look at him and I'm like, holy, I have never seen such an attractive man in my life. Like, straight up, like Greek goddess, tan skin, like long, like, dirty blonde hair. You could see his piercing green eyes. And I was like, holy, is that his girlfriend? Are they on a date? Like, we're trying to just, like, we're trying to just like, you know, figure out their lives. But anyway, I took a picture of him and I put on my. I put on my story and I.

[Zane]

Said, you should put on the T app.

[Leah]

Well, I put on my story, I said, does anyone know this man? And one of my friends knew him. And she goes, oh my God, this is. Blah, blah, blah. He's dating my friend, Lauren Lawrence. I was like, good for her. Like, that is a beautiful man. Right? The girl sends it to the girlfriend. And the girlfriend messaged me, goes, hahaha, yeah, that's my boyfriend. Come get him. And I was like, oh my God, girl.

[Zane]

Like, is it because he was on it? Was he on a date?

[Leah]

No, he was with her. Oh. But like, I would have been like, she was.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Leah]

I would have been flattered that someone thought my boyfriend was that. But yeah, that's mine.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

Like, yeah, so funny. Whatever. But she was like, come get him. And I was like, oh my gosh, I have the dms. I could literally read them. But yeah, it was something along the lines of like, I was like, oh my God, girl. Like, get it if he has any friends, like, hook me up. And she was like, no, literally, come get him. Suitcases on the, on the sidewalk. All he does is eat snacks, eats my meals, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, so confused.

[Zane]

I go, oh, she. Oh, she's hurt.

[Leah]

I let her go, like, okay. And then, anyway, I was like, so confused. And then I get a DM later going, hey, by the way, I'm sending you his friend. Follow him. He knows you're going to be coming. I was like, so I followed the friend DM him. Anyway, Alicia actually started talking to this guy at one point.

[Zane]

How does this. How does things just work out for you?

[Heath]

But that's just that your friend sent it to her.

[Matt Rogers]

She puts herself out there.

[Zane]

But no, I know it's.

[Leah]

But then, I mean, nothing ever happened with the guy. But I actually ran into this guy at Jameson's and I was like, should I say something? And I was like, oh my God, I'm the girl, like, posted your photo and your girlfriend, like, went crazy in my DMs. And he goes, ha, cool. I was like, okay, that's awesome. But he did just open. Honestly, everyone should just go look at him because he's so hot. He opened a new coffee shop and he, he works it. And so I'm just gonna go there to work and just be like, he.

[Zane]

Gets 100 girls coming in after this.

[Leah]

Goes, no, you guys have to look it up. Just put it on the screen. At this point, like, he is sexy.

[Zane]

Like, that's funny. Oh my God.

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Should we go visit him?

[Leah]

Click that picture of him in the car.

[Zane]

Oh, he's a. He's a pretty looking dude.

[Leah]

I can probably find.

[Zane]

I get it.

[Leah]

No, the car one or even just like the go next.

[Zane]

Yeah. Leah, you do have a type.

[Leah]

Wow.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah.

[Leah]

You gotta see, he's like piercing in person. Glowing.

[Matt Rogers]

Gets a lot of sun.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Leah]

I just don't think I'm cool enough for that type of life, you know?

[Zane]

Well, he did. He was like, cool.

[Leah]

I'm not. I'm not like the outdoorsy surfer girl. Yeah.

[Zane]

Damn. If a girl showed me attention like that, I'd be talking to her for the next hour and a half.

[Leah]

Look at that. Beautiful.

[Matt Rogers]

He's a cool guy, Leah.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Leah]

Not for me though. It's fine. I'm just gonna go look.

[Zane]

Look at him holding. Holding that crab. He's not even scared. Dude, that's so sick.

[Leah]

Hold this ass.

[Zane]

Oh my gosh.

[Leah]

Sorry. Can we turn it off?

[Zane]

Do you think. Do you think he has that girlfriend still?

