314: Meet Our New Baby Antonio

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered - Episode 314

Title: Heath Is Officially a Father!!
Release Date: January 5, 2026
Hosts: Zane Hijazi & Heath Hussar
Special Guests: Jared, Leah, Matt (via FaceTime)
Summary By: Podcast Summarizer AI

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Episode Overview

This special episode celebrates a major milestone for co-host Heath Hussar: the birth of his first child, Antonio Carl "Tony" Hussar. Joined by co-host Zane, producer Jared, nanny/friend Leah, and their usual mix of humor and chaos, the group dives into Heath's brand new fatherhood, the birth story, the process of naming the baby, and the experience of having a tiny new human in their lives. Along the way, topics meander through house decorations, world travel, animals, Australian wildlife, hair struggles, and millennial parenting philosophies.

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Major Topics & Segments

1. Catch Up Banter: Setting the Scene

(01:00–08:10)

• Holiday adventures: Zane shares tales of international travel and post-holiday exhaustion.
  • "You know, I've been like a world traveler... Past, like, few weeks were pretty insane for the holidays." — Zane (01:39)
• House updates: Zane complains about his roommate Danielle's obsessive shelf decorating, comparing HomeGoods addiction to a compulsion.
  • "She has such an addiction to those fucking shelves. She changes it every week." — Zane (02:40)
• Goats & demonic imagery: Playful jokes about Zane's fondness for goats turning a bit dark, referencing Baphomet and Halloween costumes.
• Plugging the Patreon and new podcast set: The guys mention podcast "Unwind" bonus episodes, and note all the updates to their studio.
• Zane’s haircut and mood boost: Zane credits his new haircut—and maybe his Zoloft—for his high energy, poking fun at standard new year resolutions.
  • "I was having a really bad day until I got my haircut... it thinned me out, too. Like, I just feel thinner. Like, I feel snatched." — Zane (09:10)

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2. THE BIG NEWS: Heath Is a Dad!

(10:15–20:00)

• Matt on FaceTime: Matt, away with family, joins via FaceTime for the big reveal.
• Mariah (Heath's partner) brings out newborn Tony:
  • Emotional first appearance of baby Tony on camera. The group gushes over him.
  • "He looks great on you, Heath." — Matt (15:43)
  • "That right there was Antonio Carl Hussar. We call him Tony. There's a little Tony. Hey, Tony." — Heath (16:42)
• Origin of the name:
  • Tony's name is a nod to both Mariah’s great-grandfather (Antonio) and Heath’s grandfather (Carl).
  • "We waited... we liked all the names we had, but just there was not one that was just like, that's it. So, we waited and waited, and... Tony Carlo, that would be sick." — Heath (36:52)
  • Naming was a last-minute event at the hospital, under pressure to fill out the birth certificate.
  • Emotional moment: Heath and Mariah decided on "Tony" and both started crying, knowing it was the right fit.
  • "As soon as we said the name Mariah and I just started bawling and, like, knew immediately that was it." — Heath (37:52)
• Baby details:
  • Tony has a full head of hair ("the mullet flow out the back")(16:08); noted for being "such a good baby"—rarely cries except at diaper changes.
  • Plans for Zane to visit, possibly even move closer.

Timestamp: Presenter Reaction

• [15:01] — The baby appears on camera; everyone reacts emotionally.
• [16:42] — Heath announces baby's name on air.
• [22:39] — Health describes his feelings as a new father—“It’s unreal… So hard to put into words because it is unlike anything I’ve ever felt.”
• [23:10] — “I’ve cried every day since he’s been born.” — Heath

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3. Heath & Mariah’s Birth Story

(24:28–33:58)

• Mariah’s calmness: She was over a week past due; when her water broke, she was shockingly chill. "She comes back, she sits next to me and she's like, I think my water broke." — Heath (25:14)
• Stereotypical father panic vs. Mariah’s composure: Mariah wanted to finish their TV show episode before heading to the hospital.
• Timeline speed-run:
  • Labor began late night, they did chores and drank coffee the next morning; contractions escalated.
  • At the hospital, Mariah was already 7cm dilated.
  • Heath almost missed the birth while completing paperwork.
  • "I run, I'm sprinting down the hallway. I get to the room and it is full blown starting, like it's happening. And dude, it was the most incredible thing I've ever been able to experience." — Heath (30:56)
• Heath cut the umbilical cord, experienced some surprises (“they didn’t warn me it was gonna, like, squirt”).
• Overall, very fast and smooth delivery.
  • "We got to the hospital at 7, got up to the room at 7:15. I went down for five minutes... Baby was out at 7:30." — Heath (31:35)

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4. Early Days of Fatherhood

(33:58–44:26)

• Emotional adjustment: Overwhelming love, new sense of identity, deepened relationship with Mariah.
• Strangeness of being left alone with a newborn:
  • "You're just sitting there with him... You don't give him back... and you're like, holding him. He's feeding." — Heath (34:13)
• Drivings fears and protective instincts:
  • "I've never been so stressed and focused and proper while driving since my driver's test." — Heath (39:10)
• First baby outing: Italian restaurant as a family.

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5. Baby's Personality, Parenting Realities & Humor

(41:06–44:42)

• Tony is described as easygoing, only crying when his diaper needs changing.
• Sleeplessness and emotional moments:
  • "You're feeding them every two, three hours. You're changing diapies. I'm watching him like a hawk. Just, like, staring. I can't stop staring." — Heath (43:56)
• Heath’s surprise at his own comfort with diapers, noting it’s different when it’s your own kid.
• Discussion of parents who lack patience, the need to love your kid:
  • "Because you love your baby. There’s fucking parents out there that push these babies out, and they don't even fucking like the baby." — Zane (41:58)

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6. Parenting, Discipline, and Societal Trends

(79:55–81:55)

• Parenting advice from Leah (experienced nanny):
  • "Just talk to them like they're just a human."
  • "Kids need structure... a healthy fear of your parents."
• Zane and Heath push back on anti-discipline trends:
  • “Discipline is so important... gentle parenting is not always effective.”
• Heath: “I had a very healthy fear of my dad... that prevented me from doing so much bad.”

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7. Side Tangents & Classic Unfiltered Humor

(44:47–end)

• Australian wildlife & travel: Spiders, snakes, birds, and beaches (“Jellyfish sting season” hallucinations), plus talk of Zane’s upcoming trip.
  • "Have you seen the spiders on TikTok?" — Zane (52:30)
  • "Australians are just so fun in general." — Leah (49:34)
• Random hair journeys: Bleaching, perms, and hat addiction.
  • "I'm on a hair journey right now." — Zane (66:11)
• Movies tangent: Discussion of Anaconda, Snakes on a Plane, and the existential dread of space documentary visuals.
  • "When I first watched Anaconda, I thought it was like a mythical creature." — Zane (57:05)
• Eating placentas, baby care gadgets, and parental anxieties: Heath's lighthearted account of baby “mustard squirts,” umbilical cord stump removal, and uncertainty about infant monitors.
  • "His umbilical cord fell off last night… I put it in a little bag." — Heath (78:29)
• Existential crises about the scale of the universe and the age of dinosaurs: Zane: "How can you look at a bone and be like 60 million years old? ...It just sounds like religion." (63:25)

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8. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "It is unreal... Like a part of you becomes unlocked that never existed." — Heath (22:39)
• "I've cried every day since he's been born." — Heath (23:10)
• "We call him Tony. There's a little Tony. Hey Tony!" — Heath (16:42)
• "As soon as we said the name, Mariah and I just started bawling and, like, knew immediately that was it." — Heath (37:52)
• "I have never been so stressed and focused and proper while driving since my driver's test." — Heath (39:10)
• "You're feeding them every two, three hours. You're changing diapies. I'm watching him like a hawk." — Heath (43:56)

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9. Practical Parenting Takeaways

• Heath’s learning curve: Relying on quick research, advice from friends, and the internet—"My Google history, my TikTok history? Just all newborn shit." (82:42)
• Top advice from nanny Leah: Talk to babies as humans; structure and discipline are key ("Kids need structure.").
• Everyone is still learning as they go: "We're just learning as we go." — Heath (82:29)

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10. Outro & Next Episode Tease

(86:51–88:17)

• Tease for further, more detailed discussion of the birth story in the next episode (especially with Mariah).
• Gratitude for support, especially for Heath and baby Tony.
• Playful musings on how "parenthood" changes you—but not your core self.

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Episode Highlights by Timestamp

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|---------| | 01:00–04:55 | Host banter, HomeGoods, goat jokes | | 08:10–10:15 | Patreon, new studio, haircuts, new year energy | | 10:15–20:00 | FaceTime with Matt, baby Tony’s reveal, name unveiled | | 22:39–23:10 | Heath’s emotions about being a dad (“cried every day”) | | 24:28–33:58 | The calm, fast birth story ("I think my water broke...") | | 36:52–37:52 | Why “Tony”/“Tony Carlo” was the perfect name | | 39:10–40:01 | Heath's post-birth driving paranoia | | 43:56–44:26 | Sleeplessness, staring at the baby, diaper duty | | 66:11–68:49 | Zane’s ongoing “hair journey” | | 78:29–78:37 | Tony’s umbilical cord stump falls off (“put it in a little bag”) | | 81:00–82:29 | Leah’s practical baby advice; structure and discipline | | 86:51–88:17 | Closing thanks and teases for future discussions |

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Final Thoughts

This episode marks a turning point for Heath and the podcast as the focus shifts (for now) from party stories and misadventures to sleepless nights, parenthood, and the emotional magnitude of bringing a new life into the world. It's hilarious, heartfelt, and “unfiltered” all the way through—an emotional and entertaining primer for anyone entering a new phase of life.

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Congratulations, Heath & Mariah — and welcome, Tony!

Transcript

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[B]

You made sure to shave. You made sure to trim. Shave. It's a big episode.

[C]

I know. I know. I got. I got hair under my neck. I should have cleaned myself up.

[B]

I. I literally. I literally got. Got a haircut for this.

[C]

For the. Dude, this is such.

[B]

This is such a big episode for me.

[C]

Should I go shave real quick?

[B]

No, we don't have time. No, dude, I'm gonna.

[C]

No, I should. I should have done hair and makeup. Let me. Let me see if I can call some.

[B]

Literally call Remy's glam team. They'll be five minutes.

[C]

Damn. Yeah. It's an emergency.

[B]

Dude, I know you're very exhausted, but. Dude, can I tell you how exhausted I am real quick before you get to your exhaustion?

[C]

I would love to hear it, bro.

[B]

I just flew, so. You know, I've been like a world traveler. Yeah. Past, like, few weeks. We're pretty insane for the holidays. I just flew in yesterday just so we could film these episodes. And then I'm right off.

[C]

You're going back to Florida?

[B]

No, no, I'm going to Australia. Okay. We are having an outback type in New Year's. You know what I'm saying? We're getting crazy.

[C]

That'll be fun.

[B]

Yeah. So. And we'll get into all the. My world travel and stuff and. But I. Bro, I. It's so funny. I got home last night and of course I haven't seen like, Danielle's been home. She. She didn't go home for the holidays.

[C]

Huh.

[B]

If you guys don't know. Yeah, Daniel is my roommate. She's been living with me for the past, like, three years, so she's like a little sister to me. But I. I get home and the whole house completely redone. Every single shelf. Every single shelf is different knickknacks. And I. Dude, I was telling her, I'm like, danielle, you. This is a. This is a problem. She has such an addiction to those fucking shelves. She changes it every week.

[C]

There's some HomeGoods. HomeGoods does shit to girls, man.

[B]

It's crazy because HomeGoods is the place. She was there yesterday for three. Three hours.

