313: How We Lost All of Our Money (We're Broke...)

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 313

Title: How We Lost All of Our Money (We're Broke...)
Release Date: December 29, 2025
Hosts: Zane & Heath
Guest(s): Matt, Unidentified Male Guest

Episode Overview

This episode revolves around the anticipation of Heath’s baby (still waiting for his debut!), funny and relatable pre-parenthood anxieties, sidetracked deep dives into wild news stories, and the crew’s musings on everything from new animation styles to quirky McDonald’s facts. The "we’re broke" topic is playfully referenced but doesn't drive the conversation—expect more candid banter, nostalgia, and their unfiltered takes on the absurdities of everyday life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Heath’s Baby Watch and Pre-Parenthood Prep

• Heath’s wife, Mariah, is overdue; baby was due Dec 13th but still hasn't arrived.
  • The hosts joke about the anticipation and mental preparations needed.
  • Heath discusses go-bags, creature comforts (toothbrush, deodorant), and the surreal waiting period.
• Funny detour on pregnancy trivia: Longest recorded human pregnancy lasted 375 days (Bella Hunter, 1945).
  • Matt (04:03): “The baby was born healthy. Though the doctors were initially skeptical.”
• Doula trends and new ‘dad behaviors’:
  • Shirtless dad photos for "bonding" and "grounding" after birth.
  • Heath (08:01): “I think I'll wait until I get home to take my shirt off in front of strangers.”
• The Glam Squad for labor?
  • Some new moms bring hair and makeup people for the post-delivery photo ops.

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2. Name Games & Cultural Naming Businesses

• Zane, Matt, and Heath brainstorm names for the baby.
  • Suggestions range from Ninja Turtles' names (Donatello, “Donnie”) to “Dennis.”
• Talk of name trends and a business that assigns American names to children in China for assimilation/future opportunities.
  • Matt (12:00): “It’s like a multi-million dollar business what this girl does.”
• Chat about the meanings of their own names and odd cultural juxtapositions.
  • Heath (14:30): “Heath means shrubbery.”

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3. In-N-Out Hysteria & Pop Culture Observations

• New In-N-Out opening draws what Heath claims is “10,000 people.”
  • 8 hour wait times, tailgate parties, cops needed for crowd control.
• In-N-Out retiring order #67 due to meme culture:
  • Zane (15:44): “They got rid of the order number 67. Because people kept on screaming it every time it got to that number.”
• Turns into nostalgia for viral fast food cults.

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4. Movie, TV & True Crime Rabbit Holes

• The Grinch (Jim Carrey): Film prosthetics hell and wild trivia.
  • Jim Carrey required “CIA torture training” to endure 8-9 hour makeup sessions.
  • Matt (18:42): “He required training from a CIA torture expert to cope. Wow.”
• The “Staircase” True Crime Case:
  • Zane recounts the infamous case, explaining the “owl theory” (the victim attacked by an owl before falling).
  • Matt (24:54): “There was an owl that had found its way into the house, spooked her away... the way the gashes, it's like a claw equal to owl marks.”
  • Discussion of biased documentary filmmaking and wrongful allegations.
• Amanda Knox case:
  • Noting the difference in American vs Italian perceptions of her innocence.
  • Matt (31:36): “Italian people think Amanda Knox is like a villain. Us as Americans think this is a poor girl who got lost in translation.”

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5. Recent Celebrity Tragedy

• Rob Reiner and wife’s murder by their own son (reported breaking news).
  • Details of their son’s addiction struggles and impact on the Hollywood community.
  • Matt (33:10): “It just kind of shook up Hollywood, like, overnight. It’s been a weird day.”

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6. Internet, Tech & True Crime Humor

• Hilariously Damning Google Searches (Brian Walsh case):
  • Reading out an actual murder suspect’s searches (e.g., “How to dismember a body,” “Can you be charged with murder without a body?”).
  • Heath (38:27): “There's no way.”
  • Matt (39:01): "At the end of this video, he goes, 'Wait, can Google searches be used against you in a court of law?'”
• Debate: Should Google searches be automatically flagged for law enforcement?
  • Balancing privacy and public safety.

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7. Personal Mishaps & Viral Content

• David Dobrik’s car breakdown on the night of Susie’s proposal.
  • Zane documents the repair and posts on TikTok.
  • Jonah’s dad is surprisingly handy: “He has a shop.”
• Post-proposal celebration: Armenian restaurant, and spectacular post-party snow slide event with epic wipeouts (videos shared).
  • Heath (49:05): “She was out for, like, three days. She was resting for three days in a wheelchair.”

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8. Eating Habits: How Much Meat Do We Really Eat?

• Discussion on lifetime consumption of cows, chickens, pigs in America.
  • Average person eats 8-11 cows, 2,400 chickens, and 27 pigs in a lifetime.
    • Matt (50:32): "A cow is big, but... eight cows could last you a lifetime. Now, how many chickens?"
• Mathematics of McDonald’s burger consumption, fast food industry scale.
  • Matt (53:03): “McDonald's sells an estimated 6.448 million burgers daily.”
  • Math checks out: one cow = 8,800 hamburgers.

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9. Weird McDonald’s Facts & Travel

• A guy made a coffee table book about unique McDonald’s locations worldwide—sold well.
• World’s smallest McDonald’s is in Sweden, made just for bees ("McHive").
  • Zane plans to visit on his upcoming Sweden trip.
  • Heath (56:30): “What is this, a center for ants?”

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10. Nostalgic Car Chat & Upcoming Events

• Love for Volvo wagons, Jeep Wagoneers, and cars with wood paneling.
• Zane is hosting an event with Alicia Marie; Matt will attend but jokes he'll hide in the back to avoid making Zane laugh on stage.

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11. Holiday Plans, Travel, and All-Inclusives

• Matt heading to Dallas/Birmingham, considering Cabo for New Year’s.
• Heath expects a low-key Christmas, family visiting, plans depending on baby’s arrival.
• Warning stories about all-inclusive resort liquor quality and communal alcohol dispensers.

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12. Babies, Animals, & Homemade Living

• Who gets to kiss/touch new babies?
  • Zane (65:44): “Don’t kiss my baby.”
• Dog paws smell like Fritos due to bacteria; cats always smell clean because they constantly groom.
• Heath gets into homemade whipped cream and butter. Wants to make his own soaps and shampoos.
• Homeschooling kits popping up on Zane’s social feeds: “I think they thinks I have a kid coming.”

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13. Heath Producing a Film & Matt’s IMDb Mixups

• Heath investing in and producing his first movie, filming in Nashville soon.
  • Heath (70:39): “I love the environment of films...I get to have, like, a producer credit.”
• Matt accidentally credited as a producer on major Hollywood shows due to IMDb errors, leading to awkward business coffee invites.

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14. Rush Hour Nostalgia & Hollywood Paydays

• Hyped for “Rush Hour 4,” marveling at how much Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker (not Chris Rock/Eddie Murphy!) got paid for sequels.
• Chat about stars mis-managing money, not paying taxes, and wild escalation of movie star salaries for sequels.
• Tangent on endless sequels/animation style changes (Shrek, Cars, etc.).
  • Heath (77:46): “Cars is the new animation, if you think about it. But... it works.”
• Fan theories: if Cars are people, what about historical events (Cars 9/11, Cars Princess Diana)?
• Heath shares Rascal Flatts fanboy moment: DM from Rascal Flatts’ singer after posting a Lightning McQueen car cover.

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15. Seasonal Closing and Farewells

• Holiday wishes, reminders to check Patreon for bonus content, and gentle goodbyes until next time.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Heath (08:01): “I think I'll wait until I get home to take my shirt off in front of strangers.”
• Zane (15:44): “They got rid of the order number 67. Because people kept on screaming it every time it got to that number.”
• Matt (18:42): “He required training from a CIA torture expert to cope. Wow.”
• Matt (24:54): “There was an owl that had found its way into the house, spooked her away... the way the gashes, it's like a claw equal to owl marks.”
• Matt (31:36): “Italian people think Amanda Knox is like a villain. Us as Americans think this is a poor girl who got lost in translation.”
• Heath (38:27): “There's no way.” - On the murderer’s Google searches.
• Zane (56:30): "What is this, a center for ants?" - On the bee-sized McDonald’s in Sweden.
• Heath (70:39): “I love the environment of films... I get to have, like, a producer credit.”
• Zane (65:44): “Don’t kiss my baby.”
• Matt (50:32): “A cow is big, but... eight cows could last you a lifetime. Now, how many chickens?”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Heath’s Baby Watch & Hospital Prep — 01:31 to 06:10
• Name Game & Cultural Naming Businesses — 10:00 to 14:30
• In-N-Out Hysteria & Meme Culture — 14:39 to 16:10
• The Grinch: Movie Makeup Torture — 17:06 to 18:46
• The Staircase & Owl Theory Deep Dive — 22:56 to 29:30
• Rob Reiner Tragedy — 33:24 to 34:40
• Murderer’s Google Searches — 36:52 to 40:05
• Meat Consumption Calculations — 49:21 to 54:20
• The McHive: Smallest McDonald’s — 55:44 to 56:44
• Cars Movie Fan Theories & Rascal Flatts — 77:40 to 79:56
• Heath Becoming a Movie Producer — 70:10 to 72:10
• Holiday Closings & Goodbyes — 80:08 to end

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Tone & Style

The show maintains its trademark chaotic, rapid-fire, and irreverent style—full of pop culture sidebars, banter, and candid, self-deprecating humor. The language is casual, peppered with plenty of familiar inside jokes and spontaneous laughter.

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For New Listeners

This episode is classic Zane and Heath: spontaneous, hilarious, and drifting through genuine life updates, true crime, viral trivia, and pop culture—all without missing a beat. If you’re here for the “losing all our money” theme, it's more a playful episode title than a plot—what you really get is a hangout with friends, waiting on a baby, and taking on the internet, Hollywood, and life’s weirdest facts with warmth and wit.

Transcript

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[Heath]

Oh, showing a little chess meat. Sorry about that.

[Zane]

Oh, I saw that. I saw that.

[Heath]

So my two bottom buttons broke and I didn't want to just button the top one right. You know, we're going. We're going chess meat out. Why not? I'm about to be a dad, you know, I gotta get. I gotta get ready for the look.

[Zane]

You're getting there, man. With the. With the. With the dad bod and the dad. I'm right there with you, baby. I'm right there with you.

[Heath]

Oh, you'd be proud after my. My fast that I did.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I'm down £12.

[Matt]

Whoa. Skinny legend.

[Zane]

Love that.

[Heath]

It up.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Guys, it's funny. You're seeing Heath again. We really didn't think you'd be seeing him. We've said goodbye now twice. Yeah, we really thought Heath and Rye would 100 be in the hospital right now. Today, right? Today is December 15th. She was due the 13th.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

So we really thought we would not be seeing he. But you guys are so lucky you're seeing him one more time.

[Heath]

Yeah, we've been on the edge of our seat for the last few days. We're just like, is it happening? And she'll like, start feeling some stuff. And we're like, okay, like, it's time. And we're like, getting ready. We're like mentally preparing and everything. And then it's just like, oh, no, wait, I guess.

[Matt]

I guess still bacon.

[Heath]

I guess it's not time.

[Matt]

I keep checking your location, and yet today I saw that you're still home. And I'm like, well, well, did it already happen and he's already home? I thought I missed it.

[Zane]

They'll be there for at least a couple of days. So it's like a two Day grace period where you could see if they're there.