[Leah]

No.

[Zane]

Oh, they broke up?

[Leah]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, damn. She really wanted to end that. Did she ended that tonight or. She ended it that night when I ran into him.

[Leah]

That's when he said, oh, yeah, like we broke up.

[Zane]

That's. What if you like, initially. What if you like.

[Leah]

I gave him that.

[Zane]

I gave her the fast track that. Yeah, that'd be crazy.

[Leah]

I thought that would make me cling on more. But yeah. People think my boyfriend's hot. Oh, that's mine.

[Zane]

Lee, I feel like you should try harder for him. I think you should try again.

[Leah]

No. Now he opened a coffee shop. Like, he's that guy. I feel like he knows he's that guy.

[Zane]

And then be that girl that shows up every morning.

[Leah]

I don't know. I don't want a guy that's like. I feel like I have to like, work like, chase. Not that like I want. I'm the cooler one.

[Zane]

Ah, okay.

[Leah]

You know, I see that, like, they're lucky to be with me.

[Zane]

I like that Self worth.

[Leah]

Yes.

[Zane]

To the roof.

[Leah]

I don't even know what I'm looking for at this point. I'll just take anything.

[Zane]

I'm almost there, Lee. I'm almost there.

[Leah]

I'm at the verge of like a sperm donor.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Leah]

I'm like. And I find them. I'm like, so I have your child. Did you want to get married?

[Zane]

I froze your sperm.

[Leah]

I paid for your sperm. Ne, kid. Do you want to get married.

[Matt Rogers]

For sperm donors, you have to pay just to look through the eligible sperm. You know what I mean?

[Heath]

Like, you just want to be curious and go in and see.

[Matt Rogers]

Just to go look through the files and get the books. But does the. But do you have to pay like, a deposit down that like, you're taking it seriously? They're not just gonna, like, open up the whole database for you to go through?

[Zane]

I know. I know a girl that actually does it. She does it a lot, actually.

[Leah]

And I feel donates her eggs or she works there.

[Zane]

Donates her eggs. I. I think she was telling me that you don't get to see pictures. You only get to see descriptions.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Zane]

Which I find really interesting. I feel. I mean, I. I know why they only. They don't do pictures because I privacy. But I feel like most people would want to see the picture. Like, I want to see.

[Heath]

Damn, that would suck. Even your sperm wouldn't get picked. Like, you don't get laid and then your sperm also does it.

[Leah]

Like, no, thanks.

[Zane]

Next. Damn.

[Heath]

They look at.

[Zane]

They go to my picture like, okay, cool. I like. Then like, can I see a side picture?

[Leah]

Well, no, because actually a description too. You could be like, blonde hair, blue eyes. Like, it could be ugly as, like, you don't know.

[Heath]

No, it. It also says, like, your. Your education. It says like, everything.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

It's. It even goes into, like, which hand is your dominant.

[Zane]

Oh, that's wild.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

And when my mom went in to pick the donor, she was between two guys and the nurse came up and she's like, listen, we're not supposed to do this, obviously. No pictures, no names, but she pointed.

[Zane]

To, oh, which one?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

CB 270. And she's like, I have to tell you, he's an absolute sweetheart. We love when he comes in.

[Zane]

Oh, so your daddy's a sweetheart.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah.

[Zane]

That's so fun.

[Leah]

Wow. But isn't that kind of crazy too, nowadays with like. Like, what is it, 23andMe?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Leah]

If your dad or your, like, sperm donor took that and I took it.

[Zane]

When I find him, that's what I was hoping for.

[Leah]

I didn't work.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Didn't work, but I found half siblings.

[Leah]

Really?

[Matt Rogers]

That's why it could maybe eventually, I think.

[Leah]

So you meet up with them or any know I. Or do you think that's weird?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

I followed a couple of them on Instagram and had, like, very brief conversations.

[Leah]

Do you feel like you look like them?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

One of them? I do.