[C]

Oh, yeah, It'll do.

[B]

Looking for replacement knickknacks for that. We already got.

[C]

We already bought them, Zayn. And it's not something that's usable. It's decorative. Things that sit on top of books.

[B]

Exactly. I understand. If they were like, you know, we're using it. It's a kitchen stuff or kitchen devices.

[C]

But these are electronic things.

[B]

These are knickknacks that no one else is going to pay attention to but you, Danielle, you're the only one that's, like, really looking at this. And I get it. Like, you know, there is an art to, like, what you need to have on the shelf to make it, like, all work, but it already look good. Like, Dan.

[C]

It's like the. The giant jack. Like, you know, the jacks. It's like the little silver thing, and it's just like. You prop it up on top of a book. Exactly. Mandatory.

[B]

This will pop an ADDERALL and spend 11 hours on a shelf. 11 hours. And then she'll, like, send me a picture, like, does this look good? I'm like, daniel, it's looked good two months ago. I wish you could, like, put your time into something. Something like, else. But I know she has a lot of fun doing this, but I'm like, God damn, Danielle.

[C]

You know what, though, Zayn? I get it, because I'm. I'm kind of neurotic like that, too.

[B]

You're not neurotic with shelves like that, though. I feel.

[C]

I love decorating. I love. I love setting stuff up, arranging books in a certain order. Like there's something. There's something, you know, satisfying.

[B]

I. I have to get it.

[C]

It's cathartic.

[B]

Cathartic. My. You know what? My. I grew up. My. I grew up half my life. Cataractic. Dude. I know. I got. I baptized. Communion confirmed.

[C]

That's Catholic.

[B]

In the Kartic.

[C]

The Kartic church.

[B]

Yeah. I used to go to the Kartartic church. The Kartic circle. I didn't know what the hell was going on.

[C]

It's right next to.

[B]

I don't know what was going on.

[C]

In there, but it's right next to Australia.

[B]

What?

[C]

The cataractic.

[B]

The. The cataractic. Oh, the. The ocean. The ocean.

[C]

Ye. In the.

[B]

In the specific ocean.

[C]

But yeah, no, I get it. She. She likes the things and home goods, man. It's a. It's a money suck. It'll get you.

[B]

It is. It is. She found good stuff in there, though. I actually. I also got two little knickknacks from. From Sweden, which I'll. We'll talk about later, but got a little. Two knickknacks from Sweden. Really cute. I got myself a little goat.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Because, you know, I. With goats. Heavy.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yes. I fuck with Goatsavi. He was even a goat.

[C]

He was a goat for Halloween.

[D]

Oh, true.

[B]

There's something about goats that, like, really. I'm not like a goat. Like. Like, I'm not like, weird, but I just, like.

[C]

I find it so fascinating. You're. You're leaning a little bit into goatism in a. Interesting territory.

[B]

Like. Oh, Satan.

[C]

It. I mean, it could be. It could be very, you know, Baphomet.

[B]

What are these big words?

[D]

No, you gotta see bath of me.

[B]

Don't.

[D]

You gotta see baphomet.

[C]

Baphomet. He's this guy.

[D]

This guy. Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

As above, so below.

[B]

That's like. Damn. That's like. That's really. Dude, they did such a good job making goats look evil as fuck.

[C]

I know, they're so cute. But they could also be used as like a very demonic.

[B]

You know what? I feel like the eyes have something to do with it. I feel like people saw the goat eyes and, like, demonic.

[D]

Oh, they freaked me out.

[C]

Square eyes, demonic, and they poop pebbles. It's kind of weird.

[B]

You know who else poop Pebbles.

[C]

Guilty. Zane, you never. You never told me about your. I can't. It's that bad.

[B]

No, no, no. Like, Keith, I can't.

[C]

It was that bad.

[B]

You know how we really, like. We really get into, like, the peepee poopoo talk on this.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Podcast. I don't think this is way too far.

[D]

I think people would boycott this podcast.

[C]

I admitted on this podcast to leaning over the toilet with my shirt covering it, so all I could do was huff.

[B]

No, he. It's much worse than that. It's so. But, you know, same territory. I just. I. The thing is, the Only way I can really go into the stories. I have to go into detail because it's so insane. But going into detail will make everybody, again, boycott this show and they'll, like, go against me. And I feel like I'll be all over Reddit and like, I'll.

[C]

Just tell me, tell me on the unwind.

[B]

What?

[C]

Cuz I. Tell me on the unwind because I still. I still don't know what happened. Like, you haven't told me anything.

[B]

Keith is good. He is good. Is good. He's like, how can we plug the Patreon?

[C]

No, Zade. I think only other time we've plugged the Patreon, like, that was another poop thing to see the picture of your. Or hear the diarrhea type that you had.

[B]

Yes, Heath. But it wasn't mine, though. So that's why we were like, okay, we talking. But we did show it. Which was. But you know what? Since you guys are here right now. Patreon.com Zayan, Heath.

[C]

Zayan. That's how long it's been since we.

[B]

Plugged it, promoted it. But guys, it is so fun on there. Again, we do bonus episodes every month. We do unwinds for every episode, which. That's right. We just started doing. For some reason. We don't even put it on. We. It's not on the subscription thing of like, what we promised to deliver. We just deliver it every week.

[C]

That's what we do, baby. Like. Like. Like ups, baby. Get delivered. Exactly.

[B]

And you know what? It's. It's pretty much a mini episode every week. It used to be just like kind of a. Literally an unwind, but it's starting to become, like, episodes.

[C]

And it also feels like we could get into things that we wouldn't on the show. Exactly. A little bit, you know, risque.

[B]

Mm, exactly. And it's. And you know what? So if you think about it, we do post five episodes a month.

[C]

Yeah. You get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. Early access for $5 a free. Come on now. It is unheard of.

[B]

Unheard of.

[C]

Plus, we got another little mouth to feed.

[B]

So make sure to subscribe right now, please. Right now. We. Sorry, I keep looking at. Because you're like, camera. Yeah, I'm in matc. I don't know. I try to. I'm trying to switch it up today, but I also can see Jared perfectly from this seat. So I'm going to. You know, we're just changing shit up this year.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Again, we have another mouth to feed. We're in A new set. We got new lights. We got new TVs. We got new cameras. We have.

[C]

I got purple behind me.

[B]

We got a new girl coming in in 20 minutes. It's a lot of new shit, and we have to. We have to catch up.

[C]

But I've never seen Zayn so hyped. I think Mariah getting pregnant, like, really spark something in you.

[B]

No. You want me to be honest with you?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's my haircut.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

I was having a really bad day until I got my haircut. And then I. I for. Because I forget that I, like, I'll get, like. You see my haircut right now? It looks really nice. It looks really clean. And I'll get this once, and then I'll grow it out for the next, like, eight months. And I forget that I like this haircut until I do it again. I'm like, bro, you got, like, my haircut guy. I'm like, you got to remind me that, like, I actually like this haircut. And we got to keep doing this haircut every time I come in, because then I always want to grow it out. I start looking homeless, and. And it really brings down my mood. And then I'm just like, what is it? Like, why don't I, like, feel good? It's because I need to get these haircuts again.

[C]

It's an instant mood boost. I get it. I'm the same.

[B]

And I like. I, like. I feel like it thinned me out, too. Like, I just.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Feel thinner. Like, I feel snatched. And so I just got, like, really. You know, I also just took my Zoloft. I took a little. I took a little Vince this morning. So, like, we're really kicking off, you know? Like, it's.

[C]

And. And you busted out a quarter zip.

[B]

Where's my matcha?

[E]

Where the.

[B]

But, yeah, so let's. Guys, this is gonna be an exciting episode. He's gonna be crazy. Big, big news. We kind of already said it.

[F]

Right.

[B]

But Heath has really big news for all of us. And we know Matt's not here, but we're gonna get Matt on FaceTime because he is with his family during the holidays right now. Right. It's, like, still, like, the holidays right now. We're literally popping into the studio just to record real quick, to get back to our holiday break.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

But we're gonna call Matt, so. Because it's, again, a big reveal that we're about to do, and it's very exciting. So let's roll the intro.

[D]

Here we go.

[B]

And you ready? Let's have the best episode ever, baby.

[C]

Come on now.

[B]

It's comic though, baby. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[C]

I'm Heath.

[B]

And we have Jared to. Hi, Jared. Hi, I'm Jared. Just. Just say hi, Jared. You know, just do it. You're part of the intro. Welcome back to Zane Heath Unfiltered. Thank you for coming here again. You know, it's the new. Is this, is this the new year?

[D]

When this episode comes out? Yeah.

[B]

What's. What's today's date?

[D]

It is the 28th.

[B]

Oh, it's the 28th.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

This episode comes out the 20th. Oh, no, no, no.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

No, no. Like this episode. When does it come out? January 2nd.

[D]

January 5th slash 6.

[B]

Oh, January.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Okay, well, happy.

[C]

Hope you guys had an amazing new year.

[B]

Is 2026.

[D]

This is.

[B]

I know I say this every year, but Heath, I think this is my year.

[C]

This is the one.

[B]

Yeah. It's because of this haircut.

[C]

That haircut's doing too much for you.

[B]

I'm sorry, I need to tone it down a bit. But we. It's a new year and you know, with the new year, we got new faces to show and so I think, is it time?

[C]

I think it might be time. Should I. Should I start out just bringing him on?

[B]

Wait, so let's. So do, do you want to do like a little intro? Like, I know everyone, I know there's. Dude, there's a show.

[C]

But there's so much to go over. Just everything with the birth, the experience, being with him.

[B]

Like, you know what? Let's, let's get Matt, let's get Matt on the scene.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Before we really get into it, he might not have much time. He might have like only five minutes. So the most important parts. Heath, get in that five minutes. All right?

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

And then we'll film Matt and when he's back.

[D]

Oh, yeah, he's gonna have a thousand questions.

[C]

Let me, wait, let me, let me, let me tell Mariah to bring him down.

[E]

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[C]

We love you.

[B]

All right, so Matt is on right now. Say hi, Matt.

[F]

Hi.

[B]

We are waiting for Mr. Or Mrs. Hussar to bring down the little bugger.

[F]

Baby Hussar. I am so stoked. I cannot wait to meet this baby.

[B]

I. I cannot believe that he has a baby. It is so insane. I might tear up again.

[F]

I know.

[B]

I haven't seen Mariah in forever too. I wonder if she'll be on here.

[F]

Yeah, I wonder that too.

[B]

She has a bob. That baby's probably crying.

[C]

Give me up.

[B]

They're doing glam on him, you know. Mariah's making him look perfect. Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

Shut Heath.

[C]

Oh my gosh. Heath.

[F]

Praise me, Baby Hussar. Welcome to the world.

[B]

Oh, my God, he's precious. He literally looks like Mariah and you, which is so weird.

[C]

I know.

[F]

It's a perfect combination.

[B]

It's going to be so fun as he's growing to see like, what ends up like what features are coming from you and what features are coming from Mariah.

[F]

I know. It's always crazy how it happens like that.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[F]

His little socks too. His little yellow socks matching the chair.

[C]

Oh, are you kidding me?

[B]

Oh, he's just m. He's missing his matcha. Oh, he looks so adorable. He's so tiny. You look bigger in the pictures.

[F]

He looks great on you, Heath. He looks so good.

[B]

Oh, this little as he. Oh, who's that I just saw somebody in the corner. Is that you?

[F]

Mariah.

[B]

Mariah's pr. She's like, we're gonna. We're gonna have to cut that. There he is.

[C]

That's him. His first. His first appearance.

[B]

He's so cute.

[C]

He just ate. Oh.