[Heath]

Just a heads up, Matt, do not be nervous. Tomorrow we are going to be at the hospital. We weren't supposed to, so we've been doing weekly checkups. They schedule us like, just every week. But since the baby isn't here yet, we have to do another weekly checkup. So we're going in tomorrow just to do an ultrasound, make sure everything's still good. So we will. We will be at the hospital tomorrow. So if you see us there, don't, don't get excited. It's just.

[Zane]

But it's just an appointment, though. You're not like. You're not like, settling in there.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

That's insane.

[Heath]

I don't. I don't know if I told you guys we were going to do the 16th as an appointment for inducing.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Yeah, but we're just going to. We're just going to write it out and just wait and see, you know, if he comes, we don't want to just go in and just start the inducing process.

[Zane]

I was talking to Mariah, though. She was just like, this baby just doesn't want to come out. Like, this baby is just like, is it's here to stay.

[Heath]

It's so weird. Like, it's. It's just such a strange feeling. You're just like sitting there waiting for like a bomb to go off almost. You're just like.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

And there's no timer. You're just kind of like, is it now? No. You feel okay.

[Zane]

You don't want to. You don't want to overheat it, you know?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Nobody likes a. I know.

[Matt]

What's like the longest, like a pregnancy, like, has been like, has a baby been in the 10 months or what?

[Heath]

They said like two weeks after your due date is like, okay, maybe we should start like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Inducing for sure.

[Matt]

Yeah. Because I bet it becomes like a serious issue if it's like not coming out, but. Right. And then it just.

[Heath]

It keeps getting bigger and bigger and it's too big to come out.

[Zane]

Literally. Me, two weeks ago. My bathroom.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, get this, guys. The longest human pregnancy ever recorded belonged to Bella hunter back in 1945 for a documented 375 days.

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

What? Oh, no. A year.

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

And the baby was born healthy. Though the doctors were initially skeptical.

[Zane]

17 month pregnancy.

[Heath]

That is probably a 25 pound baby. Yeah.

[Zane]

It would look like me coming out.

[Matt]

Yeah. I would have like full teeth probably. Like, that is insane. Just like. Hey, how are we? Pleasure to meet y'.

[Heath]

All.

[Zane]

Hello, mother Dang.

[Matt]

Heath. Do you guys have a, Like, I assume you do, like, a bag already, like, good to go by the door.

[Heath]

Yeah, we got our go bags.

[Matt]

Do you have your first baby's outfit, like, already packed? Like, the hospital doesn't provide.

[Heath]

I don't know. Like, I just talked to Mariah about that a couple days ago. I was like, should we throw in some, like, newborn diapers? Should we bring, like, some, like, extra clothes, things like that? And she was like, they give you everything while you're there. Like, you don't have to worry about diapers. You don't have to worry about clothes or anything like that. And then she said they actually send you home with stuff, too.

[Zane]

Oh, so little swag bag.

[Heath]

The little go bag is, like, not necessarily, you know, a priority. It's. You don't. Like, it's not necessary. But a lot of people do it for, like, your own creature comforts. Like, because you're going to be spending the night, you want your toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, things like that. It's more for your person.

[Matt]

Oh, okay. And are you bringing, like, Yeah, a change of clothes for yourself? Do you get.

[Heath]

I got my shower, I got my sleeping bag, I got my cooks, I got my stove.

[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

You think hospitals are collaborating with different brands to do, like, all right, we have the aloe giddy bag. We have the aloe aloe little sweatpants for the. For the wife that just pushed.

[Heath]

That'd be a good idea.

[Matt]

I think so. A lot of diaper brands sometimes will, like, yeah, give, like, free diapers and stuff. Especially with, like, lower income, like, communities as well. You get, like. I don't know. It's nice of them to do that. Wait, but do you get to take a shower at the hospital?

[Heath]

So I don't know.

[Matt]

I bet you do. I bet you do.

[Zane]

I think there's. Isn't there, like, a standup shower in.

[Heath]

The bathroom in the dam?

[Zane]

No, I know. I swear. I feel like I've seen the bathroom with, like, a standup when you get.

[Heath]

Chemicals in your eye.

[Zane]

I. It was in a show, though. I think I saw it in a show, so my head was like, oh, okay. Maybe there are standup. Like, you. Like, it's almost like the chemical shower that they have in the hospital bathroom.

[Heath]

But it's a. It's like a communal locker room. It's just all the dads.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

How much did he weigh?

[Matt]

Do you have your outfit plan? Are you going to be, like, dressed, like, casual, comfortable, or. I mean, Mariah is Probably going to be in a typical hospital gown or whatever.

[Heath]

But that is a good idea. I have, like, an Elwood set.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

You know, little sweatpants, sweatshirt type combo.

[Matt]

Love it.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Okay.

[Matt]

And are you going to do the whole thing? I've seen it lately when friends who've had babies and they're posting pictures from the hospital room and everything, or the delivery room. Like, the dad will get, like, shirtless, like, the first time you have. You haven't seen this or heard about this?

[Heath]

No, trust me, baby, I do not need to take. He starts going for mine.

[Matt]

It's a thing now where, like, dads will take off their shirt first time they hold the baby because you want the baby be exposed to the scent and the familiarity of the father as well.

[Zane]

It's like another version of, like, grounding. You're like, grounding. You're. But you're grounding as a child with your parents. It's like, very. It's like the Avatar, when they're putting the tree of the spirit tree and they're connected to this. Yeah, yeah. I. I could see. I mean, it sounds like, kind of mythy to me, but I can see why, like, I'd probably want to do that just for, like, the.

[Matt]

Just the pictures look a little strange because you're like, what are you doing? It looks like the guy just, like, gave birth as well, but apparent. That's a thing.

[Zane]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Look into it. Do it. I don't know. Or just do whatever Mariah wants to do. Truly bad.

[Zane]

It's like. It's like. It feels like spiritually, like a good thing to do with your child.

[Heath]

I think I'll wait until I get home to take my shirt off in front of strangers.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got.

[Matt]

Hey, can you hold this, please?

[Heath]

But imagine what that would look like, though. Like, the baby comes out and I'm like, give me one sec.

[Matt]

Like, sir, how big is Mar. Has Mariah vocalized any sense of glam that she wants for herself? Does she want her hair to be done? Or is she going to, like, go, like, no makeup and, like, dramatic glam?

[Zane]

Do people. Do girls get Glam Squad?

[Matt]

Yes, they do.

[Zane]

No way.

[Matt]

Many friends. But I'll see some moms that just look all natural and truly look like they've given birth. And I see some who's. Just hair is. I understand.

[Zane]

If they're filming for a show like the Kardashians, I'm sure they got Glam squad coming in because they're filming straight up. I get that. But like normal. Like, there's like.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's a give me, give me, give me, give me a baggy 2XL team building exercise T shirt. Yeah, just yoga. Just keep it cash, you know?

[Zane]

What am I saying? 100 is going to have glam squad.

[Heath]

Hey, guys, get ready with me to give birth to my child.

[Zane]

And this is me after.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah. No, I don't think she's planned her look yet.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

Anything specific? I think. I think she's just ready for this baby to come. Like, it's just.

[Zane]

Dude, how's her back? Oh, man, her back is probably bad. Like, dude, I don't even. Like, I'm not pregnant and I have a bad lower back. I even imagine her.

[Heath]

So the thing that's bothering her the most is she always has her core tight. Right? Like sitting, standing, like just very engaged.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

There's like, you cannot flex your stomach at all. So like, that's really bothering her. And then also sitting down, normally you tighten your abs to like, sit up. It's like a. It's like a. Like a crunch almost. She can't do a sit up. So like, if she's laying down or if she's like leaning back, it's. It's a big boy rollout. You know what I mean? You got to throw an elbow.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. Wow. Well, I can't wait to meet the little sucker. No name still, I'm guessing. Right?

[Heath]

But we are throwing some new ones in the mix.

[Matt]

I don't know. I don't know. I was thinking about the Ninja Turtles the other day and all of their names. I'm like, those are kind of like Italian. Like, maybe they could pull from like Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael. I don't know.

[Heath]

I went through it too, and I was like, I really like Donatello. And I was like, that's kind of cute. They call him like, Donnie. And then I was like, donnie?

[Zane]

Absolutely not Donnie.

[Heath]

I was like, oh, no, no, no.

[Zane]

You can't do that.

[Heath]

And then I really like like a E sound at the end. Like a. Something like a. Yes, like a two syllable, like a. Gotta. Got it.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

Benny.

[Matt]

Like Denny. That's a family name.

[Zane]

Denny and Denny house your roots. Yeah. Heath. Very good. Denny.

[Matt]

Is Denny, though, short for something? Dennis. Oh, it is Dennis. But I don't think my. What is it? My grandma's brother. So like my great uncle, I guess.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But I don't know if he's Dennis. I think he's just Denny.

[Zane]

I do like Dennis. I love that Dennis.

[Matt]

Okay. It's The Menace.

[Zane]

Dennis.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Dennis Hussar.

[Zane]

Dennis Hussar.

[Matt]

I don't know. I know. Denny.

[Zane]

Denny.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zane]

Dan.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

It's got a ring to it.

[Matt]

It does. There's something there.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

It's powerful. Heath.

[Matt]

It's bold.

[Heath]

Jenny House Hussar.

[Zane]

You know. You know what other name said it on? Chad? Gbz.

[Heath]

It did. It's. It's been popping up a lot. They're trying to get me to name my kids a big. He rigged my account, though.

[Zane]

I know I definitely have.

[Matt]

There's a girl who is an American girl, and she set up this business for families, I believe, in China to, like, name their babies and give them, like, American names in China.

[Zane]

Like, because.

[Matt]

So I wish I had this exactly right, but it's like a multi million dollar business what this girl does. Okay. So people, I think, like, usually in maybe foreign countries have their traditional name. Your name may be Wong, May or Lee and Pay or something, but they want, like, Angela or Brittany or April. They want, like an American name. This girl basically meets with these families, gets a vibe of what they're looking for, and will give them a proper American name. Okay. So these families feel comfortable that they didn't just pick, like, maybe a really terrible American name.

[Zane]

So they. But they live in China and they will live in China or.

[Matt]

So, yes, they are. This. Her business is mainly in China.

[Zane]

Interesting.

[Matt]

She's giving them American names.

[Zane]

And is there, like a kind of a reason why they, like, want to.

[Matt]

Because they know that you need like an American name maybe to assimilate if you probably.

[Heath]

They probably also don't know too many. Like, if you were gonna think off the top of your head, name like 50 Chinese names.

[Matt]

Yeah, you wouldn't know exactly.

[Heath]

They're probably, like, given like, okay, this. This name's pretty cool right now. This is trendy. This is like what I'm seeing, you know, But.

[Zane]

But like, I. But that thing is, I wouldn't name my baby a Chinese name because he's not Chinese, but if you were moving.

[Matt]

To China or something like that, you'd probably would wanna. I guess so.

[Zane]

That is interesting. I never thought.

[Heath]

It's also like a lot of, like, if you work overseas or you have like a, you know, you live in China, but you have like a job that functions within the U.S. yeah.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, it's easier for you to have like an Americanized name. So, you know, people wouldn't get confused with, like, pronunciation, things like that.

[Zane]

And honestly, they're probably looking at the future for their kid to, like, oh, there's a good chance that they, like, may want to move to America because it's like, you know, more opportunities.

[Heath]

It's like when you go to Benihana.

[Matt]

Yeah. But like, my name, my Chinese name that my Laoshi, my teacher gave me is Jian Saishan. That's like my name. But my last name, though, should be Wong, because Wong is king in Chinese. But I don't know, that's what she named me. But we had that in the classroom. And that, like, I don't know, helps your identity and getting familiar.

[Zane]

But that was not your last name.

[Matt]

It was not my last name. Like, not literally by last name, if it was a direct translation. Because my name. My last name is a word.