[Leah]

Really?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

I'm such a spitting image of my mom.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Like, there's like, certain features on one of them that I'm like, okay, yeah, we could be siblings.

[Zane]

Is it. Does it make you feel like. Like, when you. When you. Like, when you saw or when you found the other sibling, is it, like, do you feel, like, sad, like, where you're like, oh, I feel like I need to be in this person's life, or is it just very, like, oh, like, no, they have their own it.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Yeah, I have, like, that whole, like, blood is thicker than water kind of like saying that people live by. I have no feeling towards that.

[Matt Rogers]

What is that dialogue like, though, once you're, like, connected with this person? Are you like, hey, looks like we have the same donor? Are we doing exclamation points? Like, emojis? Are they super excited? It seems like we do. Okay. So it's like, oh, cool.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

And we all happen to be around the same age. Like, I mean, I did the test a couple of years ago, so it was, like, early to mid-20s, you know, but, yeah, we were all around the same age.

[Matt Rogers]

Does the 23andMe database know that you are a sperm donor or that there's just this connection to. There's just a connection.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Leah]

I guess, too, if you're a sperm donor, you don't want to be found. You wouldn't take that, right?

[Zane]

Yeah, true.

[Leah]

Would you guys do it?

[Matt Rogers]

Donate sperm?

[Leah]

Yeah. Would you, like. Would you do it knowing that you had, like. Would you think about the kids in the world?

[Zane]

Like, I mean, I guess if you're thinking of it in, like, a. A way that you're helping people. Right. But like, that. But also, there's so many other people doing that already. I feel like at that point, if you're doing it, you're just like, I want more of me out there. How. Like, what other way can you look at it other than.

[Leah]

There's.

[Heath]

There's. I think there's good money in it.

[Leah]

Oh, yeah, it's really good money.

[Matt Rogers]

There's a great documentary called Sperm World. It's actually really just gross, but it's.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

About my favorite somebody AI Sperm World.

[Zane]

Like a water. Water park.

[Matt Rogers]

It just dives into that world of sperm donors and how also it's like, it's really expensive just to, like, get into the whole system of it. And there's, like, a really, like, gross. I don't call it a black market, but just like an underneath market where it's, like, done over Facebook groups and marketplaces and stuff of people donating sperm. And it's just some sleazy type of personalities of I don't know, like, going, do you want to be in the same room. Room with me as I do it? Like, really weird freakos that are taking advantage of just, like, poor people who are just trying to get sperm.

[Zane]

It's bizarre. Oh, my God.

[Heath]

It is weird to know, like, they check in at the front desk and they're like, okay, go to that room right there. And they give you, like, a magazine or, like, a movie or, like, whatever it is. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

So they give me, like, a browser's account. Like, what's going on now?

[Heath]

Premium access.

[Zane]

Well, you just do it on your phone.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Good point.

[Matt Rogers]

Good point. What's the WI fi password in here? Sorry, I just. Just share it.

[Heath]

Okay, I got it.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you. All right. Or it's like, it's the WI fi. You're just.

[Zane]

You're like, hey, this keeps buffering. Can you turn off and on the WI fi?

[Leah]

I wonder if they tell, too, when. Like, if one goes through. Do they. Do you know that, like, if. If it's successful, like, the transfers successful, and a kid is, you know.

[Zane]

Oh, they don't.

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, to know how many you have out there.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't know.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

I think I have no idea.

[Matt Rogers]

I bet they don't. I mean, I don't know.

[Leah]

Can you opt in for that? Oh, like, to know you have five.

[Zane]

Kids for the privacy of the. The other family. They probably don't talk.

[Matt Rogers]

I think that's part of your agreement is we will not notify you the Pete. Your offspring can.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because I feel like they could if someone was like, you wanted to know. Like, I want to know where my kid is going. They just. If they know. Not knowing where it's going outside or.

[Heath]

Just, like, how many.