[B]

Oh, no, he. No, he's eating it up.

[C]

He's got them. He's got the mullet flow going out the back.

[E]

It's insane.

[C]

Full head of hair. I.

[B]

You can't even hear him.

[F]

No, I can't, but.

[B]

Oh, he's saying he has, like, the. The mullet on the back of his head.

[C]

He's got a crazy head of hair.

[F]

Perfect.

[B]

He's saying he has a lot of hair.

[F]

Oh, I bet.

[B]

Blessed be. All right, Heath, do you want to tell everybody the name of the little sucker?

[C]

All right, everybody. That right there was Antonio Carl Hussar. We. We call him Tony. There's a little Tony. Hey, Tony.

[B]

I love it. Odd dude. Honestly, I was not expecting that. I had about five other names in my head.

[C]

Dude. Us either. I'll give you the whole rundown of everything, how the name happened. He was born for two days. We were in the hospital, still didn't have a name. And they were like, you got to fill out the birth certificate, like, if you want to go home.

[B]

So, Matt, he didn't have. They didn't have the name picked out yet, like, until last. Last minute. That baby was out already, and they were about to leave, and they're like, you have to sign this birth certificate. There has to be a name.

[F]

Well, it is a perfect name. I'm so glad he went with your gut instinct at the end. Baby Antonio. Baby Tony. I can't. Oh, praise me.

[B]

As soon as they told me, I was like, oh, my God. Tony the Tiger.

[C]

I'm so. I'm so bummed you weren't here for this episode. I know you're in Birmingham right now, but we had that. We had to get you on FaceTime and show you the little squirt.

[B]

Sorry, Matt can't hear Heath because of the headphones, but he just said, tell.

[C]

Him I'll give him the lowdown.

[B]

He'll give you the low down later.

[F]

Oh, of course.

[D]

Of course.

[F]

You guys take your times. You guys take your time.

[G]

He.

[F]

You look great as a dad, buddy. Man, I am so thankful for you. Enjoy all of it, man.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

Well, you have fun in Birmingham, and we will see you soon.

[F]

Matt, I cannot wait to dive in. I have all the questions on everything of how it all went down. Heath, Mariah, big cheers to you guys. You guys are going to be fantastic parents. I am thrilled. Baby Tony, welcome to the world, Baby.

[B]

Tony, welcome to the world, baby.

[F]

Oh, I love it.

[B]

All right, tell the family we said hi and enjoy the holidays. We'll see you soon.

[D]

Of course.

[B]

All right, bye.

[C]

Bye.

[D]

Matt, look at all that hair coming out the bed.

[C]

It's crazy.

[B]

I know. I feel like he. He didn't have that much hair the first day.

[C]

Oh, it. He came out like this. It's insane.

[B]

Oh, my God. He's gonna have such good. Oh, my. Gonna have to plug some of those hairs out for me, for my head. Seriously, I'm just. See, I'm. Right now, I'm just. All I'm seeing is a hair bank. Tony, you're gonna give me some of that.

[C]

Oh, so crazy.

[B]

He's like.

[C]

He's got good hair.

[B]

He's like, my sister's keeping my sister's keeper. But my. My. My nephew. My nephew's keeper.

[C]

Brotherhood of the traveling plugs.

[B]

Just like, oh, he's gonna have a good head of hair. So jealous.

[D]

I know.

[B]

Oh, man, look, he's so small.

[C]

Yeah, he's teeny tiny.

[D]

Oh, I just can't believe that you're, like, responsible for a little human now.

[B]

I know. I was already freaking out for them over a cat, but now they got a baby. Oh, yeah.

[C]

I gotta. I gotta fill you in about the whole interaction with Dean and Tony. Dude, there's so much to cover.

[B]

I hope. I hope they're good. I hope they're good. I hope he's not jealous. Okay, good, because I know pets get very jealous when a new. When a new baby comes into town.

[C]

Oh, my God, did that whoop you? Are you tired? Too much Camera time.

[B]

That's literally like, dude, after 10 minutes of camera time, I'm done.

[C]

Yeah, that's how you get Zane.

[B]

Yeah, he got that from me. Wow. Okay, well, thank you, Tony, for making appearance. Mariah, thank you so much for bringing him on. Mariah, can you give one little wave with your hand? Give the people what they want. Guys, I was. I was telling he. When I was talking to him, when I saw the baby for the first time out, I was telling. I was like, oh, I might actually move to next asp.

[C]

You have to.

[B]

Cuz I wasn't. Cuz I wasn't. Like, I before the baby, I was like, no, I can't. Like, I got to stay here. But now I'm like, I have a baby too. You know what I mean? Like, I now I have to go. I have to take care of it. Because they're going to need someone to take care of it when they're busy.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

I gotta. I. I gotta. I gotta set my priority straight. I'm an adult. I'm 34 years old. You know what I mean? I'm 34. I have to. I. I have to. What's. Yeah, I am 34.

[D]

Here we go.

[B]

33. 33. Oh, my God. 33. I'm 33. You know, I'm old. I gotta. I gotta prioritize, like, what is. What's important in my life, so.

[C]

And that's. And that's Tony.

[B]

Exactly. And you have a studio there. Imagine he. I moved there in a month. We built this whole studio for Matt. For Matt and Jared. And it's me and you. I want to go to Nashville.

[C]

Come on down.

[B]

We're gonna have to move the whole set.

[C]

I'm bringing. I'm bringing everybody with me.

[E]

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[C]

We love you.

[B]

Well, Heath, how does it feel? Everybody is probably wondering, how does it feel being a father?

[C]

It is unreal. It like, you know, you hear people talking about it and trying to explain it. It is so hard to put in words because it is unlike anything I've ever felt in my entire life. Like a part of you becomes unlocked that never existed.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And you change. Like you, like I am a different person. It is so weird. Like I. I'm about to get like emotional right now and start. I've. I've cried every day since we've. He's been born.

[B]

Okay. So I was surprised. So I'm surprised. I. Cause times I've talked to you and right now I'm surprised I have not seen you cry. Because in my head, in my head was like, you're gonna cry every moment we talked and you had that baby in your arms. But I'm sure you got it all out those couple days.

[C]

No, it still keeps coming. It's. It's a never ending waterfall.

[B]

He gives you like the baby gives you any sort of like, like either grabs your finger or looks at you for like more than two seconds, just not.

[C]

It'll take you out. It'll take you out, man.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

And then like waking up on Christmas morning.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And just like, bro, it is, it is wild. It's so wild. And just like the love for Mariah, like seeing her throughout everything. Dude, she's awesome.

[D]

Yeah, I can hear it in your voice.

[C]

She's the best, man. She's. She's an unbelievable mom. And it's crazy. Just. Shit just gets real, dude.

[B]

Yeah, it's wild.

[C]

It's crazy. I can't even like put it into words, dude, she's a rock star. She crushed it.

[B]

Didn't even feel it. Didn't even pop that thing out. She's like, it's out.

[C]

Yeah. She was a trooper. I'll start from the beginning, I guess. So Mariah has like a very high pain tolerance and like, just super nonchalant about everything. We went almost a week past her due date. So he was born on the 19th. Due date was the 13th. So that whole week we were just kind of sitting around just like waiting, like, is it going to happen? Like, do. I was. Do you feel anything? Like, what's going on? And it was just nothing, nothing, nothing. And then one night we were like chilling on the couch and she like got up. She went to go to the bathroom. And she comes back and she. We were watching a show. She comes back, she sits next to me and she's like, I think my water broke. I was like, so.

[B]

Just nonchalant the whole process.

[C]

I was like, you think? She was like, I think so. I was like, how do you feel? She's like, fine. I was like, I was like, why are you like, I'm about to freak out. Why are you not freaking out right now?

[B]

Please, please tell, Please tell them what you guys were doing in the moment. Because it, like, truly nonchalant. You guys are watching a show and.

[C]

Yeah, we were just watching a show.

[B]

Didn't she say her water broken? And she was like, we can finish this episode though? Yeah, yeah.

[C]

She said, hold on, hold on. Let's get to the good part.

[B]

That's so insane.

[C]

It was wild. So we just kept watching tv and.

[B]

Then she just put a towel under it. She's like, yeah.

[C]

So they were just like hanging out. And she's like, I guess I'll just wait and see if I, like, feel anything. And then I was like, let's just.

[B]

Call like a doctor. Midwife.

[C]

Midwife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, let's just give them a heads up, let them know like, it happened, whatever. So we call. And she was like, I think my water broke. And the lady was like, we, like, explained everything that was going on. And I think just because of how nonchalant Mariah was, the lady was like, I think you just peed. Like, no, no, I didn't. She was like, well, keep monitoring it, but I think it's pee. And Maria's like, okay, what day was this? That was the 18th.

[B]

The 18th?

[C]

Yeah. At 10:00 clock at night. So we just kept hanging out for a bit. And I was like, let's just keep an eye to see how you're feeling. We end up going to bed and I wake up at like, like 4:30 in the morning. Mariah was like, hey. I was like, yeah. I was like, you feel okay? And she was like, yeah, I think I'm starting to feel a little something. If you want to go ahead and shower, we'll just start getting ready for the day. Just to, you know, get ready.

[B]

Just. It wasn't even get ready for the hot.

[C]

It was just like, no, just like, just so I could be up with her because she was like feeling some sort of like, contractions. Yeah, it was still pretty chill. Like she wasn't like in pain or anything like that. So I take a shower. We're hanging out and she's like, are you hungry? I was like, I kind of just want like a coffee. I was like, I can order something real quick. I was like, oh, Starbucks doesn't open till 5. It's 4:30. I was like, let me order.

[E]

She's like, yeah, just order it.

[C]

We'll wait till it gets here. So we're just sitting around waiting for coffee. And then I was like, oh, crap, I gotta. I gotta go do ad reads. So I come down to the basement. I'm here filming ad reads. Mariah's upstairs, she's vacuuming, cleaning. I go back up. I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I don't want to come home to a dirty house just in case we go to the hospital. I was like, true, true. So we just like start picking up the house, doing dishes, cleaning counters. Like 5:30 rolls around, and we're like timing them. It's happening like every 15 minutes. And then, then it starts getting closer, the contractions, and it was like, every five minutes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So we're still waiting, waiting, and it's still like, not bad at this point. Then it was like 6:30. 6:30. They started getting like, every three, four minutes.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And she was like, ooh, okay, I'm kind of feeling it now. So we get in the car, we drive over there, we get to the hospital, and I'll just. I'll try to. I'll try to make it short just because there's so much to it. I'll just like kind of speed run this story.

[B]

Do you want to just like, rush it to the end and then. Then we'll go into detail next episode, or do you want to go just fully into detail now?

[C]

So basically we'll just speed run this real quick. We'll have Mariah come on and do like a. A full thing.

[B]

Because no, guys, there is. There is so much that they, like, went through. I could not believe it. It's really good though. So, guys, definitely make sure to tune in next episode because, yeah, it is so, like, insane. Insane.

[C]

So we get to the hospital, we get, you know, checked in, whatever, and they bring her into, like, this first entry room type thing just to, like, see how you're doing. Yeah, check your blood pressure, things like that. And the lady goes to check and she's like, oh, you're. You're pretty much. You're pretty much there. You're 7cm right now. You did a lot of the. A lot of the pushing, I guess, at home. And we're like, no way. Like you're, you're like, you're basically there. You're like so close. So they do the blood pressure, take some blood. And they're like, okay, we'll get you up to a delivery room and just start getting ready. We get to the delivery room, everything's good. And they're like, hey, could you. Her paperwork's not filled out downstairs. Could you run down real quick and just make sure she like, everything's fully checked in and Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So.