[Zane]

It's. Yeah, your last name is not really. Like, if you think about the definition, I feel like it's more.

[Matt]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Zane]

Because you wouldn't say, like, hey, Jazzy in a sentence. Well, actually. Well, you're. You would say yours in a sentence, but you wouldn't say my last name in a sentence. But my name means, like a. That is really weird because, like, Zayn means, like, one of the highest or something. But you.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

You wouldn't use that in a fucking sentence.

[Heath]

Right?

[Zane]

It's so, like, weird.

[Heath]

Heath means shrubbery.

[Zane]

Yeah, but you want to be like.

[Heath]

Look at all those heats.

[Matt]

Yeah. It is beautiful, though. There's. There's roots to it all.

[Zane]

I love. I. I bring up. I love bringing up in and out. It's like an in and out podcast now because.

[Heath]

Oh, Zane, Zane. I drove by it. Oh, did I tell you?

[Matt]

Still busy.

[Zane]

Well, I mean, I'm sure it's still insane, right? It's only been a week. Two weeks.

[Heath]

Outrageous. I'll send you. I'll. Jared, remind me to send the video so I could show you what it looks like.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Okay.

[Heath]

Dude, I'm not. It had to be 10,000 people.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

Cops. Cops everywhere.

[Zane]

No, there's tailgate parties where you can get a burger.

[Heath]

You got to cook your burger.

[Zane]

They should have that.

[Heath]

People were saying eight hour wait.

[Matt]

Oh, good grief. What are we doing?

[Zane]

You can. Heath, you should do a. I mean, this is a great video. Do a video where everything that I did in an outline. Waiting for my burger, I knitted, like, this blanket. Setting up for a tent. Yeah, setting up a. Tend to go to sleep for three hours. Yeah, no, that'd be a great little video. And I'm sure everyone's doing it too, but I saw somewhere, and this is, like, where I looked it up. They. They got Rid of the order number 67. Because people kept on screaming it every time it got to that number. So they got rid of it. So it goes from 66 to 68.

[Matt]

Oh, that's a bummer. I.

[Zane]

Well, but it was getting out of hand. It's just getting out of control. And you know what? I. I saw also in the comments like, this. This is going way too far.

[Matt]

It's getting bigger.

[Heath]

I thought it would have died out by now.

[Zane]

They're saying it was funny, but it's just not funny anymore. And I think it to the point where, like, you know what? Get rid of the number 67. Because it's like, what are we doing at this point?

[Heath]

This is saying hotels start getting rid of it. Like 67th floor.

[Matt]

Like.

[Heath]

Like, it's like, what. What. What are they, 13th floor?

[Matt]

Like, they don't have unlucky.

[Zane]

Imagine you get to the 67th floor, it opens 100 kids in there.

[Heath]

Everybody.

[Matt]

Today is.

[Zane]

That would be good.

[Matt]

Today's my dad's birthday and he's turning 67.

[Zane]

Happy birthday, Mr. King. What's his name?

[Matt]

Jim.

[Zane]

Jim King. Happy birthday.

[Matt]

We were like, texted Happy birthday in the family group chat, and my dad sends a picture of a kid going, 67. Like, it's gotten out to where my dad knows about it. I was so surprised that he was, like, in on the joke, but he's 67 years old. 67, wow. I know. Can you believe it? For him, it's wild. How old are you?

[Zane]

A good year for him.

[Matt]

I think so. Six, seven. Did you see people were meeting the Grinch at Universal Studios? Who is the best Grinch ever? So guy.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Should be getting paid hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. He's that good at it. And some kids were like, six, seven, and he was like, eight, nine.

[Heath]

Yeah, I did see that.

[Matt]

Like, just so quick with it.

[Zane]

So stupid. 9. Speaking of the Grinch, I saw an article where Jim. It was Jim Carrey talking about how he wants to pay, like, the. The people that was working on his makeup, like $20 million or something. Because he was so. He felt so bad for all the panic attacks and for all the tantrums he was throwing all like. He was probably screaming at them because there were long days. Imagine.

[Heath]

I heard it was like, yeah, like you said, eight to nine hours of.

[Zane]

Just sitting there before they even start filming. Dude, I would probably freak the out if I knew that. We had to like, get into a whole, like, oh, prosthetics and all that. And then I had to act For God knows how many hours. Like, how many hours are you, like, acting after that? After that much time, you probably have to be asleep.

[Matt]

Like, you go to bed just to get back into costume.

[Zane]

Exactly.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Remember how uncomfortable you were as the Night King?

[Zane]

Terrible.

[Heath]

Imagine trying to be happier. Well, it's a good thing the Grinch was grumpy.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But imagine, like, trying to, like, act like you don't have anything on and you're trying to get in character and.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You're just. The shit's in your eyes. You're just, like, itchy.

[Zane]

Yeah. And, dude, for its time, too. That was incredible prosthetics. I feel like. Like, back, though.

[Matt]

Yeah, it was, like, 2003, I think.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And I believe he got, like, training from, like, Navy SEALs on how to, like, mentally frame his mind to endure, like, the suffering a little bit stronger. I believe I, like, heard or read that somewhere.

[Zane]

But, yeah, I wouldn't be surpr, guys.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

He required training from a CIA torture expert to cope. Wow.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

That's nuts.

[Zane]

And you know what? He crushed it.

[Matt]

That movie.

[Zane]

That movie is incredible. He really.

[Matt]

There is one clip where he's by.

[Heath]

I was just gonna bring it up with the eyes.

[Matt]

Yes, the eyes.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

He's by, like, the trash can when he's going down for, like, the whole Cheermeister Festival in Whoville.

[Heath]

He's, like, looking over at the camera.

[Matt]

Really quick, and they apparently forgot to put in his colored contacts. And it's just his normal eyes. It's very quick. But people.

[Zane]

And wait, it was. And it was in there.

[Matt]

Yeah. Wow.

[Zane]

You know what?

[Heath]

One split second.

[Zane]

I'm sure that now you probably can't see. They probably AI'd it. Like, they probably fixed it.

[Matt]

Wow. Yeah. He's just in his normal eyes. Maybe, though, they could go back.

[Zane]

Dude, it's crazy how, like, off. Like, he's just not the Grinch.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

But he looks so much more friendly.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

The context.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because, dude, those. Remember the Night King eyes? Those eyes were insane. But, dude, it felt like. It felt like I had, like, 18 things in my eye when I had.

[Heath]

Those in having all those thicker, harder, right?

[Zane]

Yes, they're, like, thicker. So, dude, all that prosthetic and with that thing in your eye. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

My thing with the Grinch, though, the whole thing takes place on a snowflake, right?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

And so they're all going to die pretty soon, right? What happens when that snowflake hits the ground? Does. Who will still say, you know, is.

[Zane]

It pretty much floating in the air.

[Matt]

Throughout there in the beginning it like zooms in on a falling snowflake. And this is all going down on the snowflake. But when it hits the ground, does it link up with other Whoville's that.

[Zane]

On the other that they actually lived in a. It wasn't just like fucking. Just like a. Like a fun transition, you know, that's.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Like Horton Hears a who. They live on like that little flower or something.

[Matt]

Okay, right. So who's are very, very tiny people.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

They're very, very tiny. But also if you like want to get into the science of it and like the theory of relativity, it's like it would be probably millions or billions of years for them for that snowflake to hit the ground.

[Matt]

Damn right.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Damn right.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

So like in 4 billion years when our sun goes out, theoretically we would all die.

[Matt]

Yeah, right.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

But that's billions of years from now for them that that end of the world catastrophe is them just falling.

[Matt]

This would be a great college thesis if you were like into theory of relativity and all of that stuff. Like you make like a. Yeah, your whole essay is about.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

That would be so fun.

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[Zane]

This just reminded me last night I had the weirdest dream. Just, just imagine this. I'm gonna just speak and just imagine this.

[Matt]

All right?

[Zane]

The moon fell onto earth and was rolling down the street. Like everybody is just screaming for the lives. This was my dream last night. But it's. But it's so crazy. It's so crazy that I am in this nightmare and no. Part of me is like, you are in a nightmare. Like, it's just so crazy that my body was like, this is real.

[Heath]

Is real.

[Zane]

Like, the moon is rolling through cities and we are all fudgeing, running for our life.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

Absolutely real. And it felt real.

[Heath]

What did you watch last night before going to bed?

[Zane]

I think I watched, like, a murder mystery. No way. What did I watch last night?

[Matt]

Or you may have also saw some scrolling too. Yeah, like, implanted it.

[Zane]

I watched. I mean, I've been watching the Staircase that.

[Matt]

Like the one with Toni Collette?

[Zane]

Yes. Me and my mom been watching for the past few days. That whole story is so insane. Heath, have you heard of, like, the whole staircase? So in 2003. Correct. That's when it happened? Yes, yes, in 2000. Oh, that's when the Grinch was filmed. In 2003, they police got a call from a husband of a family, Michael.

[Matt]

Peterson, who was a pretty, like, successful author, very wealthy guy. It's like a house, I think, in Connecticut.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

No, no, Durham. Durham, North Carolina.

[Matt]

Durham, North Carolina. Big old house going.

[Zane]

And she falls down the stairs. That's like the whole story that he said. Like, oh, there was an accident. She's down. She's down the bottom, the stairs. But there's blood everywhere on the bottom. And so the cops come. He's, like, freaking out. But when they're looking at this body, like, this doesn't make sense. There's, like, gashes all in her head, but there was no skull fracture. So they're like, okay, obviously she wasn't beaten with anything heavy because there would be skull fractures, but there was no skull fractures. So it was this whole case where they weren't sure if he killed her or she fell down the stairs because the blood splatter, like, was kind of off.

[Matt]

It's so aggressive, like you. There wouldn't be that much blood off. A simple accidental fall in this stairway. And this is like a kitchen stairwell, too. Like the staircase. Yeah, you know, like big houses. There's one in the front and there's one in the back that goes to the kitchen. This is what it was like. And they were out by the pool having a cigarette. Once again, big backyard. The pool's so far away. She went up. He hung out by the pool. And apparently this happened. And he didn't hear her.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And then came in and found her.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So there's all these theories. Did he push her? He was also closeted.

[Zane]

And that's where. That's where it fully turned, like, where the cops were like, oh, there's a motive, because he was. He's. He was gay or he was bisexual.

[Matt]

Their marriage.

[Zane]

Their marriage.

[Matt]

Their marriage was very strained, though I believe they did love each other, but they weren't doing very well as a couple.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

But my theory. Do you know this theory and the owl theory. Owl theory.

[Zane]

So, dude, wait, what is it?

[Heath]

What is that? What's that?

[Matt]

So the theory is that, you know, she was not pushed, nor did she fall accidentally. There was an owl that had found its way into the house, spooked her away.

[Zane]

In the house.

[Matt]

Yeah. So the theory, she's at the top of the stairs, and an owl, you know, like a bird can sneak into a home. So an owl was there. It started, like, attacking her, which caused the gashes in the back of her head. Because if you look at the medical reports, the way the. The. The lashes, it's like a claw equal to owl marks. So this was never brought up, I believe, in the first. The first trial of it. But now more people have looked into it. They have this whole theory that there's an owl.

[Zane]

They looked at the. They looked up the. They did a. They did a. They looked her hair fibers and her. Yeah, her hair fibers on her nails through a microscope and found feathers. Yes. From a bird. And they're like, this makes no sense. How would there be, like, feathers and that many feathers. There was, like, more than one in her hair that was like, in her hand. So they're like, why would there be. Yeah, why would there be feathers? But the. When I was watching the show, they were showing a scene with owls outside, and she went outside to put a reindeer out and that owl attacked her. It attacked her outside. She went inside. Maybe she went in the stairs toward the linen closet and fell. Yes. Trying to get up there. And then banged her head, hit her head again.