[Leah]

Yeah, like, if it's successful or not. Because you could transfer. It doesn't work, right?

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

[Matt Rogers]

And do you think your other half siblings, did you have this exchange with them? Did they live nearby where you're from? Are they from the Cleveland area? Or did they, like, their sperm traveled halfway across the country?

[Unidentified Female Guest]

No, they were all, I think, still in Ohio because. So my mom went to the Columbus sperm bank, and then we ended up, like, living in Cincinnati and. But I think they were all still around the Columbus area.

[Matt Rogers]

Columbus. And you're from Cincinnati.

[Zane]

Right.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, sorry.

[Heath]

What's weird? What's weird is I just found out that he's actually from Kentucky.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Well, my parents live in Kentucky, but.

[Heath]

It'S, like, right there next to Cincinnati. It's so weird. On the map to see it. That it's considered Kentucky.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

The Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky. What? Oh, and like the. The call sign, like the three letter is cvg, which stands for Covington, Kentucky.

[Heath]

Isn't that crazy? I just like two days ago.

[Matt Rogers]

I like Bowling Green. I've been there.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Bowling Green.

[Zane]

Bowling Green. Is that a little.

[Matt Rogers]

It's where Western Kentucky University is. It's like the restaurant capital of the world and home pretty close to Nashville.

[Unidentified Female Guest]

Corvette Museum.

[Zane]

Get out of here. Have you. Anybody ever been to the Kentucky Derby?

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Leah]

No.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Zane]

I want to go one time. I almost experience.

[Heath]

We should do it.

[Zane]

Just bet on a horse.

[Matt Rogers]

Get all fancy.

[Zane]

Yeah. All seeing. All the girls with a hat. What's the, like the. What's the amount that people, like, bet on horses there? Like, do you have to put like a certain amount down on a horse? Or it could be like any amount.

[Leah]

One of those tiktokers bought a horse that races in it.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. Griffin.

[Leah]

Yes.

[Zane]

Yeah, we were just talking about crazy. I was like, by the way, have you always, like, been into that? He's like, no, I actually just got into it like. Like a year ago.

[Leah]

Horse like, wins.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, he's like, he loves that horse. He loves that whole world now.

[Matt Rogers]

And you make money from this horse's sperm too. If your horse wins, then you're just shooting out loads and loads of money, literally.

[Zane]

That's great.

[Heath]

You could sell a nut for like 100 grand.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow.

[Zane]

Imagine. What if. Okay, so what if you gave a horse sperm to like. What if. What if you switched one day at the office in the. In the plant. The office.

[Heath]

I don't think you finish it. Don't even finish this.

[Zane]

Stop working a horse sperm with a human sperm. Like, and she's like, okay. And then puts it like, it wouldn't work. It wouldn't work.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Zane]

Has it been done before?

[Matt Rogers]

I'm sure, yes.

[Leah]

No. People, horses, yes.

[Matt Rogers]

In science realized it doesn't work.

[Leah]

I refuse to pay my car payment.

[Heath]

What if.

[Leah]

I don't want to?

[Zane]

What do you mean you don't want to? You have to. Leah, didn't you just get, like, did you get paid? Aren't you paid now?

[Leah]

I'm paid, but like. Like, it just doesn't make me feel good. Like, my. My bills just like I'm trying to be an adult. Right? My rent is now 3250 and it hurts. But I love my house. Then my fucking car payment is 600 because I had to have a Jeep wrangler. And then that hurts. So it's like all my money is going towards like my life and it.

[Zane]

Sucks but Leah you have that's you.

[Leah]

Have on their toes.

[Zane]

You have the option to get me.

[Leah]

One more time and I'll fucking pay.

[Zane]

The option to live a like a live a little cheaper life than that for sure.

[Leah]

But I don't live like that because.

[Zane]

You'Re too bougie now you're like I.

[Leah]

Live a little bit without. Without Wait what is it?