[C]

So I go back down and the lady is there, she's like asking me questions and we just, basically just like her address, phone number, everything, like that would be on file, whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We go through everything and I go back up the elevator to go to the floor that she's on and they're like, are you here for room 12? And I'm like, yeah. They're like, dude, she's about to deliver. You need to go. And I was like. So I run, I'm sprinting down the hallway. I get to the room and it is full blown starting, like it's happening. And dude, it was the most incredible thing I've ever been able to experience.

[B]

Did you almost pass out?

[C]

She didn't almost pass out. She was doing.

[B]

No, no, you.

[C]

Oh, me.

[B]

Because I know it's like hard for you to like see that.

[C]

I get, I get super queasy with like anything that has to do with that, but literally didn't cross my mind. You're just so hyper focused in the zone. You're just so present. Like it. I, I don't even. It went by so fast also that I. Your brain didn't even have time to comprehend. We got to the hospital at 7, got up to the room at 7:15. I went down for five minutes to do the paperwork. Baby was out at 7:30.

[B]

This is a lot quicker than like what I'm imagining in my head.

[C]

Sane. When we got to that room and they told me to go down to do paper, I'm like, okay. Were I hear labor could last like.

[B]

Three hours, four hours, even 10 hours.

[C]

Yeah. So I'm, I'm downstairs getting checked in. The lady's like, oh, Fort Lauderdale number. And I was like, yeah. She's like, I was, I used to work at Plantation Hospital. I was like, I was born in Plantation Hospital. Isn't that crazy? So, like wild. So we're just sitting down there chatting. Meanwhile Mariah's up there pushing.

[B]

I'm like, what the.

[C]

I'm so glad.

[B]

She's like, why the kiss?

[C]

Get my husband dude, if I would have missed it, I would have been. I think I would have killed somebody.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Especially, like. I, like, especially just to go down to do paperwork, right? You're there.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

You just got to do the paperwork real quick, huh?

[C]

So I got up and just held her hand, talked her through it, and all of a sudden, next thing we know, Tony's coming out and just being placed on her chest. And it was just, like, the most unreal experience. Like, words will not do it justice.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It is so beautiful.

[B]

Did you take your shirt off?

[C]

No, I didn't take my shirt off, but I did cut the umbilical cord.

[B]

Yeah. Wow.

[C]

Fun. Crazy. Cool. They didn't warn me that it was gonna, like, squirt. That was a surprise.

[B]

Oh, my God, Heath, you're, like, literally a surgeon.

[C]

Yeah. You know, they clamped it. They clamped it, and they were, like, just cut right between them. I was like, okay.

[B]

I mean, she doesn't feel that, right?

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

That's crazy. What?

[C]

That umbilical cord is attached to the placenta.

[B]

Yeah, No, I know. I just, like. It's just so. I find it hard to, like. It's hard to wrap my head around that. Like, she does not feel that, like, that cut.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Oh, is it because it's numb or just. It's. Oh, no, no, no.

[D]

It's not actually attached to her, right?

[B]

Oh, so the baby feels it.

[D]

That.

[B]

That's probably why that baby's crying so loud, because it feels.

[C]

It's like getting your tail cut off. Like a king. The tail stepped on.

[B]

What was the most painful part of your life? Back when I was, like, back when I was being born.

[C]

Umbilical cord.

[B]

When they cut the umbilical cord. That hurts.

[C]

Insane.

[B]

Okay, well, you definitely did a short version of that, because I know there's a lot more.

[C]

Zane, I know. It's killing me not to go into.

[B]

It, but we'll say that it was. I'm. I'm so. I'm so happy that it went so smooth for.

[C]

Super, super smooth.

[B]

Yeah. And that baby crushed me. You guys did all your tests.

[C]

It's just so weird that, like, the baby comes out, we go to another room, and you're just sitting there with him. Like, you're, like, holding him. He's feeding. You don't give him back. Like, normally. Every time. Every time you hold a baby, it's like, okay, here's your baby back.

[B]

Yeah. How do. How do you think Zurg gets feel, dude, Imagine you deliver, and you're like, you got to give the baby to the parents.

[C]

Oh, I could not imagine.

[B]

Yeah, no, you're leaving with a soul. You're leaving with a package. PR package.

[C]

So, so bizarre. But the whole time we're like chilling there, we're in the, the hospital room and we're like going through the names that we had on the list and like, nothing is sticking. We just like can't come to like, like, not even in an agreement. We liked all the names we had, but just there was not one that was just like, that's it.

[B]

How.

[C]

So we waited and waited and we're going back and forth.

[B]

How stressed were you, like, trying to get that? Because obviously there's like a time.

[C]

Yeah, it was getting stressful because they kept asking because like, they had to like fill things out. I had to do the birth certificate. And they're like, did we come up with a name yet? And I was like, no, we're still working on it.

[B]

Dude, they're, they're probably like, y', all, they need, they need to pick up. They gotta get it together Johnson before they get a baby attached. But yeah, no, that, that name is perfect. It's crazy because it didn't cross. I'm pretty sure it didn't cross any of our minds, especially everybody listening. But that girl, she. Some girl posted a tik tok and she put a list of names. And I almost positive one of the, one of the names were Tony.

[C]

Really?

[B]

But I don't think we ever talked about it. Cuz you never brought up, you never brought that name up. But I don't think we've ever brought that name up ever on this show. So I don't know how that girl came up with that name.

[C]

So we were sitting there, Mariah's mom flew in immediately. When she got there, we were like going through it, trying to like talk about like what the name could be. And we started talking about. I was like, I really like, like family names, like stuff that have like keeping it in the family, like not just like a new random one type thing. And Mariah's great grandfather is named Antonio. And we're like, okay, Tony would be cute because we liked Tony.

[E]

That was on the list.

[C]

And we were like, Antonio is like really cool. And then my grandfather's name is Carl. And we were like, oh, Tony, Carlo, that would be sick. And like I wanted to do Carlo, but my grandpa is Carl with a K. Yeah, Carlo with a K. Just like looked funny written out. So we're just like, okay, we'll Keep it Carl. But we can call him Tony Carlo.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna call him Tony Carlo.

[D]

That's a. It's just sick ass name.

[C]

He just sounds like a race car driver. Oh, here comes Tony Carlo making a pass.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[C]

And that Tony Carlo takes the lead.

[B]

I'm get you that Instagram handle. I know you're not gonna think about it, but I know it's gonna be.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. I should. I should grab that now before it's too late.

[B]

Here, I'll grab it and then you can pay me for it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Damn it. There's already one. It's C, right?

[C]

His name is with the K. Oh, wait, wait.

[B]

With a K. But it's.

[D]

Carl is the official name.

[B]

But I feel like he's gonna want to. It's already taken by this freaking goose. He posts AI photos. I feel like he should be banned.

[C]

I'll report him. Don't worry.

[B]

Yeah, I got you.

[C]

We'll get the handle for.

[B]

For. For your Christmas present. I'll. I'll. I'll.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, go hit your rep. Oh, that's amazing. Okay, that will. That. Yeah, yeah. Amazing. Perfect. I can't think of one thing to, like, pick at. Just.

[C]

That's good. That's good.

[B]

Just perfect.

[C]

Name is perfect. As soon as. As soon as we said the name Mariah and I just started bawling and, like, knew immediately that was it. Like, we. We said it out loud. We looked at each other and simultaneously just started crying and we were like, okay, that's it. Like, we just knew. Like, that's the. That's the experience we wanted for it. Because, like, there was no, like, we would say the other names. I was just like, okay, that could be it. It's a cool name. But like, as soon as we said that, we were like, damn. That's it.

[B]

That's how we felt when we came up with pretty unfiltered. We're like, damn. And then when it was taken away from us. Damn.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Started crying again.

[B]

Start crying again. Wow, that's amazing. Oh, my. Well, I, like, cannot wait to.

[C]

Dude, I can't wait for you guys to meet him. You're gonna die.

[B]

It's gonna happen. I just don't know when. And like, I Look. What date is that gonna be?

[D]

It's a great question. I want it asap because.

[B]

Yeah, I'm gonna put that in my Instagram bio. I'm gonna put that day.

[D]

The day.

[B]

The day I meet him.

[C]

Zane makes Tony's birthday his password for his phone.

[B]

I'm his first. I make his first fan edit page.

[C]

Oh, but dude, dude, saying it's so wild. Like, when we got to leave the hospital, like, you just walk out with him in his carrier. They have load him in. George.

[B]

George give you one.

[C]

You have to bring your own.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[C]

They help you load him in the car and then that's it. I have never. Zayn. I have never been so stressed and focused and proper while driving since my, since my driver's test. I Bet I was 10 and 2 the entire time doing the speed. Like, just every turn. I was laser focused.

[B]

It's like driving someone else's car. Car. Yeah, dude.

[C]

I felt like I was driving a Pagani. I was like, do I. And like, everything hits you like, the.

[E]

Way your parents are.

[C]

Yeah, dude. Semis next to me. My heart was racing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I was like, get. Get these people away. Get them, dude. I turned into, like, this cr. Like the protector that comes out in you is unexplainable.

[B]

I genuinely don't. I would be way too scared to drive around with him, like, if I, I, I, I think for maybe, I think a whole year. Unless he has a doctor's appointment. I don't think that I'm driving around with a my.

[C]

Because I know, I know the car seat is padded. It's got the straps and everything, but I'm still like, they're so fragile.

[B]

It's just. Other people are stupid. I just, it's just scary.

[C]

But we did, we did take him to his first Italian restaurant.

[B]

Oh. Oh, damn.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

So you. He's starting young. Dirty at restaurants. Don't bring him around.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So we, we took him out. We went to restaurant. Yeah. We went to this place called Little Hats. They got like a little market. We just got some, like, little goodies. We're pushing them in the stroller. There's like a little courtyard area. So we just sat there, gave him a bottle. He was chilling.

[B]

Wow. Wow, you guys are.

[C]

Dude, he's such a good baby, though. Yeah, man. Like, such a good baby.

[B]

Well, what's like the, the crying? Because I know a lot of babies are really good with the crying. They don't cry a lot. But then some babies, like, cry a lot when they're.

[C]

Some b. Have something called colic. You could have like a colicky baby and they, they cry non stop, like 20, 23 hours a day.

[B]

Got it. And, And Tony doesn't.

[C]

No, no. He. He gets a little fussy sometimes when I change his diaper.

[B]

I mean, we all do. Yeah, we all do. I would be. I'll be pissed if I was getting my baby changed. I'd be a little fussy, too, if.

[E]

I showed up, honestly.

[C]

No, Zane, you would love that. You'd be like, wipe it, boy.

[F]

Wipe it.

[B]

No. Oh, no. But, like, it would also, like, burn to, like, when you wipe the wipe like that and you got, like, everywhere it burn.

[C]

It's crazy, though. And that's another thing. Like, I didn't know how I would be with changing diapers.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, you go into. You're like, oh, that's gross. I don't want to do that again. You don't think about it.

[B]

Yeah, it's like.

[C]

Like, it is. It is a part of you that you don't like. You're just like, okay, you know why?

[B]

Because you love your baby. There's fucking parents out there that push these babies out, and they don't even fucking like the baby.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

That's why they get annoy and piss at the baby. And then it carries on to, like, throughout their whole childhood.

[C]

And then they.

[B]

Go through therapy Right now, this episode. Better Health.

[C]

Six, seven. Flashbacks. No.

[B]

No. My parents were amazing to me.

[D]

No.

[B]

Sorry. But, yeah, I know it didn't sound like I was, like, speaking from experience.

[C]

Right.

[B]

God. Just trauma.