[Matt]

Okay. I think you're more correct because they would have found that, snuck into the house and caused it. But it happened, like, more outside.

[Zane]

There were no feathers anywhere except for in her. On her persons.

[Matt]

Got it. Okay, that makes more sense.

[Zane]

But it, like, dude, that one really suck with the. It's just such a rare, like, rare case where it was unbelievable. Even if they. Even if they did have a. Like, maybe the owl, like, maybe if. If they had evidence of Maybe the attacked her, they still wouldn't have gone through with it because it was just such a crazy scenario of being attacked.

[Heath]

Right, okay.

[Zane]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Matt]

And they had a big family. Right. It was like a couple of kids and weren't the kids even divided on supporting their dad and also being against.

[Zane]

It was like step kids and like half kid, right?

[Matt]

Yes. He had some from a previous marriage and some with her, I believe. But they. The siblings were split on whether to support their dad or not, which added a whole new.

[Zane]

And he catch this, we find out that the first wife that he was married to before his ex wife, she was also. She was. She. She was. She died at the bottom of a staircase.

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

Yeah. So when that got brought back, because apparently she had an aneurysm and fell down the stairs, that's like the. That was the whole story. But because I got brought back, they're like, okay, there's no way this is a coincidence. But I still believe that he didn't kill her. That it was like, as something as crazy as an owl attacking her and.

[Heath]

Okay. Did you finish the documentary?

[Zane]

I. I only watched a few episodes of the documentary, but the show I watched, the show really went in on.

[Heath]

Is. Is there closure? Like, I know. Don't give away any spoilers or anything, but did they come to a conclusion? And, like, with the trial time, I.

[Matt]

Always forget about this.

[Zane]

Yeah, he pretty much served time and he. I mean, I'm gonna spoil it because it's like, it's there. Like, it's been out since 2000. He had to plead guilty. No, he had. In order for his lesser charge. So he was. He was in. He was in prison for 10 years. And then there was. I think they had another sentence where they're like, you have to plead guilty for involuntary manslaughter in order to be released from prison. And you have like. You're like, you have to wear an ankle bracelet or ankle monitor, all that. But he didn't want to. He was like, no, I'm not saying that I killed my. Like, I. I'm. I'd rather stay in prison. So when. When he made that decision to me, I was like, oh, he didn't. He didn't kill her. You know what I mean? Because, like.

[Matt]

Because in the documentary, the beginning of the doc, he is the one who, like, reached out to a film crew, was like, I need you guys to make a documentary about my case, because this is crazy. People are believing I did it.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And it's him by the pool, explaining that whole night straight to the camera. And you believe him. Like, I believe him when he was talking to camera. But he's a writer. He has a wild imagination.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

He can come up with stories. He has the brain.

[Heath]

Did he come up with The Owl theory.

[Zane]

No, he didn't. That was actually. That was a documentary that actually was investigating on her on the side of all the evidence, and she found that there were feathers in the.

[Matt]

In.

[Zane]

In on her. Yes. He. He's a writer, so he can come up with all that. All those theories. But if I was in that situation, I don't think I would ever hire a whole documentary. Documentarian, like, documentary to you. Yeah, because I just feel like it would make me look worse. I'd rather.

[Matt]

Just like, I'd rather be like.

[Zane]

No, I know. I feel like I would just handle. I'd rather have. Handle it privately. But I think the reason why it got so much press and he actually was probably released was because there was a documentary and people were looking more into it, and because there was a lot of people that watched it that believed him, that was like, no, I believe he's innocent. I'm gonna. I'm gonna investigate in this more and actually try to find out why, how it actually happened. But, dude, can you imagine? You go into your house and your wife is just at the bottom of the stairs, and you had nothing to do with it, and you're just, like, having people come to you like, oh, the owl theory. I would want to rip my head apart like, yeah, just like, no one's gonna fucking. I am so. I'm so screwed, people. And then. Oh, and then somebody found a naked picture of men on my computer.

[Matt]

Oh, dear.

[Zane]

Like, oh, I'm.

[Matt]

I'm.

[Zane]

Because they. They took his computer. They took all his things and found that on his. I didn't.

[Matt]

You're.

[Zane]

They're allowed to take away all your tech like that if they have a suspense. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

It's a probable cause. Like, they gotta. They gotta look into. Even if it's.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Just to make sure you didn't do it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And he was gay.

[Matt]

I mean, blind.

[Zane]

Blind.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Okay. So this is. This is the timeline of what happened. He was sentenced in 2003, and then in December 2011, a judge ordered a retrial after an investigation found that testimony from the star witness was mis. Materially misleading and deliberately false. So that got him a retrial.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

And then in 2017, he plead voluntary man to voluntary manslaughter because he said there's enough evidence to convict him but not admit guilt. And so he ended up serving about 14 years.

[Matt]

Oh, that's gotta be tough. Yeah, I just got hooked watching the Amanda Knox new Hulu one.

[Zane]

I actually watched. I actually watched. I didn't finish it. Though, how was it?

[Matt]

I just watched episode one. I'm interested. It's much better than that Hayden Patinier one that came out.

[Zane]

They made it.

[Matt]

They made one movie. It was like a very, like, Lifetime movie of Amanda Knox. It wasn't very good. This one is shot really well. There's a bunch of Italian actors. I was telling Greta and Ella, I'm like, y' all gotta watch this. Because they have crazy opinions about Amanda Knox.

[Zane]

Oh, really?

[Matt]

They believe, like, she did. Italian people think Amanda Knox is, like, a villain. Us as Americans think this is a poor girl who got lost in translation.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

In was pointed to a crime she didn't do.

[Zane]

You think you, like. Do they think that she killed her for. For what?

[Matt]

Yeah, they were roommates and they didn't get along and that she killed her. I believe.

[Zane]

I mean, sometimes me and you didn't get along, but I'm not gonna kill you.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

You know what? I.

[Matt]

But yeah, it's interesting. I don't know. Look into it. But I. I was impressed by.

[Zane]

That is funny. I mean, every single Italian in that. In that, like, in that time did not believe her. They're all like, oh, this fucking American came here and killed one of ours.

[Heath]

I watch it with Mariah. We're split down the middle.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, no more. I would 100% believe that Amanda Knox fucking killed her.

[Matt]

Because, I mean, what's that.

[Heath]

What's that one called? I have to look that up.

[Matt]

Just the Amanda Knox story on Hulu.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Zane]

I mean, speaking of murder, Duff, we just found this out today.

[Matt]

This was literally what's happened, like, yesterday. Yeah.

[Zane]

What's his name again?

[Heath]

Rob Reiner.

[Matt]

Rob Reiner and his wife. Yeah. Were murdered by their son.

[Zane]

Dude, I saw that. I thought it was. I thought it was, like, fake news. I was like, there's no way. There's no way.

[Matt]

It's really. It's really devastating.

[Zane]

It's so. Because they were. They were saying that he, like, had issues, like, or he's been. He's, like, a struggling.

[Matt]

This is one of their sons that was struggling with, like, addiction, substance abuse. He had been homeless, but then he was, like, of on its feet. Like, in 2016, him and his dad worked on a project, I think, about his life and his addiction. But I guess over the past 10 years, it's gotten worse. And. Yeah, it's very sad. Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah. Oh, my God, that's so sad.

[Matt]

And I know that probably more in the news is probably out about it now. When you're listening to this episode, but it is crazy how it just happened. And I think it just kind of shook up Hollywood, like, overnight. It's been a weird day. Processing it all. Yeah.

[Zane]

I wonder. I wonder how, like, was he still there? Did he call, Like. Did he call it in? Like, how did they figure out? I was like, oh, okay.

[Matt]

Apparently, Conan o' Brien had a holiday party the night before, and they all three were there, and they got into a heated argument as a family. Once again, this is.

[Zane]

Oh, God.

[Matt]

Reported alleged rumor base. We don't have. I don't want to, like, poke too many holes into it, but they weren't doing well. And they were just, I think, out there wits and with their son. And clearly it escalated even worse on Sunday.

[Zane]

It's so sad.

[Matt]

So how.

[Heath]

How old was Rob?

[Matt]

About 32?

[Heath]

70.

[Matt]

78. And I think his wife is 68.

[Zane]

Yeah. And their son was 32.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Matt]

He's one of my favorite directors. He's. And he was such a great actor. I mean, When Harry Met Sally is my number one favorite movie. He was a brilliant director.

[Zane]

Literally just watching Wolf of Wall street two days ago.

[Matt]

Yeah, he. And he's in Wolf of Wall Street. He plays, what, his dad. He's like the accountant. He's like, you spent this much money on.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah. He's great. So sad.

[Matt]

I know. I really hope.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

They get so crazy. I just watched Misery, too.

[Zane]

I. I just.

[Matt]

Yeah. There's the second Spinal Tap I believe is coming out this year because he directed that, and it's just.

[Zane]

Oh, times.

[Matt]

Wait. Did he direct Spinal Tap? Or he is the faux director in it because. Is it Christopher Guest? No. Rob Reiner did direct it.

[Zane]

Wait, wait. What's a faux director?

[Matt]

So it's like a mockumentary. Have you ever seen Spinal Tap?

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

It's, like, making fun of, like, 80s hair bands. It's so stupid.

[Matt]

It was, like, ahead of its time. You know, the Office is like a mockumentary. It's a fake documentary. That's what this was like about an 80s band. It's like a behind the music style thing. It's all the.

[Heath]

All the musicians are such, like, characters. Like, oh, it's good.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, this goes to it. But this goes to 11. I love this scene where they're like. They're. They're at, you know, a huge venue, like an arena, and the band's all excited. They're backstage. They're about to go perform. Like, let's go. All right, Sacramento, let's go. And they're walking through, like backstage and they can't find the stage. Like, they just keep going down wrong corners. They're like, all right, this is it. Let's go. Let's go.

[Heath]

What was the. What was the part with Stonehenge?

[Matt]

Oh, they.

[Heath]

With the set. You know how you have like a set design for like where you're performing?

[Zane]

Like.

[Heath]

Yeah, for like a concert.

[Matt]

Like Stonehenge theme.

[Heath]

It was supposed to be Stonehenge, but it was like really, really small.

[Matt]

It's a good one. We have not run the intro.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

Well, let's roll the mid, mid, mid trail. What's. We know when plays have intermission. Let's roll the intermission.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

All right, let's do it.

[Heath]

It's coffee time, baby.

[Zane]

Welcome back to the episode. You just took a little break. You guys took your. Everybody break a little pee, pee break. Grab your waters, grab your sodas, grab a beer. Grab your coffee.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Welcome back.

[Heath]

Sounds good.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Have you guys. Okay, this is kind of going back to the murder thing, but there's a guy named Brian Walsh who is on trial right now for murdering his wife. And this, this guy on the screen right here is reading out the searches that they found on his. On his computer.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

Is it like, is it chat GPT or is it Google? Google. It's Google searches. Okay. All right, go.

[Heath]

Wait, what's it say? What's it say? I can't see the screen.

[Zane]

Oh, you can't. You can't hear it?

[Matt]

Or I mean, I can read it off to Heath if you don't have the audio on. And I can read the captions.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Oh, okay. Let's just do that.

[Matt]

So, yeah, so this guy's on the Stan Heath, and he's reading off these Google searches that this dude who's being convicted of murder had googled.

[Zane]

And you tell us, Heath, if you would find him.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Is it better to throw away crime scene clothes or wash them? Google search. How to clean blood from a wood floor. Google search.