[Heath]

Out of your means?

[Leah]

Out of my means. I would say within whatever you get.

[Zane]

But honestly if I was a like a Kardashian nanny for a few years I probably would start living like that too.

[Leah]

I just like I've always been like that though.

[Zane]

Yeah like. Like you've like even have that mentality. I'm just stuck in this body rich mentality.

[Heath]

I get that money in, money out.

[Leah]

Did you see that now like 100k is like like lower like yeah high low class I'm sure.

[Zane]

Yeah because everything's so goddamn got to.

[Leah]

Make fucking like 300k a year to.

[Zane]

Be okay but out here but you.

[Heath]

Could still comparisons to the Great Depression and today like how far your money goes it's actually worse today like really.

[Matt Rogers]

But TVs are so cheap actually TVs used to be thousands of dollars now they're hundreds of dollars. People would have rent TVs to have them now it. The hole you're in is like I don't know the stuff that I need.

[Leah]

I have my fossil from college it's like a brick. It doesn't have smart TV. The back it's kind of back.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow.

[Zane]

I haven't seen those TVs in a long time.

[Heath]

The TV is curved but it curves the like towards you.

[Leah]

Yeah well no it's still like it's like a. Not like the back back it's not like the old like what Matt had.

[Zane]

I thought you had the back.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm like all right, all right.

[Leah]

It's just like a. It's huge. So heavy. Get the new ones like feather.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah the TV I won on let's Make a Deal like the 75 inch OLED Samsung TV it was like $11,000 when I won it. Now Best Buy it's $200.

[Leah]

Wow. I'm going to best buy like that's.

[Matt Rogers]

Crazy cuz they're making LCD screens now all like one bunch and they can make multiple at the same time manufacturing wise and so it's just becoming easier.

[Zane]

And that's why I think it break so fast.

[Leah]

I'm going to go Buy a TV.

[Zane]

For three weeks, you're watching TV and all of a sudden you see a green fucking square on the corner. Your. And then you have to re. Re. Buy another one.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

This has been fun.

[Zane]

This. This. This was a great episode.

[Leah]

Did you want me to say my chat GPT thing?

[Zane]

No, we'll save that for the unwind.

[Leah]

Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah. All right. Well, that's all we have for today, guys. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Zany Heath Unfiltered. Everybody wish he's all the luck in.

[Leah]

The world he get some sleep tonight.

[Zane]

We honestly thought he wouldn't be here today. We thought. I know. But now this is the truly the last thing you'll say. Well, last time you seen probably for like an episode. Right. Maybe you might not be on the next one. Right.

[Heath]

I'm just. I'm kind of just winging everything. We're just gonna play it by ear. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

And.

[Heath]

If I can, I can. If we're in the hospital.

[Zane]

Yeah. Okay.

[Heath]

You'll know.

[Zane]

All right, well, wow. Make sure to send Heath and Mariah all the messages. Wish him luck. We can't wait to meet the baby.

[Matt Rogers]

And I'll send that baby blanket to you.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Leah]

Yeah. Free nanny here.

[Matt Rogers]

Cool.

[Zane]

As always, you can check out.

[Heath]

Yeah, right?

[Zane]

As always, you can check out these episodes every Monday audio form and all podcast platforms. Every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com zayn and heath.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

We will see you in five seconds. Everybody say bye.

[Matt Rogers]

Bye.

[Zane]

We love you guys.

[Heath]

Peace and blessings, y'. All.

[Matt Rogers]

This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Hey, Bowen. It's gift season.

[Heath]

Ugh.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Zane]

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[Matt Rogers]

Bright Eye Berries got a feisty receiver.

[Zane]

Energy up and Apple. Your classic do it all tight end.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Zane]

Whether you're on the couch, driving to the tailgate or heading to the locker room, New Morning Uncrustable Sandwiches are the MVP of snacks.

[Matt Rogers]

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