[C]

I don't get how people can, like. Like, nobody likes crying. Nobody likes loud noises that you can't see. Stop. Yeah, but, like, people that, like, shake their baby, I'm like, you got to be some type of up person.

[B]

Wait, what? What do you mean?

[C]

Like, like, shaken baby syndrome to get them to stop crying.

[B]

A lot of people, they shake their baby. How is that stop them. How does that stop them from crying? That. That doesn't even make sense.

[C]

Yeah, it, like, rattles their brain and it's really sad.

[B]

Like, oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah, it's a. It's a really up thing.

[B]

Oh, that's terrible.

[C]

Like, he said, like, some people, not that they don't want their baby, but they just, like, it's. It's. I think it's more of like a patience thing. Like, you got to be very patient. Like, you have to. You have to understand, like, they don't know what's going on. Like, they're just. They're just. They're. He's a week old.

[B]

He. He just. He just showed up. Yeah, he just showed up. That's crazy.

[C]

But it is. It's the coolest thing, dude. Like, just like. Like having a hand hold your finger.

[B]

I. It's like My favorite. Even, like a baby that's not even mine. A baby that I don't even know when they're holding my finger. There's something, like, in your heart.

[D]

Primal. Yeah, that.

[C]

It's.

[B]

It's crazy. It feels good. You're like, oh, wow. I.

[C]

The first time he squeezed my finger, I farted. No, I. I instantly started crying.

[B]

Dude, it's.

[C]

I bet I'm also a super emotional person anyways, so it happens pretty easily.

[B]

Yeah, I get it, man.

[C]

It's definitely a change of pace for sure, because you got to feed them every two, three hours. You're changing diapies. I'm watching them like a hawk. Just, like, staring. I can't stop staring. Yeah, I feel so rude. I'm like, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[B]

He's just like. Just give him some space. Yeah, dude, I get it, though. I mean, look again. I feel like a lot of. Of kids out there probably wish they had a little bit more attention from their parents. So give him as much attention as you want.

[C]

Poor little things. Living life like, he's got paparazzi following him. Dude, I'm taking his picture. I'm staring. I'm just, like, all up in his face.

[B]

That's fine, man. If Kardashian kids can do it, he can do it too.

[D]

You know.

[C]

My little Nepo baby. Yes.

[B]

Okay, Leah is here now. Should we have her complete on?

[C]

Yeah, bring her on.

[B]

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[C]

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[C]

We love you.

[B]

Yo, coffee beans. Guess who's back. Back again. In. We have Leon again. Everybody say, hi, Leah.

[C]

Hey. Hey, girl.

[B]

We figured since Heath has a baby now, we figured we'd bring the best nanny in the world. Best nanny in Los Angeles.

[G]

No, in the world.

[B]

To come. Maybe give you some tips and tricks on how to take care of a little baby since Leah has done it for so many years, you know.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[G]

Yes. You have the expert right in front of you.

[C]

I'm trying to think.

[B]

Have you. Wait, have you seen the baby yet?

[G]

No.

[B]

Do you know the name?

[G]

Well, I heard you guys.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Here, I'll send you.

[G]

I almost said it. I almost said that last time, but I was like, no, that's too obvious.

[B]

You. You guessed that his name was Tony Antonio.

[C]

Really?

[G]

Yeah. Well, I was thinking that because I was, like, thinking Italian names. I was like, nah, that's like, too much of, like, a. It's a given, right?

[B]

Yeah. Don't tell Mariah.

[G]

It's really cute. I like the middle name with it.

[B]

Yeah, it says Grandpa's her grandpa's name.

[G]

I've always actually loved the name Car Carl as a first name.

[B]

Car Carl's a good name.

[G]

Cute little name.

[B]

I don't know. Yeah, but we call him Tony Carlo.

[G]

Tony Carlo.

[B]

Tony Carlo.

[G]

That's a name.

[B]

That's a good. It's so good.

[G]

That's solid. I see you have a bunch of hair.

[B]

I saved it in my photo album.

[C]

Like, you go like this. It's your screen cover, like your background.

[B]

Oh, don't, don't.

[D]

I will.

[B]

I'll do it. He's so cute. Wait, wait, let me.

[C]

Thank you.

[G]

How's Mariah?

[C]

She's doing amazing.

[G]

Oh, good, good.

[C]

Yeah, she's recovering very well.

[G]

I was, like, refreshing her page and your page, and no one was posting. I was like, I know that baby's here. Is the baby. Here he goes. Maybe.

[C]

Bro.

[D]

Where.

[B]

Where is the baby?

[C]

He lost the baby.

[G]

Oh, my gosh. You're kidding. He's so cute. He's a little Christmas baby.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Heath, I wanted to. I think I told you this already, but I'll tell. So I'LL tell everybody, too. When I. The. The moment I found out that he. They were going to the hospital, like, it's happening. He texted me when I was in. When I was in Sweden, I was, like, on our trip to Sweden, and I remember the moment that they told me. I forget. Was it you. You tell.

[C]

Right when we got to the hospital, I texted you, it's happening in all cast.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. You texted me saying, it's happening. Right. That moment. I was in an ice hotel in Sweden. An ice hotel. So everything was made out of, like, the beds, the tables, the. Literally everything. And I was. They had a section in this ice hotel where it was like a. A chapel, like a church. And I was in the church when I got that texted. As soon as I saw that, I was like, mariah's gonna love this.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, Mariah's gonna eat this, bro.

[C]

But the chapel looks gorgeous.

[B]

It was gorgeous. It was like I told.

[C]

I told Zayn, 10 out of 10 bleed out spot. Like, unbelievable.

[G]

I feel like you're randomly, always around the world. Like, I'll see you in Los Angeles, then the next day you're, like, in Japan.

[B]

No, normally, Leon, I'm not around the world. I. I'm getting a little crazy that.

[G]

I feel like I've seen you a lot of places.

[C]

He's going to Australia tomorrow.

[G]

No, you're not.

[B]

Tonight, Tonight.

[C]

Oh, tonight, tonight.

[B]

Yeah. I leave. I leave at, like. Like, for what? Just for New Year's.

[G]

That's my dream.

[B]

Yeah, We're. We're literally.

[C]

You just. You don't care about going there. You just want the men. You just, like, you love your Australian guys.

[B]

Every dude that she talks to is Australia.

[G]

Well, yes, but also, Australians are just so fun in general, so it's always been. They are mine to go.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

New Year's because.

[B]

Have you been to Australia?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, is it.

[G]

It's amazing. Everyone there is so.

[C]

So nice when you get there.

[G]

And their accents are amazing.

[B]

What?

[C]

It is. It is. So it's. It's hard to explain, but, like, when you go there, you're like, this is Australia.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, it just. It just makes so much sense. You're like, the movies aren't playing it up. No, it's. It is exactly how you expect it.

[B]

Okay. So normally when I go to visit a country, it's not what I was expecting. Sweet. But you're saying it is.

[C]

You know it. You know it's Australia.

[B]

Everybody have that accent. Everybody. Wow.

[G]

Very thick. I love Sydney and Bondi the best.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, Okay. I heard, like, Bondi beach is, like, beautiful. Has, like, a pool.

[G]

I was say, have you ever seen that pool? Like, it's lap pool.

[B]

I didn't know it was until Natalie told me. I was like, no. Heath, have you ever seen a picture where the pool is right on a beach? The beach?

[C]

No.

[B]

You ever seen a picture like that?

[G]

And you could eat at the restaurant up there, and you, like, look out over the water? What is that?

[C]

Sorry.

[B]

We were talking about goats. Yes. Dude, I've seen this picture so many times.

[G]

More incredible in person.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, really?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Normally pictures are much better or pictures are much better than in person.

[G]

It's cool. And everyone's swimming and hanging out.

[B]

We had a.

[G]

We had water. Is the ocean water?

[B]

Wait, what?

[G]

Yeah, it's like, the pool. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, it fills up.

[B]

Up.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's. Oh, so it's like. It's like a saltwater pool down. I don't think so.

[D]

Wrong.

[G]

My bad. But I'm almost positive because the water flies into.

[B]

Does, so it's just sometimes there's ocean water in the pool. Can we do that just in case. I don't think there's a pipe that is connected to this pool. I doubt it.

[G]

No, not a pipe. It's all ocean water.

[B]

No, no. Oh, okay.

[G]

I was like, maybe I'm wrong.

[B]

Damn. Okay. That makes sense. That makes it. Oh, but, like, dude, that would suck. All that going in that pool.

[G]

That's what I'm saying. What's up underneath you?

[B]

Imagine just a shark flying in there. The sharks are. The sharks are really bad in Australia.

[G]

Jellyfish are really bad. Oh, there was just, like, a shark.

[B]

Attack there that you see. I can't.

[G]

Just don't go in the. Like. Yeah.

[B]

Does nobody go in the water in Australia? Is that like.

[G]

I dove in. We went on this cruise, and there's these jellyfish. It's. It was jellyfish sting season, and they're the size of your thumbnail, and if they sting you, you start to hallucinate, and they have to airlift you out and take you to the hospital.

[C]

Zane touches one because he wants to get high.

[B]

I kind of want to trip out, and that could be fun.

[G]

So we had to put on wetsuits. But, like. Yeah. They're like, all right. Jump in. And I was like, cool.

[B]

Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. That's insane. Hallucinate from a jellyfish. Imagine that trip.

[G]

But they're.

[C]

They're literally.

[B]

You're seeing spongebob characters. You're seeing Bikini bottom.

[G]

I think they're, like, deadly.

[B]

I don't know. Oh, they're. Oh, it's like if you get stung, like, enough. Yeah, damn. You know. You know what I'm really not looking forward to, Heath? The spiders.

[G]

Oh, they're huge.

[B]

Have you seen the spiders on Tick Tock?

[C]

What is it called? The Kingsman spider.

[B]

All of them.

[C]

Is that the. Is that the big one? Is that what it's called?

[B]

I don't, but he do.

[G]

Australia.

[B]

They're small. Spiders are.

[G]

And the birds. The birds. The magpies. Is that what they're called? And they come down and they.

[B]

They'll take the spiders.

[G]

They'll come down at you.

[B]

Dude, I. Fuck. I can't look at spiders. Oh, my God.

[A]

No, they're everywhere.

[G]

Everywhere. You'll see them.

[C]

There are really cool birds in Australia, though.

[G]

They just fly down at you.

[B]

Oh, they. Oh, they attack you?

[G]

I think so.

[B]

I got attacked by a bird. You know, I got attacked by a bird once walking home from elementary school. It was traumatizing. It probably was a magpie. No, it actually was a. Not a vulture. Crow. A black crow. Interesting Game of Thrones type. I think that's why I think, like.

[G]

That'S gotta mean something.

[B]

I think so, too. So if. I hope a magpie, actually, that'd be kind of sick of a magpie. Like, you know, just to follow my last bird attack.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

But I don't want.

[C]

Just don't get attacked by a cassowary.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

It's a pretty gnarly bird out there. They're crazy.

[B]

This thing's a fucking dinosaur. That literally looks like me when I have no clothes on, no dead ass.

[C]

Why? Can I.

[B]

Because I have an ostrich body when I'm naked.

[G]

I have a baby body.

[B]

It just looks like I look like a big baby.

[G]

Wait, so do I. I look like I have a diaper on. It's just like my butt spin.

[B]

Something looks off when you look at me.

[G]

Every time I get naked, my friend's like, there's the naked baby.

[B]

Why are you. Why are you naked around your friends?

[G]

I'm always naked. I was running naked around my courtyard. In my house with the courtyard, like the public. Okay, well, my friend came in and she had stole my dog. So I ran out naked to go upstairs to grab her. But I look like a naked baby running through the.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God. I feel like that's a hard watch.