[Zane]

Can I use bleach to clean wood floors from blood stains?

[Matt]

Google search.

[Zane]

How does bleach do to dead bodies? Want to get away with murder? Question mark. Use special detergent.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Discover Magazine.

[Matt]

What? I. How does a person commit murder? And then like, oh, I'm going to Google this stuff. Wait, there's.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

There's more.

[Zane]

How to use hydrogen peroxide on blood stains. How to clean blood stains with hydrogen peroxide. Should I use hydrogen peroxide on blood stains in concrete? YouTube search. Can the FBI tell when you access your phone, does the dishwasher clean Blood. Oh, my. Is it possible that a knife which had blood on it remains contaminated with hiv? Oh, God. After it has been washed with hot water and dishwasher soap?

[Matt]

Oh, my goodness.

[Zane]

How long do stores keep security footage? How to saw a body. How to dismember a body.

[Heath]

There's no way.

[Zane]

Hacksaw, the best tool for dismembering.

[Matt]

Oh, dear.

[Zane]

Can you be charged with murder without a body? Murder conviction without a body? Wikipedia. Nor corpse question mark. No problem. Notable murder without a body, A and E, True crime. Can you identify a body with broken teeth? Disposing of a body in the trash. Okay, can I mix white vinegar to stop smells? I. Yeah, we're definitely YouTubers going to think that we're. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Guilty or innocent.

[Heath]

You know, I haven't seen enough of the evidence to.

[Zane]

I haven't either, honestly. At the end of the.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

At the end of this video, he goes, wait, can. Can Google searches be used against you.

[Zane]

In a court of law?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

And then. And then it says Yahoo. And they were like, I love how.

[Zane]

He switched to Yahoo.

[Heath]

Like, he thinks that's going to make a difference.

[Matt]

It probably cut to him and he's in his chair just like this.

[Zane]

That's. So how old is he?

[Matt]

This guy looks like he's 50 something. Late 40s probably.

[Zane]

Like, I can't imagine my dad, because he's not, you know, he's not like tech savvy, Internet savvy. Like, if he were to, like, murder somebody, I know he's smart enough not to search it on his Google.

[Heath]

But also all those questions are kind of like, you know, the answer was.

[Zane]

That that wasn't him. That was.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

No, that. That was, I don't know, one of like, a law enforcement.

[Heath]

I mean, if you have to Google what to use to cut a body.

[Matt]

Part off, I feel like it should be immediately flagged. Like, Google should just be like, I'm pretty sure you convicted murder. There's gonna be a knock at your door in less than five minutes.

[Zane]

That is so true. Like, I'm surprised it doesn't send a flag, like, at all.

[Matt]

But I feel like you just have the right to search whatever you want. You could be writing a paper. I mean, hell, how to get away with Murder. That's a whole show. That's a whole class.

[Zane]

That's true. That's true. Yeah, I was watching the show.

[Matt]

I'm just curious how to do it.

[Heath]

If you were. If you were a writer or an author.

[Matt]

Yeah, you'd want to know.

[Heath]

You research because you wouldn't be like, yeah, he used dawn dish soap to do this. People were like, that doesn't make any sense. You'd have to look up what. What you need.

[Zane]

Like, we would look it up. We're a podcast. We're like, oh, how do you do it?

[Heath]

Jared Zane trying to get ahead of his crime. Like, we would. We would obviously look up stuff like.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

Wait, Zane, were you in a car accident recently or what was. What happened?

[Zane]

Yeah, wait, I thought. I didn't.

[Matt]

No. I saw a tik tok though, and it looked like David's car and you.

[Zane]

Guys were like, no, okay, so that was that. So that night Susie got proposed to, right?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

You.

[Zane]

You do you know that Susie.

[Matt]

I didn't know it was that night.

[Zane]

But okay, yeah, Susie got proposed to and then on her way to dinner, we kept. We heard something in the wheel. We're like, oh, that's. That's a weird sound. It got louder and louder and louder and louder, like, oh, yo, David, you got to pull over right now. Like, this is. Sounds bad. It was his ass and Martin. And we pull to the side, we have him drive a little bit. And the sound is literally so piercing to the ear. It sounded like the brake or something was, like, off. We find Jonah's dad comes in to check it out. His whole brake pad fell off. Or his brake pad, the caliper, his brake. I don't know. It was something. It was, like, too low, so it.

[Matt]

Wasn'T like it was grinding along.

[Zane]

It was grinding like, the brake was grinding too much. So he had to, like, do something in order. I think he had to, like, raise up the brake pad or something. And then it fixed it.

[Matt]

Wow. I didn't know Mr. Antonian was that handy.

[Zane]

Yeah, I know. He had. He has a. He has a shop.

[Matt]

Oh, I never knew that.

[Zane]

Yeah, I didn't know until that day. I was like. I was asking. I was, like, making sure. I was like, hey, does he know he's doing. And Susie's like, yeah, my dad has owned a shop for 30 years.

[Heath]

Is this guy a kebab chef?

[Matt]

That's really how I thought that he did.

[Zane]

No, no, it was nice. And then from there, we went to, like, so, like, an Armenian restaurant to, like, celebrate.

[Matt]

Oh, that.

[Zane]

They just got. She just got engaged. But, yeah, that's what he was doing.

[Matt]

Okay. And I was.

[Zane]

And I was just, like. I was just, like, farting around, you know? I was like, we're gonna be here for 45 minutes, so let me get a tick tock up. You know what I'm saying? Let me get some work done. Let me save lives. What do you call? But, yeah, that's what I was doing. And that also, that same night, we went back to David's. David set up an entire.

[Heath]

Dude.

[Zane]

Oh, I saw this from his second story floor. So they broke the glass down from his, like, bedroom, like, corner and built an entire snow like hell.

[Matt]

Who did you hire to do that?

[Zane]

When I saw that, am I. I couldn't register, like, my brain could not register what was happening. Like, it did not make any sense.

[Heath]

Is it still up?

[Zane]

I'll put a picture up here. But, like, there was, like. You should, like, the way it was built was absolutely insane. It was like they had to, like, make special, like, pipes for just. For that they didn't have, like. They had to, like, weld it together in order to make these, like, metal pipes. So they, so structure. It was like structured, like custom made structure for. For what they did.

[Matt]

Was it like a half pipe? Then they put a bunch of snow on it. I was like, fascinated by.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, it was, it was very. I couldn't. I told him like, that was his best little bit yet, honestly.

[Heath]

Is it still set up or did he already take it down?

[Zane]

They had to take it down because the next day he got it. He had a deal with, like a company. He. They had to come in and do a whole thing at their house the next day. So they had to get rid of all that.

[Matt]

Oh, boy.

[Heath]

Was it, Was it real snow or was it just like.

[Zane]

No, it was real snow. It was not fake.

[Matt]

Do they bring it in, like bags or. Like, how do you get all this snow into the backyard?

[Zane]

I have no idea. I decided I was gonna do it. I was like, I'm gonna regret if I don't do it in my head, thinking, like, I really hope I don't get hurt. I slide down, up in the air. I land right on my back, right on my lower back. It hurts. So let me show you. Actually, you guys wanna. You guys were gonna want to see because I. It's. That's. Now it's. I didn't put it up anywhere, but.

[Heath]

Also, that was cool. But I don't know, spongebob was pretty, Pretty badass too.

[Zane]

Oh, and that was the day after he. Oh, that day after. Turned the whole house into spongebob.

[Matt]

Yeah. It looks like straight up, like Bikini Bottom up in there.

[Zane]

It was, it was, it was wild.

[Matt]

Is there a new spongebob movie?

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah, it's the. It's the animation one that they. They did the Sandy one. It does. So it's not like your normal cartoon spongebob. It's like a 3D animation.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

I'm not.

[Matt]

It looks good.

[Zane]

I'm not a fan of the.

[Heath]

Like, it just looks different. It takes a while to get different.

[Zane]

Because, you know, we're so used to like that 2D.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

SpongeBob. And you know, we love the 2D SpongeBob. I just don't know why they don't stick with that 2D Spongebob. Because I feel like everybody loves that.

[Matt]

Oh, they just want to stand out, I guess.

[Heath]

I think kids are so accustomed to, like, the new animation.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

That if they saw something 2D, it probably wouldn't be as enticing. They want it to be like, yeah.

[Matt]

That'S what happened with Chuck E. Cheese's. Why he Got a rebrand is because they wanted him to look more like a Pixar character than just your typical 2D.

[Zane]

But, guys, think about it. If they.

[Matt]

If.

[Zane]

If the new Spongebob movie was 2D, they would have. I feel like a lot of adults would have came and watch it. Watched it.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

I would have watched.

[Matt]

This is saying, this is you on the hill.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, this. This is why I was like. I was so excited. Like, this is my first time.

[Matt]

Oh, there he goes on the inner tube.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Zane]

Yup, that's it. Here. I. Heath, I just sent it to you.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Oh, that's bad, right?

[Zane]

Like, dude, you saw how high I went. Yeah, I caught air.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Hold on. Let's.

[Matt]

Let's find.

[Zane]

That's, like the new Jordan logo, right?

[Heath]

Damn. The. The. The. The inner tube came out right from under you, and you just.

[Zane]

I just wish I knew that I had to really keep that thing under my ass.

[Matt]

Oh, gosh, Zane, you could. Oh.

[Zane]

Bro. Honestly, that's probably why it's hurting so much right now.

[Matt]

Because.

[Heath]

And I bet. I bet it was not, like, fluffy snow. That shit looks like it was probably.

[Zane]

Oh, yes. It was getting harder and harder.

[Heath]

Yeah. Every day it's turning into ice.

[Zane]

Yes. Heath, you should have seen Natalie's mom, dude. We were. We were dying. She fucking ate that ice. Wait, I'm gonna send you. I'm gonna send you two different times that she decided to go down. We're like, oh, shit. Okay.

[Matt]

All right.

[Zane]

This was the first time. And, dude, no. Literally no warning. No warning. She's just like, I'm gonna. I'm about to crush this right now. This is the first.

[Heath]

We're like, oh, it just kept going.

[Matt]

She gone.

[Zane]

That was good. Okay. We're like, oh, my God. Like, are you okay? Because that. She's the older woman. We're like, holy. She even. She saw. She jumped on that too. We were worried because that's hard eyes. And this is the second one. The second time and the last time she did it.

[Heath]

Oh, that hit.

[Matt]

Oh. Oh, wipe out.

[Zane]

Oh, she's dead.

[Heath]

Is she unconscious?

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

She'S like. That wasn't fun like, the first one.

[Matt]

Bro.

[Zane]

We couldn't believe it. She went.

[Heath]

Watch the head snap back. As soon as she hits the ramp, though, that first was. Boom. Damn. I feel so bad that. That didn't feel good.

[Zane]

Yeah, it was me, her, and John had the worst. The worst falls. Dude, she was out for, like, three days. She was. She was resting for three days in a wheelchair. But, yeah, that was. That was really fun. I was. That was, like, a really cool little. Little thing that he did.

[Matt]

Crazy topic in question. Me and my friends were talking about this, and we were googling it, and I was really surprised by the numbers. Okay. How many cows do you think you eat in a lifetime?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Boy.

[Heath]

Okay. Like, if I was to put all the different cuts of beef that I had, like, the amount of weight of a cow?

[Matt]

I guess so. Yes. Like, how much, like, cows do you think it is that you have can. Will consume?

[Zane]

I. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say 10 cows.

[Matt]

10 cows, Heath?

[Heath]

50.

[Matt]

50, Jared.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

I don't know. I have. I eat, like, three and a half pounds of ground beef every week.