[G]

It's a good watch.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

All right.

[G]

Ostrich body.

[B]

Wow. Yeah. But Heath, I. I'm hoping I don't see one spider out there.

[G]

You're gonna. They're literally everywhere.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[G]

Just on the walls.

[C]

Are you guys doing, like, a zoo or going out into nature at all?

[B]

I, I'm honestly, I would love to go to, like, some sanctuary to see some, like.

[C]

Yeah, these are amazing.

[B]

I'm down to see those spiders, but I want it, like, behind a glass. Like, I don't want to surprise me in the middle of the night when I'm, like, getting out of my bed. Like, that would be like. I, I wouldn't, Like, I wouldn't.

[G]

They were on my walls. But also, I like to stay in hostels and stuff.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

So, like, it's prone to.

[G]

Yeah. You're saying somewhere nice.

[B]

I, I, it, You know what? It is nice.

[G]

But they are on, like, the railings. They're, like, on. They're out and about.

[B]

They're out and about. So you'll see it just walk.

[G]

They're big, so it's not like you're gonna be shocked by. Oh, there's a spider.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

It's, it's, it's really weird. I, I think I said this already. I have, like, my two fears. My big fears are, like, snakes and spiders, but they're, like, different fears. Like, snakes, I'm scared of it hurting me, but spiders, I'm scared of it, like, with just the way they look.

[C]

It's present them in general.

[B]

Their presence is just like. They cannot, like, be venomous or, you know, deadly or whatever. But, like, it literally makes me shut down. Yeah. Just something about it. But snakes are like, I'm scared that it's going to wrap around me, put its fangs in me and inject me with, like, the worst venom and just kill me. Just imagine dying like that.

[D]

Oh, it's miserable.

[B]

Oh, my God. God.

[G]

I never understand people who get pet snakes.

[B]

Why, like, why are you doing that to yourself?

[G]

I know.

[B]

And then, like, they look at the tank once, and it's just like, it's gone.

[D]

It's. Yeah.

[G]

There was a story once that it was like, this person had a snake and they were sleeping with it, and the snake was like, first, I can't remember how long, but he was stretching his body out to, like, basically consume a human.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh. Like, he was preparing.

[G]

Preparing to eat it. So he was, like, growing, like, to the length of the person's body, not.

[B]

The snake, preparing to eat.

[C]

You dislocated that jaw. Come on.

[B]

Can you wake up? The snake is at the end of your bed preparing to eat you.

[C]

It's just like, you wake up in the stomach, say you look up at the snake.

[B]

It'S got a little bib on. You wake up, it's halfway down the story, you're like, ooh, what's that? What? Why so tight? Holy, bro.

[C]

That's the movie. Anaconda wrecked me.

[B]

Yeah. When it was like, when the alligator.

[C]

Was in its body, it ruined snakes for me.

[B]

Yeah, but that's like. That's. That happens, though. Like, anaconda will eat. What is the biggest thing an anaconda has ever eaten?

[D]

That's a good question.

[B]

A whale.

[C]

Zane asked that. Like, we would know off the top of our head.

[G]

Oh, yeah. I'll face it. A whale.

[B]

The biggest. Also, when I first watched Anaconda, I thought it was like a mythical creature. I thought it was like a fictional creature that they just. For a horror movie, like, oh, thank God that doesn't exist. And then I researched. I was like, oh, this is real.

[C]

You thought it. You thought it was like a Loch Ness monster?

[B]

I thought Anaconda was literally like a unicorn. It was just like. It's a word that we all know, but it's a mythical creature. It was a Jennifer Lopez movie. I was like, oh, thank God.

[C]

And ll Cool Jeep, right?

[B]

Yeah. Is it. Does it still hold up, that movie?

[C]

I want to rewatch it because I haven't watched it since I was a kid.

[B]

Some graphics are probably shit.

[G]

I've never seen it.

[D]

They're making a new Anaconda.

[B]

Anacondas.

[D]

Well, it's. I think it's more of a. I've never seen the original, but I think this one's more of a comedy. It's got, like, Jack Black and Paul Rudd.

[G]

Oh, that's going to be good.

[B]

Is it. Is it, like. Is Snakes on a Plane a comedy movie? Or do people. It's so bad that it's a comedy. Comedy.

[G]

I think it's so bad.

[B]

It's a. It's so bad. It's a comedy. Okay.

[G]

Serious, Right?

[C]

All right.

[B]

Like, you know the movie Cocaine? I feel like they've been making more movies like that. Like Cocaine Bear. Have you guys ever seen that movie?

[D]

Oh, I never saw it.

[B]

Oh, he'd love Cocaine Bear.

[C]

It's okay. Oh, you would love. It.

[B]

Was like, you do it.

[C]

You. Oh, you. No, you would love.

[B]

Yeah. You think he stays up all night.

[G]

On the side table?

[B]

No, he. It's. It's literally exactly what you think it is, a bit. It's a bear. It's a. It's A killing machine based on bas. Yeah, loosely. I think the bear took cocaine, but I don't think it went past that. But it's. It's a really funny movie. I was really surprised after. I was like, damn, that's a good movie.

[D]

Okay, two things. Snakes on a Plane was officially an action thriller with horror elements, but it was considered campy and unintentionally campy. Hilarious.

[C]

That word.

[B]

Yeah, that's a good word. I. I've been using it more recently. Campy. Yeah. Oh, damn, That's a campy.

[D]

And then this back to the anaconda. What's the biggest animal it can eat? This says it could even consume a cow. Wow. Although it's extremely rare and borderline legendary.

[B]

Okay, Legend.

[C]

Borderline legend.

[B]

My legend. Like, there's not a lot of anacondas out there, right?

[C]

I think there is in the, like, the Amazon, dude.

[B]

Oh, there's like, a bunch anaconda's. Like, as in, like, the big. Like, the big ones.

[C]

Wait, Jared, can you look up? Biggest anaconda in the world?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

A picture of my pants.

[G]

You're out of control. Remember when you compare. When you compared your dick to that Drake picture, or you said, no, remember that Drake. Remember that Drake photo that came out? Or like, he was, like, flopping his dick or whatever. I wasn't goes. It wasn't even that big. I was like, I'm sorry.

[B]

I know. The thing is that it wasn't like that. The things that you could tell that, like, he. Sorry for you. It. You could tell that he was like. Like more than half chub. And that's normally what we would do if we were trying to get a good shot of it. You can tell that he did that. And in that sense, it wasn't that crazy. It looked like a normal size. Yeah. I thought it was a normal size because it was the same size as mine. And if you think that's big, then sue me. Then I thought then I don't have a small penis like I thought I had.

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[C]

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[B]

Continue with the anacondas.

[D]

It says the biggest species is the northern green anacondas, with one specimen named Anna Julia measuring 20.7ft and weighing 440 pounds.

[B]

Wait, 20ft? I feel like that's not the. That long.

[D]

20Ft for an animal. That's fucking huge. That's a two story building.

[B]

I thought it was. I thought the biggest one was like much longer than that.

[C]

Okay, wait, is. Is that the biggest snake in the world or that's just the biggest anaconda?

[B]

I think anacondas are like the biggest snakes, right?

[D]

Let me see if there's a difference. Oh, shit.

[B]

That's what I'm talking about.

[D]

Titanoboa. I'm not even going to try to pronounce that. Which lived about 60 million years ago to reach the lengths of 42 to 50ft and weigh over a ton.

[B]

Can we talk about the 60 million years ago? Like, oh, this is like another one of those things where it's very like, how the fuck do you know it's 60 million years old? Like I. There's how. How can you as a human be living for 50 years can like learn that something is 60 million years old? It doesn't make sense. Well, the math doesn't make sense. Yeah, but how, how can you. I just like, how can you look at a bone and be like 60 million years old?

[D]

They're not just looking at it. They're testing it.

[B]

Testing on what machine? In our time. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't. Because we have learned that atoms, like.

[D]

Have half lives, right? And they deteriorate over time. And we know exactly how long these atoms last. And so we can see by how much is left.

[B]

And we've all been alive to, to know that it's lost 60 million years. Right? Who was alive for that long that tested that?

[C]

Zane is starting to sound like me.

[B]

Huh? It just like, it, it just bugs me. It bugs me because it just sounds just like, full of. It sounds like. You know what it sounds like? It sounds like religion. It's like we're all listening to one person that wrote a book. I can also write a book. I could write anything. I can put anything in a book and go to a new island and be like, this is, this is real. This is what happened. And then, and everyone. I can, I can convince everybody that what I told them is real.

[C]

It's that with. Oh, yeah, that star, that's 20 million light years away.

[B]

Go fuck yourself.

[C]

20 million years for the light to turn. I'm like, bruh. Like, come on.

[D]

I did see a video recently where they showed the scale of just the Milky Way galaxy.

[G]

It makes me spiral.

[B]

They were like, if the Milky Way.

[D]

Galaxy galaxy was the size of North America, our sun, which is already like 8 million times larger than Earth, would be 6 nanometers big. Like, it would be smaller.

[G]

Was it the one where it was all, like, it showed first? Like the whole.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

You are.

[B]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I saw that video when I was high a long time ago and I had a meltdown. It was, it was an insane experience. I, it really makes you, like, not care about anything anymore.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[D]

A little bit.

[B]

Like, we're all so small and just.

[C]

Like, that's what they say. That's what they want you to feel. And it's working.

[B]

And that's how they want you to think.

[C]

They want you to feel like your life is meaningless and you're floating in the middle of nothing with no purpose. Don't let it get you.

[B]

I know, but don't.

[C]

Don't let them.

[B]

There's something, There's. But like, there's something nice about like, like reminding yourself, like, don't take it so serious. Seriously.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, everything's going to be okay. We're on a floating rock. Exactly.

[D]

It's fine.

[B]

Are we. No, it's, No, I, I, I Like, getting on ranch like this, it's like. It's just fun. It, like. It's fun to not believe anything.

[G]

It's fun until, like, I go to bed and then I start spiraling. What am I.

[B]

It's fun until somebody posts this clip and they're like, zay's a idiot. And then I spiral. It's like.

[C]

It's like, oh, you want to see spiral?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But no. And this is why not everybody should have podcast equipment.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

When I see that comment, I'm like.

[B]

Make podcast equipment more expensive. I love those comments because I agree. I like those comments. I'm like, yeah, true. I agree. Are these AI pictures? Like, what is that? Yeah. Is that. Honestly.

[D]

Oh, 100.

[G]

Yeah. No, imagine.

[B]

Imagine. Oh, my God.

[G]

I do want to know about your hair, because you're a little bit of a ginger right now.

[B]

I.

[G]

It's the winter look.

[B]

It's really. This is a journey. I'm on a hair journey right now, and I'm, like, trying to figure out. I've been trying to figure it out for a long time.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

And it, like, pisses me off because I don't have good natural hair. Like, my hair is very pubicy hairy.

[G]

I remember you saying.

[B]

So when I try to gel it, I try to do anything, blow dry it. Literally. I've tried so many different. I've had people. I've hired people to try to, like, make my hair look nice for stuff, for events, and it just never, ever wants to just stay looking good. Like, I'll put gel my hair and it'll look really good. And then I leave my house, and then it. And it looks like I just stuck my fork in a. And it just, like. It just looks like fucking ass. And then I have to grab my hat and put it and put it on. And so I. That's why I wear hats all the time. But I realized that if I bleach my hair. I decided to bleach my hair once for a video. I bleached it, and I realized that my hair looked really good because it, like, strips your hair and it, like, makes it. Yeah, it fries it. It made it thick, and then I gelled it When I. After I bleached it and I. And it looked good, it stayed styled, and I got a lot of compliments on it. People are like, oh, dang, your hair looks really nice other than outside of the blonde hair that a lot of people didn't like. But I. It's because I didn't want to put dye on it because I was scared putting dye on it would fuck it up again because you're putting, like, more in your hair. So that's why I always had it bleached. But I recently decided to start dying my hair after because I really want my brown. I just want brown hair again because I. I'm 33 and I feel like I. If.