[Zane]

Oh, I didn't think about ground beef. I was just thinking about steak.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah, no, you got to think about ground beef burgers.

[Matt]

All that.

[Zane]

I'm gonna change mine to 20.

[Matt]

20.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because I'm thinking about Taco Bell.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I'm not a Taco Bell. I've eaten, but does that count as a cow?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

Oh, well, half.

[Matt]

Half.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

I'll go. I'll go 50.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

Google copycat. Literal copycat.

[Matt]

But I will say Google it, But good answers, guys, because I said a thousand.

[Zane]

A thousand?

[Matt]

In my lifetime, I thought it'd be a thousand.

[Zane]

That's a lot of cows, though.

[Matt]

You eat eight to 11 cows.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

Because you have to think about all of the cow.

[Matt]

Right?

[Zane]

All of the cows.

[Matt]

Yes. A cow is big, but it's kind of like, damn. Well, eight cows could, like, last you a lifetime.

[Zane]

A meat.

[Matt]

It came down to it. Now, how many chickens. Hold on. Or maybe how many chickens do you eat?

[Zane]

Chickens is much. I think, much more. I. I would say. What did I say already? 20. It was 8 to 11. 20. I would say 8. Like, 800. But that sounds, like, too low because, dude, we've had a whole chicken from, like, Ralph's. Like, think about, like, all this chicken.

[Heath]

You probably eat a whole chicken.

[Matt]

And chickens are smaller than cows, too.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You want to eat a. Let's just. Just make it easy for numbers. I'd say a chicken a week, 52 weeks a year. So you're looking at.

[Matt]

Can you do that math?

[Zane]

I'm.

[Heath]

Well, I was trying to. I was gonna do it for the rest of my life, but then I was like, oh, wait, I've already lived 30 years.

[Matt]

Right?

[Zane]

I'm gonna say I'm gonna save 4,000.

[Matt]

4,000?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Hold on.

[Zane]

It's a lot like, dude, we've had a lot of chicken. More than meat.

[Matt]

And Also pigs, too. That's my, like, follow up, but we can probably.

[Zane]

Oh, pigs are much less. I've not had that much ham because I was.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

I was thinking I have about 140 ounces of chicken every week.

[Zane]

That's about a. That's about two, three whole chickens.

[Heath]

All right, Matt. 3500 to 4000.

[Matt]

Okay, scroll down. I think it's already up here. This is just on average, 2400 chickens.

[Zane]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

That's how many chickens you'll eat.

[Heath]

Y' all need to step your chicken game up. Damn.

[Matt]

And for pigs, eggs, 27.

[Heath]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Matt]

But it's. I just. 2400 chickens. I was like, oh, my gosh, that's just a lot. I don't know. It blew my mind looking at the numbers of what it is.

[Zane]

You know what I think after the cow number, that one now doesn't.

[Heath]

Okay, this is one that. It's similar. This one makes me question some things about the. The realness of food. Jared, look up the amount of burgers that, like, McDonald's sells.

[Matt]

Yes, I know what you're talking about here.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And you, when you do the math, it's millions and millions and millions. And then you're like, where's all those cows? Like, where are they getting this meat from? Because the math, there's no way. It doesn't.

[Zane]

It doesn't make sense. But also, you have to think about how much meat is actually in those burgers. There's not a lot. Like, think about how, like, slim that, like, burger but mix.

[Matt]

So McDonald's sells an estimated 6.44, 48 million burgers daily. Daily. Then when you look at, like, the slaughterhouse industry, they're like, where is all this meat coming from then?

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

An annual estimate of over 2.3 billion burgers. Okay. And this is.

[Heath]

This is just McDonald's.

[Zane]

You got to think about every other burger chain.

[Matt]

So, yeah, that's. But. But apparently they go, okay, but that's 0.02% of the current beef supply, which. So I don't know. I did see some tick tock that was like trying to poke holes in it going, how can they claim that they sell these burgers? There's not that much beef. Like, I don't know.

[Zane]

So maybe that's. Yeah, maybe that's wrong, though.

[Matt]

Well, okay, so someone says, basically, you don't understand the scale. There's 8 billion people on the planet at any given time. There's 940 million domesticated cattle on the planet. Each cow yields about 180 pounds of usable meat. A McDonald's burgers weighs 1.6 ounces. So each cow could potentially yield 8800 hamburgers. 8800 hamburgers. Using the current amount of cattle on the planet, that's about 8.3 trillion burgers. Enough for every person on the planet to have about 1,000 burgers each. 6.5 million burgers is rookie numbers. That's 2.4 billion a year. So it does math.

[Zane]

So you know what? He. That's crazy. So 8,800 hamburgers equal to one cow. That's fucking nuts. Think about how many hamburgers you've had like in your whole life. That's how much they're doing in a day. In a day. Hey, all the burgers you've had in your life are being served in a day from one.

[Heath]

It's insane.

[Zane]

From one.

[Heath]

Fast food, the food industry is remarkable.

[Zane]

It really is.

[Matt]

Do you see that guy who made a coffee table book called Mick Atlas and he was like a photographer and he realized there's a lot of interesting McDonald's all around the world. He goes, what if I made a coffee table book of pictures?

[Heath]

Yes, of all. Really?

[Matt]

All the weird ones. McDonald's all across the world. So he went around the world.

[Zane]

Not a bad idea.

[Matt]

Pictures of these McDonald's and the book is like doing very well.

[Zane]

No, it's a great idea.

[Matt]

He got to travel all around the world doing it. It's just such a simple brilliant idea that this guy had.

[Heath]

As there's one in like an airplane or something, right? Isn't there like, like, oh, that's.

[Zane]

Damn, there's tons.

[Matt]

And I've been like watching his Tik Toks and he kind of spotlights each one. But it's a fun little coffee table book.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Do you think?

[Heath]

To McDonald's for selling that where the.

[Zane]

Smallest and biggest McDonald's are located.

[Matt]

The smallest is probably in a food court.

[Zane]

Like wait, standing a standalone McDonald's. Not like, not attached to a like a mall or a.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Like a standalone McDonald's.

[Matt]

It's called the McHive is the smallest one in Sweden. It's designed to help bees, not humans. With tiny drive throughs and patios for insects. Wait, I got to see a picture of this.

[Zane]

Guys. I'm literally. Dude, I'm going to Sweden.

[Matt]

Oh my gosh. It's adorable. Oh my God, you're right. Holy shit. Holy Zane. This is what I was like thinking. You were thinking, but I'm like, this doesn't exist.

[Zane]

Can we go? Can I Go to. Dude, I'm going to Sweden in two days.

[Matt]

Are you really?

[Zane]

Yeah. Should I go? Should I go see the smallest McDonald's of the world? Yes, you have to. I have to. That's insane.

[Matt]

Hopefully, yeah, it's accessible and you can get to it. I hope.

[Zane]

It doesn't look accessible. It looks like someone's backyard.

[Matt]

It's more of like an art piece probably, but.

[Zane]

But it's like fully.

[Matt]

It's.

[Zane]

It's like a functional McDonald's that's insane for bees.

[Heath]

What is this? A center for ants?

[Matt]

That's really cool.

[Zane]

Look at that one right there.

[Matt]

Oh, that's pretty cool. It's almost like a little kiosk. Was it?

[Zane]

Oh, that's in China.

[Matt]

Why are you going to Sweden?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Oh, their ice cream machine.

[Zane]

When does this come out?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

The 30th.

[Zane]

I don't think I can say anything.

[Matt]

That's my motherland.

[Zane]

What?

[Matt]

That's really cool. You're going to Sweden. I've always wanted to go. Are you going to Stockholm?

[Zane]

I think so. That's fucking sweet. I think so. Yeah. But I will.

[Matt]

I will.

[Zane]

I'll send you pictures. I'll let you know.

[Matt]

Please do. That is really neat this time of year. It's gonna be so snowy.

[Zane]

I have to. I have to go to. And then I'm going to Florida from there. Like straight from there. I think we're there for a few days.

[Matt]

You know, if you buy a Volvo, you get like a free trip to Sweden.

[Heath]

No way.

[Matt]

Really? Yeah. Like, if you buy a brand new Volvo, they can. They fly you out to Sweden, house you up, like in a hotel for two nights. You get to go test drive your Volvo fresh out the factory and see all the bells and whistles. And then you go home and they deliver the Volvo to you.

[Zane]

Not a bad. Bad.

[Matt]

Yeah, you get a little trip. Deal.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Volvo is one of those cars that as you get older and older, they just get more and more appealing.

[Matt]

I agree with you. He. And they're very safe. They're one of the safest ones out there. I do love Volvo Wagon.

[Heath]

Oh, give me that wagon, boy.

[Zane]

Dude, I've he. I've always with wagon cars. Like, look at the Wagoneers.

[Matt]

Oh, yes. Jeep Wagoneers. Grand Wagoneers. I do love those.

[Zane]

There's something about it. It give me a nice 8 very nicely. The Wagoneer. Yes.

[Heath]

That wood paneling. Yeah, I love that look.

[Zane]

What's that? What's that? Like the car that has, like the wood paneling on the side? What's that one called?

[Matt]

The Wagoneer.

[Zane]

It's a Wagoneer. Okay.

[Matt]

Yeah, like an old school one.

[Zane]

Old school Wagoneer.

[Heath]

A lot of old station wagons used to have the. The wood panel.

[Matt]

Yeah. Bring back the wood panels. Yes.

[Zane]

My friend had that in Tallahassee. So sick.

[Matt]

When it gets into an accident. Are there, like, splinters everywhere? Like, I've always, like, wanted to see, like, what happens.

[Zane]

You have to tarp your car when you have termites. Yeah, it's just like, the circus tarp.

[Matt]

Wow, those are dope.

[Zane]

I really want one. Like, I want the wood panel on the side. Bring that back.

[Heath]

I missed.

[Zane]

Oh, we should do the unfiltered set. The walls as the side. We hang this.

[Matt]

You're hosting an event tomorrow, right? That I'm going to. To.

[Zane]

You're going to that?

[Matt]

Yeah. And Alicia Marie as, like, the hosts.

[Zane]

And I'm like, we have to host an event. Like, host, like, in front of, like. Yeah, like, on stage. And. And Matt's gonna be. I was hoping nobody I knew was there.

[Matt]

Wait.

[Zane]

I was hoping nobody I knew was going to that thing.

[Matt]

You're gonna have to, like, address hundreds of people. Oh, wow. Zay.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But.

[Zane]

But I will have cue cards. I'll be fine.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, you're gonna be. You're gonna do just fine. Are you emceeing or is it just like a hello, welcome? That's it?

[Zane]

Yeah, it's kind of like that. But still, that's a lot for me. Like, anything. Like, a lot.

[Matt]

Are you doing red carpet interviews? Like, do you interview people?

[Zane]

No, no, we're not doing anything like that.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Heath]

But Zane Zayn has to take questions from the audience. Zayn, what's your. What's your favorite part about the new R5 Mark 2?

[Matt]

They.

[Zane]

You know what they are? It's. It's a really cool contest, though. They're giving away. What is it? 30. $30,000 to the winner of whoever gives, like, their best, like, little short for, like, their project. Like, their special project that they want to film.

[Matt]

Film.

[Zane]

But Canon is going to. And, like, there's. There's like, three or four judges tomorrow to kind of pick what their favorites are. And. And, yeah, they get $30,000 from canons.

[Matt]

Oh, that'll be fun.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's really, really awesome.

[Matt]

I'll be there.

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[Zane]

But yeah, I, I could just see Matt in the back going, he's gonna yak.

[Matt]

I'm actually probably going to be nervous for you. I don't know, I might like, get up to go to the bathroom. I probably won't even be able to, to look you in the eye, you know, because like, I don't know, I don't want to crack you up. Nothing.