[G]

No more frosted tips.

[B]

Yeah, I just, like. I don't make music. I don't dj. I shouldn't. I don't need blonde hair unless I move to Australia. Then I can. Maybe I could bleach it back blonde. I actually, you know, maybe I should do that before this trip.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

It's okay. Saying don't.

[G]

Maybe next time.

[B]

It's not like, like, you see, like, it looks nice right now because I bleached it because I fried it off.

[G]

Hear me out.

[B]

Hear me out. Saying does not look nice. That is just your.

[G]

It looks fine. But hear me out. What if you got a perm? Because you could do, like, a low perm where it's just wavy, and then your hair would almost stick in place.

[B]

I could get a perm to make.

[G]

My hair look like this, not like that. So they roll it all. Like, they'll roll it all in these.

[B]

I don't want to look like a tiktoker.

[G]

No, no, because you could do. You don't have to do, like, the really curly one, but a nice little subtle wave. They'll take it out sooner than, like, the whole time.

[B]

What if I have, like. My hair is, like, kind of, like, very thin? Yeah.

[G]

Yeah. I have a really good purple girl.

[B]

Does she do your hair?

[G]

No.

[B]

Okay, next time. I feel like I have to let it honestly give me a year, and then. No, I have to, because I can't go to her now. It's bleach. It's fried. I. I can't do anything else in my hair.

[G]

We'll talk.

[B]

No, Leah, I did. Literally, if I put a perm on top of this dead hair, I think.

[G]

You should tell her. I don't know what the. What the chemical is, but I think you can.

[B]

Yeah, people, in the comments to the expert. I feel like there's a lot of hair experts that are listening.

[G]

Can you get a perm, please?

[B]

Yeah, please, like, in the comments. I'll read the. The comments. I'll read all the comments. I want to see what you guys say. Think about, like, what I should do with my hair, because I really need help, and I talk about my hair a lot, and it's super annoying. And I hate doing it. But this is the last time. Fill the comments up. All my salon girls, all my hair people that know this, let me know. Help me.

[C]

And then I think you should shave it off.

[G]

Just buzz it.

[B]

I am going to buzz it, though, before my hair turns my heat.

[G]

You're getting another one.

[C]

Oh, you're going to go full like me.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I'm getting another one. You're addicted.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I'm not addicted. I'm probably.

[G]

Where is it going? Like, more in the same.

[B]

Oh, you always find a place. It's like filler. It's like you can always put it somewhere.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So it's like. We'll find. We'll find places. We'll find places.

[D]

Is there an opposite of a perm that makes your hair just like, a straighter?

[C]

Yeah, you could do a perm straight or a perm curly.

[B]

Heath. I don't. I don't know if you remember this. I've actually purred my straight. My. My straight hair. I've permed my hair straight.

[C]

Yes, I do remember that.

[B]

Remember that. It was jet black. Black. It was. It looked terrible. It was the worst my hair has ever looked. I would never do it again.

[C]

Yeah, that was flat.

[B]

It was so bad. It looked terrible.

[D]

Oh, that's scary.

[B]

Yeah. And also black on, like, jet black hair on me looks so bad.

[D]

Really?

[B]

It looks like. Yeah, it looks like I'm trying really hard to look young, so I don't do.

[C]

Yeah, it looked like a hair piece.

[B]

Yeah, a toupee. Like, it's like. Remember Matilda when the guy had the. Yeah, Matilda's dad. That's what to look like. That's literally what I look like. Look. He tried bleaching his hair. Look, bro. That's literally me. That's. Dude. Me and him have the same journey. We're trying to figure it out.

[D]

See, because I was. I was thinking I kind of. I have super curly hair and it's really. It's kind of annoying sometimes. And I. I was thinking about getting it, like, loosened or.

[B]

I really like your curly hair, though.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

I feel like it, like, fits you.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Very well. I feel like if you have straight hair, it just wouldn't look right. Yours.

[G]

Can you, like, blow it out maybe?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Have you tried, like.

[D]

No.

[B]

You should try.

[G]

Try it. It's just like a Dyson Air wrap.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Get on the Dyson Air race.

[B]

Have Reggie. Have Reggie.

[D]

I just also have no idea how to do any of that stuff.

[B]

Yeah, I don't either.

[G]

I think It'd be pretty simple.

[D]

It probably is.

[G]

Once you see someone do it. Yeah, okay, I got this.

[D]

And I. Yeah, I've never had just any of that training and so hair. But I. Sometimes I hate my curly hair.

[B]

I'm just really happy that hats exist. Imagine, like, hats were, like, banned.

[D]

Kill me.

[B]

We'd be so fucked. Just, like, never go out.

[D]

I'd be a hermit.

[B]

I would literally have to do glam every day. Like Alicia and Remy. Like, before I leave my house. Like, I'd have to get people to do my fucking hair.

[C]

Not. No, I'm happy that, like, baseball caps were invented because, like, baseball. If we. If we had to walk around wearing, like, top hats.

[G]

Fedoras, bro.

[D]

Just.

[B]

That's literally what they expect you to wear when you go to some of these fucking nightclubs and these bars. You know, when they're like, super strict.

[C]

Like, Davey Wayne, no hats allowed.

[B]

Like, get over yourself. Get over yourself. Like, they want people with hats like that in. You're like, come on, it is fancy. Like, fedora. No, it's not. I'd be so scared, like, if somebody showed up with a hat like that, I would think that they were, like, gonna murder all of us.

[C]

The only one that's accept acceptable is the one that kind of, like, slopes to the front. Like the Peaky Blinder.

[B]

You like that?

[G]

He wore it to your wedding shoes.

[B]

No, I love that hat. That heat. Didn't you?

[C]

You don't like my hat?

[B]

I do. I think it fits on you very well. I. I look like with that hat on. I don't like any hats that don't look good on me. I just judge. I judge it.

[G]

You look like a trucker hat.

[B]

Yeah, Baseball caps. You know, like the dad hats. God, they make me look terrible.

[C]

They're so flat.

[B]

So flat. And, you know, I got a cone head, so I. It's tough.

[D]

Peaks through.

[B]

Yeah, that's just like floating in my head. Tell you why. You know, there's a new season out. Heath, did you see that? Is there a new season? I thought they were Peaky Blinders.

[D]

I thought it was a whole movie.

[B]

Oh, it's a movie?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

No, no, no.

[C]

Peaky Blinders is a show.

[B]

No, no, it's a. They're making.

[C]

Oh, they made a movie.

[B]

Yeah. Trailer just came out. Because my. My dad loves Peaky Blinders. And I told him, he's like, what? It's. It ended like they did the final season. I was like, you're wrong, because I just saw a trailer. They just posted it the The Immortal Man. Do you like, when they do do that, when they have a series and then they end it with a movie?

[D]

It really depends on, like, what is going to happen in this, you know, like, if it. If the series is already wrapped up and so just leave it at that. If this is, like a prequel or, like, another part of the story before the end, I'll be fine with it.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

If it's past that and they ruin the ending, then go fuck yourselves.

[B]

Interesting.

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

What do you think?

[C]

Saying, it's like when they did the El Camino movie for Breaking Bad.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They butchered that.

[C]

Horrible.

[B]

Because it ended so good. It was nothing, right? Like, nothing happened in that movie.

[C]

It was dumb. It was just bad.

[B]

It was a passion project.

[C]

It was. It was a cash grab is what it was.

[D]

I. I heard it was bad. I never even saw it.

[B]

I was like, a lot of people didn't see it.

[D]

They're like, just not ruin this.

[B]

It's because reviews came out, and I think a lot of people, like, mega fans were like, I. I'm not gonna watch it because I don't want it to, like, piss me off. Ye ruin it for me. So a lot of people didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. I don't want it, like, ruining anything for me. How you doing there? How you doing?

[C]

A dad and a. I'm just, you know, I'm just thinking about my baby.

[B]

I. Dude, I bet. Oh, my God. Dude, I feel like I. I bet, like, that's all you want to do every day. Like, you. Yeah, you're in. You're. We're recording right now for, like, two hours. You don't want to be here.

[C]

I just. I just want. I just want him next to me.

[G]

I'll say the best is the newborn scent.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[G]

The best.

[B]

Why do they come out smelling like baby powder and there's no. You didn't put baby powder on them. It's the womb, you know.

[C]

Oh, you know what he did do yesterday, though?

[B]

He be cocky on you.

[C]

He. He gave me a mustard squirt. Like you would imagine. There's seeds in those things, boy. I lifted the leg. Mustard dodging baby.

[G]

Baby diarrhea is gross.

[B]

Why is it l. So yellow?

[C]

Oh, you know, it's crazy. It starts out super, super dark because they're getting rid of all, like, the. The cells and stuff that they were, like, absorbing and taking in in the womb. Oh. So it's really dark, and then that flushes out in the first few days and then it turns to that, like, bright yellow.

[B]

How often do you have to bring the baby to like the doctor to kind of like. Do you have like checkups after?

[C]

Yeah, we took him to his first pediatrician for his first checkup. I think think like four days after he was born or something like that.

[B]

And then when do you go again?

[C]

We have a two week follow up.

[B]

Oh, two weeks. So it.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know about after that. I think they just do like the first one and then a follow up checkup.

[B]

I'd be so crazy. I think I'd bring my baby every other night.

[C]

I think that once we do the checkup, we don't have to go again unless something happens. But they're trying to make sure they want them to gain their birth weight back. And once their birth weight's back, then I. Then it's like, oh, smooth sailing.

[B]

Yeah. I'd be so worried because, like, babies can't talk.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I would just.

[C]

How you feel?

[B]

Freak out. And I'd be like, I, I'm sorry. I'm gonna bring it to the doctor's office every other day because the baby can't tell me if he's not feeling good or if he feels like he's passing out or whatever the they.

[C]

Oh, dude, your brain goes crazy.

[G]

That little owlette for their foot, I have seen that.

[C]

But then I looked into it and people are showing their feet are like, burned.

[D]

Whoa.

[B]

Wait, what?

[G]

That's crazy.

[C]

A lot of, like, a lot of babies, the bottom of their foot is getting this like crazy red blister thing.

[G]

Interesting.

[C]

It's a, it's a monitor that goes on like a sock, so if they stop breathing or if anything happens, like, this alarm will go off.

[B]

Oh, that's amazing.

[C]

But then I saw people that were having like, a lot of issues with it and I was like, ah, I don't know, it seems kind of mixed reviews.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I feel like it would go off on like, moments that's not. Nothing's happening. Just like glitching.

[D]

This would make me more anxious.

[B]

Yeah, it's like, it's. It's like one of those things where.

[D]

It'S like, yeah, I would see.

[B]

You really need to, like, stress yourself out a little bit.

[D]

Like more than I would see 126bpm for their heart rate. And I'd be like, he's dying.

[C]

Something's wrong.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Why is my baby in a hit class?

[B]

So when are you going to toss the baby in a pool? Because I feel like, because baby. Yeah, because babies. Because babies can float, but I don't know how.

[C]

I don't float.

[D]

They.

[G]

Do you teach them to float, though? Yeah, I thought you might, like.

[B]

Oh, no, I thought, like. I thought because of their, like, the, like, how light they are, like, they're able to, like, turn.

[G]

Well, you have to teach them how to.

[C]

You have to teach them to run.

[B]

You got to teach. I thought. I thought, like, they are instinct. I thought the snapping. The snapping was just like.

[G]

Well, it keeps them to keep, like, their head up and to teach them the motion dogs.

[B]

I think. I think. I think they naturally, like, because they're humans. Humans are incredible. Oh, my God.

[C]

You know what's crazy? If you have a water birth, they could stay underwater for, I think it's like 30 minutes before you, like, that. They're completely fine.

[G]

Connected to the umbilical cord, though, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I would go above and beyond and get a. Get a little mermaid tail on my baby before cutting the vocal cord. And just, like, imagine that photo shoot. I. You haven't seen one. Have you seen a newborn baby mermaid photo shoot underwater?

[E]

Oh, his.

[C]

His umbilical cord fell off last night.

[G]

Oh, are you gonna keep it?

[C]

I put it in a little bag.

[B]

Oh, you did? You should frame it.

[C]

I. I grated it on top of our salad. Okay, tell me, when did you guys eat your placenta? No, we didn't.

[G]

You can bake it.

[B]

Why didn't you?

[G]

People could ship it off and put it into pills.

[B]

They would just be crying the whole time. Just. They're super emotional.

[C]

Zane, when you see it in person, the last thing you're thinking is, oh, you took the. Wait, can I have that?

[B]

You took the plastic home, huh? You took the placenta home?

[C]

No, when I saw it, I was like, toss it.

[B]

I would have froze this. Oh, my God. Yeah, bring it. Oh, my God. Imagine. Imagine one day, like, just keep it in the freezer until, like, one day you're like. Your dad is just, like, doesn't know what it is. He's like, let's cook some steak. He just throws it on the grill.

[C]

Which Kardashian was it that cooked it and prepared it and served it to the whole family?

[G]

No, I remember this, but I don't.

[B]

Know who was like, I was there. I ate.

[G]

I've seen it. I mean, you could also. Yeah, I was gonna say one of.

[D]

Them turned into Courtney and Katie Kim.

[G]

Yeah. Checks out the pills. See? Yeah, you can turn into pill.

[B]

Oh, it's a pill.

[G]

Yeah, you send it into Some.

[B]

It's in. It's in all of our Lemmy gummies.

[G]

It's up. I saw your Lemmy sleep over there.

[B]

Yeah, no, I. I. With. Works really well. I. And the way they taste. They should. She should make candy with that formula. Like gummies. Like actual gummies.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, they're good.

[B]

I toss them back.

[C]

Do you got any tips and tricks?

[G]

What, babies?

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

I don't know. I think I'm just, like, naturally a baby whisperer. But I will say I feel like the most like what I was doing with, like, a kid that I was basically raising is just talk to them like they're like, just a human. You know what I mean? Like, always just talk to them. And then eventually I feel like when he was nine months old, like, he was already talking because he was, like, the only person in the room with me, so I was talking to him.

[B]

Don't talk to him. Like a baby or something.

[G]

Yeah. Just have normal conversations and talk to.

[B]

Him like a. I've heard that. I've heard that a lot. I've heard that it helps a lot.

[G]

And they just become just like. I don't know. They just become like. You could have actually have conversations, just.

[C]

A mad, chill baby.

[G]

Yeah, just really chill.

[B]

Yeah, we know. Mariah's not talking to him like a baby.

[C]

No, she don't do. Tony, come here.

[G]

I. I will say, too.

[B]

Can't walk. Hey, Tony, come here.

[C]

Antonio, could you grab me a glass of water?

[G]

This is like. I mean, it differs for everybody, but personally, I really, really strongly believe in struck, like, structure. Like, schedules sticking to, like, like, same time every day.

[B]

You do?

[G]

Well, yeah. I don't know. I mean, I feel like there's those babies, too. Could sleep anywhere. But structure, that even makes sense. I don't even know what I'm trying to explain.

[B]

I feel like Keith and Mariah are, like, very built on structure.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Like, and, like, every day at the house.

[C]

I just don't like getting so into it where if something doesn't go accordingly.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then people, like, freak out. Like, it's just like, we're very good with the flow.

[G]

What I mean by structure, like, not like a schedule. Not like that.

[C]

Like, like a dis. Discipline. Like, say something, you mean it type.

[B]

Oh, Heath is her. Oh, he's ready.

[G]

Like, kids need structure. Yeah, there you go. Kitchen structure. As far as, like, discipline, like, you just be like, so, what do you want? Give them options. But there's also.

[B]

I see way too many bad little kids out there. Like, I. Discipline is so important. But people, like, people, like, I don't. I feel like people judge super hard on, like, the way some people like discipline. And I'm not saying, like, physical, like.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm just saying in general, like, people. I feel like people are so anti. Discipline. Discipline to. To kids. I'm like, no, these kids are gonna be so terrible.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

They're gonna literally. They're gonna hate you. You're gonna hate each other. Yeah. By the time they're teenagers.

[D]

Gentle parenting.

[B]

Gentle. Yeah.

[C]

You gotta have a healthy fear of your parents.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Yes, that's.

[C]

I had a very healthy fear of my dad.

[B]

Yeah. I was scared of.

[C]

Yeah, no, but like, then you were an adult.

[B]

Yeah. Still scared of his dad.

[C]

But yeah, I think it's good. Like, I was just so scared of letting my parents down.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That prevented me from doing so much, like, bad things.

[G]

Like, I let them down more as an adult than it's.

[C]

But cool. Yeah. I mean, we're just learning as we.

[G]

Go, I would say.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

You'll figure it out.

[C]

Kind of enjoying it.

[B]

Are you. How are you. Because I. Because I know you do a lot of podcasts and a lot of reading. Are you. How are you taking in, like, do.

[C]

My Google history, my TikTok history? Just all newborn shit.

[B]

Is it. Are you. Are you listening to podcasts or you do. Are you more like just looking up YouTube videos in Tik Tok?

[E]

It's.

[C]

It's mostly like, something will happen and I'll just have, like a question.

[B]

Ah, okay.

[C]

I'm just constantly looking things up.

[B]

You know what I'd be doing? I'd literally be like, day two, what should I be doing with this baby? Like, that's how I would be asking. I would be doing it by days. Like, okay, day 12. Like, what should the baby be doing already? What should I be doing as a dad to make sure the baby's being raised the best be raised?

[C]

I was looking up just, like, best burping techniques.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Things like that. You know, that's my life now.

[B]

It's so scary that, like, how you raise, like, your kid is how it's going to turn out.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, you're.

[B]

Yeah, that's me. Is so stressful. Like, I would. I would hate to, like, imagine, like, I raise a, like a kid and the kid is a fucking serial killer. I would be so depressed with myself that I can't even, like, raised. Like, what did I do? What did I do? Like, as I was raising my kid that he was like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna murder people.

[C]

Like, what went wrong?

[G]

Some of it's a little out of your control, though. I. Yeah, like that part of it.

[B]

But also, like, I feel like some of these. I feel like, like these serial killers, I feel like they did have, like, really bad childhoods too. I really do think it's.

[C]

Yeah. A lot of childhood trauma.

[B]

It is childhood trauma, too. Like, a lot to do with. With it too, because I've been through a lot too. We should talk about it.

[G]

Let's talk about it. This trauma dump.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Should we talk about it on the unwind?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, God. So much is happening on the unwind.

[C]

Good plug. Good plug, Jared.

[B]

Very good. Jared. Everyone's doing so well.

[D]

What a crazy episode.

[B]

Congratulations.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

On your new child. Congrats, Mr. Antonio.

[G]

I said congrats.

[B]

I will absolutely, absolutely tell Mariah. Thank you for letting Tony come on the episode.

[D]

We really.

[G]

He came on.

[C]

Yeah, we had him on earlier.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Sorry.

[C]

Oh, he was talking his ass off.

[B]

Yeah, he was chatting it up.

[G]

He's a, A natural.

[B]

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe you can see him next time also. Yeah, we're just. I'm just so happy for you, Heath.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

What a new beginning.

[C]

Thank you.

[G]

You got the papa glow.

[B]

Yeah, you do, you do, Pops. It's okay. I don't know why I thought like, he feeled like, look like different, like visually.

[C]

I don't know why.

[B]

I think I just imagine him in like a button up, like collector and cargo shorts.

[C]

Maybe I'll change up the attire like a dad, but I should do a little switch up.

[G]

He's a cool.

[B]

No, don't be yourself, man. I think that's what's so, like, I feel like when you have a kid, you got to still be yourself. That's what makes it so beautiful.

[C]

It's crazy because I feel like, well, I'm older for having a kid, but I still feel like. I feel like I'm too young if that.

[G]

You're a teen dad.

[C]

Yes. Yeah, I feel like a teen dad.

[B]

That's, that's, that's. I mean, that's how I see you too. I mean, I think it's because we've known each other for so long, but like, you, you don't look like.

[C]

I'm not at that point in my life to be a dad.

[B]

Yeah, I. Like, I would say another 15 years. Honestly, like, like, you just don't look like. You just look like you look like a baby with a baby.

[C]

So weird.

[B]

So crazy.

[C]

And then I think about my grandparents having my mom at 7:16. Crazy.

[B]

My mom had us when she was, like, 25, 26, and looking at pictures. She does not look like 20. She just looks. I'm not. She didn't look old. She just looks mature, like.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Makes no sense.

[G]

Imagine us.

[C]

It's a different time.

[G]

We couldn't do it.

[B]

It's different. I. I think it is just, like, the style, too, because remember, like, older ladies back then, like, when you watch these shows, like the. Like, they're the same age as our mom, but, like, their hairs make them look so much older. It's like the. The short. Like, what do you call those?

[C]

Like, a little, like a. Like the afro type thing where it's like just like a poofy kind of.

[B]

Yeah. If. If you look at them, really look at them, and they, like, put, like, the makeup that you'd wear today and, like, have straight long hair, they would look like our moms today. I think it's just like, the. How they really presented themselves. All right, send it out.

[C]

Unwind. We'll see you in a second. We love you so much. Again, if you want to check out the Patreon. Patreon.com Saint in and Heath, you get an extended cut of every single episode. Bonus episode every month. Live Q A Every single month. Patreon.com Zane and Heath. Just check it out.

[B]

Nice. All right, you can check out these episodes every Monday, audio form and all podcast platforms. The camera's right here. And video version Every Tuesday on YouTube.com Zane and Heath, everybody. Make sure to show Heath and Mariah all the love you can on all their socials. They look at all of it and, yeah, wish them luck on there.

[C]

Yeah, Hopefully. Hopefully we'll have a baby picture posted by the time this episode comes out.

[B]

Baby, we're waiting for it.

[C]

I know.

[E]

Waiting for.

[B]

It's going up on Christmas day.

[C]

I know. I know.

[B]

Notifications turned on.

[C]

We were just busy, and it's just like.

[B]

No, I get it. I get it. You want to soak it in. Like, dude, I feel like the last thing I want to do is, like, try to post a picture when my child is here.

[C]

Us trying to get the. The little Christmas sweater picture I sent you. I noticed it was, like, taking, like, a while. We're just like. I just. I just want to, like, hold them and love them. I just like.

[B]

I know that photo shoot took you guys three days, but it looked really. It was a great photo shoot. It was a great photo shoot. He looked adorable.

[G]

Yeah, he's really cute.

[B]

And your little. Your little angles with the hands. I was like, okay, national geography. All right. We love you so much. We'll see you unwinders in five seconds. Peace and blessings.

[C]

Peace.

[G]

Bye.

[B]

Bye, Tony. See you. What's. What's the. Charlie. Good luck. Good luck, Tony. Good luck, Tony.