[Zane]

I really hope you're not in my eyeline because I am really bad with people that I know that are like, like, if I'm presenting something and I see eyeline of a friend, I'm done.

[Matt]

Yes, done.

[Zane]

Oh, I now I am focused and I'm, I am talking to that friend, which is, you know what? It could be like kind of good. It could kind of help me.

[Matt]

Yeah, thank goodness Alicia will be like by your side. Like Alicia's like good at that stuff. Yeah, yeah, she's good. She'll make you look good. Yeah.

[Zane]

I was like, hey, Alicia, it's cool if we like, like both have cute cards, right? It's like, oh yeah, absolutely. I'll do Q cards. I'm like, thank God, cuz I will not remember anything that I'm supposed to say.

[Matt]

Are you wearing like full tux, like a suit?

[Zane]

So they, they did say red carpet formal, but like, I don't know, sometimes I feel like people don't listen to that. They come how they want to dress and then you end up being like the most dressed out of everybody. And then it's like kind of.

[Heath]

But the thing is, if you're hosting, you can't be overdressed.

[Zane]

Well, you're saying that in like a positive way. Like, yeah, you can look nice.

[Matt]

You have to probably be nicer. I don't have anything dry cleaned right now. So I. I guess sports.

[Zane]

Honestly, I think you could. I think you can wear. You can wear.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Well, that'll be exciting.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah. And we're. I think it starts at like 5pm, 6pm I don't know. But yeah. Wish me luck.

[Matt]

Kill it.

[Zane]

And that'll be what. What are you doing for the holidays, Matt?

[Matt]

Going to Dallas for a little bit and then going to Birmingham and then we're trying to figure out New Year's. We might go to Cabo.

[Heath]

All right.

[Zane]

Little tropical. Get away from the snow.

[Matt]

That's what Patricia wants to do. She really wants, like.

[Zane]

I get it.

[Matt]

To chill by a beach. I want to go snowy.

[Zane]

I get it.

[Matt]

I just don't want to get out all my clothes for that or my summer clothes that I've already put away. I don't want to get that stuff out.

[Zane]

You put that away?

[Matt]

Yeah, we don't have that much, like, space.

[Zane]

Oh, but like, you. I would like, like drawers. You don't have, like. Or you put it like bin.

[Matt]

Bins. We put it in bins. Yeah. Yeah.

[Zane]

Okay. Damn.

[Matt]

Because I got a lot of winter clothes. I like to wear my winter stuff.

[Zane]

The winter clothes. I. I ben it. I'll put that away because it takes so much space.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

Matt. Just don't go to like an all inclusive that has like the. The alcohol on the wall.

[Zane]

Don't. Yep, don't do that.

[Matt]

That's my whole thing with all inclusives. Like, I would love just unlimited anything, but it's not that good.

[Zane]

The quality of the liquor that he. It almost killed Heath.

[Heath]

It was bad.

[Matt]

It was it in Cabo. Were y' all in Cancun?

[Zane]

I wasn't there. It was.

[Heath]

It was. It was Cancun, but I'd still be weary.

[Zane]

It was like it was attached on the wall. Right. Like, it was something where.

[Heath]

You know how, you know how you go to like a shampoo and conditioner? Yes. You go to like a communal shower or something. And they've got like the metal clamps that are on the wall that like hold the bottles.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And it was just upside down. It was like a.

[Matt]

And you just see, I'm always suss that stuff out on like, you know, TripAdvisor. It's a great website where you can, like, it's not an ad, but you can read people's reviews. But I'm like, but what type of person are you? Like, I can't tell who which reviews I like.

[Zane]

What's scary about that, Heath, is that anybody can do anything to those drinks. And you really can't be held liable for that because so many people are going through that room cleaning ladies, a staff, the five other families that went before you. Like, you can't really prove. Prove that somebody fucked with, like, one of those bottles. You shouldn't have anything like that anywhere.

[Heath]

Yeah. So be. Be careful.

[Matt]

Yeah. Heath.

[Zane]

Almost. Dude. I. Like, dude, I can't even imagine feeling like I'm about to die, but, like, you can't go anywhere that, like, speaks English. You have to, like.

[Heath]

Dude, it was terrifying.

[Zane]

Oh, my God, bro. But, you know, Florida, at least you can get, like, good, good, good medication from, like, those pharmacies because they don't have, like, a really a.

[Heath]

Like a. I. I walked to Oxo and I grabbed some stuff.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And I didn't feel any better. And then I was like, all right, I got.

[Zane]

That's when you have to go, Heath.

[Matt]

For Christmas for you guys. Are you guys just going to have a quiet Christmas to yourself and the baby, or is family going to come in to visit you guys? Are y' all going to hit the road and, like, drive somewhere with the baby?

[Heath]

Like, so everybody's going to come to us? Well, my brother. Excuse me, my brother, his wife, and their kid are going to drive down to Florida. Florida.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

Her family.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

My parents are gonna drive over, and I think my grandparents will also.

[Matt]

Got it. Okay, good.

[Heath]

But we're just gonna keep it pretty chill. I mean, I. I guess it all just depends on when this baby comes, but, like, we're probably just gonna be super. Just.

[Zane]

Yeah, you don't want. You don't want to expose him to too much of that funky air out there. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

Come here.

[Zane]

Squeeze in the cheeks.

[Heath]

Oh, don't kiss my baby.

[Zane]

Yeah, you don't. You don't like people touching your baby.

[Heath]

And touch them. But, like, I don't, like, touch them.

[Zane]

A lot.

[Heath]

A lot of people want to just kiss babies.

[Matt]

I'm like.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's. It's the love, you know?

[Matt]

Oh, babies smell so good, though.

[Zane]

I'm kiss. I'm kissing your baby.

[Heath]

Don't kiss my baby.

[Zane]

I would. I'd wash. I'll wash my face.

[Matt]

No. Yeah. I don't kiss babies. I sniff them. Oh, gosh. They do. They just smell good. Smell just like baby shampoo. And they're so clean. Yeah, they're just like. I don't know.

[Zane]

They smell you. That's my, like, baby powder.

[Matt]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Heath]

They're just.

[Matt]

They Just smell so.

[Heath]

Just fresh.

[Matt]

They're just fresh. They're adorable.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's like puppy like puppy breath.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You know what? You know what I realized most puppies smell like Fritos.

[Matt]

What?

[Zane]

Yeah, like next time you smell a dog, just like.

[Matt]

Oh yes.

[Zane]

Not right after a shower. Just like smell any puppy and think about like corn inside of a Fritos bag. Yes.

[Matt]

Yeah, they do have.

[Zane]

They just smell like corn chips for some reason.

[Matt]

Fritos. And it's because of a naturally occurring bacteria, primarily Proteus and Pseudonymous or whatever and a yeast that live in their skin. So it's creating a yeasty corn chip like odor. Especially in the warm moist environment of sweaty paw pads.

[Zane]

So it kind of, you know, makes you think when you eat a Fritos.

[Matt]

You'Re like ooh yeah. Where's.

[Heath]

How do they me over here kissing Dean's toes.

[Zane]

I'm like I don't think, I don't think cats smell like that. I think it's just, it's so weird.

[Heath]

Dean always smells so good.

[Matt]

Yeah. Cuz they, I don't know how cuz they lick in.

[Zane]

Cats clean themselves a lot.

[Matt]

Yeah, they're like self hygienic or whatever the word is.

[Heath]

Smells so clean.

[Zane]

But with their tongue too. Which is crazy that they smell good.

[Heath]

It's like cuz they eat fish.

[Zane]

Oh yeah. Clean. They're pescatarian. Pesky. They love that. Is Fancy feast still a thing?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Yeah, but is it considered like good for you know, is it like it's.

[Heath]

Not like the highest quality?

[Zane]

Like it's like.

[Matt]

But like milk is like not good for cats. But that's like think about like cats like cartoons that they're always like drinking milk.

[Zane]

But like that's super dangerous.

[Matt]

Milk gives them like diarrhea. It's not good for their digestive system.

[Zane]

Well, I mean you got to think how many people actually give their cats milk.

[Matt]

Okay, so the idea of cats drinking milk come from farms where cats attracted to the fat, rich cream and fresh warm cow's milk would lap it up in pails leading to the cultural association seen in media. But most adult cats are lactose intolerant and can get digestive upset from cow's milk. Because they do. Cats do love milk. They'll drink it if you put it in front of them. But it ain't good for them.

[Zane]

It's crazy that we, all of us, we're all lactose intolerant. Like none of us should be.

[Heath]

It just doesn't sit right. Oh Zane, I made Homemade whipped cream. The other day you would have lost.

[Zane]

Yes. Homemade whipped cream.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

That in me, baby. I love that.

[Heath]

Oh, God, it's so easy. You just put heavy whipping cream in a bowl.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You just mix it with it. So easy. Easy.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

That's all it is.

[Heath]

Yeah, you put, like, a little bit of, like, sugar and vanilla or whatever, you know? But yeah, if you do that, if you whip it up, it'll turn into whipped cream, and then if you just keep going, it'll turn into butter.

[Zane]

What did you. What did you use that for? Like, what'd you put it on top of?

[Matt]

It's like an Amish, like, wooden.

[Heath]

We made a. A pumpkin pie.

[Zane]

Y' all get so festive since you've been in your new home.

[Matt]

Home.

[Heath]

Look at you guys leaning into it.

[Zane]

Damn, y' all living back in, like, the 1700s. You to turn in your own butter.

[Heath]

No, I really want to start making, like, everything from home.

[Zane]

Like, I love that.

[Heath]

Something cool about it.

[Zane]

Yeah, I get it, man.

[Heath]

Like, it's just like. I don't know. I kind of want to start making my own, like, shampoos and soaps and deodorants, too.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Heath]

It just seems fun.

[Zane]

Dude, you know what? I've been getting a lot of on my feet for some reason, I feel like. Because we talked about it once, I've been seeing a lot of, like, homeschooling.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Little. What do you call?

[Matt]

Groups?

[Zane]

Packs. Like. Like. Like. Like book packs that you can buy, but they give you everything. So you can, like, teach your kids in, like, every subject. And they've been having a lot. I've been seeing all over my feed. It's almost like. I think thinks I have a kid coming or something. But I was going to send it to you, but I forgot to. But I also thought you would have rolled your eyes if I sent you that.

[Matt]

I mean, that baby's gonna, like, let's wait, like, a couple more years.

[Zane]

I don't think they can ever be too young to really. To start.

[Matt]

Yeah, things gonna be like A, B, C. Get it down.

[Zane]

Get it, get it.

[Matt]

Because, like, when you also introduce kids to letters, you have to, like, start small. You just start with abc and then you bring in the D. But you.

[Zane]

Can'T give them, like, that's what she said, baby. You gotta bring that slow.

[Matt]

But you can't give them, like, all the letters first. You gotta familiarize bit by bit, and then go from there. Is what I learned recently. Recently.

[Heath]

Okay, Zane, we're about to Start that movie soon. You know, me being a producer and whatnot.

[Zane]

Yes, he mad. Did you know that Heath is about to be in his first movie? Well, no, you're not in the movie. You're just producing it, right?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, you're investing, like, money in it.

[Heath]

Yeah. And they put me on as a producer and I'm have my little chair and stuff on set.

[Matt]

Oh, very, very nice.

[Heath]

I just. I wanted to. I wanted. I like to. I love the environment of films.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, I just. Energy just being behind. Like, I just love it. And two of my friends out here about to start filming their movie. So I chipped in and I get to have, like a producer credit and.

[Matt]

I get to go.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's gonna be on the credits.

[Heath]

And I don't know, maybe it will be.

[Zane]

Can I go to the red carpet from here?

[Matt]

Yeah. Is it a full feature length film?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Zane]

Where, like, where are they gonna. Like, where is it gonna be? Like, like, are people flying into Nashville for the.

[Matt]

For the.

[Heath]

Yeah. So all the. All the actors are flying here to film, and it's gonna be end of December, all through January and stuff.

[Zane]

Oh, wow. Okay. So when I come and visit, I guess. Can I come on set and, like, kind of.

[Heath]

If. Yeah, when you come. If, if. So it's happening.

[Zane]

Does the minute I step on set, does that make me a producer too?

[Heath]

Zane's like, step aside. Hold on, let me. No, no, trust me.

[Zane]

Can you imagine me, honestly? It's like, hey, I would reshoot that. That. Yeah, I don't think that's. Yeah, let's do it.

[Matt]

This guy.

[Zane]

Let's do that again. Let's do that again. I take the headphones. Let's do that again. All right.

[Heath]

But there's some. There's. The two leads are pretty good actors.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Zane]

All right, wait.

[Matt]

Good actors or notable actors? Or wait, like, both. Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

I don't. I don't know if they've said anything about.

[Zane]

You're definitely. I don't think you're allowed to say.

[Heath]

I'll tell you. Just cut this out. Jared.

[Zane]

Nice. Excited for you.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

He.

[Zane]

I can't wait. I hope it does really well.

[Heath]

Yeah. And then, you know, we'll probably fly out to can.

[Matt]

All right.

[Zane]

Give me a plus. Spooky.

[Heath]

It's all right. Don't worry, guys. I. I'll remember you.

[Zane]

Don't forget us about small people down here.

[Heath]

Oh, gosh.

[Matt]

Do can do Sundance. All of it, man. Of all the festivals, hopefully you get in.

[Heath]

I have no part in this at all. But I'm just gonna make it my personality.

[Zane]

But it's kind of sick, though. I mean, when you look up, he saw an IMDb, your shit's gonna pop up, up.

[Heath]

Come on now.

[Zane]

All right.

[Matt]

Did I tell you, I feel like I said a long time ago, my IMDb, I'm linked to being a producer on some huge FX show and. But I'm not. There's another Matt King out there. It's with the guy from. Oh, Hell's Angels, or what was it called? Sons of Anarchy. That actor.

[Heath]

Oh, he's part of.

[Matt]

Not this Matt King, but it's me. Anyways, I've had friends who are out here in Hollywood, you know, trying to make shows and stuff happen, and they'll reach out to me, like, hey, let's get coffee and stuff. And we're getting coffee, and he's telling me about this project and all of it and asking me if I want to put money into it. And then I realize, wait, do you think that I'm a producer now because of what's on my wick. On my IMDb? And they go, are you not.

[Zane]

Oh, my God, that's funny. That's really.

[Heath]

You should just run with it.

[Zane]

Yeah, go with it. Just go with every time. Just go with it. I have a whole meet meeting.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's. It's just linked to it and just. It's happened twice.

[Zane]

I mean, it makes sense because they look it up, they see IMDb, they go straight to Instagram, and then you pop up first.

[Matt]

Okay. Yes, Criminal. It says I'm a producer on it.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

For one episode. Yeah. And I had another friend who was every.

[Zane]

Everything else is matches. Like, everything else sticks. So, like.

[Matt]

Yeah, so when I was on Mr. Student Body President, I was Greg Lehman. I was a producer for the short film Otherland made by.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's why. That's why they believe. Believe it.

[Matt]

And yes, now.

[Zane]

Oh, and it's about to come out. Matt. Congrats.

[Matt]

Shout out to Matt King behind that.

[Zane]

Sorry.

[Matt]

I'm getting your glory. Matt King. Watch out.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Dang.

[Matt]

It'S crazy.

[Zane]

Are you guys. Are any of you guys fans of the Rush Hour movies?

[Matt]

Yes. I love Rush Hour.

[Zane]

They're Rush Hour. Rush Hour Russia with Jackie Chan and Murphy. No, no. Chris Rock. Chris Rock.

[Matt]

No. Yeah, it's Chris Rock and Jackie Chan. Chan.

[Zane]

Chris Rock and Jackie Chan.

[Heath]

Yeah. Jamal, man, did you say Eddie Murphy?

[Zane]

Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker.

[Matt]

Oh, it's Chris Tucker. Oh, my gosh.

[Zane]

Of course.

[Matt]

Chris Tucker.

[Zane]

Chris Tucker.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

They are making another one. No, way they're making another one.

[Matt]

Four or five.

[Zane]

I think it's Rush Hour four.

[Matt]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Heath]

Those were so good.

[Zane]

Yeah, dude, I know.

[Matt]

I want some mushu. You hungry? No, I want some girls.

[Zane]

Dude, literally one of my favorite movies. I forget, like, you know when people are like, what is your favorite movie? And I forget about this movie, but this is actually, like, my favorite movie.

[Heath]

So good.

[Zane]

Like, every single one of them is my favorite.

[Matt]

How old is Jackie Chan now?

[Zane]

Well, he's. I mean, he's there.

[Matt]

I mean, take it easy. Jackie Chan. He's 71. I swear, if they're making, they're gonna.

[Heath]

Want to do his own stuff.

[Zane]

But it's Jackie Chan, though. It's Jackie Chan. He can do any. It's like Tom Cruise, dude.

[Matt]

Jackie Chan's unbelievable.

[Zane]

You know, he's like, look at him. He. Dude, he looks like he'll beat all of our asses with one hand.

[Matt]

Of course, dude.

[Zane]

Dude, you know that they're gonna AI. They're gonna make them look like they're 40 years old in this movie. They're gonna be. Yeah. Timeline is gonna be like, two years later. Rush Hour three to Rush Hour four.

[Matt]

Chris Tucker needs the money, though. Wasn't he, like, broke?

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

Chris Tucker, Yeah. I thought he was, like, in debt.

[Zane]

Oh. That's why I feel he's gonna do really good in this movie then.

[Matt]

Yeah, he needs the money.

[Heath]

He gonna put his heart in that.

[Zane]

But I can't. Dude, I can't wait. I can. I'm excited.

[Matt]

Yeah, he was in, like. Yeah, he had.

[Zane]

He made $20 million off that.

[Matt]

That. Right. But he owed the IRS $14 million in unpaid taxes in 2014.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Damn.

[Matt]

So hopefully he's out of the trouble.

[Zane]

I think, dude, people really. They do forget to just pay their taxes. Remember the few people in our lives that we found out, like, you haven't paid the taxes in how many years?

[Heath]

Well, what happens is people that come into money, new money, they don't realize that you have to save money to pay your taxes at the end of the year. Because if you work like a normal job, they're taking it out, you know, in your paychecks. But people start doing their own, start working for themselves, and it's not being taken out automatically. And they go, oh, I have all this money. And then.

[Matt]

And they're getting terrible business advice from people on your team saying, no, you actually don't need to pay that. Actually, if you put your money into this, that'll, like, save you on the taxes. Don't Worry, dude, I got it gone.

[Heath]

And then they get hit with it at the end of the year and they're like, oh, well, I don't have that much to pay.

[Matt]

And then it just keeps snowballing completely wild.

[Zane]

And by the time you find out you need to pay it, you're not making any more income. Like, the income just kind of just stops. It just like, that's how unlucky some of these people get it is.

[Matt]

But it's wild. Like, oh, how much was he probably paid for the fir? It's crazy. For the second one, he was paid 25 million. It's always interesting, like, when a project first starts, obviously maybe you're not that notable. They don't know if it's going to be a success and you take like a lower pay and then you end up making so much more after. I think even Macaulay Culkin for Home Alone was like a couple hundred thousand dollars. But for his next movie was $18 million for, like home Alone too. That's wild. And I even think the Shrek people took a very low pay for Shrek and they all got paid, like insane amounts of money for the second movie.

[Zane]

Insane.

[Heath]

So they keep making Shreks. They gotta stop.

[Zane]

Well, you know that you see the new one that's coming out, right? Yeah, that. I mean, that animation, man. I don't know what's up with these new animations. I just do not like, like it.

[Heath]

But if they made another Cars movie.

[Zane]

Yeah. You know what? Cars is the new animation, if you think about it. But, like, it works.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's so funny. Like the Cars theories. Like, the Queen is like, there's a. Like the Queen is a car in the car's world.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

And that means there was probably a car. Princess Diana. That means there was like probably a cars 9 11. Like, it's like if. If we're grounded in reality, that means, like, all the sadness in the world exists in the movie of Cars. It's a real, really crazy deep.

[Zane]

It's deep there.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

There's also like a car's Jesus, because in one of the, like, cutaways, there's a car pope.

[Matt]

Yes. There's a car pope.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Car movies are horrifying fan theories.

[Matt]

If you just start thinking about the reality that they live in. And also some people are like, who's driving the cars too?

[Heath]

Matt, did you see. And maybe you didn't notice it, I posted a story of my car's car cover.

[Matt]

Your car's car cover?

[Heath]

Yes, the lightning. Lightning McQueen for my lightning.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

So I posted that story, and Gary Levox commented on it. The singer. The singer for Rascal Flats.

[Matt]

No way.

[Heath]

And he DMed me from that. And I didn't realize, but he was already following me.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

And he. I forget what he said, but he DM'd me. He was like, oh, it looks great. Nice song choice, too. And then we just started, like, talking. He's like, bro, also, I. I heard you're a Nashville boy now. Congrats on the upcoming, baby. And I'm like, this guy knows everything about me. This is so cool, dude. My I. My heart. I was like, this is the coolest thing that has ever happened to me. He's like, bro, we'll have to have you out for a show sometime. He lives right here next to me.

[Zane]

I'm like, that's crazy.

[Matt]

Out of here. That is insanely cool.

[Zane]

That's awesome.

[Heath]

So I'm going to be in Cars.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You're going to be a producer for Cars 4.

[Heath]

I'm going to be a producer.

[Matt]

It's Wild Rascal Flats. All their, like, biggest songs, though, are covers, though. Like, I think they have one that's, like, actually their song. But, like, Life Is a Highway is a couple cover.

[Zane]

Really? Is it?

[Matt]

I think what hurts the most is a cover. Shut up or Bless the Broken Road, I think, is a cover as well. Like, it's. Someone, like, broke this down for me, like, on Tik Tok one time, and I'm like, I never thought about it.

[Zane]

But, yeah, I want to be a cover artist.

[Matt]

They just have. They've done their covers. Have done better than the actual songs, too.

[Zane]

Yeah. Like, you know, like, with me Wap, it, like, did much better than the original. And that's why I should, like, continue this journey, you know, make my way to the Grammys, you know what I'm saying? All right, guys, this is jumping.

[Heath]

Jump into unwind.

[Zane]

Yeah, baby. It's truly. It's truly been a pleasure, you know, our third virtual. We fucking crushed it again.

[Heath]

I love it, baby.

[Zane]

Too much fun. Have a wonderful holidays, guys. Have a merry Christmas, Hanukkah. Have a happy Kwanzaa. Have a happy New Year. We're actually. You know what? We're actually. Matt won't be here. He'll be out of town. But we're gonna. We're filming one more time before the holiday?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

No, after the holidays.

[Zane]

After. Oh, yeah. Holidays before New Year's, though.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Okay. Yeah. Guys, thank you again for being with us this year. And we'll catch you next year.

[Heath]

Absolutely. If you want to check out our patreon patreon.com Zayn Heat we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode. We do a bonus episode every month. Live Q A every single month. Again patreon.com Zane Heath you check out.

[Zane]

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